Report: Hollywood Is Rebooting <i>The Office</i> Into The Office Cinematic Universe (TOCU) Because Everything Is Stupid Now

Report: Hollywood Is Rebooting The Office Into The Office Cinematic Universe (TOCU) Because Everything Is Stupid Now

Okay, they're not creating The Office Cinematic Universe. I don't think. But then, come on, you know if they're making one Office reboot, they're also going to be rebooting Parks & Rec and tying it into The Office this time.

I know we keep saying "Hollywood is officially out of ideas" but if they can endlessly repeat themselves, why can't we?

According to Puck journalist Matt Belloni, a reboot of The Office is in the works with U.S. showrunner Greg Daniels set to return.
However, nothing has been confirmed by NBC, the show's original network. Could a reboot end up on NBC? What about Peacock? When the writers' strike is officially over, we'll likely hear official news about The Office reboot. Back in February 2023, Susan Rovner, the chairman of entertainment content at NBCUniversal TV and streaming, told The Hollywood Reporter that she was "standing by with opening arms for "whatever Greg Daniels" decided to do with The Office.
Greg has been open about his uncertainty regarding a reboot of the beloved comedy. "It was such a perfect thing that I would hesitate to open it up," Greg told EW in 2019. "We got the chance to end it the way we wanted to end it. It wasn't like we were interrupted in the middle of a run or something. So in a sense, it's completely an artistic whole. But, that said, I don't know, the cast every now and then talks about getting back together in some form, but I don't see it being a reboot like the way Will & Grace was rebooted."
After The Office left Netflix for Peacock, NBC's streaming service, Greg told E! News that a reunion was "more likely now," but there were "no plans" at that time. He continued, "People are more open to it now it seems like. I think the issue is what is left to say about the characters. I don't know, it's still pretty vague."

When asked about a potential reboot in 2022, he revealed why he couldn't just bring the same show back. "When people hear 'reboot,' they think it's the exact same show. I don't think that would work," he told The Hollywood Reporter in 2022. "I also think that the content was very much pitched for that period of time, when people weren't as sensitive to what is giving offense to people so that you could have a boss who kept putting his foot in it. You could feel that the content was sort of helping people see things as being offensive that they might not have seen as offensive before, because they were just used to it. Now, everybody's much more aware of how offensive certain things are. We're in a different place in the cycle of consciousness-raising."
The showrunner also admitted what he would take from the original series. "The part I would take is the documentary format and the idea that it is an examination from a documentarian's perspective. I wouldn't try to redo it," he added.

In more Hollywood news, Bounding Into Comics reports that Forbes has again used the trick of getting hold of the UK tax filings to find a movie's budget. They report that the budget so far is $209 million, and that was only partly through the production. Costs will rise to $300 million or more, and then they will spend at least $100 million on marketing.

Forbes says that the movie will need to make at least $336 million to break even. As WDW-Pro and Culture Casino point out, that is "disinformation." With the movie likely to cost $400 million or more with marketing costs, and with the studio receiving about half of all ticket sales, the movie will have to make $800-$900 million to break even.

Prognosis: Negative.

Chances that Rachel Zegler can be successfully silenced by Disney so that they don't have a gaffe a week to deal with? Unlikely! Though they have, in good Patriarchy style, shut that very loud woman up for the past few months.

Even Gen Z girls are making fun of Zegler and Disney:

I really doubt this is true, but just for the sake of completeness, the Inside the Magic blog is reporting the rumor, just the rumor, that Zegler has been fired from Snow Beige and will be recast.

If Disney really wanted to cut its losses here, it wouldn't just recast Zegler, it would cancel the entire film.

Which has has also been rumored/claimed by the Inside the Magic blog, on September 4. But there's no confirmation of that.

Give the strikes, studios can use the legal doctrine of force majeure to cancel contracts. That doctrine states that if a contract is unfulfillable due to circumstances beyond your control -- Act of God, war, etc. -- you can unilaterally cancel the contract without consequences. The strikes should count as force majeure, and studios have reportedly been letting people go. Supposedly the two male Rick and Morty writers who delivered two big Marvel disappointments were fired from the Avengers sequels. Supposedly. There hasn't been confirmation about this, just rumors.

So Disney could end this already-failed production. But they probably will not.

Via the Bee:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:44 PM

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2023 04:44 PM (q4g6M)

2 First!

That's what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 04:45 PM (krqg6)

3 I really doubt this is true, but just for the sake of completeness, the Inside the Magic blog is reporting the rumor, just the rumor, that Zegler has been fired from Snow Beige and will be recast.

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If you read the article, it doesn't match the headline. Both the headline and the article are piss poorly written, but the actual "letting go" is around Zegler's casting in Paddington 3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

4 Six seasons and a movie!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 04:46 PM (krqg6)

5 I would rather watch a dog squeeze out a coil onto my yard than spend more than ten seconds watching anything that Hollywood has made in the past 20 years.

