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Top Democrat Officials and Donors: Biden "Won't Actually Be Running for Reelection"
If he is going to be replaced, they'd better act soon. The article notes that the replacement is complicated by the fact that Kamala Harris thinks she should be the replacement, and obviously no one agrees with her. So once again: White Men are failing to position Kamala Harris for success.
In "whispers" and "furtive phone calls," top Democratic donors and officials are saying that "President Joe Biden won't actually be running for reelection," CNN reported Thursday.
Those Democrats are talking to "possible replacement presidential candidates," according to the report, and urging them to "get ready." They say that "time is already running out" for Biden, who has officially announced his candidacy but hasn't named a campaign finance director, hired any on-the-ground staff in competitive states, or even opened a campaign headquarters. The "persistent sense" that Biden isn't running will likely heighten on Saturday, when the president is required to disclose the fundraising for the first few months of his campaign. It's already clear, the report found, that "multiple big donors aren't locking in," while "grassroots emails are sometimes bringing in just a few thousand dollars." "Almost two dozen current Biden aides, top Democratic operatives and donors, and alumni of other recent campaigns" are worried about the Biden reelection campaign, CNN reported. Biden's polling numbers, which have been underwater for two years, in June hit an all-time low of 35 percent, the Washington Free Beacon reported. Nearly 60 percent of Democrats say they want the party to run another candidate, a Washington Post poll found in April. Recent polls have found Biden either running even with or losing to Republican frontrunners Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis, according to FiveThirtyEight.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 03:27 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:28 PM (snBpv)
Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe details -- check your email at July 14, 2023 03:28 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 03:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah. Everyone believes that.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (OUiUM)
even The Powers That Be cannot remove the stench of Bidens
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: brak at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (3BMQI)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (oHd/0)
well they are now!
everyone hold on to your butts
they will literally do ANYTHING to stay in the WH
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (snBpv)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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I still doubt that he'll be replaced, but if he is then at least we'll get another glimpse into who's actually running things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)
Then the DNC will figure out who they want to rig the election for and they will win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (XtkZj)
what a terrible thing to say!
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (KRtlO)
Yeah. Everyone believes that.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (OUiUM)
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Anything can happen when cameras fail to report it.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (krQz2)
I mean, "Scranton Joe" is just a loving family man, right?
"President Biden appeared to nibble at the shoulder of a startled little girl during his departure from Helsinki on Thursday.
A video of the incident, which took place as the president greeted embassy staff members and their families before he boarded Air Force One at Helsinki-Vantaan International Airport, shows Biden leaning into a young girl and placing his mouth on her shoulder as he nibbled lightly.
The little girl — who appeared frightened during the experience — later turned her head when Biden, who will turn 81 in November, tried to give her a peck on the head."
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (i7Q7S)
Meanie I had this same thought earlier! I wouldn't put it past these lowlifes, to try this.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (MvF+J)
Likely part of the "push him out" phase because they won't be able to prop up his senility for much longer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)
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*nods sagaciously*
Arthur Frayn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (snBpv)
Recent polls have found Biden either running even with or losing to Republican frontrunners Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis, according to FiveThirtyEight.
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Those three sentences make little sense together. "Biden is unpopular and nobody wants him, even inside his own party - but he's in a dead heat with his competition."
If those are all simultaneously true, I can think of no better example of the level of dysfunction within American party politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (SPbFm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (AcWfM)
Breathe Happy
Febreze
La la la la la!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (ufFY8)
agree this is being floated basically
or just wishful thinking on someone's part
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (AcWfM)
No, no, Kamala. We need you to focus on the AI menace.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (R38qh)
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I agree with her.
Any effort to supplant her is obviously racist and sexist, and everyone should shout about it if only for the lulz.
Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (Y0InX)
Gruesome and Wretched, the only question is who's on top.
My guess, Wretched, for the front hole vote.
Posted by: Gnob Job at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (T4tVD)
Same in 4 years as well.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2023 03:31 PM (Keyt1)
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LOL.
Stumbling and shuffling, all the way back to the Oval Office!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (z7fHM)
Posted by: Mike Penise at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (snBpv)
I don't think I'll ever get over Tio Grande
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (MNhXM)
the Dems have to check at least one box:
female
gay
bi
muslim
tranny
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (XtkZj)
It is clear the desire is to substitute in Newsom, but I don't see a path for them to achieve that objective.
Posted by: otto at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (H/3l8)
But Jill likes being who everyone has to suck up to to get hold of the senile president. And to get her cut of Joe's bribe money.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sleepy Time in the White House at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (VsUo2)
My guess, Wretched, for the front hole vote.
Posted by: Gnob Job at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (5LFjM)
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*IF* Biden is replace (something I still think is unlikely), Whitmer is where I'd place my bet.
She's a she, she's a perfectly-aligned prog ideologue and she's from the interior.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (i7Q7S)
Not sure minute by minute he know's he ran the first time.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (AmpGx)
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Bigsmith at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (tbc8i)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (zYoUB)
Perfect Dem candidate.
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (XtkZj)
I peaked too early.
Posted by: John Edwards, the Original Breck Girl at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (PiwSw)
But Jill likes being who everyone has to suck up to to get hold of the senile president. And to get her cut of Joe's bribe money.
not only that but Jill is completely over dealing with Joe at all by this point. if they manage to buy her off I'd expect him to "die of old age" verrrry shortly thereafter
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (J2vNu)
So for him, he's always going to be in his first term, and no one will be able to convince him otherwise. Not even DOCTOR Jill.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (snBpv)
I don't think I'll ever get over Tio Grande
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (xcxpd)
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But what about Buddie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2)
There is enough dirt all around that they can't threaten him with prosecution. He can stay on the ballot in enough states to queer any other candidates chances.
The DNC and Biden got each other by the necks, I hope they both choke out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (bAqLJ)
That's how dumb and talentless Special K is. The Vice Presidency is generally the equivalent of a mob/union no-show gig. But Special K managed to screw that up, even with unstated bonus to her performance evaluation she receives for being born with a vagina and off-white.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (ppBhU)
Not sure minute by minute he know's he ran the first time.
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I DON'T NEED YOUR VOTES TO WIN MICHIGAN, JACK! GOT IT?!!
- Things candidate Biden actually said
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (SPbFm)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Trippin' at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (VsUo2)
They already have a fake white house set up. They just keep him there and since he campaigned from the basement last time, they'll do that again. Joe will never know he isn't the president.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (zQVw+)
Perfect Dem candidate.
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
If Dominion is counting, a Pot Sticker could win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2)
Give her something to suck on?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: or am I being too cynical about his greed at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (snBpv)
I don't think I'll ever get over Tio Grande
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (xcxpd)
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But what about Buddie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
I don't know, but I'm working for Mel Brooks!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Mike Penise at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: AI at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bigsmith at July 14, 2023
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I'll give her credit and suggest there's been more than one position where she was a big hit with, uh, somebody.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Scalia's pillow at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (W3lTm)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (ufFY8)
well they are now!
everyone hold on to your butts
they will literally do ANYTHING to stay in the WH
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (AcWfM)
Yeah, they don't need tons of money to run. They might not win, but the Dems can't lose access to the President for the campaign season. Someone will crack and back him and be the puppeteer.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (eoQWY)
Then the DNC will figure out who they want to rig the election for and they will win.
