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Sources: We Kind of Lied About Where the Cocaine Was Found, But We Swear, It Was Totally In a "Highly-Trafficked Area"
Update: Coke Was Found In a "Much More Secure Place" Than Previous Lies Claimed
You lied about it being found in the West Wing.
But I should just go ahead and believe your next series of lies, right?
Ari Fleischer says this is not a "heavily trafficked area" -- this is a staff entrance only. So only a VIP or staff member would be permitted here.
Multiple officials involved in the White House cocaine inquiry now say the bag of powder was found in a cubby near the White House's West Executive entrance, not the formal West Wing lobby as was previously reported. Investigators expect to be done with the investigation by Monday, according to two sources familiar with the investigation. The inquiry was previously expected to take a couple of weeks. In updating the location of where the cocaine was found, officials said that area was also heavily trafficked. The cocaine was found in an entrance area between the foyer and a lower-level lobby, the sources said. The entrance is near where some vehicles, like the vice president's limo or SUV park. It is one floor below the main West Wing offices and the same floor as the Situation Room and a dining area.
Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer This changes things. If the cocaine was on the lower level of the West Wing -- and not on the main floor lobby, it makes it much more likely to be the staff and not a visitor. The lower level door is not regularly used by guests. It's a staff entrance.
By the way, there's a reason that the White House's first lie was to claim the coke was found in the library: Because the library is open to tours for visitors. (The colored rooms on this map are ones visitors are steered through on tours.) But that was a lie. Then they said it was found in the West Wing lobby, which was a lie. Now they're saying it was found in an entrance area where people come in after being dropped off by.... the presidential limo. Do many tour groups saunter through there, I wonder?
Omri Ceren
@omriceren The way this White House approaches comms is just wild. "Yeah whatever. Just tell them we actually found the blow somewhere else."
BTW, it is now evident that the reason why Hunter is now living at the White House, instead of at his rented mansion in Los Angeles, is that they know damn well that he is relapsing, and figured that they could keep him clean at the White House. Wrong. Posted by: The Secret Service!Not really the Secret Service, of course, but probably right. Update: "NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked"
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked." pic.twitter.com/N17r8YJyVV
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 6, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
This changes things. If the cocaine was on the lower level of the West Wing -- and not on the main floor lobby, it makes it much more likely to be the staff and not a visitor. The lower level door is not regularly used by guests. It's a staff entrance.
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Careful, Ari. You're on the inside. You don't want to be iced out, do you? Think of your career, man!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
This “administration” is an abomination to God and the country.
Posted by: Jmel at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (bVhJi)
If the Biden White House told me I was a bug, I would believe them.
Posted by: Typical Braindead Liberal Illiterate Who Thinks He's a Genius at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
The way this White House approaches comms is just wild.
"Yeah whatever. Just tell them we actually found the blow somewhere else."
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Well, sure. You'd want to avoid specifics and anything that could be checked if you were dealing with White House "journalists" and an idiot muppet like KJP.
Simple is best. Use words of a single syllable if you can manage it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
........
They don't care.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (geLO8)
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (up/3i)
This changes things. If the cocaine was on the lower level of the West Wing -- and not on the main floor lobby, it makes it much more likely to be the staff and not a visitor. The lower level door is not regularly used by guests. It's a staff entrance.
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Careful, Ari. You're on the inside. You don't want to be iced out, do you? Think of your career, man!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
He can fix this by making a long tweet about the strong moral character of the Biden family.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (eYoxG)
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Excuse me, Ace, but I think you mean "rooms of color."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (geLO
Oh, the Chinese were sending coke to the White House. Now I get it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Secret Service! at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (2tUFv)
Do many tour groups saunter through there, I wonder?
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When Hunter or Kamala are there, probably.
"Tour groups" of hookers or gigolos, respectively.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (guGkK)
This changes things. If the cocaine was on the lower level of the West Wing -- and not on the main floor lobby, it makes it much more likely to be the staff and not a visitor. The lower level door is not regularly used by guests. It's a staff entrance.
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Careful, Ari. You're on the inside. You don't want to be iced out, do you? Think of your career, man!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
He can fix this by making a long tweet about the strong moral character of the Biden family.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (eYoxG)
Yes, strong indeed, just not very moral.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
It's f**cking migratory Cocaine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (guGkK)
Boltzmann Blow Baggie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (JTwsP)
It's f**cking migratory Cocaine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (up/3i)
I rate this as mostly true. It migrates from south to north all times of year.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
BREAKING
The White House has 'colored' rooms
I knew it
Joe, you old racist cracker
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (geLO8)
All of the potential killers can be members of the Clinton or Biden family...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (YIVH2)
You were okay with kidnapping migrant families for a political stunt. You were also fine with the state forcibly taking kids away from their parents because they have gender dysphoria. Maybe fighting against putting a mask on a child during a pandemic shouldn’t have been your primary concern, Karen.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
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I wonder how big the population of women who collect alimony is, and I wonder what percentage of them collect ridiculous alimony payments that this will affect.
I also wonder what DU thinks that population is.
I imagine it's pretty small and this is targeting rich women who mostly vote Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (bs+z0)
Wrong.
Posted by: The Secret Service! at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (JTwsP)
All of the potential killers can be members of the Clinton or Biden family...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (YIVH2)
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LOL!
"Executive fixer in the foyer with polonium during a Russian state visit"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (t0OGg)
"I don't give two f****, but I am telling you right now, that coke back there is not real!"
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (odVni)
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (AcKZd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (guGkK)
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Put Hunter and the cocaine into a box. There's a
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
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Did Florida just do some kind of divorce settlement reform?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)
and you are a white supremacist for even thinking it might be Hunter's.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
That and he needs to look "poor" so he can pay less child support to the Child that must not be named
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (geLO8)
and you are a white supremacist for even thinking it might be Hunter's.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (Cus5s)
Cocaine is white, and that's racist. Now brown heroin is more racially sensitive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)
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I guess I should have copied more:
"DeSantis decided to take a break from harming children and marginalized communities to do something nasty to his own base of right-wing Republican white women. He signed a measure that bans permanent alimony and rewrites the formula for other kinds of alimony. The law also includes a provision that would make it more difficult for judges to award alimony payments that exceed 25% of the payer’s gross monthly income."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Because they know they won't pay any price for the lies.