Posted by: ballistic at September 27, 2023 04:46 PM (oXNqT)

6 Joe Biden didn't steal classified documents. There were just faulty processes in place by nameless unidentifiable bureaucrats. No there, there.

and according to the story, the investigation “has grown into a sprawling examination of Obama-era security protocols and internal White House processes.” Right there, alarm bells should be going off. The investigation may have expanded, but is it really about Joe Biden anymore, or is it about Obama administration security protocols? When you read between the lines, it sounds like the burglar is getting off the hook because the home he robbed wasn’t locked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2023 04:47 PM (O+BhX)

7 Ace-I really appreciate you bringing us some good news. One can get despondent around here unless there is the occasional ray of sunshine, such as Disney imitating the Titanic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:47 PM (I/Qkd)

8 Leave Barney Miller alone. I prefer to remember it the way it was.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 27, 2023 04:47 PM (4q7fs)

9 I know we keep saying "Hollywood is officially out of ideas" but if they can endlessly repeat themselves, why can't we?
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The "Amy Schumer Cinematic Universe"

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (L+131)

10 Freak Shows for the people..

Posted by: tubal at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (PCK5/)

11 Prognosis: Negative.
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I preferred Rochelle, Rochelle.

Coma was pretty good too after she woke up.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (krqg6)

12 Here's the text:

Now, ahead of the release of Disney’s Snow White, Rachel Zegler has been dropped from another project.
As reported by The Hollywood Handle, Zegler is no longer set to star in Paddington 3. This series of films starring the loveable bear has grown into one of the most successful family-friendly franchises. The second film has maintained one of the highest critic scores of all time on Rotten Tomatoes, with the third film also expected to be a big hit. Zegler was revealed to be attached to the upcoming film a few months ago but has since been removed from the project."

The headline in the link you linked to is even worse than the Inside the Magic headline, which was just unclear. The headline you linked to just simply doesn't match the article at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

13 "I also think that the content was very much pitched for that period of time, when people weren't as sensitive to what is giving offense to people so that you could have a boss who kept putting his foot in it. You could feel that the content was sort of helping people see things as being offensive that they might not have seen as offensive before, because they were just used to it. Now, everybody's much more aware of how offensive certain things are. We're in a different place in the cycle of consciousness-raising."
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Authentic Hollywood gibberish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (t0OGg)

14 I know we keep saying "Hollywood is officially out of ideas" but if they can endlessly repeat themselves, why can't we?

I'm waiting for the reboot of Groundhog Day. It's very meta.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (I/Qkd)

15 Hopefully, all these assholes will go on strike again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 04:49 PM (0lY6Y)

16
$10 bucks says it's a transgender sex work office.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2023 04:49 PM (+oR7L)

17 Authentic Hollywood gibberish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:48 PM (t0OGg)

Tell me you don't understand why your show was funny without telling me you don't understand why your show was funny.

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2023 04:50 PM (EGPRf)

18 Just axing Snow brown is not gonna help if they keep the same weird "Dwarves."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2023 04:50 PM (bs+z0)

19 >>Report: Hollywood Is Rebooting The Office

Good. Now every episode can include a scene where Michael Scott gets punched in the face.

Please.

Posted by: DB - adventures in commenting at September 27, 2023 04:50 PM (geLO8)

20 Forbes says that the movie will need to make at least $336 million to break even. As WDW-Pro and Culture Casino point out, that is "disinformation." With the movie likely to cost $400 million or more with marketing costs, and with the studio receiving about half of all ticket sales, the movie will have to make $800-$900 million to break even.
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Yeah, the rule of thumb is "retail ticket sales need to be at least double the production, marketing and distribution costs." That is going to be a tall order for Faux White.

And that's okay. It used to be, anyway. Home video, video rentals, TV syndication, etc. were all long-term revenue streams that could turn a flop into something not too bad, or even into a hit over a long enough timeline. Not anymore. Now it's PVOD and then streaming, often too quickly. The box office is, ironically, more important than it ever has been since the advent of home video.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

21 It's still not clear to me that Zegler was doing her own thing, as opposed to what she was told to do by the suits. Either way, she's not terribly bright.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:51 PM (I/Qkd)

22 "Authentic Hollywood gibberish."

Nice.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 27, 2023 04:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

23 I thought Cocaine Bear was the new Paddington movie.

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2023 04:51 PM (EGPRf)

24 20 And that's okay. It used to be, anyway. Home video, video rentals, TV syndication, etc. were all long-term revenue streams that could turn a flop into something not too bad, or even into a hit over a long enough timeline. Not anymore. Now it's PVOD and then streaming, often too quickly. The box office is, ironically, more important than it ever has been since the advent of home video.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)

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But Disney+ isn't losing money, right?

And Disney has just all the gross profits, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

25 Leave Barney Miller alone. I prefer to remember it the way it was.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 27, 2023 04:47 PM (4q7fs)

Agee. Barney Miller was great comedy. Something that can’t be done today because it’s funny and doesn’t lecture us.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 27, 2023 04:52 PM (NJ1o7)

26 I really think it would be a great running gag

Posted by: DB - adventures in commenting at September 27, 2023 04:52 PM (geLO8)

27 What are those seven freaks doing in my pasture?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Jimmy, go get the backhoe.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

28
Mockumentories forever cause they're ironic, man.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (OtTHS)

29 For what it's worth Amazon is posting a lot of good movies from the pre-woke past.

Next up Quest for Fire featuring nude daughter of Tommy Chung teaching missionary position to caveman.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (nnp+f)

30 The Bee nails it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (Q4IgG)

31 If Disney really wanted to cut its losses here, it wouldn't just recast Zegler, it would cancel the entire film.
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They probably can't do either. To get rid of her, they will have to re-shoot most of the movie. The cost would probably climb to the neighborhood of $550 million and they'd have to spend even *more* on marketing due to the PR disaster that would result. No chance.

