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David Weiss approved felony tax evasion charges against Hunter Biden -- but then refused to prosecute.

Why?

That's one of those rhetorical questions.


An IRS document from early 2022 states Delaware U.S. Attorney David Weiss' office signed off on bringing a felony tax evasion case against Hunter Biden that stretched back to 2014 and money from Ukraine, creating fresh intrigue as to how the president's son ultimately escaped more serious charges and got a plea deal on tax misdemeanors involving conduct years later.

That's what they call dramatic overstatement.

Actual level of intrigue here: Zero point zero. Everyone knows what happened.


The document, a prosecution "conclusions and recommendations" memo, escaped much notice when it was released last month by the House Ways and Means Committee along with the testimony of IRS whistleblower Gary Shapley.

But it is taking on new significance now that Weiss has issued several carefully crafted statements to Congress appearing to contradict Shapley and a second whistleblower's account of what when in the case.

...


[T]he chief federal prosecutor for Delaware acknowledged his ability to file criminal charges was "geographically limited" from bringing tax charges in the two other cities and would have first consulted his colleagues in those districts. He also has flatly denied he ever requested or was denied special counsel status while suggesting he could have requested "special attorney" status to bring the charges in the districts outside Delaware.

The "scientists" whom Fauci pressured -- or paid off -- to help him discredit the very-true lab-leak theory had trouble explaining themselves beore Congress.


Twenty-five years ago, President Clinton gave a bespoke definition of the word "is" to claim he did not lie to a grand jury about his sexual relationship with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

The lead author of a highly influential COVID-19 origins paper dismissing the plausibility of the lab-leak theory similarly struggled to convince House Republicans that his words "about" and "disprove" did not show that high-ranking federal officials covertly contributed to the paper or that its conclusion was politically driven.

...

Three participants on a Feb. 1, 2020 conference call to discuss SARS-CoV-2's unusual genome -- Collins and foreign scientists Ron Fouchier and Andrew Rambaut, a coauthor of the paper -- "all expressed concerns that the lab leak theory, if verified, would have significant international political implications -- particularly for China," Wenstrup said, referring to written materials.

Rambaut, for example, told the coauthors it would cause a "sh** show ... if anyone serious [sic] accused the Chinese of even accidental release."

The search for whether the virus was leaked from a lab, and from which lab that might have been, has centered on the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Collins groused to Fauci April 16, a month after Nature Medicine published the paper, that "this very destructive conspiracy" of lab-leak was still considered viable and asked what "more we can do" to "help put down" the theory.

This "clearly insinuated that the NIH had previously taken steps" against lab-leak, according to the GOP subcommittee report, though Wenstrup said it wasn't clear whether Collins was referring to their role in the paper. The next day Fauci publicly promoted the paper at a White House press conference.

Scripps Research Institute immunologist Kristian Andersen told Fauci a day before the Feb. 1 call, which also included Fauci, that SARS-CoV-2 looks "potentially" engineered and that fellow experts also "find the genome inconsistent with expectations from evolutionary theory" if it had indeed arisen naturally.

His email thanking Collins and Fauci for their "advice and leadership" during the paper's drafting was disclosed last year.

Andersen told the subcommittee Tuesday that lawmakers didn't understand the jargon of his emails about the research team's drafting of the paper.

"Our main work over the past couple of weeks has been focused on trying to disprove any type of lab theory," Andersen wrote Feb. 8 to participants in the Feb. 1 call, which he said Tuesday might have included Lawrence Tabak, now acting NIH director.

"Disprove" refers to the scientific process of "falsification," not a predetermination against lab-leak, Andersen said in written testimony and in back-and-forth with lawmakers Tuesday.

Anderson claimed he was free to write a paper proving the lab-leak theory if the facts supported that.

But in another email, he makes it clear that his purpose is to disprove the lab-leak theory, and that the facts "unfortunately" don't "help refute a lab origin."

And that he and his co-author "really, really wish that we could do that."

When Nature Medicine senior editor Clare Thomas asked him about new pangolin sequence data during the review process, however, Andersen responded Feb. 20: "Unfortunately none of this helps refute a lab origin" and the coauthors "really, really wish that we could do that."

...


This "hand waving and semantic sorcery" puzzled former Senate Finance Committee investigator Paul Thacker, who scrutinized Andersen's written testimony in his newsletter Tuesday.

Dylan Mulvaney: I have fled the United States, where I am Unsafe, to take refuge in Peru among the llamas.


Drama King wants more attention:

Dylan Mulvaney has fled to Peru for some much-needed solo travel and soul searching after she complained she no longer felt safe in the US.

The trans influencer, 26, has been at the center of scandals this year -- having caused a storm of outrage after partnering with Bud Light in April, knocking millions off the value of the beer company.

After addressing the ordeal publicly on her TikTok last month, Mulvaney has announced she's solo traveling in South America to reconnect with herself -- and filmed herself frolicking with llamas.

She told fans in a series of videos, which included posing with a llama: 'Okay surprise! I'm in Peru! I'm at Machu Picchu. Isn't this so beautiful.

Peru's stock value immediately dropped $37 billion.


Matt Gaetz grilled Christopher Wray over his "incuriosity" about the Hunter and Joe Biden "shakedown" of their Chinese "business partners."

Gaetz: [reading from Hunter Biden's infamous WhatsApp shakedown text:] "I'm sitting here with my father...I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me and every person he knows and my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction. I am sitting here waiting for the call with my father." Sounds like a shakedown, doesn't it, Director?

Wray: I'm not going to get into commenting on that.

Gaetz: Well, you...seem deeply uncurious about it, don't you? Almost suspiciously uncurious. Are you protecting the Bidens?

Wray: Absolutely not. The FBI does not -- has no interest in protecting anyone politically --

Gaetz: Well, you won't answer the question -- hold on -- you won't answer the question about whether or not that's a shakedown, and everybody knows why you won't answer it, because to the millions of people who will see this, they know it is. And your inability to acknowledge that is deeply revealing about you.

He also grilled Wray about possibly perjuring himself when he previously claimed that the FBI wasn't making FISA warrant applications to spy on January 6th suspects.

Jim Jordan pressed Wray on his targeting of observant Catholics as likely traitors and insurrectionists.

Wray says the FBI was perfect on that, too.

FBI Director Christopher Wray told a House panel on Wednesday that the agency's top 8 officials of its "leadership team" aren't political appointees and they reflect "the best" of the organization that's made of "patriots."

Wray's agency has come under fire after Special Counsel John Durham's final report found that the FBI lacked enough evidence to open the 2016 Russia collusion probe. It also found that the agency abused the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) has argued that the FBI hasn't done enough to prevent the same scenario from playing out again. Jordan said on Wednesday that Republicans will oppose FISA reauthorization in "its current form" without significant reforms, particularly to section 702.

Jordan cited a U.S. court that found the FBI improperly searched a database containing information on American citizens suspected of crimes 278,000 times over the last several years.

"I hope our Democrat friends will join us in opposing reauthorization of section 702 the way it's currently done and I think they will," he said. "I hope they will work with us in the appropriations process to stop the weaponization of the government against the American people and end this double standard of justice."

...

Florida GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz confronted Wray with the number of times the FBI allegedly misused the FISA database and asked how many occurred under his watch. Wray declined to confirm a specific number or explain why the illegal searches happened.

"Again, I don't have the numbers as I sit here right now," he said.

Gaetz shot back, saying, "It seems like a number you should know, how many times the FBI is breaking the law under your watch."

...

California Republican Rep. Darrell Issa asked Wray if one or more FBI agents entered the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 and Wray would not answer. He instead referred Issa to court filings. Other lawmakers asked similar questions and Wray said his office would make the relevant court filings available to the committee.

