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Whoa: Anthony Fauci Was "Smuggled" Into CIA Headquarters, With No Record Of His Coming or Going, In Order to Help Shape the CIA's Stories on Covid-19's Origins

Via Zero Hedge.

Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic
@COVIDSelect

BREAKIN

New allegation: @CIA secretly escorted Dr. Anthony Fauci into Agency Headquarters to "influence" its COVID-19 origins investigation.

ZeroHedge links the story that I too immediately thought of: that the CIA attempted to bribe -- or just bribed, successfully -- the members of its covid origins team to change their opinion that this was a lab leak, and claim instead it arose from natural evolution.

And do you remember...? Only one member of that team -- "the most senior member" -- thought that covid evolved naturally.


The Central Intelligence Agency offered to pay off analysts in order to bury their findings that COVID-19 most likely leaked from a lab in Wuhan, China, new whistleblower testimony to Congress alleges.

A senior-level CIA officer told House committee leaders that his agency tried to pay off six analysts who found SARS-CoV-2 likely originated in a Wuhan lab if they changed their position and said the virus jumped from animals to humans, according to a letter sent Tuesday to CIA Director William Burns.

Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic Chairman Brad Wenstrup (R-Ohio) and Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Chairman Mike Turner (R-Ohio) requested all documents, communications and pay info from the CIA's COVID Discovery Team by Sept. 26.

"According to the whistleblower, at the end of its review, six of the seven members of the Team believed the intelligence and science were sufficient to make a low confidence assessment that COVID-19 originated from a laboratory in Wuhan, China," the House panel chairmen wrote.

"The seventh member of the Team, who also happened to be the most senior, was the lone officer to believe COVID-19 originated through zoonosis."


Could this most senior member be none other than Anthony Fauci, smuggled into CIA headquarters to try to talk the others out of their conclusion that this was a manufactured bioweapon?

The answer yes. Yes, that is exactly what happened. I believe we will find this out shortly.

Anthony Fauci will again go on leftwing propaganda channels and state that any criticism of his actions -- or well-founded calls for a criminal prosecution -- are encouraging "violence" against him and therefore must be stopped and censored by his frenz in the social media monopolies.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




Comments

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1 They only hid this to prevent the spread of misinformation.

Reporting on it is malinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

2 Hooray for Ron. I wish Florida were located someplace with a better climate and no hurricanes; I'd like him to be my governor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

3
Sorry, it's under investigation and we can't discuss it.
- FBI, CIA, etc.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 27, 2023 02:32 PM (+MSSo)

4 2 Hooray for Ron. I wish Florida were located someplace with a better climate and no hurricanes; I'd like him to be my governor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

=========

You life in farkin' Louisiana...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

5 Please tell me it was in a laundry bag and they were rough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

6 Zoo noses? You mean like on elephants and tapirs and warthogs?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

7 Maybe a couple rabid ferrets involved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Hahahaha...of course he was.

All the CIA is good for is rape, smuggling, extortion, assassinations, intimidation, penetration, castration, racketeering, embezzlement, murder and rape.

And that's just against US citizens.

Abolish The CIA.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (0lY6Y)

10 Needs More Psyops Kitteh.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (1mPxl)

11 Man, there's a whole host of people that need to be put to death by hanging for the crimes against humanity they've committed with this bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

12 You life in farkin' Louisiana...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

I guess we lost one to California, guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

13 >>The answer yes. Yes, that is exactly what happened. I believe we will find this out shortly.

The answer is yes and it wasn't just the CIA. State Department and White House as well.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4depc9

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

14 Elf on a Shelf

*constructed by Ace, please!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (w9Wax)

15 Hooray for Ron. I wish Florida were located someplace with a better climate and no hurricanes; I'd like him to be my governor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023
=========

You life in farkin' Louisiana...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023


***
That's why I want to flee. If Florida were located somewhere much farther inland and with mountains, I'd want to move there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

16 ace, i order you to get on your knees and say ten hail faucis for yous disbelief.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2023 02:35 PM (B1FKF)

17 I noodlum'd the wrong thread, then noodlum'd the correct one.

Speaking of....Is Muldoon on vacation?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

18 You life in farkin' Louisiana...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023
*
I guess we lost one to California, guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2023


***
Nevair, mon-sewer

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:35 PM (J2vNu)

19 Can you imagine some actual physical violence being visited upon the corrupt, rich bureaucrat who was the proximate cause for a whole shit load of people dying, a whole bunch damaged by a rushed gene therapy shot, and the suppression of every American's rights for a few years?

What a terrible thing to imagine.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (TIcXN)

20 There is no Deep State.

These are just patriotic citizens that work for the government and have your best interests at heart.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (SJsIv)

21 Hahahaha...of course he was.

All the CIA is good for is rape, smuggling, extortion, assassinations, intimidation, penetration, castration, racketeering, embezzlement, murder and rape.

And that's just against US citizens.

Abolish The CIA.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 02:33 PM


You said "rape" twice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (FVJNG)

22 Fauci did this for all of us. A truly selfless man.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 27, 2023 02:37 PM (17s+e)

23 Just another day in the DC Sewer. Fraudci has always been an evil little troll. Since justice will never come to him and many others with the scamdemic. I hope that, well some things are better left unsaid.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 27, 2023 02:37 PM (bxwtE)

24 Is Fauci still SCIENCE?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 27, 2023 02:37 PM (VdGjU)

25 Zoonosis is a cool word.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)

26 That's why I want to flee. If Florida were located somewhere much farther inland and with mountains, I'd want to move there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM


Florida needs to be in NH.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (FVJNG)

27 That's why I want to flee. If Florida were located somewhere much farther inland and with mountains, I'd want to move there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

https://tinyurl.com/74ac9fzc

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

28 Speaking of....Is Muldoon on vacation?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

I was wondering this morning if he was okay. Was reading the Tech Thread and realized I hadn't seen him comment for a couple of days.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (nC+QA)

29 Zoonosis is a cool word.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)



I prefer snizznosis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

30 ITS A NASTY RIVER OTTER NOT A SWEET SEA OTTER

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS CRAP
FURING SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK

CBD, sidebar.

Bad bad man.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (j2zRt)

31 for someone to “grab that little elf and chuck him across the Potomac.”

----

Me, me! Let it be ME!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (JXoaT)

32 Is Fauci still SCIENCE?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 27, 2023 02:37 PM


He is THE Science, you!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (FVJNG)

33 Could this most senior member be none other than Anthony Fauci, smuggled into CIA headquarters to try to talk the others out of their conclusion that this was a manufactured bioweapon?
++++
I hope one of you morons can help me with this.

Why? Why "smuggle" Fauci into the CIA to be on this (or talk to this) committee? He was already in communication with them, paying people off, etc. Why do this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

34 Can you imagine some actual physical violence being visited upon the corrupt, rich bureaucrat who was the proximate cause for a whole shit load of people dying, a whole bunch damaged by a rushed gene therapy shot, and the suppression of every American's rights for a few years?

What a terrible thing to imagine.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 27, 2023


***
Being tied down with honey on his body atop a fire ant hill isn't "physical violence." It's words that are really hurtful. We can handle the whole process in complete silence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

35 Anthony Fauci will again go on leftwing propaganda channels and state that any criticism of his actions -- or well-founded calls for a criminal prosecution -- are encouraging "violence" against him and therefore must be stopped and censored by his frenz in the social media monopolies.
++++
Not just him. They are encouraging violence against SCIENCE itself!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

36 There is no Deep State.

These are just patriotic citizens that work for the government and have your best interests at heart.
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (SJsIv)

That's what my cuck of a father-in-law says to me. In order to preserve family peace, I just nod and say nothing. He truly is clueless.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (bxwtE)

37 We should just acknowledge that our citizenship status has been officially revoked and that we are now subjects.
No need to vote, have all those pesky expensive elections and so on.
Just keep paying those taxes, serf.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (MeG8a)

38 29 Zoonosis is a cool word.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 02:38 PM (Wg6v7)
---------------
I prefer snizznosis.
------------
That's how you catch cooties and crabs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (Wg6v7)

39 All the CIA is good for is rape, smuggling, extortion, assassinations, intimidation, penetration, castration, racketeering, embezzlement, murder and rape.
===
You left out illegal human medical experimentation involving dangerous drugs.

Posted by: Oops Oopsies at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (c58hN)

40 He blinded us with SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Cia at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (eggM4)

41 Give Fauci the Fauci Beagle treatment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (17s+e)

42
Florida needs to be in NH.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2023


***
Maybe a bit farther west. Say, about where Kansas is, or S. Dakota.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu)

43 Why? Why "smuggle" Fauci into the CIA to be on this (or talk to this) committee? He was already in communication with them, paying people off, etc. Why do this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

Agreed. Why could he not just walk in on the record?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (nC+QA)

44 When the Fauci emails came out, I saw lots of interview requests and connected people asking for basic information. At the time, I wondered what the hell this little shit did all day, because it certainly wasn't science.

Now it becomes clear what he was doing and why he was in the position he was in. The guy was very busy getting the entire government apparatus on message, and silencing anyone he couldn't buy. That's his real value to the government.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (R38qh)

45 If I'm ever in the same vicinity of this evil troll, I'm taking one for the team. I'm betting there's more than a few out there that will post my bail, or assist with the lawyer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

46 So I'm gonna say what we're all thinking. Why doesn't Fauci wear a curly villain mustache?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (DKnTl)

47 But, but, but, Fauci "IS science".

I prefer Issac Newton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (RSbhh)

48 "The seventh member of the Team, who also happened to be the most senior, was the lone officer to who said he believe COVID-19 originated through zoonosis."