As to just killing it, maybe. They probably have contracts requiring them to release it and those will get expensive fast if they shit-can it. And the UK will claw back the subsidies, which on a movie this big are probably in the neighborhood of $50 million. Canceling this thing would probably cost more than marketing and distributing it, and they'd end up with nothing.

This whole claim - both the "recast Zegler" and the "don't release it at all" stuff - smells like bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:54 PM (t0OGg)

32 Who was the damn costumer/wardrobe person for Snow White?

They really need counseling.

I mean, you see those costumes, right?

Posted by: DOYLE at September 27, 2023 04:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

33 Good. Now every episode can include a scene where ~~Michael Scott~~ Jim Halpert gets punched in the face.

Please.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 04:54 PM (krqg6)

34 29 For what it's worth Amazon is posting a lot of good movies from the pre-woke past.

Next up Quest for Fire featuring nude daughter of Tommy Chung teaching missionary position to caveman.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (nnp+f)

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Cinema is more than a hundred years old and worldwide.

You could discover new stuff (to you) everyday for the rest of your life and still never watch anything made within the past 30 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

35 The 3rd "dwarf" in the line looks like he's getting ready to clock someone with his crutch. I guess he's Limpy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:54 PM (I/Qkd)

36 Next up Quest for Fire featuring nude daughter of Tommy Chung teaching missionary position to caveman.
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Gronk like Shell People babes.

Posted by: Gronk at September 27, 2023 04:55 PM (krqg6)

37 Whoops, meant agree. But there were many shows you could just sit back and laugh. Not any more, we must be educated and woken up. Sh!t.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 27, 2023 04:56 PM (NJ1o7)

38 33 Good. Now every episode can include a scene where Michael Scott Jim Halpert gets punched in the face.

Please.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 04:54 PM (krqg6)

What? Jim's awesome! Yeah, he's kind of lazy and a prick to the easiest target at his work place, but at least he's willing to cozy up to the one attached chick in the office.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)

39 The writers get a guarantee of a certain number of writers per episode. You can now be guaranteed that the number of episodes per year will decrease from 22 to 16-18. Also the writers are now back but the actors aren't and allegedly they are asking for the moon. The fun thing will be to see the ratings of the kate night shows. I stopped watching years ago but I would love to see those unfunny hosts birch slapped by reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2023 04:56 PM (cot+J)

40 "Faux White and the Seven Vagrants" is the story of our age, Ace!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (t0OGg)

41 As usual, that Babylon Bee title at the end holds far more truth than satire.

Are we sure they have not replaced the NYT as America's most trusted news source?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

42 Next up Quest for Fire featuring nude daughter of Tommy Chung teaching missionary position to caveman.

She's now 62 and looks like an abuela.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (I/Qkd)

43 What's with the circus people and the one-armed midget?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (ga8qR)

44 What? Jim's awesome! Yeah, he's kind of lazy and a prick to the easiest target at his work place, but at least he's willing to cozy up to the one attached chick in the office.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)
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Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (t0OGg)

45 Late night and bitch slapped, though birch slapped works also. Damn hot dog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (cot+J)

46 34 I would say there are only a few watchable movies made this century, including a cartoon (Up) and live action adaption of a cartoon (Joker).

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (nnp+f)

47 As usual, that Babylon Bee title at the end holds far more truth than satire.

Are we sure they have not replaced the NYT as America's most trusted news source?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (YIVH2)
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I've been non-ironically referring to them as "The Paper of Record" for years now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (t0OGg)

48 23 I thought Cocaine Bear was the new Paddington movie.
Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2023 04:51 PM (EGPRf)
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Nice!

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

49 Rachel Zegler?

No idea who she is, but I am interested in only one thing...does she have a nice rack?

Objectifying these idiot drones is the least we can do!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (lQONO)

50 Just axing Snow brown is not gonna help if they keep the same weird "Dwarves."
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2023 04:50 PM (bs+z0)
.........

I want Midget Mexican Wrestlers.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

51 How did Jack Black escape being cast as a Snow Whte dwarf? He's a natural.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (U06mf)

52 "Faux White and the Seven Vagrants" is the story of our age, Ace!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Will she succumb to fentanyl instead of a poison apple? And choose death over romantic rescue from Prince Charming? So stronk!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (OpJIo)

53 I want Midget Mexican Wrestlers.
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

Luchadoritos!

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (PiwSw)

54 How much longer will God look at the Earth and say "Fuck it". A failed experiment and just destroy the place and start over on Mars ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (FBf3u)

55 I know we keep saying "Hollywood is officially out of ideas"

They should reboot (i.e., race and gender swap- but in one direction only) individual episodes. Such creativity will be even less taxing on their Fetterman minds.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (bt2PN)

56 49 Objectifying these idiot drones is the least we can do!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (lQONO)

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The Afternoon Arterton is back and ready and happy to be objectified:

https://is.gd/XQ8zqA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

57 []How did Jack Black escape being cast as a Snow Whte dwarf? He's a natural.

The only one higher on my list of hated Hollywood types is Will Ferrell.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (I/Qkd)

58 Afternoon.

I know it's really fun to point at these mega budgets and laugh but I'd like to know where all that money is going because even a casual glance at any of these films will tell you it's *not* going on screen. They're looking like shitty, amateurish made-for-TV affairs.

