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Biden Moves His Campaign Headquarters To... His Actual Home In Delaware
Why not just be more honest and move it to an adult care facility?
'Why not just be more honest and move it to an adult care facility?' In a way, every adult care facility is a Democratic campaign facility. Posted by: Democrat party voter outreach and harvesting teamAh yes. Correct. His excuse for campaigning from his literal basement this time is that he wants to stress how home and family oriented he is. You misspelled "I need to have a bed and my private doctor within falling distance at all times."
President Joe Biden will make his longtime residence of Wilmington, Del., the headquarters of his 2024 campaign, he announced Tuesday. "My family's values, my eternal optimism and my unwavering belief in the American middle class as our nation's backbone comes from my home -- from Delaware," Biden said in a statement. "That's why there is no better place for our reelection campaign to have its headquarters."The Daily Caller notes that Biden's Puppeteers are making a lot of changes to protect the frail, corrupt, baby-nibbling man from falling and killing himself.
President Joe Biden has recently changed up his airplane staircase routine, forgoing the regular, larger steps for retractable, shorter ones. The staircase change began earlier in 2023, with the president more frequently using the 14 steps at the back of the plane that are closer to the ground, Politico reported Wednesday. The apparent change coincides with the president slipping several times on the stairs and taking a massive tumble at the Air Force Academy ceremony. The 80-year-old president has also made a "concession" to wearing sneakers for comfort, according to the outlet, and has skipped several late-night formal dinners during international trips.Cancelling formal dinners with world leaders is a big red flag. The man cannot stay up past 6pm without the aid of dangerous levels of stimulants.
Okay, so that's the Official Regime Lie. What is the non-Regime-Approved Truth?
The president and his aides have defended the public's concerns about Biden's mental state and physical abilities throughout his administration. On the use of the lower Air Force One stairs, the White House said the choice of steps is based on a multitude of factors, including bad weather calls, according to Politico. "There are a series of factors that go into the logistical decision-making on this, including weather, what kind of airport we're landing at and whether there is a formal greeting planned for the tarmac where we expect that press will want an official photo at the bottom of the tall stairs," an unnamed White House official told the outlet. "There's not one hard and fast rule -- it is a decision made on a variety of factors in a wide range of settings and circumstances."
Biden, as you probably know, has taken the more days of Basement Hiding -- I mean, "vacation" -- than any other man to hold the presidency.
... Two anonymous Biden advisers said the shift to the smaller steps was an intentional decision for easier travel and to limit the possibility of missteps, Politico reported. Bloomberg's Justin Sink asked White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in late June what was "going on" with Biden's staircase use and if the president has any "mobility problems." "I don't have any decision process to walk through. I'm sure there's a protocol that's used for the -- for Air Force One. I just don't have one," Jean-Pierre responded. On Biden's increased use of sneakers, one person close to the president told Politico that Biden used to "resist" wearing the comfort shoes out of concern about looking unpresidential, but that he has eased into wearing the shoes more often. The White House revealed Biden uses a CPAP machine in his sleep to aid his sleep apnea condition after lines were spotted on the president's face.
The Republican National Committee is dutifully charting how many vacation days that President Biden has taken during his time in the White House. Here are the latest numbers: "As of July 7, 2023, Biden has spent 352 days -- 39.2% of his presidency -- on vacation. Biden's vacation habit still outpaces virtually every other president in modern history," the committee said in a written report shared with Inside the Beltway. The president's most recent stay in Delaware over the weekend marked Mr. Biden's 74th trip to Delaware since taking office -- his most frequent destination as president, the committee said.And now he'll be campaigning from home as well.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 20, 2023 01:11 PM (+30WI)
Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2023 01:12 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:12 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2023 01:13 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Joey Sausage at July 20, 2023 01:14 PM (or2+y)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: John Carter at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)
That's a fair sign of how inessential the president is in our current form of government by cabal.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (ppBhU)
Losing Hunter's coke is hitting Joe hard.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (aD39U)
Also, he is a liability. World leaders must be talking about how senile he is in one to one conversation.
Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (1Ad6o)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Joey Sausage at July 20, 2023
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And his dog jumping on his lap and jarring the camera and teleprompter loose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (J2vNu)
That's a fair sign of how inessential the president is in our current form of government by cabal.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (ppBhU)
But he's so vigorous and vital.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)
No need to campaign at all.
Posted by: Shamika Quotani M'fumo at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (AcWfM)
You misspelled "I need to have a bed and my private doctor within falling distance at all time."
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He could have that on the road. Hell, he probably *does* have that on that road.
The real risk is that somebody sees it. Easier to keep it hidden at home.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 20, 2023 01:13 PM (nXhwP)
and Hunter's cocaine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (aD39U)
........
as long as he's not wanking it on Zoom calls
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (rH1KZ)
why don't they just put one of those on Air Force One
they already are having him wear "hospital patient shoes"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (B1FKF)
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Careful what you wish for. You know he's fond of skinny-dipping...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (NpAcC)
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Something tells me that Biden's house in Delaware isn't a 3/2, 1,500-2,000 square foot basement ranch on 0.25-0.33 acres on a suburban street.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (oHd/0)
Normally the IRS is quite strict about this, but they'll let it slide for the Bidens. After all, the coke, hookers, and sex club dues are deductible of for business, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)
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He'd look great -- and natural -- in that Hannibal Lecter straight-jacket & mask complete with handtruck cart:
https://is.gd/XfYwWG
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (6wenc)
In a way, every adult care facility is a Democratic campaign facility.
Posted by: Democrat party voter outreach and harvesting team at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (UnwOD)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (krqg6)
Christ, what ever you do, don't feed him a turkey sammich for lunch. He won't make it past 2 PM!!!
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:15 PM (B1FKF)
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Careful what you wish for. You know he's fond of skinny-dipping...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (YIVH2)
President Cumala...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (ynpvh)
kind of stinky
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (AcWfM)
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DogEater hardest hit.
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (6wenc)
No need to campaign at all.
Posted by: Shamika Quotani M'fumo at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (MeG8a)
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"Pallets of Ballots" sounds like a Dr. Seuss book about elections in Whoville...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (jzzG8)
Can't have video of Joe nodding off in front of world leaders, can we?
Well, not leaders Joe respects anyway.
Posted by: Isaac Herzog at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (N39Ws)
No need to campaign at all.
Posted by: Shamika Quotani M'fumo at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (MeG8a)
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"Pallets of Ballots" sounds like a Dr. Seuss book about elections in Whoville...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (YIVH2)
that would be a fun read...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (JNTt1)
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#DiplomaticExcellence
I wonder what his counterparties at these international events thing. They know he isn't in charge. They're talking to whatever factional head was able to jockey for position that time around and pretending that Biden is a real boy. It's gotta be pretty humiliating to be in charge of an outlying province but still having to kiss the ring of the decrepit, demented old emperor and help him keep up appearances.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (H8Ewh)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: I can see him collapsed on the front porch now at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (sh1GZ)
The lines were spotted in an AFTERNOON appearance, so either
- he is sleeping till noon with the machine, or
- It was an O2 mask to try to get his rotting brain through the day
Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (1Ad6o)
https://is.gd/XfYwWG
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (6wenc)
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I think that calls for a J.J. Sefton Morning Report Photoshop...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (H8Ewh)
Embrace the power of AND?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 20, 2023 01:17 PM (rH1KZ)
And I'll bet that Hunter is suddenly a PAID Campaign consultant.
Biden family... corrupt... follow the money.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (oHd/0)
-2019
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (AMIL/)
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No, they've defended the *president* against those concerns.
They've *dismissed* the public's concerns.
