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Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2023 05:28 PM (ibQSj) 2
The border is closed.
Posted by: K.J. "Dirty" Pierre at September 26, 2023 05:30 PM (63Dwl) 3
Even if we had a lockdown, the border would still be wide open. Nothing is more important than keeping it open.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 26, 2023 05:31 PM (6xRrr) 4
hiya
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (T4tVD) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (Z8fMF) 6
The Leeser of two evils.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl) 7
This is EXACTLY
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at September 26, 2023 05:32 PM (5DfsO) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (Dm8we) 9
Who will pick the rutabagas?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (63Dwl) 10
Zimbabwe and South Africa:
Watch this! Can't touch the US for power-diving into terrain by leader policy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (R38qh) 12
This is exactly what the TechRat Elites, Larry Fink and all of the other WEF rectal-ringers want. But no one wants it more than Barack Insane Odildo. "Transformation"? We ain't seen nuttin' yet. . . . .
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM InfoWhores at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (5DfsO) 13
spelling a catastrophe for the Biden administration that claimed its sweeping policy reforms were working.
Slight correction: it's a catastrophe for you and it means our reforms are working perfectly. Posted by: The Cabal at September 26, 2023 05:34 PM (CaJIi) 14
Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (RSbhh) 15
"... and 13,500 were unaccompanied children."
__________ In one month. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2023 05:33 PM But remember, The Sound of Freedom is an alt-right myth. Posted by: Flyguy at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (OYxA4) 16
Texas just needs to take its border under its own control and secure it. Bai-Den and the federal government have failed to do so; intentionally. Just send the feds packing, and send them to jail if they refuse to leave.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (YRsIm) 17
If the Democrats just had a little credibility on the border, Republicans would really be screwed.
I understand there is a loud, small group that truly wants open borders. But where are these people going to go if the Democrat Party once again took their 2010 position on immigration? Hell, even Obama was talking about a wall/fence along the border when he was both a Senator and President. Posted by: Blago at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (wMRY8) Posted by: The Cabal at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (CaJIi) 19
Even if we had a lockdown, the border would still be wide open. Nothing is more important than keeping it open. Posted by: hobbitopoly Sure, but busses to sanctuary paradises would be kaput. Purple Rose of Texas, here we come! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (xG4kz) 20
This seems rather out of control, eh what?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2023 05:36 PM (4I/2K) 21
Funny how we have MILLIONS of new legal and illegal immigrants, but somehow the Unemployment rate stays the same?
Could it be because they don't COUNT the illegals? oh, why, yes it could. B of Labor Stats itself only shows a 3 million increase last year... when 1.5 Million LEGAL immigrants were let in... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:37 PM (QPmu4) Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (dWjpk) 23
Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM Exactly. And? Posted by: Your Democrat Overlords at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (aQy7p) 24
Here's a video of people in Staten Island protesting by blocking illegal alien busses and the local LEOs arresting them for doing so.
https://is.gd/qVUdHG Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (R38qh) 25
This is still Trump's Fault because he should have mined the entire US Southern Border like they did in Bosnia !!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (/Qz4j) 26
If Trump was really a fascist dictator, all these traitors would have been cleaned out by now. They have all betrayed everything that America used to stand for.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 26, 2023 05:38 PM (wpJDK) 27
We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
Diversity is our strength. I'll pull out. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2023 05:39 PM (KSNKu) 28
Everything is "working as intended"...by those who seek our destruction. Anyone who would vote for more of this mess amounts to a sworn enemy at this point.
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2023 05:40 PM (ibQSj) 29
Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's home as the beneficiary address.
Both money wires happened when Joe was running for Preezy. https://is.gd/8933JX Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:40 PM (R38qh) 30
Oh, and illegals are also bringing tuberculosis across the border.
________________ Among other diseases, and probably also fentanyl. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (YqDXo) 31
Biden Makes History As the Border Patrol Announces an All-Time Record in Illegal Alien Encounters
Just wait until Joey encounters illegal aliens from Proxima Centauri Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4) 32
Cumulative inflation over the last 4 years? Even using the Govs fake low stats? 20.1%.
