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Obama Supports Giving Gay Porn to Elemenatary School Kids;
His Biological Brother Says That Obama Is "Definitely Gay"

America's First Gay President defended flooding public school libraries with gay pornography for children:


Barack Obama
@BarackObama

Today, some of the books that shaped my life--and the lives of so many others--are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.

Did Gender Queer and Flamer (both real books being made available to children by woke public schools) influence your life, Obama?

Dinesh D'Souza
@DineshDSouza

Your life was shaped by books about how to suck another man's private parts and how to insert various household objects into your rear end? Do elaborate!

America's second-worst president continued:

Michelle and I want to thank these librarians for their unwavering commitment to the freedom to read.

I hope you'll read my letter to them, and join me in reminding anyone who will listen--and even some people you think might not--that the free, robust exchange of ideas has always been at the heart of American democracy.

Together, we can make that true for generations to come.

They always refuse to talk about the contents of the books they're demanding be forced on kids -- in fact, they almost always refuse to even name the books.

Jen Psaki similarly demanded that schools make pornographic material available to children, refusing, of course, to even mention the names of the books we're talking about. She also called one group calling for these books to be removed from taxpayer-funded libraries for very young children "extreme."

Here are some CONTENT WARNING images from the gay sodomy comic book Gender Queer.

Here are some CONTENT WARNING images from the gay sodomy comic book Flamer.

Here's an image I can show, though it also is very seedy. Here's a Gay Cookout for Kids, where one kid pretends a hot dog is his penis and another kid bends over putting a hot dog bun by his butthole -- so that these delightful scamps can play Put Your Hot Dog In My Bun-Hole.

flamerhotdogandbun.jpeg

I think we've identified the real extremists here.



By the way: It's long been understood that Woke Librarians are the scammy key to making these extremist, identity-politics "books" profitable. Publishers know that Woke Librarians will all buy extremely-low-quality books as long as they're about gay sex (for kids!) or racial resentment. Marvel Comics kept multiple woke titles going based just on the Automatic Sales they knew they'd get from Woke Librarians ordering the daylights out of the books to put these very low-quality books in every single school library in America. (Usually to sit on shelves unread.)


Just for fun: Obama's biological brother said that the Kenyan Interloper is "definitely gay."


Posted by: Ace at 02:25 PM




Comments

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1 Gay pornography but NO Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 02:25 PM (17s+e)

2 Redundant headline

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2023 02:25 PM (qNhpU)

3 Long time since a 1st

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 02:25 PM (17s+e)

4 only top five. rats

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 19, 2023 02:26 PM (B1FKF)

5 The balls on this fucking fag.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 02:27 PM (aD39U)

6 Fist

Posted by: Big Mike at July 19, 2023 02:27 PM (krqg6)

7 I'm not gay!

I'm gay and a pedophile. Hater!

Posted by: Barak Obama at July 19, 2023 02:27 PM (17s+e)

8 I wonder if Obama would fight as hard to keep conservative books in libraries if liberals decided they should be banned.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2023 02:29 PM (p+1gI)

9 Oh how I long for the days of Vlad the Impaler (a personal hero of mine) to help with the pedo problem we seem to have ...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 19, 2023 02:29 PM (4vi12)

10 Obama is definitely gay because there was never another woman that claimed she had an affair with him.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (cOFom)

11 Did Gender Queer and Flamer (both real books being made available to children by woke public schools) influence your life, Obama?
++++
"Gender Queer:" 2019
"Flamer:" 2020

So I'm going with "no"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)

12 So there I was getting screwed in the ass and I'm thinking is Michaelle tickles my balls and I'm thinking is he a fag or what?

Posted by: Barak Obama at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (17s+e)

13 I'm on my way to a nap and browsing old movies on YT, and encountered this description of a Sybil Danning 'Action' movie:

"Have you ever seen a movie that was so good that your brain leaked through your ears? This ain't it. This is PANTHER SQUAD.
Here are the action scenes from the film. I'd say "Here are the only scenes worth watching", but they're really not worth watching. Not one minute of this film is worth watching, but I cut it up for you anyway, because I hate myself and I love pain."

Posted by: LenNeal at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (/BBNv)

14 Question. How can there be a "gay sodomy coloring book", if the previous book instructed you on how to shove the crayons up your squeaker?🤔

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (54XhK)

15 everything is ghey all the time now comrade

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (CIS44)

16 > Just for fun: Obama's biological brother said that the Kenyan Interloper is "definitely gay."

So Obama's brother read Obama's books, eh? Yeah, Obama's definitely gay. In his book, Obama fantasized about sex with a male professor. Case closed. If that's not convincing enough, Obama also said he had a choice between being gay or straight, and chose to be straight because it's harder. Sorry, Obama, straight men don't make a choice to be straight. They just are.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (0N1h0)

17 I hope you'll read my letter to them, and join me in reminding anyone who will listen--and even some people you think might not--that the free, robust exchange of ideas has always been at the heart of American democracy.
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Which is why the DoJ is targeting parents involved in that free, robust exchange of ideas, huh?

Nobody is banning a damn thing. Any parent that *wants* his kid to read "Flamer" can go buy a copy. It's on Amazon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)

18 Obama is an incel who wishes he was gay.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (tsB1T)

19 Here's an image I can show, though it also is very seedy. Here's a Gay Cookout for Kids, where one kid pretends a hot dog is his penis and another kid bends over putting a hot dog bun by his butthole -- so that these delightful scamps can play Put Your Hot Dog In My Bun-Hole.
++++
That's wholesome, age-appropriate content for children, h8r.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg)

20 Do you think Obama did Chris Christie? 🧐

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 02:33 PM (54XhK)

21 Who didn't know that fag was gay?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 19, 2023 02:33 PM (FCbAQ)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Definitely gay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:33 PM (guGkK)

24 The book with Tom Sawyer and Jim were different when Obama read them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (17s+e)

25 Dude is gayer than Liberace's valet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (guGkK)

26 Golly!

Posted by: Tom of Finland at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (4I/2K)

27 By the way: It's long been understood that Woke Librarians are the scammy key to making these extremist, identity-politics "books" profitable. Publishers know that Woke Librarians will all buy extremely-low-quality books as long as they're about gay sex (for kids!) or racial resentment.
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Library schools were relatively early in the game of total subversion. You probably cannot find a graduate from a Library Science program in the past 25 years that is *not* a glass-eyed communist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

28 Oh how I long for the days of Vlad the Impaler (a personal hero of mine) to help with the pedo problem we seem to have ...
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD.

My wife, a behavioral expert (she wrote a book!), claims that three experiences of consequences resulting from bad behavior are needed for all (statistically speaking) viewers to avoid that behavior in the future.

So, three heads on pikes ought to do it.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (TpxpJ)

29 I think Jason Whitlock is about to go medieval on all of these bitches.


Also as noted yesterday, Sound of Freedom is only 300k behind Mission Impossible and it looks like it may overtake it by today to become the number one film in America, again.

Sound of Freedom is in over 1000 fewer theaters than MI.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (rc3Z7)

30 Right, the people who have devoted the last several years to suppressing different perspectives on social media and on television, are deeply concerned about free speech. The appropriate response is: "Fuck off."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (ppBhU)

31 Historic first gay president.

I'm watching the House IRS whistleblower hearing. What a bunch of disgusting revolting liars. GD democrats ruin everything.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (iayUP)

32 We need the clip of that African tv interview.

Why are you gay? You are gay.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (wn14F)

33 9 Oh how I long for the days of Vlad the Impaler (a personal hero of mine) to help with the pedo problem we seem to have ...
Posted by: Ganowicz
------
Our times have Frank Davis the commie pedo impaler.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (cofNv)

34 You know, every time you guys go to the mattresses over what other people can put on their hot dogs, it reminds me of those gay comics. Looking at another man's hot dog is just queer.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (4PZHB)

35 Barack checks a lot of boxes:
Gay, Commie, college credentialed (not educated), college admission based on foreign birthplace (later refuted), half black, half white, privileged upbringing, absentee father (we used to call these by another name), married to a tranny, mysterious gap in his biography, drug user, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (MeG8a)

36 1 Gay pornography but NO Dr. Seuss.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 02:25 PM (17s+e)

The cat in my ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (pohLc)

37 Aside from an immediate family member writing it, not a surprise. Aren't so many entertainers?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (GshMh)

38 It's quite simple. Clinton was our first black president and Barry was our first alternate lifestyle president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (FVME7)

39 Dude is gayer than Rip Taylor's hairpiece.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK)

40 Is Obama gay? I doubt it. Has he done gay things? Almost certainly. Do I care? No. This "brother" is a clown.

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (0P0FY)

41 I guess maybe Owebama's 'wife' having a dick kind of gave things away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Black Faggot Prez say what?!?

Posted by: Hannah Montana at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

43 Obama failed the golf ball test

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (us2H3)

44 Obama is gayer then a bag of dicks at a Liberace karaoke contest.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (54XhK)

45 Rebel News Australia @RebelNews_AU 18h
Big W, a department store chain in Australia, has made the decision to pull a contentious sex guide book for children from its shelves following public outrage.
rebelne.ws/46VC8nL

Australian store removes controversial sex guide book for children - Rebel News
Big W takes action after claiming abuse from customers.
rebelnews.com
Jul 19, 2023 · 12:30 AM UTC
https://tinyurl.com/3267edje

Nitter version to read replies:
https://tinyurl.com/3yuz6h8t

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (krqg6)

46 This is well beyond Gay Month! I protest the timing of this . Plus we already know Barry Obama identifies the woman in his reationship with Michelle "Mike" Obama. So technically, not gay.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (8yM+6)

47 So, I guess Reggie Love really WAS Owebama's butt boy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

48 well.... you've got to remember: Barry used to get ramrodded when he was a teen daily by known pedophile Frankling Marshall Davis . (Davis used to marshal his frankie up Barry's glory hole every day)

Posted by: jb at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (MFMP+)

49 Jim: Do this mean what I think it do, Tom Sawyer?

Tom: It do.

Jim: Golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (4I/2K)

50 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, l-l-like, like-uh, p-p-pic, pic-pic-pickles

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (5hfjS)

51 19 Here's an image I can show, though it also is very seedy. Here's a Gay Cookout for Kids, where one kid pretends a hot dog is his penis and another kid bends over putting a hot dog bun by his butthole -- so that these delightful scamps can play Put Your Hot Dog In My Bun-Hole.
++++
That's wholesome, age-appropriate content for children, h8r.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
--------
That comic looks like something National Lampoon would do back in the day to make fun of gays.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (cofNv)

52 The Left has the memory of an amoeba . They have been banning books for decades and continue to do so. They won’t even acknowledge that they are doing the 1984 and re-editing the classics.