There are indications that the DNC (or whoever's in charge of such things) doesn't want any debates, which would make things really interesting.
I should really get around to buying a popcorn popper. There may be some kind of shortage.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (l8gTz)
There is enough dirt all around that they can't threaten him with prosecution. He can stay on the ballot in enough states to queer any other candidates chances.
The DNC and Biden got each other by the necks, I hope they both choke out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (bAqLJ)
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It's already in the public that he showered with his daughter, finger raped an assistant, and has used his kids as cutouts to enrich himself for decades.
He knows that all he has to do is survive until it's too late to stop him, and then everyone on the left, including all of the media, will defend him. He doesn't have to fight back. He just has to not give up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2
Give her a job as CNN talking cabbage.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: The Smeller is the Feller at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (rJ48h)
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But he tried to rub it out.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)
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So a repeat of his 2020 campaign.
A lot people don’t know this but there was virtually no Democrat ground game.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
I don't know, but I'm working for Mel Brooks!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (xcxpd)
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Howie crossed the streams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
She's a she, she's a perfectly-aligned prog ideologue and she's from the interior.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
She is also a Hillary clone so I'm not so sure of your prediction.
Honestly think Newsome is going to get the nod.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (R38qh)
At least we'll know who's going to be in the White House when they're selected.
But, you know the drill... vote harder.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (cMXNt)
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Depends on how you define ground game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (MNhXM)
Fraud is the strategy for getting a "win" for a Dem candidate.
Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe details -- check your email at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:32 PM (XtkZj)
The Mike Pence of the Democrats?
The liberals out here tried to recall him, that's his star power.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: White House Doctors at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (krQz2)
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A Father's Love will compel him to pay for Hunter's Hookers and Blow for about a month with the entire $72 mil.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (lf83v)
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So a repeat of his 2020 campaign.
A lot people don’t know this but there was virtually no Democrat ground game.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (cMXNt)
Um, excuse me?
Ballot Harvesting...Motor Votor...Dominion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Clownworld at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (sh1GZ)
Well, this is almost certainly accurate. Willie Brown comes to mind as the one man who did.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Axeman
Polonium, which will be described on the death certificate as 'rapidly aggressive uterine cancer.'
Posted by: Gnob Job at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (snBpv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (15Elt)
A lot people don’t know this but there was virtually no Democrat ground game.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (cMXNt)
Just the ground under the vote counting facilities.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: or am I being too cynical about his greed
They just have to tell Joe that it all went up Hunter's nose. He won't be surprised.
Posted by: No cameras in the room at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: That's cute at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (cMXNt)
That is the fundamental problem.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (9J0M0)
Still, they could run a ham sandwich and probably win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (15Elt)
A Ham sandwich is likeable.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (MNhXM)
Fraud is the strategy for getting a "win" for a Dem candidate.
Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe details -- check your email at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (Emce2)
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Which is why Biden knows he only has to survive the "anonymous sources" game. If he never announces he's not running, he keeps his serious opponents in a holding pattern because to actually announce would be to not only admit that the current president of your own party is not doing great and can't do great next time, but it brings out into the open the clandestine warfare for position within the party and state that these sorts of cabals like to keep at least somewhat hidden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (PiwSw)
She's a she, she's a perfectly-aligned prog ideologue and she's from the interior.
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Historic first and all that.
Yes, Kamala would be the first woman President (in the same way Biden is), but Whitmer would be the first woman "elected" (in the same way Biden was) to the job.
Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (kOpft)
Oh, shucky darn.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (9J0M0)
Newscum has the bigger national presence but either one will make rational Americans long for the days of Pedodent Biden.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (17s+e)
They won't. Some within the Democrat leadership have suggested it won't be until after they know Republican Primary voters have committed to Trump. Wonder why.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
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So "I Will Survive" is now his unofficial campaign theme song?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2023 03:40 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Take out a sitting President? Are you nuts.
It has never been done. Impossible.
Posted by: LBJ at July 14, 2023 03:40 PM (bAqLJ)
Posted by: DB
I've known some very mainstream gay guys that I'd infinitely prefer over the ProgTard Radical Commies the Dems are putting forth now.
Posted by: Gnob Job at July 14, 2023 03:40 PM (5LFjM)
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well, TBF, it was completely different, mail in ballots called for a different approach.
Posted by: Lots of mules dropping off dummy batches at July 14, 2023 03:40 PM (sh1GZ)
I doubt this. There will be a lot of screaming and hollering but come election day they'll all be voting blue.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (rJ48h)
I'm still convinced he will "run" and "win" (for certain values of run and win) and continue to thrive on his corruption and sniff little girls, but mostly sniff little girls, long after I'm dead. And I'm at least 29 actual years younger than FJB.
I would LOVE to be wrong about this.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (aBJcM)
He didn't actually run last time. He just waited in the basement while the vote was fortified and went to to the coronation after the count was finalized.
Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (KrJTL)
Harris was going to be a problem. Joe's aging and aside from his ego, is somewhat okay with being a puppet.
With Harris' ego, on the other hand, she will insist on driving, being so close to the wheel.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (glGDV)
Um, excuse me?
Ballot Harvesting...Motor Votor...Dominion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)
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That’s fraud game. They did virtually no door to door canvassing type work.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (cMXNt)
The liberals out here tried to recall him, that's his star power.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
And even though EVERYONE I asked, voted to recall him... everyone... even my very Liberal Brother...
He somehow won that vote. How... interesting...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 14, 2023 03:37 PM (Hh3y4)
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Newsom has a tough row to hoe, even with "enhanced" elections. Being from California alone is a serious problem when it comes to primaries in the interior. Not to mention that he's a male and, worse, a white male.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (d2bW3)
Newscum has the bigger national presence but either one will make rational Americans long for the days of Pedodent Biden.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (17s+e)
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I like to remind people that the two biggest vote getters in the 2020 Democrat primary were, very easily, two, old, white men: Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.
It's obvious that the powers that be wish for a brainless colored female figurehead, but when the primary calendar keeps SC third (which has some pretty clean elections), the people's voice will be heard...in the primary.
Put all that shit on the same day, and it's a different story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (KrJTL)
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And read stage directions off his teleprompter.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (z7fHM)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (xLh2x)
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Just as the Rainbow Flaming ClownWorld Tranny Pedo Circus Freak Treasonous Scum Members of his Junta are failing to position F.Joe for success ... at least outside of his Depends.
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (PI/SC)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (NtVYv)
Put all that shit on the same day, and it's a different story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
But enough about the Snow White live action remake...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
Checks off a lot of the boxes.
