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Important Announcement From Joe Biden: Joe Biden Cured Cancer As We Know It
UPDATE: WHITE HOUSE DEFACES TRANSCRIPT TO ERASE BIDEN'S DEMENTIA-ADDLED BOAST FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD
Weird, I've unfortunately known people who died of cancer in the past few years.
I guess they didn't know that Joe Biden cured cancer.n remarks delivered in the East Room of the White House Tuesday, Joe Biden claimed that his administration has "ended cancer as we know it." The 80-year-old made the bizarre claim while announcing new policies designed to expand access to mental health care. Biden said that he is often asked that if he could do anything at all, what would he do, and proceeded to list his four most important objectives. "I said I'd cure cancer and they looked at me like, why can't you because no one thinks we can. That's why. And we can. We ended cancer as we know it," Biden said in muddled remarks.
BIDEN: "We ended cancer as we know it" 🧐 pic.twitter.com/oio44FEnVp
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 25, 2023
The official White House transcript changed Biden’s words to cover up his gaffe when he said “we ended cancer” pic.twitter.com/CJUodZ0Ld2
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 26, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (PvVvQ)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (StUJj)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (OUiUM)
Joe Biden has not ended cancer as we know it. President Biden suffers from dementia, and does not understand the words he is trying to read off of the teleprompter.
Posted by: Candidus at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (Q7KYg)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (PvVvQ)
Radiation? Chemo? Good Ol' Fashioned Melon-baller?
What we goin' with, here?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (z99Zw)
They most certainly did, they made it much more aggressive with the vax. Unintended? Nah.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (M+A1B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (eYv2D)
Judge Noreika is a Democrat.
She may be looking out for Hunter. It’s a little odd to plead guilty to a crime when prosecutors state an investigation remains ongoing. It’s the judge’s responsibility to confirm any defendant understands a plea. Hunter needs to know if he could plead guilty and still be charged with related crimes.
Republicans are all about guns, except it comes to Hunter Biden. You can carry them into a school. You can carry them into a bar, you can even carry them into congress. As long as your last name isn’t Biden.
Republicans don’t want this to go away, and got to the judge to make sure it wasn’t accepted.
100% of drug users lie on their application for a firearm. It’s almost never prosecuted. How would they prove it?
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: javems at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)
It's even more normal to have a Ruling Class Media which pretends all of this isn't happening.
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It's even even more normal to have six states shut down ballot counting at the same time in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to get a guy who campaigned from his basement a slim victory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Baghdad Boob at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (guGkK)
tbf, that's not cancer-cancer, but cancer "as we know it." Clarification coming from Cringe Jean-Pierre.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (lCaJd)
I mean, in a fall asleep while driving the car kinda way...
Posted by: Inogame at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (YIVH2)
Not to mention an administration that lies all day every day. See the "transcript".
https://tinyurl.com/mr27n74y
Posted by: DJ at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (AWCUa)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (RLLZj)
Republicans don’t want this to go away, and got to the judge to make sure it wasn’t accepted.
100% of drug users lie on their application for a firearm. It’s almost never prosecuted. How would they prove it?
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
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So, they admit that gun laws are a fig leaf that don't actually fix anything wrong in our society? But they still assume more gun laws will help?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (AWCUa)
No deal. Hunter is pleading Not Guilty.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)
The fix was just too obvious. Back to the drawing board, peeps.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (guGkK)
@paulsperry_ 4m
BREAKING NEWS: NO PLEA DEAL! President's son Hunter Biden just pleaded "NOT guilty" in Delaware court after federal judge refuses to rubber-stamp sweetheart deal, tells prosecutors and defense lawyers she can neither accept nor deny his guilty plea @ this point due to ambiguities
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: National Review at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (FGo7l)
Was it Elon's intention that we all start saying we heard it on the X?
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a ZZ Top song at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (iayUP)
The judge said not to the deal so he had to face the charges.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (s2V+q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Look, Fat -- we ended voting as we know it!
- Plugs
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (StUJj)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (AWCUa)
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And the right still thinks the impeachment was baseless?
Cultists!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
You think they're trying to help?
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (AWCUa)
No deal. Hunter is pleading Not Guilty.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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Been a long day for poor Hunter. Bet he needs a little "pick-me-up".
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
No deal. Hunter is pleading Not Guilty.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Holy fuck. Biden's gonna declare that judge a cancer and cure her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
You think they're trying to help?
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (AWCUa)
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I think the DU denizens are hopped up on lithium.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a ZZ Top song at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (iayUP)
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Well Q was taken so....
Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
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slim victory -- he got 81 million votes
my ass
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (IW5Ow)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (AWCUa)
Where's your hero now, MAGATs!
Posted by: raimondo at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (9hLLz)
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Stealing 2024 had better have consequences. America doesn't want this shit. Don't take it when it happens again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM
Isn't she a little old for you now? I thought you went for the pre-teen types.
Posted by: huerfano at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (7zEAH)
The fix was just too obvious. Back to the drawing board, peeps.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Just have to find a "reasonable prosecutor."
Posted by: James Comey at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (a9CYf)
my ass
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (N1WXz)
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Across the definitive/swing states, it was something like 100,000 votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
The dogs identify the cancer victims thru smell and tag them before a cure can be administered.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (AWCUa)
The Zodiac Killer!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: JackStraw
Condolences in advance for that judge and her family.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (DYXbn)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 26, 2023 01:27 PM (xInes)
tbf, that's not cancer-cancer, but cancer "as we know it." Clarification coming from Cringe Jean-Pierre.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
If she's even asked about it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 01:27 PM (63Dwl)
"I'm not sure which I believe: That Hunter was cashing in on Joe's position and tossing a few to the Big Guy, or that Joe was using his son as a bagman. Hunter didn't become a POS without a pretty strong role model."
https://tinyurl.com/5xzzfkda
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:27 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 01:27 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: MSNBC watcher at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (IW5Ow)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM
And hormone blockers!!!
Posted by: DU Denizens at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (JCZqz)
I know that is DU, but you can't get more wrong in less space than they can. Every single statement is incorrect.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (FAOo/)
"He didn't say that. Why did you say that he said that? Don't you know he didn't say that? Everybody knows he didn't say that. I can't believe you say that he said that."
-KJP, daily
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a ZZ Top song at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (iayUP)
I think Musk should listen to me and rename it
X-Tra. As in extra extra read all about it.
I don’t know why he won’t take my calls . I post on the internet so I have the credentials.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (MNhXM)
Now get to work on Alzheimer's.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (lZVy/)
Ahead of you. He spends every afternoon on it!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (z/ifB)
"Cringe" Jean-Pierre. Another great moniker for Spinocchio.
Thx, Blonde Morticia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (3a0DZ)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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It's a kinder, gentler and more sustainable cancer.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Delawaren Presidents who shower with daughters at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (Am6D5)
If the transcript doesn't say it, it didn't happen. Anything said to the contrary is disinformation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (MoZTd)
While dedicating the Emmett Till National Monument.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Joe Biden - Even More of a Doctor than Jill at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: spongeworthy at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (DWqKI)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (AWCUa)
The Zodiac Killer!
