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LOL: 40 White House INTERNS Release an Open Letter Alleging that the President Is Ignoring the INTERNS' Demands for a Ceasefire

Wait -- the interns demand it?!

Then by all means: Let it be so.

Bonchie at RedState:

In a move that mimics parody, White House "interns" have released an open letter slamming the current president. According to NBC News, which viewed the letter, the "more than 40 interns" accused Joe Biden of ignoring their pleas for a ceasefire between Israel and Gaza.


Further, the letter proclaims that the interns will "no longer remain silent on the ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people." Of note is that there is no genocide occurring of the Palestinian people.


A group of White House interns joined the growing list of administration officials applying internal pressure to President Joe Biden to call for a permanent cease-fire between Israel and Hamas, sending him a letter late Tuesday that accuses him of having "ignored" the "pleas of the American people."

The letter, first shared with NBC News and addressed to Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, is supported by more than 40 interns who work in the White House and other executive branch offices, according to the text.

"We, the undersigned Fall 2023 White House and Executive Office of the President interns, will no longer remain silent on the ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people," the interns wrote.

In very related news, Hamas terrorists gang-raped an Israeli woman so viciously she begged them: "just kill me."

They obliged her. They laughed and shot her in the head.

An Israeli survivor of the horrific Hamas massacre of 1,200 Israelis on October 7 is speaking out about the barbaric gang rape and murder of a young woman "with the face of an angel."

Yoni Saadon, 39, a shift manager in a foundry who has four children, was hiding under the stage at the Supernova music festival when Hamas attacked. He said a young woman hiding next to him was shot in the head and fell to the ground next to him.

"I pulled her body over me and smeared her blood on me so it would look as if I was dead too," he told The Times. "I will never forget her face. Every night I wake to it and apologize to her, saying 'I'm sorry.'"

After an hour, he looked out. "I saw this beautiful woman with the face of an angel and eight or ten of the fighters beating and raping her," he recalled. "She was screaming, 'Stop it -- already I'm going to die anyway from what you are doing, just kill me!' When they finished they were laughing and the last one shot her in the head."

Despite having been specifically asked about Hamas' rape of Israeli women three times by Dana Bash, Rep. Jayapal claims she wasn't talking about Hamas' rape when she said that coverage of Hamas' rapes must be "balanced."

While Jayapal, who is chairwoman of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, condemned the rape of Israeli women by Hamas and called it "horrific" on CNN's "State of the Union" on Sunday, she pointed out that over 15,000 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli attacks in Gaza since the start of the war and said, "I think we have to be balanced about bringing in the outrages against Palestinians."

...

On Tuesday, Jayapal issued a statement that revises her answer in that interview. She repeated that she called the rapes "horrific" but goes on to explain that she wasn't talking about rape when she spoke about balance. Umm.

In her statement Tuesday, Jayapal said her comment "about balance was not about rape, and not intended to minimize rape and sexual assault in any way."

"It was about recognizing the tremendous pain and trauma of so many--Israelis, Palestinians, and their diaspora communities--in this terrible war," Jayapal stated.

The congresswoman continued, "I understand that I have critics who disagree with me on policy, but for them to insinuate that I would think, say or act in any way that equivocates on rape is outrageous and completely inconsistent with my record and life's work. It also deeply hurts the ability to have meaningful conversations about critical issues."

Hamas' use of rape as a tool of war was the only issue she was being asked about, and she was asked about it three times to make sure she understood what she was downplaying:

Al Jazeera propagandist, homosexual-condemner, and demoted MSNBC fill-in host Mehdi Hasan has a Hot Take:

Yes she said it was "horrific"... and that it must be "balanced" against the fake numbers of casualties Hamas makes up.

Some professors in America are praising the rapes, and calling for similar decolonization efforts in America:


And an assistant law professor has asked victims of Hamas' mass rape squads to check their privilege.



Heidi Matthews
@Heidi__Matthews

Is wartime sexual violence a horrific crime? YES, with no mistake. But sex exceptionalism is also traditionally used to whip up support for entire military campaigns -- we see Israel and the U.S. doing this now to justify a prolonged disproportionate air and ground war.


Beege Wellborne explains that by "sex exceptionalism," she means to suggest that sexual assaults aren't any worse than any other kind of assaults, and Israel right now is assaulting poor Palestinian bases and weapons caches, so what's the big diff?

We sure are learning in a hurry how very, very seriously leftwing feminists have taken rape all along.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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1 Boxy

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:20 PM (u73oe)

2 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:20 PM (u73oe)

3 Now to the content.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (u73oe)

4 Them's some entitled little shits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (dZVON)

5 But not before the home run.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (u73oe)

6 Ooooh, Blanco throws Duke out at the plate!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:22 PM (u73oe)

7 The interns are running the asylum.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)

8 Ooooh, Blanco throws Duke out at the plate!

Sorry, I didn't think I could lift much less throw you. I'll try to be more careful next time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 05:23 PM (dZVON)

9 I love how the inmates are now running the asylum of the White House.

Trump, of course, would call all of these interns into his office and yell at them, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2023 05:23 PM (7fElN)

10 there were more horrific things done to the Israeli women, genital mutilation , while they were still alive, dismemberments...hell on earth

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:23 PM (V13WU)

11 We sure are learning in a hurry how very, very seriously leftwing feminists have taken rape all along.


I mean, the implication that an AWFL might be wrong about something is violence, but not when some women that are NOT on Team Commie get raped...that's just acceptable egg-breaking

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:24 PM (AcWfM)

12 According to NBC News, which viewed the letter, the "more than 40 interns" accused Joe Biden of ignoring their pleas for a ceasefire between Israel and Gaza.
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Um. We've just had 2 "ceasefires" in the last 2 months.

One before 10/7, and one after.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:24 PM (krQz2)

13 Who's in charge of this joint?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

14 ah yes, the black liberation , pali liberation intersectionality

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (V13WU)

15 Given that the Biden administration is populated by high grade interns ( Blinken, Sullivan, Harris, Granholm etc) this letter might just have legs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (wukIh)

16 Nuke all the interns from orbit to be sure.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

17 name and shame the interns

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (AcWfM)

18 That's not how the whole "foreign policy" thing works.

Is it? I do realize we are talking about the Junta. Tell me it isn't, please! Lie if you must.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:25 PM (vZwRf)

19 I really hope we see an update soon where it says "ex-interns".

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (FXT2u)

20 If every Gazan over 15 years old was exterminated, I don't think I would shed a tear.

I don't appreciate these assholes making me feel this way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (aD39U)

21 We sure are learning in a hurry how very, very seriously leftwing feminists have taken rape all along.
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The right needs to start learning how to tell the left from the get go that they are full of shit and don't care about anything.

And have the receipts.

Left: "Believe all women!"

Right: "--B-but NOT JEWS, right?"

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (krQz2)

22 I just want to live.

Live the quiet life.

Posted by: Indigenous Agent Co Bao at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (Yt4b4)

23 Jayapal saying the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (YRsIm)

24 But the adults are back in charge y'all

Posted by: nckate at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (SnxUt)

25 We sure are learning in a hurry how very, very seriously leftwing feminists have taken rape all along.
.......

They love it. They want it bad.

Sorry ladies, no takers.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

26 Defenestration…

Posted by: zombie Edward Longshanks at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (pY+ea)

27 I really hope we see an update soon where it says "ex-interns".
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (FXT2u)
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That wouldn't be doubling-down.

Doubling-down is the only normal, decent thing--not to mention the only thing Democrats know how to do.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (krQz2)

28 what is Jayapal supposed to do here? she has to dance with the Devils that brung her

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (AcWfM)

29 These ghouls are no different than the einsatzgruppen or the sadists in the concentration camps.

They are cheering for the genocide of me and my people, and what do they expect should be my reaction?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (tONWi)

30 "We heed the voices of the American people and call on the Administration to demand a permanent ceasefire,” the interns wrote. “We are not the decision makers of today, but we aspire to be the leaders of tomorrow, and we will never forget how the pleas of the American people have been heard and thus far, ignored"

get a real job, assholes

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (V13WU)

31 out: bastille day
in: oct 7th

Posted by: anachronda at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

32 Hmmm. Yep children and idiots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:28 PM (di6C2)

33 But the adults are back in charge y'all
Posted by: nckate at December 06, 2023 05:27 PM (SnxUt)
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The "adults" who know how to kowtow to the kids.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:28 PM (krQz2)

34 15000 dead Palis? IDF get off yer asses and kill someone.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 05:28 PM (pohLc)

35 “We are not the decision makers of today, but we aspire to be the leaders of tomorrow,

oh great how am I supposed to sleep tonite now?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 06, 2023 05:28 PM (AcWfM)

36 So, interns at the white house for Joe Biden.

Finger puppets?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:28 PM (di6C2)

37 Harvard University @Harvard 5h
Statement from President Gay: There are some who have confused a right to free expression with the idea that Harvard will condone calls for violence against Jewish students. Let me be clear: Calls for violence or genocide against the Jewish community, or any religious or ethnic group are vile, they have no place at Harvard, and those who threaten our Jewish students will be held to account.

Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer 3h
You should have said this yesterday, live, in-person and on camera.

Not today, after your PR firm told you you needed to clean it up.

It’s too late now. It’s not credible.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:28 PM (krqg6)

38 I think there was a misunderstanding. The interns were whining one day at the office, and Biden said dismissively, "yeah, yeah, write me a fucking letter...", and they took him literally.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (vZwRf)

39 Every one of the interns should be shoved out the door and preferably in front of a bus. You're an intern, your job is to keep your mouth shut, pick up Joe's crappy diapers and vacuum up the excess coke Hunter spills. Nobody wants to hear a fucking thing from you.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (4iIQh)

40 Godzilla has all the rights to walk all over us because we nuked nice people.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (7oo37)

41 There is only one response to this letter from the interns.

To all Interns:

Your services are no longer required. Your credentials have been deactivated and your belongings will be shipped to you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (u73oe)

42 "We want ANOTHER ceasefire!! (until Hamas can rearm and refresh their supply of hang-gliders)"

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (krQz2)

43 Oh, poor poor, Pramila Jayapal. She was attacked online? How terrible. What awful suffering/ sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (RSbhh)

44 Cease fire?

They should be fired.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

45 To all Interns:

Your services are no longer required. Your credentials have been deactivated and your belongings will be shipped to you.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2023 05:29 PM (u73oe)
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We have instructed your schools that you all deserve failing grades for not knowing that the job of an intern is to LEARN.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)

46 "Russell Rickford, the Cornell professor who celebrated Hamas terror attacks as "exhilarating," has written that BLM must "form insurgent, international alliances" with Palestinian groups in order to elicit a "popular revolt" against white American and Israeli oppressors."


