Bud Light Opens Up It Money-Vaults and, Mystery of Mysteries, Suddenly "Conservative" Influencers Can't Stop Calling for an End to the Boycott!

Are.

You.

Kidding.

Me.

Bud Light paid the UFC $100 million to partner with them. The UFC is a based company and a lot of its athletes are based. Dana White is as based as a sports executive as we've had in the modern age.

Now, I was disappointed in this deal, but money is money, and I don't want to criticize the UFC or Dana White.

But let's not kid ourselves: Bud Light is paying the UFC so that the UFC will tell conservatives to stop the boycott.

Which Dana White explicitly did:

Dana White backs Bud Light:

"If you consider yourself a patriot, you should be drinking gallons of Bud Light. Gallons of Bud Light! You should have Bud Light drums stacked in your garage. They are way more aligned with you than these other beer companies." pic.twitter.com/1mok5Nrxnw
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) December 11, 2023

That pisses me off, and doesn't make me like Bud Light more. It makes me like Dana White less.

But whatever. He's getting paid for it. That's the way the world works, and I expected this when I heard about the deal.

But what I wasn't expecting was Kid Rock, who kicked off the boycott by shooting up cans of Bud Light with his sport rifle, to suddenly call for an end to the boycott as well (CNN):

Kid Rock is changing his tune on Bud Light. He was one of the first people to declare a boycott on Bud Light after the beer brand briefly partnered with a transgender influencer, leading to a significant and lasting sales slump.
Rock told Tucker Carlson on his X show that Bud Light "deserved a black eye and they got one" for the partnership with Dylan Mulvaney, but then added he's over the boycott. "So, do I want to hold their head underwater and drown them because they made a mistake? No, I think they got the message."
Rock's reversal might come as good news for Bud Light, which has experienced a steep slump in sales since the transphobic backlash began in April. The Mulvaney partnership caused some of its core customers to abandon the beer and Bud Light's botched response alienated supporters as well as the LGBTQ community.

Weird that that's on Tucker Carlson too.

And wouldn't you know it: Now that Kid Rock's called an end to the boycott, Tim Pool also says it's time for "we" conservatives (we conservatives, Tim?) to end the boycott as well.

This YouTuber, Romanian TVee, finds it very suspicious that three high-profile conservative influencers suddenly decide to flack for Bud Light simultaneously.

Now we know that one of them, Dana White, just accepted a check for $100 million for his company, which he'll be benefiting in.

And the other two? Who just happened to follow along within days of Dana White initiating the public relations blitz?

Am I supposed to believe they weren't paid?

Here's what I find really suspicious: Bud Light has ceased even to be an issue. No one is actively boycotting it any longer. They just aren't drinking it because it was always crap and they stopped drinking crap. There is no reason to drink crap, whether that crap aligns with your values or not.

This is only an issue again because Bud Light is paying for it to be an issue. Bud Light wants a second look. Bud Light wants a reevaluation campaign.

Okay.

So who are the people participating in this reevaluation campaign? Who are the "early adopters," if you will? And why are they early adopters?

I know why Dana White is an early adopter.

I can guess why Kid Rock is -- I bet Bud Light has sponsored a lot of his tours.

Why's Tim Pool an early adopter?

I find this so incredibly suspicious I'm tempted to throw caution to the wind and just assert Yes, Tim Pool and Kid Rock did take a payment from Bud Light.

But I don't know that.

I sure suspect that, though.

"We conservatives." Harumph, as they say.

Even Megyn Kelly isn't cucking out like these two are:

Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly

Bud Lite never apologized or even acknowledged how deeply it offended its customers.
That's bc it's still beholden to the vicious trans activists who threatened it & cares more about them than its customers.
Why would you give them your business? Bc one musician folded?
HARD NO.

Speaking as a "we conservatives," "we conservatives" say this:

I'll join your Publicity Campaign, Bud Light. The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney. You don't have to make me my own can.

Then I'll "organically" decide that hey, I've totally reconsidered this issue on my own too and would like to Take the PR Win Now.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

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1 FIRST!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:20 PM (bving)

2 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:20 PM (bving)

3 "Everybody is a Whore-ore..."

Posted by: kallisto, riffing off Sly Stone at December 15, 2023 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

4 Streameast

Posted by: mr tmz at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (rJ48h)

5 I druther drink good beer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (ScR16)

6 These people are just hirelings… do not expect anything else from them… they are no different from politicians that way..

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (PCK5/)

7 I seriously doubt these influencers have the influence they think think they do or Bud Light hopes they do.

I think people have just realized that Bud Light is kind of not that good, the brand isn't worth their thoughts, and have moved on.

I doubt they get that 20-30% drop in market share back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

8 Didn't drink this horse piss before and still won't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (R4t5M)

9 Money talks. Which is why we have an Oligarchy and not a Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (xcxpd)

10 " good news for Bud Light, which has experienced a steep slump in sales since the transphobic backlash began in April."

I was going to say that THIS comment isn't going to help their position, but then i saw it was from cnn so no one else will see it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (bving)

11 I can look this up, but who is Dana White?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (RSbhh)

12 Peyton Manning and Emmit Smith are both repping Bud Light on commercials. I'd be more forgiving is this was the Busch Family Bud versus Eurofag owners of Bud.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:24 PM (AdHga)

13 Once you've been caught banging one sheep - sorry, you'll always be a sheep banger.

You can't unring that bell.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2023 03:24 PM (K+UlC)

14 They are not whores, they are prostitutes..

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:24 PM (PCK5/)

15 'll join your Publicity Campaign, Bud Light. The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney. You don't have to make me my own can.

Then I'll "organically" decide that hey, I've totally reconsidered this

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and percentage of profits !!

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2023 03:24 PM (V13WU)

16 Mmm...bangers and mash.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (ScR16)

17 Why's Tim Pool an early adopter?

because he's fugazi?

Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (dCxaZ)

18 11 I can look this up, but who is Dana White?
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She was a celebrity that did Q&A game shows a long time ago.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (AdHga)

19 I'm not a fanatic. A cool million and a lifetime supply of a good beer and I'll extol the benefits of Bud Light.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (FVME7)

20 Fen,

Dana White runs UFC, a mixed martial arts fighting league. I don't know what the acronym UFC stands for, I just know what it is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (sAmhv)

21 Target, Disney, and new venture "Toys for Tots" perk up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (cOq4q)

22 I never drank Bud Light because frankly, as a beverage, it sucks. The tranny stuff merely confirmed the wisdom of my earlier avoidance.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (CwhoI)

23 11 I can look this up, but who is Dana White?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (RSbhh)

Well paid, apparently..

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

24 The most sanguine way to look at this is that, BudLight erred, paid a heavy price and is now showing contrition and will not err again, and this could be a corporate example of FAFO.

Time will tell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (XV/Pl)

25 Took AB waaaay too long to get to the money talks bullshit walks part of the game.
They could have done this earlier.

Posted by: Donny, moving up the pecking order at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (FCbAQ)

26 Didn't drink this horse piss before and still won't.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (R4t5M)

My sediments egg-zackly. There is good beer out there, some of it brewed by companies InBev owns, but plenty that is not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (bPuW2)

27 I doubt they get that 20-30% drop in market share back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

there's a not insignificant number of people who did drink it who won't go back because they found something better.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (bving)

28 That pisses me off, and doesn't make me like Bud Light more. It makes me like Dana White less.

But whatever. He's getting paid for it. That's the way the world works, and I expected this when I heard about the deal.
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And we will see - I am somewhat hopeful - whether other people feel the same way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (zxP/x)

29 Money-grubbing celebs will persuade no one.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (rJ48h)

30 I can look this up, but who is Dana White?
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She was a celebrity that did Q&A game shows a long time ago.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Turns letters on the Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (R4t5M)

31 Speaking of Kid Rock's sporting rifle... the Supreme Court refused to stay Illinois' semiautomatic weapons ban.

This constant infringement on our liberties is exhausting.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (+wf3A)

32 Ace should definitely hold out for a can with an Ewok on it. Then Kathleen Kennedy will have to sue Bud Light, and hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (5D/8m)

33 27 there's a not insignificant number of people who did drink it who won't go back because they found something better.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (bving)

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Toilet water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

34 Won't work. As I said months ago - this is NOT a boycott.

It has become culturally unacceptable for conservatives to be seen drinking Bud Light.

That, coupled with the fact that a lot of people only drank Bud Light because if you drank Bud Light, you never HAD to drink anything else, because pretty much every place that had alcohol served it, so you never needed a 'backup drink'.

They essentially forced an awful lot of people to go to different drinks, and now that they HAD to drink other thinks, they've realized what poor quality Bud Light actually is, and they ain't ever going back.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (setIA)

35 The MSM here, in a chyron, was pushing the Kid Rock turning-coat this AM so a new AP/CP talking-point created.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (2yu8s)

36 Can't drink it any less than I do now.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (JfxgE)

37 Dana White is the Church Lady…

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (PCK5/)

38 Dana White was the pretty actress in the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers starring the original Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

39 I wasn't drinking AB products anyway. Well, sort of. Devils Backbone Brewery (a Virginia brew) was bought out by AB a few years ago. Better distribution capabilities with AB.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (sAmhv)

40 @11

>>I can look this up, but who is Dana White?

President of UFC, now part owner of WWE.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:27 PM (XV/Pl)

41 Dana White runs UFC, a mixed martial arts fighting league. I don't know what the acronym UFC stands for, I just know what it is.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (sAmhv)

Kind of like pro wrestling, without the pros. Or the wrestling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (bPuW2)

42 And specifically with Tim Pool, he tried to act like the backlash was stupid from the start, and only changed when it became clear just HOW much backlash was happening.

He hated this boycott from the start, so he's just using this to go back to what he always thought.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (setIA)

43 Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:25 PM (AdHga)

Not unless she became a zombie and then head a sex change operation before talking to Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (RSbhh)

44 You don't have to make me my own can.
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What? You don't want a smiling Ewok on a can with a thumbs up?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (7fElN)

45 MMMMMM Bud Light. the best beer that one can drink. Everyone go out and buy a case or two or three. It's a great beer.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (cMXNt)

46 Impossible for me to drink less Bud Light than I already do. Last time I had one was 3 years ago at an outdoor music venue and that one was all they sold. I'm not surprised these rock ribbed principled conservatives took their 13 pieces of silver. It's a tale as old as Judas.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (MeG8a)

47 >>> I'll join your Publicity Campaign, Bud Light. The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney. You don't have to make me my own can.