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Jeffrey Dahmer!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (63Dwl)
Joey Shitbrains' mangled Abbie Normal mush-brain is probably confused with research on the COVID vaccine and mRNA. That research into mRNA is supposed to have applications to cancer treatment. Shitbrains probably overheard someone say that, and his mush-brain interpreted that as a cure for cancer.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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It almost seems like too much brain activity for him. Linking this to that and that to yon. Fuck, how could anyone stand there and say we cured cancer?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (lCaJd)
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He's outlawed Wokism, thus helping to eliminate a mind virus?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)
I'll take c. Both of them knew what they were doing. Hunter was nothing without the Big Guy. The Big Guy didn't want his fingerprints on things. It was a mutual benefit.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (a9CYf)
You know lie, round-eye!
Posted by: Chinaman Xi at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (Hudry)
Is MiniTrue fully in charge of the levers of power now that you can publish a falsified transcript?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (S75Fo)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (s2V+q)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (3vCGB)
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1. This should be illegal, and the person who does this sort of thing should be personally prosecuted by an USA based in Mississippi.
2. The video will be out there forever. lulz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (FAOo/)
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lmao.
So the unit of measure for density of stupidity is the Democrat.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Metallic Obs at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
@tomselliott
MSNBC’s @mikebarnicle: “[Biden] doesn’t get enough credit for being the decent human being that you know, that I know, that we all know.”
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Dude, that check bounced.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (FVME7)
Energy Trades Condemn Biden Administration’s Baseless Restrictions on Offshore Energy Operations
.. if I was Joe Manchin, I would vote against/delay every Democrat bill without exception
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (RHGPo)
America doesn't want this shit.
What makes you say that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (63Dwl)
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Migration patterns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (KRtlO)
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"The future is known, comrade -- it's the past that keeps changing!"
/obligatory
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (3a0DZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (T4tVD)
Hunter said he didn't do it, case closed, man, case closed. If you can't believe a Biden, who can you believe?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (CecP5)
UPDATE: WHITE HOUSE CHANGES TRANSCRIPT TO ERASE BIDEN'S DEMENTIA-ADDLED BOAST FROM THE HISTORICAL RECORD
Are you going to believe your cancer-free ears?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (s2V+q)
Joe and his brother are the mafia don and capo.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)
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My skin will be glad to hear it.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Can we throw saltwater on them do they burst i to flames?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (FAOo/)
They only thought they had cancer. Obviously they were wrong,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (fY84s)
They got rid of Major because he was biting people, and now Commander is biting people. They obviously should not own dogs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (DRSnL)
Solved: “Ebeorie temet hpiti” means “Jobiden cured cancr”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (EXyHK)
I thought it was "send joe more girls"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (ynpvh)
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This government learned well from 1984.
"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
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I know. I just like a good chance to add 'my ass.' Of course, I'd be much more interested in Keri Lake's ass, but that's another topic altogether.
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (N1WXz)
Hunter said he didn't do it, case closed, man, case closed. If you can't believe a Biden, who can you believe?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (CecP5)
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So, the prosecuting team is going to intentionally tank the case, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM
52 Biden cured cancer. Trump offered a discounted taco bowl on Wednesdays.
Posted by: raimondo at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM
He said Trump Tower taco bowls were the best...on Cinco de Mayo! Racist!!!!
Posted by: Rabid Leftists at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (JCZqz)
However, a lot of people are dying from lung Covid, prostate Covid, colon Covid, brain Covid.
Sad, really.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Gerald Ford at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (VEm33)
agree. We need to make propaganda against the US population illegal again, and we need to make government functionaries, AND FORMER "INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS," personally criminally liable for engaging in false psyops propaganda.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (lCaJd)
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What brave soul in the press is mentioning the president's age?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (wdTKz)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (s2V+q)
I would tell you, but those records are gone, man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (KRtlO)
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Wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (s2V+q)
norms status:
[_] restored
[X] abby
Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
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That was before they developed close-combat rocket-launcher therapy.
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (3a0DZ)
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (8Voqu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (aD39U)
602 Dem cocksucker says this helps Gavin Newsom.
Bye, bye, Joe.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (ppBhU)
And he was dumb to start with.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: The Hunchback at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (IW5Ow)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Historically, weird shit happens when a government and its institutions continues as if nothing is wrong although it has lost all legitimacy in a society.
The late Soviet Union is an example of a relatively bloodless collapse--the Baltic Republics for example were breaking free and Gorbachev despite sending the army and KGB could not stop the signal.
Sometimes there is an implosion which is where the strongest person survives by killing enough of their rivals after a nasty civil war.
And sometimes, the elites get wiped out by a foreign enemy or enemies where the plebes side with the invader/conqueror.
Not that is its purpose but one could do a whole lesson in governmental collapse and why simply from the Bible and the plight of Israel in the Books of the Prophets.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (3a0DZ)
Hospitals and hospice facilities are filled with people battling cancer. Babies, children, teens, and adults. This is such a despicable statement even though we know he is a dementia riddled cretin.
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
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They need more time. It's not like they prepared to actually prosecute a case.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (7EjX1)
Energy Trades Condemn Biden Administration’s Baseless Restrictions on Offshore Energy Operations
.. if I was Joe Manchin, I would vote against/delay every Democrat bill without exception Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (RHGPo)
I wonder if you could put a windmill on an oil rig and claim it's primarily an offshore wind farm.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (7B5FA)
Is MiniTrue fully in charge of the levers of power now that you can publish a falsified transcript?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (HlyYF)
The White House head of editing is named Winston Smith,
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (MNhXM)
I actually like DeSantis and was always like dude what are you doing.
https://youtu.be/xst9NhAmKSU
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (c0fFG)
So, the prosecuting team is going to intentionally tank the case, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
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Exactly. "No reasonable prosecutor..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (rmBvg)
Congratulations, Victoria, on a job well-done!
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (2tUFv)
agree. We need to make propaganda against the US population illegal again, and we need to make government functionaries, AND FORMER "INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS," personally criminally liable for engaging in false psyops propaganda.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (KRtlO)
But didn't Obama sign legislation making propaganda aimed towards the American People legal? Therefore it's all totes legal and Constitutional, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Donovan at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: TexasDan
Please to update the AoSHQ style guide!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (FAOo/)
agree. We need to make propaganda against the US population illegal again, and we need to make government functionaries, AND FORMER "INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS," personally criminally liable for engaging in false psyops propaganda.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (KRtlO)
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If SCOTUS does get around to completely ending Chevron, it's next target, I hope, ends up being immunity for government officials.
I'm at the point where if I have to live in a world where police officers are subject to lawsuits based on their actions in pursuit of the law along with everyone else vs. the entire government being immune from suit, I choose the former.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (aD39U)
On the other hand, who's going to prosecute him hard and produce evidence at trial? The DOJ?
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (d7sC9)
- Presidementia Biden
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (gmo/4)
MSNBC’s @mikebarnicle: “[Biden] doesn’t get enough credit for being the decent human being that you know, that I know, that we all know.”