Are YOU making 20% more than 4 years ago? If not, you can thank immigration for a large portion of that. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (QPmu4) 33
Those 154,000 UAW think Biden gives a damn about them? LOL! The one that aren't eventually eliminated will be replaced by more complacent new Americans, who need those jobs.
Learn to blow leaves, fools. Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2023 05:42 PM (PTDkx) Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (Dz9Qm) 35
Cumulative inflation over the last 4 years? Even using the Govs fake low stats? 20.1%.
Are YOU making 20% more than 4 years ago? If not, you can thank immigration for a large portion of that. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2023 05:41 PM (QPmu4) === Questions the media will never ask. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (RIvkX) 36
Interesting, anti-illegal immigration sentiments in the WSJ editorial page today by one of their regular writers.
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (/e162) 37
Texas just needs to take its border under its own control and secure it. Bai-Den and the federal government have failed to do so; intentionally. Just send the feds packing, and send them to jail if they refuse to leave.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead A post here last week highlighted Abbott's letter to POTUS about activating the TX National Guard to protect its borders, etc. from last November. Did he actually do that? Are they assisting Border Patrol now? Or was it one of those tough letters that have no action behind them. Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (oiNtH) 38
Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM ________________ C'mon, they're probably educated taxpayers who speak English. The wretched refuse of the earth. "Give us your poor, your not overly bright, your uneducated, your unskilled, your people who will never learn English ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (YqDXo) 39
Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's home as the beneficiary address.
I read that as the Deep State handed their shill some new meat to wave about. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (YRsIm) 40
People in Staten Island protesting by blocking illegal alien busses and the local LEOs arresting them for doing so.
I'm old enough to remember a time when NYPD watched who they roughed up on Staten Island. Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (gmo/4) 41
39 Rep James Comer gets the gov't to cough up info RE two bank wires originating from Beijing that list Joe Biden's home as the beneficiary address.
I read that as the Deep State handed their shill some new meat to wave about. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:44 PM (YRsIm) Two weeks' worth. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (KSNKu) 42
Small consolation, the preverts have a fresh batch of south and central american kids to molest. Not to mention the inflation fighting abilities of slave labor. Make Central American Kids Make America Great Again! Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2023 05:45 PM (enJYY) 43
Maybe I should get some face and neck tattoos so I blend in...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (MeG8a) 44
The full CBP press release:
https://tinyurl.com/2zscnd83 This caught my eye - "Recidivism following the end of the Public Health Order under Title 42 has significantly decreased. Among CBP’s 232,972 overall encounters along the Southwest border in August 2023, 11% involved individuals who had at least one prior encounter in the previous 12 months, compared to an average one-year re-encounter rate of 14% for fiscal years 2014 – 2019 and a repeat encounter rate of 35% in August of 2022. In April 2023, the last month in which the Title 42 Public Health Order was fully in place, repeat encounters accounted for nearly a quarter, 23%, of overall encounters. The number of unique individuals encountered by CBP along the Southwest border was 164,911 in August 2023." Well of course the percentage of repeat border jumpers is down! Biden lets most everyone stay in-country on their first try to get in. But Mayorkas and MopTop will likely claim this is yet another Biden Immigration Victory. Posted by: GL at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (5fDan) 45
Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago. Posted by: FenelonSpoke I'd bet Randi Weingarten and her cronies had a hand in that. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 05:46 PM (63Dwl) 46
Jim Acosta says it's not so-
Townhall.com @townhallcom ACOSTA: "It just sounds like you're throwing rhetoric around with no basis in fact." @RepRalphNorman : "Have you been to the border?" ACOSTA: "Of course I have!" @RepRalphNorman : "Have you seen what's going on? The rapes? It's open! Nobody can deny that!" ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir, and the border is not open. That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents..." @RepRalphNorman : "The 5+ million that have gotten into this country illegal is not a figment of our imagination!" https://tinyurl.com/2ux6jepp Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC) 47
Maybe Putin should send Spetsnaz forces across the border because why not? Family values do not stop at the Don.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (KSNKu) 48
A post here last week highlighted Abbott's letter to POTUS about activating the TX National Guard to protect its borders, etc. from last November.
