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Daily Tech News 14 December 2023

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Disclaimer: It's time to play Bees or No Bees.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 04:00 AM (PTdof)

2 Hi

Posted by: Mark in SC at December 14, 2023 04:01 AM (ue/3w)

3 Why?

Posted by: Mark in SC at December 14, 2023 04:01 AM (ue/3w)

4 Am

Posted by: Mark in SC at December 14, 2023 04:01 AM (ue/3w)

5 I

Posted by: Mark in SC at December 14, 2023 04:02 AM (ue/3w)

6 In tech hijinks news, FaceBook is to DEI for:

http://tinyurl.com/DEI4000000

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 04:02 AM (PTdof)

7 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 04:02 AM (fwDg9)

8 Awake?

Posted by: Mark in SC at December 14, 2023 04:02 AM (ue/3w)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 04:03 AM (omVj0)

10 HOLD EVERYTHING!

http://tinyurl.com/3haz5mez

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 04:03 AM (PTdof)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 04:04 AM (T4tVD)

12 Evening and morning to all the satellites in Insomaniac-land! 'Tis 54 F., clear (I guess) and as dry as it gets here. I need to work out this morning.

No wheel appt. for the car yet; that will have to wait for next week, or maybe even after Christmas. I'll have my oil change done on Wed. morning, though, so I can also have a look at the wheels and see if I like them, or if they need to go back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 04:06 AM (omVj0)

13 I knew it…here comes the breathing tax.

Posted by: Mark in SC at December 14, 2023 04:08 AM (ue/3w)

14 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 14, 2023 04:13 AM (sAmhv)

15 The deal is with publishing group Axel Springer, provider of virtual birdcage liners such as Politico and Business Insider.>>>>

Politico EU recently partnered with the EU Commission to help identify and curb 2024 election disinformation. @VeraJourova is the frontman for the whole project.

Posted by: 13times at December 14, 2023 04:13 AM (6Oqc/)

16 So who is Katherine Foibigg?

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 04:14 AM (fwDg9)

17 29 degrees here

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 04:25 AM (fwDg9)

18 28 here but no wind. Debating on going for a walk. Got a minor case of cabin fever.

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 14, 2023 04:33 AM (89Sog)

19 "Appetite for distraction " - A devotional based on psalm 131 and appropriate for both interested Christians and Jews:

http://tinyurl.com/ym382x75

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 04:35 AM (bU/wn)

20 Up from hydraulic pressure and extremely hungry, it came like a bolt from the blue.

So that's gonna get fixed with leftover venison hash, 4 eggs and a couple sourdough biscuits, toasted lightly. The hash was from a very young deer and that first bite near brought a tear of happy. Fella could definitely get a bit plump on diets like this.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2023 04:35 AM (KATBx)

21 A Christian missionary in Siberia -from a tribe in the area- talks about God's faithfulness:

http://tinyurl.com/3r6uvb7b

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 04:38 AM (bU/wn)

22 Morning all!

I knew it…here comes the breathing tax.
Posted by: Mark in SC

Just great. Now I'll have to give up jogging....

/s

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 04:47 AM (vd8XM)

23 "ChatGPT creator OpenAI has signed an "unprecedented" deal to provide live news in response to user queries."


Unprecedented..mind blowing and earth shaking.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 04:58 AM (vd8XM)

24 In tech hijinks news, FaceBook is to DEI for:

http://tinyurl.com/DEI4000000
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Do NOT question happy fun time DEI director!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 04:59 AM (vd8XM)

25 Clear out, can see stars
Forward Dog 9 out on the road

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 05:03 AM (fwDg9)

26 We still have DA's and judges in my county that do their job.

A guy that robbed a gas station in a nearby town, using a gun to force the employee to open the register, receives 15 years at the state pen for armed robbery.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:09 AM (vd8XM)

27 I feel like AI is going to become the new buzz word that every dumb company adds to their product just to attract other complete morons. Kinda like how everything was doing an NFT 9 months ago.

It's the Jeremy Clarkson school of branding "if you put a little i, with a dot on it, in a name, it tells everyone it's eco, and it works because eco-mentalist are stupid"

We'll see AI powered microwavable vegetables, AI powered paper newspapers, and AI powered suicide machines. Well the last I can get behind.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 14, 2023 05:11 AM (0Lcav)

28 We'll see AI powered microwavable vegetables, AI powered paper newspapers, and AI powered suicide machines. Well the last I can get behind.
Posted by: Rbastid

HA!!

yeah, the "Total Quality" from the 90's

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:14 AM (vd8XM)

29 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports that Oakland 911 has the worst response times in California. The software is 20 years old. Oakland processed 0 dispatcher applications for a year despite having 14 vacancies. Callers are waiting up to 30 minutes for a response.

Don't have your heart attack in Oakland.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:18 AM (RIvkX)

30
Somehow I ended up with the 11:30 shift. Puppies were fed between 1:30 and 2 and I've been dozing until someone complains. Her Majesty can sleep as long as she wants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2023 05:19 AM (MoZTd)

31 We'll see AI powered microwavable vegetables, AI powered paper newspapers, and AI powered suicide machines. Well the last I can get behind.
Posted by: Rbastid


Or how everything was "e" at the start of the internet age. E-commerce, E-management, E-sex (well, that's still around)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 05:20 AM (Q0kLU)

32
Callers are waiting up to 30 minutes for a response.

_________

*party sounds*
"Hi, this is - stop that! - Oakland 911. Whaddaya want?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2023 05:21 AM (MoZTd)

33 Disclaimer: It's time to play Bees or No Bees.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM
----
I C what you did there.

(Posted by: The Ants)

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not surprised at December 14, 2023 05:22 AM (qfLjt)

34 A guy that robbed a gas station in a nearby town, using a gun to force the employee to open the register, receives 15 years at the state pen for armed robbery.
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:09 AM (vd8XM)
===
Too late to send an Oakland travel brochure. They like his kind there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:23 AM (RIvkX)

35 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. I have a feeling this is going to be a long day. 10 files to start and probably more, but 10 is all my system shows at a time. Won't be seeing you until sometime during the Morning Report.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 05:23 AM (Q0kLU)

36 Won't be seeing you until sometime during the Morning Report.
Posted by: Mary Poppins

Grab a big cuppa and buckle up?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:24 AM (vd8XM)

37 29 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports that Oakland 911 has the worst response times in California. The software is 20 years old. Oakland processed 0 dispatcher applications for a year despite having 14 vacancies. Callers are waiting up to 30 minutes for a response.