He lied and said he believed it came from Zoonosis because he KNEW it came from Gain of Function Research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. He knew because he and the NIH funded that very GOF Research in China with American Tax Dollars.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (SJsIv)

49 >>Now, the new information from multiple sources, including a CIA whistleblower, a senior government investigator, and a senior official, suggests a broad effort by Fauci to go agency-by-agency, from the White House to the State Department to the CIA, in an effort to steer government officials away from looking into the possibility that COVID-19 escaped from a lab.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

50 He blinded us with SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Cia at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (eggM4)

At least it wasn't sand flies?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (nC+QA)

51 We knew what this really was all along. Not that it matters, at this point.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (V8he0)

52 > Is Fauci still SCIENCE?

He was on MSNBC just a few days ago claiming he saved MILLIONS of lives.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (R38qh)

53 33 Could this most senior member be none other than Anthony Fauci, smuggled into CIA headquarters to try to talk the others out of their conclusion that this was a manufactured bioweapon?
++++
I hope one of you morons can help me with this.

Why? Why "smuggle" Fauci into the CIA to be on this (or talk to this) committee? He was already in communication with them, paying people off, etc. Why do this?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)


Smuggled? Like in a prison wallet?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (eggM4)

54 I'm old enough to remember when it was tinfoil hat territory to suggest the CIA operated on US soil against US citizens to spread propaganda.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (mj0Qp)

55 Hooray for Ron. I wish Florida were located someplace with a better climate and no hurricanes; I'd like him to be my governor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

Easy enough to build a hurricane-proof house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (JZylx)

56 I dunno, this Fauci guy seems like a real straight shooter to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (CIS44)

57 Isn't who comes and goes from Langley already a secret?

Posted by: DaveA at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

58
“He's triggering people who are bad and really want to hurt people.”
BAD BAD WIPIPO RETHUGLIKKKAN SUPREMACISTS MAGA MANS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (Mg0K4)

59 So I'm gonna say what we're all thinking. Why doesn't Fauci wear a curly villain mustache?

He doesn't want to get cum in his mustasche.

Posted by: Some People Don't Like Messy Sex at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (ppBhU)

60 Fauci is directly responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands, both on the virus side and the vax side.

That he hasn't been hit with so much as an egg is an indictment of...well, it's an indictment of something.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

61 There's a doc who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret Doctor Man
Secret Doctor Man
They've given you a number and taken away your name.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)

62 ITS A NASTY RIVER OTTER NOT A SWEET SEA OTTER

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS CRAP
FURING SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK

CBD, sidebar.

Bad bad man.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023


***
Nurse, serious question. Why are river otters to be shunned and sea otters to be loved and honored? Is there something inherently bad about river otters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu)

63 Tbh he was easy to smuggle in. The size of a garden gnome.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (FQmDC)

64 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

I am glad I live in the middle west far far from any of these evil people. Otherwise I might do something bad.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (SJsIv)

65 I don't delude myself into thinking Fauci will be brought to justice in this life. But I have to believe Hell is fashioning a new circle just for this weasel.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (N39Ws)

66 It was a Chinese bioweapon which got loose (true).

Fauci, but we paid for it!

Ummm... bat soup? pangolin?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (ga8qR)

67 Why? Why "smuggle" Fauci into the CIA to be on this (or talk to this) committee? He was already in communication with them, paying people off, etc. Why do this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix


They just wanted to see if he would actually get into the suitcase. Many laughs were had.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (IG4Id)

68 That's why I want to flee. If Florida were located somewhere much farther inland and with mountains, I'd want to move there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

https://tinyurl.com/74ac9fzc
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Well, I can't compete with that, but I was going to suggest upstate SC or western NC.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (aBJcM)

69 I bet he snuck in in one of those Groucho nose and glasses sets like Bobby Valentine.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (CIS44)

70 Is Fauci still SCIENCE?

-
More FUNNY BUSINESS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (FVME7)

71 There is no Deep State.

These are just patriotic citizens that work for the government and have your best interests at heart.
-

That's what my cuck of a father-in-law says to me. In order to preserve family peace, I just nod and say nothing. He truly is clueless.

--

This is 100% true, too.

There is no deep state. There are only government employees and their family, and everyone else. Party or not of the party. And some government employees have more power and prestige and perks than others, but everyone has a massive level of protection with their job and income from the get-go. Teachers are the easiest / most accessible glimpse into the phenomenon.

I bet there's a historical parallel if someone wanted to look.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (+MSSo)

72 Never Trust an Otter.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (1mPxl)

73 > Why? Why "smuggle" Fauci into the CIA to be on this (or talk to this) committee? He was already in communication with them, paying people off, etc. Why do this?

I imagine this is SOP for spooks. They don't trust digital communication and they don't people to know their hand in managing top government officials. So if they want a big meeting with a lot of influential people, they do it in person and avoid all of the usual record keeping systems.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (R38qh)

74
“He's triggering people who are bad and really want to hurt people.”
BAD BAD WIPIPO RETHUGLIKKKAN SUPREMACISTS MAGA MANS!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (Mg0K4)



Ain't it funny how the lib media can threaten Trump and MAGA Americans, yet one person tells the truth about Fauci needing to be launched into space without a suit and they start screaming about "calls for violence" and all that bullshit.

I can't wait till the right has their stomach full of all this crap and starts doing something about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

75 That he hasn't been hit with so much as an egg is an indictment of...well, it's an indictment of something.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

I hate that he makes me understand how leftists feel about Trump, even though there's much better reason to feel that way than about Trump.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (nC+QA)

76 You said "rape" twice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (FVJNG)

The CIA Likes Rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (0lY6Y)

77 ...in an effort to steer government officials away from looking into the possibility that COVID-19 escaped from a lab.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

"escaped from" or "was released from"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (JZylx)

78 Fauci needs to be hung from a streetlamp.

We have VIDEO of him saying "it's worth the risk" of creating a pandemic to continue with gain of function in 2012.

He needs to pay for taking the risk.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (JMAcK)

79 If only we'd had a president with the political capital to stand up to this malevolent POS. But I guess the president at that time squandered all his on stupid mistakes of his own making.

*scurries away*

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (DWqKI)

80 Kind of amusing that he says that because it is a standard tactic of the left to point out a target and let the loons get to it....

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (FQmDC)

81 Seriously, we just barely squeezed the guy into the suitcase.

Posted by: The Spooks at the CIA at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (guGkK)

82 65 I don't delude myself into thinking Fauci will be brought to justice in this life. But I have to believe Hell is fashioning a new circle just for this weasel.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (N39Ws)

It saddens me to say this but part of my desire for an afterlife isn't so much for good people to reap their eternal rewards but for bad people to reap theirs.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

83 Now, the new information from multiple sources, including a CIA whistleblower, a senior government investigator, and a senior official, suggests a broad effort by Fauci to go agency-by-agency, from the White House to the State Department to the CIA, in an effort to steer government officials away from looking into the possibility that COVID-19 escaped from a lab.

--

""""""escaped""""""

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (+MSSo)

84 I imagine this is SOP for spooks. They don't trust digital communication and they don't people to know their hand in managing top government officials. So if they want a big meeting with a lot of influential people, they do it in person and avoid all of the usual record keeping systems.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 02:45 PM (R38qh)
++++
Sure, I can dig that. But that isn't really "smuggling," that's just a "meeting" - albeit a meeting CIA-style.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

85 It really is difficult to be perfect. And humble.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 27, 2023 02:47 PM (fY84s)

86 Bring back the guillotine - chop, chop!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:47 PM (adINt)

87 I was wondering this morning if he was okay. Was reading the Tech Thread and realized I hadn't seen him comment for a couple of days.

Of course I don't know anything in particular but he has taken the occasional hiatus in the past. Hopefully that's all this absence is.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2023 02:47 PM (nfrXX)

88 "Consequences" just don't seem to be a thing anymore unless you're on the Right.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2023 02:47 PM (guGkK)

89 Well, I can't compete with that, but I was going to suggest upstate SC or western NC.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2023


***
Still humid, still occasionally hurricane-prone, prob. too expensive for me. Otherwise those would be perfect!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:47 PM (J2vNu)

90 41 Give Fauci the Fauci Beagle treatment.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (17s+e)

^^^^THIS^^^
But leave his vocal cords intact, I want to hear his pain and toast that with the finest distillers art.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (JNTt1)

91 The Central Intelligence Agency offered to pay off analysts in order to bury their findings that COVID-19 most likely leaked from a lab in Wuhan, China, new whistleblower testimony to Congress alleges.
________________

Question: why was the CIA carrying China's ... er ... nightsoil?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

92 Did you know I have an entire collection of Tony Fauci bobbleheads?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (guGkK)

93
Got 51 experts right here to say nanaboboo to this.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (OtTHS)

94
I saw a customer inside a tire store today wearing a mask.

Fauci's mark has been left.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (+oR7L)

95 Hooray for Ron. I wish Florida were located someplace with a better climate and no hurricanes; I'd like him to be my governor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

See if we can get DeSantis to have the Appalcians extended down to Miami. Mountain chains tend to damper hurricanes and it would create cooling morning ocean breezes and evening moutain breezes. It would Florida a tropical paradise, like Haiti and Cuba.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ga8qR)

96 36 There is no Deep State.

These are just patriotic citizens that work for the government and have your best interests at heart.
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (SJsIv)

That's what my cuck of a father-in-law says to me. In order to preserve family peace, I just nod and say nothing. He truly is clueless.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 27, 2023 02:40 PM (bxwtE)

========

Make sure he is up to date on his COVID Vaccination Booster Shots.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (SJsIv)

97 Seriously, we just barely squeezed the guy into the suitcase.
Posted by: The Spooks at the CIA at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (guGkK)
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Why couldn't they just hold a Zoom meeting on their shoe phones?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (adINt)

98 I imagine this is SOP for spooks. They don't trust digital communication and they don't people to know their hand in managing top government officials. So if they want a big meeting with a lot of influential people, they do it in person and avoid all of the usual record keeping systems.

