Mid-Morning Art Thread

Defeat
Jacob Lawrence

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 First down!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 13, 2023 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

2 brightly colored defeat?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 13, 2023 09:32 AM (b3cMx)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

4 The Streets of San Francisco?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 13, 2023 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

5
ESPONJA!!1!!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 13, 2023 09:32 AM (bEb2S)

6 I am not seeing the white flag of surrender.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

7 Thought I was looking at a homeless encampment there for a minute.

Posted by: She Hobbit (creeping through Fangorn Forest) at December 13, 2023 09:33 AM (7oqU2)

8 Aren't those the Ukraine colors?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2023 09:33 AM (7B5FA)

9 Artist can't paint da feet.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 13, 2023 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

10 Oy, that was long, hard, painful retreat. The agony of de feet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (JrojV)

11 I see blood.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

12 Weird

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (n2vyf)

13 Are those supposed to be shields, or capes? And what are the long stick things? They don't look like spears.

Still, vivid colors, esp. with the blood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

14 Those v-shape bayonets are nasty.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (44ww/)

15 Are those rowing oars?

Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (88xKn)

16 Ominous

Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

17 Looks like blood is spouting out of a bayonet. Weird.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (JrojV)

18 Is that a horse on its back under the yellow cloth?

Posted by: She Hobbit (creeping through Fangorn Forest) at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (7oqU2)

19 Is that supposed to be a horse?

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

20 My golf bag, after a round.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (w9Wax)

21 He tried to do his laundry but was defeated in the attempt

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (Jgixc)

22
And what, pray tell, is that -- Aftermath of the Massacre on the Set of 'Umbrellas of Cherbourg'"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (xG4kz)

23 Eet sucks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (pohLc)

24 Thrill of victory, agony of...

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (+cH+C)

25 eh

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (izj35)

26 They look more like paddles than guns.

Posted by: huerfano at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (Q4KYm)

27 Yep, pretty darn messy garage.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (Angsy)

28 he stood with ukraine

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (pi02g)

29 Blue and yellow flags? This looks like every upper class neighborhood in a blue state 6 months ago...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (XqcwY)

30 A lot of Lawrence's work is focused on Black history themes and subjects. It's hard to make out, but I see a dead horse and maybe white sheets(?).

Posted by: Kris at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

31 The thing emerging from the edge of the right-hand yellow serape (I dunno what to call it) looks like a half-grown alligator with its tongue sticking out, drooling blood from its mouth.

What is the shape over to the lower left? A coil of chains?

"Chain, chain, chain . . . chain of fools . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

32 Is that supposed to be a horse?
Posted by: BignJames

I guess. Looks more like a crocodile to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (JrojV)

33 Looks like a clothes rack at Nordstrom's. I like it.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (45fpk)

34 defeat???

I dont see any feet.

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (89Sog)

35 If the artist is Jacob Lawrence and the title of the picture is "Defeat" is this a slave narrative?

I now see a dead horse under the tarp as well as the rifles with bloody bayonets.

Are the men wearing tri-cornered hats?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (BHrzb)

36 I can see why this one went right to the discount rack at Sotheby's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (ovxwt)

37 The black capes look like headless Nazgul.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

38 If you turn it upside down you see a little dragon?under the yellow sheet dripping blood.

Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2023 09:37 AM (oaGWv)

39 Ironic that the artist was depicting the defeat and retreat by George Washington, and it uses the colors of the Ukrainian flag.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2023 09:38 AM (YRsIm)

40 Is that a horse on its back under the yellow cloth?
Posted by: She Hobbit (creeping through Fangorn Forest) at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (7oqU2)

Look it was a rough night, ok?

Posted by: Catherine D Great at December 13, 2023 09:38 AM (Angsy)

41 OK, I looked it up and this is supposed to show the defeat of Washington's Army by the British in Philadelphia.

I do not get any sense of that in this painting. Then again, I am a realist.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

42 Now I want a banana muffin.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:38 AM (QBaJw)

43 Are the men wearing tri-cornered hats?
Posted by: Pete

We need tricorn hat girl!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:38 AM (JrojV)

44 Large Item Pickup Day at Waste Management?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 09:38 AM (ovxwt)

45 Wolves have four defeats.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 09:39 AM (krqg6)

46 But I don;t see any feet! If you're going to paint people's feet they need to be obvious, and why would you want a painting of feet anyway? This is all so silly, just paint their faces, why don;t you, not their feet. . . oh -- de-feat.

Nevermind. . .

Posted by: Emily Letilla at December 13, 2023 09:39 AM (izj35)

47 I've seen better imagery painted on railcars with spray cans.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (pohLc)

48 I think the stick things are what you use to swat your polo pony, if you have a polo pony.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (ovxwt)

49 With raspberry sauce.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (QBaJw)

50
Mister Ed Under a Yellow Tarp

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (xG4kz)

51 No feet, not art.

Posted by: reason at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (e8j4m)

52 Thrill of victory, agony of...

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (+cH+C)

That poor guy falling off the ski jump at the beginning of each week's episode ABC's Wild World of Sports. Poor bastard.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

53 "Is that a horse on its back under the yellow cloth?"

Probably. At first glance I thought it was a dragon or some other mythical creature.

Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (oaGWv)

54 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (ZC8hN)

55 I now see a dead horse under the tarp as well as the rifles with bloody bayonets.

Are the men wearing tri-cornered hats?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 13, 2023

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That could be a horse, with its head protruding upside down.

I've noticed that abstracts posted here get more questions and discussion about elements in the picture than do representational paintings. There are exceptions, but everybody is asking "What IS that thing?" about elements in an abstract, while we all knew that yesterday's art featured horses, men, dogs, a goat, and a castle, and our discussion centered on "What are they doing?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

56 Signs and Portents !

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (V13WU)

57 They look more like paddles than guns.
Posted by: huerfano at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (Q4KYm)

Use them faster -- I hear banjos!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (+cH+C)

58 Defeat
Jacob Lawrence

**********

I believe I covered this topic in yesterday's Art Thread:

Teacher: Use the words depart, defense, deduct, detail and defeat in a sentence.

Young Muldoon: Defeat is depart of deduct that goes over defense before detail.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2023 09:37 AM (991eG)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (991eG)

59 He tried to do his laundry but was defeated in the attempt
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 09:35 AM (Jgixc)
*******
Laundry tip- Always use cold water when removing blood stains. Hot water will cook the blood causing it to bind to the fabric.

hot water will cook the blood,

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

60
The stick things are rifles with afgixed bayonets

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:42 AM (xG4kz)

61 I think the stick things are what you use to swat your polo pony, if you have a polo pony.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (ovxwt)

This is about The Paolo, is not it?

Posted by: The Paolo at December 13, 2023 09:43 AM (e8j4m)

62 "Is that a horse on its back under the yellow cloth?"
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Probably. At first glance I thought it was a dragon or some other mythical creature.
Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2023 09:40 AM (oaGWv)

You philistines. This is a symbolic work of art, showing Sarah Jessica Parker losing out on an Emmy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:43 AM (QBaJw)

63 Ohhh . . . the tangled thing off to the lower left is a horse's tail. Got it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

64 At first I thought this picture was about golf clubs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:43 AM (iDpzk)

65 Blood. From men being killed.

Now that's art.

Posted by: XTC at December 13, 2023 09:43 AM (sm6Pk)

66 That poor guy falling off the ski jump at the beginning of each week's episode ABC's Wild World of Sports. Poor bastard.

Posted by: Archer

Interesting story about that guy. His name is Vinko Bogatai, and he actually walked away from that fall with only minor injuries. Years later, he was invited to some event celebrating the Wild World of Sports, without knowing why, and, when he attended, was astonished to find Mohammed Ali walking up and asking for his authograph.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:43 AM (JrojV)

67 The film went nowhere. Nothing was explained. And then the end credits were rolling. It was absolutely awful.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (ZC8hN)

What's the name of the movie?

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 13, 2023 09:44 AM (45fpk)

68 Sorry. The dead horse should be placed in the Organics bin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 09:44 AM (ovxwt)

69 Sorry. The dead horse should be placed in the Organics bin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023

***
Before or after the beating?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

70 Definitely a dead horse with blood coming out of its mouth.
Would not hang.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

71 Laundry tip- Always use cold water when removing blood stains.

And spray it with hydrogen peroxide beforehand.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (45fpk)

72 Well, old Vinko launched ass over tea kettle off that ski ramp was a pretty spectacular fubar.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (pohLc)

73 Laundry tip- Always use cold water when removing blood stains. Hot water will cook the blood causing it to bind to the fabric.

hot water will cook the blood,
Posted by: redridinghood

In the Navy, we used to spit on blood stains on our uniforms (e.g., from shaving). Worked pretty well, which makes sense when you think about it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (JrojV)

74 Little Feat

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

75 The stick things are rifles with afgixed bayonets
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:42 AM (xG4kz)

Which considering the design of said rifles, would explain why defeat happened.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (QBaJw)

76 didn't Eddie the Eagle make a career of wiping out on skis?

Posted by: DanMan at December 13, 2023 09:46 AM (8uzBS)

77 I think we need Marcus Aurelius to opine on de feet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:46 AM (JrojV)

78 What's the name of the movie?

Posted by: grammie winger

= =

"Leave the World Behind."

It should have been "Leave your brain at the door."

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 13, 2023 09:46 AM (ZC8hN)

79 Well, the shapes and colors are interesting and the blood and bayonet catch the eye. But it means nothing without context. The images don't convey much by themselves. Once that context is provided the painting takes on a lot more emotion for the viewer.

Posted by: JTB at December 13, 2023 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

80 "French" (i.e., Muslim invader) students are outraged over being assigned a Renaissance painting that has nekkid chicks in it.

To their credit, the French school authorities seem to be ignoring their whining.

My take? If they don't want to learn Western culture, they should fuck right the hell off back to Outer Jackoffistan, where it's considered "racy" to have a painting of a sheep after it's been sheared.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 09:46 AM (W5ArC)

81 Seen: dead horse.

Not seen: Dean Wormer, the Mayor of Faber, and the guy with the measuring tape and chainsaw.

