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Antifa's Spokesman Christopher Wray: Terrorists Will Be Inspired by Hamas Like They Were Inspired by ISIS


Two weeks ago, two Iranians on the terrorist watchlist were discovered sneaking across the southern border, but let's keep those borders wide open.

So we should probably shut down the border and ban immigration from countries with a culture of supporting terrorism then, right?

Or nah?

Nah, I'm thinking.

The criminal Stasi head Wray:



'Wake Up, It Is a Time to Be Concerned': FBI Director Wray Issues Stark Warning at Committee Hearing


In a Senate Homeland Security Committee hearing on Tuesday, FBI Director Christopher Wray provided some worrying -- if not outright alarming -- answers to questions from U.S. Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) regarding current terrorist threats against the homeland.
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"What has now increased is the greater possibility of one of these foreign terrorist organizations directing an attack in the United States," Wray told senators on the committee. "We haven't seen evidence that it's actually happening yet, but what we have seen is -- and I listed them off in my opening remarks -- one terrorist organization after another calling for attacks," he explained. "We should wake up, it is a time to be concerned -- we are in a dangerous period."

Below is Wray's opening on the FBI's assessment that "the actions of Hamas and its allies will serve as an inspiration, the likes of which we haven't seen since ISIS launched its so-called caliphate several years ago."

Wray admitted he couldn't track "all" terrorist threats. How about none of them? Unless the threats are wearing a MAGA hat, of course.

...

After doing anything but reassure Americans that the FBI is working or able to protect the homeland from terrorists, Sen. Scott asked what Wray's message to concerned citizens would be.

"This is not a time for panic, but it is a time for vigilance," Wray said after explaining the serious issues with the FBI's ability to track terrorists or prevent an attack. "We shouldn't stop conducting our daily lives, going to schools, houses of worship, and so forth, but we should be vigilant," he warned.


Karine Jean-Pierre refuses to say if the antisemitic, pro-terrorist rallies on campus are what Biden would refer to as "extremism" or not.

Weird, he's never had any such hesitation before calling Americans extremists. In fact, in this very answer, she brings up the Charlotteville incident again.

Senator Hawley grilled Mayorkas about the pro-Hamas terrorist that he has working as the person vetting immigrants from the middle east for associations with terrorism.

Mayorkas responded by using the Anthony Fauci "How DARE you, Sir!" response. Hawley was unimpressed.

We've seen all this before, Mayorkas.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:24 PM




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1 hey

Posted by: Ciampino - you telling me what and where I may? at October 31, 2023 04:23 PM (qfLjt)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at October 31, 2023 04:25 PM (aJxr8)

3 Bidi bidi bidi

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 04:25 PM (OK0jK)

4 shut the border? that's crazy talk!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

5 hey hey

Posted by: Ciampino - Your mental illusion is not my mental illusion at October 31, 2023 04:26 PM (qfLjt)

6 Close the borders? Pffftt.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 04:26 PM (R4t5M)

7 If rape and pillage isn't enough motivation

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 04:26 PM (fwDg9)

8 ? Is was he excited when he said it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 31, 2023 04:27 PM (ytSiK)

9 We're boned, aren't we.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 31, 2023 04:27 PM (qZdIZ)

10 They want a large scale massacre.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 04:27 PM (R4t5M)

11 We will get Jihadists sooner or later

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 04:27 PM (fwDg9)

12 But do nothing about the border you a$&

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (YA9iz)

13 We're boned, aren't we.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 31, 2023 04:27 PM (qZdIZ)


We're boned. - Bender

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

14 I have every confidence that the Top. Men. Of our current regime are doing everything possible to keep us all safe.

Narrator: We're all going to die in WWII.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (7yhZt)

15 A regime like this only holds power through inertia.

There's no real popular support for any of this, but the people refuse to do anything but move away from the worst parts of the country while bitching about the increased cost of Big Macs.

This doesn't end until the people in places like PA take their suffrage back from places like Philly. No one's coming to save them from themselves. They have to do it themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

16 You'll find out soon if you've prepared enough.

Did you stockpile? Did you move out of a deep blue area?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (/qa9n)

17 If we close the border we simply embolden the border jumpers!

/s

Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (MPUCP)

18 Ya gotta go SUPPORT HAMAS!!

SUPPORT HAMAS!!

Posted by: The Upstanding Citizen Ray Epps at October 31, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)

19 "Be careful out there," the government agent said, as he collected the firearms of local families. "Plenty of people out there want to kill Americans!"

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:30 PM (z5vMw)

20 The absolute and utter annihilation of Hamas/Gaza *might* give other terrorist organizations a bit of a pause.

Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.

Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 04:30 PM (YIVH2)

21 Jail.

In a normal America, Mayorkas would live there. He's the one bringing terror into our towns. Screw his fake disgust.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2023 04:31 PM (vy8n7)

22 This doesn't end until the people in places like PA take their suffrage back from places like Philly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (GBKbO)
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We don't like no suffrage!

Posted by: John Fetterman at October 31, 2023 04:31 PM (krQz2)

23 I feel so safe and secure knowing that these top men are looking out for my best interests.

I think the incompetence and dereliction of duty is the most impressive part of all of this buffoonery.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 31, 2023 04:31 PM (0rsFX)

24 "Does President Biden think the anti-Israel protesters in this country are extremists?"

-

The U.S. denounced the ones in... Russia, maybe?

But not the U.S.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:32 PM (O69GV)

25 I informed the others of this nood Wray.

Not Fay.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 31, 2023 04:32 PM (7yhZt)

26 This doesn't end until the people in places like PA take their suffrage back from places like Philly.

The entire point of the ongoing clownshow J6 trials is to make sure nobody does that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:32 PM (2ocoG)

27 Abolish Chris Wray.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 04:32 PM (R/m4+)

28 Why does it seem like the Joe and Jane Sixpack are being ground between illegals and government?

Complete mystery, isn't it?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:33 PM (z5vMw)

29 Antifa's Spokesman Christopher Wray: Terrorists Will Be Inspired by Hamas Like They Were Inspired by ISIS
______________

How's ISIS doing these days?

Oh.

I forgot that Trump wiped them out. Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:33 PM (At5qb)

30 Then do your job Wray . All you are doing is trying to deflect blame if and when something does happen by saying ' hey I warned ya'll. Not my fault'

And if someone gives you info like they did with the the Boston bombers, don't ignore it .

Posted by: Drive By at October 31, 2023 04:33 PM (+EGzv)

31 Karen gets dragged out of senate committee hearing where Secretary Blinken is testifying.
.........

Hope she got a big loogie on him first.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

32 "What has now increased is the greater possibility of one of these foreign terrorist organizations directing an attack in the United States," Wray told senators on the committee. "We haven't seen evidence that it's actually happening yet, but what we have seen is -- and I listed them off in my opening remarks -- one terrorist organization after another calling for attacks," he explained. "We should wake up, it is a time to be concerned -- we are in a dangerous period."
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:: turns on translator ::

Our policies have led to a real increase in the risk of foreign-sourced terrorism on American soil. This justifies our demand for dramatically increased budgets and payroll, and an extremely wide expansion of our surveillance and interdiction powers over citizens. This will do nothing to reduce the risk of foreign terrorism and we do not - and will not - advocate for meaningfully addressing those risks through meaningful actions around border or deportation policy. Despite this, the recommended changes will radically advance our internal state security mission.

:: turns off translator ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 04:34 PM (ELpxa)

33 Q. Was King Kong a true story?
A. No, it was just a faywray tale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 04:34 PM (JrojV)

34 Christopher Wray: Terrorists Will Be Inspired by Hamas
........

Fish Lips says what?

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

35 And if someone gives you info like they did with the the Boston bombers, don't ignore it .
Posted by: Drive By at October 31, 2023 04:33 PM (+EGzv)

You give them rice cookers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 04:34 PM (R4t5M)

36 I think the FBI will issue a terror threat this week.

For anti-Hamas, obvious MAGA domestic terrorists that want to keep peaceful Islamic militants out of the US.

They're a threat to "precious democracy" don't cha know.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 04:34 PM (Q4IgG)

37 This doesn't end until the people in places like PA take their suffrage back from places like Philly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:28 PM (GBKbO)
______________

Ghetto denizens: "End our suffrage! We suffered enough!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:34 PM (At5qb)

38 What really concerns Wray is all those domestic terrorists going to school board meetings and complaining about their elementary school kids being groomed by faggots.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (pohLc)

39 Mayorkas puffed up like a toad.

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (Q4KYm)

40 Karine Jean-Pierre refuses to say if the antisemitic, pro-terrorist rallies on campus are what Biden would refer to as "extremism" or not.

Weird, he's never had any such hesitation before calling Americans extremists. In fact, in this very answer, she brings up the Charlotteville incident again.

++++
Joe Biden stood in front of red-lighted columns and called out "domestic extremists" on national television.

Odd that they can't find a definition now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (ELpxa)

41
Ceasefire now for the Jews.

$500B more for Ukraine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (O69GV)

42 Wray only sticks around because of the private jet. Either Trump gets rid of him, or Americas disgust finally overflows.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (vy8n7)

43 Blaming the terrorists for the coming terrorist attacks in the United States is like blaming the Scorpions.

We damn well know their nature. We have seen it for 75 years.

I will not blame the terrorists, I will blame the FROG FACED DEMOCRATS for the carnage. Individually and personally.

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (h5Myw)

44 Juden raus?

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

45 What really concerns Wray is all those domestic terrorists going to school board meetings and complaining about their elementary school kids being groomed by faggots.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (pohLc)


Gay Wray, Gay Wray

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (NtVYv)

46 Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.

Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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You'll never reach the state where the deterrent is forever, however if you do it hard enough you might get a generation or two out of it.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (fgmuN)

47 Karen gets dragged out of senate committee hearing where Secretary Blinken is testifying.
.........

Hope she got a big loogie on him first.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 04:33 PM (v0R5T)
____________

I hope they exchanged big loogies!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (At5qb)

48 You know what will rush through Congress after the imminent terrorist attack, right?

Patriot Act 2.

It'll pass 99-1 Senate.

400+ House.

No need to wonder how it'll affect you.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (/qa9n)

49 I wonder how many FBI offices were warned to be on the lookout for anti Muslim extremists?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (z5vMw)

50 MAYORKAS: "To suggest that that is emblematic of the men and women of the Department of Homeland Security is ...
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Lemme go ahead and finish that for him: correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (ELpxa)

51 23 I feel so safe and secure knowing that these top men are looking out for my best interests.

I think the incompetence and dereliction of duty is the most impressive part of all of this buffoonery.
Posted by: Czech Chick
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Governments don't care about people because they are a construct for sociopaths and psychopaths to exercise power.

