Oof: Steve Scalise Will Withdraw His Bid to Become Speaker, As At Least 20 Republicans Will Vote Against Him

The Democrats could vote for him but I doubt they will. They are pursuing a Chaos at Any Cost strategy. You know -- like any other day that ends in a -y.

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
#BREAKING: Steve Scalise will NOT be able to secure the 217 votes necessary to become Speaker, and is expected to WITHDRAW from the race today
@RepThomasMassie
(R-KY) says at least 20 Republicans will not be voting for Scalise
Jim Jordan is expected to jump back into the race for Speaker of the House as soon as TODAY

Via Mister Ghost.

In related news: Kevin McCarthy recently reversed himself and said he would consider taking the post of Speaker again.

And if this goes on, with the GOP unable to agree on a Speaker, that will probably be what happens.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:34 PM

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1 Everyone wins!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at October 12, 2023 02:34 PM (7rzgu)

2 KAOS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

3 Huh. So, nothing will get done?

Oh. No.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

4 I just laugh.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 02:35 PM (Mzdiz)

5 Trump!!!!!

Posted by: meal team 6 at October 12, 2023 02:35 PM (z3REr)

6 Yeh, I expect old Kev will be back

Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (bs+z0)

7 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

https://tinyurl.com/2p98nhp6

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BSYfq)

8 If there's no speaker, does that mean they can't pass another budget resolution in Nov?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (fKIdX)

9 Don't know him well enough to have an opinion.

He SHOULD have a great hatred for the left since their minions got really close to murdering him. My impression is that he doesn't.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (N1DT3)

10 KAOS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

Missed it by this much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (Mzdiz)

11 Zelenskyy for Speaker!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (9ITg2)

12 @RepThomasMassie
(R-KY) says at least 20 Republicans will not be voting for Scalise

Jim Jordan is expected to jump back into the race for Speaker of the House as soon as TODAY

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Oh no...Congress won't be able to pass more laws for another few days/weeks that aren't designed to advance American liberty but are designed to graft more from the American people...

what ever shall we do...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

13 Good, Scalise was a squish and anti 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Archer at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

14 McCarthy taking it back seems like basically the worst possible outcome. So that's what I'm betting on.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (fKIdX)

15 Deck chairs, Titanic, some assembly required.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (bhRsz)

16
Old and Busted: Cock Fighting

New and Hot: Cuck Fighting

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (EbesW)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

18 This is some serious butt fuckery here.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (L1JuH)

19 I will be speaker. You can nominate me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (aecwa)

20 As long as Congress is doing nothing, they're not screwing us over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

21 We talk about Voter theater, and this has the same feel as a budget showdown? What difference does the Speaker really make? The pork must flow.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (7rzgu)

22 If Scalise lost 20Rs, so has Kevin - he's probably lost more.

Kevin can jump back into the race all he wants, but he doesn't have the votes, either.

Surprised Scalise couldn't get the votes, but maybe that Scarlet letter thing was a sign that if someone was looking to punish folks that took out Kevin, that group of 8 were gonna make sure no one was ever winning this race til that punishment was off the table...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (exHjb)

23 Zelenskyy for Speaker!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (9ITg2)

Cut out the middle man!

Posted by: Archer at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

24 More reasons why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

25 In related news: Kevin McCarthy recently reversed himself and said he would consider taking the post of Speaker again.
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Is that actually a reversal? IIRC, he said he wasn't going to run again (e.g., he won't nominate himself). At the time that came out, I wondered whether this was a "the people have spoken so I guess I'd better be the Speaker again" kind of play.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)

26 And starts right off with Strike One.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

27 14 McCarthy taking it back seems like basically the worst possible outcome. So that's what I'm betting on.
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Watch the Dems re-install him as Speaker.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (L1JuH)

28 JOrdan was only like 7 votes short, so there's no reason to believe he won't try again and beat McCarthego back into the desert.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (IG4Id)

29 I'm okay with this development.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (mj0Qp)

30 In related news: Kevin McCarthy recently reversed himself and said he would consider taking the post of Speaker again.
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"Are you decisive?"

McCarthy: "No ... well, yes, sorta. Maybe. No, kinda yes, but sometimes no."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

31 Is who cares a valid response?

Posted by: ... at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (gN6zd)

32 How many ballots this time? We might as well go for another record. Let's aim for 20.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)

33 Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same, as it ever was.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, makes chopping motions on arm at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (hirWM)

34 In related news: Kevin McCarthy recently reversed himself and said he would consider taking the post of Speaker again.

And if this goes on, with the GOP unable to agree on a Speaker, that will probably be what happens.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:34 PM

Well, hate to make this a Trump thread, but hasn't he said he'd agree to be a temporary Speaker?

https://tinyurl.com/mr26n32h

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eYoxG)

35 McCarthy is like a fish that's been left out in the sun for a few days, no one wants to go near it. It's Jordan's for the taking I believe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (l10hq)

36 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

https://tinyurl.com/2p98nhp6
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BSYfq)

Ideal answer: It's a start.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (bhRsz)

37 How come Philly can always just find truckloads of ballots when they need a dem to win but Scalise can't find 20?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (fKIdX)

38 32 How many ballots this time? We might as well go for another record. Let's aim for 20.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)

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1,000,000.

May the House not pass another piece of legislation for a thousand years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

39 The Democrats could vote for him but I doubt they will. They are pursuing a Chaos at Any Cost strategy. You know -- like any other day that ends in a -y.
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You can be sure that the GOP doesn't want that, either.

"Scalise: the Speaker who serves at Democrat sufferance" isn't a great position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

40 I actually like this process. Fight for what you want. Back in high school basketball, after picking the 10 best players from tryouts, the coach would put 5 basketballs in the center of the floor and tell the remaining tryout players that he was going into the hall. Once he blew his whistle, the five guys who came out with a ball would round out the five remaining positions.

Fight to survive leads to fighting skills to win.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)

41 So this is what a “first” is like. I feel like I should provide more commentary or value. Instead it feels like a sideshow at the circus.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (7rzgu)

42

I will accept the nomination for House Spunker!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (HRQvT)

43 39 You can be sure that the GOP doesn't want that, either.

"Scalise: the Speaker who serves at Democrat sufferance" isn't a great position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

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If the holdouts go for too much longer, I guarantee that the GOPe will do that.

"We have to have somebody to pass this CR that we have to pass to make sure the grandmas of the Pentagon don't have to have a bake sale to fund their pensions."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

44 Anyone else had the site acting squirrelly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

45 What's our official title for this drama? Kabuki Failure Theatre?

Posted by: pookysgirl hates this genre anyway at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (dtlDP)

46 Kevin McCarthy recently reversed himself and said he would consider taking the post of Speaker again.

And if this goes on, with the GOP unable to agree on a Speaker, that will probably be what happens.

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Out: Battered "Conservative" Failure Theater.
In: Complete-the-Circle-"Jerk" Failure Theater.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (IIk3Q)

47
Oh noes! How will vital legislation like "A Bill for the Relief of Winnie Left Her Behind" get passed?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (gpGlO)

48 I actually like this process. Fight for what you want. Back in high school basketball, after picking the 10 best players from tryouts, the coach would put 5 basketballs in the center of the floor and tell the remaining tryout players that he was going into the hall. Once he blew his whistle, the five guys who came out with a ball would round out the five remaining positions.

Fight to survive leads to fighting skills to win.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)
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Yup. Glad-handing backroom deals and coronations aren't a good thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

49 At this point I hope Gaetz hangs tough. No vote from the Freedom Caucus unless you agree to their demands.

Then you have to keep the agreement to keep your job.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (GD2xa)

50 Surprised Mace has actually come out in support of Jim Jordan. He must have made the political agreement to not come after the 8 for anything...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (exHjb)

51 Did Kevin get some serious, rock solid poling before getting to the office today?

Posted by: Mishdog at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (5rDsw)

52 Too much bad news today. The financial markets are in free fall , the ME is in flames, Slow Joe is winding down. And it's October. My guess is that McCarthy is re-nominated, re-elected Speaker, with Gaetz voting "not present".

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)

53 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

https://tinyurl.com/2p98nhp6
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BSYfq)

No. She asked about "The ATTACKS on Gaza."

The woman's response is good. She kicks it back at her saying that it's not an equal situation. Good on her. "The came into my house, broke and stole everything, TOOK my children." "Israel never does that."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

54 That bitch Steve Scalise voted against my pork barrel bill three years ago! Fuck him! Fuck the country!

Posted by: rd at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (hLSHw)

55 Sooner or later McConnell is going to vapor lock again. Hopefully he recovers fully this time.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (l10hq)

56 Game Over

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (rtqx7)

57 If the holdouts go for too much longer, I guarantee that the GOPe will do that.

"We have to have somebody to pass this CR that we have to pass to make sure the grandmas of the Pentagon don't have to have a bake sale to fund their pensions."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
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That's how I see it going, too. Let them stand on their records, not that it matters.

In my word hole on this last week, I even said as much. I didn't then - and don't now - anticipate that much if anything actually gets better because of removing McCarthy. I did - and still do - think that punishing McCarthy for his failure is a net positive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)

58 Andrea Mitchell is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

59 54 That bitch Steve Scalise voted against my pork barrel bill three years ago! Fuck him! Fuck the country!
Posted by: rd at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (hLSHw)

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*starts slow clap*

This is the best distillation of our politics I've ever read. Ever.