"So if you mention "extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 13, 2023 09:47 AM (BHrzb)

82 rifles with afgixed bayonets

No wonder they got their askixed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:47 AM (JrojV)

83 I think the stick things are what you use to swat your polo pony, if you have a polo pony.
Posted by: Cicero

*********

MARCO!! - a limerick

I bought a polo pony for my daughter
Though I paid a little more than I had oughter
But the more I think about
I'll admit I have my doubts
Just how long can a horsie tread water?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 09:47 AM (991eG)

84 Young Muldoon: Defeat is depart of deduct that goes over defense before detail.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (991eG)

I didn't know you were Jamaican!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:47 AM (QBaJw)

85 I think we need Marcus Aurelius to opine on de feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sorry, Wolfus Aurelius.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:48 AM (JrojV)

86 I think we need Marcus Aurelius to opine on de feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023

***
"Marcus Aurelius: 'What is a thing in and of itself? What purpose does it serve?' "

Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lecter at December 13, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

87
What's the name of the movie?
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here

"Leave the World Behind"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:48 AM (xG4kz)

88 I know this image. Never try to make a fancy box kite from scratch.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 13, 2023 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

89 This would not be hanging at the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

90 "Leave the World Behind"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:48 AM (xG4kz)

Thanks. I'll be sure to avoid it.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 13, 2023 09:49 AM (45fpk)

91 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

92 Oy, that was long, hard, painful retreat. The agony of de feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:34 AM (JrojV)
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Look carefully and you should be able to spot the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (PTdof)

93 Would not hang.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (R4t5M)

94 hot water will cook the blood,
Posted by: redridinghood

In the Navy, we used to spit on blood stains on our uniforms (e.g., from shaving). Worked pretty well, which makes sense when you think about it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (JrojV)

I was in the army, we didn't have water, even for shaving. Heated or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (QBaJw)

95 Into the shitcan it goes....pure crapola.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (mQ8ar)

96 This would not be hanging at the Kentucky Derby.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's fine. We take it. We rike it.
-- Japanese stable operators

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (JrojV)

97 If that's a horse, defeat are under the blanket.

Posted by: huerfano at December 13, 2023 09:51 AM (Q4KYm)

98 Would not hang.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (R4t5M)

Well, it's already dead. So, no point.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:51 AM (QBaJw)

99 I like how simple and abstracted this work is. For me, Lawrence's use of angular, geometric forms in an empty setting removes any romantic ideas about this subject. It's bleak and feels hopeless.

Posted by: Kris at December 13, 2023 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

100 The best way to remove your blood is to use your spit. Your spit has the right enzymes to breakdown your blood.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

101 Would not hang.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 09:50 AM (R4t5M)

Well, it's already dead. So, no point.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:51 AM (QBaJw)
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Would... fold.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (PTdof)

102 I was in the army, we didn't have water, even for shaving. Heated or not.
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The craziest thing I saw in the Marine Corps was a Col demanding we shave and camie our faces daily while in the field. What a fucking loon.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (iDpzk)

103 PFE kicked hard in the ballsack this morning, down 10%.

Posted by: The Smell Of The gp, The Roar Of The Crowd at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (MvF+J)

104 Syracuse ‘Pro-Palestine’ Students Protest Jerry Seinfeld, Who is Jewish, Comedy Show
They hate that Seinfeld is not apologetic about being Jewish and supporting Israel.

.. this is why so many comedians don’t do colleges anymore

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

105 The Washington Post, which had to retract several false Russiagate stories after winning a Pulitzer, has quietly without explanation removed its entire historic archive from the Lexis-Nexis database. All articles have vanished without a trace.Not even abstracts remain.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

106 Spanning the globe, to bring you the constant variety of sports...

http://tinyurl.com/agonyofdefeat

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (W5ArC)

107 From The Met entry:

"When General George Washington failed to recapture Philadelphia from the British in 1777, he led the Continental army in retreat to an encampment in Valley Forge, northwest of the city. In this panel, Lawrence explores the toll that these military setbacks and the brutal winter took upon the American troops during their six-month stay. The bandaged and bloodied figures in the background--framed by the discarded bayonets--turn away from the symbol of their violent defeat, a valuable warhorse, respectfully covered as its lifeblood slips away. In its emphatic finality, Lawrence's one-word title reinforces this low point in the war."

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (yh31E)

108 I like how simple and abstracted this work is. For me, Lawrence's use of angular, geometric forms in an empty setting removes any romantic ideas about this subject. It's bleak and feels hopeless.
Posted by: Kris at December 13, 2023

***
It does . . . and that despite the bright primary colors (except for the black).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

109 Well it sure ain't the thrill of victory.

Posted by: But what do I know at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (NBVIP)

110 > All articles have vanished without a trace.Not even abstracts remain.

Just doing my job, man.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (W5ArC)

111 If that's a dead horse, judging by the way the yellow tarp is dangling, his legs must be sticking straight up.

Rigor mortis.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (991eG)

112 Syracuse ‘Pro-Palestine’ Students Protest Jerry Seinfeld, Who is Jewish, Comedy Show
They hate that Seinfeld is not apologetic about being Jewish and supporting Israel.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
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SUP Nazis.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:54 AM (PTdof)

113 Hunter Biden has shown up at the House for his deposition.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)

114 > 100 The best way to remove your blood is to use your spit. Your spit has the right enzymes to breakdown your blood.
Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

Another argument against veganism.

If we were supposed to be vegan, we wouldn't have enzymes to break down blood in our spit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (W5ArC)

115 Hunter made a public statement outside the Capitol a few minutes ago, instead of sitting for the 9:30 EST scheduled House deposition. A totally self-serving and Joe-serving screed.

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (5fDan)

116 Cheer up. Yorktown's coming.

Posted by: Cornwallis at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (NBVIP)

117 The craziest thing I saw in the Marine Corps was a Col demanding we shave and camie our faces daily while in the field. What a fucking loon.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (iDpzk)

We had dickhead officers who would make us shine our boots.

We'll shine is a relative term of course. You just take a coat of black shoeshine, smear it over the dirt, so the dipwads who sleep in heated tents can be happy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (QBaJw)

118 79 Well, the shapes and colors are interesting and the blood and bayonet catch the eye. But it means nothing without context. The images don't convey much by themselves. Once that context is provided the painting takes on a lot more emotion for the viewer.
Posted by: JTB at December 13, 2023 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

I thought the same. I'm more familiar with Lawrence's Black history works so I went there. He also did some series, so I wonder if this is part of a group to help with context.

Posted by: Kris at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

119 What is the green thing to the left of center? It looks something like a round toilet bowl, or a green cauldron.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

120 105 The Washington Post, which had to retract several false Russiagate stories after winning a Pulitzer, has quietly without explanation removed its entire historic archive from the Lexis-Nexis database. All articles have vanished without a trace.Not even abstracts remain.
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Any word on Time Magazines article of triumph over democracy going missing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (iDpzk)

121 Spanning the globe, to bring you the constant variety of sports...

http://tinyurl.com/agonyofdefeat
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (W5ArC)
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OUCH! Brain fart.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:56 AM (PTdof)

122 The DW has also begun producing children’s content as an alternative to the woke shows, although I have yet to dip into it because I am not a kid. Everybody says so except my wife, who isn’t so sure. She keeps saying something about me being a juvenile.

I know the Daily Wire has been making waves, not because they say so, but because I can see with my own eyes that even a company as mighty as Disney is responding to its threat to their bottom line. We already know that conservatives have dented Disney’s reputation, and the company is scrambling to repair it.

But nobody expected Disney to quaver when threatened with competition from a small company like the Daily Wire. Everybody, including me, appears to have been wrong. Disney appears to be worried that its competition could steal its audience not just in the short term but also in the foreseeable future.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:56 AM (RHGPo)

123 Who would have guessed an immigrant had a polo pony?

/Obligatory Seinfeld reference.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 09:56 AM (991eG)

124 Cheap umbrellas on a wind day. Colorful though.

Posted by: javems at December 13, 2023 09:57 AM (8I4hW)

125 What is the green thing to the left of center? It looks something like a round toilet bowl, or a green cauldron.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

A cannon?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:57 AM (JrojV)

126 Who would have guessed an immigrant had a polo pony?

/Obligatory Seinfeld reference.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 09:56 AM (991eG)

It's pronounced, polopony.

Posted by: Ed at December 13, 2023 09:58 AM (Angsy)

127 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Hey, Marcus Aurelius!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:58 AM (JrojV)

128 117 The craziest thing I saw in the Marine Corps was a Col demanding we shave and camie our faces daily while in the field. What a fucking loon.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (iDpzk)

We had dickhead officers who would make us shine our boots.

We'll shine is a relative term of course. You just take a coat of black shoeshine, smear it over the dirt, so the dipwads who sleep in heated tents can be happy.
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On top of shave and camie Marines don't have subdued officer rank insignia. We had to wear our shiny rank with cammied and shaved face in the fucking field. Needless to say a change in command was welcomed.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:58 AM (iDpzk)

129 Past the 100 comment threshhold, so I'll mention this.

Natchez Shooting and Outdoors is having a good sale on ammo and primers. The primers are actually in stock and the prices (which still make me wince) are the best I've seen for a few years.

Just FYI

Posted by: JTB at December 13, 2023 09:59 AM (7EjX1)

130 .. this is why so many comedians don’t do colleges anymore
Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

It started before this latest thing. Any comedian who tries to tell jokes there has to prepare their set so as to avoid any possibility of offending anyone.

Which for many is impossible.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 09:59 AM (QBaJw)

131
From The Met entry:

"When General George Washington failed to recapture Philadelphia from the British in 1777, he led the Continental army in retreat to an encampment in Valley Forge, northwest of the city.

The bandaged and bloodied figures in the background--framed by the discarded bayonets--turn away from the symbol of their violent defeat, a valuable warhorse, respectfully covered as its lifeblood slips away. In its emphatic finality, Lawrence's one-word title reinforces this low point in the war."
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief

I thought this was an allegorical painting depicting something or another about World War I. The grey / black figures were the Huns; the blue figures were the Frogs. Charnel House: Verdun or some other profound appellation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 09:59 AM (xG4kz)

132 125 What is the green thing to the left of center? It looks something like a round toilet bowl, or a green cauldron.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

A cannon?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:57 AM (JrojV)

I believe so. Or an old-timey mortar? Green because I don't know why.

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 09:59 AM (5fDan)

133 Should have tiled
Random crap around outside of my house

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (Jgixc)

134 125 What is the green thing to the left of center? It looks something like a round toilet bowl, or a green cauldron.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

A cannon?