Does this person even journalism?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (t0OGg)
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#DiplomaticExcellence
I wonder what his counterparties at these international events thing. They know he isn't in charge. They're talking to whatever factional head was able to jockey for position that time around and pretending that Biden is a real boy. It's gotta be pretty humiliating to be in charge of an outlying province but still having to kiss the ring of the decrepit, demented old emperor and help him keep up appearances.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)
I guess there's something to be said for the regular civil wars of the Romans.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (eYoxG)
If I was still in the middle class, I'd ask for a different organ simile. Maybe the liver.
Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (MvF+J)
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BREAKING: HazMat Team Finds 10 Kilos of Cocaine in Biden's Basement. Secret Service Clueless ... Developing.
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (6wenc)
@townhallcom 4m
BIDEN: "How many time you read in inflat—that a recession's comin'? They'ven wall street today said no you'll don't say resheck comin' now!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (jzzG8)
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"He's do decrepit and inconsistent that we play it by ear."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (HfNu5)
They are trying to increase their Family 'Value'.... 10% at a time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 01:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023
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For about twenty minutes after he gets up in the morning. After that, his snores are vigorous, not him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 20, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: The Babylon Bee at July 20, 2023 01:21 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: The Babylon Bee at July 20, 2023 01:21 PM (BsqVB)
That's some movement from Biden.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 01:21 PM (ynpvh)
[BANG!!!]
Posted by: Mr. Memory at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (SYTee)
In Defense of Naked Joe Biden
The Atlantic
The political press is tittering over the idea of the vice president skinny-dipping—and missing the real news in a forthcoming book on his Secret Service detail.
https://tinyurl.com/5ajjtjm8
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (HfNu5)
He values his "family time" in the shower with his daughter.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (bNf8H)
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Those marks were seen in the middle of the day, IIRC.
So he's sleeping in the middle of the day to gain strength for afternoon/evening engagements, or it ain't a CPAP. Either is possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
I'm guessing 10% of that will be squirreled away in FJB's mattress for "The Big Guy."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (YIVH2)
There might be financial/tax benefits for him to do that too. It's a write-off, Jerry.
Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (MvF+J)
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At least this is calm time in world and national history, when not much is going on and there aren't any serious problems to tackle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (buptu)
https://is.gd/XfYwWG
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023
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"By the way . . . love your hair."
Posted by: Muzzled Biden, to Little Girl in Crowd at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (J2vNu)
So he's sleeping in the middle of the day to gain strength for afternoon/evening engagements, or it ain't a CPAP. Either is possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
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Or he likes to roam around his house pretending he's Bane from The Dark Knight Rises...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joey Sausage at July 20, 2023
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"Hunter?!?!? Can you spare a square?"
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:24 PM (6wenc)
Posted by: Archer
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I'm not quite 60 yet, and I don't eat them for lunch during the work week because I'm out cold 30 minutes later.
Posted by: truth, you speak it at July 20, 2023 01:24 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2023 01:24 PM (FQieu)
Velcro I'm sure... He could trip on shoe laces
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:24 PM (bs+z0)
with Eternal Optimism!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (AcWfM)
Like a child!
Or a dementia patient... who cusses out his underlings.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:25 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: The Babylon Bee at July 20, 2023
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That's some movement from Biden.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023
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Oh, he's known for other movements. Say, about half an hour after lunch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 20, 2023 01:25 PM (J2vNu)
I think my marker's on he dies right before the election for the plausible sympathy vote/fraud margin.
Posted by: Iris at July 20, 2023 01:25 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (bs+z0)
In a way, every adult care facility is a Democratic campaign facility.
Posted by: Democrat party voter outreach and harvesting team
This is very true.
Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Iris at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
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If you're suggesting that we like to engage in a little light bondage play after lunch, I'll not comment.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (+30WI)
'I think my marker's on he dies right before the election'
Way to make me look forward to the election.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (UnwOD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
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Commenter quote added to beginning of post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (glltT)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (gmo/4)
But I think I saw he's raking in record "donations" WTF?
I don't know how this isn't all falling apart-- the amount of effort they are expending to prop him up.
Not just his staff, but the entire government and media are expending thousands of manhours every day to hide all this from the public
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (buptu)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (Keyt1)
"I don't have any decision process to walk through. I'm sure there's a protocol that's used for the -- for Air Force One. I just don't have one," Jean-Pierre responded.
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Decision process...
Biden Aides: "OMG THE BASTARD IS FALLING UP THE STAIRS"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (lCaJd)
The real risk is that somebody sees it. Easier to keep it hidden at home.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:16 PM (t0OGg)
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Couldn't they just build a fake replica of his Delaware Basement (complete with radiator and attached handcuffs), like they did a fake replica of the Oval Office, for him?
/No way he'd notice the difference ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:28 PM (6wenc)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (sWM8x)
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Everything says that he is.
Everything says that he's only getting token opposition and a whisper campaign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at July 20, 2023 01:26 PM (sh1GZ)
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No, I'm suggested that a reasonable alternative explanation would be that he's getting some sort of zoom-juice via nebulizer or similar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)
He did this in the 2020 campaign as I recall.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:28 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:28 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)
Pure oxygen usually perks you up, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (zZu0s)
But I think I saw he's raking in record "donations" WTF?
I don't know how this isn't all falling apart-- the amount of effort they are expending to prop him up.
Not just his staff, but the entire government and media are expending thousands of manhours every day to hide all this from the public
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (buptu)
1. Don't need campaign staff.
2. Bribes are expensive and there are a lot of rich people and orgs invested in Biden.
3. The effort is what keeps it going isn't it?
4. Well it's in their interests to do so. Far as they're concerned it's a profit.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (eYoxG)
"Are these eggs digestible?! Last time I at in this country I had heartburn for a week!"
Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (1Ad6o)
Look forward to the toilet flush in the background of his campaign speech.
Posted by: Joey Sausage
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How about Jill showering?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (EqGwf)
https://tinyurl.com/yc3p6fd8
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (MFZ8i)
He's completely obedient to the junta bosses, and/or China ... and all others that have a ton of kompromat on the Biden Crime family.
But at the moment it doesn't matter if the people are informed of his crimes, there will be no prosecution (if he obeys).
Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (Cus5s)
In a way, every adult care facility is a Democratic campaign facility.
Posted by: Democrat party voter outreach and harvesting team at July 20, 2023 01:18 PM (UnwOD)
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Even after they've been used to prematurely thin the herd IYKWIMAITYD ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:30 PM (6wenc)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0)
They love me *that* much more than every other democrat.
Posted by: President Shitpants at July 20, 2023 01:30 PM (UnwOD)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 01:30 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:30 PM (B1FKF)
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"He's do decrepit and inconsistent that we play it by ear."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20,
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I love the "depends what airport" bullshit part of that statement.
Like you know if there isn't enough tarmac left where we park AF1 sometimes we have to use the booster stairs.
I'm sure AF1 has some tricks up her sleeves ABC can land and take off in some crazy short distance but they are never landing that plane on anything short of a major airport runway.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2023 01:31 PM (50pqo)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 01:31 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 01:31 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 01:31 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Brando at July 20, 2023 01:31 PM (KP1v1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
5. They are a coalition of warring factions. That is how he got picked in 2020 -- he was the only one tolerable to all factions.
There is no replacement who does not piss of one of he "families" who might then start a war.
Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 20, 2023 01:31 PM (1Ad6o)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:32 PM (B1FKF)
I don't know how this isn't all falling apart-- the amount of effort they are expending to prop him up.