Your terms are acceptable.
I ask only 10 minutes warning before you start.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 06, 2023 05:30 PM (FCbAQ)

47 Hamas' rape of Israeli women three times by Dana Bash

Um. Phrasing?

Posted by: Dana Bash [no not really] at December 06, 2023 05:30 PM (hSwza)

48 I know we like pessimism and despair around here but this is going to be a huge, continuing problem for the left. The left coalition of freaks and victims groups are turning on each other and the root is the garbage dumps that pass as universities these days.

You broke it, you own it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

49
sex exceptionalism

Hey, hey, hey. I got my get outta jail card.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (enJYY)

50 Really, these people just need to be... ah never mind. Nothing will happen to them. Until it's too late for them to say, oops, we didn't mean it. Someone help me put out these flames.*

I'll probably be standing right next to them though. I'll be too busy trying to put out my own....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (Angsy)

51 Gaines responded to Lee’s attack with: “Of course, there is a place for everyone, regardless of gender identity, regardless of sexual orientation, regardless of race or what sports you play. There’s a place for everyone to play sports in this country. But unsafe, unfair and discriminatory practices towards women must stop. Inclusion cannot be prioritized over safety and fairness, and ranking member Lee, if my testimony makes me transphobic then I believe your opening monologue makes you a misogynist.”

Congress has a rule that bans members from engaging in “personalities,” apparently to prevent personal attacks. Ignore it at your own risk.

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (RHGPo)

52 cease fire, start water

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (V13WU)

53 Longish Nitter thread analyzing Hamas' casualties' lies

https://is.gd/RhaSUV

Aizenberg @Aizenberg55 Dec 4
🧵Critical Thread. Close review of Gaza casualty figures reported by UN OCHA based on daily Hamas “Ministry of Health” numbers proves they are FALSIFIED. Women & children are grossly inflated. This is easily proven but media ignores. See detailed expose below: 1/
Dec 4, 2023 · 7:11 PM UTC

UN OCHA publishes a daily “flash update” since Oct 8 and cites detailed Gaza casualty figures provided by Hamas. The website and data is available to the public here: ochaopt.org/crisis Sometime in October the UN provided the data in graphic form, here is the latest. 2/

It is immediately obvious that Hamas does not report ANY combatant deaths & the numbers amazingly seem to indicate that IDF bombs & bullets disproportionately hit women, children & elderly. They IDF CANNOT seem to hit too many fighting age men. But the numbers are faked. 3/ ...of 10

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:33 PM (krqg6)

54 Is it me or does Jayapal's face look like Spongebob? I've never seen something that square. And flat.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 06, 2023 05:33 PM (FXT2u)

55 40 dingle berries

Posted by: TaliBob at December 06, 2023 05:33 PM (uN6X9)

56 Why doesn't the ground open up and swallow people anymore. That would be interesting.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:33 PM (hCt6Y)

57 Hamas snuff films. All the rage in universities now.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

58 sex exceptionalism

Hey, hey, hey. I got my get outta jail card.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (enJYY)
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The Paolo does not worry either, my friend.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 06, 2023 05:34 PM (krQz2)

59 actually, because they KNOW Biden takes direction from others in Government, ie, the deep state...

They think they can have some of that power as well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (xaFKb)

60 57 Hamas snuff films. All the rage in universities now.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

The Hamas tunnel terrorist drowning vids should be epic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

61 CNN's Dana Bash was having none of it: "With respect, I was just asking

Why does Jayapal deserve "respect"? She is defending violent rape against women, torture, mutilation and child-murder.

Kick her off the stage. And stop with the fake "...with respect" bullshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (+UMhJ)

62 Oh, poor poor, Pramila Jayapal. She was attacked online? How terrible. What awful suffering/ sarc.

Her sister is running for Congress from Portland.

She's currently a county commissioner, and blocked a resolution denouncing Hamas for October 7th (on October 12th), and voted against a proposal to light a Portland bridge blue and white for Israel. (The head of the county commission decided that she had enough authority to light the bridge without Jayapal's consent.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (YAtuc)

63 Why doesn't the ground open up and swallow people anymore. That would be interesting.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:33 PM (hCt6Y)

Even I wouldn't eat that crap!

Posted by: The Ground at December 06, 2023 05:36 PM (Angsy)

64 Send all of the interns to Gaza on a fact finding mission. Make the most flamboyant homosexual interns are in the first wave, too. Maybe a couple of trannies.

If they survive, they can then report.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 05:36 PM (tT6L1)

65 Them's some entitled little shits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 05:21 PM (dZVON)

Someone needs to tell them that huffing phosgene is even more fun than eating Tide pods.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:36 PM (lcb3v)

66 Where on earth did "interns" discover that they have any rights in Congress or the Oval Office, except to service the various perverts who work there?

Oh, and about rape? Worse than death. If they come to rape me, I will shoot them in the dick. Or maybe the head. Or both heads.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Wfa6X)

67 O/T but before I forget.

Cambridge University came out with a study saying that 1/4 of the people who took the Covid mRNA covid shots? They did nothing because the RNA did not help create the right protein to slow the Covid virus.

They did not test this damn crap... just as we were censored for saying 2 years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (xaFKb)

68 Send all of the interns to Gaza on a fact finding mission. Make the most flamboyant homosexual interns are in the first wave, too. Maybe a couple of trannies.

If they survive, they can then report.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

I assume they are all the most flamboyant homosexual interns.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (MGB5H)

69 Some people did some things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (81wK+)

70 Spongebob Pantsface

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

71 The Hamas tunnel terrorist drowning vids should be epic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

I actually was wondering: how much water do you think it will take? It's always a lo more than you think unless you actually try to calculate it.

Plus, we imagine people drowning, but unless the Israelis diverted a river (or somehow opened the tunnels to the sea), it would be slow and give people time to get out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:38 PM (di6C2)

72 Why doesn't the ground open up and swallow people anymore. That would be interesting.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:33 PM (hCt6Y)
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Sea water, massive pumps and tunnels. Seems your wish will be granted in Gaza.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 05:38 PM (tT6L1)

73 Oh, and about rape? Worse than death. If they come to rape me, I will shoot them in the dick. Or maybe the head. Or both heads.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Wfa6X)

Rape used to be a hanging offense. Now, it seems, nothing is. Except voting for Trump.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 05:38 PM (Angsy)

74 I don't appreciate these assholes making me feel this way.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (aD39U)

The palis have been doing their level best to make genocide respectable again. They are going to hate it when their efforts succeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:39 PM (lcb3v)

75 Plus, we imagine people drowning, but unless the Israelis diverted a river (or somehow opened the tunnels to the sea), it would be slow and give people time to get out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:38 PM (di6C2)
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I sort of think escaping terrorists are good tsrgets.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

76 15K is barely .5% of 2.8M.

Worst genociders ever.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:39 PM (aD39U)

77 They impeached a President because he didn't agree with the policies of a LTC.

This is the world they live in.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 05:39 PM (dWjpk)

78 Plus, we imagine people drowning, but unless the Israelis diverted a river (or somehow opened the tunnels to the sea), it would be slow and give people time to get out.

Yeah, the idea is to force them above ground, not drown them.

The seawater would also destroy all the equipment in the tunnels.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (YAtuc)

79 Congress has a rule that bans members from engaging in “personalities,” apparently to prevent personal attacks. Ignore it at your own risk.
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2023 05:31 PM (RHGPo)

Then maybe little Miss Lee shouldn't have opened that door when she called her "transphobic."

And correct me if I'm wrong, but nobody is afraid of trans people, because there is no such thing. What we fear is men who victimize women. Sort of like that whole rape thing this started with.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (Wfa6X)

80 Oh, and about rape? Worse than death. If they come to rape me, I will shoot them in the dick. Or maybe the head. Or both heads.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Wfa6X)
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Trump said "pussy".

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)

81 Interns?! How many divisions do the interns have?!

Posted by: zombiejosefstalin at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (hyS0X)

82 Cambridge University came out with a study saying that 1/4 of the people who took the Covid mRNA covid shots? They did nothing because the RNA did not help create the right protein to slow the Covid virus.

They did not test this damn crap... just as we were censored for saying 2 years ago.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (xaFKb)

I was working with one of my guys out at a satellite warehouse for the current site. It was chilly and I was starting to feel a bit sick (runny nose) and he asks me: did you get the flu shot? Nope (unsaid: have no desire to get the flu shot now even more so than before covid.) And he says 'Well, I got it when I got my most current booster!' And I said 'Ah'. Unspoken: *sigh* well, you just dropped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (di6C2)

83 71 The Hamas tunnel terrorist drowning vids should be epic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

I actually was wondering: how much water do you think it will take? It's always a lo more than you think unless you actually try to calculate it.

Plus, we imagine people drowning, but unless the Israelis diverted a river (or somehow opened the tunnels to the sea), it would be slow and give people time to get out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:38 PM (di6C2)

It thought they were pumping seawater and sewage down there...using huge pipes and huge pumps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (ynpvh)

84 Wow.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (FWy1I)

85 Just having the desire to rape a woman is a sure sigh of a psychopath. The whole of Gaza is populated with murderous psychopaths. Exterminate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 05:41 PM (pohLc)

86 They impeached a President because he didn't agree with the policies of a LTC.

This is the world they live in.
Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 05:39 PM (dWjpk)
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Whatever gets it done.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:41 PM (krQz2)

87 69 Some people did some things.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM (81wK+)

And now some other people are doing it back. Good for them.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (Wfa6X)

88
Cambridge University came out with a study saying that 1/4 of the people who took the Covid mRNA covid shots? They did nothing because the RNA did not help create the right protein to slow the Covid virus.