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (pwExq)
>>Would you believe it was found in Virginia?
You know what, at some point they are going to say it was found in a dumpster out back where the Mexican short order cooks congregate to play dice and parlay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: ChrisW at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (PEgT0)
Rats snitch on one another for the threads
Sometimes kids get murdered for the threads
So before we go any further, I want my threads
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (Jg0cq)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (geLO
"White Powder", but that's too close to "White Power"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (uosPt)
They can testify where it was found, how much and every White House official that was there (doing damage control).
The Republicans should be asking the Bidens to submit to a drug test.
And asking if they have retained a criminal lawyer.
Not for answers to those questions-- to make the bastards deny it to the public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I imagine this will have significant effects only in a small number of divorce settlements, and since the hyper-rich tend to be progs, it will likely hurt them more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (K+UlC)
Of course they have to pretend, because if this turns out to be what everyone with a brain knows to be the case, then this blows Hunter' plea deal out of the water - he goes to jail because the judge will reject it - and everyone here in DC town KNOWS it.
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023
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Yes, strong indeed, just not very moral.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023
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Strong is right . . . like the stench emanating from a long-neglected litter box.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (J2vNu)
Remember that time she was apprehended at the airport because she had 40 pounds of crack under her dress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
They can testify where it was found, how much and every White House official that was there (doing damage control).
The Republicans should be asking the Bidens to submit to a drug test.
And asking if they have retained a criminal lawyer.
Not for answers to those questions-- to make the bastards deny it to the public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (29rl5)
Well, the Bidens would be positive for illicit drugs...and STDs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
>>I guess I should have copied more:
You see, this is why.. that motherf**ker.. needs to stay being the Governor of Florida.
Literally could not get anything like this accomplished at the federal level, literally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Roy at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (T0tUU)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)
Something has the CHUDs in a tizzy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
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DU really hasn't noticed that the rich largely favor Democrats now. It's kind of amusing because it negatively affects their analysis in hilarious ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (JTwsP)
This comment is a big "tell," if you ask me. They already know EXACTLY who's coke this was. They just don't want the public to know. The plan was originally to drag it out hoping that people would forget about it. With the story blowing up all over, the new plan is to half-ass it, announce "we have no idea who's coke it was," and then pretend this is "old news."
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Hunter calls the White House at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (NtVYv)
Remember that time she was apprehended at the airport because she had 40 pounds of crack under her dress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
I thought that kind of crack was the absense of mass...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. Also not that I don't care that this will probably hit progs more than non-progs. This kind of reform has been necessary for a long time. It's still not a great solution, but it's a move in the right direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (UJFoI)
But, the tapes will end up with Epstein's client list, the name of the Russiagate whistleblower, Hillary's Emails.. oh, and the tapes from the cameras of Epstein's suicide...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (oHd/0)
Literally could not get anything like this accomplished at the federal level, literally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (up/3i)
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I'll say this:
It's mostly the FL legislature passing stuff and DeSantis signing it. The state is blood red and has a legislature that wants to be proactive. The only real advantage I see in DeSantis staying there is if he can keep the corruption at bay for a few years, because the corruption will come. It always comes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
The Secret Service can be forced to testify. All WH staff. All the firefighters and hazmat team.
Joe, Hunter, Jill subpoena them.
All the records as well-- they set the rule that Executive Privileges doesn't apply.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (29rl5)
Someone is moving to a plumb gig at a think tank or university administration...
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (NtVYv)
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That's been my take, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I imagine this will have significant effects only in a small number of divorce settlements, and since the hyper-rich tend to be progs, it will likely hurt them more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
From even the DU summary it seems like the legislation is likely to reduce the cash prizes for divorce. Which is a good thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (geLO
Yeah. More like a kilo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (aD39U)
I believe joe is off to Europe on Sunday... How convenient
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (bs+z0)
Discuss.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Florida just divorced the US?
The south will rise again!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (eYoxG)
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Decreasing incentives for divorce is anti-family values, apparently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (FVME7)
Someone is moving to a plumb gig at a think tank or university administration...
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (53oGX)
Well, someone has to take care of the leaks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (FVME7)
AKA: Lies
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (bs+z0)
"On behalf of the thousands of women who our group represents, we are very disappointed in the governor's decision to sign the alimony-reform bill. We believe by signing it, he has put older women in a situation which will cause financial devastation. The so-called party of 'family values' has just contributed to erosion of the institution of marriage in Florida," Jan Killilea, a 63-year-old Boca Raton woman who founded the group a decade ago, told The News Service of Florida in a text message Friday."
That's hilarious. Ending payments to divorced women threatens marriage?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
Discuss.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (Oka5v)
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Nope. The only people who are even following this story are reacting along the lines of, "the corrupt dickhead's corrupt, crackhead son must've dropped it while he was in the White House to do corrupt shit but they'll get away with it because of all the corruption."
Not a great distraction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)
Aaron Sorkin wrote The West Wing and he's a known druggie.
We're really gonna have to think outside the box to catch this guy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (k1Qly)
Investigators expect to be done with the investigation by Monday, according to two sources familiar with the investigation. The inquiry was previously expected to take a couple of weeks.
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They must have hired the Dial of Destiny writers to rejigger the plot. I won't be surprised if KJP says that time travel may have been involved.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (lCaJd)
KJP is going to respond to the moving location of found cocaine by saying that she's already covered this in great detail, so that's that or go ask someone else, okay?
Posted by: micky at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (3byMq)
Might be some serious mind-bending vodoo shit leftover from when Big Mike's mom was lurking up there.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (AcKZd)
Posted by: this is for the Moron who misses the Bible verses at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (YfLD8)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (RHGPo)
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked."
Posted by: CA Token at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (Gs9ip)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
The corruption, it is like women when with The Paolo, yes?
Posted by: The Paolo at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (7YrZ7)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (RIvkX)
Should we then expect the Laptop II "leak", that'll feature Hunter having Jill Biden bent over the Resolute Desk, with both of their traitorous nostrils caked over from a fresh bag of blow?