Almost a year ago, and have you seen anything in the news about that? I thought not. Abbot is just spinning his wheels. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (YRsIm) Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (4DHSI) 50
Learn to blow leaves, fools.
Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2023 05:42 PM (PTDkx) ______________ Put Kamala in charge of this. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (YqDXo) 51
The border is secure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (aD39U) 52
Hey, there's only 11 million illegals in the US today.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (4DHSI) _________________ Tomorrow, 11.1 million. Thursday, 11.2 million. ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 05:48 PM (YqDXo) 53
> Those 154,000 UAW think Biden gives a damn about them? LOL!
Hilariously, a big reason they're striking is electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers. The UAW doesn't like this. Biden's policies are pressuring US auto manufacturers to focus more on making electric cars. Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:49 PM (R38qh) 54
The best way to illegally enter this country is at the port of entry and turn yourself into INS for processing and shipment to the city of your choice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 05:49 PM (aD39U) 55
Not to mention the inflation fighting abilities of slave labor
Slave labor! Yay! Oh *Mexican* slave labor. Don't you have any Poles? Posted by: Yaroslav Hunka at September 26, 2023 05:50 PM (xttsV) 56
>>> 37 Texas just needs to take its border under its own control and secure it. Bai-Den and the federal government have failed to do so; intentionally. Just send the feds packing, and send them to jail if they refuse to leave.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead A post here last week highlighted Abbott's letter to POTUS about activating the TX National Guard to protect its borders, etc. from last November. Did he actually do that? Are they assisting Border Patrol now? Or was it one of those tough letters that have no action behind them. Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (oiNtH) I haven't heard, but apparently some commie shitstain 'judge' ruled the TX law allowing / requiring the TX Att'y general to prosecute voter fraud is unConstitutional. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:50 PM (llON8) 57
Almost a year ago, and have you seen anything in the news about that? I thought not. Abbot is just spinning his wheels.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead Exactly, that is what I thought unless there are any TX morons here to give an update. Posted by: Cheri at September 26, 2023 05:51 PM (oiNtH) 58
53 > Those 154,000 UAW think Biden gives a damn about them? LOL!
Hilariously, a big reason they're striking is electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers. The UAW doesn't like this. Biden's policies are pressuring US auto manufacturers to focus more on making electric cars. Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:49 PM (R38qh) And UAW leadership bent over backwards to endorse Biden over Trump in 2020. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2023 05:51 PM (/iWhV) 59
Biden Makes History As the Border Patrol Announces an All-Time Record in Illegal Alien Encounters
WOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm number one!!!!!! WOOOoo- *slips* *falls* *breaks hip* *shits Depends* Posted by: President Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 05:52 PM (QzZeQ) 60
> That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents...
Yeah, and after the border patrol agents remove any barriers to entry (like pesky razor wire), they diligently write down some fake information about the illegal, then give them a free plane ride or bus ride anywhere in CONUS. With a promise to show up to a hearing in a few months. *wink wink* Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 05:52 PM (R38qh) Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:53 PM (gmo/4) 62
I haven't heard, but apparently some commie shitstain 'judge' ruled the TX law allowing / requiring the TX Att'y general to prosecute voter fraud is unConstitutional. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:50 PM because of course it is is it the "Good & Plenty" clause, or is it some other emanation and / or penumbra? Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 05:53 PM (ENBF0) 63
ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir, and the border is not open. That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents..."
@RepRalphNorman : "The 5+ million that have gotten into this country illegal is not a figment of our imagination!" https://tinyurl.com/2ux6jepp Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC) Arrogant and stupid are an unfortunate combination. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (VdGjU) 64
>>> 63 ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir ... "
== Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 05:47 PM (NpAcC) Arrogant and stupid are an unfortunate combination. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (VdGjU) Who does Acosta think he is, and Eff.Bee.EYE agent?? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (llON8) 65
Raggity Karine says the border is all under control
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 05:55 PM (fwDg9) 66
The border is not wide open but my anus sure is.
Posted by: Jim Acosta Hamster Repository at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (OZjDX) 67
#65 Oh the border IS "under control"--the operative question is "By who?".