Not just his staff, but the entire government and media are expending thousands of manhours every day to hide all this from the public
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Lying is easy. The effort is all in designing the election theft. Tremendous leverage there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:32 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 20, 2023 01:32 PM (+30WI)
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No problem bro . . . been doin' shit like this for decades, we got it down to a science
Posted by: the entire government and media at July 20, 2023 01:32 PM (sh1GZ)
No campaign stops.
No dueling rallies in swing states.
No side-by-side images of empty chairs vs. standing room only.
No "where's Joe?"
Nice little trick, eh?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2023 01:32 PM (buptu)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)
This tinge the grift gets to work threefold. Charge rent to the government, user campaign cash to pay for everything in the house, white everything off on taxes.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (IQE+q)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:29 PM (lCaJd)
Joey, come and Loofah my stretch marks.
- Dr. Jill All wet and Soapy in the Shower
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TexasDan
I suspect they have a plane just to carry the stairs for AF1.
Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (1Ad6o)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (JNTt1)
How many democrats are just going to stay home and "campaign" now?
Posted by: Brando
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You mean like in a hereditary monarchy, that style of government we went to war to escape?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (tV+o1)
Posted by: Visiting Angels at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (etaDB)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (HfNu5)
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He reported around $29 million for the quarter, but eleven million of that came from the DNC.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (sWM8x)
On Golden Pond
Posted by: I can see him collapsed on the front porch now at July 20, 2023 01:19 PM (sh1GZ)
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Heh.
Out: Driving Miss Daisy [h/t The Wifey].
In: Driving Us Crazy.
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (6wenc)
Copyright date in corner says 2023. They're desperate.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 01:34 PM (qtpCP)
They've got a lot of practice. All of DC is a massive edifice of lies.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2023 01:34 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (YIVH2)
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Heh. Seconded!
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:34 PM (6wenc)
Posted by: Every Black Woman in Government at July 20, 2023 01:34 PM (gqxmn)
They're already in the White House. Anyone here doubt the Executive office is the campaign staff?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (50pqo)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 20, 2023 01:33 PM (JNTt1)
I'm sticking with the simplest explanation being the most likely. They've gotten everything they wanted with Biden so no need to change horses. He will run and win in '24. There will be no machinations or political engineering to remove him before or after. He will remain president until he dies or his term ends, whichever comes first.
It's as simple as that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: RebeccaH at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (JI6AV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (Q4IgG)
No going out in public without private security if you're an elected democrat anything.
Does Biden wear diapers? Depends.
Posted by: Auspex at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: gnats local 678
My grandpa had multiple strokes before he died and could still speak more coherently than Biden.
Posted by: Brando at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (KP1v1)
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"Campaigning"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
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He'll stick a "Biden '24" sign in his yard and call it good. 100 million votes, guaranteed.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (XeHMZ)
In a way, every adult care facility is a Democratic campaign facility.
Posted by: Democrat party voter outreach and harvesting team
This is very true.
Posted by: ace
Diane Feinstein has entered the chat.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 20, 2023 01:36 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:36 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
You know what is really interesting is that Dawn dish washing soap smells vaguely of coriander.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:27 PM (gmo/4)
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Attorney Daniel Sheehan has told the Senate Intelligence Committee that a spacecraft, allegedly in US custody, is capable of distorting space-time, indicating a potential government cover-up regarding extraterrestrial encounters.
He described a purported recovery operation of a saucer about 30 feet in diameter, partially lodged in the earth. The craft exhibited astounding characteristics. “A bulldozer was attempted to extricate it, and it assumed a cake slice shape, suggestive of its construction, someone was directed to enter the craft,” leading to an enormous surprise. “Upon entering, the man discovered an interior as vast as a football stadium.”
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:36 PM (B1FKF)
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Any who are running for office against a Dem should be doubly-careful....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (YIVH2)
It's as simple as that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (KbCG3)
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We're in the middle of what amounts to a whisper campaign against Biden by some other power centers within the Democrat Party, hoping that they convince him to resign in shame, but Biden has no shame. He'll just outlast, like he did all of controversies of his campaign in 2020, and rely on the DNC and the media to back him to the hilt while several major population centers fortify the election for him.
Seriously, who thinks Biden has shame?
The only way they get rid of him is killing him. If they really wanted to beat him into losing the primary by any way would be to actually announce some primary candidates that had a chance and support of the other factions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
It's gotta be pretty humiliating to be in charge of an outlying province but still having to kiss the ring of the decrepit, demented old emperor and help him keep up appearances.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I wish one of them would drop the pretense and just stare at him when he rambles and snoozes. The way Sergei Lavrov grinned at Hillary and told her her stupid button said "Overcharge."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (lCaJd)
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A final state visit to Canada.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (krqg6)
https://tinyurl.com/3ezdcje7
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Another Trump indictment in the works.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at
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Her main concern is that Hunter likes to bone his dead relatives widows.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (50pqo)
Posted by: Joey Sausage
.......
Captain Splatter has to be close to that thing. The WH bathroom is too far away.
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (DcKNO)
This is about the fundraising apparatus, whose employees are his family members. That office will exist to collect and catalogue bribes, and divvy up the next spoils to be stripped from this country's rotting corpse.
All of that is easier if Hunter and James and Jill can live in the campaign HQ without raising eyebrows.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (MFZ8i)
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Has anyone seen my TARDIS?
Posted by: The Doctor at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (YIVH2)
The Ds/MSM will try to make it about Trump. It's important that non- cucks/rinos do not take the bait.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Official Biden Family Portrait at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Muzzled Biden, to Little Girl in Crowd at July 20, 2023 01:23 PM (J2vNu)
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Well-played and -socked, Wolfus!
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (6wenc)
If they really wanted to beat him into losing the primary by any way would be to actually announce some primary candidates that had a chance and support of the other factions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
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They could always rig the primaries. They have experience with election interference. I'm not even being snarky.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:39 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 20, 2023 01:36 PM (2YtOq)
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Woodrow Wilson 2.0
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:39 PM (MFZ8i)
He described a purported recovery operation of a saucer about 30 feet in diameter, partially lodged in the earth. The craft exhibited astounding characteristics. “A bulldozer was attempted to extricate it, and it assumed a cake slice shape, suggestive of its construction, someone was directed to enter the craft,” leading to an enormous surprise. “Upon entering, the man discovered an interior as vast as a football stadium.”
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (MFZ8i)
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Operation Blue Beam:
tinyurl.com/2fxjtzvm
(Twitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 20, 2023 01:39 PM (+30WI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (oINRc)
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Not to mention the outlandish rent he can charge to the campaign.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)
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Rest assured, that Jill, and every Biden worth the name is busily putting hands on cash and burying it as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Its worth poking around in the back yards of their vacation homes at July 20, 2023 01:39 PM (sh1GZ)
Seriously, who thinks Biden has shame?
The only way they get rid of him is killing him. If they really wanted to beat him into losing the primary by any way would be to actually announce some primary candidates that had a chance and support of the other factions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
I mean, there's a reason why he smirks when he's confronted with facts that paint him and his ilk as the criminal turds that they are.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (Ofu2c)
Posted by: Stripper baby at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (2YtOq)
https://is.gd/g8SbV8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)
I think my marker's on he dies right before the election for the plausible sympathy vote/fraud margin.