Barnicle Mike the sellout.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)
Hunter said he didn't do it, case closed, man, case closed. If you can't believe a Biden, who can you believe?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (CecP5)
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So, the prosecuting team is going to intentionally tank the case, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
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That was always the plan. Always.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (AWCUa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (S75Fo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
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He'll be acquitted before August...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (YIVH2)
BREAKING NEWS: NO PLEA DEAL! President's son Hunter Biden just pleaded "NOT guilty" in Delaware court after federal judge refuses to rubber-stamp sweetheart deal
My understanding is that it's back on. Just a little misunderstanding between lawyers. The DoJ is free to bring additional charges. Which they surely will. Right?
I said, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (c0fFG)
'...a never-ending present in which the Party is always right'
-G. Orwell
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (geLO8)
Just like changing the definition of vaccines.
Easy peasy! Cancer as we know it, gone! Poof!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: TexasDan
Please to update the AoSHQ style guide!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (FAOo/)
It is the Kohn. It has always been the Kohn. Typically encountered as the milliKohn, as there is no known entity on earth stupider than 1 Kohn.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
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That was before they developed close-combat rocket-launcher therapy.
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM (3a0DZ)
They've almost got their nuclear medicine ready.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (ynpvh)
I said, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (MoZTd)
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We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)
So, the prosecuting team is going to intentionally tank the case, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
Kim Kardashian is heading the prosecution team.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (s2V+q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
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North Korea's covid count, the early days:
March 12: 1
March 13: 0
March 14: 1
March 15: 0
and so on.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (wzAuc)
For something that's basically the flu for people under 50.
https://tinyurl.com/59uedn4c
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (R38qh)
I'm kind of partial to "Baghdad Boob".
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (IlL6s)
I mean I understand the whole lying about the census and the crime statistics and the CPI and the employment nuimbers, but to be honest what is the purpose to have him go out and pretend to be borderline competent so the transcript has to be fudged to get him there?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (HTCOy)
Yes, but usually they put brackets around the change. They aren't even doing that anymore apparently.
Posted by: DJ at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Metallic Obs
i saw obs erved open for metallic obs at the skinwalker ranch campout back in the naughties
Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Historically, weird shit happens when a government and its institutions continues as if nothing is wrong although it has lost all legitimacy in a society.
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I don't care for any of your examples. I don't know how America gets out of election theft 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Flounder at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (ik/65)
He lives and works in California, but he is at least "Moron adjacent".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (s2V+q)
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (N1WXz)
She is a very well put together lady.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (aD39U)
++++
He needs some brain-o!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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Hmmm. Isn't it a federal crime to alter an official government record?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (YIVH2)
After today it sure looks like the Democrats will.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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He told black people they weren't black. He "won".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
ITER is on the verge of a record-setting disaster as accumulated schedule slips and budget overruns threaten to make it the most delayed—and most cost-inflated—science project in history.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (RHGPo)
'Long Covid', on the other hand, which qualifies you for Federal funding, seems to have picked up all the slack.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (ptElO)
And his hair was perfect
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (463zG)
https://is.gd/lwfhzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:32 PM
Angry Hulk is more high-functioning than Ruffalo!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
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That was always the plan. Always.
i thought we sent all our tanks to ukraine
Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (OqSlY)
I'm at the point where if I have to live in a world where police officers are subject to lawsuits based on their actions in pursuit of the law along with everyone else vs. the entire government being immune from suit, I choose the former.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
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I actually think prosecutorial and judicial immunity is a bigger problem. Immunity for cops on the street at least has as one of its justifications not wanting to second-guess split-second decisions made under duress. Plus, prosecutors and judges wield far more power than cops and can do much more damage.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (S75Fo)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (8Voqu)
March 12: 1
March 13: 0
March 14: 1
March 15: 0
and so on.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (wzAuc)
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And that was one sick goat!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (HfNu5)
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If you haven't figured it out by now, he's telling you the truth.
Cancer - as we knew it - is over. We're getting started with something else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (r9lDC)
https://is.gd/lwfhzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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Overly made-up and not confident in her own natural beauty.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2023 01:35 PM (9UlRk)
Well that's just stupidy.
We're talking the density of stupidity. So like Kohns/cranium. How much stupid is actually packed in there?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (z/ifB)
Well. It's not like there is any incriminating evidence or anything...
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (RHGPo)
Standards, Sir. Somebody Snootington Von NoseInAir would be proud to vote for.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (CecP5)
Is MiniTrue fully in charge of the levers of power now that you can publish a falsified transcript?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Heh. That shit has been going on forever. Insiders joke that the Congressional Record is a boring piece of fiction. Look up the motion "to revise and extend my remarks" and shell bills.
Politicians, one and all, are foremost actors and actresses--to some extent, it takes someone with disassociative personalities to take all the shit that comes from being an elected official from all sides. That can easily tip over into being socio or even psychopaths.
Over time, both the politicians and their constitutents hate each other as much as those in an abusive relationship--they depend on each other but despise each other in part because of that dependence.
Big problem in representative republics is this hatred is what allows elected representatives to say one thing and promptly shit on their constituents when they can get away with it.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (bs+z0)
"All right. You wanna get nuts? Come on. Let's get nuts!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (KbCG3)
By ending cancer as we know it, we mean we changed the definition of cancer in the dictionary.
Just like changing the definition of vaccines.
Easy peasy! Cancer as we know it, gone! Poof!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:34 PM (RLLZj)
Scene in a Moscow police station
Sergeant: "Prostitution doesn't exist in the Soviet Union. The laws of Marxism-Leninism make prostitution impossible."
Western journalist, pointing to floozies sitting on a bench: "Then what are these?"
Sergeant: "Oh, they're just whores."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (N1WXz)
https://is.gd/lwfhzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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It'll be a great tragedy indeed if she ever develops breast cancer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (YIVH2)
Unfortunately, Swalwell wasn't in, but Raichik was able to ask his chief of staff several questions about this endorsement.
Raichik is fearless. I know if I tried to do this in real life, I'd be stuttering from all the nerves.
https://tinyurl.com/mskv5fuu
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (17s+e)
"Bronny James, age 18 and older son of LeBron James, is stable after suffering cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice."
Odds that he received the jab UNNECESSARILY? The bidding opens at 99.99% ..
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (UtEQe)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
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The thrust of my hypothetical was the implication that I always get pushback on the immunity argument because "police officers need it". Operating from that base, I say, if it's all or nothing, I choose nothing.
No immunity for any government official because all we have now is immunity for every government official.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (HfNu5)
Obviously they don't know it.
Posted by: javems at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (AmoqO)
See, It's like Juneteenth, where the end of slavery happened, but final word didn't get to all the parts of the country until later. The elites know that Biden cured cancer, but word is gonna take a while to travel to all us peons in the flyover states.
So one day we will have a federal holiday to commemorate when we rubes finally all learned Biden cured cancer. It will be called Bidenteenth.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (6s5zw)
They stumbled into it.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (AWCUa)
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Tomorrow's News Today!