Don't have your heart attack in Oakland.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:18 AM (RIvkX)
----
Are they all heavily melaninized? I was last in that neck of the woods in 1974 hence my question.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not surprised either at December 14, 2023 05:26 AM (qfLjt)

38 Won't be seeing you until sometime during the Morning Report.
Posted by: Mary Poppins

Hit the ground running. Makes the day go by faster. (usually)

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:26 AM (vd8XM)

39 CVS decided not to close the store on Fillmore and Haight. The news and local Commissar Dean Preston are crowing like its a miracle.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:26 AM (RIvkX)

40 CVS decided not to close the store on Fillmore and Haight. The news and local Commissar Dean Preston are crowing like its a miracle.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Are they going to put in one of those bulletproof, barred, turntable systems instead?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:28 AM (vd8XM)

41 Local TV news reports the Chabad menorah set up in Oakland was torn apart and thrown into Lake Merritt. Of course they came out promptly Wed. morning and replaced it. Mazel Oakland!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:29 AM (RIvkX)

42 Back from morning walk. On the way, got word that another kid relative of mine was wounded, fortunately lightly. He's stitched and scratched up after an explosion. They think the dent in his helmet might have something to do with him being in such decent shape. Hopefully he'll be out of the hospital by tomorrow.

This is ridiculous!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 05:30 AM (PTdof)

43 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 14, 2023 05:31 AM (ju2Fy)

44 Oakland officials are claiming crime is down. NAACP says, "Nah, bro."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:32 AM (RIvkX)

45 Hopefully he'll be out of the hospital by tomorrow.

This is ridiculous!
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Good that the wound isn't worse.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:33 AM (vd8XM)

46 This is ridiculous!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 05:30 AM (PTdof)

Hey, at least he was wearing his helmet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 05:34 AM (zZu0s)

47 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 05:34 AM (lwOKI)

48 Oakland officials are claiming crime is down. NAACP says, "Nah, bro."
Posted by: San Franpsycho

NAACP didn't get their December bonus "contribution" money from Oakland yet?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:34 AM (vd8XM)

49 Helmets: the REAL 'think how bad it would have been if I hadn't been wearing it'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 05:35 AM (zZu0s)

50 Moment defiant Boston Mayor Michelle Wu arrives to host her no-whites holiday party despite criticism the ‘electeds of color’ event is divisive: Unrepentant leader says she’s honored to be part of it

Segregation Today
Segregation Tomorrow
Segregation Forever

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 05:36 AM (lwOKI)

51 16 So who is Katherine Foibigg?

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 04:14 AM (fwDg9)
----
I am also waiting for an explanation, since the ONT.
Pixy you're up apparently.

Posted by: Ciampino - need clarification without bleach at December 14, 2023 05:36 AM (qfLjt)

52 Made an interesting discovery yesterday. Found out I'm getting stronger in my old age. Managed to lift $100 of groceries with one arm.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 14, 2023 05:37 AM (ju2Fy)

53 42 Back from morning walk. On the way, got word that another kid relative of mine was wounded, fortunately lightly. He's stitched and scratched up after an explosion. They think the dent in his helmet might have something to do with him being in such decent shape. Hopefully he'll be out of the hospital by tomorrow.

This is ridiculous!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 05:30 AM (PTdof)

Get a helmet
Put it on

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 05:37 AM (lwOKI)

54 I've noticed how many more of the "send some money today to cure world hunger" pleads there are this year.

With all the money that's been collected over the years, I would have thought that would have been cured by now.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:37 AM (vd8XM)

55 What do you call an internet router in the basement?

A LAN down under.

Pixy probably heard that tech joke a long time ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:38 AM (W3qAt)

56 Moment defiant Boston Mayor Michelle Wu arrives to host her no-whites holiday party despite criticism the ‘electeds of color’ event is divisive: Unrepentant leader says she’s honored to be part of it


Can I identify as non white and get an invite?
Is the security all non white too?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:39 AM (vd8XM)

57 50
I posted this in the ONT but here it is with link:
Boston's Democrat Mayor Michelle Wu DEFENDS 'no whites' holiday party she's hosting for 'electeds of color' at taxpayer-funded city reception hall.

https://mol.im/a/12861465

BTW she's married to a White beta-male.

Posted by: Ciampino - Let's have an all-Whiter at December 14, 2023 05:40 AM (qfLjt)

58 So who is Katherine Foibigg

Woman in jail for 20 years for being convicted of Murder of her four kids. Conviction overturned because apparently they died of natural causes- some genetic abnormality she also has.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:41 AM (W3qAt)

59 16 So who is Katherine Foibigg?
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 04:14 AM (fwDg9)

Evidently, she was convicted back in the early aughts of murdering her four infant children. It was recently overturned. Her wiki entry is a horror show. Two sons and and two daughters.

One child after another over the course of ten years. There is something odd there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 05:42 AM (zZu0s)

60 What do you call an internet router in the basement?

A LAN down under.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

HA!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:42 AM (vd8XM)

61 53
In the war movies the billed stars usually don't wear head gear, obviously so that the viewers can tell who is who, but still seems incongruous to me.

Posted by: Ciampino - Let us have an all-Whiter at December 14, 2023 05:43 AM (qfLjt)

62 Good morning! Currently 45 on the way to 62 with some clouds this afternoon. Had the landscape company come and clear out the entire back yard. Nothing left but a couple of trees, a rose bush, the pond, and some scalped grass and stones. Gonna start clean slate in the spring.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 14, 2023 05:43 AM (YRsIm)

63 The wiki entry for Folbigg:

http://tinyurl.com/2vbfpv69

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 05:43 AM (zZu0s)

64 Moment defiant Boston Mayor Michelle Wu arrives to host her no-whites holiday party despite criticism the ‘electeds of color’ event is divisive: Unrepentant leader says she’s honored to be part of it
===

What good comes from such a blatantly racist act?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:43 AM (RIvkX)

65 KTY & bf on the road back.to their pied-a-tierre
They had a lovely visit with us.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 14, 2023 05:45 AM (9YbFY)

66 Woman is Australian. That’s who it was brought up. From Daily Mail. She is expected to get a big payment and it will probably affect some ways criminal investigations are held in Australia :

http://tinyurl.com/39rtsktk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:45 AM (W3qAt)