Chicongo didn't evaporate. She has the biggest dickus in Cook County.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (AcWfM)
Oh my goodness another Democrat Political funeral debacle, in THIS age? Dominion might not be able to fix that.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (eoQWY)
They have proven that they can get zombies to win no matter what the actual voter response is (since they don't count votes rather they count ballots)
While I would venture the smart money is on Newsom, I think their evil is way beyond even that - they are going after someone who even B'ezlebub finds too wicked for even his senses.
Honestly, this should be easy to figure out. China clearly has to own them. There should be clues all over the place.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)
I would LOVE to be wrong about this.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (aBJcM)
Nope, they are going to wait until Trump is the clear nominee, then announce Joe is just too old now to be an effective President...
Run Newsome, which allows them to use Age as a campaign issue.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (snBpv)
Nobody picked up on ace saying that F.A.G. (the Film Actors Guild, ala Team America) is going on strike in the last thread, rather than SAG.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (mSaEG)
Next time he falls, IT'S FROM THE TOP DOWN OF AF1, not 2 or 3 stairs going up.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (9J0M0)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (zYoUB)
________________
So you KNOW the Democrats have put out a contract on Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (RojXQ)
But it would be funny watching the Democrat party kneecap the black chick for ANOTHER WHITE GUY, hahahahahahaha
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (QpUKb)
https://tinyurl.com/y5e7kt4v
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (R38qh)
Nobody picked up on ace saying that F.A.G. (the Film Actors Guild, ala Team America) is going on strike in the last thread, rather than SAG.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (mSaEG)
Oh, we all knew...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)
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Because of "optics"? The same "optics" that put them into power?
Yeah, I'll think they'll be cool with shooting it down. Oh, and of Biden vetoing it should it somehow get through.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)
speaking of which, did the hospice kick Jimmy out yet? that shit is crazy! he's flourishing in hospice, apparently.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Sharkman
The FAG and the VAG. (Video Actors Guild)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (9J0M0)
Thomas Jefferson 1787
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (krQz2)
Run Newsom, which allows them to use Age as a campaign issue.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (oHd/0)
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I think that that's a very likely scenario.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe8)
I'm still convinced he will "run" and "win" (for certain values of run and win) and continue to thrive on his corruption and sniff little girls, but mostly sniff little girls, long after I'm dead. And I'm at least 29 actual years younger than FJB.
I would LOVE to be wrong about this.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (aBJcM)
Biden's corpse will be lying in the Capitol and the media will be telling us that his body resting there 24/7 is proof that Joe will never quit or back down. That corpse will then serve out the remaining portion of Joe's term.
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (KbCG3)
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That's how you know they stole it. They knew they didn't need to any canvassing.
Posted by: Lots of mules dropping off dummy batches at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: brak at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM
The latter
Posted by: clutch at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (9UmRs)
________________
So you KNOW the Democrats have put out a contract on Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2023 03:43 PM (YqDXo)
I heard someone say that Biden mentioned to someone at the NATO conference that he looked forward to working with them for 5 more years...Erdogran?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sid - Aviators are Off at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (88izn)
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (5LFjM)
...anyway.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (xaNfJ)
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Kneepads?
She's not as young as she used to be.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (krQz2)
Tan, rested, and all out of enemies to murder.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (d2bW3)
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Hillary/Chelsea 2024 -- Rubble & Hubbell, Double Trouble!
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (PI/SC)
Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (+mki2)
Posted by: Put up or shut up at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (8LP6B)
AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (5LFjM)
You have my vote!
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (RojXQ)
However, I find everything about Nikki Haley to be off putting #TuckerVictimNumberFour
Kari Lake is now live: youtube.com/watch?v=iuAGkW4KOEw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (rJ48h)
Hell I can see Marine One going down in a tragic accident.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (KbCG3)
During Daddy's Funeral???
Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
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to be fair, whilst lying in state, his corpse will still sniff every little girl that comes within a foot of his molting carcass.
Posted by: Lots of mules dropping off dummy batches at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: InZona at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (iHQVu)
Alternative Theory: Who could They install who would pretty much guarantee a revolution? They desperately want to mow down millions of MAGA and Christians in the form of martial law insurrection.
They need their Reichstag fire, and someone who would make that appear credible.
The WEF has declared that no country will hold elections after 2024. So who best fits the Antichrist?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (p8A+W)
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So, Swallwell or Schiff?
Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sid - Aviators are Off at July 14, 2023 03:45 PM (88izn)
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Way to refute democracy, there Sid.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (krQz2)
......
It's going to cost them millions to shut her up.
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
144 Fetterman / Lump - 2024
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2023 03:42 PM (NtVYv)
I predict a fight to see who's on the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Auspex at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (2tUFv)
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I'm beginning to realize there never has been. It's all be performance art to create the narrative required for whatever amount of cheating is involved.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (O69GV)
I flat out do not believe ANY Republican and win in 2024. I think I'd like to see DeSantis in the WH, but it's not going to happen. I'd vote for Trump, but that would mean some good shit mixed with Faucis and Wrays.
But we cannot win, because,
a. They cheat
b. We are no good at countering that, even when seeing it coming
c. We're the Pussy Party
A possible answer: in this age of sexual transitioning, is it possible to operate on Republican politicians to give them testicles?
No? I didn't think so.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (brAQZ)
speaking of which, did the hospice kick Jimmy out yet? that shit is crazy! he's flourishing in hospice, apparently.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:44 PM (AcWfM)
Probably the lack of his wife's 'special medicine' with every dinner is bringing him back.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
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What is keeping heem alive is the love he have for hees son.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 14, 2023 03:48 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (O69GV)
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We found out in 2016 that Detroit says there are 1000 ballots in a box of 10.
How long have they been doing it? How many other blue strongholds do similar things? How long have they been doing it?
Why does one party remain in power in a city that continually gets worse over decades?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:46 PM (krQz2)
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One of her nicknames in the California Legislature was "Deep Neck."
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (PI/SC)
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Trump would win in a landslide (again) based on nothing more than EVs being made mandatory by unelected bureaucrats or not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
I'm good with that.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: pookysgirl, using an onscreen keyboard while the real one dries out at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (O69GV)
Yes. All the culture war stuff is just fig leaf creating. As was Graham's abortion bill.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (RojXQ)
How long have they been doing it? How many other blue strongholds do similar things? How long have they been doing it?
Why does one party remain in power in a city that continually gets worse over decades?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
Once it would have been force of arms. Today it is force of lies that keeps them in power, plus the cowardice of the populace.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (xcxpd)
MSM: Like cheese and wine, he just gets better with age (swoons)
Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: InZona at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (iHQVu)
Everybody hates California Politicians, even Californians.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)
Blah Blah and I wish Joe continued success in his job protecting older folks like us and getting us all the benefits we have earned and paid for all these years. Without Joe and social security, we would miss out on our vacation homes, our RV and Harleys and going to Tay Tay concerts.
Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer democrats at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (OUiUM)
MSM: Like cheese and wine, he just gets better with age (swoons)
Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (KrJTL)
Worked for Mrs Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (eoQWY)
yeah and the race card
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (AcWfM)
Um, excuse me?
Ballot Harvesting...Motor Votor...Dominion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)
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That’s fraud game. They did virtually no door to door canvassing type work.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (cMXNt)
They bring a gun to a fist fight. Our side fights using Duke of Queensbury rules.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Put up or shut up
Joe can only fill a Depends.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (lZVy/)
What irony that the dude who allegedly authorized Stinger weapons to be handed over to Ukraine (whereas many have found their way to cartels and other tribal wars around the globe) would be his demise.
More likely, he will die of a cocaine overdose and to cover it up they will stage a Marine One incident.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (p8A+W)
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Ah Schadenfreude, my old friend!
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)
what, did they steal the crappy parts of Twitter and not the good ones?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (eoQWY)
Once it would have been force of arms. Today it is force of lies that keeps them in power, plus the cowardice of the populace.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (xcxpd)
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There is no hope for the federal government until 100,000 good old boys from the hinterlands of Pennsylvania show up on vote counting night in Philly and break down some doors.
Our constitutional republic is post-legal. The solutions are post-legal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2023 03:33 PM (MNhXM)
And he'll be saved by fraud yet again.
Posted by: InZona at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (iHQVu)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (ynpvh)
No dude. The GOP is complicit with the DEMs. They got together and divided up the country.
Well, the donors did.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (RojXQ)
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Yes. All the culture war stuff is just fig leaf creating. As was Graham's abortion bill.
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And if one city has the microscope turned on it, another city will pick up the slack. You have to admire them. They figured out how to defeat the Electoral College checks and balances.
IIRC Biden only won by 45K or so votes in those five crucial cities. It was brilliant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Jelly Belly Pritzker at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (vN+oL)
Our constitutional republic is post-legal. The solutions are post-legal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
agreed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2023 03:41 PM (KrJTL)
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Where are all the political scientists commenting on this miracle of modern democracy? No need for a campaign anymore.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (cMXNt)
I wish they put up at least that level of resistance. Instead they sent Race Bannon out to whole heartedly endorse the fraud.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (p8A+W)
Will be go quietly, or will he get the pillow to the face treatment?
Posted by: brak at July 14, 2023 03:30 PM (3BMQI)
The timeline will be as follows:
Biden renominated with someone other than KamelToe as VP.
KamelToe bitches about racism, sexism in the press.
Biden gets the pillow garrote in mid-October.
KamelToe takes office as Historic First Female President of the United States.
KamelToe immediately files suit to have the election delayed for 2 years, to allow for a proper, if truncated KamelToe Administration.
Suit thrown out within 48 hours.
State Funeral for Bai-Den a week before the election.
Landslide Donk victory.
KamelToe is dragged out of the Oval Office kicking and screaming on Jan 20. Literally.
New Prezy sworn in.
First Executive Order abolishes the wearing of red baseball caps as insurrectionist.
Things go downhill from there...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (R38qh)
How that ballot got to be counted is irrelevant.
That is exactly the problem that Robert's Court has left us.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 03:53 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 14, 2023 03:53 PM (zYoUB)
IIRC Biden only won by 45K or so votes in those five crucial cities. It was brilliant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (O69GV)
Kinda. There's evidence everywhere though.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 03:53 PM (RojXQ)
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (geLO8)
How long have they been doing it? How many other blue strongholds do similar things? How long have they been doing it?
Why does one party remain in power in a city that continually gets worse over decades?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
Once it would have been force of arms. Today it is force of lies that keeps them in power, plus the cowardice of the populace.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:49 PM (xcxpd)
Since the 1800s. Democrats have always been the party of Voter Fraud. What was a huge contributor to the Civil War? Vote Fraud in Kansas Territory to make it a Slave State. A district with 120 voters had 1200 votes, names copied from the Cincinnati Directory in the same handwriting. Thugs from Missouri also crossed over to vote. By the time the fixing was broken, the Free State population in the territory was 10 times the Slave state population that 'won' all the elections.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (oVZ+Q)
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I have always agreed with Pence on that matter.
That's got nothing to do with my opinion of him. It's his bullshit establishment argument that defunding one bad set of actors, the FIB, at one level of government, is like the campaign to defund law enforcement everywhere.
So disingenuous, I saw the RRFA Lawn Chair return.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (krQz2)
Fraud concerns aside, liberal women are not very popular with a liberal voting base. Hillary only won because they made Bernie stand down, and then she lost to a guy they all thought was a joke.
Kamala, Warren, et. al. have never been popular outside of their states. Whitmer won't fare any better.
Libs love them some diversity, but they know it has to come in the form of a dude. Or, ya know, not at all.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (KbCG3)
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Oh, tons. Georgia alone had something like 17K ballots that had no name or any information attached to them, and Biden won the state by ~11K.
But unlike rape or murder, you only have to get away with voter fraud for two months and then the statute of limitations ends.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (O69GV)
youtube.com/watch?v=iuAGkW4KOEw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (MFZ8i)
Our constitutional republic is post-legal. The solutions are post-legal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
agreed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (xcxpd)
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Much as I'd like to see that happen myself, the truth is even if it did happen, the fraud machine would just be spun up in another city or two. It's like playing whack-a-mole.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (YIVH2)
High as balls, cackling, high-fiving members of Congress, Venn diagrams on how truly screwed we are, and some gravitas on the level of a slow five year old.
Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (oiNtH)
https://is.gd/Y4z2E0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 03:39 PM (9J0M0)
Wait till you see the "I LIKE MIKE!" lapel buttons they've got ready to go for the convention...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (xaNfJ)
I wish they put up at least that level of resistance. Instead they sent Race Bannon out to whole heartedly endorse the fraud.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (p8A+W)
Hey, the real Race Bannon would have shot them with his rifle or jumped a speedboat onto them.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (3XrvI)
"Not my concern" responded Pence.
What is his concern?
Ukraine.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (MeG8a)
Things go downhill from there...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (n+4am)
They will take my red cap when they pry it from my cold bald head!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (eoQWY)
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That would fit with my observation that the Democrat party is the history of American Will to Power.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers
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The POC segment doesn't have a say. Their votes will be for whoever the candidate is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 03:55 PM (YIVH2)
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It wouldn't just be about vote counting in one election, it would be an actual, honest to goodness, revolution in the state of Pennsylvania.
It happens once in a place as bad as Philly, it can spread. That described, imagined event would be the real spark, not someone in DC making some extra graft in a particularly egregious manner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Octochicken at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
They haven't even had to do the extra large Mic in front of the mouth while a voice actor gives the speeches yet.
