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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Bakst Supper1.jpg

The Supper
Leon Bakst

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:30 AM (JrojV)

2 Yessss!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:30 AM (JrojV)

3 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:30 AM (R4t5M)

4 She looks happy.

Too happy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (ScR16)

5 Busty redhead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (zZu0s)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Butterface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 She definitely passes the elbow test.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Women's hats were ridiculous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (zZu0s)

10 *plays Jerry Rafferty*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (R4t5M)

11
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (9mNHV)

12 Is she the supper or is the audience her supper?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (eYoxG)

13 Chick's got crazy eyes, and looks like she's holding knives.

Would not hang. Or bang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (JrojV)

14 Good to see others have been visited by my night terror.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

15 I don't see any supper.

Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (88xKn)

16 8 She definitely passes the elbow test.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

She could eat a piece of key lime pie off that shelf she has.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (zZu0s)

17 Too much Absinthe

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (bs+z0)

18 Seems that hair hasn't been washed in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

19 Weird and Awkward. Unnatural. Silly hat and weird expression. Unbalanced. Would not hang.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (d04cU)

20 Women's hats were ridiculous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (zZu0s)
-----
Were? Ever seen the ladies at Ascot?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (ScR16)

21 She's been drinking.

Posted by: huerfano at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4KYm)

22 The table cloth looks like Joe Biden's cloth diaper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

23 She hath a lean and hungry look !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

24 You don't have to look at the mantle piece while poking the fire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (R4t5M)

25 This one makes me smile for some reason.

Posted by: Tuna at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (oaGWv)

26
Is that an orange on the table? If so, someone's gonna get whacked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (9mNHV)

27 This artist has a good eye for a subject, and will improve on he learns to draw figures and in proportion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (ZS5kD)

28 Well, that's creepy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (ftFVW)

29 21 She's been drinking.
Posted by: huerfano at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4KYm)

For some reason, looking at her, I think 'low class prostitute from whitechapel.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (zZu0s)

30 Women's hats were ridiculous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:31 AM (zZu0s)

At lest they changed them once in awhile.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

31 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Either she's wearing a hideous hat or there is a giant hole in that back wall.

Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2023 09:34 AM (88xKn)

33 She's been drinking.

Posted by: huerfano at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4KYm)

And doing other things.

I would call that "post-coital languor."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:34 AM (3Gtis)

34 31 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

1, but use JackStraw's name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)

35
1, but use JackStraw's name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)


And smoke his weed prior.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Lifting a cheek to fart.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (ejGl1)

37 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge



She breaks the Matrix.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (JrojV)

38 Seems that hair hasn't been washed in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

You people are no fun at all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (3Gtis)

39 Somebody shit on the linen.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (ErLti)

40 Is her butt even touching the chair seat?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

41 Bartender: "And this is from the young lady lady at the other table -- Ms. Butterface."

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (0Id0S)

42 We're open all day!

Posted by: LensCrafters at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (PiwSw)

43 Looks like the face was done with a higher level of detail than the background, but then old Leon realized it didn't match so smudged it. Weird.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (ftFVW)

44 I think she does butt stuff.

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (Rg4GQ)

45 Seems that hair hasn't been washed in a while.

Posted by: Sponge



Well, that's one way to keep Joe from sniffing it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (JrojV)

46 What is she wearing on her head?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (ZLI7S)

47
You people are no fun at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (3Gtis)


But, you're missing my appreciation for the intricate details allowing me to notice she's this close to dreadlocks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

48 38 Seems that hair hasn't been washed in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

You people are no fun at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (3Gtis)

Mary Kelly better get it washed before her big date with Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (zZu0s)

49 If Mr. Bean were a well-endowed lady.

Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (0Id0S)

50 Her face looks like a Siamese cat.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

51 What is she wearing on her head?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (ZLI7S)

One of those weird knit hats that you Deadheads wear to keep your dreadlocks from falling into the soup.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (3Gtis)

52 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

An 8 with a bag over her head.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (R4t5M)

53 23 and Me claims direct lineage between this floozy and Barbra Streisand. The chest and nose tell all.

Posted by: Hello Dolly! at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (83IzV)

54 Seems that hair hasn't been washed in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

You people are no fun at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (3Gtis)

We're just getting warmed up !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (T4tVD)

55 > Somebody shit on the linen.
___________

LOL

I was thinking 'skid marks' on the tablecloth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

56 You people are no fun at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 09:35 AM (3Gtis)


Don't blame us. We didn't come up with the 100-comment rule.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (JrojV)

57 Wall Street likes fake numbers.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (ErLti)

58 I like what's on the menu.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (krqg6)

59 A bit plain, no guests, meals served or dog under table waiting for scraps

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (ZIFei)

60 Looked the Artist up.. Russian and did set design

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (bs+z0)

61 What is she wearing on her head?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 09:37 AM (ZLI7S)
****
A tote bag.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

62 Clearly, this chick likes butt stuff.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (ErLti)

63 Is her butt even touching the chair seat?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

She just farted !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

64 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden



She's Russian, so you figure it out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (JrojV)

65 Well, you guys got here fast!

Posted by: Ciampino - Dad, what's Rhodesian?... at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (qfLjt)

66 24 You don't have to look at the mantle piece while poking the fire.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

And yet, some of my acquaintances wonder why I lurk here...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (hOUT3)

67 Her arms remind me of Dr Seuss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (zZu0s)

68 Wall Street likes fake numbers.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:38 AM (ErLti)


Well, it IS a mecca for money laundering. However, the tablecloth in the painting hasn't been laundered in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Her proportions are...off. Plus the dress says, closing time, going to hit the bar as soon as I finish this painting.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (NgqoH)

70 Mischievous grin.

She's up to no good.

Probably a lot of fun. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (izj35)

71 She's eating alone.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

72 I wonder if she's ordering the lobster??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (krqg6)

73 A tote bag.
Posted by: redridinghood



Didn't' know they even had PBS back then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (JrojV)

74 I wonder if she's ordering the lobster??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (krqg6)


Only to set it free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Smiling face plus black dress equals Merry Widow?

She's a White Russian, a very White Russian. Almost albino.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (b8LUX)

76 She just farted !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)
******
Must be the Spam.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

77 75 Smiling face plus black dress equals Merry Widow?

She's a White Russian, a very White Russian. Almost albino.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (b8LUX)

Tubercular.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:41 AM (zZu0s)

78 Alternate title:

"The Giant Alien Brain-Eating Truffle Infesting Millie's Head Behaved Itself During Dinner at La Tour d'Argent, and Then Dessert Came"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 09:41 AM (QzZeQ)

79 Later, the artist would go on to form the Bakstreet Boys.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:41 AM (JrojV)

80 Now THAT is a hat.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 29, 2023 09:42 AM (ZtgZZ)

81 Unaware - a limerick

There once was a woman named Bloom
Who had quite an ample "bazoom"
Her intenntions were plain
To drink her champagne
From the tallest dang Flute of the Room™

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 09:42 AM (991eG)

82 She got the look of knowing what she needs and just how to get it.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 29, 2023 09:42 AM (oEXy7)

83 All that tablecloth?
Who's under there?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2023 09:42 AM (izj35)

84 83 All that tablecloth?
Who's under there?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2023 09:42 AM (izj35)

Is that why she's smiling ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2023 09:43 AM (bs+z0)

85 There once was a woman named Bloom
Who had quite an ample "bazoom"
Her intenntions were plain
To drink her champagne
From the tallest dang Flute of the Room™
Posted by: Muldoon

+1

Posted by: Steve Kroft at November 29, 2023 09:43 AM (R4t5M)

86 She looks like a real bakst case!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 09:43 AM (991eG)

87 $20 just like in town!