They did not test this damn crap... just as we were censored for saying 2 years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:37 PM


Oh, they have tested and experimented for 20 years (Fauci is caught on camera attesting to that period of time) and every animal testing resulted in VAED - or vaccine associated ENHANCED disease. So what do they do? Jab it into a billion human arms expecting a different result.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

89 I sort of think escaping terrorists are good tsrgets.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

Hmmm, set up Maxims at the holes... you have water for the jackets right there... I think the Israeli's were still using 8mm Mauser and got a lot of German WWII surplus...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (di6C2)

90 ...If every Gazan over 15 years old was exterminated, I don't think I would shed a tear. I don't appreciate these assholes making me feel this way. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:26 PM (aD39U)

Kudos to you on using the correct term: "Gazans". Because, there IS no "palestinian" people. Gazans are either ethnic Jordanians or Syrians, (Arab or Hashemite), their language is Arabic. There is no "palestinian" language, archetecture, art, music or other unique attributes to separate them from "Generic Arab".

Wiping out all of Gaza would NOT be "geonicide". Taking out all of Jordan+gaza, would. Taking out all of Syria+gaza, would.

Razing gaza down to the deepest tunnel?

REGIONCIDE, at worst. But no mass elimination of an entire ethnic bloodline, which is what GENE(etics) o-cide, IS.

gazans have contributed NOTHING to humanity, in any way, shape form, since they were first herded into their refugee camps BY Jordan and Syria in 1948. Frankly, Israel should call in some Syrian AF and Jordanian AF airstrikes on South gaza, and let them get some target practice in, too. gaza forfeited all "humanity" on 7 Oct.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (e6UQI)

91 Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2023 05:35 PM (YAtuc)
I
'm sorry. I cannot really fathom the sheer evilness of not denouncing Hamas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (RSbhh)

92 Stompy feet interns. There's the fucking door assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (R4t5M)

93 To be fair these insane and useless interns are smarter than Jim.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (hCt6Y)

94 I laugh and laugh and laugh at these gullible imbeciles who believed it when told they are special and their opinions are important.

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (JwHpX)

95 Interns? Interns?

Fuck them. Interns are for making copies and getting me sammichs.


Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

96 85 Just having the desire to rape a woman is a sure sigh of a psychopath. The whole of Gaza is populated with murderous psychopaths. Exterminate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 05:41 PM (pohLc)

As I recall, they also rape boys, but they aren't homosexuals, no, they aren't that. But the boys are.

Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:43 PM (Wfa6X)

97 I've gone gopher hunting. Filling the tunnels with water seems similar.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:43 PM (hCt6Y)

98 In very related news, Hamas terrorists gang-raped an Israeli woman so viciously she begged them: "just kill me."

They obliged her. They laughed and shot her in the head.


Still not rape rape

Posted by: Pramila Jayapal at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (XqcwY)

99 85 Just having the desire to rape a woman is a sure sigh of a psychopath. The whole of Gaza is populated with murderous psychopaths. Exterminate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 05:41 PM (pohLc)
————-

‘On it we are!”

— Daleks

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (i/Sjr)

100 As I recall, they also rape boys, but they aren't homosexuals, no, they aren't that. But the boys are.

Or some such shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Then raped men/boys on 10/7 as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (MGB5H)

101 Hmmm

Freedom of speech on campus

Spewing hatred for Israel by a mob and chasing students into a building to hide: Ok


Conservative speaker in a closed auditorium where people reserved tickets: NOT ALLOWED.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (81wK+)

102 And correct me if I'm wrong, but nobody is afraid of trans people, because there is no such thing. What we fear is men who victimize women. Sort of like that whole rape thing this started with.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (Wfa6X)

I am scared of crazy people.... because they are crazy... and thus unpredictable.

One definition of insanity is denying objective reality, in favor or your fantasies... you know, like being a Man who thinks your are a Woman?

I've Crazyphobic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (xaFKb)

103 "They did not test this damn crap... just as we were censored for saying 2 years ago."

That would be a violation of the Warpspeed guidelines.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

104 And correct me if I'm wrong, but nobody is afraid of trans people, because there is no such thing. What we fear is men who victimize women.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:40 PM (Wfa6X)


This needs to be shouted from the rooftops!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (WRmvO)

105 The Wall Street Journal @WSJ 12h
Kamala Harris is taking on a bigger role in advising the White House on the Israel-Hamas war, pushing officials to articulate more empathy for Palestinians and to focus on a postconflict Gaza plan on.wsj.com/488gE7f on.wsj.com/3GtGQNx

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (krqg6)

106 I'm sorry. I cannot really fathom the sheer evilness of not denouncing Hamas.

Jayapal's sister denounced the resolution, because it didn't mention the suffering of the Palestinians (again, this was five days after October 7th), and announced that she wasn't going to "wordsmith" the resolution.

She had two allies on the county commission, so was able to block it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (YAtuc)

107 I've Crazyphobic.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:44 PM (xaFKb)

LOL... had to go look it up...

Dementophobia... fear of duh cray cray.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (xaFKb)

108 It's time to finally give these goat fuckers the backlash they've been warning us would happen since 9/11.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (v8dOx)

109 "Close review of Gaza casualty figures reported by UN OCHA based on daily Hamas “Ministry of Health” numbers proves they are FALSIFIED."

They lie about their live population numbers (like every other Third World country which receives US aid on a per capital basis) why wouldn't they like about the numbers of the dead?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (ou9hh)

110 I don't see raping a terrified and dying woman doesn't strike me as pleasurable.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (hCt6Y)

111 Ok , I have a confession to make , I get this jaypal character and tlaib confused. hey, don't blame me , they look alike !

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (V13WU)

112 93 To be fair these insane and useless interns are smarter than Jim.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (hCt6Y)

?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

113 >> 40 White House INTERNS Release an Open Letter Alleging that the President Is Ignoring the INTERNS' Demands for a Ceasefire

---

Oh no!
so, anyway...

Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (geLO8)

114 40 interns vomited up this smegma? How many of these useless worthless shitfucking cocksuckers are there in the WH?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (i/Sjr)

115 One of my cousins works in DC. During the Obama administration, she noted how sick she was of inexperienced 20-somethings fresh from college who "want to write policy".

That's what this is: a bunch of partisan know-nothings trying to march in front of a movement.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (pZNLr)

116 I am exhausted with the participation trophy generation. It's all over DoD now, too. We had a "stand down" Monday to tell us we have to treat everyone with respect, and kindness. And we have to check up on the people next to us by asking them how they are doing.

I don't recall ever wanting anyone at work to ask about my feels, nor do I recall ever telling any of them. I don't go to work to find friends, although some become so. The rest? If you want to be respected, act respectable. Otherwise, fuck off.

I suspect I am now "the problem."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (Wfa6X)

117 They raped and murdered women while they were raping them. Then they sent the videos of their acts to their families for approval, like my son would show me a good grade on a term paper.

No proportionality could be attainable, and any decent person's fucksgivingness is in the red now.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (wzAuc)

118 Cambridge University came out with a study saying that 1/4 of the people who took the Covid mRNA covid shots? They did nothing because the RNA did not help create the right protein to slow the Covid virus.

Now remember how the clot shots had a very detailed warming regime that makes them inert if they are warm for too long?

What percentage of clot shot recipients got a placebo because the football stadium they got it in was running a little slow...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (XqcwY)

119 The Wall Street Journal @WSJ 12h
Kamala Harris is taking on a bigger role in advising the White House on the Israel-Hamas war, pushing officials to articulate more empathy for Palestinians and to focus on a postconflict Gaza plan on.wsj.com/488gE7f on.wsj.com/3GtGQNx
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (krqg6)
====================
First, they explained the concept of a "map" and then showed her the area of contention...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:48 PM (+UMhJ)

120 Dementophobia... fear of duh cray cray.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (xaFKb)

I'm not afraid of them, as long as I have the means to blow their festering brains out, if the they threaten my life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:48 PM (lcb3v)

121 White House intern program... for the well connected to get better connected...

For the first time under Biden, they get a salary.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:48 PM (xaFKb)

122 114 40 interns vomited up this smegma? How many of these useless worthless shitfucking cocksuckers are there in the WH?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (i/Sjr)

Too many

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:48 PM (ynpvh)

123 112 93 To be fair these insane and useless interns are smarter than Jim.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (hCt6Y)

?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

I figured it was an inside joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:48 PM (di6C2)

124 Ok , I have a confession to make , I get this jaypal character and tlaib confused. hey, don't blame me , they look alike !
Posted by: runner

Rancid taliban from dearbornistan. Jaya pal from Seattle. Rancid wouldn't condemn cutting off the heads of Jewish babies. Jayapal won't condemn rape as a weapon. Both part of the squad. Both ugly as sun inside and out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (MGB5H)

125 Wouldn't happen if FJB's handlers didn't want it to happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (RIvkX)

126 We sure are learning in a hurry how very, very seriously leftwing feminists have taken rape all along.
---
Hillary Clinton made every civil servant sit through a seminar about how sex in the workplace is NEVER okay. Sex between a superior and a report was ALWAYS coercive.

What happened 3-5 years later? "It's only sex (in the workplace with the most powerful man in the world)".

Everything has an asterisk when a proglodyte says it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (krQz2)

127 ?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

Meant to write Joe.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (hCt6Y)

128 We're gonna need another boat ... load of new interns.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

129 After reading those tweets from the antisemite assholes...*types* *deletes*

Try that shit in North Alabama you rape supporting muzzie humping assholes.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (gNnVH)

130 Evening.

In Pennsylvania. Freezing my balls off.

I'm just outside of Scranton. Hey, isn't Slow Joe from Scranton? I wonder if he has a house here. Hey, ya think if I slipped Hunter a few bucks they'd let me stay the night there?