I know Hollywood can be pretty crooked, a lot of money ends up the producer's nose, but I'm getting this sneaking suspicion that there's mind blowing levels of fraud occurring.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2023 05:00 PM (1Yy3c)

59 Rachel Zegler?

No idea who she is, but I am interested in only one thing...does she have a nice rack?

Objectifying these idiot drones is the least we can do!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (lQONO)
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Judge for yourself:
https://is.gd/8a8jFg
https://is.gd/2yxqwP
https://is.gd/UW3rlI
https://is.gd/sX6okz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

60 In more Hollywood news, Bounding Into Comics reports that Forbes has again used the trick of getting hold of the UK tax filings to find a movie's budget. They report that the budget so far is $209 million, and that was only partly through the production. Costs will rise to $300 million or more, and then they will spend at least $100 million on marketing.

>>> Missing the proper noun of "Woke Snow Beige."

Posted by: pookysgirl, English Major Forever at September 27, 2023 05:01 PM (dtlDP)

61 How much longer will God look at the Earth and say "Fuck it". A failed experiment and just destroy the place and start over on Mars ????

What will happen when some future Martian comes upon a Tesla with an astronaut dummy in it?

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2023 05:01 PM (bt2PN)

62 No idea who she is, but I am interested in only one thing...does she have a nice rack?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM (lQONO)

No.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2023 05:01 PM (1Yy3c)

63 She's now 62 and looks like an abuela.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:57 PM (I/Qkd)
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She probably is an abuela, and her grandchildren write college admission essays about how good her cooking is at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 05:01 PM (U06mf)

64 The Afternoon Arterton is back and ready and happy to be objectified:

https://is.gd/XQ8zqA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
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Damn.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 05:02 PM (U06mf)

65 The only one higher on my list of hated Hollywood types is Will Ferrell.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (I/Qkd)
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Up twinkles for this

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 05:03 PM (U06mf)

66 Next up Quest for Fire featuring nude daughter of Tommy Chung teaching missionary position to caveman.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (nnp+f)

I saw that movie late one night after I graduated high school. It sucked.

But since you mention it!

Iron Maiden - Quest For Fire

https://youtu.be/qFD0eo-hErU?si=WBTrQBgzabPh_rxa

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2023 05:04 PM (1Yy3c)

67 No idea who she is, but I am interested in only one thing...does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM

Man does not live by rack of ribs only, but also with cake.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2023 05:04 PM (a3Q+t)

68 Off Topic - On the sidebar, Weird Dave, Brooks Robinson was not the greatest 3rd baseman of all time. He was the 3rd baseman who played the greatest in the world series showcasing his glove, which was stellar, but was not even the best defensively among the best 3rd basemen of his age (Santo's field adjusted fielding stats are better than Robinson's, and Robinson couldn't carry Santos bat - or Schmidt's or Musial's.)

He was a great defender. And I enjoyed the hell out of him playing in the post season with those great Orioles teams. Everyone's day comes, sad to see many of the guys I enjoyed watching in my youth have that final moment arrive, which reminds me my day draws closer. Sounds like a real stand up guy. He will be missed.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 27, 2023 05:05 PM (GZYu7)

69 The Afternoon Arterton is back and ready and happy to be objectified:

https://is.gd/XQ8zqA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
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Damn.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 05:02 PM (U06mf)

That one smooth armpit.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2023 05:05 PM (1Yy3c)

70 Well, of course Atherton doesn't mind being objectified. She's a professional actress. She's quite pretty. Nice picture, James Madison. I cannot say, however, that I'm sorry to have missed her in some movie
in which her character is kidnapped and abused in several graphic nude scenes.[21] The role required her to be handcuffed to a bed and wear a ball gag in her mouth throughout. She requested that she be left tied to the bed even when the camera was not on her to help her performance"-'From Wkilpedia

She was also a big supporter of the " Me Too" movment" What a champ!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2023 05:06 PM (RSbhh)

71
Reboot every Morgan Freeman flick where he's Preznit / God with Dylan Mulvany or transphobia wins, bigot.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2023 05:06 PM (OtTHS)

72 27 What are those seven freaks doing in my pasture?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Jimmy, go get the backhoe.
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

I got the lime, Pa!

Posted by: Bobby at September 27, 2023 05:06 PM (Rbu5d)

73 The Afternoon Arterton is back and ready and happy to be objectified:

https://is.gd/XQ8zqA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM

One simply could not ask for an elbow more fetchingly displayed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2023 05:06 PM (a3Q+t)

74 I saw that movie late one night after I graduated high school. It sucked.
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Gronk hope mama bear rip off nuts!

Posted by: Gronk at September 27, 2023 05:06 PM (krqg6)

75 Eh, I'll never see it

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 05:07 PM (fwDg9)

76 The Afternoon Arterton is back and ready and happy to be objectified:

Freckle beneath her chin. Unacceptable.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 05:07 PM (I/Qkd)

77 Iron Maiden - Quest For Fire
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Doh!

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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 05:08 PM (krqg6)

78 Remember that they want to remake THE NAKED GUN, they are out of Ideas

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 27, 2023 05:09 PM (dKiJG)

79 Sherilyn Fenn would have been a good Snow White in her day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2023 05:09 PM (yfXBS)

80 Since this a movie thread, Professor Tosspot has returned. Although, down on his luck he has managed a double header review.

https://tinyurl.com/3sywkft9

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2023 05:10 PM (azYCi)

81 How much longer will God look at the Earth and say "Fuck it". A failed experiment and just destroy the place and start over on Mars ????
Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (FBf3u)

Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:11 PM (BdMk6)

82 That picture of the snow beige reboot reminds me of the costuming for Godspell. Just random hippie clothing with no connection.