I graphic image of an Ewok humping a pile of empty cans would be something.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (cOq4q)

48 eh, i used to drink it during hockey, mostly because it wasn't bitter or foamy so i could skate and play and not have an adverse gut reaction to it.

however, i've found other beers that work just as well so yeah, no need to go back to it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (bving)

49 I sure wish Hamms was nationally distributed. I really liked Hamms when ice cold.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (AdHga)

50 Thanks for the actual answers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (RSbhh)

51 >>>I'll join your Publicity Campaign, Bud Light. The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney.

Hold out for more.

Posted by: m at December 15, 2023 03:28 PM (T7nlx)

52 "Now, I was disappointed in this deal, but money is money, and I don't want to criticize the UFC or Dana White."

I will. Pay me to be principled. A lot.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (IpdaE)

53 1 FIRST!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:20 PM (bving)

I mean, actually, yes.

Posted by: m at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (T7nlx)

54 "Why's Tim Pool an early adopter?"

He wants to serve Bud Light at the three chickencoop coffeehouses he might finally open by, oh, 2029.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (MvF+J)

55 there's a not insignificant number of people who did drink it who won't go back because they found something better.

it's indelibly marked with the stain of the Mulvaney. This does not bother the elites, but it does rankle normies.

good luck with that Bud Light. Even the #woke a-holes who did the buycott when all this mess went down hated your swill and gave up.

Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (dCxaZ)

56 as our currency devalues, this will matter less

already there is an expanding pool of "things money can't buy" - things that aren't priceless and were formerly not even rare, it's just that we no longer can buy them here in the US.

this will continue.

so go ahead guys, grab up that paper as it becomes less and less useful. toss away the one thing you might have had left once our currency fully goes kablooey, your reputation/integrity/soul.

(that doesn't apply to Tim Pool of course)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (AcWfM)

57 Matt Walsh covered this and I agree with him. Bud Light is paying out big bucks to end the boycott. F them. F the rich. Not because they're rich. F them because they're sell-out shills. Look how they pounce! If Bud light paid me $100M I might stop boycotting them too. But they're not gonna, so I'm not gonna either. A steampunk pineapple! Sideways!

Posted by: look whats not at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (nakGR)

58 Actively refusing to drink Bud Light in 2023 is as culturally signaling as wearing a mask in 2023. Except it signifies sanity.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (+wf3A)

59 Bud White > Bud Light

Which reminds me, I should watch L.A. Confidential again. Just finished reading American Tabloid and I'm in the mood for some more James Ellroy tales.

Posted by: spindrift at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (B/KRV)

60 As others have noted, Bud Light just can't compete with alternate beers out there. People's preferences have changed since the boycott began because they've found an acceptable--if not superior--alternative.

Bud Light won't get most of those people back on their team any time soon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (7fElN)

61 Speaking of economics . . .

General Motors is laying off 1,300 workers as Chevy shutters Bolt production

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And yet Biden is running on Bidenomics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (FVME7)

62 Rock's reversal might come as good news for Bud Light, which has experienced a steep slump in sales since the transphobic backlash began in April. The Mulvaney partnership caused some of its core customers to abandon the beer and Bud Light's botched response alienated supporters as well as the LGBTQ community.
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I doubt it. More likely to reflect badly on Kid Rock.

I hope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (zxP/x)

63 I doubt they get that 20-30% drop in market share back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

Its over - just face it - they'll just have to change brand names and kill this one off. This one has now become inherently connected to the very antithesis of beer drinking among its marketed audience. Kill it...kill it now.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (K+UlC)

64 One thing here - everybody always knew Bud Light was gay anyway. Right up there with Coors.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 03:30 PM (cOq4q)

65 Screw them to the ground

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (fwDg9)

66 Bud Light, if teachable, might learn not to put some woke asshole in charge of, well, anything in their company…

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

67 So- Dana White took it in the can for Bud Light?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (IpdaE)

68 Ace should definitely hold out for a can with an Ewok on it. Then Kathleen Kennedy will have to sue Bud Light, and hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (5D/8m)
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https://tinyurl.com/29c8nbp5

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (ScR16)

69 At least we give value for money. And disease. But mostly value.

Posted by: Ladies of the Evening, Local 932 at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (CsUN+)

70 Here's what I find really suspicious: Bud Light has ceased even to be an issue. No one is actively boycotting it any longer. They just aren't drinking it because it was always crap and they stopped drinking crap. There is no reason to drink crap, whether that crap aligns with your values or not.
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So time to get the market back. It's gone, gotta get it back. It's marketing. That's it. A new marketing campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (zxP/x)

71 NGL, if Budweiser handed me a hundred million bucks, I'd be telling all you morons to drink it with gusto

Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (dCxaZ)

72 Dylan Mulvaney should do a Bud Dwyer for Bud Light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:31 PM (bPuW2)

73 It's homophobic to prefer good beer to Bud!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (FVME7)

74
I graphic image of an Ewok humping a pile of empty cans would be something.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

That can of piss I would buy.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (3CCua)

75 If people dropped Bud Light because they didn't like the whole Dylan Mulvaney thing, why would people go back to drinking it because wealthy celebrities are being paid to endorse it?. Bud Light has never apologized, have they?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (RSbhh)

76 I'll join your Publicity Campaign, Bud Light. The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney. You don't have to make me my own can.

Then I'll "organically" decide that hey, I've totally reconsidered this issue on my own too and would like to Take the PR Win Now.
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (zxP/x)

77 I never drank that watery horse piss anyway, the rice in it gives me the shits.

Posted by: Bert G at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (VARTN)

78 The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney.

Ace will be able to buy PREMIUM hobo pelts from now on! No more digging in the dumpsters!

Posted by: pookysgirl unfortunately can't find ValuRite locally at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (dtlDP)

79 As a rock-ribbed conservative, I make sure to check first thing every morning what UFC and Kid Rock want me to do.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (MvF+J)

80 Never been an A-B consumer, and you shouldn't be either. They use rice as a grain in their beer, and in some countries that is considered an adulterant.

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (zhWvq)

81 We've established you're whores; we're simply negotiating the price.

Posted by: zombie winston churchill at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (2yu8s)

82 This is why we continue to lose. Our "leaders" will sell us out if there's a personal kickback for them. Who needs principles, I got paid, yo!

Fuck em all. Bunch of cvck frauds.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (6lWp3)

83 @61

>>General Motors is laying off 1,300 workers as Chevy shutters Bolt production

Contrary to the noise you may have heard, EV's are not the future of automobiles.

Hybrids on the other hand, that's probably what the entire industry is going to move to.

Hopefully the industry doesn't adopt Stellantis hybrid design for the Wrangler, that shit is just ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)

84 Bud Bundy > Bud Light

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (FVME7)

85 If putting a fucking beer company out of business gives you the vapors, then you won't have a country and you won't deserve one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (44ww/)

86 Dana White can suck Mulvaney's little dick.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

87 Dana White backs Bud Light:

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"Why Dana, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world ... but for shemales?"

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (sf9yF)

88 1 FIRST!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:20 PM (bving)

I mean, actually, yes.
Posted by: m at December 15, 2023 03:29 PM (T7nlx)

well, i've been close twice today, so nice to get it to round out the week...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:34 PM (bving)

89 The most sanguine way to look at this is that, BudLight erred, paid a heavy price and is now showing contrition and will not err again, and this could be a corporate example of FAFO.

Please remind me when AB admitted that they had erred, instead of just wrapping themselves in the flag?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:34 PM (CsUN+)

90 Never been an A-B consumer, and you shouldn't be either. They use rice as a grain in their beer, and in some countries that is considered an adulterant.
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (zhWvq)

Bavarian Purity Law FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:34 PM (bPuW2)

91 They assume conservatives behave in the same way as the sheep that support them. Some leftwing authority tells them to wear masks outside when walking alone to show that you're a good person, and they blindly obey. They think that conservatives will blindly take orders from a Dana White or Kid Rock and start buying Bud Light again, which I assume is quite fallacious.

As ace said, bud light was a cheap crap beer, and even if it was someone's go-to beer prior to the boycott, those people have switched to another of the many other cheap crap beers as their go-to, and there is no incentive to them to walk back on the boycott. No conservative wants or needs to virtue signal that they followed the orders of Dana White or Kid Rock like a liberal wants after they follow Fauci's orders.

Posted by: outbran at December 15, 2023 03:34 PM (mxEar)

92 Dana White seems a little over the top to the point of absurd. I might be rationalizing.

If it gets rid of pulsing aliens on necks, I say take the payola.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 15, 2023 03:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

93 This is only an issue again because Bud Light is paying for it to be an issue. Bud Light wants a second look. Bud Light wants a reevaluation campaign.
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So the guy in the meme should be out with a regular can of Bud Light but looking behind him, checking out a Mulvaney can of Bud Light??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 15, 2023 03:34 PM (2yu8s)

94 FTS, Ace.

Demand your own can. With your face on it, but in a balaclava. And a commercial. Where you lead Heinerscheid out on a leash, make her say "Vote for Andrew Tate in '24, it's the Bud Light way!" and then she opens one and pours it in your mouth and says "I know you love BL, big man. I do too. It's what positive masculinity tastes like. I'm going to make you a nice hobo meat sandwich, just the way you like."

Then you spit it out and slap her, and shout "this is WARM! You know the beer heros at Busch designed this delicious beer to be served cold! Hold that hobo sandwich til my Bud Light is crisp and refreshing like the waters of East St. Louis where they brew this King of Beers!"

Then smack her on the ass.

You're welcome for the ad script.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (0FoWg)

95 I might drink Bud Light if they released a limited edition AoSHQ can with an ewok wearing crocs and riding a Vespa. Hold out for $1 million, ace!

Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (L4U+U)

96 We taste better anyway.

Posted by: Pabst Blue Ribbon at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (hSwza)

97 Drink Bud Light because I got $100mil to tell you so.

Posted by: Dana White at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (o5xaO)

98 Afternoon.

Drink more whiskey.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (1Yy3c)

99 It is clear that ALL sports fandom will now be, officially, Gay.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (+Rtz8)

100 You know who else believed in the Bavarian Purity Laws??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (2yu8s)

101 We've established you're whores; we're simply negotiating the price.
Posted by: zombie winston churchill at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (2yu8s)

It's $20, in town or not.

