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Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, the citizen who dared ask a question of the Anointed Race-King Barack Obama (and got himself investigated by Democrat bureaucrats abusing their offices for having shown such scandalous temerity), has died at age 49 of pancreatic cancer.

Nordstrom has permanently closed its San Francisco location due to rampant looting and official tolerance of banditry.

Nordstrom permanently closed its San Francisco location after 35 years on Sunday because of increased crime, ABC7 News reported.
A Nordstrom employee at the San Francisco location partially attributed the closure to the rampant crime in the area, according to ABC7 News. Property crime, which includes shoplifting, rose by 57% in downtown San Francisco between 2019 and 2022, according to USA Today.
"It is definitely partially due to the crime in the area. COVID had a big impact," a Nordstrom employee told ABC7.

The NFL is finally reducing some of its BLM propaganda, replacing the words "END RACISM" painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) "PLAY FOOTBALL."

The propaganda was instituted in Year One of Our Lord George Floyd.

I don't know why people playing football need to be reminded to play football. For a viewer, it's much like a profusion of unnecessary road-signs distracting a driver. I don't know about you but my brain is immediately seized by any text I see and I must read it. I don't think this can be turned off. So don't clutter things which are not books with text.

But it's better than leftwing racialist propaganda.

Quoted at Hot Air: The Washington Post cries that social media monopolies are walking away from the heavy censorship that legacy media pressured it into as part of a joint op conducted with the Democrat Party and Biden campaign.

Social media companies are receding from their role as watchdogs against political misinformation, abandoning their most aggressive efforts to police online falsehoods in a trend expected to profoundly affect the 2024 presidential election.
An array of circumstances is fueling the retreat: Mass layoffs at Meta and other major tech companies have gutted teams dedicated to promoting accurate information online. An aggressive legal battle over claims that the Biden administration pressured social media platforms to silence certain speech has blocked a key path to detecting election interference.
And X CEO Elon Musk has reset industry standards, rolling back strict rules against misinformation on the site formerly known as Twitter.

Environmental terrorists blocked the only road (I believe) into the Burning Man festival. When Nevada Rangers rocked up on them, they shrieked like banshees. Worth a watch.

What makes this extra amusing is that the "Rangers" are Pyramid Lake Paiute Tribal Police, and the backed up traffic is for Burning Man. Native American cops busting up a standoff between two tribes of white progressives is straight up comedy gold https://t.co/YQzvVmTuo2
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 28, 2023

A shout out to all the oh so righteous trans allies. You’re not the good guys. #transisacult pic.twitter.com/vEPwjnMWzA
— mslisterssis (@mslisterssis) August 28, 2023

I’ve never minded stupid people. They can’t help their plight. I’ve never minded arrogant people. They amuse me. Stupidity and arrogance combined, however, are the devil’s brew. This tub of lard is a classic example. pic.twitter.com/XsVL9NU38T
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 28, 2023

KJP: "There will be an updated vaccine for mid-September...Vaccinations against COVID-19 remains the safest protection for avoiding hospitalizations, long-term health outcomes and death...We are gonna be encouraging Americans to stay up to date on their vaccines!" pic.twitter.com/FOoM5udvDs
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 28, 2023

The problem is that we normal people haven’t been nearly ruthless enough. We know they lied to us about every major Covid detail, stole almost 3 years of our lives, scarred an entire generation, & yet the propagandists not only haven’t fled to a remote island in shame & disgrace,… https://t.co/Lf9cfwTdRM
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 28, 2023

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1 First?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:04 PM (elt8W)

2 Woo!

Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:05 PM (elt8W)

3 Quickies are fantastic

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 28, 2023 06:05 PM (KuG1T)

4

Imagine, the land of the super rich prog, San Fran, won't have a super rich prog department store that caters to them any longer.

Dirty Harry time yet progs?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 28, 2023 06:07 PM (UCNv1)

5 Reading content

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:08 PM (MOY79)

6 So is the MSM going to get in the protestors face and accuse them of trying to keep an Indian man from moving? Cause I seem to remember that being a major deal a few years back.

Posted by: Bete at August 28, 2023 06:09 PM (KuG1T)

7 I don't trust hot air or social media.

Aside: I am saying I do not trust a lot of shit today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:09 PM (iM+rR)

8 Do not f*ck with the Paiute Tribal police.

Posted by: huerfano at August 28, 2023 06:09 PM (7zEAH)

9 4 All according to plan.

-Jeff Bezos

Posted by: Bete at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (KuG1T)

10 So according to the comment thread on that tweet, the environmental activists were out there protesting the presence of lithium mining operations on "sacred tribal land."

My question: how would that mining be happening if the tribe hadn't approved it? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (elt8W)

11 Be ruthless

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

12 I've been looking to see if the Pyramid Valley Paiute Tribe or the Pyramid Valley Paiute Rangers sell T-shirts or other merchandise online, to funnel some money to the tribe and tribal police, but I don't see anything unfortunately.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (2tUFv)

13 "I hope your kids die."

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Leftists.

Fat piece of garbage bitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 06:11 PM (guGkK)

14 12 I've been looking to see if the Pyramid Valley Paiute Tribe or the Pyramid Valley Paiute Rangers sell T-shirts or other merchandise online, to funnel some money to the tribe and tribal police, but I don't see anything unfortunately.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (2tUFv)

A member of the tribe should set that up, post haste.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:11 PM (iM+rR)

15 Wow.. Almost looks like the Trump witch hunts I mean trials are all coordinating....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

16 Beat a hipster, make a mint.

The slogan for our time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (iM+rR)

17 Well Nevada isn't playing their game

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (MOY79)

18 Nordstrom used to be one of the premier stores on the west coast, and then about 15 years ago it started to become a place to buy high priced children's clothing for adults.
The the local one closed because Salem Oregon is a sink of nepotism and criminal incompetence that shops in Portland because it is classier.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (xhaym)

19 protesting the presence of lithium mining operations on "sacred tribal land."

Different tribe - the Fort McDermitt Paiute and Shoshone Tribe.

In my cynical experience, all land is ""sacred tribal land" if there is a possibility of a payoff.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (2tUFv)

20 Retard troll Paul checked in on the last thread to drop a turd of wisdom.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (FQmDC)

21 Bury my heart at wounded burning man.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Obligatory Blues Brothers Reference at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (hqSyT)

22 Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, the citizen who dared ask a question of the Anointed Race-King Barack Obama (and got himself investigated by Democrat bureaucrats abusing their offices for having shown such scandalous temerity), has died at age 49 of pancreatic cancer.

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50/50 chance it was poison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:13 PM (0FoWg)

23 Environmental terrorists blocked the only road (I believe) into the Burning Man festival. When Nevada Rangers rocked up on them, they shrieked like banshees.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That video made my day.

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (wu87C)

24 Be ruthless
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

It's worked out pretty well for us!

Posted by: SCOTUS at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (elt8W)

25 Do I detect an Australian accent in the person denouncing the trans-allies as villains?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (3JfbU)

26 Sad that $portsball has fallen so far. I used to enjoy visiting the HOF and listening to videos narrated by John Facenda.

He's spinning in his grave no doubt.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (EJWxb)

27 That tub of lard wishing that man and his children die is putting out more noxious fumes than any disease. God, I truly hope that I don't run in to one of these assholes. It won't go well for anyone.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

28 An aggressive legal battle over claims that the Biden administration pressured social media platforms to silence certain speech

I'm wondering if this is the Berenson v. Biden lawsuit

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (YWObc)

29 Or was it a Brit accent?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (3JfbU)

30 The use of the word: “Blockade” is interesting.
A blockade is an act of war.

Posted by: Allen at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (lFLgt)

31 SMOD forsakes us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (mZ3xv)

32 How can I subscribe to @mslisterssis's newsletter?

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (AMIL/)

33 My only complaint with the Ranger's actions was his lack of speed hitting the barricade.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (kzu4f)

34 Environmental terrorists blocked the only road (I believe) into the Burning Man festival. When Nevada Rangers rocked up on them, they shrieked like banshees.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That video made my day.
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200

back from a 2 year break at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (wu87C)

I watched it twice. Laughed both times. Big dummies.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

35 For all the movie loving members of the horde:

Criticless is a new website that sounds like it is rotten tomatoes+myspace, free speech friendly and no critic scores. The average person can rate movies, and also give those movies a sliding scale rank on the level of political bias, language, violence, sex, etc, so you can be more informed on what you are seeing. Sounds cool! I hope it delivers on what it's promising, but I suppose that relies on if people sign up and post reviews. And it if stays libertarian and populist.

https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/criticless-introduction/

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (kuSTV)

36 10 Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM (elt8W)

"In fairness" fuck hotair, there are serious lithium deposits in the band from Imperial County California throughout the Arizona-> Nevada triangle ranging up and down the Truckee River basin.

They are seeing the future, and they do not like the natives having a resource other than casinos and peyote they can exploit.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (X0I7i)

37 PLAY FOOTBALL
BUY BEER
EAT HOT DOG

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (guGkK)

38 26 Sad that $portsball has fallen so far. I used to enjoy visiting the HOF and listening to videos narrated by John Facenda.

He's spinning in his grave no doubt.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (EJWxb)

'National Football Program...'

A great voice. Ever notice how everyone sounds like a mincing pussy these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (iM+rR)

39 Just when you thought the mask Karen's were gone.
They're baaack.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

40 Sad that $portsball has fallen so far. I used to enjoy visiting the HOF and listening to videos narrated by John Facenda.

It was a cold, snowy day when the Purple People Eaters took the field....

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (kzu4f)

41 Mask crazy woman had me cracking up

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (MOY79)

42 The the local one closed because Salem Oregon is a sink of nepotism and criminal incompetence that shops in Portland because it is classier.

Of the five non-discount Nordstroms in the Portland area, three have closed - leaving one in downtown Portland that probably isn't long for this world, and one in a high-end shopping center.

I haven't set foot in one since they proudly put out a press release announcing that they had dropped Ivanka Trump's clothing line after Trump was elected.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (2tUFv)

43 33 My only complaint with the Ranger's actions was his lack of speed hitting the barricade.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (kzu4f

Probably has to pay for damages to the truck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (mZ3xv)

44 19 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (2tUFv)

and all them brown non-dot injuns all look alike anyway!

//AWFL redheaded protestor

"We are ENVIRON-MENTAL protestors"

//Redhead

"Trust me ma'am you being mental is obvious."

