Hamas to NYT: We Want a Unending, Totalizing War With Israel That Draws All The Arab Nations In and Sets the World On Fire

Wait I thought they just wanted to "breathe" or something

Hamas' terror-symps and useful idiots have spent four weeks marching through college campuses and city centers demanding a cease-fire. Meanwhile, Hamas tells the New York Times they want "permanent" war for their political purposes, and designed the October 7 massacres to get one. They envision a state of total war with Israel that will force other Arab nations to join them to destroy Israel and slaughter its Jews, and the weeks since have only brought them closer to that goal.
Or at least, they think so:

But in the bloody arithmetic of Hamas's leaders, the carnage is not the regrettable outcome of a big miscalculation. Quite the opposite, they say: It is the necessary cost of a great accomplishment -- the shattering of the status quo and the opening of a new, more volatile chapter in their fight against Israel.
It was necessary to "change the entire equation and not just have a clash," Khalil al-Hayya, a member of Hamas's top leadership body, told The New York Times in Doha, Qatar. "We succeeded in putting the Palestinian issue back on the table, and now no one in the region is experiencing calm."

Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to and aren't rushing to join their Unholy War.

Quick, let's give these peace-loving liberty-craving welfare sponges a ceasefire so that they can regroup and behead hostages in peace.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:08 PM

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 08, 2023 12:09 PM (rbKZ6)

2 Now where did I put that shocked face?

Posted by: Catherine at November 08, 2023 12:09 PM (ZSsrh)

3 "Stop believing what they're saying!"
-Hamas' allies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:09 PM (GBKbO)

4 Haha, Moonbeam hasta NOOD!

Posted by: Catherine at November 08, 2023 12:09 PM (ZSsrh)

5 st?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2023 12:10 PM (r9a0/)

6 and you will get it

Posted by: Joe Kidsniffer at November 08, 2023 12:10 PM (3TalN)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Yeah, that is what they want...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:10 PM (xcxpd)

9 Oh, not even...

Good morning fellow mouth breathers and friends in gray boxes!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2023 12:10 PM (r9a0/)

10 All they want's a little lebensraum!

Posted by: Is too much to ask, ja? at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (HBnmy)

11 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: Alfred, the Wayne family butler at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (vcOmj)

12 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

13 It's in their DNA to fight any unbelievers

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (fwDg9)

14 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

DAESH!!!!!

- - - John F. Kerry

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

15 They just need a little American intervention, teach em to fly that rainbow flag everywhere.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:12 PM (CIS44)

16 Hamas to NYT: We Want a Unending, Totalizing War With Israel That Draws All The Arab Nations In and Sets the World On Fire

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Here's $3B+ to fund it.
- United States Federal Government

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (kb4+v)

17 It was necessary to "change the entire equation and not just have a clash," Khalil al-Hayya, a member of Hamas's top leadership body, told The New York Times in Doha, Qatar. "We succeeded in putting the Palestinian issue back on the table, and now no one in the region is experiencing calm."
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Interesting how these "top leaders" can spout this nonsense to one of America's premiere propaganda organs with no consequences whatsoever.

What if Israel changed that calculus in the middle of one of these interviews?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (YIVH2)

18 This is what living in an Open Air Prison will do to your mind... Damn you Israel

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (ZV+pB)

19
"We succeeded in putting the Palestinian issue back on the table, and now no one in the region is experiencing calm." he explained before his face disappeared in a pink mist.

/ ~~ribbed~~ edited for my pleasure

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (enJYY)

20 >>"We succeeded in putting the Palestinian issue back on the table, and now no one in the region is experiencing calm."

If the images coming out of the war are any indication the IDF is busy taking the Palestinian issue back off the table in a big way.

The most anti-calm place in the region appears to be Gaza.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (ZLI7S)

21 Easy to be brave with other people’s lives from the luxury and comfort of Doha.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (rbKZ6)

22 that's just talk for the roobs. hamas leaders really want peace. we could send obama to negotiate a deal.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (B1FKF)

23 From the river to the sea
The IDF is weapons free

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (0EOe9)

24 17 Interesting how these "top leaders" can spout this nonsense to one of America's premiere propaganda organs with no consequences whatsoever.

What if Israel changed that calculus in the middle of one of these interviews?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (YIVH2)

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Qatar has every interest in keeping those leaders safe. They have a lot of capital.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

25 Looks like Hamas wants to cease to exist.

I say, let 'em crash!

Posted by: That guy in Airplane! at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (ufFY8)

26 These Hamas guys are crazier than batshit crazy shithouse rats, but they ain't stupid. This is battlespace prep. They can't admit that they fucked the pig with their Orc LARPing. So they have to claim this was their plan all along. It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

27 Hamas: Cease fire!
Israel: Wait, we thought you wanted to kill all the Jews.
Hamas: We do.
Israel: Then why the call for cease fire?
Hamas: We want to kill you without you fighting back.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (u73oe)

28 Hamas' terror-symps and useful idiots have spent four weeks marching through college campuses and city centers demanding a cease-fire. Meanwhile, Hamas tells the New York Times they want "permanent" war for their political purposes, and designed the October 7 massacres to get one.

If we were a serious nation, we'd be deporting terror-symps and anyone without a visa, and shutting the border.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (r9a0/)

29 Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to and aren't rushing to join their Unholy War.

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Don't tell Durbin. He, along with some of his other fellow D idiots are pushing for the importation of these war torn Palestinians. Right into the USA. But not next to his neighborhood...

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (mupln)

30 Something tells me these low-IQ goat fuckers didn't think this all the way through.

You bought the ticket, enjoy the ride assholes.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (NgqoH)

31 Hamas,
Your drunk,
and your goat's bleating for you.
Go Home!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (TGPs7)

32 From the sea to the river we're gonna eat your liver.

Posted by: Hamas at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

33 Easy to be brave with other people’s lives from the luxury and comfort of Doha.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (rbKZ6)
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Someone should make Doha a lot less comfortable for them...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (YIVH2)

34 Hamas to NYT: We Want a Unending, Totalizing War With Israel That Draws All The Arab Nations In and Sets the World On Fire

Arab world to hamass:

No fam. We all good.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (mcnNX)

35 Looks like Hamas wants to cease to exist.

I say, let 'em crash!
Posted by: That guy in Airplane! at November 08, 2023

***
Nuke 'em til they glow
Then shoot 'em in the dark

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (J2vNu)

36 They can't admit that they fucked the pig with their Orc LARPing. So they have to claim this was their plan all along

The Pee Wee Herman defense "I meant to do that. "

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (bs+z0)

37 26 These Hamas guys are crazier than batshit crazy shithouse rats, but they ain't stupid. This is battlespace prep. They can't admit that they fucked the pig with their Orc LARPing. So they have to claim this was their plan all along. It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

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"We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

38 Hamas leaders are living the highlife in Qatar, right? How long before Israel decides the high rise condo building they live in doesn't need to exist any more?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (N39Ws)

39 We want to kill all Jews and take over all of Palestine!

So you're saying you just want peace and a little plot of land to call your own.

No, stupid infidel kaffir, we want to kill all Jews and take over all of Palestine!

So you just want freedom in Gaza and peace throughout the land?

I use small words and short sentences for you, fool. Kill all Jews. Take all Palestine.

So what you're saying is you want to cease hostilities and resolve the conflict as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Press interview with Hamas at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (HBnmy)

40 They keep saying they want to kill all the Jews and the liars on the left say that just means they want peace!

Right. They want freedom- freedom from the Jews.

They want the Jews to have peace. As in resting in peace.

(Ok. hat's a lie. They plan on desecrating their corpses, too.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (JMAcK)

41 April 7, 2021:

"US President Joe Biden's administration plans to provide $235m (£171m) of aid to Palestinians, restoring part of the assistance cut by Donald Trump.

Two-thirds will go to the UN's agency for Palestinian refugees, Unrwa, which has suffered a financial crisis since it lost $360m of US funding in 2018."

https://tinyurl.com/ygeuv3we

But Trump said p_ssy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (kb4+v)

42 38 Hamas leaders are living the highlife in Qatar, right? How long before Israel decides the high rise condo building they live in doesn't need to exist any more?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (N39Ws)

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Taking out a high rise full of people is probably a line that Israel will not cross.

Assassination attempts, though, are probably on the table.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

43
"We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

I mean they believe nothing is better than dying a martyr so maybe they did, they are fucking crazy after all.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (CIS44)

44 Afternoon Ace. Given the Black September in Jordan, the destruction of Lebanon after 1975 and the Kuwaiti expulsion of the Palis after the Gulf war, Arabs finally figured out that the palis weren 't worth the time and entered the Abraham Accords. The leftists in the USA and EU are the only ones who push the Pali bs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (9z+cX)

45 "Qatar has every interest in keeping those leaders safe. They have a lot of capital."

Knock, knock....
Who's there?
Candygram sir.

Posted by: Land Shark at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (VMFAF)

46 It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023

***
Someone here pointed out the obvious fact:

There WAS a ceasefire in the region as of October 6th. . . .

Something happened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (J2vNu)

47 They envision a state of total war with Israel that will force other Arab nations to join them to destroy Israel and slaughter its Jews, and the weeks since have only brought them closer to that goal.
Or at least, they think so:

As I said in the last thread, hamass might have gotten away with their incursion and kept world opinion on their side, UNTIL they cut heads off of babies. That was a bridge too far.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (mcnNX)

48 Qatar has every interest in keeping those leaders safe. They have a lot of capital.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (GBKbO)
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Which is why Qatar needs to be neutralized as well...

It's absolutely imperative that Israel take out ALL possible incentives for Hamas to keep doing what they are doing. Money, hostages, all of it has to be removed from their calculus.

Make the consequences of their actions so horrific to anyone that supports them that no one will ever raise a hand against Israel for at least 5 generations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (YIVH2)

49 These Hamas guys are crazier than batshit crazy shithouse rats, but they ain't stupid. This is battlespace prep. They can't admit that they fucked the pig with their Orc LARPing. So they have to claim this was their plan all along. It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

The pig? Damn, was the goat not doing it for them anymore?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (bhRsz)

50

Palestinians are the Haitians of Somalia...

Posted by: Old Todger at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (1Qr9s)

51 37 26 These Hamas guys are crazier than batshit crazy shithouse rats, but they ain't stupid. This is battlespace prep. They can't admit that they fucked the pig with their Orc LARPing. So they have to claim this was their plan all along. It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

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"We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (GBKbO)
_________________

What else are they gonna say? Trying to claim victory from defeat is the oldest trick and negotiating ploy in the book. Worked for Napoleon. Worked for the Russians in the Russo-Japanese war.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

52 Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to and aren't rushing to join their Unholy War.

They're in the area, so it's only fair that they be first in line to hate the Palis.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (I/Qkd)

53 14 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

DAESH!!!!!

- - - John F. Kerry
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

gesundheit!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (xcxpd)

54 It's nice of NYT to give a platform to tese savage animals.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (8rsIm)

55 Ham Ass = Pork Rectum

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:18 PM (JrojV)

56 The one and only contribution Palestine has made to the modern world is fine tuning the task of hijacking aircraft and killing hostages into an art form.

It's really weird about how modern day sees recent history.

I mean, I'm in my late 50s but I remember the times the PLO or whatever related group of fuckheads were hijacking aircraft in the '60s and '70s and '80s. Hell it's been the theme of God knows how many movies. It's been the plot of two movies about Delta Force. But you mention all of that to younger people and it's like you're talking about troop movements at Waterloo.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:18 PM (wb1YC)

57 Hamass sure appears to want Israel to annihilate them all, don't they.

I find those term acceptable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 08, 2023 12:18 PM (17s+e)

58 46 It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023

***
Someone here pointed out the obvious fact:

There WAS a ceasefire in the region as of October 6th. . . .

Something happened.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (J2vNu)
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Exactly

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

59 43 I mean they believe nothing is better than dying a martyr so maybe they did, they are fucking crazy after all.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (CIS44)

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I don't think the leaders living safely in Qatar believe in dying as a martyr for themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

60 "We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

'Tis but a flesh wound!