Posted by: bonhomme

--

It's fascinating how similar that is to the Bidens and their burner phones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 02:49 PM (+MSSo)

99 Do we know all the pseudonyms Fauci emailed under? There's got to be a couple at least.

Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2023 02:49 PM (2j34C)

100 Did you know I have an entire collection of Tony Fauci bobbleheads?
Posted by: Tony Fauci at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (guGkK)

Lol, he probably does. His "I love me" wall is a sight to behold, even by elder civil servant standards.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (nC+QA)

101 And the sub-text here is that Trump wasn't told or asked for permission.

Trump should never had left any c-suite personnel stay on in his administration.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (IG4Id)

102 Do we know all the pseudonyms Fauci emailed under? There's got to be a couple at least.
Posted by: 496

Buddy@keebler.org

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (CIS44)

103 The answer is yes and it wasn't just the CIA. State Department and White House as well.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4depc9
Posted by: JackStraw

What about the other 27 intel agencies?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (ga8qR)

104 I still say Fauci sounds like Mel Brooks, in the days when he did stand-up comedy with Carl Reiner (the "2000-Year-Old Man" sketches). Or when he pops up in one of the musical numbers in the original The Producers:

"Don't be silly, be a schmarty --
Come and join the Nazi party!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

105 I have it on good authority that William Burns used his prison suitcase to sneak Tony into the CIA offices.

He didn't feel a thing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (0lY6Y)

106 It really is difficult to be perfect. And humble.
Posted by: Tony Fauci


You owe me royalties now, MFer.

Posted by: Zombie Mac Davis at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (nfrXX)

107 Hydra.

Posted by: It's just a comic book story at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (c58hN)

108 Apparently dem voters don't care about mass graves. Especially filled with white bodies.
They are on a mission.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 27, 2023 02:50 PM (BanGW)

109 There is no Deep State.

These are just patriotic citizens that work for the government and have your their best interests at heart.
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (SJsIv)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

110 Also, I really appreciate whoever it was in the Horde that I learned the term "I live me wall" from. It's always a hoot to notice those now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:51 PM (nC+QA)

111 Is Fauci still SCIENCE?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 27, 2023 02:37 PM (VdGjU)


I think it's a rotating title, like Rome sometimes did with their army commanders. It switches between him, Bill Nye and Neil deGrassiJuniorHigh on a weekly basis.

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2023 02:51 PM (EGPRf)

112 I saw a customer inside a tire store today wearing a mask.

Fauci's mark has been left.


I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (l8gTz)

113 Hydra.
Posted by: It's just a comic book story a

It was Agnes all along.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (CIS44)

114 Why couldn't they just hold a Zoom meeting on their shoe phones?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (adINt)

No one can figure out where the unmute button is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (9UlRk)

115 Hydra.
Posted by: It's just a comic book story at September 27, 2023


***
Those . . . parvenus!

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

116 Hydra.
Posted by: It's just a comic book story a

It was Agnes all along.
Posted by: BruceWayne at

Agatha, dammmit
*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44)

117 Do we know all the pseudonyms Fauci emailed under? There's got to be a couple at least.
Posted by: 496

Dr. Oh-no-no

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (+O+FV)

118 "escaped from" or "was released from"?

The Million Dollar Question.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (V8he0)

119 There is no Deep State.

These are just patriotic citizens that work for the government and have your best interests at heart.
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:36 PM (SJsIv)

That's what my cuck of a father-in-law says to me. In order to preserve family peace, I just nod and say nothing. He truly is clueless.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD

Just reply, "That's what the Germans said. Most Germans."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (ga8qR)

120 Explain to me again why this little nugget of stool was honored by MLB and allowed to throw out the first pitch on opening day?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (fY84s)

121 Make sure he is up to date on his COVID Vaccination Booster Shots.
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (SJsIv)

He and the MIL are "up to date". I was PNGed from their house for about 1.5 years, for being a pureblood. Both are not in great health? Hmmmm? It is what it is. I just preserve the peace, and bite my tongue, a lot.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (MjMtL)

122 No one can figure out where the unmute button is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (9UlRk)
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That's in the cone of silence.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (adINt)

123 Trump Without the Baggage

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (swFB6)

124 That's in the cone of silence.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (adINt)

THE WHAT?!?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (9UlRk)

125 I thought miniMengele retired?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (VdGjU)

126 Everyone on earth has a "self defense" claim against this guy should something occur that results in a need for time in a courtroom.

He's done it twice, he'd do it again.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (UfRqq)

127 Make sure he is up to date on his COVID Vaccination Booster Shots.
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 02:48 PM (SJsIv)
-

Just sign up for Booster of the Month Club.

You're welcome!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (adINt)

128 Agatha, dammmit
*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44)

Hetrodyne?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (nC+QA)

129

It's the New Zoo Revue

https://youtu.be/WVSmRWHhjao

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (63Dwl)

130 >New allegation: @CIA secretly escorted the evil Dr. Fow Chee into Agency Headquarters to "influence" its COVID-19 origins investigation.

you guys get that he is literally Science, right?

Posted by: DB - full of woe at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO8)

131 One of the Philadelphia organized looting livestreamers, as reported by the NY Post and Breitbart, is Dayjia Blackwell who is also known as "Meatball." It should be noted she is multi-talented: actress, influencer, dancer, and disabled.

Her Instagram page has a few photos of her sevelteness. I am shocked that Joe Mannix hasn't featured her in one of the morning threads; come on, Joe.
https://tinyurl.com/3emcxscs

Of course she is so hot - how could she not, being multi-talented? - she has a Fan's Only Page where the membership is quite the bargain at $25.00 per month.
https://tinyurl.com/27ypcb6a

She is also quite the entreprener with an online store specializing in Ain't Nuffin branded urban gear.
https://tinyurl.com/mu6546je

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (kmEPs)

132 125 I thought miniMengele retired?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (VdGjU)

=======

According to Rand Paul, Fauci is still on the government payroll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

133 Some of us here warned everyone on day one of this massive government fraud/takeover but few wanted to listen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

134 Question: why was the CIA carrying China's ... er ... nightsoil?
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Cuz it was the Chinese that spread the Plandemic. It was all planned.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (byWhc)

135 That's in the cone of silence.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (adINt)

THE WHAT?!?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (9UlRk)
-

https://youtu.be/HWtPPWi6OMQ

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (adINt)

136 That's in the cone of silence.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (adINt)
*
THE WHAT?!?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023


***
Ah, the old "Feigning Deafness to Get Your Opponent to Shout and Lose His Voice" trick!

Posted by: M. Smart at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

137 Smuggled? Like in a prison wallet?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Oh, this is nice.

Get ready to catch the Elf when I launch it.

Posted by: Lizzo at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (ga8qR)

138 Ah, the old "Feigning Deafness to Get Your Opponent to Shout and Lose His Voice" trick!
Posted by: M. Smart at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)
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And loving it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:57 PM (adINt)

139 According to Rand Paul, Fauci is still on the government payroll.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston

Da fuq? That imp should be long gone by now.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (YKPwk)

140 Is there anyone left in the federal agencies that still work for America and Americans?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (OzHA0)

141 >I'm old enough to remember when it was tinfoil hat territory to suggest the CIA operated on US soil against US citizens to spread propaganda.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 02:42 PM (mj0Qp)

Project Mockingbird was in the past. The fine patriots at the CIA would certainly do no such thing in $CURRENT_YEAR.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (TIcXN)

142 "Grab the little elf and chuck him across the Potomac."


This is, apparently, violent rhetoric from the right. So is that admission he's an elf?

And here I just finished my mandatory training on harassment in the workplace. I think I will go hide in my closet and eat cookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (uSHSS)

143 "According to the whistleblower, at the end of its review, six of the seven members of the Team believed the intelligence and science were sufficient to make a low confidence assessment that COVID-19 originated from a laboratory in Wuhan, China"

Only "low confidence"? Even that smacks of corrupt twattery. It was blindingly obvious even to the blind that the virus came from the Bat Lady's host of horribles at the Wuhan lab. The idea that it evolved naturally was always idiocy. And these supposed "experts" only had "low" confidence that the virus came from the lab?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

144 Smuggled? In a shoebox. With little holes punched out for air.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (Q4IgG)

145 124 That's in the cone of silence.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:54 PM (adINt)

THE WHAT?!?
==========
See the 60s sitcom 'Get Smart'

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (JNTt1)

146 Can't trust ZeroHedge.

The commenters say things I don't like.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (yfXBS)

147 Maybe CIA brought Fauci in to tell him "You work for us now ... or should we prosecute you for your illegal gain of function work in China?"

But CIA was probably already behind the GOF research from the start, around the world.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2023 02:59 PM (Cus5s)

148 That's in the cone of silence.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023
*
THE WHAT?!?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023
-
*
https://youtu.be/HWtPPWi6OMQ
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023


***
Half of the fun of that was always the despairing look on the chief's face when Maxwell Smart would suggest the C of S.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

149 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (adINt)

I have read Israel is the most vaxxed nation in the world. Do you know if that's true? If so, I'm concerned about lingering effects, especially regarding fertility and the possibility of a population implosion.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:59 PM (nC+QA)

150 Now, the new information from multiple sources, including a CIA whistleblower, a senior government investigator, and a senior official, suggests a broad effort by Fauci to go agency-by-agency, from the White House to the State Department to the CIA, in an effort to steer government officials away from looking into the possibility that COVID-19 escaped from a lab.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
______________

Guilty conscience, trying desperately to wriggle off the hook.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

151 115 Those . . . parvenus!

venus de milo > parvenus

Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 03:00 PM (v3pYe)

152 34...Being tied down with honey on his body atop a fire ant hill isn't "physical violence." It's words that are really hurtful. We can handle the whole process in complete silence.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

...remember what he did to all those beagle pups?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023 03:00 PM (Rbu5d)

153 Nurse, serious question. Why are river otters to be shunned and sea otters to be loved and honored? Is there something inherently bad about river otters?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewher

River otters are aggressive, nasty weasels.

