Jack Frost Nipping At Your Nose Open Thread

Snowy-nosed reindeer in Finland
by @RyanResatka on Instagram

I know it's a repost, but... it's so on-theme.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:40 PM

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1 Drinking again, Jack?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 01:42 PM (Angsy)

2 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Zombie Nicolae Ceausescu! at December 25, 2023 01:43 PM (YAtuc)

3 Merry Christmas !

Posted by: It's me donna at December 25, 2023 01:43 PM (n2vyf)

4 Nose is some Finnish liqueur??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 01:44 PM (Angsy)

5 Raiders are dreadful.
My buttermilk bread looks good.
I am bored and ready to go back to work.

Posted by: Jamaica at December 25, 2023 01:46 PM (Eeb9P)

6 The Sven outside should have told everyone it's a new thread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 01:47 PM (Angsy)

7 Jump naked from the sauna into the lake and then down three shots of Nose!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 01:47 PM (2yu8s)

8 Love the picture

Posted by: Frazier Balzov at December 25, 2023 01:48 PM (RZFkB)

9 Merry Christmas ace!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 25, 2023 01:48 PM (KJjuk)

10 The problem with Finland is, it's full of Finns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 01:48 PM (bo7UB)

11 A Very Moron Christmas to everyone!

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2023 01:49 PM (KRtlO)

12 It's been misting, raining and sleeting for the last four days, so we're getting an icicle Christmas.

Posted by: pookysgirl, testing out her new cat protector for the keyboard at December 25, 2023 01:49 PM (dtlDP)

13 Tell your wife Justin is Christmas holidaying in Jamaica, Jamaica! [Not the NYC one.]

And does she have any relatives who could organize a storming of the hotel by any chance?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 01:49 PM (2yu8s)

14 Do reindeer always look like they're starving?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 25, 2023 01:50 PM (BdMk6)

15 I went to Finland once. Took a Lapp around the whole country. It was cold.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 01:50 PM (Angsy)

16 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin Dec 19
No, Jesus was not “Palestinian.” [...]

In fact, the Roman punishment of the Jews of Judea through the renaming of Judea to “Syria Palaestina” did not take place until 200 years after Jesus’ life in Judea.

[Thirteen points]...

http://tinyurl.com/4tjpur54
Posted by: andycanuck
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Map at the bottom of the 'X' link has a little sliver of land which may correspond to the Gaza Strip.
If I recollect Israel tried to give it back to Egypt, who said, "Nah, Brah. You can deal with it."

Israel should have kept the whole Sanai. But I guess they decided it actually had zero value.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 01:51 PM (2yu8s)

17 15 I went to Finland once. Took a Lapp around the whole country. It was cold.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 01:50 PM (Angsy)

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But the hills are alive.

With the sauna music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 01:52 PM (IJevL)

18 Hunter Biden dressed as a reindeer doing massive amounts of blow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2023 01:52 PM (iYJk7)

19 God moron us, every one!

Posted by: tiny tim at December 25, 2023 01:53 PM (2yu8s)

20 That Finnish reindeer has a knife somewhere, and will cut a bitch who gets between him and his vodka.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 01:53 PM (Hofgi)

21 Shut up, Tim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 01:53 PM (IJevL)

22 Massimo @Rainmaker1973
Time required for an F1 pit stop from 1990 to 2023

http://tinyurl.com/29kyser5
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from 9 seconds down to 1.8 seconds
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fixed!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 01:53 PM (2yu8s)

23 Christmas in Jamaica is a festival, so, they're busy. Maybe later

Posted by: Jamaica at December 25, 2023 01:54 PM (Eeb9P)

24 But the hills are alive.

With the sauna music.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 01:52 PM (IJevL)

Sanna in a sauna. Good gift, or no?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 01:55 PM (Angsy)

25 Afternoon.

That's a nose what needs a boopin'.

Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 01:55 PM (F8d0c)

26 Shut up, Tim.
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Tell it to the Ghost of Bite-Me Present!

Posted by: tiny tim at December 25, 2023 01:56 PM (2yu8s)

27 Dio - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

https://youtu.be/ZELjIqHQlUY

Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 01:56 PM (F8d0c)

28 Willowed:

Brother's MIL used to make huge batches of: Red, Green, and Dulce tamales for a Christmas Eve Feast.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

The Red was beef, the green was pork, and the Dulce was cinnamon raisin. All delicious.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 01:57 PM (idbzh)

29 Christmas in Jamaica is a festival, so, they're busy. Maybe later.
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I'm sure he'll be there all week and longer so no rush.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 01:57 PM (2yu8s)

30 Hoof print that reindeer !!!

Posted by: Sheriff Investigating Grandma Recent Demise . . . at December 25, 2023 01:58 PM (4Winp)

31 The Petsamo. I want it.

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at December 25, 2023 01:58 PM (IJevL)

32 Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Thru The Tulips

https://youtu.be/zcSlcNfThUA

Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 01:58 PM (Pipac)

33 I just saw a commercial for a mixed drink Keurig type machine. I had no idea .

Posted by: Drive by at December 25, 2023 01:58 PM (ge7yh)

34 Israel should have kept the whole Sanai. But I guess they decided it actually had zero value.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 01:51 PM (2yu8s)

The Sinai is huge. Nothing but rock and hardpan. Almost impossible to occupy economically except for a few resorts along the coasts. Nobody really wants it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 25, 2023 01:59 PM (BdMk6)

35 I just saw a commercial for a mixed drink Keurig type machine. I had no idea .
Posted by: Drive by

A real 'Bar'ista.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 01:59 PM (idbzh)

36 The Red was beef, the green was pork, and the Dulce was cinnamon raisin. All delicious.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

*Slides plate under USB port

** drools

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Christmas Cuisine Critic . . . at December 25, 2023 02:00 PM (4Winp)

37 Dang. I'm ready for a nap!
Merry Christmas Herr Ace!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 02:00 PM (W/lyH)

38 I've never heard of sweet tamales before. Very interesting.

I assume meant for dessert more than a main course or as a side?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:00 PM (2yu8s)

39

It's not everyday you find a rare duck from Arctic walking through the streets of central Indiana, but that's exactly what happened for a little girl in Greenfield.

The Hancock Wildlife Rescue and Rehabilitation took in a 1 pound long-tailed duck. The sea duck is typically found in the arctic and northern coastal regions, according to the rescue and rehabilitation organization.

These types of ducks spend most of their time in northern waters on ocean coasts and dive down to 200 feet deep to get their food, according to All About Birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2023 02:00 PM (63Dwl)

40 Almost like it's a dessert desert!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:01 PM (2yu8s)

41 I've never heard of sweet tamales before. Very interesting.

I assume meant for dessert more than a main course or as a side?
Posted by: andycanuck

I was too busy wolfing down the Red and Green to have many of the Dulce; but, they were good.

A bunch of recipes for 'sweet tamales' when I searched just now. I don't really remember what was in them; because there were prodigious amounts of adult beverages involved as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 02:03 PM (idbzh)

42 38 I've never heard of sweet tamales before. Very interesting.

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My dear departed aunts used to churn them out by the pallet-load at Christmas. Haven't had one in ages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 02:04 PM (IJevL)

43 *Slides plate under USB port

** drools
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Christmas Cuisine Critic

It's been way too long since I had them...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 02:05 PM (idbzh)

44 Several years ago my wife dove into the whole "Christmas Tamale" thing. Bought everything needed to do them from scratch. Started on the 22nd.

3 days later she said she'd never do it again.

But they were really good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2023 02:05 PM (Q4IgG)

45 because there were prodigious amounts of adult beverages involved as well.
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LOL, AZ

And God rest their souls, Cicero.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:05 PM (2yu8s)

46 Santa Claus is Coming To Town is a disturbing, Orwellian carol.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 25, 2023 02:06 PM (e0dkU)

47 There's probably stuff buried deep in Sinai.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 25, 2023 02:06 PM (KAi1n)

48 Denny's open. Sold out of turkey/dressing. View of 101 Fwy north, busier than I'd thought. Cute to see a little in his pajamas out with parents for breakfast. Then an "adult
" obese cow waddles by in her P.J.s and it's not so cute.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 25, 2023 02:06 PM (HUU6s)

49 I've never heard of sweet tamales before. Very interesting.

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My dear departed aunts used to churn them out by the pallet-load at Christmas. Haven't had one in ages.
Posted by: Cicero

Thank you for your memory of them (see I wasn't making them up as a Christmas Story!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 02:07 PM (idbzh)

50 Then an "adult
" obese cow waddles by in her P.J.s and it's not so cute.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 25, 2023 02:06 PM (HUU6s)

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*piano music stops*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 02:08 PM (IJevL)

51 44 Several years ago my wife dove into the whole "Christmas Tamale" thing. Bought everything needed to do them from scratch. Started on the 22nd.