Throughout the hearing, Wray emphasized that the overall law enforcement operation that the FBI's workforce of 38,000 is doing has been effective, from record fentanyl seizures to taking violent criminals off the streets.

Jordan pressed Wray on the Richmond FBI field office memo about "radical traditional Catholics" and the far-right. Wray said that the memo is subject to an "internal review" and he "ordered it removed from the FBI systems."

Wray said the memo didn't result in any specific investigative action.

I added this as an update to a prior post, but maybe you didn't see it:


Of course, morbidly obese liberal grifter and fake tough-guy Chris Christie -- who recommended Wray to Trump for the top spot in the FBI -- continues insisting that his fellow liberal is perfect.

GOP presidential candidate Chris Christie defended FBI Director Christopher Wray as he testified before the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday.

"What you saw today, I think was an animated and combative FBI director who's defending the men and women who work for him every day and do a great job and protect us from domestic terrorism, from international terrorism and from these drug cartels and are helping state local law enforcement every day with their things," Christie told Fox News's John Roberts on "America Reports."

"So yeah, I think Chris Wray has done a very good job," he said. "And I think, look, a lot of the stuff you see today, John, is theater, that people trying to raise money for campaigns, doesn't mean there aren't problems at the FBI -- there are. But I believe Chris is a guy who can get it fixed and he's fixed a lot of them already."

He calls the GOP's criticisms of the FBI for partisan bias and election interference "pure theater" and "insane." Video here.


Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 So, it's not a conundrum.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2023 06:30 PM (7zEAH)

2 Woo hoo, quick hit me!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:31 PM (Ubrl4)

3 Also, those llamas spit and kick. It's pretty dangerous in front and behind them.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2023 06:33 PM (7zEAH)

4 Crispy's got the "pure theater" part right

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 12, 2023 06:33 PM (DB16e)

5 “… knocking millions off the value of the beer company.“

Uh, that would be billions, Mr. Journalist Person.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 12, 2023 06:33 PM (MTm8X)

6 Wait a tic, some of those hits are not quick at all.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:34 PM (Ubrl4)

7 Also, apparently Disney has extended Iger's contract till 2026.

That's just how you do it in Clown World.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 06:34 PM (up/3i)

8 Quick hits? Where?

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at July 12, 2023 06:35 PM (VMFAF)

9 Gatez is calling a spade a spade.

Rayciss!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2023 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

10 I can only pray that Wray sees a message letting him know he's been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 12, 2023 06:38 PM (VdGjU)

11 Do not want.

Posted by: The Llamas at July 12, 2023 06:39 PM (ppBhU)

12 a Peruvian restaurant, which features a 16 course dinner, was just named the best restaurant in the world

another Peruvian restaurant was in the top 10

the only US place was Atomix, NYC

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 06:39 PM (us2H3)

13 Stay away from my Llamas you man with a dick who dresses like a woman.

Posted by: JUAN FROM PERU at July 12, 2023 06:40 PM (2znMt)

14 When Nature Medicine senior editor Clare Thomas asked him about new pangolin sequence data during the review process, however, Andersen responded Feb. 20: "Unfortunately none of this helps refute a lab origin" and the coauthors "really, really wish that we could do that."

--

The wholesale rejection of science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:40 PM (ulgTA)

15 FBI asked for tips on crimes on Twitter
Some of what they got told:

crimes by the FBI:

** Spied on President Trump based on phony information
** Lied to the American people about spying on Trump
** Hid the Hunter laptop
** Still can’t find the Hunter laptop
** Lied about the laptop
** Lied to the American public during Trump’s impeachment knowing Trump did nothing wrong
** Sent operatives to the US Capitol on January 6
** Infiltrated the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers
** Raided homes of their political opposition
** Raided the opposition candidate’s home on junk charges
** Ignored Hunter Biden’s hundreds of crimes
** Set up poor white men in Michigan
** Ignored Biden Family treasonous deals
** Lied about investigating the criminal acts in the 2020 election

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2023 06:41 PM (qGpJ8)

16 Always wonder if politicians get strong-armed, or the 7 ways from Sunday if you continue

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 06:41 PM (xhxe8)

17 @10

>>I can only pray that Wray sees a message letting him know he's been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

I'm sure that will be the title of his book when he ultimately gets a 7 figure deal.

Weighed, Measured and Found Wanting: The Christopher Wray Story - Not All Weasels Live In The Forest.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 06:41 PM (up/3i)

18 Afternoon.

Variety: Bob Iger Extends Contract as Disney CEO Through 2026

https://tinyurl.com/yejbhejv

Disney chose...poorly.

Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 06:41 PM (7X0Rc)

19 Wray: I'm not going to get into commenting on that.

--

Ongoing investigation.

It's like the optical illusion of the old hag and the lovely young woman. It really is incredible now that you see it, and you can't unsee it.

Ongoing investigation is everywhere, used all the time, for all the same reasons. And never to the benefit of freedom.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:42 PM (ulgTA)

20 Peru, eh? Running around from place to place, trying to fill your days with activities because you're unfulfilled. You have nothing, so you try to fill your empty life with something. Seems I've read about people like that in some old book....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2023 06:42 PM (Angsy)

21 Even we can't cover up the stench in DC.

Posted by: Lume at July 12, 2023 06:42 PM (iayUP)

22 Sack 'o' maggot squeezings >>> Chris Christie

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 12, 2023 06:42 PM (pohLc)

23 you are lost when you believe your own bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 06:42 PM (us2H3)

24 Also, apparently Disney has extended Iger's contract till 2026.

That's just how you do it in Clown World.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 06:34 PM (up/3i)

Long enough for Disney to make several democrat propaganda films for the upcoming election.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 06:43 PM (BdMk6)

25 Dylan Mulva is sick, sick person. He needs help, and right now.

prediction: He'll be dead in less than five years. or a manatee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 12, 2023 06:43 PM (T/Lqj)

26 My favorite mention of a spade-from "The Importance of Being Earnest" By Oscar Wilde

“Cecily. This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade.

Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.”

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 06:43 PM (Keyt1)

27 "Peru's stock value immediately dropped $37 billion."

You can invest in Peru with the EPU ETF; 0.6% expense ratio is high, but you get 4% yield. P/E 11, with plurality of holdings in basic materials.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EPU

Plus: Epu is Apu's brother.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 06:44 PM (MvF+J)

28 They eat hamsters in Peru. It's a sick county, and this is not going to help.

Posted by: Lume at July 12, 2023 06:44 PM (iayUP)

29 Why do they keep bringing Wray in? He's either gonna evade or lie. Do something more drastic dudes!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:44 PM (Ubrl4)

30 Bring back batons. I would imagine that to see teeth being forcibly swallowed after being smartly expelled from EFF BEE EYE asshoe jawlines with judicious love taps from said batons would bring smiles to the peons like myself. That and kill-shot throat punches. Fuck these catamites.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (bgJ0E)

31 As RedState points out, most of the people in Peru are conservative in their moral views and are against the idea of Transgenderism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (Keyt1)

32 Why do they keep bringing Wray in? He's either gonna evade or lie. Do something more drastic dudes!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:44 PM (Ubrl4)

(shakes their heads) That's not our way.

Posted by: Your GOPe at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (Angsy)

33 FBI asked for tips on crimes on Twitter

You'd have to be pretty gormless or desperate to go to the FBI to report a crime. I watched an interesting documentary on Jared Fogel, who loved Subway sandwiches and fucking children but mostly fucking children. This journalist became alarmed by things Jared said and began surreptitiously recording her conversations with him. When she went to the FBI, the FBI essentially said she had committed a crime by recording him and strongarmed her into continuing to act as their informant for a very long time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)

34 I'm seeing a story on twitter that ABC has removed The View from its 2024 roster...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (MeG8a)

35 Michelin star places or "best in the world " places are generally, meh. They are reflections of modern culture - trying too hard to shock and awe.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (oWBc3)

36 20 Peru, eh? Running around from place to place, trying to fill your days with activities because you're unfulfilled. You have nothing, so you try to fill your empty life with something. Seems I've read about people like that in some old book....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2023 06:42 PM (Angsy)


I doubt Peru is the Top-Rated Nation for both Cross-Dresser Adoration and Safety.

