Biden Ignores Law Requiring The Government to Release Information on Covid Origins

Today is the day that Congress specified that all intelligence -- not just conclusory reports, but the actual intelligence informing reports -- about covid's origins must be released to the public.

Biden is ignoring this law, passed near-unanimously by Congress.

A day of surprises!!!

Biden's covering up his previous cover up.

And the media can't cover the cover up because Biden's covering up their own cover up, too.

President Joe Biden missed a key deadline set by a bipartisan law he signed that called for the declassification and release of intelligence on the Wuhan lab and its possible links to the origins of COVID-19.
The House and Senate unanimously passed the COVID-19 Origin Act of 2023 in March, with the law giving the Office of the Director of National Intelligence 90 days to declassify and release intelligence on the Wuhan Institute of Virology and its connections to the emergence of SARS-CoV-2. The deadline passed on Sunday without the declassification happening.
Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI), the chairman of the select committee on China who sponsored the bill in the House, told the Washington Examiner that "Congress overwhelmingly passed legislation requiring the administration to declassify all relevant intelligence around the origins of COVID-19." The congressman said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus" and that "Congress must use every tool at its disposal to enforce this law and ensure the president makes this information available to the public."
The law instructed Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines to "declassify any and all information relating to potential links between the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the origin" of COVID-19, including intelligence on the "activities performed by the Wuhan Institute of Virology with or on behalf of the People's Liberation Army" and "coronavirus research or other related activities performed at the Wuhan Institute of Virology prior to the outbreak" of SARS-CoV-2.
The legislation also told the Biden administration to hand over any information on the "researchers at the Wuhan Institute of Virology who fell ill in autumn 2019."

Biden claimed to be "pleased" to sign the bill into law, but immediately subverted it by saying he would not release all of the demanded intelligence, but would interpret the law as merely requiring the release of "as much information as possible about the origin."

The president said in his signing statement that his administration "will continue to review all classified information relating to COVID--19's origins, including potential links to the Wuhan Institute of Virology" and that his team "will declassify and share as much of that information as possible, consistent with my constitutional authority to protect against the disclosure of information that would harm national security."
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The senators told Biden the law "does not allow for redactions based on your Administration's view of 'national security' broadly defined, as you claimed in your signing statement" but "rather, the Act only provides for much narrower redactions to protect intelligence sources and methods."

The Washington Examiner asked Biden's corrupt government to comment on their lawless refusal to honor an act of Congress. They refused to answer.

Note that in recent weeks we have learned that the virus leaked from the Wuhan lab with "100% confidence," according to Michael Shellenberger's whistleblower source, and we further know the first three people infected with covid were researchers at the Wuhan institute, including Ben Hu, the protege of the Wuhan "Bat Lady."

We also know now that the Chinese military was involved in the creation of covid-19, to weaponize it as a WMD, and that one of the Chinese military scientists involved in doing gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab "fell off the roof of the lab" and died in May 2020.

We also know that Anthony Fauci's NIAID paid the Wuhan lab to perform gain-of-function research on SARS viruses, specifically adding the "furin cleavage sites" to the coronavirus to make it more contagious.

And still Biden refuses to comply.

Because the Chinese are paying him off.

Covid-19 was created by The Regime. The Regime will not disclose evidence of their responsibility for killing millions, short of being physical forced to.

If you want to be infuriated further, watch Secretary of Health Becera repeatedly lie and stonewall when asked if there's any evidence to support the government's mandate that 2-year-olds must wear masks.

He claims the government never required 2-year-olds to wear masks, suggesting this was all done by (Democrat) governors.

But then he says that, sure, schools that wanted to receive their federal Head Start funds were required to impose mask mandates on children younger than five, if they wanted their money...

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM

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1 Fauci!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:29 PM (Vwz3I)

2 decision

Posted by: Ciampino -- Making hay while the Sun .... at June 20, 2023 01:29 PM (qfLjt)

3 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (ifdZa)

4 Obligatory moral outrage, impotent as always, coming right up.

Posted by: GOP Lickspittle at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (Q4IgG)

5 The congressman said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"
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Oh yeah? Why's that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

6 "You dummies think that covid wasn't real!"
-Paul, in, like, 10 minutes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

7 Well, it was so useful. When they get a deadlier variant next time, it will be even MORE useful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

8 5 The congressman said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"
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Oh yeah? Why's that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

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It'll look bad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

9 Admitting the government's part will make it harder to launch the next plandemic. Gotta bury the origin story hard.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (/29pe)