Because such photos, however revolting, would not cause one bit of surprise. And the (d)s would still be excuse-making, for it all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: CA Token at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (Gs9ip)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I imagine this will have significant effects only in a small number of divorce settlements, and since the hyper-rich tend to be progs, it will likely hurt them more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
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Hyper-rich also have prenups. In my experience, it's the middle-class guys who most get fucked by radically pro-woman divorce laws. The deadbeat guys have no money to pay, so it doesn't matter. The really rich guys have the money and lawyers and leverage to get fair deals, and have the money to pay. It's the middle-class guys who get the raw deals and end up working mostly to support bitter, vengeful exes.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
Once again, we see the racism inherent in our system of ingovernance! The White House, built by Black slaves, still segregates areas by color! If BIPOC folx were allowed to use their space freely, this might be considered a positive gesture, and affirmation of the harm whites inflict on the BIPOC community with their very presence.
But no...they parade visitors through the colored spaces, as if we're monkies at the zoo, to be gawked at!
Posted by: Benjamin Crump, representing the NAACP at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (JCZqz)
All of the potential killers can be members of the Clinton or Biden family...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
*********
"Bearclaw" Vindman could be Colonel Custard!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (kXYt5)
@WhiteHouseBlow
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (geLO
LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
"At the moment, AI's risks are as massive as its potential. We won't know until ten years later whether AI's impact is more akin to the internet or the Google Glass."
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
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Wouldn't they be grandfathered in? *Their* settlements were made when those settlements were legal.
I bet they're more worried about their daughters not having access to the sure-thing divorce lottery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
>>Would you believe it was found in Virginia?
You know what, at some point they are going to say it was found in a dumpster out back where the Mexican short order cooks congregate to play dice and parlay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (up/3i)
Actually... it was left at a Computer Repair shop....
Posted by: YOUR FBI! at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (us2H3)
>>It's mostly the FL legislature passing stuff and DeSantis signing it.
It's a symbiotic relationship that works very well, but apparently The Meatball wants to f**k it up, because reasons.
You've got your blood red legislature in my on point Governor, you've got your on point Governor in my blood red legislature.
It's a properly functioning conservative Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:24 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: ballistic at July 06, 2023 03:24 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 06, 2023 03:24 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023
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Tell you what, First Wives, you should have gone out and gotten a JOB like most people have to. Might be a little tough to find a gig now, but Walmart is probably hiring.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:24 PM (J2vNu)
Be interesting to see if the social media companies now ban talking about this on their platforms cause it might lead to wrong conclusions or something.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (RO7u6)
But, the tapes will end up with Epstein's client list, the name of the Russiagate whistleblower, Hillary's Emails.. oh, and the tapes from the cameras of Epstein's suicide...
Posted by: Romeo13
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And The Covenant School shooter's manifesto.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (YK2kt)
“The American people deserve to know whether illicit drugs were found in an area where confidential information is exchanged”
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (xTRSc)
It's a properly functioning conservative Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:24 PM (up/3i)
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I assume that the FL electorate would favor a subsequent GOP candidate who promised to govern like DeSantis, so the near term effects of DeSantis leaving office would be the status quo.
Unless the corruption came...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Prenups are often easy to void with a friendly judge, but super rich folks can buy the judges, too.
But yeah. I'll bet most of those who got permanently screwed were in the $150k-$300k income level (or equivalent, adjusting for time).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)
And asking if they have retained a criminal lawyer.
Not for answers to those questions-- to make the bastards deny it to the public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (29rl5)
Well, the Bidens would be positive for illicit drugs...and STDs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
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After everyone comes up positive, the fall guy will be the chef for serving poppy seed bagels.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: EBAY at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: That Guy In The Thing at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (jGGMD)
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The part where the father is Joe Biden and the other person is not Beau Biden.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (kXYt5)
More like "Professor Plump"
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (YK2kt)
There's another way of getting rid of it...
https://youtu.be/iUBneQpzOSY
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (ynpvh)
This is sad.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (NtVYv)
“The American people deserve to know whether illicit drugs were found in an area where confidential information is exchanged”
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (RHGPo)
No, we did NOT find it in Biden's garage!
Posted by: YOUR FBI! at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
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Wouldn't they be grandfathered in? *Their* settlements were made when those settlements were legal.
I bet they're more worried about their daughters not having access to the sure-thing divorce lottery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
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This. It's like abortion. The older liberal wine-moms screech most loudly in favor of abortion, but it's not for them. It's in case their slut daughters get knocked up by some swarthy Paolo-type guy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Giligan at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)
Oy, tell me about it.
Posted by: Zombie Aristotle Onassis at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (aD39U)
That's hilarious. Ending payments to divorced women threatens marriage?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Now end "No Fault Divorce".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Zombie Aristotle Onassis at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (aD39U)
Clean? Nah, contained maybe, but that'd require a full time escort, and not the kind that demands child support nine months later.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (xTRSc)
Bible said he was more wicked than any of the kings that came before him...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (ynpvh)
I bet they're more worried about their daughters not having access to the sure-thing divorce lottery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah the article does seem to say that existing agreements wouldn't be affected.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (zSyrn)
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked."
Posted by: CA Token
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Wait, really, the WHITE HOUSE is? KJP escaped -- or claimed to escape -- answerability for the whole escapade because it was the Secret Service's story, not the White House's. The SS, you see, were the ones talking to the press and conducting the investigation.
Well, if the White House has taken the mic, then KJP needs to answer up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023
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Oh, you found the little razor I use to separate the lines! Thank you!
Posted by: William of Occam, Preparing to Snort at July 06, 2023 03:29 PM (J2vNu)
This is sad.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)
I am still a somebody.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 06, 2023 03:29 PM (aD39U)
And asking if they have retained a criminal lawyer.
Not for answers to those questions-- to make the bastards deny it to the public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (29rl5)
Well, the Bidens would be positive for illicit drugs...and STDs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
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After everyone comes up positive, the fall guy will be the chef for serving poppy seed bagels.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (e4fEA)
It'll be like the movie "Clue" based on the board game, where, spoiler!, EVERYBODY (save one) was guilty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)
>>I assume that the FL electorate would favor a subsequent GOP candidate who promised to govern like DeSantis, so the near term effects of DeSantis leaving office would be the status quo.