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (X0I7i)

45 Just when you thought the mask Karen's were gone.
They're baaack.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM

Was that a recent clip though?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (kzu4f)

46 39 Just when you thought the mask Karen's were gone.
They're baaack.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

How many times have we read/hear that masks don't work yet here we are... Again

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (bs+z0)

47 Environmental terrorists blocked the only road (I believe) into the Burning Man festival. When Nevada Rangers rocked up on them, they shrieked like banshees.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That video made my day.
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200

back from a 2 year break at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (wu87C)

In fairness to the protesters, based on LEO's record to date, they probably never imagined police would actually, you know, stop their stunt.

They forgot tribal police don't f**k around.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (elt8W)

48 "The NFL is finally reducing some of its BLM propaganda, replacing the words "END RACISM" painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) "PLAY FOOTBALL.""

That looks like a bullet hole above the "It takes all of us".

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

49 My only complaint with the Ranger's actions was his lack of speed hitting the barricade.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (kzu4f

Probably has to pay for damages to the truck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM

I would have bumped his Gofundme.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:18 PM (kzu4f)

50 wth did that little girl think the police were going to do, didn't she learn from the Burning Summer of 2020 that ACAB?

Also, gotta love how the cop, who easily has a hundred pounds on that little girl, yells at her to STOP RESISTING!
because she twitched her shoulder

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:18 PM (YWObc)

51 40 Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (kzu4f)

It infects everything they touch, the NFL corporate leadership was once Republican....

they looked up to Mitt Romney and Lindsey Graham-McCain for their stout morals and iron spines.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:18 PM (X0I7i)

52 Tom Elliot wouldn't know what the truth was if it ran his ass over on a highway

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:18 PM (MOY79)

53 They are telling the same long ago discredited lies about COVID

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 06:18 PM (FQmDC)

54 Text from Climate Defiance's tweet -

"Words fail. Words utterly fail. Today a police truck PLOWED INTO a peaceful climate blockade. These are the people “entrusted” to keep us safe. These are the people we have granted a monopoly on the use of force. How is this ok?"

Umm...outside of Leftist Fantasy Land, in the Real World, a blockade is not a peaceful action. It is an act of war.

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

55 yeah who the hell was that person with the giant glasses, saying exactly the opposite of what I thought they were going to say, based on what I thought of their appearance?

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO8)

56 >>> 50/50 chance it was poison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:13 PM (0FoWg)

Normally I am inclined to assume malice... Breitbart and Epstein, hello. But what benefit is there in poisoning Joe the Plumber now? He doesn't have any dish on Obama and that zeitgeist moment has passed.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (kuSTV)

57 "The NFL is finally reducing some of its BLM propaganda, replacing the words "END RACISM" painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) "PLAY FOOTBALL.""

Well most of them aren't too bright. They need instructions.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (kzu4f)

58 My only complaint with the Ranger's actions was his lack of speed hitting the barricade.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (kzu4f

Not the fact that it's only a barricade he hit?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (elt8W)

59 Couldn't he have at least hit a couple protesters with the truck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (iM+rR)

60 I don't know why people playing football need to be reminded to play football.
Run, Forrest, Run!
https://youtu.be/g4OPX5P9DlQ?si=Mp7nOpaAKTb3tymG&t=45s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (ynpvh)

61 That mask bitch. I have never wanted so badly to punch a woman in the face. Hypothetically, of course. So glad I wasn't there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (T/Lqj)

62 My only complaint with the Ranger's actions was his lack of speed hitting the barricade.

Didn't want to damage his truck.

A Ranger was killed a few days ago after being run over, so they didn't have a lot of patience with these idiots.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (2tUFv)

63 Not the fact that it's only a barricade he hit?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (elt8W)

59 Couldn't he have at least hit a couple protesters with the truck?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (iM+rR)

Horde serendipity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (iM+rR)

64 I'm done complying with covid anything.
Maybe I'm done complying with anything.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)

65 46 Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (bs+z0)

Masks don't work, but the ballot dumps do so here we sit.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (X0I7i)

66 >"Words fail. Words utterly fail. Today a police truck PLOWED INTO a peaceful climate blockade.

the protesters placed an obstacle on a public road, possibly endangering the driving public

it's a crime in most places

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:21 PM (geLO8)

67
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That video made my day.
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200 back from a 2 year break at August 28, 2023 06:14 PM (wu87C)

I watched it twice. Laughed both times. Big dummies.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM

Me too. My favorite thing is watching videos of criminals getting what is coming to them. I would have been shouting taze them, taze them. Get the K-9s.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2023 06:21 PM (ocULy)

68 Love the video of the gay woman destroying the trans movement and their allies.
Perfection- "You're not the hero, babes, you're the villain."

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

69 My only complaint with the Ranger's actions was his lack of speed hitting the barricade.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (kzu4f

Not the fact that it's only a barricade he hit?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM

Yes, hence my dissatisfaction with the lack of speed. If only D-Day where there to yell, RAAAMMMINNG SPEED!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:21 PM (kzu4f)

70 The NFL is finally reducing some of its BLM propaganda, replacing the words "END RACISM" painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) "PLAY FOOTBALL."

I guess I'll keep not watching as fast as I can.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 06:21 PM (JzerJ)

71 What everyone forgets about Joe the Plumber was that he was *minding his own business*, playing touch football with his kid in his front yard, when The Lightbringer swept in and *invited* Joe to ask him a question.

The question was "Don't a lot of your proposed policies sound a lot like communism?"

And, because they *were* communism and because The Lightbringer is bone stupid and can't think on his feet to save his own life, Joe had to be destroyed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (nC+QA)

72 Fucked around. Found out

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (s3Enk)

73 I guess I'll keep not watching as fast as I can.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 06:21 PM (JzerJ)

Me too.. Tired of multi-millionaire football players crying racism

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (bs+z0)

74
Fat broad with a mask who 'works at a hospital' is fulla shit. Op Version 2.0 is closing in on us in preparation for mail-in ballot Version 2.0b in a theater near you.

They know they can't win legitimately. Everything from here to Election Day and the hours afterwards is pure unadulterated bullshit.

Don't buy pure unadulterated bullshit. As your physician if pure unadulterated bullshit is right for you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (enJYY)

75 If watching that video of those climate protesters get demolished by the police truck and then scream like banshees for 5 minutes on loop is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (4+3qm)

76 Warm up for animal cafe. Guy goes to Peru, makes life long friend.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6bvnad

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (YT6ur)

77 I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

Posted by: Robocop Grandpa Mumbles at August 28, 2023 06:23 PM (87vKX)

78 Social media companies are receding from their role as watchdogs against political misinformation, abandoning their most aggressive efforts to police online falsehoods

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This is just brazen. "We're outraged that our fellow dedicated, entrenched, untouchable Party men are not going to do what the Party says anymore, now that the Party is embarrassed by it and wants that story to go away! OUTRAGED, WE TELL YOU!!!! And we said we're outraged in a very loud voice, so you know it's true! That censorship is totally not going to be happening anymore! It should be... BUT IT WON'T BE!!!! Swearsies."

It must be frustrating for the apparatchiks at WaPo. You spend innumerable hours in staff meetings about how social media is killing your business by a thousand cuts. And then someone like Elvis Chan calls your editor and says "look, Jeff is working on next year's election initiatives with his main man Zuck and the Big Guy, and we all decided you're going to write a cover story for Facebook."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:23 PM (0FoWg)

79 Just when you thought the mask Karen's were gone.
They're baaack.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

Indeed. Saw one at my local Walgreen's the other day dragging her two masked up kids behind her to get their boosters. Nobody else in the store had a mask on. I felt sorry for the little guys.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2023 06:23 PM (6xRrr)

80 That mask bitch. I have never wanted so badly to punch a woman in the face. Hypothetically, of course. So glad I wasn't there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (T/Lqj)

Also noticed that she kept putting her big, moist pink booger hooks on the germ-infested counter top. Fooking hypocrite.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (T/Lqj)

81 The question was "Don't a lot of your proposed policies sound a lot like communism?"

And, because they *were* communism and because The Lightbringer is bone stupid and can't think on his feet to save his own life, Joe had to be destroyed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (nC+QA)

And who better to destroy a man than the sycophantic media who followed JeF around like dogs waiting for a pat on the head from Captain Can't Work an Umbrella.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (mZ3xv)

82 ‘I don't know why people playing football need to be reminded to play football.”

Well, somebody’s gotta keep their focus away from beating women, abusing drugs, and shooting people ….

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (8myX+)

83 that masked UberKaren has the same pear shape as some of the Primary Karens in my neighborhood

she said she was going to get DeWine to shut down the business

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (YWObc)

84 Today a police truck PLOWED INTO a peaceful climate blockade.

They probably didn't know or care that they were on tribal land.

One of the two things that they are protesting, "private jets at Burning Man" doesn't actually happen. They do set up a runway on the playa for light aircraft, but jets can't use unimproved runways.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (2tUFv)

85 Let me just recall how the covid thing went:

1. The vaxx will make sure you don't get covid.

2. Then we got covid and the experts said the vaxx will stop other people getting it from you.

3. Then they did and the experts said the vaxx will make sure you have a milder case.

4. Then the vaxxed people got covid while the non-vaxxed didn't and the experts said nothing.

5. Now the experts are saying let's forget steps 1-4 and start again. They think we don't remember anything.

I didn't even insert vaxx injuries in the above where the experts again said nothing.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (3JfbU)

86 The Play Football instructions will be very helpful to the NY Jets.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (nnp+f)

87 Burning Man is, more or less, for the left. What did the idiots blocking the road think?

The fracturing of the left into smaller and smaller segments really needs to be leveraged. They're nutters. Insane. Break them now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2023 06:25 PM (Q4IgG)

88 "We're not violent! We're environmental protestors! Please!!!" It gets better every rewatch.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 28, 2023 06:25 PM (4+3qm)

89 UPDATED: I think it’s safe to say that no one working at the CDC is beyond the first standard deviation (to the right of top dead center) on the ol' IQ Bellcurve. Study this CDC tweet and graphic until you understand.

https://is.gd/7KhrF4

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2023 06:25 PM (llON8)

90 I watched it twice. Laughed both times. Big dummies.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

there is a much longer one on Odysee, that has the initial contacts with the traffic jam and the [irritating self important dramaa-Karen] is being fully condescending about how her needs are so important and the fat guy with the ME accent is talking about how terrible captitalism is, and it turns into a pushing match with the trailer.

https://tinyurl.com/yekf2vrn

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 06:26 PM (xhaym)

91 Yup, done with the NFL. I watch sports to be ENTERTAINED! To Forget my problems... not to be nagged at... and not to be pissed off.