Judge Slips In Shower, Falls On Knife, During Traffic Accident!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (FVME7)
Just add "... to elect more Democrats." right onto the end there, and you've got it right.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (OqSlY)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (RHGPo)
...
damn.
Posted by: Superconducting Supercollider at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (r9lDC)
Tee Hee. -- Pfizer
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (AiZBA)
Why does he come out anymore if they just put words in his mouth?
Posted by: Kindltot
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At the rate they're willing to slander and lie, you wonder. I can think of excuses off the top of my head:
- The Republicans have proved themselves so dangerous that the president is now forced to limit his public appearances
- The president is doing what we all do in times of family crisis, concentrating on family connections and loved ones
- The president trusts his staff, and I (KJP) will be happy to take your questions
- Many presidents in the past have limited their public appearances for perfectly legitimate reasons, and this president is doing the same
I could go on and on. I ought to send my suggestions to Cringe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (lCaJd)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, that sure isn't good for her confidence...
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (463zG)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (bs+z0)
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game is not over yet. Maybe the judge noticed how big some of Hunter's accounts have grown and feels a little underpaid.
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (N1WXz)
Just add "... to elect more Democrats." right onto the end there, and you've got it right.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (OqSlY)
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Gun control is failure theater for Democrats. It's primarily a fundraising tool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
For all I know, we have cured cancer, but to apply the cure it would prolong many lives (which would add to our "population problem") and provide the more conservative generations with much more disposable income to be applied at their whim.
Sure, Biden is prone to rambling hallucinations. He's, also, way too stupid to filter those things that (in his handler's opinion) are not for public consumption.
Occam's Razor says Joe is just being delusional. But, recent history suggests that isn't the only explanation. Not anymore.
Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (dIske)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, that sure isn't good for her confidence...
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (amJF4)
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Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)
So, they admit that gun laws are a fig leaf that don't actually fix anything wrong in our society? But they still assume more gun laws will help?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
My understanding is that the annual number of prosecutions for violations of Federal gun laws is miniscule.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (bs+z0)
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Serious question--this is a jury trial?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (z/ifB)
https://is.gd/lwfhzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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Overly made-up and not confident in her own natural beauty.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)
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I know a girl who looks so much like that. Except her waist isn't as thin as the artificially narrowed waist in the pic. Nor is she as airbrushed. But if you saw both girls in the real world, you would struggle to tell them apart.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)
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I see it as incentive to get government out of the daily lives of the citizens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)
Judge Slips In Shower, Falls On Knife, During Traffic Accident!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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LOL, I love the creativity at this place. Anonosaurus, you made me laugh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (+66bp)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (c0fFG)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (z/ifB)
She couldn't figure out cancer was "still a thing" unless she got into a tight fitting dress and showed off her boobs? Not the brightest bulb in the box, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (Keyt1)
Well, that sure isn't good for her confidence...
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (amJF4)
It's the neg. She'll now try harder to please you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Fake President Biden at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (AWCUa)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (c0fFG)
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Well, that's a back-handed compliment I haven't heard in a little while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (z/ifB)
No.. It was whether the Judge accepted the plea deal Hunter made... She did not so he had to plead....
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (bs+z0)
https://is.gd/lwfhzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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"Like hands knew the hourglass, these are the days ..."
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (UtEQe)
Serious question--this is a jury trial?
Posted by: TexasDan
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I believe we're starting at square one? Trial's not set.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (lCaJd)
No immunity for any government official because all we have now is immunity for every government official.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM
If we took away judges immunity, the courts would come to a standstill. Every criminal would sue the judge, then they'd self recuse and then it would start over with the new judge.
I don't like that they are immune either but I don't know how no immunity would work in practice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (xgS37)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 01:27 PM (pohLc)
I predict Judge Noreika will recuse from the case and a judge wholly owned by the DNC will be assigned as her replacement. Soon. A plea deal will be accepted or the trial will be a sham with a jury hand-picked by Joe as the ultimate insurance.
Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: The Atlantic at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (vTR7i)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (5iFFd)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (c0fFG)
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this level of cruelty is uncalled for even by ace's standards.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (lCaJd)
Of course unlike Trump's "trials" this one will be after the election
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
Disclose.tv disclosetv 1m
JUST IN - Irish music legend Sinead O’Connor dies aged 56.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (MNhXM)
She couldn't figure out cancer was "still a thing" unless she got into a tight fitting dress and showed off her boobs? Not the brightest bulb in the box, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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We all know that women around 40 and even over can be foxy. Some of them are called "tigers." Twould be interesting if some enterprising content creator photographed them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM
They do say the worst gaffe is accidentally speaking an inconvenient truth.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (z/ifB)
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Does he still have a Pr0nHub Channel?
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (UtEQe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
This is catastrophically incorrect.
They take it very, very seriously, and work at all levels of government to further their goals.
The regulatory state is winning its portion of the war on guns, and it is kept very quiet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (PHmov)
https://is.gd/lwfhzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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It'll be a great tragedy indeed if she ever develops breast cancer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (YIVH2)
Silicone has been known to do that.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (+66bp)
Some people would say that Michelangelo blew it by not painting skylights in the Sistine Chapel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (9e2kV)
This is a remarkable statement.
Has this been done?
I think a lot of folks here would be interested in something like that.
Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (2YtOq)
It just doesn't IDENTIFY as "cancer" anymore, and I'll thank you to not dead-name it.
It identifies as 'life-threatening flesh rot', and it's pronouns are they/them.
Haters!
Posted by: Jennifer Shriller-Harridan, Looking Like A QWEEN in Purple Hair and Multiple Snot Rings at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (a9CYf)
It's the end of cancer as we know it
It's the end of cancer as we know it
And I feel fine
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Presidementia Joe! at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM
He didn't actually say "only" 100 died so technically he was right... Just off by a tad
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (bs+z0)
That's gotta be great for enlistment numbers...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (MeG8a)
Of course unlike Trump's "trials" this one will be after the election
Posted by: it's me donna
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Well, it would have to be. Cuz Garland's DOJ ain't budging.
In fact, aren't a few statute of limitation countdown clocks already ticking down?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (lCaJd)
Aren't they beautiful??!!
What majesty. What terrific style.
Magnificent.
Don't you agree peons?
Don't you agree?
You'd better agree. Agree right now!
Guards!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (c0fFG)
Her overly made up what?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (+66bp)
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM
I don't, either, but here we are...
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (JCZqz)
They take it very, very seriously, and work at all levels of government to further their goals.
The regulatory state is winning its portion of the war on guns, and it is kept very quiet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 01:46 PM (PHmov)
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Except that their efforts have led to a massive increase in private gun ownership over the past few decades including a majority of states being constitutional carry now. The idea that they're going to suddenly vanish 400,000,000 guns is so ludicrous that only the dumbest of the left's supporters believe it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:43 PM (z/ifB)
No TV for federal trials
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 01:31 PM
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Was that before or after he claimed 200 million had died of it?