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

37 @29

>>Why do they keep bringing Wray in? He's either gonna evade or lie. Do something more drastic dudes!

It's the GOP Fandango: They get to look like they are doing something without actually doing something.

It's pretty much worked for the last 20 years, why stop now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (up/3i)

38 33 FBI asked for tips on crimes on Twitter

yeah, everyone kept ratting on the FIB

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 06:47 PM (us2H3)

39 Reads to me they were out to protect the Chinese completely, and maybe to cover their hand in producing Covid.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

40 Wray: Absolutely not. The FBI does not -- has no interest in protecting anyone politically


Oh holy shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 06:47 PM (guGkK)

41 I doubt lipstick boy's strong suit is Geography. You can't learn it by jamming it up your asshole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 12, 2023 06:47 PM (pohLc)

42
Dylan Mulvaney has fled to Peru for some much-needed solo travel and soul searching after she complained she no longer felt safe in the US.

Nobody knows who Dylan Mulvaney is even if they tripped over xim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2023 06:47 PM (MoZTd)

43 Why do they keep bringing Wray in? He's either gonna evade or lie. Do something more drastic dudes!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:44 PM (Ubrl4)

A lie detector run through a car battery and hiked up to his nipples. Every time he lies...ZZZZZAP!

Posted by: Robert, thinking drastic thoughts at July 12, 2023 06:48 PM (s/5s+)

44 Republicans are great at grilling people in hearings. And then? Nada. No follow ups no investigations no indictments no impeachments. But ooooh boy can they grill!!

Posted by: Montec at July 12, 2023 06:48 PM (Rg4GQ)

45 I doubt Peru is the Top-Rated Nation for both Cross-Dresser Adoration and Safety.

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

I think he went there because he wanted to walk the yellow brick road. Unfortunately, they said it's a shining path....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2023 06:48 PM (Angsy)

46 They eat hamsters in Peru.
--

Ah, two fetishes at once. Maybe three, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:48 PM (ulgTA)

47 I'm an expert in bukkake and several other martial arts.

Posted by: Chris Christie at July 12, 2023 06:49 PM (sWM8x)

48 31 As RedState points out, most of the people in Peru are conservative in their moral views and are against the idea of Transgenderism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (Keyt1)

Consuelo, there's something not right about that gringa. Keep young Carlos, Pedro and Fatima away from it.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2023 06:49 PM (RLLZj)

49 They eat hamsters in Peru. It's a sick county, and this is not going to help.

At least we don't allow men with 16" dicks to win women's swim meets.
An air fried Hamster with a little olive oil, bread crumbs and melted parmesan cheese is delightful.

Posted by: JUAN FROM PERU at July 12, 2023 06:49 PM (2znMt)

50 I'm seeing a story on twitter that ABC has removed The View from its 2024 roster...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (MeG8a)

Link, plz.

Posted by: Robert, thinking drastic thoughts at July 12, 2023 06:49 PM (s/5s+)

51 They eat hamsters in Peru.


They're called Nutria. Even the name suggests healthy eating!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (guGkK)

52 Boy, you know who is super tolerant towards weird cross-dressing gay guys?

Men in machismo-oriented countries with lax laws.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (ulgTA)

53 I'm seeing a story on twitter that ABC has removed The View from its 2024 roster...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 06:46 PM (MeG8a)

Probably too expensive to reinforce the studio's floors.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (BdMk6)

54 Fuck these catamites.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (bgJ0E)

You got a funny hash there.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (Ubrl4)

55 We traded Mulvaney for Vandersloot?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

56 Here's the link, it goes to the Dunning-Krueger Times, which I'd never heard of it.

https://tinyurl.com/285hv57x

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

57 The main export of Peru is "ores, slag, and ash," so they probably didn't need to import a slag.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 06:51 PM (MvF+J)

58
By the way, what ever became of that FD-1023 that Wray never turned over that they were gonna hold him in contempt for? That thing was supposed to be publicized.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2023 06:51 PM (AxmOr)

59 Consuelo, there's something not right about that gringa.

-

Said no one ever.

He looks like a dude. He looks like a dude *after* surgery to look less like a dude, so imagine the ape-looking mofo he must've been before. His brow is huge. He has shoulders and hands like a wide receiver. I assume his feet are huge, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:51 PM (ulgTA)

60 They eat hamsters in Peru. It's a sick county, and this is not going to help.
Posted by: Lume at July 12, 2023 06:44 PM (iayUP)
.......

They're going to butcher that fag like a skinny pig.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

61 Guinea pig is a national dish in Peru.

Hamster...not so much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2023 06:52 PM (1n+EO)

62 FBI asked for tips on crimes on Twitter

You'd have to be pretty gormless or desperate to go to the FBI to report a crime. I watched an interesting documentary on Jared Fogel, who loved Subway sandwiches and fucking children but mostly fucking children. This journalist became alarmed by things Jared said and began surreptitiously recording her conversations with him. When she went to the FBI, the FBI essentially said she had committed a crime by recording him and strongarmed her into continuing to act as their informant for a very long time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)
---
What they are asking for and what they are getting are very different things. A lot of responses are crimes that the FBI is guilty of doing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 06:53 PM (BpYfr)

63 https://tinyurl.com/285hv57x
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

It's a parody site.

I am crestfallen.

Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 06:53 PM (s/5s+)

64 You got a funny hash there.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 06:50 PM (Ubrl4)

I know - don't mention the war.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 12, 2023 06:53 PM (bgJ0E)

65 Said no one ever.

Right, but maybe the average Peruvian has no idea what a gringa would actually look like

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2023 06:53 PM (RLLZj)

66 The main export of Peru is "ores, slag, and ash," so they probably didn't need to import a slag.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea


Don't forget Peruvian Marching Powder.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2023 06:53 PM (9J0M0)

67 Guinea pig is a national dish in Peru.

Hamster...not so much.


They probably eat chichillas too. Make 'em roll around in little bowls of fajita seasoning instead of dust.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 06:54 PM (ppBhU)

68 OK. I'll just wait for Christmas like a good boy...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 06:54 PM (MeG8a)

69 Wonder what they said at Peruvian customs when they saw his passport.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

70 doesn't mean there aren't problems at the FBI -- there are. But I believe Chris is a guy who can get it fixed and he's fixed a lot of them already."

Name One.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 06:55 PM (p8A+W)

71 They eat hamsters in Peru.

I think it's guinea pigs.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 12, 2023 06:56 PM (VMFAF)

72 His brow is huge. He has shoulders and hands like a wide receiver. I assume his feet are huge, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:51 PM (ulgTA)


She must have an enormous schwanstucker!

Posted by: Inga at July 12, 2023 06:56 PM (guGkK)

73 Right, but maybe the average Peruvian has no idea what a gringa would actually look like

Posted by: Just Lily

--

Ha.

Can you imagine him in their country doing his blackface stereotype of what he thinks THEY act like?

That could actually be fun to watch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 06:56 PM (ulgTA)

74 With that sodomite roaming Peru, where is The Sendero Luminoso and a hanging tree when the Peruvians need them?

Sodomites gotta sodomite.