I mean, come on...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2023 06:26 PM (oHd/0)

92 85 Let me just recall how the covid thing went:

1. The vaxx will make sure you don't get covid.

2. Then we got covid and the experts said the vaxx will stop other people getting it from you.

3. Then they did and the experts said the vaxx will make sure you have a milder case.

4. Then the vaxxed people got covid while the non-vaxxed didn't and the experts said nothing.

5. Now the experts are saying let's forget steps 1-4 and start again. They think we don't remember anything.

I didn't even insert vaxx injuries in the above where the experts again said nothing.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (3JfbU

It's gaslighting, 24x7.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:26 PM (mZ3xv)

93 I have long told people that if you travel on or through a reservation, you are no longer in America.
The climate blockaders FAFO.
It is to laugh. Sadly, they didn't drag them off the pavement by their hair and scalp them.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at August 28, 2023 06:26 PM (P9xGM)

94
Woman Agitating for Public Health Expresses Hope that Kid will Die

of course

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 06:26 PM (lCaJd)

95 the protesters placed an obstacle on a public road

The only road between Reno and the rez (and the rest of northern Washoe County).

The road is the only route for people having medical emergencies, people employed in critical jobs, and much else.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 06:26 PM (2tUFv)

96 37 PLAY FOOTBALL
BUY BEER
EAT HOT DOG
Posted by: Cicero

OBEY

Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:27 PM (su8Oy)

97 --The NFL is finally reducing some of its BLM propaganda, replacing the words "END RACISM" painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) "PLAY FOOTBALL."--

This is terrible! I'm going to ask my boss to straighten out the NFL!

By the way, what team is Colin Kaepernick starting for this season?

Posted by: KJP at August 28, 2023 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

98 >>> 56 >>> 50/50 chance it was poison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:13 PM (0FoWg)

Normally I am inclined to assume malice... Breitbart and Epstein, hello. But what benefit is there in poisoning Joe the Plumber now? He doesn't have any dish on Obama and that zeitgeist moment has passed.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (kuSTV)

He was a peasant who dared to notice the emperor's wardrobe.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2023 06:27 PM (llON8)

99 "We're not violent! We're environmental protestors! Please!!!" It gets better every rewatch.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 28, 2023 06:25 PM

Yes, Yes it does. Oh and BTW road kill. You're causing hundreds and hundreds of cars to idle to wait until you're removed. Agree though. It gets funnier each time. The one dude. "That's bullshit man!" LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 06:27 PM (kzu4f)

100 yeah who the hell was that person with the giant glasses, saying exactly the opposite of what I thought they were going to say, based on what I thought of their appearance?

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO

the gay community is very much against the "T"'s, well, the activists and allies anyway, because they recognize the Transing of America's children for what it is: the real genocide on gays and lesbians.

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (YWObc)

101 He was a peasant who dared to notice the emperor's wardrobe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2023 06:27 PM (llON

lese majeste

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (iM+rR)

102 Just popping in with an emergency prayer request .

A person I just had dinner with a friend who is concerned about a friend of hers named-Mike (aged 39)- who had major gastric surgery. He is now on breathing apparatus because he wasn't doing well. The darn nurses at the hospital are on strike and the patients are not getting the care which they need. Mike is in bad shape, and probably needs to go to another hospital where the nurses aren't on strike. Thx so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (RSbhh)

103
And, because they *were* communism and because The Lightbringer is bone stupid and can't think on his feet to save his own life, Joe had to be destroyed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM

you're right, I forgot that he didn't seek Obama out. I felt so sorry for him when he was made famous and doxxed. The media should have their dirty laundry spilled. Goose and gander etc.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (ocULy)

104 I had acute pancreatitis. The pancreas is the whiny bitch of organs, and really is considered the most painful one to have a problem with. “Luckily” they found a benign tumor on my bile duct that was causing it, and it wasn’t cancer.

Good Bless you Joe. I have felt your pain. Be at peace.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (HcAeC)

105 the gay community is very much against the "T"'s, well, the activists and allies anyway, because they recognize the Transing of America's children for what it is: the real genocide on gays and lesbians.
Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (YWObc)

The tip of the spear suffers a lot of casualties sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (iM+rR)

106 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (RSbhh)

Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (bs+z0)

107 She only made the kids cry and harangued him until he left without their supper because she is a good person and they are garbage people.

Don't you understand? Can't you see?*

*I'm so glad I left a Blue State Karenzone. Literally every single day I look at the news, I thank G-d for delivering me from Karen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (0FoWg)

108 Good afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (EJWxb)

109 15 Wow.. Almost looks like the Trump witch hunts I mean trials are all coordinating....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

_________________________________

Not coordinating. They are competing.

Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (dIske)

110 By the way, what team is Colin Kaepernick starting for this season?
Posted by: KJP at August 28, 2023 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

Starting Quarterback of the unemployment line?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

111 Good afternoon everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (EJWxb)

*looks up from clipboard*

Line on the left, one cross each.

Posted by: Centurion #4 at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (guGkK)

112 76 Warm up for animal cafe. Guy goes to Peru, makes life long friend.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6bvnad
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 06:22 PM (YT6ur)
******
Awww.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (NpAcC)

113 The protestors seemed to think they would be treated like they were in Seattle.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (51phj)

114 >>Study this CDC tweet and graphic until you understand.

https://is.gd/7KhrF4

you're right
they just blew the rationale for masks to pieces

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (geLO8)

115 All the old variants of Covid are gone. Omincrom killed them. Any new ones will be even less deadly

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (ouTlx)

116 @29

>>Or was it a Brit accent?

The easy way to tell ausie from Brit is that every sentence sounds like a question from an ausie, every sentence from a Brit sounds like they're in the act of taking a dump.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 06:32 PM (XV/Pl)

117 Not coordinating. They are competing.
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2023 06:30 PM (dIske)

No, coordinated.

The georgia trial was set for super tuesday. Kemp makes a show of vetoing that (which is just an opportunity for him not to appear like a bight and paid for toady) so they just have the DC one set up for the same day.

Damn, how did MP4's black jelly beans get over here. How many of these have I eaten?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:32 PM (iM+rR)

118
It's gaslighting, 24x7.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

So Jim Jones told them
a) enemies were out to get them
b) drink this and we will go to paradise.
c) by force of guns
When in reality, the whole congregation was a Democratic grifting operation to steal money and gain control.

Biden told us
a) Covid is out to get us
b) take this and you will be safe
c) by force of losing your job or food.
When in reality, the whole operation is a Democratic grifting operation to steal money and gain control.

Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:32 PM (su8Oy)

119 Depressing article at HotAir about the Cochrane Review being thrown under the bus by its own leader. Apparently it's a respected site were medical reviews are posted and it posted a study showing that masks were useless. Its own editor a hyphenated woman decided to put in an addendum without asking the authors , with the addendum saying the study might not be definitive. Cochrane gets a lot of money from government grants and the belief bis someone got to the lady

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 06:33 PM (YePpv)

120 In fairness to the protesters, based on LEO's record to date, they probably never imagined police would actually, you know, stop their stunt.

They forgot tribal police don't f**k around.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:17 PM (elt8W)

Tribal police deal with really scary dudes off their heads on drugs with weapons, and a lot of mental illness expressing itself in truly violent ways. They do not have time to deal with whiny protesters like university security patrols would, I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 06:34 PM (xhaym)

121
118
It's gaslighting, 24x7.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

So Jim Jones told them
a) enemies were out to get them
b) drink this and we will go to paradise.
c) by force of guns
When in reality, the whole congregation was a Democratic grifting operation to steal money and gain control.

Biden told us
a) Covid is out to get us
b) take this and you will be safe
c) by force of losing your job or food.
When in reality, the whole operation is a Democratic grifting operation to steal money and gain control.
Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:32 PM (su8Oy)

Wars have been fought over less.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:34 PM (mZ3xv)

122 . This tub of lard is a classic example.
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Look lady, tomorrow, I still will not have Covid, but you will still have fat hanging over your ankles. Examine your diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 06:34 PM (dNyeU)

123 "An aggressive legal battle over claims that the Biden administration pressured social media platforms to silence certain speech has blocked a key path to detecting election interference."

Detecting? I think they meant "effecting"! What a bunch of gobbledygook.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 28, 2023 06:34 PM (8Ta2Y)

124 Okay Fen !

Posted by: JT at August 28, 2023 06:34 PM (T4tVD)

125 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (RSbhh)
******
Sending Prayers.
Hope he gets to another hospital quickly.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:34 PM (NpAcC)

126 I had a student confess to me that he's terrified that the Earth is going to burn up thanks to "global boiling."

I had to push back against that pretty hard and tell him to look deeper into that issue from the other side.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 06:35 PM (BpYfr)

127 How many Bothams died for those NFL plans?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 28, 2023 06:35 PM (hCzfy)

128 I have seen those videos about 20 times, and they don't get old. The whining is delicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2023 06:35 PM (lQONO)

129 12. Arc of History

I just emailed them to ask whether they sell t-shirts. I could let you know.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at August 28, 2023 06:35 PM (kAWL3)

130 Damn, how did MP4's black jelly beans get over here. How many of these have I eaten?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:32 PM (iM+rR)
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I say eat them all, so that I don't have to! (not a fan of the black jelly beans)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

131 Lard Ass has to have her fast food but she’s worrying about dying.

Die Lard Ass Die!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 06:36 PM (R/m4+)

132 119 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 06:33 PM (YePpv)

I know several doctors, not as a patient as a friend.

They are all overleveraged and while wealthy they live at a minimum to their means if not just past them.

The feds and big pharma went full Don Corleone on their asses with "nice business you have there, be a shame if anything happened to it."