Posted by: Whores everywhere at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

102 Prius has shown that hybrids are a viable option… I guess they don’t suit the Green absolutists though..

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

103 I'll join your Publicity Campaign, Bud Light. The moment you cut me a check for $185,000, the same amount you paid Dylan Mulvaney. You don't have to make me my own can.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

Actually they need to cut the same check for every one of us who were insulted... It won't even hurt their bottom line, really.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (xafu2)

104 Or:

https://tinyurl.com/49jw65v2

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:35 PM (ScR16)

105 Discarded Bud Light tall-boy cans are significantly over represented in the bar ditch that runs along my very rural road. I hear frat boy banter from each passing pickup truck coming and going to various tile, dry wall and fence jobs that these very fratty types are inclined to engage in.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (w3BPj)

106 Bud White > Lt Exley

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (44ww/)

107 90 Never been an A-B consumer, and you shouldn't be either. They use rice as a grain in their beer, and in some countries that is considered an adulterant.
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (zhWvq)

Bavarian Purity Law FTW!
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The rice recipe comes from WWII. Since so many GI Joes leaned to drink beer hauled in for the troops they just kept making the rice recipe cuz it was cheaper and it sold.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (AdHga)

108 All I know is Bud Light IS NOT beer. It is as we called weak coke in 1980's Ft Laud CACK! I could conjour up a batch of lizard piss and white vinegar that would taste better than bud light... wtf ?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (7cPAc)

109 "Bud Lite never apologized or even acknowledged how deeply it offended its customers."

To me this is the key. It wasn't just the partnership; it was the response to the backlash. They told their customers that they were bigots and to fuck off. And now they're trying to buy them back with paid stooges.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (CwhoI)

110 This is why we continue to lose. Our "leaders" will sell us out if there's a personal kickback for them. Who needs principles, I got paid, yo!

Who decided Dana White and Kid Rock are our leaders? I couldn't care less what either one of them says. If AB wants to give them a payday and set a huge pile of money on fire, that's their prerogative.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

111 Joe Biden can be bought
Dana White can be bought
Kid Rock can be bought

I'm still open for bids.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (RIvkX)

112 There are too many piss water beer options for InBev/Bud Light to reclaim even a margin of what they have lost.

Quite frankly, I really don't understand the whole light beer universe when Gin, Whiskey and Bourbon exist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (XV/Pl)

113
Do they still have a diversity hiring program in their company?

Have they stopped all payments to gay, blm, socialist, open borders NGOs?

Do they advertise on conservative outlets? Twitter, Federalist, AoSHQ?

Or do they just think we are a cheap f--k? like the feebs who get on their knees for $100

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 15, 2023 03:37 PM (KLXLF)

114 Hopefully the industry doesn't adopt Stellantis hybrid design for the Wrangler, that shit is just ridiculous.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)

Gale Banks just released a teaser video of the hybrid system they're retrofitting to HMMWV's. It's a diesel-electric setup like a train locomotive - not a like your Prius.

Gonna see if I can get it for my truck.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 15, 2023 03:37 PM (+wf3A)

115 Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/444va8ak

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (ScR16)

116 I dunno. You can see it both ways. Bud has done some really good things. They've provided a lot of sponsorships for people who are conservative, like those mentioned. They are also a big supporter of the military and always have walked the walk. I understand Megyn's point as it makes them seem disingenuous. But the point that both Kid and Dana make isn't a small one. This action did, and should have cost them dearly. They lost their market share in an industry that will probably never give it back. I don't think anyone wants some Mexican beer in that top spot, which is what happened. That said, I don't believe Bud would do this again as it was catastrophic to their business.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (IpdaE)

117 Jeremy at the Quartering also says a hard no. As do I.

I don't think this boycott has actually hurt the six giant woke corporations that produce most of our food supply. The numbers seem to show that most Bud Light drinkers simply switched to Coors or Modelo. We need to create enough competition with those corps -- or enough willpower to do without -- and put them out of business forever. Because no matter what they say, they're never going to really give up their woke/ESG principles even if they crash and burn.

Butn, baby, burn.

Posted by: RatMan29 at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (3SFo/)

118 Good test case on whether conservatives are sheep or not. I didn't need kid rock to tell me anheiser Busch has become the enemy. They said so themselves. Don't need him to tell me otherwise.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (p0oYG)

119 If you want to drink beer don't drink bud light

If you want to drink hobo piss you can get it for free so why pay for bud light

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (fOSZN)

120 We're the champagne of bottled beers.

Posted by: Miller High Life at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (NBVIP)

121 Money talks, biotches.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (ufFY8)

122 I dunno. You can see it both ways. Bud has done some really good things. They've provided a lot of sponsorships for people who are conservative, like those mentioned. They are also a big supporter of the military and always have walked the walk. I understand Megyn's point as it makes them seem disingenuous. But the point that both Kid and Dana make isn't a small one. This action did, and should have cost them dearly. They lost their market share in an industry that will probably never give it back. I don't think anyone wants some Mexican beer in that top spot, which is what happened. That said, I don't believe Bud would do this again as it was catastrophic to their business.

Repentance and acknowledgement of sin matters. They have done neither. F*** 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (CsUN+)

123 Who is Kid Rock, is he they white rapper?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (D7oie)

124 Crap! Router-reset hash change!

BTW, what are two yutes???

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (2yu8s)

125 @89

>>Please remind me when AB admitted that they had erred, instead of just wrapping themselves in the flag?

They are overcorrecting in the opposite direction, they are never going to offer an open Mea Culpa, but if the become the face of Men's UFC and Women's Brazilian Beach Volleyball and do any further woke sh*t, it's just as good as an apology.

Sometimes you have to take the marginal win and move on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

126 We're the champagne of bottled beers.
Posted by: Miller High Life at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (NBVIP)

If by champagne you mean piss I definitely agree.

Posted by: Robert at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (1Yy3c)

127 Dana White is also trying to start a new sport called PowerSlap where men slap each other.

Dumb. Dumb and ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (RIvkX)

128 >>Who is Kid Rock,

More important. Why is Kid Rock?

Seriously, that guy sucks.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (+Rtz8)

129 Kid Rock: "So, do I want to hold their head underwater and drown them because they made a mistake? No, I think they got the message."

Bud Light gave a few hundred million dollars to organizations fighting to prevent girls playing sports from being maimed and killed by tranny competitors and from being raped in their locker rooms and I somehow missed that announcement? Oh, they didn't? Then they didn't get the message.

Kid Rock, go fuck yourself with your new trannie friends and cut your dick off to fit in.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (xttsV)

130 They are overcorrecting in the opposite direction, they are never going to offer an open Mea Culpa, but if the become the face of Men's UFC and Women's Brazilian Beach Volleyball and do any further woke sh*t, it's just as good as an apology.

It absolutely is NOT as good as an apology. As I said, F*** 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (CsUN+)

131 Good point. You won't see trannies doing a commercial for Pappy Van Winkle.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (IpdaE)

132
Demand your own can. With your face on it, but in a balaclava. And a commercial. Where you lead Heinerscheid out on a leash, make her say "Vote for Andrew Tate in '24, it's the Bud Light way!" and then she opens one and pours it in your mouth and says "I know you love BL, big man. I do too. It's what positive masculinity tastes like. I'm going to make you a nice hobo meat sandwich, just the way you like."

Then you spit it out and slap her, and shout "this is WARM! You know the beer heros at Busch designed this delicious beer to be served cold! Hold that hobo sandwich til my Bud Light is crisp and refreshing like the waters of East St. Louis where they brew this King of Beers!"

Then smack her on the ass.

You're welcome for the ad script.
Posted by: Yudhishthira

That was oddly specific. Righteous, but oddly specific.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (3CCua)

133 127 Dana White is also trying to start a new sport called PowerSlap where men slap each other.

Dumb. Dumb and ghey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (RIvkX)

That sounds really stupid… Japanese television stupid, in fact..

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

134 I watched a couple of Power Slap sessions. It convinced me that we are in the Last Days.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (MeG8a)

135 >>It has become culturally unacceptable for conservatives to be seen drinking Bud Light.

This comment hints at the problem - but its deeper than this - it's become "unmanly" to drink it...and that is basically who drink a lot, if not most of the beer in America - want people to question if you are a real man? Quaff a bud light.

It's become a bat signal for anyone that is mentally off - trans/pedo/LGBTQ? Yeah, they're drinking a bud light, is how the thinking goes.

So, you're essentially stuck with that mentally off community - good luck with a beer drinking market of near 0.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (K+UlC)

136 It is hard to think of Dana white with bud lights dick so far into his throat that buds pubes are tickling his nose and kid rock is sucking bud lights balls as a human golf ball washer, and tim pool is rounding third tossing bud lights salad, but that is what they want to do so

For some guys everything has a price

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (O/IJC)

137 Sometimes you have to take the marginal win and move on.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

Or... You do what they do, and make sure that nothing is ever enough to mollify you, and badger the brand into irrelevance. For the others to see, and know fear of you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (0FoWg)

138 >>You won't see trannies doing a commercial for Pappy Van Winkle.

Like they need to advertise that shit. Haven't seen a bottle of Pappy on a shelf in over 10 years.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (+Rtz8)

139 They are overcorrecting in the opposite direction, they are never going to offer an open Mea Culpa, but if the become the face of Men's UFC and Women's Brazilian Beach Volleyball and do any further woke sh*t, it's just as good as an apology.

It absolutely is NOT as good as an apology. As I said, F*** 'em.

Word.

Posted by: Organized religion at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (CsUN+)

140 What's the use of being an "influencer" if you don't get paid.

Am I right.

Posted by: WisRich at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (G0vdT)

141 7 I seriously doubt these influencers have the influence they think think they do or Bud Light hopes they do. I think people have just realized that Bud Light is kind of not that good, the brand isn't worth their thoughts, and have moved on. I doubt they get that 20-30% drop in market share back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

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They won't get 20%-30%, but they'll get sthg back. It's not as much the particular influencers as it is generically getting the brand re-exposed so people will tire of the boycott effort and accept it again. I mean, how many 'morons' here embrace the NFL after all the BLM hate they fueled in 2020? The NFL never apologized. Neither will AB Inbev. They'll just be push their Leftist morality a little more subtley goin forward. Unless there's another George Floyd crisis that they think will let them get away with a surge again... And yeah, there are loads of bad beer substitutes but only one pro football league, but still, they'll get some share back from this...

Dana White, Kid Rock, Tim Poole... Disappointing turncoats. Go find Dan Crenshaw and grab a Bud Light in Gaza...

Posted by: bearski at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (Bhsk7)

142 The rice recipe comes from WWII. Since so many GI Joes leaned to drink beer hauled in for the troops they just kept making the rice recipe cuz it was cheaper and it sold.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (AdHga)

except Miller Lite uses rice too.

When will we get a beer based on rye? Kvass Lite will be golden, just GoLDeN

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (D7oie)

143 That was oddly specific. Righteous, but oddly specific.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (3CCua)
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Cruelty rating: 10/10

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (ScR16)

144 125 They are overcorrecting in the opposite direction, they are never going to offer an open Mea Culpa, but if the become the face of Men's UFC and Women's Brazilian Beach Volleyball and do any further woke sh*t, it's just as good as an apology.