Sea Otters are a keystone species. When they were slaughtered to near extinction in the late 1800s, the sea urchin population exploded and the kelp forests were decimated along the coast from california to alaska. Fish populations suffered severe losses. Crab and scallop populations decreased significantly.

With re-introduction, some areas are slowly starting to recover their kelp forests.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2023 03:00 PM (W2Pud)

154 You don't say

>>President Joe Biden's brother told the FBI the first family – including Hunter Biden – tried unsuccessfully to help a Chinese company buy U.S. energy assets and did so believing the firm's leader was tied directly to Communist Chinese President Xi Jinping, according to explosive new documents made public Wednesday by the House Ways and Means Committee.

https://tinyurl.com/rrpretu7

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

155 "Dr." Anthony Fauci: An American Hero. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a stiffy thinking about Mengele.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:01 PM (kmEPs)

156 Smuggled? In a shoebox. With little holes punched out for air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (Q4IgG)
______________

That's where they went wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

157 Is there anyone left in the federal agencies that still work for America and Americans?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2023 02:58 PM (OzHA0)

Ummmmmmmm...No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 03:01 PM (0lY6Y)

158 I was hoping for a Flaming Skull.

Posted by: Flaming Skull Guy at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (KUUa6)

159 I prefer Issac Newton.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2023 02:41 PM (RSbhh)

Newton used his position in the Royal Society to settle personal and professional scores.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (mETmT)

160 68 Western NC is anchored by Asheville, the Portland of the SE. Nicer now, but on a Bumsville trajectory.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (nnp+f)

161 .Being tied down with honey on his body atop a fire ant hill isn't "physical violence." It's words that are really hurtful. We can handle the whole process in complete silence.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023
*
...remember what he did to all those beagle pups?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023


***
We can do that instead. (Or also.) Just don't speak while the procedure is in progress. We don't want to be accused of harassment or belittling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)

162 Smuggled? In a shoebox. With little holes punched out for air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
______________

That's where they went wrong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Next time they'll do a plastic bag half filled with water.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (YKPwk)

163 142 "Grab the little elf and chuck him across the Potomac."


This is, apparently, violent rhetoric from the right. So is that admission he's an elf?


well, he fits on the shelf...

Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (v3pYe)

164 162 Smuggled? In a shoebox. With little holes punched out for air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
______________

That's where they went wrong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Next time they'll do a plastic bag half filled with water.


i have a better idea

Posted by: schroedinger at September 27, 2023 03:03 PM (v3pYe)

165 With re-introduction, some areas are slowly starting to recover their kelp forests.
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Nurse, do you like kelp?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:03 PM (byWhc)

166 Oh and NC is home of some of our bioweapons labs and a satellite of Pfizer.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (nnp+f)

167 Ted Cruz says there were three Iranian agents working in senior national security positions in the US who were helping set US policy on Iran for the Biden administration.

https://is.gd/Qlw0Uj

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (R38qh)

168 163 142 "Grab the little elf and chuck him across the Potomac."
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VA doesn't want the midget dago.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (byWhc)

169 Fauci was funding gain of function research in China (because it was illegal to do here) in order to generate previously unknown diseases that they could then defend us from. You know, like Covid.

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

170 I would watch that elf comparison talk, mister.

Posted by: Peter Dinklage, you do NOT want to see me angry at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

171 154 You don't say

>>President Joe Biden's brother told the FBI the first family – including Hunter Biden – tried unsuccessfully to help a Chinese company buy U.S. energy assets and did so believing the firm's leader was tied directly to Communist Chinese President Xi Jinping, according to explosive new documents made public Wednesday by the House Ways and Means Committee.

https://tinyurl.com/rrpretu7
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Not guilty by reason of George Costanza "Was that wrong?" defense.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (KbCG3)

172 >>Ted Cruz says there were three Iranian agents working in senior national security positions in the US who were helping set US policy on Iran for the Biden administration.


John Kerry

Samantha Powers

and one other.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2023 03:05 PM (1mPxl)

173 Smuggled? In a shoebox. With little holes punched out for air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Apparently he got loose from the baggage handlers at Dulles and it took 2 weeks to find him, cowering in a utility shed and covered in fleas and his own excrement.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 27, 2023 03:05 PM (w9Wax)

174 132 125 I thought miniMengele retired?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (VdGjU)

=======

According to Rand Paul, Fauci is still on the government payroll.


ah. the old "retire, then come back as a high-paid consultant" ploy. second time i've seen it this week.

Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (v3pYe)

175 well, he fits on the shelf...
Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (v3pYe)
_______________

Stand him on ace's shelf, with a rope around his neck for safety.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

176 This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

177 ***
We can do that instead. (Or also.) Just don't speak while the procedure is in progress. We don't want to be accused of harassment or belittling.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)
=========
Can we use his face for an urinal?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (JNTt1)

178 I have read Israel is the most vaxxed nation in the world. Do you know if that's true? If so, I'm concerned about lingering effects, especially regarding fertility and the possibility of a population implosion.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:59 PM (nC+QA)
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Dunno but concerns are jsutified.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (adINt)

179 River otters are aggressive, nasty weasels.

*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: Otter 841, adding another boogie board to the collection at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (EGPRf)

180 It would seem to me that Fauci's own actions are encouraging violence.

Posted by: InZona at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (3m2hF)

181 If nothing else, this thoroughly corrupt administration probably gives most of us reasons to be thankful that we're not nor are our children
Fauci or Joe or Hunter Biden or any number of Democrat folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2023 03:07 PM (wdT1d)

182 Nurse, serious question. Why are river otters to be shunned and sea otters to be loved and honored? Is there something inherently bad about river otters?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewher

River otters are aggressive, nasty weasels.

Sea Otters are a keystone species. When they were slaughtered to near extinction in the late 1800s, the sea urchin population exploded and the kelp forests were decimated along the coast from california to alaska. Fish populations suffered severe losses. Crab and scallop populations decreased significantly.

With re-introduction, some areas are slowly starting to recover their kelp forests.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The collapse of the sea otter fur trade was a key element of how the Americans cracked open Spanish California. American sailors showed up at the closed Spanish ports claiming they had an emergency which got them docked. After that they went sniffing around and discovered the Spanish had cow hides stacked to roof. One of these crews took a load of them back to the East Coast and found the were a big hit. And just like that California became communist. True story.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:07 PM (kmEPs)

183 133 Some of us here warned everyone on day one of this massive government fraud/takeover but few wanted to listen.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

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I saw the crazy insane Chinese response, and I thought it was an escaped bio-weapon. I still think it was, but fortunately for the World, it was still in development, and not a finished product.

I overreacted. But by the time it got here, I realized that it was not a world killer. But my healthy 35 year old nephew was very very sick from it around Valentines Day 2020.

It took until July 2020 when I saw the actual sick and dead data to realize anyone healthy and under 60 years old was not likely to die.

I even got the first vax in March 2021, so I could get permission to visit my parents in assisted living. (How fucked up was that policy?!?!?)

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 03:08 PM (nnx4G)

184 I used to love my garden gnome. Now, not so much.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

185 This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023


***
She looks pleasantly familiar. I may have seen that extraordinary foot before. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

186 176 This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

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wtf is up with that left foot?

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

187 find him, cowering in a utility shed and covered in fleas and his own excrement.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks


It's not as entertaining as the catapult but requires no outside gear.

Posted by: DaveA at September 27, 2023 03:08 PM (FhXTo)

188 "I've become the symbol" ...

What a dick.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (ucjLP)

189 Maybe CIA brought Fauci in to tell him "You work for us now ... or should we prosecute you for your illegal gain of function work in China?"

But CIA was probably already behind the GOF research from the start, around the world.
Posted by: illiniwek

Money may have been funneled through State Dept grants. State and CIA are joined at the hip.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (ga8qR)

190 They just wanted to see if he would actually get into the suitcase. Many laughs were had.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 02:44 PM (IG4Id)
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Imagine the fun you could have while Fauci was in the suitcase.

"Have you seen Fauci?" (banging noise comes from inside suitcase)

"Why, no, I haven't." (more banging)

"Oh well. Let's knock off for the day." (still more banging)

"OK. Let's go for a brewsi now." (still more banging)

"OK. I turn off the lights. See you at the bar." (banging gets frantic)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

191 This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
......

Her surfboard looks like a piece of shit.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

192 >>This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG


She has zero definition in her legs.

Like she borrowed them from a 35 year old IT worker or something?

Other than that, she's adorable.

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (1mPxl)

193 Good Lord, the CIA is duuuuumb.

Here's how you handle this if you're not dull-witted, fat, lazy American spook agency. You meet with the "senior Team member" at a steakhouse. You tell him "we're rigging up the analysis. The Party line is zoonosis. You're going to the agitprop organs to say it's zoonosis. You're going to tell our Team it's zoonosis."

Then you go to the Team, and say "your senior analyst says it's zoonosis. He just said it to us at a steakhouse. It's zoonosis. You have a high degree of confidence that it's zoonosis. Not a low degree, or any other degree of confidence that it's anything except for zoonosis. If you can't understand that, we'll burn you. And he's going to disavow your assessment, and you'll be in the fire alone. He's America's kindly old Lysenko, and everyone has been instructed to love him. Nobody even knows your names, you pigs."

YOU DO NOT BRING HIM INTO THE FUCKING BUILDING FOR THE SHAKEDOWN.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (0FoWg)

194 >>John Kerry

>>Samantha Powers

>>and one other.

Jake Sullivan.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)

195 179 River otters are aggressive, nasty weasels.

*shifty-eyes*
Posted by: Otter 841, adding another boogie board


Otter 841 was triggered by a rainbow surfboard. Do you blame her?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (cqahf)

196 Family members on my sister's side are all in on the Coof "boosters". Guess this will be year number four of our estrangement.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2023 03:10 PM (V8he0)

197 Can we use his face for an urinal?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 27, 2023 0


***
Scrub it thoroughly first. I suggest steel wool with spray bleach.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

198 ABC News: Almost half of US adults plan to get new COVID-19 vaccine, survey finds.

The right half...or, should I say, the left half. that means more than half plan not to. fucking morons.