Posted by: Paladin at November 29, 2023 09:43 AM (lhi1/)

88 All that tablecloth?
Who's under there?


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Sniper at November 29, 2023 09:44 AM (JrojV)

89 Her body says Jessica Rabbit, butter face says Mrs. Grinch

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:44 AM (FCbAQ)

90 83 All that tablecloth?
Who's under there?
Posted by: Lizzy

A jar of peanut butter and a beagle.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at November 29, 2023 09:44 AM (R4t5M)

91 Alternate Title:

"Don't Allow Joe Biden to Sit On The Corner of Your Dining Table"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 09:44 AM (QzZeQ)

92 Strike one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:45 AM (R4t5M)

93 She's got a dead animal hanging on the back of her chair.
Probably a mink.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

94 Looks like there's a guys hat on the small table in the foreground.

Is he the one making the supper? Or is he the supper?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:45 AM (JrojV)

95 Liquid dinner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2023 09:45 AM (Oz76Y)

96 "Looked the Artist up.. Russian and did set design"

His costume design drawings are quite beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at November 29, 2023 09:45 AM (oaGWv)

97 Looks like a seduction scene to me. Notice the champagne. Not sure who set the stage but she looks pretty happy about it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 29, 2023 09:46 AM (t/2Uw)

98 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This art should be called The Hat.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 09:46 AM (uSHSS)

99 That's one dirty looking table cloth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (hH3Px)

100 So that's the schtupper. I thought I couldn't get schtupped here.

Posted by: Buddy Hackett at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (C9E2V)

101 100

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (hH3Px)

102 98 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This art should be called The Hat.
Goes looking for coffee.
-------------------
Moar like the Cat in the Hat.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (ErLti)

103 I'm not sure what to make of this painting. It's interesting how the artist includes just enough detail, indistinct as it is, to meet the needs of the title. But the woman's expression adds possibilities. The first possibility is that perhaps she will be the supper. Or she thinks her dining companion will be the meal. Or maybe she just likes wine and oranges.

This is not something I would hang but it is worth looking at to try to figure it out.

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

104 Notice the champagne.



I thought those were knives at first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (JrojV)

105 Where's the beef??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (Sgq8y)

106 Alternate title:

"In Which The Shadow Is Revealed to Be a Pervert Who Likes to Look Up Ladies Dresses at Swanky French Restaurants"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (QzZeQ)

107 My 101 identifies as 100.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:48 AM (hH3Px)

108 She just farted !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)
******
Must be the Spam.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

ISWYDT .

Are you implying that I fart a lot ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 09:48 AM (T4tVD)

109 That is the facial expression of a lady who is about to start a ruckus.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 29, 2023 09:48 AM (pjI6G)

110 I guess the hat is better than a ushanka. It would kind of ruin the look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:48 AM (zZu0s)

111 After weeks of horrible polling for Biden, Morning Consult comes to the rescue showing he’s winning by 1.

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (Rg4GQ)

112 ISWYDT Muldoon.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (t/2Uw)

113 Where's the beef??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2023 09:47 AM (Sgq8y)
******
Evidently, it's under the table.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

114 She looks a little evil.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (4tUZx)

115 That's an alien pretending to be a human

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (XqcwY)

116 111 After weeks of horrible polling for Biden, Morning Consult comes to the rescue showing he’s winning by 1.
------------------
And GDP is up by 5.2%! Sure.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (ErLti)

117 I guess the hat is better than a ushanka.




I've been in Moscow in the winter. Believe me, you want an ushanka then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (JrojV)

118 "Supper!? I didn't even know her!"

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (4tUZx)

119 "After weeks of horrible polling for Biden, Morning Consult comes to the rescue showing he’s winning by 1."

Against who...the National Christmas Tree?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (hH3Px)

120 The big black hat hides the conehead

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (XqcwY)

121 89 Her body says Jessica Rabbit, butter face says Mrs. Grinch
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:44 AM (FCbAQ)

Ha!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (4tUZx)

122 Psycho.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (lf83v)

123 I've been in Moscow in the winter. Believe me, you want an ushanka then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (JrojV)

I am not saying they are not toasty, just that the overall look would be more bizarre with one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:51 AM (zZu0s)

124 It's worth looking up the artist's theater set designs. They are creative and evocative.

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2023 09:51 AM (7EjX1)

125 And GDP is up by 5.2%! Sure.

A number of my friends just got laid off.

Merry Funployment!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2023 09:51 AM (XqcwY)

126 "Supper!? I didn't even know her!"


Oh, you dinnern't?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:51 AM (JrojV)

127 "She looks a little evil."

Bunny boiler?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:51 AM (hH3Px)

128 She's being wined, dined and will later recline. The saucy little minks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 09:52 AM (uSHSS)

129 "A number of my friends just got laid off.

Merry Funployment!"

Two of our friends just got the word.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:52 AM (hH3Px)

130 And GDP is up by 5.2%! Sure.

They're gonna do everything they can to get that POS re-elected....Not that he was actually "elected" the last time

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2023 09:52 AM (bs+z0)

131 She's here for the Xanax broth with a side of Prozac biscuits.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2023 09:52 AM (lf83v)

132 21 She's been drinking.
Posted by: huerfano

Not that there'sh anyshing wrong wif that...

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2023 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

133 114 She looks a little evil.
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (4tUZx)

That's how they draw you in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:53 AM (zZu0s)

134 I don't know if true but I've seen a report (probably somewhere like Men Post Their Ws [Wins] ) about a date that asked the waiter what the most-expensive item on the menu was; seeing she was playing him, he went through the list but made excuses as in the Monty Python "Cheeseshop Sketch" for why each expensive item was unavailable that night. The guy thanked him for it later.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 09:53 AM (krqg6)

135 39 Somebody shit on the linen.
Posted by: Pudhinhead

Bad dog!!!

Posted by: Amber Heard at November 29, 2023 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

136 Laying people off before Christmas is just evil.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:53 AM (JrojV)

137 130 And GDP is up by 5.2%! Sure.

They're gonna do everything they can to get that POS re-elected....Not that he was actually "elected" the last time
-----------------
Maybe people will realize sending money to Manhattan is not in their best interests?

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 09:54 AM (ErLti)

138 'Busty ushanka' does not return many busty results.

Dear Lord, the Soviets made a lot of those fricking hats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:54 AM (zZu0s)

139 Her body says Jessica Rabbit, butter face says Mrs. Grinch
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:44 AM (FCbAQ)

Ha!
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (4tUZx)


OMG! I got noticed! This must be what Navin Johnson felt like when the phone book came. Just before that can-hating guy showed up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:54 AM (FCbAQ)

140 31 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:55 AM (4tUZx)

141 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
___________

All of it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2023 09:55 AM (lf83v)

142
My Supper thought funny Miss Mabel
Is right there on the next table
When he turns around
Fast as a greyhound
I'll grab it. Eat as fast as I'm able.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 09:55 AM (QzZeQ)

143 She looked different in her ad...

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2023 09:56 AM (R/m4+)

144 Looks like one of those baseball bat beers. Kid-sized.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 29, 2023 09:56 AM (htRuM)

145 Lady Gaga...


The early years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 09:56 AM (hH3Px)

146 81 Unaware - a limerick

There once was a woman named Bloom
Who had quite an ample "bazoom"
Her intenntions were plain
To drink her champagne
From the tallest dang Flute of the Room™

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 09:42 AM (991eG)
----
I read that as 'Fruit of the Loom'.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Stock Market is where you can get chicken broth in bulk at November 29, 2023 09:56 AM (qfLjt)

147 41 Bartender: "And this is from the young lady lady at the other table -- Ms. Butterface."
Posted by: red speck at November 29, 2023 09:36 AM (0Id0S)

Yes! That's got it!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 09:57 AM (4tUZx)

148 31 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

She's in the part where you keep your pants on.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 29, 2023 09:57 AM (pjI6G)

149 I read that as 'Fruit of the Loom'.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Stock Market is where you can get chicken broth in bulk at November 29, 2023 09:56 AM (qfLjt)

Pretty sure that was the point

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2023 09:57 AM (bs+z0)

150 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:53 AM (JrojV)

How politically incorrect!. Those laid off might be offended unless you say, "Laid off at holiday time."/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 09:57 AM (RSbhh)

151 Mrs. Butterface made great maple syrup.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:58 AM (JrojV)

152 Laying people off before Christmas is just evil.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:53 AM (JrojV)


Yeah, that is everyones snap reaction, but it'd be worse to let people spend like crazy going into the holidays only to be cut loose just as the big bills show up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:58 AM (FCbAQ)

153 Where you suppose she is on the Crazy/Hot Matrix?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

She's in the part where you keep your pants on.
Posted by: tankdemon

Also the part where you are running and she's chasing you with a knife.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:58 AM (R4t5M)

154 Psycho.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2023 09:50 AM (lf83v)
===
*raises head quizzically*
*wipes drool with back of hand*
*lays head back down*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2023 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

155 She's plowed, blasted, shot, stiff, blind stinking, fried, and bagged.


Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2023 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

156 So, I went looking for a real life equivalent and I had some issues. It seems like that the tight, stretchy, long sleeved dress is not too common any more. A pity.