They drink more than they did pre-CUOMO19 understanding they have blown their brains out public esteem wise.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (X0I7i)

133 I say eat them all, so that I don't have to! (not a fan of the black jelly beans)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

Anise is the fruit of the Devil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (iM+rR)

134 All those school kids that were never in fear of getting covid, made to get vaxxed are now reaping the benefits of ruined immune systems

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (s3Enk)

135 In fact, one day, the earth will burn up. Our sun will become a red giant, and the circumference of the sun will envelop the earth. The oceans will boil away, and everything will be burnt to a cinder.
So, set your calendars for oh, 4 billion years from now.
Give or take...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

136 The NFL might be figuring out that we cannot stand the PC lectures any more. Football is a great game, and has many admirable aspects to it.

I watched Quarterback on Netflix, right before I dropped it, and it's excellent. It's about the beauty of the game and the beauty of the men. I'm sure the feminists who used to work at Netflix hated it.

Posted by: PJ at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (G1dq6)

137 102 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2023 06:29 PM (RSbhh)

Prayers sent Fen, at least they were not there dancing on Tik Tok instead.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:38 PM (X0I7i)

138 You got it Fen!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:38 PM (EJWxb)

139 The names on the NFL Helmets?

Would the NFL allow a player to have the name Vicki Weaver on his helmet?

(Randy Weaver's wife, shot by FBI Sniper Lon Horuchi in Idaho)

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 06:38 PM (8SfQG)

140 114 >>Study this CDC tweet and graphic until you understand.

https://is.gd/7KhrF4

you're right
they just blew the rationale for masks to pieces

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:31 PM (geLO

The mask mandates were done for political purposes, not for a preventive medical purpose. Once you understand that all the pieces fall into place.

Posted by: KJP at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (AMIL/)

141 What are the odds the next time Bottomheavy Karen shows up at that place the workers spit in her drink?

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (YWObc)

142 Lately, almost every TinyURL link leaves me in an endless loop of 'Checking security of your connection'. Anyone know wth that is about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (/pD2r)

143 114 >>Study this CDC tweet and graphic until you understand.
https://is.gd/7KhrF4

you're right
they just blew the rationale for masks to pieces
Posted by: DB -

------------------

What probably happened is that some employees got resigned from covid because they would not go along with the lies. They put them on other things - like making a poster about smoke and masks.

I suspect this is subversive from the inside.

Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (su8Oy)

144 135 In fact, one day, the earth will burn up. Our sun will become a red giant, and the circumference of the sun will envelop the earth. The oceans will boil away, and everything will be burnt to a cinder.
So, set your calendars for oh, 4 billion years from now.
Give or take...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a

The sun will burp a massive solar flare at us destroying our protective layer and rendering any contact with the sun a radiation burn before any of that happens.

Oh and it will destroy all the electronics as a dessert

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (mZ3xv)

145 127 How many Bothams died for those NFL plans?

better question is how many gothams died for those nfl plans?

Posted by: batman at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (v3pYe)

146 @132 sven, absolutely believable. Our government - big pharma intersection is the fascism that the left screams about , but it suits the left just fine as it supports their repressive instincts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 06:40 PM (YePpv)

147 141 What are the odds the next time Bottomheavy Karen shows up at that place the workers spit in her drink?
Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM (YWObc)

She better HOPE it's spit...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2023 06:40 PM (iM+rR)

148 My question: how would that mining be happening if the tribe hadn't approved it? Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 06:10 PM

Silly, child-like natives, we, your white, progressive betters, know what's best for you.

Posted by: Liberals everywhere being honest about what they really believe at August 28, 2023 06:40 PM (aQy7p)

149 Maybe I'm done complying with anything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)

This is where I am.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 28, 2023 06:40 PM (OX9vb)

150 142 Lately, almost every TinyURL link leaves me in an endless loop of 'Checking security of your connection'. Anyone know wth that is about?

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: chairman xi at August 28, 2023 06:40 PM (v3pYe)

151 "We're not violent! We're environmental protestors! Please!!!" It gets better every rewatch.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 28, 2023 06:25 PM (4+3qm)
---
Agreed. Wish we had more video of ALL of them being rounded up, tossed out into the desert and smeared with honey. 'Cause fire ants gotta eat, too!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 06:41 PM (BpYfr)

152 Flu shot today. I asked if it was just for Flu. The pharmacist said "Yes, but next year it will probably be combined with Covid vaccine.,"

You've been warned.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 28, 2023 06:41 PM (5KtRL)

153 The video of the cop putting the hippy on the ground after running through the barricade brought a tear to my eye.

He was also in no mood for any stupidity.

Still needed more hickory shampoo, though.

I rate it a 7 of 10.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 28, 2023 06:41 PM (2YtOq)

154 Masked Karen's swollen ankles tell me she is not long for this world.

Still, given the opportuntunity, I'd have crop dusted her with Burger King farts to demonstrate the folly of paper masks.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 28, 2023 06:41 PM (nnp+f)

155 Brian Kemp doesn't get any accolades from me, nor does he deserve any. He's still a massive POS human being and a Chamber of Commerce crony who took his silver and betrayed actual voters. Fuck Him.

Posted by: Tracy at August 28, 2023 06:41 PM (feEL4)

156 Maybe I'm done complying with anything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Yeah. Me too.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (EJWxb)

157 MSNBC's (Dr. ?) Hasan is an idiot.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (XMwZJ)

158 You must believe Mehdi Hasan of course, because of his awesome British accent which means he's sooper smaht.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

159 >The mask mandates were done for political purposes, not for a preventive medical purpose. Once you understand that all the pieces fall into place.

Posted by: KJP

by 'rationale', I mean that of 'the experts'
I don't have one
I understand what's going on

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (geLO8)

160 It's about the beauty of the game and the beauty of the men.

-------

We at Netflix are all about male beauty. We love that shit.

BTW, unrelated: I just remembered that Walgreens is late with our box truck full of monkeypox salve.

Posted by: Ted S at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (0FoWg)

161 Would the NFL allow a player to have the name Vicki Weaver on his helmet?

(Randy Weaver's wife, shot by FBI Sniper Lon Horuchi in Idaho)
Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 06:38 PM (8SfQG)

How about Ashli Babbitt?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (T/Lqj)

162 146 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 06:40 PM (YePpv)

Spoiler, in the United States every iteration of thug government state absuing citizens has been a product of the Progressives whether Republican or Democrat.

Progressivism is an offshoot in America of the Puritanical impulse which itself is ideologically an outgrowth of gnostic heresy.

Woodrow Wilson, both Roosevelts and the New Deal's greatest henchman Nixon all progs to whatever degree.

Like a toxin the need to exert control on those free bastards has spread from the ivies and is now killing the economy.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (X0I7i)

163 What is written on the Washington Rectums' helmets?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 28, 2023 06:43 PM (brAQZ)

164 Lately, almost every TinyURL link leaves me in an endless loop of 'Checking security of your connection'. Anyone know wth that is about?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 06:39 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 28, 2023 06:43 PM (wu87C)

165 >Masked Karen's swollen ankles tell me she is not long for this world.

she's such a health nut that she's become obese from eating fast food
were I the manager there I would have thrown her out for harassing my customers

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

166 mslistersis is incorrect, trans mutations are not the worst scandal since lobotomies, it is the worst medical scandal since the Nazi Death Camps and Nazi Doctors like Mengele.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 06:44 PM (NSdiS)

167 163 Posted by: Eeyore at August 28, 2023 06:43 PM (brAQZ)

They were the Commanders, new ownership will call them "The Comrades or Communards"

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:45 PM (X0I7i)

168 Masked Karen's swollen ankles tell me she is not long for this world.

-
Likely to develop a tire iron shaped indentation on her forehead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 06:45 PM (FVME7)

169 101 lese majeste

less nessman > lese majeste

Posted by: anachronda at August 28, 2023 06:45 PM (v3pYe)

170 If you want to support the tribal police that did the right thing busting up the enviroloons got an option for you

https://tinyurl.com/yasj2ym3

Posted by: JEM at August 28, 2023 06:45 PM (8erNz)

171 Cochraine does "meta analyses". Basically they jam together a bunch of studies looking at basically the same thing and try to draw a consensus conclusion. The problem is, that most studies are not run in the same way, are not asking the same question, and have varying degrees of data collection. Mostly it is garbage in garbage out and the result is whatever the study authors aant it to be anyway

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 06:45 PM (U8EA9)

172 I probably would have spat on the woman in the James Woods clip is she had said that to my kids. Too bad there are so many cameras.

Posted by: McDizzle at August 28, 2023 06:45 PM (97RSK)

173 That dad should have told Whopper Gal he will break a bone for each and every time she speaks to him, starting with her nose.

You wanna get nuts, let’s get nuts…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

174 Prayers up Fen.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (JzerJ)

175 Woodrow Wilson, both Roosevelts and the New Deal's greatest henchman Nixon all progs to whatever degree.

Like a toxin the need to exert control on those free bastards has spread from the ivies and is now killing the economy.
Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (X0I7i)

Herbert Hoover and Richard Nixon were both Quakers.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (xhaym)

176 I mean, every day I see drivers breaking countless laws, driving like they're in a video game, I see shoplifters doing their thing unimpeded by anyone, I see every politician on the planet in some kind of grift. Thieves breaking windows of cars, sometimes just for fun. People getting assaulted and no one helps them (but video them). I could go on and on.
And yet, I gotta comply with something?
I'll think it over. OK, no.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (MeG8a)

177 Maybe I'm done complying with anything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Yeah. Me too.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (EJWxb)

My company did the bare minimum with compliance during the Coof in '20-'21. Just enough to stay open. And, at least at the time, the employees were pretty chill. But. and it's a big but: we have a much larger HR staff now, so, who knows?

All I know is that I am done with the face diaper. never again.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (T/Lqj)

178 Imagine, the land of the super rich prog, San Fran, won't have a super rich prog department store that caters to them any longer.

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They'll just get into their private plane and hop over to Paris to shop. Or if you are Nancy Pelosi you get Air Force to fly you there.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (3JfbU)

179 We at Netflix are all about male beauty. We love that shit.
//

No, actually, Ted S, they do not. They hate men, if you haven't noticed.

Posted by: PJ at August 28, 2023 06:47 PM (G1dq6)

180 Likely to develop a tire iron shaped indentation on her forehead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is

Remember to only use Insomniac brand tire irons for the best quality and performance!