Posted by: Crusader at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (ibQSj) Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (gmo/4) 69
I understand Abbott's quagmire though. To secure the border would pit the State squarely against the US government. The cost in terms of money alone would probably bankrupt Texas. The violence and bloodshed that would ensue from blue on red forces, let alone between Texas LEOs, residents and the cartels would be staggering. But if you don't control your border or your destiny you're not a sovereign state. Your just a vassal.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (YRsIm) 70
"He's declaring an emergency -- and sending five chartered buses to NYC, Chicago, and Denver."
That many, huh? Well that's certainly a feather in your cap. Well done. Five whole buses. Problem solved. Everyone can quit worrying now. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 05:57 PM (aXxgO) 71
I understand Abbott's quagmire though. To secure the border would pit the State squarely against the US government. The cost in terms of money alone would probably bankrupt Texas. The violence and bloodshed that would ensue from blue on red forces, let alone between Texas LEOs, residents and the cartels would be staggering. But if you don't control your border or your destiny you're not a sovereign state. Your just a vassal.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 05:56 PM (YRsIm) Bounties. $20/ear. Posted by: Blood Meridian at September 26, 2023 05:57 PM (aD39U) 72
Chagas.
Posted by: Marooned at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (kt8QE) 73
Biden also makes history by setting oil production record of 13 million bpd.
Drill baby drill Unfortunately no matter how much we pump here we get no domestic price discount. The oil price paid is set by the Saudis. Hey!!! Someone has to pay for those expensive golf tournaments held on Trump courses Posted by: Paul at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (ozEDP) 74
Cruz: Bank Admitted to Pressuring Software Company to Stop Processing Payroll for Gun Sellers
"After my staff met with those banks, Intuit clarified that Bank of America required it to prohibit gun manufacturers from using QuickBooks payroll services while JPMorgan required Intuit to restrict gun sellers from using QuickBooks payment processing services." Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (4DHSI) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 05:59 PM (aXxgO) 76
Razor wire, concrete and steel barriers, toe-poppers, bouncing Bettys, punji stick pits, napalm fougasses, 82nd Airborne, Claymores, daisy cutters, rabid weasels, honey badgers on meth, mutated and ill-tempered sea bass, frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads... Don't anyone DARE tell me that we can't secure our borders. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (n+4am) Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (4DHSI) Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:01 PM (R38qh) 80
76
Razor wire, concrete and steel barriers, toe-poppers, bouncing Bettys, punji stick pits, napalm fougasses, 82nd Airborne, Claymores, daisy cutters, rabid weasels, honey badgers on meth, mutated and ill-tempered sea bass, frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads... Don't anyone DARE tell me that we can't secure our borders. Posted by: IllTemperedCur -------------------------- Don't need all that. Just tell the landowners, 'fire at will'. Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:02 PM (4DHSI) 81
Don't need all that. Just tell the landowners, 'fire at will'. Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:02 PM (4DHSI) Killjoy. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2023 06:02 PM (n+4am) 82
Shut up, Fool.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:03 PM (aD39U) 83
*steps on ant*
*trips* *falls* *breaks hip* *shits Depends* *helped up by Secret Service* *staggers over to waiting crowd* *sniffs little girl's hair for 15 minutes* Posted by: President Joe Biden at September 26, 2023 06:03 PM (QzZeQ) 84
> Don't need all that.
Just tell the landowners, 'fire at will'. I've seen pictures of ranchers that choose to battle with cartel members. It would be dumb as hell for ranchers to start shooting at illegals who are being shuttled across by cartel members. Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:03 PM (R38qh) 85
RIP Hall of Famer Brooks Robinson
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 26, 2023 06:04 PM (TkJnO) 86
I've seen pictures of ranchers that choose to battle with cartel members.