Is anyone dying from it anymore? I know about 10 couples in my neighborhood has gotten it the last month. It was a five day crazy sickness.

19 Americans died yesterday from COVID, so it's way less deadly now

Last week averaged about a hundred deaths a day in USA
we have seasonal spikes too!!


Deaths are up 12 percent over the most recent week - according to the cdc. About 1000 people/week are dying from COVID 19 as of 9/2.

Hubby has covid. I’m getting a booster tomorrow before I pick him up from the airport double masked!!

COVID booster And my flu shot at the same time. No side effects for me. Don’t forget to Booster the booster in 2 months is what the pharmacist said.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

199 128...Hetrodyne?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 02:55 PM (nC+QA)

We LOVE that comic. I hope the Foglios live long enough to finish the story!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023 03:10 PM (Rbu5d)

200 looking into the possibility that COVID-19 escaped from a lab.

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Somebody smuggles in really tiny files baked in really tiny cakes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:11 PM (FVME7)

201 Crimes Against Humanity: Fauci & Uniparty.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at September 27, 2023 03:11 PM (gxokI)

202 198 Is anyone dying from it anymore? I know about 10 couples in my neighborhood has gotten it the last month. It was a five day crazy sickness.

19 Americans died yesterday from COVID, so it's way less deadly now

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

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How often do they get flu boosters?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

203 112 I saw a customer inside a tire store today wearing a mask.

Fauci's mark has been left.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect.
Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (l8gTz)


Saw a guy riding down the street on a bike all by himself....wearing an ill fitting home made mask.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 27, 2023 03:11 PM (eggM4)

204 Yea but............. Trump drinks Corona beer !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 27, 2023 03:12 PM (EMZbN)

205
The Chinese money just 'jumped' into the Biden's hands.

Anyway...

Posted by: The MSM at September 27, 2023 03:12 PM (b+gh8)

206 131...Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 02:56 PM (kmEPs)

I was afraid to open that link. And I was right to be afraid.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023 03:12 PM (Rbu5d)

207 We don't think Valerie Jarrett is an Iranian asset?

Ferret face sure seems like one to me......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

208 The collapse of the sea otter fur trade was a key element of how the Americans cracked open Spanish California. American sailors showed up at the closed Spanish ports claiming they had an emergency which got them docked. After that they went sniffing around and discovered the Spanish had cow hides stacked to roof. One of these crews took a load of them back to the East Coast and found the were a big hit. And just like that California became communist. True story.
Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:07 PM (kmEPs)
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A key part of "Two Years Before The Mast," by Richard Henry Dana.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

209 Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free!


I called the lifeguards on that bitch.

Posted by: otter842 at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

210 Hubby has covid. I’m getting a booster tomorrow before I pick him up from the airport double masked!!



If hubby has Covid, WTF is he doing in an airplane?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (cqahf)

211 She looks pleasantly familiar. I may have seen that extraordinary foot before. . . .
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wtf is up with that left foot?

2/10

Would not bang.


Well, at least no one can accuse us of groupthink around here.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (nfrXX)

212 So DeSantis is calling for Elf Throwing? Sounds like fun. He should open a bar.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (FjYaO)

213 At least DeSantis doesn't scare the wine moms. FFS we live in stupid times

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (swFB6)

214 The collapse of the sea otter fur trade was a key element of how the Americans cracked open Spanish California. American sailors showed up at the closed Spanish ports claiming they had an emergency which got them docked. After that they went sniffing around and discovered the Spanish had cow hides stacked to roof. One of these crews took a load of them back to the East Coast and found the were a big hit. And just like that California became communist. True story.
Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:07 PM (kmEPs)
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You left out the part of how this led to alien civilizations on Mars.

Posted by: Senator Zombie Hairy Reid at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (ucjLP)

215 I saw a customer inside a tire store today wearing a mask.

Fauci's mark has been left.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect.
Posted by: Warren Zevon at September 27, 2023 02:52 PM (l8gTz)


Saw a guy riding down the street on a bike all by himself....wearing an ill fitting home made mask.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

I saw an urban youth go in a Footlocker empty handed and come out with enough inventory to open a flea market stand.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (kmEPs)

216
This is ridiculous. I am a national hero.

Posted by: Fauci at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (b+gh8)

217 I know about 10 couples in my neighborhood has gotten it the last month. It was a five day crazy sickness.

Bullshit. And while you're at it, learn some English.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (V8he0)

218 Don’t forget to Booster the booster in 2 months is what the pharmacist said.

Formerly employed by Ringling brothers before they fired their clowns.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (Mg0K4)

219 A key part of "Two Years Before The Mast," by Richard Henry Dana.
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I need to read that book. But first is Dumas.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (byWhc)

220 213 At least DeSantis doesn't scare the wine moms. FFS we live in stupid times
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (swFB6)

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DeSantis doesn't want you to say gay, he got underaged girls drunk, and he probably killed a gay guy in the middle of the night that no one has heard about yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

221 You will know when the next China Flu Scam Part2 is a real killer because all the talking heads, politicians, rich people and the street bums will all disappear and you won't hear a peep out of them until they are either dead too or the all clear is given.

If they are up and around and giving advice, it's all bullshit 24/7 and safe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (0lY6Y)

222 210 Hubby has covid. I’m getting a booster tomorrow before I pick him up from the airport double masked!!

If hubby has Covid, WTF is he doing in an airplane?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM

(Sheepishly) I...I got better.

Posted by: DUer's hubby, M. Python at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (JCZqz)

223 ABC News: Almost half of US adults plan to get new COVID-19 vaccine, survey finds.



WRONG

the last go round is was less than 15% per Alex Berensen. this will be lower

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (CIS44)

224 On another disaster, this is probably the best summary of the situation in Lahaina. Will Cain works for Fox and has property on maui.

@willcain
Fact and Fiction in Maui

twitter.com/willcain/status/1707092682512728239

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (IG4Id)

225 How often do they get flu boosters?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

Uh, not sure if you saw the news or not but the stats show the flu is basically non-existent these days.

I'm not out there buying dinosaur repellent, why would I get a flu shot booster?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

226 The little lying fvck, Fauci, is too short. Let me have some therapy with him for a while; I'll straighten out his crooked spine and make him taller. It will be fun.

Posted by: The Rack at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (JNTt1)

227 YOU DO NOT BRING HIM INTO THE FUCKING BUILDING FOR THE SHAKEDOWN.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:09 PM (0FoWg)

I'm not buying any of it. First of all, the CIA doesn't answer to Fauci, they don't need get him to play along. They TELL him what his orders are.

They've been doing that with this guy for decades. This isn't new.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

228 Being tied down with honey on his body atop a fire ant hill isn't "physical violence." It's words that are really hurtful. We can handle the whole process in complete silence.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

Ants are very quiet.

But if silence isn't required you could put his head in a cage and let fleas eat his face.

That's very scientific. And also if you remove vocal chords it can be relatively quiet.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (Qb7Q3)

229 Hubby has covid. I’m getting a booster tomorrow before I pick him up from the airport double masked!!
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If hubby has Covid, WTF is he doing in an airplane?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (cqahf)
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good damn question. My wife has covid and is huddling under blankets watching Jack Reacher reruns. No airplanes for her.

Posted by: Senator Zombie Hairy Reid at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (ucjLP)

230 About 1000 people/week are dying from COVID 19 as of 9/2.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)
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Number of people who die per week? ~60,000.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

231 210 Hubby has covid. I’m getting a booster tomorrow before I pick him up from the airport double masked!!



If hubby has Covid, WTF is he doing in an airplane?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (cqahf)

He's no doubt vaxxed so it's all good.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (eYoxG)

232 This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023

Hints of hot, seductive trailer trash. Me like.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

233 225 Uh, not sure if you saw the news or not but the stats show the flu is basically non-existent these days.

I'm not out there buying dinosaur repellent, why would I get a flu shot booster?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

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It's a valid point. The flu is dead. Covid killed it. Covid stopped the murder of tens of thousands of people a year from flu.

We should celebrate covid, not damn it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

234 DeSantis doesn't want you to say gay, he got underaged girls drunk, and he probably killed a gay guy in the middle of the night that no one has heard about yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)


Plus, I may have misremembered that Kavanaugh thing.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford, warming up the vocal fry at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

235 DeSantis doesn't want you to say gay, he got underaged girls drunk, and he probably killed a gay guy in the middle of the night that no one has heard about yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

We call that last one an "October Surprise"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (CIS44)

236 230 Number of people who die per week? ~60,000.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

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There should be a law! Wear a mask!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

237 C'mon man, we all know this is a conspiracy theory created by the right and pushed by Sen Rand Paul cause he is a hater. /s

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (uYQ6y)

238 We have VIDEO of him saying "it's worth the risk" of creating a pandemic to continue with gain of function in 2012.

He needs to pay for taking the risk.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at September 27, 2023 02:46 PM (JMAcK)

As I said a few years ago, I don't think this really has anything to do with gain of function in viruses.

I think we have a bunch of nerdy scientists and sociopathic business and political figures who are thrilled with the idea of manipulating DNA.

Manipulating human DNA is (as of right now) still a non-starter. Too many people against that.

Plants we already manipulate, but they're boring and don't give great insight in to manipulating human DNA (down the line).

Viruses... well, they're not really alive. And we can learn a lot about manipulating animal DNA in the future by manipulating virus DNA and seeing how it interacts with animals. And of course, it necessitates manipulating animal DNA (mice, in the COVID situation) with human DNA to see if the virus works.