Posted by: Hamas at November 08, 2023 12:18 PM (bhRsz)

61 49 These Hamas guys are crazier than batshit crazy shithouse rats, but they ain't stupid. This is battlespace prep. They can't admit that they fucked the pig with their Orc LARPing. So they have to claim this was their plan all along. It's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

The pig? Damn, was the goat not doing it for them anymore?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (bhRsz)
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They were thinking of the goat the whole time . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

62 Dick Durbin and a couple of others are trying to bring them here circulating some kind of bill or something.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (8rsIm)

63 From the river to the sea the Hamastinians are a disease.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (PWI4f)

64 These Hamas guys are crazier than batshit crazy shithouse rats, but they ain't stupid. This is battlespace prep.

Disagree. When every single thing you do results in a righteous ass-kicking, if not outright obliteration, perhaps you shouldn't be worried about your Mensa application.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (I/Qkd)

65 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

You mean ISssssIL

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, mmm mmm mmm at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (HBnmy)

66 Yeah, I'm sure the other Arab states are chomping at the bit to fight for Hamas.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (N9gGE)

67
I don't think the leaders living safely in Qatar believe in dying as a martyr for themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, g

nah thats what all those proles in gaza are for

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (CIS44)

68 Taking out a high rise full of people is probably a line that Israel will not cross.

Assassination attempts, though, are probably on the table.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
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There are ways around that, but I will not mention them here, as they involve some morally dubious decisions...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (YIVH2)

69 So, by 'two-state' solution they must mean muslims alive and everyone else dead.

Posted by: Mike the headless chicken at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (qXygI)

70 19
"We succeeded in putting the Palestinian issue back on the table, and now no one in the region is experiencing calm."
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Yes, and Eqypt, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia are re-evaluating you at this very moment.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (1dTB/)

71 From the river to the sea
Hamas will shortly cease to be

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (I/Qkd)

72 51 Heh. My Senior Drill Instructor's favorite endearment was "Pig Fucker".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (0EOe9)

73 Any update on the attempted assassination of Abbas?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (JrojV)

74 "The pig? Damn, was the goat not doing it for them anymore?"

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing..

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (zSyrn)

75 68 There are ways around that, but I will not mention them here, as they involve some morally dubious decisions...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (YIVH2)

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*nods sagaciously*

bombs inside goats

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

76 Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to and aren't rushing to join their Unholy War.

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It's interesting to watch. It's a lot like the gay relationship with p3d0s. No one wants to outright disown them because they know their true relationship to the whole, but people have to pretend and deflect and create imaginary scenarios to paint pictures of worlds that don't exist so that they can attempt to separate themselves from the group.

Instead of just saying "We reject you, you're filthy and disgusting and depraved, and we will do everything in our power to stop you."

No, that's never said for some weird reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (kb4+v)

77 But biden blinkin and sullivan still want a ceasefire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (PQ4m2)

78 > Dick Durbin and a couple of others are trying to bring them here circulating some kind of bill or something.
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I'm betting it will pass. There's a ton of grift involved in airlifting a couple million terrorists to the US and farming them out to rural America.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

79 It was necessary to "change the entire equation and not just have a clash," Khalil al-Hayya, a member of Hamas's top leadership body, told The New York Times in Doha, Qatar. "We succeeded in putting the Palestinian issue back on the table, and now no one in the region is experiencing calm."
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Well, they got their way. Gaza city is being leveled as Hamas and their tunnels are purged. Once finished, I suspect Israel will compel the Gazans to move back north and then will gave the south the same treatment, including their precious UN "refugee camp" that is actually a permanent city. It is not merely a clash.

They're just getting what they want from their Arab "brothers" - not even Hezbollah (for now).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (ELpxa)

80 73 Any update on the attempted assassination of Abbas?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (JrojV)

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Other than it didn't happen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

81 *nods sagaciously*

bombs inside goats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

with pressure triggers?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (CIS44)

82 Yeah, I'm sure the other Arab states are chomping at the bit to fight for Hamas.

Hamas' and Hezbollah's sponsor is Iran. Gee, I wonder who really hates and fears Iran.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (I/Qkd)

83 Why does the US government have a cozy relationship with Qatar, who harbors the monsters that plan Hamas murderous activities? Because we have a military base there? Not worth it…. LIV golf critics constantly cry about Saudi money and sportswashing but look the other way when it comes to Qatar. The PGA tour holds events there… major track and field championships are held there. Tennis matches as well…. Qatar should be shunned internationally for their part in this; instead crickets…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (u4bMz)

84 "We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

***

"Hah! I see you've broken my nose. Just as I planned!"

"Okay, so that's three teeth. You're falling into my trap and don't even know it!"

- every Pali terrorist event in my lifetime

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (wb1YC)

85 "Given the Black September in Jordan, the destruction of Lebanon after 1975 and the Kuwaiti expulsion of the Palis after the Gulf war, Arabs finally figured out that the palis weren 't worth the time and entered the Abraham Accords"

'member when Sadat negotiated with Israel for the Sinai back and Israel offered to Sadat, Gaza back too?

Posted by: memberberry at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (hSwza)

86 Meanwhile-

Henry Rodgers
@henryrodgersdc

NEW: A Senate source tells me Sen. Durbin, Congresswoman Jayapal and Congresswoman Schakowsky are circulating this letter calling to open the flood gates for Palestinians to come into the U.S.:

@DailyCaller

https://tinyurl.com/5y9xmrkv

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

87 Having those high life residents in you country no doubt brings lots of graft with them.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 12:21 PM (fwDg9)

88 Quick, let's give these peace-loving liberty-craving welfare sponges a ceasefire so that they can regroup and behead hostages in peace.
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You're not thinking big enough, Ace. We shouldn't give them a "ceasefire." We need to give them a "ceasefire" and a bunch of money and work diplomatically on all fronts on their behalf so they can advance their agenda while simultaneously importing lots of them to this country so they can set up shop and start recruiting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (ELpxa)

89 Any update on the attempted assassination of Abbas?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (JrojV)

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Other than it didn't happen?

It didn't?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

90 Interesting how these "top leaders" can spout this nonsense to one of America's premiere propaganda organs with no consequences whatsoever.
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It's also interesting that NYT published it.

Is it reassuring or alarming when Satan's children are comfortable being honest?

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (Dnobf)

91 89 It didn't?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

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It was footage from another country a couple of years ago posted by a Twitter troll. Israel said it didn't happen. The footage was shown to be from the other country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

92
We had to drop two atomic bombs on Japan to get them to quit and even then it was a near-run thing. If the Palestinians want to commit national suicide, Israel may have to accommodate them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (VyKMA)

93 *nods sagaciously*

bombs inside goats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

with pressure triggers?

Just make sure the fuse is timed to less than 15 seconds.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (I/Qkd)

94 I remain impressed at the conditioning leading to using Hamas and pretending they're a rogue terrorist group and not the elected government of the region engaged in an act of war against another nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (kb4+v)

95 65 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

You mean ISssssIL
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, mmm mmm mmm at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (HBnmy)

That lisp is getting worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

96 'It's not to late to import THESE Blessings of Liberty, is it?' -
N. Pelosi

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (Atkwd)

97 Any update on the attempted assassination of Abbas?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (JrojV)
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Last update I saw is that it didn't actually happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (ELpxa)

98 90 It's also interesting that NYT published it.

Is it reassuring or alarming when Satan's children are comfortable being honest?
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (Dnobf)

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I've been told that certain words in the NYT makes the staffers feel unsafe. Careers were ruined because they gave an op-ed space to Tom Cotton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

99 Nothing is going to happen to Qatar as long as the US has military bases there and Biden/Blinken are running the show.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (rbKZ6)

100 "We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.
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It's almost a trope.

Posted by: Disney's Thrawn at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (Dnobf)

101 There WAS a ceasefire in the region as of October 6th. . . .

Something happened.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:17 PM (J2vNu)

Some people did some stuff — Ilahn Omar

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (u4bMz)

102 Is it reassuring or alarming when Satan's children are comfortable being honest?
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (Dnobf)
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It's somewhat reassuring, actually. Satan feels comfortable enough to drop the lies and deceptions and reveal the truth. Good people can now see *exactly* who is who and act accordingly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (YIVH2)

103 "Make the 12th Imam Great Again!"

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (Dh304)

104 91 Thanks, TJM. I thought it was weird that JJ didn't mention it in the MR.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (JrojV)

105 I remain impressed at the conditioning leading to using Hamas and pretending they're a rogue terrorist group and not the elected government of the region engaged in an act of war against another nation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (kb4+v)
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Yup. They're barbarians, but I don't think "terrorist group" applies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (ELpxa)

106 100 "We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.
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It's almost a trope.
Posted by: Disney's Thrawn at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (Dnobf)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

107 95 65 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

You mean ISssssIL
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, mmm mmm mmm at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (HBnmy)

That lisp is getting worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (xcxpd)
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"Tell me about it"

-- Obama's dead cook

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

108
"Hah! I see you've broken my nose. Just as I planned!"

"Okay, so that's three teeth. You're falling into my trap and don't even know it!"

- every Pali terrorist event in my lifetime

Tis only a flesh wound. Have at you!

Posted by: The Black Pali at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (I/Qkd)

109 Other than it didn't happen?

It didn't?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

No. Video was of some drug shit that went down a while back.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

110 It's distressing how many low-info idiots out there think that Hamas is just a "tiny little terrorist group" and not THE DULY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF GAZA.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (UnA8+)

111 26
' they ain't stupid... So they have to claim this was their plan all along.'

My cat has a plan this smart when he falls off the edge of the couch.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (N9gGE)

112 You mean ISssssIL
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, mmm mmm mmm at November 08, 2023 12:19 PM (HBnmy)

That lisp is getting worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (xcxpd)
______________

"Tell me about it"

-- Obama's dead cook
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

113 110 It's distressing how many low-info idiots out there think that Hamas is just a "tiny little terrorist group" and not THE DULY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF GAZA.
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (UnA8+)

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And we all know it's impossible to steal elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

114 Why does the US government have a cozy relationship with Qatar, who harbors the monsters that plan Hamas murderous activities? Because we have a military base there? Not worth it…. LIV golf critics constantly cry about Saudi money and sportswashing but look the other way when it comes to Qatar. The PGA tour holds events there… major track and field championships are held there. Tennis matches as well…. Qatar should be shunned internationally for their part in this; instead crickets…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Why did Bush the Lesser want to give Qatar control of all our domestic ports?

Because our government is not playing for the home team.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (17s+e)

115 Endless War is their culture so we must respect it! (and fund it and foment it and profit from it)

Posted by: The Deep State at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (HjfVN)

116 115 Endless War is their culture so we must respect it! (and fund it and foment it and profit from it)
Posted by: The Deep State at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (HjfVN)

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But my culture is not funding endless worlds half a world away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

117 Quick, let's give these peace-loving liberty-craving welfare sponges a ceasefire so that they can regroup and behead hostages in peace.

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"And another trillion dollars to Iran for "humanitarian aid" & nukes ... but mostly nukes!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (Dh304)

118 113 110 It's distressing how many low-info idiots out there think that Hamas is just a "tiny little terrorist group" and not THE DULY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF GAZA.
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (UnA8+)

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And we all know it's impossible to steal elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

Have the Palestinians considered voting harder?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

119 Hamas actually thought their attack on Israel would result in the Jews being chased into the sea and drowned. That is why they have no back up plan, they didn't think they needed one. This is all just standard Islamic groveling in the hopes you'll turn your back so they can stab you in it.

Hamas is not run by High IQ people. They're a bunch of dumb ass murderous savages.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (CecP5)

120 I hope Israel ignores the rest of the world and just gets the job done. They are already a pariah state, at least they can enjoy some peace for a while.

I honestly will never understand why Israel has let world opinion dictate this hellish existence for so long.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (wMRY8)

121
"Tell me about it"

-- Obama's dead cook
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

Even funnier when you read it as I did....."Obama's dead cock"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

122 The solution to this issue is the same now as it originally was.

Complete annihilation of hamas, root and branch. No quarter. Nothing else will suffice.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (KATBx)

123 The NYT, the Nazi paper of record.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (HfNu5)

124 In an earlier thread someone was talking about the covers of the old John Carter of Mars books that generally had very scantily clad princesses on them most notably Dejah Thoris.