Apparently it will get you murdered by your own Border Patrol. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2023 06:04 PM (aD39U) 87
{14} Millions of unvetted illegals, but the Biden cabal wants to deport a homeschooling German, Christian family who were allowed asylum 15 years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2023 05:35 PM (RSbhh) I know that family left because they wanted the freedom to homeschool their children and raise them in a way they found appropriate. If deported, this is what they're going back to: "GERMANY: Pro-Prostitution Picture Book Offered To Children By Government Officials" https://is.gd/8pnIaE I'd say they have an entirely legitimate asylum claim. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:05 PM (qPw5n) 88
Oh just let them WORK! (and vote, and stay here forever)
Posted by: Governor Hokum at September 26, 2023 06:05 PM (5FPX4) 89
"They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard" Actually I haven't heard that since shortly after Biden assumed over the border even the lemming might start noticing the number never changes. Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2023 06:05 PM (PTDkx) 90
In construction today was trying to tell a electrician to make sure they closed the office door when they leave
No English Look I showed him, pull bucket holding door open and motioned door shut Got a ok, will see tomorrow Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:06 PM (fwDg9) 91
Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (R38qh) 93
Hey, there's only 11 million illegals in the US today.
Posted by: Braenyard Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Posted by: The Talking Heads at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (CaJIi) 94
Give them fair warning that they will receive a lead reception past the half way across the Rio. It's a lot more civil than toe poppers and bouncing betty's.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (4DHSI) 95
when america finally collapses, we will finally see the beginning of the golden age of true socialism. in his honor bernie sanders' pic will be on the trillion dollar bill which will come out in the year 31,218 a.b. (after biden)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (B1FKF) 96
I wonder when we will reach the point that it doesn't matter anymore whether or not Slow Joe falls and breaks his neck.
Or have we already passed that? Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (RLLZj) 97
"77 They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:00 PM (4DHSI)" my personal SWAG is between 30 and 40 million Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (YNbPJ) 98
Hot news @TheNewsTrending
Trains full on their way to the US. https://tinyurl.com/2nhtxx5p 50 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (krqg6) 99
"They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard" I remember the figure from the early 90's. Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (dNNCD) 100
I think Hot Wheels could make an effort to do more. Ban the use of state funds for any expenditures on illegals. Ban public schools from enrolling illegals. Fine and shut down a couple of high profile employers who use illegals. Sue the feds for restitution of funds spent to date for caring for illegals. Maybe arrest a few CBP agents who destroy barriers. Maybe issue a warrant for the arrest of Mayorkas.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (YRsIm) 101
This is a shocking new development
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (xcxpd) 102
In construction today was trying to tell a electrician to make sure they closed the office door when they leave
No English Look I showed him, pull bucket holding door open and motioned door shut *shudder* You trust the man to do electrical work even though he can't close a door without reminders and instruction? Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (R38qh) 103
Anyone who says "America is an idea" should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Zek at September 26, 2023 06:08 PM (5FPX4) 104
"They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard" I remember the figure from the early 90's. ...and the guess back then was 34 million. Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2023 06:09 PM (dNNCD) 105
91 Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl) Good boy... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:09 PM (xcxpd) 106
>>>Illegal Alien Encounters
"It's aliens!" Posted by: m at September 26, 2023 05:43 PM (Dz9Qm) ....... They're supposed to stop on the moon and apply for asylum. That's my "Remain On The Moon" policy. Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T) 107
"They've been saying 11 million since '08.
Posted by: Braenyard" Now they mean 11 million Per Year. They leave out the per year part because we can't handle the truth. Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:10 PM (RLLZj) 108
Thanks, GOPe, for stalling on Trump's border wall. /eyeroll
Posted by: pookysgirl, still in favor of an alligator moat at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (dtlDP) 109
Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan. No final decision has been made on whether the plant will, ultimately, become operational, said Ford spokesman T.R. Reid. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (63Dwl) 110
Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
----- A black one do you know? Because the WH staff Major bit were all black. [Three, I think.] Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (krqg6) 111
RIP Hall of Famer Brooks Robinson Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 26, 2023 06:04 PM another grim milestone for the biden administration Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (ENBF0) 112
Did KJP find a new carpet cleaner yet?
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (v0R5T) 113
James Comer:
I just subpoenaed & obtained two bank wires revealing Hunter Biden received payments originating from Beijing in 2019 when Joe Biden was running for President. Joe Biden’s Delaware home is listed as the beneficiary address for both money wires from China. https://twitter.com/ RepJamesComer/status/1706777879290290624 Posted by: Ann at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (4neFu) 114
Joe's dog bit another Secret Service agent last night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl) When old joe's whole secser team quits in protest, I'll start to care. Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (89Sog) 115
What happened to the obviously bullsh*t story that most of these wetbacks were women bringing their children?