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (MNhXM)

53 In my local school board elections last cycle, the topic of auditing the libraries came up. Not a single candidate supported it, and I am going to see what I can do on the next cycle to find someone who does.

That said, one of the quotes on the matter was very telling. One of the candidates said something like, "our librarians should know that we trust their professional judgement."

Here are the problems:
1. No, I don't.
2. It doesn't matter.

Public school libraries are government offices, and public school librarians are government officials. They should absolutely be audited, on general principle. You work for the *public,* asshole. You don't get secrecy, confidentiality or privacy. Not at work, and not having to do with work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)

54 For the record, I always thought he was gay.

Posted by: leber at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (JfWkS)

55 Is Obama gay? I doubt it. Has he done gay things? Almost certainly.


?!?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (aD39U)

56 So, is the reason that Barry won't admit he likes the D because the democratic party can't let him take another Historic First, because they need to save that card for another candidate? Or because he actually is lying to us and himself?

Either way is pretty sad, tbh.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (fKIdX)

57 Another point with these "books" is that they are drawn and written in a way specifically designed to appeal to younger kids. Look at the pics. They look like cartoons from a kid's show. These are NOT adult books that have been sneaked into kid's libraries. They were specifically written with a young audience in mind.

My dad let me read very adult fantasy and sci-fi when I was a young kid. Those books were clearly over my head at the time, because they were written for an adult audience. I didn't understand some of the themes or scenes. I had no idea what sex was or how it was done. I couldn't understand why men would risk their lives for girls. These books weren't written and drawn very cutesy to appeal to 8 year olds.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

58 Where's Hairyback Guy to remind us to avoid sodomites?

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (v0R5T)

59 By the way: It's long been understood that Woke Librarians are the scammy key to making these extremist, identity-politics "books" profitable. Publishers know that Woke Librarians will all buy extremely-low-quality books as long as they're about gay sex (for kids!) or racial resentment.


Many, if not most, libraries do not prepare their own buy lists - they all come from the lists prepared for them by the American Library Association. It's been Communist (Left, birm) for decades.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (TpxpJ)

60 So, I guess Reggie Love really WAS Owebama's butt boy.

Of course. Barry's skeered of Big Mike. Also, zhe's not his type.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (ZGrMX)

61 "Cool cock, Ahmed!"

- - - Owebama The Gay Blade

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Is Obama gay? I doubt it. Has he done gay things? Almost certainly.


So by definition, gay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:38 PM (guGkK)

63 "Why are you cons so obsessed with p3do gay sechs???"

--Paul, probably, or some other leftist who definitely isn't trying to groom your kids

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 19, 2023 02:38 PM (WhX4C)

64 Given the choice between tolerating the mutilation of kids, or aligning with an opposition consisting of individual outside their tribe, Karen and the gang choose to help sharpen the scalpels.

Stocking a library with kink? yeah that's an even easier lift.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 19, 2023 02:38 PM (InShA)

65 but suck one cock ...

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 19, 2023 02:38 PM (aD39U)

66 Do you think Obama did Chris Christie?

No; I think Chris Christie is straight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2023 02:38 PM (Keyt1)

67 At least a lotta gays and lesbos have been talented musicians, actors, songwriters, etc. who could contribute to the culture in a non-gay way.

What of value has Obummer ever done?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (xTRSc)

68 Is Obama gay? I doubt it. Has he done gay things? Almost certainly. Do I care? No. This "brother" is a clown.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 02:35 PM (0P0FY)




I got news for ya......

Posted by: Ice T at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

69 I have to turn this hearing off. f' all them cocksuckers.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (iayUP)

70 Obama failed the golf ball test
Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (us2H3)


???

Only made it halfway through the garden hose?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (FCbAQ)

71 College chicks can experiment with other women and not be gay.

Guys who "experiment" with other guys are gay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (guGkK)

72 Is Obama gay? I doubt it. Has he done gay things? Almost certainly.

Obama himself said somewhere that he believes in the Islamic definition of gay: you aren't gay if you're pitching, only if you're catching.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (ZGrMX)

73 Obama is definitely gay because there was never another woman that claimed she had an affair with him.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (cOFom)


No one has plumbed the depths of my... uh, that is, my heart belongs to Mike... Michele, I mean Michele. -- Bath House Barry

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (z99Zw)

74 Another point with these "books" is that they are drawn and written in a way specifically designed to appeal to younger kids. Look at the pics. They look like cartoons from a kid's show. These are NOT adult books that have been sneaked into kid's libraries. They were specifically written with a young audience in mind. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
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Yup. It's groomers all the way down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

75 So, is the reason that Barry won't admit he likes the D because the democratic party can't let him take another Historic First, because they need to save that card for another candidate? Or because he actually is lying to us and himself?

Either way is pretty sad, tbh.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Because the black community, esp men, is largely unaccepting of the ghey

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (CIS44)

76 Today, some of the books that shaped my life--and the lives of so many others--are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives.


See Dick. See Dick suck a dick. Suck a dick Dick.
Swallow Dick. Don't spit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (VrVs2)

77 >Why are you gay? You are gay.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (wn14F)

So funny. My kids quote that meme.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (WhX4C)

78 "Dogs really are man's best friend. You can eat them, fuck them, get them to lick peanut butter off your balls. They're the perfect animal!" - Obama, probably

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 02:39 PM (KbCG3)

79 That comic looks like something National Lampoon would do back in the day to make fun of gays.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023


***
It does at that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu)

80 The Houston local news did a report on “OMG, local school districts are BANNING books!” They interviewed a librarian, who avoided the content issue by appealing to the committees that approved the books, and ran on about how she can’t recommend the books any given child might need if they’ve been removed from the shelves. Back to the talking head, who proudly identifies the school districts that “haven’t banned a single book.”

I guess those backwards districts will just have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Advo at July 19, 2023 02:40 PM (VHN21)

81 "For the record, I always thought he was gay.
Posted by: leber "

"Mincing ponce" came to mind when I first saw him.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

82 --------
That comic looks like something National Lampoon would do back in the day to make fun of gays.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:36 PM (cofNv)



The difference between a fag and a queer was, a fag was the guy that wouldn't go downtown with ya beating up queers.

Posted by: George Carlin at July 19, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

83 It has been reported that one of the first symptoms of AIDS, is said to be a Persistent Pounding in the Ass.

I think Obummer walks funny that way, as he has to constantly and consciously, scrunch his collapsed, prolapsed rectum tightly enough to not ooze as he ambulates.

Commenter #10 (Blago) has it right, think. NO female, even from his "early dating years" has ever stepped forward into the spotlight's shine. And you can believe that if he ever DID have a High School Sweetheart, she'd have had her own calendar, multiple Oprah appearances, book deal and etc.

Except in Obummer's case, his High School Sweethearts were all Boys from the Bathhouse Club, and they ain't gonna publicize that, not for one hot second they're not.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2023 02:40 PM (e6UQI)

84 72 Is Obama gay? I doubt it. Has he done gay things? Almost certainly.

Obama himself said somewhere that he believes in the Islamic definition of gay: you aren't gay if you're pitching, only if you're catching.
Posted by: Ian S.
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One of the less charming Roman customs. Superiority was determined by who penetrated and who was penetrated.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (cofNv)

85 They are insane.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (D8OZA)

86 I'm not gay! I have relationships with women, and sex with men!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

87 So, is the reason that Barry won't admit he likes the D because the democratic party can't let him take another Historic First, because they need to save that card for another candidate? Or because he actually is lying to us and himself?

Neither. It's because blacks in general, as a demographic, have very old-fashioned attitudes about homosexuality and might not have had the same voter enthusiasm if the first black president was a poof.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

88 Chicago dog >> any other hot dogs, anywhere

Fight me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

89 Barry is a definite bottom. This is norm for fagz.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (ifUkZ)

90 Fire and brimstone called in for Obama.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (VdGjU)

91 Here's an image I can show, though it also is very seedy. Here's a Gay Cookout for Kids, where one kid pretends a hot dog is his penis and another kid bends over putting a hot dog bun by his butthole -- so that these delightful scamps can play Put Your Hot Dog In My Bun-Hole.

I thought cornhole was a traditional camping activity!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (guGkK)

92 Dear Abby: I had a Bud Light and it made my dick fall off. Now my husband doesn't want to snuggle anymore.

Please Help!

Luv, Big Mike

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 19, 2023 02:42 PM (nnp+f)

93 Obama was always gayer than Dylan Mulvaney in drag squealing "Bud Light" while getting buttfucked by Don LeMon in fetish leather while David French watches with his dick in hand backstage at an Elton John concert. There was never a doubt in my mind that Obama liked the dick.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

94 Michelle said right after they got married Obama went to Jamaica(or some other island resort) for five weeks to "write a book". So, he honeymooned all by himself.
Plus, didn't she say the girls were conceived using a turkey baster?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 19, 2023 02:42 PM (XeHMZ)

95 Dude is gayer than Rock Hudsons massage boy..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 19, 2023 02:43 PM (lEKHv)

96 Obama himself said somewhere that he believes in the Islamic definition of gay: you aren't gay if you're pitching, only if you're catching.
Posted by: Ian S.


Getting blown: it's gay if you are looking up or down.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 02:43 PM (VrVs2)

97 NO female, even from his "early dating years

And wasn't that chick in his biography a 'composite'?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2023 02:43 PM (ufFY8)

98 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 02:43 PM (SZn+k)

99 Heh.

You be the judge.....


https://is.gd/zY9Z5m

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Always thought he had those gay lips.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (wNDOJ)

101 My dad let me read very adult fantasy and sci-fi when I was a young kid. Those books were clearly over my head at the time, because they were written for an adult audience. I didn't understand some of the themes or scenes. I had no idea what sex was or how it was done. I couldn't understand why men would risk their lives for girls. These books weren't written and drawn very cutesy to appeal to 8 year olds.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023


***
My mother didn't think I was ready for the James Bond books (though she hooked me on Fleming's work when she handed me the "huge venomous centipede in Bond's bed" scene in Doctor No). So I sneaked reading them, mostly the action scenes -- I was 9 or 10. There were a lot of things I didn't get, including exactly what Bond found appealing about girls. But I knew I would eventually see the light on that, and soon I did.