10 Trump would have been impeached by now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (P63V5)

11 The president said in his signing statement that his administration "will continue to review all classified information relating to COVID--19's origins, including potential links to the Wuhan Institute of Virology" and that his team "will declassify and share as much of that information as possible, consistent with my constitutional authority to protect against the disclosure of information that would harm national security."
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Call me a cynic, but I'd like to see the definition of "possible" in this case...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (DU+/6)

12 President Joe Biden missed a key deadline

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Aww, it's so innocent when it's written like that. Good old Uncle Joe. He's so busy.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (hsOar)

13 *adopts lotus pose, chants ommmmmmmm, in vain attempt to regulate blood pressure*

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (eOEVl)

14 Oh yeah? Why's that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

How many divisions does "consensus" have?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (PHmov)

15 I own the refs

so fuck off

Posted by: Brandon at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (us2H3)

16 We don't need no stinkin laws.

Posted by: fd at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (iayUP)

17 Heaven forefend that there's an actual deadly pandemic. NO ONE will take any medical advice pushed by public officials, from the county health department director on up.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (yKPAy)

18 Loafer boy Kevin has his hands full today.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (9RRW+)

19 The Center for Disease Control should have to change their name.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (Lh+IR)

20
... and that's when the SCIENCE hit the fan.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

21 Look fat, we can't. It's an ongoing investigation. We may never know what happened!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (e2onP)

22 Hearings! WE NEED HEARINGS!!!

Harrumph!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (guGkK)

23 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (fxrF8)

24 "my constitutional authority to protect against the disclosure of information that would harm national security."

Would the disclosure harm national security to the same extent that the release of a bioweapon, killing 7 million people, harmed national security?

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (MvF+J)

25 Center for Controlled Disease

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (OgrpQ)

26 22 Hearings! WE NEED HEARINGS!!!

Harrumph!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (guGkK)

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If we don't get righteous indignation at these hearings, I won't vote for the GOP!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

27 The senators told Biden the law "does not allow for redactions based on your Administration's view of 'national security' broadly defined, as you claimed in your signing statement" but "rather, the Act only provides for much narrower redactions to protect intelligence sources and methods."
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Which amount to the same thing. "Sources and methods" is essentially a universal dodge. They're quibbling over meaningless nomenclature. Biden will do whatever he wants, Congress will generate some soundbites, then the fervor will die down according to the pre-established press control timelines, and everyone will move on to the next act. All of this is keeping with our grand tradition of public theater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (DU+/6)

28 They are laughing at us.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (oWBc3)

29 Did I mention that Putin is about to use nukes?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (2tUFv)

30 >>... and that's when the SCIENCE hit the fan.

Looks like Science.

Smells like Science.

Tastes like Science.

...good thing you didn't step in this.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (Lh+IR)

31 Sleepy Joe really needs to up his sartorial game. He needs epaulets and a chest full of tin and ribbons. He's already got the mirrored aviator sunglasses covered.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (eOEVl)

32 Heaven forefend that there's an actual deadly pandemic. NO ONE will take any medical advice pushed by public officials, from the county health department director on up.

...and that's your best chance at survival.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (e2onP)

33 I hear a strongly worded letter being drafted in the wind….

Posted by: Piper at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

34 Heaven forefend that there's an actual deadly pandemic. NO ONE will take any medical advice pushed by public officials, from the county health department director on up.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (yKPAy)

And that will *lower* the death rate.

Posted by: Catherine at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (ZSsrh)

35 How many divisions does "consensus" have?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Let me draw a Venn diagram for you. Oh, I love these!

Posted by: Kumala at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (/29pe)

36 Lying, obstructing, obfuscating suckers of cock gotta...well, you know the rest.

Posted by: Liars lie. It's what they do. at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (AJ2DX)

37 If only there were some group who could do something about this lawlessness. It would have to be large though, on the order of a political party.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (aD39U)

38 I am the ~~LAW~~ SCIENCE!

Posted by: Judge Fauci at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (j40lz)

39 Just when I'm convinced Joe Biden can barely function as a sentient being you go and show overwhelming evidence he can corruptly earn millions from Chyna!

Even if the corruption is widespread among the junta nad their GOPe enablers, that's still impressive range for Joey Poop Pants.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (B8mOH)

40 I find it hard to believe our government would lie to us, stop bad mouthing the USA!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (ifdZa)

41 to protect against the disclosure of information that would harm national security."

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So discussing the science involved in the origins of a bat virus that occurred naturally harms the national security of the U.S.