67 Meant that’s why- not who- it was brought up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:46 AM (W3qAt)

68 Keep 'em comin' Fen !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 05:46 AM (T4tVD)

69 So who is Katherine Foibigg?

I remember this now. I also remember a similar case from 'Fprensic Files' which I used to watch on HNN (?) involving 2 kids. Rare disorder.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hopefully she'll get a lot of money at December 14, 2023 05:47 AM (qfLjt)

70 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 14, 2023 05:45 AM (9YbFY

That’s great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:47 AM (W3qAt)

71 69 Forensic

Posted by: Ciampino - Hopefully she'll get a lot of money at December 14, 2023 05:48 AM (qfLjt)

72 Keep 'em comin' Fen !
Posted by: JT

Except, now I have "Land Down Under" brain worm.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

73 What good comes from such a blatantly racist act?

She gets to virtue signal about what a wonderfully DEI exalting person she is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:49 AM (W3qAt)

74 60
Fen, that's a beauty.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hip-hop is a roo's fav music at December 14, 2023 05:52 AM (qfLjt)

75 What good comes from such a blatantly racist act?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Purposely do something that will provoke criticism, then attack critics as racists, once again crow about one's oppression and demand reparations.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 14, 2023 05:54 AM (9YbFY)

76 Scotus has allowed future presidents to impose vaccine mandates by choosing not to decide. So next time the government gets all authoritarian, the people will have to sue again.

Basically, there was an injunction stopping the mandate by a lower court. Scotus was asked to hear the case, but they decided to vacate and remand because, of course, it is moot now. They could have heard the case or dropped a signed order that would prevent future mandates, but they are all worthless fucks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 05:54 AM (NYzgN)

77 If s crime happens in the city and no one hears of it did it happen?

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 05:55 AM (OyPBd)

78 but they are all worthless fucks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 05:54 AM (NYzgN)

This. Oooops, we are just not going to comment on this blatant act of tyranny because we are worthless pussies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 05:56 AM (zZu0s)

79 How some trail mix brought cheer to a group of six strangers.. A “Guideposts” magazine article:

http://tinyurl.com/4h3vwemb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:57 AM (W3qAt)

80 Why no marches for ceasefire in Ukraine? Why no resolutions in sh*thole cities?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:57 AM (RIvkX)

81 She gets to virtue signal about what a wonderfully DEI exalting person she is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 05:49 AM (W3qAt)

DEI is marxism

There is only so much to go around and it must be moved from one group to another.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 05:57 AM (lwOKI)

82 Any news or initial interesting outcomes from flooding the tunnels?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hip-hop is a kangaroo's fav music at December 14, 2023 05:59 AM (qfLjt)

83 What good comes from such a blatantly racist act?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Purposely do something that will provoke criticism, then attack critics as racists, once again crow about one's oppression and demand reparations.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 14, 2023 05:54 AM (9YbFY)


Exactly.

If there were any Boston city councillors with balls, they'd have a 'whites only' party and shove the hypocrisy down Wu's racist throat.

Mister, Boston could use a man like Dapper O'Neil again. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 05:59 AM (Q0kLU)

84
[i/]In Berlin, Oldenburg, Kiel, Leipzig, Rostock, Nürnberg und München haben wir Weihnachtsbäume mit orangener Farbe eingefärbt.

Best guess of German is that vandals spray painted Christmas trees in seven German cities. I think it's over Climate change or some other fantasy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 06:02 AM (enJYY)

85 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 06:02 AM (hH3Px)

86 80 Why no marches for ceasefire in Ukraine? Why no resolutions in sh*thole cities?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:57 AM (RIvkX)
----
See, they are all grafting from city crime and we know that very many Congress-people are heavily into Uke-graft.
There is no graft out of Israel-Gaza.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hip-hop is a kangaroo's fav music at December 14, 2023 06:03 AM (qfLjt)

87 The "news" reports that the Plaza Tower, once one of the tallest buildings in town and a prime office location, will at last be torn down. It's been vacant since Hurricane Katrina.

There were complaints about it having contamination from asbestos (it was built in the mid-'60s). Made a me little nervous to hear that, I can tell you. I worked in that building from '92 to '97, in a just-under-the penthouse suite housing the Christian AM radio station where I worked.

No idea what they plan to erect in its place, if anything. A tall parking garage, another office tower, a combo office/condo/apartment block, who knows. It's not exactly a glamorous area: It's near the Union Passenger Terminal, Greyhound and Amtrak, and a ways from the WWII Museum.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 06:04 AM (omVj0)

88 Best guess of German is that vandals spray painted Christmas trees in seven German cities. I think it's over Climate change or some other fantasy.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Nobody, no where, no how is allowed to enjoy holidays we hate!!

ANd quit breathing dammit!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:04 AM (vd8XM)

89 Former DEI executive for FB has plead guilty to taking $4 million in kickbacks.

She approved invoices for the "companies"'of friends and families for outreach activities.
She would venmo them cash from a company account, then they would return the funds to her personal account.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 06:05 AM (NYzgN)

90 [i/]In Berlin, Oldenburg, Kiel, Leipzig, Rostock, Nürnberg und München haben wir Weihnachtsbäume mit orangener Farbe eingefärbt.

Best guess of German is that vandals spray painted Christmas trees in seven German cities. I think it's over Climate change or some other fantasy.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023


***
I'm pretty sure that "Weihnachtsbäume" is "Christmas tree." "Weihnachtsabend" is "Christmas Eve."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 06:06 AM (omVj0)

91 Keep 'em comin' Fen !
Posted by: JT

Except, now I have "Land Down Under" brain worm.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

Replace it with Melanie's "Brand new Key !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:06 AM (T4tVD)

92 No idea what they plan to erect in its place, if anything. A tall parking garage, another office tower, a combo office/condo/apartment block, who knows. It's not exactly a glamorous area: It's near the Union Passenger Terminal, Greyhound and Amtrak, and a ways from the WWII Museum.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Maybe an asbestos factory?

Wolfus, I've read about you drinking apple cider vinegar.

Have you ever heard of a beverage called 'switchel' ?

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

93 Harvard claimed it initiated a probe of Gay’s work when it learned about the examples of plagiarism.

Instead, it used Clare Locke, the top defamation law firm in the US, to threaten the journalists who brought those examples to the school’s attention.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:07 AM (lwOKI)

94 Morning, all.

Fen, I got willowed yesterday, but Mr S, as a former librarian, loved the chicken joke.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 14, 2023 06:08 AM (KB0Aa)

95 Replace it with Melanie's "Brand new Key !
Posted by: JT

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:08 AM (vd8XM)

96 So we stopped at a local restaurant yesterday, where we were waited on by this wonderful young waitress.

During the course of our meal I mentioned that I can not wait for them to ditch the paper straws, and go back to plastic.
Her response was that she hated them as well, and would love to have plastic back. I then said that the one turtle with a star up its nose had already died, and there weren't any others that stupid. And she responded that straws weren't the problem, and never had been the problem. A decidedly odd conversation for an older codger like me and a young black female, but we both seemed to think along the same lines.