"Death to Zaon!"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 14, 2023 03:58 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 03:57 PM (O69GV)
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Who believes the 90% turnout in 2020 numbers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2023 03:52 PM (oVZ+Q)
If the shoe fits...Pence is the perfect embodiment of the contemporary GOP. The United States became a totalitarian shithole not because of the Democrats--that's who they are--but because of craven Republicans like Pence, who posed and lied and did nothing as an iron curtain fell across the country. I submit Pence is Trump's worse error, even more so than Fauci. Then again, Trump was expected to choose a Republican so that narrowed it down to horrible and worse.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2023 03:59 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 03:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2023 03:59 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023
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And the RAG (Replacement Actors Guild)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2023 03:59 PM (J2vNu)
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Who believes the 90% turnout in 2020 numbers?
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More black people voted for elderly weirdo yankee Joe than Smoov B Obama, first damn black preeezy ever, yo.
No, really. That's the official statement regarding voting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (O69GV)
.......
Tucker should be ashamed of himself for beating up a retard.
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer democrats at July 14, 2023 03:50 PM (R/m4+)
****
Works for me. Three homes, Audi, and I can afford a side piece but the dick doesn't work any more. Can't fight nature. But you can get paid.
Posted by: Bernie at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (63Dwl)
https://is.gd/Y4z2E0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
Looks like Nina Dobrev. Don't ask me how I know this.
But if you're asking me, it's likely that you know why I know this and therefore have nothing to say to me.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2023 03:59 PM (J2vNu)
And the TAG (Transgender Actors Guild) You know it's coming...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (PiwSw)
Couldn't happen to a nicer Zuck.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 14, 2023 03:47
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Nah. Newsmax told me they had 100 million sign ups in the first week and that's without any promotion. Also, Twatter traffic was down.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 14, 2023 04:01 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at July 14, 2023 04:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: DJ at July 14, 2023 04:01 PM (uosPt)
https://is.gd/Y4z2E0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
Tan lines say she's ready to ride
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 04:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
If you're not at 125% turnout, you're not trying hard enough!
*RINGS BELL* BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
Posted by: Cook County Illinois, probably... at July 14, 2023 04:01 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (63Dwl)
Their side fights.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2023 04:01 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2023 03:35 PM (XtkZj)
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It's the people controlling the machines that matter. Dominion will do what it is told. And its counting program security integrity is a bit suspect.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 14, 2023 04:02 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2023 04:02 PM (C+0r7)
Probably too young to know what the word inertia actually means, but there's that steely look for "Pay me now, suckers" that she does well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2023 04:02 PM (Keyt1)
Cruelty can be used for good.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:02 PM (OUiUM)
What is his concern?
Ukraine.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2023 03:56 PM (MeG8a)
.......
Pence/Graham 2024
Gird Your Loins
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
You can't get 90 percent of people to love their mothers, much less a presidential candidate.
That's a higher percentage to vote Democrat than REGISTERED DEMOCRATS
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (eoQWY)
.. I thought it required a dead woman or a young boy
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (AMIL/)
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They just move Joe over to the mockup White House and let him play pretend until he shuffles off the coil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (t0OGg)
Cruelty can be used for good.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:02 PM (OUiUM)
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That totally called for a VDH sock.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (krQz2)
Maybe RDS could grab Georgia, since he is a governor of a neighboring state. But really, the D's could run a molding loaf of bread and win.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (UVyKP)
The Negros are just figuring out that they have been replaced by Juan Valdez. Their votes are now unimportant.
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (5LFjM)
Leak thru reliable sources that she has evidence that will lead to the arrest and conviction of either Clinton.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (AMIL/)
Just nail boards over all the boards and windows and make the new seat of government Mira Largo.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (AMIL/)
All they have to do is withhold his meds. This farce is not complicated.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2023 04:05 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Black JEM at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (UVyKP)
That hurt.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 14, 2023 04:05 PM (PiwSw)
Was she hot?
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:05 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 04:05 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (5LFjM)
They don't vote.
When I lived in South Side Chicago in Grad school I never saw another person voting except for me.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (eoQWY)
Musk said today that Twitter was posting some of the best metrics the company has seen in its history this week. And that's its entire history not just since he has owned it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (5LFjM)
The cheat machine uses fake black votes not hispanic ones.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (RojXQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
And an evil coont, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (C+0r7)
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (5LFjM)
They don't vote.
When I lived in South Side Chicago in Grad school I never saw another person voting except for me.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (eoQWY)
That's because everyone knows the man comes to get your vote give you your $20. You missed out, man!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (KbCG3)
When I lived in South Side Chicago in Grad school I never saw another person voting except for me.
Their ballots are still counted though.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (p8A+W)
Yes that's what he said. Biden was only supposed to be a one-termer. That's what the shadow government wanted.
But then halfway through his term Biden announced that he's going to run again.
Now you shouldn't have done that, Joe. You absolutely should not have done that. Because now you're "presidency" is going to undergo a slow-motion demolition until you're forced out
That's one of the big reasons why even the leftist media keeps running with this "cocaine in the White House story." They're already floating the idea that the Biden White House is so dysfunctional and embarrassing that he has to go.
Posted by: Just reporting at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (w7elb)
.. I thought it required a dead woman or a young boy
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
In the new age young boys are fine, women are bad. Unless they are men.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (eoQWY)
Trump endorses her.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2023 04:06 PM (C+0r7)
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Well, she *is* a Democrat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/2s48pkhz
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 04:05 PM (R38qh)
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It's like he signed on to administer the Voight-Kampff Test to Republicans.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (3XrvI)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)
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*snort*
Spot on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (t0OGg)
No, really. That's the official statement regarding voting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:00 PM (O69GV)
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And YET, according to 2020 exit polling,Trump INCREASED his share of black voters.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (cMXNt)
When I lived in South Side Chicago in Grad school I never saw another person voting except for me.
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They can't read. That's not a joke or a jab, either. Inner city blacks have a 75% illiteracy rate.
But yeah, they're turning off the TV and putting down the malt liqour so they can go stand in line for 45 minutes in order to vote for an elderly white yankee.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (O69GV)
When I lived in South Side Chicago in Grad school I never saw another person voting except for me.
Their ballots are still counted though.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (p8A+W)
Mechanically much easier if they don't vote.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (RojXQ)
Probably a Tranny.
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)
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"Did you have any idea that Ukraine wasn't wildly popular with our base?"
-Campaign Organizer 1
"Fuck the base."
-Campaign Organizer 2
"True."
-Campaign Organizer 1
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
I can see by your lack of response that none of you would be surprised in the slightest.
Posted by: Lots of mules dropping off dummy batches at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (sh1GZ)
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Clearly you hate Science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (O69GV)
Posted by: Just reporting at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (w7elb)
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But somehow, norms were still restored.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (krQz2)
How apropos that the big problem is a turtle on a post.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at July 14, 2023 04:04 PM (5LFjM)
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I still maintain that their votes have always been unimportant, especially in the urban locales. Their *bodies* on the other hand ARE important to maintain a fig leaf of plausibility regarding ballot counts.