Because otherwise gain of function research makes little sense. "lets fuck with this virus to try to make it more deadly" "why?" "well, then we'll know what happens." uhhhh

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (mj0Qp)

239 Is anyone dying from it anymore? I know about 10 couples in my neighborhood has gotten it the last month. It was a five day crazy sickness. - DUmmy

Sounds like a bug going around. More like sinusitis, no kung flu symptoms. Lasts about a week.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (ga8qR)

240 232 This bikini brunette in a van wouldn't mind seeing that Potomac thing happen:
https://is.gd/a8OiyG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023

20 bucks, same as in town?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (XtkZj)

241 Manager and a teller masked at Chase yesterday. The hell?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (FjYaO)

242 If hubby has Covid, WTF is he doing in an airplane?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (cqahf)

Was wondering the same. Also, pretty sure the official line is that she would have needed the vaxx/booster about a week before, not a day before, in order for it to be useful.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (nC+QA)

243 169 Fauci was funding gain of function research in China (because it was illegal to do here) in order to generate previously unknown diseases that they could then defend us from. You know, like Covid.

Makes sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:04 PM (YqDXo)


^^^^^^^^^^^
This!!!!!!

This is the way any good bureaucrat builds a huge new unassailable bureaucratic EMPIRE!!!

Remember, A Great Bureaucrat is always building a bigger bureaucracy. They will not only not solve problems, they will create new problems to assure a bigger better bureaucracy.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (gMK0k)

244 Speaking of justice . . .

Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
@MarinaMedvin
The DOJ prosecutor who prosecuted the J6 lectern guy has been arrested for allegedly stabbing a driver — repeatedly — in a road rage incident.

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And, of course . . .

Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
@MarinaMedvin
He was released on bond 😬

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (FVME7)

245 161...We can do that instead. (Or also.) Just don't speak while the procedure is in progress. We don't want to be accused of harassment or belittling.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)

[Taps chin]
True. True...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (Rbu5d)

246 If I got my dog three rabies shots in a year and he still got rabies, I'd have some questions.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (soOfD)

247 Covid also stopped all deadly heart attacks for two or three years!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (XtkZj)

248 I'm not out there buying dinosaur repellent, why would I get a flu shot booster?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

The same reason you pay the little Goombah when he comes into your shop once a month. You're not really paying him to give you protection, you're paying him because if you don't, sumfin is most definitely going to happen to your little shop.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

249 244 Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
@MarinaMedvin
He was released on bond 😬
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (FVME7)

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Bond is racist. Give him his money back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

250 Uh, not sure if you saw the news or not but the stats show the flu is basically non-existent these days.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)
_______________

Only because they lump together flu and covid cases (partly because they're hard to distinguish), and count them all as covid. Voila! Flu has been conquered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

251 It's a valid point. The flu is dead. Covid killed it. Covid stopped the murder of tens of thousands of people a year from flu.

We should celebrate covid, not damn it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

I mean, we replaced one virus we didn't have a vaccine for with a virus we do have a vaccine for!

Progress. Science. Fauci!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

252 All of this was under Trump‘s CIA Director
He also wasn’t willing to fire Fauci at all.
Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?

Posted by: Equate at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (TQovT)

253 This is why they censored any doctors who disagreed with Fauchi about anything Covid.

We destroyed businesses, lives and the economy all to cover Fauchi's ass.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (M+gBW)

254 Covid also stopped all deadly heart attacks for two or three years!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at Se

and cancer, thousands of people just didnt get it

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (CIS44)

255 Covid also stopped all deadly heart attacks for two or three years!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (XtkZj)
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Its the exercise bands you have to worry about. The yellow ones.

Posted by: Senator Zombie Hairy Reid at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (ucjLP)

256 It's pretty amazing how shitty control they had over the narrative. It was holier than Mannix' Saturday Underwear.

Get the shot. No Covid for you!
Get the shot. Less bad Covid for you!
Get the shot. No Covid for them from you!
Get the shot. Because we said so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (XtkZj)

257 Harry Paratestes - I think rd at comment 243 has the answer

they made frankenviruses to instigate "scope creep" - which for govt entities is an entirely good thing

for normal folk it's "mo money mo problems" but for Our Party Elites And Hangers-On it's "mo problems? MO MONEY!"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (AcWfM)

258 Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

But remember... it's the CIA. They're dummies. The last time they were anything to write home about, JJ Angleton was torturing Nosenko in his attack. They were always a bunch of nutjobs even when they weren't dummies, and that was a LONG time ago.

I put nothing beneath this gang of dishwater-dull mediocrities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (0FoWg)

259 A key part of "Two Years Before The Mast," by Richard Henry Dana. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The early history of Europeans/Americans in the PNW can be divided into a search for the mythological Northwest Passage followed by the Sea Otter genocide period. It should be noted that Seahawks period came much later.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (kmEPs)

260 Attic, not attack. Autocucumber, feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:21 PM (0FoWg)

261 184 I used to love my garden gnome. Now, not so much.
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

You could use it for "chucking across the Potomac " practice.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2023 03:21 PM (Rbu5d)

262 If hubby has Covid, WTF is he doing in an airplane?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 03:13 PM (cqahf)
_______________

A very close friend of mine came down with covid while on a business trip to Frankfurt. I haven't heard from him since he texted me, so I hope he's OK, but I doubt he'll be flying anywhere for quite a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

263 @MarinaMedvin
He was released on bond 😬
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:17 PM (FVME7)



He should be released via the bomb bay doors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Fauci is not an elf , Legolas is an elf. Fauci is a murderous tyrannical bureaucrat who will soon be bouncing on the devil's barbed johnson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (cot+J)

265 The road rage story.

https://tinyurl.com/ywt7u8te

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (FVME7)

266 Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?
Posted by: Equate at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (TQovT)



Because he's STILL better than EVERYONE ELSE running for president.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

267 I mean, we replaced one virus we didn't have a vaccine for with a virus we do have a vaccine for!

Progress. Science. Fauci!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

If the Covid vaxx actually worked as promised, and didn't put you at risk of death, that would be a helluva deal. Release a flu-like virus that outcompetes all the flu viruses, and renders them extinct, but which is essentially harmless to humans because there's an effective vaccine.

Almost makes you wonder if that was indeed the game plan. But, of course, they fucked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (JZylx)

268 For the backstory on this, watch Sasha Latypova, pharma compliance exec, on Rumble. She has done a deep dive into the Department of Defense involvement in all of this.

Posted by: Beverly at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Epeb0)

269 He should be released via the bomb bay doors.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

You cant say bomb on an airplane.
-Uppity stewardess who also says to pull up your mask

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (CIS44)

270 266 Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?
Posted by: Equate at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (TQovT)


Because he's STILL better than EVERYONE ELSE running for president.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

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Because no president will get a CIA director through the Senate confirmation process who isn't a CIA inside man and the presidency is a false prize because the federal government is simply festering corruption at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

271 Fauci is not an elf , Legolas is an elf. Fauci is a murderous tyrannical bureaucrat who will soon be bouncing on the devil's barbed johnson
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (cot+J)

Fucky is a gully dwarf.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (xPJvm)

272 Because otherwise gain of function research makes little sense. "lets fuck with this virus to try to make it more deadly" "why?" "well, then we'll know what happens." uhhhh
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (mj0Qp

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I saw one of the original NCIS episodes Sunday night. This was the actual plot. Some scientist made a Pneumonic Plague bacteria that was antibiotic resistant, and the crazy pharmaceutical CEO used it against NCIS to uncover a nonexistent cover up.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (bHZqN)

273 Because otherwise gain of function research makes little sense. "lets fuck with this virus to try to make it more deadly" "why?" "well, then we'll know what happens." uhhhh
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (mj0Qp)

I'm not sure how you aren't answering your own question.

Leave aside the question of what "gain of function" means. Just know that there ARE reasons why so-called scientists would want to manipulate viruses to create new and different effects.

The most obvious is, to kill people.

Please don't make me explain why they would want to kill people.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

274 253 This is why they censored any doctors who disagreed with Fauchi about anything Covid.

We destroyed businesses, lives and the economy all to cover Fauchi's ass.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (M+gBW)

They censored doctors for the same reason they destroyed everything: control.

As a late rapscallion once said, "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (KbCG3)

275 I will be getting the COVID vaccine for my dog also..... That way it will not spread the virus to me !!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (EMZbN)

276 I want to go back to the "throw that malevolent dwarf across the Potomac" idea.

Is there a PPV or is this a stadium live show thingee?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (NIP6b)

277 Sounds like a bug going around. More like sinusitis, no kung flu symptoms. Lasts about a week.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 03:16 PM (ga8qR)
......

I just had that. Blew my nose about 1,000 times.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

278 Pop Quiz: True or False

Dracula (1931) and The Mummy (1932) use Swan Lake as music during the opening title/credits sections?

Mentioning sea otters in your answer will result in an automatic failing score.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:24 PM (kmEPs)

279 Smuggled in ? In a carryon.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 27, 2023 03:24 PM (NtVYv)

280 @GOPOversight

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Newly released emails and documents show that Delaware Assistant US Attorney Lesley Wolf DID NOT ALLOW AGENTS TO INVESTIGATE JOE BIDEN as part of a FARA probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2023 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

281 278 Pop Quiz: True or False

Dracula (1931) and The Mummy (1932) use Swan Lake as music during the opening title/credits sections?

Mentioning sea otters in your answer will result in an automatic failing score.
Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:24 PM (kmEPs)

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True.

Also, Dracula was directed by Tod Browning who directed the early sound/pre-Code film Freaks. Also, The Mummy is boring as shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

282 Because no president will get a CIA director through the Senate confirmation process who isn't a CIA inside man and the presidency is a false prize because the federal government is simply festering corruption at this point.
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Could of just said 'this is personal, Americans want their country back.' Restoration means Restoration. Fuck these Round Heads.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (byWhc)

283 I am a national hero.
Posted by: Fauci

We know. We place you with your peers. Benedict Arnold is one of them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (JXoaT)

284 279 Smuggled in ? In a carryon.