Posted by: Robert at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (XUINF)

131 WH Interns. Coffee fetching cum dumpsters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (R4t5M)

132 Wouldn't happen if FJB's handlers didn't want it to happen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (RIvkX)
---
Nah, there kids aren't housebroken in the first place.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (krQz2)

133 123 112 93 To be fair these insane and useless interns are smarter than Jim.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:42 PM (hCt6Y)

?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

I figured it was an inside joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:48 PM (di6C2)

Normally a group of people can be smarter than the individual (excluding panicked folks and mobs). These interns probe the group is dumber. It's like a stupidity multiplier.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

134 Interns? Interns?

Interns are for making copies and getting me sammichs.


Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

Literally

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (as3uC)

135 I'm just outside of Scranton. Hey, isn't Slow Joe from Scranton? I wonder if he has a house here. Hey, ya think if I slipped Hunter a few bucks they'd let me stay the night there?
Posted by: Robert at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (XUINF)

I hope you're not hauling 40,000 pounds of bananas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (lcb3v)

136 It's astonishing how some people can excuse the basest of depravity in service to their politics

these people are devoid of humanity

Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (geLO8)

137 Pramila Jayapal, Mehdi Hasan and Rania Masri have officially earned the title, Einsatzgroupie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (vYWu5)

138 This needs to be shouted from the rooftops!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (WRmvO)

Get me some roof Koreans, stat.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (Wfa6X)

139 "What percentage of clot shot recipients got a placebo because the football stadium they got it in was running a little slow...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023"

Call those the lucky ones/

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (ou9hh)

140 The reason their 'both sides' crap is being so utterly rejected is because it is literally IMPOSSIBLE to 'accidentally' rape somebody.

In war, civilians die. They get bombed, shot, or starve while fighting is going on in their areas. That's terrible and unfortunate.

But they do NOT get raped by accident.

That's why so many of the Hamas apologists are helpless. They know exactly what Hamas did, but there is simply nothing comparable. But this is all they have, because otherwise they'd have to publicly announce that it was good that Jews got raped.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (RlKsZ)

141 Normally a group of people can be smarter than the individual (excluding panicked folks and mobs). These interns probe the group is dumber. It's like a stupidity multiplier.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

Fat fingers. I meant to say Joe. Jim is smarter than the interns.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (hCt6Y)

142 Ok , I have a confession to make , I get this jaypal character and tlaib confused. hey, don't blame me , they look alike !
Posted by: runner

Rancid taliban from dearbornistan. Jaya pal from Seattle. Rancid wouldn't condemn cutting off the heads of Jewish babies. Jayapal won't condemn rape as a weapon. Both part of the squad. Both ugly as sun inside and out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (MGB5H)


I thought they were the same monster.., person

Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

143 Rancid taliban from dearbornistan. Jaya pal from Seattle. Rancid wouldn't condemn cutting off the heads of Jewish babies. Jayapal won't condemn rape as a weapon. Both part of the squad. Both ugly as sun inside and out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (MGB5H)

yes, yes, I know, but when pictures are displayed, I can't tell them apart! and when I saw a clip of jaypal on some show , I thought to myself, man , tlaib must have had a face job !

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (V13WU)

144 I'm really chuckling over this intern thing. Damn near LoLing.

I don't bother to learn the names of the new, regular, normal, grown-up people who come to work at my place until they've been around for a few years.

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (JwHpX)

145 Normally a group of people can be smarter than the individual (excluding panicked folks and mobs). These interns probe the group is dumber. It's like a stupidity multiplier.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

Once above about... oh... 7 (which studies have shown are about the most you can actually supervise).... I've found that whatever they come up with is dumber.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (xaFKb)

146 I hope you're not hauling 40,000 pounds of bananas.

Is that a Harry Chapin callback?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (nfrXX)

147 >>I've gone gopher hunting. Filling the tunnels with water seems similar.

A strategy first pioneered in Caddyshack.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)

148 Interns are Cultural Marxist Seminary students , so of course they are Pro Palestinian backers

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

149 Why do you all want these interns out the door? That would help the proggies.

Demand work stoppages. Demand sit ins. Demand that some twat waffle pee in the coffee machine. Demand they glue their hands to the floor.

Demand hunger strikes! Hide that damned stapler!

NOAW!!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (89Sog)

150 Normally a group of people can be smarter than the individual (excluding panicked folks and mobs). These interns probe the group is dumber. It's like a stupidity multiplier.

Posted by: jim

===

"None of us is as dumb as all of us"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (8AONa)

151 143 Rancid taliban from dearbornistan. Jaya pal from Seattle. Rancid wouldn't condemn cutting off the heads of Jewish babies. Jayapal won't condemn rape as a weapon. Both part of the squad. Both ugly as sun inside and out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (MGB5H)

yes, yes, I know, but when pictures are displayed, I can't tell them apart! and when I saw a clip of jaypal on some show , I thought to myself, man , tlaib must have had a face job !

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (V13WU)

Bukaki

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

152 WH Interns. Coffee fetching cum dumpsters.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2023 05:49 PM (R4t5M)p



The blue blazers are what let you know not to ask them to empty Biden's piss bucket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (vYWu5)

153 It's astonishing how some people can excuse the basest of depravity in service to their politics

==

they try to shape politics to serve their depravity

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (V13WU)

154 Fat fingers. I meant to say Joe. Jim is smarter than the interns.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (hCt6Y)

Now, watch Jim wrestle the 40 ft Anaconda, while I stay in the safety of the truck...

Posted by: Merlin Olsen at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (xaFKb)

155 Is that a Harry Chapin callback?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (nfrXX)

It is. I might have morked it a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (lcb3v)

156 What do the janitors have to say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

157 Now my name is Mud. I meant to write Joe.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (hCt6Y)

158 Are there any Americans in the White House?

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (OeCvR)

159 116 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:47 PM (Wfa6X)

You are, how close are you to retirement?

My wife almost had to go to mental hygiene because of the cultural idiocy that is brewing...

I finally told her to be "ROAD*" her last year even though we had sworn 23 years earlier for her never to be.


(Retired on Active Duty)

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (X0I7i)

160 145 Normally a group of people can be smarter than the individual (excluding panicked folks and mobs). These interns probe the group is dumber. It's like a stupidity multiplier.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

Once above about... oh... 7 (which studies have shown are about the most you can actually supervise).... I've found that whatever they come up with is dumber.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:52 PM (xaFKb)

Also depends on the pool you're selecting from. The White House Intern pool? Probably only good enough for Hunter's escapades.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

161 yes, yes, I know, but when pictures are displayed, I can't tell them apart! and when I saw a clip of jaypal on some show , I thought to myself, man , tlaib must have had a face job !
Posted by: runner

Jayapal has that really really flat SpongeBob like face

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (MGB5H)

162 I hope you're not hauling 40,000 pounds of bananas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (lcb3v)

I thought I was the only person who remembered that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (Wfa6X)

163 What do the janitors have to say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)



I would have more interest in what they had to say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (5LCqK)

164 Leading Democrats include scum like Jayapal and Tlaib.

But, Hilary said, we are the deplorables.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (+UMhJ)

165 What do the janitors have to say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)


Fuck them.

Everyone knows the florists are the brains of the operation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (vYWu5)

166 It is. I might have morked it a bit.

I would have said it was pretty obscure but... Horde.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 05:55 PM (nfrXX)

167 It's astonishing how some people can excuse the basest of depravity in service to their politics

these people are devoid of humanity
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (geLO
---
Their politics are based on established sympathies. If a group has their sympathy, they'll go out of their way to tell stories to make the group sound like the victims.

If a group does not have their sympathy, they are the worst people on Earth. And you're horrible if you try to divert their sympathy away from where they think it should go to an unsympathetic group.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 05:55 PM (krQz2)

168 I hope the interns at least have nice asses.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:55 PM (hCt6Y)

169 With Kamela Harris around the interns don't have as much to do as in the good old days.

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at December 06, 2023 05:55 PM (LaNzR)

170 Chambermaids are the ones plugged in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 05:55 PM (5LCqK)

171 more empathy for Palestinians on.wsj.com/488gE7f on.wsj.com/3GtGQNx
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (krqg6)

Sheit. Palis can suck my dick.

Posted by: Robert at December 06, 2023 05:56 PM (XUINF)

172 It's astonishing how some people can excuse the basest of depravity in service to their politics

==

they try to shape politics to serve their depravity
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (V13WU)

Gee, that sounds familiar.

Posted by: Timothy The Second at December 06, 2023 05:56 PM (Angsy)

173 Those interns are being a bit ... oh, I don't know ... insurrectiony. Maybe they should be arrested, held in solitary confinement for a couple of years then they can be brought up on charges carrying 12 to 15 year sentences.

Those are the rules we are playing under now, right?

Posted by: JB1000 at December 06, 2023 05:56 PM (QkwU6)

174 titans of wallstreet, investment bankers, hedgefund managers and executives, etc are about to release a statement, "a petition against the employment of people who are involved in antisemitic actions or statements." this will leave a mark.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 05:56 PM (V13WU)

175 162 I hope you're not hauling 40,000 pounds of bananas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 05:50 PM (lcb3v)

I thought I was the only person who remembered that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (Wfa6X)

Just don't be driving to Scranton PN.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (xaFKb)

176 How much did it cost US taxpayers to pay an NGO to go to Gaza and paint St. Floyd of Fentanyl on the border wall?

I wonder if the muzzies who see it every day think he is a revered symbol, or if they just think the US if filled with fools?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (GEfM0)

177 Interns? I know how to handle interns.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (8AONa)

178 171 more empathy for Palestinians on.wsj.com/488gE7f on.wsj.com/3GtGQNx
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:45 PM (krqg6)

Sheit. Palis can suck my dick.

Posted by: Robert at December 06, 2023 05:56 PM (XUINF)

You don't know where their mouths have been...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

179
Is that a Harry Chapin callback?
Posted by: Oddbob

It is. I might have morked it a bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Inflation

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

180 Fat fingers. I meant to say Joe. Jim is smarter than the interns.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (hCt6Y)

You're fine, man.