So ultimately, Mrs VIA and I asked her about her educational background, and she is a USC graduate with her degree in anthropology, can't stand the lock step hive mind of many of her peers, and likes to understand facts before she develops an opinion on a subject.

We told her that her mother should be very proud of her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 06:08 AM (hH3Px)

97 80 Why no marches for ceasefire in Ukraine? Why no resolutions in sh*thole cities?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:57 AM (RIvkX)

Til the last drop of someone else's blood and until we have wringed every bit of graft to be had.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:09 AM (zZu0s)

98 Keep 'em comin' Fen !
Posted by: JT

Except, now I have "Land Down Under" brain worm.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

Replace it with Melanie's "Brand new Key !
Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:06 AM (T4tVD)


**"Wonderful Christmastime" has entered the chat**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 06:10 AM (Q0kLU)

99 Where will TSMC build the 1.4 NM process? Presumably in Taiwan, where their most exacting manufacturing is done. One more reason for Xi to ferry troops across the Strait, guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:10 AM (pcpun)

100 And no, I'm not slacking. I'm waiting for a file to open.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 06:10 AM (Q0kLU)

101 Why no marches for ceasefire in Ukraine? Why no resolutions in sh*thole cities?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I saw a meme that said something about
"Oh geez. They're showing white men in the armed forces commercials. Get ready for war people"

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:11 AM (vd8XM)

102 New Palestinian public opinion poll released by PCPSR — the first since October 7th. Main findings:

🔸72% support the 10/7 massacre

🔸Support for Hamas triples in West Bank (82% supported the massacre)

🔸Support for "armed struggle" rises ten pts to +60%

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:11 AM (lwOKI)

103 100 And no, I'm not slacking. I'm waiting for a file to open.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 06:10 AM (Q0kLU)

My laptop was sluggish as hell this morning. It's 7 years old, so I'll allow it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:12 AM (zZu0s)

104 Illinois’ minimum wage increases on January 1st, 2024

https://is.gd/3LoN1g

Seems to me as the official amount is behind what is being paid on the street;
(and NO, it's not $20, same as in town! Na na nanana ....)

Posted by: Ciampino - Oz sunscreen - Down Undercover at December 14, 2023 06:13 AM (qfLjt)

105 **"Wonderful Christmastime" has entered the chat**
Posted by: Mary Poppins

DOUBLE AHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

106 And no, I'm not slacking. I'm waiting for a file to open.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 06:10 AM (Q0kLU)
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*starts tap dancing*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:14 AM (RIvkX)

107 44 Oakland officials are claiming crime is down. NAACP says, "Nah, bro."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:32 AM (RIvkX)


When the cops won't show up for hours, and won't do anything anyway, why would you get them involved? The only reason to call the cops is if you need a police report for insurance.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 14, 2023 06:14 AM (wGeit)

108 Illinois’ minimum wage increases on January 1st, 2024
https://is.gd/3LoN1g

Well good. Maybe the people standing on the street corners that "can't find a job" can find one now.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

109 🔸72% support the 10/7 massacre

🔸Support for Hamas triples in West Bank (82% supported the massacre)

🔸Support for "armed struggle" rises ten pts to +60%
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:11 AM (lwOKI)
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Tell me again about "two states, living side-by-side in peace"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:16 AM (RIvkX)

110 *starts tap dancing*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Nothing better than a good buck and wing to get the computer going.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

111 80 Why no marches for ceasefire in Ukraine? Why no resolutions in sh*thole cities?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:57 AM (RIvkX)
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Start a rumor Zelensky is finally using his secret Jewish brigades, and you'll get those marches. Russia will get grudging respect, Oakland will demand a cease-fire, and local coffee shop employees will start restricting bathroom use again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (15RAy)

112 Here's a story I read the other day in an old Reader's Digest. I can't believe this wasn't actually filmed; I think it was, but Chaplin never used it:

After Douglas Fairbanks had finished shooting 1922s Robin Hood, Chaplin asked if he could use the castle for a scene. Fairbanks agreed, though was puzzled with what the "Little Tramp" would do with such a huge, ornate set.

Chaplin went into the castle. A few minutes later, the great drawbridge lowered. A shadow was seen approaching the entrance, and then Chaplin ambled out into the sunlight, yawning and stretching. He picked up a bottle of milk, a newspaper and some rolls, glanced at the paper and walked back across the drawbridge, which slowly closed up behind him.

And now my file has opened. Back to work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (Q0kLU)

113 The only reason to call the cops is if you need a police report for insurance.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Or a professional chalk outline done

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

114 When the cops won't show up for hours, and won't do anything anyway, why would you get them involved? The only reason to call the cops is if you need a police report for insurance.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 14, 2023 06:14 AM (wGeit)
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Meh. Just file online.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (RIvkX)

115 110 *starts tap dancing*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Nothing better than a good buck and wing to get the computer going.
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

Pixy'll tell ya- nothing like a little soft shoe to get electronics working properly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (zZu0s)

116 Good morning early risers!

23 degrees this morning - supposed to hit 30.

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 14, 2023 06:19 AM (PzBTm)

117 Washington’s women’s volleyball program offered 12 limited, full-ride scholarships. According to a report by Reduxx, Tate Drageset’s selection caused a collective “WTF!” from parents, athletes and young women who disagree with the trend of allowing men to take opportunities from women under the guise of inclusion.

The best girl for the job is a boy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:20 AM (lwOKI)

118 We got the table pieces for the outdoor Nativity from the shed, assembled it without the good drill, which is mort, and were still speaking to each other- it's a Christmas miracle!

I actually wrote down the instructions, for once, and we're planning to modify the legs for next year. I'm thinking those screw-in legs you can get at Lowe's.
He's very indulgent of my outdoor projects and built me a new garden shrine for my birthday.

School lets out Friday, so we'll only put on the fence lights today and tomorrow.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 14, 2023 06:22 AM (KB0Aa)

119 Low-cost carrier Southwest Airlines is being celebrated by "passengers of size" on TikTok after they discovered they can request complimentary seats – one or two, depending on needs – to accommodate their girth.