Got it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (hsOar)

42 Aww, it's so innocent when it's written like that. Good old Uncle Joe. He's so busy.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (hsOar)
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Microsoft Solitaire won't play itself, you know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (fxrF8)

43 We also know now that the Chinese military was involved in the creation of covid-19, to weaponize it as a WMD, and that one of the Chinese military scientists involved in doing gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab "fell off the roof of the lab" and died in May 2020.
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As far as I know, we haven't established the first part. We know that the PLA was engaging in bioweapons research at Wuhan, and we know that Fauci was paying for SARS-like virus gain-of-function experiments at Wuhan. We do not know that the two were related. I even kind of doubt that they were. It's possible but not demonstrated as far as I know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

44 A day where a Biden is breaking a law and faces no consequence which only happens on a day ending in "y".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

45 I DEMAND THAT THAT CONGRESS ISSUE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER!!!

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (Lu4LM)

46 If only there were some group who could do something about this lawlessness. It would have to be large though, on the order of a political party.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

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They'd need total control over something influential like funding sources, too.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (hsOar)

47 Probably could just title it "Biden ignores law" and update the post every day with the item du jour.

Posted by: DJ at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (uosPt)

48 Go long on GOP wifebeaters

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (us2H3)

49 And still Biden refuses to comply.

Because the Chinese are paying him off.
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In part. I think the other parts are, "we don't want to disclose who all on our side are responsible for this" and "fuck you, that's why."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

50 Remember that leak from the DoD in 2021 that said

COVID came from a lab
The Clot shot doesn't do anything for COVID
IVM is effective if given early?

100% proven accurate

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (lc5cP)

51 He claims the government never required 2-year-olds to wear masks, suggesting this was all done by (Democrat) governors.

But then he says that, sure, schools that wanted to receive their federal Head Start funds were required to impose mask mandates on children younger than five, if they wanted their money...
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Yeah, but they could've chosen not to!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

52 I still don't think covid was nearly as deadly as it's still made out to be.

"With covid" and "of covid" were intentionally obfuscated for literally years to the point where 3 solid years of data about covid were intentionally made unusuable for serious analysis.

A million Americans? Doubtful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

53 I've had this on all my bingo cards the past two-and-a-half years:
Biden ignores Federal Law

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (AMIL/)

54 Give this a couple days and nobody will give a shit if the info is released or not. Seriously. The public's attention span is measured in minutes.

Plus, there's the possibility that current grifting opportunities would be negatively affected.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

55 President Joe Biden missed a key deadline

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Man, it seems like it was just a week or two ago that everyone was all "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!"

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (hsOar)

56 >>IVM is effective if given early?

I don't recall a single horse dying from Covid.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (Lh+IR)

57 David Zweig @davidzweig · Jun 19
Not sharing opinion on the Rogan/Hotez/RFK debate

But I will share this: Hotez said kids needed to mask, and as evidence for this claim cited a study of an outbreak in a school … *with a mask mandate*

Many other issues with his tweet but I’ll leave it at that

Paul D. Thacker @thackerpd · Jun 19
After saying that kids should mask, guess what he did?

Guess....

https://tinyurl.com/4pwjybmn

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (Vwz3I)

58 How many divisions does "consensus" have?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (PHmov)
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Somewhere between zero and zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

59 *yawn*
*scrolls down to the blue eyed gal in the eye surgeon ad.*

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

60 51 Yeah, but they could've chosen not to!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

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They should have, but then I think that all local governments should refuse federal funds all the time.

I'm in the minority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

61 I don't understand how the Executive can redact anything from Congress. I would allow them to insist on an executive session, but even that is Constitutionally suspect.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (aD39U)

62 Sleepy Joe really needs to up his sartorial game. He needs epaulets and a chest full of tin and ribbons. He's already got the mirrored aviator sunglasses covered.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (eOEVl)
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I envision the goofy uniform worn by Morgan Freeman in RED.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (fxrF8)

63 I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams they fade and die
Fortune always hiding
I've looked everywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (Wy1BU)

64 member when foulchy said everyone was gonna get Omicron ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (us2H3)

65 54 Give this a couple days and nobody will give a shit if the info is released or not. Seriously. The public's attention span is measured in minutes.

Plus, there's the possibility that current grifting opportunities would be negatively affected.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

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Also, the covid response was so awful across the board that it's essentially a wash politically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

66 Center for Controlled Disease

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 01:33 PM (OgrpQ)

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A bought-and-paid for subsidiary of the CCP.