Even Scotus itself made it plain--governments do not have the duty to protect individuals unless they are in custody. See DeShaney v. Winnebago Cty. and its progeny.

Thus, the 2nd amendment allows individuals to protect themselves when governments fail or don't even try to protect individuals.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (cN31H)

52 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

A reminder that Axios reporter
@RussContreras
wrote this single source piece earlier this month, in which he declared the border is more fortified than ever.
His report failed to mention gotaways or even acknowledge they exist - let alone 600,000+ in one year.
Update, Russ?

Oct 21
Russell Contreras
@RussContreras

Axios Explains: The myth of a U.S.-Mexico "open border"

Despite the selected images you see on cable opinion channels and an influx of migrants trying to enter, it's more fortified than ever. #immigration #border

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (NpAcC)

53 Blaming the terrorists for the coming terrorist attacks in the United States is like blaming the Scorpions.

We damn well know their nature. We have seen it for 75 years.
---
Plus, vigilance is something we only need once they are inside of the country.

Otherwise, it's like a flourish.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (krQz2)

54 I think the FBI will issue a terror threat this week.

For anti-Hamas, obvious MAGA

--

I'm trying to figure out how they'll tie extremely pro-Israel Christian Nationalists (who, if Jews don't know it, don't have many bigger supporters) to the Nazi Domestic Terror label.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (O69GV)

55 3 Bidi bidi bidi
__

I hear you Twiki, Col. Deering does like mighty fine in her flight suit.

Posted by: Buck Rogers at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (fs1hN)

56 Blaming the terrorists for the coming terrorist attacks in the United States is like blaming the Scorpions.

That's kind of extreme. Terrorists want to blow you up. Scorpions just want to rock you like a hurricane.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (2ocoG)

57 Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.

Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
________________

Pedicaris alive or Razuli dead!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (At5qb)

58 Blake my guess is 0

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 04:37 PM (fwDg9)

59 Wray admitted he couldn't track "all" terrorist threats. How about none of them? Unless the threats are wearing a MAGA hat, of course.
---------
Be fair, Ace, they're very busy ignoring potential mass-shooters being turned in by their own family.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 04:37 PM (krqg6)

60 42 Wray only sticks around because of the private jet. Either Trump gets rid of him, or Americas disgust finally overflows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Think FBI directors get a ten year term and Wray has been in since early in Trump's term.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 04:37 PM (cN31H)

61 Axios Explains: The myth of a U.S.-Mexico "open border"

Despite the selected images you see on cable opinion channels and an influx of migrants trying to enter, it's more fortified than ever. #immigration #border

--

Also disregard this earliest freeze ever. It's the hottest summer on record, and still is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:37 PM (O69GV)

62 The Junta destroyed world peace, our political institutions, our cities, our economy and even our trust in freaking vaccines.

The rectification of names must come. And individuals like Mayorkas, spit!, must face their reckoning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (vy8n7)

63 I wonder how many FBI offices were warned to be on the lookout for anti Muslim extremists?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM

Hey hey hey, they have those extremist parents at school board meetings to worry about buddy. Cut them some slack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (PWGWB)

64 "CEASEFIRE NOW" Karen gets dragged out of senate committee hearing where Secretary Blinken is testifying

====

Sounds like An INSURRECTIONIST interrupting a Congressional Function.

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (h5Myw)

65 I wonder how many FBI offices were warned to be on the lookout for anti Muslim extremists?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (z5vMw)
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You wonder how many Jan6 trespassing cases have been put aside to deal with this threat.

But there's no political gain in that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)

66 Bidi bidi bidi
__

I hear you Twiki, Col. Deering does like mighty fine in her flight suit.

Posted by: Buck Rogers

--

I doubt I'm not the only one that said "booty booty booty" in that series and in reference to those moments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (O69GV)

67
Remember, if it happens we will be told by the Eurotrash types and their oikophobic American orbiters that we had it coming.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (MoZTd)

68 Innocent blood will most definitely be spilled in astronomical amounts.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (gxokI)

69 Fuck Wray.
Fuck Mayorkas.
Fuck Blinken.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

70
When Trump goes to jail the war on terror will score it's biggest victory.

Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2023 04:39 PM (j4U/Z)

71 5,000 more headed this way demanding travel visas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2023 04:39 PM (LC46u)

72 Patriot Act 2: This time it's personal.

Posted by: brak at October 31, 2023 04:39 PM (WxvBY)

73 64 "CEASEFIRE NOW" Karen gets dragged out of senate committee hearing where Secretary Blinken is testifying

====

Sounds like An INSURRECTIONIST interrupting a Congressional Function.
Posted by: rd at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (h5Myw)

========

Why is Code Pink protesting here instead of in Jerusalem?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

74 ICYMI: Son of Long-Time CAIR Adviser Siraj Wahhaj and Three Others Convicted on Terrorism Charges – was Training Children for Terror Attacks in U.S. Cities

https://tinyurl.com/bdepy4tp

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (a2WYj)

75 Patriot Act 2: Anyone who voted for Trump gets jailed as a J6 co-conspirator.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (2ocoG)

76 The only bright spot concerning the inevitable next terrorist attack is that it will certainly strike in one of our leftard strongholds. Will I weep for communist imbeciles? I think not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (pohLc)

77 Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.
Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

This is how you do it
All hands are in the air
And wave them from here to there
If you're an O.G. mack or a wanna-be player...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (R/m4+)

78 Bidi bidi bidi
__________

The immortal voice of Mel Blanc.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (lf83v)

79 Shouldn't this be about the time when the white boys all dressed alike - same color pants, blue t-shirts, ball caps, ray-bans, military hair-cuts, and face masks all caring Nazi flags show up?

Or

Are those just the glowie window dressing and not the glowie kinetic action group?

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (gmo/4)

80 ICYMI: Son of Long-Time CAIR Adviser Siraj Wahhaj and Three Others Convicted on Terrorism Charges – was Training Children for Terror Attacks in U.S. Cities

https://tinyurl.com/bdepy4tp
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (a2WYj)
______________

Detain and deport.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (At5qb)

81 From previous thread:

331 So, who died?
--------
Ace's freezer.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:12 PM (krqg6)
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He had somebody freezing things for him?
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)

Is that like having a 'fixer' ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (N570w)

82 Mayorkas may be technically half Jewish, but is an assimilated apostate. Yet Hamas would behead the scumbag because they would consider him Jewish

Posted by: avi at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (cBCwV)

83 39 Mayorkas puffed up like a toad.

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (Q4KYm)
----
I almost keyed The Doors.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carving out some time for Halloween fun at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (qfLjt)

84 52 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

A reminder that Axios reporter
@RussContreras
wrote this single source piece earlier this month, in which he declared the border is more fortified than ever.
His report failed to mention gotaways or even acknowledge they exist - let alone 600,000+ in one year.
Update, Russ?

Oct 21
Russell Contreras
@RussContreras

Axios Explains: The myth of a U.S.-Mexico "open border"

Despite the selected images you see on cable opinion channels and an influx of migrants trying to enter, it's more fortified than ever. #immigration #border
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (NpAcC)

I thought a fortified border made us racist? Funny how Russ' tweet is both untrue and completely against the liberal position on our border.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

85 Mr. Wray, what would you say you do here?

Posted by: The Two Bobs at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (lf83v)

86 Sen Blackburn says White House now saying there are 500 US citizen hostages in Gaza.

https://is.gd/7o2N2f

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (300wI)

87 Detain and deport.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (At5qb)
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Deport using the Top Gear trebuchet.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (z5vMw)

88 I'm really glad I own firearms and know how to use them.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (t/2Uw)

89 331 So, who died?
--------
Ace's freezer.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 03:12 PM (krqg6)
---
He had somebody freezing things for him?
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)

Is that like having a 'fixer' ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (N570w)

No .Wife. It's like having a wife.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (7yhZt)

90 The only bright spot concerning the inevitable next terrorist attack is that it will certainly strike in one of our leftard strongholds.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (pohLc)
______________

Leftards are too stupid to figure that out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (At5qb)

91 In addition to angry parents speaking out at school board meetings, the FBI has been really busy tracking down those dangerous Catholic pro-lifers.

Posted by: mnw at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (NLIak)

92 84 I thought a fortified border made us racist? Funny how Russ' tweet is both untrue and completely against the liberal position on our border.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

========

Remember when Obama was the Deporter in Chief, according to La Raza?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

93 @RussContreras

Axios Explains: The myth of a U.S.-Mexico "open border"

Despite the selected images you see on cable opinion channels and an influx of migrants trying to enter, it's more fortified than ever. #immigration #border

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (NpAcC)

++++
There must be only one opening where they are able to get through then, because 10 million have entered since Biden "took" office. Probably single file, though.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (FL9yc)

94 1. Know at which local businesses the owners/staff routinely wear "traditional" muzzie attire.

2. Know for DAMN SURE, which ones have men that wear beards, but not mustaches.

3. Know at which local business the owners/staff routinely speak in their native tongue, and their office calendars and other visible references are mostly in Arabic script, etc.

These three factors are more "intel" than the average fed tracks on any of these rat bastards. Odds are, they all go to one particular mosque, and you can bet on it, that there's a radical imam in there, egging them on.

Most of your friends will NOT BELIEVE the meaning of that intel, so be damn careful with whom you share that info. What's important though, is that YOU know, and you make damn sure your FAMILY knows.

Carry always. Head on a swivel.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (e6UQI)

95 Pedicaris alive or Razuli dead!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (At5qb)


Great movie.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

96 Q: Is it true, Director Wray, that the FIB has no idea how many terrorists have been freely allowed to enter the country?

WRAY: Sir, we have investigated and, yes, we don't have a clue. But we will institute Revised Training (TM) procedures and this problem will be an important focus of our efforts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (a/kp4)

97 This seems like a bit of good news:
IDF: Forces take over Hamas stronghold in northern Gaza; large cache of weapons & intelligence material seized at Jabalia site, terror tunnels uncovered; 50 terrorists killed in fighting today.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (t/2Uw)

98 He had somebody freezing things for him?
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)

Is that like having a 'fixer' ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at October 31, 2023 04:41 PM (N570w)
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Or a "cooler" like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (krQz2)

99 Will I weep for communist imbeciles? I think not.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 04:40 PM (pohLc)

What about the ones who are not Communist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (RSbhh)

100 After the Afghanistan disastrous shutdown, wasn't Biden already flying in unvetted Afghans, while preventing the withdrawal of the Afghans that were already approved?

That's how I recall it, and he brought in even more since. While they blocked efforts by Americans to get other Americans out ... Deep State is our enemy, the greatest existential threat to Liberty, since they have tunneled into every part of DC.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2023 04:45 PM (Cus5s)

101 It is impressive the number nazi sympathizers that have been smoked out in the last month.

If you support Gaza, you support Hamas.
If you support Hamas, you support Nazis.