The heck of it is, the books are pretty damn tame by today's standards.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

102 Breaking news?

Larry Bland, Nate Spencer, and Donald Young be like "No shit."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (kjOVp)

103 One of the less charming Roman customs. Superiority was determined by who penetrated and who was penetrated.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (cofNv)

They were just establishing dominance. Like my dad!

Posted by: Mac at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (KbCG3)

104 Why can't these scum back off even a little bit on porn for childten?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (VdGjU)

105 Getting blown: it's gay if you are looking up or down.
Posted by: rickb223

and the inventor of the glory hole rests in peace.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (CIS44)

106 whoops, whoopsie Inigo sock.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (wNDOJ)

107
Australian store removes controversial sex guide book for children

Buried under a Big W

Posted by: Smiler Grogan at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

108 1 Gay pornography but NO Dr. Seuss.

or Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, The Bible...etc etc.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (Rbu5d)

109 Rock Hudson had neighbors up the ass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (xTRSc)

110 Chicago dog >> any other hot dogs, anywhere

Fight me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY

That's not open to debate.

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (0P0FY)

111 Getting blown: it's gay if you are looking up or down.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 02:43 PM (VrVs2)

Or if you are a male wearing Crocs in public.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

112 I thought cornhole was a traditional camping activity!
Posted by: Cicero

Umm, that particular derogatory connotation came from corn cobs being used as substitute toilet paper.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (cofNv)

113 Why can't these scum back off even a little bit on porn for childten?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (VdGjU)



Kids need pr0n like they need drag queens. For reasons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (guGkK)

114 Neither. It's because blacks in general, as a demographic, have very old-fashioned attitudes about homosexuality and might not have had the same voter enthusiasm if the first black president was a poof.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


*Prison society has joined the chat
**Ru Paul wants a few words

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (VrVs2)

115 I think the funniest thing about Obama is watching the simps pound off to this idea that he's the coolest thing ever as he proudly wears his mom jeans and throws like a guy whose arm has only ever moved in a jerking motion.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (KbCG3)

116 'Obama Supports Giving Gay Porn to Elementary School Kids'

BS. Get the syllubuses from Sidwell Friends School where his daughters & the children of many other wealthy and famous - such as the Bidens - are educated throughout their "tender" years.

If there is/was gay porn in their kids' lives, especially as elementary school children, it had to be through the quality & caliber of the adults to whom they were directly exposed by their families. Lock 'em up.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (GshMh)

117 They don't give specific titles as they want you to think they are banning well known classics. Obama and his fellow travelers will never reveal what books specifically they are talking about - indoctrination to a gay or trans lifestyle and graphic porn for the kids.

Posted by: Cheri at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (oiNtH)

118 10 Obama is definitely gay because there was never another woman that claimed she had an affair with him.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (cOFom)

And not one photo of a pregnant "Michelle." Not. One.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (Rbu5d)

119 but suck one cock ...
Posted by: Just the Punchlin

If just do it once, and get the Purchase Order - are you gay?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (FxH7T)

120 So, three heads on pikes ought to do it.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (TpxpJ)

Immediately sang "Three Heads On a Pike" to the melody of "Three Coins in the Fountain"

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (AbL8c)

121 Ask how many Newberry Award Medal winning books are still available in the kids and YA area of your library.

What? Many of the older ones are missing?

Oh from all the libraries in the system? And you're not replacing them?

Libraries are the worst offenders when it comes to banning books. They were canceling books and authors long before social media. Long before.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (V+r6J)

122 Always have been credible accusations that he visited bath houses more than once.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (MNhXM)

123 America's second-worst president continued:

Thank God I lived to see the day! That means I'm only 3rd at worst, right?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (pZpOS)

124 *seethes*
-James Buchanan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

125 You be the judge.....


https://bityl.co/JxNI

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM (aD39U)

126 Wait - Obama's gay? Sure fooled me!

- Nobody

Posted by: 496 at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM (oHJ9/)

127 I may not have been born smart but I am teachable. I no longer click the links that Ace warns me not to nor the ones socked Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM (nfrXX)

128 They don't give specific titles as they want you to think they are banning well known classics. Obama and his fellow travelers will never reveal what books specifically they are talking about - indoctrination to a gay or trans lifestyle and graphic porn for the kids.
Posted by: Cheri

Obviously it's just Beloved by Toni Morrison.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM (CIS44)

129 “56 So, is the reason that Barry won't admit he likes the D because the democratic party can't let him take another Historic First, because they need to save that card for another candidate? Or because he actually is lying to us and himself?

Either way is pretty sad, tbh.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 19, 2023 02:37 PM ”

The big reveal won’t happen while Big Mike still harbors some political viability. Once they’re done with the possibility of running him as a candidate, then all can be told to an admiring press, who simply had NO idea…!

That day is coming soon, once the fraud machine has ended elections as they were once known.

Posted by: Advo at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM (VHN21)

130 So Obama's brother read Obama's books, eh? Yeah, Obama's definitely gay. In his book, Obama fantasized about sex with a male professor. Case closed. If that's not convincing enough, Obama also said he had a choice between being gay or straight, and chose to be straight because it's harder. Sorry, Obama, straight men don't make a choice to be straight. They just are.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (0N1h0)

He's also refuting another homo lie that people are born as queers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (BdMk6)

131 103 One of the less charming Roman customs. Superiority was determined by who penetrated and who was penetrated.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (cofNv)

They were just establishing dominance. Like my dad!
Posted by: Mac
----------
So are the groomers--that is why they seek out children.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (cofNv)

132 115 I think the funniest thing about Obama is watching the simps pound off to this idea that he's the coolest thing ever as he proudly wears his mom jeans and throws like a guy whose arm has only ever moved in a jerking motion.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 02:45 PM (KbCG3)

=========

There is a word for people who think that the latest corporate creation is always cool: squares.

It's hip to be square.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

133 My wife says one of the daughters is the spitting image of Barack. So he must’ve been involved somehow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (xTRSc)

134 Barry was the best piece of ass I ever had

Posted by: teh Big Mike at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (us2H3)

135 The Left has gone Full Pedo, Full Child Rape Trafficking, and Full Child Mutilation.

It's almost as if -- for some reason -- they're not concerned about losing any future national elections ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (SZn+k)

136 87 So, is the reason that Barry won't admit he likes the D because the democratic party can't let him take another Historic First, because they need to save that card for another candidate? Or because he actually is lying to us and himself?

Neither. It's because blacks in general, as a demographic, have very old-fashioned attitudes about homosexuality and might not have had the same voter enthusiasm if the first black president was a poof.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

In 2008, Obama overwhelmingly won California while at that very same time, the state voted against legalizing gay marriage. And it weren't the whites what did it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

137 The Gay Hawaiian Oreo Cookie is starting to lose his luster.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (ifUkZ)

138 16...Obama also said he had a choice between being gay or straight, and chose to be straight because it's harder. Sorry, Obama, straight men don't make a choice to be straight. They just are.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (0N1h0)

Wait, I thought they are "born that way," but now Zero says he chose. Which one is it?!?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (Rbu5d)

139 "America's First Gay President defended flooding public school libraries with gay pornography for children:"

That's weird. I'm not saying James Buchanan wouldn't have been all for flooding public school libarries with gay pornography for children, I just wouldn't have expected there WAS a significant amount of gay pron for children back then. Or public libarries.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (dGCAG)

140 The heck of it is, the books are pretty damn tame by today's standards.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

I found the complete set of Bond books at a used bookstore for like a buck each. Yes, tame by today's standards. In fact Bond had to take a flight to the US that stopped in Greenland(?) for refueling! Then took a train to the west, which took like a week

Different times.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2023 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

141 I'm pretty sure the stuff in that comic panel you could show is what got the Northwestern Univ. football and baseball coaches fired last week.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 19, 2023 02:49 PM (oCS0o)

142 My wife says one of the daughters is the spitting image of Barack. So he must’ve been involved somehow.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (xTRSc)



Yeah, don't see it.....


https://is.gd/SS7KmS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

143 There is a word for people who think that the latest corporate creation is always cool: squares.

It's hip to be square.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

*Looks at all the zoomers in class with pants so short that theyd only be of use in a flood*

*nods in agreement*

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 02:49 PM (CIS44)

144 In 2008, Obama overwhelmingly won California while at that very same time, the state voted against legalizing gay marriage. And it weren't the whites what did it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

Obama was against Gay Marriage until he wasn’t.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (MNhXM)

145 Barack Obama
@BarackObama
Today, some of the books that shaped my life--and the lives of so many others--are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives.

Name one book. Just one. Or is this the same thing as the White Sox being your favorite MLB team yet when asked by the fawning reporterette who was your favorite player, you couldn't name one.

I'm done with this guy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (4I/2K)

146 133 My wife says one of the daughters is the spitting image of Barack. So he must’ve been involved somehow.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM (xTRSc)

a chocolate milk man

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (us2H3)

147 127 I may not have been born smart but I am teachable. I no longer click the links that Ace warns me not to nor the ones socked Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2023 02:47 PM

Not the hero you wanted, but the hero you needed.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (pZpOS)

148 The reason I think he stays in the closet is the same reason almost all Muslims do.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (MNhXM)

149 My only question is, will Obama be throwing his big "coming out "party at his mansion in Marth's Vineyard, or at his place in Washington, DC?

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (njExo)

150 All I know is that Barack makes Michelle do all the hard rowing when they go kayaking. He doesn't appear to want to work up a sweat.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (XeHMZ)

151 Obama also said he had a choice between being gay or straight, and chose to be straight because it's harder.

I always laugh about this one. No heterosexual male has ever uttered such nonsense. Dude's like a gay JFK: "We choose to not suck these dicks not because it is easy, but because it is hard, like the dicks themselves."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (ppBhU)

152 I think he's a top. He's to narcissistic to satisfy another dude. He likely demands all the attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

153 Both Flamer and Gender Queer are seminal works!

Posted by: 496 at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (oHJ9/)

154 Or is this the same thing as the White Sox being your favorite MLB team yet when asked by the fawning reporterette who was your favorite player, you couldn't name one.


To be fair to Barky, he did say, "the catcher."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (guGkK)

155 You'd think devout Catholic Joe Biden would hesitate at p0rn for children.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (VdGjU)

156 He doesn't appear to want to work up a sweat.
---------------
Doing 5 pound curls is exhausting.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 19, 2023 02:51 PM (ifUkZ)

157 146 133 Surrogate and a turkey baster.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (0EOe9)

158 141 I'm pretty sure the stuff in that comic panel you could show is what got the Northwestern Univ. football and baseball coaches fired last week.
Posted by: Octochicken

Yes. If you handed out that at work, you would be creating a hostile work environment. But schools are just fine despite governed by even more strict statutory rules.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (cofNv)

159 Except in Obummer's case, his High School Sweethearts were all Boys from the Bathhouse Club, and they ain't gonna publicize that, not for one hot second they're not.
Jim

-------------

Didn't you read the post -- not boys, they were older men.
This is the true story of Obama: gay pedophilia

Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (X+D1n)

160
It's hip to be square.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



I find it funny that shortly after reading this, my player rolls a different Huey Lewis song.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Little Barry was a hell of fuck!