Perhaps, but, as has been noted, quality politicians are not a dime a dozen, they are the rarest of rara avises.
These f**kers don't come around often, I've only voted for three in my 40 years of being able to vote.
THREEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (pwExq)
It is and always has been, and you implying otherwise is the greatest threat to our democracy since the Civil War.
Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (jGGMD)
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Sure. And I bet that that the "guests" who do regularly use it bring in a lot of different drugs, and then go home and give the money for the drugs to their pimps when Our Betters have buttoned up their important Affairs of State.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Prenups are often easy to void with a friendly judge, but super rich folks can buy the judges, too.
But yeah. I'll bet most of those who got permanently screwed were in the $150k-$300k income level (or equivalent, adjusting for time).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)
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Agree on the income range. Prenups are very difficult to get out of, if -- IF -- they are done right in the first place. Hyper rich guys (or girls) will have the lawyers to do it right. And a condition of a prenup is that is be reasonable under the circumstances. A billionaire can't leave an ex with nothing. But a prenup can provide for much less to the ex than the ex would otherwise receive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
THREEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (up/3i)
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Two dog catchers and that one tax guy who didn't use the county's funds for hookers and blow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce follows with +800 odds, while "One of the Jonas Brothers" carries +1000 odds and Angelina Jolie garners +1400 odds. President Biden and his wife, first lady Jill Biden, sit at the bottom of the pack with +15000 and +10000 odds, respectively.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (NtVYv)
While maybe not technically a lie...I have a feeling this statement is a tad disingenuous. I think investigators probably concluded their investigation some time ago.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (6CvdE)
Posted by: micky at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (eYoxG)
My guess? Old agreements will stand, BUT, if it gets back into Court for some reason... it will then follow the new rules.
So, if'n a guy can come up with a reason....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (oHd/0)
I've never seen Pete Davidson when he wasn't strung the fuck out, but I don't think he counts as a real celebrity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)
is cock a drug ??
Posted by: Grace Kelly at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (oINRc)
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Gentlemen, affairs of state must take precedent over... affairs of state!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)
Should we then expect the Laptop II "leak", that'll feature Hunter having Jill Biden bent over the Resolute Desk, with both of their traitorous nostrils caked over from a fresh bag of blow?
Because such photos, however revolting, would not cause one bit of surprise. And the (d)s would still be excuse-making, for it all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM
Well the plan was to keep hunter close to joe biden so he wouldn't be able to do drugs and get into any trouble but apparently that did not work out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (2tUFv)
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That's an incredibly rude and unprofessional way to refer to the Vice President of the United States. For shame WH officials.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (fKIdX)
If the WH is full of Bidens and Biden's people, why should I care if they find out?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (uFrU+)
And the Northern kings were disliked anyway, since they were not descended from David and did not rule in Jerusalem.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (9mE3u)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:30 PM (oINRc)
I think 'near the VP' parking place... is a tell...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (lf83v)
I've never seen Pete Davidson when he wasn't strung the fuck out, but I don't think he counts as a real celebrity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)
On the other hand, he has been inexplicably romantically linked to half of Hollywood. So there's that.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (jGGMD)
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Uh oh. You mean "rooms of color?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (lf83v)
Secret Service is that person.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: CNN at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Yeah, well they might think it only ends in pain.
welcome to the party ladies...
-Men
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (53oGX)
Could be a coke head.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (oHd/0)
https://is.gd/7088MV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: The White House at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (2tTGs)
That one sparkly queer from the Twilight always looks high AF too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (e4fEA)
Did Melania have an exorcist come in or was that just a BS lefty story?
Posted by: clutch at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (9UmRs)
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked."
Posted by: CA Token at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (Gs9ip)
So this is how they're going to get rid of VP. Blame her for the drugs and say she's a security risks and gets booted.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (zQVw+)
'DU really hasn't noticed that the rich largely favor Democrats now. It's kind of amusing because it negatively affects their analysis in hilarious ways.'
Kind of like that they don't know Fox is one of theirs now.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (uFrU+)
Posted by: Dan Rather at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (5iTs5)
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let's encourage this until they all arrive there and then build a 500 foot wall around Portland to keep them in
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:33 PM (lf83v)
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Why? The odds are good that person is himself a Secret Service agent and even if he isn't, the Secret Service is going to protect that person regardless to make sure nobody blabs about the boss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/7088MV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
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Cellulite on calf.
1/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
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Would you believe ...? /Maxwell Smart
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
I can think of a nuclear plant that needs to be destroyed...
Posted by: The SBU! at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (2tUFv)
https://is.gd/7088MV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
She needs to moisturize those legs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (aD39U)
https://is.gd/7088MV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023
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Sensible girl
Posted by: William of Occam, Preparing to Snort at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (J2vNu)
There was more than one "staff entrance" on Hunter's laptop IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (2tUFv)
On behalf of hell-hole red states everywhere, I say good riddance to bad rubbish.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Secret Service announcement at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (dE+9W)
Well, yeah. Drug trafficking does that.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 03:26 PM (pwExq)
No to mention, Trump probably saved a spare key from his time at the White House. Intelligence experts couldn't help but conclude this has all the hallmarks of Russian Collusion.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (6CvdE)
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She could take down Godzilla with those pointy elbows
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (VTu1l)
is cock a drug ??
Posted by: Grace Kelly at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)
Old joke.
Women are in group counseling with their kids. The counsellor says, "Each of you have an addiction, and it's so bad, that your kids' names are a reflection of it"
"You", said the counsellor, pointing at the first woman, "Are addicted to money. That's why you named your daughter Penny."
"You", said the counsellor pointing at the second woman, "Are addicted to sweets and sugar. That's why you named your daugher Candy"
At this point, the third woman gets up, and says, "This is all BS. I'm leaving. Come on, Dick, we're out ta here"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)
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Coke Bear!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (kXYt5)
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Cocaine Bear.
Cocaine Bear Cub-by.
I smell a sequel starring Hunter, Jill and Joe.
Just make it animated...