Posted by: Iris at July 20, 2023 01:25 PM (NaH5I)
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Biden Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (6wenc)
The docs must be trying to prevent all movement of his feet in the shoes. Or maybe he's simply trying to look like an Italian playboy.
https://tinyurl.com/bdf3mmcu
https://tinyurl.com/43y9uay2
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (B1FKF)
Now the government has Joe doing that all the time and he's President.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (cMXNt)
Oh well, can't win 'em all.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (nRMeC)
Grassley just released the Biden 1023.
https://tinyurl.com/3ezdcje7
Posted by: JackStraw
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YAYYYY. I've been pestering you about that thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 01:41 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I started writing something like that on a long ago ONT but it was midnight and no one noticed, or probably it just sucked. It sort of fell apart when I couldn't find a good rhyme for Atlanta.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 20, 2023 01:41 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2023 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
No way. He'd never agree to it, and the Dems would never allow the stain of that public shitshow to hang over the 2024 election. If Biden is going to voluntarily go out, it will be due to health reasons. He won't, because he's a narcissist, so he'll stay in office as long as he can. The Dems may encourage and prod him to step down, but they have no leverage, and they're basically getting what they want out of him, so he'll stay.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 01:41 PM (qtpCP)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (tV+o1)
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (MFZ8i)
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Has anyone seen my TARDIS?
Posted by: The Doctor at July 20, 2023 01:38 PM (YIVH2)
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I made that same joke two weeks ago but nobody paid any attention.
Obviously not many Doctor Who (pre-wokeness) fans in here.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (MFZ8i)
In fact, I'd prefer Biden take a permanent vacation.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (XMwZJ)
It's accepted because it's Joe.
What matters is if Joe falls and can't get up, not if the rest of the country does.
Posted by: old chick at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (sOete)
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Introducing the "auto-pen."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (Q4IgG)
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So you're saying the Tardis wasn't an original idea?
Posted by: missing the point is an art form at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Christopher Wray at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
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Like I proposed the other week. The Deep State will kill him. Marine One will go down killing all on board or perhaps they will have an assassination with a have a MAGA patsy.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (cMXNt)
https://is.gd/g8SbV8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)
.......
Is she going to eat all that?
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (5e0cQ)
It scans
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 01:41 PM (BsqVB)
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* And Fake Election has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (6wenc)
Now the government has Joe doing that all the time and he's President.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (cMXNt)
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Wait until they start loading him onto the "short plane."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (B1FKF)
Both Pozharsky and Zlochevsky separately referred to Hunter as "stupid."
"Zlochevsky made some comment that although Hunter Biden was stupid, and his (Zlochevsky's) dog was smarter," Zlochevsky needed to keep hunter Biden (on the board) so everything will be okay."
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)
No way. He'd never agree to it, and the Dems would never allow the stain of that public shitshow to hang over the 2024 election. If Biden is going to voluntarily go out, it will be due to health reasons. He won't, because he's a narcissist, so he'll stay in office as long as he can. The Dems may encourage and prod him to step down, but they have no leverage, and they're basically getting what they want out of him, so he'll stay.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 01:41 PM (qtpCP)
They can't even rid themselves of the corpse of Feinstein. They're going to push out the president? Hahaha.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (HfNu5)
there's a war going on, right now
a civil war
an info war
interesting
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (z3WCn)
"Because I have acquired a hell of a lot of wisdom," Biden said. "I know more than the vast majority of people. I’m more experienced than anybody who has ever run for the office and I think I've proven myself to be honorable as well as also effective."
No really, he said this shit
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (geLO8)
But the Brandons are the people in that movie, if people in Xenia had millions of dollars.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Shma-shmanta
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (CIS44)
Not just his staff, but the entire government and media are expending thousands of manhours every day to hide all this from the public
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Factional warfare among the Dems--they are propping him up to keep from the internal fights over money and power starting. Each faction is afraid of losing out when that starts so the default is to prop Joe up for as long as it takes. Soviets did the same thing starting with Brezhnev.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (wRZUz)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 01:44 PM (qtpCP)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (BhqnE)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (cMXNt)
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Nah. It'll be trivially easy to make it look like an accident or natural causes. He's had brain aneurisms in the past, after all.
Then he can be mourned as a man who gave his all to lead America into the glorious future, comrade. They'll pack him up in a special coffin like Lenin and people will be able to visit him lying in state in the Capitol building for years/decades to come.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (xcxpd)
https://is.gd/g8SbV8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)
.......
She looks like the Lume lady's prettier sister. And prettier is a relative term.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (5e0cQ)
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 01:43 PM (5e0cQ)
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It's such a fact of life now that it's baked into the cake without a second thought ... sadly.
I remember El Rushbo hypothesizing a number of years back that it wasn't the D Party controlling the MDM-MSM, but had switched to being the other way around.
I was dubious at the time, but of course El Rushbo was prophetic as always ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (6wenc)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at
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Her main concern is that Hunter likes to bone his dead relatives widows.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (50pqo)
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Not trying to ruin anyone's lunch but when do you suppose the last time she and Creepy Joe had sex and did he force her to wear a diaper so he could get it up? #pedophile
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (MFZ8i)
This means the FBI has information that would prove the point of calls that Trump made and were used to impeach him. The FBI could have cleared Trump if the impeachment but stood down.
Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
The Party will minimize the humiliation factor. If the factions agree to be rid of him, they'll just off him. No big, drawn-out humiliation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
worse than Jr was - we all thought he had brain damage tbh. I thought he did.
so yeah he is kind of "dumb" in certain ways but I really do think that's from the accident (in part anyway). his mom wasn't dumb at all, poor lady.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (AcWfM)
Look at this stage. It's 15 feet wide AT THE MOST. There's a lectern and two sets of stairs with large handrails demarking each. It takes Biden several seconds of looking around in total confusion before he figures out where to exit the stage.
https://tinyurl.com/2b6wv8kd
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (0N1h0)
I was dubious at the time, but of course El Rushbo was prophetic as always ...
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BTW, should have included "Deep State" with "D Party" -- but of course, I repeat myself.
Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (6wenc)
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Time to start the Dr. Who Cup!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (EqGwf)
The Party will minimize the humiliation factor. If the factions agree to be rid of him, they'll just off him. No big, drawn-out humiliation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
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Occam's Razor:
He's president in his first term. Presidents run for second terms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
How many of you are old enough to remember this historic event? If you are, your family was gathered together in the living room watching your black-and-white television set, riveted by the ghostly images on the screen, and proud as can be of what America and humanity had accomplished!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (CgVac)
That's a moderately nice house. That's a low end jet. That's barely a decent retirement.
They sell us out for fucking peanuts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (9UlRk)
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Because of his decades of experience in the oil and gas indust . . . um, never mind.
Posted by: Liberal Mongoloid, Esq. at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:37 PM (lCaJd)
To be fair, Hillary was overcharged by the Russians
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (xhaym)
https://is.gd/g8SbV8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)
That's a big rack
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Joe's Cute Nurse at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (T0tUU)
Do they all follow a President on trips?
Posted by: Goatweed at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (0Q/6W)
I am certain this has other tax and legal advantages also.
"You can't serve a subpoena on my campaign HQ!" Or some shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (slgIg)
Then they bounce Biden with the 25th about one month into his second term.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (XMwZJ)
--Don't try too much levity before evening. The day peeps are too serious and late night is too quiet. ONTs and the weekend are best for that. I don't know why I'm even in the comments right now.
Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (Ofu2c)
He's president in his first term. Presidents run for second terms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
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Right, which is why my assumption has been that unless he dies, he's going to "run" again. And if he runs again, he will probably "win" again, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
Presidential Cover-Up (Please, for God's sake) - a limerick
In defense of naked Joe Biden
The images ain't all that excitin'
Between liver spots and saggy sack
And stretchmarks up and down his back
I frankly wish there's more that he was hidin'
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (kXYt5)
If they're not serving Malt-o-Meal, I'm not coming!