I googled cosplay Dejah Thoris and was not disappointed. Apparently the cosplay community has decided her default outfit should be a MUCH less conservative version of the slave Leia outfit...

Posted by: Obligatory at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (XqcwY)

125 37
'"We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.'

No. Wait. I get it. When we kill them,... they WIN.

Posted by: PM Turdeau at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (N9gGE)

126 Hamas is right, by doing those atrocities they got back in the news and got those big sympathy marches in the West. Their cause is less hopeless now.
Apparently, the G7 is also calling for a humanitarian break or whatever words they keep inventing for reining Israel in and denying it a win.
Hamas is now seen as the "authentic" exponent of the "Palestinian people". The Palestinian Authority is too dull. Everyone looks down on Abbas. Westerners like their "rebels". Hamas is the new Vietcong. Now, even if Hamas is completely destroyed on the ground, all the bien-pensants in the West will say that there can be no lasting peace without Hamas at the negotiating table.
Crime pays.

Posted by: PG at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (gQbO4)

127 Notable Moments of Terrorist Supporters Attempting to Con You But Telling You Exactly What They Believe:

November 2023, USA -
Rancida Taliban telling the public that the slogan "From the River to the Sea" is simply 'aspirational'. You bet it is! Everyone chanting it from Tehran to Berkeley aspire to eliminate Israel and kill every one of its citizens.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (5fDan)

128 Hamas wants a Final Solution.

Lets give them one good and hard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (i4aEw)

129 110 It's distressing how many low-info idiots out there think that Hamas is just a "tiny little terrorist group" and not THE DULY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF GAZA.
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (UnA8+

THIS! They declared war on Israel. I haven't heard one world leader admonish the Gazan government for starting a war in Israel. Always Israel should show restraint.

Ugh.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (eggM4)

130 113 And we all know it's impossible to steal elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

You'd have to go a lot farther than that to convince me that the Palis don't support wiping Israel off of the map.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (UnA8+)

131 >>"Hah! I see you've broken my nose. Just as I planned!"

Let's hope Hamas doesn't try the iocane powder stunt next. Nobody defeats Hamas in a battle of wits!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (ZLI7S)

132 119 Hamas actually thought their attack on Israel would result in the Jews being chased into the sea and drowned. That is why they have no back up plan, they didn't think they needed one. This is all just standard Islamic groveling in the hopes you'll turn your back so they can stab you in it.

Hamas is not run by High IQ people. They're a bunch of dumb ass murderous savages.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (CecP5)

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I suspect they expected the same pattern of attack, counterattack, negotiated peace where Hamas gets paid for hostages, and then a time to regroup for another attack in a few years.

It's warfare as grift. The point isn't to win the fight, it's to use the fight to fund the lifestyles of those in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

133 Qatar is playing a classic game of being too valuable for anyone to do anything to them.

However, as Alfred Pennyworth pointed out in The Dark Knight in his little story about the bandit lord who didn't give a rat's ass about a ruby the size of a tangerine, someone, somewhere is not going to be interested in anything the Qataris have to offer and may decide to take steps on their own to neutralize them somewhat.

Israel may decide to do that if they know that this is their last opportunity to do something about Hamas once and for all.

Perilous times for all involved.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:28 PM (YIVH2)

134 I betcha if I ran a classified ad in the personal column, stating I'm willing to give a firearm to a Jewish person in need, I would be getting the knock on the door at 0300.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2023 12:28 PM (0EOe9)

135 129 THIS! They declared war on Israel. I haven't heard one world leader admonish the Gazan government for starting a war in Israel. Always Israel should show restraint.

Ugh.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (eggM4)

Even if Hamas was the tiny little underdog they so desperately want to believe they are, being the underdog doesn't automatically make you the good guy.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (UnA8+)

136 And we all know it's impossible to steal elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni
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IIRC the first ans last election in gaza was 48% Hamass and 46% PLA.

So 93% vote for terrorists. Not Saddam numbers but close.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (17s+e)

137 114 Why does the US government have a cozy relationship with Qatar, who harbors the monsters that plan Hamas murderous activities? Because we have a military base there? Not worth it…. LIV golf critics constantly cry about Saudi money and sportswashing but look the other way when it comes to Qatar. The PGA tour holds events there… major track and field championships are held there. Tennis matches as well…. Qatar should be shunned internationally for their part in this; instead crickets…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
===

Why did Bush the Lesser want to give Qatar control of all our domestic ports?

Because our government is not playing for the home team.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (17s+e)
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Qatar is the money-laundering Uke of the middle east. They have obscene amounts of (illicit and laundered) money and use it to buy influence. They managed to land the soccer World Cup and an F1 race, despite being a terrible venue. Piles of cash, hookers, and blow will get you anything.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

138 The Shia strategy is to force this "unending war" so that the 13th Imam comes out of the well and reveals himself.
This well dweller then leads Islam to global victory.

It's a fatalist vision, and Muslims are fatalists.

Sunnis/Salafis do not share this belief.

Posted by: Speller at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (pSotA)

139 114 Why does the US government have a cozy relationship with Qatar, who harbors the monsters that plan Hamas murderous activities? …. Qatar should be shunned internationally for their part in this; instead crickets…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Why did Bush the Lesser want to give Qatar control of all our domestic ports?

Because our government is not playing for the home team.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM
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One more level down: Because everyone has a price, and Qatar has enough cash on hand to meet almost anyone's. So there.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (SPNTN)

140 No Hudna and no quarter to Hamas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (i4aEw)

141 It's almost a trope.
Posted by: Disney's Thrawn at November 08, 2023 12:23 PM (Dnobf)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

Oh, I guess you, like most everyone else, didn't watch Ahsoka.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (Dnobf)

142 Hamas is not run by High IQ people. They're a bunch of dumb ass murderous savages.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (CecP5)
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Like most criminals, they really are not very bright, but they do possess a low animal cunning. This, combined with their complete lack of morals or scruples, makes them very dangerous.

A pack of rabid dogs is much safer to be around than these guys.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:30 PM (YIVH2)

143 There was a train of thought in the 70's among "revolutionaries" that the purpose of revolutionary action was to make it impossible to turn away from the abuses and to be so widespread that no one would consider themselves safe. It seems a form of immiseration. I wondered why anyone would want to flock to the revolutionaries' banner if they instead could hunt them down like vermin threatening their lives and family.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2023 12:30 PM (xhaym)

144
But my culture is not funding endless worlds half a world away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

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Thought you were going to end that with:

"...endless worlds half a war away."

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 12:30 PM (Dh304)

145 It's distressing how many low-info idiots out there think that Hamas is just a "tiny little terrorist group" and not THE DULY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF GAZA.

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And we all know it's impossible to steal elections.
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Have the Palestinians considered voting harder?

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The Palestenians support the actions, sadly. There was a poll ten or so years ago and something like 60%+ support suicide bombings. I'm sure that's up to 80% or so now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:30 PM (kb4+v)

146 Tell me about it"

-- Obama's dead cook
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

Even funnier when you read it as I did....."Obama's dead cock"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Speaking of did they check the dead cook's cock for dental impressions? See if there was a match with Barry or Big Mike?

Posted by: Covered up faster than Chappaquiddick at November 08, 2023 12:31 PM (HBnmy)

147 My cock is NOT dead... this I assure you. Just ask Larry

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at November 08, 2023 12:31 PM (ZV+pB)

148 Pretty sure this is why there is no Hamas space program.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2023 12:31 PM (JwHpX)

149 Right out of "the worse, the better" playbook.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2023 12:31 PM (Dm8we)

150 Israel should end the occupation of Gaza and let the poor Palestinians elect a government.

Posted by: 99% of Stupid Lefties at November 08, 2023 12:31 PM (zwDuR)

151 I saw an interesting take yesterday. It was basically posited that the conflict isn't even really about land as much as it was the dishonor of the existence of Israel.

It's hard to be an Islamic Supremacist when Israel is right there and objectively better than the Arab states in every way.

I'm not saying I buy it, but it shines a different light on the issues. For example, can there ever be a two state solution (if that is indeed the end goal here) When one state is still living as an Honor culture that believes it has the right to murder over insults? Can a modern state exist next to a country stuck a thousand years in the past?

O/T for Ace, Disney reports earnings after the bell today and I think Iger will be doing an interview around that time on CNBC (4:05 if you believe the interwebz). should be good for a laugh.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (z+89e)

152 I'm going to laugh my ass off one day when one of these guys in Qatar opens the drapes on his high-rise penthouse and gets a brief glance at the face of Mossad's version of The Mechanic.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (wb1YC)

153 And it's interesting to think of how easy it would be for Achmed to walk into town and drop off an envelope saying "This is the leader, he drives a yellow Range Rover, he and his friends eat at this deli each morning" etc.

But no, I guess they have other priorities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (kb4+v)

154 Looks like Cutter is back on the menu boys!

Posted by: American Media at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (3lBG5)

155
Easy to be brave with other people’s lives from the luxury and comfort of Doha.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 08, 2023 12:13 PM (rbKZ6)
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Someone should make Doha a lot less comfortable for them...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (YIVH2)

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They are safely hiding in high rise apartments in the center of the city surrounded by civilian Qataris.

Supposedly our smart bombs can count the number of floors they are penetrating, so they can detonate at the proper floor. Except the damages and debris may very well kill hundreds. If the entire building collapses, tens of thousands, mostly innocent.

If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (o9zVa)

156 Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to

Lots of Americans are exhibiting the same pattern we see with Trump: they stop listening to the news once it's said something they like (and/or their news sources don't run the correction). So in the same way that tens of millions of (D) voters insist right now in 2023 that Trump grabbed every woman in Los Angeles in the snizz, the same (D) voters now insist that all of the Hamas killings have been proven fake by fact checkers.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

157 14 You gotta purge Hamas the way you purge ISIS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

What's wonderful about this time around is that while ISIS had most of the vast Syrian desert to romp around in, all of Hamas leadership is now trapped in a shrinking pocket. Just saw a map showing that there are only 4.7 km between Israel's northern line of troops and its southern line. Hamas is trapped in between them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (i9ffA)

158 140 No Hudna and no quarter to Hamas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (i4aEw)

Why do they need a quarter when Brandon's already given them billions of dollars?

Posted by: Probably sent a wire transfer anyway at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (HBnmy)

159 This super duper plan has been in effect for over 50 years.

Just pull up the list of terrorist attacks against Israel and their supporters around the world since 1970.

Posted by: Donnie Osmond at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (MNhXM)

160 145
The Palestenians support the actions, sadly. There was a poll ten or so years ago and something like 60%+ support suicide bombings. I'm sure that's up to 80% or so now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:30 PM (kb4+v)

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My point wasn't to imply that Palestinians don't support Hamas, but to cross the streams on a couple of memes in order to counter the idea that Palestinians don't support Hamas.

If ever in an argument with a leftist where they say that Palestinians don't support Hamas, just remind them of the election that brought Hamas to power and tell them that it's impossible for elections to be stolen. It should lead to a nice moment of frying brain cells which should entertain one for a moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

161 124 In an earlier thread someone was talking about the covers of the old John Carter of Mars books that generally had very scantily clad princesses on them most notably Dejah Thoris.

I googled cosplay Dejah Thoris and was not disappointed. Apparently the cosplay community has decided her default outfit should be a MUCH less conservative version of the slave Leia outfit...
Posted by: Obligatory at November 08, 2023 12:27 PM (XqcwY)

She's basically naked in the books, except for jewelry.

Michael Whelan's art for John Carter's Mars books is spectacular.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

162 The Shia strategy is to force this "unending war" so that the 13th Imam comes out of the well and reveals himself.
This well dweller then leads Islam to global victory.

So this well dwelling hobo is the be all end all?

Do better hamass, do better.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (mcnNX)

163 >> Hamas is not run by High IQ people. They're a bunch of dumb ass murderous savages.

They aren't going to be happy until they get their 72 Virgins.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (Atkwd)

164 86
'Sen. Durbin, Congresswoman Jayapal and Congresswoman Schakowsky'

I hope nothing terrible ever happens to any of these people.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (N9gGE)

165 I've been thinking more about VDH's book on the Western way of war. His thesis was that Total War is a western concept beginning with the Greeks. We (the West) has moved away from the concept of total war after WW2 in order to be more humanitarian or something, but that this does nobody any favors.