No one really believes 90%+ registered voters showing up at the polls on election day in those districts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (YIVH2)
They need their Reichstag fire, and someone who would make that appear credible.
The WEF has declared that no country will hold elections after 2024. So who best fits the Antichrist?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 03:47 PM (p8A+W)
I think Buck T spelled it out pretty well in today's Morning Rant. The country is ripe for it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Just reporting at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (w7elb)
There's only one problem with this theory....no conclusions were found with the coke story. And if they had the whip hand, CNN wouldn't be talking 'whispers'. They'd be running him out on a rail.
Nobody yet really wants to take a shot at Joe and his backers yet.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/2s48pkhz
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 04:05 PM (R38qh)
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It's like he signed on to administer the Voight-Kampff Test to Republicans.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)
"Tell me, only the good memories, you have of your mother."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (xcxpd)
We have some serious problems folks.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)
Tucker: "You find a turtle on the road in front of y---"
MTG: "Kill the turtle."
Tucker: "... I haven't even finished the ques--"
MTG: "FUCK THE TURTLE!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (9UlRk)
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Trump increased the number of black people who hate themselves.
Which shows you how much Trump hates black people.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (krQz2)
No one really believes 90%+ registered voters showing up at the polls on election day in those districts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (YIVH2)
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I'd bet serious money that said the voter rolls and the census rolls were nowhere close to being in alignment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
Democrat activists collect their empty ballots and fill them out.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (xT8gx)
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105% of them. You damn betcha.
Posted by: James Carville at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (CecP5)
No one really believes 90%+ registered voters showing up at the polls on election day in those districts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (YIVH2)
Their numbers also boost the Blue State census totals, since it is well known that inner city census takers don't go there.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (ppBhU)
China and Russia are counting on the fact that the perverts, drag queens, soy-boys, Cat 4s, illegal aliens, snow flakes, drug addicts and their check-box fairy commanders that make up the Party Military are so f'd-up and worthless that most of them wouldn't survive a first wave attack by DOCTOR Jill.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (AmpGx)
Why is Newsom seen as some electoral juggernaut when his state is in tatters?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (ZLI7S)
No one really believes 90%+ registered voters showing up at the polls on election day in those districts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 04:09 PM (YIVH2)
Logic I think says that black women are the lower and mid and upper mid level managers of the fraud system.
That's why they get all the rewards
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:12 PM (RojXQ)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (CecP5)
Can't have 2 white people on the D ballot - I'd put the MD Gov there before the MI one...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 14, 2023 04:12 PM (exHjb)
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Trump increased the number of black people who hate themselves.
Which shows you how much Trump hates black people.
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I wish I had tweeted that response ...
Posted by: Keith Olberman at July 14, 2023 04:12 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
California had a million voters dropped from the rolls last election in SoCal alone.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (eoQWY)
This might just get pretty spicy.
I'd love to have some enterprising 'reporter' ask Sloe Joe if he's receptive to being replaced. On live TV.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Yeah. Everyone believes that.
Cleaner than when we found it!
Posted by: USSS at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (eoQWY)
Yes. The nation's demographics are almost completely made up. Anyone who knows anything about the process understands this.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (RojXQ)
See the hate?
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (krQz2)
It can't be Newsom. He's a straight white male, and his stewardship of California is indefensible. He governs a failed state.
It has to be someone America can be shamed into voting for. Like America was shamed into voting for 0bama. The Dems need another 'first'- first woman elected, first homo, something 'first'. That way, they can avoid talking about the dissolution of our society and the damage done by DEI and wokism and sexual degeneracy in the schools.
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (geLO8)
If the Party has had enough of old man Brandon (I suspect they did by 2010), then he's done.
But who is a better replacement than my girl Kay Kay?
Whoever it is will carry out the same terrible orders Brandon does, and be just as hated for it. But Kamala is stupider and funnier than most. That will make for less rage, and more condescension, which is better for the Party.
Nobody is more ridiculous right now than Brandon, but that's by virtue of his age and frailty, which are obvious drawbacks for a lot of reasons.
Just put in Harris. She's nearly as stupid as a man with no brain. She's ready, coach.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (oINRc)
Perhaps this is why.
Gavin Newsom's approval rating is the highest it's been in years. A Public Policy Institute of California poll released Wednesday found that 58% of California adults approve of the job Newsom is doing, which is a 4 percentage point increase from the last time the poll was conducted, in October 2022.
https://tinyurl.com/27fu2mfw
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:08 PM (O69G
****"
There's no line. They don't vote.
But the Court only cares about the counted ballots. nudge nudge wink wink
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (OUiUM)
Lets not kid ourselves. China is going to make these tough decisions for us.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (p8A+W)
300-400 seats, and maybe twelve black people. For a kids puppet show. In a city that is likely 50-60% black.
Go ahead and explain that to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (O69GV)
I would still bang that bony squaw.
Wouldn't vote for her, though.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (ufFY8)
Why is Newsom seen as some electoral juggernaut when his state is in tatters?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (ZLI7S)
GOP California Governors couldn't get traction nationally in the 90s even when the state was doing well.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)
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I can do the VP thing. Its super easy, barely and inconvenience.
Posted by: Mike Obama, checking off all the diversity boxes at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
You know how many times Biden has fallen up the stairs on Air Force One.
He's one trip and fall DOWN the stairs from the top of AF1 and a broken neck.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (9J0M0)
It has to be someone America can be shamed into voting for.
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No it doesn't. It just has to be someone. Anyone. The rest can be arranged.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: The Stairs at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (OUiUM)
I would still bang that bony squaw.
Wouldn't vote for her, though.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (ufFY
She's the GOP Kamala right? Same skills?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (RojXQ)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (fMQtT)
But the Court only cares about the counted ballots. nudge nudge wink wink
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (OUiUM)
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I wonder if anyone's tried counting the number of people who go into a precinct, comparing it to the posted totals, and then brought suit based on that mismatch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:10 PM (RHGPo)
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Your people--give them over to me.
Posted by: President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (eOEVl)
Russia hasn’t killed a single American
Why is Russia our sworn enemy & Mexico is our ally?
Tim Scott: well…uhh…this is why we need to send more weapons to Ukraine
... maybe we could foreword the Mexican fentanyl to Zelensky
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:16 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: JackStraw
Because elections don't matter and he is who NO LABELS want.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 04:16 PM (9J0M0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
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"No standing!" -- Local Dem Judge
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 04:16 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:11 PM (ZLI7S)
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It's like a reduction on a stove, though.
Posted by: President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at July 14, 2023 04:17 PM (krQz2)
I would still bang that bony squaw.
Wouldn't vote for her, though.
Are you perchance thinking of Kristi Noem? Cause dang, dude.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:17 PM (eOEVl)
Perhaps this is why.