*stamps foot*
*shits pant*
*falls down*
*laments Beau's heroic, untimely death at Valley Forge*
*in a barely audible whisper, rasps:*
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (ppBhU)
How many of you are old enough to remember this historic event? If you are, your family was gathered together in the living room watching your black-and-white television set, riveted by the ghostly images on the screen, and proud as can be of what America and humanity had accomplished!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (CgVac)
A true confession, I was watching on our 12" B&W TV as this was happening and I couldn't make out what I was seeing. It was all shadows and fuzz. So I watched it, without really seeing it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (FlyF4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (bs+z0)
Lots of money to be made from campaign contributions that is legal before or if he bails or reaches infantile stage.
He's at toddler stage dementia now.
Posted by: Auspex at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (j4U/Z)
Then he can be mourned ...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (YIVH2)
In the Oval Office with a leaked memo of "Evidence against the Clintons"
Posted by: CLUE - Politics Edition! at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (nRMeC)
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Your point is that "he" won't be campaigning at all, or at least as little as possible. And I think it's undeniable.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 01:49 PM (M1UiX)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 20, 2023 01:42 PM (XMwZJ)
--Don't try too much levity before evening. The day peeps are too serious and late night is too quiet. ONTs and the weekend are best for that. I don't know why I'm even in the comments right now.
Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (Ofu2c)
Night shift and day shift are quite unique.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (KbCG3)
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2 Non gay white men on a Dem ticket? Les than zero chance this happens.
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (BhqnE)
Why? It's not like they're not getting what they want now. Biden is either sympathetic to their cause, or a vegetable, in which case they run the show. Why would the Deep State mess with a good thing?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (qtpCP)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
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Listen, Biden campaigning from his basement in 2020 was "plausible" to win, but Biden campaigning from his basement as president in 2024 is not "plausible" to win. They HAVE to replace him!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
And he's hired almost no campaign staff.
But I think I saw he's raking in record "donations" WTF?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
The donations are made by the usual suspects regardless. The article I read said it's hard to have paid or otherwise staff want to move to DE for a year.
He really thinks the MSM is going to pull him thru. They will try valiantly and the cheat will occur. But Covid non-campaignibg and visible can't walk campaigning are two different animals.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (JkCto)
https://tinyurl.com/2b6wv8kd
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (0N1h0)
"Ace Of Spades commenter POUNCES on a perfectly normal stage exit by Uncle Joe Biden." -- MFM
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (AiZBA)
Look at this stage. It's 15 feet wide AT THE MOST. There's a lectern and two sets of stairs with large handrails demarking each. It takes Biden several seconds of looking around in total confusion before he figures out where to exit the stage.
https://tinyurl.com/2b6wv8kd
Posted by: bonhomme
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Not surprising if you have experienced a parent or other loved one with dementia. A lot of the dysfunction predictions depends on the mix of vascular dementia versus genetic aka Alzheimers.
Joe most likely have both given that his linguistic skills are shit, he shuffles, and has no filters nor directional sense.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (wRZUz)
Frankly, I think that keeps him going.
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:51 PM (gmo/4)
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TBF, that one was actually our idea. You can't expect us to stop our own plan now do you?
Posted by: Trust Wray - Q at July 20, 2023 01:51 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 01:51 PM (iayUP)
*****
Screw that. I'm going to levitate any time I choose. I can ignore them better than they can ignore me!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 01:51 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 01:45 PM (B1FKF)
This hits one or more of my buttons. What's the reference, please?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2023 01:51 PM (GzDfN)
Guys, just want to give you a content warning: Unless you're fluent in higher-dimensional math and the deformation of seventh dimensional bulks around five-dimensional branes, as well as the use of hypergeometry to model a thoughtspace of knowledge sets and non-Boolean logic intersections between these sets, you should skip this video.
That sure sounds mathic to me. Is the 'no math on the blog' guideline suspended, or worse, voided?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (BhqnE)
If, big if, but if Comer or one of the other committees can tie Joe directly to any of these overseas payments Republicans might have no choice but to impeach him.
A Vice President of the United States taking bribes to change US foreign policy is the definition of an impeachable offense. And there is no way Obama didn't know all of this was going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
No really, he said this shit
Posted by: DB
Anyone who has to say that is none of those things. I run in to this at work sometimes when an employee has to brag about their military service, their degrees, how honest they are, etc. Big red flag that they are full of shit.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: dave's not here, man at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (raPis)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 01:51 PM (kXYt5)
Reminded me of the Simpsons when they show Montgomery Burns naked.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (5e0cQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (xhaym)
I still wonder what it was the Democrats wanted to "reset" with Russia and how they intended to do it...
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (BsqVB)
A Vice President of the United States taking bribes to change US foreign policy is the definition of an impeachable offense. And there is no way Obama didn't know all of this was going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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"Oh, we have a choice. The choice is to say, 'The people should decide' and then not do anything but fundraise."
-Kevin McCarthy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
How many of you are old enough to remember this historic event? If you are, your family was gathered together in the living room watching your black-and-white television set, riveted by the ghostly images on the screen, and proud as can be of what America and humanity had accomplished!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 01:47 PM (CgVac)
Just missed it.
You can make an argument that today is the anniversary of the peak of American - and maybe human - achievement. 1969 - 1999 is probably the last Golden Age of US History....and even that is tainted by Deep State takeovers, assassins and assorted fuckery.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (xcxpd)
https://tinyurl.com/2scn63bj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
When you control the vote counting who cares who the candidate is.
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (BhqnE)
Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (qtpCP)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (BhqnE)
We drew stick figures in the dirt while someone read the discarded newspaper we found in the gutter.
And we were grateful.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I think the family is terrified if Joes goes that someone like Prezzie Kamala throws them under the bus with a special prosecutor in order to buttress her position for reelection. Same for people like Garland, new prezzie might just throw them under the bus for their own cronies.
Biden and his crew are not truly liked or beloved like Obama or even Clinton was by the party faithful.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (wRZUz)
Posted by: Some liberal whore on twitter at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 20, 2023 01:54 PM (r95dj)
Posted by: Ca-Ching! at July 20, 2023 01:54 PM (T0tUU)
If, big if, but if Comer or one of the other committees can tie Joe directly to any of these overseas payments Republicans might have no choice but to impeach him.
A Vice President of the United States taking bribes to change US foreign policy is the definition of an impeachable offense. And there is no way Obama didn't know all of this was going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
If our world were a TV show where this evidence would drop like a hammer in the final scene...sure.
Look at how the dems will go to the mat for freaking Hunter. Look at how far they're willing to go to protect pedophiles and groomers. Defending a corrupt POS like Biden is small perderers. And they know the American public won't be able to follow the many investigations, most of which will be blacked out by the media.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:54 PM (KbCG3)
-Kevin McCarthy
Which might actually be a smart move. Impeachments tend to energize the party of the person being impeached.
But I don't think McCarthy would have any choice. The public outcry would enormous.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 20, 2023 01:55 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (BhqnE)
The programming was.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 01:55 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
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'Es pinin' for the fjords!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 20, 2023 01:55 PM (YIVH2)
Then they bounce Biden with the 25th about one month into his second term.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2023 01:48 PM (PHmov)
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They would make the perfect pair. Newsom was known for getting underage chicks drunk and banging them before he became Governor. Pedophile/Pedophile 2024! The new woke, grooming America at its best!
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:55 PM (MFZ8i)
It's as simple as that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:35 PM (KbCG3)
yes indeed. No reason for him not to run. I'm trying to decide if they really rub our noses in it and he gets 85 million ballots this time.