Israel has been forced in to Total War, which is the only way to actually solve this problem. It seems like they finally understand - I hope for their sake they do. No ceasefire, no pause, only unconditional surrender from their enemies. Godspeed

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (5C4od)

166 >>"We planned this and totally wanted it this way," is an interesting tactic to take when you're getting your ass kicked.

"I meant to do that."

- P.W. Herman

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (geLO8)

167 IIRC the first ans last election in gaza was 48% Hamass and 46% PLA.

So 93% vote for terrorists. Not Saddam numbers but close.
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I'm reminded of antifa vs the German socialists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (kb4+v)

168 'Sen. Durbin, Congresswoman Jayapal and Congresswoman Schakowsky'

***

"Alex, what is the world's worst sex tape?"

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:34 PM (wb1YC)

169 161 She's basically naked in the books, except for jewelry.

Michael Whelan's art for John Carter's Mars books is spectacular.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

========

Watching Hannibal at the moment, my mind immediately went to Clarice Starling as being naked in the books. I was confused.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

170 If ever in an argument with a leftist where they say that Palestinians don't support Hamas, just remind them of the election that brought Hamas to power and tell them that it's impossible for elections to be stolen. It should lead to a nice moment of frying brain cells which should entertain one for a moment.

--

hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:34 PM (kb4+v)

171 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?

—

Worked when they got bin Laden.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 12:34 PM (fqqPo)

172 They are safely hiding in high rise apartments in the center of the city surrounded by civilian Qataris.

Supposedly our smart bombs can count the number of floors they are penetrating, so they can detonate at the proper floor. Except the damages and debris may very well kill hundreds. If the entire building collapses, tens of thousands, mostly innocent.

If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (o9zVa)

Qatar is also something of a place to negotiate in for the region too. Starting to kill off people there could make things difficult.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (eYoxG)

173 If ever in an argument with a leftist where they say that Palestinians don't support Hamas, just remind them of the election that brought Hamas to power and tell them that it's impossible for elections to be stolen. It should lead to a nice moment of frying brain cells which should entertain one for a moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And when they try to argue that elections can be stolen, look them in the eye and say, "oh, so Trump should be president?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (mcnNX)

174 oh my, just caught on local abc news that the fbi and cops in some town in nj are searching for a jan 6 suspect

meanwhile julie kelly at twixxer had a four minute video showing five or six idiots interrupting a jim jordan hearing so they could yell about palesstein. guarantee none will get more than a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (B1FKF)

175 If they really think we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a BOC song at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (vFG9F)

176 153 And it's interesting to think of how easy it would be for Achmed to walk into town and drop off an envelope saying "This is the leader, he drives a yellow Range Rover, he and his friends eat at this deli each morning" etc.

But no, I guess they have other priorities.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (kb4+v)

Sadly I think in Qatar these guys have had the money to pay for high end Qatari government protection, including security details. Same way Bin Laden was protected by the Pakistani Govm't while they pretended not to be protecting him.

But they may not need to be hit - they are not on the ground commanders, they are just the top level of thieves. The ones in Gaza are the dangerous ones, and they're not getting out alive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (i9ffA)

177 Disney+ finally has something I would watch.

John Travolta as executive producer and star in an adaptation of Frederick Forsyth's Christmas classic The Shepard .

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (i4aEw)

178 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?
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Have you seen The Dark Knight?

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (Dnobf)

179 Lots of Americans are exhibiting the same pattern we see with Trump: they stop listening to the news once it's said something they like (and/or their news sources don't run the correction). So in the same way that tens of millions of (D) voters insist right now in 2023 that Trump grabbed every woman in Los Angeles in the snizz, the same (D) voters now insist that all of the Hamas killings have been proven fake by fact checkers.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

It’s how the news is presented . Biden finger banging a congressional intern was in the news never.

Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (MNhXM)

180 173 And when they try to argue that elections can be stolen, look them in the eye and say, "oh, so Trump should be president?"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (mcnNX)

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"Oh...can they now? Just because a ballot gets counted it might not be a real one? Please, tell me more about how this happened in Gaza."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

181 In an earlier thread someone was talking about the covers of the old John Carter of Mars books that generally had very scantily clad princesses on them most notably Dejah Thoris.

I googled cosplay Dejah Thoris and was not disappointed. Apparently the cosplay community has decided her default outfit should be a MUCH less conservative version of the slave Leia outfit...
Posted by: Obligatory at November 08, 2023

***
That was me, though for some reason I was never into the Mars series as a kid. I just have a vague memory of the colorful paperbacks that used to be on the drugstore and Woolworth racks. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

182
They aren't going to be happy until they get their 72 Virgins.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:33 PM (Atkwd)

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

183 >Worked when they got bin Laden.

worked when the Israelis grabbed Eichmann in Argentina

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (geLO8)

184 O/T for Ace, Disney reports earnings after the bell today and I think Iger will be doing an interview around that time on CNBC (4:05 if you believe the interwebz). should be good for a laugh.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (z+89e)

Earnings filings will drop around 4p, earnings call with Iger et. al., at 4:30p. Valliant Renegade will have it live on utube starting around 4p. It will either be boring as fuck, or totally train-wreck hilarious. In any event, Valliant Renegade's guests are entertaining, especially Mexican Iron Mike.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (ufFY8)

185 I'm pretty impressed that the usual demands for cease-fire from America has fallen flat.

Usually, by now, the left has been able to browbeat Israel to stop winning.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (TzW+Y)

186 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?

Candygram.

Posted by: Land Shark at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)

187 138 The Shia strategy is to force this "unending war" so that the 13th Imam comes out of the well and reveals himself.
This well dweller then leads Islam to global victory.

It's a fatalist vision, and Muslims are fatalists.

Sunnis/Salafis do not share this belief.
Posted by: Speller at November 08, 2023 12:29 PM (pSotA)

However, apparently some people do believe that the 12th (not 13th) imam and the Mahdi will be one and the same, AFAIK.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (UnA8+)

188 Looks like you get auto US citizenship if you're born in Gaza/West Bank.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

189 ... If ever in an argument with a leftist where they say that Palestinians don't support Hamas, just remind them of the election that brought Hamas to power and tell them that it's impossible for elections to be stolen. It should lead to a nice moment of frying brain cells which should entertain one for a moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Especially *that* election. It was thick with election monitors from the UN and other countries. All signed off on by the major international and national authorities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2023 12:38 PM (ELpxa)

190 Qatar is also something of a place to negotiate in for the region too. Starting to kill off people there could make things difficult.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2023 12:35 PM (eYoxG)

The Qatari regime regularly pisses of the Saudis and the UAE because Qatar, even though they are Arab, loves to play the part of Iran's cabana boy, doing whatever Iran wants them to do. Qatar is not strong in itself, but it has incredible amounts of money and covert backing from Iran's military.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:38 PM (i9ffA)

191 186 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?

Candygram.
Posted by: Land Shark at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (I/Qkd)

========

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

192 "Hamas leaders are living the highlife in Qatar, right? How long before Israel decides the high rise condo building they live in doesn't need to exist any more?"

That's hardly necessary, they just need to make sure that all the Palestinian refugees and undercover Hamas agents get relocated to Qatar. I mean, it's hardly fair to keep the people so far separated from their leader who has the resources to take care of them.

And then when they try to overthrow the Qatari government in two years, Qatar kills them all, no one cares because it's Muslims killing Muslims, the Palestinian problem is solved permanently, and everybody goes home happy.

Until the following week when they find something else to fight about.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 08, 2023 12:38 PM (ou9hh)

193 Hamas is not run by High IQ people. They're a bunch of dumb ass murderous savages.

—

The average Pali, yes. Hamas leaders? They’re murdering savages, yes. But they were did get thousands of people into Israel for hours without anyone noticing. That kind of plan does take a couple of brain cells to hatch. Part of it was the long con of getting Israel to let its guard down thinking Hamas has evolved and was ready for peace.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM (fqqPo)

194 I'm pretty impressed that the usual demands for cease-fire from America has fallen flat.

Usually, by now, the left has been able to browbeat Israel to stop winning.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2023 12:37 PM (TzW+Y)

Hamas declared war. Israel is granting their wish. Until the war is won, Israel can tell America to pound sand with their cease fire requests.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

195 >If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?

just wear those funny glasses with the nose and the big mustache

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO8)

196 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?
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Have you seen The Dark Knight?
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (Dnobf)
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No security is 100% secure. All it takes is time, patience, and motivation to find a flaw and exploit it. I'd even be OK with driving them insane with paranoia. Play mind games with them until they go mad.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM (YIVH2)

197 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (o9zVa)

It might turn out like Las Vegas

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM (xhaym)

198 =======

Mongo just pawn in game of life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

Uh oh.....CHONGO!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

199 If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs

I remind you that the Mossad not that long ago stole the entire library of records of Iran's nuclear program. The physical on-paper records, not just the computer data.

Killing a few people and leaving is super easy, barely an inconvenience by comparison.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (2ocoG)

200 Iran is looking for company:"An Iranian official said on Wednesday that his country is prepared to join forces with other Muslim nations to stop Israel's military operation in the Gaza Strip. "Waiting for an American truce in Gaza is untenable. The region cannot endure this policy," the official told Al Jazeera. "Washington's inability to enforce a cease-fire in Gaza will have repercussions on the stability of the region. We support the extensive efforts made by Qatar to achieve a cease-fire. The military forces sent by the U.S. to the region will not act as a deterrent, and we are prepared to take joint action with other Muslim nations to stop the massacre by Israel in Gaza."

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (8rsIm)

201 This bikini blonde with great teeth

I'm glad she was coached into smiling. She'll make more money for her online show that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (RSbhh)

202 Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert because he 'didn't qualify', claiming 'if this was a little white boy, more would be done'

https://mol.im/a/12723713

Posted by: Ciampino - My Hockey Stick is not a graph! at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (qfLjt)

203
just wear those funny glasses with the nose and the big mustache
Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 12:39 PM

That's the best tasting pickle I evah hoid!

Posted by: Groucho Marx Impersonator at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

204 The institutions of our society (now rotted through and through with leftists) are doing everything they can to discourage white women from having families -- all while bringing in foreign baby machines to replace us as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (qUkBO)

205 Hamas has said they don;t want to govern Gaza. What makes these idiots think they would want to govern "Palestine"?
They would just move on to the next place to try and wipe out more Jews.
These people do not produce anything of value. No art, music, life saving discoveries. They can't provide the basic necessities of life to their own people buthave to rely on charity.
There is no purpose to their existence except to promote their bloody religion which requires them to convert or enslave everyone who does not believe in their versioon of God.
i can't wait for the Israelis to wipe them off the face of the earth.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

206 That was me, though for some reason I was never into the Mars series as a kid. I just have a vague memory of the colorful paperbacks that used to be on the drugstore and Woolworth racks. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

I'm pretty sure I bought one of those paperbacks just for the cover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (i9ffA)

207 That was me, though for some reason I was never into the Mars series as a kid. I just have a vague memory of the colorful paperbacks that used to be on the drugstore and Woolworth racks. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

Lets just say that ERB was the *master* of convenient timing in that series. I like the books, but as an adult reading them I definitely notice.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (nC+QA)

208 15 Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:12 PM (CIS44)

One of the funniest things I have seen is the Antifa kid from the US finding out at ground zero of the Londonistan protests that the Palis think they are fetish loving assclowns.

https://tinyurl.com/NY-Post-on-Andy-Tifa

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (X0I7i)

209 Ersatz Michael Brown: How do you say hands up don't shoot in Arabic?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (rc3Z7)

210 Wonder how many years since 800 AD have the Muslims been waring with civilization? Bet more than not

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (fwDg9)

211 Islamonazis have spoken!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (8rsIm)

212 The military forces sent by the U.S. to the region will not act as a deterrent, and we are prepared to take joint action with other Muslim nations to stop the massacre by Israel in Gaza."