Rode in a watch fob

Posted by: William Devane at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (og5mY)

285 Almost makes you wonder if that was indeed the game plan. But, of course, they fucked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (JZylx)

Uhh...without knowing the particulars I can say with 100% certainty that that was not the game plan.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

286 Because no president will get a CIA director through the Senate confirmation process who isn't a CIA inside man and the presidency is a false prize because the federal government is simply festering corruption at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

It's truly beyond saving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (XtkZj)

287 Cancer research, last 100 years - no vaccine.
HIV research, last 40 years - no vaccine.
Common cold - no vaccine.
And yet, a virus mysteriously appears and within 12 months a vaccine is found by four Pharma companies all within one we and we are mandated to take it. And multiple boosters.
Sorry. If my dog got three rabies vaccines in one year and still got rabies, I'd have some questions.

Shove your science up your backside.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (soOfD)

288 266 Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?
Posted by: Equate at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (TQovT)

Because he's STILL better than EVERYONE ELSE running for president.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________

Despite his warts etc. he's the only one tough enough to even have a chance against the MSM and Deep State.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

289
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Because no president will get a CIA director through the Senate confirmation process who isn't a CIA inside man and the presidency is a false prize because the federal government is simply festering corruption at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)



But it's STILL Trump's f*cking fault.

STUCK ON STUPID.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

290 They smuggled him in by jamming him up his own ass.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (oXNqT)

291 I just had that. Blew my nose about 1,000 times.
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Did it come in colors....

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (byWhc)

292 282 Could of just said 'this is personal, Americans want their country back.' Restoration means Restoration. Fuck these Round Heads.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (byWhc)

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I think that's the attitude that most of the voting public will take...when it comes to how they vote.

How they react to the ballot counting will be...different. It will be more...sedate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

293 And now, a public service announcement:

Cernovich
@Cernovich
2h
Watch your county sheriff elections this cycle. That’s Soros’ next plan. Getting a DA isn’t enough if police still make sane arrest decisions.

County sheriff will be the most important election now that you can vote for.
Sep 27, 2023 · 5:17 PM UTC

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (adINt)

294 they made frankenviruses to instigate "scope creep" - which for govt entities is an entirely good thing

for normal folk it's "mo money mo problems" but for Our Party Elites And Hangers-On it's "mo problems? MO MONEY!"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (AcWfM)

I know that's the theory, I just find it ... unsatisfying.

What was their plan? Go to Congress and say "hey, so we heard that in China, they're doing gain of function research on bat viruses. So give us more money!"

Or was the plan to leak the virus and infect the entire world from the beginning? In which case, they should have
a) made it a scarier virus
and
b) done a better job at covering their tracks.

I think they were just incompetent, the plan wasn't to leak it.

But I do believe their ultimate goal is to use CRISPR and newer technologies to genetically modify human embryos. They just have to find a backdoor way of getting there, as most normal people are not on board with that idea. Yet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (mj0Qp)

295 > She has zero definition in her legs.

100%

Check out her right lower leg. There's the barest hint of a shadow where a calf muscle should be, but there's no calf muscle bulge at all. It's a straight line from the top of her calf area down through her Achilles.

Freaky.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (R38qh)

296 Cancer research, last 100 years - no vaccine.
HIV research, last 40 years - no vaccine.
Common cold - no vaccine.
And yet, a virus mysteriously appears and within 12 months a vaccine is found by four Pharma companies all within one we and we are mandated to take it. And multiple boosters.
Sorry. If my dog got three rabies vaccines in one year and still got rabies, I'd have some questions.


you sound insurrection-y. whats your address?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:26 PM (CIS44)

297 When Beavis and Butthead are diversity hires at the National Institute of Health anything can happen. It will always be bad too.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (Krc4o)

298 When Beavis and Butthead are diversity hires at the National Institute of Health anything can happen. It will always be bad too.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (Krc4o)

299 Almost makes you wonder if that was indeed the game plan. But, of course, they fucked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (JZylx)

Uhh...without knowing the particulars I can say with 100% certainty that that was not the game plan.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)
_______________

I picture those involved as acting like Laurel and Hardy trying to paint out of the same bucket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

300 But remember... it's the CIA. They're dummies. The last time they were anything to write home about, JJ Angleton was torturing Nosenko in his attack. They were always a bunch of nutjobs even when they weren't dummies, and that was a LONG time ago.

I put nothing beneath this gang of dishwater-dull mediocrities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (0FoWg)

I don't think they're dummies. I think they are crappy at keeping foreign threats from wreaking havoc, but they're the absolute best there has ever been, at executing domestic enemies, and making it look like lone gunmen or suicide.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

301 289 But it's STILL Trump's f*cking fault.

STUCK ON STUPID.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

Eh. Trump could have fired someone somewhere, probably. He could have fought for presidential prerogative on the running of executive agencies.

He's a reformer, not a revolutionary.

And you know what? This system is beyond reform.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

302 Get the shot. No Covid for you!
Get the shot. Less bad Covid for you!
Get the shot. No Covid for them from you!
Get the shot. Because we said so.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Elon Musk's take.

https://tinyurl.com/nzwrhadz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (FVME7)

303 Attic, not attack. Autocucumber, feh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:21 PM (0FoWg)


We're still working out the kinks.

Posted by: AoS AI at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

304 297 When Beavis and Butthead are diversity hires at the National Institute of Health anything can happen. It will always be bad too.
Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (Krc4o)

298 When Beavis and Butthead are diversity hires at the National Institute of Health anything can happen. It will always be bad too.
Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (Krc4o)
________________

Worth repeating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

305 I've never been able to make that double post thing happen......ever.

I get rejected every time I try to post the same thing twice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Uhh...without knowing the particulars I can say with 100% certainty that that was not the game plan.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

Well, the thing is, actually doing such a thing openly would be impossible, and surely unethical. But Fauci is such a mad scientist, that he may have conned himself into believing he could conquer the flu by such a scheme.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (JZylx)

307 Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?
Posted by: Equate at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (TQovT)

Just to make you mad.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

308 you sound insurrection-y. whats your address?
Posted by: BruceWayne


The Republic of Texas

Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2023 03:29 PM (soOfD)

309 Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?
Posted by: Equate at September 27, 2023 03:19 PM (TQovT)
______________

Yeah, we need Jeb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

310 Blew my nose about 1,000 times.

-
My nose is my third favorite organ to get blown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:29 PM (FVME7)

311 I'm not sure how you aren't answering your own question.

Leave aside the question of what "gain of function" means. Just know that there ARE reasons why so-called scientists would want to manipulate viruses to create new and different effects.

The most obvious is, to kill people.

Please don't make me explain why they would want to kill people.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

I'm not sure I'm willing to go that far at the moment. But maybe.

If that were their plan though, again -- why such a shitty virus? They were all reading from the script of a much more serious pandemic, but I still stand by the idea that if this was 1950 and COVID was in the wild, we'd probably note an "especially bad flu year" but it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (mj0Qp)

312 Cernovich
@Cernovich
2h
Watch your county sheriff elections this cycle. That’s Soros’ next plan. Getting a DA isn’t enough if police still make sane arrest decisions.

County sheriff will be the most important election now that you can vote for.
Sep 27, 2023 · 5:17 PM UTC

My County sheriff is out on paid administrative leave after being charged with 8 felonies including theft of county funds and perjury. Oh, and he is a Dem. And NH's first black sheriff.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

313 Consider that the FBI planted two pipe bombs they could set off if J6 did not riot properly; their backup plan.

Then: There was a backup plan to Covid if the public did not panic as planned ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (OzHA0)

314 Well, the thing is, actually doing such a thing openly would be impossible, and surely unethical.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (JZylx)
________________

A feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

315 So Fauci must be one of those deviant furries that wears the doggo outfits. So they just walk him into CIA HQ on a leash and no need for records.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Krc4o)

316 ______________

Yeah, we need Jeb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:29 PM (YqDXo)



DeSantis has members of the Jeb campaign in his roster.

We should vote for him. The Bush's are great for America and should be trusted completely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Why on earth would we try this again with Trump?

Because until he passes the MAGA hat he has more real voters than everyone else combined.

Posted by: DaveA at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (FhXTo)

318 Can someone also schedule a John Cornyn river toss?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (NIP6b)

319
My County sheriff is out on paid administrative leave after being charged with 8 felonies including theft of county funds and perjury. Oh, and he is a Dem. And NH's first black sheriff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (N39Ws)



I hate having to keep saying it, but stereotypes exist for a reason......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Can someone also schedule a John Cornyn river toss?
Posted by: Huck Follywood a

over the rio grande, if you can promise me hell land in the razor wire.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (CIS44)

321 I guess that Dr. Birx was the Eva to Fauci's Adolph.

Very short article on Birx's book admitting she lied to Trump on how to respond to COVID.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82caab

Crimes against humanity indeed.

Posted by: Cheri at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (oiNtH)

322 My County sheriff is out on paid administrative leave after being charged with 8 felonies including theft of county funds and perjury. Oh, and he is a Dem. And NH's first black sheriff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (N39Ws)


I hate having to keep saying it, but stereotypes exist for a reason......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

The county store was always out of watermelon, too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (CIS44)

323 Dracula (1931) and The Mummy (1932) use Swan Lake as music during the opening title/credits sections Posted by: lost in space

=======

True. Also, Dracula was directed by Tod Browning who directed the early sound/pre-Code film Freaks. Also, The Mummy is boring as shit. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Karl Freund directed The Mummy and was the cinemaphotographer for Metropolis, Dracula and I Love Lucy. That is kind of a weird resume.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (kmEPs)

324

Very short article on Birx's book admitting she lied to Trump on how to respond to COVID.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82caab

Crimes against humanity indeed.
Posted by: Cheri at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (oiNtH)



She's now the President of Health and Human Services at Texas Tech University..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Not only is this flaming skull worthy, if true it is the biggest story of our lifetimes because it means the intelligence services either inadvertently or, more likely, deliberately developed and spread Covid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (KSNKu)

326 271 Fauci is not an elf , Legolas is an elf. Fauci is a murderous tyrannical bureaucrat who will soon be bouncing on the devil's barbed johnson
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2023 03:22 PM (cot+J)

Fucky is a gully dwarf.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 27, 2023 03:23 PM

Not all elves are tall, pale, lithe lady-boys!

