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Were the DOJ and Hunter Biden Attempting to Perpetrate a Fraud on the Court?

I mean, another fraud on the court. We know that Hunter Biden's lawyer claimed she was working with the House and instructed the clerk of the court to remove an important piece of evidence from Hunter's file.

The fresh fraud involves the DOJ, because of course it does.

The plea deal fell apart when the judge demanded to know: What crimes, exactly, is the prosecution giving Hunter Biden immunity for in this plea deal? Just the crimes he's pleading guilty to? What about all the other crimes he committed, like acting a foreign agent without registering under FARA (the Foreign Agent Registration Act)?


Supposedly, they had never discussed this foundational point, and so the "two sides" -- I submit they are on the same side -- argued in court about what immunities Hunter was and was not being granted.

Plea deals are normally structured to have the defendant plead guilty to certain crimes in exchange for not being charged with other crimes. What other crimes were in the plea deal as being taken off the table? We don't know the answer to that, but the judge seemed completely unimpressed with what the two sides had brought her. Further, when asked by the judge if such a deal had any precedent, the prosecutor was forced to admit that there was none.

As mentioned by Glenn Thrush's reporting above, the deal was attempting to give Hunter Biden broad, near total immunity into perpetuity from future crimes. That led the judge to ask whether the investigation was still ongoing, at which point the DOJ admitted it was. That put the two sides at a technical impasse, and one the judge wasn't willing to overlook.

Zooming out, it appears that Hunter Biden's team was intent on getting it on the record that by signing the plea, all investigations into Hunter Biden (and by virtue, possible future charges related to them) would be ended. Meanwhile, the DOJ seemed happy to let that happen until the judge threw up a roadblock.

It's impossible -- impossible that there was no deal to grant Hunter Biden full "global" immunity regarding all crimes he may have committed and may in the future be discovered to have committed.

What happened was that the prosecutors assured him of full "global" immunity going forward -- but they didn't want to admit in court that they had made this incredible No Jail for Any Crimes, Ever deal.

So they lied to the judge about it.


Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew

The outcome of the Biden plea hearing is a cover story.

There is NO WAY that the two sides didn't discuss before today whether this was a "Global Plea" or not.

The idea that Hunter's team only learned today that other charges are still possible is idiotic.

One of two things is true:

1) There was a "wink and nod" agreement that this would be the only charges he faced, but neither side wanted to put it in writing due to the firestorm it would cause.

2) Realizing there was no way to escape the firestorm that has come up since the plea deal surfaced, they used the "excuse" that other charges might yet be filed to step back and talk about the case further rather than go forward.

This was performance art today. They knew they couldn't go forward in the face of the IRS whistleblower testimony and all the other revelations about how Hunter and Biden family members getting millions of foreign revenue.

A lot of people in the DOJ need to be fired, and a number of them need to go to prison for long stretches.

Related: This is an important question. Why is Hunter's bong-ripping "Sugar Brother" willing to spend literally millions of dollars of his "own money" -- or is it his own money he's spending? -- to bail Hunter Biden out of his tax jams and other criminal charges?

I mean -- are they lovers? Or is Morris acting as a front for other Democrat donors, secretly, illegally piping money to Hunter Biden?

Photographs from the press would later confirm Morris' attendance at the plea hearing, and it once again begs the question: Why exactly is Morris willing to spend millions of dollars on Hunter Biden?

The relationship between the two has never made much sense. How many wealthy individuals do you know who are willing to pay off $2.8 million in unpaid taxes for a drug addict without receiving something in return? That's exactly what Morris did for Hunter Biden, structuring it as a "loan" that will obviously never be paid back in order to avoid further taxation. Morris has also been paying legal fees for the president's son and even bought him a fancy car to drive around.

Is Morris receiving some kind of preferential treatment from the Biden administration? Is he working to cover something up by ensuring Hunter Biden is protected from further legal culpability? I don't know the answer, but I know his supposed generosity doesn't begin to add up.

The DOJ should be sniffing around to find out why Morris is doing what he's doing. Of course, the DOJ is too busy letting Hunter Biden off the hook to do that so I'm spitting into the wind.

Related question: Why does so-called "private citizen" Hunter Biden have a f***ing motorcade?!!?

WHO THE F*** IS PAYING FOR THIS UNEMPLOYABLE CRACK-ADDLED BROKEASS PRINCELING TO LIVE LIKE A SAUDI SHEIK??!!

The plea deal was then restricted to the the tax and gun charges.

Which are charged as felonies, with jail time, in almost all other cases.

But, if I am all caught up now, Hunter Biden then rejected the plea deal and plead "not guilty," which is the funniest thing the Smartest Man Joe Biden Knows ever said.

Posted by: Ace at 02:20 PM




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Posted by: GF at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (DJ4DU)

2 Getting whiplash over here, boss!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (u73oe)

3 A lot of people in the DOJ need to be fired, and a number of them need to go to prison for long stretches.

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Let's take a moment to see if the House is going to completely cave on the budget in a couple of months and pass an omnibus that funds the executive branch at 115% of 2023 levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

4 A lot of people in the DOJ need to be fired, and a number of them need to go to prison for long stretches.

= =

Rope. Lamp post. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (AD14M)

5 Seriously, this country needs to start utilizing lamposts and rope.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (4q/mG)

6 Sinead O'Conner has died.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

7 Plea deal back on. But won't give Hunter complete immunity for future crime he has/will commit. .

https://tinyurl.com/8p9rfye2

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (17s+e)

8 Were the DOJ and Hunter Biden Attempting to Perpetrate a Fraud on the Court?

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I mean...yeah.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

9 What does FARA stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (Keyt1)

10 Great. Now we can all move on.

Posted by: Margaret Brennan, CBS News at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (xPl2J)

11 I mean -- are they lovers? Or is Morris acting as a front for other Democrat donors, secretly, illegally piping money to Hunter Biden?

Why not both?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (lc5cP)

12 8 Were the DOJ and Hunter Biden Attempting to Perpetrate a Fraud on the Court?

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I mean...yeah.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

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Well, let me just ask this clarifying question:

Was the DOJ in the courtroom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

13 The USA is NOT a banana republic. It is far worse.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (17s+e)

14 That led the judge to ask whether the investigation was still ongoing, at which point the DOJ admitted it was.

.. of course it is still on-going because an on-going investigation is the best possible smoke screen to avoid answering any questions ... "we can't answer because it's an ongoing investigation"

I suppose now, they will run out the clock so "The Big Guy" can give him a pardon before leaving office.

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

15 Plea deals are normally structured to have the defendant plead guilty to certain crimes in exchange for not being charged with other crimes. What other crimes were in the plea deal as being taken off the table?
________________

Everything else, in perpetuity.

"... not being charged with [fill in this space as needed in the future] ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

16 Were the DOJ and Hunter Biden Attempting to Perpetrate a Fraud on the Court?
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It was not fraud, FRAUD.

Posted by: Woopi Goldbrick at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (17s+e)

17 Ace-
You may want to sidebar the Bonhomme link:
Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.

https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m

On any other day, this would be skullworthy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (eOEVl)

18 On the court? no. On the Constitution? yes

Posted by: henry at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (JMDly)

19 I see zero point zero % chance someone as sexually disordered and drug addicted as Hunter isn't having sex with dudes and trannies.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (c0fFG)

20 19 I see zero point zero % chance someone as sexually disordered and drug addicted as Hunter isn't having sex with dudes and trannies.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (c0fFG)

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"But no yellow!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

21 "In fairness, your honor, I was led to believe by the routine practice of the government before the FISA court and other tribunals that a little prevarication was just aggressive advocacy."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (ppBhU)

22 The "plea deal" was intended to be a de-facto pardon, protecting Hunter from being prosecuted for any Federal crimes, now and in the future.

Yeah, The Big Guy is going to pardon Hunter on the last day of his term, but the Angel of Death sometimes shows up unexpectedly, so Hunter needed some interim protection, without the embarrassment of Dad having to give him a pardon early.

Now that Hunter has obviously reverted to being a degenerate cokehead, he really needs those legal protections.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (2tUFv)

23 I'm confused but don't slow the whole class down for me. Just carry on.

It's why I sit in the back row.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (iziT8)

24 There's no there there, ace.

Joe lives in a modest DE house and Hunter sleeps in the basement.

Posted by: Paul's anus at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (krqg6)

25 It's impossible -- impossible that there was no deal to grant Hunter Biden full "global" immunity regarding all crimes he may have committed and may in the future be discovered to have committed.

What happened was that the prosecutors assured him of full "global" immunity going forward -- but they didn't want to admit in court that they had made this incredible No Jail for Any Crimes, Ever deal.

So they lied to the judge about it.

Wasn't the deal sealed too, so nobody could get a look at this absolutely ridiculous nonsense and rhetorically rip it apart in public before the Judge signed off?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (R38qh)

26 OMG the Hunter Biden plea deal killed Sinead O'Connor!!!!

Posted by: Gen X with poor reading comprehension skills at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (AD14M)

27 And the preferred answer to the headline question is:

"Is a bear Catholic, does the Pope shit in the woods?"

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (CecP5)

28 Remember when Merrick Garland was being advertised as a straight shootin' non-partisan who would be a credit to the Supreme Court?


Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (CG/r6)

29 This thread needs a busty bikini babe.

Posted by: Lonely hearts at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (IW5Ow)

30 Were the DOJ and Hunter Biden Attempting to Perpetrate a Fraud on the Court?


Do Bears shit in the woods?

Does the erf revolve around our sun?

Is the Pope...er...strike that one.


Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

31 I remember ridiculing other nations years ago for their messed up policies regarding everything from their justice system to their financial system, military, medical, voting, immigration, the whole thing.
I now take all that back. We are now the very worst. Or in the top 5.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (MeG8a)

32 Seems kosher to me.

Posted by: Kevin Clinesmith at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (ppBhU)

33 Why not? They've perpetrated a fraud on the nation.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (FXDT5)

34 Related: This is an important question. Why is Hunter's bong-ripping "Sugar Brother" willing to spend literally millions of dollars of his "own money" -- or is it his own money he's spending? -- to bail Hunter Biden out of his tax jams and other criminal charges?

And I'm sure Hunter's paying the required taxes on all these gifts that he's receiving.

LOL.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (2tUFv)

35 9 What does FARA stand for?