Let's you and him fight.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (I/Qkd)

213 Hamas want a total war. They got it.
IDF tactics have been well executed and North Gaza has been cut off and Gaza City surrounded. The IDF can take its time, ride out future missile attacks and proceed with the utter destruction of Hamas. They are already turning their attention to the south and, I suspect, have some serious discussion going on in the background with other states as to what happens on The Day After Hamas.
This is far from over, and it won't be easy, but the Israel has it in hand so far.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (uSHSS)

214 "Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to and aren't rushing to join their Unholy ."

Uh, as much as I despise Democrats and their duplicity, which funded and encouraged the 7th October attacks and Hamas in general, we also have moved substantial military assets into theater, including an Ohio Class Nuclear Sub, and told these countries to stay the flock home and tend their goats.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (Edo3/)

215 Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert because he 'didn't qualify', claiming 'if this was a little white boy, more would be done'

https://mol.im/a/12723713
Posted by: Ciampino - My Hockey Stick is not a graph! at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (qfLjt)

Sad story, but editors are stupid........

15-year-old choked little boy and beat him to death with 27-year-old

Posted by: Groucho Marx Impersonator at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

216
"If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?"

They wear hijabs and wiggle when they walk.

Posted by: Speller at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (pSotA)

217 CRAP!

Strike one......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

218 One of the funniest things I have seen is the Antifa kid from the US finding out at ground zero of the Londonistan protests that the Palis think they are fetish loving assclowns.

https://tinyurl.com/NY-Post-on-Andy-Tifa

Yes, that was hilarious. Needs to happen more often.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

219 No security is 100% secure. All it takes is time, patience, and motivation to find a flaw and exploit it. I'd even be OK with driving them insane with paranoia. Play mind games with them until they go mad.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Constantly break into Qatari tv programming with reports of Joo Hit Teams seen in the city. Have people seeing them all over the city.

You know how paranoid arabs are.

The Boy who cried wolf scenario.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (mcnNX)

220 205 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

Hamas does not give a fuck about anything productive just like the western left.

I'd say both desire to crow over heaps of societal shit and spend their efforts making sure their societies are shit.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (X0I7i)

221 I'm not saying I buy it, but it shines a different light on the issues. For example, can there ever be a two state solution (if that is indeed the end goal here) When one state is still living as an Honor culture that believes it has the right to murder over insults? Can a modern state exist next to a country stuck a thousand years in the past?
....
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:32 PM (z+89e)

++++++++

When the Israelis left Gaza in 2005, wealthy American Jews spent tens of millions of dollars to buy the Israeli Greenhouses in Gaza to give to the Palestinian Government. By noon of the first day, the greenhouses were looted and destroyed by the PALESTINIANS.

The Greenhouses were never rebuilt, even though Gaza gets billions of dollars in Aid.

Gaza has 25 miles of beautiful Mediterranean Beach Front. They could easily have been the Miami Beach for rich old Arabs.

Palestinians Never Miss a Chance, to miss a chance.

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (6cb68)

222 Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert because he 'didn't qualify', claiming 'if this was a little white boy, more would be done'

Oh NOW they want the police around?

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (fqqPo)

223 Hell, that could mean practically anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (FVME7)

224 113 110 It's distressing how many low-info idiots out there think that Hamas is just a "tiny little terrorist group" and not THE DULY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF GAZA.
Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:24 PM (UnA8+)
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Who was the first Palestinian king?
What language do the Palestinians have?
Was there ever a Palestinian currency?
Is there a Palestinian history or culture?
Nothing.
There is no such thing as a Palestinian people.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (1dTB/)

225 LeT's SeNd In An AmErIcAn PeAcEkEePiNg FoRcE tO gAzA!

Posted by: Another Great Idea from The Experts at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (qUkBO)

226 "If you send in a hit squad? How do they get out again, surrounded by millions of hostile Arabs?"

They wear hijabs and wiggle when they walk.
Posted by: Speller

And giggle when they talk...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (mcnNX)

227 218 Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

Once you accept that the sane world you were born in to is fucked you get to enjoy the humor of all the fucking retards who took us there finding out the lesson of the 21st century is going to be "nobody wins."

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (X0I7i)

228 Qatar is also something of a place to negotiate in for the region too. Starting to kill off people there could make things difficult.

So, it's the Casablanca of the ME, without Rick's?

I'm shocked!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (ufFY8)

229 We only seek lebensraum for poor, peaceful Palestinians.

Posted by: Raschida Talib at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (FjlUt)

230 Hamas did have a peaceful civilian space shuttle program, but they had to abandon it when they couldn't find a place for the warhead.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (CecP5)

231 @213 Harry Caray has noting on Diogenes!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (8rsIm)

232 The IDF sent a team into Tehran to take documents for the Iranian nuclear labs and bring them back to Israel. If they can do that they can certainly get a team into Qatar and back out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

233 221 I'm not saying I buy it, but it shines a different light on the issues. For example, can there ever be a two state solution
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Yes. Judea and Samaria, two states.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (1dTB/)

234 Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert because he 'didn't qualify', claiming 'if this was a little white boy, more would be done'

Oh NOW they want the police around?
Posted by: Montec

DEFUND THE PO LICE!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (mcnNX)

235 Constantly break into Qatari tv programming with reports of Joo Hit Teams seen in the city. Have people seeing them all over the city.

You know how paranoid arabs are.

The Boy who cried wolf scenario.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (mcnNX)
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Yep. Just completely destroy their remaining grip on reality when they start to see "Joo hit squads" on every street corner, at every coffee shop, and even within their own security detail.

If you can't get to them in person, gaslight 'em to death.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (YIVH2)

236 There is no such thing as a Palestinian people.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (1dTB/)

Preach!

A labeled British territory occupied by Jews at the time does NOT a sovereign country make.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

237 I'm glad she was coached into smiling. She'll make more money for her online show that way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 12:40 PM (RSbhh)

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

238 Quick, let's give these peace-loving liberty-craving welfare sponges a ceasefire so that they can regroup and behead hostages in peace.

That's the Democrat position.

The Republican position is "Quick, let's give Israel $14 billion for expenses we cant't explain."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (CkeZO)

239 "This is far from over, and it won't be easy, but the Israel has it in hand so far.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (uSHSS)"

Pure truth. It is a beautiful demonstration of combined arms and MOUT. The IDF also said the other day they won't be done for six months to a year. But they have surprised Hamas with how deep they've moved towards Gaza City in a very short time. The OPFOR is leaving all types in intel behind, along with body parts.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (Edo3/)

240 The IDF sent a team into Tehran to take documents for the Iranian nuclear labs and bring them back to Israel. If they can do that they can certainly get a team into Qatar and back out.

Over a ton of paper documents, as I recall. I saw video of Bibi doing dramatic readings from some of them.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (2ocoG)

241 232 The IDF sent a team into Tehran to take documents for the Iranian nuclear labs and bring them back to Israel. If they can do that they can certainly get a team into Qatar and back out.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Impatiently tapping foot.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (1dTB/)

242 >>Who was the first Palestinian king?
What language do the Palestinians have?
Was there ever a Palestinian currency?
Is there a Palestinian history or culture?

Pretty sure they have a Petting Zoo.

...a Heavy Petting Zoo.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (Atkwd)

243 Constantly break into Qatari tv programming with reports of Joo Hit Teams seen in the city. Have people seeing them all over the city.

You know how paranoid arabs are.

The Boy who cried wolf scenario.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (mcnNX)

Which would work great actually. Let them get comfortable after "wolf" cried too many times. One day one of those Hamas creatures will poke his head out the door and there will be pink mist everywhere and the dude will be 2 feet shorter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

244 One of the funniest things I have seen is the Antifa kid from the US finding out at ground zero of the Londonistan protests that the Palis think they are fetish loving assclowns.

https://tinyurl.com/NY-Post-on-Andy-Tifa
Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (X0I7i)

I have zero love for Hamas but I have more in common with those women than I do Andy Tifa.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

245 200 Iran is looking for company:"An Iranian official said on Wednesday that his country is prepared to join forces with other Muslim nations to stop Israel's military operation in the Gaza Strip."

This is actually pretty funny. First, Iran helped push Hamas into kicking off this bloodbath, and snickered while it happened. But Hamas got its ass kicked faster than they thought. So they went to their pals the Houthis in Yemen, and they said "sure we'll join!!" And they shot a couple of dozen missiles that were easily blocked, and said "okay we're done, that's all we got."
Then Iran sent high officials to Lebanon, to get them to join in, and Nasrullah gave a big speech saying "blah blah blah blah we aint gonna do shit."

so now Iran is down to cold calling countries in the region, saying "hey could we talk into a signing up for this nice little war we got going on here? We got a special this week!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:46 PM (i9ffA)

246 O look, more melaninized mayhem in ShitCaGo! 4J & JTJ
Illinois mom Jonnie Angel Klein shot dead at Chase ATM in Chicago suburb, leaving behind two children and her mother who was in her care - two suspects under arrest

https://mol.im/a/12723819

Posted by: Ciampino - My Hockey Stick is not a graphic at November 08, 2023 12:46 PM (qfLjt)

247 240 The IDF sent a team into Tehran to take documents for the Iranian nuclear labs and bring them back to Israel. If they can do that they can certainly get a team into Qatar and back out.

Over a ton of paper documents, as I recall. I saw video of Bibi doing dramatic readings from some of them.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (2ocoG)
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Wouldn't they need someone like the strongman from "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" to carry all that out?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (pIx7m)

248
Pretty sure they have a Petting Zoo.

...a Heavy Petting Zoo.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (Atkwd)

It has 4 goats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

249 238 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (CkeZO)

Evidently the role of the American electorate is to be the global credit card defending borders the world is allowed to have that Americans are not.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (X0I7i)

250 15-year-old choked little boy and beat him to death with 27-year-old
Posted by: Groucho Marx Impersonator at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

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That must have been a BIG 15 year old to beat the 5 year old to death using a 27 year old!

? Too soon?

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (qHWWI)

251 Jew hit squad rumors?

Need to add rumors of sabotage also.

Send them over the cliff and get a country too scared to do anything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (i4aEw)

252 Evidently the role of the American electorate is to be the global credit card defending borders the world is allowed to have that Americans are not.
Posted by: sven

Now youre getting it commrade!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (CIS44)

253 >> LeT's SeNd In An AmErIcAn PeAcEkEePiNg FoRcE tO gAzA!

John Kerry and James Taylor please come to the White Courtesy Phone.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (Atkwd)

254 I have zero love for Hamas but I have more in common with those women than I do Andy Tifa.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

Hitler loved dogs.

Posted by: Drive by at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (MNhXM)

255 DEFUND THE PO LICE!

That plus DIE makes for some real fuckups.

Donut Operator had a new video yesterday where a Chicago policewoman of color had her gun jam and proceeded to wave it violently around in all different directions, aiming it at herself, her partner, and several nearby civilians.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

256 But in the big scheme of things the US is becoming a hi-tech spaceforce with a low-T army.

Posted by: Zek at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (5FPX4)

257 Whoops

Three goats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (i4aEw)

258 so now Iran is down to cold calling countries in the region, saying "hey could we talk into a signing up for this nice little war we got going on here? We got a special this week!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:46 PM (i9ffA)
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One of the issues with being a chronic backstabber like Iran is that eventually everyone will get wise to you and refuse to deal with you at all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (YIVH2)

259 Yep. Just completely destroy their remaining grip on reality when they start to see "Joo hit squads" on every street corner, at every coffee shop, and even within their own security detail.

If you can't get to them in person, gaslight 'em to death.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Hell, you remember how Iran publicly announced that Israel had dolphins with laser beams.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (mcnNX)

260 Let's look at Old Testament Justice with a Modern Nuclear reply?

Posted by: 12th century justice feed them their own testicles and sew the sack to their pie hole. at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (LcRVs)

261 I'll sleep with you from the river to the sea, but it's not my fault if it starts to burn when you pee.

Posted by: AOC at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (FjlUt)

262
John Kerry and James Taylor please come to the White Courtesy Phone.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (Atkwd)

Why's it gotta be white?!?

Posted by: John Wylie Price at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

263 OT-Nice dog and cat story:

https://tinyurl.com/ye2x44pe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (RSbhh)

264 Moving into Qatar with direct action or any other op carries substantial risks. But if I'm Hamas, I'd consider not doing any flying.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (Edo3/)

265 It has 4 goats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Four very tired and sore goats.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 12:49 PM (N39Ws)

266 244 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

Which is where things will wind up.