Avoid sodomites.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2023 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

75 69 Wonder what they said at Peruvian customs when they saw his passport.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

Holy Frijoles! What a flamer, eh, Rico?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2023 06:56 PM (RLLZj)

76 Guinea pig is a national dish in Peru.

Fu#k you gringos who's national pastime is grooming children to submit to perverts.

Posted by: JUAN FROM PERU at July 12, 2023 06:56 PM (2znMt)

77 Why do people keep saying there's something on my upper lip?

Posted by: Chris Christie at July 12, 2023 06:57 PM (sWM8x)

78 Dylan should have ran away to Afghanistan

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

79 I really really dislike attorneys in their professional mode. It’s always obfuscation, talking in circles, deliberate misleading. Even my friends who are attorneys can’t just give a straight answer much of the time or can’t make a decision without unnecessary risk reward evaluation. Never ever have a group of attorneys in your social investment club .

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

80 It's not so much that Guinea Pigs are a national dish in Peru that is offputting, it's that Peruvians unhinge their lower jaws and swallow them whole and live.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 06:58 PM (ppBhU)

81 Wray: Absolutely not. The FBI does not -- has no interest in protecting anyone politically


Oh holy shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 06

I don't think he lied. They're not technically protecting Biden but the deep state, which Biden is one of their puppets.

Posted by: LT. Rozanov at July 12, 2023 06:58 PM (zQVw+)

82 Probably too expensive to reinforce the studio's floors.

Just the catering bill alone puts a sizeable dent in the quarterly earnings statement.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 06:58 PM (p8A+W)

83 First reviews of Oppenheimer are leaking out.

Word on the street is that you can hear the dialog.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 06:59 PM (up/3i)

84 9 Gatez is calling a spade a spade.

Rayciss!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2023 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

====

Gaetz is going to have Feds crawling up his ass for decades. Staying clean will help, but won't help against the shit they will just make up.

Posted by: jc at July 12, 2023 06:59 PM (N1WXz)

85 Those Peruvian wool knit hats, that are so popular with the hippie crowd that shops at 'fair-trade' outlets, bring $1.3B into Peru annually. Peru has strategically superior alpaca resources.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

86 I’m unfamiliar with the term Gormless.

By definition, it implies that the natural order of things would be Gormful, a surfeit of Gorm. How do we know if our gorm is lacking?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2023 07:00 PM (TAeh5)

87 what's interesting is FBI is an acronym and it stands for ...

Sen. Fetterman, can you help me out ??
















Posted by: stupid whore at July 12, 2023 07:00 PM (us2H3)

88 Do they drink Bud Light in Peru?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

89 First reviews of Oppenheimer are leaking out.

Word on the street is that you can hear the dialog.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 06:59 PM (up/3i)

Oh, so it's not a British movie.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2023 07:00 PM (Angsy)

90 Wonder what they said at Peruvian customs when they saw his passport.

Is that a banana in your pocket?

Posted by: Peruvian customs agent at July 12, 2023 07:00 PM (Xrfse)

91 Wray: Absolutely not. The FBI does not -- has no interest in protecting anyone politically

I don't know what "protecting anyone politically" means, but I'm sure he avoids saying "protecting particular people from criminal prosecution"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:00 PM (p8A+W)

92 hey I just wanted to clarify in the previous thread about the little girl that doesn't exist to Bidens - I was talking about how the MSM frames this - not people here! it's always "stripper" and he's The Holy President's Wayward Boy

it's sickening!

sure tho she should not have touched him he's disgusting. but the better way to frame it would be to be honest about how gross and horrible HE is and underplay her stripping in college. I knew girls who made a MINT doing at probably much grosser places, over the bridge in New Jersey, but the money! U Penn is expensive!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (AcWfM)

93 Off Alan Arkin character, Lt. Rozanov, from "The Russians are Coming" sock.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (zQVw+)

94 CAR-MELLA is NOT a Dick Janitor, she is rather a Dick Custodian!

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (2znMt)

95 Gatez is a real card

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (us2H3)

96 the only US place was Atomix, NYC

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 06:39 PM (us2H3)

Upscale Korean fusion. And ridiculously expensive. Probably $1,500 for two people with booze..

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (PHmov)

97 This guy Wray doesn't seem to much into self-reflection or avoiding even the appearance of impropriety.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (RIvkX)

98 By definition, it implies that the natural order of things would be Gormful, a surfeit of Gorm. How do we know if our gorm is lacking?

Craniotomy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (ppBhU)

99 Dylan moving to Peru just made America safer. One less potential mass shooter.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

100 After losing so much value, Peru has decided to save money by replacing the "ru" of its name with a discount "w", and will henceforth be known as-

Pew.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (V+ZJ4)

101 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2023 07:02 PM (T4tVD)

102 Dylan Mulvaney: I have fled the United States, where I am Unsafe, to take refuge in Peru
.......

Where you are so safe. Don't lose your wallet! Oopty, there it goes!

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

103 hiya

Stop being so controversial.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

104 Upscale Korean fusion. And ridiculously expensive. Probably $1,500 for two people with booze..
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (PHmov)

I'm running

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 07:04 PM (us2H3)

105 Wonder what they said at Peruvian customs when they saw his passport.

They didn't look too far past the mini-stack of C-Notes between the passport pages.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:04 PM (p8A+W)

106 If America is the best country then after the destruction of the elites here, we have to go to every country and put all the elites in elite camps.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 12, 2023 07:04 PM (Q6B2K)

107 Dylan moving to Peru just made America safer. One less potential mass shooter.
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

I rate this as probable.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 07:05 PM (BdMk6)

108 I seek refuge in Lake Titicaca!

Posted by: D Mulva at July 12, 2023 07:05 PM (V65Dk)

109 This guy Wray doesn't seem to much into self-reflection or avoiding even the appearance of impropriety.

"What is a psychopath? For $200, Alex"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:06 PM (p8A+W)

110 Peru is rated the 43rd safest country for LGBTQ+ travel.
https://tinyurl.com/4hasm29f

USA is ranked #25. Guess who's #1.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

111 84 9 Gatez is calling a spade a spade.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
====
Gaetz is going to have Feds crawling up his ass for decades. Staying clean will help, but won't help against the shit they will just make up.
Posted by: jc
--------
Gaetz already has had that which is probably why he has no fucks left to give. In 2020 or so, a former FBI agent tried to extort him working for a law firm in Florida and the guy got convicted and that trashed the Feebs case using one of Gaetz's acquaintances as a flipped informant about sexcapades with underage teens.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:07 PM (2s9cl)

112 Are you kidding us? We don't want that freak show around here.

Posted by: The Llamas at July 12, 2023 07:08 PM (eOEVl)

113 It's pretty much worked for the last 20 years, why stop now.

I see someone bought the institutional size packaging of black pills.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:08 PM (p8A+W)

114 Peru is rated the 43rd safest country for LGBTQ+ travel.
https://tinyurl.com/4hasm29f

USA is ranked #25. Guess who's #1.


Iceland?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (eOEVl)

115 102 Dylan Mulvaney: I have fled the United States, where I am Unsafe, to take refuge in Peru
-------------

Heck, Dylan is most at risk from his own side as they would love to recreate the whole Matthew Sheppard fiction storyline.

The guy took the money and ran.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (2s9cl)

116 Warranted or not, the phrase "everyone knows" has no place in a formal hearing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (9UlRk)

117 USA is ranked #25. Guess who's #1.

Maybe San Francisco or Phoenixville?