Posted by: Frank Davis at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (17s+e)

162 JEF is a fag and his shit is all fucked up.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

163 Obama is definitely gay because there was never another woman that claimed she had an affair with him.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (cOFom)

And not one photo of a pregnant "Michelle." Not. One.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (Rbu5d)

I rate both these statements as:

[ X ] True
[ ] Untrue

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (BdMk6)

164 I always laugh about this one. No heterosexual male has ever uttered such nonsense. Dude's like a gay JFK: "We choose to not suck these dicks not because it is easy, but because it is hard, like the dicks themselves."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
--------
That comment right there should break the internetz.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (cofNv)

165 Groomers and their supporters need Morbark.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (DCxi2)

166 Let's crack open those Bibles in public schools! Best-selling book in the world ever.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (sI15f)

167 138 16...Obama also said he had a choice between being gay or straight, and chose to be straight because it's harder. Sorry, Obama, straight men don't make a choice to be straight. They just are.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2023 02:32 PM (0N1h0)

Wait, I thought they are "born that way," but now Zero says he chose. Which one is it?!?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 02:48 PM

The bigger shock isn't Obama lying about ever choosing to take the harder path on ANYTHING...it's that millions of (little "L") morons believe him.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (pZpOS)

168 These people are fucking disgusting.
Pray for the innocent kids.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (o9iNw)

169 Coming Democrat Historic first presidents:
Woman
Black woman
Gay white guy
Latino
Latina
MTF

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (0P0FY)

170 It's hip to be square.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Sung to the tune of Cruel to Be Kind.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (VdGjU)

171 BBC News, 9 Nov 18 - Michelle Obama reveals daughters were conceived by IVF

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (GshMh)

172 The fact that one of the Owebama daughters looks like Michelle means she's the father.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

173 148 The reason I think he stays in the closet is the same reason almost all Muslims do.
Posted by: polynike

Denial?

Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (X+D1n)

174 It's hip to be square.

A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (ppBhU)

175 Your life was shaped by books about how to suck another man's private parts and how to insert various household objects into your rear end?

Did I stutter?

Posted by: Barack Huss-anal Obama at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (CaJIi)

176 So, I guess Reggie Love really WAS Owebama's butt boy.

And cocaine delivery. The reason why Bidens didn't have a problem with cocaine in the WH was because it was always there during the Obama Regime.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (p8A+W)

177 Name one book. Just one. Or is this the same thing as the White Sox being your favorite MLB team yet when asked by the fawning reporterette who was your favorite player, you couldn't name one.

I'm done with this guy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (4I/2K)

Heh. After his disastrous first pitch at Nats Park opening day 2009, he tried that with Bob Carpenter and Rob Dibble in the MASN broadcast booth. They didn't let him off but made a complete fool of him.

I don't believe he ever came back to the park.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (N3zMI)

178 Does his husband (Big Mike) know he is Gay ????

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM (hSa/7)

179 Big Mike spills on the BBC

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM (us2H3)

180 Egad, did Obama really make that statement about choosing to be straight? I’d never heard that before. When did he say that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM (xTRSc)

181 174 It's hip to be square.

A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (ppBhU)

This guy gets it. Now, any thoughts on Genesis?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

182 America's second-worst president continued:
--------
Thank God I lived to see the day! That means I'm only 3rd at worst, right?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (pZpOS)

With all due respect to the current Alzheimer Patient In Chief, and Pole-smoker Bobama, and Mr. Malaise Carter, none of them plunged the country into a pointless world war, while locking people up for disagreeing with him, as well as inventing the income tax. Then big-footed Germany into a horrible surrender, created a useless international organization... and let his wife cuck him ater he had a stroke, while he was still nominally President.

Nobody tops my man, Woodrow. The rest of these guys are chumps in comparison. Oh, and he was about as rayciss as ANYBODY who's ever occupied that office.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

183 These people are fucking disgusting.
Pray for the innocent kids.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2023 02:53 PM (o9iNw)



Yeah. Pretty much ALL of this right here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

184 Barry fav TV show was "Up the Down Staircase"

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 02:56 PM (us2H3)

185 Obama is definitely gay because there was never another woman that claimed she had an affair with him.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2023 02:31 PM (cOFom)

And not one photo of a pregnant "Michelle." Not. One.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 02:46 PM (Rbu5d)

I rate both these statements as:

[ X ] True
[ ] Untrue

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
==

Also no family resemblance between Sausage and Melanoma. Nor to either Barry or Michael.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 02:56 PM (17s+e)

186 160
It's hip to be square.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


I find it funny that shortly after reading this, my player rolls a different Huey Lewis song.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

DO NOT DOUBT MY POWERS!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

187 Coming Democrat Historic first presidents:
Woman
Black woman
Gay white guy
Latino
Latina
MTF


I'm sure the Antichrist is in there somewhere.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2023 02:56 PM (p8A+W)

188 So do I need to stop liking Huey Lewis now?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (N3zMI)

189 I wonder if Barry can say the word Pussy?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)

190 Today, some of the books that shaped my life--and the lives of so many others--are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.

Wow. Nobody has as high a regard for Barck as Barack. A legend in his own mind, Augustus, Einstein and Augustus all rolled into one steaming stuffed shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (guGkK)

191 His Biological Brother Says That Obama Is "Definitely Gay"
---
In a surprise twist, water is wet!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (YIVH2)

192 still don't get outta bed for less than 6 inches

Posted by: Amber Heard at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (us2H3)

193 I wonder if Barry can say the word Pussy?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)



He can say it, but can't eat it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Denial?
Posted by: The true story of Obama at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (X+D1n)

Yes, that's where they toss the flamer's peener, after they chop it off. Into denial.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

195 Heh. After his disastrous first pitch at Nats Park opening day 2009, he tried that with Bob Carpenter and Rob Dibble in the MASN broadcast booth. They didn't let him off but made a complete fool of him.

I don't believe he ever came back to the park.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2023 02:54 PM (N3zMI)

Yet some people believe he's the sportier president ever.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)

196 The average public librarian is Mary Cloggenstein come to life. It just seems to attract the dried up childless angry cat-hoarding box wine chugging bitter feminist crowd.

Posted by: brak at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (25k9m)

197 still don't get outta bed for less than 6 inches
Posted by: Amber Heard at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (us2H3)



I thought the rule was to not shit where you sleep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

198 If you saw Obama’s first pitch or him doing a layup there would be no doubt in your mind he was a gay guy. But if not, he should be.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (MNhXM)

199 The reason I think he stays in the closet is the same reason almost all Muslims do.
Posted by: polynike

Denial?
Posted by: The true story of Obama


Flight lessons.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (VrVs2)

200 And not one photo of a pregnant "Michelle." Not. One.

The doctor who delivered both of the Obama children and her husband work for the Obama Foundation and the children look like them. One like her, one like her husband.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

201
Also as noted yesterday, Sound of Freedom is only 300k behind Mission Impossible and it looks like it may overtake it by today to become the number one film in America, again.

Sound of Freedom is in over 1000 fewer theaters than MI.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 02:34 PM (rc3Z7)



I just had this vision where Cruise does a live TV interview where he asks his audience to go see Sound of Freedom as a civic duty, and then go see MI to cheer yourself up afterwards, given SoF's subject matter.

Laughably absurd, of course. But just think, it'd be like tossing a grenade into an overcrowded chicken coop. It'd make the most wonderful mess.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (n+4am)

202 Nobody tops my man, Woodrow. The rest of these guys are chumps in comparison. Oh, and he was about as rayciss as ANYBODY who's ever occupied that office.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 02:55 PM

True, but that was, like, before the parties flipped in the 60s, so Wilson's basically a black mark on Republicans.

Posted by: Leftist Dem Apologist at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (pZpOS)

203 him doing a layup there would be no doubt in your mind he was a gay guy. But if not, he should be.
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (MNhXM)



He lays more brick than Ron Jeremy has laid pipe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

204 For those not watching today's Hunter Biden tax case whistleblower hearing let me recap.

Whistleblowers:We all agreed that Hunter committed multiple felonies over multiple years and agreed that he should be charged with multiple felonies in both NY and CA but the corrupt Biden DOJ refused to go forward with charges and also refused to allow us to follow the money trail to the Big Guy.

Democrats on the House Committee: Trump

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

205 Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023

The Entire Gor series was in my Junior High (7th and 8th) Library.

I don't think they knew what it was about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

206 Yet some people believe he's the sportier president ever.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)



He rode the pine in HS, on a basketball team of Asians.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (aD39U)

207 Who can forge Obama's epic 3 for 25 three point shoots in his sport bakaball?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (17s+e)

208 189 I wonder if Barry can say the word Pussy?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)

{ X} say it

{ } eat it

Posted by: Amber Heard at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (us2H3)

209 How many consecutive misses did have Obama have playing one on one.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:00 PM (VdGjU)

210 Somewhat related, I've been rediscovering the genius that was/is Tom Green recently.

He did an episode of his show back in the day, I only saw a few clips of that, where he was hanging out with Monica Lewisnki. There was one shot where Monica is looking right into the camera, and good grief does she have gorgeous eyes.

I'm just sayin.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:00 PM (dGCAG)

211 We be proud of Presdent Obama, so proud that's he be letting all of us knows that being Gay is OK !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2023 03:01 PM (hSa/7)

212 197 still don't get outta bed for less than 6 inches
Posted by: Amber Heard at July 19, 2023 02:57 PM (us2H3)


I thought the rule was to not shit where you sleep.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought it was 6 Figures...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:01 PM (oHd/0)

213 196 The average public librarian is Mary Cloggenstein come to life. It just seems to attract the dried up childless angry cat-hoarding box wine chugging bitter feminist crowd.
Posted by: brak at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM

No talent, lazy liberal women love to control information, especially to children.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:01 PM (pZpOS)

214 The Entire Gor series was in my Junior High (7th and 8th) Library.

I don't think they knew what it was about.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Probably not. Don't care much for that series.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:01 PM (cofNv)

215 210 He did an episode of his show back in the day, I only saw a few clips of that, where he was hanging out with Monica Lewisnki. There was one shot where Monica is looking right into the camera, and good grief does she have gorgeous eyes.