Although that is a backhanded compliment...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (di6C2)

181 165 What do the janitors have to say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)


I've seen things, man. Terrible things. Things that would give you nightmares.

Posted by: White House Janitor, who will no longer go into the Presidential bathroom at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (PiwSw)

182 Each of the interns has earned a 0.0.

And I hope the Dean contacts their draft boards for immediate service in Ukraine.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (YIxO9)

183 Did those interns didn't use the phrase "fierce moral urgency" in their letter? If not, they're protest pikers.

Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (5fDan)

184 180 Fat fingers. I meant to say Joe. Jim is smarter than the interns.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (hCt6Y)

You're fine, man.

Although that is a backhanded compliment...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 05:57 PM (di6C2)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

185 According to Bernie Sanders, this is a common fantasy that women have...so, who is Rep Jayapal to argue?

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (sYdGr)

186 These youngsters these days are dumb af. Nobody should care what they think.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (yUiLO)

187 But this is all they have, because otherwise they'd have to publicly announce that it was good that Jews got raped.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 06, 2023 05:51 PM (RlKsZ)

You realize that it is a feature for these demons, not a bug. They are so steeped in devil worship they think other people are crazy for not hating Jews so bad they want to rape them. The problem is when they come across the people from whom they want money and support, who are Western and disagree on nearly every point. They just can't help themselves.

Stupid is as stupid does, but evil is forever.

I say drop buckets of Holy Water over all of them and then bomb them into the stone age and let God sort 'em out.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (Wfa6X)

188 What do the janitors have to say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

Them interns are the sloppiest SOB's. The toilets are a mess. The lunch room smells like ass.

Posted by: WH janitor at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

189 I hope the interns at least have nice asses.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 06, 2023 05:55 PM (hCt6Y)

Some do, at least.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (lcb3v)

190 This whole "I agree with what you're saying BUUUUT here's how I completely disagree with what you're saying" rhetorical device is so ridiculous. Just take a position and stand by it, for Pete's sake.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not subtle with opinions at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (dtlDP)

191 >>But, Hilary said, we are the deplorables.

Every time I hear the name Hillary Clinton I remember reading that the first time Bill took Hillary to Arkansas to meet the simple folk and old girlfriend of Bill's met them at the airport to give them a ride. The woman said Hillary dressed like a garbage dump and smell so bad she gagged and had to roll the windows down in the car to keep from hurling.

She's an evil, twisted troll who smells bad. Her opinion is meaningless.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

192 Further, the letter proclaims that the interns will "no longer remain silent on the ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people." Of note is that there is no genocide occurring of the Palestinian people.



And even if there was, don't want none, don't start none.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (OGsvs)

193 188 What do the janitors have to say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

Them interns are the sloppiest SOB's. The toilets are a mess. The lunch room smells like ass.

Posted by: WH janitor at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

You are what you eat. Probably lots of Obama leftovers still there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

194
Big, excited coverage of Texas and UNLV shootings. I'm hoping it was just nuts and nothing they can weaponize.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (9mNHV)

195 Jeff Clark @JeffClarkUS Dec 5
The worst of The Atlantic’s anti-Trump festschrift, called “If Trump Wins,” has to be this piece arguing that Xi Jinping wants Trump to return as President.

Nonsense on stilts. And more attempts to gaslight Americans.

For years, the Left has been in nuclear meltdown that Trump had too many anti-China hawks around him — Bannon, Navarro, and others.

But now, as the China corruption evidence swirls thicker and thicker around the whole Biden family, the MSM gurus are trying to sell the uneducated on the unsellable slop that Xi Jinping is simply dying for Trump to become President.

Yeah right. Try again geniuses.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (krqg6)

196 186 These youngsters these days are dumb af. Nobody should care what they think.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2023 05:58 PM (yUiLO)


Well I never!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Class of 2023 at December 06, 2023 06:00 PM (PiwSw)

197 The Conservative Case For Hamas Savagely Raping Israeli Women.

Posted by: Cuck Shed at December 06, 2023 06:00 PM (krQz2)

198 Interns? Are those the adults that have been in charge?

Posted by: Moustache Man at December 06, 2023 06:00 PM (ViEsK)

199 The population of Gaza went from about 900 thousand to 2 million over a decade.
Worst genocide ever...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (MeG8a)

200 >>Further, the letter proclaims that the interns will "no longer remain silent on the ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people."


Let them Intern with Hamas for a Semester.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (sYdGr)

201 The worst of The Atlantic’s anti-Trump festschrift, called “If Trump Wins,” has to be this piece arguing that Xi Jinping wants Trump to return as President.

---
Democrat votes will swallow anything.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (krQz2)

202 There are no "innocent Gazans". You saw them celebrating, even participating en masse in Hamas outrages. They kept hostages for Hamas. Beat innocent children. Raped women.

They are all guilty. If they are hoping for less than fatal punishments, let them kill Hamas at every opportunity, and throw themselves on the mercy of the IDF afterwards.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (+UMhJ)

203 When Jayapal is raped so brutally that she begs to be killed maybe I'll credit her opinion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (vYWu5)

204 @13

>>Who's in charge of this joint?

It's not clear who is actually running things.

It seems there are different power centers and cliques, composed of pedophiles and psychopaths all working toward the destruction of the western world.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (XV/Pl)

205 197 The Conservative Case For Hamas Savagely Raping Israeli Women.
Posted by: Cuck Shed at December 06, 2023 06:00 PM (krQz2)

Russian Fleshlight.

Two of these three fleshlights have razorblades...

*loads pistol*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (di6C2)

206
Interns are likely Ivy League graduates. They're learning about pushing people around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (9mNHV)

207 Yeah right. Try again geniuses.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (krqg6)


Here is where Scott Adams's razor is helpful: facts are not persuasive. The geniuses know that it doesn't matter what they say, that what matters is how they make people feel. Oh, China bad, China likes Trump, Trump bad.

There ya go. A whole political argument.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 06:02 PM (dWjpk)

208 When Jayapal is raped so brutally that she begs to be killed maybe I'll credit her opinion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (vYWu5)


One would have to have a lot of hate, and a strong stomach.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:02 PM (5LCqK)

209 Man, with 40 interns signing, it is a safe bet for any employer to avoid any and all WH interns from the Biden admin.

It would be nice if the names were published though. If they are this uppity as interns, imagine how they will act when you pay them!

(personally, if I was the boss they would all be fired. I'll get my own damn coffee.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:02 PM (GEfM0)

210 Aliens land on the South Lawn
"Take us to your leader!"
...
...
...
"You got to be fu*king kidding??!!"
Aliens leave.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (uSHSS)

211 I advocated for aerosolized phencyclidine deployed from tanks attached to low flying C-130s for use in 3rd world Gaza like populations.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (YIxO9)

212 These interns probably couldn’t find Israel on a map or even tell you what continent it’s on.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (yUiLO)

213 Interns are likely Ivy League graduates. They're learning about pushing people around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (9mNHV)

What's weird is I always have thought of interns as something you do while you were going to school (maybe during the summer or semester) but these people graduate- then go do internships.

No wonder they want student loan forgiveness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (di6C2)

214 These youngsters these days are dumb af. Nobody should care what they think.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


There was a poll, and they said one of the biggest things that was incorrect, was that respect was earned. I'm sorry you fucking idiot, but respect his earned. I don't give a fuck if you're breathing or not. If you haven't earned my respect. you don't get it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (OGsvs)

215 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.

The White House could take some lessons here, that's all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

216 CNN's Dana Bash was having none of it: "With respect, I was just asking

Why does Jayapal deserve "respect"? She is defending violent rape against women, torture, mutilation and child-murder.
..

Because Democrat.

If that was an R, Bash and all msm would be screaming. It'd be a 5 alarm fire. Resignation demanded.

She's interviewing an ally.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (+7ip0)

217 210 Aliens land on the South Lawn
"Take us to your leader!"
...
...
...
"You got to be fu*king kidding??!!"
Aliens leave.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (uSHSS)

At least they didn't meet Cumala first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

218 Here is where Scott Adams's razor is helpful: facts are not persuasive. The geniuses know that it doesn't matter what they say, that what matters is how they make people feel. Oh, China bad, China likes Trump, Trump bad.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 06:02 PM (dWjpk)
---
It is exhausting that Adams is right on this time and time again.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (krQz2)

219 Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (+UMhJ)

Our Declaration of Independence was based on the idea that it was a people's RIGHT and DUTY to change their government, if it was not doing what they wanted.

This whole giving citizens of a country a total Pass, on what their government does... counters that ideal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (xaFKb)

220 https://youtu.be/XzLPKmD7vpg?si=sC5Jntg9O7f7HlkT
IDF starting to flood Hamas tunnels

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

221 The Biden White House will be notable in that they will not even be able to criticize these little intern monsters.

Department of State already had to hold a little coddle session with their Jew haters.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (dWjpk)

222 The interns "will no longer remain silent." Oh Judas F. Priest, those entitled halfwits have never remained silent on anything in their worthless lives.

Posted by: Wally at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (hqVaF)

223 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.


In fairness, the dungeon is soundproofed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (5LCqK)

224 You are, how close are you to retirement?

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 05:54 PM (X0I7i)

5 to 9 years, depending. Hopefully the worst of it will end next November.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (Wfa6X)

225 CNN's Dana Bash was having none of it: "With respect, I was just asking

Why does Jayapal deserve "respect"? She is defending violent rape against women, torture, mutilation and child-murder.
..

Because Democrat.

If that was an R, Bash and all msm would be screaming. It'd be a 5 alarm fire. Resignation demanded.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (+7ip0)
---
If that was an R that got one word out of order, they would be screaming.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (krQz2)

226 We have quite the entitled little shits running things don't we?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (Q4IgG)

227 It is exhausting that Adams is right on this time and time again.
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (krQz2)


Indeed. I mean, this shouldn't be true. And yet it is.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (dWjpk)

228 215 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.

The White House could take some lessons here, that's all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

I've seen things man...

Posted by: Hamster who took an internship at AOSHQ...15 years ago at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (di6C2)

229 When Jayapal is raped so brutally that she begs to be killed maybe I'll credit her opinion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 06:01 PM (vYWu5)


No fu*king way!!!