*continues slow clap while standing up*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

60 Could Jordan get 217 votes?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

61 In the immortal words of Rock Master Scott:

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!

Burn, Motherfucker, Burn.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (aD39U)

62 Surprised Mace has actually come out in support of Jim Jordan. He must have made the political agreement to not come after the 8 for anything...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (exHjb)

Yesterday this bitch said she wouldn't vote for Scalise because he is a racist.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 02:43 PM (xPl2J)

63 Shame, might have been good Speaker

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

64 Next we’ll hear that Pelosi has won by 800 votes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 02:43 PM (JTwsP)

65
The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!

Burn, Motherfucker, Burn.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (aD39U)

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Not the People’s House!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 12, 2023 02:43 PM (rtqx7)

66 57 That's how I see it going, too. Let them stand on their records, not that it matters.

In my word hole on this last week, I even said as much. I didn't then - and don't now - anticipate that much if anything actually gets better because of removing McCarthy. I did - and still do - think that punishing McCarthy for his failure is a net positive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)

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I want interesting House primaries to come of this.

We're 13 years into this instance of the very slow process of trying to remake the GOP. It's gonna take a while longer, but this is obviously not the same GOP that served under W's final few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

67 Shame, might have been good Speaker
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

2nd verse, same as the first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

68 From BNN(?) news: Republican Race for Speaker of the House: Elise Stefanik Emerges as Trump's Choice. In a significant turning point in the Republican Party’s internal dynamics, Representative Elise Stefanik has emerged as the frontrunner for the esteemed position of Speaker of the House. This development follows the recent ousting of Kevin McCarthy, who previously held the position. Stefanik’s rise has been bolstered by the influential endorsement of former President Donald Trump, marking her as a key player in the party’s future.

Like much of the GOP, she's more of an opportunist than a true MAGA believer. "Some conservatives have questioned her commitment to the party’s values, pointing to her past moderate stances and voting record."

She is repulsive and not just because she has so badly sold out her constituents with her 180 degree turn on every policy and her Trump sycophancy. I just find her nastiness toward others on a level with that of MTG.

Trumps second pick. This should go well with the Evangelicals. I’m being sarcastic on the second part. Jordan was Trump’s first first pick

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 12, 2023 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

69 38 32 How many ballots this time? We might as well go for another record. Let's aim for 20.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 12, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)

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1,000,000.

May the House not pass another piece of legislation for a thousand years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

Technically we need them to in order to abolish the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 02:44 PM (eYoxG)

70 Good. Now he had more time free for softball.

Posted by: I'm so statesmanlike that shooting me doesn't make me mad. at October 12, 2023 02:44 PM (ppBhU)

71 60 Could Jordan get 217 votes?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

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He's still pretty establishment, but he's better at theater.

I imagine he could.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

72 62 Surprised Mace has actually come out in support of Jim Jordan. He must have made the political agreement to not come after the 8 for anything...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (exHjb)

Yesterday this bitch said she wouldn't vote for Scalise because he is a racist.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 02:43 PM (xPl2J)

She's not conservative...and yet is supporting the more conservative candidate after wearing a scarlet letter. Something happened behind closed doors to make a RINO not support the more RINO of the candidates...and it's probably personal.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb)

73 I actually like this process. Fight for what you want. Back in high school basketball, after picking the 10 best players from tryouts, the coach would put 5 basketballs in the center of the floor and tell the remaining tryout players that he was going into the hall. Once he blew his whistle, the five guys who came out with a ball would round out the five remaining positions.

Fight to survive leads to fighting skills to win.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)

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It would be awesome to feel the team of five guys like Spud Webb and Muggsy Bogues -- and see how they fare against a typical basketball team.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 02:45 PM (IIk3Q)

74 Andrea Mitchell is a piece of shit.
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Isn't Alan Greenspan Jewish? Maybe she should go to Gaza and ask Hamas what they think about her and her husband.

Tolerance. Co-exist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:45 PM (lf83v)

75 If the House is unable to function, guess what? That means the Senate can't either. Fuck these people into the bowels of the earth. If DC is paralyzed, for however long, it means they're not making anything worse for the rest of us.

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (7VCus)

76 >Steve Scalise Will Withdraw His Bid to Become Speaker, As At Least 20 Republicans Will Vote Against Him

how much are we paying these assholes
buncha f***ups, can't even run their office

Posted by: DB - fire at will at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO8)

77 Anyone else had the site acting squirrelly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
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For some reason the "home" and "end" keys do not work in the comments section, although they do on HQ home page. It's kind of annoying, actually, as refreshing puts the cursor back to the top of the page.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

78 No one including me expects Democrats to step up and fill in some missing votes, even the Do Stuff Caucus (lmao). But it would be impressive if at least one of them could refrain from going on TV to blame Republicans for the lack of a speaker. Or an interviewer to ask them why Democrats to a man voted McCarthy out.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (DWqKI)

79 I rally like the idea of the Speakership going to someone outside of the House.

Wouldn't be a bad tradition for a Party to embrace.

Easy to defend, or at least argue in favor of.

...and it removes some of the in-fighting amongst the Caucus, imo.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (EbesW)

80 75 If the House is unable to function, guess what? That means the Senate can't either. Fuck these people into the bowels of the earth. If DC is paralyzed, for however long, it means they're not making anything worse for the rest of us.
Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (7VCus)

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Congress exists to pass graft to the connected now, and nothing else.

The administrative state does policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

81 Yeah, when McCarthy bailed, I thought this would be the outcome.

The Palz O'McCarthy won't let anybody conservative win and all McCarthy has to do is wait for them to beg him to come back.

That serves both the Dims and GOPe's objectives.

Conservatives look both feckless and helpless. Dims get some promised goodies to push McC over the top. GOPe has their limp dishrag in place.

Status: Completely Status Quo - All Fucked Up.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (QzZeQ)

82 Jordan is effective as a committee chairman.
Put DJT in. Can you imagine, Biden delivering the State of the Union address with DJT glaring at him the whole time, then tearing up his copy of the speech at the end?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (MeG8a)

83 >>And if this goes on, with the GOP unable to agree on a Speaker, that will probably be what happens.

That would be so on brand for the GOP that this simply must happen.

Clown Nose Party > Clown World.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 12, 2023 02:47 PM (rc3Z7)

84 The reformation of the Republican Party is ongoing. 2024 is not going to be 2020. It's going to be hardball. Young working people making less that 100,000 per annum will vote hard for the GOP, regardless of race. I've seen it. I've heard it. And if the Dems cheat like sonsabitches, they have no idea what will come around.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 02:47 PM (rj6Yv)

85 The natives are restless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)

86 Steve Scalise Will Withdraw His Bid to Become Speaker, As At Least 20 Republicans Will Vote Against Him

how much are we paying these assholes
buncha f***ups, can't even run their office
Posted by: DB - fire at will at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO

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Great politicians. You'd think you'd count noses BEFORE throwing your funky drawers into the ring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

87 Okay

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (+bPgI)

88 62 Surprised Mace has actually come out in support of Jim Jordan. He must have made the political agreement to not come after the 8 for anything...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:41 PM (exHjb)
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No question Jordan rubs her the right way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (rHSCD)

89 >>>Could Jordan get 217 votes?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 12, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

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He's still pretty establishment, but he's better at theater. '

Let's support the guy who can roll his sleeves farthest up his arms
or arm wrestle for it

Posted by: DB - fire at will at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (geLO8)

90 That's Captain Chaos to
You cretins

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (fjTbJ)

91 Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (vFG9F)

92 Ah, the cloak room boys will need comforting.

Posted by: Captain Neddish at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (ppBhU)

93 Congress exists to pass graft to the connected now, and nothing else.

The administrative state does policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

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I’ve come to the conclusion that politics isn’t the art of compromise or war by other means but the process of dividing people to enrich one’s self.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (rtqx7)

94 Looking forward to the matinee at Failure Theater today.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (lZVy/)

95 In the meantime.... nothing gets done? Or do they simply put the fucker on cruise control and take a nap?

Not sure I'd know the difference with this bunch of throne sniffers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

96 >>Could Jordan get 217 votes?

He'd have to roll up his sleeves and get to work.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (EbesW)

97 And if this goes on, with the GOP unable to agree on a Speaker, that will probably be what happens

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🤡🤡🤡🚗

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (+bPgI)

98 82 I’d love to see Trump giving Biden rabbit ears throughout the whole speech.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (9ITg2)

99 I love paralyzed government, except in times of war.

Posted by: scottst at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (ojBxe)

100 Second look at Speaker Trump?

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (lZVy/)

101 I'm already tired of this shit and it just got started.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (NpAcC)

102 The so called " Republicans " not voting for a Republican have to be Deeo Staters or fakes

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (fwDg9)

103 Oil production and natural gas production in US at record highs. Why are prices still so high?

Posted by: JayInAmes at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (yGu6h)

104 So how did the ATF fund all of its new programs to harass legal gun owners in the U.S.? Simple: they shut down the operation (Thor) that was tracking the Cartels who are buying 2,000 guns a day in the U.S., and used the money to go after us instead. Is that sweet, or is that sweet?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (CecP5)

105 I would support all legislation getting the up or down vote thru a series of fistfights

whichever side can beat up the other side, wins the vote

why not- it's no more comical than what they do now

Posted by: DB - fire at will at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (geLO8)

106 I find myself sleeping better knowing that DC is in gridlock.

Stay the course, boys!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (BdMk6)

107 They're all gun threads so check out this terrorist "Carlo" machine gun. Looks homemade.

https://tinyurl.com/yd4jzfhn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (FVME7)

108 Don't know him well enough to have an opinion.

He SHOULD have a great hatred for the left since their minions got really close to murdering him. My impression is that he doesn't.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (N1DT3)

=======

He wants to forgive his enemies. Fine.