I'm just sayin.....


she's got bette davis monica lewinski eyes...

Posted by: classics for the new era at July 19, 2023 03:01 PM (sGtp+)

216 This letter from O’Bama popped up on my LinkedIn feed. The comments were nauseating. All gushing how wonderful he is and how he’d easily win a 3rd term if it weren’t for the racist ke that prevents him from running again(yes seriously). And of course agreeing that these books are “banned” by right wingers who hate freedom and shit.

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:02 PM (/ouOr)

217 Yes. If you handed out that at work, you would be creating a hostile work environment. But schools are just fine despite governed by even more strict statutory rules.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 02:52 PM (cofNv)

++++
This is what is so astonishing. Anyone who has a job knows the rules regarding sexual harassment - even the most innocent comment that can be taken the wrong way and it's off to HR with your head on a platter. Yet, the schools are encouraging and promoting very graphic and specific sex acts both spelled out and drawn in cartoon modes. The "cartoon" utilization is the most heinous crime of all.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 19, 2023 03:03 PM (XeHMZ)

218
Reagan rode horses and chopped wood.

W. cleared brush on his ranch and zipped that First Pitch.

Trump bangs his supermodel wife.

Obama hung curtains, rode a girls bike in mom jeans, noodle-armed his First Pitch, put up 20 straight brick shots . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 03:03 PM (4I/2K)

219 210 Somewhat related, I've been rediscovering the genius that was/is Tom Green recently.

He did an episode of his show back in the day, I only saw a few clips of that, where he was hanging out with Monica Lewisnki. There was one shot where Monica is looking right into the camera, and good grief does she have gorgeous eyes.

I'm just sayin.....
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:00 PM (dGCAG)

At any point did he put his bum on the Lewinski?

Also, not docking Billy Boy for taste. At least on that one.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 03:03 PM (KbCG3)

220 203 him doing a layup there would be no doubt in your mind he was a gay guy. But if not, he should be.
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (MNhXM)

He lays more brick than Ron Jeremy has laid pipe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM

He laid more brick than ME!

Posted by: Torwald the bridge builder goat fucker at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (pZpOS)

221 210 Yeah, Monica was definitely a good-looking gal.

Too bad she had to waste those on Wilhelm von der Schlichmeister-Schanschtuker.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (xTRSc)

222 Is there something like reverse succession?

Can we kick DC out of the country?

Probably against the Constitution but it really has to go.

Posted by: pawn at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (wsHtO)

223 It was awesome when he did curls with 5 pound DBs.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (VdGjU)

224 I went on a national database and did a search for people in my area that are convicted sex offenders. OMG. Hundreds. I live in a city of 55K so relatively small in comparison to other cities. It has name, picture, address and felony info. If you click on name, you get the offense and conviction date. Some are labeled - Repeat Offender / Violent and aggressive.

I know that people get arrested for peeing in an alley - displayed genitals in public. I don't think that those are felonies.

Posted by: Cheri at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (oiNtH)

225 218
Reagan rode horses and chopped wood.

W. cleared brush on his ranch and zipped that First Pitch.

Trump bangs his supermodel wife.

Obama hung curtains, rode a girls bike in mom jeans, noodle-armed his First Pitch, put up 20 straight brick shots . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 03:03 PM (4I/2K)

Yeah but he did fill out a mean March Madness bracket!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (KbCG3)

226 WHOM HAS GREATER CFM ???? OBAMA, HARRIS, OR A VACUUM CLEANER ???


Cubic Feet (of air) per Minute (CFM)
The CFM is a measurement of airflow, and is assessed by how much air is taken in through a round opening ranging from two inches to completely closed. There is zero CFM at no opening and maximum CFM at a two-inch opening. Increased CFM becomes more important as the air opening size gets larger. For example, you can feel the air rushing into a straw when you inhale, but you would not feel a thing if you inhale through a two-inch pipe.

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 19, 2023 03:04 PM (9e2kV)

227 214 The Entire Gor series was in my Junior High (7th and 8th) Library.

I don't think they knew what it was about.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Probably not. Don't care much for that series.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:01 PM (cofNv)
____________

You woulda thought the book covers alone woulda been a hint? It's all half-naked bodacious babes in bondage and/or being threatened by monsters.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

228 I'm bettin Obama would be one hell of a women's swimmer. Maybe even place in the top 3 at some local meets.

Posted by: FRED at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (2znMt)

229 218
Reagan rode horses and chopped wood.

W. cleared brush on his ranch and zipped that First Pitch.

Trump bangs his supermodel wife.

Obama hung curtains, rode a girls bike in mom jeans, noodle-armed his First Pitch, put up 20 straight brick shots . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 03:03 PM

Don't forget about us!!!

Posted by: Curling 10lbs dumbbells for the media at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (pZpOS)

230 This is what is so astonishing. Anyone who has a job knows the rules regarding sexual harassment - even the most innocent comment that can be taken the wrong way and it's off to HR with your head on a platter. Yet, the schools are encouraging and promoting very graphic and specific sex acts both spelled out and drawn in cartoon modes. The "cartoon" utilization is the most heinous crime of all.
Posted by: washrivergal

And schools in particular are supposed to act for the parents when children are attending. Public schools encouraging this are acting as groomers, not educators nor parents.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (cofNv)

231 Yet some people believe he's the sportier president ever.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)


He rode the pine in HS, on a basketball team of Asians.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (aD39U)

Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (0P0FY)

232 I remember finding out that there are 4 year degrees in “library science”. Lol. 4 years to learn how the Dewey decimal system works and how to stack books?

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (/ouOr)

233 @201

>>I just had this vision where Cruise does a live TV interview where he asks his audience to go see Sound of Freedom as a civic duty, and then go see MI to cheer yourself up afterwards, given SoF's subject matter.


** Jumps of Couch **

Tom Cruise: IllTemperedCur, you magnificent bastard, that just might work!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (rc3Z7)

234 Yet, the schools are encouraging and promoting very graphic and specific sex acts both spelled out and drawn in cartoon modes. The "cartoon" utilization is the most heinous crime of all.

Posted by: washrivergal
===

I'm so old that I remember donks getting in a huff about cartoons like Joe Camel being bad because it appealed to children.... but gay sex and cartoons is okey dokey.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 19, 2023 03:06 PM (17s+e)

235 Wow. President Obama was surprisingly disingenuous there.

Posted by: Sid - Aviators are Off at July 19, 2023 03:06 PM (pBhcC)

236 Well, we have the Muslims on our side, they are more furious about this bullshit than we are. Another voter group against the Dems.

Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2023 03:06 PM (9UmRs)

237 200...The doctor who delivered both of the Obama children and her husband work for the Obama Foundation and the children look like them. One like her, one like her husband.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

Yep. Too lazy to look for it, though.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (Rbu5d)

238 You woulda thought the book covers alone woulda been a hint? It's all half-naked bodacious babes in bondage and/or being threatened by monsters.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

Senex: "Oh, I was just standing here saying shame...shame...."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (N3zMI)

239 I have zero GAFs about Obama being gay, kinda obvious. That fact that he is an American hating commie is more significant.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (oWBc3)

240 My Gaydar pegged as soon as I saw Barry and Mike together trying to keep it all on the down low.

Nothing about Barry is real...his parents, his upbringing, his education, his practice of islam, sodomy, rape, marxism, work history, rape and dog eating.

Everything is shadow and fog.

But I do know a faggot when I see one and Barry is a stone cold faggot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (b+YaX)

241 Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM

I have a feeling Teddy Roosevelt was pretty fit and athletic.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (pZpOS)

242 201...But just think, it'd be like tossing a grenade into an overcrowded chicken coop. It'd make the most wonderful mess.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (n+4am)

That's not funny.

Posted by: Flyover's Hens at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

243 And not one photo of a pregnant "Michelle." Not. One.
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The doctor who delivered both of the Obama children and her husband work for the Obama Foundation and the children look like them. One like her, one like her husband.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

This is one of those things, you could say Barak might not be gay, and Big Mike might not be a dude, but who cares. Make him deny it. And him too.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

244 Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (0P0FY

Vampires in this country feared him the most.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (BdMk6)

245 232 I remember finding out that there are 4 year degrees in “library science”. Lol. 4 years to learn how the Dewey decimal system works and how to stack books?
Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (/ouOr)

Now do Barber School.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (oHd/0)

246 Is Obama’s brother named George?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (xTRSc)

247 241 Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM

I have a feeling Teddy Roosevelt was pretty fit and athletic.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (pZpOS)
__________________

Gerald Ford has entered the chat

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

248 Wow we are lucky to have Obama and Mayor Pete as our leaders !!!!!!!!!!

I think Big Mike has a better ass then Mayor Pete's main squeeze !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (9e2kV)

249 Obama gay?

Well there goes another conspiracy theory down the gutter to hepatitis HELL.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (FlyF4)

250
236 Well, we have the Muslims on our side, they are more furious about this bullshit than we are. Another voter group against the Dems.
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2023 03:06 P

They will still vote D.

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (/ouOr)

251 Teddy Roosevelt has entered the chat.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (oWBc3)

252 You woulda thought the book covers alone woulda been a hint? It's all half-naked bodacious babes in bondage and/or being threatened by monsters.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Many of the early sci fi and fantasy writers were in fact pervs of different flavors.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8hsa3e

Moira Greyland, daughter of Walter Breen and Marion Zimmer Bradley has a horrific biography of herself and how pedo was a feature of the early scifi/fantasy scene.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (cofNv)

253 Well, we have the Muslims on our side, they are more furious about this bullshit than we are. Another voter group against the Dems.
Posted by: clutch


That's rich coming from the group that feels that "women are for babies & boys are for pleasure".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (VrVs2)

254 244 Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (0P0FY

Vampires in this country feared him the most.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (BdMk6)

Andrew Jackson... he just fought Zombies in New Orleans...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (oHd/0)

255 241 Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM
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A zombie horde rates this statement as "TRUE."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (YIVH2)

256 Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (/ouOr)

The lab experiment of testing different tones of voice for shushing people takes a while.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (vN+oL)

257 The doctor who delivered both of the Obama children and her husband work for the Obama Foundation and the children look like them. One like her, one like her husband.