Why not
Most of my life I have carried freeloaders one way or another

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:23 AM (lwOKI)

120 113 The only reason to call the cops is if you need a police report for insurance.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Or a professional chalk outline done

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
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For chalk outlines call Sledgehammer.
Will also do crashed airliners - luggage done separate.

Posted by: Ciampino - Oz sunscreen - 'Down Undercover' at December 14, 2023 06:23 AM (qfLjt)

121 I actually wrote down the instructions, for once, and we're planning to modify the legs for next year. I'm thinking those screw-in legs you can get at Lowe's.
He's very indulgent of my outdoor projects and built me a new garden shrine for my birthday.

School lets out Friday, so we'll only put on the fence lights today and tomorrow.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium

Great!

Take some pictures of the instructions and any mods. It'll help the old brain pan next year.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

122 Pixy'll tell ya- nothing like a little soft shoe to get electronics working properly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (zZu0s)
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I have always relied on threats and intimidation

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

123 One child after another over the course of ten years. There is something odd there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I just read the case. She murdered her four kids but 23 and me level detective work explained each death as possibly caused by different genetic mutations.

Everyone has mutations in genes which *could* result in death.

No parent can be convicted of suffocating their child any more. Do a 23 and me, blame whatever mutation it finds.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 06:25 AM (NYzgN)

124 What does Mazel Tov mean ?

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:26 AM (T4tVD)

125 It translates as Congratulations!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:27 AM (RIvkX)

126
Mazel Tov Wayne
Mazel Tov Garth

Posted by: Don Black at December 14, 2023 06:27 AM (geLO8)

127 What does Mazel Tov mean ?
Posted by: JT

'Top o' the morning' reading right to left

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

128 Thanks, Bruce- I was thinking that very thing!

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 14, 2023 06:28 AM (KB0Aa)

129 It translates as Congratulations!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:27 AM (RIvkX)

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:28 AM (T4tVD)

130 Thank you !
Posted by: JT

That would be "toda"

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

131 Lunch with the guys today.

Early breakfast for me.

Have a great day all.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

132 Me-Again interviewed Peter Schweizer yesterday, who (as usual) made a compelling point: Why is the House GOP complicating the case against Joey, and messing around with Hunter?

"Bribery" is a clearly defined charge, and the law says any money paid to relatives counts as a payment to the politician if no services were rendered by the recipient and the politician made policy as the response. This is easy to prove in this case, especially with Ukraine and in the case of the wife of the former Mayor of Leningrad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:31 AM (GxCWX)

133 Chaplin was a genius.

I love movie stories- waiting for TCM to air the short about how "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" almost didn't make it into "Meet Me in St. Louis".

Which is the local film society's feature next week. It will be so great to see it on the big screen.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 14, 2023 06:32 AM (KB0Aa)

134 It translates as Congratulations!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:27 AM (RIvkX)
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Does your phone start a confetti drop when you type "Mazel Tov"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:33 AM (GxCWX)

135 122 Pixy'll tell ya- nothing like a little soft shoe to get electronics working properly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:17 AM (zZu0s)
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I have always relied on threats and intimidation

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:24 AM (RIvkX)
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Just show it a soldering iron and some solder wick - that'll put the fear of deactivation in its cpu.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vegemite Delight - a vegetarian restaurant at December 14, 2023 06:33 AM (qfLjt)

136 Vice News:

“Within this framework, what Hamas and the Palestinian resistance movements do/have done against Israeli targets is within international law,” Salem wrote. “When confronting the occupation, the resistance movement are allowed to resort to [exert] this ‘inalienable’ right to struggle for self determination.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:34 AM (lwOKI)

137 Have fun and stay safe Bruce !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:35 AM (T4tVD)

138 Facebook's Former Head of DEI Pleads Guilty to Swindling the Company Out of $4 Million

Cheaters gonna Cheat

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:37 AM (lwOKI)

139 mornin yall. White straight conservative male grease monkey Christmas party at my house last night. What a shindig! I must have made it to 9:30 or so and after that I don't remember a thing.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:37 AM (vFG9F)

140 Have a great day, all.
Hoping we'll hear from Teresa's family today and that
Delilah continues to improve.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 14, 2023 06:38 AM (KB0Aa)

141 >>“When confronting the occupation, the resistance movement are allowed to resort to [exert] this ‘inalienable’ right to struggle for self determination.”
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Struggle's over, assholes. You lose.
sidenote: why aren't the 'palistinians' seen as the trespassers?

Posted by: Don Black at December 14, 2023 06:38 AM (geLO8)

142 “Within this framework, what Hamas and the Palestinian resistance movements do/have done against Israeli targets is within international law,” Salem wrote. “When confronting the occupation, the resistance movement are allowed to resort to [exert] this ‘inalienable’ right to struggle for self determination.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:34 AM (lwOKI)
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Well in that case, they all have to go.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:40 AM (RIvkX)

143 Without reading the Dropbox article, why would one need any sort of intelligence from a bit of space on a server's disk, somewhere not on one's premises, just to store files?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vegemite Delight - an Oz vegetarian restaurant at December 14, 2023 06:40 AM (qfLjt)

144 f’d, it was faded watercolor memories after 9:30?

Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2023 06:40 AM (Ob7Rg)

145 Good morning to one and all. I have some chocolate hazelnut biscotti to share.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 06:41 AM (0OIFW)

146 Princeton has put a grad student on probation (the most serious discipline measure they take, short of actual suspension). His crime? He "liked" an online comment disputing a pro-Hamas slaughter post on the university Slack system.

https://shorturl.at/ioF68

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:42 AM (kvelb)

147 "sidenote: why aren't the 'palistinians' seen as the trespassers?"

Or....colonizers?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 06:44 AM (hH3Px)

148 This Ukraine war is due to Joe Biden wanting money and lots of it. He has been bribed by their government and others. How much proof is needed to nail this mother f*cker. Seriously.

*yawns*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:45 AM (RIvkX)

149 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:45 AM (T4tVD)

150 Hi JT.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 06:46 AM (0OIFW)

151 139 mornin yall. White straight conservative male grease monkey Christmas party at my house last night. What a shindig! I must have made it to 9:30 or so and after that I don't remember a thing.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:37 AM (vFG9F)
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So you don't remember the three separate visits by the police?