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (2znMt)

118 USA is ranked #25. Guess who's #1.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

Wakanda?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (BdMk6)

119 Iceland is #12.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (MvF+J)

120 Mulvaney can run but he can't hide. His mental illness is a permanently packed travel bag.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (Q2FEL)

121 USA is ranked #25. Guess who's #1.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

Djibouti?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:10 PM (9UlRk)

122 Chicha, Peruvian beer. Yourwelcome.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)

123 114 Peru is rated the 43rd safest country for LGBTQ+ travel.
https://tinyurl.com/4hasm29f

for once, I'm glad I'm on the bottom

Posted by: Putin at July 12, 2023 07:11 PM (us2H3)

124 Guess who's #1.

===

NOrth Korea !

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (V13WU)

125 Holland must be #1

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (MNhXM)

126 eru is rated the 43rd safest country for LGBTQ+ travel.
https://tinyurl.com/4hasm29f

USA is ranked #25. Guess who's #1.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

That ice station in Antarctica?

Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (ogku+)

127 Canada is #1; Brunei is last (death by stoning since 2019.)

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (MvF+J)

128 Oh, safest ...mkay...Netherlands ?

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (V13WU)

129 Wray is as committed to justice as Mulvaney is to fully transitioning.

Posted by: Which is to say...not at all at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (uoAlb)

130 Canada is #1

Lichtenstein wuz robbed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 07:13 PM (ppBhU)

131 Canada so ghey !

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

132 Canada is #1; Brunei is last (death by stoning since 2019.)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (MvF+J)

I guess everyone has at least one gay relative.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 07:13 PM (MNhXM)

133
The guy took the money and ran.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:09 PM (2s9cl)

Yeah, and good for him. It was one helluva con. I imagine he's pretty upset that the fame rollercoaster ended like it did (I think fame is his motivation), but I'm sure the assload of $$$ helps ease the pain.

It was one helluva con job. A grift for the ages.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 07:13 PM (oINRc)

134 Early word about Oppenheimer says that while you can hear the dialogue,

Nolan has Oppenheimer himself speaking with a thick Spanish accent.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2023 07:14 PM (V+ZJ4)

135 Man killed by car fleeing LEOs just outside of the White House.

||WASHINGTON (AP) — A man was killed by a car fleeing law enforcement officers Wednesday afternoon just outside of the White House.

The incident occurred just before 1:30 p.m. when uniformed members of the Secret Service attempted to stop a vehicle with an expired registration, according to a statement on Twitter from the agency. The driver initially indicated they would stop, but then accelerated away, the statement said.

The driver sped through a red light and struck multiple people in the crosswalk of the intersection of 17th Street Northwest and Constitution Avenue. One man who was struck by the car died at an area hospital.

Authorities are still searching for the driver.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)

136 Canada is #1

No surprise there, I guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:14 PM (Xrfse)

137 Brunei is last (death by stoning since 2019.)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 07:12 PM (MvF+J)

well, we don't film our helicopter rides

Posted by: Putin at July 12, 2023 07:14 PM (us2H3)

138 Dylan Mulvaney: I have fled the United States, where I am Unsafe, to take refuge in Peru

Translation: Peru doesn't extradite to the US for child molestation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:15 PM (p8A+W)

139 97 This guy Wray doesn't seem to much into self-reflection or avoiding even the appearance of impropriety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

These are not smart nor moral people but front men to the Deep State. Just like James Comey got rewarded with a HSBC job paying millions after leaving the DOJ where he covered up HSBC (a bank) misdoings and then was parachuted into Mueller's job where he got there by covering up FBI misconduct in Boston involving Whitey Bulger. Then you have former FBI director Louie Freeh allegedly giving Hunter the heads up on search warrants and investigations (he is one eye btw) and giving Biden's grandkids a couple of hundred K for their trust funds.

Now you know what creeps that the Feebs has had for its directors since the 90's. Wray is par for the course. Lying, obfuscation, illegal searches, fake science from the F labs, planting evidence, allowing innocents to be prosecuted to avoid their sources being messed with, and so on. This also goes back to the whole Inslaw case during the Reagan administration where essentially the DOJ stole software from a guy for case management.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:16 PM (2s9cl)

140 Jim Jordan is on with Kudlow beating his chest.

Shirtsleeve status:
[ ] rolled up
[ X ] down

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

141 Early word about Oppenheimer says that while you can hear the dialogue,

There's also prolonged nudity and a sex scene, but maybe they don't talk during that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:16 PM (Keyt1)

142 My bug out country is down there amongst the Africans.
Welcome to Sunny Jamaica!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 12, 2023 07:16 PM (Eeb9P)

143 No offense intended towards our several esteemed Canuck 'rons.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:17 PM (Xrfse)

144 I'm not sure if we need a Mack Bolan or a Mitch Rapp?
Or both?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 07:17 PM (e4fEA)

145 I guess the Big Guy is not getting his expected 10%.

37% of the US Navy's nuclear fast attack submarines are on the binnacle list.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2023 07:17 PM (I/1AJ)

146 There's also prolonged nudity and a sex scene, but maybe they don't talk during that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:16 PM (Keyt1)

Of course not.

Most of them are German or English.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:17 PM (9UlRk)

147 The guy took the money and ran.
--

Yep. I'm guessing $1M+ U.S. is pretty serious money in any central or south American sh*thole.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 07:18 PM (ulgTA)

148
Someone mentioned Patton Oswalt in the last thread. Here's a fun fact about him: His father was a career Marine officer who named him for George Patton.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine what it must be like for a guy like *that* to watch his son grow into a big, fat professional clown who dances for nickels?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 07:18 PM (oINRc)

149 Yeah, and good for him. It was one helluva con. I imagine he's pretty upset that the fame rollercoaster ended like it did (I think fame is his motivation), but I'm sure the assload of $$$ helps ease the pain.

It was one helluva con job. A grift for the ages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
----------
Unethical people always have an advantage because they will do what others won't do in order to get their goals. Not undefeatable but the smart ones stay ahead of the tar and feathers brigade.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:18 PM (2s9cl)

150 There's also prolonged nudity and a sex scene, but maybe they don't talk during that.

I assume the climax is tastefully omitted and an atomic detonation is substituted in Hitchcockian fashion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (ppBhU)

151 I watched the Tucker interview with Andrew Tate (2.5 hours worth). I never followed Mr. Tate but he seems like a regular guy, for an MMA champ.
I noticed that both men wore expensive shoes with no socks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)

152 yep, the FBI

Posted by: Steven Hatfill at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (us2H3)

153 atomic detonation

Katie Ka-Boom?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (I/1AJ)

154 Yep. I'm guessing $1M+ U.S. is pretty serious money in any central or south American sh*thole.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Made over 1.5 million in a year and worth about 3 million sez the news. Doing Tik Tok, Mulvaney can literally work from anywhere for whatever 'brave' brand wants a bit of the fake Pee Wee playhouse femme.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:21 PM (2s9cl)

155 I've been reading a bit about the 17th c. and the thirty years war, and tangentially about the rest of European history, even back to Rome, and I can't get over this weird feeling that maybe it's not a good thing that humanity have up on war in recent generations.

Yes, most of "history" is just who was fighting whom, but at least all that bullshit had an outlet. Now, we just have this sealed up kettle of resentment and power struggle and violence that has nowhere to go.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:21 PM (9UlRk)

156 I am become death, the destroyer of this pussy.

Posted by: Zombie J. Robert Oppenheimer at July 12, 2023 07:21 PM (ppBhU)

157 *gave

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:21 PM (9UlRk)

158 Llamas are not very smart and don't care about their reputations.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (Uv0D2)

159 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (ppBhU)

They actually go into a train tunnel.

I get that Oppenheimer was a brilliant man, but I don't want to see a movie about a man who tried to poison his tutor while at University.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (Keyt1)

160 Peru is rated the 43rd safest country for LGBTQ+ travel.
https://tinyurl.com/4hasm29f

Whatever happened to following house rules? You don't visit someone's house and shit on the rug, and you don't go to Brunei or UAE and fag it up. Bunch of self-centered childish jackasses.