Hamas = Nazis = Gaza-- there is no distance or distinction between them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 04:45 PM (TzW+Y)

102 The absolute and utter annihilation of Hamas/Gaza *might* give other terrorist organizations a bit of a pause.

Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.

Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 04:30 PM (YIVH2)


When was Carthage sacked?
Did Hannibal cause any more problems?
Oh, and salt the earth too.

Posted by: Romans of a few years ago at October 31, 2023 04:45 PM (FCbAQ)

103 39 Mayorkas puffed up like a toad.

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (Q4KYm)
.......

Indignant little cueball, isn't he?

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

104 56 Blaming the terrorists for the coming terrorist attacks in the United States is like blaming the Scorpions.

That's kind of extreme. Terrorists want to blow you up. Scorpions just want to rock you like a hurricane.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM

=========

Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2023 04:46 PM (OWp3m)

105 What about the ones who are not Communist?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (RSbhh)
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If they're saved, rejoice, for they are with the Father.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2023 04:46 PM (z5vMw)

106 92 84 I thought a fortified border made us racist? Funny how Russ' tweet is both untrue and completely against the liberal position on our border.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

========

Remember when Obama was the Deporter in Chief, according to La Raza?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah. Everyone could see that guy was a hardline xenophobe.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

107 They want a large scale massacre.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I can not think of one citizen in this country that in the past 3 years the Biden administration has not poked.

They have done a fine job of instigating and pitting every person, organization and community against each other, until everyone has been othered by something or someone. (just look at the divide over vax/not vax for example)

Posted by: old chick at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (sOete)

108 Remember when Obama was the Deporter in Chief, according to La Raza?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah. Everyone could see that guy was a hardline xenophobe.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 04:46 PM (KbCG3)
_______________

Member of the John Birch Society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (At5qb)

109 What a drag it is getting old

Posted by: brak at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (WxvBY)

110
Out: ClownWorld.
In: ShitShowWorld.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (F4aYC)

111 88 I'm really glad I own firearms and know how to use them.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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By all signs, violent criminals will continue to rampage through society and our open border and idiotic foreign policy is likely to cause all sorts of 'known' wolf terror attacks.

Situational awareness is becoming critical so as to avoid and escape bad situations before the guns come out.

John Farnam's Defense Training International (DTI) and his 'quips' which are actually short reports of current conditions throughout the US and world, are useful to tell you what signs of trouble are out there today. He is a well respected trainer for firearms as well.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (cN31H)

112 Mayorkas puffed up like a toad.
____

I almost want to see how false and stupid his four responses to Hawley that he so indignantly wanted to make.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (fs1hN)

113 Did therick Wilson actually issue a desth threat against DJT?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (VdGjU)

114 They want a large scale massacre.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Like Las Vegas. Or Maui.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:48 PM (O69GV)

115 66 Bidi bidi bidi
__

I hear you Twiki, Col. Deering does like mighty fine in her flight suit.

Posted by: Buck Rogers

--

I doubt I'm not the only one that said "booty booty booty" in that series and in reference to those moments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:38 PM (O69GV)
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I saw that series in South Africa. It was dubbed into Afrikaans of which I know little so I had to guess what was going on. Bidi Bidi was faithfully uttered. Booty was not a term in use except as pirate treasure so no Booty Booty.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carving out some time for Halloween games at October 31, 2023 04:48 PM (qfLjt)

116 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.

I mean, Keith Richards is 500 years old.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:49 PM (2ocoG)

117 They have done a fine job of instigating and pitting every person, organization and community against each other, until everyone has been othered by something or someone. (just look at the divide over vax/not vax for example)

Posted by: old chick at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (sOete)


Divide and Conquer.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

118 Terrorists want to blow you up. Scorpions just want to rock you like a hurricane.
________

It's the final countdown.

Posted by: Europe at October 31, 2023 04:49 PM (lf83v)

119 This seems like a bit of good news:
IDF: Forces take over Hamas stronghold in northern Gaza; large cache of weapons & intelligence material seized at Jabalia site, terror tunnels uncovered; 50 terrorists killed in fighting today.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (t/2Uw)
........

Thanks I needed that.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

120 They want a large scale massacre.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Like Las Vegas. Or Maui.

Wait, what?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:48 PM (O69GV)

I'm thinking much larger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (R4t5M)

121 Did therick Wilson actually issue a desth threat against DJT?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (VdGjU)



Yes.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

122 Shouldn't he be cited for Islamophobia???

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (faBWN)

123 113 Did therick Wilson actually issue a desth threat against DJT?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 31, 2023 04:47 PM (VdGjU)

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He played Internet tough guy while phrasing things in ways that make it a hypothetical rather than an actual threat.

Because he's a big tough man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

124 113 Did therick Wilson actually issue a desth threat against DJT?
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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Yes. He just wants someone else to pull the trigger.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (cN31H)

125 I mean, Keith Richards is 500 years old.
______________

The dude outlived Chandler Bing.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (lf83v)

126 Relax, everybody. Vice President Harris fixed the border like a year ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:50 PM (FVME7)

127 They want a large scale massacre.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Like Las Vegas. Or Maui.

Wait, what?
-

I'm thinking much larger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

--

Ah, something in coordination with legislation. Yeah, probably.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:51 PM (O69GV)

128 Relax, everybody. Vice President Harris fixed the border like a year ago.

With her mouth?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:51 PM (2ocoG)

129 The FBI won't even tell us how many of their people were in the J6 crowds. You think they'll tell us how many Hamas they've intentionally let in?

Posted by: Wally at October 31, 2023 04:51 PM (hqVaF)

130 Did therick Wilson actually issue a desth threat against DJT?
___

Is this guy actually this deranged or does he have a serious amount of grift to miss out on if Trump gets elected?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2023 04:51 PM (fs1hN)

131 a desth threat
__________

Dick Cheney would pronounce that like you've written it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 04:52 PM (lf83v)

132 Pedicaris alive or Razuli dead!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (At5qb)

Great movie.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 04:43 PM (gmo/4)
________________

From back when we had men running the government.

Same thing with Thomas Jefferson: "Millions for defense, but not one penny for tribute!"

Those were the days.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (At5qb)

133 38 What really concerns Wray is all those domestic terrorists going to school board meetings and complaining about their elementary school kids being groomed by faggots.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (pohLc)

This. And those monsters praying silently in front of an abortion clinic.

Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (j4U/Z)

134 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.

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They should be messaging that at Memory Care they do get satisfaction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (FVME7)

135 129 The FBI won't even tell us how many of their people were in the J6 crowds. You think they'll tell us how many Hamas they've intentionally let in?
Posted by: Wally
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To be fair, Biden's junta does not discriminate against terrorists of every country that want to come here nor against criminals like Venezuelan crime lords let out of prison to come to the US.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (cN31H)

136 20 The absolute and utter annihilation of Hamas/Gaza *might* give other terrorist organizations a bit of a pause.

Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.

Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 04:30 PM (YIVH2)

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No, they all went to Harvard

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (R8Jig)

137 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.

========

"Not even...a rhinoceros?!"
-Salvador Dali

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

138 Relax, everybody. Vice President Harris fixed the border like a year ago.
_____________

Nah, she blew it.

(hanging curve ball alert)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 04:54 PM (At5qb)

139 "Now I have to excuse myself and leave early for vacation on my taxpayer-provided private jet," Wray told senators on the committee.

++++

:: turns on translator ::

* Smugly displays double-barrelled middle fingers *

"Senators, tell me how my ass tastes!"

:: turns off translator ::

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 04:54 PM (/ib/z)

140 I know what will solve this.

Billions of more dollars in the budgets for our intelligence agencies*, more aid to Ukraine, more aid to Israel, more aid to Palestine, and also, let's make sure we make a lot more weapons make sure the military industrial complex gets their taste as well.

*Preferably through non government "contractors" so everyone can skim a bit off the top.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2023 04:55 PM (mj0Qp)

141 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
DOOCY: "Is it possible that somebody who wants to commit a terrorist attack, during a time of elevated threat, crossed the southern border into the United States already?"

KIRBY: "I couldn't possibly answer that question...."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre again refuses to call on NY Post reporter

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: Senate confirms Jacob Lew as US ambassador to Israel, filling a key diplomatic post during the war with Hamas - AP

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Senate confirms Jacob Lew, former treasury secretary to Obama, as U.S. ambassador to Israel.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 04:55 PM (krqg6)

142 Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolate.

Me: Life is like a box of flaming shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (FVME7)

143 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.
___________

I'll bet she still remembers the lyrics.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (lf83v)

144 "This is not a time for panic, but it is a time for vigilance," Wray said after explaining the serious issues with the FBI's ability to track terrorists or prevent an attack.


Don't panic! Don't panic!

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (4I/2K)

145 7 If rape and pillage isn't enough motivation

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 04:26 PM (fwDg9)
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I thought it was pillage and burn ".... and remember to pillage before you burn!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Go big or gourd home! at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (qfLjt)

146 STOP PANICKING!!!

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 04:57 PM (faBWN)

147 Closing the border is not humane. Sure, you might stop the odd terrorist from entering the US, but it's at the expense of the other would be criminals who are ignoring the immigration laws.

That's not who we are. I'll be damned if I'm going to make an effort to protect the lives of US citizens while simultaneously taking away the opportunity of a couple million others to break the law. That price is just too high.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2023 04:57 PM (dIske)

148 Me: Life is like a box of flaming shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (FVME7)


That is not one of our top sellers.

Posted by: Lindt Outlet Store at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (wwfd9)

149 *wanders in*

So no elections because of a terror threat.

But 20 years ago if we did this, then the terrorists win.

*wanders back out*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (9ewT7)

150 Sure would be ironic if terrorists sneaking across the borders now were taking out family members of the Democrats who allowed them entrance.

I would feel sad ... ironic but sad.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (CSptT)

151 119 This seems like a bit of good news:
IDF: Forces take over Hamas stronghold in northern Gaza; large cache of weapons & intelligence material seized at Jabalia site, terror tunnels uncovered; 50 terrorists killed in fighting today.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 04:44 PM (t/2Uw)

There's video of a bomb strike in Jabaliyah today that looks to be pretty significant; target was underground and a huge series of underground explosions that went on for some time. A report from the Palestinians said at least 2 apartment buildings fell into the crater, just to give an idea of the size. Guessing they hit a regional command center, which is a nice prize to collect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (i9ffA)

152 DOOCY: "Is it possible that somebody who wants to commit a terrorist attack, during a time of elevated threat, crossed the southern border into the United States already?"

KIRBY: "I couldn't possibly answer that question...."
___________

Translation: It's impossible to talk about the possibility.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (lf83v)

153 It's a little like one of those teevee shows where they pay someone to hit on your bf/gf/spouse and then try to bust them.