Closest I could find:
https://tinyurl.com/47pn3f2a

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 09:59 AM (zZu0s)

157 Nice rack. Don't sit too close, she will cut your balls off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2023 10:00 AM (CnLzB)

158 Although this is closer material wise, just change the color in your mind...

https://tinyurl.com/mt32pmeh

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 10:00 AM (zZu0s)

159 (This painting looks like the cover of an issue of The New Yorker magazine)

********

Mabel was a button-bangle corker
And all the fellas wanted to bork her
And that's why she chose
This seductive pose
To grace July's cover of The New Yorker

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (991eG)

160 https://tinyurl.com/47pn3f2a
Posted by: Aetius


Ah, CH. Nice.

You think her boobs are real? I know the red hair isn't.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (JrojV)

161 She looks like Gilda Radner or Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

162 Sucky-fucky, two dollah

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (pohLc)

163 93 She's got a dead animal hanging on the back of her chair.
Probably a mink.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2023 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

Oh! She does!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (4tUZx)

164 Laying people off before Christmas is just evil.

True story. In 1989 I worked for a Silicon Valley company. Despite official non-denial denials from top management, we knew a big layoff was coming and were pretty sure it would be the next Friday. Then the Loma Prieta earthquake happened, IIRC on Tuesday. The company, from the goodness of their hearts, delayed the layoff for a month -- 'til the Friday before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (nfrXX)

165 but it'd be worse to let people spend like crazy going into the holidays only to be cut loose just as the big bills show up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:58
------------

That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2023 10:02 AM (ViCCR)

166 Okay.. The lady seems to be drinking champagne for supper. I approve! What's with the ball of yarn?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:02 AM (cRrcX)

167 She's got a dead animal hanging on the back of her chair.
Probably a mink.


She's gotta pay the fur tribute to the Republic of Novgorod.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:02 AM (JrojV)

168 You think her boobs are real? I know the red hair isn't.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:01 AM (JrojV)

The problem with the real v fake argument is that, in their 20s, I think for quite a few, they were real. As they got a bit older, my guess is they had some work done to shore up the buttresses, so to speak. Tessa Fowler is an example of this, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (zZu0s)

169 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 10:00 AM (zZu0s)

Why do the redheads have a dead look in their eyes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (RSbhh)

170 but it'd be worse to let people spend like crazy going into the holidays only to be cut loose just as the big bills show up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:58


Eh, I guess it's a wash, then.

But I wonder how many execs got laid off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (JrojV)

171 Greta Thornbird's great great grandma, Ulse Makrllip.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (NxC5+)

172 Pretty sure that was the point
Posted by: It's me donna

*********

YEAH, WHAT DONNA SAID!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (991eG)

173 Our Mrs Reynolds!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 10:04 AM (hH3Px)

174 Why do the redheads have a dead look in their eyes?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Means they're running short on soul nutrients. Time to steal another one!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:04 AM (JrojV)

175 Also the part where you are running and she's chasing you with a knife.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 09:58 AM (R4t5M)

I spent too much time watching court testimony of Ezra McCandless, who stabbed her "boyfriend" to death.

He wasn't really her "boyfriend," just one of the guys she was having sex with, in addition to her other boyfriend.

Anyhoo, Ezra does the whole innocent waif thing on the stand, and in some disturbing ways, reminds me of my ex. Who never stabbed me. Thankfully.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:04 AM (QBaJw)

176 173 Our Mrs Reynolds!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 10:04 AM (hH3Px)

Intergalactic Space Whore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 10:04 AM (zZu0s)

177 The problem with the real v fake argument is that, in their 20s, I think for quite a few, they were real. As they got a bit older, my guess is they had some work done to shore up the buttresses, so to speak. Tessa Fowler is an example of this, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Yes, you're probably right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:05 AM (JrojV)

178 "Intergalactic Space Whore."

Trash

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 10:05 AM (hH3Px)

179 Someone is eating under table?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (hirWM)

180 My first thought was: well, you know what's for dessert.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (Rbu5d)

181 Spend the night with this one and your lesions will be suppurative.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (w9Wax)

182 169 Why do the redheads have a dead look in their eyes?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (RSbhh)

It matches their soul.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (pjI6G)

183 Laying people off before Christmas is just evil.

Another true story. I worked at a company, that for many years, paid out a hefty (30% of gross salary) bonus right before Christmas. Over time, people at work began to count on the bonus and plan their spending accordingly. Well, you guessed it. One year, in November, it I remember correctly they announced an end to the bonus program.


Assholes.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (gmo/4)

184 Eh, I guess it's a wash, then.

But I wonder how many execs got laid off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (JrojV)


And what "severance" package they get.
What color is your balloon? You remember that book?
Most people get the lead colored one.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (FCbAQ)

185 Why do the redheads have a dead look in their eyes?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (RSbhh)

They only look dead until they bite you, then those black eyes roll over white.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:07 AM (QBaJw)

186 13...and looks like she's holding knives.
...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 09:32 AM (JrojV)

That's a flute of champagne (probably not her first) which explains the eyes and goofy expression on her face.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 29, 2023 10:08 AM (Rbu5d)

187 170 but it'd be worse to let people spend like crazy going into the holidays only to be cut loose just as the big bills show up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:58


Eh, I guess it's a wash, then.

But I wonder how many execs got laid off.
------------------
The amount of discount sales going on before XMAS is the tell. Cash is king and the King is is melting.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:08 AM (ErLti)

188 Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore, is the preferred usage.

Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at November 29, 2023 10:08 AM (JCZqz)

189 What's with the ball of yarn?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:02 AM (cRrcX)

Keeps them limber, they just play with it for hours and hours.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:09 AM (QBaJw)

190 That's a flute of champagne (probably not her first) which explains the eyes and goofy expression on her face.



Honey, why don't we get drunk and...spew.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:09 AM (JrojV)

191 Sex with crazy girls is great! Just use positions where you can always see their hands.

Posted by: Charlie Harper, Malibu at November 29, 2023 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

192 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 13h
REPORT: The Department of 'Justice' demanded that Twitter (X) hand over a list of users who engaged with Donald Trump's posts in relation to Jack Smith's J6 investigation.

This means many of you may have been targeted.

Smith demanded Twitter provide data on "all lists of Twitter users who have favorited or retweeted tweets posted by [Trump], as well as all tweets that include the username associated with the account (i.e., ‘mentions’ or ‘replies’."

Jack Smith also demanded Trump's drafted tweets as well as his DMs.

Enemy of the people.

@amuse @amuse 14h
SPYGATE: Biden's DOJ ordered @elonmusk's Twitter to provide his regime with a list of every American who liked, followed, or retweeted President Trump. Are you on the government's enemy list?

LOL: Democrat trolls who followed and retweeted Trump are now asking how they can be removed from Biden's enemy list.
https://tinyurl.com/4d6hfdw5

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:09 AM (krqg6)

193
I've never had a girlfriend stab me to death.

Have i missed out on something?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 10:10 AM (QzZeQ)

194 >>They only look dead until they bite you, then those black eyes roll over white.

Dead eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

195 193
I've never had a girlfriend stab me to death.

Have i missed out on something?
----------------
So you still have your kidneys?

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:11 AM (ErLti)

196 I've never had a girlfriend stab me to death.

Have i missed out on something?



Not really. It's better the other way around.

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV)

197 Obviously not taught to keep her elbows off the table.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2023 10:12 AM (/QIWP)

198 The swirl of darker color on the tabletop is a runner, maybe silk, set across the ecru maybe linen tablecloth. Maybe to divide the large table into two seating areas.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:13 AM (4tUZx)

199 200

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:13 AM (4tUZx)

200 200!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:13 AM (4tUZx)

201 Long arms, or is it just me?
She could eat your supper from her seat across the table.

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2023 10:13 AM (E4+QS)

202 189 What's with the ball of yarn?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:02 AM (cRrcX)

Keeps them limber, they just play with it for hours and hours.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:09 AM (QBaJw)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:13 AM (4tUZx)

203 181 Spend the night with this one and your lesions will be suppurative.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 29, 2023 10:06 AM (w9Wax)
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Pussy eh!

Posted by: Ciampino - The Stock Market is where you can get chicken broth in bulk! at November 29, 2023 10:14 AM (qfLjt)

204 I would consider accepting carnal favors from this one dead eyed redhead.

https://tinyurl.com/macjcwt6

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2023 10:14 AM (pohLc)

205 199 200

Premature enumeration.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 29, 2023 10:14 AM (tA1/w)

206 Her hat is ridiculous, her hair is frizzy, but her posture is perfect even though she is clearly polluted.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:14 AM (cRrcX)

207
Ready, Willing and Mabel - a limerick

A trollop named Mabel Ann Reece
Was looking for a bachelor to fleece
What lengths would she roll
For a brand new mink stole?
I bet she'd go a long, fur piece!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (991eG)

208 Do like the colors but the artist's creative gifts must have been stage design vs. painting. Will pass on hanging but thanks.