Boy, you have broken so many taboos I don't know where to start.
1. White
2. straight
3. conservative
4. male
5. grease monkey
6. Christmas party
...... party

Posted by: Ciampino - Vegemite Delight - an Oz vegetarian surprise at December 14, 2023 06:46 AM (qfLjt)

152 Good morning to one and all. I have some chocolate hazelnut biscotti to share.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 06:41 AM (0OIFW)
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*swallows remaining chocolate chunk cookie and holds out empty plate*

Good morning Ms. had that is a lovely housecoat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

153 Remember good old Paul Ryan? (Just kidding). Anyway, he endorsed Cheney yesterday, as a "true conservative". In the same interview, he also expressed his admiration for Cryin' Kinzinger.

Republican stars!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (KPpTt)

154 So much for "avoiding even the appearance of impropriety"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (RIvkX)

155 Good morning Ben Had. My buddy Scout left us yesterday. It was a relief to us both as I was going to have to call in the vet. He had a nice afternoon of laying in the Sun and I brought him in about 4. By 4:30 he was gone. I buried him beside his friend and mentor Kasper, and that phase of our lives is over.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (vFG9F)

156 It’s with a heavy heart today that I say he was declared neurologically deceased this week and taken life support this morning. He was 33 years old.

@IanVandaelle supported camps for the unvaxxed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:50 AM (lwOKI)

157
Please adjust your style guides to reflect that being forced by Bidenomics to move back in with your parents should be referred to as 'taking advantage of intergenerational housing opportunities'.
--MSM

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 06:51 AM (enJYY)

158 Kylie Small (male) of @FLCCYCLING just rode away with the women’s gold medal at the 2023 National Cyclocross Championships in Louisville, KY.

The best woman...

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:51 AM (lwOKI)

159 fd so sorry for your loss

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 06:51 AM (RIvkX)

160 I never thought I would see a Seagate external 14TB HDD for $150.00. But Costco had them on sale this week. Till they sold out.

You know how many DVDs you can store on a HDD of that size?

Lots of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 06:51 AM (hH3Px)

161 157
Please adjust your style guides to reflect that being forced by Bidenomics to move back in with your parents should be referred to as 'taking advantage of intergenerational housing opportunities'.
--MSM
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 06:51 AM (enJYY)

A turducken in every elected of colors pot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:52 AM (lwOKI)

162 fd

Having lost more pets than I care to list, it hurts.

I'm sorry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 06:54 AM (hH3Px)

163 Good morning Ben Had. My buddy Scout left us yesterday. It was a relief to us both as I was going to have to call in the vet. He had a nice afternoon of laying in the Sun and I brought him in about 4. By 4:30 he was gone. I buried him beside his friend and mentor Kasper, and that phase of our lives is over.
Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (vFG9F)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-G7RZTcbqM

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:54 AM (T4tVD)

164 Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (vFG9F)
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Very sad to lose your buddy. Our sympathy to you and yours.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:55 AM (KPpTt)

165 A turducken in every elected of colors pot.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Turducken ?

Guess ya need good reflexes.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:56 AM (T4tVD)

166 Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (vFG9F)
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Very sad to lose your buddy. Our sympathy to you and yours.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 06:55 AM (KPpTt)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:57 AM (T4tVD)

167 He was a 40'ish Security guard at the morgue.

She was a 79 year old temporary guest there.

Yeh....it's as bad as it sounds.

http://tinyurl.com/bddfwaw8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 06:57 AM (hH3Px)

168 It's never easy to lose a pet. We both knew it was coming and I accepted the inevitability. I can take solace in knowing he is not hurting anymore, but what a hole that little guy left.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

169 Have red sky in morning, but weather comes from west, Sun from the east, so how does weather in east know what's coming from west?

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 06:58 AM (OyPBd)

170 My buddy Scout left us yesterday. It was a relief to us both as I was going to have to call in the vet. He had a nice afternoon of laying in the Sun and I brought him in about 4. By 4:30 he was gone. I buried him beside his friend and mentor Kasper, and that phase of our lives is over.
Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 06:49 AM (vFG9F)

Fd- So sorry to hear of your loss.

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 14, 2023 06:58 AM (PzBTm)

171 156 It’s with a heavy heart today that I say he was declared neurologically deceased this week and taken life support this morning. He was 33 years old.

@IanVandaelle supported camps for the unvaxxed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 06:50 AM (lwOKI)

Who was this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:58 AM (zZu0s)

172 Oh, I mentioned the employee who was telling me he had just gotten the covid booster and flu shot the other week?

Guess who is sick as a dog this whole week?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 06:59 AM (zZu0s)

173 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 14, 2023 07:01 AM (NBVIP)

174 The Bidens probably have billions in offshore accounts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 07:01 AM (NYzgN)

175 Good morning all. I'm back among the living.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 14, 2023 07:02 AM (iF0sF)

176 fd, what a good boy. Words can't assuage your loss so I'll just send a hug. Scout is the reason we first started talking here and I will be forever thankful to him.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 07:02 AM (0OIFW)

177 My parents both have Covid and have been sick for several days. They are true believers and have had every shot. My Mom says it's a good thing they did or it would be worse. I just held my tongue. They were feeling a little better yesterday so I suppose they are coming out of it.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:02 AM (vFG9F)

178 Thank you everyone. Hug your pups and treasure your time with them.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:04 AM (vFG9F)

179 Hi Jewels. Are you feeling better today?

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:04 AM (vFG9F)

180 So sorry to hear that, fd.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 14, 2023 07:06 AM (lPrV2)

181 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 07:06 AM (R4t5M)

182 175 Good morning all. I'm back among the living.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 14, 2023 07:02 AM (iF0sF)

Good to hear jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 07:06 AM (zZu0s)

183
Ian Vandaelle was a Canadian urinalist. The edical fascists' community has lost one of its leading lights:

Vandaelle had taken to social media multiple times, advocating for incentives to encourage Covid-19 vaccination, the implementation of vaccine passports, and the termination of those who refused the jab.

In one social media post, Vandaelle stated, “I, for one, advocate we bring the carrot and the stick. Incentivize getting the vaccine however we like - ice cream, lotteries, literally whatever, I don’t care - and require vaccination to do non-essential things. Wanna go to a bar to watch the game? Passport.”