They intentionally introduce chaos as a pretext to round up and spy on whoever they want.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (+10Jo)

154 I'm still sticking with "voters showed that they didn't want to switch horses mid-stream, and that's why they decided to re-elect Biden and his strong hand of leadership during these troubled times of war, leading to a record 120M vote victory."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (O69GV)

155
Mayorkas puffed up like a toad.

If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

156 Sen Blackburn says White House now saying there are 500 US citizen hostages in Gaza.

https://is.gd/7o2N2f
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2023 04:42 PM (300wI)

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Hamas will not let American Citizens of Palestinian Descent leave Gaza? I am soooo surprised!

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (i/ZXF)

157 154 I'm still sticking with "voters showed that they didn't want to switch horses mid-stream, and that's why they decided to re-elect Biden and his strong hand of leadership during these troubled times of war, leading to a record 120M vote victory. And if you think that Philly itself can't produce 13 million votes, then you are a dangerous insurrectionist that should be murdered by the state without trial."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (O69GV)

=========

Appended.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

158 It seems that Hezbollah is backing off after losing a bunch of fighters and not accomplishing anything. Maybe destroying Gaza will demonstrate what attacking Israel means. Are the Palestinians worth it?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (t/2Uw)

159 Terrorists want to blow you up. Scorpions just want to rock you like a hurricane.
________

It's the final countdown.
Posted by: Europe at October 31, 2023 04:49 PM (lf83v)

On the highway to the Danger Zone.

Posted by: Kenny Loggins at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (4I/2K)

160 134 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.
-
They should be messaging that at Memory Care they do get satisfaction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:53 PM (FVME7)

Something I shared with my Dad, before he passed a couple years ago: "You know you're really over the hill when the Golden Oldies are too new for you."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (i9ffA)

161 154 I'm still sticking with "voters showed that they didn't want to switch horses mid-stream, and that's why they decided to re-elect Biden and his strong hand of leadership during these troubled times of war, leading to a record 120M vote victory."
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Well, after all, recently VP Harris told us that Biden was still alive. Staying Alive in 24 is a new Dem political message being tested I guess.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (cN31H)

162 CEASEFIRE NOW! CEASEFIRE NOW!

I'm sure all those Israelis that were tied to chairs and set on fire wanted Hamas to ceasefire, but the didn't. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

163 Sure would be ironic if terrorists sneaking across the borders now were taking out family members of the Democrats who allowed them entrance.

-

I heard it being discussed on the radio that cartels in larger cities are sitting in restaurants and bars and such and following well-off families, then contacting the parents and telling them to pay them or else their children / wives will be kidnapped and killed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (O69GV)

164 I'm becoming more and more apprehensive about what this next year (leading up to the election) will bring onto this country. I don't think my imagination is big enough to comprehend the destruction we're going to see.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (BdMk6)

165 What do they know that they aren't telling?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (uvJW5)

166 David Strom, the Hotair columnist with the noticeably cock-shaped mouth, took time out from bashing Trump supporters to wet his panties about the "600 Americans held hostage" in Gaza. Is he talking about Americans taken hostage by Hamas? No, he's talking about "Americans" who identify as Palestinian, but who hold one of our passports. And he knows it. But puts on a show about how they're really Americans, too.

Presumably, he doesn't want Israel to harm these blessed Americans, though he spends his column blaming Hamas (rightly) and Biden (eh).

Am I wrong to want Israel to drop high explosive ordinance on these "Americans"? Am I wrong to oppose the return of 600 more potentially violent Hamas supporters to our streets? Strom would say I am.

But I sure don't feel wrong.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (HqBj8)

167 154 I'm still sticking with "voters showed that they didn't want to switch horses mid-stream, and that's why they decided to re-elect Biden and his strong hand of leadership during these troubled times of war, leading to a record 120M vote victory."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (O69GV)

By then America will be engaged in wars in both the Middle East and Russia. How can you possibly vote for Trump over Biden? Trump has never even presided over a war before!

Hey, wait a second...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 05:02 PM (KbCG3)

168 One more question. Is it true that Israel has been distributing weapons to civilians for the sake of self defense and this makes brain dead Joe angry?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 31, 2023 05:02 PM (VdGjU)

169 Me: Life is like a box of flaming shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (FVME7)

That is not one of our top sellers.
Posted by: Lindt Outlet Store at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (wwfd9)

Rank amateurs!

Posted by: Whizzo Chocolates at October 31, 2023 05:02 PM (4I/2K)

170 October 7th will inspire other terrorist attacks. To combat this I have instructed the FBI to double their PTA, Catholic church, and school board surveillance. Because as we all know these organizations are festering sores of terrorism and White supremacy.

Posted by: Chwistifer Wayy at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (17s+e)

171 So the deep state is definitely planning attacks to remove more liberties. We taking bets on which they're going for?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (ypELf)

172 Are the Palestinians worth it?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (t/2Uw)

++++
No, would be my answer.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (FL9yc)

173 OT: "COVID Vaccine Can Reduce Your Lifespan By At Least 24 Years"

Does that mean I'm already dead?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

174 One more question. Is it true that Israel has been distributing weapons to civilians for the sake of self defense and this makes brain dead Joe angry?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

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Yeah, only Ukrainians are supposed to do that. Because reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (O69GV)

175 DOOCY: "Is it possible that somebody who wants to commit a terrorist attack, during a time of elevated threat, crossed the southern border into the United States already?"

KIRBY: "I couldn't possibly answer that question...."

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What exactly IS your job?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (R8Jig)

176 158 It seems that Hezbollah is backing off after losing a bunch of fighters and not accomplishing anything. Maybe destroying Gaza will demonstrate what attacking Israel means. Are the Palestinians worth it?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (t/2Uw)

Hezbollah has been living off the fat of the land, getting rich, and doing whatever they want in Lebanon for quite a while now. Suddenly dying for Cousin Eddie down in Gaza doesn't look like a very attractive idea. Call Cousin Eddie and tell him maybe next year, he'll understand,

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (i9ffA)

177 The whole Charlottesville thing reeked of a staged outrage with players from Central Casting. Directed by Ed Wood.

LITTLE over the top.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (AbL8c)

178 For the first time ever during Mass they made an announcement that after Mass they would be doing a fire drill and Active shooter drill, my wife said it’s time for her to get a gun, so I am in the market

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (dKiJG)

179
Welp, looks like we may get to Test Drive the WEF/Davos/Democrats/Chinese Plan to "End War"* by-

pre-loading third world terrorist scumbags into the US via an open border.

So, that anytime we attack anyone abroad, we have to also deal with terrorism and American citizen deaths at home.


*Actually, not end war so much as end the American and the West's ability, in general, to wage war.
Like the crackpot ROEs that the Democrats always force on our troops. They want to front load American deaths.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (QzZeQ)

180 I'm becoming more and more apprehensive about what this next year (leading up to the election) will bring onto this country. I don't think my imagination is big enough to comprehend the destruction we're going to see.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


We'll be begging for A return of the good old days of 2020.

When all we had was a covid lockdown, riots and a stolen election.

Posted by: 2024 at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (/qa9n)

181 Useless piece of tissue, that guy…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (PCK5/)

182 Wray, Mayorkas, et al don't have to worry;

The opposition won't hold them accountable.

The media will omit and frame and mislead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (RIvkX)

183 171 So the deep state is definitely planning attacks to remove more liberties. We taking bets on which they're going for?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (ypELf)

Which Attacks or Which Liberties? Because if you're talking Liberties, they're after 'em all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

184 I thought the BOLO was for Whitey McMaga Pants. Are we back to real terrorists? My scorecard is all screwed up.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (T7fic)

185 Are the Palestinians worth it?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:00 PM (t/2Uw)

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No, would be my answer.

Posted by: washrivergal

That was a rhetorical question.(wink)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (t/2Uw)

186 OT: "COVID Vaccine Can Reduce Your Lifespan By At Least 24 Years"

Does that mean I'm already dead?
Posted by: jim


That's probably averages. Since it's killing so many 30 year olds.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (uvJW5)

187 I'm still sticking with "voters showed that they didn't want to switch horses mid-stream, and that's why they decided to re-elect Biden

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 04:59 PM (O69GV)
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Voters should not be allowed to jeopardize our progress in Ukraine, which is so vital to Our Democracy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

188 168 One more question. Is it true that Israel has been distributing weapons to civilians for the sake of self defense and this makes brain dead Joe angry?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 31, 2023 05:02 PM (VdGjU)

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I thought my loathing of one individual, Obama, was the ultimate of my hatred for one person. Biden has knocked him off his place on the top rung.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (FL9yc)

189 175 DOOCY: "Is it possible that somebody who wants to commit a terrorist attack, during a time of elevated threat, crossed the southern border into the United States already?"

KIRBY: "I couldn't possibly answer that question...."

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What exactly IS your job?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:03 PM (R8Jig)

Sure Kirby could answer it. What he really said was, "Fuck You, asshole, I ain't answering that".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (ynpvh)

190 180 We'll be begging for A return of the good old days of 2020.

When all we had was a covid lockdown, riots and a stolen election.
Posted by: 2024 at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (/qa9n)

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Meh.

Expect little domestic disruption. They have all the mechanisms in place to steal elections again. They did it in 2022. They have to make a demonstration of domestic peace and prosperity to justify the massive vote for Biden.

Riots are for making Trump look bad and America look lawless and to make the wine moms just so tired of all the drama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (GBKbO)

191 Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas 5h
#BREAKING Yemen’s Houthis - who are backed by Iran - declare war against Israel.

Joel Pollak @joelpollak 4h
.@JoeBiden delisted the Houthis as a terror group within days of taking office.
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BTW, check out Bolivian spokespig. She looks like a U.S. university student:
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 14m
Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.

At the same time, we demand a cessation of attacks on the Gaza border.

https://tinyurl.com/yknysrva
1:09 minutes; no Spanish or pig translation.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (krqg6)

192 The whole Charlottesville thing...

-

Such a unique opportunity for the nation to discuss opinions, the Constitution, and freedom of speech even when people are stupid and you disagree with their opinion.

But we don't live in that America any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (O69GV)

193 187
Voters should not be allowed to jeopardize our progress in Ukraine, which is so vital to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

You forgot “our precious”…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (PCK5/)

194 Pretty sure the globalists goal is to fuck up the world so bad that we will all be begging to enter the Matrix

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (R8Jig)

195 178 For the first time ever during Mass they made an announcement that after Mass they would be doing a fire drill and Active shooter drill, my wife said it’s time for her to get a gun, so I am in the market
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (dKiJG)

Seriusly? What Diocese?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (N39Ws)

196 166 David Strom, the Hotair columnist with the noticeably cock-shaped mouth, took time out from bashing Trump supporters to wet his panties about the "600 Americans held hostage" in Gaza. Is he talking about Americans taken hostage by Hamas? No, he's talking about "Americans" who identify as Palestinian, but who hold one of our passports. And he knows it. But puts on a show about how they're really Americans, too."