Could it be that we were lied to? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (lQONO) 116
re 74: 2nd amendment doesn't say anything about a right to buy anything, does it? case closed. can't wait till my bank discovers i've been paying cash to buy liquor
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:11 PM (B1FKF) 117
Arrogant and stupid are an unfortunate combination.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (VdGjU) Who does Acosta think he is, and Eff.Bee.EYE agent?? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 26, 2023 05:54 PM (llON ******* Acosta knows his audience will believe everything that comes out of his lying mouth. You can have videos showing illegals flooding our borders and his audience will still be in denial because of their hatred of the MAGA Republicans. Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 06:12 PM (NpAcC) 118
Ten times the influx of illegal aliens?
That happens when you deliberately remove barries, advertise, and subsidize. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 06:12 PM (ga8qR) 119
re 113: no reasonable prosecutor rule invoked
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:12 PM (B1FKF) 120
How is what's happening NOT an invasion?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:13 PM (qPw5n) Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (RLLZj) 122
Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.
....... Took 'em a while to figure out how screwed they are. Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (v0R5T) 123
What happened to the obviously bullsh*t story that most of these wetbacks were women bringing their children? Could it be that we were lied to? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo All single men now. Probably going to reunite with their families. (ha ha) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (63Dwl) 124
>>>I haven't heard, but apparently some commie shitstain 'judge' ruled the TX law allowing / requiring the TX Att'y general to prosecute voter fraud is unConstitutional.
Nope. It is the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals that I believe are all repubs. Here they are https://www.txcourts.gov/cca/about-the-court/judges/ Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (8uzBS) 125
@53 electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers.
We've gone into this before, but you're going to go la-la-la and keep chanting. It's not true. Now, are more of those workers off-shore-able? You bet. More of the processes moved away from a targetable single plant location? Sure. More slave labor, too. 100% of EV support consists of "Look at ME, Dad." Nasty boys with poor spatial awareness. They're not smart enough to do real cars, so they need that magic drawer on the side of the CPU. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:14 PM (4PZHB) 126
if only we could send them all to cali and the let them seceed
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (B1FKF) 127
115 What happened to the obviously bullsh*t story that most of these wetbacks were women bringing their children?
Could it be that we were lied to? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo --------------------------- Bite your tongue. Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (4DHSI) 128
Breaking911 @Breaking911 46m
JUST IN: Biden’s Dog ‘Commander’ Bites Another Secret Service Agent; 11th Biting Incident Involving POTUS’ Pet Biden's Dog 'Commander' Bites Another Secret Service Agent; 11th Biting Incident Involving POTUS'... Monday evening at the White House, “Commander,” President Joe Biden’s dog, bit another US Secret Service agent, CNN reported. This marks the 11th known biting incident involving the 2-year-old German... https://tinyurl.com/4mp75sjp ||It’s worth noting that another one of President Biden’s dogs, “Major,” was also involved in biting incidents at the White House. Major was subsequently relocated out of the White House, and Commander took his place in 2021.|| Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (krqg6) 129
Who needs an orginized military invasion when they are willing to let an unorganized mob of unarmed people through the border.
- Every Other Country Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 26, 2023 06:15 PM (ga8qR) 130
Hundreds of 1000s need to be bussed and released right smack dab on Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 26, 2023 06:16 PM (mupln) 131
Brooks Robinson (sad face)
A true gentleman athlete. I have his autograph. He was always at events in Baltimore when I was a kid (late 60s-70s). Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at September 26, 2023 06:16 PM (goJt/) 132
53 electric vehicles have fewer parts and can be made with fewer workers.
---- And by fewer workers, they mean fewer US union workers. Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2023 06:17 PM (RLLZj) 133
it's trump's fault for not building enough facilities to process them all.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 06:17 PM (B1FKF) 134
Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.