Posted by: Psychopaths in Cell Block D at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (uSHSS)

230 There was a poll, and they said one of the biggest things that was incorrect, was that respect was earned. I'm sorry you fucking idiot, but respect his earned. I don't give a fuck if you're breathing or not. If you haven't earned my respect. you don't get it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (OGsvs)

Yup, I'll grant you basic manners until you do something which counters that... but respect? No.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (xaFKb)

231 Aliens land on the South Lawn
"Take us to your leader!"
...
...
...
"You got to be fu*king kidding??!!"
Aliens leave.
Posted by: Diogenes


Aliens don't land. They lock the spaceship doors when they hit the Milky Way.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (OGsvs)

232 223 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.


In fairness, the dungeon is soundproofed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (5LCqK)

and the annual barrel cleaning is quite humbling.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

233 I don't bother to learn the names of the new, regular, normal, grown-up people who come to work at my place until they've been around for a few years.
Posted by: Weasel

This must endear you to the GM and CFO!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (lmDlr)

234 228 215 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.

The White House could take some lessons here, that's all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2023 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

I've seen things man...
Posted by: Hamster who took an internship at AOSHQ...15 years ago at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (di6C2)

I don't know... there have been a couple of COBs......

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (xaFKb)

235 how does one become an intern ? yep, nepotism

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (V13WU)

236 Screw the damn seawater. Use chlorine gas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 06:07 PM (pohLc)

237


Billionaire Ken Langone plans to meet with former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley next week, becoming the latest prominent Republican donor to publicly weigh backing her White House bid.

He specifically singled out how Haley has talked about abortion on the stump, given the string of Republican electoral losses on the issue since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade last year.

Haley has called for politicians to search for consensus on the issue and has painted as unrealistic any effort to pass broad abortion restrictions at the federal level.

“The Republican Party has got to understand one thing,” Langone said. “If they are going to make abortion – and by the way, you are talking to a devout Roman Catholic – but if they are going to make abortion an issue, we are going to lose every election.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

238
You kids wanna question the party line?

Ask Eric Adams how that works.

Oh, yeah. See all the media he's talking to these days.

Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 06:07 PM (j4U/Z)

239 I memba when some interns got uppity at some Wall Street firm about the dress code, like they couldn't wear flip flops, and so they wrote a letter. And the firm fired them all.

These interns will not get fired. There is only reward in their future.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 06:07 PM (dWjpk)

240 Aliens don't land. They lock the spaceship doors when they hit the Milky Way.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (OGsvs)

Hah!

*locks doors, rolls windows up*

Eyes forward, dear. Don't look them in the eye...

Posted by: Abner Gazorbenblat at December 06, 2023 06:07 PM (di6C2)

241 ..except at AOSHQ, here it takes hard work, dedication, subject matter knowledge, and dedication

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:08 PM (V13WU)

242 236 Screw the damn seawater. Use chlorine gas.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 06, 2023 06:07 PM (pohLc)

Heavier than air, so it would stay underground. Would ruin the electronic equipment I would think as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:08 PM (di6C2)

243 I wonder, how many of those interns did an earlier intern stint with the PLO, Hamas, or an NGO in Gaza?


Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2023 06:09 PM (5fDan)

244 I don't bother to learn the names of the new, regular, normal, grown-up people who come to work at my place until they've been around for a few years.
Posted by: Weasel

This must endear you to the GM and CFO!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Who are they?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 06:09 PM (OGsvs)

245 But now, as the China corruption evidence swirls thicker and thicker around the whole Biden family, the MSM gurus are trying to sell the uneducated on the unsellable slop that Xi Jinping is simply dying for Trump to become President.

Yeah right. Try again geniuses.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 05:59 PM (krqg6)

The author thinks he's lying but it probably is true. The Russians during the Cold War preferred dealing with Republicans because they were practical, said what they wanted and would keep their word. Even then, Dems like Carter were too erratic for them to feel safe with them. Now, the Dems, even bribed by Xi take the first meeting to insult the crap out of the delegation and later to go nutso over Taiwan.

Sure, a guy like Trump might hold their feet over the fire on trade and drive a hard bargain but they respect that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

246 48
'The left coalition of freaks and victims groups are turning on each other'

I think you're right. How big a split will this be? That depends on the sense of self-respect and self-preservation left wing Jews have. I'm not optimistic but I've been surprised before.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (roH4R)

247 Please sign this letter demanding that Ace ban bats from the cafe. Thank you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (u73oe)

248 This must endear you to the GM and CFO!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (lmDlr)
----
I've been around (way) too long and know too many things!

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (JwHpX)

249 You're Welcome !

Posted by: Participation Trophies at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (9Uqql)

250 how does one become an intern ? yep, nepotism
Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:06 PM (V13WU)


Contribution Schedule for Internees
$50k = Government Agency
$100k = Congress
$200k = Senate
$500k = VP
$1Mil = White House

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (uSHSS)

251 224 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:05 PM (Wfa6X)

Hopefully, our experience was that the first two years of Trump they went somewhat silent on the woke at the Battalion leadership level and then doubled down.

The problem is they picked a side and the democrats are whipping out a lot of decent leadership who are ethical and the process has been ongoing since 2010 shocked Urkle.

Wife and I will pray for your strength and I would suggest you find you center on resetting the stress cup.

Drive on and you will love retirement.

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (X0I7i)

252 223 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.


In fairness, the dungeon is soundproofed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (5LCqK)

Wait, Ace has interns? Are they small fuzzy things that look like teddy bears with big lips?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (Wfa6X)

253 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Dec 4
When people complain about Biden, they usually point to observable things, such as food prices, his age, his pushing of hoaxes, Ukraine, etc.

When people complain about Trump, it is usually based on their fever dreams about an unlikely future. “He might become a dictator.” “He might put people in prison camps.”

And sometimes it is about his imaginary past: The Fine People Hoax, The Drinking Bleach Hoax, The Russian Collusion Hoax, etc.

Amazingly, half the country hasn’t spotted the pattern. I think ChatGPT 1.0 could have spotted it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (krqg6)

254 Interns demanding, you say?

Twenty-one year olds that haven't experienced many adult activities, or spent any time gaining knowledge, intelligence or maturity?

Those folks?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (qoGsy)

255 247 Please sign this letter demanding that Ace ban bats from the cafe. Thank you.
Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (u73oe)

And Yoko...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (xaFKb)

256 The leaders of Harvard University, the most "prestigious school" in all of America, are proud to clarify that they are far too smart to say what they actually mean in person, and can only clarify it the day after in a press statement.

They're too smart to be expected the think on their feet before they give a statement.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (krQz2)

257 245 ...
The author thinks he's lying but it probably is true. The Russians during the Cold War preferred dealing with Republicans because they were practical, said what they wanted and would keep their word. Even then, Dems like Carter were too erratic for them to feel safe with them. Now, the Dems, even bribed by Xi take the first meeting to insult the crap out of the delegation and later to go nutso over Taiwan.

Sure, a guy like Trump might hold their feet over the fire on trade and drive a hard bargain but they respect that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

258 255 247 Please sign this letter demanding that Ace ban bats from the cafe. Thank you.
Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (u73oe)

And Yoko...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (xaFKb)

From ONT

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (xaFKb)

259 247 Please sign this letter demanding that Ace ban bats from the cafe. Thank you.
Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:10 PM (u73oe)


I don't think this will end well.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (dWjpk)

260 Hey Prof Rickford,
Feel free to start your popular revolt in my town. Yes siree. Come on down! You'll have an exciting, if short, time!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (uSHSS)

261 I would sign an open letter to ban Yoko from this site.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (5LCqK)

262 252 223 Do we ever hear anything about uppity interns at the HQ part of AoSHQ? No, we do not.


In fairness, the dungeon is soundproofed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (5LCqK)

Wait, Ace has interns? Are they small fuzzy things that look like teddy bears with big lips?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (Wfa6X)

About the size of Umpa-Loompas, I believe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

263 254 Interns demanding, you say?

Twenty-one year olds that haven't experienced many adult activities, or spent any time gaining knowledge, intelligence or maturity?

Those folks?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (qoGsy)

Yes, but they intern at the WHITE HOUSE.

*waits expectantly for TP to be impressed*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:13 PM (di6C2)

264 Hopefully I will not be in a position to be confronted by one of these people spewing their lies and apologies for rapists and murderers.

I’m too young to ignore it and too old to go to jail.

Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:14 PM (MNhXM)

265 The author thinks he's lying but it probably is true.
Posted by: Oldcat

Imma gonna let you finish, but...

No way. Biden is destroying the country, is on their payroll, is compromised, and is incompetent. They wish they could have 10 more biden terms but after 1 or 2 more we will be in worse shape than the shittiest shithole 3rd world shithole..

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:14 PM (GEfM0)

266 ... while I stay in the safety of the truck...
Posted by: Merlin Olsen


******

Merlin Olsen is the Ed "Too Tall" Jones of Marlon Perkinses.

...and what did you do to the Land Rover?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 06:14 PM (991eG)

267 >>Sure, a guy like Trump might hold their feet over the fire on trade and drive a hard bargain but they respect that.


I think Xi is aiming a bit higher. We are already at war with China and we're losing largely because corrupt douchebags like Biden are selling us out.

Xi is winning on the cheap.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2023 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

268 I got this ! They should rename Washington Commanders to Washington Interns !!!

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (V13WU)

269
A real Pope would be flying to Gaza, standing over the pumps and blessing the outflow as holy water.

Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (j4U/Z)

270 268 I got this ! They should rename Washington Commanders to Washington Interns !!!

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (V13WU)

They always take a knee?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

271 The interns will probably receive double pay now instead of being summarily dismissed.

Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

272 They always take a knee?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (ynpvh)



Two knees.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:16 PM (5LCqK)

273 257 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

Eh "sorta" there is a mythology built up to save communist dignity. They were shocked that Reagan rejected (for 4 years) the carefully crafted by Soviet money in the west notion that nuclear war was "unwinnable."