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (QpUKb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (slgIg)
It's just something that won't happen, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (NBVIP)
https://tinyurl.com/2scn63bj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
Psh. A woman who uses her looks to make money. She probably couldn't spell cat if you spotted her the C and the T.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (KbCG3)
The president's most recent stay in Delaware over the weekend marked Mr. Biden's 74th trip to Delaware since taking office -- his most frequent destination as president, the committee said.
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Joe has only spent the weekend in Delaware once or twice since the end of May. During this period he stayed in the Cocaine House one weekend, and the rest at Camp David. Are the puppet-masters going to limit the weekly Delaware trips, afraid that voters will think Joe is taking too many un-deserved vacations, not working hard day all day, every day, creating millions of good-paying union jobs and building windmills and EV charging stations?
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (AMIL/)
248 Holy crap. Biden gets lost on stage AGAIN.
Look at this stage. It's 15 feet wide AT THE MOST. There's a lectern and two sets of stairs with large handrails demarking each. It takes Biden several seconds of looking around in total confusion before he figures out where to exit the stage.
https://tinyurl.com/2b6wv8kd
Posted by: bonhomme
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I love the way the Secret Service dude has to head him off at the pass.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (lCaJd)
https://tinyurl.com/2scn63bj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
Thats how it's done.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (r95dj)
Posted by: Sundowner in Chief at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2023 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
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I really like ham and eggs as a breakfast and I hate those ham and egg bastards for corrupting the term!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (cMXNt)
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Puuhleeze. If they don't have complete signed pardons for every single Biden family member ready to go at this point, I'll be amazed. I mean, c'mon. They KNOW he could die any day and he's been like that for a while. He signed pardons for himself and his family members first week on the job.
Posted by: Nothing if not practical at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Ofu2c)
Frankly, I think that keeps him going.
Posted by: Archer
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Sorry you have that cross to bear.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (wRZUz)
Where some hideous looking but functional rainbow Nikes and score virtue points.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (5e0cQ)
The only one I do remember is the last(?) one, I think. The one where they had that car on the moon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (xTRSc)
Are they really so indispensable?
(a) Joe's not going to run a conventional campaign. So long as someone is around to give him his meds and change his diapers at home, he's probably fully staffed. And by fully staffed, I mean I assume both that Joe needs no one else and that he has an inappropriate erection while been medicated and changed like a baby.
II. A lot of modern political campaigning seems like grift and payoffs in terms of staff and consultants. Probably very little, maybe none, of that is necessary in the sense of actually running a campaign mechanically, as opposed to greasing the palms of people. It seems more like mob payoffs than anything else.
C. Every good comment has at least three points.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (ppBhU)
It's just something that won't happen, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (oINRc)
Well shit. He does that, and *I'll* vote for him.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
why, and why?
It worked last time, and They™ have a really good thing going. They™ have the vote counters, the courts, the DOJ and the FBI.
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Montec
Capability was. Not everyone had a color set. Hell, it was sometime in the 90's before I ever had a tv bigger than 19".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 20, 2023 01:54 PM (r95dj)
ChatGPT has efficiently esticounted the votes and has declared the Democrats the winners by an unbeatable margin and strongly suggests everyone start clapping. Now.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (nRMeC)
But of course they won't. In fact I think they already took it "off the rable".
And honestly why should they? They should have objected to his entire presidency and made life extra hard constantly. You know, what they call the Democrat Template.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (gmo/4)
Voter fraud money can buy, can’t stop. But in the polarized world we live in, that's highly unlikely.
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (BhqnE)
A Vice President of the United States taking bribes to change US foreign policy is the definition of an impeachable offense. And there is no way Obama didn't know all of this was going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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I was imprecise with my language.
I doubt Biden will impeached. If he is, he will not be removed through impeachment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (geLO8)
Senior Staffer: Easy peasy! Let's make his house the official campaign HQ! Now he can "rent' his house the campaign, use donations to pay the electric bill, double bill for security services,... Quick! Call the Chinese and tell them to get another anonymous credit card!
Posted by: Damiano at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (lygYk)
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (QpUKb)
85? So you're banking on him underperforming?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: mpfs. 95 95 95 at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (9g1av)
Dude named Corn Pop always comes through for me.
After a few lines, I drift on out to the garage to look at porn or some classified documents.
Posted by: HUNTER at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (2znMt)
They don't give a shit about Biden. They are probably sick of trying to cover for him and his garbage family.
What they care about is power. The second he becomes a threat they will turn on him like wolves. Look at how they are savaging RFK Jr. today and he's a frigging Kennedy which means practically a saint on the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)
It's just something that won't happen, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (oINRc)
Thanks.
The Fifth Avenue thing does exist, but not for Trump.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (2YtOq)
https://tinyurl.com/2scn63bj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
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She is pretty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
She only took that picture for the money. And clearly has her hand out.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (YyRSv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
My my my. A Woman among girls.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 01:59 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 01:59 PM (slgIg)
Luxury.
The best we could manage was an old wireless we scrounged from a rubbish tip.
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 01:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 01:59 PM (iayUP)
Just a reminder, you don't have to be alive to sign a document.
Posted by: AutoPen, Inc. at July 20, 2023 01:59 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (BhqnE)
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Seconded
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 01:59 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (NBVIP)
What they care about is power. The second he becomes a threat they will turn on him like wolves. Look at how they are savaging RFK Jr. today and he's a frigging Kennedy which means practically a saint on the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)
But how will he become a threat? He's been the perfect puppet.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: mpfs. 95 95 95 at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (9g1av)
I doubt Biden will impeached. If he is, he will not be removed through impeachment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
Yep. And that last happens, it will be only because Biden has become a liability. Is that possible? Probably not.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
Very pretty.
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
My my my. A Woman among girls.
Posted by: ...
that photo checks a lot of boxes for me
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Nothing if not practical
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Prezzie pardons don't quite work like that. For one, they are for past offenses and a signed pardon in 2021 would not cover future offenses like obstruction etc.
Politically, it is often a move by a new leader to consolidate power by putting their predecessors people on trial or removing them. Essentially we have a Politburo type factional government now and they do not play by ordinary political rules.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (wRZUz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM
Worthy of the Dress Pr0n section of the Chess Thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
You finally bettered Joe on a photo response. Kudos.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (5e0cQ)
https://tinyurl.com/2scn63bj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
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She looks classy. I especially like the stripper heels.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (cMXNt)
Fuzzy black and white picture.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (B1FKF)
Gross
Posted by: mpfs. 95 95 95 at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (9g1av)
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Eh. They're probably made of chocolate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (FQmDC)
Dr. Kevin O'Connor is a retired Army colonel who has a history with Biden, having overseen his physical in 2019, prior to his rise to the presidency. He has a degree in osteopathic medicine. As the White House physician, O'Connor helms a team of doctors in the White House Medical Unit, headquartered in the White House, per CNN.
O'Connor will have to lie like a rug to get him a "pass" on this physical.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 02:02 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (NBVIP)
Pretty silly, innit??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:02 PM (PCK5/)
It's just something that won't happen, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2023 01:56 PM (oINRc)
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Seconded.
But it would be so awesome to see Mitch McConnell attacking the House Republicans and defending Joe Biden from impeachment.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 02:02 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (MeG8a)
Bohemian Grove... In my neck of the woods
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:02 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Archer
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You had it good. I had to watch it in a department store window that kept fogging up (j/k).