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Makes me think of those little cannons with almost no barrel. Don't know what they were called and too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Slacker at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (NBVIP)

135 Marines have the best dress uniforms, by far. Far superior to the stinkin' cracker Jacks the Navy enlisted have to wear.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (JrojV)

136 Little Feat
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/GJyEajcIhwE

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (+cH+C)

137 113 Hunter Biden has shown up at the House for his deposition.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)

Bets on him making an opening statement then pleading the 5th for the rest of the hearing?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2023 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

138 Makes me think of those little cannons with almost no barrel. Don't know what they were called and too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Slacker at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (NBVIP)

mortars

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2023 10:01 AM (AwYPR)

139 "Defeat" So, French?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2023 10:01 AM (fs1hN)

140 Makes me think of those little cannons with almost no barrel. Don't know what they were called and too lazy to look it up.
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Pack howitzers? 75mm?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:02 AM (iDpzk)

141 Mortars? Sure. Let's go with that.

Posted by: Slacker at December 13, 2023 10:02 AM (NBVIP)

142 119 ... "What is the green thing to the left of center? It looks something like a round toilet bowl, or a green cauldron."

I thought it was an empty powder keg. Just an impression.

Posted by: JTB at December 13, 2023 10:02 AM (7EjX1)

143 >>Bets on him making an opening statement then pleading the 5th for the rest of the hearing?

It sounds like he's just made his opening statement in public. He's now saying he showed up for a public hearing not the closed door deposition.

He's basically giving the committee and us the finger.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)

144 mortars
Posted by: BignJame

They could be a real pestlence to the opposing forces.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:03 AM (JrojV)

145 On top of shave and camie Marines don't have subdued officer rank insignia. We had to wear our shiny rank with cammied and shaved face in the fucking field. Needless to say a change in command was welcomed.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 09:58 AM (iDpzk)

I was watching the colorized WWII thing Netflix released recently. Nothing new in the documentary, it's narrated by the guy who played the black stormtrooper in the new Star Wars garbage.

Anyhoo, they'd pan across a group of men in uniform, the privates having no insignia, the sergeants having their subdued chevrons, and the officers... their rank gleaming in the sunshine!

It's amazing how long it took for armies to understand not to let the enemy know who your officers were.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:03 AM (QBaJw)

146 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..."

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 10:03 AM (5fDan)

147 Shameful.
Today is National Horse Day.

http://tinyurl.com/yejkdyfp

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 10:04 AM (NpAcC)

148 105 The Washington Post, which had to retract several false Russiagate stories after winning a Pulitzer, has quietly without explanation removed its entire historic archive from the Lexis-Nexis database. All articles have vanished without a trace.Not even abstracts remain.
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Just doing my job....

Posted by: Winston Smith, Ministry of Truth and Outer Party Member with Ambition at December 13, 2023 10:04 AM (fs1hN)

149 135 Marines have the best dress uniforms, by far. Far superior to the stinkin' cracker Jacks the Navy enlisted have to wear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (JrojV)

This army spouse agrees, and they get a sword. Although, My Man was in the cavalry. And their Class As were hot too. They had the option to get swords and spurs, and a really cool hat.

Posted by: Kris at December 13, 2023 10:04 AM (OyyDO)

150 146 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..."
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Can Hunter describe his business?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:04 AM (iDpzk)

151 I was in the army, we didn't have water, even for shaving. Heated or not.

Fine. No hot water, no hot chow. You, Dirty Dozen...

Posted by: Major John Reisman at December 13, 2023 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

152 Is Hunter wrecked? I can't watch this shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:05 AM (R4t5M)

153 149 135 Marines have the best dress uniforms, by far. Far superior to the stinkin' cracker Jacks the Navy enlisted have to wear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:00 AM (JrojV)

This army spouse agrees, and they get a sword. Although, My Man was in the cavalry. And their Class As were hot too. They had the option to get swords and spurs, and a really cool hat.
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Marines spend the most on their uniforms. It seems to keep everyone happy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:05 AM (iDpzk)

154 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..."
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 10:03 AM (5fDan)

You tell 'em, kid.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at December 13, 2023 10:06 AM (QBaJw)

155 Hunter Biden has shown up at the House for his deposition.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)

Bets on him making an opening statement then pleading the 5th for the rest of the hearing?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Hunter gave a "I am victim" speech outside the Capitol building and sure seems to have blown off the deposition. Just another brick in the stonewall.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:06 AM (RUkY9)

156 146 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..."
____

Since Joe didn't handle the transactions, he only received the cash/wire, I suppose you could argue this isn't a bald-faced lie.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2023 10:06 AM (fs1hN)

157 Saw a utoob video of a guy asking Palestinians would you be happy living in peace with Israel if it means you have to share the land. Every single one said no, it’s our land fuck the Jews.

This was filmed a few months ago.

They just want to breathe though.

Posted by: Montec at December 13, 2023 10:06 AM (d3Zv7)

158 It sounds like he's just made his opening statement in public. He's now saying he showed up for a public hearing not the closed door deposition.

He's basically giving the committee and us the finger.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
++++
Why not? He knows how this game is played, and he's playing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (zxP/x)

159 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h

Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (CsUN+)

160 This may be the greatest art Mr. CBD has ever posted!

Wait, it's defeat, not defeet. Never mind.

Posted by: Quentin T. at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (a3Q+t)

161 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..."

--

My favorite part of that is the captured conversation where he said "my dad is sitting beside me and if you don't pay the extortion amount immediately he and everyone he knows is going to come after you."

And Joe has only been in the federal government his entire life, so that meant the feds.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (kIrFD)

162 *I believe so. Or an old-timey mortar? Green because I don't know why.*

There was a sale on green paint.

Posted by: Jacob Lawrence at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (NBVIP)

163 seems to have blown off the deposition

That only works for so long.
-- Zombie Charles I

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (JrojV)

164 Another argument against veganism.
If we were supposed to be vegan, we wouldn't have enzymes to break down blood in our spit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 09:55 AM (W5ArC)

Remember, especially during the holiday season, when meeting a veggie or vegan, when they start in on being a veg blah blah blah remind them to...

Eat The Meat!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2023 10:08 AM (mQ8ar)

165 I like the artists colors in his painting. Other than that, I'm not a big fan, although I like one of a family going to church, I think:

http://tinyurl.com/f8x9sutw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2023 10:08 AM (RSbhh)

166 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (CsUN+)
++++
Their scripts are written by someone. Whether their scripts were written by "journalists" or by AI systems that are infected with the same mind virus as their creators, the outcomes will be more alike than different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:08 AM (zxP/x)

167 > Little Feat
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/GJyEajcIhwE
Posted by: Doof
_______________

Heh... For some reason Little Feat was really popular in the D.C. metro area back in the day. I think they played a couple dates in a row at the National Theater. I saw them at a festival... Zydeco something or other.

"Hazy memory..."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2023 10:08 AM (Q4IgG)

168 It sounds like he's just made his opening statement in public. He's now saying he showed up for a public hearing not the closed door deposition.

He's basically giving the committee and us the finger.

-

As one should expect from a prince.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:08 AM (kIrFD)

169 Honestly, the worst uniform was the polyester whites the sailors wore. It was cringe worthy to ascend to the quarter deck and see sailor underwear. The old whites looked sharp. Think Steve McQueen in The Sand Pebbles.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:08 AM (iDpzk)

170 Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (CsUN+)

That's a forlorn hope. They are literal NPCs. Who do you think is programming their output?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2023 10:09 AM (nC+QA)

171 Honestly, the worst uniform was the polyester whites the sailors wore. It was cringe worthy to ascend to the quarter deck and see sailor underwear. The old whites looked sharp. Think Steve McQueen in The Sand Pebbles.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Ugh, the dress whites. Pajamas. Ugh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:09 AM (JrojV)

172 Why not? He knows how this game is played, and he's playing it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (zxP/x)

More strongly worded letters! That's what is called for.

And a harrumph to you, sir.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:10 AM (QBaJw)

173 Those are funny looking hockey sticks.

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 10:10 AM (vFG9F)

174 CBD, I think it's upside-down.

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:10 AM (ANXUW)

175 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..."
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 10:03 AM (5fDan)

If he received money from your business he was involved financially. We are aware of the depends what the definition of is is ploy.

Posted by: Drive By redo at December 13, 2023 10:10 AM (CjGGv)

176 More strongly worded letters! That's what is called for.

And a harrumph to you, sir.
Posted by: BurtTC

Roll those sleeves up real good!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV)

177 Heh... For some reason Little Feat was really popular in the D.C. metro area back in the day. I think they played a couple dates in a row at the National Theater. I saw them at a festival... Zydeco something or other.

"Hazy memory..."
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D.C. was where Lowell George died. Loved that band. Lowell was one of Zappa's picks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (iDpzk)

178 More strongly worded letters! That's what is called for.

—

Don’t forget 3 year investigations that lead to 1200 page reports with several recommendations on better training.

Posted by: Montec at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (d3Zv7)

179 SUP Nazis.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:54 AM (PTdof)

It's amazing that the left, after years of careful rhetorical work trying to separate Zionism from anti-Semitism, has thrown up its collective hands (claws?) and said, "F*ck it! We hate kikes and we are proud!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (gSZYf)

180 When General George Washington failed to recapture Philadelphia from the British in 1777, he led the Continental army in retreat to an encampment in Valley Forge, northwest of the city.
**********

Defeat Before Dedawn - a limerick

The Continental Army did reel
And needed some time off to heal
Led by General George
They went into the Forge
And emerged made of fire-hardened steel

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (991eG)

181 Those are funny looking hockey sticks.
Posted by: fd

My attorneys will be in touch.

Posted by: Michael Mann at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV)

182 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023

***
They are indeed good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

183 Just because JackStraw is here:

I had a thought the other day in one of the "your music sucks" threads.

I submit that if the Dead's "Ripple" was written and performed by Little Feat, the Band, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, etc. it would be viewed completely differently and likely accepted as one of the better folkish/Americana songs of the time.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:12 AM (kIrFD)

184 The Deathless Horsie

https://youtu.be/iKq1N9HaHw0?si=PMiNC1iL-hdN3j1l

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2023 10:13 AM (vFG9F)

185 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (CsUN+)
++++
Their scripts are written by someone. Whether their scripts were written by "journalists" or by AI systems that are infected with the same mind virus as their creators, the outcomes will be more alike than different.

Geez, guys, I did say a "small" ray of hope. Throw me a bone, here.

Perhaps the AI will rise up.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:13 AM (CsUN+)

186 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.
____

Could have programmed a larger rack on the female AI reporter. Just sayin'

Posted by: Obligatory at December 13, 2023 10:13 AM (fs1hN)

187 That only works for so long.
-- Zombie Charles I
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (JrojV)

Did someone say blow off?