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (+z+6a)

67 We can only hope that the black sandbags will finally get their act together and take out this administration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (guGkK)

68 61 I don't understand how the Executive can redact anything from Congress. I would allow them to insist on an executive session, but even that is Constitutionally suspect.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (aD39U)

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Because Congress won't fight back. That's how.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

69 19 The Center for Disease Control should have to change their name.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (Lh+IR)
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What do you suggest?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Making hay while the Sun .... at June 20, 2023 01:38 PM (qfLjt)

70 Tired of all our Covid bullshit? Could I interest you in "Climate Change!!!!"?

Posted by: The Junta, looking for some understanding at June 20, 2023 01:38 PM (B8mOH)

71 *scrolls down to the blue eyed gal in the eye surgeon ad.*
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

Crap. I get toenail fungus. Why do you get a chick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:38 PM (guGkK)

72
White lab coat rentals hardest hit.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 01:39 PM (rj6Yv)

73 I don't understand how the Executive can redact anything from Congress. I would allow them to insist on an executive session, but even that is Constitutionally suspect.

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I was wondering that, too. It's not like he's part of the FBI.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:39 PM (hsOar)

74 in 9 years, the SCOTUS will say Biden must turn over the goods

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:39 PM (us2H3)

75 Biden claimed to be "pleased" to sign the bill into law, but immediately subverted it by saying he would not release all of the demanded intelligence, but would interpret the law as merely requiring the release of "as much information as possible about the origin."

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A banana-in-the-tailpipe republic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 01:39 PM (+z+6a)

76 >>So discussing the science involved in the origins of a bat virus that occurred naturally harms the national security of the U.S. Got it. Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:34 PM (hsOar)

The concern is that the nature of the information inherently carries some clues about how it was acquired, and we don't want the Chinese to have any such clues. That's very often the case.

IC isn't concerned about the content; they're concerned about the collection methods' vulnerability.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:39 PM (pn+sm)

77 Bidens don't need no stinkin laws.

Posted by: henry at June 20, 2023 01:39 PM (JMDly)

78 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

79 I paid for the platinum membership.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

80 they are spending more money looking for this sub than it cost to build the Titanic

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (us2H3)

81 Biden's. Showing the 2 sides of law in this country.

And flipping you the bird while doing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Remember, this is the dude who took out Corn Pop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (guGkK)

83 I envision the goofy uniform worn by Morgan Freeman in RED.

Oh, YEAH! Or perhaps one of those Nork general's uniforms with medals running down the chest to the pants leg and curling around the taint.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (eOEVl)

84 >>Also, the covid response was so awful across the board that it's essentially a wash politically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

We Are All In This Together.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (pn+sm)

85 Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey
Here’s Hotez calling for school closures in 2022 (!!) despite knowing of the “devastating mental health impacts” for kids after 2 full years of interrupted schooling. He then waves that off with a flippant “I get all that.”

How do you describe this as anything but intentionally myopic & cruel?

He may not be worth 35M but he’s most certainly not a good guy in the Covid policy story. I put him up there with @rweingarten on my list of “top 5 who harmed a generation of children.”
https://tinyurl.com/raura4yk

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (Vwz3I)

86 Social Distancing wasn't ALL bad.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (Lh+IR)

87 Avril Lavigne > Avril Haines

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (gf7Ez)

88 The concern is that the nature of the information inherently carries some clues about how it was acquired, and we don't want the Chinese to have any such clues. That's very often the case.

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One would assume China already knew the Kerry, Biden, and Fauci connections to the bioweapons labs.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (hsOar)

89 ... and we further know the first three people infected with covid were researchers at the Wuhan institute, including Ben Hu, the protege of the Wuhan "Bat Lady."

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Hu's hit first?

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (+z+6a)

90 "Because the Chinese are paying him off."

Probably, but more importantly we were almost certainly directly involved in creating that virus--not just releasing it, but creating it. "The Science" (Which I fucking Love) and which we are also supposed to worship for the "cure" actually made that fucking virus in the first place. That includes "The Science" (TM) of the USA. That's why they won't release the info.

Posted by: Falco at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (AOLKq)

91
An affront to our precious democracy.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (rj6Yv)

92 Joe Biden is a ass.

Posted by: Mr. Bumble at June 20, 2023 01:41 PM (znF4D)

93 COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

If you had told someone in say 2003 they'd ask how long the guy heading all this up was given in the Federal pen.

That he was allowed to retire as the highest paid federal employee? No one would have believed that...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (lc5cP)

94 I'm sure some go-getter journalist will ask KJP about this.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (63Dwl)

95 They had me at furin cleavage sites.

Posted by: Disabled elderly pregnant child at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (nakGR)

96 The government, in the form of the bureaucracy, has the unrestricted, unaccountable right to limit what the people are allowed to know.

No President, no Congress, no election has the right to overturn that.