Posted by: Grow the fuck up at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (uoAlb)

161 "Peru's stock value immediately dropped $37 billion."

That's a lot of marching powder!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (a9CYf)

162 We here in the Republic of Uganda are working hard to keep the sodomites at bay and hopefully no sodomites will come visit us and try to stick their mambo up our yam chutes. All other people’s please come and see our beautiful country and remain blessed.

Posted by: Naga Eboko, Minister Of Health and Tourism at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

163 Ah, I just realized Peru probably has surgeons that will turn him back into Dylan McVeighy and he can live out his life doing his normal perv stuff as a wealthy gay man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (ulgTA)

164 37% of the US Navy's nuclear fast attack submarines are on the binnacle list.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2023 07:17 PM (I/1AJ)

Yeah but our Diversity Program is top notch and fully funded

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (pmmLi)

165 156 I am become death, the destroyer of this pussy.
Posted by: Zombie J. Robert Oppenheimer at July 12, 2023 07:21 PM (ppBhU)

IIANM, Oppy was a Foppy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (9UlRk)

166 Dylan Mulvaney has fled to Peru for some much-needed solo travel and soul searching...

I think you forgot to mention all the the dick sucking he'd be doing also. Lots and lots of dick sucking.

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (HtL60)

167 Just got an email about some music-related software. If I buy it, they'll donate to a charity.

"And the best part? For every purchase, we'll be donating to Beats By Girlz, helping empower the next generation of women and gender-expansive people through music and technology."

"Gender-expansive"? What the Hell does that mean?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (CHHv1)

168 Authorities are still searching for the driver.||
Posted by: andycanuck
------------
Hillary is getting a bit sloppy in her old age.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (2s9cl)

169 I noticed that both men wore expensive shoes with no socks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)

If you got money for Allen Edmonds, you got money for ankle socks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:24 PM (9UlRk)

170 I watched the Tucker interview with Andrew Tate (2.5 hours worth). I never followed Mr. Tate but he seems like a regular guy, for an MMA champ.
I noticed that both men wore expensive shoes with no socks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)
===
I started watching Tate regularly about a year ago. The interview with Tucker is very good, it has Tate at his most coherent. Tucker does a good job of connecting the dots and Tate has a very important message. He has intentionally avoided partisan political commentary but his themes on masculine excellence cannot but have effect on a person's 9worldview.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

171 Yam chutes? I don't even want to know...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:24 PM (Xrfse)

172 Long enough for Disney to make several democrat propaganda films for the upcoming election.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 06:43 PM (BdMk6)


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 07:25 PM (e4fEA)

173 Gender-expansive"? What the Hell does that mean?

Somebody thinks this will lead to getting out of the friend zone.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2023 07:25 PM (RLLZj)

174 I get that Oppenheimer was a brilliant man, but I don't want to see a movie about a man who tried to poison his tutor while at University.

You clerics can be such literalists about the whole "Thou shall not kill" business. It's just an attempt. It's not even covered.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 12, 2023 07:25 PM (ppBhU)

175 37% of the US Navy's nuclear fast attack submarines are on the binnacle list.

What is a binnacle list?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:25 PM (p8A+W)

176 Yes, most of "history" is just who was fighting whom, but at least all that bullshit had an outlet. Now, we just have this sealed up kettle of resentment and power struggle and violence that has nowhere to go.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
--------
One of the issues is that with the fading of religion and the visions of an afterlife for most--preservation of self tends to become paramount.

Who really wants to fight and die for Ukraine for example. It appears that quite a few Ukrainian and Russian men don't.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:25 PM (2s9cl)

177 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)

Uniformed Secret service do traffic stops? Do they even have jurisdiction to do that? Their area of responsibility is wire fraud, counterfeiting, and being bodyguards for the Prezzy... not minor traffic violations.

And if Joe Biden's secret service was pulling me over? I might run too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 07:26 PM (oHd/0)

178 FBI whistleblower says Christopher Wray lied about surveilling school board meetings

-
I shan't believe it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)

179 Finally ! a fashion thread we all've been waiting for...

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (V13WU)

180 What is a binnacle list?

Scheduled for dry dock to get those pesky sea critters scraped off of the hull.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (Xrfse)

181 [i}FBI Director Christopher Wray told a House panel on Wednesday that the agency's top 8 officials of its "leadership team" aren't political appointees and they reflect "the best" of the organization that's made of "patriots."

Like Humpty Dumpty, the words "best" and "patriot" mean only what Wray intends for them to mean.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

182 You girlzzzz are just as good as the boys. Here's your free money because no one will pay for your music.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (ulgTA)

183 I had no idea who Mr. Tate was, or what he's about. He's quite the impressive fellow.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (MeG8a)

184 I should have smacked myself in the head for not guessing Canada

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (xhxe8)

185 The critics love the Oppenheimer movie so it probably sucks ass.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (iayUP)

186 175 37% of the US Navy's nuclear fast attack submarines are on the binnacle list.

What is a binnacle list?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:25 PM (p8A+W)

A binnacle list was people who are sick... so when it comes to ships, it's those who can't deploy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (oHd/0)

187 And if Joe Biden's secret service was pulling me over? I might run too.

Especially if you were a young girl.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (p8A+W)

188 155 I've been reading a bit about the 17th c. and the thirty years war, and tangentially about the rest of European history, even back to Rome, and I can't get over this weird feeling that maybe it's not a good thing that humanity have up on war in recent generations.

Yes, most of "history" is just who was fighting whom, but at least all that bullshit had an outlet. Now, we just have this sealed up kettle of resentment and power struggle and violence that has nowhere to go.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:21 PM (9UlRk)

Managing an expanding elite population is difficult. That is the population that is well-connected and expects a certain wealth and status based on how they grew up. Absent war reducing the numbers, that population tends to balloon.

Not sure war is the best answer to it, but the resource demands can eventually become quite burdensome. Also not sure if it is the cause behind the perverse ideologies of the 20th century and the French Revolution.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (eYoxG)

189 Uniformed Secret service do traffic stops? Do they even have jurisdiction to do that? Their area of responsibility is wire fraud, counterfeiting, and being bodyguards for the Prezzy... not minor traffic violations.

And if Joe Biden's secret service was pulling me over? I might run too.
Posted by: Romeo13
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All crimes are federal in the District of Columbia despite having a modicum of self rule.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (2s9cl)

190 Why do they keep bringing Wray in? He's either gonna evade or lie. Do something more drastic dudes!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)

To rephrase my willowed by many minutes addition in the last thread, they should have an open invite for a special guest inquisitor and bring in Rep. Clay Higgins to put the fine point on the pencil, then toss it in the air as he is wont to do when they get to used to their alibis about why answers can't be forthcoming.

And offer him a bat on his way to his assigned seat.

Posted by: micky at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (3byMq)

191 binnacles can sink a ship, man !

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (V13WU)

192 163 Ah, I just realized Peru probably has surgeons that will turn him back into Dylan McVeighy and he can live out his life doing his normal perv stuff as a wealthy gay man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 07:22 PM (ulgTA)

Yeah, that. Probably.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

193 Naval terminology.
https://is.gd/GAHBG7

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

194 I guess I should go see "Sound of Freedom" or whatever it's called, because at least that seems to be a film about a man doing something heroic. What was the last movie about a real person who is actually heroic?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:29 PM (Keyt1)

195 A binnacle list was people who are sick... so when it comes to ships, it's those who can't deploy.

Ahh, so if the Navy wants to up its score from 37% to maybe 40 or 50%, then it needs to mandate another round of boosters.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:29 PM (p8A+W)

196 Someone mentioned Patton Oswalt in the last thread. Here's a fun fact about him: His father was a career Marine officer who named him for George Patton.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine what it must be like for a guy like *that* to watch his son grow into a big, fat professional clown who dances for nickels?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 07:18 PM (oINRc)

Named him after an Army General? No Marine Officer he respected enough. Naming him Chesty actually seems more appropriate with Oswalt's man tits and all.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 07:29 PM (/WQyy)

197 you guys are so cynical, maybe Dylan is a soccer fan

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

198 188 Managing an expanding elite population is difficult. That is the population that is well-connected and expects a certain wealth and status based on how they grew up. Absent war reducing the numbers, that population tends to balloon.