You misunderstood his article - his point was that the Biden administration is trying to hide the fact that they're being detained by Hamas, because if the administration admitted that, they'd have to say what they plan to do about it. A lot of these people may also be NGO employees, and I don't care if they ever come back. But it's worth pointing out that Biden and Co. are trying to hide the situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (i9ffA)

197 My wife’s co-worker Jewish had a swastika put on her Garage door, it’s getting crazy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (dKiJG)

198 Amazon Selling 'From the River to the Sea' Pro-Palestinian Merchandise

https://is.gd/ZGZxgu

Posted by: Ciampino - Go big or gourd home!Give me some candy before I fly off the handle. at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (qfLjt)

199 We'll be begging for A return of the good old days of 2020.

When all we had was a covid lockdown, riots and a stolen election.
Posted by: 2024 at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (/qa9n)

_____________________________________

I'd be very very surprised if we didn't get a shiny new pandemic to play with on the eve of the general election.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2023 05:08 PM (dIske)

200 Are the Palestinians worth it?

Posted by: sharon


As an example of FAFO? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:08 PM (uvJW5)

201 195 178 For the first time ever during Mass they made an announcement that after Mass they would be doing a fire drill and Active shooter drill, my wife said it’s time for her to get a gun, so I am in the market
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (dKiJG)

Seriusly? What Diocese?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (N39Ws)

Guns & Ammo…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2023 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

202 "This is not a time for panic, but it is a time for vigilance,"


If we had those glasses that the late great Rowdy Roddy Piper had in 'They Live!'. We'd see; 'PANIC' and 'SLEEP'. Contradictions but typical from our malignant ruling class.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2023 05:08 PM (sAmhv)

203 26 This doesn't end until the people in places like PA take their suffrage back from places like Philly.

The entire point of the ongoing clownshow J6 trials is to make sure nobody does that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:32 PM (2ocoG)

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The Right can't even get a good crazy lone wolf every now and then.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2023 05:08 PM (cMXNt)

204 Well, after all, recently VP Harris told us that Biden was still alive. Staying Alive in 24 is a new Dem political message being tested I guess.
Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 05:01 PM (cN31H)
______________

Bee Gees, 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:09 PM (At5qb)

205 I'd say there are 500 US citizens in Gaza who are really, quite sincerely fucked. Because Biden won't do a damn thing for them unless he buys the terrorists off. Don't expect an American Entebbe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 05:09 PM (pohLc)

206 168 One more question. Is it true that Israel has been distributing weapons to civilians for the sake of self defense and this makes brain dead Joe angry?
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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Yep. The news story was unclear but probably it was over AR-15 rifles which the US gives to Israel as part of its aid packages.

US small arms aid has some restrictions that sometimes include return to the US to be destroyed after being used. Older Garands and M1 Carbines were returned and given to the CMP/DCM but any full auto weapon returned to the US Fedgov must be destroyed.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2023 05:09 PM (cN31H)

207 191 Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas 5h
#BREAKING Yemen’s Houthis - who are backed by Iran - declare war against Israel.

Joel Pollak @joelpollak 4h
.@JoeBiden delisted the Houthis as a terror group within days of taking office.
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BTW, check out Bolivian spokespig. She looks like a U.S. university student:
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 14m
Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.

At the same time, we demand a cessation of attacks on the Gaza border.

https://tinyurl.com/yknysrva
1:09 minutes; no Spanish or pig translation.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (krqg6)

Isn't Bolivia currently run by Leftists? I'll wait for Bolivia to send troops to Gaza. Maybe they'll just send their marching powder instead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

208 Are the Palestinians worth it?

Posted by: sharon
_________________

The expenditure of ordnance? You bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (At5qb)

209 Joel Pollak @joelpollak 4h
.@JoeBiden delisted the Houthis as a terror group within days of taking office.

TBH, someone in the WH did that. I'm of the opinion Biden is nothing but a meat sack that is shepherded to do someone (Obama's) will. Biden can't even tell you what he had for breakfast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (N39Ws)

210 The Blob 1958 is on, homemade 🍕 in oven, Prophecy wine open

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (fwDg9)

211 193 187
Voters should not be allowed to jeopardize our progress in Ukraine, which is so vital to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

You forgot “our precious”…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (PCK5/)

::: Golum has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

212 My wife’s co-worker Jewish had a swastika put on her Garage door, it’s getting crazy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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But not a door pull with a loop right? Because that would make Chrithy Wayy send 100 FIB agents to make sure there was racists doing it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (17s+e)

213
Hezbollah has been living off the fat of the land, getting rich, and doing whatever they want in Lebanon for quite a while now. Suddenly dying for Cousin Eddie down in Gaza doesn't look like a very attractive idea. Call Cousin Eddie and tell him maybe next year, he'll understand,

Posted by: Tom Servo

Thinking about this....It is odd that Hamas did this and basically stopped the gravy train. The top 3 Hamas guys all now worth billions. Don't really see them wanting Gaza destroyed. Also don;t really see them wanting the Israelis gone. Israel providing food, water, power with costs being born by other countries.
Wonder what made them decide to do this and create havoc that will destroy their sinecures.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (t/2Uw)

214 t seems that Hezbollah is backing off after losing a bunch of fighters and not accomplishing anything
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One thing I heard was the delay was Israel knocking the shit out of them while the whole world was focused on Gaza.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 05:10 PM (TzW+Y)

215 Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.
_______________

That'll sting Israel. Once they figure out where Bolivia is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (At5qb)

216 Which liberties. It's been a staggered offense so far. I'm assuming they're going after the right to vote for someone that does anything you might want done.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (ypELf)

217 Mayorkas is an enemy of America

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (R8Jig)

218 I'd say there are 500 US citizens in Gaza who are really, quite sincerely fucked. Because Biden won't do a damn thing for them unless he buys the terrorists off. Don't expect an American Entebbe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 05:09 PM (pohLc)

Expect Operation Eagle Claw II, Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (4I/2K)

219 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (dKiJG)

This sounds made up. However, I believe it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (+DgcJ)

220 191 Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas 5h
#BREAKING Yemen’s Houthis - who are backed by Iran - declare war against Israel."

Israel is like a lion, fighting a rabid honey badger in Hamas. The Houthis are a handful of annoying little rats jumping up and down on the sidelines and squeaking loudly.

Interestingly this now creates a de-facto military alliance between the Saudis and the Israelis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (i9ffA)

221 198 Amazon Selling 'From the River to the Sea' Pro-Palestinian Merchandise

https://is.gd/ZGZxgu

Posted by: Ciampino - Go big or gourd home!Give me some candy before I fly off the handle. at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (qfLjt)

Palis: "From the River to the Sea!"
Israelis: "We can bring the Sea to you"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

222 Evil vs Good is not hard to discern unless you're an ignorant sheep. Of course you also have those that just choose evil.

Posted by: Drive By at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (+EGzv)

223 Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.
________________

I used to say this to Europeans, who bleated about American foreign policy.

"Do you care what Bolivia thinks? No? Well now you know how much America cares about what Europeans think."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (At5qb)

224 Voters should not be allowed to jeopardize our progress in Ukraine, which is so vital to Our Democracy.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

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It is the #1 issue among Republican voters according to Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (cMXNt)

225 Relax, everybody. Vice President Harris fixed the border like a year ago.

With her mouth?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2023 04:51 PM

It was a Venn Diaphragm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (PWGWB)

226 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (dKiJG)

You are correct

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (+DgcJ)

227 Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.
_______________

That'll sting Israel. Once they figure out where Bolivia is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (At5qb)

Another peoples with funny little hats?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (4I/2K)

228 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 8m
As Israel begins targeting Gaza Terror Tunnel Network, Hamas Terror groups give access to Russia Today journalist to visit the Tunnel Network. This is the RT on ground report from underneath Gaza. This is the Gaza Metro.

And yet, not a single Gazan can take shelter in these tunnels, reserved for Hamas terrorists underground while Palestinians bear the brunt of Hamas war on Israel and die above ground.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (krqg6)

229 People with dual nationality and in Gaza as 'the other nationality' get no sympathy or help from me.

Posted by: Ciampino - Skeleton - "This is a hip joint" at October 31, 2023 05:13 PM (qfLjt)

230 It is the #1 issue among Republican voters according to Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM

Yea, but not in the way he thinks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:13 PM (PWGWB)

231 Our Democracy means never having to submit to the will of the People again.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 31, 2023 05:13 PM (ypELf)

232 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (cMXNt)

I hate that guy

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 31, 2023 05:13 PM (+DgcJ)

233
Hezbollah has been living off the fat of the land, getting rich, and doing whatever they want in Lebanon for quite a while now. Suddenly dying for Cousin Eddie down in Gaza doesn't look like a very attractive idea. Call Cousin Eddie and tell him maybe next year, he'll understand,
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (i9ffA)



My first thought was that this would be a golden opportunity for Hez to assert control over the Pali cause, usurping both the PLO and Hamas.

Then I came to my senses when I asked myself why they'd even bother.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (n+4am)

234
Ugh.

I gotta stop snacking on Fritos here.

Dinner's only about an hour away.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (QzZeQ)

235 I'd say there are 500 US citizens in Gaza who are really, quite sincerely fucked. Because Biden won't do a damn thing for them unless he buys the terrorists off. Don't expect an American Entebbe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 05:09 PM (pohLc)
===

You'd be right if those people were White. But they're not. They're people of color and cult of islam. Biden will do everything to help them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (17s+e)

236 Expect Operation Eagle Claw II, Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM


Hell, I don't expect that much competence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (aQy7p)

237
Stupid hunger!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (QzZeQ)

238 My wife’s co-worker Jewish had a swastika put on her Garage door, it’s getting crazy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

I see this woman on LinkedIn constantly talking about how DEI has abandoned the Jews by remaining silent on the antisemitism bubbling up within the corporate ranks.

I really, really, really want to message her and tell her to wake up, that DEI is exclusionary by definition and attacks those it deems to be part of the power structure. It's all good when it's white males being excluded because they supposedly run everything, right? WTF does she think is driving this antisemitism?

But...I don't think it's worth it to share that with her.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (KbCG3)

239 Mayorkas is an enemy of America
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (R8Jig)

Concur. The man looks like a walking testicle.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 05:15 PM (R/m4+)

240 That'll sting Israel. Once they figure out where Bolivia is.
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Landlocked pussies!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:15 PM (krqg6)

241 South American Commie socialists side with evil? You don't say.

Posted by: Drive By at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (+EGzv)

242 thought my loathing of one individual, Obama, was the ultimate of my hatred for one person. Biden has knocked him off his place on the top rung.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2023 05:06 PM (FL9yc)

I'd recommend keep loathing Obummer. You should recognize that we're seeing the continuation of his policies in this nation and the world. This is his third term.