Posted by: Third time in a week I posted about tire irons at August 28, 2023 06:47 PM (azYCi)

181 I wouldn't trust them the flu shot isn't a Vake Vax

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:47 PM (MOY79)

182 I, for one, never took any shit from Karen's fat, bitchy ass about COVID or anything else.

In his shoes, I'd have walked to the counter and started haranguing the workers, too. "How dare you serve Karen?! Obesity is the leading exacerbating comorbity for the Dread Cough! She's too goddamned fat as it is! Aren't you fat enough, piggy? Do you want to die? I'm not saying I hope you die, mind you... I'm not a wretched fucking cunt like you. But you're gonna die, Moby Bitch."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:48 PM (0FoWg)

183 How hot does aluminum rims have to get in order to melt, pool, then run. How hot does a residential lot get when it burns? How does it burn when houses on three sides don't?

Watched a video out of Lahania where a lot with grass about 6" high burned. Roasted two cars, melted the rims where the aluminum pooled and then ran and houses on three sides were untouched.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 06:48 PM (G8h7g)

184 161 Would the NFL allow a player to have the name Vicki Weaver on his helmet?

(Randy Weaver's wife, shot by FBI Sniper Lon Horuchi in Idaho)
Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 06:38 PM (8SfQG)

How about Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:42 PM (T/Lqj)

===========

It would be an interesting question to ask the Players Association or the owners? Repeatedly by many people.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM (DlvPU)

185 Fatbottom Karen had a companion behind that little wall. That's who the dad was arguing withz.

I've seen a couple guys come into our workplace, wearing masks. Men.

smh

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM (YWObc)

186 Practical question for the horde. Suppose you come upon people engaged in climate blocking activity. I know what we'd all like to do, but how does one react?

a. Remove them by any means necessary and prevent them from recidivism
b. Remove them with only necessary force and prevent them from blockading further
c. Make life very, very uncomfortable without making physical contact
d. Call police and wait
e. ?

The law likely varies depending on location and some DAs are going to blame you rather than the blockaders if you act, but what are your options?

Posted by: TRex at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

187 I wouldn't trust them the flu shot isn't a Vake Vax
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:47 PM (MOY79)

I actually thought that when I got a tetanus booster a couple years ago. I left thinking, what the hell did I just do?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM (T/Lqj)

188 Joe Wurzelbacher, rest in peace. You saw what many did not.

Posted by: Cosda at August 28, 2023 06:50 PM (89I0K)

189 Flu shot today. I asked if it was just for Flu. The pharmacist said "Yes, but next year it will probably be combined with Covid vaccine.,"

WTF would anyone get a flu vaccine? It's a covid year- there won't be a single case of the flu.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2023 06:50 PM (CaJIi)

190 175 Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 06:46 PM (xhaym)

Yes and politically they were both to the left of the main body of their party on domestic policy....

I am not saying every prog is a tranny moonbat communist, quite the contrary I am rather forgiving of the 1870s to 1890s version to a point given you know the idiocy was "NEW AND IMPROVED *SCIENCE!*"

I am less forgiving every decade after 1930, and the EPA was born the year I was under Nixon and is the sharpest dagger ever aimed at the American economy just as Roe v Wade is the moral one.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 06:51 PM (X0I7i)

191 Kemp's working hard straddling the fence.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 06:51 PM (7cJE3)

192 >I actually thought that when I got a tetanus booster a couple years ago. I left thinking, what the hell did I just do?

Posted by: Pug Mahon

my doctor offered me one on my last visit. I declined. Just as I declined the covid shots. No thank you.

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:52 PM (geLO8)

193 135 In fact, one day, the earth will burn up. Our sun will become a red giant, and the circumference of the sun will envelop the earth. The oceans will boil away, and everything will be burnt to a cinder.
So, set your calendars for oh, 4 billion years from now.
Give or take...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:37 PM (MeG8a

It also means heart attacks, cancer and liver disease will also be way way down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:52 PM (mZ3xv)

194 The treatment of Trump is beyond bullsh*t. As far as I am concerned , any democrat victory is not valid and I will not recognize it. I will support any national strike, day of rage, and/or peaceful disobedience.
Fu*k 'em. War!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 06:53 PM (hv9bm)

195 The law likely varies depending on location and some DAs are going to blame you rather than the blockaders if you act, but what are your options?
Posted by: TRex at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Where I live, the sheriff's would be all over someone blocking a road. And, best for the protesters if that happened because lots of people carry around here.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 28, 2023 06:53 PM (2YtOq)

196 How hot does aluminum rims have to get in order to melt, pool, then run.
Posted by: rickb223

The rims are probably an alloy of aluminum which can significantly drop the melting point of Al which is above 1200F.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 06:53 PM (JzerJ)

197
WTF would anyone get a flu vaccine? It's a covid year- there won't be a single case of the flu.
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2023 06:50 PM (CaJIi

It also means heart attacks, cancer and liver disease will also be way way down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:53 PM (mZ3xv)

198 wouldn't trust them the flu shot isn't a Vake Vax
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 06:47 PM (MOY79)

I actually thought that when I got a tetanus booster a couple years ago. I left thinking, what the hell did I just do?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM (T/Lqj)

I actually check the tetanus vial label earlier this year when I got my 10 year booster.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 28, 2023 06:54 PM (azYCi)

199 WTF would anyone get a flu vaccine? It's a covid year- there won't be a single case of the flu.
Posted by: t-bird a

Flu shot does nothing. It has always been a scam and if you look at the numbers that is clear. It has not reduced flu deaths at all.

Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:54 PM (su8Oy)

200 96 37 PLAY FOOTBALL
BUY BEER
EAT HOT DOG
Posted by: Cicero

OBEY
Posted by: Billboard with glasses

CONSUME

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2023 06:54 PM (sAmhv)

201 Hmmm. It's Monday. I see the totalitarians are still serving Stan. It's past time for them to turn their lives around.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2023 06:54 PM (Sf2cq)

202 @176, bravo, exactly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM (vbuLV)

203 Basically, no more vaccines. I am 29. I've had a good life.

I also had the Coof a couple years ago. I got over it. Really tired all the time, and I watched a lot of Barnwood Builders (thanks to Mrs. Mahon). Actually one of the better "reality" shows. A team of masculine Christian men tearing shit down and rebuilding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM (T/Lqj)

204 I saw those Lahaina burned car tweets too. I figure the grass caught fire, reached the parked cars, got the fuel tanks hot, and kerblam.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM (MeG8a)

205 I've seen a couple guys come into our workplace, wearing masks. Men.

smh
Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 06:49 PM

Men?

No.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM (aQy7p)

206 e. ?

Posted by: TRex

I think the best strategy is to confiscate all their banners and posters. Also masks, hi-vis, or anything that marks it as a protest. Down the sewer.

Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM (su8Oy)

207 Where I live, the sheriff's would be all over someone blocking a road. And, best for the protesters if that happened because lots of people carry around here.
Posted by: Blake

Life in prison doesn't mean much when you been retired for years and the intentional inflation is making the dog's food look pretty good.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM (JzerJ)

208 >Practical question for the horde. Suppose you come upon people engaged in climate blocking activity. I know what we'd all like to do, but how does one react?

well on the one hand, there's what I would want to do: RAMMING SPEED
but, we live in a country where enforcement of the law and justice is arbitrary and capricious, so I guess my answer would be: turn around, find another route

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:56 PM (geLO8)

209 The quickest way to shut up that fat cow in the video? Tell her she needs to go on a diet.

I've done it before. It works.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 28, 2023 06:56 PM (Qt4kF)

210 re: burning man....

Ain't no such thing as a "peaceful blockade" in the middle of the fucking desert. Someone tries to roadblock me in a hostile, remote environment, they're going to have a really bad time

I have been all over that place so I have context that many lack, geographically. That area can kill your ass year-round.

Posted by: somedood at August 28, 2023 06:56 PM (BbSpR)

211 I saw those Lahaina burned car tweets too. I figure the grass caught fire, reached the parked cars, got the fuel tanks hot, and kerblam.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

We've all seen cars burn. I have never seen rims melt and then run.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (G8h7g)

212 Too bad about the Nordstrom. I used to go there when I was single and hang out in the Ladies Dept. looking confused.
Eventually a comely female sales person would approach me and ask "Can I help you?" "Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (MeG8a)

213 Kemp,piffle. There is not a Governor of any state that would admit to voter fraud in their state.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (pcldK)

214 If it's a question of job vs. mask, I'll be first in the unemployment line.

First to be kicked out of *that* line, too. 'Cause I'm not going to comply with the "Masks Must Be Worn" sign at the unemployment office.

Bass. Turds.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (e6UQI)

215 "...replacing the words 'END RACISM' painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) 'PLAY FOOTBALL.'"

It would be more publicly useful if they said things like "Brush Teeth 3 Times Per Day" or "I Before E Except After C". I agree that saying "Play Football" is something only a highly paid consultant class could come up with for the NFL. Too stupid for words. But I guess presenting something educational is probably racist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (aXxgO)

216 Though I saw plenty of Krazed Kovid Karens, very few of them directly engaged me. I think somewhere deep in the Karen center of their brains, they had an instinct that told them "by the look on that man's glorious, unmasked Jewish visage, you are going to get called a fat, wretched cunt in front of G-d and everyone."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 06:58 PM (0FoWg)

217 They're trying to pass a bill in California that will give FULL custody to the parent who is wanting "gender affirming care" for the child.

Normalcy is mort and will be shunned.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:58 PM (NpAcC)

218 "so I guess my answer would be: turn around, find another route
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 06:56 PM (geLO

"

This may require traveling through another state and gas tank range can be an issue even without wasting gas idling. This is basically on the moon.

Posted by: somedood at August 28, 2023 06:58 PM (BbSpR)

219 The best method I've seen to deal with the road blockers, dude backed his car up so the exhaust was close to them, put it in neutral and revved it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (MeG8a)

220 The environmental protestors. Were they on tribal lands?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (G8h7g)

221
217 They're trying to pass a bill in California that will give FULL custody to the parent who is wanting "gender affirming care" for the child.

Normalcy is mort and will be shunned.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 06:58 PM (NpAcC)

The abuse of that little ditty will be epic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (mZ3xv)

222 Looking at the drone footage there is a dirt road next to the telephone polls
I would have been on it and going around the blockade.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (JzerJ)

223 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (oYEbH)

224 "Nordstrom permanently closed its San Francisco location after 35 years on Sunday because of increased crime, ABC7 News reported."