Posted by: Cummala Hairyass at December 13, 2023 10:14 AM (QBaJw)

188 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023

***
They don't have drinking problems either!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

189 >>I submit that if the Dead's "Ripple" was written and performed by Little Feat, the Band, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, etc. it would be viewed completely differently and likely accepted as one of the better folkish/Americana songs of the time.

I agree. Also the name of my buddies Regulator.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 10:14 AM (ZLI7S)

190 Hunter said, "My father was not FINANCIALLY involved in my businesses..." Posted by: Gref

This sure looks like a veiled admission that old Joe was involved in Hunter's business up to his eyeballs in all other aspects except financially which is undefined. I take financially in this case to mean he wasn't writing the checks that ended up in his bank account(s).

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:15 AM (RUkY9)

191 They don't have drinking problems either!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

Not cool, bruh.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at December 13, 2023 10:15 AM (9UlRk)

192 Geez, guys, I did say a "small" ray of hope. Throw me a bone, here.

Perhaps the AI will rise up.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:13 AM (CsUN+)
++++
LOL

If the current crops of AIs "rose up," the only difference would be that things get less competent. Otherwise, everything would remain exactly as honest and informed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:15 AM (zxP/x)

193 Fake news read to you by fake people. The internet is dead.

Posted by: Just like Trump said at December 13, 2023 10:15 AM (NBVIP)

194 Get the AI to do the actual investigative reporting and research, instead of merely simming talking heads, then you'd have something.

Posted by: The Smell Of The gp, The Roar Of The Crowd at December 13, 2023 10:15 AM (MvF+J)

195 57 They look more like paddles than guns.
Posted by: huerfano at December 13, 2023 09:36 AM (Q4KYm)

Use them faster -- I hear banjos!
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 09:41 AM (+cH+C)

LOL Doof!

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:15 AM (ANXUW)

196 They don't have drinking problems either!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
++++
They also don't murder their interns or rape their assistants. Or rub taint-juice on random dudes in bars.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:16 AM (zxP/x)

197

Planet of the Apes, Gaza.

"Monkeys discovered on roof of building in Gaza...One of the teams was walking in two columns and then one of the soldiers said he saw something; but it wasn't humans, it was monkeys," according to a soldier in the battalion. "The commander responded to that soldier: 'Listen, we've been here for two weeks. Have you started hallucinating?'"

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:16 AM (V13WU)

198 FWIW, I don't care for the Dead much at all, but I recognize that as a heck of a tune.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:16 AM (kIrFD)

199 National Horse Day?

Anybody know Sarah Jessica Parker's address so I can send her a card?

Posted by: Michael Mann at December 13, 2023 10:16 AM (JrojV)

200 D.C. was where Lowell George died. Loved that band. Lowell was one of Zappa's picks.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (iDpzk)

That fat fuck could eat that's for sure. I seem to recall a story where he ate 4 pizzas one afternoon just for shits and grins.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (mQ8ar)

201 "Monkeys discovered on roof of building in Gaza...One of the teams was walking in two columns and then one of the soldiers said he saw something; but it wasn't humans, it was monkeys," according to a soldier in the battalion. "The commander responded to that soldier: 'Listen, we've been here for two weeks. Have you started hallucinating?'"
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:16 AM (V13WU)
++++
LOL.

I wonder where the monkeys came from.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (zxP/x)

202 "...At that point, the soldier insisted that it was indeed monkeys on the roof of one of the buildings. "We raised our heads and saw these monkeys walking around. We returned to our position and continued to observe. There is a group of monkeys here that have taken over a house, appearing in the window and on the balcony," the soldier said."

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (V13WU)

203 144 mortars
Posted by: BignJame

They could be a real pestlence to the opposing forces.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:03 AM (JrojV)

They were usually only used by a force besieging a fort or fortified position. Mortars could 'drop' their shell over the walls and ramparts, making troops and material behind the walls and in the rear vulnerable.. Unlike cannon which had a fairly flat trajectory. Mortars were rarely used in infantry and cavalry battles. They took a fair amount of time to emplace. They were mounted on flat, heavy platforms, not on wheeled carriages like field cannon. This meant they also took time to move, time the users may not have if their side retreats.

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (5fDan)

204 "My father had nothing to do with the physical writing of the 10K statements."

"Well, Biden had nothing to do with Hunter's businesses. That settles it. Old news."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (GBKbO)

205 Planet of the Apes, Gaza.

"Monkeys discovered on roof of building in Gaza...One of the teams was walking in two columns and then one of the soldiers said he saw something; but it wasn't humans, it was monkeys," according to a soldier in the battalion. "The commander responded to that soldier: 'Listen, we've been here for two weeks. Have you started hallucinating?'"

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:16 AM (V13WU)

Damn dirty Apes! Hamas or Monkeys? You decide.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (gmo/4)

206 I seem to recall a story where he ate 4 pizzas one afternoon just for shits and grins.

--

Not in that order.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (kIrFD)

207 Off, sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (JrojV)

208 I wonder where the monkeys came from.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (zxP/x)

local zoo

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (V13WU)

209 Chimptifada

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:18 AM (9UlRk)

210 *rips muffled fart*

Posted by: Horseface asshole John Kerry at December 13, 2023 10:18 AM (R4t5M)

211 I wonder where the monkeys came from.

--

There was a storm nearby and lightning hit a mud puddle.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:18 AM (kIrFD)

212 > The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess.

Blow dryer manufacturers hardest hit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:18 AM (W5ArC)

213 Those monkeys were only playing around. They were recess monkeys.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (JrojV)

214 88 I know this image. Never try to make a fancy box kite from scratch.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 13, 2023 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

; )

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (ANXUW)

215 local zoo
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (V13WU)
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That's my immediate guess, too, but does Gaza have a zoo?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (zxP/x)

216 The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess.

THERE IS ONLY ONE MAX HEADROOM. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

217 >>FWIW, I don't care for the Dead much at all, but I recognize that as a heck of a tune.

I hear that a lot, mostly from people who didn't actually listen to their music. Then they will hear a song like Ripple and say "Well I don't really like the Dead but this song is great!". Lots of great songs, particularly during their acoustic years imho.

Nobody really like the drums part of the concerts. That's when we did other things. But their concerts were legendary.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

218 Those monkeys were only playing around. They were recess monkeys.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (JrojV)
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BOOOOOOO!

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (zxP/x)

219 Or... Alligator Beaten to Death with Golf Club.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Soupy Sales at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (FjYaO)

220 That's my immediate guess, too, but does Gaza have a zoo?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (zxP/x)

From what I can tell, all of Gaza is a zoo.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (gmo/4)

221 Those monkeys were only playing around. They were recess monkeys.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

For the Win!

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (RUkY9)

222 > They were mounted on flat, heavy platforms, not on wheeled carriages like field cannon.

From what I've heard, you don't want to be the guy who gets stuck humpin' that base plate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (W5ArC)

223 I wonder where the monkeys came from.

War brides?

Posted by: PabloD at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (2k6I6)

224 I like it & would hang this 1954 painting along with Lawrence's Victory and Defeat, 1955.

Not familiar with the artist, Jacob Lawrence, went to Met Museum dot org and found, 'Reckoning with American History in Jacob Lawrence’s “Struggle.”

It begins, "In this 1968 interview, Lawrence discusses the importance of centering Black contributions to U.S. history."

Further, "Lawrence was one of the first African American artists to gain broad recognition within the segregated art world of the 1940s, and he is renowned for his serialized projects, including “The Migration of the Negro” (1940–41) and “War Series” (1946–47), among other works. While The Met neglected so many talented artists of color throughout the twentieth century, the Museum was an early collector of Lawrence’s work, having acquired Pool Parlor in 1942, a gouache on paper that depicts a bustling Harlem bar."

Thank you

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (GshMh)

225 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Weird art. And did someone say monkey? Gonna be a weird day at the AOS.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (W/lyH)

226
From what I can tell, all of Gaza is a zoo.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023

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No, zoos are well-controlled, with the animals kept to their cages or enclosures. Gaza seems more like a prison break or riot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

227 There were always songs i'd hear and like, but never knew who they were by. Then I'd find out later who they were, and it was almost always either the Dead or The Band.

And i don't even like weed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (9UlRk)

228 I wonder where the monkeys came from.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (zxP/x)

If I understand the theory correctly, they evolved millions of years after the Palestinians.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (QBaJw)

229 I wonder where the monkeys came from.

War brides?
Posted by: PabloD at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (2k6I6)
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Rough

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (zxP/x)

230 Nothing about this painting makes me think the trip to VF

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (Jgixc)

231 > That's my immediate guess, too, but does Gaza have a zoo?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (zxP/x)

It's animal...
Livin' in a human zoo.
Animal...
The shit that they toss to you.

Posted by: AC/DC at December 13, 2023 10:22 AM (W5ArC)

232 107 From The Met entry:

"When General George Washington failed to recapture Philadelphia from the British in 1777, he led the Continental army in retreat to an encampment in Valley Forge, northwest of the city. In this panel, Lawrence explores the toll that these military setbacks and the brutal winter took upon the American troops during their six-month stay. The bandaged and bloodied figures in the background--framed by the discarded bayonets--turn away from the symbol of their violent defeat, a valuable warhorse, respectfully covered as its lifeblood slips away. In its emphatic finality, Lawrence's one-word title reinforces this low point in the war."
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at December 13, 2023 09:53 AM (yh31E)

This helps A LOT!

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:22 AM (ANXUW)

233 Chilled monkey brains are a traditional Gazan dish.

Posted by: The Smell Of The gp, The Roar Of The Crowd at December 13, 2023 10:22 AM (MvF+J)

234 If I understand the theory correctly, they evolved millions of years after the Palestinians.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:21 AM (QBaJw)
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Damn.

The horde is being awfully mean this morning!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:22 AM (zxP/x)

235 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess.

Have we crossed the uncanny valley? You literally can not believe your own eyes now.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (nfrXX)

236 Lightning struck a monkey puddle.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (kIrFD)

237 Got my monthly staff meeting coming up in about a half an hour. Debating whether to call my mechanic now or later to see if his time machine is fixed.