Foreign Agent Registration Act

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

36 WHO THE F*** IS PAYING FOR THIS UNEMPLOYABLE CRACK-ADDLED BROKEASS PRINCELING TO LIVE LIKE A SAUDI SHEIK??!!

To be fair, there's money to be made selling original art.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

37 The USA is NOT a banana republic. It is far worse.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (17s+e)
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Is durian republic a thing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)

38 I'll tell you exactly what happened: The DOJ and Hunter are in cahoots. We know that. Their expectation was that the judge would rubber-stamp whatever stinky, smelly, corrupt plea deal was put on her desk. And can you blame them? 99% of the time, they would be right. But this judge, at least for now, is having none of it. She's acting like a real judge and not a Biden lackey. Again: for now. This totally threw Hunter's team and the DOJ for a loop. They are dumb and corrupt and didn't expect any push-back.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

39 i'll add that to the post

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

40 Ah, that 70s poster of FARA in that red tank top with her glorious locks…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (xTRSc)

41 With the news of both Hunter, and McConnell's vapor lock, today strikes me as the beginning of the end of the ancien regime.

Ancient in both the age of its participants, and in the sense of a breakup of how things have operated for a long, long time; IOW, the Uniparty is coming apart at the seams.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (eOEVl)

42 Imagine the ratings FOX would be enjoying now if they hadn't canned Tucker.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (yRved)

43 Just like everything else they're trying to create so much confusion regular people disengage and give up caring.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (DcKNO)

44 Dinner at the club is going to be uncomfortable.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

45 is any of this new? or, merely suppressed?

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (lMYp+)

46 What's the replacement situation for US senators in Kentucky? I know the governor is a donkie-commie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (17s+e)

47 > What does FARA stand for?

Foreign Agents Registration Act. If you work on behalf of a foreign gov't as a lobbyist or whatnot, you have to register if you want to do it legally.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (R38qh)

48 If bodies are later discovered buried in Hunter's back yard, are they covered too?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (FVME7)

49 42 Imagine the ratings FOX would be enjoying now if they hadn't canned Tucker.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (yRved)

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Yeah, well, their advertising revenues have got to be way up now, right?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

50 Is durian republic a thing?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)
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Corpse Flower Republic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 26, 2023 02:31 PM (ScR16)

51 Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:31 PM (Keyt1)

52 Things sure have changed. OJ in his white Ford Bronco, and a crackhead has a motorcade.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:31 PM (rj6Yv)

53 Ngl I wanted to be the Iron Sheik for about a year as a kid. Played him in fake fake living room wrasslin matches.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:31 PM (c0fFG)

54 >>Yeah, well, their advertising revenues have got to be way up now, right?!


Home Use Catheter Sales are UP!

Posted by: InTrade Guy at July 26, 2023 02:31 PM (CG/r6)

55 I don't know how it's even possible--legally speaking--to grant someone immunity to future crimes in perpetuity.

What does that cover? Arson? Murder? Jaywalking?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 02:32 PM (YIVH2)

56 We needses to getses the rapey-rapeses covered sssssssss!

Posted by: Gollum Biden, Esq. at July 26, 2023 02:32 PM (ik/65)

57 35 9 What does FARA stand for?

Foreign Agent Registration Act
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

__________________________________

Truth and Justice and skimpy thongs. She was one of Charlie's Angels.

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2023 02:32 PM (dIske)

58 Liz Willis
@LizWillis_
JUST IN: Hunter Biden arrives via motorcade to a Delaware courthouse. He is expected to plead guilty to multiple federal crimes.

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Well, at least he gets to keep his motorcade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:32 PM (FVME7)

59 Any official transcript word from The Moppet yet?

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

60 >>>
You may want to sidebar the Bonhomme link:
Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.

I got it, i'll post it as a main post soon.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (KRtlO)

61 I didn't see the mentioned anywhere, and maybe I am quixotic to even think along these lines, but

Isn't a plea deal supposed to be quid pro quo? The defendant pleas to a crime to save the state the risk of losing in trial, or the cost of trial, usually for cases where evidence is not recorded by the defendant on his laptop and public knowledge to the whole freakin world.

So what exactly does the state get out of a plea in this case?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (fCkHe)

62 Was the Biden lawyer cum Weiss assistant Alexander Mackler in the courtroom today?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (aD39U)

63 It was not fraud, FRAUD.
Posted by: Woopi Goldbrick at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (17s+e)

you'll be hearing from our lawyers !!!

Posted by: Karen's Johnson at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (us2H3)

64 "If bodies are later discovered buried in Hunter's back yard, are they covered too?"

No, only the ones we already discovered.

Posted by: Fed. Bur. of Corruption Disguised as Incompetence at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (ik/65)

65 It looks like everyone wants a deal but everyone also wants to cover their asses. With the mess that is Hunter Biden I don't think that's possible.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (S75Fo)

66 His ass is grass and the FED is a lawn mower coming up fast in the rear view mirror.
Nervous? Hell NO! He's got the stoppa poppa in the big oval to back his play.


Hunter's response today: "Hey! Dad! Where's my new Corvette? HUH? Y'all already got paid, so, Wassup homie?

Posted by: Ray Mota at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (sw3xv)

67 If asked during a press conference, the blithering idiot will let slip that the lawyer is getting a percentage of the bribes to keep the drug addict out of jail.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (Ygdwp)

68 Now I'm really confused. I thought he was pleading NOT guilty.


Oh internet. How you vex me!

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (iziT8)

69 Or is Morris acting as a front for other Democrat donors, secretly, illegally piping money to Hunter Biden?

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Zelenskyy, Xi, the Mexican cartels, and a litany of other Treason PayMasters?

None in the MDM-MSM dare ask ... let alone investigate.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (FXDT5)

70 Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.
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Did they try turning him off and then turning him back on again? A swift kick in the happy sack to reboot him?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)

71 >>>So what exactly does the state get out of a plea in this case?

the get to cover up the crimes of a princeling, that's what!

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

72 Not only a motorcade but primo parking too!
Dang!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (e4fEA)

73 Hunter Biden and his attorneys are clearly conspiring to commit crimes. The attorney is an agent of the client, all knowledge of the agent in imputed to the principal.

This means Hunter is charged with knowing of his attorney attempts to alter the court's file--by the false impersonation of another party. Which is at least a misdemeanor but could be a felony.

Attorney-client privilege doesn't apply.

Which position the DOJ itself took when they raided Trump's attorneys.
And also justifies the House compelling their testimony now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (GxzZh)

74 Remember when Merrick Garland was being advertised as a straight shootin' non-partisan who would be a credit to the Supreme Court?

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (CG/r6)
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Pepperidge Farm remembers.

If there were a God, those who claimed that would have been a pile of smoldering cinders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

75 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: Evergreen at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (IW5Ow)

76 Mitch McConnell had a Biden moment and froze while trying to speak to reporters. Thank God the good people of Kentucky elected this RINO and a Democrat governor.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (0t3vP)

77
But, if I am all caught up now, Hunter Biden then rejected the plea deal and plead "not guilty," which is the funniest thing the Smartest Man Joe Biden Knows ever said.

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I read a couple of places that said he pled "not guilty" "for the time being." Seems like there was some swift negotiation. The wheels of justice turn slowly for some, quickly for others.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (lCaJd)

78 What happened was that the prosecutors assured him of full "global" immunity going forward -- but they didn't want to admit in court that they had made this incredible No Jail for Any Crimes, Ever deal.

they also didn't want to say hunter was no longer under investigation, because then they couldn't fend off questions by claiming that it's an ongoing investigation.

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (sGtp+)

79 71 >>>So what exactly does the state get out of a plea in this case?

the get to cover up the crimes of a princeling, that's what!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

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"Equal justice! Now, throw Trump in jail for things that aren't crimes after we got Hunter off for things that are crimes!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

80 Remember when Merrick Garland was being advertised as a straight shootin' non-partisan who would be a credit to the Supreme Court?
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Earlier on Fox Jonathan Turley was saying it's possible Garland was unaware of all of this, so Fox shit thinks that.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (krqg6)

81 It looks like everyone wants a deal but everyone also wants to cover their asses. With the mess that is Hunter Biden I don't think that's possible.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (S75Fo)

"I think we're gonna need a bigger thong."

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

82 This means there will be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (Jk9SN)

83 No need for him to plead guilty... time and some trips to a court house will eventually set him free. He will never be "on-trial" and he will never pay any fines.
It pisses me off, if this were any other person besides a Biden or an Obama they would be have been looooong gone to jail.

Posted by: Silent at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (CrU4U)

84 Related question: Why does so-called "private citizen" Hunter Biden have a f***ing motorcade?!!?

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It's good to be Prince!

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (FXDT5)

85 What other crimes are Hunter and his attorneys committing?

You don't "move the body" and risk almost certainly getting caught doing that unless they're up to something worse.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (GxzZh)

86 If Hunter goes to prison imagine the horror of the poor sap who has to do the cavity search.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (DcKNO)

87 "No one is above the law."

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

88 Oh internet. How you vex me!

Posted by: eleven

= =

What do you think I am, a University Library?!

Posted by: The Internet at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (AD14M)

89 Any official transcript word from The Moppet yet?
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)
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They're printing the lies now for her three-ring binder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

90 did you check the plug?

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (lMYp+)

91 I predict a horrific accident involving Hunter is being arranged. He won't ever be near it, just sent "away". Leave Retardo and Doc alone for a month, they're in mourning. The closed casket with a bunch of bricks in it is given a burial at sea off a ship of the line just to piss off a lot of people. Hunter goes to live with Uncle Jim for a bit, and opens up a string of tiki bars under a false name.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (0EOe9)

92 Uday Biden

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

93 >>> Biden's lawyer claimed she was working with the House and instructed the clerk of the court to remove an important piece of evidence ...

That probably happens more often than we may think - Actual Legislators meddling in the Courts and the little guy saying, "Yes Sir!". You know, pulling a few strings.
So, pretending to be The Big Guy to pulling a string has to be done too

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (GTQR/)

94 We just need to impeach Trump. Again.

Posted by: Schumer at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (IW5Ow)

95 Motorhead > Motorcade

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (CG/r6)

96 What does FARA stand for?


Fucking Assholes Ripping America

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

97 80 Earlier on Fox Jonathan Turley was saying it's possible Garland was unaware of all of this, so Fox shit thinks that.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (krqg6)

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If Garland isn't getting updates on a case dealing with the president's son, then he's incompetent.

If he is getting updates, and they didn't include these details of the plea deal, then someone misled him and needs to get fired.