Gavin Newsom's approval rating is the highest it's been in years. A Public Policy Institute of California poll released Wednesday found that 58% of California adults approve of the job Newsom is doing, which is a 4 percentage point increase from the last time the poll was conducted, in October 2022.
https://tinyurl.com/27fu2mfw
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (eOEVl)
A year after he faced a recall vote?
You should know better than to believe a CA Poll. You know that Bustamonte was 20 points above Arnold Swartzenegger in that election in the polls, and the votes showed the opposite.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
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"No standing!" -- Local Dem Judge
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2023 04:16 PM (YIVH2)
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If I were running the RNC, it's something I'd fund. Secret cameras at as many precincts as possible, recording the entire day, and then comparing the numbers to what's supposed to be in the ballot box.
You do that all at once across the nation in a couple of dozen major cities with significant differences like we saw from the Jill Stein lawsuit out of Detroit in 2016, and you could make the kind of narrative wave that gets people's attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
He sucks, is corrupt, etc. but he can spin shit.
Is Trump going to defeat Newsome when the "you're too old" card is no longer in play, or...its in play against Trump?
Biden has massive negatives - laptop, bribes, Afghanistan, that Newsome doesn't have.
Trump PRAISED Newsome...so its a problem.
Posted by: Harun at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (Cg63x)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:17 PM (eOEVl)
Thinking of Noem more.
Nikki is barely a One, and fading fast
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (ufFY8)
"I can find no harm to you personally, so I will not hear the case"
--Judge Kamehameha
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Archer at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JackStraw
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You are still confused that this is still about votes. He will get it because that particular branch of the crime family syndicate, triumverate of Getty Newsome Pelosi, is getting a turn. The Chicago mob had its run, the Arkansas Mob had its run.
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (eOEVl)
https://tinyurl.com/27fu2mfw
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:14 PM (eOEVl)
That particular pole is certainly one for strippers. I don’t buy that for one millisecond
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (OUiUM)
They have been using statistical modeling for decades. These computer models are far worse (eg. corrupt, broken, GIGO, error-ridden) than climate models.
There is no actual count. The jobs program they call "census taking" is really just a broad spectrum data and GPS coordinate gathering operation where marketing, not census data, are collected for sale to demographers, poll takers and marketing teams.
The actual population is north of four hundred million.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Jill Biden at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (srniQ)
They got Joe "Trunaliminaprazure" Biden, bleeding eyeballs and all, into the White House.
They can do whatever. It doesn't matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (oINRc)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=NPtBkw5uD-0
(Lex Fridman interviews Bobby Kennedy; last week)
Posted by: m at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (RHGPo)
When I lived in South Side Chicago in Grad school I never saw another person voting except for me.
Their ballots are still counted though.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:07 PM (p8A+W)
Mechanically much easier if they don't vote.
I was a poll watcher in a predominantly black district in Houston TX in the 2020 election. It was a middle class district with thousands of homes, not a ghetto area. Maybe 30,000 people lived in that neighborhood. There were a total of 86 voters on election day.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (sh1GZ)
Lot of wisdom in that statement.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (RojXQ)
Posted by: Romeo13
I *will* hold my opponent's youth and incompetence against him.
Posted by: DJT at July 14, 2023 04:20 PM (KAi1n)
If they didn't matter we wouldn't be in a thread talking about the incumbent president being asked to not run for reelection by his own party.
Yea, they will cheat but the candidate has to not suck dog balls for it to be even plausible. Way too many people are paying attention after 2020 and unless they are going to run another lockdown/mass mail in voting on us they've lost some weapons this time.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
JOHN SEXTON 4:00 PM on July 14, 2023
actual HA headline
top men
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2023 04:20 PM (us2H3)
It really doesn't matter all that much whether the bag of coke is ID'd with Hunter or not. It's enough if the event is just left hanging in the air as a pall over the entire Biden White House--followed by more and worse to come.
Posted by: Just reporting at July 14, 2023 04:20 PM (w7elb)
He sucks, is corrupt, etc. but he can spin shit.
True, and he's not outright embarrassing like Biden is. Dem voters don't want to be mocked for supporting the cryptkeeper, and Newsome is not as obviously compromised.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:21 PM (eOEVl)
My prediction? Gruesome and a Latino Female... maybe BI or Les.
Black vote will still vote Dem... they need the 'new' Latino Voter block. You know, all those voters coming across the border the last couple of years... (until they check citizenship with voter registration, we're screwed).
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2023 04:21 PM (oHd/0)
I assume Jill would submit if there's been a formal dementia diagnosis, but figuring out when and how to begin the stagecraft of "exiting gracefully" might be a problem with no good solution.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 14, 2023 04:21 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2023 04:21 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (p8A+W)
Possible. I think it is much much less. But who can say?
100% right about how BS it is.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:21 PM (RojXQ)
Posted by: m at July 14, 2023 04:22 PM (SpRPx)
That is actually very encouraging.
• it means that those of the California Exodus are mostly conservative
• they don't define "California adults" so it could be made up of anyone who could be creatively called "adults".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 14, 2023 04:22 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: JackStraw
Seriously? Mr. 81 million votes?
*Joe Biden has entered the chat
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2023 04:22 PM (9J0M0)
Lotta people insist on fighting the last war.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:22 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 14, 2023 04:22 PM (snBpv)
JOHN SEXTON 4:00 PM on July 14, 2023
actual HA headline
top men
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2023 04:20 PM (us2H3)
Happened because a Guy said he was Trans, entered a Woman's race, and SAID he did it to prove a point.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2023 04:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 14, 2023 04:23 PM (zSyrn)
this just tells me 58% of California adults are idiots
I mean, look at the people they elect to office
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 04:23 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JmT at July 14, 2023 04:23 PM (YrfxG)
Which failed.A year after he faced a recall vote?
Which failed.
Actually it succeeded, they had to rig the vote with the million plus voters in LA that a lawsuit later forced them to take off the voter roles as non existent voters.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 14, 2023 04:23 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2023 04:23 PM (RHGPo)
Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
Joy Behar whines that this is just "more fodder for the Republican conspiracy machine."
Faux conservative Ana Navarro whines that the right is "weaponizing Hunter Biden against his dad."
She then claims the cocaine was "planted" so they could "advance the Hunter Biden narrative."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 14, 2023 04:24 PM (FVME7)
I've told this story before
I saw with my own eyes boxes being snuck in the back of voting centers in Philly neighborhoods. all done and ready to go.
Once me and a friend went for a walk down to South Philly from Center City. (this is actually kind of brave but it was midday and we were stupid lol) Nothing bad happened but we went thru block after block where nobody lived. But according the census people for SURE lived there. it's still like that in North Philly , Southwest Philly, West Philly. but no one will question bc RACIST
census numbers are fake
illegals count in cities too for census/representation
the votes are pre-packaged
there you go. 105percent for the D in the cities even tho people don't seem to show up to vote at all in West and North Philly? 105 percent of a FAKE NUMBER to begin with!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 04:24 PM (AcWfM)
Not by much. From one source: In 2016, blacks went for Hillary 89 to 8; in 2020, blacks went for Biden 87 to 12.