Get too uppity and they will illegally charge, convict and imprison your candidate with made-up crimes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (ISi6R)

97 Beau Biden gave his life in Iraq.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (guGkK)

98 "any and all information relating to potential links between the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the origin" of COVID-19, including intelligence on the "activities performed by the Wuhan Institute of Virology with or on behalf of the People's Liberation Army" and "coronavirus research or other related activities performed at the Wuhan Institute of Virology prior to the outbreak" of SARS-CoV-2."

Exabytes of crap, probably.

Hey, where's the 40K hours of J6 video McCarthy promised us?

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J)

99 they are spending more money looking for this sub than it cost to build the Titanic
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:40 PM (us2H3)
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scrap metal prices are way up.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

100 *types*

*deletes*

*wanders off to supervise Pookette's practicing*

Posted by: pookysgirl, emphasizing scales this week at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (dtlDP)

101 Elon Musk @elonmusk
Why forced isolation is bad

thehill.com
The data is in — stop the panic and end the total isolation
Americans are now desperate for sensible policymakers who have the courage to ignore the panic and rely on facts.

10:39 AM · Apr 30, 2020

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1255869415859515394

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (Vwz3I)

102 We also know now that the Chinese military was involved in the creation of covid-19, to weaponize it as a WMD, and that one of the Chinese military scientists involved in doing gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab "fell off the roof of the lab" and died in May 2020.

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[Editor's Note:] "Vladimir Putin was not in Wuhan at that time."

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (+z+6a)

103 >>They had me at furin cleavage sites.

I hear those are making a comeback.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (Lh+IR)

104 COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

If you had told someone in say 2003 they'd ask how long the guy heading all this up was given in the Federal pen.

--

2003?

The same folks in power then (and now) would be telling you not to post that or the terrorists win.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (hsOar)

105 Center for Confabulated Diseases

Posted by: Ciampino - We have the technology, we have the pathogens at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (qfLjt)

106 The congressman said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus" and that "Congress must use every tool at its disposal to enforce this law and ensure the president makes this information available to the public."

He then added, "Except, you know, the one thing Congress can actually do which is withhold funding. We can't do that. It would be insurrection-y." He then put a propeller beanie on his head and spent the next hour shoving things in his bottom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (we8o1)

107 Here’s Hotez calling for school closures in 2022 (!!) despite knowing of the “devastating mental health impacts” for kids after 2 full years of interrupted schooling. He then waves that off with a flippant “I get all that.”

I remember seeing a fat teacher being interviewed who demanded that kids be clot shotted. When the interviewer pointed out there are negative side effects to the clot shot and kids are at no real risk from COVID the response was, "BUT I'M AT RISK!"

Remember in Heritage America when people believed they should sacrifice to make it easier for children and not the other way around?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (lc5cP)

108 Ben Hu, done that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 01:44 PM (znF4D)

109 Cleavage?

Posted by: Clueless at June 20, 2023 01:44 PM (n9lXk)

110 72 White lab coat rentals hardest hit.
Posted by: mrp
_________

* sigh *

Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at June 20, 2023 01:44 PM (gf7Ez)

111 Council of Diseased Cockbites

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:44 PM (Lh+IR)

112 ITS A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS !

Isn't this what the left usually claims ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2023 01:44 PM (NtVYv)

113 He then added, "Except, you know, the one thing Congress can actually do which is withhold funding. We can't do that. It would be insurrection-y." He then put a propeller beanie on his head and spent the next hour shoving things in his bottom.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (we8o1)
++++
You've nailed American electoral politics quite aptly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (DU+/6)

114 Hey, where's the 40K hours of J6 video McCarthy promised us?
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J)

well you know it aint Frank's ass

cuz he woulda got that outta the way, stat

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (us2H3)

115 The Regime will not disclose evidence of their responsibility for killing millions, short of being physical forced to.
-
Insert "Your terms are acceptable" meme here

Posted by: Methos at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (kOpft)

116 Remember in Heritage America when people believed they should sacrifice to make it easier for children and not the other way around?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:43 PM (lc5cP)

Fat green-haired "educators" with nose rings are this country's greatest asset.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (guGkK)

117 They blinded me with science!

Posted by: FJB at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (VMFAF)

118 But don't you DARE call him a DICTATOR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Vlad Putin has killed a handful of American mercs in Ukraine, sorry, "volunteers"

According to the numbers the US government claims are true China (and Fauci) killed over a million.