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 02:02 PM (wRZUz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 02:03 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at July 20, 2023 02:03 PM (NBVIP)
O'Connor will have to lie like a rug to get him a "pass" on this physical.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (oiNtH)
It will be Mr. Burns redux, with an ungodly amount of diseases blocking each other out.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:03 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (BhqnE)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (FlyF4)
Posted by: Archer
Outside Emmet Clark's Fix It Shop.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (CgVac)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:03 PM (KbCG3)
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I thought it was hilarious how Mr. Burns then drew the conclusion that he must be immortal...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (YIVH2)
I have no idea what epic estrogen is, but it sounds like something you need medication to control.
Pictures are just my answer to Boobettes on Parade.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (Keyt1)
Will this include a Montreal Cognitive Assessment? Or will some other health issue come up that allows Joe to 'gracefully' exit the campaign for Gavin or Michelle?
Posted by: Candidus at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (+B0EC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 20, 2023 01:57 PM
Clappers have my strongest endorsement.
Posted by: James Robert at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (8GBH4)
I absolutely guarantee that they will go full out and stage a real Jan 6 with real cop killings, real burning of buildings and real assassinations.
Then court after court will eagerly hear and rule in favor of every Democrat claim of voter fraud by the Republicans - real or imagined.
Then the FBI will team up with every other armed thug agency in Fe'ral Government and round up poll watchers and poll judges for permanent detention without trial.
Posted by: AutoPen, Inc. at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:03 PM (KbCG3)
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I thought it was hilarious how Mr. Burns then drew the conclusion that he must be immortal...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (YIVH2)
Completely invincible.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (p8A+W)
Dr. Kevin O'Connor is a retired Army colonel who has a history with Biden, having overseen his physical in 2019, prior to his rise to the presidency. He has a degree in osteopathic medicine. As the White House physician, O'Connor helms a team of doctors in the White House Medical Unit, headquartered in the White House, per CNN.
O'Connor will have to lie like a rug to get him a "pass" on this physical.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (oiNtH)
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Like lying like a rug is a problem for a profession that cuts up kid's genitals for profit.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (MFZ8i)
If the evidence that Joe not just his family was taking bribes from foreign governments to effect US policy that is not defensible. That is treason. And there is no way this was all going on and Obama had no idea.
They impeached Trump for even asking Ukraine about this. They know this is explosive and it could do real damage to the party. They will need a scapegoat and that looks an awful lot like Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (xTRSc)
Hah. No Wire Hangers!!!!
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (MeG8a)
I was 13 watching Neil and Buzz.
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (cMXNt)
Good for you. I am not acquainted with any strippers, so I have no idea what their classy attire is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (Keyt1)
1) Biden dies of natural causes
2) Biden is killed but it is covered up as natural causes.
3) Biden is assassinated
4) 25th Amendment taken
5) Biden is impeached and removed from office
6) Biden resigns
7) Biden drops out of the running
Biden loses the Dem primary
9) Biden loses the general election
10) Biden wins re-election
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:02 PM (bs+z0)
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I expect at his age he doesn't want to wander naked in the redwoods any longer, and stay up late drinking whiskey and listening to people drone on and on.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (EFR0k)
My out on a limb prediction:
Joe will be pronounced fit for duty
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (xTRSc)
Hah. No Wire Hangers!!!!
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (PCK5/)
And yes, it was a riff on Joan Crawford…..
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2023 02:06 PM (MeG8a)
Yes and full of nutty Libs
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (bs+z0)
I have no idea what epic estrogen is, but it sounds like something you need medication to control.
Pictures are just my answer to Boobettes on Parade.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 02:04 PM (Keyt1)
Boobettes? Where?!
Posted by: male blue-footed booby at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (xTRSc)
Look at this stage. It's 15 feet wide AT THE MOST. There's a lectern and two sets of stairs with large handrails demarking each. It takes Biden several seconds of looking around in total confusion before he figures out where to exit the stage.
https://tinyurl.com/2b6wv8kd
Posted by: bonhomme
It's a pathetic scene at the end of every event outside the White House Complex. He must be totally discombobulated by unfamiliar surroundings. They can't give him a note card with get-off-stage instructions? Maybe they tried and Joe forgets to look at that note card at that time? At this point they should get a Boeing or Air Force advance team to install a recessed strip of bright green directional arrows in the stage at every Joe event.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (AMIL/)
If the evidence that Joe not just his family was taking bribes from foreign governments to effect US policy that is not defensible. That is treason. And there is no way this was all going on and Obama had no idea.
They impeached Trump for even asking Ukraine about this. They know this is explosive and it could do real damage to the party. They will need a scapegoat and that looks an awful lot like Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2023 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
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Didn't Clinton sell military secrets to China?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)
So President of the United States is his work-from-home MLM side hustle.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (RHGPo)
Unlike Queen Nancy who couldn't wait.
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (FlyF4)
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (geLO
Yes. And I would like to check her box.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (geLO8)
Out to pasture.
Eventually they will admit he has been deceased since mid-2020 and showed rapidly degenerating actors in his place.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (d8qoa)
They should use a giant bunny to guide him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (aD39U)
https://tinyurl.com/a7zhmd6m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (BhqnE)
Stanford Law School and racist idiot DEI admin Tirien Steinbach have parted ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (lCaJd)
I'm grateful that I got to climb up on the roof and adjust the antenna in-between getting up from the couch and changing the channel whenever my parents said so.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (FlyF4)
Twice
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Gref a
the video of him half passed out in a chair and muttering to himself in the white house would like to have a word.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (CIS44)
There was a Clint movie called The EIger Sanction. The mysterious bad guy was an old albino guy who was kept alive in some weird room.
Biden reminds me of that guy.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (UCNv1)
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Didn't Clinton sell military secrets to China?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)
Those weren't 'military secrets' military secrets.
Posted by: obligatory at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (PCK5/)
Unlike Queen Nancy who couldn't wait.
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (FlyF4)
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This is not a defense of McCarthy who is simply better at pointless theater than either Ryan or Boehner, but impeachment is failure theater.
And I'm pretty sure it backfired against Democrats in 2020 because, you know, they had to shut down ballot counting is six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall and only managed a slight win for Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 01:53 PM
Worthy of the Dress Pr0n section of the Chess Thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (FVJNG)
***
Dang.
It was two years ago today that OM went to play chess in heaven.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (V1lUW)
https://tinyurl.com/a7zhmd6m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (0N1h0)
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Great news. Lets see if this turns into a trend and spreads to more schools.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (csNwE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (xTRSc)
more like 'shared'
it had something to do with MIRV technology, if I recall correctly
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (HfNu5)
It was two years ago today that OM went to play chess in heaven.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (e4fEA)
He is missed
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (bs+z0)
Biden: "You mean the gal in blue in the second row? Oh yeah man, I noticed!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:07 PM (xTRSc)
Got dragged by my family to see Disney's Princesses on Ice once. It was the only redeeming value.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (N3zMI)
It was two years ago today that OM went to play chess in heaven.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (e4fEA)
'Rons, 'Ettes:
Oregon Muse.
*toasts*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (xTRSc)
Windmill Tilting….
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (PCK5/)
Wondering where that puts Hunt, new wife, toddler son, three grown daughters, and Ashley.
Still lean towards the doctor professor being furious over the cocaine leak & she won't have any of them messing up a secondo administration.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (B/E/t)
Gross
Posted by: mpfs. 95 95 95 at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (9g1av)
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Eh. They're probably made of chocolate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (YIVH2)
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I hope they are those black licorice ones the used to make back in the day.
And that they are rock hard.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)
Vaccines, Intelligence deep state, endless wars and hard currency come to mind.
The rest is trad Dem and that is only supposed to be ladled out for the union membership, not actually believed.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (xhaym)
Staffers need to start dressing an older female guide in Dr. Jill similar tablecloth dresses that Joe will naturally gravitate towards at the end of every event.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (k1Qly)
They can't give him a note card with get-off-stage instructions? Maybe they tried and Joe forgets to look at that note card at that time?