PS - Years ago, knew a professor who wore a hat much like that in the painting. She hid a turtle for her kids beneath it - while it was on her head - as she flew from O'Hare to Philly.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (GshMh)

209 I would consider accepting carnal favors from this one dead eyed redhead.

https://tinyurl.com/macjcwt6


She needs to dial back the lipstick.

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (JrojV)

210 Yeah, that is everyones snap reaction, but it'd be worse to let people spend like crazy going into the holidays only to be cut loose just as the big bills show up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2023 09:58 AM (FCbAQ)

Except, here's a thing, in a true market economy, companies form a bond with their employees, and the guys working on the floor have some idea what's going on in the board room, because there is communication back and forth.

These days, the company is a slave to their ESG score, and the big investors. Nobody gives a shit about how they're doing. Employees and customers are just numbers on a spreadsheet. And not the most important numbers at that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (QBaJw)

211 That woman looks a little raggedy to me.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (oiNtH)

212 I've never had a girlfriend stab me to death.

Have i missed out on something?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 10:10 AM (QzZeQ)
---

It could be worse.

Posted by: John Bobbitt at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (E4+QS)

213 Oh, it's Miss Chatty BiPolar! It must be a Good Day today.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2023 10:15 AM (rj6Yv)

214 Last Night on Oak Island they found some old iron stuff and we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload. It was suspenseful.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:16 AM (ErLti)

215 205 199 200

Premature enumeration.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 29, 2023 10:14 AM (tA1/w)
----
No Math, shame on you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Just look at the state of your coefficients! at November 29, 2023 10:16 AM (qfLjt)

216 214 Last Night on Oak Island they found some old iron stuff and we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload. It was suspenseful.

No doubt.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2023 10:16 AM (pohLc)

217 Last Night on Oak Island they found some old iron stuff and we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload. It was suspenseful.
Posted by: Pudhinhead



I think I know where the Gazans are holding their hostages now...

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:17 AM (JrojV)

218 72 I wonder if she's ordering the lobster??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (krqg6)

Ordering the lobster to do what?

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:17 AM (4tUZx)

219 I read that as 'Fruit of the Loom'.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Stock Market is where you can get chicken broth in bulk at November 29, 2023

***
Speaking of which, somebody on the Tech Thread mentioned buying some stuff from Duluth Trading. I went to look, and wound up purchasing some underwear. It's getting hard to find briefs in my size -- everything is boxers now. I got one pair of briefs and one pair of the short boxer-briefs that DT has, w/ 40% discount too. We'll see how they work out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

220 I think I know where the Gazans are holding their hostages now...
--------------
Last night they focused on the French.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:17 AM (ErLti)

221 Well, doesn't she look like a party animal.

Posted by: sidney at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (Uy/WF)

222 Ordering the lobster to do what?

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:17 AM (4tUZx)


Dance Lobster, dance!

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (gmo/4)

223 I've never had a girlfriend stab me to death.

Have i missed out on something?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2023 10:10 AM (QzZeQ)

A lot of things up to the stabbing are not so great. Some things are great. Then the stabbing, of course, is also not so great.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (QBaJw)

224 I wonder if she's ordering the lobster??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 09:40 AM (krqg6)

Ordering the lobster to do what?



Turn up the thermidor.

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (JrojV)

225 I thought an ecru was some kind of Aussie bird??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (krqg6)

226 I would consider accepting carnal favors from this one dead eyed redhead.

https://tinyurl.com/macjcwt6

She needs to dial back the lipstick.
Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023

***
Karen has two of the nicest hind paws in Hollywood.

As for the lipstick, it's hawt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

227 170...But I wonder how many execs got laid off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:03 AM (JrojV)

Exactly zero.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 29, 2023 10:19 AM (Rbu5d)

228 Looks like Nikki Haley waiting for Koch.

Posted by: Just Askin at November 29, 2023 10:19 AM (gPomr)

229 I thought an ecru was some kind of Aussie bird??



Not Aussie. It's from Libertymutualia.

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:19 AM (JrojV)

230 Last Night on Oak Island they found some old iron stuff and we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload. It was suspenseful.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:16 AM (ErLti)

That's odd, the other day I had a pipe burst, and the plumber came in and fixed it.

That was also suspenseful.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:20 AM (QBaJw)

231 A lot of things up to the stabbing are not so great.



- You're telling me, brother!!!

-- Derek Chauvin

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2023 10:20 AM (gmo/4)

232 Karen has two of the nicest hind paws in Hollywood.

What is a hind paw on a woman?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (9953X)

233 225 I thought an ecru was some kind of Aussie bird??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (krqg6)
----
French cracker, right?

Aussie bird is a moa.

/s

Posted by: Ciampino - Just look at the state of your coefficients!! at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (qfLjt)

234 230 Last Night on Oak Island they found some old iron stuff and we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload. It was suspenseful.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:16 AM (ErLti)

That's odd, the other day I had a pipe burst, and the plumber came in and fixed it.

That was also suspenseful.
-------------
Did you get a glimpse of Plumber's Crack?

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (ErLti)

235 She's luring a fellow restaurant-goer toward the black hole in the floor.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (4tUZx)

236 233 225 I thought an ecru was some kind of Aussie bird??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:18 AM (krqg6)
----
French cracker, right?

Aussie bird is a moa.
-------------
Lets not bring up mauve.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:22 AM (ErLti)

237 230 Last Night on Oak Island they found some old iron stuff and we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload. It was suspenseful.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:16 AM (ErLti)

That's odd, the other day I had a pipe burst, and the plumber came in and fixed it.

That was also suspenseful.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:20 AM (QBaJw)

Well, it sounds like the stuff of epic poetry!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:22 AM (4tUZx)

238 The cat is snoring. No that is not some weird code phrase, it just means that the cat is actually snoring.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:22 AM (cRrcX)

239 She's luring a fellow restaurant-goer toward the black hole in the floor.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (4tUZx)


That's where the never ending pasta bowl resides.


Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2023 10:22 AM (gmo/4)

240 192...Democrat trolls who followed and retweeted Trump are now asking how they can be removed from Biden's enemy list.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:09 AM (krqg6)

That right there is funny.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 29, 2023 10:23 AM (Rbu5d)

241 " I would consider accepting carnal favors from this one dead eyed redhead. "

That one didn't have dead eyes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 10:23 AM (9953X)

242 Karen has two of the nicest hind paws in Hollywood.
*
What is a hind paw on a woman?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023

***
Fen, don't mind me. That's a long-time inside joke between Miss Linda and myself; she herself uses that terminology to refer to her feet (which are world-class, and I've told her so many times). She is of the opinion that she'd rather be an animal than a human. (So far, no furry costumes have made an appearance.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

243 130 And GDP is up by 5.2%! Sure.

They're gonna do everything they can to get that POS re-elected....Not that he was actually "elected" the last time

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2023 09:52 AM (bs+z0)


I think one of the reasons they do want FJB re-elected is so he can go even farther left for four years without worrying about his re-election chances. Joe will be Unleashed! He would work at continuing to build his uber-Democrat legacy, making FDR and Obama look like wanna-be Leftists.

Joe and the Junta can stop pretending he is stronk and vigorous; putting him in a wheel chair will be OK because FDR. The Junta will do everything possible to keep Joe breathing for four more years. No more draining, week-long overseas trips several times a year; no more tiring day trips once or twice a week to Philly, Michigan, or North Carolina.

The Dems will count on rigged elections in enough states by 2028 that a Republican can never again win the White House, no matter how many people vote against the Leftist March to Utopia. The Dem power-brokers will make sure Joe's 2024-28 VP (Harris) is all-in for the Biden Unleashed agenda.

Frightening.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2023 10:24 AM (5fDan)

244 “The revision to Real GDP during the third quarter of the year showed a goldilocks scenario for the Federal Reserve (Fed) of stronger real economic growth with reduced pricing pressures,” Raymond James Chief Economist Eugenio Aleman said in a note. ”

—

Hear that peasants? Inflation is over and good times are here again.

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 10:24 AM (Rg4GQ)

245 Well, it sounds like the stuff of epic poetry!
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:22 AM (4tUZx)

I'm imagining Pippin singing me a song about it, with a solemnity only a hobbit can bring to such a tale.