More than likely, he's getting updates and knows everything and is borderline running the prosecution's efforts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

98
So what exactly does the state get out of a plea in this case?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

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Same as in any case. They don't have to go to the expense and trouble of a trial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (lCaJd)

99 I read a couple of places that said he pled "not guilty" "for the time being." Seems like there was some swift negotiation. The wheels of justice turn slowly for some, quickly for others.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (lCaJd)
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How does that work?

"I'm not guilty NOW, but if you come back later with more smoking gun evidence, I might--maybe--change my mind. But probably not because Daddy will keep me out of prison."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (YIVH2)

100 Now I'm really confused. I thought he was pleading NOT guilty.


Oh internet. How you vex me!
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (iziT8 )

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Scoot over. I'm lost, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)

101 Joe Biden loves his big gay son.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (aD39U)

102 Were the DOJ and Hunter Biden Attempting to Perpetrate a Fraud on the Court?

Well, you know the old saw: To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (Rbu5d)

103 Earlier on Fox Jonathan Turley was saying it's possible Garland was unaware of all of this, so Fox shit thinks that.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (krqg6)
____________

Then WTF does he do all day?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

104 "But, if I am all caught up now, Hunter Biden then rejected the plea deal and plead "not guilty," which is the funniest thing the Smartest Man Joe Biden Knows ever said."


SPOILER ALERT: They've reached an as-yet-undisclosed deal, hence the "not guilty" plea.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (wNDOJ)

105 I suppose now, they will run out the clock so "The Big Guy" can give him a pardon before leaving office.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

Why run out the clock? Ole Joe could do it this afternoon. And, IMHO, he'll be doing this sooner rather than later. The dems can't have this problem going into 2024.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (BdMk6)

106 Earlier on Fox Jonathan Turley was saying it's possible Garland was unaware of all of this, so Fox shit thinks that.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6
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It was some white guy in the Cincinnati office that knew everything.... not saint Garland.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:38 PM (17s+e)

107 Mitch McConnell had a Biden moment and froze while trying to speak to reporters. Thank God the good people of Kentucky elected this RINO and a Democrat governor.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (0t3vP)
******
Stroke is trending on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (NpAcC)

108 81 It looks like everyone wants a deal but everyone also wants to cover their asses. With the mess that is Hunter Biden I don't think that's possible.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 02:34 PM (S75Fo)

"I think we're gonna need a bigger thong."

Someone's got to got jo jail on this.

Posted by: Harvey keitel character from national treasure at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (eggM4)

109 Guys! Guys! Guys! Who cares about who didn't pay his taxes while high on crack and armed?

Air Force officer testifies under oath to Congress that U.S. military has recovered "non-human" bodies of alien pilots

https://tinyurl.com/yc3zbkur

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (FVME7)

110 Babylon Bee:

Secret Service Says Eight-Ball Of Cocaine Found In Courtroom Chair Hunter Was Sitting In Probably Left By Tour Group

https://buff.ly/3Qenv9q

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (R38qh)

111 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, GOODNIGHT ER'BODY!

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (5hfjS)

112 Ace on fire today!

But, where are the Aliens?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (TGPs7)

113 No, YOU are perpetuating the fraud that The Party cannot do what it pleases. The Party has the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it and it alone sees fit.

The Bidens belong to The Party so they get to do as they will damn well please.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (u79Vq)

114 This means there will be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (Jk9SN)


I'm writing a strongly worded letter. - Chuck Grassley

I'm rolling up my sleeves - Jim Jordan

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (gmo/4)

115 The judge off the top rope, Hunter staggers around dazed, one of the DOJ lawyers trips the judge from behind, and she takes a head over heels fall. Hunter trips and falls on her, it looks like a 3 count but Merrick Garland pulls the ref away by accident thinking Hunter is being counted out. Mitch McConnel staggers around like Nancy's husband after the hammering. Oh the humanity.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (CecP5)

116 Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.


There are unknown side effects when using children's blood prophylacticly.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (ImpBV)

117 There's really no downside to taking this to court, as the prosecution team has no intention of putting any effort in to the case.

They won't bring up any incriminating evidence, they won't reveal any secrets, and i wouldnt put it past them to intentionally do things to get the case thrown out.

Even then they know they'll have a sympathetic judge, and a review system that won't punish them no matter how blatantly they screw this up. If you can repeatedly lie to a FISA court and face no consequences, we'll then lying to protect a political ally is nothing.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (ts7C/)

118 More than likely, he's getting updates and knows everything and is borderline running the prosecution's efforts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG

I think he is intentionally and complicitly kept 100% in the dark on all hijinks. For tactical and operational benefit. He can "honestly" say "I do not know".

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:40 PM (LBrhR)

119 NBC's Tom Winters says on MSNBC the plea deal is in jeopardy after Hunter Biden's legal team demanded the deal also cover *future* prosecution of the First Son, even if they're not directly related to the charges filed thus far.

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Odds that they're demanding immunity for all of Hunter's future crimes as well past ones?

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:40 PM (FXDT5)

120 > I predict a horrific accident involving Hunter is being arranged.

Nah, Joe will pardon him if any real judgments come down against Hunter.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:40 PM (R38qh)

121 Can you imagine how much shit we're not aware of?

I don't think many of us could comprehend it.

Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2023 02:41 PM (IlL6s)

122 So, an Irish singer croaks in her 50s, and we have the Turtle and Shit Brains locked up, frozen, or addled, still alive and in charge.

"Nothing compares to poo"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

123 Guys! Guys! Guys! Who cares about who didn't pay his taxes while high on crack and armed?

Air Force officer testifies under oath to Congress that U.S. military has recovered "non-human" bodies of alien pilots

https://tinyurl.com/yc3zbkur

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Ace on fire today!

But, where are the Aliens?

Posted by: Mister Ghost

Heh!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:41 PM (eOEVl)

124 What happened was that the prosecutors assured him of full "global" immunity going forward -- but they didn't want to admit in court that they had made this incredible No Jail for Any Crimes, Ever deal.

So they lied to the judge about it.
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All in a day's work!

Posted by: The DoJ at July 26, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)

125 I still hate everything you stand for!

Posted by: Zombie Sinead O'Connor at July 26, 2023 02:41 PM (PiwSw)

126 Sinead O’Conner changed her name to "Shuhada Sadaqat" in 2018 after she decided to convert to Islam. This is the same person who raged against sexual abuse in the Catholic Church. Wait until she finds out what Muslims do with homosexuals and young children. Oh wait, she's dead. Gotta be a suicide, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

127 I'm fine. I just pooped.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (AD14M)

128 Distraction from:

"What did DogEater know and when did he know it?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (FXDT5)

129 1) There was a "wink and nod" agreement that this would be the only charges he faced, but neither side wanted to put it in writing due to the firestorm it would cause.
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That's the one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)

130 But, where are the Aliens?

Posted by: Mister Ghost
_____________

C'mon, you've seen Lori Lightfoot, haven't you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

131 I think he is intentionally and complicitly kept 100% in the dark on all hijinks. For tactical and operational benefit. He can "honestly" say "I do not know".
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:40 PM (LBrhR)
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"I have no recollection of that, Senator."

Posted by: Merrick Garland at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (YIVH2)

132 Leaks upon Leaks that Trump is about to be, at any moment, indicted for something that happened on January 6, 2021, and now the only thing people are talking about are lying lawyers, doctored official government transcripts, and Joe the Miracle Worker. LOL

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

133 I said it in an earlier thread. Expect the DOJ to come up with an announcement of an even bigger Trump allegation going into this weekend.

They need to get the Hunter news off the Sunday talk show circuit, stat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (/iWhV)

134 Then WTF does [Garland] do all day?
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Unlike tough guy, Bill Barr, who micromanaged everything, Garland let's his guys do their own thing!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (krqg6)

135 Today, hopefully, is the day when the Biden Crime Family starts to be held accountable for every crime they have committed. Old Joe in my world is a traitor though I doubt that charge will ever be brought. The good news, the more viable ones, are sufficient to bring down these bastards. It is a long road to resolution but today is a good day. All of these fuckers need to end up in prison.

I have come to think it is quite possible Biden is pouring billions into Ukraine not to defend Ukraine but to buy the silence of everyone that knows exactly every detail of the Biden Crime Family's criminal activity. Hopefully the Chicoms start unloading on him now that everything is coming apart and his value is headed to zero.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (0zz77)

136 What does FARA stand for?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (Keyt1)

Future Attack Reconnaissance Aircraft, a US Army program for a replacement scout helicopter.

But probably not in this context.

Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (iG1Nf)

137 A lot of All people in the DOJ need to be fired, and a large number of them need to go to prison for long stretches.
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FIFY, boss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)

138 As part of his allocution in a plea deal, Hunter would be required to admit to all crimes charged or uncharged.

If he is required to do that, his whole family will go down as will all of his business associates in Ukraine, China and Washington DC.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:42 PM (lf83v)

139 This thread needs a busty bikini babe.
Posted by: Lonely hearts at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (IW5Ow)


Nice legs are good too.
Just sayin'

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (e4fEA)

140 I mean -- are they lovers? Or is Morris acting as a front for other Democrat donors, secretly, illegally piping money to Hunter Biden?
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That's the one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)

141 I said it in an earlier thread. Expect the DOJ to come up with an announcement of an even bigger Trump allegation going into this weekend.

They need to get the Hunter news off the Sunday talk show circuit, stat.

This just in: Trump is an alien love child!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

142 I" predict a horrific accident involving Hunter is being arranged."

That will be blamed on a MAGA supporter. Joe Biden will have to resign because of grief

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (Keyt1)

143 If I was on the jury for Hunter's trial I am voting not guilty.

Not. Guilty.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (b+YaX)

144 They will all Rot in Hell, so at least there's that I guess.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (wtvvX)

145 The contortions they go to to keep Hunter out of jail and the contortions to entrap Trump are amazing in light of the public evidence on Hunter and the lack there of on Trump.


Boggles the mind.

They must see how clownish it looks, but they are basically thugs and this is what thugs do.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (eggM4)

146 WHO THE F*** IS PAYING FOR THIS UNEMPLOYABLE CRACK-ADDLED BROKEASS PRINCELING TO LIVE LIKE A SAUDI SHEIK??!!
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Taxpayers and anyone in the market for anything. Domestic taxpayers and investors, foreign taxpayers and investors. Everyone. They're skimming at the highest levels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)

147 In the old USA, I remember reading something that went:

"EQUALITY BEFORE THE LAW IS THE HEART OF DEMOCRACY."