Like all of these companies, they're kinda slow on the uptake. Should've moved out more than a decade ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (aXxgO)

225 the gay community is very much against the "T"'s, well, the activists and allies anyway, because they recognize the Transing of America's children for what it is: the real genocide on gays and lesbians.

I wish that were true and it should be true but honestly I'm just not seeing it. I think the majority of the Ls, Gs, and Bs don't want to jettison the Ts, Qs, whatevers because they share a common enemy -- us.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM (nfrXX)

226 "We've all seen cars burn. I have never seen rims melt and then run.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (G8h7g)"

I have a lot. Engine blocks too. Aluminum will do that in a car fire.

Posted by: somedood at August 28, 2023 07:00 PM (BbSpR)

227 We've all seen cars burn. I have never seen rims melt and then run.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh I have. I thought it was common. I think the burning tire is enough.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 07:00 PM (su8Oy)

228 Rats. Tag fail.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2023 07:00 PM (nfrXX)

229 I think the best strategy is to confiscate all their banners and posters. Also masks, hi-vis, or anything that marks it as a protest. Down the sewer.
Posted by: Billboard with glasses on at August 28, 2023 06:55 PM

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I think the best tactic is to follow them home and burn everything made from petroleum products at their homes including their ICE cars and everything they wear made with anything other than 100% cotton or wool.

Bonus points if they are Vegan, because every single thing they own is likely made with petroleum products.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 07:00 PM (Oawec)

230 I've taken inventory and so far have not found a single additional vaccine that I need. I appear to be set for the rest of my life.

All the vaccines recommended do not show any evidence of preventing or reducing the target diseases.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2023 07:00 PM (Sf2cq)

231 I don't know about you but my brain is immediately seized by any text I see and I must read it. I don't think this can be turned off.

This is why 7 out 8 tattoo artists agree that "Hot" and "Cold" should not be tattooed around the areolae.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

232 I cannot stop laughing at the environmental protestors shock over having police trash their poor imitation of Les Miserables. “We re not violent “ in the same whiny voice as We re not Worthy” guys on SNL.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (FG7pj)

233 Too bad about the Nordstrom. I used to go there when I was single and hang out in the Ladies Dept. looking confused.
Eventually a comely female sales person would approach me and ask "Can I help you?" "Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (MeG8a)

*eye roll*

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

234 Would Jimmy Carter fear the Grim Reaper if the figure of Death looked like this?

https://tinyurl.com/asunabunnygrrl

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (Dbn8T)

235 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 06:59 PM

Doof! What's the good word?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (aQy7p)

236 Rats. Tag fail.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2023 07:00 PM

In our case, tail fail.

Posted by: Manx Rats at August 28, 2023 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

237 Eventually a comely female sales person would approach me and ask "Can I help you?" "Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Annnnndddd?????? You can't just stop the story there.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:02 PM (G8h7g)

238 The Play Football instructions will be very helpful to the NY Jets.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (nnp+f)

Heh.
Pity that Indianapolis is starting the wrong QB.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 07:03 PM (hv9bm)

239 I wish that were true and it should be true but honestly I'm just not seeing it. I think the majority of the Ls, Gs, and Bs don't want to jettison the Ts, Qs, whatevers because they share a common enemy -- us.

oh, no...there's quite a few gay influencers, male and female homosexuals who have built a following opposing the transagenda. Their screeds against the queers and non-binaries especially are hysterical. They tell a lot of truth when it comes to this bullshit.

The real allies of the transagenda are, who else? AWFLs and young boys and girls who want to fit in with the kewl kidz.

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:03 PM (YWObc)

240 Fuck the nfl. I am never watching them again. They made nfl mostly unwatchable before St George of Floyd.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 07:03 PM (bKQ8P)

241 Hands Doof and RMBS a Watershed

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 07:04 PM (pcldK)

242 So they called security on me and escorted me to the door.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 07:04 PM (MeG8a)

243 Doof! What's the good word?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (aQy7p)

Howdy RMBS! Tonight the good word is BOURBON. Enjoying a healthy pour outside on my deck waiting for what should be a nice sunset in perfect low 70s temps. How have you been, brother?

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (oYEbH)

244 >All the vaccines recommended do not show any evidence of preventing or reducing the target diseases.

Posted by: Emmie

the vaccines are so the authorities can say they're Doing Something
same with masks and stickers on the grocery store floor telling you where to stand- it's so someone can say- 'see- we're doing something'
and everybody thinks 'it'll be okay- they're doing something'

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO8)

245 fatassed white ladies who take their little children to drag queen story hour are the transagenda allies

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (YWObc)

246 A college student offered me her seat on the bus today. Another held a door for me. Just thought I'd share that in contrast to the Covid Karen.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (Sf2cq)

247 MSLISTERSSIS is right, you know.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 28, 2023 07:06 PM (Rbu5d)

248 Eventually a comely female sales person would approach me and ask "Can I help you?" "Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Annnnndddd?????? You can't just stop the story there.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:02 PM (G8h7g)
***

I thought sure you were going to answer her with:
"Yes. I'm looking for my sheep."
"Your sheep? What does she look like?"
"She looks just like ewe!"
Or something like that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 07:06 PM (hv9bm)

249 The Left has normalized Munchausen by Proxy with all their supportive Virtue Signaling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:06 PM (Dbn8T)

250 Hands Doof and RMBS a Watershed
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 07:04 PM (pcldK)

Ben Had!! Can't wait to sip some of that with you in person. October is fast approaching!

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 07:06 PM (oYEbH)

251 234 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (Dbn8T)

Oh Japan...

You know Dhimmi Carter's hospice is lasting longer than a lot of people's fight with cancer or John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:06 PM (X0I7i)

252 The Play Football instructions will be very helpful to the NY Jets.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 28, 2023 06:24 PM (nnp+f)

LOL.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 07:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

253 gourmand du jour: "I don't know, we haven't met!"

Honeydripper at his best. Kudos.

Kids, this is how it's done.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:07 PM (aXxgO)

254 ..replacing the words 'END RACISM' painted on the back line of the endzone with the more appropriate (and yet still completely unnecessary) 'PLAY FOOTBALL.'"

It would be more publicly useful if they said things like "Brush Teeth 3 Times Per Day" or "I Before E Except After C". I agree that saying "Play Football" is something only a highly paid consultant class could come up with for the NFL. Too stupid for words. But I guess presenting something educational is probably racist.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (aXxgO

==========

I think the "PLAY FOOTBALL" is aimed directly at the activist ass holes. 90% of the fans never noticed that BS. The wokerati do notice it and it chafes those pussies to their soft as baby shit cores.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 07:07 PM (TpbTX)

255 Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM

Points for humor, but you need the full spectrum of combined-arms in a time-on-target assault to assure success in situations like this.

You did use Axe Body Wash, and were freshly Tic-Tac'ed, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

256 "I don't know, we haven't met!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour

HeyOhhhhhhh!!

YesSir!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 07:08 PM (EJWxb)

257 OK, so Trump is in a State Court on conspiracy charges... even though it was a National Matter, and he was sitting President of the US at the time.

So, just saw where the Biden Admin had welded gates at the border OPEN. As this is clearly against the Fed Law, aiding and abetting illegals, can a State go after them for Conspiracy on THIS Federal Matter?

or... are we still playing Calvinball.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2023 07:09 PM (oHd/0)

258 The NFL can kiss my sweaty taint

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 07:10 PM (oYEbH)

259 All the vaccines recommended do not show any evidence of preventing or reducing the target diseases.

Posted by: Emmie

the vaccines are so the authorities can say they're Doing Something
same with masks and stickers on the grocery store floor telling you where to stand- it's so someone can say- 'see- we're doing something'
and everybody thinks 'it'll be okay- they're doing something'
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO

Agreed. They all believe THEY must be in control of everything because they don't believe in God. So "doing SOMETHING"- even if everyone knows it's useless and futile- serves a purpose.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

260 rd: "I think the 'PLAY FOOTBALL' is aimed directly at the activist ass holes. 90% of the fans never noticed that BS. The wokerati do notice it and it chafes those pussies to their soft as baby shit cores."

In that case, two letters: FU

Economical and pointed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:10 PM (aXxgO)

261 oh, no...there's quite a few gay influencers, male and female homosexuals who have built a following opposing the transagenda. Their screeds against the queers and non-binaries especially are hysterical. They tell a lot of truth when it comes to this bullshit

-

Have any of them discussed the abuse that made them homosexual?

I'm guessing no, because that common thread of child sexual, physical, and mental abuse would be too clear for normal people to see.

"born that way" hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at August 28, 2023 07:10 PM (A4UDY)

262 A large proportion of mid-Atlantic states' K - 12 kids must have normalized & their parents began realizing no one needed many of the programs being forced upon them through their schools. Obedience training to be reinstated.

The idea is to break Trump completely. Nothing that is his is to be left intact. Nothing.

At times, I understand Customer Wars.

And, Equality is giving everyone a shoe. Equity is giving everyone a shoe that fits. (Credited to Naheed Dosani.)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at August 28, 2023 07:10 PM (GshMh)

263 Doof, I will tell you my "nurse meets Watershed " story.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (pcldK)

264 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 06:57 PM (aXxgO

Blacks are clearly over represented in the NFL Player base... so... if everything has to be done via quotas?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (oHd/0)

265 A college student offered me her seat on the bus today. Another held a door for me. Just thought I'd share that in contrast to the Covid Karen.
Posted by: Emmie

Nice. A 10-12 year old young lady held the door for me the other day at Rural King. She was so happy with herself and so were her parents.

(Small bummer that I clearly look like an old man but time marches on.)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (EJWxb)

266 You know Dhimmi Carter's hospice is lasting longer than a lot of people's fight with cancer or John McCain's funeral.

He's not wanting to leave anything for Amy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (Dbn8T)

267 Kemp got with the program when that staffer(?) had the huge explosion during a sideswipe accident.

Posted by: free tibet at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (ZM1Pz)

268 "non-binary" just means you can't get a date

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (YWObc)

269 gourmand du jour: "I don't know, we haven't met!"

Honeydripper at his best. Kudos.