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (UtEQe)
Posted by: Bete at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (BRhwL)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (2NHgQ)
At this point not sure if he can actually read with the dementia...?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (Hudry)
Joe Biden fixed both climate change and racism. Oh, wait. He needs those. Never mind.
Posted by: jc
That judge doesn’t have a prized thoroughbred horse, does she?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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You frickin' morons. I'm never going to get around to washing the dishes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
Besides the ridiculousness of the pentagon not paying for the transfer from her hometown to Arlington, the 60,000 cost is outrageous.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (MNhXM)
That's gotta be great for enlistment numbers...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (MeG8a)
Did they pass on the billing from the Taliban for the C4 too?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2023
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A multiple-hour surgical procedure. The operation was a success, but the patient died.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (J2vNu)
So, if you believe in omens that’s the place to be.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (krqg6)
No TV for federal trials
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (xPl2J)
Instead you'll have a courtroom artist who will make Hunter look like John Barrymore with a halo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (MoZTd)
JUST IN - Irish music legend Sinead O’Connor dies aged 56.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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Oh lord. That was an act of mercy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
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"I know! We'll pass a bill making this exact and specific instance illegal!"
-Marco Rubio
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
Just add "... to elect more Democrats." right onto the end there, and you've got it right.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2023 01:41 PM (OqSlY)
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Gun control is failure theater for Democrats. It's primarily a fundraising tool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
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Fundraising tool, yes. But the Democraps -- unlike the GOP -- never give up and take seriously even their most Hail Mary schemes. Who would have thought they'd turn GA blue overnight?? Be afraid, be very afraid. The Dums are very very very serious about taking your guns, even if it takes them 100+ years to do it. They are stupid and evil. But also absolutely relentless.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
It has the bonus features of harassing the rubes, and occasionally imprisoning one for doing nothing to anyone. In other words, its all upside, no downside.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (CG/r6)
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If COVID taught you anything, it should've taught you that any "cure" will never be allowed by the Medical Industry.
Prolonged government approved and enforced (via threats to licenses) treatment - and outright bans on actual treatments - is the only option. I never would've believed it until I saw it with my own eyes, but we just witnessed it for ourselves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (r9lDC)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 01:47 PM
Or this classic, as summarized by Google: During a 2008 campaign event in Columbia, Missouri, Joe Biden asked Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham to stand up and be recognized. However, Biden was a bit chagrined when he realized that Graham was confined to a wheelchair. He recovered quickly and asked the crowd to "stand up for Chuck." The crowd responded with a standing cheer for Graham.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (JCZqz)
No TV for federal trials
Posted by: Mark1971
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Does anyone know why? Seems to me like a bs rule.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (iayUP)
Oh lord. That was an act of mercy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (lCaJd)
She lived about 30 years too long. There are some people who are just so fundamentally screwed up that it's just as well all around for them to die.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (MoZTd)
Go JOE!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 26, 2023 01:52 PM (5iFFd)
I'm pretty sure he said he was going to cure it running for president.
And...who doesn't know someone dead due to clot shot enabled cancer at this point?
F*ck you Joe Biden may you rot in hell and may Satan do the things to you that you did to your daughter.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 01:52 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 01:52 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 01:44 PM (xPl2J)
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and forgetting what he was talking about mid-sentence.
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 01:52 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:52 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
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Oh lord. That was an act of mercy."
Haven't thought of her in 30 years. Wonder if she ever came to grips with whatever the fuck.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: bang-a-gong at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (XUmVF)
Oh hey, the Democrats actually noticed A Problem with current gun laws.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (iayUP)
“Go Fuck yourself San Diego”
Priceless
Posted by: Keezen at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (XTpg5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Tremendously increased pressure on small FFL holders. They are taking their licenses for trivialities.
A comprehensive federal database of gun purchases.
Continuous reclasssification of all sorts of weapons.
This is lawfare, and they are good at it, and they are winning.
Confiscation is a red herring. Everyone knows it's stupid, so they think that all of the government's efforts are similarly stupid...but they aren't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (PHmov)
JUST IN - Irish music legend Sinead O’Connor dies aged 56.
We can safely rule out Cancer.
Posted by: garrett
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Uselessly cluttering up the thread to LOL at you guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023[/.i]
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Irony is good for your blood
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (xPl2J)
.......
They want the attorneys to pay attention.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
Were it me I'd camp out at Biden's compound in DE and try to personally hand him the bill.
Yes they'll arrest you. But...he murdered your daughter.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (lc5cP)
So, if you believe in omens that’s the place to be.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (JTwsP)
About 2 hours from where my ex is, so if this was God's wrath, I'd expect His aim to be a little more precise.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (+66bp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Ever since they've made it into one of the primary planks of their platforms, they've lost every major fight, getting a majority of states to go constitutional carry while Americans purchase somewhere between 2.5 and 4 million guns...every month...of every year...for the past 7 years. It's been a steady increase since the late 90s when it was only about 600,000 per month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2023 01:48 PM (j4U/Z)
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They should just give him the Dem presidential nod now. Why not go Full Humiliation, Retard, and ClownWorld?
Then Kari Lake can have another hit song at the end of 2024 called "101 million votes my ass."
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (kEjR6)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
I think she tried to kill herself after her son died last year.
Posted by: DJ at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (uosPt)
Or COVID, I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (r9lDC)
I strongly disagree. Pay attention to bills out of CA, MA, WA, etc. They are full speed ahead on gun control. Yeah, they might get slapped down by the courts in a few years, but until then, the infringements stand.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (Keyt1)
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Joe is a confused doddering dementia patient who has the ability to speak in a semi coherent fashion without really understanding the way the words connect together.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (FAOo/)
As if the natural response when you say you'd like to end cancer is: "Why cancer?".
It's retards all the way down over there on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (iG1Nf)
If the Taliban taking over Afghanistan in something like 48 hours or less of our departure after two decades of fighting there cannot utterly destroy enlistment numbers, nothing can.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)
I think someone somehow chartered a jet to deliver the remains.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (Keyt1)
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See my comment above. But equally likely, and maybe even more likely, is he meant to say we CAN end cancer as we know it, but his muddled mush-brain farted that out without the critical "can" limiter.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (Q4IgG)
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Too bad it wasn't a student loan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (FVME7)
Haven't thought of her in 30 years. Wonder if she ever came to grips with whatever the fuck.
Posted by: eleven
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She was whipping around from drugs to gender identity to Islam to all kinds of shyte in the past many years. She could have grown her hair, maintained her shape, pursued normalcy, and had a long-lasting music career.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (lCaJd)
They’re not winning. They are just fighting back in the face of all our victories. It will be a continuous fight so the war continues though we have kicked their ass over the past two decades.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (MNhXM)
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Really.
Posted by: Bud Light Marketing Director at July 26, 2023 01:55 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (2YtOq)
ChatBIDEN, new from OpenAI!
Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (JTwsP)
She had cancer, right?