I forgive my enemies too. But I never, ever think they are my friends. I know they are my enemies and will not trust them. In fact, I will do anything and everything to thwart their opposition to my principles and MY GOALS.

Posted by: rd at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (Kloth)

109 No question Jordan rubs her the right way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (rHSCD)

——-

Women can’t resist rolled up arm sleeves.

It’s says “I have money and pretend to work for a living.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (rtqx7)

110 82 Jordan is effective as a committee chairman.
Put DJT in. Can you imagine, Biden delivering the State of the Union address with DJT glaring at him the whole time, then tearing up his copy of the speech at the end?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

And shooting spitwads at the back of his head during the speech.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (fjTbJ)

111 99 I love paralyzed government, except in times of war.
Posted by: scottst at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (ojBxe)

It's a good thing we're not at war...yet.

Now, if we're fighting like we did in Vietnam (for a decade+ before owning that we actually were fighting in a war), then again, it's probably better we don't continue til we own up that we are in a war.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:51 PM (exHjb)

112 93 Congress exists to pass graft to the connected now, and nothing else.

The administrative state does policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

———-

I’ve come to the conclusion that politics isn’t the art of compromise or war by other means but the process of dividing people to enrich one’s self.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (rtqx7)

"It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 02:51 PM (eYoxG)

113 Trump wouldn't invite Biden to give a speech.

But if he did, he'd rip it up on camera.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 12, 2023 02:51 PM (VpCCm)

114 You know who this makes happy?
Biden, Hunter and the Democrats.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 12, 2023 02:51 PM (NpAcC)

115 Well, I mean, his campaign for why he should be Speaker wasn't even, "Polk High football rules!"

Pathetic.

At least McCarthy promised changes.

Now it's like, "Ain't no way ins imma gonna promise a thing. Then you accountable and I aint about that. No way."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 12, 2023 02:51 PM (bo8R+)

116 [Correction:] It would be awesome to FIELD (not Feel, geez) A TEAM of five guys like Spud Webb and Muggsy Bogues -- and see how they fare against a typical basketball team.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 02:52 PM (wce9S)

117 Something happened behind closed doors to make a RINO not support the more RINO of the candidates...and it's probably personal.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 12, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb)

_________________
Scalise is a close talker.
Wails loudly.

Posted by: Nancy Mace at October 12, 2023 02:52 PM (RilAR)

118 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, h-h-have some-uh, some-uh h-have some Pioneer s-s-speakers

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at October 12, 2023 02:52 PM (X4yCj)

119 >Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?

Posted by: fd

Schuyler Colfax

Posted by: DB - fire at will at October 12, 2023 02:52 PM (geLO8)

120 Oh, looks like Iran might not be getting their 6 billion after all. You know, that was only going to be used for humanitarian purposes and Iran was’t involved in the Hamas attack anyway.

I guess the polls Biden’s handlers are using have decide this is something they have supported but are just getting around to mentioning.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 02:52 PM (JTwsP)

121 Tired of all the winning!!!

Posted by: Winner Whiner Chicken Diner at October 12, 2023 02:52 PM (O2ySq)

122 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

https://tinyurl.com/2p98nhp6
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BSYfq)

I saw that last night. the poor mom took it too her and called her out for the false equivalency. was pretty epic. and andrea didn't know how to respond...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 12, 2023 02:53 PM (nXhwP)

123 91 Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?
Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (vFG9F)

Hi.

Posted by: Czar Reed at October 12, 2023 02:53 PM (8sMut)

124
Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?
Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM (vFG9F)

_________

Republican: Thomas Reed
Democrat: Sam Rayburn

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2023 02:53 PM (gpGlO)

125 You realize of course if these guys do nothing it costs us less....

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at October 12, 2023 02:53 PM (dzZCL)

126 You know who else favored a paralyzed US government…?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 02:53 PM (9ITg2)

127 Take McCarthy and always opt for $ for Ukraine or you get sh*t and shoved in it.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 12, 2023 02:54 PM (GshMh)

128 91 Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?
Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM

No need to dig...I'm right here! Pale, doughy, and ready!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 12, 2023 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

129 You know who this makes happy?
Biden, Hunter and the Democrats.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 12, 2023 02:51 PM (NpAcC)

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And don't forget Hamas!

/Some loon talking head seriously made the argument that getting rid of McCarthy is what triggered Hamas to attack Israel.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 02:54 PM (wce9S)

130
Any ETA on SMOD?

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (t6XCL)

131 New Tweet from BLM Chicago:

"For everyone withdrawing support, saying they stood with us & now they're removing signs, bye, toodles (emoji) We've always been for Palestinian freedom, we stood with Rasmea, there's no way you could have been with us at any point & missed that to be shocked now."

I mean....

Posted by: Dr. T at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (bhRsz)

132 You know who else favored a paralyzed US government…?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 02:53 PM (9ITg2)

FDR?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (QzZeQ)

133 131 New Tweet from BLM Chicago:

"For everyone withdrawing support, saying they stood with us & now they're removing signs, bye, toodles (emoji) We've always been for Palestinian freedom, we stood with Rasmea, there's no way you could have been with us at any point & missed that to be shocked now."

I mean....
Posted by: Dr. T at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (bhRsz)

========

I mean...they have a point. Hamas' desire of killing Jews isn't new, and BLM has publicly supported them in the past.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

134 Smoke on the water

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (NsTYX)

135 If only he would have promised $200 billion for Ukraine.

I understand that's the #1 priority of conservative voters.

I saw it on CNN.

/s/ Republican Campaign Consultants

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 12, 2023 02:56 PM (bo8R+)

136 For some reason the "home" and "end" keys do not work in the comments section, although they do on HQ home page. It's kind of annoying, actually, as refreshing puts the cursor back to the top of the page.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

==========

Try ALT + HOME, or FN + HOME

Posted by: rd at October 12, 2023 02:56 PM (UACZY)

137 meh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (xcxpd)

138 Q:Why isn't Nancy Pelosi the current speaker of the house?
A: Election fraud is a lot harder when there are only 435 votes available.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (CecP5)

139 Bryce Harper for Speaker.

Fight me.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

140 Which 20 refused to vote for Scalice?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (xcxpd)

141 New Tweet from BLM Chicago:

"For everyone withdrawing support, saying they stood with us & now they're removing signs, bye, toodles (emoji) We've always been for Palestinian freedom, we stood with Rasmea, there's no way you could have been with us at any point & missed that to be shocked now
_________________

What if you never supported them, and in fact always hated their guts? What then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

142 110 82 Jordan is effective as a committee chairman.
Put DJT in. Can you imagine, Biden delivering the State of the Union address with DJT glaring at him the whole time, then tearing up his copy of the speech at the end?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

And shooting spitwads at the back of his head during the speech.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM

If Trump were speaker, could he ignore those gag orders placed on him and speak his mind in congress? I seem to recall The Searchlight Strangler getting away with a lot of lying from the well of the Senate.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

143 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

Good Lord.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)

144 Any ETA on SMOD?

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (t6XCL)

Hobos, like cockroaches, will thrive in the wreckage...

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (dzZCL)

145 And shooting spitwads at the back of his head during the speech.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (fjTbJ)

I laughed. i can see Frankie V. in my 7th grade class chewing up a big wad of paper now.. Good times.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (DZwT/)

146 : (

Posted by: m at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (LdYi7)

147 Related; Nancy Mace is nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (T7fic)

148 I am certainly no economist, but even producing oil and gasoline and prices are high is probably just in the inflation prices.
Gas here in se Pa is down to about average $3,85

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (fwDg9)

149 Steve Scalise is panty waste. <- no typo

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (cAjTU)

150 110 82 Jordan is effective as a committee chairman.
Put DJT in. Can you imagine, Biden delivering the State of the Union address with DJT glaring at him the whole time, then tearing up his copy of the speech at the end?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

And shooting spitwads at the back of his head during the speech.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 02:50 PM (fjTbJ)

A Speaker Trump with the "Republican Response".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (8sMut)

151 130
Any ETA on SMOD?
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 12, 2023 02:55 PM (t6XCL)

Still stuck on 'no man knows the day or the hour'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (xcxpd)

152 Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?
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Tip O'Neal today likely would rank more conservative than the last 3 Republican Speakers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (bo8R+)

153 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer at October

I believe a loop of the first 2:12 of this soundtrack segment would be excellent. If Trump wins in '24 he should have it played when he enters a room, instead of "Hail to the Chief."

https://tinyurl.com/39mzs4ea

Posted by: GL at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (5fDan)

154
Bryce Harper for Speaker.

Fight me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

_________

John Tortorella

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (gpGlO)

155 This circus has too many clowns and not enough fist fights.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (Somy5)

156 138 Q:Why isn't Nancy Pelosi the current speaker of the house?
A: Election fraud is a lot harder when there are only 435 votes available.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM

The bigger problem is they're all recorded and tallied publicly.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

157 NYPost:

A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS’ “60 Minutes” has long been a cesspool of sex harassment — including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to “use her body to secure stories.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

158
128 91 Who was the best Speaker of the House ever? Can we dig them up?
Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 02:48 PM

No need to dig...I'm right here! Pale, doughy, and ready!
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 12, 2023 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

======

And I have all my new contacts with my friends in both parties too!