Do they include the turkey baster in the family photos?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (p8A+W)

258 IIRC, when TFG was in the IL Senate he pushed expanding sex ed for kindergartners.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (avru5)

259 Yeah, there's a reason we view Michelle as the man in that relationship.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (4olE8)

260 Lincoln's athletic ability really dimished after 1865 though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (ppBhU)

261 Barsoom Babes for the win!

Posted by: John Carter at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (2YtOq)

262 Some guy on Twitter was talking about Ms Marvel selling 500k copies of collection trade paperbacks. This despite the character having practically zero popularity. You know it was libraries and other left wing organizations buying those up.

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (FQmDC)

263 230 And schools in particular are supposed to act for the parents when children are attending. Public schools encouraging this are acting as groomers, not educators nor parents.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (cofNv)

=======

Parents haven't dealt with the rigors of Education degrees, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

264 Lincoln's athletic ability really dimished after 1865 though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (ppBhU)

Concussion protocol

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (OgrpQ)

265 Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM

I have a feeling Teddy Roosevelt was pretty fit and athletic.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (pZpOS)

Neither of them could stand up to JFK. Why, they used to pump him full of drugs, and he'd go out and toss a football around with his toddler children.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (dGCAG)

266 240 My Gaydar pegged as soon as I saw Barry and Mike together trying to keep it all on the down low.

Nothing about Barry is real...his parents, his upbringing, his education, his practice of islam, sodomy, rape, marxism, work history, rape and dog eating.

Everything is shadow and fog.

But I do know a faggot when I see one and Barry is a stone cold faggot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Intel community used to call that sort of biography as a 'legend' and you have to have people with a lot of clout in order for that sort of thing to happen like gubmint agencies.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (cofNv)

267 232 I remember finding out that there are 4 year degrees in “library science”. Lol. 4 years to learn how the Dewey decimal system works and how to stack books?
Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (/ouOr)
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There's a fair amount more to Library Science than just stacking books...

A good research librarian is an invaluable resource for an R1 institution.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (YIVH2)

268 And for avoidance of doubt, George Washington could have whipped the ass of any the next 45 holders of the office.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (oWBc3)

269 I still blame 7 of 9’s husband for all of this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (xTRSc)

270 You woulda thought the book covers alone woulda been a hint? It's all half-naked bodacious babes in bondage and/or being threatened by monsters.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Which, in the early 70's would have been every movie poster out there.

Different time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (oHd/0)

271 Library schools were relatively early in the game of total subversion. You probably cannot find a graduate from a Library Science program in the past 25 years that is *not* a glass-eyed communist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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There are a few of us.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (aBJcM)

272 Lincoln vs any another president:
LeBron vs FDR

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (0P0FY)

273 262 Some guy on Twitter was talking about Ms Marvel selling 500k copies of collection trade paperbacks. This despite the character having practically zero popularity. You know it was libraries and other left wing organizations buying those up.
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:10 PM (FQmDC)

========

That's obviously not single issue numbers. If they were, Ms Marvel would be one of the best selling comics of the last few decades.

They must be talking about the life of the comic, so probably something like 10,000 per issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

274 Please note that your local librarian is expected to toe the line of the ALA or other national groups, not the communities they serve.

Posted by: pookysgirl is glad her librarian grandma isn't around to be appalled at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (nchP0)

275 Join the camp fire Trannies
Pushing Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (xhxe8)

276 269 I still blame 7 of 9’s husband for all of this.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (xTRSc)

Guy was clearly crazy... I mean having to go to a SEX CLUB when you had HER?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

277 Neither of them could stand up to JFK. Why, they used to pump him full of drugs, and he'd go out and toss a football around with his toddler children.
Posted by: BurtTC
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When you consider all the Democrats elected to the Presidency since Grover Cleveland, JFK is the least objectionable and offensive. Think of what that says.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (cofNv)

278 They will still vote D.
Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (/ouOr)

Muslims in my state voted 38% for PDT, twice the rate of Jews.

Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (9UmRs)

279 267 There's a fair amount more to Library Science than just stacking books...

A good research librarian is an invaluable resource for an R1 institution.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (YIVH2)

========

Granted, the micro-fiche.

But what else have the Romans done for us?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

280 Don't forget about us!!!
Posted by: Curling 10lbs dumbbells for the media at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (pZpOS)

You can "identify" as 10lb dumbbells, but that doesn't make it any more true than Bronco Bama being straight.

Posted by: OneEyedJack knows 5 lb dumbbells when he sees them at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (FCbAQ)

281 There's a fair amount more to Library Science than just stacking books...

A good research librarian is an invaluable resource for an R1 institution.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (YIVH2)

One of my kids is picking up her masters. She's interested in archive and preservation. Also a rock-solid social traditionalist. Probably will starve.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (N3zMI)

282 I found the complete set of Bond books at a used bookstore for like a buck each. Yes, tame by today's standards. In fact Bond had to take a flight to the US that stopped in Greenland(?) for refueling! Then took a train to the west, which took like a week

Different times.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2023


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A transatlantic flight in the early to mid-'50s would leave London, stop in Ireland for refueling and provisions, then leap across the Atlantic to Canadian Forces Base Gander in Newfoundland. Refuel there, then off to Idlewild in NY.

I don't recall him taking a train across America, but he did travel from NYC to Florida in the Mr. Big adventure, which took several days. When he went to Las Vegas in Diamonds Are Forever, he flew. But then he and Tiffany came back to England on the Queen Elizabeth, which would have been a long voyage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (J2vNu)

283 273 Yeah not the comics which never sold but the trade paperback collections of those comics

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (FQmDC)

284 >>Well, we have the Muslims on our side, they are more furious about this bullshit than we are. Another voter group against the Dems.

Eh, only because this affects their own kids.
They happily "groom" (rape) young infidel girls in Western nations (see UK "grooming" gangs that have operated for decades).
And then there's things like bacha bazi and child brides in their home countries. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (avru5)

285
And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.


It'll be a matter of weeks, if not days, before librarians come forward claiming they suffer from PTSD. Mark my words.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (uiz4r)

286 278 They will still vote D.
Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (/ouOr)

Muslims in my state voted 38% for PDT, twice the rate of Jews.
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (9UmRs)

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There's a reason the cheating went into overdrive in 2020, and it wasn't because the demographic model was holding up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

287 I work in a library (but not for the library). They always have displays near the front for special topics like "Pride Month." Funnily enough, I never see anyone perusing those books nor does it seem like anyone checks them out.

I occasionally take a photo of an odd book that I can use for the Sunday Morning Book Thread, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (YIVH2)

288 The lab experiment of testing different tones of voice for shushing people takes a while.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson


The AoSHQ 'ettes could do it in one take. We have librarians, church moms, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (VrVs2)

289 Now do Barber School.

Ex went to barber school.
Ended up working at Elmendorf AFB for a while.
Top heavy blonde. The tips from the airmen were
pretty darn good.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (VMFAF)

290 Yet some people believe he's the sportier president ever.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)


He rode the pine in HS, on a basketball team of Asians.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 02:59 PM (aD39U)

Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:05 PM (0P0FY)

Four touchdowns in one game!

Posted by: Gerald R. Ford, UM Wolverines MVP, Collegiate All Star at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

291 271 Library schools were relatively early in the game of total subversion. You probably cannot find a graduate from a Library Science program in the past 25 years that is *not* a glass-eyed communist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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There are a few of us.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (aBJcM)

I don't think it's all being Radicals... I think it's often laziness. They have no idea what books are in their libraries... what they are about.

But when caught out, they HAVE to defend themselves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)

292 Um if the free robust sharing of ideas is so integral to "our democracy", why is the Biden administration colluding with big tech to censor people?

Posted by: InZona at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (6P4yv)

293 Intel community used to call that sort of biography as a 'legend' and you have to have people with a lot of clout in order for that sort of thing to happen like gubmint agencies.

Which is why I think often about the guy on Twitter who said the second civil war was fought in the late 60s and early 70s and Bill Ayers and associates won it because conservatives didn't know it was happening. That framing explains a lot, including the part where electing Hillary was supposed to be the final phase of mopping up the survivors.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (ZGrMX)

294 287 I work in a library (but not for the library). They always have displays near the front for special topics like "Pride Month." Funnily enough, I never see anyone perusing those books nor does it seem like anyone checks them out.

I occasionally take a photo of an odd book that I can use for the Sunday Morning Book Thread, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (YIVH2)

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I've seen one person in my active memory run up to a Pride display and grab something: a 7 year old (or so) boy who liked the rainbow on a plush.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

295 I have a feeling Teddy Roosevelt was pretty fit and athletic.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (pZpOS)
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Gerald Ford has entered the chat
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM

Bitch, please. You got dropped by a flight of stairs. At least it took a bullet to drop Lincoln...but it takes more than THAT to drop a Bull Moose!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (pZpOS)

296 When are they getting anal bleaching covered by Obamacare?

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (FlyF4)

297 276 269 I still blame 7 of 9’s husband for all of this.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:11 PM (xTRSc)

Guy was clearly crazy... I mean having to go to a SEX CLUB when you had HER?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

Boredom ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

298 When you consider all the Democrats elected to the Presidency since Grover Cleveland, JFK is the least objectionable and offensive. Think of what that says.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (cofNv)
______________

I once burned a liberal online by providing a series of quotes that I attributed to Rush Limbaugh.

"Of course that right-wing nut job would say that."

I then informed him that they were all JFK quotes, and provided the links to them.

"You tricked me!"

Yup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

299 No other president could’ve touched Taft in competitive eating.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (xTRSc)

300 Btw Disney had decided to try and raise public interest in Ms Marvel by putting her show on ABC. Saturday nights at 11pm LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (FQmDC)

301 Guy was clearly crazy... I mean having to go to a SEX CLUB when you had HER?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

I think the gist of his kink was he wanted to be seen in the sex club banging her.

Posted by: OneEyedJack knows 5 lb dumbbells when he sees them at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (FCbAQ)

302 I think Big Mike has a better ass then Mayor Pete's main squeeze !!!!!!!!!

Yeah butt...

https://tinyurl.com/2mhbtd68

She looks like an old horse clomping off to the barn.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (p8A+W)

303 Gerald Ford has entered the chat
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

If we're talking about pre-Presidential term days, you'd have to give Washington a look. The man towered over others, as Lincoln did, and unlike Lincoln, Washington had some real life battle experience.