Kids, this is how it's done.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:07 PM (aXxgO)

Hmmm... respectfully disagree. This may be one of those males/females differ issues, like the Three Stooges.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

270 18 Nordstrom used to be one of the premier stores on the west coast, and then about 15 years ago it started to become a place to buy high priced children's clothing for adults.
The the local one closed because Salem Oregon is a sink of nepotism and criminal incompetence that shops in Portland because it is classier.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 06:12 PM (xhaym)

I went to a Nordstrom when I lived on the east coast. Ihad n event i needed some dressy clothes for. This was when I was overweight (I'mtall, and was a size 16). I asked an associate where the plus sized clothes were. The "lady" looked me up and down and said (and I quote), OH, we don't have clothes for YOU here

I never went back.

I hope they go bankrupt.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (Rbu5d)

271
Imagine, the land of the super rich prog, San Fran, won't have a super rich prog department store that caters to them any longer.

+++++++++++++

There are safe, peaceful, wealthy places nearby where they can go to shop. Now, since the theft gangs have lost a major supplier, will they turn up in those places? It'd be an absolute freakout to see them in Corte Madera or Larkspur.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (lCaJd)

272 CDC listed 324 "Covid deaths" for week ending Aug 19. There's a bit of a problem, though. The internals of the report show that Covid was the primary cause of death in only 1.7% of those cases.

https://tinyurl.com/4atvs3zn

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (sWM8x)

273 "I don't know why people playing football need to be reminded to play football"

Given how all of them decided that their job was actually to be political activists, can you blame someone for thinking they needed the reminder.

Of course, the downfall of the scheme is thinking that football players would bother to read.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2023 07:12 PM (ou9hh)

274 Nice. A 10-12 year old young lady held the door for me the other day at Rural King. She was so happy with herself and so were her parents.

(Small bummer that I clearly look like an old man but time marches on.)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (EJWxb)

People like that just make everyone's day better. Plus they help maintain a higher standard of community civility.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2023 07:13 PM (Sf2cq)

275 Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"

==

Awesome ! Please tell me you were wearing a leisure suit, sported a stache , and dripping in gold jewelry.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

276 But Sven

Did you like the figure?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:14 PM (Dbn8T)

277 Doof, I will tell you my "nurse meets Watershed " story.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (pcldK)

I anxiously await!

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (oYEbH)

278 Romeo13: "Blacks are clearly over represented in the NFL Player base... so... if everything has to be done via quotas?"

If any of this required logic, honesty, equity, you'd be correct for some value of "fair". Alas, this never has anything to do with any of that. This is all aimed for reverse racism and destruction of American heritage.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (aXxgO)

279
Have any of them discussed the abuse that made them homosexual?

I'm guessing no, because that common thread of child sexual, physical, and mental abuse would be too clear for normal people to see.

"born that way" hahaha
Posted by: Moron Robbie

+++++++++++++

What do you think happened to Mary Cheney?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (lCaJd)

280 fatassed white ladies who take their little children to drag queen story hour are the transagenda allies
Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (YWObc)

Kallisto, you've always been one of my favorites. I can always tell you dislike Karen as much as I do, and it's quite endearing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (0FoWg)

281 CDC listed 324 "Covid deaths" for week ending Aug 19. There's a bit of a problem, though. The internals of the report show that Covid was the primary cause of death in only 1.7% of those cases.

https://tinyurl.com/4atvs3zn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

So, 3 to 4 people?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (G8h7g)

282 Awesome ! Please tell me you were wearing a leisure suit, sported a stache , and dripping in gold jewelry.
Posted by: runner

My Brother!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (EJWxb)

283 I used to love the end racism in the end zone. It cracked me up that I didn't think about racism at all until I watched some football coverage.

Redzone is the answer. All highlights all the time. The games do lose their flow from all the bouncing around.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

284 266 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:11 PM (Dbn8T)

Rosalyn has dementia, every democrat political family is a hive of villainous retardation so I am curious what screwed up sh*t Mika Brazacinski's pot smoking buddy is up to.

Most folks don't know that Joe "Dude Where's My Intern?" Scardouche's squeeze was paid to make Amy look human.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:16 PM (X0I7i)

285 Blonde Morticia

Of course they will move, they are locusts who produce nothing but need everything

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:16 PM (Dbn8T)

286 What do you think happened to Mary Cheney?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Female sports coach is the route I've witnessed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 07:16 PM (JzerJ)

287 Yes, I'm looking for my wife" I would reply. "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. My reply
"I don't know, we haven't met!"

==

Awesome ! Please tell me you were wearing a leisure suit, sported a stache , and dripping in gold jewelry.
Posted by: runner

With a polyester shirt and platform shoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:17 PM (G8h7g)

288 On second thought, I should have said that they perceive that they have a common enemy -- us. I don't need to be the enemy of any gay person as long as he doesn't insist that I approve and praise him for it.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2023 07:17 PM (nfrXX)

289
Nevada assclowns did not realize that tribal lands are sovereign nations and its law enforcement officers aren't there to "defend them".

"We're just here for some peyote, man!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:17 PM (xG4kz)

290 until we get a political party that's not in on the grift it's gonna be Calvinball all the way 24x7

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 28, 2023 07:17 PM (vbuLV)

291 281 - I'm skeptical of even the 1.7%.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 28, 2023 07:17 PM (XMwZJ)

292
saying "Play Football" is something only a highly paid consultant class could come up with for the NFL.

++++++++++++++

If they do it right, they could get "PLAY FOOTBALL" to become code for "Be woke." Play football, bro. Hey, nice to see you. Play football! Then the day comes when Barack Obama says it as his sign-off at some Democrat campaign event and it's beyoooooond cool.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:18 PM (lCaJd)

293 People should be arrested and imprisoned for using covid to violate the civil rights of the whole country.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 28, 2023 07:18 PM (l20b8)

294 Nevada assclowns did not realize that tribal lands are sovereign nations and its law enforcement officers aren't there to "defend them".

"We're just here for some peyote, man!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Lucky they didn't scalp them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:18 PM (G8h7g)

295 runner: "Awesome ! Please tell me you were wearing a leisure suit, sported a stache , and dripping in gold jewelry."

He was a wild and a craaazy guy.

Posted by: Yortuk and Georg Festrunk at August 28, 2023 07:18 PM (aXxgO)

296 They swore Jimmy was on his lasts breath couple weeks ago

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 07:19 PM (MOY79)

297 "the vaccines are so the authorities can say they're Doing Something
same with masks and stickers on the grocery store floor telling you where to stand- it's so someone can say- 'see- we're doing something'
and everybody thinks 'it'll be okay- they're doing something'
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO

"

It's worse than this, though. It's not important what the thing is, but it is important that they blame their political opponents for NOT doing the thing, or obstructing the thing, etc. That's the real point of things like masking. The dumber it is, the better it works as the target group doesn't understand what is happening.

Now the jabs are another thing entirely. The powers that be can read excess mortality and fertility data just as well as the next guy. They know exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: somedood at August 28, 2023 07:19 PM (N9SfE)

298 Those hairy armpits be sweating out there in the hot sun, sugar tits.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

299 Blatantly obvious they want Trump in court the day before Super Tuesday

The prosecution of Trump isn't interfering with his campaign at all...the prosecution *IS* his campaign!

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2023 07:19 PM (Sv58p)

300 Getcher latest COVID jab while the new batch is fresh. Take another mile down that road now, before the rush.

Posted by: CDC at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (cTCuP)

301 runner: "Awesome ! Please tell me you were wearing a leisure suit, sported a stache , and dripping in gold jewelry."

With "Do the Hustle" playing on the muzak.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (G8h7g)

302 85...4. Then the vaxxed people got covid while the non-vaxxed didn't and the experts said nothing.

IIRC, that's when the "It's a pandemic of the unvaccinated!!!11!" BS started

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (Rbu5d)

303 Somewhere in the afterlife H. Beam Piper is puffing on his pipe, "practicing politicians."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (Dbn8T)

304 to police online falsehoods
Of course, that's NOT what they're doing. They're NOT policing falsehoods.
They're policing blasphemy against the Progressive church. They're policing statements against their declarations of "Truth", not against objective truth or reality.

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (fRgg4)

305 9 rings for mortal men doomed to die

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (MOY79)

306 Also - Blonde Morticia - it's good to see your nic. You'd mentioned you were thinking of attending a StS rally, and then disappeared for a long time. I was afraid the gestapo nabbed you and pulled out your fingernails.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 07:20 PM (0FoWg)

307
Of course they will move, they are locusts who produce nothing but need everything
Posted by: Anna Puma

++++++++++++

I'm looking forward to it. Those adjacent solid-Dem areas are all rich whites and Asians who think they're untouchable. Like the whole city is a gated community because they're across a bridge. I can't help feeling so evil, but I want them to live in the world they want to foist on the rest of us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:21 PM (lCaJd)

308 Should Trump try the OJ Gambit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:21 PM (Dbn8T)

309 296 Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 07:19 PM (MOY79)

He and Rosalyn both went through the Zentradi micronization process and are now 2.25 feet tall.

There's something going on there, most hospice protocols kill you dead in weeks.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:22 PM (X0I7i)

310
For some reason, today a short clip of Megyn Kelly laying into Big Mike's beef about the overturning of the affirmative action scam appeared in my feed. Apparently Big Mike insinuated that she was raised a poor and disadvantaged black child and that AA was her way out and up.

Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Big Mike's father an NCAA basketball coach for his career? I do not think that goes along with "Oh, yeah, we were poor."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:22 PM (xG4kz)

311 SF used to have gentlemen's shop. There was a tailor on the premises at all times, and a barber and even a locker room where you could grab a shower if you needed one. A shoe shine chair. I swear you could go in to that shop from a flaming car wreck and come out looking great, as long as your credit card worked.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 07:22 PM (MeG8a)

312
it's good to see your nic. You'd mentioned you were thinking of attending a StS rally, and then disappeared for a long time. I was afraid the gestapo nabbed you and pulled out your fingernails.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

+++++++++++

Thanks, I did disappear for over a year while I boycotted the news. Now I'm depressed all over again!

Wait, StS? I feel so dumb, but what's that? I did go to J6.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:23 PM (lCaJd)

313 Kallisto, you've always been one of my favorites. I can always tell you dislike Karen as much as I do, and it's quite endearing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 07:15 PM (0FoWg) [/i

Maybe someday we can join up and form an anti-Karen tag team

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:23 PM (YWObc)

314 SF used to have gentlemen's shop. There was a tailor on the premises at all times, and a barber and even a locker room where you could grab a shower if you needed one. A shoe shine chair. I swear you could go in to that shop from a flaming car wreck and come out looking great, as long as your credit card worked.