Sometimes you have to take the marginal win and move on.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

========

The scalp has been taken, but I don't have to cheer on anyone trying to staple it back to their foreheads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

145 For the others to see, and know fear of you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (0FoWg)

The barley industry is inherently racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 03:43 PM (9UlRk)

146 >> Dana White is also trying to start a new sport called PowerSlap where men slap each other.

Dumb. Dumb and ghey.

As a Sport, yes.

BUT. And hear me out here...

This should be the format for ALL Political Debates.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:43 PM (+Rtz8)

147 Then smack her on the ass.

You're welcome for the ad script.
Posted by: Y

That is the way most encounters with women, especially the help , go

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:43 PM (O/IJC)

148 You know what's worse than Bud Light? Panera Lemonade.

Over the past few months, at least two lawsuits have been filed against Panera for wrongful deaths involving the chain's Charged lemonade drink.
The first was from the family of Sarah Katz a 21-year old University of Pennsylvania student who died after drinking the lemonade. Katz had a rare heart condition and avoided caffeine in order to not exacerbate the condition.
The family claimed the signage for Panera's lemonade did not adequately inform consumers that a large charged lemonade has 390 mg of caffeine in it.
(For reference, a 12 oz Red Bull has 102 mg of caffeine in it.)
. . . .
The second lawsuit was filed by the family of 46-year-old Dennis Brown. Brown like Katz had health problems exacerbated by caffeine, and went into cardiac arrest after drinking the caffeinated lemonade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:43 PM (FVME7)

149 "Like they need to advertise that shit. Haven't seen a bottle of Pappy on a shelf in over 10 years.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (+Rtz

"

I've got a 20 and 23 right here for anyone who has cash. I can't drink it anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:43 PM (IpdaE)

150 Yes, and I thought dueling was a good way to settle arguments.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at December 15, 2023 03:44 PM (IpdaE)

151 next up:
Oily UFC fighters wrestling in their underwear on Bud Light cans.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

152 what are two yutes???
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:39 PM (2yu8s)

so, is this a humble brag that you're hanging out / banging marissa tomei?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:44 PM (bving)

153 Dana White is also trying to start a new sport called PowerSlap where men slap each other.

Dumb. Dumb and ghey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2023 03:40 PM (RIvkX)

It is also an open invitation for the participants to give each other concussions and brain bleeds
I mean people willing to take head blows may not seem that bright but CTEs will end a career there just like in football.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 03:44 PM (D7oie)

154 "Like they need to advertise that shit. Haven't seen a bottle of Pappy on a shelf in over 10 years.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:42 PM (+Rtz"

I've got a 20 and 23 right here for anyone who has cash. I can't drink it anyway.

I'll go as high as $20 if you'll pay the shipping.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:44 PM (CsUN+)

155 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 1h
BREAKING: Netflix Resumes Advertising on 𝕏

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (2yu8s)

156 Their swill still sucks. They need to fix that too.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (JojsZ)

157 >>I've got a 20 and 23 right here for anyone who has cash.

I can't even imagine the insane price a bottle of those would bring these days?

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (+Rtz8)

158 Fwiw, in Italy., smacking your secretary's ass is not sexual harassment

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (O/IJC)

159 What'll you have?

https://youtu.be/VQoghzFUT7g

Posted by: Pabst Blue Ribbon at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (NBVIP)

160 @114

>>Gonna see if I can get it for my truck.

I am not opposed to a hybrid system, it's just sheer complexity of a hybrid engine is necessarily goin to lead to longevity and reliability issues.

The hybrid system they have in the wrangler is preposterous, it's got electronic clutches to engage and disengage the various driving modes, it's got 3 different cooling systems, it doesn't have a starter, it doesn't have an alternator, etc..

When that vehicle goes south it's going to cost boocoo dollars to fix that bitch.

As an owner of a Wrangler/Corvette, I would not touch that vehicle if you gave it to me for free.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (XV/Pl)

161 I've got a 20 and 23 right here for anyone who has cash. I can't drink it anyway.
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Christmas is coming and you haven't sent me a present, yet.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (AdHga)

162 I have watched the slap shit and competitive pickle ball.

Both were about equal in the revulsion department. I don't know which I hated more. The slap thing is so stupid, but the pickle ball had chicks and was lame.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

163 This is why "conservatives" don't matter in Washington.

Posted by: PG at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (gQbO4)

164 So the f in ufc stands for fuck now?

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (O/IJC)

165 155 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 1h
BREAKING: Netflix Resumes Advertising on 𝕏
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (2yu8s)
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I look forward to the day Disney capitulates.

Posted by: WisRich at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (G0vdT)

166 This should be the format for ALL Political Debates.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:43 PM (+Rtz

And the media would say Dylan Mulvaney absolutely embarrassed Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (9UlRk)

167 I never drank that watery horse piss anyway, the rice in it gives me the shits.
Posted by: Bert G at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (VARTN)

I knew someone that called Budweiser "Buttwiper" for that very reason.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (XPM1I)

168 Bud Light or Zima,
Which is more bold, more 'manly'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (cOq4q)

169 Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin 2h
🚨BREAKING:
Today's ALL_FBI @FBI.gov email sent to ALL #FBI employees.

"The FBI has OFFICIALLY adopted the LGBTQIA+ acronym in place of LGBT+. This change was proposed by Bureau Equality, one of our NINE Diversity Advisory Committees, and approved by FBI Executive Management..."

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (2yu8s)

170 "I'll go as high as $20 if you'll pay the shipping.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:44 PM (CsUN+)"

*checks prices*

So the 20 is around $3k and the 23 is over $5.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (IpdaE)

171 155 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 1h
BREAKING: Netflix Resumes Advertising on 𝕏
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (2yu8s)

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I didn't think it would last that long.

Everyone in advertising has been assuring the world that advertising on social media is incredibly valuable and leads to sales. Hard to undo that thinking with one of the world's biggest social media sites.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

172 @cb_doge
BREAKING: Netflix Resumes Advertising on 𝕏
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:45 PM (2yu8s)
++++
I wonder why (or if) they blinked.

I guess we'll see if others resume. But I'd like to know the reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:47 PM (zxP/x)

173 >>So the 20 is around $3k and the 23 is over $5.

I'll go as high as $7 for the 23.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:47 PM (+Rtz8)

174 Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/444va8ak

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:38 PM (ScR16)

That's awesome!

Posted by: pookysgirl unfortunately can't find ValuRite locally at December 15, 2023 03:47 PM (dtlDP)

175 She was barley legal.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:47 PM (2yu8s)

176 172 I wonder why (or if) they blinked.

I guess we'll see if others resume. But I'd like to know the reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:47 PM (zxP/x)

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I sure hope it's not because of my pre-existing assumption that most advertising is a bullshit waste of money and doesn't actually lead to sales being wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

177 Probably a bit overstated and open for a reversal, but...

@RadioGenoa 6h
The Dutch Parliament has just voted yes on possibility for Netherlands to withdraw from EU's asylum and migration policy. An epochal change to stop invasion and dedicate itself to mass expulsions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

178 Their all in the pocket of Big Barley.

Posted by: Isn't it obvious? at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (NBVIP)

179 Why is Hamilton answering my posts? 😀

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (IpdaE)

180 177 Probably a bit overstated and open for a reversal, but...

@RadioGenoa 6h
The Dutch Parliament has just voted yes on possibility for Netherlands to withdraw from EU's asylum and migration policy. An epochal change to stop invasion and dedicate itself to mass expulsions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

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DO IT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

181 Dana White is also trying to start a new sport called PowerSlap where men slap each other.
.......

Alternative name:
Bud Light SlapAss

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

182 so, is this a humble brag that you're hanging out / banging marissa tomei?
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George. I win.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (2yu8s)

183 @144

>>The scalp has been taken, but I don't have to cheer on anyone trying to staple it back to their foreheads.

I don't drink beer primarily, and if I do it's Guinness, Bass, or some Gay IPA that's on tap at a swanky restaurant on the off chances the bartender doesn't know how to make a Gimlet.

There are obviously people who like piss water beer from all of the piss water beer commercials.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

184 >>Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/444va8ak

Put that on a T-Shirt and sell it to me!

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (+Rtz8)

185 Would I endorse them for a fat check? Absolutely. Business is business.
Would I drink their swill that tastes like moose piss with the foam farted off? Not on your life.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 15, 2023 03:49 PM (k6uu5)

186 Besides giving these fags a holiday with Dylan Mullaney, what else did the get to hand over ther souls to bud light?

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:49 PM (O/IJC)

187 Dana White, Kid Rock, and Tim Pool are all part of industries that rely heavily on sponsorships.

It is what it is. I doubt most people care about what they promote, because they *know* that they are being told to promote it based on their sponsorship agreements.

It might as well be product placement in a movie.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (7fElN)

188 "I'll go as high as $7 for the 23.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:47 PM (+Rtz

"

I talked to a local guy that usually buys rare bottles. He said he couldn't afford those. He does want to give me $1,600 for the Macallan 21 in wood box. I think that's a little low though.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (IpdaE)

189 "The FBI has OFFICIALLY adopted the LGBTQIA+ acronym in place of LGBT+. This change was proposed by Bureau Equality, one of our NINE Diversity Advisory Committees, and approved by FBI Executive Management..."
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:46 PM (2yu8s)
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LOL.

This came up in the tech industry recently. One giant bought another giant. CEO of the new combined giant doesn't have patience for this stuff. Some of it has broken through into my view because I do business with one of the companies involved (well, now the one company).

"One experience that I know I had and a lot of other people had from VMware was pods, which are employee-resource groups," the employee asked. "I'm curious what kind of support Broadcom has for programs like that."

Tan laughed and replied, "What is that? I'm just kidding. You want me to be direct? That's an alien concept to me."

From BI:
https://is.gd/9rIjAN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (zxP/x)

190 Put that on a T-Shirt and sell it to me!
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (+Rtz

I am curious as to why the text in those AI-generated pics all seems to be nonsense characters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (bPuW2)

191 When are ace and garrett gonna get some of those sweet Bud bucks?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (vFG9F)

192 Would I endorse them for a fat check? Absolutely. Business is business.
Would I drink their swill that tastes like moose piss with the foam farted off? Not on your life.
Posted by: H

So you would be good with running a whore house too?

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (O/IJC)

193 "The FBI has OFFICIALLY adopted the LGBTQIA+ acronym in place of LGBT+. This change was proposed by Bureau Equality, one of our NINE Diversity Advisory Committees, and approved by FBI Executive Management..."
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
.......

Which letter is Chris Wray?