In fact, the Brits accused him of war crimes (or whatever they called it in those days). The man was badass. I'm not saying he REALLY killed his Sensei in a duel, but maybe.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

304 252 You woulda thought the book covers alone woulda been a hint? It's all half-naked bodacious babes in bondage and/or being threatened by monsters.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Many of the early sci fi and fantasy writers were in fact pervs of different flavors.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8hsa3e

Moira Greyland, daughter of Walter Breen and Marion Zimmer Bradley has a horrific biography of herself and how pedo was a feature of the early scifi/fantasy scene.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (cofNv)
________

I think Moira's problem was more that her parents were sick perverts and homos than that they were in fantasy. Moira would have been sexually abused by them even if they were bus drivers or short order cooks.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

305 295 I have a feeling Teddy Roosevelt was pretty fit and athletic.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (pZpOS)

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Teddy was a dandy from money who used marketing to up his image as some sort of outdoorsman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

306 Name one book. Just one. Or is this the same thing as the White Sox being your favorite MLB team yet when asked by the fawning reporterette who was your favorite player, you couldn't name one.

I'm done with this guy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 02:50 PM (4I/2K)

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"North Korean player Cominsky Park!"

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (9UaSi)

307 I read that Dinesh D'Souza quote in a Dinesh D'Souza voice. LOfuckingL

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (qzRXz)

308 fudge, sockoff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (FCbAQ)

309 My butt's been wiped!

Posted by: Joetatoe at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (FlyF4)

310 @201

>>I just had this vision where Cruise does a live TV interview where he asks his audience to go see Sound of Freedom as a civic duty, and then go see MI to cheer yourself up afterwards, given SoF's subject matter


Except Scientology is sort of, kind of into child trafficking...a lot.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (sI15f)

311 A transatlantic flight in the early to mid-'50s would leave London, stop in Ireland for refueling and provisions, then leap across the Atlantic to Canadian Forces Base Gander in Newfoundland. Refuel there, then off to Idlewild in NY.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2023 03:13 PM (J2vNu)
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This was a minor plot point in an Agent Pendergast novel. A character was pursuing his charge, who had been kidnapped. He was able to follow them to Gander, Newfoundland and then had to hop across the Atlantic to Ireland for a refueling stop before going all the way to Africa.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (YIVH2)

312 Gerald Ford was a consensus All American football player

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (FQmDC)

313 304 I think Moira's problem was more that her parents were sick perverts and homos than that they were in fantasy. Moira would have been sexually abused by them even if they were bus drivers or short order cooks.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

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The prevalence with them, Heinlein, and Clarke does feel slightly out of percentage with the overall population, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

314 Except Scientology is sort of, kind of into child trafficking...a lot.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (sI15f)
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I thought that was the Super Adventure Club...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:17 PM (YIVH2)

315 I thought this was interesting. Cluster bombs have been in the news and this 12 minute video discusses their first use. Turns out it was by the guys who brought you the Holocaust. They're still finding the bomblets in Britain today.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPMCN7oAEs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (FVME7)

316 And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day
_________________

Librarians? Fighting?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

317 Heh.

Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas.

Never better named

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (MKFtQ)

318 We should just call these books disinformation and move to have them stricken from schools and the public.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (cMXNt)

319 293 Intel community used to call that sort of biography as a 'legend' and you have to have people with a lot of clout in order for that sort of thing to happen like gubmint agencies.

Which is why I think often about the guy on Twitter who said the second civil war was fought in the late 60s and early 70s and Bill Ayers and associates won it because conservatives didn't know it was happening. That framing explains a lot, including the part where electing Hillary was supposed to be the final phase of mopping up the survivors.
Posted by: Ian S.
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More like a coup. Problem with that is that eventually the Big Lies don't win out anymore. Same with Guilt and inevitably the wheel turns regardless of what elites want.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (cofNv)

320 Well, we have the Muslims on our side, they are more furious about this bullshit than we are. Another voter group against the Dems.
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2023 03:06 P

They will still vote D.
Posted by: Montec

Disagree, they will vote for other muzzies like the squad.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (mhl6G)

321
Except Scientology is sort of, kind of into child trafficking...a lot.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (sI15f)



And rape. Don't forget the rape.

Posted by: Danny Masterson at July 19, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Teddy was a sickly child, but he overcame it.
I forget the condition.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 19, 2023 03:19 PM (MeG8a)

323 "Thank you for letting us entertain you. And please, if you want to be educated please see "Sound of Freedom".


Tom Cruise, taking a big PR chance at the end of his movie.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 19, 2023 03:19 PM (0EOe9)

324 She looks like an old horse clomping off to the barn.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (p8A+W)


It looks like a lazy person to me. You get that kind of posture and presence by sitting down with a bucket of KFC on most days of the week.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 03:19 PM (sI15f)

325 Teddy Roosevelt has entered the chat.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 19, 2023 03:09 PM (oWBc3)

Takes a bullet to the chest, delivers an hour+ oration as planned.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

326 And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day
_________________

Librarians? Fighting?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo)
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Has Conan the Librarian entered the chat yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (YIVH2)

327 Are there any nonpervert Demoncrats?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (VdGjU)

328 They're still finding the bomblets in Britain today.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPMCN7oAEs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (FVME7)

In an episode of Danger UXB, a kid finds one and hides in his bedroom dresser.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (N3zMI)

329 There was a major biography of Obama that reveals Obama is gay, had a letter where he said being gay is taking the easy way out in not forming a family.

Posted by: MikeN at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (XygMV)

330 313 304 I think Moira's problem was more that her parents were sick perverts and homos than that they were in fantasy. Moira would have been sexually abused by them even if they were bus drivers or short order cooks.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

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The prevalence with them, Heinlein, and Clarke does feel slightly out of percentage with the overall population, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 19, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
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I think it's writers in general. I would even say artists in general. I wouldn't put Heinlein in the same sentence as Clarke or Moira's parents, btw.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

331
304 I think Moira's problem was more that her parents were sick perverts and homos than that they were in fantasy. Moira would have been sexually abused by them even if they were bus drivers or short order cooks.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Read the book. It is a pretty searing indictment of the whole con scene of early sci fi and fantasy worlds.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (cofNv)

332 322 Asthma

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (xTRSc)

333 My butt's been wiped!
Posted by: Joetatoe

Was that after the Sec of Trans helped pack your shit?
Or did Levine get in on the action as well?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (mhl6G)

334 My butt's been wiped!
Posted by: Joetatoe at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (FlyF4)



Probably the greatest moment in Presidential history.


https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Posted by: Danny Masterson at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

335 316 And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day
_________________

Librarians? Fighting?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

To CRUSH the book Stamp, to see your books driven into the stacks, to hear the lamentation of the overdue!

Posted by: Conan, the Librarian at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (oHd/0)

336 Early a bit of conversation about Mooch and mentioned I didn't believe she is a male, but was thinking bet Barky had some ghey sex when he was a kid

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (xhxe8)

337 When you consider all the Democrats elected to the Presidency since Grover Cleveland, JFK is the least objectionable and offensive. Think of what that says.
Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:12 PM (cofNv)

I'd say Truman was less objectionable, but he was also very stupid, and not at all in control of his administration, with real life commies all up and down his Deep State. You might even say Truman's admin invented the Deep State, but they mostly did it under his nose, without his awareness.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

338 eddy was a sickly child, but he overcame it.
I forget the condition.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 19, 2023


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Asthma, I think. Traveling out West to South Dakota and so forth improved his condition.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (J2vNu)

339 Oh yeah he gay.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (iziT8)

340 To CRUSH the book Stamp, to see your books driven into the stacks, to hear the lamentation of the overdue!
Posted by: Conan, the Librarian at July 19, 2023 03:21 PM (oHd/0)
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I was waiting for you to show up....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (YIVH2)

341 Shucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Democrats at Whistleblower hearing. So far they haven't refuted a single factual issue raised by the WBs. Instead they are tossing lots of dust in the air. You have been investigating HB for 5 years and this is all you got (skipping over the blatant DOJ interference)? Hunter has paid a terrible price being convicted of tax and firearms crimes plus his drug addiction trigged by Bo Biden being killed at Omaha beach (skipping over the slow walking allowed crimes to expire and pleaded down from felonies). Attorney Weiss, A TRUMP appointee, had a free and told Rep. Jordan this (skipping over his ever changing story). And never once will they discuss the millions of dollars that have been tied to the Bidens and their source.

And on and on.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (qxLut)

343 Big Mike could rip Barry's leg off and eat it raw.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (VdGjU)

344 I thought that was the Super Adventure Club...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2023 03:17 PM (YIVH2)

Is that what they're calling the sea corps these days?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (sI15f)

345 Nobody tops my man, Woodrow. The rest of these guys are chumps in comparison. Oh, and he was about as rayciss as ANYBODY who's ever occupied that office.

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(LBJ has entered the chat)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (dPePg)

346 327 Are there any nonpervert Demoncrats?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

What makes you think a lot of DC Republicans are any better? The only difference is that GOP voters take out the trash if they find out while they are celebrated like Gerry Studds in blue districts.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (cofNv)

347 Well. I WAS getting hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

348 Are there any nonpervert Demoncrats?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:20 PM (VdGjU)

JFK was 100% poun hound.

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (0P0FY)

349 You just no Mooch pegged him with a big strap on...

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (FQmDC)

350 Vlad the Impaler

These days, I don't think that means what you think it means...

Posted by: InZona at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (6P4yv)

351 Now do Barber School.

Ex went to barber school.
Ended up working at Elmendorf AFB for a while.
Top heavy blonde. The tips from the airmen were
pretty darn good.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 19, 2023 03:14 PM (VMFAF)

Ah, yes, the back-of-the-neck massage while her hands are occupied with scissor and comb.

Similar to the top-of-the-head massaged from the buxom dental hygienist.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (4I/2K)

352 I am NOT a Muslim dogeating ped0 fag.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

353 348Although double teaming a woman with your brother is a bit....something

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (FQmDC)

354 328 My ex Bil was in the field with some Landswehr troops. A kid came in looking for the soldaten, as he had just found a rusty potato masher grenade. EOD came in and the thing still made a grossenboom.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (0EOe9)

355 You just no Mooch pegged him with a big strap on...
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (FQmDC)



She doesn't need no stinkin strap-on.....


https://i.IMGflip.com/3p1luw.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

356 hen you consider all the Democrats elected to the Presidency since Grover Cleveland, JFK is the least objectionable and offensive. Think of what that says.

And that is why they had to kill him.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (p8A+W)

357 Remember when Different Stokes had a "very special episode" about pedos?

See a "friend" of the boys invited them over to watch some "educational movies on gay sex". And why did he do that?

Well...because he wanted to have sex with them. Its the same thing here. These scumbags want to "netflix and chill" with prepubescent kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (lc5cP)

358 "JFK was 100% poun hound."

I thought I saw somewhere MM called him a "minute man".