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r34ul
Posted by: nIVqII at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (FoYlI)
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let's encourage this until they all arrive there and then build a 500 foot wall around Portland to keep them in
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (VTu1l)
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And then we forward the coordinates to SAC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (SpRPx)
Thursdays this fall, on NBC
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Kamala at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (2tTGs)
They're not even trying anymore. The spokespieces look tired, almost besieged. The lies don't have that kick-in-the-pants ZING like they did back in the day. It's America's version of the last days of the Romanovs. Thanks, Barry. Thanks a lot.
Posted by: mrp at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (5iTs5)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 06, 2023 03:36 PM (6CvdE)
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Maybe Columbian collusion this time. Change things up a bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (5iTs5)
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In a foreign country while on assignment, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (lf83v)
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I do not question their ability.
I assume things about their willingness, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)
Not a great distraction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)
Stray voltage was a tactic from Obama. While I don't think that's what's going on here (they really are just corrupt crack-heads) it's at least a plausible theory.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (SpRPx)
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Down in Panama or South America. Yes.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (xTRSc)
https://is.gd/7088MV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
.........
I don't know, she kinda looks the type.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
and left behind his stash,
Only goes to show you know
You can't dress up white trash!
Posted by: Yankee Doodle Handy, waitin' for the collapse at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (HACXu)
Progressives in Portland deeply and sincerely believe that millions of people are going to be arriving soon in Portland fleeing the literal fascist governments now in control of red states, and that millions more will be fleeing north as California and the Southwest become uninhabitable due to gerbil warbeling.
Meanwhile, in the real world, both Portland and Oregon continue to lose population.
Posted by: The SBU! at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (xTRSc)
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HAHAHAHA.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)
That Seal has been broken. Some of the witnesses in the Trump witch Hunt... are his Secret Service Agents.
They have destroyed his Executive Privilege, Attorney Client privilege, and even now are going after his Wife, to try to force her to testify.
Good thing Trump aint Catholic, or they'd be questioning his priest.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (oHd/0)
I think she’s smoking hot but if I were to paint this photo and you guys commented on it, you would all say what’s going on with the right leg leg. The artist must have taken some psychedelics when he painted that leg.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (MNhXM)
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Instead of dysentery they get monkeypox.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (5iTs5)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at CNN at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (N39Ws)
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You're going to have to be waaayyy more specific.
If I ever owned a nightclub, I would have the bouncers wear pants with the word "STAFF" written vertically on the fly.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:31 PM (lf83v)
Close it up, we're finished here. This is THREADWINNER, by a white powder crusted nose.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2023 03:40 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: The SBU! at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (2tUFv)
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I'll take your word for that because I can't be bothered to look it up.
But the population of vagrants keeps growing, which is why the Red State Menace is such a problem - the trannies move to Portland and become homeless due to Republican Hate!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:40 PM (t0OGg)
Next up, the tender story of Saddam Hussein's love for his sons Uday and Qusay as they went about the killing of political activists.
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/2bv5ntup
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (guGkK)
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More like Heisenberg's Blow.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Bottomless bottles - the boozer's bane in Hell at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (qfLjt)
They have destroyed his Executive Privilege, Attorney Client privilege, and even now are going after his Wife, to try to force her to testify.
Good thing Trump aint Catholic, or they'd be questioning his priest.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 03:39 PM (oHd/0)
++++
It matters *very* much who the boss is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Sounds reasonabe to me. I guess their are no left-wing women that collect alimony? There are a whole bunch of leftist men that would like to have a chat with you.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (hDZtV)
______________
This just in: the birth rate in Oregon has mysteriously plummeted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
Whenever the next Republican wins the presidency, before moving in, it needs to be completely sanitized from the roof to the basement. You just know the dems will stash all kinds of crap in there to be "discovered" later.
Posted by: Diogenes
They'll bury stuff under a big "W"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (63Dwl)
Mystery Coke Balloon opened for Jefferson Airplane at the Cow Palace back in 68, if memory serves.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert - now with Kung Fu grip! at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (HACXu)
I can think of a nuclear plant that needs to be destroyed...
Posted by: The SBU! at July 06, 2023 03:35 PM (2tUFv)
This.
Friday night...will dominate the weekend news. Come Monday it will be sad faces demanding gun control.
Or...
US forces push southeast out of Poland into Ukraine.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Buzzwords at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (g/aWt)
Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 03:42 PM (63Dwl)
++++
Sort of the opposite of how Clinton's staffers popped all the "W" keys off the keyboards on their way out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)
Man, that guy knows people, i wonder if i tip him, can i get in tight with who he rolls with.
Posted by: Afghani Drug Lords at July 06, 2023 03:43 PM (2waQ7)
Those boys were hot.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at July 06, 2023 03:43 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:43 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: with all possible dispatch at July 06, 2023 03:43 PM (nakGR)
https://is.gd/7088MV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
.........
Squat
Thrust
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (ATSTk)
-
Someone really hasn't positioned her for success this time.
Posted by: Methos at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (oiNtH)
That's the plan? Really?
Cuz' I'd totally invest in popcorn for that shit show.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: with all possible dispatch at July 06, 2023 03:43 PM (nakGR)
"Whereas Cocaine has a long history in the United States as a medicine, and whereas it was an original ingredient in the most American of drinks, Coca Cola, and ..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (ynpvh)
Clowns.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (Rbu5d)
....ponders....I can see it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:41 PM (xcxpd)
hmm
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (SpRPx)
Sorry Kummala, you are today's hooker.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (y9QBQ)
doubly Lucky in Cantonese.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:37 PM (lf83v)
++++
I do not question their ability.
I assume things about their willingness, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)
Wheels up, rules off
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)
_____________
From blow jobs to blow. Makes sense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hunter Boden at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (geLO8)
Meanwhile, the Oregon Trail has reopened, as millions of trannies in covered wagons flee the hell-hole red states
______________
Time for Disney to remake Westward the Women
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (63Dwl)
Am driving so can't look it up, but if somebody can find it Ace can perhaps post it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (3peCf)
Posted by: wth
He died doing what he loved most?
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)
Or both?