Not sure war is the best answer to it


can i interest you in a nice vaccine?

Posted by: bill gates at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (sGtp+)

199 13 Stay away from my Llamas you man with a dick who dresses like a woman.

Posted by: JUAN FROM PERU at July 12, 2023 06:40 PM (2znMt)

Also stay away from his ass; she's used for transporting cocaine coffee.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

200 The critics love the Oppenheimer movie so it probably sucks ass.Posted by: fd at July 12, 2023 07:27 PM (iayUP)

Well, they don't mention if that's part of the sex scene.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (Keyt1)

201 I guess the Big Guy is not getting his expected 10%.

37% of the US Navy's nuclear fast attack submarines are on the binnacle list.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2023 07:17 PM


That means we got 19 attack boats to patrol the entire world. Figure about half of them are on workups after deployments, refits and overhauls and we actually have less than a dozen SSN's on patrol at any given time. Take out a couple more boats for training at DEVRON 12 and DEVRON 5 and we are down to about 8 boats to patrol the entire worlds oceans. China has twice as many boats as that just patrolling the South China sea and the Taiwan straits.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (ncXxy)

202 What is a binnacle list?

When the took the big thing off my neck and I got pudding after.

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at July 12, 2023 07:31 PM (2znMt)

203 What was the last movie about a real person who is actually heroic?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:29 PM (Keyt1)


The Reluctant Astronaut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:31 PM (guGkK)

204 All crimes are federal in the District of Columbia despite having a modicum of self rule.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:28 PM (2s9cl)

Just like the ATF does not investigate murders... there are clear lines of authority and responsibility.

This is like a CIA agent, pulling you over for speeding... even in DC, they can't do that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 07:31 PM (oHd/0)

205 CNN Breaking News............... CNN has just learned that the Corona Virus origination has been traced to the Corona Beer Company in Mexico. Today president Biden vowed to make sure that Corona Beer Company pay for it's crimes against the children of the world and Greta Thunberg. One suggestion was that the company buy Bud Light to keep the AB Company in business......

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at CNN at July 12, 2023 07:32 PM (y9QBQ)

206 197 you guys are so cynical, maybe Dylan is a soccer fan

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

Mexican word of the day: Soccer

"If dylan no lisen, you soccer"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

207 What was the last movie about a real person who is actually heroic?

Eastwood did that movie about those guys on the train in France not too long ago.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 12, 2023 07:32 PM (ppBhU)

208 167 "And the best part? For every purchase, we'll be donating to Beats By Girlz, helping empower the next generation of women and gender-expansive people through music and technology."

"Gender-expansive"? What the Hell does that mean?


girthy

Posted by: anachronda at July 12, 2023 07:32 PM (sGtp+)

209
Re the concern about Hunter's love child.

What ever became of John Edwards's daughter? She was born in 2008. He denied paternity for ages. I imagine she's okay. People lost interest in her and Rielle and moved on. I think Rielle was a grifter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (AxmOr)

210 Nice luggage you got there, Dylan.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (V1S1H)

211 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 12, 2023 07:32 PM (ppBhU)

Oh, yes; I saw that. It was a good film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (Keyt1)

212 This is like a CIA agent, pulling you over for speeding... even in DC, they can't do that.

Have you noticed that there are no more taboos?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (p8A+W)

213 >>What was the last movie about a real person who is actually heroic?

The Dark Knight.

Batman is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)

214 212 This is like a CIA agent, pulling you over for speeding... even in DC, they can't do that.

Have you noticed that there are no more taboos?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (p8A+W)

Good point.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (oHd/0)

215 SPIRIT SINISTER:
Well; be it so. My argument is that War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading. So I back Bonaparte for the reason that he will give pleasure to posterity.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

216 I guess First Man was last hero movie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (/WQyy)

217 Gender-expansive"? What the Hell does that mean?

Certifiably nutz?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (Xrfse)

218 I seem to recall, early in 2020, that there were papers published about oddities in the SARS genome. And those papers were soon retracted for "reasons".

It'd be interesting to see archives of those retracted papers, and find out if the real reason was pressure from Fauci And Friends. And who was responsible for pulling them.

And how much retribution will be unleashed upon those who, instead of helping to seek the truth, murdered it in broad daylight.

Posted by: Another Anon at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (hwP7U)

219 212 This is like a CIA agent, pulling you over for speeding... even in DC, they can't do that.

Have you noticed that there are no more taboos?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (p8A+W)

that only works in one direction. For me to speak my mind in pubic would get me fired, so it's taboo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

220 Just like the ATF does not investigate murders... there are clear lines of authority and responsibility.

This is like a CIA agent, pulling you over for speeding... even in DC, they can't do that.
Posted by: Romeo13

An ATF agent in DC could arrest you for murder but probably would not due to policy. But, in this case, the Uniformed Sec. Service also protects foreign diplomats and dignitaries and as a result has some traffic enforcement powers related to that.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:35 PM (2s9cl)

221 Congressional Black Caucus Threatens To Sink Biden Judicial Nominees Unless Change To Veto Rules

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I'm sure their demands are quite reasonable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 07:36 PM (FVME7)

222 Well, they don't mention if that's part of the sex scene.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (Keyt1)

Sometimes the chaplain has the bawdiest joke of the evening.

Those are the best evenings

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:36 PM (9UlRk)

223 and we are down to about 8 boats to patrol the entire worlds oceans.

Well, that may rule out a fast-attack colliding with the OceanGate submarine and all of the theater trying to cover up naval involvement.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:36 PM (p8A+W)

224 Cafe is open. Let's go upstairs!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

225 Fenelon, there was the movie about that Captain of the airplane that went down in New York water, whatever the body of water was. Idk. I think Tom Hanks played the Captain

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 12, 2023 07:36 PM (ebhEj)

226 Federal Bureau of Investigation Agents Association, October 28, 2020, Article by FBIAA: FBI Agents Association: FBI Director Christopher Wray Should Complete Ten-Year Term

“Collectively, our members strongly support Director Wray continuing his ten-year term,” writes O’Hare. “FBI Special Agents respect Director Wray’s leadership and look forward to continuing to work with him to protect this great country from national security and criminal threats.”
... ...
The letter concludes, “Director Wray has led the FBI through a complex period, and is ensuring that FBI Special Agents remain focused on fighting the criminals and terrorists who threaten our safety. No matter the outcome of next week’s election, the men and women of the FBI are urging whomever becomes our next President to allow Director Wray to lead the Bureau and serve our country.”

Heh. FBI agent groups disputed Trump’s rationale for firing Comey, too.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (GshMh)

227 218 I seem to recall, early in 2020, that there were papers published about oddities in the SARS genome. And those papers were soon retracted for "reasons".

It'd be interesting to see archives of those retracted papers, and find out if the real reason was pressure from Fauci And Friends. And who was responsible for pulling them.

And how much retribution will be unleashed upon those who, instead of helping to seek the truth, murdered it in broad daylight.