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

194 183 I don't drink beer primarily, and if I do it's Guinness, Bass, or some Gay IPA that's on tap at a swanky restaurant on the off chances the bartender doesn't know how to make a Gimlet.

There are obviously people who like piss water beer from all of the piss water beer commercials.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

=========

I go to whiskey first. In terms of beer, I like porters first, but pretty much anything other than IPAs (the hops craze of the early 2010s turned me off of them completely). Light beer is just...there. It's a thing that's kind of like water, kind of like beer...

And I've never been able to find the difference between one kind and another. Bud Light is Coors Light is Miller Light.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

195 Put that on a T-Shirt and sell it to me!
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (+Rtz

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Feel free to copy and use it - it took me 5 seconds of typing on the AI picture generator.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (ScR16)

196 This leggy, bespectacled brunette still doesn't want a Bud Light man:
https://is.gd/YMsj5w

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (zxP/x)

197 There should be a few slogan shirts from this site.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

198 >>Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/444va8ak

Put that on a T-Shirt and sell it to me!
Posted by: garrett

Put a copywrite on it before Ace steals it!!!!1

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (cOq4q)

199 The second lawsuit was filed by the family of 46-year-old Dennis Brown. Brown like Katz had health problems exacerbated by caffeine, and went into cardiac arrest after drinking the caffeinated lemonade

If you are allergic to caffeine, do not drink caffeine.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (xttsV)

200 Conserfatives.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (qUkBO)

201 Conservatism? Conservatives? You mean that "political philosophy" pushed by that CIA guy Billy Buckley aka political gatekeeper. What has conservatism ever conserved?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (i8McS)

202 Holy crap!

NOT Not The Bee! [Nor the Bee itself.]

Catturd ™ @catturd2 3h
Report: Hunter Biden Threatens to ‘Flee‘ America if Trump Reelected

Report: Hunter Biden Threatens to 'Flee' America if Trump Reelected
The threat represents the often neurotic nature of the president's son, 53, who faces 42 years in prison for tax and gun charges.
breitbart.com

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (2yu8s)

203 So you would be good with running a whore house too?

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:50 PM (O/IJC)

QC manager would be a nice gig.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (bPuW2)

204 @RadioGenoa 6h
The Dutch Parliament has just voted yes on possibility for Netherlands to withdraw from EU's asylum and migration policy. An epochal change to stop invasion and dedicate itself to mass expulsions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)
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That could get interesting. Will the Dutch government have the stones to round up and export the immigrants? Or will they choose a *different* group to expel, such as those pesky Dutch farmers who object to the government seizing their lands?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (7fElN)

205 Is this along the same lines as conservative influencers backing primary campaigns that just so happen to receive PAC money?

Posted by: Inogame at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (53oGX)

206 "Transphobic backlash", eh? That's what they're calling it when people get tired of the constant culture-trashing?

Posted by: Emmie at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (Sf2cq)

207 Maybe these fags should get some $ for endorsing the vaxx, maybe some gender reassignment guys too.

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (O/IJC)

208 Report: Hunter Biden Threatens to 'Flee' America if Trump Reelected
The threat represents the often neurotic nature of the president's son, 53, who faces 42 years in prison for tax and gun charges.
breitbart.com
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (2yu8s)
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Oh, no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (ScR16)

209 I dunno. You can see it both ways. Bud has done some really good things. They've provided a lot of sponsorships for people who are conservative, like those mentioned. They are also a big supporter of the military and always have walked the walk.
Posted by: Marcus T

Sponsorships aren't an inherently good thing. Tossing some coin a few 'influencers' doesn't mean much other than they know the price to buy PR. More importantly spending money on PR rather than a restructuring is proof-positive that they haven't rejected the ESJ/neo-marxist rot that set it.

And in the end, they are still part of the marxist movement to destroy the West in general and the US in particular. F them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (IG4Id)

210 134 I watched a couple of Power Slap sessions. It convinced me that we are in the Last Days.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2023 03:41 PM (MeG8a)

Withholding pussy from the male populace Joe sixpack is producing strange outcomes. The feminist movement and social engineering have influnced mens convoluted behaviors. Tranny's, Pedo's Mass Shooters, the LGBT blah blah movement. Now Slapathon 2023.

Lack A Nookie.
Take two blowjobs and call me in the morning..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (7cPAc)

211 Dana White is that bald guy, right? Used to be a chick actress on Different Strokes before the transition too, IIRC.

Posted by: Roy at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (z+ik4)

212 Might just go ahead with the dodge and Nissan endorsements

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (O/IJC)

213 The Dutch Parliament has just voted yes on possibility for Netherlands to withdraw from EU's asylum and migration policy. An epochal change to stop invasion and dedicate itself to mass expulsions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

In the past the Dutch have been . . . Very rigorous in dealing with protests, terrorism and other acts of organized violence. I foresee an interesting Spring for the Dutch

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 03:53 PM (D7oie)

214 "Hunter Biden Threatens to ‘Flee‘ America if Trump Reelected"

Good. Take your scuzzy family with you too you garbage can.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (vFG9F)

215 Dana White is one of those fake libertarians a who leans liberal anyway. Look at some of the things he's said on his podcast. He's not exactly a well read intellectual either.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (IpdaE)

216 Fleeing the country when you're under subpoena?

Do it, bro. Let me watch this happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (9UlRk)

217 Thanks for the actual answers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Perry White's grandaughter.

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (T4tVD)

218 I have a ten dollar deal I sell from time to time.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (ytSiK)

219 @RadioGenoa
The Dutch Parliament has just voted yes on possibility for Netherlands to withdraw from EU's asylum and migration policy. An epochal change to stop invasion and dedicate itself to mass expulsions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)
++++
Am I cynic for thinking that they're considering going down this road only to earn enough good will and willingness within the population to back them when they finally decide to go after the recalcitrant farmers in earnest?

In other words, does The Netherlands consider climate purity to be more important than migration purity, and will sacrifice one to shore up support for the other?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (zxP/x)

220 >> Dana White is that bald guy, right? Used to be a chick actress on Different Strokes before the transition too, IIRC.

You are thinking of Dana Plato.
Socrates' daughter.

She wrote 'The Republic'.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (+Rtz8)

221 I almost never drank Bud Light before. Pretty much never but I am sure I've had a can or two in the last decade.

Now it's just never, instead of almost never. And I really don't care what any "influencer" has to say.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (FbJq6)

222 Kid Rock: "So, do I want to hold their head underwater and drown them because they made a mistake? No, I think they got the message."

-
The mistake AB is making now is that people didn't boycott them because Kid Rock said so but rather because they were deeply offended.

Speaking of boycotts, by the way . . .

Pentagon falls 41,000 short of reduced military recruitment goals

-
The solution is obvious. Reduce goals again. You know, like the schools do.

I guess this just wasn't the year for the slogan "Die Fighting Russins In Ukraine For Joe and Hunter!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (FVME7)

223 I am going to drink the Bud Lite and totally have sexes many ladies tonight!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (NYzgN)

224 "Hunter Biden Threatens to 'Flee' America if Trump Reelected"

So the DOJ will now be requesting the court to order Hunter to turn over his passport, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (qUkBO)

225 Suddenly “Conservative” (Fake Word) Can’t Stop Calling For An End To The Boycott!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (FgV+x)

226 ... Speaking of boycotts, by the way . . .
Pentagon falls 41,000 short of reduced military recruitment goals
-
The solution is obvious. Reduce goals again. You know, like the schools do.

I guess this just wasn't the year for the slogan "Die Fighting Russins In Ukraine For Joe and Hunter!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (FVME7)
++++
Or they draft. That's entirely possible, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (zxP/x)

227 I've been boycotting it my whole life. In college, I literally NEVER saw a keg of BL. We drank Natty, the Beast, or Busch Lite.

When I could afford beer and wanted to taste it, I'd go Sierra, Dale's, Cigar City, or Saranac.

If I want to drink but not more than buzzed, Miller Lite is it for me. Busch bar bottles suffices as well.

Posted by: Karl Farbman at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (N/oGZ)

228 Am I cynic for thinking that they're considering going down this road only to earn enough good will and willingness within the population to back them when they finally decide to go after the recalcitrant farmers in earnest?

In other words, does The Netherlands consider climate purity to be more important than migration purity, and will sacrifice one to shore up support for the other?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (zxP/x)

I think the climate panic-mongers lost out in the recent elections, and hold less influence now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (bPuW2)

229 Ok, now I'm boycotting Kid Rock. This boycotting stuff is actually pretty easy.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (vFG9F)

230 Fwiw, he's the retard that was married to Pam Andersen for a day

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (O/IJC)

231 @214

>>Good. Take your scuzzy family with you too you garbage can.

It's just stray voltage and narrative crafting, TRUMPS GOING TO BE A DICTATOR FOR REAL YO!!!!

Trump was literally the least dictatorial President in the history of the Presidency.

These people are the worst.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

232 27 I doubt they get that 20-30% drop in market share back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

there's a not insignificant number of people who did drink it who won't go back because they found something better.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 03:26 PM (bving)

Or at least found something the same that isn't Bud Light.
Best hope is to undercut prices and get volume back... IF it can even work.

Posted by: Inogame at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (53oGX)

233 Kid Crock? The dude who can’t even come up with his own music?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (FgV+x)

234 Not everyone has a price for their integrity, but i guess these guys do

Posted by: LASue at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (+hkwQ)

235 "Hunter Biden Threatens to ‘Flee‘ America if Trump Reelected"

-
Well, Asia is out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (FVME7)

236 Meh.

Everyone should boycott bud lite because it’s a shit beer and AB is a shitty company that abuses regulatory capture to harm its competitors while buying up decent microbreweries and turning them to shit.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (cwyvo)

237 Dana White is that bald guy, right? Used to be a chick actress on Different Strokes before the transition too, IIRC.

Mrs garrett

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (O/IJC)

238 Light beer is piss water anyway

NEVER

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (hMq+s)

239 This leggy, bespectacled brunette still doesn't want a Bud Light man:
https://is.gd/YMsj5w
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Her dress is not short enough.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

240 I don't care about this anymore. Bud Light did get its pee pee spanked and maybe they learned. I didn't drink it before because it's turtle piss, and I will continue not drinking it because it's turtle piss AND they pandered to a lunatic attention whore.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (tRd71)

241 @catturd2
Report: Hunter Biden Threatens to ‘Flee‘ America if Trump Reelected ...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 03:52 PM (2yu8s)
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LOL. To a non-extradition country, I reckon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (zxP/x)

242 Keep throwing your money away trying to promote Bud Light, you crazy InBev guys. Still not drinking the tranny fluid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (dZVON)

243 Ask and ye shall receive.

Is he wearing a messenger bag?