Posted by: The Keebler Elves at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

327 Off Jagger sock

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (byWhc)

328 Sasha Latypova, DOD involvement: https://tinyurl.com/yanbyhjn

Posted by: Beverly at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (Epeb0)

329 Yeah, we need Jeb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
......

Asa is the new Jeb!

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

330 Uhh...without knowing the particulars I can say with 100% certainty that that was not the game plan.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

It gets so much easier to see reality, when you put the glasses on. I don't take them off anymore.

So yeah, whatever the narrative is, it's a lie. I can't say for sure, but it's entirely possible ALL of this is going exactly according to plan.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

331 Nood purberty blockers.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (8fpTj)

332 I hate having to keep saying it, but stereotypes exist for a reason......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

Stereotype = pattern recognition

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

333 Who is a viable alternative to Donald Trump?

Posted by: tubal at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

334 Asa is the new Jeb!
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

Not gonna be on stage tonight, Guess the AsaFever! never caught on.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (CIS44)

335 323 Karl Freund directed The Mummy and was the cinemaphotographer for Metropolis, Dracula and I Love Lucy. That is kind of a weird resume.
Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (kmEPs)

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He barely spoke any English when he directed The Mummy, and he was essentially just a tool by Carl Laemmle Jr. to frame things right while trying to replicate what Browning and James Whale had started.

But yeah, his major start was as a cinematographer at Ufa under directors like Fritz Lang. There were a bunch of Germans who came to America in the 20s and 30s to work in Hollywood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

336 306 Uhh...without knowing the particulars I can say with 100% certainty that that was not the game plan.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

Well, the thing is, actually doing such a thing openly would be impossible, and surely unethical. But Fauci is such a mad scientist, that he may have conned himself into believing he could conquer the flu by such a scheme.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (JZylx)

I'll grant you this, he's psychotic enough to risk millions of lives for a small percentage chance that something like that might be possible.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

337 If that were their plan though, again -- why such a shitty virus?

it wasn't "shitty" it was an ...orchid, not a weed

it was raised indoors; it wilted very quickly out-of-doors

oops

but I agree with Burt. it was released. the CIA knows. they easily got Fauci onboard b/c he was already responsible (not sure he was in on the op until they brought him in) and he led the rest of the med/science community into it.

it fizzled outside, it was too delicate. it happens.

maybe they had a "backup one" - I know for certain there were multiple releases. fortunately none were quite as deadly as they hoped.

then, the shots. those are working really well.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (AcWfM)

338 I just realized, I don't know how to do upside down exclamation points.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

339 Satisfactory.

Posted by: Nero Wolfe at September 27, 2023 03:35 PM (qN3Jz)

340 322 My County sheriff is out on paid administrative leave after being charged with 8 felonies including theft of county funds and perjury. Oh, and he is a Dem. And NH's first black sheriff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (N39Ws)
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Sheriff Shaft is a no good mutha fucker?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2023 03:35 PM (byWhc)

341 But remember... it's the CIA. They're dummies. The last time they were anything to write home about, JJ Angleton was torturing Nosenko in his attack. They were always a bunch of nutjobs even when they weren't dummies, and that was a LONG time ago.

I put nothing beneath this gang of dishwater-dull mediocrities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2023 03:20 PM (0FoWg)

I don't think they're dummies. I think they are crappy at keeping foreign threats from wreaking havoc, but they're the absolute best there has ever been, at executing domestic enemies, and making it look like lone gunmen or suicide.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

And I shall add: Never underestimate your enemy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 03:35 PM (BdMk6)

342 Very short article on Birx's book admitting she lied to Trump on how to respond to COVID.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82caab

Crimes against humanity indeed.
Posted by: Cheri at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
_______________

I don't blame Trump for the covid fiasco. He was in commercial real estate, and didn't know squat about virology or epidemiology, so he relied upon people who at least putatively DID know something about it. How would Fauci and Birx handle issues dealing with commercial real estate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

343 I hate having to keep saying it, but stereotypes exist for a reason......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 27, 2023 03:36 PM (0lY6Y)

344 > Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2023 03:32 PM (CIS44)

This comment is damn close to ban hammer worthy in my opinion.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2023 03:36 PM (R38qh)

345 DeSantis has members of the Jeb campaign in his roster.

We should vote for him. The Bush's are great for America and should be trusted completely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

_______

Ron DeSantis is the Tex Cruz-2016 of 2024. He is going to go bat shit insane when he keeps coming in second place during the primaries. He will self destruct his entire career at RNC2024.

I say this as an EX-Cruz and EX-DeSantis supporter.

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2023 03:37 PM (CfOWa)

346 If that were their plan though, again -- why such a shitty virus? They were all reading from the script of a much more serious pandemic, but I still stand by the idea that if this was 1950 and COVID was in the wild, we'd probably note an "especially bad flu year" but it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 03:30 PM (mj0Qp)

It was a dress rehearsal.

And part of the op was to determine how effectively they could put the virus out there, and subsequently control EVERYTHING about how people live.

Whether or not Covid 23 gets released this winter or not, I think we'll know more then.

But the extent to which they were able to get people to fundamentally change how we live, I'd say Covid 19 was a smashing success.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

347 DeSantis has members of the Jeb campaign in his roster. We should vote for him. The Bush's are great for America and should be trusted completely. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

If they are sweater puppy tenders DeSantis might be OK. Anything else, for f*cks sake, what is wrong with him.

Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:41 PM (kmEPs)

348 If that were their plan though, again -- why such a shitty virus? They were all reading from the script of a much more serious pandemic, but I still stand by the idea that if this was 1950 and COVID was in the wild, we'd probably note an "especially bad flu year" but it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Why such a shitty virus?
1) It got loose early
2) It's China - everything they make is shitty.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 03:43 PM (ga8qR)

349 maybe they had a "backup one" - I know for certain there were multiple releases. fortunately none were quite as deadly as they hoped.

then, the shots. those are working really well.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 03:34 PM (AcWfM)

One of the early reports we got on the Chinese Bat Lady was that, among other things, she was fusing HIV proteins onto bat viruses that were otherwise unable to be infectious for humans.

Now, the proteins themselves are harmless, they're merely the conduit by which virus particles infect cells, then whatever their genetic material is, it will then cause whatever damage it will.

It's entirely possible this is all new to them, that they had no idea HOW dangerous/lethal this virus was to humans, and the research was invaluable to them figuring out what to do next. When the REAL killer gets released.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2023 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

350 . . . The Mummy is boring as shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023


***
The opening sequence when K-Whatever gets out of his tomb, and we hear him shuffling away and see a trailing bit of ancient bandage, is pretty effective. After that, well, I don't recall much about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

351 We all knew the whole thing was a power grab, discovering the particulars is especially gratifying.

And the jab being the suspected kill-shot borne out.

Posted by: 13times at September 27, 2023 03:44 PM (uIXO9)

352 Cernovich
@Cernovich
2h
Watch your county sheriff elections this cycle. That’s Soros’ next plan. Getting a DA isn’t enough if police still make sane arrest decisions. County sheriff will be the most important election now that you can vote for.

Makes perfect sense to grab guns and create more chaos. In Colorado, they have already floated the idea several years ago for massive gun restriction laws and almost immediately, the CO Sheriff's association said that 62 of the 64 Counties in the state would not enforce these laws. Naturally, the two holdouts were Denver and Boulder counties.

Posted by: Cheri at September 27, 2023 03:44 PM (oiNtH)

353 350 The opening sequence when K-Whatever gets out of his tomb, and we hear him shuffling away and see a trailing bit of ancient bandage, is pretty effective. After that, well, I don't recall much about it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

=======

The opening is pretty good.

But a slow walking monster that is no physical threat and takes forever to play out psychic powers while boring characters "fall in love" is a dull combination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

354 A battle of wits. Hank Johnson v. Reporterette.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
REPORTER: Does the smuggling of illegal immigrants across the southern border by criminals concern you?
DEMOCRAT HANK JOHNSON: "Have you ever been to the border?"
REPORTER: "Yes"
JOHNSON: "You didn't talk to the right people"

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He should've led with, "There can't be that many illegal aliens. That many would flip Texas over!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 03:45 PM (FVME7)

355 Not all elves are tall, pale, lithe lady-boys!
Posted by: The Keebler Elves at September 27, 2023


***
True. The best ones look like Liv Tyler.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

356 DeSantis has members of the Jeb campaign in his roster. We should vote for him. The Bush's are great for America and should be trusted completely. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

If they are sweater puppy tenders DeSantis might be OK. Anything else, for f*cks sake, what is wrong with him.
Posted by: lost in space at September 27, 2023 03:41 PM (kmEPs)

The former Bushie advisers are the only ones the RNC will approve if DeSantis wants any campaign funds. I saw this coming before he even announced.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 03:46 PM (BdMk6)

357 This is the only thing that could make me understand Fauci's take through all of this: The CIA was threatening him and his family.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at September 27, 2023 04:05 PM (sPJyv)

358 Not only is this flaming skull worthy, if true it is the biggest story of our lifetimes because it means the intelligence services either inadvertently or, more likely, deliberately developed and spread Covid.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 27, 2023 03:33 PM (KSNKu)


X 1000

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 27, 2023 04:10 PM (5xvZ1)

359 I'm still waiting for them to install chair lifts on Air Force One's stairs.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 27, 2023 09:31 PM (fQCxU)

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