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
He was hit hard by his devotion to the things he loved...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
_________________
Covid claims another victim.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023
***
Billy Joel's piano was involved?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (J2vNu)
We have so many reports about where the powdery substance was found, all from reliable sources, we estimate it will take three years to properly review videos and sign-in/out log sheets for all the reliably reported locations, now numbering over three hundred. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Posted by: Chief, US Secret Service at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (AMIL/)
Out: Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus
In: Believe your superiors, you maga peasant, or we will destroy you.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (3JfbU)
For the Greater Good = The Big Guy.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: with all possible dispatch at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: The most clueless ahole in the world at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (oasF3)
______________
Time for Disney to remake Westward the Women
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023
***
The Guns of Fort Petticoat
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)
************
Florida was already one of the best places for men's rights in divorce, with 50% gaining custody of their kids. If men have to get married, Florida is one of the few states where the chance of getting railroaded by a cunty bunty ex is reduced.
Ironically, Tennessee is one of the WORST states for divorced dads, with something like only 1 out of 5 getting any kind of custody.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (y9QBQ)
Friday night...will dominate the weekend news.
Fortunately, Budanov (head of Ukrainian military intelligence) just said that the risk to the nuclear plant was "declining", although he refused to say why he thought that.
Perhaps he was told that claiming that the "Russians" blew up the nuclear plant, just in time for the NATO summit, would be viewed as less than credible in some circles.
So, we may avoid having World War Three start this week, which would be nice.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: The most clueless ahole in the world at July 06, 2023 03:47 PM (oasF3)
the hard part is telling when they ain't lying.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
That's easy to predict. Trump did it!
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (AMIL/)
I bet they're more worried about their daughters not having access to the sure-thing divorce lottery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah the article does seem to say that existing agreements wouldn't be affected.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM
If you trust what the Daily Kos article says, Only existing non-modifiable agreements are not subject to the new terms. If they are modifiable, as many are, that means a flood of cases in Florida are about to be reopened and will overwhelmingly harm Florida women.
It seems MANY current divorces could be modified and affected.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (T4tVD)
Her lies were more believable, and yet the Eff Bee Eye spent FOUR YEARS trying to track down what happened to her and why.
A judge threw her in jail, basically for lying to the feds. Apparently it's perfectly legal to fake your own kidnapping, by getting your ex bf to drive 700 miles to come get you, because you're mad at your husband or whatever.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)
_________
It was Michael Irvin of the Dallas Cowboys!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (i9ffA)
That may be the least egregious of their activities.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:48 PM (Xrfse)
Makes you wonder if Hunter is actually trying to sabotage dear old dad.
Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (YqDXo)
Although that footage on the balcony of Hunter certainly does look like he's doing a quick little bump. I doubt Joe is doing it - he's already got access to the finest drugs the CIA can offer, and I'm sure he's highly regulated.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (zB/T/)
That's the plan? Really?
I had the same thought.
Posted by: DouginME at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (T1Xmz)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (y9QBQ)
I've seen this movie before except it stared the U.S. attorney for Utah, John Huber.
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023
***
My money is on "If there's air going in and out of their lungs, they're lying"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/427pvtew
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (C/xsI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (lf83v)
Well, technically, any surveillance recordings would be digital or videotape, not film.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (xttsV)
So this is how they get rid of Kamala lol
Kinda racist to make the black woman take the fall for the white Don's son imo
Posted by: Deepelemblues at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (9mRsW)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (y9QBQ)
Next thing you know Biden is unwell and Hail To The Chief Newsom.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
**************
Please explain to me why strong and independent women WHO DONT NEED NO MAN would need alimony.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (2tTGs)
Now 20, she is sporting the titties of a 14 year old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (zB/T/)
I don’t think Hunter did a bump on the balcony but it was definitely a post snort nose wipe. I attribute that to habit.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: The White House at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (oasF3)
Makes you wonder if Hunter is actually trying to sabotage dear old dad.
Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM (cTCuP)
Both he and Ashley have worked hard to blow it all up sadly.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (aFMDx)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:45 PM (MNhXM)
Must be the same camera setup they had in Epstein's jail.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (RHGPo)
They are low enough to try it anyway.
Posted by: henry at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (3sJYI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:49 PM
Now, will my wish/prediction come true? Will the Left and Gaystapo says DeSantis and Abbott have created a modern-day Trail of Queers?!?!?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (sL7+a)
________
Oddly enough, Rachel Levine was insistent that there were indeed more baggies and that they should do a cavity search on the Good Admiral.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (lf83v)
Makes you wonder if Hunter is actually trying to sabotage dear old dad.
Posted by: creeper
Some low level staffer/drama queen found a baggie of white powder and, according to the way they have been gaslit for 30 fucking years, called the fire department screaming anthrax!
Call went out over the fd radio and was picked up on scanner.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (g40eP)
In a Hail Mary attempt to revive the brand, Tranheuser Busch is now sending delegates over to the WH to inquire about obtaining an EO to blend cocaine into Bud Lite.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (p8A+W)
Now 20, she is sporting the titties of a 14 year old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (GzDfN)
Arrested development
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (ynpvh)
Now 20, she is sporting the titties of a 14 year old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023
***
Obstructing a harbor? Just how big has she gotten, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: wth
Joe would use it as a sympathy tool and blather about the millions of families that have addicted family members who they love and how hard it is on everyone and we as a nation need to put more effort into rehabilitation versus jails. Plus, he had a son Beau who died in Iraq for freedom and against the evil poppy trade. He'd trot out how his first wife and daughter were killed by a drunk driver who should have been in rehab. Please all cry for me now - our family is just like yours.
Not kidding.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:53 PM (aD39U)
Now 20, she is sporting the titties of a 14 year old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM
Ooooh...might be worth a second look.
Posted by: President Biden at July 06, 2023 03:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023
______________
So she's finally realized her dream, and is getting a training bra?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (YqDXo)
******
how dare they
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Bottomless bottles -- the boozer's bane in Hell at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (qfLjt)
Oops! Oopsie!
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (pTDva)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (15Elt)
Now 20, she is sporting the titties of a 14 year old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 03:51 PM (GzDfN)
14 year olds these days often have knockers the size of Anna Nicole Smith's... presumably without the oozing nipple infections though.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (y9QBQ)
****
I thought I was watching a scene from Die Hard
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (VTu1l)
Remember that time she was apprehended at the airport because she had 40 pounds of crack under her dress?