Posted by: InZona at September 27, 2023 05:11 PM (AknAR)

83 The Office was a good show for its time, but I can't imagine it being any good as a re-boot in 2023.

The humor of the show was how absurd (and yet somewhat believable) Michael and the other characters int he office were.

That would not be believable today.

They could shoot one episode, where Michael does his shtick, and it ends with him going to HR, who had pulled up his Tweets from 5 years ago where he said "women shouldnt compete in mens sports" and him getting unceremoniously fired.

The end.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2023 05:11 PM (mj0Qp)

84 How much longer will God look at the Earth and say "Fuck it". A failed experiment and just destroy the place and start over on Mars ????
Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM (FBf3u)

Perhaps this makes the decision to blow up earth for the intergalactic highway much easier. I mean at this point we all know the answer is 42.

Posted by: InZona at September 27, 2023 05:12 PM (AknAR)

85 "We're in a different place in the cycle of consciousness-raising."

Holy shit.

Posted by: Princess Washington at September 27, 2023 05:12 PM (nakGR)

86 Bitter Clinger I would agree

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 05:12 PM (fwDg9)

87 Doubtless they will portray "working in an office" as so stoopid and contemptible and sexist and racist and transphobic that "work at home" will be the hero of the story.

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at September 27, 2023 05:13 PM (s78zi)

88 Inside the Magic blog is reporting the rumor, just the rumor, that Zegler has been fired from Snow Beige and will be recast.

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I heard she's being replaced by Lizzo.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 27, 2023 05:13 PM (S0soJ)

89 I would say there are only a few watchable movies made this century, including a cartoon (Up) and live action adaption of a cartoon (Joker).
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 04:58 PM

Field Marshal, I'm surprised you didn't mention "The Death of Stalin"

Posted by: Chuck C at September 27, 2023 05:13 PM (xttsV)

90 3 The Afternoon Arterton is back and ready and happy to be objectified:

https://is.gd/XQ8zqA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 04:59 PM

Average MILF.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:13 PM (BdMk6)

91 ... the Inside the Magic blog is reporting the rumor, just the rumor, that Zegler has been fired from Snow Beige and will be recast.

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Zegler will next be cast as the White Witch in a #Woke reboot of the C.S. Lewis classic "The Chronicles of North Lansing: The Trannies, Whitmer, and Deplorables."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 27, 2023 05:14 PM (CeERx)

92 Perhaps this makes the decision to blow up earth for the intergalactic highway much easier. I mean at this point we all know the answer is 42.
Posted by: InZona
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*ponders*

Could Biden's gibberish actually be Vogon poetry?

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2023 05:14 PM (aBJcM)

93 Judge for yourself:
https://is.gd/8a8jFg
https://is.gd/2yxqwP
https://is.gd/UW3rlI
https://is.gd/sX6okz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)
.......

bony shoulders
no bikini wedgie

1/10

WNB

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

94 I didn't even bother watching the Night Court reboot because I knew it would suck.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 27, 2023 05:14 PM (xPl2J)

95 Average MILF.

Not an M.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2023 05:15 PM (I/Qkd)

96 94 I didn't even bother watching the Night Court reboot because I knew it would suck.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 27, 2023 05:14 PM (xPl2J)

=======

Did those two guys at the VCR repair shop ever get you back your VCR so you could watch your original Night Court tape?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 27, 2023 05:15 PM (LvTSG)

97 I always like a post about Snow Brown and the Seven Dirty Godless Commie Fucking Hippies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2023 05:17 PM (ufFY8)

98 >>>>Iron Maiden - Quest For Fire

"In a time when dinosaurs walked the Earth"

History failure in the first line.
They did better on Alexander The Great

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 27, 2023 05:17 PM (xPl2J)

99 Tell me you don't understand why your show was funny without telling me you don't understand why your show was funny.
Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2023 04:50 PM (EGPRf)

Most Hollywood types seem clueless as to what made their shows successful. Listen to the guys who made "Galaxy Quest." They talk about how the movie would have been even funnier if it had more swearing and lots of sex. No, it would be a forgotten movie that few remember.

Posted by: WOPR at September 27, 2023 05:17 PM (WFJRS)

100 Leave Barney Miller alone. I prefer to remember it the way it was.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 27, 2023 04:47 PM (4q7fs)

One of the best theme songs ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2023 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

101 Sherilyn Fenn would have been a good Snow White in her day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2023

***
She'd have been a good *anything* in her day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 05:19 PM (J2vNu)

102 So they're not dwarves and not real homeless, some kind of hybrid.
Dwobos?

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

103 I always like a post about Snow Brown and the Seven Dirty Godless Commie Fucking Hippies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2023 05:17 PM (ufFY

.......

Dwippies?

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

104 If Disney would just cancel all their films they just might make a profit selling Disney Back To School gear.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 05:21 PM (Krc4o)

105 I'm just glad Dizzy-ney hasn't bought up the rights to The Man From U.N.C.L.E. That is one property I do not want to see smeared. The 2015 movie did a very good job with the spirit of the original, while telling a new story with style and wit.