Now, why do I suddenly want pheasant for dinner tonight.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:24 AM (QBaJw)

246 242 I always thought "hind paws" referred to the legs, not the feet.

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:24 AM (JrojV)

247 Point to be debated: Karen Gillian in Jumanji was the hottest red head in the history of cinema to remain fully clothed through the whole movie.

Posted by: Morons on Film at November 29, 2023 10:24 AM (XqcwY)

248 The cat is snoring. No that is not some weird code phrase, it just means that the cat is actually snoring.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023

***
Little Oreo the part-Persian tuxedo cat would do that. It bothered me until she stopped sleeping on the bed. Then I missed the sound.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:24 AM (J2vNu)

249 Karen has two of the nicest hind paws in Hollywood.

Less than two could be a little awkward but more than two would just be weird. I agree that two is the optimal number.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023 10:25 AM (nfrXX)

250 242 I always thought "hind paws" referred to the legs, not the feet.
Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023

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Those would be hind legs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

251 " She's luring a fellow restaurant-goer toward the black hole in the floor.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (4tUZx) "


That's where the never ending pasta bowl resides. "


Could be worse...


https://tinyurl.com/mr26ckwy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (hH3Px)

252 OMG. It's Mary Maloney from Lamb to the Slaughter. Don't turn your back.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (Edo3/)

253 Those would be hind legs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,



So the forelegs would be -- arms?

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (JrojV)

254 Point to be debated: Karen Gillian in Jumanji was the hottest red head in the history of cinema to remain fully clothed through the whole movie.
Posted by: Morons on Film at November 29, 2023

***
I've never seen the film, only still shots of her in it. Debate is pointless; your statement is clearly correct.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

255 What is a hind paw on a woman?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 10:21 AM (9953X)

No problem for me!

Posted by: Your Local Neighborhood Tatoo Artist at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (w9Wax)

256 I think the gals do the bright red, scarlet hooker lipstick because it shows up vividly in photographs with bright flash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s)

257 Those would be hind legs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
So the forelegs would be -- arms?
Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023

***
I never said Miss Linda was conventional. If she were, she wouldn't have taken up with me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:27 AM (J2vNu)

258 I never said Miss Linda was conventional. If she were, she wouldn't have taken up with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Fair enough.

Posted by: OJ at November 29, 2023 10:28 AM (JrojV)

259 “The revision to Real GDP during the third quarter of the year showed a goldilocks scenario for the Federal Reserve (Fed) of stronger real economic growth with reduced pricing pressures,” Raymond James Chief Economist Eugenio Aleman said in a note. ”

—
Hear that peasants? Inflation is over and good times are here again.
Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 1

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It's a Goldilocks scenario, all right. And if the bears catch her, they'll eat her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)

260 Oops, off Orenthal James sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:29 AM (JrojV)

261 206 Her hat is ridiculous, her hair is frizzy, but her posture is perfect even though she is clearly polluted.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

I got a fucking junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude. And who won't fuck me, cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby wit'er!

Posted by: Tony Montana at November 29, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

262 The revision to Real GDP during the third quarter of the year showed a goldilocks scenario for the Federal Reserve (Fed) of stronger real economic growth with reduced pricing pressures,” Raymond James Chief Economist Eugenio Aleman said in a note. ”

We are laying off a shit ton of you peasants right before Christmas.

Also, We doubled the price of all the goods you need to live and will continue to increase them 10-20% a year...but we'll claim their is no inflation now.

Posted by: Translated to human speak at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (XqcwY)

263 we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload

Sounds like a pr0nhub review.

Posted by: A shaft crew, on Oak Island? at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (pjs7m)

264 The cat is snoring.
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The dog is against the door.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (krqg6)

265 * looking at woman collapsed next to her moaning in ecstasy *

"I'll have what she's having."

Posted by: The Lady at the next table at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (a3Q+t)

266 the sniper is in her hair...

Posted by: Silent at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (CrU4U)

267 Fen, don't mind me. That's a long-time inside joke between Miss Linda and myself; she herself uses that terminology to refer to her feet (which are world-class, and I've told her so many times). She is of the opinion that she'd rather be an animal than a human. (So far, no furry costumes have made an appearance.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

Lots of women spend a great deal of time, effort, and money on making their feet look pretty, including footwear that is obviously NOT designed for comfort.

Then guys act like you're weird when you notice, act like you're some kind of freak, ask if you're actually Quentin Tarantino or Dick Morris.

That's what I find weird. Dudes who don't notice.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (QBaJw)

268 Also, We doubled the price of all the goods you need to live and will continue to increase them 10-20% a year...but we'll claim their is no inflation now.
Posted by: Translated to human speak

Don't dare speak of inflation. And fuck you.

Posted by: The Addendum at November 29, 2023 10:32 AM (R4t5M)

269 * looking at woman collapsed next to her moaning in ecstasy *

"I'll have what she's having."
Posted by: The Lady at the next table at November 29, 2023

***
"'Hi, my name is Kathy.' 'Hi, my name is Britney.' They're like an entire generation of cocktail waitresses."
( -- Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

270 The walrus has a long moustache.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:33 AM (krqg6)

271 ...including footwear that is obviously NOT designed for comfort.

I have a theory that most "fashionable" women's shoes are designed by gay men as a cruel joke on straight women.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (nfrXX)

272 (1/2)
From the BEA:
Real gross domestic product (GDP) increased at an annual rate of 5.2 percent in the third quarter of 2023, according to the “second” estimate. In the second quarter, real GDP increased 2.1 percent. The increase in the third quarter primarily reflected increases in consumer spending and inventory investment. Imports, which are a subtraction in the calculation of GDP, increased.

So 5.2% nominal and, per the BEA, 4.9% real (that is, inflation-adjusted), on the back of a 3.3% increase in net overall private-sector profitability. These numbers don't mesh with reality. The profit figure *might* but the real GDP number doesn't make sense with inflation cooking at 6% or more.

The increase in non-residential fixed investment isn't in production, so not ideal:
The revision to nonresidential fixed investment mainly reflected an upward revision to structures, led by commercial and health care (mainly warehouses)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (d04cU)

273 (2/2)
Inventories aren't just Christmastime increase, which is good:
Within private inventory investment, the upward revision was led by wholesale trade industries (led by machinery equipment)

But consumer spending is something of a danger signal given inflation:
Real final sales to private domestic purchasers ... increased 3.3 percent in the third quarter ... upward revisions to nonresidential and residential private fixed investment were offset by a downward revision to consumer spending.

The real laugh is inflation:
BEA's featured measure of inflation in the U.S. economy, the price index for gross domestic purchases, increased 3.0 percent in the third quarter

BS. Real inflation is much higher than 3.0%. The "Real GDP" print is likewise wrong. Inventory investment is something of a bright spot given its type, but a lot of this isn't very good and is predicated on a significant lie about the inflation rate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (d04cU)

274 That's what I find weird. Dudes who don't notice.


In my opinion, feet can be ugly (like mine), but they're never really attractive. They're purely functional.

Now legs, on the other hand...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (JrojV)

275 Lots of women spend a great deal of time, effort, and money on making their feet look pretty, including footwear that is obviously NOT designed for comfort.

Then guys act like you're weird when you notice, act like you're some kind of freak, ask if you're actually Quentin Tarantino or Dick Morris.

That's what I find weird. Dudes who don't notice.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023

***
This will sound odd, but I never noticed such things until I was in my early twenties!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

276 *peeks in thread*

Posted by: Rex Ryan at November 29, 2023 10:35 AM (R4t5M)

277 I have a theory that most "fashionable" women's shoes are designed by gay men as a cruel joke on straight women.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023

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Not only the shoes, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:35 AM (J2vNu)

278 Point to be debated: Karen Gillian in Jumanji was the hottest red head in the history of cinema to remain fully clothed through the whole movie.
Posted by: Morons on Film at November 29, 2023

***
I've never seen the film, only still shots of her in it. Debate is pointless; your statement is clearly correct.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

It's not bad. And yes, she is spectacular in the film.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:35 AM (QBaJw)

279 I have a theory that most "fashionable" women's shoes are designed by gay men as a cruel joke on straight women.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023
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*The Cruel Shoes have entered the chat*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023 10:36 AM (ScR16)

280 Lots of women spend a great deal of time, effort, and money on making their feet look pretty, including footwear that is obviously NOT designed for comfort.

Then guys act like you're weird when you notice, act like you're some kind of freak, ask if you're actually Quentin Tarantino or Dick Morris.