What quaint thinking in the Utopia of the USSA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (17s+e)

148 I'll be on the computer busy writing instead of paying attention to this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (8zqxZ)

149 My read (a bit far fetched) is Garland has maneuvered Biden into the Pardon Corner by setting up the Defense to play illegal games thus forcing the Biden Pardon immediately. This means Garland basically owns Hunter and Joe and can pick the next president.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (yRved)

150 "Toast is ready!"

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (CG/r6)

151 Hunter has been allocuted? Is he in an emergency room?

Posted by: So confused at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (IW5Ow)

152 Shit like this is the reason Camella Harris is seen laughing her ass off seemingly at nothing....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (DeRoy)

153 But, if I am all caught up now, Hunter Biden then rejected the plea deal and plead "not guilty," which is the funniest thing the Smartest Man Joe Biden Knows ever said.
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Did he actually reject it, or is this sarcasm?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

154 As part of his allocution in a plea deal, Hunter would be required to admit to all crimes charged or uncharged.

If he is required to do that, his whole family will go down as will all of his business associates in Ukraine, China and Washington DC.

How does that work? Suppose he allocutes, but doesn't mention all of his crimes? Does that invalidate the plea agreement? Can the DOH! then use any evidence he's already admitted to?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (eOEVl)

155 So what exactly does the state get out of a plea in this case?

Prosecutors don't drown in a tragic paddleboarding accident.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (ppBhU)

156 > Sinead O’Conner changed her name to "Shuhada Sadaqat" in 2018 after she decided to convert to Islam.

If someone told me to read that crap out loud, I'd assume it was a trick to get me to say something embarrassing. Like the famous "Mike Hunt" fake name. I'd end up sounding it out in my head a few dozen times before deciding if it was safe to say out loud.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (R38qh)

157 That's it. I'm out.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell's Sphincter at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (lf83v)

158 That Hunter Pop is a bad dude!

Posted by: Brandon at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (a3Q+t)

159 P.S. Dear Fibbies. I do not want Hunter Knocked off nor do I know anyone who does. I think his corruption makes the Biden regime and Joe look terrible which is a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (Keyt1)

160 Secret Service Says Eight-Ball Of Cocaine Found In Courtroom Chair Hunter Was Sitting In Probably Left By Tour Group

perps on COPS always say

yeah, that's my hit bag and it's got my initials on it

but the shit in aint mine

Posted by: Karen's Johnson at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (us2H3)

161 Odds that they're demanding immunity for all of Hunter's future crimes as well past ones?
Posted by: ShainS


Thought that was a given: into perpetuity has a nice ring to it. But I'm confused -- so, who knows?

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (tQL7r)

162 Nothing in government is real besides the shit sandwich they enjoy serving us.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (DcKNO)

163 Can you imagine how much shit we're not aware of?

I don't think many of us could comprehend it.

Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2023 02:41 PM (IlL6s)

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Indeed. I've been noting this since 2020, and it feels like it's a couple orders of magnitudes worse today ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (FXDT5)

164 Just watched the McConnell freeze. Good God, he's in worse shape then Biden.

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (G0vdT)

165 I'm writing a strongly worded letter. - Chuck Grassley

I'm rolling up my sleeves - Jim Jordan

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (gmo/4)

...and you can have my Axe!!!

Posted by: Gimli, Gloin's Son at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (CCSxw)

166 I said it in an earlier thread. Expect the DOJ to come up with an announcement of an even bigger Trump allegation going into this weekend.

They need to get the Hunter news off the Sunday talk show circuit, stat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
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No need. I predict 0.0 seconds on Sunday talk shows about Hunter Biden's crimes. Approximately the same on corporate "news" tonight, tomorrow, ....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (17s+e)

167 so the UFO stuff isn't working?

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (lMYp+)

168 No immunity for future crimes. Then they can remain "under investigation" and thus the DoJ can stonewall during future acts of Congressional Theater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

169 16 "It was not fraud, FRAUD."

I believe the proper construction should be:
"It was not FRAUD, fraud."

Harrumph!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (OqSlY)

170 Suppose he allocutes, but doesn't mention all of his crimes? Does that invalidate the plea agreement?
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Yes. That's why this judge isn't going to cut corners and pencil wag this agreement. She knows she's on the hook when it boomerangs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (lf83v)

171 149 My read (a bit far fetched) is Garland has maneuvered Biden into the Pardon Corner by setting up the Defense to play illegal games thus forcing the Biden Pardon immediately. This means Garland basically owns Hunter and Joe and can pick the next president.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (yRved)

That seems like a triple bank shot.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (Jk9SN)

172 Morris feels like the 'follow the money' line to pull on here. Would be nice if someone did. By all means keep the hunt on for Hunter, the Big Guy, and the DOJ. But I think the Morris angle will name names and/or detail processes for how our 'anonymous' ruling class controls us via political corruption. Hopefully someone chases the Deep Throat & Lester Freamon vibes on this...

Posted by: bearski at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (Bhsk7)

173 These Non-Human Biological Pilots don't seem very advanced if they managed to crash.

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

174 Sweet, now the commenter who posts the "um . . . ah . . . right . . . yeah" Unfettered Man comments can start socking Mitch with the exact same comments.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (ppBhU)

175 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:39 PM (FVME7)

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs

IMHO

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (MNhXM)

176 Wait until the DOJ and others claim that Hunter was doing all this for National Security helping out the US. So they can't reveal things: sources and methods.

Because they are going to.

That's why Hunter was made a CHS.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (LBrhR)

177 Shit like this is the reason Camella Harris is seen laughing her ass off seemingly at nothing....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

= =

Yeah, you spend a couple years around these crazy white dudes and you'll be babbling about venn diagrams, too.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (AD14M)

178
How does that work?

"I'm not guilty NOW, but if you come back later with more smoking gun evidence, I might--maybe--change my mind. But probably not because Daddy will keep me out of prison."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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I don't understand how you get to switch your plea TWICE in one morning.

Coming in: Guilty.
Come to think of it: Not Guilty.
On yet further thought: Guilty.

I guess courts prefer quick agreements to lengthy hearings and such.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (lCaJd)

179 The plea deal was then restricted to the the tax and gun charges.

Which are charged as felonies, with jail time, in almost all other cases.

When the deal goes through, and eventually it will, every single person who's ever been convicted of these crimes should sue to overturn their conviction on the basis of dispirit impact.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (z99Zw)

180 Hunter claimed in court the reason he cheated on his taxes was that he was a dopehead

and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (us2H3)

181 Morris is listed as the owner of the portion of Bohai Harvest Rosemont Hunter used to own. This is the ongoing investment company Hunter started in partnership with the CCP.

That's where the equity came from.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Sinead O’Conner changed her name to "Shuhada Sadaqat"



Shuhada Vee-eight was already copyrighted.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (QD90Q)

183 Do Bears shit in the woods?

Does the erf revolve around our sun?

Is the Pope...er...strike that one.


Pretty sure Pope Frankie does shit in the woods. But...the bears are more Catholic

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)

184 Sinead O’Conner changed her name to "Shuhada Sadaqat"

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I see her more as a Shuthada Fuquph.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (FVME7)

185 Breaking news:

Sinead Oconnor has died.
(In my best Walter Cronkite voice)

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (DeRoy)

186 Mitch McConnell's stroke is going to push Hunter's bullshit to the back page.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (DcKNO)

187 Can you imagine how much shit we're not aware of?

Little Scottie dogs DO smoke little cigarettes!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (zEUpG)

188 Edith Wilson had it easy in those days.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (KAi1n)

189 Bows Bergdahl just had his conviction for desertion vacated. That he plead guilty to and was not sentenced to any jail for. Just fined $10k and dishonorably discharged.

We are not a serious country.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (JTwsP)

190 Just a little logical exercise --

Remember the Paul Castellano/John Gotti story? The point: when an underling imagines that the top guy is keeping too much of the money, whether true or not, that's bad for the top guy. Solution: the money has to be spread around.

Conclusion: Yes, Hunter is a bag man, but no, the money does not stay in just the Biden family. If they did not spread it around, some one somewhere would be a problem.

Joe spent nearly 50 years in the Senate. None of them ever wanted to make a name for themselves by taking him down?

Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (N1WXz)

191 Jeebus, I so need some new episodes of Oak Island.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (yRved)

192 That's why Hunter was made a CHS. Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (LBrhR)

You jest, but Bob from NSA who monitors this blog just got an idea.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (7B5FA)

193 and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death
__________

Which was caused by cancer, which Joe Biden cured!

We've come full circle.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (lf83v)

194 168 No immunity for future crimes. Then they can remain "under investigation" and thus the DoJ can stonewall during future acts of Congressional Theater.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)
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Just shows how rotten the original deal was. Biden was to get total future immunity and the DOJ keeps investigations open so that they don't have to report to Congress.

Totally
Corrupt.

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (G0vdT)

195 She knows she's on the hook when it boomerangs.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (lf83v)

A Federal judge has a lifetime appointment. What, impeachment? No, not gonna happen. Dock her pay? Nope.

She does not fear the boomerang. It does appear the actual fraud thing made her mad, but not so much that she actually did anything.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (Jk9SN)

196
I don't understand how you get to switch your plea TWICE in one morning.

Didn't the DOJ add charges when MICHAEL FLYNN changed his plea from guilty to innocent?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (lc5cP)

197
As part of his allocution in a plea deal, Hunter would be required to admit to all crimes charged or uncharged.

If he is required to do that, his whole family will go down as will all of his business associates in Ukraine, China and Washington DC.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

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Why wasn't that in his original plea deal?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (lCaJd)

198 Here's my two cents...

The current 'plea deal' will play out. It only has Hunter going through some 'diversion' program for the drug charges, the gun charge gets dropped (which is significant) and he'll have his bong bro pay the tax fines. The 'diversion' program will be just like his previous 'diversion' program in a rental house in Malibu, CA. IOW, a joke.

Then, the so-called ongoing investigations will be shuttered. At which point Hunter's clean and with a minder to keep his ass out of trouble, or there to take the fall if need be, he'll be back to grifting and getting stoned in time for his father's second term.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (Q4IgG)

199 by the time impeachment is done, kamilla's got three months.