Well, that's what he called it. I suspect he meant "timing" machine. But the other is more fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

238 At the rate we're going, we'll have a Letterman-style "Top 10" list of where the Gaza monkeys came from!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (zxP/x)

239 How can you tell Hamas from a monkey?

The both live in and fling shit wherever they go.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

240 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (9gDA7)

241 Seems they do have a zoo. I just checked wiki (yes, I know). There was a Gaza Zoo that closed in 2016 but a private one was still open--Marah Land Zoo in Gaza City. That one had monkeys among other animals.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 13, 2023 10:24 AM (I5U35)

242 Bloodgun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:24 AM (9gDA7)

243 One of my brothers used to tell a story about an elderly Sunday-School teacher in our church. He came into class one Sunday morning and was talking about North-Vietnamese guerillas.

Except he thought they were "gorillas," and wondered how anyone had trained them to conduct military operations.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:24 AM (JrojV)

244 I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at December 13, 2023 10:24 AM (W5ArC)

245 How can you tell Hamas from a monkey?

The both live in and fling shit wherever they go.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

.... there's a minute chance the monkey might be using a tool.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:24 AM (9UlRk)

246 local zoo
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (V13WU)
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That's my immediate guess, too, but does Gaza have a zoo?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (zxP/x)

yes, even Kabul had a zoo. apparently many animals were stolen , transported via Egypt ..through the tunnels ! then there is a story of painted donkeys that were passed off as Zebras !

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (V13WU)

247 Are they beating that dead horse or are they just all dead......

Bad art. Makes no sense.

0/10

Would not hang.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (9gDA7)

248 Those monkeys were only playing around. They were recess monkeys.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (JrojV)

It's all fun and games, until it becomes Planet of the Apes:

http://tinyurl.com/4b9pynvr

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (QBaJw)

249 Except he thought they were "gorillas," and wondered how anyone had trained them to conduct military operations.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:24 AM (JrojV)
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Secret Soviet "super soldier" program, of course.

It's the same way we got Hillary Clinton. She was the result of insane Soviet experiments to create human-hyena hybrids for combat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (zxP/x)

250 Got my monthly staff meeting coming up in about a half an hour. Debating whether to call my mechanic now or later to see if his time machine is fixed.

Well, that's what he called it. I suspect he meant "timing" machine. But the other is more fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Pants! Remember you have to wear pants to these meetings.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (RUkY9)

251 200 D.C. was where Lowell George died. Loved that band. Lowell was one of Zappa's picks.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (iDpzk)

That fat fuck could eat that's for sure. I seem to recall a story where he ate 4 pizzas one afternoon just for shits and grins.
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Pizza Inn used to have an all you can eat buffet. My cousin and I used to see how much we could eat. The secret is not to drink the iced tea.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (ahKaX)

252 242 Bloodgun
______

We prefer LoveGun

Posted by: Kiss at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (fs1hN)

253 There used to be a zoo in Israel that tried to have one of every kind of animal mentioned in the Hebrew Bible.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (JrojV)

254 Guerillas/Gorillas - Huge difference, Captain Ron.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

255 AI news anchors, somewhere Michael Crichton is saying "I warned you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (ZsBko)

256 222 > They were mounted on flat, heavy platforms, not on wheeled carriages like field cannon.

From what I've heard, you don't want to be the guy who gets stuck humpin' that base plate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:20 AM (W5ArC)

Nope! You'd be humpin' as much wood as in 3 or more railroad ties, depending on the diameter of the mortar's bore.

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (5fDan)

257 Most of the so-called newz readers have big heads (egos) and I'd suggest they are not 'all in' on having AI take over their jobs. I expect this sort of thing to fade away, quietly.

Same for actors. Same for musicians.

I'd say the same thing for politicians, but... *biden.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (Q4IgG)

258 Maybe Hamas is taking a page from Zod's play book and trying to create a cavalry troop of primates on bath salts.

Posted by: PabloD at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (2k6I6)

259 It's the same way we got Hillary Clinton. She was the result of insane Soviet experiments to create human-hyena hybrids for combat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (zxP/x)

Sounds like the Duma got over-charged for that project.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (9UlRk)

260 I hear that a lot, mostly from people who didn't actually listen to their music. Then they will hear a song like Ripple and say "Well I don't really like the Dead but this song is great!"

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A long time ago I dated a girl that was really into them and Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. Listened to tons of that stuff because of obvious reasons. I wouldn't change the channel if it came on now, but I don't really seek it out.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (kIrFD)

261 Sounds like the Duma got over-charged for that project.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (9UlRk)
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Looks pretty successful from where I'm sitting...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (zxP/x)

262 179 It's amazing that the left, after years of careful rhetorical work trying to separate Zionism from anti-Semitism, has thrown up its collective hands (claws?) and said, "F*ck it! We hate kikes and we are proud!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (gSZYf)

Of course, when they said it, it was a rhyming chant. They can't say anything without it being a rhyming chant.

Posted by: XTC at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (sm6Pk)

263
We prefer LoveGun
Posted by: Kiss at December 13, 2023 10:25 AM (fs1hN)

In a sick, perverted, child molestation sort of way......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (9gDA7)

264 Pants! Remember you have to wear pants to these meetings.
Posted by: Lost in Space

"Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants"

Funny late MST3K skit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (JrojV)

265 I've been through the Sinai on an ass with no name,
It felt good to get out of the rain....

Posted by: Horseface asshole John Kerry at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (R4t5M)

266 Bath Salt Gorilla Cavalry > Rooftop Hash Chimp Snipers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (9UlRk)

267 We're too busy singing to put anybody down.

Posted by: Peter Tork at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (NBVIP)

268 The horde is being awfully mean this morning!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:22 AM (zxP/x)

I couldn't help it, it was just sitting right there.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (QBaJw)

269 I hear that a lot, mostly from people who didn't actually listen to their music. Then they will hear a song like Ripple and say "Well I don't really like the Dead but this song is great!". Lots of great songs, particularly during their acoustic years imho.

Nobody really like the drums part of the concerts. That's when we did other things. But their concerts were legendary.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
===

Play "Touch of Grey" again!
-sorority girls at my college

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (RIvkX)

270 255 AI news anchors, somewhere Michael Crichton is saying "I warned you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 10:26 AM (ZsBko)

Don't forget Max Headroom.

Posted by: XTC at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (sm6Pk)

271 143 >>Bets on him making an opening statement then pleading the 5th for the rest of the hearing?

It sounds like he's just made his opening statement in public. He's now saying he showed up for a public hearing not the closed door deposition.

He's basically giving the committee and us the finger.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2023 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)

Can they arrest him?

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (ANXUW)

272 > Pizza Inn used to have an all you can eat buffet.

Shakey's used to have that, too.

Sadly, they're long gone, at least from this area.

Shakey got his nickname because he suffered from recurrent malaria that he'd acquired in the South Pacific in WWII. He'd shiver and shake any time he got an attack.

In those days, men were proud of blunt nicknames like that, even to the extent of naming their businesses using them.

Nowadays they'd be "offended".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:28 AM (W5ArC)

273 I have an hour long interview on the radio today where I get asked a lot of questions about why I write poetry crap like that. I hope I sober up by then.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:28 AM (RUkY9)

274 Can they arrest him?
Posted by: m

It seems that would require balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (R4t5M)

275 In a sick, perverted, child molestation sort of way......
______

Kiss was into that? I had no idea

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (fs1hN)

276 Can they arrest him?
Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (ANXUW)
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LOL

Posted by: The Capitol Police at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (zxP/x)

277 It's amazing that the left, after years of careful rhetorical work trying to separate Zionism from anti-Semitism, has thrown up its collective hands (claws?) and said, "F*ck it! We hate kikes and we are proud!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (gSZYf)
===

Rich, lib cousins are coming for Chanukah tonight and Imma use this.

Menorah time gonna be LIT!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (RIvkX)

278 Bad news. The two unicorns we picked are gay.

Posted by: One of Noah's sons at December 13, 2023 10:30 AM (NBVIP)

279 Does anyone know the etymology of "k*ke?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:30 AM (JrojV)

280 My wife is a Dead Head. Never really liked them. Its more of a cult than a band. I remember spending $3 for a Dead album and being very, very disappointed. Jerry's leads are all the same.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:30 AM (ahKaX)

281 > In a sick, perverted, child molestation sort of way......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (9gDA7)

Stray Cat Blues.

Somehow it seems a lot creepier to sing a song about banging 15-year-olds when you're 80.

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (W5ArC)

282 Rich, lib cousins are coming for Chanukah tonight and Imma use this.

Menorah time gonna be LIT!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Hide the fire extinguishers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (R4t5M)

283 Menorah time gonna be LIT!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (JrojV)

284 Maybe we need a law that requires all AI generated human images to have a big "H" on their foreheads like Arnold Rimmer.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (nfrXX)

285 Rimmer? Barely met her!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (ZsBko)

286 Hide the fire extinguishers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (R4t5M)
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No way. Have you ever seen Mrs. F. breathe fire??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:32 AM (RIvkX)

287 In school, Arnold Rimmer would never have a moments peace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:33 AM (R4t5M)

288 Mortars where the bigger guns, a coehorn was a small Mortar which could be moved by hand

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 10:33 AM (Jgixc)

289 One story is that illiterate Jewish immigrants at Ellis Island didn't want to sign with an "X", because that was a type of cross, so they used an "O" instead. Circle is "kikel" in Yiddish.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:33 AM (W5ArC)

290 No way. Have you ever seen Mrs. F. breathe fire??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Any other businesses shut down recently around you?

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:33 AM (RUkY9)

291 159 This is the future of "The News". The AI-generated "anchors" are astonishingly good. If you didn't know they weren't real, you'd never guess. Best of all, none of them have Journalism degrees, so maybe there's a small ray of hope that they'll be less biased than the current crop.

http://tinyurl.com/mr43k32h
Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 10:07 AM (CsUN+)

Weird stuff.

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:33 AM (ANXUW)

292 12 days of Christmas...is today the first day?

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

293 Got my monthly staff meeting coming up in about a half an hour. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Pants! Remember you have to wear pants to these meetings.
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023

***
I'd get cold in here if I sat around without pants.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

294 It's amazing that the left, after years of careful rhetorical work trying to separate Zionism from anti-Semitism, has thrown up its collective hands (claws?) and said, "F*ck it! We hate kikes and we are proud!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:11 AM (gSZYf)
===

Rich, lib cousins are coming for Chanukah tonight and Imma use this.