I will be denied any semblance of a free market of Lockeian liberty, BUT I will enjoy the actual legitimate social conservatism we wind up with.

The key to emotional and psychological survival will be cutting what deals you can with the new reality.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:49 PM (X0I7i)

267 Not to worry, Joe has got this all handled.

First, as a Democrat, Joe is able to talk anyone into anything! Just like his buddy Barack, Joe just needs to give the world one of his speeches and the world will right itself.

Second, if, for some reason, the speech does not do it, Joe will fall back the fact that Democrats are amazingly generous, with other people's money. He need only palletize a few billion and parachute it in and all will be right with the world.

Third, if the speech and the trebuchet cash deliver fails, Joe will go to option Gamma, make it Someone Esle's Problem! He only has to incoherently explain how this is Trump's fault and the problem is solved, at least as far as the Main Stream Media is concerned.

Fourth, if all else fails, Joe can fall back on the Carl the Groundskeeper ploy, metaphorically set the golf bag down and slink away. He walks away, sadly shaking his head and muttering about you just can't help people who refuse to recognize his brilliance. Then he pivots to the economy. Or to Asia, or anything but the Middle East.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 08, 2023 12:49 PM (CSptT)

268 Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert because he 'didn't qualify', claiming 'if this was a little white boy, more would be done'

Oh NOW they want the police around?

Posted by: Montec

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"WHY IS THE ALERT STILL AMBER -- A COLOR ASSOCIATED WITH YELLOW MOP-TOP CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO DESERVE TO BE MURDERED -- NOT TO MENTION THE BAD ORANGE MAN!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 12:49 PM (b7pbn)

269 Hell, you remember how Iran publicly announced that Israel had dolphins with laser beams.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (mcnNX)
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Dolphins and not sharks? Israel must be getting soft...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:49 PM (YIVH2)

270 I think it was Mark Steyn who pointed out some years back that if you wanted a picture of how well Gaza worked, it would start with the fact that all of the flush toilets there were imported from Israel. And the next fact was that none of them were able to flush toilet paper down because there was no real water pressure to speak of.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:50 PM (wb1YC)

271 Ersatz Michael Brown: How do you say hands up don't shoot in Arabic?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2023 12:41 PM (rc3Z7)

***

ارفع يديك. لا تطلق النار

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2023 12:50 PM (ZV+pB)

272 Did Clown World actually do something right for a change? Kind of the broken clock situation, but it seems like our deployments to the middle east have cock blocked the whole region from getting their jihad on.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2023 12:50 PM (q177U)

273 257 Whoops

Three goats.

there are FOUR goats!

Posted by: abu picard at November 08, 2023 12:51 PM (v3pYe)

274 Hell, you remember how Iran publicly announced that Israel had dolphins with laser beams.

I've never been so disappointed to find out that Iran was lying.

I mean, rapey dolphins with laser beams? The mullahs wouldn't know what hit 'em.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

275 Dolphins and not sharks? Israel must be getting soft...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Jerusalem Post:
Killer Zionist Dolphins? Hamas Claims they Exist...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:51 PM (mcnNX)

276 It's apocalyptic in cities, the criminals have been let loose

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (fwDg9)

277 Hell, you remember how Iran publicly announced that Israel had dolphins with laser beams.

—

Go on…

Posted by: Doctor Evil at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (fqqPo)

278 So far everyone is profusely thanking Gutter for its valuable help.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (8rsIm)

279 Moving into Qatar with direct action or any other op carries substantial risks. But if I'm Hamas, I'd consider not doing any flying.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (Edo3/)
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Yeah, they are basically stuck there, prisoners of their own making. If they set foot outside of Qatar, they are essentially unprotected, even with a security detail. Transportation is extremely risky as a certain Iranian general found out during Trump's administration.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (YIVH2)

280 Oh, and Death to America!

/old punchline, not funny anymore

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (xaFKb)

281 ارفع يديك. لا تطلق النار

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (JrojV)

282 >>>Donut Operator had a new video yesterday where a Chicago policewoman of color had her gun jam and proceeded to wave it violently around in all different directions, aiming it at herself, her partner, and several nearby civilians.

Was she cute?

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (q177U)

283 Pretty sure the IDF knows exactly which Hamas command level guys are left in Gaza due to their communications intercepts, which are basically calling for help. Pro tip: it ain't coming you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (Edo3/)

284 259

Hell, you remember how Iran publicly announced that Israel had dolphins with laser beams.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (mcnNX)

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theguardian.com headline from April 27, 2022:
"Russia deploys trained dolphins at Black Sea naval base, satellite images show"

npr.org (should be .gov) headline from April 29, 2022:
"A Russian naval base is defended by dolphins. It's not as unusual as it sounds"

navalnews.com headline from October 18, 2023:
"Russian Navy’s Trained Dolphins Moved Closer To Fighting In Ukraine War"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 08, 2023 12:53 PM (pIx7m)

285 Donut Operator had a new video yesterday where a Chicago policewoman of color had her gun jam and proceeded to wave it violently around in all different directions, aiming it at herself, her partner, and several nearby civilians.

Was she cute?
Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2023 12:52 PM (q177U)

Chicago police woman of color. Im gonna say NO

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:53 PM (CIS44)

286 Abu Steiner is not coming.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:53 PM (i4aEw)

287 I think it was Mark Steyn who pointed out some years back that if you wanted a picture of how well Gaza worked, it would start with the fact that all of the flush toilets there were imported from Israel. And the next fact was that none of them were able to flush toilet paper down because there was no real water pressure to speak of.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:50 PM (wb1YC)
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Also, the pipes that would normally carry the waste have been dug up and turned into rockets.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:53 PM (YIVH2)

288 Hell, you remember how Iran publicly announced that Israel had dolphins with laser beams.

Israel should find a way to get those boat-sinking orcas to go after Qatari yachts.

Posted by: spindrift at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (UWJud)

289 There's some interesting subtext in the NYT story that Ace linked. Read carefully, you can see that Khalil al-Hayya considered his greatest enemies to be those inside Hamas who wanted them to settle down and be a governing party, not a perennial pack of terrorists. (kind of like #2 in the first Austin Powers) So he staged this attack to completely discredit and destroy anyone who wasn't completely focused on Death.

He succeeded. Hamas will be completely destroyed, thanks to him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (i9ffA)

290 Year 1,388 of the Exterminationist War of Islam v. The World.

Maybe it's time to wake up and pay attention to this aspect of what's been going on.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (aRUaW)

291 Also, the pipes that would normally carry the waste have been dug up and turned into rockets.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:53 PM (YIVH2)

Twice!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (CIS44)

292 Time to turn most of the ME into a sea of glass, putting a better use to all of that sand--other than as a mosh pit to rape goats. A month ago, I asked a Hordian for the Kelvin heat temp to accomplish such, but I do not remember the number. . . . .anybody remember ??

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Cuck GOPe at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (5DfsO)

293 Recently had a discussion with our pastor about how I've taken great pleasure in the deaths of these hamas animals. He's also retired military with time in the ME. He told me that as long as Israel is being proportionate in their war against hamas that I shouldn't worry too much about my glee. How do you measure proportionality for a group that roasted a bay alive while gang raping it's mother?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (2NHgQ)

294 "WHY IS THE ALERT STILL AMBER -- A COLOR ASSOCIATED WITH YELLOW MOP-TOP CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO DESERVE TO BE MURDERED -- NOT TO MENTION THE BAD ORANGE MAN!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 12:49 PM (b7pbn)

actually, Calif just passed a law calling for an 'Ebony Alert'... like amber alert but for black women up to age 25.

How that is not a blatantly racist Law? oh.... Calif.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (xaFKb)

295 Israel should find a way to get those boat-sinking orcas to go after Qatari yachts.

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Otter 841 at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (JrojV)

296 navalnews.com headline from October 18, 2023:
"Russian Navy’s Trained Dolphins Moved Closer To Fighting In Ukraine War"

So Zelensky could die of being raped by dolphins? Amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

297
That plus DIE makes for some real fuckups.

Donut Operator had a new video yesterday where a Chicago policewoman of color had her gun jam and proceeded to wave it violently around in all different directions, aiming it at herself, her partner, and several nearby civilians.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

Are they shooting a Police Academy reboot?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:55 PM (z+89e)

298 The IDF sent a team into Tehran to take documents for the Iranian nuclear labs and bring them back to Israel. If they can do that they can certainly get a team into Qatar and back out.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

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About 10 years ago, They sent a hit team into a Gulf State to do a hit. They got out safe, but EU threw a complete hissy fit because the Israelis used forged and stolen EU member states passports.

I would not want to be on the team that does attempt one of those hits.

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:55 PM (5XEUf)

299 Time to turn most of the ME into a sea of glass, putting a better use to all of that sand--other than as a mosh pit to rape goats. A month ago, I asked a Hordian for the Kelvin heat temp to accomplish such, but I do not remember the number. . . . .anybody remember ??
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Cuck GOPe at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM (5DfsO)
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Somewhere between 1 million and 15 million K should do nicely...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (YIVH2)

300 227 Once you accept that the sane world you were born in to is fucked you get to enjoy the humor of all the fucking retards who took us there finding out the lesson of the 21st century is going to be "nobody wins."
Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:43 PM (X0I7i)

God wins when he sends billions of people to Hell for their eternal punishment.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (UnA8+)

301 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.
2. Attach Killer Whale attracting gadget to suspect yachts.
3. Get more popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (i4aEw)

302
Are they shooting a Police Academy reboot?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:55 PM (z+89e)

FREEZE DIRTBAG!!!!!

Posted by: Little Black Woman's Big Voice at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

303 >>>Hitler loved dogs.

Posted by: Drive
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He didn't screw them either.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (1dTB/)

304 Abu Steiner is not coming.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:53 PM

His wives and I could tell you stories.

Posted by: The Goat at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (aQy7p)

305 280 I keeeeeeeeel U !! said the bag of bones (or soon to be)

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Cuck GOPe at November 08, 2023 12:57 PM (5DfsO)

306 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.
2. Attach Killer Whale attracting gadget to suspect yachts.
3. Get more popcorn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (i4aEw)
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SPOILER: Killer Whales attracted to popcorn...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:57 PM (YIVH2)

307 Great.

Now I have a visual of a bizarre Hamas parody version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" complete with Covid nurse style dancing.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2023 12:57 PM (AbL8c)

308 298 The IDF sent a team into Tehran to take documents for the Iranian nuclear labs and bring them back to Israel. If they can do that they can certainly get a team into Qatar and back out.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2023 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

========

About 10 years ago, They sent a hit team into a Gulf State to do a hit. They got out safe, but EU threw a complete hissy fit because the Israelis used forged and stolen EU member states passports.

I would not want to be on the team that does attempt one of those hits.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:55 PM (5XEUf)

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I suspect the EU was pissed that Jason Bourne was using fake EU passports.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 08, 2023 12:57 PM (pIx7m)

309 Donut Operator had a new video yesterday where a Chicago policewoman of color had her gun jam and proceeded to wave it violently around in all different directions, aiming it at herself, her partner, and several nearby civilians.

***

I saw that video yesterday morning. If I was that woman's partner, I'd probably shoot myself and avoid the wait.

She kept pulling over and over at what from all appearances was a locked back slide on her pistol. All she did was kept pulling on it while flagging everybody in the vicinity.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (wb1YC)

310
He didn't screw them either.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (1dTB/)

You never f*ck what you eat.

Posted by: Barack O'Bama at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Islam is a Death Cult, and it will never be anything else.

Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (UnA8+)

312 299 Time to turn most of the ME into a sea of glass, putting a better use to all of that sand--other than as a mosh pit to rape goats.

Are you saying the goats aren't consenting?

Posted by: Auspex at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (j4U/Z)

313 300 Posted by: XTC at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (UnA8+)

I won't deign to pretend to understand His psychology, but I think He gets no joy from reward or punishment it is simply the entire point of the existence of our species. He laid out a rule book for us to strive for an even is gracious enough to allow a curve and do-overs.

I've always imagined him as wan to indifferent and thank Him for it.