Links:
2016: https://tinyurl.com/ydht3sb3
2020: https://tinyurl.com/y2zuctz7
Obviously, that's some improvement and beats nothing. But given the epic level of pandering Trump did, it's not much return on his investment.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 14, 2023 04:24 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 04:18 PM (eoQWY)
________________
The LA Times had a poll that indicated that Gray Davis would easily withstand the recall vote.
He got buried.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2023 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
good! it's a start
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2023 04:25 PM (AcWfM)
this just tells me 58% of California adults are idiots
I mean, look at the people they elect to office
Posted by: DB - when all else fails at July 14, 2023 04:23 PM (geLO
Can confirm.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 14, 2023 04:25 PM (l3Uxg)
Posted by: JackStraw
==
Jack turn around and look backwards almost 2 1/2 years, see that shark? We jumped it already.
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:26 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2023 04:26 PM (TZ75n)
The president also increased his support among Latino Americans. According to Edison Research, he captured 36 percent of Latino men and 32 percent of Latino women.
https://tinyurl.com/2hc92x9p
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:26 PM (O69GV)
Because I'm cruel.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2023 04:19 PM (OUiUM)
.......
He'd have to do it live on TV or nobody would believe him.
Posted by: wth at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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Biden sucked dog balls for decades. He’s an absolute shit candidate.
And also explain Fetterman to me.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (kypKT)
this just tells me 58% of California adults are idiots
I mean, look at the people they elect to office
No argument.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (eOEVl)
If the vice-presidential seat is vacated, the president can nominate a successor, who then has to be confirmed by a simple majority vote in both houses of Congress.
Think. about. that. If Biden runs again & wins; leaves; K moves up.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2023 04:29 PM (TZ75n)
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No. That's the point. They want you to know they can track down some nobody in S.C. that walked on the wrong side of a fence and throw him in jail for 20 years, but the place where every door has a guard and metal detector and every room has four cameras has stumped them.
They want you to understand your role in this society.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 14, 2023 04:29 PM (O69GV)
He got buried.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2023 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
Jay, lol. Arnie sure whipped the Cali gop post Ronnie.
Posted by: JmT at July 14, 2023 04:30 PM (YrfxG)
BEEGE WELBORN 9:21 PM on July 13, 2023
another HA headline
NO REGERTS
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2023 04:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2023 04:29 PM (TZ75n)
Stop. They did not. Stop.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 14, 2023 04:30 PM (RojXQ)
You would assume wrong. Jill, the babysitter for the Biden children wanted a senator for husband - and she got it.
Jill wanted to be the First Lady - and she got it.
Jill wants four more years of being First Lady - and she can only get it by Joe being the nominee.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 14, 2023 04:31 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2023 04:31 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (sh1GZ)
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Well Hunter is the smartest guy they know and he's not telling them for some reason.
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)
>>And also explain Fetterman to me.
As I said, in 2020 they used the pandemic to institute mass mail in voting and sent millions of ballots everywhere. And they used the excuse of lockdowns to do things like take days to count votes but only in the crucial states we all know. And now a lot more are watching that weren't in 2020.
Tucker just asked Nikki Haley how it was possible for Biden to get 15 million more votes than Obama and she dodged the question. Didn't go over real big with the audience. Everyone is much more aware this time around.
And Fetterman was the beneficiary of ballot harvesting. Saw a great breakdown of the ballot harvest votes after the election and the net of it is the race was over before Election Day. Now Republicans have finally decided to stop with "We only vote on Election Day" and play by the rules Democrats have instituted.
Biden had no record in 2020 other than his senate record and only political junkies know that. He was Barry's buddy and that was good enough for a lot of people cause the country was doing great. It isn't now and he has a terrible record.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2023 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)
my theory is that the cubby was being used by hunter's supplier to drop off deliveries, but hunter forgot to pick it up before leaving for the weekend. explains why there wasn't any dna or fingerprints on the baggie. assumes, of course, that they're not lying when they say there were no fingerprints or dna on the baggie.
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 14, 2023 04:32 PM (v3pYe)
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Right down to pretending your vote matters, although you know it doesn't.
Its an op. As long as everyone continues to pretend that the emperor is well dressed, he is . . . even though he isn't.
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:33 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2023 04:33 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 14, 2023 04:34 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: JackStraw
==
So, you think we're voting our way out of this? I'd say something about choom, but eh, a little hopium can go a long way. I mean TRUST WRAY certainly quelled my doubts for a while. . .
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:36 PM (sh1GZ)
but hunter forgot to pick it up before leaving for the weekend. explains why there wasn't any dna or fingerprints on the baggie...."
Hey - that would actually explain the absence of evidence. I understand that the key to the cubby is missing
Only weak point - Hunter is not a prisoner in the White House. Why can't he meet his supplier outside? Maybe because he would have Secret Service with him?
Actually, the mule would be taking a huge risk. Huge. He would only be covered if he had evidence that the coke was for Hunter.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 14, 2023 04:40 PM (zSyrn)
How long does any possibly unfavorable news swirl around about their families, especially children and/or grandchildren, nor are they stalked through restaurants, universities, police stations, etc.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 14, 2023 04:42 PM (GshMh)
Cleaner than when we found it!
Posted by: USSS at July 14, 2023 04:13 PM (Sv58p)
Grey Aliens don't have DNA in their bodies. Some other molecule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2023 04:43 PM (MnPyU)
Posted by: Tyrone da Bone at July 14, 2023 04:47 PM (Q65OF)
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (sh1GZ)
If that storage cubbie can be used as a dead drop, it may be the coke was left there by a courier, to be picked up by whatever WH occupant was buying it. Hence, any DNA or prints would be from an unknown party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2023 04:52 PM (MnPyU)
Posted by: cpurick at July 14, 2023 05:07 PM (bwWDS)
Made it across the Fat Uncle? Now we all know they are all pervs...
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 14, 2023 05:12 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: william ferrin at July 14, 2023 05:13 PM (Hxve0)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 14, 2023 05:35 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: There's a lot of ruin in a nation at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (sh1GZ)
If that storage cubbie can be used as a dead drop, it may be the coke was left there by a courier, to be picked up by whatever WH occupant was buying it. Hence, any DNA or prints would be from an unknown party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2023 04:52 PM (MnPyU)
The courier would have to have the same no search security clearance as the Bidens or close staffers. They could investigate ANY unknown person who was in the area in the interval and fingerprint them.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2023 07:17 PM (eoQWY)
If the vice-presidential seat is vacated, the president can nominate a successor, who then has to be confirmed by a simple majority vote in both houses of Congress.
Think. about. that. If Biden runs again & wins; leaves; K moves up.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 14, 2023 04:27 PM (GshMh)
That's not what that said. It says if Kamala is out of office, then Biden could appoint someone to replace her. Its the Spiro Agnew clause, so Nixon could appoint someone to replace him.
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