All Biden is doing is wandering around on stages, eating ice cream, and shitting his drawers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (BdMk6)

243 You'd be right if those people were White. But they're not. They're people of color and cult of islam. Biden will do everything to help them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (17s+e)
______________

Tell Biden that one of them is a black lesbian basketball player. He'll jump up so fast he'll step on his joint.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (At5qb)

244 195 178 For the first time ever during Mass they made an announcement that after Mass they would be doing a fire drill and Active shooter drill, my wife said it’s time for her to get a gun, so I am in the market
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:04 PM (dKiJG)

Seriusly? What Diocese?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (N39Ws)

New Albany might be because we have a large Jewish community

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (dKiJG)

245 So the deep state is definitely planning attacks to remove more liberties. We taking bets on which they're going for?
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Crypto, for one. They have already ran with a false story that Hamas raised money via BitCoin.

The WSJ article basically said, we have no proof but it's possible so it's true.

So now Elizabeth Warren is puffing the War Pipe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (TzW+Y)

246 >>>Wonder what made them decide to do this and create havoc that will destroy their sinecures.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice
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Thinning out the herd is OK and oh, that grifting reconstruction money.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (Wj/z9)

247 I like Senator Hawley.

How many divisions does he have?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (3Gtis)

248 Of course Bolivia broke off relations with Israel.

It’s controlled by that terrorist group El Paka.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (JrojV)

249
Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.
_______________

That'll sting Israel. Once they figure out where Bolivia is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (At5qb)


They have to figure out WHO they are first.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (n+4am)

250 198 Amazon Selling 'From the River to the Sea' Pro-Palestinian Merchandise

https://is.gd/ZGZxgu
Posted by: Ciampino - Go big or gourd home!Give me some candy before I fly off the handle. at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (qfLjt)

I read the Newsweek article in the link. There was an interesting section of it that I wanted to highlight:

"...Likud, the right-wing Israeli political party, used a version of the phrase in its founding platform in 1977. "Between the Sea and the Jordan there will only be Israeli sovereignty," it said."

Interesting attempt at finding moral equivalence. Only problem is, by 1977 Israel won all that real estate when they beat the Arab neighbors that wanted to wipe Israel out in the first place. This was just a statement of keeping what they won in battle.

Typical Newsweek nonsense - written by Aleks Phillips, cub reporter.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (3RFHq)

251 Evil vs Good is not hard to discern unless you're an ignorant sheep.....
Posted by: Drive By at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM

Full stop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (PWGWB)

252 I like Senator Hawley.

How many divisions does he have?


===

Hawley 2024!

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (faBWN)

253 All Biden is doing is wandering around on stages, eating ice cream, and shitting his drawers.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (BdMk6)

Don't forget groping little girls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 05:18 PM (pohLc)

254 Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.

Bolivia is annoyed that some of their cocaine output can no longer get to Hamas?

Posted by: Ciampino - Skeleton - This is a hip joint at October 31, 2023 05:18 PM (qfLjt)

255 Palestinian is a welfare state to begin with

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 05:18 PM (fwDg9)

256 *wanders in*

So no elections because of a terror threat.

But 20 years ago if we did this, then the terrorists win.

*wanders back out*
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (9ewT7)

Yeah I had heard a thousand times from shitlibs in 2004 that GWB would cancel the election, due to whipped-up terror threats. Then the normal people, the scales would fall from our eyes, and we would finally see that Bush was Hitler.

And to measure the stakes of the prediction is to see the unfairness of it. The thing that surely surely will happen maybe ought to bring me over to their side. But when it doesn't happen (unthinkable), if those are the stakes, they need to come over to my side.

I can disagree with all kinds of people, but none of those disagreements are as unpleasant and insulting as dealing with shitlibs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2023 05:19 PM (44ww/)

257 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.


I recently had dinner with my dad at his nursing home. The music in the dinning room was the entire catalog of Michael Jackson. Since Dad is 94, I'm thinking it was more for the staff than him.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

258 It's apparent the US is now a failed state.

With nukes.

And idiots in charge of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 05:20 PM (Q4IgG)

259 So the deep state is definitely planning attacks to remove more liberties. We taking bets on which they're going for?
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Crypto, for one. They have already ran with a false story that Hamas raised money via BitCoin.


Deep State: We're not going to let you have crypto!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!1

*looks at fake bubble "currency"*

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 05:20 PM (QzZeQ)

260 All Biden is doing is wandering around on stages, eating ice cream, and shitting his drawers.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (BdMk6)

Don't forget groping little girls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec

Or Hershey squirting in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:20 PM (17s+e)

261 248 Al-Paca

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 05:20 PM (JrojV)

262 148. Me: Life is like a box of flaming shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (FVME7)

That is not one of our top sellers.
Posted by: Lindt Outlet Store at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (wwfd9)


*****(****

We should have added that variety to our line.

Posted by: Ayd's at October 31, 2023 05:20 PM (owamD)

263 So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (4I/2K)

264 I like Senator Hawley.

How many divisions does he have?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2023 05:17 PM (3Gtis)
______________

And what are their pronouns?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (At5qb)

265 Odds of KJP quitting before xmas??

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (faBWN)

266 This is easy.

They want total control. We just want to enjoy life.
Sorry jumped to the bottom of the page. Don't let Fritos control you. Easier said than done.

Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (s9TOl)

267 Crypto, for one. They have already ran with a false story that Hamas raised money via BitCoin.

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They attacked crypto the moment Biden took office. I clearly remember whatever the mainstream crypto trading platform was going public and him saying something like "we're going after crypto" either that day or the next. It tanked their shares immediately, going from $500 or so to $100 or so.

But it's fine, Biden is a good man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (O69GV)

268 And yet, not a single Gazan can take shelter in these tunnels, reserved for Hamas terrorists underground while Palestinians bear the brunt of Hamas war on Israel and die above ground.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:12 PM (krqg6)

I really don't give a shit. Let them die.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (BdMk6)

269 Pump some Mediterranean into those tunnels, from the sea to the river.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (44ww/)

270 Patrick in Ohio very sad to hear that

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (fwDg9)

271 So we should probably shut down the border and ban immigration from countries with a culture of supporting terrorism then, right?

Or nah?

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No, this requires a multi-step approach:

* Increased surveillance of MAGA folks
* $4 billion to help integrate anti-islamophobia materials into existing corporate DEI instruction
* $100 billion to Ukraine
* Ban AR-15s.

That should do it.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (62tN4)

272 BTW, check out Bolivian spokespig. She looks like a U.S. university student:
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 14m
Bolivia breaks off diplomatic relations with Israel.

At the same time, we demand a cessation of attacks on the Gaza border.



Just a guess; Bolivia has some major internal crap going on so the Bolivian government throws out this weak 'squirrel' to distract the peasants.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (sAmhv)

273 Mmmmm…Fritos…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (JrojV)

274 262 148. Me: Life is like a box of flaming shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 04:56 PM (FVME7)

That is not one of our top sellers.
Posted by: Lindt Outlet Store at October 31, 2023 04:58 PM (wwfd9)


*****(****

We should have added that variety to our line.
Posted by: Ayd's at October 31, 2023 05:20 PM (owamD)

Hey! That's our idea.

Posted by: See's Candies at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (3RFHq)

275
I'd recommend keep loathing Obummer. You should recognize that we're seeing the continuation of his policies in this nation and the world. This is his third term.

All Biden is doing is wandering around on stages, eating ice cream, and shitting his drawers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:16 PM (BdMk6)

++++

Oh I do believe this is true. However, Biden is the one I have to see. He is out front with his creepy sneering grin and hot-shot above-it-all attitude. It especially gripes me that he dares to say anything at all regarding Israel and what they "should" and "should not" do.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (FL9yc)

276 So what do you call an Italian zombie snacking at the charcuterie board?

A gabba ghoul.

*I'll see myself out*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (aQy7p)

277 219 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:07 PM (dKiJG)

This sounds made up. However, I believe it.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 31, 2023 05:11 PM (+DgcJ)

I wouldn’t either but we do have a large Somali population and we had the terror attack at a Restaurant that was owned by an Israeli Christian. The guy used a Machete on the customers.

I was at the tim Hortons next door in the drive thru and had to leave because my son needed to use the bathroom. Heard the sirens coming home and the cops whipping by me

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (dKiJG)

278 Wasn't crypto part of what Sam Bank-fraud did?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)

279 Release the river otters in Gaza.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 05:23 PM (JrojV)

280 Biden has halted charter flights of Americans out of Israel. Don't think he liked being upstaged by DeSantis and others. he doesn't give a expletive deleted about Americans. He proved that in Afghanistan.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:23 PM (t/2Uw)

281 Fun Ghoul....

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 05:23 PM (faBWN)

282 If the FBI uses any AI to track terrorists, as of today only white men will be tracked. Yesterday Biden signed an EO banning “racist” AI algorithms.

Posted by: Montec at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (P5BwU)

283 I hear you Twiki, Col. Deering does like mighty fine in her flight suit.
Posted by: Buck Rogers at October 31, 2023 04:36 PM (fs1hN)

Helped me through puberty.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (lg881)

284 Wasn't crypto part of what Sam Bank-fraud did?

-

Lots of speculation that it was big time money laundering tied to campaign contributions.

Added benefit was reporting that "crypto is evil" in the news instead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (O69GV)

285 Release the river otters in Gaza.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 05:23 PM

*checks Hague Conventions*

Proceed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (aQy7p)

286 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3m
According to Israeli Defense Officials, at least 2 Armored and Infantry Divisions consisting of over 20,000 IDF Troops and Hundreds of Tanks and Armored Vehicles have entered the Northern Gaza Strip since the Expansion of Ground Operations in the Strip was announced on October 27th.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (krqg6)

287 >Pump some Mediterranean into those tunnels, from the sea to the river.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2023 05:21 PM (44ww/)

Hoom!

Posted by: Treebeard at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (44ww/)

288 No, this requires a multi-step approach:

* Increased surveillance of MAGA folks
* $4 billion to help integrate anti-islamophobia materials into existing corporate DEI instruction
* $100 billion to Ukraine
* Ban AR-15s.

That should do it.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (62tN4)
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I think you left out the curriculum. Like teaching kids that not all Hamas' ideas are bad.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (krQz2)

289 "Does President Biden think the anti-Israel protesters in this country are extremists?"

Karine Jean-Pierre won't say.


...and by not answering definitively, she is admitting that they are NOT extremists -- they are mainstream Democrats now.