Menorah time gonna be LIT!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (RIvkX)

The real crime against humanity is convincing Jews themselves that Zionism is something other than antisemitism, and that "It's ok to criticism Israel!" . OKAY. Then why is every criticism of Israel is at the expense of Israel itself ? ask them that ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:34 AM (V13WU)

295 In those days, men were proud of blunt nicknames like that, even to the extent of naming their businesses using them.

Nowadays they'd be "offended".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:28 AM (W5ArC)

Yeah, knew a guy they called "Earthquake". He had a shaky hand and the fun part was yelling "Toast" at the local bar, and having him lift his glass and spill wine all over. Good times. Everyone Loved that guy. He laughed with the rest of us.

Posted by: Joey Bag a' Donuts at December 13, 2023 10:34 AM (FjYaO)

296 Just don't try to use your thigh with a Japanese 'knee' mortar .

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 10:35 AM (ZsBko)

297 *anti-ZIOnism , sorry

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:35 AM (V13WU)

298 12 days of Christmas...is today the first day?
Posted by: BignJames

No. The Twelve Days start on Christmas and end on Epiphany.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:35 AM (JrojV)

299 *note to self, when rant, check before post

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:35 AM (V13WU)

300 Anti-Zionism seems to imply that it's against everything that is Zionist.

Sort of how if you're anti-American, you hate everything about America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

301 The real crime against humanity is convincing Jews themselves that Zionism is something other than antisemitism, and that "It's ok to criticism Israel!" . OKAY. Then why is every criticism of Israel is at the expense of Israel itself ? ask them that ?
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This is proof that Judaism has Crazy Quakers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (ahKaX)

302 OT: Called my mechanic. He's still stuck without his timing machine; he's going to try and fix it, or maybe order a new one. As for the shop his brother-in-law runs, I could take the wheels there, but he thinks they don't have a waiting room, and the area, while nice, does not have a diner or coffee shop close by where I could hang out. So I think I'd do better to wait until next week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

303 Somehow it seems a lot creepier to sing a song about banging 15-year-olds when you're 80.

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at December 13, 2023 10:31 AM (W5ArC)

Just put the word "she" in your song, they'll never know it's about banging rough boys.

Posted by: Pete Townsend at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (QBaJw)

304 Play "Touch of Grey" again!
-sorority girls at my college

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (RIvkX)

Shoot me now!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (gSZYf)

305 12 days of Christmas...is today the first day?
Posted by: BignJames

IIRC Christmas Day is the first day.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (RUkY9)

306 One story is that illiterate Jewish immigrants at Ellis Island didn't want to sign with an "X", because that was a type of cross, so they used an "O" instead. Circle is "kikel" in Yiddish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (JrojV)

307 Harvard Covered Up a Secret Plagiarism Probe into President Claudine Gay During Anti-Semitism Storm — Threatened The NY Post

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Harvard is like the Mafia except without the good food.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)

308 Just remembered, in the new Napoleon Fantasy movie, Cossacks attack the French on their trip in to Moscow and use coehorn mortars.

Doubt that ever happened

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (Jgixc)

309 I wonder where the monkeys came from.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:17 AM (zxP/x)
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The castle in the west.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (PTdof)

310 Play "Touch of Grey" again!
-sorority girls at my college
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (RIvkX)
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See Also: Freebird

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (zxP/x)

311 296 Just don't try to use your thigh with a Japanese 'knee' mortar .
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That would hurt. The Brits had an anti-tank weapon you didn't want to fire, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (ahKaX)

312 One story is that illiterate Jewish immigrants at Ellis Island didn't want to sign with an "X", because that was a type of cross, so they used an "O" instead. Circle is "kikel" in Yiddish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 10:33 AM (W5ArC)

I am always astounded at the the amount of knowledge the Horde can put on you. Amazing.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (hEv4o)

313 PIAT?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (ZsBko)

314 This is proof that Judaism has Crazy Quakers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (ahKaX)

more like Scoptsy...

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:38 AM (V13WU)

315 12 days of Christmas...is today the first day?
Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

Pretty sure the count starts on and after.

And yes, the song is all about birds. Every. Freakin'. Line.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:38 AM (QBaJw)

316 The Dead are the living manifestation of perseverance.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:38 AM (ahKaX)

317 112 Syracuse ‘Pro-Palestine’ Students Protest Jerry Seinfeld, Who is Jewish, Comedy Show
They hate that Seinfeld is not apologetic about being Jewish and supporting Israel.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
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SUP Nazis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:54 AM (PTdof)

Would that we were bold enough to say this.

Posted by: m at December 13, 2023 10:39 AM (ANXUW)

318 And yes, the song is all about birds. Every. Freakin'. Line.
Posted by: BurtTC

The worst Christmas song until "The Little Drummer Boy" came along.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:39 AM (JrojV)

319 See Also: Freebird
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:37 AM (zxP/x)
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I used the lyrics in the photo layout of our high school yearbook.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (RIvkX)

320 Being forced to attend a three hour training presented by lawyers about a subject which doesn't actually impact your job should be considered a crime against humanity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (1Z8zZ)

321 One story is that illiterate Jewish immigrants at Ellis Island didn't want to sign with an "X", because that was a type of cross, so they used an "O" instead. Circle is "kikel" in Yiddish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023

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Wouldn't that require the clerk to know Yiddish, for him to say, "Here comes another of those 'kikel' people"? Maybe if some of the immigrants muttered "kikel" under their breath as they signed, the clerk would hear that and think they were referring to themselves?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (J2vNu)

322 Syracuse ‘Pro-Palestine’ Students Protest Jerry Seinfeld, Who is Jewish, Comedy Show
They hate that Seinfeld is not apologetic about being Jewish and supporting Israel.
Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
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Seinfeld is one of the most milquetoast comics ever. If they're protesting *him* then nobody stands a chance.

Remember about ten years or so ago when Chris Rock said he didn't like doing colleges anymore because they're "too conservative?" He meant "puritanical" - and he was right. It's depraved for of puritanism, but that doesn't change what it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (zxP/x)

323 Menorah time gonna be LIT!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (RIvkX)

Most of my relatives are being rapidly converted to reality, and the ones who aren't seem to be keeping their stupid traps shut around me.

Because the food at my house is good, and if they make any moral equivalence noises they will be persona non grata.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (gSZYf)

324 Syracuse ‘Pro-Palestine’ Students Protest Jerry Seinfeld, Who is Jewish, Comedy Show
They hate that Seinfeld is not apologetic about being Jewish and supporting Israel.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
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SUP Nazis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 09:54 AM (PTdof)

Would that we were bold enough to say this.
Posted by: m

I can't wait until it comes down to booger hooking the bang switch. A lot of people are going to be in for an admittedly short, rude awakening.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:41 AM (9/MK9)

325 The worst Christmas song until "The Little Drummer Boy" came along.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:39 AM (JrojV)

Until George Michael entered the chat, and made a song about banging dudes in rest stop men's rooms on Christmas, and laments the fact that he hasn't yet found love, but hopes to this year!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:41 AM (QBaJw)

326 Play "Touch of Grey" again!
-sorority girls at my college

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2023 10:27 AM (RIvkX)

Shoot me now!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:36 AM (gSZYf)

Applies when hearing anything from the Dead

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:41 AM (+cH+C)

327 322 Seinfeld is one of the most milquetoast comics ever. If they're protesting *him* then nobody stands a chance.

Remember about ten years or so ago when Chris Rock said he didn't like doing colleges anymore because they're "too conservative?" He meant "puritanical" - and he was right. It's depraved for of puritanism, but that doesn't change what it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (zxP/x)

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I think Rock said that in response to Seinfeld saying he wasn't going to do college shows anymore. Seinfeld's been checked out of the new generation for a while, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

328 Much too fat and a little too long.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 10:42 AM (63Dwl)

329 Vice Arabic Article Defended Hamas Massacre, Called It "Within International Law"

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I don't believe this. I mean, if Gaza had a jungle, I guess the law of the jungle could apply but no jungle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

330 Hunter Biden's plan: if the facts are against you argue the law,, and if the law is against you argue the politics. Plus have your Dad's DOJ bury the whole thing.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:43 AM (RUkY9)

331 In other news, Vice apparently still exists

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:43 AM (9UlRk)

332 329 Vice Arabic Article Defended Hamas Massacre, Called It "Within International Law"

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I don't believe this. I mean, if Gaza had a jungle, I guess the law of the jungle could apply but no jungle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

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"But we're not anti-Semitic."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

333
Kiss was into that? I had no idea
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2023 10:29 AM (fs1hN)

Go listen to Christine Sixteen then LoveGun and tell me what you think......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:43 AM (9gDA7)

334 The worst Christmas song until "The Little Drummer Boy" came along.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:39 AM (JrojV)

Hello?

Posted by: 12 Days of Christmas at December 13, 2023 10:43 AM (FjYaO)

335 Hunter Biden Ditches Deposition, Instead Gives Capitol Hill Speech Claiming Joe Biden 'Not Involved' In Business

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

336 I think Rock said that in response to Seinfeld saying he wasn't going to do college shows anymore. Seinfeld's been checked out of the new generation for a while, it seems.
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This all started when teh wymynz took down Andrew Dice Clay. Fucking harpies, they are.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:44 AM (ahKaX)

337 I don't believe this. I mean, if Gaza had a jungle, I guess the law of the jungle could apply but no jungle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Law of the Jungle was honorable. Baloo wouldn't put up with HamAss' shit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:44 AM (JrojV)

338 The worst Christmas song until "The Little Drummer Boy" came along.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:39 AM (JrojV)

Hello?
Posted by: 12 Days of Christmas

That was precisely the song I was referring to.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:44 AM (JrojV)

339 Hunter Biden moves the goalposts again: "My father was not financially involved in my business"

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

340 Seinfeld is one of the most milquetoast comics ever. If they're protesting *him* then nobody stands a chance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:40 AM (zxP/x)

I saw him several times before he got his teevee show. He was always observational, and never what you'd call edgy, but certainly had his finger on the pulse, and was uproariously funny.