===

ah, the bygone era.....

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 07:23 PM (V13WU)

315 GWB: "Of course, that's NOT what they're doing. They're NOT policing falsehoods.
They're policing blasphemy against the Progressive church. They're policing statements against their declarations of 'Truth', not against objective truth or reality."

Bingo! Now if you could get that on a bumper sticker, that'd be great.

But seriously, that synopsis IS the essential truth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:24 PM (aXxgO)

316 2.25ft tall?

So their outsides finally shrunk to match their souls...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:24 PM (Dbn8T)

317 Howdy RMBS! Tonight the good word is BOURBON.
Posted by: Doof

It is one of my Most Favorite Words

Posted by: Miklos does not need an extensive vocabulary at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (WVRZF)

318 > Should Trump try the OJ Gambit?

(this is called 'the setup)
Straight Man says 'what's the OJ Gambit?'

Horde answers:

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (geLO8)

319 Awesome ! Please tell me you were wearing a leisure suit, sported a stache , and dripping in gold jewelry.
Posted by: runner

With a polyester shirt and platform shoes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:17 PM (G8h7g)
***

*slowly closes door to closet*

Hey! What's for dinner?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (hv9bm)

320
Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Big Mike's father an NCAA basketball coach for his career? I do not think that goes along with "Oh, yeah, we were poor."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

++++++++++++++

Her brother was in basketball, not that high level I don't think but maybe. Her father was a city alderman (I don't know what that is btw) who lived on disability bennies for a lot of his life. But the house and hood were nice. Daily Mail got pics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (lCaJd)

321 did I just italicize everything?

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (YWObc)

322 Kallisto and YD on Karen patrol?

PPV gold.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (2YtOq)

323 Wait, StS? I feel so dumb, but what's that? I did go to J6.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Stop the Steal. I didn't recall you went to the Big One. You're a piece of history! Also, never tell people that, please. I don't want the Gestapo to yank out your fingernails.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (0FoWg)

324 Blonde Morticia

The only ones who don't think of consequences are those who think, "it can't happen to me!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (Dbn8T)

325 A 10-12 year old young lady held the door for me the other day at Rural King. She was so happy with herself and so were her parents.

My observation living mostly in smaller towns and generally in the south is that everybody holds the door for everybody. Common courtesy is just... common, not dependent on sex, age, race or anything else except just basic human decency.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (nfrXX)

326 The NFL should put messages in the end zone to remind their plantation employees not to rape, beat, slap, punch, rape or kill their spouses.

Be better Slave League!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

327 The longer version of the hippie smashing video is funny.

The cop tells them over the loudspeaker to "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD"!

Menary should do a video on this one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 28, 2023 07:26 PM (NtVYv)

328 Don't fuck with Burners on the Pyramid Res. A huge chunk of their economy is made during the weeks before, during and after Burning Man. I have seen the road backed up worse though. They were probably still 40 miles from the Playa and I have seen it backed up to the same spot. The lake to the east of where this happened is the dry lake bed called Winnemucca lake. Dried up in the aftermath of the building of the Derby Dam.

We tolerate the Burner smell around here because it smells like money.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 07:27 PM (B705c)

329 316 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:24 PM (Dbn8T)

There was a twilight zone episode about it I think...

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:27 PM (X0I7i)

330 I would probably have lit in to fat Karen and told her she was going to die from DIABEETUHS

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

331
Stop the Steal. I didn't recall you went to the Big One. You're a piece of history! Also, never tell people that, please. I don't want the Gestapo to yank out your fingernails.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

++++++++++++

Ooohhhhh yeah! I went to another one in Sacramento. Had a lot of fun. Hate that town.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (lCaJd)

332 There's something going on there, most hospice protocols kill you dead in weeks.
Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:22 PM.

==========

It is not the hospice that kills. It is the fact that the patient has decided it is time to go.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (JlfTZ)

333 Cafe is open above

Posted by: Beartooth at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (azYCi)

334 320 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (lCaJd)

Big Mike played center for the Knicks in her "Patrick Ewing" identity.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (X0I7i)

335 Probably thinking of the episode where the heirs are circling like vultures for the mean rich guy to die. He forces them to wear cursed masks if they want any inheritance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (Dbn8T)

336 Winnemucca? Have you ever seen a road with so much dust and sand?

Posted by: Wally at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (VEm33)

337 Howdy RMBS! Tonight the good word is BOURBON.
Posted by: Doof

It is one of my Most Favorite Words
Posted by: Miklos does not need an extensive vocabulary at August 28, 2023 07:25 PM (WVRZF)

Miklos!!! Been a long time, my friend. How have you been? And how's mom of Miklos?

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (oYEbH)

338
They swore Jimmy was on his lasts breath couple weeks ago
Posted by: Skip

Not weeks, months.

Shove off, already ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (xG4kz)

339 332 Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (JlfTZ)

The entire point of palliative care is to ease the transition...

evidently Jimmy is really bad at leaving.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:30 PM (X0I7i)

340 "Bring out your dead!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:30 PM (Dbn8T)

341
The NFL should put messages in the end zone to remind their plantation employees not to rape, beat, slap, punch, rape or kill their spouses.

Make Your Child Support Payments

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (xG4kz)

342 Would Jimmy Carter fear the Grim Reaper if the figure of Death looked like this?

https://tinyurl.com/asunabunnygrrl
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:01 PM (Dbn8T)

Archeologists found a series of Goth graves in Poland. I think they identified it by the jewelry and some clothing items. Apparently eye-liner was not used much in the 4th Century.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (xhaym)

343 335 Probably thinking of the episode where the heirs are circling like vultures for the mean rich guy to die. He forces them to wear cursed masks if they want any inheritance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (Dbn8T)

"The Masks", directed by Ida Lupino!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

344 Sven,

So Jimmy Carter is the floating turd that refuses to flush?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (Dbn8T)

345 Winnemucca? Have you ever seen a road with so much dust and sand?
Posted by: Wally

I've been everywhere man,
I've been everywhere

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (G8h7g)

346 We all do the two finger wave out here, where you lift two fingers up off the steering wheel. Very neighborly.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (ouTlx)

347 I would probably have lit in to fat Karen and told her she was going to die from DIABEETUHS
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM

=======

I would, except that I probably out weigh her obese carcass.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 07:32 PM (3XJeT)

348
It is not the hospice that kills. It is the fact that the patient has decided it is time to go.
Posted by: rd

Morphine, administered for pain, plays a not insubstantial role.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (xG4kz)

349 Hola Meester Doof!

Situation....moderately stable

Posted by: Miklos does not need an extensive vocabulary at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (WVRZF)

350 They swore Jimmy was on his lasts breath couple weeks ago
Posted by: Skip

Not weeks, months.

Shove off, already ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (xG4kz)
***

They will time his passing at the exact moment that it influences Trump's re-election.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (hv9bm)

351 344 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (Dbn8T)

Quite, he is afraid of a talk he has scheduled soon.

Most people are truthbetold.

I am doing great in my CUOMO19 "suffering" except for one thing, I can feel a twinge in my widowmaker ventricle not pain and not enough to worry about I am monitoring it.

CUOMO version 987x or the clot shot will eventually kill me probably.

The Feds are on the precipice of illegally mandating vaccine use as a condition of employment in violation of the courts...

and I will quit and then I will finally go home to where I want my ashes spread anyway.

Posted by: sven at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (X0I7i)

352 I think Jimmy "I hate the Jews" Carter will outlive Tapioca Joe Biden.

Posted by: rd at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (3XJeT)

353 Winnemucca? Have you ever seen a road with so much dust and sand?

Posted by: Wally at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (VEm33)

Yes. I, in another life, spent 15ish years driving those dusty roads in Nevada as a Heavy Equipment mechanic.
I have, against my better judgement, rescued no less than 20 Burners from certain death.
I would load up my truck this time of year with about 50 gallons of Antifreeze. $40.00 per gallon to broke down burners.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 07:37 PM (B705c)

354 Joe Wurzelbacher paid dearly for his insolence. If only more insolent ones met the same fate.

Posted by: His Majesty The Shahinshah at August 28, 2023 07:52 PM (f2dD+)

355 Every attack boosts Trump and energizes his base act. The deepstate is not stupid, they took over all the levers of power and have been nearly 100% perfect in avoiding any consequences for the crimes they partake in getting there and their abuses of power once there.

So, why would they want to hold a trial date attacking Trump the day before the largest primary vote in America? In order to fortify Trump's chances for being the nominee is why.

They want a Trump rematch. They know exactly why. If you do not, then you should be concerned.

Posted by: astonerii at August 28, 2023 08:34 PM (B9VxK)

356 After watching the Nevada video, I'm just going to go straight to urgent care, because I KNOW the schadenboner is going to last more than four hours.

Posted by: Joe Smith at August 28, 2023 10:25 PM (QINni)

357 IANAL, but I live in a county with three reservations within its borders. This info is derived from a discussion with the county sheriff.. No guarentees, I may have misunderstood some things, but I believe it to be accurate.
Tribal police and tribal courts have absolute authority over tribal members violating laws on tribal lands. Tribal police (in general) and tribal courts have no authority over non-tribal members off tribal lands.
Non-tribal members on tribal land is where it gets complicated. Tribal police have a degree of authority, tribal courts have none. Did I mention that the local sheriff has limited authority on tribal land, even with non-tribal people. Who does have full authority over non-tribal on tribal land is the FBI and the federal courts.
So, yeah., it's a federal case. In many ways, reservations are (legally) like a National Park.
Those non-violent environmental protesters were arrested by tribal police completely legally, but they will be tried in federal court.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 29, 2023 05:35 AM (uxXKv)

359 "I don't know about you but my brain is immediately seized by any text I see and I must read it. I don't think this can be turned off."

It can't be turned off. It's called the Stroop effect. One experiment involves a series of color names printed in black, and the same color names printed in an ink which is a color other than the color name (for example, the word "purple" printed in red ink). When asked to read the black-ink color names, there is no issue. When asked to read the colored-ink color names, there is a measurable lag. But when asked to name the *color* of the ink in which color names are printed, there is an even higher lag, and huge uptick in errors--when asked to name the color of the ink in which the word is printed, the subjects invariably wanted to same the name of the color, i.e., read the word rather than name its color.

Posted by: Simon Jester at August 29, 2023 08:41 AM (BSu3l)

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