And Vlad is our enemy and China is our frenz.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:45 PM (lc5cP)

120 Teachers are the real heroes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (aD39U)

121 Cleavage?
Posted by: Clueless at June 20, 2023 01:44 PM (n9lXk)

PRO TIP: If there's furin it, stay far, far away.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (guGkK)

122 COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

100% true. But, now ask this question: What other biolabs exist in the world today funded by the USA doing this illegal/immoral/risky research in the world? These won't be NATO countries as it is against the NATO treaty for fellow countries to partake in this research. So, this leaves China, Ukraine? Any in African countries? South America?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

123 Cash from Diabolical China

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (gf7Ez)

124 95 They had me at furin cleavage sites.
_____

I love laying my head against cleavage sites and taking in a deep breath. No joke!

Posted by: President Skeevy Joe at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (fs1hN)

125 It's a good thing Trump said pussy, otherwise we never would've been subjected to such openness and transparency.

This is ADULTS in charge, baby. This is what winning looks like.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

126 word on the street is a lack of oxygen makes your farts really stink

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 01:47 PM (us2H3)

127 I note also none of the county judges and others who shut down and ruined lives, none of them are releasing the "science" they loudly screamed at us they were following.

Where are the studies?
Where are the meeting minutes?
Where are the list of experts they consulted?
Where are the copies of the expert's presentations?

I recall in particular one donkey loudly braying on Twitter that we all needed to STFU because we didn't know what she knew.
Well, enlighten us, bitch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 01:47 PM (ISi6R)

128 Of course, Congress won't do anything about the puppet regime defying their "law." In voting for the bill, Congressmen merely had to support a hypothetical . . . 3 months from now, the White House will be expected to do something ("I will gladly pay you 3 months from now for this tasty rhetorical burger today"). As long as you don't expect Congressmen to do something for the American people, count them in!

Posted by: Bamanarama at June 20, 2023 01:47 PM (uH1aC)

129 "But then he says that, sure, schools that wanted to receive their federal Head Start funds were required to impose mask mandates on children younger than five, if they wanted their money..."

"They could have just gone without the money."

Which is true. But I bet that if enough places actually started refusing federal subsidies, the feds would cry foul and find some way to force them into it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 20, 2023 01:47 PM (ou9hh)

130 95 They had me at furin cleavage sites.

Posted by: Disabled elderly pregnant child at June 20, 2023 01:42 PM (nakGR)
----
I got hooked on cleavage and kept looking ......

Posted by: Ciampino -- We have the technology, we have the pathogens at June 20, 2023 01:47 PM (qfLjt)

131 >>"Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Why not? Will you impeach him?

Didn't think so. Resume your toil.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:47 PM (pn+sm)

132 this must be why Blinken met with Xi - to carry back the orders on how to act

Posted by: bored383 at June 20, 2023 01:48 PM (4Kzkx)

133 COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

The terrifying part is, our money went to devise a super-COVID that will kill an estimated 75% of its victims if it ever gets loose.

Lucky for us its being contained under strict Chinese-style bio-security!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:48 PM (guGkK)

134 IVM is effective if given early?

I don't recall a single horse dying from Covid.
Posted by: garrett

Nor dogs. (HeartGard)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 01:48 PM (P63V5)

135 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
There's another photo update #90 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino -- We have the technology, we have the pathogens at June 20, 2023 01:48 PM (qfLjt)

136 Let's cruise around and look for bubbles.

Posted by: U.S. Coast Guard at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

137 Quote Tweet: Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger · 3h
The Wall Street Journal has confirmed our reporting that the Wuhan Institute of Virology scientists who were sickened in November 2019 were working with SARS-like coronaviruses and being funded by the US

Zac Bissonnette @ZacBissonnette · 2h
It’s fascinating that the NYT science desk has chosen to completely sit out any reporting into the lab leak because it would risk undermining US public health officials and its own prior claims.

Disturbingly unethical.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (Vwz3I)

138 It's a good thing Trump said pussy, otherwise we never would've been subjected to such openness and transparency.

I'm still darkly amused that we are supposed to be SHOCKED that Trump mentioned starfuckers in a private conversation when I can go to your favorite social media site of choice and get a list all the celebrities the average American female would have sex with, trust me they aren't shy about it.

I'm sure its because of their stellar personalities.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (lc5cP)

139 Biden claimed to be "pleased" to sign the bill into law, but immediately subverted it by saying he would not release all of the demanded intelligence, but would interpret the law as merely requiring the release of "as much information as possible about the origin."
_____

Not a surprise, but this shows that even in what's left of his swiss cheese brain, he knew.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (fs1hN)

140 So, if the OceanGate sub went into the Titanic wreckage and got trapped there, Zod wants to own stock in the company that televises James Cameron's next robot-camera-checking-out-the-wreck adventure.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (pn+sm)

141 137 Zac Bissonnette @ZacBissonnette · 2h
It’s fascinating that the NYT science desk has chosen to completely sit out any reporting into the lab leak because it would risk undermining US public health officials and its own prior claims.