Posted by: rd at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (nyuha)

159 You have to laugh at BLM. Of all the things those grifters don't have to have an opinion on, but they can't help themselves because they are hateful, poisonous imbeciles.

Posted by: Retard solidarity is best solidarity. at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (ppBhU)

160 "Schuyler Colfax"

A founder of the Republican party. I suppose he has more promise than the rest of this lot, even if he has been dead for about 140 years.

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 03:00 PM (vFG9F)

161 Shut up, Newt.

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 03:00 PM (vFG9F)

162 >>then tearing up his copy of the speech at the end?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

When you say tear, you really mean blowtorch right.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:00 PM (l10hq)

163 >>> NYPost:

A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS' "60 Minutes" has long been a cesspool of sex harassment -- including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."

60 Minutes and sex scandal. No, do not want.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Quinceanera Crasher at October 12, 2023 03:00 PM (KRtlO)

164 Bryce Harper for Speaker.
Fight me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)
_________

John Tortorella
_________
Well, he did play right wing, so, OK.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 03:00 PM (lf83v)

165 Try ALT + HOME, or FN + HOME
Posted by: rd at October 12, 2023 02:56 PM (UACZY)
_________________

Thanks for the suggestion, but ALT+Home opens a new page, whereas FN+Home just goes to the beginning of the line.

This is all in the Brave browser, which used to work fine at the HQ comments page, and works fine everywhere else. Chrome works fine everywhere.

It's a mystery that I haven't been able to solve yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

166 A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS’ “60 Minutes” has long been a cesspool of sex harassment — including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to “use her body to secure stories.”

Your quim. Does she hunger for the news?

Posted by: Leslie Stahl - Feminist at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (ppBhU)

167 I believe a loop of the first 2:12 of this soundtrack segment would be excellent. If Trump wins in '24 he should have it played when he enters a room, instead of "Hail to the Chief."

https://tinyurl.com/39mzs4ea
Posted by: GL at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (5fDan)

When I become President, "Hail To The Chief" gets replaced by the Epica version of "The Imperial March".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (8sMut)

168 There were a few people who said they wouldn't vote for Jordan either. I guess they want Patrick Henry, but he's a little dead.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (T7fic)

169 >>Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to “use her body to secure stories.”

"With all dure respect, Ms Stahl...I don't think we could get much of a story in exchange for your body?"

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (EbesW)

170 take this sex scandal back and bring out a better one.

Posted by: ace at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (KRtlO)

171 Bryce Harper for Speaker.
Fight me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

John Tortorella
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (gpGlO)

Not you guys are just making up names.

How's about-

"No Nose" Magliano for Speaker.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (QzZeQ)

172 meh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (xcxpd)

--------------

Threadwinner!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wce9S)

173 NYPost:

A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS’ “60 Minutes” has long been a cesspool of sex harassment — including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to “use her body to secure stories.”
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Oh, snap.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (bhRsz)

174 Lesley Stahl was hot back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (9ITg2)

175 >>> New Tweet from BLM Chicago:

"For everyone withdrawing support, saying they stood with us & now they're removing signs, bye, toodles (emoji) We've always been for Palestinian freedom, we stood with Rasmea, there's no way you could have been with us at any point & missed that to be shocked now."

REMEMBER FREDDIE'S
- Burn Loot Murder battle cry

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (cAjTU)

176 >>Your quim. Does she hunger for the news?
Posted by: Leslie Stahl - Feminist at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (ppBhU)

THREADWINNER

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (EbesW)

177 not = now

*sigh*

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (QzZeQ)

178 Go to hell Newt. You and your green bench mate Nancy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (l10hq)

179 163 >>> NYPost:

A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS' "60 Minutes" has long been a cesspool of sex harassment -- including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."

60 Minutes and sex scandal. No, do not want.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Quinceanera Crasher at October 12, 2023 03:00 PM (KRtlO)

What's the average age of the 60 Minutes "journalists"? 80?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (8sMut)

180 So Trump it is.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (bWsRe)

181 If the House is unable to function, guess what? That means the Senate can't either. Fuck these people into the bowels of the earth. If DC is paralyzed, for however long, it means they're not making anything worse for the rest of us.
Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at October 12, 2023 02:46 PM (7VCus)

Concur. Piss on all of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (R/m4+)

182 A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS’ “60 Minutes” has long been a cesspool of sex harassment — including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to “use her body to secure stories.”
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Ew.

Like Mrs Howell.

I can't get the Abby Shapiro body with the face of Geddy Lee image out of my head after that joke garrett made earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

183 Lesley Stahl was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (9ITg2)

She had Schuyler Colfax wrapped around her finger.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)

184 Bryce Harper for Speaker.

Fight me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

Ed Werder would probably LITERALLY die

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (CIS44)

185 If Trump were speaker, could he ignore those gag orders placed on him and speak his mind in congress?
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Oh how fun!

Assuming the Speach and Debate clause applies to a non-member Speaker....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (bo8R+)

186 Actor Robert De Niro called President Donald Trump “evil” in an unhinged speech shared with attendees at an event aimed at stripping the former president of his political power. The anti-Trump actor reiterated his sentiments in a prepared speech before a scheduled appearance at The New Republic’s Stop Trump Summit in New York City on Wednesday. While De Niro was due to deliver the speech in person, he canceled attending the event after testing positive for COVID-19.

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (RHGPo)

187 A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS' "60 Minutes" has long been a cesspool of sex harassment -- including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."
________________

Lesley Stahl now bears a striking resemble to the Cryptkeeper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

188 In case we forget, the founders meant to have a slow, stilted (and small) central government. Events like these are baked into the cake. I, for one, hope this goes on for a time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 03:03 PM (BdMk6)

189 A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS' "60 Minutes" has long been a cesspool of sex harassment -- including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."

____

Whaaaaaaa? Journalists doing unethical things to get a story? This is uheard of!!

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:03 PM (bWsRe)

190 >>>However, what mood music would be appropriate?

karma police is kind of appropriate

this is what you get

Posted by: ace at October 12, 2023 03:03 PM (KRtlO)

191 60 Minutes and sex scandal. No, do not want.
______________

Didya ever wonder why Viagra is colored blue and not
pink?

Posted by: Andy Rooney at October 12, 2023 03:03 PM (lf83v)

192
karma police is kind of appropriate

this is what you get
Posted by: ace at October 12, 2023 03:03 PM (KRtlO)

Better than that horrible chick band you pumped a while back......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

193 The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”

Biden: ‘If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black’

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

194 We need to think outside the rhombus. I'm thinking Carrot Top for Speaker. Because who doesn't love prop comedy?

Posted by: Also, a near-clown is really on brand for the House. at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

195 Chaos Chaos fine let's keep it going.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (ytSiK)

196 >>Better than that horrible chick band you pumped a while back......

Wet Leg?

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (EbesW)

197 I'm convinced the Clown Caucus wants a CR. Because this is how you get a CR. There isn't a single person they want for speaker.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (T7fic)

198 60 Minutes and sex scandal. No, do not want.

==========

I bet Andy Rooney could GET IT back in the day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (CIS44)

199 New Tweet from BLM Chicago:

"For everyone withdrawing support, saying they stood with us & now they're removing signs, bye, toodles (emoji) We've always been for Palestinian freedom, we stood with Rasmea, there's no way you could have been with us at any point & missed that to be shocked now."

___

They're not wrong. Anyone who looked into BLM for 5 minutes knew what they were about. But corporate America either didn't look or didn't care.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (bWsRe)

200 Schuyler Colfax was VP, with Grant, I think. Got dumped because he was involved in one that administration’s scandals.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (9ITg2)

201 183 Lesley Stahl was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:01 PM (9ITg2)

Before the War?

The Great War, that is...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (8sMut)

202 Looking forward to the matinee at Failure Theater today.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (lZVy/)

I read that as Manatee and was trying to figure out who did a movie about them....

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (nXhwP)

203 You know who this makes happy?
Biden, Hunter and the Democrats.
Posted by: redridinghood

Marginally.

This was the hottest story last week.
It's a nuisance story this week.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (FxH7T)

204 Better than that horrible chick band you pumped a while back......

Moist Calf.

Posted by: My working theory is that Ace is hearing impaired. He derserves our sympathy. at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (ppBhU)

205 >>>Lesley Stahl now bears a striking resemble to the Cryptkeeper.

She never didn't.

(I like that construction. Lassiter says it in Psych. He gives jules this convoluted analogy about how her current investigation is like Grease. At some point she asks "Wait are we still talking about Grease?" and Lassiter says, "We never weren't.")

Posted by: ace at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (KRtlO)

206
Wet Leg?
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (EbesW)

Yeah....that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Did Kevin get some serious, rock solid poling before getting to the office today?

Frank Luntz is smiling a lot today, if that means anything.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

208 While De Niro was due to deliver the speech in person, he canceled attending the event after testing positive for COVID-19.
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM

That's terrible.