3 days later she said she'd never do it again.

But they were really good.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2023 02:05 PM (Q4IgG)

I have heard this quite often. Better to buy them from a trusted source and let them put up with the time consuming task of making them. Damn, haven't had tamales in a long time.

My late father used to make kolaches. And these were REAL kolaches with fruit filling (though he would resort to cream cheese and poppy seed fillings). THAT was a time consuming, kitchen counter consuming process...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 25, 2023 02:09 PM (e0dkU)

52 I had a friend that would have tamale parties. She'd roast up pork, then make both sweet and savory tamales. Can't remember exactly what was in the sweet ones.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2023 02:10 PM (L8hCM)

53 Headed to NW Arkansas

WED
12/27
36° /28°
8%
Mostly cloudy and colder
RealFeel®
27°

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:10 PM (lwOKI)

54 Santa Claus is Coming To Town is a disturbing, Orwellian carol.

But the eldritch horror of an inanimate object possessed by a demon of ice chasing children, thumpity thump thump!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 25, 2023 02:10 PM (HUU6s)

55 *piano music stops*
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*chairs screech, pushed back*

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:10 PM (2yu8s)

56 Cicero.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:05 PM (2yu8s)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 02:11 PM (IJevL)

57 Pope Francis blasts weapons industry and its 'instruments of death' as he made Christmas Day appeal for world peace and calls for an end to Israel's military campaign in Gaza

https://mol.im/a/12899571

Hmm, I wonder if the shoe was on the other foot, whether he would have said anything.

Posted by: Ciampino - Avoid cliches like the plague .. at December 25, 2023 02:12 PM (qfLjt)

58 High of 30 here, low of 24 with wind and snow. Fortunately not a lot of snow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2023 02:12 PM (L8hCM)

59 Thousands join Christmas Eve migrant caravan - the biggest in more than a year - as it treks through Mexico and towards the U.S. border just days before Blinken arrives in the capital to hammer out new agreement to stem surge

https://mol.im/a/12898865

Posted by: Ciampino - Measure puns with a sighsmometer at December 25, 2023 02:13 PM (qfLjt)

60 Nose is some Finnish liqueur??
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I don't know about nose, but the Finnish troops I've worked with would take a bunch of their salted licorice candy, put it in a bottle of vodka, and let it sit overnight before drinking.

It's...an acquired taste.

Posted by: Military Moron at December 25, 2023 02:13 PM (ycI94)

61 Warm rainy day here in the Nashville area. Take the puppy out to do his business and he looks at me as if to say "You've got to be kidding."

Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2023 02:15 PM (oaGWv)

62 Islamist threat on Cologne cathedral prompts global security alert ahead of holiday season

https://is.gd/saowBa

Posted by: Ciampino - Measure puns with a sighsmometer .. at December 25, 2023 02:15 PM (qfLjt)

63 Why wouldn’t our European allies want to follow our military? We are very diverse.

Posted by: Ron at December 25, 2023 02:16 PM (AtKtr)

64 I had a friend that would have tamale parties. She'd roast up pork, then make both sweet and savory tamales. Can't remember exactly what was in the sweet ones.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2023 02:10 PM (L8hCM)

Probably some sugar.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 25, 2023 02:16 PM (BdMk6)

65 59 Thousands join Christmas Eve migrant caravan - the biggest in more than a year - as it treks through Mexico and towards the U.S. border just days before Blinken arrives in the capital to hammer out new agreement to stem surge

https://mol.im/a/12898865
Posted by: Ciampino - Measure puns with a sighsmometer at December 25, 2023 02:13 PM (qfLjt)

Remember, if the source calls people who intend to simply stroll across the border "migrants", they are people who are VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY UPSET at the idea that in order to enter the country, you HAVE to go through a port of entry and present a passport to a CBP official.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 25, 2023 02:16 PM (e0dkU)

66 I just saw a commercial for a mixed drink Keurig type machine. I had no idea .

Posted by: Drive by at December 25, 2023 01:58 PM (ge7yh)

WAAAANT!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl, measuring the space next to her desk at December 25, 2023 02:17 PM (dtlDP)

67 I stopped briefly cuz I wanted pancakes.

Pancakes for Christmas.