Sometimes the desserts, they are just.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 07:07 AM (xG4kz)

184 Rough week? your absence was noted {jewells}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

185 jewells, nice to hear from you.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Vegemite Delight - an Oz vegetarian surprise at December 14, 2023 07:08 AM (qfLjt)

186 jewells, darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 07:08 AM (0OIFW)

187 Since 1951, the United States has welcomed over 43 million refugees and asylees, excluding border crossers.

And why do these people come to the worst country on Earth?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 07:08 AM (lwOKI)

188 Yes feeling much better fd. But I never want to go through that shit again.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 14, 2023 07:08 AM (iF0sF)

189

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 14, 2023 07:09 AM (X4yCj)

190 In one social media post, Vandaelle stated, “I, for one, advocate we bring the carrot and the stick. Incentivize getting the vaccine however we like - ice cream, lotteries, literally whatever, I don’t care - and require vaccination to do non-essential things. Wanna go to a bar to watch the game? Passport.”

Huh.

Anyway....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 07:09 AM (R4t5M)

191 "Yes feeling much better fd. But I never want to go through that shit again.
Posted by: jewells45"

It's so much easier to face the day when you don't feel like crap. Let's hope it continues.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:10 AM (vFG9F)

192 Have red sky in morning, but weather comes from west, Sun from the east, so how does weather in east know what's coming from west?
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 06:58 AM (OyPBd)

Cliff notes.

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 07:10 AM (T4tVD)

193 hola j45

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 07:10 AM (lwOKI)

194 Wanna go to a bar to watch the game? Passport.

Sometimes the desserts, they are just.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 07:07 AM (xG4kz)

And he seemed like he was such an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 07:11 AM (zZu0s)

195 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Frozen !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 07:11 AM (T4tVD)

196
Incentivize getting the vaccine however we like - ice cream, lotteries, literally whatever, I don’t care - and require vaccination to do non-essential things. Wanna go to a bar to watch the game? Passport.”

How about we do the same thing with Social Security? No children? You get to pay but not collect a dime. For more ideas to send the left into panic mode, follow me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 07:11 AM (enJYY)

197 *so how does weather in east know what's coming from west?*

The Farmer's Almanac silly.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 14, 2023 07:11 AM (NBVIP)

198 183
Ian Vandaelle was a Canadian urinalist. The medical fascists' community has lost one of its leading lights:

Sometimes the desserts, they are just.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 07:07 AM (xG4kz)
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KARMA in very large letters.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vegemite was an apt title for him then at December 14, 2023 07:12 AM (qfLjt)

199 Good morning all. I'm back among the living.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 14, 2023 07:02 AM (iF0sF)

Good !

Hiya Jewells !

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 07:12 AM (T4tVD)

200 Red sky in the morning? Every Navy guy here just ran for cover!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 07:12 AM (0OIFW)

201 Democrats are the biggest racists around. They are always accusing others of what they are doing themselves. Hypocrisy is a character trait with these people.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

202 "Ian Vandaelle was a Canadian urinalist. "

Did auto-cucumber change journalist?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 07:13 AM (hH3Px)

203
Canadian urinalist

Pissed off, or on?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 07:14 AM (enJYY)

204 I can't say where for obvious reasons, but one day i had to work on an HVAC unit in the middle of a live 911 call center. It was a crazy experience. Little crew sitting around, nice as nice could be, jovial, welcoming, happy, and then *SNAP* one of them is on the phone grimly, coldly, and efficiently talking someone through some grisly situation or another, like the world's least funny Bob Newhart telephone bit, and then orchestrating the dispatch of all the emergency people needed for them. And then *SNAP* they shake it off and go right back to their pleasant selves again.

Impressive and kind of scary at the same time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:16 AM (9UlRk)

205 Canadian urinalist

Pissed off, or on?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 07:14 AM (enJYY)

Man could hit nothing but porcelain from twenty paces.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:17 AM (9UlRk)

206 @201

>>Democrats are the biggest racists around. They are always accusing others of what they are doing themselves. Hypocrisy is a character trait with these people.

Remember, every negative aspect associated with American history from the maintenance of slavery, the trail of tears, segregation, jap interment, jim crow, segregation, etc. can be laid at the feet of the Donk party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 14, 2023 07:17 AM (XV/Pl)

207 Urinalist, denoting some one piss poor at everything
I am saving this

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 07:17 AM (0OIFW)

208 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2023 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

209 Thanks SF and Campiano.
Hello rx and JT!

{{Ben Had}} thanks for your words of encouragement.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 14, 2023 07:19 AM (iF0sF)

210 {{{Ben Had}}}

🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Urinalist. I like it. I know some.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2023 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

211 Urinalist was a Limbaugh-ism, wasn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:21 AM (9UlRk)

212 Democrats are the biggest racists around. They are always accusing others of what they are doing themselves. Hypocrisy is a character trait with these people.
Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

Concur. The democrat party is the natural home for moochers, looters, rapists, layabouts, raycisses, grifters, groomers, sodomites, pederasts, rapists and The Clintons.

Abolish the democrat party.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 07:22 AM (mQ8ar)

213 NaCly, dearest. Sometimes a baffle em with the bullsit word comes in handy.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 07:22 AM (0OIFW)

214 Rumble still not functioning normally

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

215 jewells45

I still have those jokes. Been busy myself, but that should be no excuse to lift your spirits.

The kids on the bus, when asked about Taylor Swift, all say "I hate her." Bunch of Chiefs fans in the 2nd to 4th grade.

Fuck Cancer!!

See, you got me talking like a very mild sailor. Offline, away from the kids, I could really go wild on how I feel about cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2023 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

216 Update, at least for me:

Turkey MP dies after heart attack after criticizing Israel

Hasan Bitmez, 54, a member of parliament from the opposition Felicity (Saadet) Party, died in Ankara City Hospital, Health Minister Fahrettin Koca told reporters in televised remarks.

Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 07:25 AM (PTdof)

217 49 Helmets: the REAL 'think how bad it would have been if I hadn't been wearing it'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 05:35 AM (zZu0s)

I had a full face helmet on during a motorcycle wreck about 25 years ago. I pretty much would have ground half my head off without it.
Did probably 40 feet down a sidewalk on my head at 35 mph.

Prayer for your relative BDSaLoM.

Heh. I just got your nic.

Posted by: Reforger at December 14, 2023 07:26 AM (yBHP1)

218 Turkey MP dies after heart attack after criticizing Israel
Hasan Bitmez, 54, a member of parliament from the opposition Felicity (Saadet) Party, died in Ankara City Hospital, Health Minister Fahrettin Koca told reporters in televised remarks.
Aloha Snackbar!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 07:25 AM (PTdof)

Good. Good Riddance.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 07:27 AM (mQ8ar)

219 Hairyback Guy

Ask a Democrat if the X race needs help because their DNA in not as good as theirs.