Reagan was confident we could win a nuclear war, he was confident we would win a conventional war, and SDI altered the Soviet analysis on the credibility of the NATO resolve.

Reagan was the first balls to the floorboard we are at LEAST equals at this table actor since JFK's image.

Reagan was what broke them, along with the clusterfuck of Chernobyl and 'ghani.

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 06:16 PM (X0I7i)

274 269
A real Pope would be flying to Gaza, standing over the pumps and blessing the outflow as holy water.

Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (j4U/Z)

The current Pope is a communist. I'm surprised he doesn't catch fire during communions.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

275 while I stay in the safety of the truck...
Posted by: Merlin Olsen

******

Merlin Olsen is the Ed "Too Tall" Jones of Marlon Perkinses.

...and what did you do to the Land Rover?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 06:14 PM (991eG)
***

Did someone say Irish Rovers?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (uSHSS)

276 Shocking, really, that interns in this administration would be of such ignorant leftiness.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (XeU6L)

277 I got this ! They should rename Washington Commanders to Washington Interns !!!

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (V13WU)

They always take a knee?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

because they suck...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (V13WU)

278 .except at AOSHQ, here it takes hard work, dedication, subject matter knowledge, and dedication

*******

**Scrolls to top**
**Double checks url**

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (991eG)

279 Good Lord, these rape-apologist women are so evil.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (ufFY8)

280 The current Pope is a communist. I'm surprised he doesn't catch fire during communions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)



I keep expecting the blessed name of the Lord to turn to molten brass on his accursed lips.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (5LCqK)

281 The Russians thought Reagan was a little bit crazy and unpredictable.
Reminds me of someone... hmm...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (MeG8a)

282 Merlin Olsen saved Arthur’s ass.

Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (MNhXM)

283 The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

That's the press in the Ronnie Ray Gun Days, lying. Carter was the one they couldn't stand. They respected Reagan for rebuilding our defenses, and in the end were willing to make arms reduction treaties and the like.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

284 279 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (ufFY

It is why I showed back up.

We are lectured by our moral inferiors.

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (X0I7i)

285 There are two sides to every position:

"I was on an all protein diet, and the grocery store was closed." -- Jefferey Dahmer

"I had a passion for acquiring real estate." --Ghengis Khan

"It's not like I could donate to the poor with a name like mine." ---Ivan the Terrible

"Look, it has nothing to do with the staked bodies. I was a bit of a...player in college. That's all." --Vlad the Impaler.

"The Palestinians are facing genocide." ---- (____________)

Posted by: Orson at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (dIske)

286 The interns demand? The interns??

Fire them all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (2PLLn)

287 These interns probably went to places like Harvard, meaning they are indoctrinated dumbasses.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

288 These interns should be deported or expelled for treason.

Hamas killed more than 30 Americans.

People like that are why I choose not to own a firearm. I got cranky after Chemo and might do something I would regret.

Posted by: setnaffa at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (CavGp)

289 277 I got this ! They should rename Washington Commanders to Washington Interns !!!

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (V13WU)

They always take a knee?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

because they suck...

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (V13WU)

The two aren't mutually exclusive...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

290 Liberal women have proven beyond a doubt:

They are not against rape.
They are only against rape that doesn't advance their cause.

All women should know:
Every Democrat will stand by and laugh if you are raped by a Muslim.
Doesn't matter how you voted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Q7Npv)

291 Yeah, China wants Trump because

- massive open border to muslims and freeloaders makes us strong
- massive payoffs to Dem corrupt enterprises makes us strong
- buying coal manufactured green energy with fed money ...
- destroying the dollar with printing press...
- destroying education by teaching kids sex and not math...
- destroying military, spending billions to harm Russia...
...
No way.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:19 PM (GEfM0)

292 Watching The Bottom Line- Now the Democrats new talking point is that Trump is going to make inflation worse because he's going to crack down on illegal immigration.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2023 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

293 > The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.


more like, they took Reagan seriously

Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO8)

294 Did someone say Irish Rovers?

*******

Watch Jim wrestle with The Unicorn while I tell you about Mutual of Omaha from the safety of the Land Rover...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (991eG)

295 >>>>Amazingly, half the country hasn’t spotted the pattern. I think ChatGPT 1.0 could have spotted it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

If it's not on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, CNBC it. does. not. exist.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (zzBMk)

296 279 Good Lord, these rape-apologist women are so evil.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 06:17 PM (ufFY

To be fair, I doubt anyone would rape any of them. The rapist would have to look at them.... and smell them....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (Wfa6X)

297 The interns demand? The interns??

Fire them all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (2PLLn)
---
Hawaiian Judge - "You can't do that!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (BpYfr)

298 Fire All They Intern Asses...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (R/m4+)

299 Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

The Press didn’t make up. ‘ We begin bombing in five minutes’ . The Russians don’t like jokes like that.

Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

300
The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM


Imagine that Reagan would have Strategic Air Command bombers lined up at the edge of the runway, engines running, when Soviet satellites flew past.

Whether true or not, it might make you giggle a little.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (enJYY)

301 WH Intern = Cum Dumpster, F*ck Whore, Ignorant Slut.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (eYF7X)

302 290 Liberal women have proven beyond a doubt:

They are not against rape.
They are only against rape that doesn't advance their cause.

All women should know:
Every Democrat will stand by and laugh if you are raped by a Muslim.
Doesn't matter how you voted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Q7Npv)

True. Example:
Bill Clinton
It would be their honor to suck him off.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (ynpvh)

303 Mrs928 is making Crack Chicken again. I can smell it from here and water is coming from my mouth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (5LCqK)

304 "but if they are going to make abortion an issue, we are going to lose every election." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

maybe the only way to win, if to make the referendum something more like ... "should abortion after 21 weeks be freely available".

Because that is where the majority are at, especially against the Late Term abortion.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

305 "The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan."

Remember the articles about how the Russians were afraid of Trump because he was crazy and unpredictable?

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

306 We all hopes that no Gay students of Color were not hurt by this gun violence caused be Lax trump Gun Laws.......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (Mig/N)

307 Ok boss, all done cleaning out the barrel. Oh, and I noticed your coffee cup was dirty so I scrubbed it out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (u73oe)

308 Twenty-one year olds that haven't experienced many adult activities, or spent any time gaining knowledge, intelligence or maturity?

Those folks?
Posted by: Tonypete
------

Every one the progeny of an active Democrat donor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

309 Did Mohammed go to the sea or is the sea coming to Mohammed?

Posted by: See the sea, see? at December 06, 2023 06:22 PM (hirWM)

310 Watch Jim wrestle with The Unicorn while I tell you about Mutual of Omaha from the safety of the Land Rover...
Posted by: Muldoon

Just as The Unicorn protects it's young from that pervert Jim, you too can protect your family with Mutual of Omaha.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 06:22 PM (qoGsy)

311 Hey guys, here's our next military misadventure:

Guyana begs U.S. military to help defend its borders after Venezuela staked claim to oil-rich region: Biden 'aware' of rising tensions after Maduro sparked invasion fears by ordering teams to start drilling

Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 06:22 PM (geLO8)

312
The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah? Well, Madero is so scared of Biden he just declared he's taking over a neighboring country. After Biden conceded to letting him ship crude to us again.

Norms restored. America is back, baby!

Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 06:22 PM (j4U/Z)

313 Is removing a blm supporter, an antifa and Jew hater considered a hat trick?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (V/nQI)

314 Imma gonna let you finish, but...

No way. Biden is destroying the country, is on their payroll, is compromised, and is incompetent. They wish they could have 10 more biden terms but after 1 or 2 more we will be in worse shape than the shittiest shithole 3rd world shithole..
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:14 PM (GEfM0)

Biden's team pissed them off massively by lecturing them about Uighur muslims in public in their first meeting in Alaska. Their too-ing and fro-ing on Taiwan when it is America's official policy (which I disagree) that Taiwan is part of China pisses them off massively. Sending Pelosi there too angered them.

Sure Biden's weakness gives them some advantages, but their blundering might trigger off a real shooting war.

On the other hand, they always showed Trump major respect, even when he was tightening up trade rules on them. Because he did it the right way.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

315 WH Intern = Cum Dumpster, F*ck Whore, Ignorant Slut.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

And that's just the guys. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (qoGsy)

316 The current Pope is a communist. I'm surprised he doesn't catch fire during communions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

Astroglide is fire proof I believe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

317 Hey guys, here's our next military misadventure:

Guyana begs U.S. military to help defend its borders after Venezuela staked claim to oil-rich region: Biden 'aware' of rising tensions after Maduro sparked invasion fears by ordering teams to start drilling
Posted by: Don Black

Fapfapfap

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (R4t5M)

318 . . . something something noodle shop cashier telling the noodle shop owner how things would run better if owner did things the cashier's way something something . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (4I/2K)

319 307 Ok boss, all done cleaning out the barrel. Oh, and I noticed your coffee cup was dirty so I scrubbed it out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (u73oe)

Hopefully not with the same sponge.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Wfa6X)

320 312
The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah? Well, Madero is so scared of Biden he just declared he's taking over a neighboring country. After Biden conceded to letting him ship crude to us again.

Norms restored. America is back, baby!

Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2023 06:22 PM (j4U/Z)

That's a crude joke...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

321 "Madero is so scared of Biden he just declared he's taking over a neighboring country. "

A smart dictator would get it done now.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

322 I got this ! They should rename Washington Commanders to Washington Interns !!!
Posted by: runner


They always take a knee?
Posted by: jim


Rename them to Tanya Hardings.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2023 06:24 PM (OGsvs)

323 I didn't read all of the above so maybe this was already mentioned.

I bet most of those inters were Ivy Leaguers. Think about that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:24 PM (GEfM0)

324 319 307 Ok boss, all done cleaning out the barrel. Oh, and I noticed your coffee cup was dirty so I scrubbed it out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell , AOSHQ Intern at December 06, 2023 06:21 PM (u73oe)

Hopefully not with the same sponge.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Wfa6X)

Adds a special flavor to everything it's used on.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

325 "That's a crude joke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

I see how you slipped that in there.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2023 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

326 That's a crude joke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

Aaaand we're off!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:25 PM (Wfa6X)

327 "While Jim goes in motion to the left side of the formation, let me tell you about Mutual of OMAHA, OMAHA...

Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (991eG)

328 Very early in Reagan's presidency, he had a meeting with his SecDef and senior generals. After the briefing in which he was essentially told the Russians had more tanks, artillery, aircraft, soldiers, ships, and nukes than we did, he asked, "Is there anything we have more of?"
Silence in the room.
Then a quiet voice from a colonel sitting in the back row, "Money, sir. We have more money."
Stunned silence.
Then Reagan got this big smile...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (uSHSS)

329 Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

The Press didn’t make up. ‘ We begin bombing in five minutes’ . The Russians don’t like jokes like that.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

Oh please, only the MSM cared about that kind of crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

330 The stories I heard is that the Russians were scared shitless of Reagan.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

__________________

Reagan was doing a mic check at some event and gave the media the vapors. "Check check...we start bombing in 3-2-1..." (this is a true story, and it wouldn't surprise me if it's somewhere on Youtube)

Posted by: Orson at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (dIske)

331 What do Guns Laws at LA International Airport (LAX) have to do with this ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (BKOUD)

332 Then Reagan got this big smile...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (uSHSS)

Oh please, the Russian navy doesn't have more ships than the USN, then or now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

333 If someone told me they were an intern in Biden's White House, the first question I would ask is "who's coke was it". You know they know.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2023 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

334 If you look at the letter, there are no signatures. They do not want to be identified. That's some strong commitment, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

335 Flying squirrel video:

https://tinyurl.com/5bx9td9f

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:27 PM (di6C2)

336 Posted by: Oldcat

I think your mixing respect, fear, and desire as next president.

They may respect Tump, and may fear Biden will bumble into a shooting war.
But I don't think they fear a shooting war so much, and they are pissing themselves with glee at how much Biden is destroying the country.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (GEfM0)

337 334 If you look at the letter, there are no signatures. They do not want to be identified. That's some strong commitment, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

Maybe they don't know how to write cursive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

338 I didn't read all of the above so maybe this was already mentioned.

I bet most of those inters were Ivy Leaguers. Think about that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:24 PM (GEfM0)

Probably just about all of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

339 removing a blm supporter, an antifa and Jew hater considered a hat trick?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2023 06:23 PMtargets.
-----

We're gonna need a ruling on this because they're all the same pirsyn.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

340 They went to Haa-vaad.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

341 How come Biden can’t talk tough about a piss ant dictator invading another country really unprovoked this time but he can talk tough to a leader of a nuclear weapon capable country and give billions of our dollars away to fight him.

Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (MNhXM)

342 >>>
Imagine that Reagan would have Strategic Air Command bombers lined up at the edge of the runway, engines running, when Soviet satellites flew past.

Whether true or not, it might make you giggle a little.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
------

On Red Square Day he had U2s do a fly over.
Straight over the parade.
Russians could see them on radar but could not touch them.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (zzBMk)

343 They may respect Tump, and may fear Biden will bumble into a shooting war.
But I don't think they fear a shooting war so much, and they are pissing themselves with glee at how much Biden is destroying the country.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (GEfM0)

Your neighbor wandering about like a lunatic firing his shotgun at random might be destroying his own home in so doing, but you aren't going to be happy about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

344 Guyana begs U.S. military to help defend its borders after Venezuela staked claim to oil-rich region: Biden 'aware' of rising tensions after Maduro sparked invasion fears by ordering teams to start drilling
Posted by: Don Black


Send 'em $100 billion and tell 'em to leave me alone. It's nap time.

Posted by: Joe Biden with steel plates in his head at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

345 Reagan was doing a mic check at some event and gave the media the vapors. "Check check...we start bombing in 3-2-1..." (this is a true story, and it wouldn't surprise me if it's somewhere on Youtube)
Posted by: Orson at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (dIske)

https://tinyurl.com/cnhv7fdm

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (di6C2)

346 334 If you look at the letter, there are no signatures. They do not want to be identified. That's some strong commitment, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Easy - go to linkdin and filter for anyone who interned at the WH this year. Put them all on the list.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (GEfM0)

347 Texas tease.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (krqg6)

348 299 Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

They needed the cage rattled, just like the mythology around Able Archer forgets that the reality is Ivan knew he had earned some enmity with the KAL shootdown.

Things are seldom as clear cut as they appear.

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 06:30 PM (X0I7i)

349 339 removing a blm supporter, an antifa and Jew hater considered a hat trick?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2023 06:23 PMtargets.
-----

We're gonna need a ruling on this because they're all the same pirsyn.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

I think pedophile should be in there somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (di6C2)

350 256 The leaders of Harvard University, the most "prestigious school" in all of America, are proud to clarify that they are far too smart to say what they actually mean in person, and can only clarify it the day after in a press statement.

They're too smart to be expected the think on their feet before they give a statement.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2023 06:11 PM (krQz2)


I saw that. It's very difficult to keep count of the number of Leftist women who've had to clarify what they meant about ignoring rape of Israelis and supporting murdering every Jew in the world.

Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (5fDan)

351 NOOD Hits

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

352 Oh please, only the MSM cared about that kind of crap.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

That one opinion. Don’t act like it’s a fact.

Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (MNhXM)

353 We’re dealing with a religion here? No way.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (NxC5+)

354 It gave me the vapors too, because I was in Leningrad at the time...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (MeG8a)

355 Blake, damn, you're right. I didn't think about that

Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (V/nQI)

356 On Red Square Day he had U2s do a fly over.
Straight over the parade.
Russians could see them on radar but could not touch them.
Posted by: Braenyard

That's how it's done.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at December 06, 2023 06:32 PM (R4t5M)

357 Upon reading this Jewish support for Democrats will plummet from 80.76% to 80.73%.

Posted by: Montec at December 06, 2023 06:32 PM (tJsiW)

358 nood tits
er, hits

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

359
Maybe they don't know how to write cursive.
Posted by: jim
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Hell, they probably had AI compose the letter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

360 Maybe they don't know how to write cursive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

Don't try to send them home in a car with manual transmission.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (Wfa6X)

361 off faggot sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (R4t5M)

362 328 Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (uSHSS)

We had good systems coming online, essentially WW3 81 would have sucked probably gone nuclear by us.

83 was a coinflip....

86 we would have stomped the fuckers and I wish we would have to establish once and for all "command economies are a clusterfuck."

Water under the bridge, and thank you 1977-1983 for the new gear.

Posted by: sven at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (X0I7i)

363 Oh please, only the MSM cared about that kind of crap.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

That one opinion. Don’t act like it’s a fact.
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 06:31 PM (MNhXM)

Just lived through it, and Reagan won that election and the next one my huge majorities.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

364 332 Then Reagan got this big smile...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (uSHSS)

Oh please, the Russian navy doesn't have more ships than the USN, then or now.

Posted by: Oldcat
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We didn't break their Navy we broke their bank.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (zzBMk)

365 The quick and easy answer to clear the hamas Tunnels is what we did to Iraq to clear the tunnels.........

Only takes a few minutes and no sea water needed...

Thermobaric Weapons will turn all of them into "Crispy Critters". It is a non-painful and mostly peaceful way to terminate Hamas with extreme PREJUDICE......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (BKOUD)

366 Our Declaration of Independence was based on the idea that it was a people's RIGHT and DUTY to change their government, if it was not doing what they wanted.

This whole giving citizens of a country a total Pass, on what their government does... counters that ideal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2023 06:04 PM (xaFKb)

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I'm pretty sure referring to the Declaration of Independence is now considered making a terroristic threat.

Please turn yourself in to the nearest FBI office.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 06, 2023 06:35 PM (cMXNt)

367 Then Reagan got this big smile...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 06:26 PM (uSHSS)

Oh please, the Russian navy doesn't have more ships than the USN, then or now.

Posted by: Oldcat
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We didn't break their Navy we broke their bank.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 06:33 PM (zzBMk)

They don't have a large navy and never did. Thus the anecdote is a bit suspect by saying so.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2023 06:37 PM (eoQWY)

368 I am getting the feeling that the interns didn't check with Hamas leadership before demanding that the President of the United States impose a ceasefire.

Last I heard, Hamas was not interested in a permanent ceasefire. They were interested in repeating their Oct. 7 attack.

Do the interns think that the President of the United States can order Hamas to honor a ceasefire like the one (or two) they broke on Oct. 7?

Posted by: KT at December 06, 2023 06:38 PM (rrtZS)

369 "Fire All They Intern Asses..."

No...no...no...NO!

We need to hire more interns so they can also sign the letter. We need action! we need office meetings. we need a manifesto! we need media coverage!

we need slogans! we need RESISTANCE!

When do we need it?

NOAW!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 06, 2023 06:40 PM (89Sog)

370 When Jayapal is raped so brutally that she begs to be killed maybe I'll credit her opinion.
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You're 100% more likely to be visited by the fbi for "threats" now than any thousands of those in America calling specifically for violence against Jews.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 06, 2023 06:44 PM (Q7Npv)

371 I remember several years ago people were complaining that since Israeli troops don't get rape Pali women, meant they considered Palis to NHs subhuman.

Posted by: John Chard, Lieutenant, Royal Engineers at December 06, 2023 06:55 PM (fCn4f)

372 Years ago, I interned for a congressman. Whenever policy discussions went on, anytime they asked my opinion, it was usually followed by a request to go get someone a sandwich or a soda.
You know, kind make me feel like a part of the team or something...

Posted by: Gerry Owen at December 06, 2023 06:56 PM (qySYq)

373 True, the White House Interns support the gang rape of Jewish Women are opposed to President Biden speaking out against that practice. Also true is that WH interns support the genocide of Jews. Lastly, the most true part about this story is that the Biden Administration hires nutcases who far surpass Omorosa on the insanity scale.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 06, 2023 07:16 PM (84EtT)

374 I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake...
... or two . . .

Posted by: Dr Yankovic at December 06, 2023 08:48 PM (hSwza)

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