The entire exercise if a moral test of free will and mankind is failing by choosing hedonism near every time.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (X0I7i)

314 He didn't screw them either.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (1dTB/)

You never f*ck what you eat.
Posted by: Barack O'Bama at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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NOW you tell me...

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at November 08, 2023 12:58 PM (YIVH2)

315 Coming soon to the US?

After migrant parent pressure, Anne Frank daycare center to be renamed. (In Germany) The idea of changing of name of Frank, who tragically died in a concentration camp at the age of 15, has come from migrant parents, according to the daycare center's director. "It is reported that parents with migrant backgrounds feel uncertain about the name and find it challenging to explain to their children," the report said.

"parents with migrant backgrounds" yet nowhere in the article does it say where they're from. I smell bullshit.

Seriously disappointed that they caved and will change the name.[i[ Sorry to say but I have to wonder about the religion / culture of the immigrants who are claiming the issue is explaining the name to their children.

Are the migrants Muslims? This story is troubling on many levels.This isn’t hard. Stop giving into people who want to pretend Jews don’t matter.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Fb3sx)

316 293 Recently had a discussion with our pastor about how I've taken great pleasure in the deaths of these hamas animals. He's also retired military with time in the ME. He told me that as long as Israel is being proportionate in their war against hamas that I shouldn't worry too much about my glee. How do you measure proportionality for a group that roasted a bay alive while gang raping it's mother?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2023 12:54 PM

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In Rem per hour of the radioactive fallout?

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (5XEUf)

317 Are they shooting a Police Academy reboot?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:55 PM (z+89e)

Who will they get for Officer Callahan?

I can start rounding up sample pictures...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (di6C2)

318 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Female killer whales.

Same as it ever was

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (mcnNX)

319 315 Seriously disappointed that they caved and will change the name.[i[ Sorry to say but I have to wonder about the religion / culture of the immigrants who are claiming the issue is explaining the name to their children.

Are the migrants Muslims? This story is troubling on many levels.This isn’t hard. Stop giving into people who want to pretend Jews don’t matter.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Fb3sx)

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This is such racism. They're worse than Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

320 and there will be pink mist everywhere and the dude will be 2 feet shorter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2023 12:45 PM (N39Ws

I like the visual . Thanks.

Posted by: Ortho Petey at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (FjYaO)

321 Constantly break into Qatari tv programming with reports of Joo Hit Teams seen in the city. Have people seeing them all over the city.

You know how paranoid arabs are.

The Boy who cried wolf scenario.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM (mcnNX)

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* The old Kurt Russell & Jack Warden comedy film "Used Cars" has entered the chat *

/Damn, I haven't seen that since it came out in the movie theaters in 1980; will have to remedy that -- don't know if the wifey will like it (we have different comedic sensibilities).

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (4TuoE)

322
Are the migrants Muslims? This story is troubling on many levels.This isn’t hard. Stop giving into people who want to pretend Jews don’t matter.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Fb3sx)

woah whats happening over at DU????

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (CIS44)

323 I'd say it's more like the relationship between many of our states, pols, professors, unions and Antifa.

It really doesn't matter since it's only a matter of time before the flood gates here are opened 'in a more controlled manner' - humanitarian parole - once more. How many U. S. entertainers & musicians, Hollywood stars, politicians are MENA? And many huge name, non-MENA entertainers love raking in those eight figure salaries overseas so there's no shame there.

We can go all in on abortion as we're making room for families with many children (theirs & those bought) to take up the slack for social services, teachers and 'education' in schools & universities, etc. After all, immigrant women utilize such services by far less than citizens so grabbing that women's healthcare money now is essential.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (GshMh)

324 Khalil al-Hayya, a member of Hamas's top leadership body,

**********

Now THERE'S a loosely defined group. Their organizational chart must look like a clusterfark.

I guess they aren't burdened with all those annoying Deputy Assistant Undersecretaries of Death to Israel and such.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (991eG)

325 And I'm also puzzled why every law enforcement officer in that video all seemed to be carrying different makes of pistols. The male cop with her had a different pistol than she did because that makes sense. 🤡

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (wb1YC)

326 I saw that video yesterday morning. If I was that woman's partner, I'd probably shoot myself and avoid the wait.

He turned his back on an armed suspect and ran, which isn't super smart either. But he's MENSA compared to her.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

327 299 Somewhere between 1 million and 15 million K should do nicely...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2023 12:56 PM (YIVH2)

>>>
Nah, it's not that high. Somewhere around 3,700. 3 or 4 light MIRVs in the corners and a touch bigger in the middle will light up the wiener roast just fine. (what degenerates we've become, eh?)

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Cuck GOPe at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (5DfsO)

328 315 Coming soon to the US?

After migrant parent pressure, Anne Frank daycare center to be renamed. (In Germany) The idea of changing of name of Frank, who tragically died in a concentration camp at the age of 15, has come from migrant parents, according to the daycare center's director. "It is reported that parents with migrant backgrounds feel uncertain about the name and find it challenging to explain to their children," the report said.

"parents with migrant backgrounds" yet nowhere in the article does it say where they're from. I smell bullshit.

Seriously disappointed that they caved and will change the name.[i[ Sorry to say but I have to wonder about the religion / culture of the immigrants who are claiming the issue is explaining the name to their children.

Are the migrants Muslims? This story is troubling on many levels.This isn’t hard. Stop giving into people who want to pretend Jews don’t matter.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Fb3sx)
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Why do Muslim parents feel uncomfortable about going to places named for victims of Nazi concentration camps?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (pIx7m)

329 >> 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.

shark livers

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO8)

330 315 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (Fb3sx)

Absolutely it is coming here, EUtopia is at a minimum 5 years ahead of us on the batshit insanity and at best 35-50.

People sat mute while the evil graycoats were erased not grasping that the list of the soon to be erased is long already and ever growing.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (X0I7i)

331 If you've seen some of the IDF SF video, they are moving with extreme prejudice. They are not asking for papers or surrender. Same with the infantry. Someone shoots at them, they move back and send a tank round or GBU.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2023 01:01 PM (Edo3/)

332 "Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert"

Not sure what more could be done when the people who killed him were residents in the same house.

And also look like drugged-out pedos.

Maybe vet your housemates better?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 08, 2023 01:01 PM (ou9hh)

333 329 >> 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.

shark livers
Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO

Baby seals?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:01 PM (di6C2)

334 >"It is reported that parents with migrant backgrounds feel uncertain about the name and find it challenging to explain to their children," the report said.

yeah well fuck 'em
go back to your shithole country

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:02 PM (geLO8)

335 Germany renaming Anne Frank house: bad

Hamas killing 1400 Jews: good

DU is a wild place man.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:02 PM (fqqPo)

336 t's setting up an extreme position as a negotiation chip for a treaty or ceasefire. Which they will inevitably break.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 08, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

They didn't realize that you can get so extreme that it's far more rational for everyone else to just kill you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (i9ffA)

337
Female killer whales.

Same as it ever was
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (mcnNX)

There's water at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

338 222 Family of five-year-old boy Prince McCree, found dead in a dumpster one day after going missing blast Milwaukee cops for refusing to issue Amber Alert because he 'didn't qualify', claiming 'if this was a little white boy, more would be done'

Oh NOW they want the police around?
Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 12:42 PM

That story is horrific but it wasn’t that “he” didn’t qualify, it was the type of disappearance that didn’t qualify. There was no abduction by vehicle that could have been cited in an Amber Alert. That poor little boy.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (rbKZ6)

339 Female killer whales.

Same as it ever was
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (mcnNX)

Floppy upper fin.
3/10.
Would not bang.

Posted by: discerning killer whale at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (UWJud)

340 332 Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 08, 2023 01:01 PM (ou9hh)

"Duh-versity is our strength!"

Tragic thing is they likely considered the killer a friend.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (X0I7i)

341 Fortunately the rest of the Arab states hate the Palestinians almost as much as Americans are learning to

_______________________________

No, they just encourage the behavior via UN proclamations, throwing around the nonsense "backlash" accusations, and sponsorship of the violence.

In short...Palestinians are useful tools so the pious Arab nations can provide a perceived distance from the turmoil that they help create.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (dIske)

342 no I read somewhere that orcas will attack sharks just to eat the livers

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (geLO8)

343 Damn, I haven't seen that since it came out in the movie theaters in 1980; will have to remedy that -- don't know if the wifey will like it (we have different comedic sensibilities).

***

Let us know how she appreciates the scene with the girls dancing on the car hoods. 😎

Posted by: Azathoth at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (wb1YC)

344 Witness: Attacker stalked elderly Jewish man before killing him in LA
Friend of 69-year-old Jewish man who was murdered at an anti-Israel protest says attacker was watching them, targeted the shorter man.....The pro-Palestinian protestor who struck an elderly Jewish man on the head and caused his death in Los Angeles had stalked his victim before the deadly altercation, according to witnesses to the event."""

There were no babies or children around, so t the scum went after the short elderly person. Quite the army these vermin have!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (8rsIm)

345 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2023 12:55 PM (z+89e)

The donut operator is good looking. Didn't particularly care for squawking noise bleeping ou things, and I could only take a few minutes of video, but that was stupid of her. Also, does everybody and their brother do podcasts except me?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (RSbhh)

346 132 119 Hamas actually thought their attack on Israel would result in the Jews being chased into the sea and drowned. That is why they have no back up plan, they didn't think they needed one. ...

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 08, 2023 12:26 PM (CecP5)

========

I suspect they expected the same pattern of attack, counterattack, negotiated peace where Hamas gets paid for hostages, and then a time to regroup for another attack in a few years....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 08, 2023 12:28 PM
****
I think they convinced themselves of some of their own propaganda: That only the "Palestinians" truly love and belong to the land, and that the Jews would drop everything and flee if just frightened enough. Well, not only do the Jews love their land, but one look at the current state of public opinion in the rest of the world makes it obvious that there is absolutely no place for them to go. Last stands are like that. AM YISRAEL CHAI!!!

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at November 08, 2023 01:04 PM (SPNTN)

347 339 Female killer whales.

Same as it ever was
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM (mcnNX)

Floppy upper fin.
3/10.
Would not bang.
Posted by: discerning killer whale at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (UWJud)

----
Also pointy elbows.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 08, 2023 01:04 PM (pIx7m)

348 Time to turn most of the ME into a sea of glass, putting a better use to all of that sand--other than as a mosh pit to rape goats. A month ago, I asked a Hordian for the Kelvin heat temp to accomplish such, but I do not remember the number. . . . .anybody remember ??
Posted by: H8

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Not as hot as you would guess:
FULL Fuse process, the two pieces of glass melt completely together to form one solid piece. The firing temperature for the tack fuse is between 1350 and 1425 degrees or full fuse occurs approximately between 1450 -1500 degrees F.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2023 01:04 PM (UYkEY)

349 335 Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:02 PM (fqqPo)

Eh the voluntary cognitive dissonance is a required ingredient in the leftist shitcake.

The FIB is crying in the corner because mommy (the blue haired freak ass AWFL backing Hamas) and daddy (the Jewish democrat super donor class) are fighting.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 01:05 PM (X0I7i)

350 We can't allow a dolphins with lazers on their heads gap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 08, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7)

351 Only suckers think this is about the oKupayShUn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2023 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

352 Didn't particularly care for squawking noise bleeping ou things

YouTube doesn't like real gunshot noises in videos, unless they're in video games. I have no idea how The Algorithm knows that.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 01:05 PM (2ocoG)

353 IDF brought tanks to a gunfight!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 01:05 PM (8rsIm)

354 London’s muzzie mayor has established a tsk force to review everything London from street names to statues to public building names, and remove/rename things that are racist or spread hate or whatever.

And this piece of shot will easily win re election next year, given only 35% of London is British. It’s a slow methodical destruction of all things Western. And it’s happening worldwide.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (fqqPo)

355 3 "Stop believing what they're saying!"
-Hamas' allies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___

River to the Sea, it just means "my struggle". You may have read the book in German.
- Rancid Tilapia (D-Hamas)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (fs1hN)

356 On topic

Kristallnacht was Nov. 8, 1938. So, right on schedule.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (RIvkX)

357 351 Only suckers think this is about the oKupayShUn.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2023 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

Lot of suckers.