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (lMYp+)

200 Why isn't this a movie?

The world according to Hunter.
Mission: Hunter
The Hunter Identity
Fear and Hunter in DC

He covers every genre ever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (fCkHe)

201 Hunter didn’t pay his taxes before Beau died either.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (JTwsP)

202 These Non-Human Biological Pilots don't seem very advanced if they managed to crash.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 02:47 PM (RHGPo)
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It's what happens when you forget to refrib the oscillation overthruster.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (ScR16)

203 Someone from the Biden Crime Familia will soon be contacting the judge about what not approving the plea deal means to the judge down the road. On the one hand, there’s the life of the judge and all his family. On the other, there’s money, influence, and advancement. Choose wisely, judge!

Posted by: Advo at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (VHN21)

204 Getting immunity for future crimes is even better than the indulgences I was selling!

Posted by: Pope Urban II at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

205 You know Jill has mixed feelings about this deal falling through.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (Dm8we)

206 156 > Sinead O’Conner changed her name to "Shuhada Sadaqat" in 2018 after she decided to convert to Islam.

If someone told me to read that crap out loud, I'd assume it was a trick to get me to say something embarrassing. Like the famous "Mike Hunt" fake name. I'd end up sounding it out in my head a few dozen times before deciding if it was safe to say out loud.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:45 PM (R38qh)
_______

Back when I was in the car business, the receptionist was dumb as a rock covered in dogshit. She fell for the "Mike Hunt" scam as well as a few others ALL IN A ROW. She announced on the PA so the whole dealership (including the customers) could hear it: "There's a call for Mike Hunt on line 1." Not five minutes later: "Harry Balls is on line 2." Then "Dixon Kuntz." There were a few more which I don't remember specifically. She never caught on. The manager had to run over to her to say "wtf are you doing?"

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

207 Breaking news:

Sinead Oconnor has died.
(In my best Walter Cronkite voice)
_________

And Francisco Franco is still dead.
(In my best Chevy Chase Weekend Update voice)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)

208 189: tell me that is courtesy of The Onion or The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (RdDl+)

209 and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (us2H3)

You left out "fighting in Iraq."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (7B5FA)

210 185 Breaking news:

Sinead Oconnor has died.
(In my best Walter Cronkite voice)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (DeRoy)

===

Speaking of Gumby, didn't Joe Piscopo do a bit as Sinatra talking to Sinbad Oconnor?

Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (N1WXz)

211 You jest, but Bob from NSA who monitors this blog just got an idea.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (7B5FA)

Not kidding at all.

That is what Hillary meant by "doing well by doing good".

Everything she did was ok'd and officially a part of National Security operations.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (LBrhR)

212 Amusing all of this is happening on the 115th anniversary of the founding of the Eff Bee Eye

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (OgrpQ)

213 Yeah, The Big Guy is going to pardon Hunter on the last day of his term, but the Angel of Death sometimes shows up unexpectedly, so Hunter needed some interim protection, without the embarrassment of Dad having to give him a pardon early.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (2tUFv)

I'm betting that the pardon is already written but hasn't been made public yet... just to cover all possibilities.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (z99Zw)

214 > Just fined $10k and dishonorably discharged.

He should have had worse, but a DD is pretty serious. You lose gun rights for example.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (R38qh)

215
Suppose he allocutes, but doesn't mention all of his crimes? Does that invalidate the plea agreement?
_________

Yes. That's why this judge isn't going to cut corners and pencil wag this agreement. She knows she's on the hook when it boomerangs.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

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BUT--

How would that include crimes for which he hasn't been convicted? I mean, you can't be expected to allocute those?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (lCaJd)

216 So, i suspect.the.dem.phone lines are burning up with the plan to "all come together in the spirit of bipartisanship" over the tragic and gripping news of ol Mitch McConnell.
After all, wacking him is better than UFOs for getting biden off the headlines.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (e4fEA)

217 >>Comer: Hunter Biden's divestment of Chinese firm's equity 'suspicious'

>>A top House Republican is looking into the "suspicious" transfer of Hunter Biden’s stake in a Chinese government-linked investment firm to his "sugar brother" Hollywood lawyer who helped pay off millions of dollars of his back taxes.

https://tinyurl.com/mwpw2vue

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

218 Why wasn't that in his original plea deal?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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A very good question.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (lf83v)

219 Archimedes:

Is Mitch having a stroke? Or is he as demented as Joe Biden?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (yACxx)

220 These Non-Human Biological Pilots don't seem very advanced if they managed to crash.
Posted by: SMOD

Probably spilled hot coffee in his lap. When you're going the speed of light, any little thing can cause a crash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (FVME7)

221 and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death
__________

Which was caused by cancer, which Joe Biden cured!

We've come full circle.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (lf83v)

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Beau died thrice, the last two times in Iraq and then Afghanistan -- two other things cured by F. Joe.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (FXDT5)

222 What the plea deal was was an attempt to gain Hunter immunity from all concurrent and future crimes. Simple as that, and obviously, the corrupt DOJ was kosher with this.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (pohLc)

223 189 Bows Bergdahl just had his conviction for desertion vacated. That he plead guilty to and was not sentenced to any jail for. Just fined $10k and dishonorably discharged.

the five terrorists that Bammy traded for Berg are happy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (us2H3)

224 But Jimmy Carter is still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (8zqxZ)

225 Maybe Morris just believes SO HARD in Joe Biden saving our country.

That's candidate quality right there.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:53 PM (Jk9SN)

226 500 quatloos on corrupt DoJ prosecutor Weiss telling Jim Jordan he is suddenly too busy to appear next week before the House Judiciary Committee.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (AMIL/)

227
Getting immunity for future crimes ...

Just walk into any bank with a gun, demand all the money, and walk away. Lather, rinse, repeat daily.

Wow, this new justice system is choke full of surprises.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (enJYY)

228 Archimedes:

Is Mitch having a stroke? Or is he as demented as Joe Biden?


Dunno, but Ace has an upcoming thread on this, so I'll defer any discussion until then.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (eOEVl)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (aD39U)

230 186 Mitch McConnell's stroke is going to push Hunter's bullshit to the back page.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:49 PM (DcKNO)

========

A local Republican saying "men are men" would be enough to push Hunter Biden off the front page.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

231 Sinead Oconnor has died.
(In my best Walter Cronkite voice)
_________

And Francisco Franco is still dead.
(In my best Chevy Chase Weekend Update voice)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)

...AND FRANCISO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!

Posted by: Garrett Morris at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw)

232 Not sure if the DD will even stick now with the Court Martial conviction vacated.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (JTwsP)

233 On top of everything else today, Mitch McConnell lost it in a press conference. He was asked a routine question about a funding bill, and he just stood there for a half-minute, while his brain rebooted. Finally, his co-Senator (a medical doctor) slowly shuffled him off-stage. He's toast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (X9kXJ)

234 Is durian republic a thing?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Corpse Flower Republic.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Bananas and durians are edible. Corpse flowers just stink.

Tropical plants that represent our system..... how about a Manchineel Republic?

Every part of the manchineel tree is toxic. Stand under one in the rain, and the sap carried by the raindrops will blister your skin off. Burn one, and the smoke will take the corneas off your eyes.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (j6WP9)

235 Joe called Mitch and ask if he could give Hunter some cover

no problemo

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (us2H3)

236 @219- as i tell my wife; "embrace the power of and..."

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (lMYp+)

237 It was Phil Hartman doing Sinatra interviewing "Sinbad" OConner on the "Sinatra Group"

I'm surprised she lasted as long as she did. Obvious major mental issues

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (25k9m)

238 189: tell me that is courtesy of The Onion or The Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (RdDl+)

=====

Nope, he's right. But the report I saw was from yesterday and I figured you guys had discussed it to death already.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

239 There were a few more which I don't remember specifically. She never caught on. The manager had to run over to her to say "wtf are you doing?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Jack Mehoff! Call for Jack Mehoff on line 5!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (b+YaX)

240 Related: This is an important question. Why is Hunter's bong-ripping "Sugar Brother" willing to spend literally millions of dollars of his "own money" -- or is it his own money he's spending? -- to bail Hunter Biden out of his tax jams and other criminal charges?

1) Kompromat on Morris

2) Cutout for kompromat on a Cloud Person

3) Agent to provide payment out of Hunter's hidden/offshore funds.

Prolly other explanations.

Posted by: Strat O'Caster at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (BEFnB)

241 >>> Related question: Why does so-called "private citizen" Hunter Biden have a f***ing motorcade?!!?
--------
It's good to be Prince!
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:36 PM (FXDT5)

Even Queen Elizabeth realized at a certain point she couldn't keep covering up for Randy Andy anymore, much as she tried. Biden thinks his son is more special than

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (6s5zw)

242 He should have had worse, but a DD is pretty serious.

You lose gun rights for example.
Posted by: bonhomme


Like Hunter?
Bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (FAOo/)

243 Back when I was in the car business,

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Wait, you've been a lawyer and a car salesman?

There's a joke in there somewhere ...

Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (iG1Nf)

244 76 Mitch McConnell had a Biden moment and froze while trying to speak to reporters. Thank God the good people of Kentucky elected this RINO and a Democrat governor.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2023 02:35 PM (0t3vP)


Apparently the Dem gov can't pick another Dem to replace McConnell if it comes to that. He has to pick someone from the departing senator's party - the legislature has to provide him with a list of candidates.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (GM3/s)

245 Allocution? I thought we used lethal injection these days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (FVME7)

246 Near record heat today in Western South Dakota. Foretasted high 97 F.


Some will say Climate Change. To me it's just a hot summer day.

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

247 A local Republican saying "men are men" would be enough to push Hunter Biden off the front page.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Graham abortion bill re-try?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (db5Fm)

248 Uday Biden
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM

LOL

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (GwxCX)

249 Oops- I see the McConnell thing is already being discussed so "Never mind" (to quote Gilda Radner)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (X9kXJ)

250 Never forget the six real heroes who died while searching for that POS Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (8zqxZ)

251 ... Special than actual literal royalty.

(Whoops accidental button hit!)

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (6s5zw)

252 This bikini brunette on the beach wonders what it's like to be above the law:
https://is.gd/a12Xd3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

253 Sinead O'Conner has died.

Thank goodness she was vaccinated, it could have been so much worse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (Bd6X8)

254 Hunter claimed in court the reason he cheated on his taxes was that he was a dopehead

and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death


And the gun drove him crazy, man. Not even someone as
Saintly and Pure as Hunter of Biden can own a gun without it making him worse than a doper in Reefer Madness.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (CecP5)

255 He pled not guilty because he knows the DOJ will never prosecute him. He is smiling all the way because they'll either force a plea deal which absolves him off all criminal activity, ever. Or they will slow walk it, forever. Its not like a GOP President, House or Senate will ever reform any agency.