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (+bPgI)

244 I am more of a Kloster Andechs drinker anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (IpdaE)

245 "Hunter Biden Threatens to ‘Flee‘ America if Trump Reelected"

-
Well, Asia is out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
.......

My money is on Bolivia.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

246 214: yawn. These people never do when push comes to shove.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (FgV+x)

247 In other words, does The Netherlands consider climate purity to be more important than migration purity, and will sacrifice one to shore up support for the other?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:54 PM (zxP/x)

'Cept, Geert van Wilder. Who knows, he might make it happen.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (D7oie)

248 It is not about the boycot, it that these fags were so easily bought by bud

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (O/IJC)

249 >>My money is on Bolivia.

Any Country where the whores aren't Yellow should do, fine.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (+Rtz8)

250 >Who decided Dana White and Kid Rock are our leaders? I couldn't care less what either one of them says. If AB wants to give them a payday and set a huge pile of money on fire, that's their prerogative.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2023 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

A lot of people, especially older ones, hang onto every word that some Con celebutard tells them.

Fox News, boner pills, gold, and Medicare Advantage!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (6lWp3)

251 214: yawn. These people never do when push comes to shove.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 15, 2023 03:58 PM (FgV+x)
++++
Usually not.

But he's actually freeing due to crimes. It isn't just a political signal like it is from Hollywood idiots.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (zxP/x)

252 This leggy, bespectacled brunette still doesn't want a Bud Light man:
https://is.gd/YMsj5w
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why do I never get one of those when I get a motel room?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (bPuW2)

253 Trump was literally the least dictatorial President in the history of the Presidency.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

=====

Yeah, but this time he's pissed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

254 I guess this just wasn't the year for the slogan "Die Fighting Russins In Ukraine For Joe and Hunter!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 03:55 PM (FVME7)

They will next try "Nikki Needs a New Mansion, USA! USA! USA!"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (D7oie)

255 Not a Bud Light drinker, but if I was-

I already would've found a light beer that does the same job for less and hell, maybe even tastes better.

I wouldn't have any reason to go back to Bud Light cuz you know they're going to do something half-assed again the minute they get their market back.

Eh, it's their money. I'll take a cool mil to extol your ~~pisswater~~...er...uh...fine brew!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (QzZeQ)

256 I'm thinking she spends a lot of time on those eyebrows.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

257 Or at least found something the same that isn't Bud Light.
Best hope is to undercut prices and get volume back... IF it can even work.
Posted by: Inogame at December 15, 2023 03:56 PM (53oGX)
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Didn't they lose a lot of valuable shelf space in stores because the stores couldn't sell Bud Light? It's going to cost BL a ton to acquire that shelf space back. And even then there's simply no guarantee that people will return to BL as their preferred beer now that they've opted to try something different.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (7fElN)

258 Why do I never get one of those when I get a motel room?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (bPuW2)
++++
I'm guessing that your visible abs number fewer than six and that the figures in your bank account are fewer than seven.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (zxP/x)

259 I would sip a Bud Light if they gave me $100 million... ace, are you in?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (ZV+pB)

260 LOL. To a non-extradition country, I reckon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (zxP/x)
-----------
Palmer: ...we caught him trying to board a plane to Venezula, we don't know why.

CIA Superior: You don't?

Palmer: No.

CIA Superior: We have no extradition with Venezuela.

Palmer: Oh. What should we do with him?

CIA Superior: For fuck's sake, put him on a plane to Venezuela!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (ScR16)

261 "Why do I never get one of those when I get a motel room?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "

Try changing your name the Hunter Biden.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

262 "to"

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

263 Jesus said:

No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the others, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

264 I'm guessing that your visible abs number fewer than six and that the figures in your bank account are fewer than seven.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (zxP/x)

LOL. Too true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 04:01 PM (bPuW2)

265 I sure hope it's not because of my pre-existing assumption that most advertising is a bullshit waste of money and doesn't actually lead to sales being wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, every bit of "market research" I've seen seems to be brand recognition and pseudoscience. The sales dept for the factory I worked at did a lot of cold-calling. We had state bids, of course, and our own stores, but at the end of the day, we needed construction crews to know and love us.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 15, 2023 04:01 PM (dtlDP)

266
No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the others, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

Now do citizenship : )

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 04:02 PM (O/IJC)

267 @253

>>Yeah, but this time he's pissed.

And as much as The Panopticon Opposed him the first go round, I can't even begin to imagine what's going to happen in a second term.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)

268 I saw The Transphobic Backlash open for The Undisputed Truth at The Majestic Theatre in '79.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:02 PM (66Sa2)

269 Not a Bud Light drinker, but if I was-

I already would've found a light beer that does the same job for less and hell, maybe even tastes better.
.......

My son-in-law's bros switched to some other swill and haven't gone back. And boy howdy do these crazy fuckers drink a lot of beer.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

270 Dana White is that bald guy, right? Used to be a chick actress on Different Strokes before the transition too, IIRC.

Mrs garrett
Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 03:57 PM (O/IJC)

I thought that was brian dennehey?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (bving)

271 How sad.. The IDF did kill 3 of the hostages...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (n2vyf)

272 I would serve Jesus... a Bud Light! KA-CHING

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (ZV+pB)

273 Yeah, but this time he's pissed.

Trump 2024 - This time he's pissed!

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (gmo/4)

274
And as much as The Panopticon Opposed him the first go round, I can't even begin to imagine what's going to happen in a second term.
Posted by: Thomas

Is that use of panopticon right?

Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (O/IJC)

275 This leggy, bespectacled brunette still doesn't want a Bud Light man:
https://is.gd/YMsj5w
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why do I never get one of those when I get a motel room?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (bPuW2)

I get the impression she is getting ready to do a video shoot if you get my drift.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (4iIQh)

276 My son-in-law's bros switched to some other swill and haven't gone back. And boy howdy do these crazy fuckers drink a lot of beer.
Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

=====

Same with my BIL and his friends.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (DRSnL)

277 Yeah, every bit of "market research" I've seen seems to be brand recognition and pseudoscience. The sales dept for the factory I worked at did a lot of cold-calling. We had state bids, of course, and our own stores, but at the end of the day, we needed construction crews to know and love us.
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 15, 2023 04:01 PM (dtlDP)
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As I've heard it put, "everyone knows that half of all advertising spending is wasted - but nobody knows which half."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (zxP/x)

278 I doubt Kid Rock would drink that cheap shit

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (n2vyf)

279 Nua @nua_peasant 4h
My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (2yu8s)

280 How sad.. The IDF did kill 3 of the hostages...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2023 04:03 PM (n2vyf)

That was pretty much inevitable, what with hamas putting them in harm's way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (bPuW2)

281 This beer company should hard. Too big and extremely dishonest.

Hamas beer. This beer is great and so is god.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (J8LnB)

282
That was pretty much inevitable, what with hamas putting them in harm's way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (bPuW

True

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (n2vyf)

283 Damn. My SirusXM and McAffee both expired on the same day. This happens every week.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:05 PM (vFG9F)

284 I don't care whether they have moderated their behavior in response to the backlash and boycott. Until the entire organization is revamped, they will continue to do this sort of crap, just more subtly.

Burn the company to the ground, and maybe what rises from the ashes will stick to good corporate principles.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2023 04:05 PM (gSZYf)

285 @nua_peasant
My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (2yu8s)
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Yes, you do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:05 PM (zxP/x)

286 Speaking of companies that will no longer get a dime from me, I went into Barnes and Nobles today and they can fuck right off. The kids section had a poster of 2 boys hugging with one holding a pride flag. Groomer bastards. And their selection is shit unless one wants Stacy Abrams' unreadable thriller novel about justice and diabetes.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 15, 2023 04:06 PM (tRd71)

287 "Why do I never get one of those when I get a motel room?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "

Try changing your name the Hunter Biden.
Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)
.......

But then she would be all fat with tattoos and VD.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

288 Jesus Dorrence Tap Dancing Christ:

One idea under consideration is to allow Homeland Security officials to stop migrants from applying for asylum at the southern border if the total number of crossings on a day exceeds 5,000.

Border agents are overwhelmed after single day totals exceeded 10,000 illegal aliens entering the U.S. by the southern border every day of this week.

They ramp up illegal immigration to obscene levels, and the compromise is to merely "not allow" asylum claims after 5000 -per day!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2023 04:06 PM (NYzgN)

289 "My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD."

I suggest that he puts on a dress long enough to get in.
Or become an HVAC technician. Preferably the latter.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (vFG9F)

290 75 If people dropped Bud Light because they didn't like the whole Dylan Mulvaney thing, why would people go back to drinking it because wealthy celebrities are being paid to endorse it?. Bud Light has never apologized, have they?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (RSbhh)

I didn't really care about the She-male deal... what offended me was the tone deaf response by AB executives.
Forgetting that your customer is boss, then Insulting them.. followed up by the age old non-apology apology.
I don't have stomach for that, and that's what did it for me.

Posted by: Inogame at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (53oGX)

291 >>@nua_peasant
My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.

He check wrong box.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (+Rtz8)

292 Dana White is actually the Mindy Cohen character on Facts of life, Natalie Green, before he transitioned

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (ZV+pB)

293 nua_peasant
My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (2yu8s)
++++
Yes, you do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:05 PM (zxP/x)

Is "too white/asian" now a form letter?

Posted by: LASue at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (+hkwQ)

294 I suggest that he puts on a dress long enough to get in.
Or become an HVAC technician. Preferably the latter.
Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (vFG9F)
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HVAC technicians are skilled laborers that work hard and earn a decent living.

But that's no way to get into the ruling class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (zxP/x)

295 Regarding Tim Pool, he has a video ro two on his reasons for switching, and I higlhy doubt it has anything to do with Bud Light paying him. Indeed, he'd find it anathema to accept any money from them.

His reasoning is that, by the time next year, at the anniversary of the conservative boycott, they will be able to start posting year-over-year data that takes the lower sales as the base line, and future sales will be about on par, making their numbers look like they're back up by comparison, allowing the lefties to claim "see, Bud Light is doing just fine again. Don't be afraid of conservatives, they don't matter and they can't hurt you for long."

What Pool is saying:

(1) by paying UFC to say as much based stuff as they like, and NOT retalliate (because they can't afford to), we are effectively blackmailing Bud Light to be okay with based talk again. It's essentially dragging the brand back to conservative's side (because the left certainly won't support them after this, if they remain supportive).

(2) By supporting them again now, when their sales numbers normalize by April 2024, we can then claim that it was conservatives that saved Bud light. We control the narrative.

Posted by: Daniel Ortiz at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (gmwbS)

296 Is "too white/asian" now a form letter?
Posted by: LASue at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (+hkwQ)
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No.