Disturbingly unethical.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (Vwz3I)

========

They also said that the lab leak theory was racist to its core.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

142 Horde of millions of Mormon crickets plaguing Nevada.

"We can win against them, but we can hold them off."

https://tinyurl.com/yyja2j9h

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (Zqeqr)

143 I checked CNN.com and the only COVID stories they have are about Boris Johnson.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

144 F*ck. These bastards can't even censure bugeyed asshole Adam Schiff for LYING to the public for YEARS on the 'evidence' he had on Trump's Russian collusion.

You think they're going to make Biden do ANYTHING?

THIS is ACTUALLY what destroying your precious 'democracy' looks like.

Leftards suck. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

145 They’re working out the details as of now.
United Nations Planning Digital ID Linked To Bank Accounts
https://t.co/N8JcZiotdQ

Posted by: Ciampino --- We have the technology, we have the pathogens at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (qfLjt)

146 Heaven forefend that there's an actual deadly pandemic. NO ONE will take any medical advice pushed by public officials, from the county health department director on up.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (yKPAy)

Frankly, given the state of the medical-industrial complex, we're probably safer not taking their advice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (we8o1)

147 TYPES DELETES
TYPES DELETES

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (flINI)

148 Gantsa government

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (ifdZa)

149 143 I checked CNN.com and the only COVID stories they have are about Boris Johnson.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

=========

Dude isn't even in office anymore. At all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

150 Frankly, given the state of the medical-industrial complex, we're probably safer not taking their advice.

Yep. If Trump had shuttered the CDC in 2018 there would be more Americans alive today then what we got with the CDC for the last 5 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (lc5cP)

151 140 Those trapped people are down there videoing each other until they all die. Bickering, recriminations, fights, injuries, deaths, despair. When the videos are recovered, they'll sell for bazillions.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (MvF+J)

152 I'm old enough to remember some of the young Wuhan whistleblower scientists -- warning about the lab leak -- conveniently "dying" from the virus ...

... perhaps from Post-Traumatic Hyoid Disorder?

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (+z+6a)

153 So, this leaves China, Ukraine? Any in African countries? South America?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

--

China - We're discussing that now, Kerry and Biden families were involved in funding.

Ukraine - was confirmed to be a big reason for our interest in the silly war. Kerry and Biden families were involved in funding.

https://youtu.be/ydSf57SRtcQ

Also interestingly enough, Pfizer and other pharmaceutical giants have major R&D offices with tens of thousands of employees in Ukraine. Neat, huh?

Africa: Was confirmed a few months after Nuland made that statement and discussed here. Some sh*thole was having a war and there was an article about UN troops trying to secure the bioweapons lab in the sh*thole.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (hsOar)

154 They also said that the lab leak theory was racist to its core.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

Lab leak theory: racist

Those little slopes will eat any kind of garbage: not racist

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (9UlRk)

155
I don't recall a single horse dying from Covid.
Posted by: garrett

Nor dogs. (HeartGard)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 01:48 PM (P63V5)

Nor the Amish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Horde of millions of Mormon crickets plaguing Nevada.

"We can win against them, but we can hold them off."

https://tinyurl.com/yyja2j9h
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

UNLEASH THE GRACKLES!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (P63V5)

157 130 . . . I got hooked on cleavage and kept looking ......
Posted by: Ciampino -- We have the technology, we have the pathogens
___________

Look no more.

https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (gf7Ez)

158 Heaven forefend that there's an actual deadly pandemic. NO ONE will take any medical advice pushed by public officials, from the county health department director on up.

Oh and remember when there was a real concern about a real deadly pandemic making it to the US...Ebola?

Obama said the US government has no authority to do anything about it. And the FNM all agreed.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (lc5cP)

159 When the real contagion begins I will die because I will not listen to ONE THING these cocksuckers tell me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (flINI)

160 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

-------

What?

OK, Gallagher - prove it.

This shit is laughable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (oINRc)

161 "Follow the science!" sure did become "you can't see the science!" real quick, didn't it?

At least the bloodletting doctors actually used leaches.

These guys are waving oak wands over the sick and yelling it's the most modern of all medicine.
And if you dare disagree, they'll club you with their stick.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (ISi6R)

162 They don't want to release it because it makes the US government liable.

Posted by: Haimerej at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (fXoQO)

163 Where is Fauci? Where is Fauci?

Posted by: Napoleon at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (zlq/m)

164 Late to the party....

So, when do the impeachment hearings begin about Biden ignoring the very law he signed?