There's a song in there somewhere.

Anywho, here's some YouTuber doing a "metal" version of O Holy Night.

https://youtu.be/GbHyghmxeeM

It's purty good!

Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 02:17 PM (w+yXF)

68 Merry Christmas to all the Horde and to those they hold dear!! May the good LORD bless you all today and in the coming year!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2023 02:18 PM (DKn0U)

69 Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2023 02:18 PM (DKn0U)

Thanks; Same to you, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2023 02:19 PM (RSbhh)

70
Thousands join Christmas Eve migrant caravan

Just like Mary and Joseph except the migrants don't intend to pay any taxes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2023 02:19 PM (63Dwl)

71 Will @lfc_arrow Dec 24
35 years ago today Sgt Powell answered a 'prank call' and ended up saving countless lives at the Nakatomi Plaza.

Today we remember him and his bravery.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:20 PM (2yu8s)

72 62 Islamist threat on Cologne cathedral prompts global security alert ahead of holiday season

https://is.gd/saowBa
Posted by: Ciampino - Measure puns with a sighsmometer .. at December 25, 2023 02:15 PM (qfLjt)

Threat to Christian Holidays Mohommedans.
Threat to Islam Holidays Mohommedans.

I am seeing a trend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:21 PM (lwOKI)

73 Pope Francis blasts weapons industry and its 'instruments of death' as he made Christmas Day appeal for world peace and calls for an end to Israel's military campaign in Gaza

https://mol.im/a/12899571

Hmm, I wonder if the shoe was on the other foot, whether he would have said anything.
Posted by: Ciampino - Avoid cliches like the plague .. at December 25, 2023 02:12 PM (qfLjt)

Because Jesus would totally want the annihilation of those damn dirty Jews.

The Pope can suck my dick.

Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 02:21 PM (w+yXF)

74 Didn't make tamales.. Allergic to corn. But I did make pozole even though el super mercado was out of radishes. Happens almost every year.

Posted by: KT at December 25, 2023 02:21 PM (rrtZS)

75 " I just saw a commercial for a mixed drink Keurig type machine. I had no idea ."

Immediately looked at Amazon. Pricey but very cool.

Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2023 02:21 PM (oaGWv)

76 And with that, time once again to get rollin'.

Talk to ya'll later!

Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 02:22 PM (w+yXF)

77 *piano music stops*
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*chairs screech, pushed back*

*people start edging towards the exits*

"She swallowed the piano player whole!" is whispered.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2023 02:22 PM (dZVON)

78 Merry Christmas, Ace! You stand with the pillars of Western Civilization!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 25, 2023 02:23 PM (T1jPn)

79 71 Will @lfc_arrow Dec 24
35 years ago today Sgt Powell answered a 'prank call' and ended up saving countless lives at the Nakatomi Plaza.

Today we remember him and his bravery.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:20 PM (2yu8s)

Christmas starts at my house when he kills the ballerina.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:23 PM (lwOKI)

80 Hey, ace? I hope you're having a happy Christmas. Thank you for this island of sanity in an otherwise insane world. There are days when this place is all that gets me through.

Posted by: creeper at December 25, 2023 02:23 PM (cTCuP)

81 don't know about nose, but the Finnish troops I've worked with would take a bunch of their salted licorice candy, put it in a bottle of vodka, and let it sit overnight before drinking.

It's...an acquired taste.
Posted by: Military Moron at December 25, 2023 02:13 PM (ycI94)

Sounds like they were trying to make ouzo. That stuff will take the clothes off women faster than tequila.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 25, 2023 02:23 PM (BdMk6)

82 Do you ever think the only reason western governments bust up terror rings is to keep the people from destroying them if a major attack was to succeed, not because they disagree with the terrorists?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 02:25 PM (Angsy)

83 May the good Lord take a liking to you and blow you up real soon!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:25 PM (2yu8s)

84 Snowy the white nosed reindeer
Had a very white nose
And you were this is going

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2023 02:26 PM (eFExz)

85 Why is home distilling against federal law??

You can own a machine gun but not a still.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:26 PM (lwOKI)

86 82 Do you ever think the only reason western governments bust up terror rings is to keep the people from destroying them if a major attack was to succeed, not because they disagree with the terrorists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 02:25 PM (Angsy)

The wages of sin is death.
Cops protect criminals from citizens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:27 PM (lwOKI)

87 The wages of sin is death.
Cops protect criminals from citizens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:27 PM (lwOKI)

The "them" I referenced was the gov't apparatchiks. If a large attack happened during Christmas or Easter, would governments fall?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2023 02:29 PM (Angsy)

88 >>> Cops protect criminals from citizens.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Accused criminals. Innocent until proven guilty. All that.