Posted by: jbagnoli at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (RGQVk)

256 what the fuck are "she nads" ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (us2H3)

257 Generalissimo FRANCISO FRANCO is still dead!!

Posted by: Chevy Chase at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (IW5Ow)

258 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Talking about this during John McCain’s after-funeral disrespects everything the Senator stood for.

Be better.

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (Gsry9)

260 Didn't the DOJ add charges when MICHAEL FLYNN changed his plea from guilty to innocent?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 02:50 PM (lc5cP)

Kinda. Then they dropped the charges. Then the judge ordered his own investigation. Because the Constitution totally gives them that power.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (Jk9SN)

261 I don't understand how you get to switch your plea TWICE in one morning.


Easy-peasy when the prosecution and defense are in collusion.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (AMIL/)

262 Sinead Oconnor has died.
(In my best Walter Cronkite voice)
_________

And Francisco Franco is still dead.
(In my best Chevy Chase Weekend Update voice)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)

...AND FRANCISO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!
Posted by: Garrett Morris

FRANCO HARRIS FUMBLED???

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (FAOo/)

263 247 A local Republican saying "men are men" would be enough to push Hunter Biden off the front page.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Graham abortion bill re-try?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (db5Fm)

=========

The media doesn't report on this stuff because there are distractions. They don't report on this stuff because they choose to not report on it. They'll find anything else to smear their political opponents to report on instead of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

264 McConnell has a stroke while speaking at a press conference?

https://twitter.com/alx/status/1684268224370597891

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (M+A1B)

265 There's white privilege, then there's Democrat privilege.

Then there's the Biden's. The OTHER white meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

266 This bikini brunette on the beach wonders what it's like to be above the law:

THANK YOU! A realistically proportioned woman at last.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (eOEVl)

267 252 This bikini brunette on the beach wonders what it's like to be above the law:
https://is.gd/a12Xd3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

=======

Insufficient boobage.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

268 ...AND FRANCISO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!
Posted by: Garrett Morris
________

LOL!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)

269 rickb223

Should have socked Roseanne Roseannadana for that

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (8zqxZ)

270 180 Hunter claimed in court the reason he cheated on his taxes was that he was a dopehead

and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:48 PM (us2H3)

===

Biggest reason why Hunter cheats on his taxes is because he has to pay out most of the money. He can't say he paid it out, he damn sure can't say who he paid it to, and once he pays out all but his percentage commission on the transaction, he doesn't have enough left to pay the taxes on the whole amount.

Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (N1WXz)

271 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

I'm glad that supposedly she has more brains than the boobette in purple.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (Keyt1)

272 Near record heat today in Western South Dakota. Foretasted high 97 F.


Some will say Climate Change. To me it's just a hot summer day.

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM

I've winter camped in the Boundary Canoe Waters area in northern MN. It was minus 30. I will never complain about being hot. Ever.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (GwxCX)

273 Jack Mehoff! Call for Jack Mehoff on line 5!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (b+YaX)

We had an actual guy named Dick Sale, so people would say on the intercom "Dick Sale, 241".

He often fell for it, saying, no one is ever there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

274 What's the replacement situation for US senators in Kentucky? I know the governor is a donkie-commie.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:30 PM (17s+e)

The law says that the Governor must select from a list provided by the members of the former Senator's party.

Will that be followed?
If it isn't, will the Senate refuse to seat a Dem?
If it is, will is be another uniparty stooge?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (z99Zw)

275 Insufficient boobage.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

then get the fuck out of my way

Posted by: fuck anything at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (us2H3)

276 I saw Bong Bro open for Hookah Culture at Frankie Istanbul in '98.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (FXDT5)

277 229
Posted by: Mitch McConnell
---------------------------

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at July 26, 2023 03:00 PM (5hfjS)

278 WHO THE F*** IS PAYING FOR THIS UNEMPLOYABLE CRACK-ADDLED BROKEASS PRINCELING TO LIVE LIKE A SAUDI SHEIK??!!


A father's love. Who are we to question?

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2023 03:00 PM (KrJTL)

279 Fox News site still reporting Hunter has entered not guilty plea.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 03:00 PM (MNhXM)

280 Near record heat today in Western South Dakota. Foretasted high 97 F.

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

=====

Foretasted sounds dirty.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

281 Junta Living is the life for me...

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (yRved)

282 Oh ok, Sinead O'Connor died TODAY. The way I read it above I thought she died a few years ago and I missed it. Poor girl was nuttier than squirrel turds. Too bad she didn't get the proper help or something.

Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (IlL6s)

283 252 This bikini brunette on the beach wonders what it's like to be above the law:
https://is.gd/a12Xd3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

=======

Insufficient boobage.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

Her boobage is sufficient, but her eyes say "I'd rather be at Bojangles."

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

284 Mitch McConnell had a Biden moment and froze while trying to speak to reporters. Thank God the good people of Kentucky elected this RINO and a Democrat governor.
Posted by: Dr Spank


Stroke? Vapor lock?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (FAOo/)

285 Mitch bitch update:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 26m
REPORTER: "Can you address what happened at the start of the press conference..."

MCCONNELL: "I’m fine."

https://tinyurl.com/ycaffxaw
14 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)

286 I've had a judge in the family, and judges hate being lied to or otherwise bullshitted. They are also used to being The Authority in their courtrooms.

To have a lawyer from a fancy law firm disrespect the authority of the court by fraudulently claiming to be opposing counsel I'm sure really POed the judge.

The level of arrogance that the Deep State has acquired still doesn't work well in certain places.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (2tUFv)

287 249 Oops- I see the McConnell thing is already being discussed so "Never mind" (to quote Gilda Radner)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (X9kXJ)

Uhh ... double that. Oops. Oopsie.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (M+A1B)

288 Finally, his co-Senator (a medical doctor) slowly shuffled him off-stage. He's toast.
______________

marfle glick sssssooooo bick!

hahahahahah.

Posted by: John Fetterman at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)

289 Crack team of reporters right there.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (lZVy/)

290
McConnell has a stroke while speaking at a press conference?

Yikes. He's toast.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (enJYY)

291 After Cocaine Mitch froze up the longer he stood there, I thought he was going to burst in to flames.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (NtVYv)

292 274 The law says that the Governor must select from a list provided by the members of the former Senator's party.

Will that be followed?
If it isn't, will the Senate refuse to seat a Dem?
If it is, will is be another uniparty stooge?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (z99Zw)

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It will be a GOP member in good standing with the highest levels of the state GOP, the kind of people who undermined Matt Bevin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

293 Hunter Biden's legal team demanded the deal also cover *future* prosecution of the First Son, even if they're not directly related to the charges filed thus far.
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Why shouldn't the first son get what everybody else is offered?

I mean, they offer that to everybody don't they?

Immunity from future prosecution--right?

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (krQz2)

294 This bikini brunette on the beach wonders what it's like to be above the law:
https://is.gd/a12Xd3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Musta left her boobs in her other suit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (FVME7)

295 Will that be followed?
If it isn't, will the Senate refuse to seat a Dem?
If it is, will is be another uniparty stooge?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 02:59 PM (z99Zw)

Maybe.
No.
Yes.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (Jk9SN)

296 McConnell has a stroke while speaking at a press conference?

https://twitter.com/alx/status/1684268224370597891
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 02:58 PM (M+A1B)


Those that are handling our 'betters' know EXACTLY what's going on behind the scenes. That dottering old fool is exactly like all the OTHER dottering old fools in Congress.

They're drugged to high heaven and loaded with fetus stem cells trying to keep them alive so the graft can continue unabated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

297 Foretasted sounds dirty.
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Totes gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (yRved)

298 243 Back when I was in the car business,

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Wait, you've been a lawyer and a car salesman?

There's a joke in there somewhere ...
Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (iG1Nf)
_________

I paid my way through college and law school by being a car salesman and manager. And at one point, I was a USED car salesman . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

299 For some reason Sinead passing makes me want to watch Derry Girls again. (Even with the eye rolling subplot point in a ep or two that the girls are obsessed with teenage Chelsea Clinton and write to her. And the ep where Bill Clinton comes to Ireland.) The characters are so fun.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (6s5zw)

300 If plea falls apart, Joe will pardon Hunter.

It'll save Hunter but cost him the Presidency.

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (G0vdT)

301 I like “boobette.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (xTRSc)

302 257: not if I have my way.

Posted by: George Romero at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (RdDl+)

303 Musta left her boobs in her other suit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 03:01 PM (

Nothing wrong with them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (GwxCX)

304 Cute chick-period

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (lMYp+)

305 Too much cocaine for Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (krQz2)

306 300 It'll save Hunter but cost him the Presidency.
Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (G0vdT)

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You were alive in 2020, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

307 The WH is pissed.

They had hoped to use the remainder of this week to attack Sen. Tuberville and even had a hit piece printed in the WaPo and planted several questions today in the Little Orphan Annie Press Conference. They have scheduled a video for MSDNC, where the President consoles Armed Forces families who they want to posture as somehow "victims" of Turberville stopping Marxist domination of DoD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (X9kXJ)

308 We had an actual guy named Dick Sale, so people would say on the intercom "Dick Sale, 241".

He often fell for it, saying, no one is ever there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Dixon Honey.
(actual company)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 03:03 PM (FAOo/)

309 I don't live in the greatest country in the world. I live in a corrupt shithole that happens to have a compelling origin story.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (3AR13)

310
Here's my two cents...

The current 'plea deal' will play out. It only has Hunter going through some 'diversion' program for the drug charges, the gun charge gets dropped (which is significant) and he'll have his bong bro pay the tax fines. The 'diversion' program will be just like his previous 'diversion' program in a rental house in Malibu, CA. IOW, a joke.

Then, the so-called ongoing investigations will be shuttered. At which point Hunter's clean and with a minder to keep his ass out of trouble, or there to take the fall if need be, he'll be back to grifting and getting stoned in time for his father's second term.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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He's already paid all his back-taxes and fines. That's one reason it's "time for Republicans to move on."

And you're right on the rest. The clarified deal merely allows him to be charged for other crimes. No one's saying he HAS to be charged.