Anyway....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 12, 2023 03:05 PM (aQy7p)

209 143 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

Good Lord.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)

In its routine operations, MSNBC only gets reliable bleeding-heart Progs signed-up for live interviews. Mitchell simply expected the same set-up as always. Habits can be hard to break.

Posted by: GL at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (5fDan)

210 Heard somebody say that if a non-Congresscritter like Trump were to become Speaker, there's a high likelihood that lawfare lawsuits would be filed by Dems to overturn any bill passed by him.

I say: your terms are acceptable. Shut. It. Down!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (wce9S)

211 193 The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”

Biden: ‘If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black’
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama, Joe Biden. Math checks out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (eYoxG)

212 Sacred Honor compels me to admit that Leslie knows how to serve the finest of Champagne.

Posted by: Steve Croft at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (EbesW)

213 No one is going to publish my fiction Steamy Nights with Mike Wallace are they?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (44ww/)

214 >>>196 >>Better than that horrible chick band you pumped a while back......
Wet Leg?

for serious?

This is how I know you're gay.

Posted by: ace at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (KRtlO)

215 36 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

https://tinyurl.com/2p98nhp6
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BSYfq)

Ideal answer: It's a start.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 12, 2023 02:

Wtf us wrong with Andrea Mitchell? You can just see how she hates that Israel has the moral highground on this. And yet she presses the mom....

That mom should have added that she not only wants all the world to call for the release of hostages but also Andrea Mitchel and all the press.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (T84aL)

216 I used my body at CNN to secure the first spot at the donut table with the chocolate cascade fountain.

Oh lordy, I miss that fountain.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (DZrNt)

217 I wouldn't mind Jordan. If not him, who?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (S6gqv)

218 What if you never supported them, and in fact always hated their guts? What then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

+++

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (N76Wh)

219 I've never had to do Romanian deadlifts in a core class before.

It was weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

220 Looking forward to the matinee at Failure Theater today.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 12, 2023 02:49 PM (lZVy/)

I read this as "looking forward to the manatee at the theater today" and figured you were going to see a movie starring Melissa McCarthy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

221 >>I wouldn't mind Jordan. If not him, who?

If not now, when?

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (EbesW)

222 219 I've never had to do Romanian deadlifts in a core class before.

It was weird.
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How much does a dead Romanian weigh?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (Xr4QU)

223 When I become President, "Hail To The Chief" gets replaced by the Epica version of "The Imperial March".

Definitely needs an Epica soundtrack when someone permanently closes the J. Edgar Hoover eyesore and fires all of the contents. I'm not sure which song yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (2ocoG)

224 The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”

Biden: ‘If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black’
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

Well, in his defense he is really dumb

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (NtVYv)

225 188 In case we forget, the founders meant to have a slow, stilted (and small) central government. Events like these are baked into the cake. I, for one, hope this goes on for a time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 03:03 PM (BdMk6)

Yep - the more time and energy they spend ratfucking each other, the less time and energy they have to ratfuck the rest of us.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (5C4od)

226 As Speaker, could Trump place himself on Committees?

Say, the Oversight of the DOJ?
Start calling in FBI agents? DOJ attorneys? Jack Smith?

He could basically make them present their case against him before trial.

Intelligence, call in Hunter, Biden's brother?

Plus, as Speaker, wouldn't they have to abate all the cases as it's "interference with an official function," the most deadly insurrection?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (bo8R+)

227 I've never had to do Romanian deadlifts in a core class before.

It was weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

Single legged? cause if so, I hate those fuckers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (CIS44)

228 I can't get the Abby Shapiro body with the face of Geddy Lee image out of my head after that joke garrett made earlier.

Lol.

Back in the day, some weirdo on /b/ was pasting Steve Buscemi's eyes onto Billie Eilish photos (I think it was Billie Eilish anyway). Steve never looked so sexy.

Posted by: You don't get something for nothing. at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (ppBhU)

229 221 If not now, when?
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (EbesW)

========

Theory:

This is the tagline to the ace/garrett romcom they are writing together.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

230 I hope this cluster is burning a hole in McTurtle's ~~stomach~~ rectum.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (l10hq)

231 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer

This:

https://youtu.be/nIMZ_cqJiVM

Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (VARTN)

232 While De Niro was due to deliver the speech in person, he canceled attending the event after testing positive for COVID-19.

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM

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Here's hoping he takes no less than 100 jabs over the next few months ... just to be sure.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (wce9S)

233 Something tells me that's not going to be enough...

@TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Police fire tear gas at pro-Palestine protesters in Paris after France orders ban on all pro-Palestinian protests

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

234 I used my body at CNN to secure the first spot at the donut table with the chocolate cascade fountain.

Oh lordy, I miss that fountain.
Posted by: Tater Stelter at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (DZrNt)

LOL and the shrimp cocktail.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (rj6Yv)

235 The Left stays committed to its false narratives forever. They're still pushing the Matthew Shepard martyrdom story even though it's well established and beyond dispute that Shepard was a meth head and drug dealer who was murdered by another gay man over a drug related dispute.

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

236 222 How much does a dead Romanian weigh?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (Xr4QU)

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Wrong question.

How aged are they? Proper aging is key in getting a good Romanian to deadlift.

Too early, and they flop all over the place. Too late, and they just crumble in your grip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

237 >> I can't get the Abby Shapiro body with the face of Geddy Lee image out of my head after that joke garrett made earlier.

That was a dead ringer for 'Presto' Era Geddy Lee with DD Tits.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (EbesW)

238 While De Niro was due to deliver the speech in person, he canceled attending the event after testing positive for COVID-19.
Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:02 PM

I'm betting that's an excuse after a call from DiCaprio.

"We just released a movie, you f*ck. You do this, 1/2 the country won't give us their money!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

239 7 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

https://tinyurl.com/2p98nhp6

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BSYfq)
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Reminds me of:
"Apart from all that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Posted by: Ciampino - pancetta in lieu of bacon at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (qfLjt)

240 I say: your terms are acceptable. Shut. It. Down!

Congress can't pass anything? Show me the downside.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

241
Damp Heel

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (QzZeQ)

242 Has anyone asked Toyama Koicihi if he would be speaker?

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (Somy5)

243 In Biden's govt, whites need no apply for jobs. The entire pool of jobs including military promotions is only open for blacks. Also, not a single BLM looter has been convicted by his DOJ. And all sorts of new freebies for blacks have been established under Biden, such as lower mortgage rates for people with shit credit, subsidized by those with good credit.

So in that aspect he's bee amazing for blacks. Unlike the GOP, Democrats reward their voters.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (bWsRe)

244 227 Single legged? cause if so, I hate those fuckers.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (CIS44)

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No, it was bilateral and everything. The dude was saying, "concentrate on the core," and I'm there thinking, "I've just been trying to make sure that these things focus on my hamstrings every time I've ever done them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

245 The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”
__________________

Such biting criticism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

246 >>Back in the day, some weirdo on /b/ was pasting Steve Buscemi's eyes onto Billie Eilish photos (I think it was Billie Eilish anyway). Steve never looked so sexy.

This is the type of thing the Internets were made for.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (EbesW)

247 Little Chocolate Donuts > Surf Bort > Wet Leg

Posted by: Tater Stelter at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (DZrNt)

248 Don't just do something. Stand there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (VW7tl)

249 246 >>Back in the day, some weirdo on /b/ was pasting Steve Buscemi's eyes onto Billie Eilish photos (I think it was Billie Eilish anyway). Steve never looked so sexy.

This is the type of thing the Internets were made for.
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (EbesW)

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lol wut? so random

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

250 Add Andrea Mitchell to the pile of Woketards who don't know how to read the room. Here, she asks an Israeli mom whose children were taken hostage, "How do you feel about the bombing of Gaza?"

The fact that she wasn't beaten into the mire of her own blood is disappointing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (aD39U)

251 for serious?

This is how I know you're gay.

Posted by: ace at October 12, 2023 03:06 PM (KRtlO)

So there's three couples we hang with sporadically. To the retired cop I look for opportunities to say "see, that's how I know you're a homo." Now one of the couples found out their son is gay. Kinda kills my fun with the cop.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (DZwT/)

252 In Biden's govt, whites need no apply for jobs. The entire pool of jobs including military promotions is only open for blacks.

That's increasingly true of the alleged private sector too.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

253 233 Something tells me that's not going to be enough...

@TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Police fire tear gas at pro-Palestine protesters in Paris after France orders ban on all pro-Palestinian protests
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

I had something to say about this but it slipped my mind d.

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (T84aL)

254
Back in the day, some weirdo on /b/ was pasting Steve Buscemi's eyes onto Billie Eilish photos (I think it was Billie Eilish anyway). Steve never looked so sexy.
Posted by: You don't get something for nothing. at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (ppBhU)

https://www.eatliver.com/buscemi-mania-gallery/

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

255 I am surprised Andrea Mitchell is still walking the erf. Isn't time to retire here carbon footprint?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (Xr4QU)

256 whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."
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Ya do what ya gotta do.

Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (azIeo)

257 No, it was bilateral and everything. The dude was saying, "concentrate on the core," and I'm there thinking, "I've just been trying to make sure that these things focus on my hamstrings every time I've ever done them."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

Yah they tax the hams like crazy, and if you throw in the single leg esp for me with iffy balance as is yeesh

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (CIS44)

258 New Tweet from BLM Chicago

Poor dears getting hit in the pocketbook? Not enough grifting money? Awwwwww.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (RSbhh)

259 Hester Prynne Mace for Speaker

Or Spinner Boebert.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (ufFY8)

260 Operation Chaos is working as expected.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (lm3XL)

261 255 I am surprised Andrea Mitchell is still walking the erf. Isn't time to retire here carbon footprint?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (Xr4QU)

She's an entity, not really human.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (8sMut)

262 257 Yah they tax the hams like crazy, and if you throw in the single leg esp for me with iffy balance as is yeesh
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (CIS44)

=======

At least there were elbow planks in between the sets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

263 The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”

Biden has way more familial dysfunction than even the hardest-core inner-city baby mommas.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (2ocoG)

264 Now one of the couples found out their son is gay.

--

They need to find out who has been working on him, because "born this way" is a lie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (VW7tl)

265 Dems are gonna need BLM muscle in 2024, so BLM don't care.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)

266 She's an entity, not really human.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM

She's no Aunty Entity, though.

Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (VARTN)

267 Andrea Mitchell is one of those Jews which JJ Sefton talks about. I won't say the words he uses.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (bWsRe)

268 Yah they tax the hams like crazy, and if you throw in the single leg esp for me with iffy balance as is yeesh
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (CIS44)

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At least there were elbow planks in between the sets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

tho the single leg will work youre obliques quite bit is youre doing a kb at your side

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (CIS44)

269
I saw Romanian Deadlifts open for Spandau Ballet at the Cow Palace in '85.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (QzZeQ)

270
The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”

I didn't think my opinion of Juan could get lower.

Until now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (63Dwl)

271 Andrea Mitchell is one of those Jews which JJ Sefton talks about. I won't say the words he uses.
Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (bWsRe)

Self-hating?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

272 266 She's an entity, not really human.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:12 PM

She's no Aunty Entity, though.
Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (VARTN)

No, but we are close to Thunderdome, though.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (8sMut)

273 265 Dems are gonna need BLM muscle in 2024, so BLM don't care.
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And Jews will vote with them. Joos be stupid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Xr4QU)

274 Someone from DC just told me the Freedom Caucus is being called the Fuckhead Caucus by some members. Lol

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (T7fic)

275 The Hill columnist Juan Williams is taking heat on social media after he penned a column online in which he hailed President Joe Biden as “our third Black president.”

I didn't know anyone read The Hill much less Juan Williams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

276 This:

https://youtu.be/nIMZ_cqJiVM

Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (VARTN)

A moose call?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (DZwT/)

277 There is more to the Dem's staying out of the votes that them pushing the "Chaos at any cost" strategy. They all operate in fear of one another. They won't vote in block for any R candidate, and individual Dems certainly wont step out on their own on in groups to do so because they'd be hung by that at every action taken by the GOP House that isn't Marxist.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (EG5bh)

278 Bryon Donalds

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (GshMh)

279 254
Back in the day, some weirdo on /b/ was pasting Steve Buscemi's eyes onto Billie Eilish photos (I think it was Billie Eilish anyway). Steve never looked so sexy.
Posted by: You don't get something for nothing. at October 12, 2023 03:08 PM (ppBhU)

https://www.eatliver.com/buscemi-mania-gallery/
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Lol. Third comment in: "0/10 All of these are horrible, especially Billie Eilish who you didn’t even bother to photoshop."

Posted by: Freedom Ain't Free. at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

280 The original Lois Lane from the Superman TV series has passed at 96.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (l10hq)

281 Vote for that guy McHenry. He seems acceptable to everyone and he slams the gravel down purdy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (4bEcP)

282 https://www.eatliver.com/buscemi-mania-gallery/
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Hillary looks the same either way

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (NtVYv)

283 Steve Buscemi eyes - oh gawd they all end up looking like Gollum!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (S6gqv)

284 Someone from DC just told me the Freedom Caucus is being called the Fuckhead Caucus by some members. Lol

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Next the (R)s will try to trip them as they're walking nearby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (VW7tl)

285 Andrea Mitchell is one of those Jews which JJ Sefton talks about. I won't say the words he uses.
_________

A poopy-head?

(Sorry, I had to use such language.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (lf83v)

286 whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."
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Ya do what ya gotta do.
Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (azIeo)
________________

"You do indeed, also for votes." - Rosa deLauro

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

287 267 Andrea Mitchell is one of those Jews which JJ Sefton talks about. I won't say the words he uses.
Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:13 PM (bWsRe)

Kept asking "how do you feel". Fckn press just slogging around in people's miseries. That interview was so ugly on so many levels. Kudos to that Israeli mom. Shame on Mitchel.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 12, 2023 03:16 PM (T84aL)

288 NewsNation host Dan Abrams blasted cable news rival MSNBC [which he used to head up] for allowing its anchors to “pander to the far-left” in their coverage of Hamas’ deadly terror attack on Israel.

Abrams, the host of NewsNation’s “Dan Abrams Live,” singled out MSNBC’s Ayman Mohyeldin, Mehdi Hasan, and Ali Velshi for saying the Hamas assault — which has claimed the lives of at least 900 Israelis — was the result of “failed policies” by Israel and the US.

“Right. It’s Israel’s fault. It’s the United States fault,” Abrams said mockingly in comments first reported by the news site Mediaite.

“The policies that somehow justify or even explain the slaughter, rapes, and kidnapping of innocent civilians,” Abrams said on Monday.

“And that ridiculous commentary set the tone for much of MSNBC’s coverage throughout the weekend, where many hosts seemed determined to say, ‘Well, what about the Palestinians?’”

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

289 233 Something tells me that's not going to be enough...

@TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Police fire tear gas at pro-Palestine protesters in Paris after France orders ban on all pro-Palestinian protests
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

Never underestimate the French need and desire to occasionally declare all out nuclear war on themselves at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:16 PM (8sMut)

290 I've never had to do Romanian deadlifts in a core class before.

It was weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

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I'll have to look those up. Russian Twists with weight are great, and the baddest but best exercise for abs are Dragon Flags -- Bruce Lee's signature exercise and six-pack builder (Sylvester Stallone did them in Rocky IV).

Shain Bob says "check it out!" (Videos available online)

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (wce9S)

291 Byron Donalds is backing the wrestler.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (NsTYX)

292 She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.

Posted by: Kim Carnes at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (ufFY8)

293 Why would Scalise withdraw? He must have known before he agreed to be run for speaker that some weren't going to vote for him the first round.
It was 113 for him and 99 for Jordan.
What were they doing all last week > that they took off, if not getting this firmed up behind closed doors?

Posted by: old chick at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (sOete)

294 280 The original Lois Lane from the Superman TV series has passed at 96.
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That's too bad. I grew up watching her. She was really dumb to have never discovered that Clark Kent was Superman.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (Xr4QU)

295 The original Lois Lane from the Superman TV series has passed at 96.
___________

Great Caesar's Ghost!

Posted by: Perry White at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (lf83v)

296 280 The original Lois Lane from the Superman TV series has passed at 96.
Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:15 PM (l10hq)

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She seemed a more an authentic, capable news reporter than her replacement, smiley Noel Neill.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 12, 2023 03:18 PM (zZ3l8)

297 ‘Well, what about the Palestinians?’

The Palestinians are just like "little babies" (whose jealous explains the murders of the Israeli babies).
They are responsible for nothing .. not even themselves.

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

298 "Byron Donalds is backing the wrestler."

Yeah, but Nancy Mace is convinced he's an alien. So I'm thinking she's a no.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 03:18 PM (T7fic)

299 Steve Buscemi eyes - oh gawd they all end up looking like Gollum!

Isn't it precious?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 12, 2023 03:18 PM (Bd6X8)

300 MITCHELL!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 03:18 PM (63Dwl)

301 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at October 12, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)

302 Mitch Mitchell >>>>>>>> Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Mia Khalifa is looking for a new gig. She can do to us what her co-stars have been doing to her for years. To paraphrase Carla Tortelli

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2023 03:19 PM (VxQfi)

304 Court: No Evidence Georgia’s Election-Integrity Law Discriminates Against Black Voters

Damn - gope

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (l10hq)

305 And Jews will vote with them. Joos be stupid.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Xr4QU

Depends on the Jews. Obviously the Jews posting here won't be voting for Dems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (RSbhh)

306 Actually thrilled to see this news. Steve Scalaise would have been another version of Kevin McCarthy and his priorities would have reflected it. The last thing we need now is more of the old guard leadership running things in opposition to the base. Enough already!

RedState.com is no doubt devastated at the reality of the GOPe not running a "business as usual" show of selling out conservstives in order to placate the big donor pimps. Speaking of those hacks, Bob Hoge is subbing as NeverTrump hatchet man for ususal loud mouths, Miller and Cunningham. He's having both a conniption fit and orgasm because President Trump (talking like Trump does) said something - GASP - about Netanyahu not being prepared for an attack but then Ron Desantis somehow defended Netanyahu's honor. Whatever! What a buch of Desantis pollyannas RedState.com has become. Pathetic.