They should be required to turn themselves in to the nearest courthouse or cop to invoke their right to a trial.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2023 02:30 PM (cOq4q)

89 Fairly sure in Pa you can make a certain amount of alcohol

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2023 02:35 PM (eFExz)

90 Brunch and Round 2 of gift opening is in the bank. 2d bottle of champagne uncorked for mimosas.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 02:36 PM (ju2Fy)

91 Robert

Careful what you ask for.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 02:36 PM (u82oZ)

92 77 *piano music stops*
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*chairs screech, pushed back*

*people start edging towards the exits*

"She swallowed the piano player whole!" is whispered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2023 02:22 PM (dZVON)

I remember
The day we pushed your piano
Out into the garden
Making tracks across the lawn

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at December 25, 2023 02:37 PM (e0dkU)

93 Why is home distilling against federal law??

You can own a machine gun but not a still.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:26 PM (lwOKI)

Damn it.
It is a fruit juice processor.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 02:38 PM (W/lyH)

94 I thought home distilling was illegal if you sold any of your product.

Here in Kentucky you're almost expected to have a still somewhere on your property. Lots of people do, and I periodically buy their product, but it's done with cash and under the table, so to speak.

Making enough hooch to draw attention is the killer. Making "just enough" to satisfy yourself and friends is key.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2023 02:39 PM (Q4IgG)

95 Had a nice 2 1/2 mile walk . Got a nice sweat going and now to watch football.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2023 02:39 PM (iYJk7)

96
Why is home distilling against federal law??

You can own a machine gun but not a still.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 02:26 PM

I know you can purchase a still on Amazon - which ITSHTF is a great way to get clean water. I think you *can* but there are limits to the amount. It seems one of those purchases it might be doing a short stretch in jail for. No more then 3 to 5.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 25, 2023 02:39 PM (enJYY)

97 if you have the chance to get one of those Spec's pecan pies with Crown Royal in it take it

Posted by: DanMan at December 25, 2023 02:40 PM (8uzBS)

98 Amazon has multiple home distilling kits for sale. I think the current law is you can distill for your own use. Just don't try to sell any of your spirits.

Our deep state is probably figuring that widely available vodka was useful to the Kremlin in keeping the kulaks from revolting, so why not follow that. Next they will nationally legalize pot.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2023 02:40 PM (3cGpq)

99 Global Warming!

zerohedge @zerohedge 5h
Fire Breaks Out On Russian Nuclear-Powered Icebreaker
A fire broke out on Sunday evening on a Soviet-era nuclear-powered cargo icebreaker ship docked at a port in northwestern Russia. Reuters said the Soviet-made Sevmorput vessel was docked in the northern Russian city of Murmansk when a 30 square meters (323 square feet) fire erupted in one of the cabins.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:42 PM (2yu8s)

100 >> Got a nice sweat going and now to watch football.

current has cartoons all over the screen and announcers that sound like they're huffing something, giggles and cartoons don't enhance the game. At all.

Posted by: DanMan at December 25, 2023 02:43 PM (8uzBS)

101 Our deep state is probably figuring that widely available vodka was useful to the Kremlin in keeping the kulaks from revolting, so why not follow that. Next they will nationally legalize pot.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2023 02:40 PM (3cGpq)

Among other drugs...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 25, 2023 02:44 PM (e0dkU)

102

In the United States however, distilling liquor is a federal offense and therefore illegal in every state. Interestingly, some U.S. states have laws that would theoretically make moonshining immediately legal, if the federal law were to be changed.