IANAL. That's how I understand it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (lCaJd)

311 210
Speaking of Gumby, didn't Joe Piscopo do a bit as Sinatra talking to Sinbad Oconnor?
Posted by: jc

Or was it https://tinyurl.com/2p8a5d8e

Great stuff..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (DeRoy)

312 >>It'll save Hunter but cost him the Presidency.

That ship might not have sailed yet but they are making ready to get under way.

The DOJ probably won't do anything but the main reason this deal fell apart today is the hearings taking place in Congress and they aren't stopping.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

313 the infrastructure of dem party's graft is now becoming way too visible, what to do what to do..,,

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (s2V+q)

314 The characters are so fun.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2023 03:02 PM (6s5zw)

"But it's 'Rock the Boat'!"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (ufFY8)

315 A nipple can make or break a boob no matter the size of the boob.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (MNhXM)

316 Pretty hot here in the Arkansas River Valley. I've been keeping tabs on a local apartment complex project and driving by I noticed the Roofing Aztecs took the day off.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (0EOe9)

317 Shinehed O'Connah--GO!

Posted by: Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra in the Sinatra Group sketch at July 26, 2023 03:05 PM (krQz2)

318 Lol, you were "the" manager"?

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 03:05 PM (lMYp+)

319 " Too much cocaine for Cocaine Mitch."
Or not enough...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 03:05 PM (MeG8a)

320 I think that prayers for the judge may be in order.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 03:05 PM (Keyt1)

321 There is a guy in our hood named Dick Hair, no joke

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2023 03:05 PM (NtVYv)

322 292: the GOP is staffed full of people who just want to be with the cool kids and relive their HS glory days.

Among many other things, the late, great Rush Limbaugh was right: there are two kinds of people: people who hated HS, want it gone, out of their lives, with no looking back; and people who loved it so much, they want to forever relive it, even if it means remaking the real world into an HS environment.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (RdDl+)

323 If plea falls apart, Joe will pardon Hunter.

It'll save Hunter but cost him the Presidency.
Posted by: WisRich

That's cute.

The train rolls on.

Posted by: Deep State at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (lZVy/)

324 239 There were a few more which I don't remember specifically. She never caught on. The manager had to run over to her to say "wtf are you doing?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Jack Mehoff! Call for Jack Mehoff on line 5!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (b+YaX)
______

That was not one of them, but the receptionist would have fallen for that too. Nice middle-aged lady, but a real dumb-dumb. It wasn't what probably a lot of you thought, that the boss was keeping a young but dumb girl around to have sex with. This was not that. The receptionist was an old-maid type, but she was nice, she always showed up on time, she never complained, and always did her job. She was just really dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

325 Near record heat today in Western South Dakota. Foretasted high 97 F.


Some will say Climate Change. To me it's just a hot summer day.

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

Used to cut wheat in S Dakota in the late 60's. 97 degree days were a feature not a bug.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)

326 “Your honor should approve Hunter Biden’s blanket request immunity because the DOJ is waiving all prosecutions of Hunter, past, present and future.”
Department of Justice spokesdrone, on behalf of Merrick Garland.

Posted by: Advo at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (VHN21)

327 I don't live in the greatest country in the world. I live in a corrupt shithole that happens to have a compelling origin story.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (3AR13)
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We are living the MCU Phase IV.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (ScR16)

328 funny thing seen at the my mammy herald:

Is DeSantis headed down the Jeb Bush campaign path of '16? How they are alike and not

Both Florida governors started presidential campaigns with buzz and buckets of money. Then they ran headlong into Donald Trump.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (B1FKF)

329 Bergdahl. I don't know much about him, as I didn't follow his story in detail. He sounds like a screw-up at best. And, to the extent his behavior caused problems for his fellow soldiers, that's a problem. Buy the state? What loyalty do soldiers really owe to a country that prioritizes flying LGBT+ flags in-country and will make your family pay to retrieve your corpse if it gets you killed over there? Perhaps, I'm just saying "fuck you" too reflexively to Uncle Sam these days, but there it is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (ppBhU)

330 The GOP in DC are gay theater kids.

Much gayer than the DEMs.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (db5Fm)

331 Among many other things, the late, great Rush Limbaugh was right: there are two kinds of people: people who hated HS, want it gone, out of their lives, with no looking back; and people who loved it so much, they want to forever relive it, even if it means remaking the real world into an HS environment.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (RdDl+

I fall in neither of those categories. Maybe there’s a third one.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

332 Wasn’t Brandon’s father a used-car salesman?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (xTRSc)

333 Sweet, now the commenter who posts the "um . . . ah . . . right . . . yeah" Unfettered Man comments can start socking Mitch with the exact same comments.

Apparently the only requirement to hold an office in the most exclusive club, the Senate, is to simply have a pulse.

And a pulse is not even required to get elected.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (p8A+W)

334 328 funny thing seen at the my mammy herald:

Is DeSantis headed down the Jeb Bush campaign path of '16? How they are alike and not

Both Florida governors started presidential campaigns with buzz and buckets of money. Then they ran headlong into Donald Trump.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:06 PM (B1FKF)

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I saw Jeb twice during the 2016 primary in SC.

At one event, he had missed a belt loop on his jeans with his belt. No one told him.

DeSantis has not sunk to that level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

335
Hunter Biden's legal team demanded the deal also cover *future* prosecution of the First Son, even if they're not directly related to the charges filed thus far.

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This MUST have referred to crimes already committed, non? Because he couldn't shoot someone in broad daylight and waltz off waving his deal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (lCaJd)

336 Annnnd Hunter Biden’s deal is off again, for now (video)

https://tinyurl.com/4k54r7r3

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Geez! What is this? A tennis match?

The ironic thing is that it's Hunter who didn't keep his eye on the sparrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 03:08 PM (FVME7)

337 if hunter is convicted can't the appeals go on for months? plenty of time to stall while waiting for a pardon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:08 PM (B1FKF)

338 330 The GOP in DC are gay theater kids.

Much gayer than the DEMs.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (db5Fm)

So, they are Thethpians?

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 03:08 PM (M+A1B)

339 Plea deal. So he pleads guilty, and in exchange for his guilty plea, he does zero jail time? Faces no punishment at all?

I used to think it didn't work that way - you plead guilty in exchange for a reduced sentence, not no sentence at all.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (t4ES/)

340 My theory on the Bong Lawyer is that he is merely a conduit for other peoples money. Marc Benioff or others like him are paying these bills.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (X9kXJ)

341 If Hunter ever goes on trial, this is how it will go.

Judge: The prosecution will make its opening statement.

DoJ Clown: Your honor, the Prosecution rests.

Judge: You cannot rest your case before the defense makes its opening statement!

Biden Clown Attorney: Your honor, we will not make an opening statement and agree to the prosecution resting. We rest our defense, too.

Judge: %%#@!&^^%$&&!!!!!

DoJ and Defense Clowns, in unison: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nah, nah!

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (AMIL/)

342 Sinead O'Conner has died.

Thank goodness she was vaccinated, it could have been so much worse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 26, 2023 02:57 PM (Bd6X

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (FXDT5)

343 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

Lmfao.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (YEWpz)

344 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (ppBhU)

It ain’t about Uncle Sam. Some people just need killin.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (MNhXM)

345 I don't live in the greatest country in the world. I live in a corrupt shithole that happens to have a compelling origin story.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (3AR13)
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A decent attempt at self-rule corrupted by ... let's face it the Democratic Party machine.

They're not the Party of Science.
They're not the Party of the Little Guy.
They are the Party of Wilful Action and Will-to-Power.

Posted by: Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra in the Sinatra Group sketch at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

346 Fraudung their way out of any crime

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (4nv6s)

347 Former Canadian Olympics honcho, later moved to the Olympics HQ -- Dick Pound.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (krqg6)

348 Sinead O'Conner has died.

I genuinely thought she'd already died.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM (ZGrMX)

349 jeb: please clap

hunter: please don't give me clap

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM (B1FKF)

350 But, if I am all caught up now, Hunter Biden then rejected the plea deal and plead "not guilty," which is the funniest thing the Smartest Man Joe Biden Knows ever said.
++++
Did he actually reject it, or is this sarcasm?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

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Yes!

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM (FXDT5)

351 Geez! What is this? A tennis match?

Pickleball, I think.

Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM (iG1Nf)

352 So, they are Thethpians?
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 03:08 PM (M+A1B)

Lots and lots of twinks

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM (db5Fm)

353 311 210
Speaking of Gumby, didn't Joe Piscopo do a bit as Sinatra talking to Sinbad Oconnor?
Posted by: jc

Or was it https://tinyurl.com/2p8a5d8e

Great stuff..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 26, 2023 03:04 PM (DeRoy)

===

Yep that's the one. Not Piscopo, Phil Hartman.

Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM (N1WXz)

354 Miami Herald: they cannot help being who they are:

Mi*rda
Mo*on
y Porqueria

Posted by: Floridachick at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (8gVPa)

355 re 345: they're the party of paul pelosi getting rich on stocks options using inside information

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (B1FKF)

356 "Who's dick do I have to suck around here to get a global-forever immunity deal!!!"

Hunter Biden, guaranteed, because you know He Would

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (O0UOO)

357 Big heat wave coming in NYC and the government is advising everyone to turn DOWN their AC and stop using appliances. Fuck off and die. These are the same cocksuckers who are pushing electric cars on everyone, and who want to replace gas stoves with electric, and how almost surely get their rocks off with electric prods to their nuts. They can suck my dick and balls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

358 Just saw that Sinbad O'Connor died.

Her son died last year from suicide. She's had various mental issues, so it's likely she offed herself as well.

I guess ripping a pic of the Pope in 1/2 on live TV isn't the greatest option to choose in life. Well, that and living the hollywood / music industry porn fest debauchery got another one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

359 new thread: mcconnell

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (B1FKF)

360 343 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

Lmfao.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (YEWpz)

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Yes. It was pretty funny.

I got signatures of almost everyone I saw. The only one I didn't manage was Rand Paul. I went to an event, but he didn't do the line thing, or I just missed it.

I got Trump, Rubio, Jeb, Graham (who was only supporting Jeb at that point) Cruz, and even Perry (who was only there to support Cruz). I still have all the signatures somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

361 325 Heh. South Dakota. I was working a job in Omaha, and would tool up to Siuox Falls just because the people were so damn nice and you could drink beer and play slots in just about every bar. They would be broadcasting livestock warnings but never a word about the poor bastards out laying asphalt. Man, the heat there can be something.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (0EOe9)

362 Would have been sweet if some little meter maid gave them all tickets.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

363 Like the famous "Mike Hunt" fake name. I'd end up sounding it out in my head a few dozen times before deciding if it was safe to say out loud.