It's one of those "deafening silence" things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:08 PM (zxP/x)

297

Megyn Kelly's semaglutide has really done a fine job.

I'd three-hole her like the hammer of Thor...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 15, 2023 04:08 PM (cGskm)

298 Prius has shown that hybrids are a viable option… I guess they don’t suit the Green absolutists though

Hell no, we bought 2 15 years ago, got to 105,000 miles and both batteries went out

$5000 a battery

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 15, 2023 04:08 PM (qSHiL)

299 Yeah, but this time he's pissed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

------------

And the pissed as hell are coming with him!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:08 PM (66Sa2)

300 "Try changing your name the Hunter Biden.
Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:00 PM (vFG9F)
.......

But then she would be all fat with tattoos and VD.
Posted by: wth "

You're right. How about "Dick McHugewallet"?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:08 PM (vFG9F)

301 cut me a check for $185,000,

I can't afford quality blogging.
Would you settle for 2-fiddy and a drill?

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (FhXTo)

302 My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD."

I suggest that he puts on a dress long enough to get in.
Or become an HVAC technician. Preferably the latter.
Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (vFG9F)

If you can do all that shit already, you don't need Harvard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (9UlRk)

303 What Pool is saying:

(1) by paying UFC to say as much based stuff as they like, and NOT retalliate (because they can't afford to), we are effectively blackmailing Bud Light to be okay with based talk again. It's essentially dragging the brand back to conservative's side (because the left certainly won't support them after this, if they remain supportive).

(2) By supporting them again now, when their sales numbers normalize by April 2024, we can then claim that it was conservatives that saved Bud light. We control the narrative.
Posted by: Daniel Ortiz at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (gmwbS)
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Except it will just be the earlier part of your post: an example that conservative (or even just non-prog) purchasing power is meaningless, so go full steam ahead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (zxP/x)

304 81 We've established you're whores; we're simply negotiating the price.
Posted by: zombie winston churchill at December 15, 2023 03:32 PM (2yu8s)

LOL.
The newest version of the H'wood casting couch.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (Rbu5d)

305 I don't think anyone wants some Mexican beer in that top spot

Read clear to the end of the label, where the fine print is.
Most of those Mexican beers are also Belgian, or Dutch.

Had a guy claim the other day that good old Triscuits are made by the Triscuit Corp USA, just like always...except Triscuit was an original product of The Shredded Wheat Company, and Triscuit USA is a wholly owned subsidiary of Mondelez International.

Many of these things are not what they seem. You have to be able to look things up, and may want a scorecard. Do not trust what the guy on the next barstool tells you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (FCs/J)

306 "But that's no way to get into the ruling class.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"

So what if you have to suck a few cocks along the way?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (vFG9F)

307 Space X is getting sued by the U.S Government because, get this, they hired too many U.S. citizens.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

308 Now do citizenship : )
Posted by: N at December 15, 2023 04:02 PM (O/IJC)

citizenship is a legal status, created by a government for it's own benefit, not yours, and imposed or withhled without your consent, unless you run away from it to escape.

those who serve, without consent, not to their benefit but to others, without respite other than fleeing are also called "slaves"

I have long considered "citizen" to be an offensive term

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (D7oie)

309 252 This leggy, bespectacled brunette still doesn't want a Bud Light man:
https://is.gd/YMsj5w
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why do I never get one of those when I get a motel room?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 03:59 PM (bPuW2)

Well she's going to start at $500/hour unless you're in Miami...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

310 If you can do all that shit already, you don't need Harvard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (9UlRk)
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For an education? No, of course not. Nobody does.

For an express lane into the ruling class? Yeah - it helps a *lot* with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (zxP/x)

311 I'm not paying attention to any of this until Dylan Mulvaney referees a UFC fight.

Posted by: Tom Perry at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (MX0bI)

312 Well she's going to start at $500/hour unless you're in Miami...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (xcxpd)
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Is it more or less in Miami?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (zxP/x)

313
I can't afford quality blogging.
Would you settle for 2-fiddy and a drill?
Posted by: DaveA

If the drill only runs counterclockwise, ya got a deal.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 15, 2023 04:11 PM (3CCua)

314 Hey! I just saw that Miklos did today’s art!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 15, 2023 04:11 PM (f2dNy)

315 But then she would be all fat with tattoos and VD.
Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

=====

Jeez, you're picky.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2023 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

316 3 nua_peasant
My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (2yu8s)
++++

Time to protest, call your senators, congressman

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 15, 2023 04:11 PM (qSHiL)

317 What. Ivy League colleges use the ACT? Hard to believe.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 04:11 PM (FCs/J)

318 Never watched the UFC and now for sure never will. Nor anything else that sponsors them. Still won't buy ButtWipe because I never have as it is just terrible tasting and they are all in on trannys so FOAD to any ABinbev beer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 15, 2023 04:12 PM (17s+e)

319 "If you can do all that shit already, you don't need Harvard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

In 2 years you can have job. In 4 years you will be making good money. Or you can be on your knees at some college mutual blowjob society.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:12 PM (vFG9F)

320 I'm not paying attention to any of this until Dylan Mulvaney referees a UFC fight.
Posted by: Tom Perry at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (MX0bI)

ok, i *might* tune in to watch that...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 15, 2023 04:12 PM (bving)

321 @298

>>Hell no, we bought 2 15 years ago, got to 105,000 miles and both batteries went out $5000 a battery

And therein lies the rub with EV's and Hybrids, they are inherently disposable vehicles with a roughly 10 year lifespan.

Any ICE vehicle if taken care of, even a little can last 20 years.

Imagine owning an ICE vehicle and having to replace the engine at the 10 year mark?

Preposterous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)

322 I get what Pool is saying however:

The CEO needs to make an actual apology. Confess exactly how they fucked up while Spuds MacKenzie humps his leg.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2023 04:12 PM (NYzgN)

323 My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD. He had perfect scores on the ACT and across seven AP exams, he has started academic groups/clubs at his school, and he’s a virtuoso pianist. Despite all this, he didn’t get in. Why? We know why.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (2yu8s)
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Send the kid to university in Russia. They appreciate fine musicians. And it won't be a woke circus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2023 04:13 PM (bPuW2)

324 He check wrong box.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (+Rtz

Have him send it back in claiming to be African America. It is not like they can reject him any harder than they already have, after all.

"dolezal is my mother's maiden name, yes. "

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2023 04:13 PM (D7oie)

325 I'm not paying attention to any of this until Dylan Mulvaney referees a UFC fight.
Posted by: Tom Perry at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (MX0bI)
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Why? So you can watch his "lady" dick get all chubby under his tights as he watches those big, burly he-men attack each other?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:13 PM (zxP/x)

326 "transphobic backlash"

__________________

Is that anything like the Roman Catholic Flagellants? Maybe it's just me, but whipping yourself doesn't seem very smart.

Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 04:13 PM (dIske)

327 Always. Follow. The. Money.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 15, 2023 04:13 PM (V8he0)

328 That would be well worth $500...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (cGskm)

329 Dear Anheuser Busch,

Go suck on a lemon.

Cordially yours,
Grumpy

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (qPw5n)

330 327 Always. Follow. The. Money.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 15, 2023 04:13 PM (V8he0)..

You can't prove it !

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (n2vyf)

331 Megyn Kelly referred to Kid Rock as a "musician?"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI expert at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (pIx7m)

332 For an express lane into the ruling class? Yeah - it helps a *lot* with that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (zxP/x)

Yeah, but the way things are going (i hope), that's like clamoring for a spot on the 2017 Browns.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)

333 I drink Ebisu.

How conservative is this beer? It uses the YE (ゑ

character which Japan made "obsolete" just after the war

This appeals to me. I still refuse to refer to Republicans as "Red America" since that is stupid MSM propaganda - every knows that red is for the revolutionary Democrats and not the BLUE Republican party. I also refuse those damn 2 letter state abbreviations. Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (KLXLF)

334 Oh, and by the way, for those wondering about Ace's "true conservative" references to Tim Poole. Tim was a hardcore Bernie Bros.

People don't just do a 180 like that unless the grift is involved.

Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (dIske)

335 Space X is getting sued by the U.S Government because, get this, they hired too many U.S. citizens.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (gmo/4)
......

Shoulda hired a couple of those Venezuelan astronauts and Honduran payload specialists.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

336
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
·
Follow
U.S. officials are now warning Border Patrol agents to watch out for IEDs — improvised explosive devices — according to an internal memo.
"Agents should exercise extreme caution."

-
Well, that damn Santa Claus will smuggle anything!

Meanwhile . . .

Chicago Mayor and City Council Block Referendum on If They Should Remain a Sanctuary City

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They love immigrants. It's just all the wetbacks they hate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (FVME7)

337 312 Well she's going to start at $500/hour unless you're in Miami...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (xcxpd)
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Is it more or less in Miami?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:10 PM (zxP/x)

Less, back when I noticed such things.
The supply of leggy brunettes in Miami is off the charts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (xcxpd)

338 Reminds me of the joke:

Guy - Would you go to bed with me for $10 million?

Girl - $10 million! Sure!

Guy - How about for $20?

Girl - $20 No Way! What do you think I am?

Guy - We've established that. Now I'm negociating on the price.

Posted by: Fritzy at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (LM1wn)

339 Dear Anheuser Busch,

Go suck on a lemon.

Cordially yours,
Grumpy
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (qPw5n)

Oooooh, yeah!

Lemon Party!!!!

Posted by: Anheuser Busch at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (QzZeQ)

340 334 Oh, and by the way, for those wondering about Ace's "true conservative" references to Tim Poole. Tim was a hardcore Bernie Bros.

People don't just do a 180 like that unless the grift is involved.
Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (dIske)

=========

Thomas Sowell was a Marxist in college.

These changes can happen without grift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

341 @RNCResearch
U.S. officials are now warning Border Patrol agents to watch out for IEDs — improvised explosive devices — according to an internal memo.
"Agents should exercise extreme caution." ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 15, 2023 04:15 PM (FVME7)
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It's totally not an invasion, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (zxP/x)

342 But that's no way to get into the ruling class.

Barack Obama walked right up into Joe The Plumber's yard and told him how it was going to be.

Joe is dead. Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (FCs/J)

343 It's not a boycott, it's a breakup.

Bud, you just didn't turn out to be what you seemed to be at first.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (Cus5s)

344 Any ICE vehicle if taken care of, even a little can last 20 years.

Imagine owning an ICE vehicle and having to replace the engine at the 10 year mark?