=====
Twernt crack, it was fromunderboob cheese.
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023
***
I can remember several girls in my ninth-grade classes who had respectable superstructures even at fourteen.
(Cindy? Nicky? Janis? Call me!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (rU2a2)
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (+mki2)
Posted by: The White House - Now with extra, powdery whiteness! at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Bottomless bottles -- the boozer's bane in Hell at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (qfLjt)
______________
White House treasure hunt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (RHGPo)
Impossible to determine identity.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
I'm not finding it online.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Bottomless bottles -- the boozer's bane in Hell at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (qfLjt)
______________
White House treasure hunt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
packets Hunter didn't find last Easter.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 03:54 PM (15Elt)
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Someone is positioning her for success. In the Senate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (pTDva)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
I'm not finding it online.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (SpRPx)
It's on youtube, watching it now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Bottomless bottles -- the boozer's bane in Hell at July 06, 2023
______________
White House treasure hunt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023
***
The Last of Kamala
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (J2vNu)
******************
When I was a freshmen I knew a a 14 year old girl whose bouncy wagashambas were so big she named them
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (VTu1l)
Impossible to determine identity.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Al Davis! I FUCKING KNEW IT.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (rU2a2)
Or does the dealer drop it off at the WH.
Seriously, there is no way any of this is a surprise to anyone who works there. So why are we going through this kabuki?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (C/xsI)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (GzDfN)
================
I looked carefully, but nothing is there
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (pTDva)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
I'm not finding it online.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (SpRPx)
It's on youtube, watching it now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (xcxpd)
https://youtu.be/7N5nQPNCNkg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (d2bW3)
************
super easy to find on Youtube, barely an inconvenience
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
I'm not finding it online.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (SpRPx)
It's on youtube, watching it now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (xcxpd)
Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=7N5nQPNCNkg
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 06, 2023 03:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (oiNtH)
_______________
I think garden variety stupidity would adequately account for those.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 03:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Leftists at July 06, 2023 03:59 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:32 PM (2tUFv)
You have died of dysentery.
Posted by: And monkeypox. But mostly dysentery. at July 06, 2023 04:00 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: keena at July 06, 2023 04:00 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM (2tTGs)
........
We may never know the motivation behind this.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023
***
Aside from the continual sniffling bit, I don't know the symptoms of coke use like I do those of booze. We've speculated here that KH might be drunk at least part of the time on camera. Would coke abuse give the same indicators?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 04:00 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:00 PM (Keyt1)
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No fault divorce is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (sX1BW)
================
It has been open since he was 14 and is ongoing until he's 80.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (pTDva)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (SpRPx)
Or does the dealer drop it off at the WH.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
I'd assume they have to. Can't let the president's spawn go out there alone.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (Keyt1)
She is a racist claims this liar. (She wasn't sitting next to a black man and wasn't escorted off the plane. She wanted to get off. This lady claims the entire plane was swept before they could fly and nobody knows the result)
She saved lives. Listen to this. Liar lady is lying.
https://twitter.com/official_rel/status/
1676711163164516352
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (jfjER)
Call went out over the fd radio and was picked up on scanner.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:52 PM (g40eP)
LOL!
I wonder if the staffer is still employed. You know the puppeteers have to be furious.
Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: The White House at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: micky at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
In fairness, he gets better deals when he's coked up.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (oiNtH)
I'm holding out hope there's video of her giving Hunter a slobber shine, while the coke is flowing freely.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 06, 2023 04:02 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:03 PM (33ek6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 04:03 PM (pTDva)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 04:03 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:03 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 04:03 PM (Cr2ZZ)
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Watching the pendulum that Joe is on, I'm not completely certain it's not his.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:03 PM (33ek6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:00 PM (Keyt1)
Gotta want to overcome the addiction.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 04:04 PM (eYoxG)
Now maybe this was not the best way to stay awake, but you can't blame him for being dedicated.
We are so proud of Hunter and his hard work is a testament to the dedication of the Bidens in doing what is best for the country without regard to their own personal sacrifice."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 04:04 PM (C/xsI)
Posted by: polynikes
Looks are fine, as long as there is no drool.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:04 PM (d2bW3)
At least their not quitters?
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 04:04 PM (zwDuR)
Or this is Hunter's way of dealing with Imposter Syndrome (in this case it is earned)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 04:04 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 04:04 PM (zwDuR)
Pitch Meeting LOL
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (SpRPx)
"This is a Star Wars!" "Copy/paste, baby!"
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 04:05 PM (FD5dr)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 04:05 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2023 03:55 PM
I don't think it is a planned op, I think it is a mistake that uncovered something inconvenient. Some random staffer saw the baggy, and freaked out, thinking the stories of right-wing assassin extremists are true, and they left a white powder substance behind.
They call security, security reacts as if it is a bio/chem hazard, and by the time they figure out the truth, there's no way to hide it anymore.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2023 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: And monkeypox. But mostly dysentery.
And also from a terrible wardrobe, honey!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:05 PM (d2bW3)
https://youtu.be/7N5nQPNCNkg
Posted by: Azathoth at July 06, 2023 04:06 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 06, 2023 04:06 PM (ei7q6)
The bag of cocaine found in the West Wing of the White House Sunday was located near the Situation Room and one floor below the Oval Office — as a Biden administration spokesman declined to rule out first son Hunter Biden as the source of the illicit drug.
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 04:06 PM (geLO8)
does hydroxchloroquine work on dysentery?
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 04:06 PM (v3pYe)
Are you a junkie?!?!
Posted by: Honest Joe at July 06, 2023 04:06 PM (SVX08)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Like the video from yesterday where Hunter was obviously snorting coke.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:07 PM (d2bW3)
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This is really just a story about a father's love.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:07 PM (sX1BW)
This is my shocked face.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:07 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Actually I think she acts more like she likes edibles as smoking pot smells on a person's clothes. The spaced out speeches, laughing like a loon when nothing funny (to anyone else) has been said, and the constant smiling makes me think she likes her candy. Drinking can be outed pretty quickly.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Weasel at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (RG6z4)
White House says the cocaine was put in an Executive Entrance cubby as part of a Joint Secret Service-FBI drug screening and detection exercise. Karine Jean-Pierre tells media this has always been much ado about nothing, pushed by MAGA dummies. FBI Director Christopher Wray will hold a press conference to detail the faults in the training exercise that led to this false alarm situation, at 10:00 AM ET, on the 12th of Never.