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (eHovo)

290 Crush them so brutally and ruthlessly that the survivors--if any--will NEVER think of attempting to kill another Israeli ever again.

Did any of these geniuses ever think of that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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You'll never reach the state where the deterrent is forever, however if you do it hard enough you might get a generation or two out of it.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (fgmuN)



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Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2023 05:25 PM (aD39U)

291
"We should wake up, it is a time to be concerned -- we are in a dangerous period."

If you're not prepping you're not paying attention.

☑ Canned goods
☑ Seeds
☑ Portable solar panel
☑ 2K battery
☑ Water
☑ Viagra

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)

292 Fish Lips, Cueball, Jaw-winker, and the Vacuum Cleaner salesman.
We are in the best of hands.
Oh, and I forgot retarded Idi Amin.
my apologies to Anna Puma.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

293 Biden has halted charter flights of Americans out of Israel. Don't think he liked being upstaged by DeSantis and others. he doesn't give a expletive deleted about Americans. He proved that in Afghanistan.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

--

Jews.

American Jews.

Don't miss that part, because it's the most important. And it ties in with what is being discussed re: Obama's third term.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 05:25 PM (O69GV)

294 News just out: "The Israel Defense Forces says it has killed the commander of Hamas’s Central Jabaliya Battalion, Ibrahim Biari..."

so yep, that big explosion hit an important command center. Bingo!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:26 PM (i9ffA)

295 You'll never reach the state where the deterrent is forever, however if you do it hard enough you might get a generation or two out of it.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (fgmuN)


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Posted by: G'rump928(c)

So has Japan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:26 PM (17s+e)

296 I think you left out the curriculum. Like teaching kids that not all Hamas' ideas are bad.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:24 PM (krQz2)

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Right, sorry.

* $1 billion to fund Hamas Story Hour in libraries across the country.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 31, 2023 05:26 PM (62tN4)

297 Vai Fun Ghoul = Italian for "F#ck you, ghosts!"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:27 PM (krqg6)

298 Pretty sure we are at the "all of sudden" phase of our country and western civ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:28 PM (17s+e)

299 And what did Mayorkas answer to Senator Hawley, or did he just continue on his high horse and yammer on? Nobody who works for Homeland Security should be posting that horrible stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 05:28 PM (RSbhh)

300 * $1 billion to fund Hamas Story Hour in libraries across the country.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 31, 2023 05:26 PM (62tN4)

How can we help implement this?
- NYC Jews

Posted by: Montec at October 31, 2023 05:28 PM (P5BwU)

301 Wasn't crypto part of what Sam Bank-fraud did?
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)

Crypto is a grifting ponzi scheme to me that I hoped would have died a quick death. Now it's unfortunately grown to where it can affect the economy to some extent. The government is against it because they want to be the sole digital currency in the future.

Posted by: Drive By at October 31, 2023 05:28 PM (+EGzv)

302 Grumpy sock off.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2023 05:28 PM (44ww/)

303 Maybe the idiot communications director meant that for Hamas, their behavior wasn't particularly extreme. And too be fair, that's a pretty high bar. The Pali murder cult already sacrifices their own children as burnt corpses - a practice the Romans had tried to wipe out when Carthage fell - so short of breading babies and throwing them into an air fryer, its isn't extreme, it's Tuesday.

Posted by: bittergeek at October 31, 2023 05:28 PM (rKFD/)

304 HAMAS DON'T SURF!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

305 > "The Israel Defense Forces says it has killed the commander of Hamas’s Central Jabaliya Battalion, Ibrahim Biari..."
______________

I had no idea he was Cajun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

306 How can they know which goat fucker was killed? If they’re in bunkers and getting blowed up all good like, how does anyone know who died?

Posted by: Montec at October 31, 2023 05:30 PM (P5BwU)

307 Hopefully Israel will bomb Bolivia forward into the Stone Age.

Posted by: Wally at October 31, 2023 05:30 PM (hqVaF)

308 You'll never reach the state where the deterrent is forever, however if you do it hard enough you might get a generation or two out of it.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at October 31, 2023 04:35 PM (fgmuN)


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Posted by: G'rump928(c)

So has Japan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:26 PM (17s+e)

The jury's still out on Germany. The ethnic Germans, Ja. The Arab imports, nein!


Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

309 HAMAS DON'T SURF!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)
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That's one example they won't take from the (surf) Nazis.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

310 @305, oh man, you had to say that around dinnertime.

No good Cajun places in Chicagoland.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2023 05:31 PM (YIxO9)

311 234
Ugh.

I gotta stop snacking on Fritos here.

Dinner's only about an hour away.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (QzZeQ)

Oh yeah? I just finished the last 20 or so mini chocolate chip cookies from a Costco box of 60...
Well, at least I can't eat anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

312 How can they know which goat fucker was killed? If they’re in bunkers and getting blowed up all good like, how does anyone know who died?

Posted by: Montec at October 31, 2023 05:30 PM (P5BwU)

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Dog Goat Tags?

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (/ib/z)

313 HAMAS DON'T SURF!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)
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* Taps the Surf or Die sign *

Posted by: Hippie Extremist at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)

314 If you're not prepping you're not paying attention.

☑ Canned goods
☑ Seeds
☑ Portable solar panel
☑ 2K battery
☑ Water
☑ Viagra
Posted by: Divide by Zero


I need a solar panel charger.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (uvJW5)

315 311 234
Ugh.

I gotta stop snacking on Fritos here.

Dinner's only about an hour away.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 05:14 PM (QzZeQ)

Oh yeah? I just finished the last 20 or so mini chocolate chip cookies from a Costco box of 60...
Well, at least I can't eat anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

GAINZZZZ!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

316 HAMAS DON'T SURF!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)
......

Nah. They're all boogie boarders. Cut you off on every wave.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

317 Hawley DESTROYED Mayorkas. I loathe him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:33 PM (PWGWB)

318 214 t seems that Hezbollah is backing off after losing a bunch of fighters and not accomplishing anything
---
One thing I heard was the delay was Israel knocking the shit out of them while the whole world was focused on Gaza.

---

Its like an asshole is up in your face wanting to fight and his buddy is walking around acting like he is staying out of it. Always hit the guy to your side first, then proceed to the guy who was in your face.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:33 PM (R8Jig)

319 No good Cajun places in Chicagoland.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Start your own!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM (uvJW5)

320 Oh yeah? I just finished the last 20 or so mini chocolate chip cookies from a Costco box of 60...
Well, at least I can't eat anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

Just one more, sir. It's wafer thin.

Posted by: Waiter at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

321 I need a solar panel charger.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM

Those Patriot solar generators look cool but Muy expensive!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM (PWGWB)

322 257 Nothing is more surreal than listening to the background music at your Mother's Memory Care unit and realizing it's The Rolling Stones.


I recently had dinner with my dad at his nursing home. The music in the dinning room was the entire catalog of Michael Jackson. Since Dad is 94, I'm thinking it was more for the staff than him.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

My Dad loved Whitney Houston. Heard her CD for the first time a decade ago. Dad's been gone about 2 years now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM (ynpvh)

323 >
If you're not prepping you're not paying attention.

☑ Canned goods
☑ Seeds
☑ Portable solar panel
☑ 2K battery
☑ Water
☑ Viagra
Posted by: Divide by Zero


I need a solar panel charger.
Posted by: rickb223
__________

In intrigued by the 2K battery.

And the Viagra.

Mostly the Viagra.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

324 t seems that Hezbollah is backing off after losing a bunch of fighters and not accomplishing anything
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He who hezbollahs is lost.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM (krQz2)

325 Front porch and walkway has been swept, porch lights replaced, candy staged.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 05:35 PM (4I/2K)

326
HAMAS DON'T SURF!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM


What do you know about surfing, you're from 'Jersey?

Posted by: Name that Movie at October 31, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

327 No good Cajun places in Chicagoland.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Start your own!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM

Yea. they already have a local populace who's English is hard to understand. So there you go.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:35 PM (PWGWB)

328 307 Hopefully Israel will bomb Bolivia forward into the Stone Age.
Posted by: Wally



Good! About time they kill that damn Butch Cassidy!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2023 05:35 PM (sAmhv)

329 I see Yemen declared war on Israel.


But no more mean tweets.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

330 Those Patriot solar generators look cool but Muy expensive!
Posted by: Minnfidel


Yeah. 😔

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:37 PM (uvJW5)

331 Those Patriot solar generators look cool but Muy expensive!
==

You mean a battery? Because that was a solar "charger" is. Nothing more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:37 PM (17s+e)

332 I need a solar panel charger.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 05:32 PM (uvJW5)

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We acquired a Bluetti a few years ago.

www.bluettipower.com

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 05:37 PM (/ib/z)

333 I see Yemen declared war on Israel.


What was that, a mosquito bite?

Posted by: Israel at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

334 We've got jackery and bluetti. Both seem good.

Posted by: nckate at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (SnxUt)

335 When the shit goes down, I'm going to need a gas-powered generator to power my electric car charging station!

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

336 Michael Jackson's first hit was in 1969. Your dad was 39.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (4PZHB)

337 Well, if the terrorists entering our country conform to the 9/11 attackers' standards of behavior, we'll be seeing large expenditures on porn and strip joints just prior to their meeting Allah.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (YIxO9)

338 Gonna light the pumpkins in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (R4t5M)

339 Those Patriot solar generators look cool but Muy expensive!
==

You mean a battery? Because that was a solar "charger" is. Nothing more.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:37 PM

Well yes, It technically is a big battery bank with a solar panel, really nice but $$$$ I'd rather have a gas one, but if the shit REALLY hits the fan and there's no go juice available it would be nice to have on, but again $$$

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (PWGWB)

340 Does anybody feel that these companies that force the word "Patriot" into their name are just trying to scam conservatives?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (R8Jig)

341 Always hit the guy to your side first, then proceed to the guy who was in your face.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
-----

Lone Watie:
How did you know which one was goin' to shoot first?
Josie Wales:
Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
Lone Watie:
How 'bout the one on the right?
Josie Wales:
Never paid him no mind; you were there.
Lone Watie:
I could have missed.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (3CCua)

342 Yemen done me wrong.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (YIxO9)

343 Gonna light the pumpkins in 10 minutes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM

Aren't they hard to light? I am rural so we get no kids. Too much work for them to go door to door.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (PWGWB)

344 Its like an asshole is up in your face wanting to fight and his buddy is walking around acting like he is staying out of it. Always hit the guy to your side first, then proceed to the guy who was in your face.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:33 PM (R8Jig)

Or Hezbollah is like a guy saying to himself "damn, I'm tired, I just wanna go home, smoke a joint and chill." and Hamas is his crazy girlfriend running up to the Big Mean dude yelling " MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, AND HE SAYS YOU'RE A BIG PUSSY!!! YOU HEAR THAT, A BIG PUSSY! HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE, GO GET YOU SOME!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:40 PM (i9ffA)

345 Which Yemen? There is a North and South Yemen and are technically different countries. I know, doesn't matter in the overall scheme of things.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2023 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

346 Well yes, It technically is a big battery bank with a solar panel, really nice but $$$$ I'd rather have a gas one, but if the shit REALLY hits the fan and there's no go juice available it would be nice to have on, but again $$$

Posted by: Minnfidel
===

Get the panel(s) a capable controller for the watts, and by a battery bank. Lead acid or LI-ion. Cost will be so much lower.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:41 PM (17s+e)

347 Does anybody feel that these companies that force the word "Patriot" into their name are just trying to scam conservatives?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (R8Jig)
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You mean like poltical parties with "Republican" in their name?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:41 PM (krQz2)

348 Michael Jackson's first hit was in 1969. Your dad was 39.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2023 05:38 PM (4PZHB)


Dad is a big band guy. Korean War vet. Just missed WW2.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

349 ...Does anybody feel that these companies that force the word "Patriot" into their name are just trying to scam conservatives? Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (R8Jig)


Yeah, but thankfully, Mike Pence has suspended his campaign.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2023 05:42 PM (e6UQI)

350
Those Patriot solar generators look cool but Muy expensive!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:34 PM


They are infinitely less good then the one I bought, but mine came from China, which cost even more money then Patriot. "Allegedly" Tesla engineers were involved in the one I bought.