Preposterous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)
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I own a 20-yearl-old ICE (Nissan Sentra). Runs like a champ with only moderate maintenance over the years (brakes, tires, hoses, etc.).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (7fElN)

345 331 Megyn Kelly referred to Kid Rock as a "musician?"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI expert at December 15, 2023 04:14 PM (pIx7m)

He sorta crossed over into Country a while back

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (xcxpd)

346 "Send the kid to university in Russia. They appreciate fine musicians. And it won't be a woke circus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

This sound like a good option. I bet they don't have a bunch of faggots tap dancing thru the Kremlin.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (vFG9F)

347 Peyton Manning was the first one I heard about, his Bud Lights ads are on constantly now.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (FQmDC)

348 To his credit, Matt Walsh called out Dana White and Kid Rock for their hypocrisy

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (R8s3x)

349 >>He sorta crossed over into Country a while back

Smart move for terrible musicians.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (+Rtz8)

350 And hence why the right never wins long term.

Posted by: Montec at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (WImRR)

351 So you would be good with running a whore house too?

Run it? No. Waaay too much drama. Piano player?
Good chance.0

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (k6uu5)

352 so many typos. sorry.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 15, 2023 04:18 PM (KLXLF)

353 All I want to know is how ace has gone this long without posting about Cris Cuomo and the Tourette girl.

Did it overload his brain? Has he glitched out?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2023 04:18 PM (uKeRS)

354 I gave up commercial beer decades ago, would drink nothing rather than them

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2023 04:18 PM (fwDg9)

355 He sorta crossed over into Country a while back
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (xcxpd)

Might be more accurate to say that country crossed over into kid rock.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:18 PM (9UlRk)

356 It's not a boycott, it's a breakup.

It's not me, it's you.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

357 183 @144

>>The scalp has been taken, but I don't have to cheer on anyone trying to staple it back to their foreheads.

I don*t drink beer primarily, and if I do it*s Guinness, Bass, or some Gay IPA that*s on tap at a swanky restaurant on the off chances the bartender doesn*t know how to make a Gimlet.

There are obviously people who like piss water beer from all of the piss water beer commercials.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2023 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

Where are you able to find Bass? Haven*t seen it in years.

Posted by: Clay at December 15, 2023 04:19 PM (6XWx+)

358 NOOD - This Week in Woke

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 15, 2023 04:19 PM (qPw5n)

359 349 >>He sorta crossed over into Country a while back

Smart move for terrible musicians.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (+Rtz

I like 'Devil Without a Cause' for what it is. Good hooks. The man's white trash and he doesn't apologize for it. I can respect that.

Led Zeppelin he's not, of course.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 15, 2023 04:19 PM (xcxpd)

360 >>>That pisses me off, and doesn't make me like Bud Light more.

That's funny. I am sure there is a contingent of cons who would unthinkingly listen to some UFC dude or Kid Rock. Most I know do not form their opinions or make decisions based on "celebrity" spew.

Shut up and dance, monkies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (i24o9)

361 Ask me if I give a fvck.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 15, 2023 04:20 PM (qZdIZ)

362 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 15, 2023 04:04 PM (2yu8s)

I understand he's a young person, but at this point why would he want to go to an Ivy League if he's Jewish (?)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2023 04:21 PM (RSbhh)

363 I never drank it and won't be starting, so I can neither boycott or unboycott A-B's watery cocksucker juice. Not my brothel, not my whores.

I don't think conservatives put the hurt on A-B anyway. It was working class guys, who are often apolitical by our lights (non-ideological anyway) who did this. Unlike sophisticates, working joes don't much care for gay shit. But if Kid Rock says they can have their chupies back, they'll probably suck it.

Posted by: they were happy to put up with the nfl etc. at December 15, 2023 04:21 PM (ttzpt)

364 Also, bud sold out to foreigners ... this is not the Budweiser of the old St. Louis Cardinals and Busch Stadium.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2023 04:21 PM (Cus5s)

365 >>>Weird that that's on Tucker Carlson too.

Yeah, so strange. Alex Jones too. It's almost like some kind of controlled opposition. But that's just CRAZY talk.

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2023 04:21 PM (q177U)

366 They have Bass all over here. It’s pretty popular. At least it was when Ihad a life. Really don’t know what’s out there now. Kids are probably drinking that gender fluid they won’t shut up about.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2023 04:22 PM (uKeRS)

367 302 My nephew just received his rejection letter from the Ivy where my dad got his PhD."

I suggest that he puts on a dress long enough to get in.
Or become an HVAC technician. Preferably the latter.
Posted by: fd at December 15, 2023 04:07 PM (vFG9F)

If you can do all that shit already, you don't need Harvard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2023 04:09 PM (9UlRk)

Blessing. My kid applied to one school - GMU - and got in. Thankfully, as a homeschooler, there was no pressure to apply (and pay) for a 100 schools just to get 99 acceptances she wouldn't go to anyway and to pay all those liberal school admins excess cash...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 15, 2023 04:23 PM (exHjb)

368 198 >>Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/444va8ak

Put that on a T-Shirt and sell it to me!
Posted by: garrett

Put a copywrite on it before Ace steals it!!!!1
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 15, 2023 03:51 PM (cOq4q)

Can you get some shelving into the background?

Posted by: Inogame at December 15, 2023 04:24 PM (53oGX)

369 Does it matter what Dana White, Tim Pool and Kid Rock do?
I hope they get paid megabucks and Bud continues to bleed. It doesn't change my opinion.

I gave up Bud light years ago because it gave me bad gas, as opposed to my normal good gas. There are much better light beers, which is why Bud may be screwed. Many people discovered this.

Dylan is so repulsive to me because of his misogynistic schtick that belittles women, I simply extended my contempt to all the other InBev brands.

Influencers don't influence me; this is a left wing racket for the weak minded. I am hoping that Tim, Dana and Kid view it the same way - there is no sin in taking money from the stupid.

Posted by: kraki at December 15, 2023 04:25 PM (AQZte)

370 Peyton Manning was the first one I heard about, his Bud Lights ads are on constantly now.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2023 04:17 PM (FQmDC)

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To paraphrase a famous DogEater: "At some point you've made enough money whoring yourself out."

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 15, 2023 04:25 PM (XLu3h)

371 I don't care if Bud Light 'got the message' (which they haven't) I want OTHER companies to be scared shitless.

Like that Russian comedian said "we don't have warning shots in Russia. the first guy gets shot and thats a warning to the next guy." Fuck you, die Budweiser.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 15, 2023 04:27 PM (SUc4N)

372 Re: Influencers

At some point, you grow up and realize there is maybe a handful of people on the planet who won't disappoint you somehow. If you're over the age of 15 and are still hanging on every one of your favorite influencer's words, you're a moron.

Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2023 04:30 PM (0Id0S)

373 Where are you able to find Bass? Haven*t seen it in years.

Bass is brewed by Anheuser-Busch in Baldwinsville, New York.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2023 04:31 PM (FCs/J)

374 Thomas Sowell was a Marxist in college.

These changes can happen without grift.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

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I don't find that a persuasive argument. Sowell was a black man born in the Depression who had to deal with the Jim Crow south. He removed himself from the Democrats over 50 years ago without financial renumeration. Poole "remarkably" went from "Democrat Socialist" (not just believing but contributing) a mere 8 years ago to calling himself a Conservative. Not buying it...because no one is paying me to.

Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (dIske)

375 374 I don't find that a persuasive argument. Sowell was a black man born in the Depression who had to deal with the Jim Crow south. He removed himself from the Democrats over 50 years ago without financial renumeration. Poole "remarkably" went from "Democrat Socialist" (not just believing but contributing) a mere 8 years ago to calling himself a Conservative. Not buying it...because no one is paying me to.
Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 04:32 PM (dIske)

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I'm not saying Poole's is genuine.

Just going against the assertion that these changes don't happen without grift.

They do happen without grift. Maybe Poole's is genuine (probably not), but it can happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

376 They do happen without grift. Maybe Poole's is genuine (probably not), but it can happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 15, 2023 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

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You know what? I'll give you that. Dave Rubin is probably a good example of that. And, he's willing to explain his transfer (as well as the cost). He's taken the time to go into details as to the swing in his political leanings. I still wouldn't call him a conservative...but more of a common sense moderate. So...we're sort of on the same page.

Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2023 04:52 PM (dIske)

377 If you're drinking bud because of Dana or Kid Rock, that's dumber than taking voting preferences from Ms. Swift.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 15, 2023 04:53 PM (FxH7T)

378 I'll virtue signal and point out that if you don't drink alcohol at all, you don't have to worry about whether to end your boycott of Bud Light....

Besides, if I were to drink, I'd likely try mead – Ye olde Viking style, like my forefathers.

I might buy a can of Bud Light if it had an ewok in a cape, riding a vespa, with a man bag and crocs though, like the picture earlier in this thread. Just to stick on a shelf.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at December 15, 2023 05:00 PM (AxRGS)

379 Dana White got backing from Anheiser Busch back in the day when White needed a sponsor. He’s returning the favor.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (sOA7y)

380 I don't blame the guys for taking the money, but fuck bud light

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at December 15, 2023 05:07 PM (W+TLY)

381 In my home state, there's a bit of controversy over "carbon capture" and how shitty landowners have been treated in matters of eminent domain.

Well the corn farmers here (South Dakota) were sure ready to suck at the federal teat when the subsidies benefitted them (for ethanol). Now that they're getting roundly shit-on, they've had their come-to-Jesus moment. SMDH

We are a nation of hopelessly chestless men.

Posted by: Gryph at December 15, 2023 07:42 PM (aCVzN)

382 379. It's the dishonesty that really cheeses my macaroni. If Dana White were any kind of man at all, he'd say something along the lines of

"Bud Light still sucks. And I'm not going to stand up and encourage anyone to drink it. But I'm getting paid to do this, so there's that."

Posted by: Gryph at December 15, 2023 07:43 PM (aCVzN)

383 Donald Trump Jr. calls for an end to the conservative-led boycott of Bud Light and 'iconic' Anheuser-Busch over a partnership with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney
Apr 16, 2023
https://tinyurl.com/yyta2u4v
"I'm not for destroying an American, an iconic company, for something like this. The company itself doesn't participate in the same leftist nonsense as the other big conglomerates," he said, arguing that Anheuser-Busch had a conservative lean in their political donations.
"Frankly, they don't participate in the same woke garbage that other people in the beer industry actually do, who are significantly worse offenders when I looked into it," he continued. "But if they do this again, then it's on them! Then, screw them."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 16, 2023 12:18 AM (9aVck)

384 End the boycott? Uh, no. Here's a better idea: Keep up the boycott forever and also boycott the cucks that Bud Light bought off.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 16, 2023 09:47 AM (MTm8X)

385 Never end the boycott.
The only way out is for INVEV to sell A-B to new American ownership.

Until then I'll go for other brands not owned by INBEV.

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