That is more of my childhood (and adolescence and young adulthood and older adulthood) than almost any other entertainment property.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 05:21 PM (J2vNu)

106
O/T:

Happy Belated Nord Stream Pipeline Explosion Day!!!

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 05:22 PM (ENBF0)

107 Iron Maiden - Quest For Fire

"In a time when dinosaurs walked the Earth"

History failure in the first line.
They did better on Alexander The Great

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 27, 2023 05:17 PM (xPl2J)

So: Alexander the Great -- When Dinosaurs Walked the Earth.

Is that better?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:22 PM (BdMk6)

108 Coal Black and de Seben Dwarves. Top notch hootch.

Posted by: Princess Washington at September 27, 2023 05:23 PM (nakGR)

109 I want to see a "Fat Albert" reboot.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 05:25 PM (k+EOy)

110

Just make all stars in these movies black and have no white guys except as bad guys.

I'm sure it'll work.

I haven't seen Oppenheimer, did they change him rom a skinny Jewish smart guy to a black rapper, like that Common guy?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 27, 2023 05:25 PM (UCNv1)

111 Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: The Seven Dweebs at September 27, 2023 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

112 I want to see a "Fat Albert" reboot.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Body Positivity Albert

(I loved Fat Albert!)

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2023 05:27 PM (aBJcM)

113 I want to see a "Fat Albert" reboot.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 05:25 PM (k+EOy)

Hire Lizzo, call it Fat Alberta. This is a gender bender that could work.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2023 05:28 PM (1Yy3c)

114 08 Coal Black and de Seben Dwarves. Top notch hootch.
Posted by: Princess Washington at September 27, 2023 05:23 PM (nakGR)

It won't be hootch, it'll be purple drank.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:29 PM (BdMk6)

115 The Office's Rainn Wilson had a 5 episode show, entitled Rainn Wilson and the Geography of Bliss, (season 1) on Peacock during May 2023. Though well rated by Rotten Tomatoes and others, I managed only one of the five shows.

"As a self-described mope, Rainn has a deeply personal interest in unlocking the secrets to happiness." Way, way too kind imo but there must be a market. Based on that and a current tv commercial featuring pre-teens imitating a few of the more popular characters from the original show, I can see an investor try a redo of The Office.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:30 PM (GshMh)

116 Hi-ho
Hi-ho
it's off to CalWORKS we go!

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

117 Beautiful afternoon out thar.

Posted by: JT at September 27, 2023 05:30 PM (T4tVD)

118 I'd be down with a "rewrite" of Snow White... to "Bud White", where guy gets lost in the woods and taken care of by seven gorgeous babes. Gender swapping the story that way seems ok.

It wouldn't be snow white, but that ship has clearly sailed. Why not go for the harem thing?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 27, 2023 05:30 PM (AxRGS)

119 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2023 05:21 PM (J2vNu)
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I wish they'd made another! It was very well done.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2023 05:30 PM (tA1xx)

120 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 27, 2023 05:30 PM (T4tVD)

121
I want to see a "Fat Albert" reboot.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 05:25 PM

Trivia answer in case it's ever the Jeopardy Final Question: What Pennsylvania correctional facility did both the Brazilian escaped killer who terrorized Pennsylvania residents for two weeks and Bill Cosby once spend time?

:: Jeopardy Final Answer Music ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:31 PM (enJYY)

122 Happy Belated Nord Stream Pipeline Explosion Day!!!
=====================
I did that!

Posted by: Brandon did that! at September 27, 2023 05:32 PM (tA1xx)

123 I'd be down with a "rewrite" of Snow White... to "Bud White", where guy gets lost in the woods and taken care of by seven gorgeous babes.
Posted by: GanGanowicz

Please to provide names of girls.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2023 05:33 PM (7eyS8)

124 Now, everybody's much more aware of how offensive certain things are. We're in a different place in the cycle of consciousness-raising."

What a load of neo-commie fuckery. So much for being 'out there' and iconoclastic. H-wood was never not a commie programming vector.

ES&D all of you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 05:33 PM (IG4Id)

125 I'd be down with a reboot of Sky King.
Sky Queen. Former Marine F-18 aviator Penny is a civilian now and with her gay nephew, they fly throughout the skies of Vermont running guns for the CIA whilst doing a side business of moving cocaine and oxy for the Canadian mob.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:34 PM (uSHSS)

126 If Disney would just cancel all their films they just might make a profit selling Disney Back To School gear.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 05:21 PM (Krc4o)

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But only Made For trannies and via Target Stores.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (CeERx)

127
In Philadelphia, until further notice, all state liquor stores (known as 'Wine and Spirit' stores) are closed until further notice.

That's gonna leave a mark - once 'Meatball' and her cohorts go through last nights stash.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

128 Please to provide names of girls.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2023 05:33 PM (7eyS

--'

Else, Helga and Heidi spring to mind.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (2YtOq)

129 Snow Blight, my friend. Snow BLIGHT.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (NSE5B)

130 121. State Correctional Institution Phoenix

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:36 PM (GshMh)

131 In Philadelphia, until further notice, all state liquor stores (known as 'Wine and Spirit' stores) are closed until further notice.