Zombie Kirsty MacColl called and said she got off easy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (+66bp)
Confiscation is a red herring. Everyone knows it's stupid, so they think that all of the government's efforts are similarly stupid...but they aren't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (PHmov)
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So, if they don't want gun confiscation, then...what do they want? Their efforts have led to Bruen and, again, a massive increase in gun ownership in private hands. And we barely have the effects of Bruen to consider yet.
I look forward to 10 years from now when the new SCOTUS decides to say the 2nd Amendment is unconstitutional and no one should have guns...all while, in the ensuing ten years, another 150,000,000 guns have been sold to private hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (tycc/)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (iziT8 )
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Apparently not.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
Bless her, she was a mess and in a terrible state after her son committed suicide.
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)
Jimmy Carter is still alive, right?
maybe he accidentally spilled the truth - they DID cure cancer, but they're hiding it from us!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (AcWfM)
Like that girl on the plane to Africa and her awesome AIDS joke/tweet.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (CG/r6)
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I'm certain it's like when he plainly and clearly stated that the Democrats had implemented the biggest vote fraud system ever known, or when he told the Michigan voters he didn't need their votes to win Michigan.
He wasn't talking about ending cancer. He was talking about the end of cancer as we currently know it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (r9lDC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (xTRSc)
Yeah, suuuuure. Decent human beings do not let their large, aggressive pet dog attack and bite their employees for months and months. Twice.
If Barnicle and others truly believe what they say about Joe, they've been conned by Con-Man Joe.
Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (AWCUa)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:54 PM (R38qh)
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Blue enclaves are really progressive? Okay. That has limited effects on the country as a whole.
I look forward to the unarmed blue states decide to try and invade the well-armed red states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (/iWhV)
As they should be. We endorse this 100%!
Posted by: A. Hitler, M. ZeDong, P. Pot, & F. Castro at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (TZ75n)
Hey CDC, so much for guns being a major health issue. If the 400 million guns in this country really were a problem, you'd be tripping over bodies every day.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Ever since they've made it into one of the primary planks of their platforms, they've lost every major fight, getting a majority of states to go constitutional carry while Americans purchase somewhere between 2.5 and 4 million guns...every month...of every year...for the past 7 years. It's been a steady increase since the late 90s when it was only about 600,000 per month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
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True, but they only need to win once. If it wasn't for Trump, the majority of the Supreme Court would be leftist twats and they'd be a 100% sure dead-bang lock to determine that the 2A doesn't mean what it says, and that the government can regulate or even ban guns.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (T9np3)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (7UDfe)
This. Dems only need to flip two seats on the Supreme Court, Thomas and Alito are of an age where they could die any day without it being surprising, and plenty here are sure that the Dem candidate is a shoe-in in 2024. And that doesn't even account for the various ways in which they are trying to squeeze supply. Or state-level efforts. Etc. Etc. They say they want to grab your guns, and you should damn well believe them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie "
So they are just going to change the name?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (AWCUa)
Didn’t Sinead become a Muzzie?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 01:56 PM (xTRSc)
The way Anne Heche became a carpet muncher.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:39 PM (RHGPo)
Someone is getting fat.
Posted by: javems at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (TZ75n)
Prolonged government approved and enforced (via threats to licenses) treatment - and outright bans on actual treatments - is the only option. I never would've believed it until I saw it with my own eyes, but we just witnessed it for ourselves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:51 PM (r9lDC)
This.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: MJ at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
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That's gonna be one interesting decree. Remember, that every attempt to confiscate guns in the English speaking world has led to massive, quiet resistance.
Estimates were that Australia's gun grab got 10% of that country's guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)
What they want is to make it more and more difficult and expensive to purchase and possess firearms. Fewer FFLs, higher fees, more restrictive rules about arcane modifications, and the knowledge about who owns what. Wholesale confiscation will never happen because it doesn't need to happen. They are content to take one gun at a time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
Last thing I want to do is stand before God and explain why I kept making fun of the Church.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (FAOo/)
A whole lot of the red state legislatures get their cues from those blue enclaves, whether you want to admit that or not.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Silent at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (CrU4U)
This. Dems only need to flip two seats on the Supreme Court, Thomas and Alito are of an age where they could die any day without it being surprising, and plenty here are sure that the Dem candidate is a shoe-in in 2024. And that doesn't even account for the various ways in which they are trying to squeeze supply. Or state-level efforts. Etc. Etc. They say they want to grab your guns, and you should damn well believe them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM (ppBhU)
Two seats? They only need to flip one seat. It'll go from 6-3 to 5-4, then Roberts will promptly side with the Dems to make it 4-5. Game over.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (/iWhV)
A whole lot of the red state legislatures get their cues from those blue enclaves, whether you want to admit that or not.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (R38qh)
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27 states are now constitutional carry. Is that because they were taking leads from CA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 26, 2023 01:52 PM (5iFFd)
Linking arms with you on this. Lost my brother in March to brain/lung/bone/kidney cancer. I've had it five times. It would be lovely if there were no more malignancies for anyone, but this is egregious in first the announcing of such a ridiculous thing, and then the subsequent coverup.
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM
So no 72 virgins then?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (GwxCX)
In other news, Shithead O’Connor is apparently mort.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2023 01:58 PM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Monument Men at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 01:59 PM (TZ75n)
There it is.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (AWCUa)
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Guess we get to do that nullification thingy everyone was so keen on this morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)
So, if you believe in omens that’s the place to be.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 01:49 PM (JTwsP)
If you want to eat a big flaming meteor like something out of Aftermath...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (/HDaX)
Like communist China. Democrats play the long game.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (TZ75n)
Was. And now she's standing outside the Pearly Gates, whilst JPII is talking to her through the bars, trying to explain to her the concept of the intercession of saints.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (+66bp)
I guess they didn't get the memo...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (MeG8a)
Estimates were that Australia's gun grab got 10% of that country's guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
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A chillingly high number IMO.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (OIifU)
One would hope that Gad has a really morbid sense of humor.
...or, at least I do.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (CG/r6)
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Having not read upthread, I'm going to try to guess who this is referring to. I've got it narrowed down to Sinead O'Connor, Amy Winehouse, Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus, Celine Dionne, Cher, Suzanne Vega, the chick from 10,000 Maniacs, k.d. lang, Karen Carpenter, Mama Cass, Tenille, or Tom Cruise. Am I close?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (zLLgI)
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Really.
Posted by: Bud Light Marketing Director
I'm going to nominate Dylan Mulvaney to be Time's
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (AcWfM)
Estimates were that Australia's gun grab got 10% of that country's guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
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A chillingly high number IMO.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (lCaJd)
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If America had similar numbers, that would leave about 360,000,000 guns in private hands. I think we saw similar efforts from something in Connecticut a while back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Miley
Ruth Bader-Meinhoff Ginsburg. 15 years post from original pancreatic cancer diagnosis.
Most people don't live a year. My B-i-L included.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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Or were denied treatment because they refused the clot shot. Or had there cancer aggressively breakout due to the mRNA jab?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Silent at July 26, 2023 02:00 PM (CrU4U)
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So they can rub our faces in it, and give our foreign enemies a good laugh.