The State of Missouri, for example, theoretically allows the manufacturing of 100 gallons of liquor per year (but, as mentioned, it is still federally illegal). Other states that theoretically allow moonshining are Alaska, Arizona, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Ohio, Rhode Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

103 Merry Christmas 🎄 everyone.

Posted by: Sidney at December 25, 2023 02:45 PM (hXFl4)

104 30 meters square fire in a cabin? Do they refer to the crew shared quarters as cabins? Or is Reuters just being sloppy stupid?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2023 02:46 PM (3cGpq)

105 You can have a still for making 'perfume' legally.
Home distillation is Federally outlawed by BATF unconstitutionally. The suit that has been brought against current law is another shot at the 'administrative state'.
It is about time the SC brought it to heel.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 02:48 PM (idbzh)

106 zerohedge @zerohedge 5h
Fire Breaks Out On Russian Nuclear-Powered Icebreaker
A fire broke out on Sunday evening on a Soviet-era nuclear-powered cargo icebreaker ship docked at a port in northwestern Russia. Reuters said the Soviet-made Sevmorput vessel was docked in the northern Russian city of Murmansk when a 30 square meters (323 square feet) fire erupted in one of the cabins.
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That just shows that our victory is inevitable.

Send money, assholes.

Posted by: V Zelensky at December 25, 2023 02:50 PM (Dnobf)

107 Turning Point UK @TPointUK 6h
Mike Freer the Conservative MP for Golders Green -- an area with a large Jewish population -- has had his office burnt down in a suspected arson attack this morning.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:52 PM (2yu8s)

108 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 59m
Today is the 34th anniversary of the dictator Nicolae Ceausescu being put in front of a fire squad following the Romanian Revolution.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:54 PM (2yu8s)

109 Pope Francis blasts weapons industry and its 'instruments of death' as he made Christmas Day appeal for world peace and calls for an end to Israel's military campaign in Gaza

https://mol.im/a/12899571

Hmm, I wonder if the shoe was on the other foot, whether he would have said anything.
Posted by: Ciampino - Avoid cliches like the plague .. at December 25, 2023 02:12 PM (qfLjt)

Yeah.... Mr Pope? Sell your Cloak, buy a sword...

Posted by: Shit Jesus said. at December 25, 2023 02:54 PM (xaFKb)

110 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 2h
Israel killed the senior IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) commander Rahdi Mousavi in an airstrike against Damascus today

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:57 PM (2yu8s)

111 Is the FBI raiding homes where Christmas is being celebrated?

Posted by: Frazier Balzov at December 25, 2023 02:57 PM (PgWnR)

112 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
~~Shaun King~~ Talcum X has been banned from Instagram where he had 5.6 mln followers.

He had been able to preserve his account until now despite all the racism hoaxes he has been spreading over the years, but his antisemitic posts proved to be too much for Meta.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:58 PM (2yu8s)

113

Frankie the Faggot eagerly gargles Muslim microdick, and would gladly light the gas ovens...

Posted by: Ped Xing at December 25, 2023 02:59 PM (IzhsC)

114
Pope Francis is the Joe Biden-ist of Popes. Father Guido Sarducci could do a better job.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 25, 2023 03:00 PM (enJYY)

115 Getting ready to start the drive north for dinner. Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Christmas Cuisine Critic . . . at December 25, 2023 03:00 PM (4Winp)

116 Safe travels, Adriane.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2023 03:04 PM (ju2Fy)

117 Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Christmas Cuisine Critic

May all the cuisine be authentically ethnic.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 03:06 PM (idbzh)

118 Vatican needs some Muslim immigrants, they would love to take that over

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2023 03:11 PM (eFExz)

119 Christmas card from neighbor has Santa hat wearing golden puppies in an old pickup truck. And "signed" by all the feral cats in the yard.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 25, 2023 03:11 PM (HUU6s)

120 112 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
Shaun King Talcum X has been banned from Instagram where he had 5.6 mln followers.

He had been able to preserve his account until now despite all the racism hoaxes he has been spreading over the years, but his antisemitic posts proved to be too much for Meta.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 25, 2023 02:58 PM (2yu8s)

Proof positive that at least 5.6 MILLION people are total fucking idiots.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 25, 2023 03:12 PM (lwOKI)

121 You know who else is an idiot?
Someone who took the over on KC/LV

Posted by: Jamaica at December 25, 2023 03:14 PM (Eeb9P)

122 Nood, BTW

Posted by: Jamaica at December 25, 2023 03:18 PM (Eeb9P)

123 Seasons Beatings

Left-wing French deputy mayor brutally assaulted by 'North African' men outside her home, hospitalized

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2023 03:20 PM (eYF7X)

124 People still watch the NFL?

Posted by: teejuss at December 25, 2023 03:51 PM (PUZG2)

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