That's gonna leave a mark - once 'Meatball' and her cohorts go through last nights stash.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

DTs are gonna be lit!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:36 PM (uSHSS)

132 Snow Blight, my friend. Snow BLIGHT.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (NSE5B)
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Chinese version? Complete with physics defying kicks and jumps?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2023 05:37 PM (2YtOq)

133 I always thought The Office was boring and stupid. Never saw what anyone saw in that show.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2023 05:37 PM (NSE5B)

134 So they're not dwarves and not real homeless, some kind of hybrid.
Dwobos?
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
______________

Skelfs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

135
Philadelphia Meatball and Florida Meatball are not the same. Unless Ron tosses on a 'do-rag' and poses like a 1960 Aunt Jemima bottle with real maple syrup.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:39 PM (enJYY)

136 127 In Philadelphia, until further notice, all state liquor stores (known as 'Wine and Spirit' stores) are closed until further notice.

All state owned, ran by PLCB. (Workers paid regardless.)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:39 PM (GshMh)

137
I always thought The Office was boring and stupid. Never saw what anyone saw in that show.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2023 05:37 PM

you are not alone

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 05:40 PM (ENBF0)

138 In Philadelphia, until further notice, all state liquor stores (known as 'Wine and Spirit' stores) are closed until further notice.

That's gonna leave a mark - once 'Meatball' and her cohorts go through last nights stash.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

DTs are gonna be lit!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:36 PM (uSHSS)

Nope. It means every liquor store in Philly will be hit and completely looted tonight.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:40 PM (BdMk6)

139 127. DE and NJ are but minutes away and cheaper.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:40 PM (GshMh)

140
State Correctional Institution Phoenix

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:36 PM

Correct. And your wager was?

/ btw: You're good here, converse more.

Posted by: The Real Alex Trebek at September 27, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)

141 Never saw the US version of The Office. BBC version was very funny.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 27, 2023 05:41 PM (AbL8c)

142 Nope. It means every liquor store in Philly will be hit and completely looted tonight.

they're all closed. probably thru the weekend

so are the dispensaries, and most pharmacies

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:42 PM (AcWfM)

143 I hope Wyatt was able to stock up before the burning times begin.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:44 PM (uSHSS)

144 140. Wow; surprised. Thank you.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:44 PM (GshMh)

145
DE and NJ are but minutes away and cheaper.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:40 PM (GshMh)

At about week nine of the PA state liquor store shutdown I visited my daughters old haunt in Cheery Hill, NJ. The booze parking lot was filled with Pennsy plates. Standing room only admittance. Hero's at the check out.

Posted by: The Real Alex Trebek at September 27, 2023 05:45 PM (enJYY)

146 I always thought The Office was boring and stupid. Never saw what anyone saw in that show.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2023 05:37 PM

you are not alone
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 05:40 PM (ENBF0)

Me too.
Watched about 10 minutes of it and wondered WTF?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:45 PM (uSHSS)

147 they're all closed. probably thru the weekend

so are the dispensaries, and most pharmacies
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Are.. are you saying they've become a FOOD DESERT~!?????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 05:45 PM (IG4Id)

148 Philly Meatball is a) an embarrassment to an entire Community and/or race, or b) PA's next retard Senator.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2023 05:46 PM (nnp+f)

149
they're all closed. probably thru the weekend

so are the dispensaries, and most pharmacies

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:42 PM

now, if only the EBT system would crash for just a few hours...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 05:46 PM (ENBF0)

150 Working kn the City tomorrow, at least a fenced in parking lot

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

151 I hope Wyatt was able to stock up before the burning times begin.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:44 PM (uSHSS)

Not to worry, the evidence locker is just down the hall.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2023 05:47 PM (azYCi)

152 they're all closed. probably thru the weekend

so are the dispensaries, and most pharmacies
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:42 PM (AcWfM)

Again, the mayor just made all of those targets for mayhem.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:47 PM (BdMk6)

153 Working kn the City tomorrow, at least a fenced in parking lot
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

Stay safe !

Posted by: JT at September 27, 2023 05:47 PM (T4tVD)

154 133 I always thought The Office was boring and stupid. Never saw what anyone saw in that show.
Posted by: Elric Blade

If you've seen three episodes, you've seen all of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 05:47 PM (c2jz5)

155
Wow; surprised. Thank you.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 05:44 PM (GshMh)

Don't be. Writing takes practice and more you practice the better you get. Arguing takes practice too, and some like to practice that here. Don't let them intimidate you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:48 PM (enJYY)

156 Nope. It means every liquor store in Philly will be hit and completely looted tonight.

they're all closed. probably thru the weekend

so are the dispensaries, and most pharmacies
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:42 PM (AcWfM)
________________

Why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

157 Again, the mayor just made all of those targets for mayhem.

I don't understand what you're saying here

they will have the metal barricades down. they are "hard targets" - right now a lot of the retail in the city is

all our alcohol is controlled by the state and sold in state-run stores. they are not pretty or anything. they won't be broken into while they are shut.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:49 PM (AcWfM)

158
...Arguing takes practice too...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:48 PM

No, it doesn't

Posted by: AltonJackson Obligatory Monty Python Reference at September 27, 2023 05:50 PM (ENBF0)

159 Nope. It means every liquor store in Philly will be hit and completely looted tonight.

Huh.
I'd figured they would be all empty by now except for the sherry. That stuffs nasty.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:50 PM (uSHSS)