Posted by: Gref
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Remember, they tried that but the notes were photographed?
YOU make YOUR speech. YOU shake hands with President Xi. YOU exit LEFT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (RLLZj)
Like fishsticks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (bA3Ln)
"Something tells me that Biden's house in Delaware isn't a 3/2, 1,500-2,000 square foot basement ranch on 0.25-0.33 acres on a suburban street."
Heh. The general Greenville area is often referred to as "Chateau Country" due to the presence of existing and former duPont estates.
Posted by: RM at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (0eYOS)
Posted by: Candidus
In the same article it said that Dr. O'Connor didn't reveal if there was any cognitive test on his last physical. If there is one on this physical, they absolutely won't reveal it.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:12 PM (oiNtH)
O'Connor will have to lie like a rug to get him a "pass" on this physical.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:01 PM (oiNtH)
It will be Mr. Burns redux, with an ungodly amount of diseases blocking each other out.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:03 PM (KbCG3)
IIRC, Dr. O'Connor was Joe's Official VP military doctor, for all or the last few years, of Joe's VEEP tenure.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 02:12 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:12 PM (bs+z0)
If that's what Kris is trying to do with the art thread, then what the hell is He Of The Fat Nekkid Man On An Ottoman trying to accomplish with it?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 02:13 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:12 PM
Was wondering that myself…
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:13 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)
Vaccines, Intelligence deep state, endless wars and hard currency come to mind.
The rest is trad Dem and that is only supposed to be ladled out for the union membership, not actually believed.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (xhaym)
So, we agree?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:13 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 20, 2023 02:13 PM (u73oe)
And I'm pretty sure it backfired against Democrats in 2020 because, you know, they had to shut down ballot counting is six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall and only managed a slight win for Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
===================
Let the people decide is fine, if the election is trustworthy.
Biden himself aside, impeaching Mayorkas or Garland, or Smith even, would be fine by me. The people havve no say in their selections and the Senate GOPe is a rubber stamp.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (csNwE)
This is deliberately ambiguous. Are there any he hasn't skipped lately?
Posted by: PG at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (84jHt)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (gmo/4)
There's a lot of news today. Ace must have papers and flaming skulls crowded all over his shelves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 20, 2023 02:13 PM (u73oe)
It is still celebrated in September there.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (geLO8)
They can't give him a note card with get-off-stage instructions? Maybe they tried and Joe forgets to look at that note card at that time?
Posted by: Gref
==========
Remember, they tried that but the notes were photographed?
YOU make YOUR speech. YOU shake hands with President Xi. YOU exit LEFT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (lCaJd)
You're right. Because they cannot make Joe remember to keep his cheat-sheets out of clear view of photographers.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (AMIL/)
It was two years ago today that OM went to play chess in heaven.
Sigh..."
That's gut punch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (isNL8)
Posted by: Gref
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This is typical for advancing dementia patients. Parent right now in memory care and down to about 5 minutes or less short term memory.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (wRZUz)
Biden himself aside, impeaching Mayorkas or Garland, or Smith even, would be fine by me. The people havve no say in their selections and the Senate GOPe is a rubber stamp.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (csNwE)
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This system of non-representation can't last forever. It should be able to last through 2024, though.
Whether it lasts beyond that depends on how pissed the people are at losing their suffrage and being lied to about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (gmo/4)
I'd take Howard Hughes in full on tissue box on his feet and saving his urine glory over Biden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
"They should use a giant bunny to guide him."
Staffers need to start dressing an older female guide in Dr. Jill similar tablecloth dresses that Joe will naturally gravitate towards at the end of every event.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:11 PM (k1Qly)
Suspend a staffer's baby on a length of 550 cord. Like one of those feathery cat toys. He'll practically sprint over to the proper side of the stage so that he can nom nom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (aD39U)
Wonder what role they have had in boosting Joey’s career over the years.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (xTRSc)
I dutifully masturbate to all the pictures Fen posts.
it's a hard, but thankless job.
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (sGtp+)
It was two years ago today that OM went to play chess in heaven.
Sigh..."
That's gut punch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (isNL
Makes me sad.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 20, 2023 02:13 PM (u73oe)
Moonteenth?
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2023 02:16 PM (AMIL/)
Question #1: Point to the picture of poutine.
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2023 02:16 PM (Jk9SN)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM
Fuck that's perfect
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:16 PM (BsqVB)
Posted by: DB - out of phase at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (geLO
Lorall was the company
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:16 PM (OgrpQ)
moon landing is overrated.
Posted by: michael collins at July 20, 2023 02:17 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 02:17 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
Biden himself aside, impeaching Mayorkas or Garland, or Smith even, would be fine by me. The people havve no say in their selections and the Senate GOPe is a rubber stamp.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Impeaching any of Biden's minions has the advantage of piercing executive privilege due to several rulings by the courts dealing with Trump. Likewise, Biden's tax returns and those of his family and cronies are fair game for picking over.
That is the advantage of impeaching them versus Biden. Plus harder for media to spin as each has been incompetent and corrupt in office.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (wRZUz)
NASDAQ Composite (^IXIC)
14,117.92 -240.10 (-1.67%)
As of 02:17PM EDT. Market open.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (ppBhU)
Wonder what role they have had in boosting Joey’s career over the years.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:15 PM (xTRSc)
Not as much after the Fox Catcher fiasco
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (OgrpQ)
it had something to do with MIRV technology, if I recall correctly
Posted by: DB - out of phase
I never really liked Merv Griffin. He wasn't really an entertainer like Carson, more of an industry shill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (topdX)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd "
Reminds me of that kid from Deliverance, grown old.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (isNL8)
https://tinyurl.com/a7zhmd6m
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:08 PM (0N1h0)
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Great news. Lets see if this turns into a trend and spreads to more schools.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:10 PM (csNwE)
Her juice really wasn't worth the squeeze.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:14 PM (lCaJd)
Wasn't it figured in for a while that bad news is put out on Thursdays to give it the most impact, and so everyone gets a chance to stew and feel defeated by it all weekend?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (xhaym)
-2019
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
Well, not fairly, anyway.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (PvVvQ)
It was two years ago today that OM went to play chess in heaven.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes
😢
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (CgVac)
https://tinyurl.com/a7zhmd6m
Posted by: bonhomme
The out and out racist types in DIE offices are now liabilities post affirmative action.
Posted by: whig at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (wRZUz)
my late, lamented logic professor friend said that when neil said the "one small step" line, he was standing on the landing pad at the end of the leg of the lem. he then stepped off the pad and said "it's powdery stuff, i can kick it around with my foot".
i was too young to remember.
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (sGtp+)
Wonder what role they have had in boosting Joey’s career over the years."
Biden has always been a pretty doctrinaire Democrat. Pete duPont was a Republican big name and Presidential candidate back when Joe Biden became a thing. Many are still around but most of the older, heralded elders are gone.
Biden's former MBNA connections are much more interesting.
Posted by: RM at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (0eYOS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (nnp+f)
2) Biden is killed but it is covered up as natural causes.
3) Biden is assassinated
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (n+4am)
Not a shill but was a behind the scenes guy and a game show giant.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (5e0cQ)
One of history's most heard miscues and most overlooked.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (IhlFR)
i was too young to remember.
And I am too old to remember. : -(
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (V1lUW)
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (Esr1S)
Actually all the dinners in Europe that Resident Biden ignored that started at 6pm in Europe were starting around noon EDT in DC and Delaware.
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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)