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (kEjR6)
Posted by: Folger's at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (A0/af)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
No, that was just her career
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:01 PM (ENBF0)
*slow golfclap*
AJ has made this a thing for the past... nigh on 3 years.
Great commitment. Excellent follow through.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 02:04 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2023 02:04 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM (VMFAF)
Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 02:04 PM (PHmov)
They changed the transcript so their midwit followers in the media you Reichwinger conspiracy theorist he didn't say that look at the transcript!
Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (Jk9SN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (ppBhU)
One would hope that Gad has a really morbid sense of humor.
...or, at least I do.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (CG/r6)
The punchline is going to hell.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Moron Robbie "
Just in case no one else mentioned it upthread -
And I feel fine.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (qoGsy)
Like communist China. Democrats play the long game.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar
They better pray the country doesn't burn in the interim.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (2YtOq)
Having not read upthread, I'm going to try to guess who this is referring to. I've got it narrowed down to Sinead O'Connor, Amy Winehouse, Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus, Celine Dionne, Cher, Suzanne Vega, the chick from 10,000 Maniacs, k.d. lang, Karen Carpenter, Mama Cass, Tenille, or Tom Cruise. Am I close?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023
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This is supposed to be very recent, like today. Karen and Mama Cass passed a bunch of years ago, so they'd be out. Same for Amy, though not that long ago. The rest would all be in the running.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2023 02:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (0EOe9)
this is egregious in first the announcing of such a ridiculous thing, and then the subsequent coverup.
Posted by: Moki
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His silly promise to cure it was egregious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (rnrsF)
@390: "... plenty here are sure that the Dem candidate is a shoe-in in 2024."
Unlike 2020, there's no meaningful Democrat primary, so we won't be blessed with the constant drumbeat of activists calling for an expansion of the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (FAOo/)
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Well, he did give us the Dark Ages.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (lf83v)
yep I was only half joking
he did his usual "say the thing they told me never to say out loud" thing
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: dorcus blimline at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (zLLgI)
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You excluded fat Russell Crowe.
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (kEjR6)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: DanMan at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (DB6tu)
Quarter per cent interest rate hike.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM
fcuking perfect
by the time I'm able to move, the only thing I'll be able to afford is a 48' single-wide on an eighth of an acre at the corner of Rosa Parks & Martin Luther King Boulevards
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (5iFFd)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (63Dwl)
I even like the smell of gold.
Posted by: William Devane at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 02:02 PM
She didn't, but I did.
Posted by: zombie Sinead O'Connor's Career at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (87RFf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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Or were denied treatment because they refused the clot shot. Or had there cancer aggressively breakout due to the mRNA jab?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (17s+e)
Porque no los dos?? I had to take the shot for my cancer surgery. In my pre-op interview, the hospital "authority" said I had to wear a mask post surgery in my hospital room (ICU!!!) but thank goodness I had sane nurses working there. I only put it on when I left the hospital.
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Emily Litella at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)
Constitutional carry's spread across the red states is a wonderful achievement. But things can change. Yes, several of those 27 states do in fact take cues from CA legislature.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (ppBhU)
Drives me mad. As does the neurotic OCD focus on "gun safety".
Ladders and table saws are magnitudes more dangerous.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (c0fFG)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: Inogame at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:06 PM (lf83v)
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And potentially life threatening infections of the perinium.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
she was drunk and drowned in her bathtub
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 26, 2023
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Clot shot aggressively stimulating the system?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: amy schumer at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (c0fFG)
lol ok I was close!
maybe drink plus some prescription sleeping aids
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 02:10 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 01:57 PM (GwxCX)
I think it means he will be acquitted by a Delaware jury sometime next year.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 02:10 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM
Consider the bright side. The Dollar Stores, pawn shops, and payday lenders will be within walking distance.
Posted by: That Guy who says "Consider the bright side." at July 26, 2023 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Pfizer at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (g/ww7)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (brAQZ)
The shot destroys the immune system. The more shots and the worse off you are.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (YEWpz)
When I heard she dies in her tub, I was so afraid...
Thank God!
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
she was drunk and drowned in her bathtub
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:09 PM (geLO
Huh. I thought cranberries floated. Of course I thought wood would float too, but Natalie proved me wrong.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
More likely it sounds like she won the battle over mental health.
Too soon?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (AcWfM)
Wiki says that's false. She pulled a Whitney, drowned in the tub. Tox results showed "therapeutic" levels of prescription drugs, which were the only med bottles in the room.
BAL was .33, which would do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (+66bp)
It’s a perpetual war so maybe it’s good to be so pessimistic but IMO that just helps the other side keep going.
I like to think I can throw our victories in their face while still staying focused and not resting on our ‘laurels’.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: DOYLE at July 26, 2023 02:12 PM (Z8Yh2)
Violence is their solution/mechanism for World Piece to be realized.
Sounds like some other group I've heard of.
Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 02:12 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM (Xh7X1)
Violence is their solution/mechanism for World Piece to be realized.
Sounds like some other group I've heard of.
Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 02:12 PM (wsHtO)
As far as the leadership goes, the killing was always a huge part of the goal. They keep switching the reason they want to kill tons of people, but killing tons of people is constant.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM
Consider the bright side. The Dollar Stores, pawn shops, and payday lenders will be within walking distance.
Posted by: That Guy who says "Consider the bright side."
I'm 12.5 miles out of town. So a quick trip to the grocery store is 25 miles round trip. Three miles from the house in the middle of nowhere is guess what? A dollar general going in. We need a gas station. Not some meth head hangout.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: raimondo at July 26, 2023 01:26 PM (guGkK)
I assume that's not the real raimondo because that's actually funny. Well done, whoever.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 02:14 PM (nfrXX)
Her life choices were not mine, as mine not hers.
Such a waste of what could have been.
Such a familiar legacy.
Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 02:14 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM (17s+e)
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Just accept that we won this one!
/sarc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 26, 2023 02:14 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 02:14 PM (Jk9SN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:14 PM (FVME7)
Naked woman shoots at cars near the Bay Bridge toll plaza yesterday. More lawlessness and danger in the San Francisco Bay Area. Instagram user sent me the video.
https://tinyurl.com/28ueuv28
41 seconds
Language not safe for work, especially; incidental nudity -- nudity during an incident!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (xTRSc)
No need to keep banging that drum.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (+66bp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (IXZGh)
Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (R38qh)
I'm pretty sure St Peter will cut her some slack.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (c0fFG)
*no talks about me anymore*
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 26, 2023 02:13 PM
It helps to have been larger-than-life.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)
X-Tra. As in extra extra read all about it.
I wonder how it is pronounced in the Cyrillic and Greek.
In maths, its pronounced "chi"
The stylized X looks like it was looted from Microsoft Excel
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I actually did see the Carpenters in concert at Mershon Auditorium in 73 or 74. Honestly, her voice was magnificent.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM (qoGsy)
Next thing you know, the stenographer in court cases will be allowed to just type what they feel, not what was said.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM
We're Hardy resting on our Laurels.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Ironwood?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM (4Nep/)
Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM (e3uRK)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM (DcKNO)
Morningwood
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie "
So they are just going to change the name?