Could be worse, instead of going vanilla, he could have turned into Carlin, who before it was all said and done, was just a bitter old lefty, spewing bile and hatred on stage.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (QBaJw)

341 The apes must die.

Posted by: Eric Braden at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (ufFY8)

342 The worst Christmas song until "The Little Drummer Boy" came along.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Well, we know the Little Drummer Boy wasn't black because if he were, he wouldn't be a boy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (FVME7)

343
Applies when hearing anything from the Dead
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:41 AM (+cH+C)

Was at a local bar last night and it was trivia night. The trivia guy asked a question, then fired off a song for the 2 minutes you had to turn in your answer. It was The Cranberries, at which I declared were I armed at the time, I'd shoot his speakers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (9gDA7)

344 This all started when teh wymynz took down Andrew Dice Clay.

I always loved his line from Ford Fairlane:

"So many assholes, so few bullets."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (JrojV)

345 My father was not financially involved in my business"
Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

"It technically wasn't my business, i was just on the board."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (9UlRk)

346 The worst Christmas song until "The Little Drummer Boy" came along.

I'm right here ya know.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (nfrXX)

347 And yes, the song is all about birds. Every. Freakin'. Line.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:38 AM (QBaJw)

For something completely different -- try to unhear this version of "Deck the Halls", to the tune of Black Sabbath's "War Pigs"...

https://youtu.be/fK5OFwaOetQ

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (+cH+C)

348 Is there a definitive metal version of Silent Night? I have some neighbors with rat dogs that bark all night long.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (RUkY9)

349 The Sugar Plum Fairy music is incredibly annoying.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (ufFY8)

350 Hunter Biden skips after his lawyer demanded it to "prevent selective leaks, manipulated transcripts, doctored exhibits, or one-sided press statements."

.. you mean that stuff the Jan-6 Committee did ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

351
Well, we know the Little Drummer Boy wasn't black because if he were, he wouldn't be a boy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (FVME7)

Male vagina Lebron James was recorded accosting a fan on the sidelines who DARED to use the word 'boy' towards him.

"You can't just throw that word around like that...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (9gDA7)

352 Speaking of dead comedians, I have tried watching Norm's "standup" routine he posted, recorded not long before, and posted not long after he died.

He's just doing his act in front of a camera. It doesn't work without an audience. He would have known that better than anyone.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (QBaJw)

353 ...a bitter old lefty, spewing bile and hatred on stage.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (QBaJw)

So, differing from his audience solely by being on the stage?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (1Z8zZ)

354 was just a bitter old lefty, spewing bile and hatred on stage.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (QBaJw)

Carlin decided one day he'd become a Bill Hicks impersonator

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (9UlRk)

355 Vice Arabic Article Defended Hamas Massacre, Called It "Within International Law"

Please point to anywhere in international law that condones beheading babies.

Because I'm going to copy that down and carry it in my wallet. Sauce - Goose = Gander.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (9/MK9)

356 That was precisely the song I was referring to.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:44 AM (JrojV)

Guess I should read the comments.

Posted by: 12 Days of Christmas at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (FjYaO)

357 And yes, the song is all about birds. Every. Freakin'. Line.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:38 AM (QBaJw)
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I say, good day, sir!

Posted by: Ten Lords A-Leaping at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (ScR16)

358 Was at a local bar last night and it was trivia night. The trivia guy asked a question, then fired off a song for the 2 minutes you had to turn in your answer. It was The Cranberries, at which I declared were I armed at the time, I'd shoot his speakers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (9gDA7)

Understandable.

Did I tell you that I now host Classic Rock Trivia at a local brewery once a month? It's super fun -- and they actually pay me!!!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (+cH+C)

359 Hunter Biden moves the goalposts again: "My father was not financially involved in my business"
Posted by: SMOD

Odds on translation: Joe didn't write the laundered bribery payment checks.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:48 AM (RUkY9)

360 Is there a definitive metal version of Silent Night? I have some neighbors with rat dogs that bark all night long.
Posted by: Lost in Space

A metal version of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" could be pretty good. And I'm not a fan of metal. But if any carol would seem to lend itself to that genre, it would be that one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:48 AM (JrojV)

361 "As conditions of release, prosecutors and defense attorneys agreed Emerson would stay away from all drugs and alcohol, get mental health care, and keep at least 30 feet away from an operable plane."
Update on the Pilot Who Tried to Bring Down Alaska Airlines Plane With 83 People on Board

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Well, I feel safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7)

362 Male vagina Lebron James was recorded accosting a fan on the sidelines who DARED to use the word 'boy' towards him.

"You can't just throw that word around like that...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (9gDA7)

Boy howdy!...I'm sorry....

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2023 10:48 AM (AwYPR)

363 I guess we can criticize ghey parades in Jerusalem of all places, and basic stuff that any democracy goes through, same as here, but what I am talking about is more on the foreign, political, policy and military fronts.

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (V13WU)

364 I know that a number of people are former football fans, and don't watch it nowadays, but I thought this was a nice story about a football player who despite the big salary just seems like a hard working Italian American young person who plays for the Giants and still lives at home with his intact family:

http://tinyurl.com/2r2tu6xa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (hDA2f)

365 Male vagina Lebron James was recorded accosting a fan on the sidelines who DARED to use the word 'boy' towards him.

"You can't just throw that word around like that...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (9gDA7)

Call him 'girl'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (1Z8zZ)

366 Kid Rock says we've made our point and it's time to drink Bud Light again.

Dana White says if you're an actual American Patriot, you'll drink Bud Light.

Were I on X, I'd tell them both it would be real easy to regain some customers if Bud Light would simply apologize for shoving the tranny cock down our throat. Until they do that, they can gag on the tranny cock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (9gDA7)

367 The Sugar Plum Fairy music is incredibly annoying.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Agreed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (JrojV)

368 For something completely different -- try to unhear this version of "Deck the Halls", to the tune of Black Sabbath's "War Pigs"...

https://youtu.be/fK5OFwaOetQ
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (+cH+C)

Doesn't really work when the genzee dude with a beard like a trannie sticks his face in the camera and smiles at it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (QBaJw)

369 A metal version of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" could be pretty good. And I'm not a fan of metal. But if any carol would seem to lend itself to that genre, it would be that one.
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Let's ask Jethro Tull what he thinks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (ahKaX)

370 And yes, the song is all about birds. Every. Freakin'. Line.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:38 AM (QBaJw)

Fiiiiiiiiive gold-en riiiings

Posted by: spindrift at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (B/KRV)

371
Did I tell you that I now host Classic Rock Trivia at a local brewery once a month? It's super fun -- and they actually pay me!!!
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:47 AM (+cH+C)

No! How fitting....

that's awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (9gDA7)

372 You can't just throw that word around like that...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:46 AM (9gDA7)

Call him 'girl'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (1Z8zZ)

Little bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (R4t5M)

373 I saw him several times before he got his teevee show. He was always observational, and never what you'd call edgy, but certainly had his finger on the pulse, and was uproariously funny.

Could be worse, instead of going vanilla, he could have turned into Carlin, who before it was all said and done, was just a bitter old lefty, spewing bile and hatred on stage.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:45 AM (QBaJw)
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Not being "edgy" is not necessarily a bad thing. Not being "edgy" is also a great way to have lots and lots venues open to you. That's my point. He isn't "edgy" and never has been - but the venues are still closed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (zxP/x)

374 Halford III: Winter Songs.

Rob Halford of Judas Priest performing outstanding hard rock versions of traditional non-secular Christmas songs.

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (+cH+C)

375 Guess I should read the comments.

Wut?!

Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (nfrXX)

376 The Sugar Plum Fairy music is incredibly annoying.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

*"It's A Small World After All" has entered the chat.

*I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing is warming up the pipes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (9/MK9)

377 Is there a definitive metal version of Silent Night? I have some neighbors with rat dogs that bark all night long.
Posted by: Lost in Space
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Steeleye Span did a rockin' version of "Good King Wenceslas."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (ScR16)

378 Did I tell you that I now host Classic Rock Trivia at a local brewery once a month? It's super fun -- and they actually pay me!!!
Posted by: Doof

I used to be a regular at Trivia Night at the Mucky Duck in Monterey in the mid 90s. Loved it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (JrojV)

379 Were I on X, I'd tell them both it would be real easy to regain some customers if Bud Light would simply apologize for shoving the tranny cock down our throat. Until they do that, they can gag on the tranny cock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (9gDA7)

They're not going to do that. They're going to make camo cans, talk about how much they love the Veterans, and get their previous spokes whores to whore for them, by throwing shedloads of money at them.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (QBaJw)

380 Rather abstract. Would not hang.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (XeU6L)

381 Kid Rock says we've made our point and it's time to drink Bud Light again.

Dana White says if you're an actual American Patriot, you'll drink Bud Light.

One word: Fuck You.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (9/MK9)

382 Was Carlin MOT?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (JrojV)

383
For something completely different -- try to unhear this version of "Deck the Halls", to the tune of Black Sabbath's "War Pigs"...

https://youtu.be/fK5OFwaOetQ
Posted by: Doof

I Am Santa Claus

https://youtu.be/CRW2poUfJ34

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (63Dwl)

384 Was Carlin MOT?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (JrojV)

Lapsed catholic, i think

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (9UlRk)

385 A metal version of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" could be pretty good. And I'm not a fan of metal. But if any carol would seem to lend itself to that genre, it would be that one.

==

Tarja probably has one. Her O Tannenbaum is very good. Her Frosty the Snowman is weird as heck.

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (V13WU)

386 Were I on X, I'd tell them both it would be real easy to regain some customers if Bud Light would simply apologize for shoving the tranny cock down our throat. Until they do that, they can gag on the tranny cock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (9gDA7)
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It's far, far too late for an apology to do anything but make things worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (zxP/x)

387 Kid Rock says we've made our point and it's time to drink Bud Light again.

Dana White says if you're an actual American Patriot, you'll drink Bud Light.

Were I on X, I'd tell them both it would be real easy to regain some customers if Bud Light would simply apologize for shoving the tranny cock down our throat. Until they do that, they can gag on the tranny cock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (9gDA7)

I have spent 29 years not caring what a celebrity said regarding a product. Even if I drank beer I would continue that trend.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (1Z8zZ)

388 "As conditions of release, prosecutors and defense attorneys agreed Emerson would stay away from all drugs and alcohol, get mental health care, and keep at least 30 feet away from an operable plane."
Well, I feel safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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That's just crazy. Now 31 feet would be a different matter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (XeU6L)

389 100 The best way to remove your blood is to use your spit. Your spit has the right enzymes to breakdown your blood.
Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

Hand quilters know this. If you're at a bee and stick yourself, you should ask the owner if it's okay, though.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (KB0Aa)

390 Her Frosty the Snowman is weird as heck.
Posted by: runner

Somebody actually did a string quartet version of that one. Pretty good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (JrojV)

391 Tarja probably has one. Her O Tannenbaum is very good. Her Frosty the Snowman is weird as heck.
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:51 AM (V13WU)
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How did they finally kill Frosty?