No final decision has been made on whether the plant will, ultimately, become operational, said Ford spokesman T.R. Reid. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr ------------------ Someone in the family reach down and find great grandpa's gene and decide to build real cars again? Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:17 PM (4DHSI) 135
Major and Commander: The Far Side of the White House
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2023 06:18 PM (63Dwl) 136
Shorter Acosta: don't believe your lying eyes!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2023 06:18 PM (RIvkX) 137
> We've gone into this before, but you're going to go la-la-la and keep chanting. It's not true. Now, are more of those workers off-shore-able? You bet. More of the processes moved away from a targetable single plant location? Sure. More slave labor, too.
According to Business Insider, both Ford and Volkswagen have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor than conventional vehicles. https://is.gd/sR7yYD Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:18 PM (R38qh) 138
I am starting to think I just might possibly need to buy more ammo.
If only one of the cobs had told me to do so... Gosh! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 06:19 PM (T/Lqj) 139
138 I am starting to think I just might possibly need to buy more ammo.
If only one of the cobs had told me to do so... Gosh! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 06:19 PM (T/Lqj) #DoIt Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 26, 2023 06:20 PM (xcxpd) 140
Ford is pausing work on a new, $3.5 billion electric vehicle battery plant in Michigan.
-- I'm in upstate SC. BMW is building a massive, massive factory for EV batteries here. As far as I know, at least they're still proceeding. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 26, 2023 06:20 PM (mupln) 141
>>>According to Business Insider, both Ford and Volkswagen have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor than conventional vehicles.
https://is.gd/sR7yYD Posted by: bonhomme ---------------------- Doesn't matter, they will be built in China. Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:21 PM (4DHSI) 142
There needs to be a couple of busload of illegals dropped off in Rehoboth Beach, DE and in front of Mayorkas house every day.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 26, 2023 06:22 PM (YRsIm) 143
The MFM is parroting a statistic that illegals now outnumber the population of "X" number of of states.
"X" being around 15 states... give or take. I'd suggest the number of illegals here, today is closer to 70M. Consuming the majority of those state's population first mentioned. But segregated into border states primarily. I flunked basic math... so YMMV. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 26, 2023 06:22 PM (Q4IgG) 144
Dumping Joe??
ABC News @ABC 1h BREAKING: The federal probe into Pres. Biden's handling of classified documents prior to becoming president has grown into a sprawling investigation, sources say. Several sources estimated that as many as 100 witnesses have already been interviewed, with interviews conducted as recently as last week. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 06:22 PM (krqg6) 145
{141} ... Doesn't matter, they will be built in China.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:21 PM (4DHSI) To "Tofu-Dreg" standards! https://is.gd/nQouJq Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:23 PM (qPw5n) 146
Hundreds of 1000s need to be bussed and released right smack dab on Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
Posted by: Lady in Black Tens of thousands need to face crew served weapons at the border, so they stay in Mexico. Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 06:23 PM (FuUAU) 147
BMW cancelled all sales of gas bikes.
Want a new BMW bike? It will be electric. Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2023 06:23 PM (4DHSI) 148
Poor dog needs rescue from diaper filler.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:24 PM (zLfni) 149
The UAW knows the drive train manufacturers are going the way of the Dodo bird if electrics become the norm. One to four electric motors per vehicle replaces all of the engines, transmissions and differential components coming from manufacturing plants.
Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (8uzBS) 150
According to Business Insider, both Ford and Volkswagen have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor than conventional vehicles.
Posted by: bonhomme What makes me think it's because they are designed to only last as long as the batteries? Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (IG4Id) 151
have estimated electric cars require 30% less labor
We'll make it up on the volume of flaming wrecks... and the houses, ships, etc. they burn down. Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (FhXTo) 152
> BMW cancelled all sales of gas bikes.
Want a new BMW bike? It will be electric. I had an R1200C. It was a gorgeous bike, and very reliable. Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (R38qh) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (zLfni) 154
Biden can't do anything right.
JOE BIDEN'S DOG HAS BIT AN 11TH SECRET SERVICE AGENT - They need to Old Yeller him. Not the dog, Joe. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7) 155
The UAW knows the drive train manufacturers are going the way of the Dodo bird if electrics become the norm. One to four electric motors per vehicle replaces all of the engines, transmissions and differential components coming from manufacturing plants. Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM Bingo Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 06:26 PM (ENBF0) 156
I am starting to think I just might possibly need to buy more ammo.