There's a Chinese brand of network equipment (Ethernet cards, switches, routers, that sort of thing) called "NICGIGA". You've never heard anything as slow and careful as white YouTubers pronouncing that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)

364 286: and judges have egos. Which, I think, is why this one didn’t appreciate being disrespected here.

(I say that but the few judges I have come into contact with tend to be very reasonable people. In one hearing that my family had to attend, the judge was known for being very pissy if you were as much as one second late to his courtroom. But for this hearing, HE was late. He basically couldn’t stop apologizing for his tardiness the first 15 minutes or so of the hearing.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (RdDl+)

365 PACER says the judge "deferred" her decision on the plea deal for 30 days.

The money flow, begun it has.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (X9kXJ)

366
The WH is pissed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

==========

That's got to be true. They're going to have to do a bit of spinning. But I can see Cringe smoothly deflecting questions to the DOJ, as she has before. "I have no updates on that. The Department of Justice will have to answer those questions for you."

Some people say she must hate her job because the WH keeps putting her in these awkward spots, but I think she loves it. It's the pesky reporters she hates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (lCaJd)

367 "Who's dick do I have to suck around here to get a global-forever immunity deal!!!"

Hunter Biden, guaranteed, because you know He Would
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (O0UOO)



"This one time? At Rehab?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

368


Same as in any case. They don't have to go to the expense and trouble of a trial.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:37 PM (lCaJd)

This is known as the "'Old New Mexico Alec Baldwin exemption."

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (j4U/Z)

369 Whee, rewriting but hey story is 1,700 words long and all I need to do is figure out where I was going with this story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 03:12 PM (8zqxZ)

370 Because he couldn't shoot someone in broad daylight and waltz off waving his deal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 03:07 PM

My understanding is that this is exactly what the original plea deal entailed. Which is why the judge had to pump the brakes on everything. "Unprecedented" is how the judge worded it. Understatement of the year.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (3AR13)

371 DoJ and Defense Clowns, in unison: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nah, nah!
Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (AMIL/)
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Interesting twist on Jury Nullification.

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (G0vdT)

372 I used to think it didn't work that way - you plead guilty in exchange for a reduced sentence, not no sentence at all.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (t4ES/)
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He'll have to do 2 years of probation, and at the end of 2 years, they'll figure out how important it was a big deal if Hunter didn't comply with the terms of his "probation".

That charge will be plea-bargained down to another year for Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (krQz2)

373 >>He's already paid all his back-taxes and fines. That's one reason it's "time for Republicans to move on."

He actually hasn't paid all his taxes. That came out when the whistleblowers testified.

But the bigger problem is the gun charge which he has already been charged with. The DOJ tried to give him diversion, no jail time, and I've yet to see a single prosecutor say this is normal. This is a charge that always gets jail time.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

374 Fraudung their way out of any crime

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 03:09 PM (4nv6s)

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"I'm wasted and I can't fraud my way home ..."

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (FXDT5)

375 359 new thread: mcconnell
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 03:11 PM (B1FKF)

Lets' Gooooo!!!!

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (M+A1B)

376 This bikini brunette on the beach wonders what it's like to be above the law:
https://is.gd/a12Xd3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She's pretty. And it doesn't look like she's being forced to pose.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (BdMk6)

377 347: and onetime candidate to head the IOC.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 03:13 PM (RdDl+)

378 Mitch McConnell today.
https://tinyurl.com/wk678jkb

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 26, 2023 03:14 PM (DeRoy)

379 Insufficient boobage.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26,

Not to be obvious, but if she was actually standing in front of you, the only reason you wouldn't hit that, is that you'd be turned into a tongue tied idiot. And she'd be thinking "friend zone".

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 03:14 PM (CecP5)

380 Hunter Biden's release conditions state he must have a job.

Heh.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bcbet

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 03:14 PM (R38qh)

381 My wife may be the only person to get the "0 per cent" loan. Dude freaked....

Posted by: poconohound at July 26, 2023 03:14 PM (lMYp+)

382 If I were the receptionist and someone asked for Mike Hunt I probably announce it to because I know someone with that name although he usually goes by Michael Hunt to avoid such idiocy, I guess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 03:14 PM (Keyt1)

383 Jeb!/DeSantis 2024....Same As It Ever Was!

Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred And Loving It at July 26, 2023 03:14 PM (b+YaX)

384 Whazzzup, my NICGIGA?

Posted by: IT Department at July 26, 2023 03:15 PM (3AR13)

385 For your amusement:
On the Movie Channel Network they have on today:

The FBI Story - 1959
Starring Jimmy Stewart and Vera Miles
Description:
As seen through the eyes of Agent Chip Hardesty, the agency battles the Mob, the Ku Klux Klan, Nazis and Communists working to protect the citizens of the United States and of the world.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 03:16 PM (oiNtH)

386 "This one time? At Rehab?"

Amy Winehouse song?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 03:16 PM (8zqxZ)

387 321 There is a guy in our hood named Dick Hair, no joke
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I knew a guy named Dick Wrangler. He was a fucking Marine, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 03:16 PM (yRved)

388 I genuinely thought she'd already died.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 26, 2023 03:10 PM

That was her son. Suicide last year.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2023 03:18 PM (3AR13)

389
There is a guy in our hood named Dick Hair, no joke
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2023 03:05 PM (NtVYv)


When I worked for an alarm company about 30 years ago, one of the customers whose alarm we monitored was named Mary Christmas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2023 03:18 PM (n+4am)

390 There are no fucking extraterrestrial aliens. Get back to me when they blow up the White House and Congress...a guy can dream, right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 26, 2023 03:19 PM (XMwZJ)

391 who is Morris and why is he paying Hunters Bills?
Hunter signed the entire CEFC Chinese energy corp that had received $10' of Millions to him, the same group the instgram messages have Hunter claiming "Dad is right next to me", and if you don't cough up $10Million TONIGHT! Everyone he knows and I will see to your demise!
Morris is now the sole employee of that corp. has sole legal power over it and it's funds.
It's just a Chinese Laundry...

Posted by: birddog at July 26, 2023 03:26 PM (uAI4S)

392 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2023 03:18 PM (n+4am)

I knew a girl named Christmas Caroll

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 03:26 PM (Keyt1)

393 There are no fucking extraterrestrial aliens. Get back to me when they blow up the White House and Congress...a guy can dream, right?

That scene in Mars Attacks always breaks me up.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 03:28 PM (CecP5)

394 There was a girl in St. Louis named Shanda Lear.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 03:29 PM (CecP5)

395 Why can't reporters write, "raises the question," or, "prompts the question"? "Begs the question" has a completely unrelated meaning.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 26, 2023 03:32 PM (ogTiX)

396 395: because they can’t write period.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 03:33 PM (u79Vq)

397 This is an important question. Why is Hunter's bong-ripping "Sugar Brother" willing to spend literally millions of dollars of his "own money" -- or is it his own money he's spending? -- to bail Hunter Biden out of his tax jams and other criminal charges?

The only thing that makes sense to me is "Sugar Brother" is the Biden's Mr. Wolf and money launderer. Hunter's cash sure seemed to disappear off the face of the earth to who knows where - offshore accounts comes to mind (and what about Joe's cash?). But I would be willing to bet "Sugar Brother" does know and because he is quite wealthy it is plausible for him to come to Hunter's rescue. For a substantial fee of course. The FBI, remarkably or not, seems to have zero interest in this whole arrangement.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 26, 2023 03:34 PM (0zz77)

398 So MOrris, the sugar daddy, gets Hunter share of Rosemount Seneca partnership and has rights to his artwork. In essence, Hunter transferred his ill gotten gains to his lawyer, who is holding it for him, until after he gets pardoned/immunity. Meanwhile, he sells art to people to pay the legal fees, overhead. Its a scam.

Posted by: its always the money tho always at July 26, 2023 03:34 PM (sh1GZ)

399 I knew a guy named Dick Wrangler. He was a fucking Marine, too.

In college, one of the guys had a phone message for a job interview with Dick Bender. He almost didn't return the call because he thought we were pranking him.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 03:34 PM (nfrXX)

400 334: holy crap, DeSantis and Jeb! aren’t even close. For one thing, Jeb! was, and is, VERY upset at the idea that people who cross the border and enter the United States have to do so at a port of entry and (HORRORS!) has to present a passport to a CBP official while there.

To Jeb!, that is the worst human rights violation, ever. He wanted to help people who break immigration laws because breaking immigration laws in his eyes was “an act of love”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 03:38 PM (u79Vq)

401 Hunter claimed in court the reason he cheated on his taxes was that he was a dopehead

and he was a dopehead cuz of Beau's death
===
and that's why he destroyed Beau's wife's clam.

drugs are bad m'kay?

Posted by: Mr. Garrison is appalled at your lack of sensetivity at July 26, 2023 03:40 PM (sh1GZ)

402 Botched Plea Deal Would Have Given Hunter Biden Immunity ‘in Perpetuity’, covering crimes he hasn’t committed yet

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

403 I knew a guy named Richard Hertz

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

404 There is movie Night of the Hunter I think its a Hitchcock movie

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 26, 2023 04:42 PM (wGqjj)

405 A round of Ahab The Arab by Ray Stevens

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 26, 2023 04:44 PM (wGqjj)

406 They just laugh and laugh. They don't give a fuck.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 26, 2023 06:08 PM (HkYtU)

408 You know who else might arrive at court in what looks like a motorcade, Ace?
A cartel don, maybe. Maybe an old style mob boss (Capone?). Or the son of one of those. That is who would show up in a motorcade to a trial hearing.

Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2023 10:04 PM (E8qwH)

409 I'm guessing Hunter's Sugar Brother lawyer is deducting the cost of his private jet (just reducing his taxes and not paying his 'fair share') as a business expense under Section 162 of the Code, but that should be disallowed as Hunter isn't paying him a penny and thus it isn't a reasonable and necessary business expense. Instead, Morris is paying Hunter--millions--to get out of tax crimes. If anything this is an illegal campaign contribution and all expenses that Morris is attempting to deduct should be disallowed and Morris prosectued for tax and campaign finance violations.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at July 27, 2023 08:09 AM (AfV7r)

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