It is the culture, upbringing, poor schooling and esp. government handouts that is responsible. Not DNA. A permanent underclass, until aborted to disappearance, is the desired result for the Left. They are why we can not have nice things.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2023 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

220 Biden's Dog, thank you for the best laugh of the day. May a Dog piss on his face for an eternity

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2023 07:29 AM (0OIFW)

221 Disconnected thoughts:

- The Truth will always be the truth, and pretending it isn't, in effect lying to yourself, will always make your life, and everyone's life around you, worse.

- Anything you obtain by falsehood will eventually become bitter. Wealth, status, self esteem, even friendship, doesn't matter.

- There is absolute Good and absolute Evil in the world. Just because it may sometimes be confusing to tell one from the other doesn't mean that stops being true. Just because you once mistook one for the other doesn't mean you have to continue doing so forever.

...

Just throwing out thoughts that have been seeming more and more relevant for literally every single stinking bullshit "news" cycle we're forced to labor under in recent years.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:30 AM (9UlRk)

222 Remember Samantha Woll, the Detroit Jewish woman stabbed to death outside her home on 10/21. New suspect arrested. Seems like a typical case of larceny leading to homicide.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 07:30 AM (PTdof)

223 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Alas, can not chat more. Lots of stuff to do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2023 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

224 Have a scintillating morning, everyone.

May the bright light from your smile lift up other's hearts.

"Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2023 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

225 I know you can make a fortune more money being the DEi manager for one of the top high tec companys. Nevertheless, if anyone's interested in chump change:

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-778002

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 07:33 AM (PTdof)

226 A friend's father died yesterday. He and his wife raised five kids, and lived simply. A successful man in his business, he gave away most of what he made, building things in his community. He built the local library, the fire house, the senior center, a performance auditorium, and gave money over his lifetime to every local school, as well as his college. Most people in his situation go for publicity and flashy causes, but this man only gave money locally and under condition no one ever mentioned his name. What an extraordinary life.

In my mind, I contrast that wonderful life with scum like Joe Biden whenever I think about how I hope to live, and hope to see my kids live.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2023 07:34 AM (lAvq2)

227 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 07:35 AM (hH3Px)

228 “The public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.”

Posted by: Mark Twain at December 14, 2023 07:37 AM (NBVIP)

229 In some excellent news for millions of eBay sellers, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) announced another delay of the $600 reporting threshold for Form 1099-K.

As a result, for tax year 2023, sellers will receive a Form 1099-K only if their 2023 sales exceed $20,000 and 200 transactions, they had backup withholding applied in 2023, or are residents of states with a lower reporting threshold. For tax year 2024, the IRS announced plans for a $5,000 reporting threshold.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:37 AM (vFG9F)

230 The IRS discouraged millions from selling on Ebay all year by threatening to collect income tax on sales, and then changed the rules at the end of the year. Assholes.

Posted by: fd at December 14, 2023 07:38 AM (vFG9F)

231 There's something very wrong with making laws that will never be enforced, just as there is with enforcing laws that don't exist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:39 AM (9UlRk)

232 "...every single stinking bullshit "news" cycle we're forced to labor under..."

Stop watching it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 14, 2023 07:39 AM (NBVIP)

233 When did tiki torces become anti-semitic?

Are members of the tribe offended by the Polynesian craze of several decades ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 07:39 AM (zZu0s)

234 231 There's something very wrong with making laws that will never be enforced, just as there is with enforcing laws that don't exist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:39 AM (9UlRk)

The point of both is the same: make everyone a criminal that can be targeted by the government at any time. Make the populace live in fear. Rule.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 07:41 AM (zZu0s)

235 Stop watching it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 14, 2023 07:39 AM (NBVIP)

That's part of it, isn't it? You can't unplug. Even if you meticulously scrub your life of the incessant crawlers and chyrons and updates and alerts, you still have to live in the world full of people who don't and act accordingly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:42 AM (9UlRk)

236 "When did tiki torces become anti-semitic? "

Right after they became symbols to the left of Nazism in America.

The sauce...it's good for both the goose and the gander.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 07:43 AM (hH3Px)

237 The point of both is the same: make everyone a criminal that can be targeted by the government at any time. Make the populace live in fear. Rule.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2023 07:41 AM (zZu0s)

Adhocracy

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2023 07:43 AM (9UlRk)

238
J
J
IS
HERE

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2023 07:43 AM (lwOKI)

239 Good morning. I usually read pixy and all the comments about 9 am, so too late to ever comment. Can't sleep in on this one day this week I could sleep in, so I'm here, instead.
Hadrian, prayers continue for you and Delilah and the pups.
I saw that she was doing better in a comment on the ONT, I hope that is still true.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 14, 2023 07:44 AM (JrYM1)

240 "...you still have to live in the world full of people who don't and act accordingly."

Yes. COVID convinced me of that.

Regardless, I gave away my TV early this year. Don't miss it. I know all the news I need to know from right here at the HQ.

Above all else, guard your heart... Proverbs 4:23.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 14, 2023 07:46 AM (NBVIP)

241 A friend's father died yesterday

===
May his memory be a blessing
Sounds like quite a guy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

242 Post 226

Dear Huck-Sorry about your friend. It sounds like he was a great guy. May the Lord comfort those who knew and loved and respected him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 09:28 AM (RSbhh)

243 >>>There is a button to turn it off (it is on by default).

Happy that I never put my stuff on the "cloud."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 14, 2023 10:46 AM (i24o9)

244 29 Don't have your heart attack in Oakland.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 05:18 AM (RIvkX)

I guess it's a good thing I left my heart in San Francisco!

Posted by: m at December 14, 2023 11:15 AM (ANXUW)

245 98 now I have "Land Down Under" brain worm.
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2023 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

Replace it with Melanie's "Brand new Key !
Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 06:06 AM (T4tVD)

**"Wonderful Christmastime" has entered the chat**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 14, 2023 06:10 AM (Q0kLU)

You "win"!

Posted by: m at December 14, 2023 11:30 AM (ANXUW)

246 I can understand AMD's position, but then again, I work in the industry and have intentionally abused chips to failure (immersing whole systems in LN2 for the win!).

They're not preventing you from overclocking (they actually support it), but if you plan a return on a $10K processor that you've abused, it's a headsup for them to see if it's something the user did that caused the failure. At Threadripper prices, you really should be very, very careful what you're doing and AMD is making sure you do that.

Posted by: nerdbert at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (h9YN/)

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