That's what I find weird. Dudes who don't notice.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:31 AM (QBaJw)
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Most of that isn't so much about feet, but rather about legs and butt. High heels aren't there to show off the feet, but to accentuate the legs and butt and enforce excellent - that is, statuesque - posture. Pedicures are all about feet and pretty shoes are there to complete the exterior package, but the shoes themselves are not really about feet as such.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:37 AM (d04cU)

281 264 The cat is snoring.
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The dog is against the door.
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John has a long mustache.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 29, 2023 10:37 AM (pjI6G)

282 They simply redefined recession to not have one on their watch, without meaningful pushback.

Anyone who follows economics at this point either wants to be lied to or deserves to be lied to.

It's like trying to debate Covid or vaccine numbers. What's the point when the data is so obviously rigged?

Posted by: Soviet America, Part 17494847 at November 29, 2023 10:37 AM (pjs7m)

283 I've never seen the film, only still shots of her in it. Debate is pointless; your statement is clearly correct.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

It's not bad. And yes, she is spectacular in the film.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:35 AM (QBaJw)
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The film is goofy fun. Seeing Dwayne Johnson playing a nerd and Jack Black playing a Valley Girl is hilarious.

And Karen is...Karen.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023 10:37 AM (ScR16)

284 I have a theory that most "fashionable" women's shoes are designed by gay men as a cruel joke on straight women.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (nfrXX)

I would agree, if we're talking about boot designs, which are often hideous. Clearly expensive, and apparently not very comfortable, and I wanna say to the gals, "Listen, I'm something of an expert on this, and those boots do NOT flatter you, hon."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2023 10:38 AM (QBaJw)

285 I always thought high heels were more about accentuating the calves than the feet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:38 AM (JrojV)

286 She hath a lean and hungry look !

Subject of a very fine vaudeville song and dance:
https://tinyurl.com/2y633bju

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 29, 2023 10:38 AM (zdLoL)

287 263 we watched the shaft crew arrive and unload

Sounds like a pr0nhub review.
--------------
They brought a serious amount of crane with them, too.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:38 AM (ntk8v)

288 Most of that isn't so much about feet, but rather about legs and butt. High heels aren't there to show off the feet, but to accentuate the legs and butt and enforce excellent - that is, statuesque - posture.
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It's why, when Jeri Ryan learned she would be wearing a catsuit as 7 of 9, she insisted on the very high heels.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023 10:39 AM (ScR16)

289 I always thought high heels were more about accentuating the calves than the feet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I think it does both equally well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 10:39 AM (R4t5M)

290 Yael Bar tur @yaelbt 35m
Hamas is now claiming that Shiri Bibas and her two babies, Ariel and Kfir, have been killed.

Hamas knows how to do two things:
1. Terrorize
2. Lie

Let’s hope they are lying now.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 30m
BREAKING: The Israel army says investigating Hamas report of death of baby hostage, brother, and mother.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 2h
“The IDF will rescue our hostages, dismantle Hamas, and do it while minimizing the harm to civilians.”––Lt. Col. Richard Hecht, IDF International Spokesperson.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:39 AM (krqg6)

291 285 I always thought high heels were more about accentuating the calves than the feet.
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It boosts the butt and makes running impossible. Double Plus Good.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:39 AM (ntk8v)

292 Sponge yells "First!"

The James Monroe yells "Sponge!"

Joe Mannix links a busty young woman

Fenelon plays naive as a means of chiding the dudes who drool over Mannix' babes

Muldoon tries to turn a Dad joke into a limerick

Diogenes scratches

All is right with the world

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 10:40 AM (991eG)

293 Welp, the phone company has finally managed to do their job and put it the permanent, buried line. Now I just need the contractor and crew to build my porch.
Demolition of the old house will begin on January 2nd. I have a bunch of plants that have to be moved and this is not the best time of the year to do that. What must be done will be done and the weather fairies be damned!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:40 AM (cRrcX)

294 281 264 The cat is snoring.
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The dog is against the door.
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John has a long mustache.

Sorry about that non-sequitor, everybody. It's been a long day.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 29, 2023 10:41 AM (pjI6G)

295 "BS. Real inflation is much higher than 3.0%. The "Real GDP" print is likewise wrong. Inventory investment is something of a bright spot given its type, but a lot of this isn't very good and is predicated on a significant lie about the inflation rate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:34 AM (d04cU)"

There's a growing consensus that inflation will ease, and the potential for a recession is dropping. It should be noted that government spending grew over the year at 4.7% which is the highest in a long time and is not sustainable. They're hoping that will plug the ship in consumer spending until it comes back. But we've got a long way to go until this comes out the other end. They've been fudging the numbers all along to try and show things are better then reality, which the average person knows intuitively.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 10:41 AM (Edo3/)

296 Karen Gillian deserves credit, but Miranda Otto from the LOTR films has to be way up there as well, although she's not full ginger.

Posted by: Wally at November 29, 2023 10:41 AM (hqVaF)

297 The cat is snoring. No that is not some weird code phrase, it just means that the cat is actually snoring.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023

Periodically, tha' lil' nugget dawg jumps up on my lap and falls asleep, forcing me to kick my feet up on the desk and listen to her snore. Loudly. All work is suspended until she wakes up.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2023 10:41 AM (YRsIm)

298 Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 10:40 AM (991eG)
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You have summarized every thread in the AoSHQ universe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023 10:42 AM (ScR16)

299 Most of that isn't so much about feet, but rather about legs and butt. High heels aren't there to show off the feet, but to accentuate the legs and butt and enforce excellent - that is, statuesque - posture. Pedicures are all about feet and pretty shoes are there to complete the exterior package, but the shoes themselves are not really about feet as such.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023

***
Yeah, I don't think straight guys care about women's shoes. I know I don't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:42 AM (J2vNu)

300 All is right with the world
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 10:40 AM (991eG)


It's gonna be a good day!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 10:42 AM (uSHSS)

301 Point to be debated: Karen Gillian in Jumanji was the hottest red head in the history of cinema to remain fully clothed through the whole movie.
Posted by: Morons on Film

Gillian Anderson in X-Files was always nice, and the redhead from Jurassic Park Lost Kingdom or whatever looked pretty good, although I never watched the movie, so don't know how undressed she ever got.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 29, 2023 10:42 AM (JCZqz)

302 It boosts the butt and makes running impossible.



The falling, neglilee-clad heroine in every monster movie has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:42 AM (JrojV)

303 The biggest concern with lying about a captives death is that it's very easy to make it come true, and quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 10:43 AM (dE511)

304 High heels aren't there to show off the feet, but to accentuate the legs and butt and enforce excellent - that is, statuesque - posture.

Yeah, I don't think straight guys care about women's shoes. I know I don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

You might not have noticed it, but your brain did.

Posted by: Mike Stoklasa at November 29, 2023 10:43 AM (JCZqz)

305 Gillian Anderson in X-Files was always nice, and the redhead from Jurassic Park Lost Kingdom or whatever looked pretty good, although I never watched the movie, so don't know how undressed she ever got.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

JP red head is hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 10:44 AM (R4t5M)

306

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 29, 2023 10:44 AM (X4yCj)

307 Nice rack on her.
But she has the crazy eyes.
Never stick it in crazy.
She has that I will murder and cook your pet if you even think of leaving me vibe.
Might hang…..in a brothel.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2023 10:45 AM (1DWAs)

308 Gillian Anderson in X-Files was always nice, and the redhead from Jurassic Park Lost Kingdom or whatever looked pretty good, although I never watched the movie, so don't know how undressed she ever got.

Not nearly enough. ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2023 10:45 AM (YRsIm)

309 The ginger lust is big today.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:45 AM (ntk8v)

310 accentuating the calves

Moo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 29, 2023 10:45 AM (9avc6)

311 . . . and the redhead from Jurassic Park Lost Kingdom or whatever looked pretty good, although I never watched the movie, so don't know how undressed she ever got.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 29, 2023

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Bryce Dallas Howard, Ron Howard's daughter. She spent the whole movie running around, including being chased by dinosaurs, wearing high heels. I think I read that it was her costume choice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

312 There's a growing consensus that inflation will ease, and the potential for a recession is dropping. It should be noted that government spending grew over the year at 4.7% which is the highest in a long time and is not sustainable. They're hoping that will plug the ship in consumer spending until it comes back. But we've got a long way to go until this comes out the other end. They've been fudging the numbers all along to try and show things are better then reality, which the average person knows intuitively.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 10:41 AM (Edo3/)
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Since government spending is (erroneously, in my opinion) included in GDP, they can force the print up by dumping more government spending into the economy - but if it isn't done with real money and is instead done with credit, it's directly inflationary unless that credit emission can be sequestered, which it increasingly can't be due to stabilizing or falling global trade flow.