Posted by: Another Anon at July 12, 2023 07:34 PM (hwP7U)

One paper came out very quickly, noting the Furin cleavage site and noting that the virus had similarities to a number of different virii, amost as it Dr. FrankenFauci made it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

228 Citizens Arrest! Citizens Arrest!!

Posted by: Gomer at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (/WQyy)

229 that only works in one direction. For me to speak my mind in pubic would get me fired, so it's taboo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
===

Ummm

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

230 209
Re the concern about Hunter's love child.

What ever became of John Edwards's daughter? She was born in 2008. He denied paternity for ages. I imagine she's okay. People lost interest in her and Rielle and moved on. I think Rielle was a grifter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Edwards, his wife, and Rielle were probably all on the make. Used to see a lot of young women fling themselves on older male pols when I worked in DC. There was also the same dynamic with young male gays flinging themselves onto old gay pols too.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 07:38 PM (2s9cl)

231 That means we got 19 attack boats to patrol the entire world.

--

We're switching to spy balloons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 07:38 PM (ulgTA)

232 that only works in one direction. For me to speak my mind in pubic would get me fired, so it's taboo.

So you are speaking someone else's mind when you post here?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:39 PM (p8A+W)

233 Ummm
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

This isn't public.

I bet his name ain't even jim.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 07:39 PM (9UlRk)

234 229 that only works in one direction. For me to speak my mind in pubic would get me fired, so it's taboo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
===

Ummm

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

Public. Well, if I did something pubic in public that would get me arrested or banned, like that joke about the couple in the grocery store.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

235 232 that only works in one direction. For me to speak my mind in pubic would get me fired, so it's taboo.

So you are speaking someone else's mind when you post here?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:39 PM (p8A+W)

Mostly anonymous to the casual observer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

236 Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 12, 2023 07:36 PM (ebhEj)

Yes; That was a good movie too. Thx for reminding me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (Keyt1)

237 Not that I spent a lot of late night inside the Beltway, but if you're ever in town around 3-4 AM, count the number of black suburbans blowing down the streets,well over the speed limit and running red lights.
Hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (e4fEA)

238 Zelensky Blasts Biden’s "Unprecedented And Absurd" Stance On NATO Membership

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Dude, unprecedented and absurd are what Joe does best.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (FVME7)

239 “Director Wray has led the FBI through a complex period,

And in the same dysfunctional direction.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (p8A+W)

240 226 Federal Bureau of Investigation Agents Association, October 28, 2020, Article by FBIAA: FBI Agents Association: FBI Director Christopher Wray Should Complete Ten-Year Term

“Collectively, our members strongly support Director Wray continuing his ten-year term,” writes O’Hare. “FBI Special Agents respect Director Wray’s leadership and look forward to continuing to work with him to protect this great country from national security and criminal threats.”
... ...
The letter concludes, “Director Wray has led the FBI through a complex period, and is ensuring that FBI Special Agents remain focused on fighting the criminals and terrorists who threaten our safety. No matter the outcome of next week’s election, the men and women of the FBI are urging whomever becomes our next President to allow Director Wray to lead the Bureau and serve our country.”

Heh. FBI agent groups disputed Trump’s rationale for firing Comey, too.
Posted by: L
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Ham and eggers--all good folks--Trust Wray, Watch my Fox Tick Tock special with the walls closing on Hunter.

Posted by: S. Hannity at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (2s9cl)

241 That would make a good film festival. Uplifting movies about real, heroic people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:43 PM (Keyt1)

242 Stay away from my Llamas you man with a dick who dresses like a woman.

Posted by: JUAN FROM PERU at July 12, 2023 06:40 PM (2znMt)

Also stay away from his ass; she's used for transporting cocaine coffee.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

also you stay away from my futbol eet has no ass

Posted by: Pepe at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

243 Zelensky can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Gomer at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (/WQyy)

244 Babbel's Maryann who visits Paris and successfully tells the cab driver where to go sure has a big nose.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 07:48 PM (e4fEA)

245 Wray barely sweated a single thing today - he just was like shoulder shrugging "meh" over anything the Republicans asked. He could have cared less. And that is a huge problem...but just a real problem for you and me.

Yeah sure, Rep Gaetz asked some tough questions - but I thought Chris almost yawned there a few times - he didn't even blink. Because he didn't care - it was written all over his demeanor - he didn't give a flying freaking shit.

These people can't be made to care right now, and they know it. And that is bad, real real bad.

Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2023 07:48 PM (K+UlC)

246 I wonder what Wray's role was in ignoring intelligence from Russia that would have prevented the Boston Bombing?

Posted by: polynikes. at July 12, 2023 07:49 PM (/WQyy)

247 207 What was the last movie about a real person who is actually heroic?

Caddyshack

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 07:50 PM (us2H3)

248 Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2023 07:48 PM (K+UlC)

When he looked that way someone should have said ' Are we boring you Mr Director? Do you have a plane you have to catch for another vacation? '

Posted by: polynikes. at July 12, 2023 07:51 PM (/WQyy)

249 Heh.
Good vid on Faux Online of a plane crashing at the airport in Mogadishu. No one killed.
Last time I was there was during a huge firefight between the two major Somali factions fighting for control of the airport. The airport was a graveyard of wrecked airplanes.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 07:54 PM (e4fEA)

250 @148 His father was a career Marine officer who named him for George Patton.

A Marine?

Wonder if the kid knows how close he came to being named
Puller Oswalt.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (4PZHB)

251 When he looked that way someone should have said ' Are we boring you Mr Director? Do you have a plane you have to catch for another vacation? '
Posted by: polynikes. at July 12, 2023 07:51 PM (/WQyy)

Yeah - but he's have stretched out his arms long and then say "umm what? oh no, yeah, totally interested and engaged - what were you saying?"...*yawn*

And the press would be reporting how he totally "dunked" on some white supremacist Republican congressman tonight. No, as Dr. Johnson said (a friend), nothing concentrates a man's mind more than being a week away from swinging on the gallows - need some of that concentration here or we are going to get a lot more "Wray's Yawning" in the future/

Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (K+UlC)

252 They eat hamsters in Peru.

Not after what Dylan does with them, they don't.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (4PZHB)

253 Someone mentioned Patton Oswalt in the last thread. Here's a fun fact about him: His father was a career Marine officer who named him for George Patton.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine what it must be like for a guy like *that* to watch his son grow into a big, fat professional clown who dances for nickels?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 07:18 PM (oINRc)

A pudgy, stunted homunculus that nobody likes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 12, 2023 08:01 PM (T/Lqj)

254 245 These people can't be made to care right now, and they know it. And that is bad, real real bad.

Some day they will be made to care and it will be worse that real, real bad. It will be for eternity. Which I am given to understand is a very, very long time.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (ebhEj)

255 @245 I thought Chris almost yawned there a few times - he didn't even blink.

Maybe if they could get the judge to switch the juries...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 12, 2023 08:11 PM (4PZHB)

256 These people can't be made to care right now, and they know it. And that is bad, real real bad.

Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2023 07:48 PM (K+UlC)

————

Because he knows gun toting patriots will do Jack and shit.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 12, 2023 08:35 PM (RSqGO)

257 Ray Epps, a criminal ?
https://twitter. com/15poundstogo/status/1679257792052330496

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2023 08:52 PM (RovqD)

258 to take refuge in Peru among the llamas.
That requires this:
https://t.ly/GI73t

Posted by: GWB at July 12, 2023 09:06 PM (vQrdQ)

259 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2023 09:20 PM (Q/6pY)

260 OLD ZOD FESTUNG: ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA
NEUE FESTUNG: RURAL KENT COUNTY, MARYLAND

August 15. Feel the tremor.

Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2023 09:23 PM (Q/6pY)

261 Barnacle Binnacle

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2023 09:32 PM (OqSlY)

262 I must have posted to the old thread....oh well

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 09:50 PM (V13WU)

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