Posted by: Tracy at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (7P68W)

307 That's too bad. I grew up watching her. She was really dumb to have never discovered that Clark Kent was Superman.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (Xr4QU)

Didn't she discover it and then Superman hypnotized her into forgetting, or something?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (DZwT/)

308 Sam Mitchell>>Mitch Mitchell >>>>>>>> Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (CIS44)

309 >>>Abrams, the host of NewsNation’s “Dan Abrams Live,” singled out MSNBC’s Ayman Mohyeldin, Mehdi Hasan, and Ali Velshi for saying the Hamas assault — which has claimed the lives of at least 900 Israelis — was the result of “failed policies” by Israel and the US.
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Yep, tolerance can be a bitch.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (NsTYX)

310 >>Mia Khalifa is looking for a new gig.

Hamas is looking for new tunnels to hide in.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (EbesW)

311 Seen on Insty: MSNBC has lost 1/3rd of their viewers since they put up a permanent "poor innocent Pallies killed" counter on screen.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:21 PM (OyOhQ)

312 I am surprised Andrea Mitchell is still walking the erf. Isn't time to retire here carbon footprint?

she's only 76! I think she's on the Diane Feinstein plan.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:21 PM (BSYfq)

313 So, random conspiracy theory.

That Fetterman interview by the unwatchable Colbert.......

The segment was filmed separately with no audience and only a couple on set cameramen. Any crowd noise was added after the fact.

Fetterman appears to have serious issues speaking in public forums.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

314 305 And Jews will vote with them. Joos be stupid.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Xr4QU

Depends on the Jews. Obviously the Jews posting here won't be voting for Dems.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (RSbhh)

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Jews here are in the small minority who don't. A supermajority of Jews vote Democrat, consistently.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (bWsRe)

315
https://www.eatliver.com/buscemi-mania-gallery/

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Wholley Kau! That was hilarious.

I laughed all the way through.

Audrey Hepburn looked weirdly like trannie Peter Lorre.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (QzZeQ)

316 Sam Mitchell>>Mitch Mitchell >>>>>>>> Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (CIS44)

Billy Mitchell >>>>>> (fill in blank)

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (rj6Yv)

317 Seen on Insty: MSNBC has lost 1/3rd of their viewers since they put up a permanent "poor innocent Pallies killed" counter on screen.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 12, 2023 03:21 PM (OyOhQ)

It isn't so much that they had a counter.

It's that they didn't cheer whenever it went up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (9UlRk)

318 Joni Mitchell>>>>Sam Mitchell>>Mitch Mitchell >>>>>>>> Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (Xr4QU)

319 273 265 Dems are gonna need BLM muscle in 2024, so BLM don't care.
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And Jews will vote with them. Joos be stupid.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Xr4QU)

Liberals are Liberals First.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh (1951-2021) at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (8sMut)

320 I think Ron DeSantis would be a better Speaker of the House than Donald Trump would.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (X/c91)

321 >>Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to “use her body to secure stories.”

Doesn't surprise me. 21-year-old me would have asked, "Do you mean body checking or slamming into the boards?"

BTW CNN had a story about how NHL isn't welcoming gay players because they didn't do anything fancy for Coming Out Day or something. I like my gay hockey players to be like my straight hockey players: playing hockey well and talking about hockey.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (fxCK2)

322 231 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer

This:

https://youtu.be/nIMZ_cqJiVM
Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (VARTN)

I am thinking... Dvorak's Symphony for the New World.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

323 Original Lois Lane
Phyllis Coates(1927-2023)

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

324 Joe Don Baker's Mitchell > All other Mitchells

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (9ITg2)

325 Mitchell started out as a local TV journo in Philly. She wasn't terrible looking back then.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (BSYfq)

326 BREAKING: Police fire tear gas at pro-Palestine protesters in Paris after France orders ban on all pro-Palestinian protests
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

I had something to say about this but it slipped my mind d.

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I don't like the idea of governments policing speech no matter how abhorrent it is. Maybe during wartime, to some extent, but France is not at war.

What should happen, though . . . when groups like Burn Loot Murder and Hamas wannabes go around town breaking things, blocking traffic, etc., regular working people should immediately rise up and beat their asses to a pulp. That's a well-functioning constitutional republic.

Posted by: El Guapo at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (uH1aC)

327 >>It isn't so much that they had a counter.

>>It's that they didn't cheer whenever it went up.

That Pizzas for the IDF Charity should steal the counter.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (EbesW)

328 320 I think Ron DeSantis would be a better Speaker of the House than Donald Trump would.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (X/c91)

Et tu, Bitter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

329 320 I think Ron DeSantis would be a better Speaker of the House than Donald Trump would.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (X/c91)

Define "better".

Posted by: Warai-otoko, making popcorn at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (9UlRk)

330 she's only 76! I think she's on the Diane Feinstein plan.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:21 PM (BSYfq)

Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Waaashington!!!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh (1951-2021) at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (8sMut)

331 Wasn't it rumored that Leslie Stahl did that thing with her mouth to Mike Wallace? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (T7fic)

332 BTW CNN had a story about how NHL isn't welcoming gay players because they didn't do anything fancy for Coming Out Day or something. I like my gay hockey players to be like my straight hockey players: playing hockey well and talking about hockey.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

I assume it was in response to them banning the rainbow warmup jerseys and the rainbow tape.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (CIS44)

333 Mitch Miller > Sam Mitchell>>Mitch Mitchell >>>>>>>> Andrea Mitchell

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (ScR16)

334 I am thinking... Dvorak's Symphony for the New World.

Yes! Fourth Movement, Allegro con fuoco.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (9ITg2)

335 >>>Isn't it precious?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
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Hathaway's lips look like those wax lips from the dime store.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (NsTYX)

336 Been rewatching Green Hornet episodes, even the Green Hornet, or Newspaper Publisher Britt Reid isn't recognized by his own top reporter.

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (fwDg9)

337 she's only 76! I think she's on the Diane Feinstein plan.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:21 PM (BSYfq)

She's been 76 since what, 1976?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (8sMut)

338 However, what mood music would be appropriate?
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Hava Nagilla!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

339 294 Ohh,Clark, you really are the man of steel.

Lois

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (0EOe9)

340 >Mia Khalifa is looking for a new gig.

Hamas is looking for new tunnels to hide in.
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 03:20 PM (EbesW)

Lol! IAF is looking fir a target.

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (+bPgI)

341 Mitchell started out as a local TV journo in Philly. She wasn't terrible looking back then.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (BSYfq)

https://is.gd/Rh5PYS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

342 >>Wasn't it rumored that Leslie Stahl did that thing with her mouth to Mike Wallace?

Couldn't tell you.

I was drinking champagne out of her ass, at the time.

Posted by: Steve Croft at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (EbesW)

343 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

That Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel song is pretty catchy.

Posted by: I have a little dreidel . . . . at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (ppBhU)

344 If i was a pro France French politician, i wouldn't want to tear gas those little flash mob Nazi parties.

I'd want to televise them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)

345 Mitchell started out as a local TV journo in Philly. She wasn't terrible looking back then.
Posted by: kallisto

Yeah, but back then TV was black and white.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (KAi1n)

346 292 She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
Posted by: Kim Carnes at October 12, 2023 03:17 PM (ufFY

There is a parody: She's Got Marty Feldman's Eyes.

https://tinyurl.com/4bwsvk33

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

347 *for

Fkg 📱

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (+bPgI)

348 Jessica Savitch was the hottest of the 70s anchorwomen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (9ITg2)

349 Mitchell started out as a local TV journo in Philly. She wasn't terrible looking back then.
Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (BSYfq)

https://is.gd/Rh5PYS
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

SURVEY SAYS: eeeek

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (CIS44)

350 336 Been rewatching Green Hornet episodes, even the Green Hornet, or Newspaper Publisher Britt Reid isn't recognized by his own top reporter.
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (fwDg9)

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All Harold Lloyd had to do to blend in with a crowd was take off his glasses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

351 >>Mia Khalifa is looking for a new gig.

Hamas is looking for new tunnels to hide in.

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Hamas tried those tunnels, but all the canaries died.

Posted by: El Guapo at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (uH1aC)

352
I assume it was in response to them banning the rainbow warmup jerseys and the rainbow tape.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:24 PM (CIS44)

Means I might be able to quietly watch them again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

353 Don't put Steve Buscemi eyes on Andrea Mitchell though. That would be nightmare fuel.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (BSYfq)

354 331 Wasn't it rumored that Leslie Stahl did that thing with her mouth to Mike Wallace? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Marcus T
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Some people will do anything to get ahead.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (NsTYX)

355 That Fetterman interview by the unwatchable Colbert.......

The segment was filmed separately with no audience and only a couple on set cameramen. Any crowd noise was added after the fact.

Things like, "Brilliant point, John!", "Well said!", "Damn, nice rhetorical fluorish!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (CaJIi)

356
SURVEY SAYS: eeeek
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (CIS44)

She did have a has been porn star look about her.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Given that Stanley Eisen and Gene Klein are Jewish, blast Gaza with "I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day!"

Posted by: SFGoth at October 12, 2023 03:27 PM (KAi1n)

358 "231 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer

This:

https://youtu.be/nIMZ_cqJiVM
Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (VARTN)

I am thinking... Dvorak's Symphony for the New World.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)"

There was once a unit on a MOUT operation who used the theme from Barney the Dinosaur. It was alleged the dirt bags were horrified because they had no idea what it was.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 03:27 PM (T7fic)

359 I want Alan West (for a number of legitimate reasons)...but here's the rub. The squishy republicans are so willing to go along with identity politics to assure their media access and keep up those all important optics, that they would be hard pressed not to support him.