Plugging the GDP growth hole with unfunded government spending (deficits) makes inflation worse and runs out of steam with wreckage in its wake. TANSTAAFL, and we're going to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:46 AM (d04cU)

313 "...reminds me of my ex. Who never stabbed me. Thankfully."


There's still time.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 29, 2023 10:46 AM (GshMh)

314 I agree, the Jack Black "Jumanji" is a guilty pleasure. Arguably better than the Robin Williams version, which they pay a small homage to in the 2nd.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 10:46 AM (dE511)

315 The legs are the only part of a woman's body where I appreciate a little musculature. No biceps, no abs...but a little calf muscle...mmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:47 AM (JrojV)

316 Point to be debated: Karen Gillian in Jumanji was the hottest red head in the history of cinema to remain fully clothed through the whole movie.

Points of clarification:

- Are we excluding Jessica Rabbit because she's, you know, a 'toon?

- Are we excluding pre-color film era actresses who may have been redheads but you can't tell on screen?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023 10:47 AM (nfrXX)

317 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 7h
🚨#BREAKING: A U.S. military Osprey with eight people on board has crashed off the coast of Southern Japan. The Japan Coast Guard is currently en route to search for survivors.

🚨#UPDATE: Reuters is reporting that witnesses say the aircraft's left engine appeared to be on fire as it descended toward the sea.

nobsan0701 @nobsan0701 7h Replying to @rawsalerts
Code 182 "Osprey crashes" Code 247 "2:47" "Fire from left engine" "Flight torn apart at sea" U.S. military Osprey crashes off the coast of Yakushima, 8 crew members Today at 2:47 p.m., Kagoshima Information on Osprey crash off the coast of Yakushima, Prefecture

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:47 AM (krqg6)

318 Yeah, I don't think straight guys care about women's shoes. I know I don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
You might not have noticed it, but your brain did.
Posted by: Mike Stoklasa at November 29, 2023

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I only notice how well they showcase the girl's feet, or fail to by covering them up. (There are some feet which should remain forever hidden; stipulated.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

319 "Hot" is a woman who can raise a family, work with her hands, loves life, loves God and has real compassion for others.

Thats my definition.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 10:48 AM (Edo3/)

320 but a little calf muscle...mmmmmm...

Try the veal.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 29, 2023 10:48 AM (9avc6)

321 The legs are the only part of a woman's body where I appreciate a little musculature. No biceps, no abs...but a little calf muscle...mmmmmm...

One of my first "serious" girlfriends was a runner. Yes a little muscle definition on the legs is very very nice.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (XqcwY)

322 I only ever saw the original Jumanji, which I like. But I've never found myself wondering, "But could they have Jumanjied harder? Would a former wrestler Jumanji to the Jumanjiest?"

Posted by: Let's remake and serialize EVERYTHING at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (pjs7m)

323 @rawsalerts 7h
🚨#BREAKING: A U.S. military Osprey with eight people on board has crashed off the coast of Southern Japan. The Japan Coast Guard is currently en route to search for survivors.

🚨#UPDATE: Reuters is reporting that witnesses say the aircraft's left engine appeared to be on fire as it descended toward the sea. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:47 AM (krqg6)
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According to my extremely fallible memory, the Osprey never worked right and while it was made functional, it never worked as envisioned because its design is just too unstable. Do I have that right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (d04cU)

324 Bryce Dallas Howard, Ron Howard's daughter. She spent the whole movie running around, including being chased by dinosaurs, wearing high heels. I think I read that it was her costume choice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

In JP, Star Lord dumped her. I remember thinking, 'what a dumbass' in Red Forman's voice.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (3CCua)

325 - Are we excluding pre-color film era actresses who may have been redheads but you can't tell on screen?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023

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Add in Lucille Ball and Rhonda Fleming, then, and Maureen O'Hara and Rita Hayworth, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (J2vNu)

326 Guys always say they don't care about shoes, only women. But every man in the room perks up when a good looking woman in tall red heels walks through the door.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 10:50 AM (dE511)

327 319 "Hot" is a woman who can raise a family, work with her hands, loves life, loves God and has real compassion for others.

Thats my definition.
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I'd put sense of humor above all. Its a long march to the grave. Best to fit in as many laughs before you arrive.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:51 AM (ntk8v)

328 Add in Lucille Ball and Rhonda Fleming, then, and Maureen O'Hara and Rita Hayworth, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (J2vNu)
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Point of order: Lucy was not a natural redhead.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023 10:51 AM (ScR16)

329 High heels can really accentuate the look of young lady, especially with the right, tight cocktail dress.

Or tight jeans.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2023 10:51 AM (1DWAs)

330 catwoman

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2023 10:52 AM (V13WU)

331 325 Rhonda Fleming, definitely.

And, even though I'm not sure that she's a natural redhead, Amy Adams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:52 AM (JrojV)

332 Guys always say they don't care about shoes, only women. But every man in the room perks up when a good looking woman in tall red heels walks through the door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023

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Possibly because of the total presentation, not the details of the packaging! I have no idea about women's shoes and could not tell a Jimmy Choo from a Dillard's store brand. But the total presentation matters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:52 AM (J2vNu)

333 catwoman
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2023 10:52 AM (V13WU)
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I'll see your Catwoman and raise you a Batgirl.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (ScR16)

334 High heels can really accentuate the look of young lady, especially with the right, tight cocktail dress.

Or tight jeans.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2023 10:51 AM (1DWAs)
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Sure, but both are below the ideal female outfit. That is high heels, an apron and nothing else. A tray of cookies is the ideal accessory.

Obviously, this is only applicable in the home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (d04cU)

335 Point of order: Lucy was not a natural redhead.


Yeah. She shows up in an early Three Stooges short as a blonde.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (JrojV)

336 Add in Lucille Ball and Rhonda Fleming, then, and Maureen O'Hara and Rita Hayworth, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023
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Point of order: Lucy was not a natural redhead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 29, 2023

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True. But in today's parlance, she identified as one!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (J2vNu)

337 Point of order: Lucy was not a natural redhead.
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She sealed her deal with MGM by giving Mayer a nice blowjob. She was a contender.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (ntk8v)

338 326 Guys always say they don't care about shoes, only women. But every man in the room perks up when a good looking woman in tall red heels walks through the door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 10:50 AM (dE511)

aka CFM shoes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (N39Ws)

339 Point of order: Lucy was not a natural redhead.

"The Hennarincess of Franistan." I didn't get that joke the first time I heard it.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (nfrXX)

340 AVENGE ME!!!!

U.S. says wolverines are threatened with extinction as climate change melts their snowy refuges in the Rocky Mountains.
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Yeah, because they starve to death every summer; and record snowfalls haven't been happening across all of the U.S. west.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (krqg6)

341 @ 262, translated said 10-20% a year. This has beed the case for decades, meaning over a lifetime the average working man loses everyhing he earned. And he obeyed every law along the way.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (NxC5+)

342 I've always thought Lucille Ball was homely.

Posted by: Taste is subjective, I guess at November 29, 2023 10:54 AM (pjs7m)

343 Joe Mannix - yeah. The Osprey is only marginally safer than the Chinook it replaced, and I think the Chinook still holds the record for most serviceman deaths on any airframe.

(excluding WW2 of course)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 10:54 AM (dE511)

344 I'd put sense of humor above all. Its a long march to the grave. Best to fit in as many laughs before you arrive.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023

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One of Mrs. Wolfus No. 2's best qualities. She'd have made a good standup comedienne without being filthy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

345 High heeled, knee high boots and nothing else.


And matching lipstick.


And can make sammiches afterwards.


And then clean up.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2023 10:54 AM (1DWAs)

346 Yeah, I don't think straight guys care about women's shoes. I know I don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Best conversation starter ever...."Nice shoes."
Or, for older dudes..."My daughter would kill for those shoes."

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 10:55 AM (uSHSS)

347 327 319 "Hot" is a woman who can raise a family, work with her hands, loves life, loves God and has real compassion for others.

Thats my definition.
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I'd put sense of humor above all. Its a long march to the grave. Best to fit in as many laughs before you arrive.
Posted by: Pudhinhead

Ummm....about that compassion thing.. Is that supposed to be an "always" thing or a "sometimes" thing or can it be a "situational maybe" thing?