If only one of the cobs had told me to do so... Gosh! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 06:19 PM * points and giggles * Posted by: Range Babes at September 26, 2023 06:26 PM (a3Q+t) 157
NOOD Quick Hits
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (qPw5n) 158
@137 and if "Business Insider" doesn't qualify as "la-la-la," you've shot your wad early. You're only counting final assembly hours. You can make an accounting report, of a style, to support any bullshit coming down the pike, but it is not true. You're leaving parts out. This is done on purpose, to wow rubes.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (4PZHB) 159
The UAW knows the drive train manufacturers are going the way of the Dodo bird if electrics become the norm. One to four electric motors per vehicle replaces all of the engines, transmissions and differential components coming from manufacturing plants.
Posted by: DanMan at September 26, 2023 06:25 PM Bingo Posted by: AltonJackson According to Way, Way Downriver, y'all are wrong and are just sticking your fingers in your ears and saying la la la. Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (R38qh) 160
nood!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (YNbPJ) 161
@150
>>What makes me think it's because they are designed to only last as long as the batteries? Any device with an internal rechargeable battery is inherently disposable. You are not going to be seeing 15, 20 or 25 year old EV's on the road... ...By design. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:28 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (zLfni) 163
Please toss Sundowner under the bus
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 06:29 PM (fwDg9) 164
Hey, All.
I planted a massive turd today on the Art Thread. I would like to explain. The commenter known as Robert said something about going home and drinking bourbon in his underwear. I assumed it was meant facetiously, so I responded facetiously, referencing the meme of "Pics or it didn't happen," thinking that that particular meme referred to any debauched behavior, and not just frolics with female lovlies. Boy, did y'all give me pushback on that. I was surprised by the response, and so in my embarassment, responded with lame responses like "I did it for the 'ettes," which, of course, did not fly. Immediately, I became the blog's new ghey whipping horse. Even knowing the nature of the Horde, I was surprised by the amount of snark that I received in response to that comment. That being said, although I was ashamed by my comment, I understand how things are here, and do not hold any of the responses to my original bad joke against any of the commenters here. (Hey, Sponge!) By the way, when I told today's story to my wife, who has much longer experience with the Horde than I do (though she seldom comments), she thought that it was hilarious. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (xTRSc) 165
@152 BMW got a federal order to suspend sales of their ICE motorcycles, on a safety complaint. You're bullshitting, junior.
You're a battery salesman, aren't you. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (4PZHB) 166
> if "Business Insider" doesn't qualify as "la-la-la," you've shot your wad early.
You're a clown. Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2023 06:30 PM (R38qh) 167
>>ABC News @ABC 1h
BREAKING: The federal probe into Pres. Biden's handling of classified documents prior to becoming president has grown into a sprawling investigation, sources say. >>Several sources estimated that as many as 100 witnesses have already been interviewed, with interviews conducted as recently as last week. Sounds like our masters in the intel community are sending Joe another message. I hope he doesn't listen. Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 06:31 PM (ZLI7S) 168
164 She (my wife) has known the Horder far better and longer than I have.
So, can we just forget my response to Robert on the Art Thread already? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 06:31 PM (xTRSc) 169
But BONHOMME says there is a CHART that PROVES THIS.
Look at Him, Dad. He's got ya now. Keep dancing, kid. Some nice man will notice you. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 26, 2023 06:33 PM (4PZHB) 170
ACOSTA: "I'll ask the questions sir, and the border is not open. That is something that is peddled as a talking point, but it's not true. There are fences, there are walls, there are border patrol agents..."
__________________ Are they pole-vaulting into the country? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2023 06:41 PM (YqDXo) 171
@170
>>Are they pole-vaulting into the country? Technically, they are correct, the illegals they are apprehending, they are simply letting go and giving them an appearance ticket for sometime in 2027, they are "perusing" the got aways and will "deport" them "when and if" they are apprehended. There is still an ICE, they are still tasked with a mission that they are attempting to carry out, etc. The proper conceptualization is that there is functionally no border. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 06:57 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: sturmbanfuehrer hunka at September 26, 2023 07:01 PM (oY6Yp) 173
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