Posted by: Calvin at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (ScR16)

392
*"It's A Small World After All" has entered the chat.

*I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing is warming up the pipes.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (9/MK9)

"DO they know it's CHRISTMAS time at all?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (9gDA7)

393 First semester of AMT officially in the books. Now just have to sit here until lunch time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 13, 2023 10:53 AM (CIS44)

394 Mistress for Christmas by AC/DC has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:53 AM (R4t5M)

395 386 Were I on X, I'd tell them both it would be real easy to regain some customers if Bud Light would simply apologize for shoving the tranny cock down our throat. Until they do that, they can gag on the tranny cock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:49 AM (9gDA7)
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It's far, far too late for an apology to do anything but make things worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (zxP/x)

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I seriously doubt either have the kind of pull to do materially positive things for Bud's predicament. Bud Light is going to continue to be the 2/3 shell of what it once was, especially since, I hope, people are discovering that light beer is a complete crock of shit to begin with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

396 Not being "edgy" is not necessarily a bad thing. Not being "edgy" is also a great way to have lots and lots venues open to you. That's my point. He isn't "edgy" and never has been - but the venues are still closed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:50 AM (zxP/x)

Yeah, I get it, I'm not really commenting on the current thing.

Just noting that Seinfeld was once a very good standup comedian. But people get old.

Leno was funny once too. Any number of these guys were, but teevee tends to wring it out of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:53 AM (QBaJw)

397 CLEANUP IN AISLE 5!!!

https://x.com/kann_news/status/1734958226179833950

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (PTdof)

398 How did they finally kill Frosty?
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The used a defroster?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (ahKaX)

399 ++++
It's far, far too late for an apology to do anything but make things worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2023 10:52 AM (zxP/x)

Oh, I agree, but it would be a start in the right direction.....even if I wouldn't drink it regardless. I dislike it tremendously.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (9gDA7)

400 393 First semester of AMT officially in the books. Now just have to sit here until lunch time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 13, 2023 10:53 AM (CIS44)

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Congrats!

Now, celebrate with a giant, irresponsible LEGO purchase.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

401

"I can't wait until it comes down to booger hooking the bang switch."

I'm guessing this has something to do with shooting but I don't know what it means.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (hDA2f)

402 Congrats!

Now, celebrate with a giant, irresponsible LEGO purchase.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, w

I did that on Monday to get the 2x points hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (CIS44)

403 Now just have to sit here until lunch time.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Skip, paging Skip...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (JrojV)

404 Bud Light is the Britney Spears of beer.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (RUkY9)

405 Leno was funny once too. Any number of these guys were, but teevee tends to wring it out of them.
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TeeVee eats material fast. If you are a comedian how fast can you write moar material?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (ahKaX)

406 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (PTdof)

I don't know what they are saying but, the first thing everyone does is take out their cell phone for a vid !

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (V13WU)

407 1 - 877 - KARS-4KIDS!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (ZV+pB)

408 "I can't wait until it comes down to booger hooking the bang switch."

I'm guessing this has something to do with shooting but I don't know what it means.
Posted by: FenelonSpok

Common safety teaching "keep your booger picker off the bang switch!"

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (CIS44)

409 Don't know if this has been mentioned, but Andre Braugher, 61, actor Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Homicide: Life on the Street passed away yesterday/overnight from a brief illness.

Clot shot? No idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (9/MK9)

410 The Monkeys are in Gaza?
I heard Steam was playing down by the power plant.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (W/lyH)

411 https://youtu.be/5ojQWUSxums?feature=shared

Leo Morrachioli, Holly Jolly Christmas

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (ufFY8)

412 For a while there, I guess after Bruce Shitsteen made big money off his Christmas song, everybody started releasing their own, and among the worst is Jackson Browne's, who made a song about how the rebel Jesus would beat up his girlfriend, and try to bring a gun through airport security.

Or something like that. I couldn't listen to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (QBaJw)

413 Because the food at my house is good, and if they make any moral equivalence noises they will be persona non grata.
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The food is terrible! And such small portions!

Posted by: Obligatory at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (fs1hN)

414
Clot shot? No idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (9/MK9)

The odds are in your favor.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (9gDA7)

415 404 Bud Light is the Britney Spears of beer.
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Being tall and thin I never groked the idea of 'light' beer. All American pilsner beer is light to begin with. Hamms has entered the chat. Land of Sky Blue Waters.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (ahKaX)

416 I'm guessing this has something to do with shooting but I don't know what it means.
Posted by: FenelonSpok

Common safety teaching "keep your booger picker off the bang switch!"
Posted by: BruceWayne

Aka, keep your finger off the trigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (9/MK9)

417 Don't know if this has been mentioned, but Andre Braugher, 61, actor Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Homicide: Life on the Street passed away yesterday/overnight from a brief illness.

Clot shot? No idea.
Posted by: rickb223

He def had the shot, it as required to goback to work on the final (awful) season of 9-9. whether this was related who is to say.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (CIS44)

418 Clot shot? No idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (9/MK9)

Early reports were silent on the question of cause.

Which usually means something.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (QBaJw)

419 TeeVee eats material fast. If you are a comedian how fast can you write moar material?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (ahKaX)

And then you have to hire a team... and hiring a team requires that certain quotas are met... for example, a comedy writing team must have - at least - 60% absolutely unfunny people. They must also be put in charge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (1Z8zZ)

420 The Monkeys are in Gaza?
I heard Steam was playing down by the power plant.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (W/lyH)

The Monkees?

I thought there was only one left alive.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:58 AM (9gDA7)

421 a comedy writing team must have - at least - 60% absolutely unfunny people. They must also be put in charge.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (1Z8zZ)

You can say "women". We're all friends here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2023 10:58 AM (9UlRk)

422 The Monkees?

I thought there was only one left alive.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2023 10:58 AM (9gDA7)
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They're easy to ape.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 10:58 AM (PTdof)

423 Looks more like de laundry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 10:58 AM (OAieE)

424 Don't know if this has been mentioned, but Andre Braugher, 61, actor Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Homicide: Life on the Street passed away yesterday/overnight from a brief illness.

Clot shot? No idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2023 10:56 AM (9/MK9)

Maybe although 60+ yo people dying was not unknown in the past.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:59 AM (1Z8zZ)

425 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (PTdof)

Jews stealing UNRWA water pipes again?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:59 AM (gSZYf)

426 Leno was funny once too. Any number of these guys were, but teevee tends to wring it out of them.
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TeeVee eats material fast. If you are a comedian how fast can you write moar material?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (ahKaX)

That's not it though, it's the constant badgering by networks to get you to tone your stuff down, to "appeal" to a mass audience.

I'm in the minority on this, but I thought Seinfeld's earlier seasons were brilliant, and the thing became a caricature of itself as it went on. Until it was unwatchable.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 11:00 AM (QBaJw)

427 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 10:54 AM (PTdof)

Jews stealing UNRWA water pipes again?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2023 10:59 AM (gSZYf)
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That's how we break ground for all of our supermarket tunnels.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 11:00 AM (PTdof)

428 nood JM rant

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 13, 2023 11:00 AM (CIS44)

429 for example, a comedy writing team must have - at least - 60% absolutely unfunny people. They must also be put in charge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 10:57 AM (1Z8zZ)

I have modified that % to 99%, and I have the longest running comedy show in history.

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at December 13, 2023 11:00 AM (gSZYf)

430 I'm in the minority on this, but I thought Seinfeld's earlier seasons were brilliant, and the thing became a caricature of itself as it went on. Until it was unwatchable.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 11:00 AM (QBaJw)
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Which modern TV series after 4-5 seasons doesn't this describe?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 13, 2023 11:01 AM (PTdof)

431
The Monkees?

I thought there was only one left alive.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Micky Dolenz, age 78

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 11:01 AM (xG4kz)

432 CLEANUP IN AISLE 5!!!

https://x.com/kann_news/status/1734958226179833950
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Water pipe rocket through roof of store which didn't explode?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2023 11:01 AM (XjNiR)

433 Supreme Court will review 1512(c)(2), obstruction of an official proceeding case, used charged more than 300 people under the obstruction statute passed in Sarbanes–Oxley Act for business cases.

Posted by: SMOD at December 13, 2023 11:02 AM (RHGPo)

434 I think Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett were funny. Of course they were not stand up comics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2023 11:02 AM (hDA2f)

435 409 Don't know if this has been mentioned, but Andre Braugher, 61, actor Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Homicide: Life on the Street passed away yesterday/overnight from a brief illness.

Oh, no! He was also in the movie, City of Angels.

I really enjoyed his body of work.

May he RIP.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 13, 2023 11:02 AM (GshMh)

436 Bud Light is the Britney Spears of beer.
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 10:55 AM (RUkY9)

In the sense that it's appealing to 16 year olds... and old men who lust after 16 year olds.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2023 11:02 AM (QBaJw)

437 I'm in the minority on this, but I thought Seinfeld's earlier seasons were brilliant, and the thing became a caricature of itself as it went on. Until it was unwatchable.
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Since we're talking about Larry David, Seinfeld was genius. I can't criticize Jerry since he did the smart thing, get off the train at Starville and enjoy life.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 13, 2023 11:02 AM (ahKaX)

438 Annie Lennox has a great version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, but not metal

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 13, 2023 11:05 AM (t0dV9)

439 The correct answer is:

You will be banned if you comment on threads older than the most recent thread.

Even by one second!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 13, 2023 11:17 AM (GBKbO)

If only there were a way to lock them once some time period has passed. Other than by banning people who post there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 13, 2023 11:20 AM (1Z8zZ)

440 That is a dead horse in the foreground, covered with a golden sheet of Respect, and Gen. Washington's bloodied, defeated Yorktown soldiers walking away behind it...off to their winter camp at Valley Forge.
A Defeat that was only temporary.

Posted by: birdog at December 13, 2023 12:19 PM (sYlnp)

441 Another bit of ART often misinterpreted is the Black Stable boy statue that was often placed in front of Homes...called racist now, it was in honor of Washington's volunteer groom, found frozen to death but still holding the Generals horse awaiting his upcoming attack...that would lead to Victory.

Posted by: birdog at December 13, 2023 12:25 PM (sYlnp)

442 Afternoon.

It's kind of fucked up but I think as weird and confusing as it is at first it really opens up and tells quite an interesting story. So why the hell is their horse stuck full of bayonets? And was it the enemy's doing or theirs?

Would hang.

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