And does the sense of humor need to be .... Umm.... Let's just say "normal" on that, shall we?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:55 AM (cRrcX)

348 Best conversation starter ever...."Nice shoes."

Word

Posted by: Rex Ryan at November 29, 2023 10:55 AM (XqcwY)

349 Joe Mannix - yeah. The Osprey is only marginally safer than the Chinook it replaced, and I think the Chinook still holds the record for most serviceman deaths on any airframe.

(excluding WW2 of course)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023

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Are the pilots proud to fly them? In other words, do they have osprey de corps?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

350 AVENGE ME!!!!

U.S. says wolverines are threatened with extinction as climate change melts their snowy refuges in the Rocky Mountains.
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Yeah, because they starve to death every summer; and record snowfalls haven't been happening across all of the U.S. west.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM

Obligatory:

Wolverines!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2023 10:56 AM (pRoEc)

351 @ 262, translated said 10-20% a year. This has beed the case for decades, meaning over a lifetime the average working man loses everyhing he earned. And he obeyed every law along the way.
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2023 10:53 AM (NxC5+)
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Regardless of the rate, it;s even worse because the baseline is not zero and is closer to -1% in most years. Productivity increase should result in mild deflation. The gain is all stolen as the baseline, and then the accumulated reserves are stolen next.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:56 AM (d04cU)

352 Pray for our boys in the Osprey crash!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2023 10:56 AM (1DWAs)

353 AVENGE ME!!!!

U.S. says wolverines are threatened with extinction as climate change melts their snowy refuges in the Rocky Mountains.
====

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Why are work boots endangered?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 10:57 AM (J2vNu)

354 342 I've always thought Lucille Ball was homely.
Posted by: Taste is subjective, I guess at November 29, 2023 10:54 AM (pjs7m)

Have you seen the statue called "Scary Lucy"??
Do a search for it, funny story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 10:57 AM (dE511)

355 Pray for our boys in the Osprey crash!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens

Another one? Grounding time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 10:57 AM (R4t5M)

356 Last year was one of the snowiest winters ever recorded in the western us. But climate change bro!!

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 10:58 AM (Rg4GQ)

357 349 Joe Mannix - yeah. The Osprey is only marginally safer than the Chinook it replaced, and I think the Chinook still holds the record for most serviceman deaths on any airframe.

(excluding WW2 of course)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023
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The maintenance man hours to keep an Osprey flying more than doubled. Give it time - accidents will occur.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 29, 2023 10:58 AM (ntk8v)

358 U.S. says wolverines are threatened with extinction as climate change melts their snowy refuges in the Rocky Mountains.


If they'd only let Harbaugh back on the sidelines, things would be fine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 29, 2023 10:58 AM (JrojV)

359 Although evil and dishonest, this propaganda is intelligently written making me think Drooling Joe didn't write it.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Hamas unleashed a terrorist attack because they fear nothing more than Israelis and Palestinians living side by side in peace.
To continue down the path of terror, violence, killing, and war is to give Hamas what they seek.
We can’t do that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 29, 2023 10:58 AM (FVME7)

360 And does the sense of humor need to be .... Umm.... Let's just say "normal" on that, shall we?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 10:55 AM

You're asking us for what's normal?!

Clearly you do have a great sense of humor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2023 10:58 AM (pRoEc)

361 333 catwoman
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2023 10:52 AM (V13WU)
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I'll see your Catwoman and raise you a Batgirl.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

Good news everyone! I'm in negotiations RIGHT NOW to star in a new, modern remake called "Catamite Woman". Should be a blast!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at November 29, 2023 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

362 @JoeBiden
Hamas unleashed a terrorist attack because they fear nothing more than Israelis and Palestinians living side by side in peace.
To continue down the path of terror, violence, killing, and war is to give Hamas what they seek.
We can’t do that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 29, 2023 10:58 AM (FVME7)
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Uhhhh wut? Hamas chose war. Not responding to it encourages more of the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:59 AM (d04cU)

363 Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley 1h
The hardest thing to be in America is "average."

If you're wealthy, you don't feel inflation, don't notice tax hikes or other price changes.

If you're poor, there are endless programs to get a handout and survive.

But if you're an average American?

You're expected to suffer.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 11:00 AM (krqg6)

364 Translation: how dare the Jews defend themselves.

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 11:00 AM (Rg4GQ)

365 Noodus mannicus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 29, 2023 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

366 You're asking us for what's normal?!

Clearly you do have a great sense of humor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Normal is boring
Sanity is overrated
The color beige should be eradicated.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 29, 2023 11:01 AM (cRrcX)

367 "She has a great personality."

"That's so hot!" Said no one ever.

There are plenty of non-physical attributes that make a woman desirable (in a variety of ways).

But pretending physical beauty isn't alluring, valued, or valuable is just a denial of reality. There's a reason everyone wretched when women's magazines tried to sell The Wookie as a beautiful woman that went well beyond her ugly personality. Same thing with Lizzo and other manatee models etc.

Posted by: We like female beauty and there's nothing wrong with that at November 29, 2023 11:01 AM (pjs7m)

368 Morning.

She just farted and is daring you to call her out.

Would hang cuz her expression is pretty funny.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2023 11:02 AM (4XYhs)

369 Translation: how dare the Jews defend themselves.
Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 11:00 AM (Rg4GQ)
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Cet animal est tres mechant; quand on l’attaque, il se defend

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at November 29, 2023 11:02 AM (ScR16)

370 "Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:46 AM (d04cU)"

Government spending has always been part of the numbers game. It does depend on what resources you use to plug that gap, as to whether it's inflationary. There are ways to do it without printing new money. But that said, they are running out of those resources. I also think the PCE outlook is concerning and overall I don't see where price relief will come from. Corporations have largely taken advantage of inflation to fleece consumers, who are now coming to the end of their splurge and are bottoming out savings. Holiday spending is currently living on the BNPL model and that should be disconcerting. Especially With consumer credit expenditures at record levels, and rates high enough that even a small drop won't matter. That's before we get to other sectors like commercial real estate, which I still believe will blow up in 2024.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 11:05 AM (Edo3/)

371 Joe Mannix, fixed wing pilots were used at the beginning of Osprey program. Bad things happened. Helicopter pilots made it fly, finally. Not safely, but it did fly......sorta like crossdresser transvestite admirals kinda function in a bureaucrat affirmative action billet. They wanted the Osprey, they needed the Osprey, they lusted overcthe idea of the Osprey.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2023 11:06 AM (NxC5+)

372 The Osprey, AKA The Lawn Dart.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 11:07 AM (Edo3/)

373 Thanks for this one, CBD. It's pretty great.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 11:08 AM (4tUZx)

374 Fenelon plays naive as a means of chiding the dudes who drool over Mannix' babes

Actually, I don't. If I have a question it's actually. a question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 11:08 AM (OtKW+)

375 Because I really didn't know what a "hind paw" was although it seems to be obvious enough if I thought about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 11:13 AM (OtKW+)

376 Unless you were talking about sarcasm in respect to Mannix girls which is is not me asking naive questions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2023 11:20 AM (OtKW+)

377 According to my extremely fallible memory, the Osprey never worked right and while it was made functional, it never worked as envisioned because its design is just too unstable. Do I have that right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2023 10:49 AM (d04cU)

They keep the death trap Osprey but get rid of the death dealer Warthog. Our military's weapons procurement leaders have always been bordering on terrible. It's a wonder we've done so well.

Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 11:33 AM (MNhXM)

378 I was slightly involved with the Osprey program 25 years ago. I decided it was a POS at that time, and have never changed my opinion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 29, 2023 11:37 AM (pohLc)

379 Title: "Trouble, looking for a place to Happen"
(It's closing time, and Yes, it was I that sent over that champagne.)
Last night in the big city, my bags are packed, the car to the airport already reserved, it will collect me at 9am. Business went well, one cannot truly celebrate, while celibate.
Hiyo Silver Yeee Hah!

Posted by: birddog at November 29, 2023 11:45 AM (1E8/t)

380 I have reached an age where I do not commit reckless, recreational Romance within the same area code of which I abide.

Posted by: birddog at November 29, 2023 11:56 AM (1E8/t)

381 Always some racist white chick.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 29, 2023 12:04 PM (ytSiK)

382 Sooooo ... is she ORDERING supper or is SHE the supper? Just askin' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at November 29, 2023 01:27 PM (ayRl+)

383 @363 Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley 1h ...
You're expected to suffer.
__________

As the estimable Mr Johnny Winter once reminded us:

"Serves you right to suffer / Serves you right to be alone"

Posted by: Dr_No at November 29, 2023 01:32 PM (ayRl+)

384 And she wants the All Meat Special

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 29, 2023 04:52 PM (wGqjj)

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