But I'm a numbers guy who decided that for the cost of .50 per day for ten years, I'd sleep better at night. I've got other insurance that costs 10X as much. If the SHTF I don't need car or homeowners insurance. Some electricity would be nice, though.

Posted by: Name that Movie at October 31, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

351 Does anybody feel that these companies that force the word "Patriot" into their name are just trying to scam conservatives?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM

Sure, pandering to their audience and all. But if it's a good product I don't care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:42 PM (PWGWB)

352 Are we not Yemen?
We are Devo!

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

353 345 Which Yemen? There is a North and South Yemen and are technically different countries. I know, doesn't matter in the overall scheme of things.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2023 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

It's the one the Saudi's have been fighting for years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:42 PM (i9ffA)

354 Well, we made it home safely from the Wine Country.
Relatively stress free traffic. The hot pools did our old bones some good. Food was eaten, poker was played, music was listened to. One the way home it occurred to me that I had taken all of my CDs out of the car when I cleaned it, and hadn't put them back in. Scrounging around the cubby hole I found a Compact Cassette. The Complete Tom Jones. Excellent. Sing along time on the way home. Dude has some pipes on him. And talk about production. We have big band, string section, female chorus, male chorus, extra percussion. This is of Elvis like proportions.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 31, 2023 05:43 PM (MeG8a)

355 Patriot Transitioning for all your surgery needs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:43 PM (krQz2)

356 316 HAMAS DON'T SURF!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:29 PM (gmo/4)
......

Nah. They're all boogie boarders. Cut you off on every wave.
Posted by: wth

I'll fuck all y'all up

Posted by: Otter 841 at October 31, 2023 05:43 PM (/Tiaw)

357 351 Does anybody feel that these companies that force the word "Patriot" into their name are just trying to scam conservatives?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM

I have a hard time understanding why anyone goes to Traitor Joe's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 05:43 PM (i9ffA)

358 LOL leftist Sport writers are losing it over the FIFA decision to award Saudi Arabia the World Cup in 2034

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM (dKiJG)

359 If Yemen attacks we must shoot all their camels.

Posted by: Somalia at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

360 Like everything power related it is all about energy density. Those little solar generators have the same energy density so if they weigh a luggable weight then you don't have that much energy stored. No matter what their sales propaganda leis to you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM (17s+e)

361 They are infinitely less good then the one I bought, but mine came from China, which cost even more money then Patriot. "Allegedly" Tesla engineers were involved in the one I bought.


Posted by: Name that Movie at October 31, 2023 05:42 PM

Which one did you get? Curious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM (PWGWB)

362 No good Cajun places in Chicagoland.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

----------

Seb Gorka interviewed John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin on Cheers) on his radio show this hour; he drove out The Swamp from California to speak before some tradesmens group -- like Mike Rowe, he's been a long-time evangelist for blue collar work for young people -- and he noted that there are now lots of Indian restaurants off the freeways, because most of the truckers now are Indian immigrants.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM (/ib/z)

363 297 Vai Fun Ghoul = Italian for "F#ck you, ghosts!"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:27 PM (krqg6)
----
Very good.
The original says you're queer by f****ing assholes.
I wonder how that works these days .... I bet straight guys may pick a fight but gay guys will "Why, thank you!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Skeleton - Take a knee at October 31, 2023 05:45 PM (qfLjt)

364 I'll fuck all y'all up

Posted by: Otter 841 at October 31, 2023 05:43 PM (/Tiaw)
........


You really should be a better role model for little otter841A.
They grow up so fast.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

365 Stopping Americans from Israel is a fking mess, Sundowner administration is screwing with Israel and Americans

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

366 Seb Gorka interviewed John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin on Cheers) on his radio show this hour; he drove out The Swamp from California to speak before some tradesmens group -- like Mike Rowe, he's been a long-time evangelist for blue collar work for young people -- and he noted that there are now lots of Indian restaurants off the freeways, because most of the truckers now are Indian immigrants.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM

Those truck cabs must smell wonderfull with Indian food farts....Kenworth with a Reaker on. And a Jimmy haulin' hogs...Cuz we got a mighty convoy..

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:46 PM (PWGWB)

367 Trucks here in Jamaica have Sikh and Paki symbols. Most of them are OO's

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM (Eeb9P)

368 he noted that there are now lots of Indian restaurants off the freeways, because most of the truckers now are Indian immigrants.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM (/ib/z)
---
The proliferation of Indian restaurants sounds like a development I can deal with!

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)

369 According to the Wikipedia, Ishmael wound up in Yemen. So the family tree that got the shit end of the stick is angling for a fight.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM (YIxO9)

370 Yemen - the country SW of Oman

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

371 So... I have a question about these "solar battery charger" things.

Once I've used up the stored juice, and I've still got no juice at my joint... how long do I have to put that thing in the sun to get another full charge?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM (Q4IgG)

372 What if we revise the chant to "From the river to the sea, Israel must be Moslem free!"

Jihad is a two way street, Abdul.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 31, 2023 05:48 PM (brAQZ)

373 nood NYT et alia

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 05:48 PM (krqg6)

374 No good Cajun places in Chicagoland.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
---
That doesn't sound like a very good rule.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2023 05:48 PM (krQz2)

375 Stopping Americans from Israel is a fking mess, Sundowner administration is screwing with Israel and Americans
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 05:46 PM

Dear Israel. Sorry he's a fuckwad clown. We tried.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:48 PM (PWGWB)

376 358 LOL leftist Sport writers are losing it over the FIFA decision to award Saudi Arabia the World Cup in 2034
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio



Qatar just had the World Cup. I don't recall hand wringing over that. They are still clutching their pearls over LIV Golf. I suspect that is over the #BADORANGEMAN involvement. LIV has used several of Trump's golf courses. Saudi Arabia has an F1 race now. Some of the SJW drivers protested but still raced. How brave.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2023 05:49 PM (sAmhv)

377 So... I have a question about these "solar battery charger" things.

Once I've used up the stored juice, and I've still got no juice at my joint... how long do I have to put that thing in the sun to get another full charge?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM

Depends on the size and type of battery bank. Quality of the battery and panel too. I want to find a good one and put it on my Christmas list.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:50 PM (PWGWB)

378 Does anybody feel that these companies that force the word "Patriot" into their name are just trying to scam conservatives?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2023 05:39 PM (R8Jig)

80% of them is my guess. Most of them probably have DEI departments.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 31, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

379 Smells like Indira Gandhi's thong.

- Somewhere on I-70 west bound


Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

380 Growing up in the 70s and early 80s, Halloween was
always in the 60s. We've been getting snow squalls all day. Kind of feel sorry for the little beggars.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2023 05:52 PM (YIxO9)

381 This is great:
IDF leaflets are now coming to Lebanon.

"To the citizens of Lebanon - Hezbollah, the servant of the Iranian and Syrian masters, has led you to the brink of the abyss. Hezbollah, with its policy of isolation, has brought you destruction, displacement and death in the past. Can you pay that price again? Know that the IDF will act with all the necessary force against any act of terrorism that comes out of Lebanon against the State of Israel."
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Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2023 05:53 PM (t/2Uw)

382 Wray's remarks are just prepping for Patriot Act 2 after the "sadly unavoidable domestic tragedy".

These asshole can't wait for it to happen.

Posted by: pawn at October 31, 2023 05:53 PM (5g9YU)

383 New Albany. You literally lived down the street from Champion Shooters Supply, and you didn't gun up when they were in town? Presume you work for the Wexners then.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2023 05:53 PM (4PZHB)

384 Smells like Indira Gandhi's thong.

- Somewhere on I-70 west bound

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

++++++

I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 05:54 PM (niARo)

385 Ive trick or treated in 70 degrees and in snow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 05:54 PM (R4t5M)

386
Which one did you get? Curious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 05:44 PM


Blue Eddy (bluetti). It's pretty serious engineering and feedback of battery and solar panel (portable 400 watt). Took it from 96% to 99% today, then down to 90% as cloud cover spread. But during that time it was storing enough power for refrigerator level recharge of electric batteries and some other stuff. I can't say I endorse the product based on the initial cost.

But when I break it down over a long enough (reasonable) time frame it's not bad. It costs .50 per day (for life expectancy of 10 years) and can generate .40 per day of power (based on my utility at .20 per kwh). It generates next to nothing on cloudy days.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

387 20c a kw/h. Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 05:57 PM (R4t5M)

388
Once I've used up the stored juice, and I've still got no juice at my joint... how long do I have to put that thing in the sun to get another full charge?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 05:47 PM


I have a single 400 watt portable solar panel.Theoretically, it could take as little as five hours to recharge my 2,000 watt battery. Realistically, it takes most of the day from zero. My battery can take (2) 400 watt panel inputs simultaneously. But the panels are really pricey.

It all kinda depends on your level of concern about current events as to how much money you want to spend. I'm on Defcon in the middle.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 06:04 PM (enJYY)

389
20c a kw/h. Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 05:57 PM


'Generation' is .10 per kwh. 'Distribution' charge is another .10 per kwh.

Not a big fan of the distribution charge doubling the price. But every five minutes another tree falls over in my 'hood and I sit down and shut up while the tree crews restore service in a couple of hours.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2023 06:11 PM (enJYY)

390 327 No good Cajun places in Chicagoland.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Heaven on Seven was, if they're still around

Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2023 06:15 PM (j4U/Z)

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