Not that we did not already know that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (di6C2)

358 Watch out for 1 million Melvins.

Totally bogus.

Posted by: Death at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (DZrNt)

359 Who will they get for Officer Callahan?

I can start rounding up sample pictures...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 12:59 PM

I've got some ideas to share, too, that are more appropriate for a modern audience!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (Fb3sx)

360 No posts on America's third rejection of MAGA?

Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (Zbre9)

361 It’s a slow methodical destruction of all things Western. And it’s happening worldwide.

Just ask the Robert E Lee statue.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (2ocoG)

362 Last stands are like that. AM YISRAEL CHAI!!!
Posted by: werewife

*Custer has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (mcnNX)

363 Ratshit Talib: "Palestinian people are not disposable."
.......

Well, apparently Hamas thinks they are.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

364 354 Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (fqqPo)

Yup, same situation here in the Detroit to Dayton corridor in the metros.

You eventually get what people vote for and by God the democrats have imported a lot of new ideas.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (X0I7i)

365 Mossad screwed up badly Oct 7. Carefully removing each one of the Hamas leaders hiding out in Doha condos would go a far ways toward restoring their reputation.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (6TzTY)

366 fuck off, Sid

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

367 I'm going to say that after missing the original attack (just liked FDR and the US Navy missed seeing Pearl Harbor coming), Netanyahu and his government have done everything right, including telling Biden to F.O. multiple times. We talked about whether they moved in fast enough, but I think that given the difficulties in mobilizing, they couldn't have advanced the schedule much; a week maybe. And the extra time was used to allow the air force to pulverize many Hamas positions.

The hardest and best decision his government has made is not to prioritize the hostages. It is a difficult decision, but absolutely necessary for victory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (i9ffA)

368 I think they convinced themselves of some of their own propaganda:

===

Exactly so.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (8rsIm)

369 "I will gladly kill you on Wednesday, for a ceasefire today"

Hamas Wimpy

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (Cus5s)

370 woah whats happening over at DU????
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM

Even if it was Jews, who we hate, we can't let you forget that evil Reich Wing types who are the ancestors of today's MAGAts killed them!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

- DU, probably

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (aQy7p)

371 360 Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (Zbre9)

Go eat an aborted baby assclown.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2023 01:08 PM (X0I7i)

372 After migrant parent pressure, Anne Frank daycare center to be renamed.
------

I assume that those statues of her will be torn down, melted down, and recast into some Marsist 'statement'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2023 01:08 PM (XeU6L)

373 Posted by: Sid at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (Zbre9)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 08, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

374 Lehigh Valley live: Cooper’s hawk who? New names for American birds will affect 23 seen in Lehigh Valley, Updated: Nov. 08, 2023, 12:26 p.m. Published: Nov. 05, 2023, 9:00 a.m. In part,

"Say goodbye to the Cooper’s hawk, Wilson’s warbler, Lincoln’s sparrow and dozens of other North American birds.

The birds themselves will still be here. But their names are going the way of the dodo.

The American Ornithological Society, the group that maintains English-language bird names for the Americas, announced on Wednesday that it will rename all bird species directly named for people, and a few others deemed offensive or exclusionary.

Instead, starting in 2024, the AOS will begin the process of renaming those species with more descriptive monikers. Scientific names will not be affected."

(Probably receiving a huge government grant for such nonsense.)

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 08, 2023 01:08 PM (GshMh)

375 Forgot to post temp in Kelvin: 1089.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2023 01:09 PM (UYkEY)

376 329 >> 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.

shark livers
Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO

Baby seals?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:01 PM (di6C2)
........

Boogie boarders.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

377 DU and every leftist in a nutshell: Its cool to punch a Nazi and oh yeah go Hamas go!!

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (fqqPo)

378 "Say goodbye to the Cooper’s hawk, Wilson’s warbler, Lincoln’s sparrow and dozens of other North American birds.

The birds themselves will still be here. But their names are going the way of the dodo.

The American Ornithological Society, the group that maintains English-language bird names for the Americas, announced on Wednesday that it will rename all bird species directly named for people, and a few others deemed offensive or exclusionary.

Yeah! Fuck Lincoln!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (mcnNX)

379 'Marxist', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (XeU6L)

380 I've got some ideas to share, too, that are more appropriate for a modern audience!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (Fb3sx)

Something along these lines:

https://tinyurl.com/5hcdzhnz

And see the twist is we have swapped a brunette for a blonde in the original! Subvert those expectations!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (di6C2)

381 /Damn, I haven't seen that since it came out in the movie theaters in 1980; will have to remedy that -- don't know if the wifey will like it (we have different comedic sensibilities).
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (4TuoE)

I always liked Used Cars; not great but it made me laugh. Now for a great Used Car movie, do Repo Man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (i9ffA)

382 GOPe is not MAGA.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (SYTee)

383 NOOD baby!

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (q177U)

384 1. Figure out what attracts Killer Whales.

shark livers
Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO

Baby seals?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:01 PM (di6C2)
........

Boogie boarders.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 01:09 PM

I know, right?

Posted by: Otter 841 at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (aQy7p)

385 Mossad screwed up badly Oct 7. Carefully removing each one of the Hamas leaders hiding out in Doha condos would go a far ways toward restoring their reputation.

===

Mossad is external. AMAN, Shabak - MI and Internal Security.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (8rsIm)

386 Forgot to post temp in Kelvin: 1089.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2023 01:09 PM (UYkEY)

Are you sure it is not ten-EIGHTY-EIGHT, h8ter?

Posted by: Crazy libtard mfer at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (ufFY8)

387 https://tinyurl.com/5hcdzhnz

And see the twist is we have swapped a brunette for a blonde in the original! Subvert those expectations!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (di6C2)

Would strip search

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 08, 2023 01:11 PM (xcxpd)

388 Sid is too retarded to know that Trump is pro-choice-ish. So yesterday was if anything an embrace of MAGA.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:11 PM (fqqPo)

389 >>No posts on America's third rejection of MAGA?

Posted by: Sid

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you're touching yourself, aren't you

Posted by: DB - at November 08, 2023 01:11 PM (geLO8)

390 Nood!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 08, 2023 01:11 PM (w9Wax)

391 Are baby assclowns slightly less annoying than full grown ones?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:12 PM (di6C2)

392 In short...Palestinians are useful tools so the pious Arab nations can provide a perceived distance from the turmoil that they help create.
Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (dIske)

So, the Arabs virtue signal, much like Americans love to do in everyday life.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 01:12 PM (8sMut)

393 Are baby assclowns slightly less annoying than full grown ones?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2023 01:12 PM (di6C2)
......

Yep, they don't cry as much.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2023 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

394 89 Any update on the attempted assassination of Abbas?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:20 PM (JrojV)
========
Other than it didn't happen?
It didn't?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2023 12:22 PM (JrojV)

That story is like the PLA itself; I can't decide if it's serious, or a joke, or just a huge mistake on the part of everyone involved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 01:13 PM (i9ffA)

395 The Squad can put their thoughts where the sun doesn't shine-perhaps some rainforest in the late evening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 01:13 PM (RSbhh)

396 Somebody empty the cat pan. Sid is getting crowded.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2023 01:14 PM (pohLc)

397 oops. Mispost.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 01:14 PM (RSbhh)

398 392 In short...Palestinians are useful tools so the pious Arab nations can provide a perceived distance from the turmoil that they help create.
Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 01:03 PM (dIske)

The Afghans had been useful tools for a while too - now see what is happening to Afghans in Pakistan, now that Pakistan has decided their usefulness is at an end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2023 01:15 PM (i9ffA)

399 >>>I think they convinced themselves of some of their own propaganda: That only the "Palestinians" truly love and belong to the land, and that the Jews would drop everything and flee if just frightened enough. ...AM YISRAEL CHAI!!!

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach
---

"Israel is a country that has no place on our land," ..."We must remove that country,"

We Will Repeat the October 7 Attack Time and Again Until Israel Is Annihilated; We Are Victims - Everything We Do Is Justified

We must teach Israel a lesson, and we will do this again and again. The Al-Aqsa Flood is just the first time, and there will be a second, a third, a fourth. Because we have the determination...to fight."

"Will we have to pay a price? Yes, and we are ready to pay it. We are called a nation of martyrs and we are proud to sacrifice martyrs."

"The existence of Israel is what causes all that pain, blood, and tears. It's Israel, not us. We are the victims of the occupation
_Hamas official Ghazi Hamad

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2023 01:15 PM (1dTB/)

400
Kristallnacht was Nov. 8, 1938. So, right on schedule.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2023 01:06 PM (RIvkX)

======

This needs repeating. 85 years ago today

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2023 01:15 PM (7sZNO)

401 Lol Sid

This is from the AP

But none of the races were an up-or-down decision on the incumbent president, Biden. And none featured Trump on the ballot or his ability to turbocharge turnout of infrequent voters.

Democrats have performed well in recent special elections and did better than expected in 2022. It increasingly seems like the party starts from a position of strength. But it’s not clear that translates to its 80-year-old president, who faces widespread skepticism about his job performance and whether he is too old to serve a second term

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:16 PM (fqqPo)

402 So, the Arabs virtue signal, much like Americans love to do in everyday life.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 08, 2023 01:12 PM (8sMut)
________________________

I think you need to clarify that there are a significant number of Americans who don't subscribe to the "virtue signal" mentality and focus on a rugged individualism from which the US was conceived in its original form.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2023 01:16 PM (dIske)

403 386 Forgot to post temp in Kelvin: 1089.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2023 01:09 PM (UYkEY)

Are you sure it is not ten-EIGHTY-EIGHT, h8ter?

Posted by: Crazy libtard mfer at November 08, 2023 01:10 PM (ufFY

>>

Fine. 1200 is what we dial in. Enough to still light the victory cigars.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Cuck GOPe at November 08, 2023 01:16 PM (5DfsO)

404 Mossad screwed up badly Oct 7. Carefully removing each one of the Hamas leaders hiding out in Doha condos would go a far ways toward restoring their reputation.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at November 08, 2023 01:07 PM (6TzTY)

I believe that will happen, after a real housecleaning within the Israeli IC. It will be messy, but just like here, they have real problems.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 08, 2023 01:16 PM (qH9t2)

405 but just like here, they have real problems.
Posted by: Rufus

Leftism is a cancer across the globe.

Posted by: Montec at November 08, 2023 01:17 PM (fqqPo)

406 OT-Nice dog and cat story:

https://tinyurl.com/ye2x44pe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2023 12:48 PM (RSbhh)

What a nice story with a happy ending. Got a little dusty in here, for sure.

Posted by: thatcrazyjersey guy now with twice the crazy at November 08, 2023 01:34 PM (h4nev)

407
But none of the races were an up-or-down decision on the incumbent president, Biden. And none featured Trump on the ballot or his ability to turbocharge turnout of infrequent voters.

This. I'm feeling better about Pennsylvania after processing this. The most important battle for a high court position was lost to the (D)'s 53 to 47. Hardly a blow out.

I do know the women folk in my area were really represented at the polls. I think in a room with 100 people there were maybe 10 men there. And yes, the (D)'s played the abortion card in this high court position race. From the bottom of the deck.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2023 01:57 PM (enJYY)

408
Funny, I'm not seeing a new thread.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

409 Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu repeats the Israeli policy that there will be no ceasefire in Gaza without the release of hostages.

“I want to put to the side all sorts of idle rumors that we are hearing from all sorts of directions, and repeat one clear thing: there will be no ceasefire without the release of our hostages.”

Netanyahu appears to be dismissing a growing slew of reports from Qatar, Egypt and Hamas itself that a deal is imminent for the release of 10-15 hostages from Israel in exchange for a multi-day pause in fighting.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 02:07 PM (8rsIm)

410 So there's that.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2023 02:07 PM (8rsIm)

411 Terror symps? Is that a term left over from when the kids didn't want to cheer for the Vietnam war?
over 4000 children have been killed in Gaza.

Posted by: Paul at November 08, 2023 03:26 PM (hgDJr)

412 Close the Borders Now!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 08, 2023 05:23 PM (wGqjj)

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Posted by: debts at November 09, 2023 11:59 AM (kbdG9)

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