/sarc/
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
I'll bet he doesn't call whatsherface "Phloebiana", though.
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (7YrZ7)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 03:50 PM (FD5dr)
I'm not finding it online.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 03:56 PM (SpRPx)
It's on youtube, watching it now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 03:57 PM (xcxpd)
https://youtu.be/7N5nQPNCNkg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Thanks!
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (SpRPx)
https://tinyurl.com/47j5bdxy
Posted by: weew at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (/uwTS)
The White House invoked the Hatch Act Thursday when pressed with new questions about the discovery of what tested positive as cocaine in the White House Sunday. 'I don't have a response to that because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act,'
The Hatch Act of 1939 is a United States federal law that prohibits civil-service employees in the executive branch of the federal government, except the president and vice president, from engaging in some forms of political activity
?
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (geLO8)
they should've known that keeping an eye on him was going to be tricky; after all, hunter is the smartest guy joe knows.
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (pTDva)
Posted by: Ann at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (ilNea)
Posted by: Cheri
That's how teens act, but someone who has been smoking for years act mostly normal.
I think there is something wrong with her brain.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (C/xsI)
__________
They named one of the White House rooms after that musclehead dude on Jersey Shore?
How cool is that?
Posted by: AOC at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (lf83v)
https://tinyurl.com/47j5bdxy
Posted by: weew
Which they will destroy when they realize it was Hunter's blow.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (IvL/Z)
they're clearly confusing the hatch act for the cubby act.
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (v3pYe)
***
I've got 10 bucks that says the DNA swab catches fire. By this time Hunter probably has the immune system of Wolverine.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (wb1YC)
https://tinyurl.com/47j5bdxy
Posted by: weew at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM
Results could take weeks, month even, so best to stop speculation and move on to other topics. We'll let you know what we find....
Posted by: Secret Service at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Weasel at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (RG6z4)
and cheaper ammo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: catherine the great's favorite at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (v3pYe)
https://tinyurl.com/3t6je2tv
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Operation Change the Subject
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (FVME7)
Or does the dealer drop it off at the WH.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
I'd assume they have to. Can't let the president's spawn go out there alone.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 04:01 PM (d2bW3)
.......
They have to or someone will bust a cap in his ass and steal his stash. It is DC after all.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
White House says the cocaine was put in an Executive Entrance cubby as part of a Joint Secret Service-FBI drug screening and detection exercise. Karine Jean-Pierre tells media this has always been much ado about nothing, pushed by MAGA dummies. FBI Director Christopher Wray will hold a press conference to detail the faults in the training exercise that led to this false alarm situation, at 10:00 AM ET, on the 12th of Never.
/sarc/
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (AMIL/)
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run with this one
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (pTDva)
I've long thought the same logic applies to Joe's hair plugs.
If that's the best industry can do...
Posted by: Follicularly challenged at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (g/aWt)
They are jittery and make jerky movement. If they drink as well then things go downhill quick and at the end of a binge they sound like they have Downs. (seriously)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (C/xsI)
what this has to do with answering questions from the press is not clear
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:08 PM (oiNtH)
______________
If I were in this administration I'd be high as a kite, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (SpRPx)
He's got to want to quit. No amount of money can force that. I don't doubt that the family he grew up in and his father's preference for Beau contributed heavily.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
https://tinyurl.com/3t6je2tv
-
Operation Change the Subject
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (FVME7)
====================
We are going to announce alien contact this afternoon
Posted by: Lloyd Austin at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (pTDva)
https://tinyurl.com/47j5bdxy
Posted by: weew at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM
Results could take weeks, month even, so best to stop speculation and move on to other topics. We'll let you know what we find....
how long is the statute of limitations?
Posted by: merrick garland at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (v3pYe)
Randall P. McMurphy
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (RqMSv)
This is sad.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)
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Perhaps not as mindcrushing or famous, but all I could think of was Hunter S. Thompson.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (OEuiW)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (krQz2)
This is sad.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)
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Um. I'm still a thing, aren't I?
Posted by: David Crosby at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (krQz2)
Only thing I got out of divorce was half the debt. Debt that HE had racked up behind my back.
Worth every penny to be rid of him.
Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (Gkog9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
===
You're allowed a small sigh, but only while walking away and at a distance.
Posted by: From about that Time at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (4780s)
Baby girl Zoey, who was rescued from a Safe Haven baby box in West Ocala, Florida in January, has now been officially adopted by the firefighter who saved her, after he and his wife tried to have a baby for nearly a decade.
(link in nic)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Newman's footbath coldcuts at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (0pLZt)
Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (VsUo2)
Why bother...
The Chinese or Islamists will probably buy it after they go off the US dollar, dynamite the mountain and turn the whole area into either high rise, low income apartments (that are cropping up everywhere, even demolishing historic buildings for the land) or into a big mosque to accommodate the Afghanistani's, since 57 (already Muslim) nations apparently don't have any room for them.
Posted by: Ju at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Ju at July 06, 2023 04:56 PM (aTmM/)
Crazy investigative idea - test Hunter Biden for drug use.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (nJ1bF)
I don't believe you.
You're right. Not the library. The west wing lobby.
I still don't believe you.
Uh, how about the West wing carport?
Getting warmer...
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (nJ1bF)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (nJ1bF)
That being said, in my crazy brain, I think this is a deep state job to setup the VP to force her to resign.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (w3u3d)
This is sad.
Charlie Sheen
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at July 06, 2023 05:44 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 06, 2023 05:45 PM (K58O6)
Posted by: 2klbofun at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (4a0Zl)
Of course, if it's Hillary/Kamila/Butt people leaking it, then it's not technically stray voltage. I would not be surprised if it were really you-know-who's coke, though, I also thought the laptop itself (not the contents) was fabricated for the first few weeks. I couldn't imagine the dumbass actually took his laptop to a corner store.
Posted by: PablerEscerbob at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (Biy4o)
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