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (iziT8)

359 > Lincoln definitely the most athletic president. A giant in his time, you wouldn't want to be in his way when he had an ax in his hands.

Here's an account of Lincoln wrestling Jack Armstrong, a member of the Clary Grove gang.

https://tinyurl.com/r32wvvzx

There are several stories of Lincoln demonstrating his axe-cutting on random logs.

There's also a story about Lincoln holding an axe by the end of the handle, at arm's length, using only his thumb and forefinger for some time. Apparently, the onlooking sailors tried to imitate him and couldn't.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (0N1h0)

360 Gerald Ford was a consensus All American football player

And yet the image a huge portion of the public had of him was Chevy Chase falling down. Between that and the Tina Fey thing, that show is probably responsible for more public stupidity than any other.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (nfrXX)

361 JFK was 100% poun hound.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (

Adult poon?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (VdGjU)

362 I dunno. Roosevelt got the MOH, posthumously and with some controversy. JFK got the Navy and Marine Corps Medal and a PH. Plus he obviously pissed off the CIA so there's that.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (SAX5G)

363 hen you consider all the Democrats elected to the Presidency since Grover Cleveland, JFK is the least objectionable and offensive. Think of what that says.

He might have been banging commie spies and mob molls, but at least they were all willing adults.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (lc5cP)

364 He isn't Kenyan, he isn't a homosexual. He's the deputy dean of students catapulted into the White House by the Democratic Party publicity machine. The problem with Obama is that he's a manifestation of the attitudes of a certain (fairly common) type of bourgeois. These people should be rare, and they're not.

Posted by: Art Deco at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (SHrUD)

365 I do hope Democrats keep pushing this map stuff, it is not popular to say the least....

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (FQmDC)

366 B.O. stinks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (NBVIP)

367 And that is why they had to kill him.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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And most likely his brother as well.

Posted by: whig at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (cofNv)

368 Remember when Different Stokes had a "very special episode" about pedos?

See a "friend" of the boys invited them over to watch some "educational movies on gay sex". And why did he do that?

Well...because he wanted to have sex with them. Its the same thing here. These scumbags want to "netflix and chill" with prepubescent kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (lc5cP)

Whatchoo talkin bout Willis

Posted by: Jorel Bitem at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (NtVYv)

369 I saw Poun Hound open for Pussy Riot at The Russian Front in 2014.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

370
There's also a story about Lincoln holding an axe by the end of the handle, at arm's length, using only his thumb and forefinger for some time. Apparently, the onlooking sailors tried to imitate him and couldn't.

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It's crazy to think that a person like that would grow up to be a bully who only knew how to accomplish his desires by force.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (dPePg)

371 >>>I hope you'll read my letter to them, and join me in reminding anyone who will listen--and even some people you think might not

He has a large staff of people helping him write like this. Like an idiot.

Posted by: m at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (aWeTk)

372 Lincoln also used to shoot some of the new guns on the White House lawn. So- a man's, man overall.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (SAX5G)

373 Teddy was a sickly child, but he overcame it.
I forget the condition.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 19, 2023 03:19 PM (MeG8a)



I think it was asthma.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (aD39U)

374 Booth’s bullet probably would have killed Lincoln instantly if he hadn’t been in such good physical shape.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (xTRSc)

375 JFK was 100% poun hound.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (

Adult poon?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (VdGjU)

All poon has always been the province of the elite.

Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (0P0FY)

376 As long as they were willing participants and of age I’m meh if politicians fuck around.

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (/ouOr)

377 Gerald Ford was a consensus All American football player

But joe was an all American flankerback at navy JACK

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (CIS44)

378 Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Obligatory Airplane! reference at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (NBVIP)

379 I am NOT a Muslim dogeating ped0 fag.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)


Well I'll bet you even have a commie flag, tacked up inside of your garage!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (FCbAQ)

380 So Gaylord the purple-lipped pole-pleasing ponce is a groomer too. Big surprise there...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (qzRXz)

381 Big Mike could rip Barry's leg off and eat it raw.

There's a sitcom idea where Barry and Reggie try to find places to hide from Big Mike and have sex, while Big Mike stomps around yelling 'BAAAAA-RAWK!'

I imagine Netflix would pass on it though.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)

382 All this talk about poon asked for it........


https://youtu.be/UAc3MzAfL-o

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

383 I have a feeling Teddy Roosevelt was pretty fit and athletic.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:07 PM (pZpOS)
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Gerald Ford has entered the chat
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2023 03:08 PM

Bitch, please. You got dropped by a flight of stairs. At least it took a bullet to drop Lincoln...but it takes more than THAT to drop a Bull Moose!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2023 03:15 PM (pZpOS)

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Old Hickory has also entered the chat.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 03:29 PM (d+Cpn)

384 372 Lincoln liked the Spencer rifle after trying it. Army ordnance, not much. The troops would waste ammo.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 19, 2023 03:29 PM (0EOe9)

385 JFK was 100% poun hound.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (

Adult poon?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (VdGjU)

He did like 'em young, but college age young. Not like our current political class.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

386 I am NOT a Muslim dogeating ped0 fag.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 19, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)


Well I'll bet you even have a commie flag, tacked up inside of your garage!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 19, 2023 03:28 PM (FCbAQ)

Heh. I get that reference.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2023 03:30 PM (4I/2K)

387 MTG is hold up a picture of Hunter getting a BJ.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 03:30 PM (iayUP)

388 We should all insist that Rush Limbaugh's History books for kids be carried in all school libraries

Posted by: Mrs Whatsit at July 19, 2023 03:30 PM (WbX5Q)

389 My butt's been wiped!

Posted by: Joetatoe at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (FlyF4)


Luckeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at July 19, 2023 03:30 PM (2znMt)

390 Ha ha ha her time is expired.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 03:30 PM (iayUP)

391 MTG is hold up a picture of Hunter getting a BJ.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 03:30 PM (iayUP)



From Barack?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

392 MTG is hold up a picture of Hunter getting a BJ.

Is is from an underage hooker or a Chinese spy?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2023 03:31 PM (lc5cP)

393 Didn't Hunter tap Obama's daughter? Wonder if Barry will support book about that?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 03:31 PM (SAX5G)

394 From Barack?

TO THE MOON BARRY...TO THE MOON!

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at July 19, 2023 03:31 PM (lc5cP)

395 MTG is hold up a picture of Hunter getting a BJ.

Is is from an underage hooker or a Chinese spy?
Posted by: 18-1

Yes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 03:31 PM (CIS44)

396 "Is is from an underage hooker or a Chinese spy?
Posted by: 18-1"

An "escort".

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (iayUP)

397 I freed the WHAT?

Posted by: Zombie Lincoln at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (a5NDH)

398 Today is Mary Jo Kopechne day!

Posted by: This day in history at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (NBVIP)

399 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

400 I’ve heard that JFK had an affair with Judy Garland when she was underage, around the time she did TWOO.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (xTRSc)

401 Obama being gay doesn't bother me - it is all of the lies about who he really is, background, and Marxist agenda.

This is a man that voted in the IL Senate to allow babies that survived abortions to be "shelved" until they died. No nourishment or care. One Chicago nurse was interviewed and said that she was haunted by this having gone through this particular inhumane treatment to the most vulnerable of us. What kind of monster are you to vote in favor of this? Also for the nurse or doctor involved in this - how can you sleep at night? Your job is more important against a fragile human life? Rant off.

Posted by: Cheri at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (oiNtH)

402 342 Democrats at Whistleblower hearing. So far they haven't refuted a single factual issue raised by the WBs. Instead they are tossing lots of dust in the air.
___

Got to give their voters something to rationalize that they are still the good guys.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

403 Mfuule is up now.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (iayUP)

404
Except Scientology is sort of, kind of into child trafficking...a lot.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 19, 2023 03:16 PM (sI15f)



Yeah, there is that.

Then again, it'd be a pretty good way to deflect attention, assuming that you could be sure that Hollywood wouldn't retaliate by revealing some "embarrassing" anecdotes...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2023 03:33 PM (n+4am)

405 Booth’s bullet probably would have killed Lincoln instantly if he hadn’t been in such good physical shape.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:27 PM (xTRSc)

Garfield's wound shouldn't have been fatal. It was all that lasagna he was eating.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2023 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

406 I ain't even got a garage. You can call home and ask my wife!

Posted by: B.O. at July 19, 2023 03:33 PM (NBVIP)

407 When these Bolshies say we're "banning books", every single time people on our side should simply demand they name the books they want kids to read.

NAME THEM!

Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2023 03:35 PM (brAQZ)

408 "372 Lincoln liked the Spencer rifle after trying it. Army ordnance, not much. The troops would waste ammo."

Also the Henry Rifle.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 03:35 PM (SAX5G)

409 FK was 100% poun hound.
Posted by: JmT at July 19, 2023 03:23 PM (

Adult poon?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Nasti Pelosi, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 03:37 PM (mhl6G)

410 Librarians? Fighting?

*********

That's when the "Shhh" really hits the fan

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2023 03:42 PM (kXYt5)

411 I dunno. Roosevelt got the MOH, posthumously and with some controversy. JFK got the Navy and Marine Corps Medal and a PH. Plus he obviously pissed off the CIA so there's that.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2023 03:25 PM (SAX5G)
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That was Joseph Kennedy's doing. JFK came within an RCH of being court-martialed for the PT 109 fiasco, but Joe managed to fend off the court-martial.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2023 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

412 I’ve heard that JFK had an affair with Judy Garland when she was underage, around the time she did TWOO.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2023 03:32 PM (xTRSc)



When he was 21?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 03:43 PM (aD39U)

413
Judy Garland (June 10, 1922 – June 22, 1969)

John Fitzgerald Kennedy (May 29, 1917 – November 22, 1963)

Per Wiki, principal photography concluded with the Kansas sequences on March 16, 1939 so I guess Garland would have been 16 through the shooting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2023 03:51 PM (aD39U)

414 I wish they'd accidently cut to these books during one of barry's speeches

Posted by: DrOofinGoofin at July 19, 2023 04:04 PM (Udlax)

415 Asthma, I think. Traveling out West to South Dakota and so forth improved his condition.

North Dakota. Medora specifically

Posted by: free tibet at July 19, 2023 04:05 PM (iNp3L)

416 Obama was a total Globalists just like Clinton(Bill)and Biden and perhaps even Bush

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 19, 2023 04:52 PM (wGqjj)

417 You;d have to be gay to have as your husband Big Mike, and Obama is so gaaay.

Posted by: Jane at July 20, 2023 02:06 AM (EcD5Y)

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