Posted by: fd
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Look up "turbo cancer" if you aren't aware yet. And Jewells45 touched on it in #460:
Miley, that thought has crossed my mind. The other thing is why are so many people getting cancer? It's almost overwhelming. Is it the food..water..drugs? I've never known so many people battling this disease.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
See also: Shingles outbreaks post-vaxxine
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM (VW7tl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (63Dwl)
This a tremendous boost for Bidenomics! Winning!
Posted by: Karine "Zero IQ" Jean-Pierre at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM (AMIL/)
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM
Back in the shell with you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM
Unless/until TJM renders a critical review and rating, I doubt many 'rons will click.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
https://tinyurl.com/3hxrjjaj
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (17s+e)
Most people don't live a year. My B-i-L included.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (FAOo/)
I've lost 3 friends from that. Goes fast.
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (G9zNL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 02:16 PM
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (FXDT5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (xTRSc)
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Morningwood
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:17 PM
Hide!
Posted by: Cabin Boys at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (krQz2)
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"Fresh" fish markets. If you're driving and see one of those, immediately lock your doors and evaluate your surroundings.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (VW7tl)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2023 02:11 PM (N39Ws)
Apparently, she was bogged down.
Posted by: tofer732 at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (W+1KM)
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM
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Holy shit.
They cling to power with Nosforatu-like hands.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (0EOe9)
Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.
And to think, we used to mock the Soviets for having incontinent old fossils running their country. Notice that Thune and Barasso immediately step in. They're next in line.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (eOEVl)
463 Poor Karen Carpenter. I’m still in mourning for her. Such a beautiful voice.
When most celebrities die my reaction is "Oh, that's too bad." When I heard Karen had passed, it felt like someone had kicked me in the stomach. Everyone was too cool in the 70's to admit they liked The Carpenters, but when Karen's voice was on the radio, everyone listened.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (CecP5)
Clearly, she took the 'right to bear arms' much further than intended.
Thought experiment - If a person is clearly deranged and shooting randomly on a highway, would you run her down if possible?
Survey says - "Yes!" (if retreat was very difficult or impossible)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: DOYLE at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (AMIL/)
We live longer, so more cancer.
That's why children and young athletes getting cancer is tragic but Jimmy Carter getting it is ho hum.
Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (e3uRK)
Why are news outlets saying Hunter has pled guilty "for the time being"? So, is this just a temporary state until the "reasonable prosecutors" can put together another hokey deal to which he can comfortably plead guilty? Like, maybe switching which wrist is slapped?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (lCaJd)
_________
*beep*
*beep*
Posted by: Mitch McConnell's Awaiting Wheelchair at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (wC9AU)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (FAOo/)
and when I'm wrong, it's because something went right
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM (FVME7)
How good does she look, naked?
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (CG/r6)
So she joined a cult whose prophet married a child.
That tracks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (ppBhU)
https://tinyurl.com/3ked8mhe
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (R38qh)
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (R38qh)
He blue screen of deathed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (aD39U)
One would hope that Gad has a really morbid sense of humor.
...or, at least I do.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2023 02:03 PM (CG/r6)
Frankly, I believe that God agrees that The Church as we know it is a joke.
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (f1Vqw)
https://tinyurl.com/3yuvsh8s
That's awesome. Beautiful dog though. Too bad that he's neurotic and/or poorly trained.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (nfrXX)
I might be so startled that I accidentally hit her with my car, yes
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 26, 2023 02:18 PM (G9zNL)
I should post the link to Ricky Gervais doing his bit about when people say they'll pray for someone who has cancer.
People can find it if they want though. Some would no doubt be offended.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (+66bp)
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (f1Vqw)
Concur.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (BdMk6)
https://tinyurl.com/3ked8mhe
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (R38qh)
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That motherfuck--that motherfucker ain't real!
He's not real!
Posted by: Chick on Plane at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Mitch McConnell's brain completely stopped working during a statement. They had to walk his old broken body away from the podium because he completely locked up. His shuffle doesn't look good either.
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM (R38qh)
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Wow. Do we have to keep people older than rocks at the head of everything?
Posted by: jc at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Well, as long as dignity and decorum are maintained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM
Depends. Am I transporting a minicomputer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (lf83v)
nood hunter
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (DcKNO)
So she joined a cult whose prophet married a child.
That tracks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM
LULZ
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (GwxCX)
I'd Hit It.
Posted by: Darryl Brooks at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (CG/r6)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (us2H3)
Before the clot shots, I think it was just better detection and "They didn't die of anything else first".
After? Who knows. Maybe it's just the same, maybe the clot-shots are actually cancer-shots.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (ou9hh)
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Black or white chick?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (VW7tl)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM
That looks like a stroke to me.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM (CecP5)
I might be so startled that I accidentally hit her with my car, yes
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO
I was ducking under the dashboard dodging bullets officer and I guess I plowed into the stupid bitch.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
They poured the foundation and parking lot within a week. No underground tanks. Don't think we're getting any pumps.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 02:24 PM (FAOo/)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM (5iFFd)
I've heard it said that the shot has lowered the body's natural resistance to cancer, and that these new cancers are very fast.
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:20 PM
This is not the hill to die on.
Posted by: GOPe at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 02:15 PM
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Holy shit.
They cling to power with Nosforatu-like hands.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 02:19 PM (DcKNO)
Diane Fiendstein is prolly peeing her diaper, laughing at that.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (+66bp)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 02:23 PM
No yellow!
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:21 PM (f1Vqw)
Concur.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2023 02:22 PM (gmo/4)
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Would not be surprised.
Luckily in all our shenanigans we can look to Nineveh. God had mercy on the Ninivites because they did not know what they were doing.
God's grace extends all the more to people who have "kissed the Son".
And "grace" is not just a simple attribute, btw. It's an overall assessment of character. When we talk about the Lord's "grace" we speak of his "charisma", his compelling total personality that makes you want to be with him.
Posted by: Chick on Plane at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (krQz2)
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I pass one of those on a route I have to travel frequently. It's a great store, and out in a rural area so the place is clean and friendly. I like stopping there when I'm on the road.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (VW7tl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 02:25 PM (Q4IgG)
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Different strokes...
Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2023 02:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Hunter Biden's plea deal is back on... surprising absolutely no thinking person at all.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger
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"Biden legal team now agrees DOJ could later charge Biden on unrelated issues."
So it's some altered deal, not THE deal.
Still, "no reasonable prosecutor" would file charges, I'm sure.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 02:27 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 02:07 PM
Supposedly a quarter of a million people are living off-grid in the Arizona desert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBxh33Nv-BY&t=572s
Posted by: Miley, the duchess at July 26, 2023 02:28 PM (f1Vqw)
https://tinyurl.com/2sfmkp3m
Posted by: bonhomme
Ooh that was bad. To have to have Barrasso hold his arm and lead him away is not a good look along with the shuffle. Another good reason for term limits. Anyone seen Dianne being wheeled around?
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 02:29 PM (oiNtH)
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