Posted by: Orson at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (dIske)

360 We really need to bring back Napalm and the Flame Thrower. People respond to stimulus.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (Xr4QU)

361 Means I might be able to quietly watch them again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah they are def attempting to be the non-woke league now. They got some more walking back to do for me, Tho the Hawks having Connor Bedard makes me intrigued again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (CIS44)

362 Don't put Steve Buscemi eyes on Andrea Mitchell though. That would be nightmare fuel.
Posted by: kallisto

She's got, Steve Buscemi eyesssssss.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (KAi1n)

363 SURVEY SAYS: eeeek

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (CIS44)

what? She just looks like the average doctor's office receptionist, circa 1979

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (BSYfq)

364 Who is dumber? She Zhingping or Mahmood Abbass? They have some kind of agreement? What is their safe word?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (as3uC)

365 Tho the Hawks having Connor Bedard makes me intrigued again.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 12, 2023 03:28 PM (CIS44)

Young man had a nice opening to a career.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Jimmy Olsen acted like a fag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:29 PM (l10hq)

367 Lesley Stahl, Barbara Walters, that type couldn't hold a flame to Oriana Fallaci.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2023 03:29 PM (rj6Yv)

368 Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 03:22 PM (bWsRe)

Well, clearly the media who happen to be Jewish probably won't, but other people are capable of change, and maybe the attack on Israel will do that. SanFranpyscho said his change began after the attack on 9/11.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2023 03:29 PM (RSbhh)

369 > 348 Jessica Savitch was the hottest of the 70s anchorwomen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (9ITg2)

Agreed, though Sally Quinn was pretty hot back then, too. At least before she quit her job by "calling in rich" and becoming a Washington hostess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

370 I am tired of hearing the sympathies for women and children “Palestinians “ in Gaza who might suffer casualties from Israeli incursion into Gaza. These women would slit your throat the same as the men do. They have been marinated in the same ideology for generations now and there is no difference in their attitudes towards Israeli s and Christian s than the men. Any that did disagree has had it beat out of them or have been honor killed. You do not just kill the male roaches you kill the entire colony. Any that stayed behind after Israel’s generous warning, too bad.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (f5QcL)

371 You must help us, Obi Wan McCarthy... you're our only hope.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (dGCAG)

372 322 231 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer

This:

https://youtu.be/nIMZ_cqJiVM
Posted by: Bert G at October 12, 2023 03:09 PM (VARTN)

I am thinking... Dvorak's Symphony for the New World.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

Meshuggah: "SANE"
Or...the hidden track off Chaosphere buried at the end of "Elastic" on a loop

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (8sMut)

373 366 Jimmy Olsen acted like a fag.
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So did Dano on Hawaii 5-0

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (Xr4QU)

374 Bulgaroctonus got that right

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

375 1812 Overture.

With real artillery.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

376 "231 From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer

I am going with Battery from Metallica or Seek and Destroy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (NtVYv)

377 And if this goes on, with the GOP unable to agree on a Speaker, that will probably be what happens.

If Scalise can't get the votes, how does McCarthy?

Posted by: old chick at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (sOete)

378 > I don't like the idea of governments policing speech no matter how abhorrent it is. Maybe during wartime, to some extent, but France is not at war.

If they're immigrants, legal alien residents, etc, deport them for supporting terrorists. That's part of the deal when you go to a new country.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2023 03:31 PM (300wI)

379 NOOD: IC be lying again.

Posted by: Same shit, different day. at October 12, 2023 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

380 Obvious: pull an untainted Rep first termer off the bench and elect him/her.

A new Rep hasn't had time to be bribed.

Get it done.

Posted by: torabora at October 12, 2023 03:31 PM (k0lkW)

381 Bulgaroctonus got that right
Posted by: Skip

Thanks, but what did I get right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:31 PM (9ITg2)

382 348 Jessica Savitch was the hottest of the 70s anchorwomen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (9ITg2)

Sad what became of her, though.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:32 PM (8sMut)

383 >>373 366 Jimmy Olsen acted like a fag.
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So did Dano on Hawaii 5-0
Posted by: Puddinhead

He didn't have stylish boots - Robin

Posted by: Maj. Healey - You're On Your Own, Nobody Is Coming To Save You at October 12, 2023 03:32 PM (l10hq)

384 1812 Overture.

With real artillery.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

While displaying the final scenes in Caddyshack on the clouds above.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 12, 2023 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

385 355 That Fetterman interview by the unwatchable Colbert.......

The segment was filmed separately with no audience and only a couple on set cameramen. Any crowd noise was added after the fact.

Things like, "Brilliant point, John!", "Well said!", "Damn, nice rhetorical fluorish!"
Posted by: t-bird at October

So.....propaganda for the party. Standard kolbert

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 12, 2023 03:32 PM (T84aL)

386 Democrats: We may be civilization-destroying psychopaths, but look at those guys!

Republicans: [Pull heads out of asses.] Someone say something? [Sniff fingers; squint at sun; put heads back up asses.]

Fetterman: Arga barga boo! [Points at GOP.] Arga barga, what morons them are bunch are! Winnebago!

Posted by: What were things like back in 2023, Daddy? at October 12, 2023 03:33 PM (7ycwL)

387 I am going with Battery from Metallica or Seek and Destroy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (NtVYv)

THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:33 PM (8sMut)

388 369 > 348 Jessica Savitch was the hottest of the 70s anchorwomen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (9ITg2)

______________

She had some serious baggage. I think she was the one that drowned in a puddle outside of Odette's in New Hope....she liked the sauce.

Posted by: Orson at October 12, 2023 03:33 PM (dIske)

389
A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS' "60 Minutes" has long been a cesspool of sex harassment -- including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."

Remember how the MFM whined like Junior High School mean girls when Eastwood's film "Richard Jewell" had Olivia Wilde's reporter character spreading her legs to get stories?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2023 03:33 PM (n+4am)

390 Andy Mitchell looks like a possum and is married to Mr Magoo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

391 I'm skin and bones, older than dirt, and drunker than snot.

I'm rested and ready.
*hic

Posted by: Pelosi at October 12, 2023 03:34 PM (k0lkW)

392 It isn't so much that they had a counter.

It's that they didn't cheer whenever it went up.

Someone let us know when it hits six digits.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 12, 2023 03:35 PM (nfrXX)

393 387 I am going with Battery from Metallica or Seek and Destroy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (NtVYv)

THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 03:33 PM (8sMut)

For sheer thrash, I'm going with Motorbreath.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2023 03:35 PM (9UlRk)

394 Wasn't it rumored that Leslie Stahl did that thing with her mouth to Mike Wallace? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Marcus T
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Some people will do anything to get ahead.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 03:26 PM (NsTYX)

The movie, To Die For, is almost a documentary.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

395 new thread up, conflict and IC related

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 03:36 PM (BSYfq)

396
From the previous thread - 385 I do not think the IDF will play Ride of the Valkyries when they attack Gaza. However, what mood music would be appropriate?

Posted by: Archer

Bodies - Drowning Pool

Mouth for War - Pantera

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2023 03:37 PM (n+4am)

397 Odette's in New Hope....she liked the sauce.
Posted by: Orson at October 12, 2023 03:33 PM (dIske)

Probably got depressed cruising Bridge St. for a hookup to no avail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 12, 2023 03:38 PM (9UlRk)

398 If Scalise can't get the votes, how does McCarthy?

Posted by: old chick at October 12, 2023 03:30 PM (sOete)

Here's the thing. The actual conservative republican congressman (of which there are probably only a dozen or so) have always had to eat a sh*t sandwich and vote for the GOPe candidate for speaker (and other positions). They are always promised stuff (like border security or regular order on spending), but none of the promises are ever delivered.

So, why should they go along with the GOPe? At some point someone has to hold firm or we'll never get anything.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at October 12, 2023 03:39 PM (ky+MF)

399 Everyone's fretting about the absence of a Speaker. I'm more concerned with the absence of a President.

Posted by: Ayatollah of Rockandrollah at October 12, 2023 04:23 PM (ZlKnD)

400 I say fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to the Arc ... the 20should hold their ground until someone they CAN vote for is nominated and then be sure to extract promises from him to keep the new Speaker honest ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at October 12, 2023 04:35 PM (DBAaD)

401 We have a massively important election in Virginia coming up those in the know realize it could affect who is the president in 2024. Back when I had the slightest involvement, and I mean slight in American politics, the Republicans had Gingrich, dick armey, and Tom DeLay. This was a High Point in the conservative movement, and all the Republicans were united even then we didn’t get close to where we wanted to be.

The six or seven renegades I still have no idea what they want what they’re asking for. They need to get better at it real quick because there quickly becomes a point when people might start thinking they should leave for another party.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 05:05 PM (BHzsY)

402 I’m posting from a phone that basically doesn’t allow me to make any changes so I apologize for any screwed up looking sentences if I tried to fix them it would be 10 minutes and they will probably ruined entire post anyways

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 05:06 PM (BHzsY)

403 Hmm. Latest thread, but last comment was three hours ago...

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2023 08:12 PM (CaJIi)

404 The electronic order entry system checks available inventory, processes payments and routes orders to the distribution center for success.

Instantly the order entry system goes down.

Posted by: Rachelle at October 13, 2023 04:32 PM (gTVhp)

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