160 Everything is still shut b/c the riots last night were planned and instigated and the word is they plan on continuing to do this

it has not a single thing to do with that cop and it's just to destroy the city

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:50 PM (AcWfM)

161 a lot of the state stores in the city didn't come back after COVID and BLM rioting anyway

now more will permanently close

as will a bunch of walnut st shops

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:51 PM (AcWfM)

162
Everything is still shut b/c the riots last night were planned and instigated and the word is they plan on continuing to do this

it has not a single thing to do with that cop and it's just to destroy the city

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:50 PM

pray for rain; it's really the only thing what will damper this

Posted by: AltonJackson Obligatory Monty Python Reference at September 27, 2023 05:52 PM (ENBF0)

163 Arguing takes practice too...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 05:48 PM

No, it doesn't
Posted by: AltonJackson Obligatory Monty Python Reference at September 27, 2023 05:50 PM (ENBF0)

Yes huh!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 05:52 PM (uSHSS)

164 I don't understand what you're saying here

they will have the metal barricades down. they are "hard targets" - right now a lot of the retail in the city is

all our alcohol is controlled by the state and sold in state-run stores. they are not pretty or anything. they won't be broken into while they are shut.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:49 PM (AcWfM)

Where there's a riot and virtually no police presence, they'll find or force a way in. It won't be pretty.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 05:53 PM (BdMk6)

165
No, it doesn't

Posted by: AltonJackson Obligatory Monty Python Reference at September 27, 2023 05:50 PM

That's not what your mother said last night Alex.

Posted by: The Real Sean Connery at September 27, 2023 05:54 PM (enJYY)

166
all our alcohol is controlled by the state and sold in state-run stores.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:49 PM

how very...canadian

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 05:56 PM (ENBF0)

167 Where there's a riot and virtually no police presence, they'll find or force a way in. It won't be pretty.

oh I see. no I doubt the state has anything in there anymore. last time they cleared everything out of the stores.

what I hope WILL happen is the next time things die down and the stores open and some yoots decide to pull this garbage again, city residents will STOP THEM (because otherwise no liquor for weeks or months)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:56 PM (AcWfM)

168 I blame Trump's property valuation:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 4h
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple people have been reportedly injured in a shooting at a auto shop
📌#Largo | #Florida
Currently, numerous authorities and other emergency personnel are on the scene at an auto shop in Largo, Florida, where multiple people have reportedly been shot. At this time, officials are reporting that two people have been critically injured. Law enforcement officials say the shooter is still at large, and people in the area should be on alert

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 05:57 PM (krqg6)

169 BlackOrchid Update:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#BREAKING: All Philly liquor stores have been closed today after at least 18 were broken after last night’s mass looting in Philadelphia

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 05:58 PM (krqg6)

170 All state owned, ran by PLCB. (Workers paid regardless.)
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Ontario's are the LCBO!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 05:59 PM (krqg6)

171 If you've seen three episodes, you've seen all of them.
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It's the same picture.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 06:00 PM (krqg6)

172 what I hope WILL happen is the next time things die down and the stores open and some yoots decide to pull this garbage again, city residents will STOP THEM (because otherwise no liquor for weeks or months)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:56 PM (AcWfM)

Philly will become Baptist overnight. 😁

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 27, 2023 06:00 PM (BdMk6)

173 No, it doesn't
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Yes, it does.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 06:01 PM (krqg6)

174 They praise the rains down on Walnut Street

Posted by: Toto at September 27, 2023 06:02 PM (krqg6)

175 Noon NOOD ing dicks.

I hate you all!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 06:03 PM (krqg6)

176 Philly will become Baptist overnight. 😁
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No standing sexual-intercourse??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 06:04 PM (krqg6)

177
what I hope WILL happen is the next time things die down and the stores open and some yoots decide to pull this garbage again, city residents will STOP THEM (because otherwise no liquor for weeks or months)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2023 05:56 PM

yeah, but "stop them" how, exactly?

How many of the city residents are ready to go all "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. on the looters?

How may are equipped to do so?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 06:04 PM (ENBF0)

178
Yes, it does.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 06:01 PM

does not

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2023 06:05 PM (ENBF0)

179 148 Philly Meatball is a) an embarrassment to an entire Community and/or race, or b) PA's next retard Senator.

embrace the healing power of "and"

Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 06:06 PM (v3pYe)

180 It is unclear from the article, but it sounds like they are saying she has been dropped from Padding Bear 3, not Snow White.

Posted by: Handshakes at September 27, 2023 06:07 PM (dX2K6)

181 I'd love to see hollyweird completely collapse in its own filth but what if these Forbes "tricks" revealing what is claimed to be actual production expenses are simply "Hollywood accounting" where these corrupt scum inflate costs so as to show huge losses so as to limit payouts to actors and to the IRS. I just don't trust any story from these hacks.

Posted by: Son of Dad at September 27, 2023 06:08 PM (8JB5s)

182 Ive recently seen more interesting TV and movies come out of India and Korea than Hollywood. Netflix now thinks Im East Asian as all my recommendations come from there. And Im good with that.

They could reboot Lancelot Link but they'd have to recast all new chimps as the original cast is all dead.

Posted by: Lancelot_Link at September 27, 2023 07:50 PM (uxAXv)

183 Disney is making its new princesses into the bitchy, ugly stepsisters.

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