What enforcement mechanisms does the law have in place in case FJB balked?

Who's going to jail for noncompliance with this law?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (YIVH2)

165 COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

The terrifying part is, our money went to devise a super-COVID that will kill an estimated 75% of its victims if it ever gets loose.

Lucky for us its being contained under strict Chinese-style bio-security!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 01:48 PM (guGkK)

And all first responders and the members of the Armed Forces who refused to take the jabs and lost their jobs because of their stand.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)

166 So Trump's trial is slated for August.. The same Month that he is "supposed" to be indicted in GA ....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (bs+z0)

167 154 They also said that the lab leak theory was racist to its core.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

Lab leak theory: racist

Those little slopes will eat any kind of garbage: not racist
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2023 01:51 PM (9UlRk)

=========

It really is weird how my concept of racism is so different from what it seems to actually be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

168 Late to the party....

So, when do the impeachment hearings begin about Biden ignoring the very law he signed?

What enforcement mechanisms does the law have in place in case FJB balked?

Who's going to jail for noncompliance with this law?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (YIVH2)

Never
None
Nobody

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (aD39U)

169 151
Those trapped people are down there
.........

squashed like June bugs in an aluminum can.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

170 Also, a news report says that the sub is 21 feet long, but later in the report describes its "...five-foot-thick carbon-fiber hull." So, if the hull is five foot thick, and "...the space inside is about the size of a minivan," then...huh? Say the interior is five feet by five feet, plus five feet of hull surrounding this space......and it's 21 feet long?

I think the writer mathed incorrectly.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (pn+sm)

171
So, when do the impeachment hearings begin about Biden ignoring the very law he signed?

What enforcement mechanisms does the law have in place in case FJB balked?

Who's going to jail for noncompliance with this law?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (YIVH2)

Owebama modified the Owebamacare Act AFTER it was passed. He didn't submit amendment bills. It wasn't voted on.

He just did it. There IS no law for dems anymore. They do what they want. Every time. Without consequence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

172 >>COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

Where was Fetterman created?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (Lh+IR)

173 So, when do the impeachment hearings begin about Biden ignoring the very law he signed?

What enforcement mechanisms does the law have in place in case FJB balked?

Who's going to jail for noncompliance with this law?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 01:53 PM (YIVH2)

We'll have hearings! That's the ticket! Oh, and a sternly worded letter!

- GOPe

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 01:55 PM (zlq/m)

174
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It really is weird how my concept of racism is so different from what it seems to actually be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

That's racist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Ah, there it is:

"GENEVA, April 25 (Reuters) - There is a "high risk of biological hazard" in Sudan's capital Khartoum after one of the warring parties seized a laboratory holding measles and cholera pathogens and other hazardous materials, the World Health Organization said on Tuesday."

https://tinyurl.com/2dzfh9wa

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:55 PM (hsOar)

176 Eli Klein @TheEliKlein · 23h
Here’s Peter Hotez with his friend Eric Feigl-Ding claiming that “We know that with Omicron it’s actually more severe in children than in adults.” Hotez plays along and does not correct Ding.
https://tinyurl.com/3s5kjwsb

Kristi Leigh @KristiLeighTV · Jun 19
No wonder he doesn’t want to debate RFK Jr.
Peter Hotez can’t even win a debate with himself…
https://tinyurl.com/yhvbp4he

Go Ask Alice 🐇 @sarasrabbithole · 23h
scientificamerican.com
Why Omicron Is Putting More Kids in the Hospital
The huge jump in cases means more hospitalizations. And children’s small airways can be more easily blocked by infections

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 01:55 PM (Vwz3I)

177 I retract my earlier desire for a private submarine. It seems cool, but the catastrophic failure is a bitch.

Give me an airship!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

178 >>Also, a news report says that the sub is 21 feet long, but later in the report describes its "...five-foot-thick carbon-fiber hull." So, if the hull is five foot thick, and "...the space inside is about the size of a minivan," then...huh? Say the interior is five feet by five feet, plus five feet of hull surrounding this space......and it's 21 feet long?

Hard to fathom.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Lh+IR)

179 lso, a news report says that the sub is 21 feet long, but later in the report describes its "...five-foot-thick carbon-fiber hull." So, if the hull is five foot thick, and "...the space inside is about the size of a minivan," then...huh? Say the interior is five feet by five feet, plus five feet of hull surrounding this space......and it's 21 feet long?

I think the writer mathed incorrectly.
Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (pn+sm)

It is quite skinny and cramped.

https://bityl.co/JNKI

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (aD39U)

180 Upon taking back the HoR McCarthy was asked about the possibility of impeaching *biden. He said that wasn't on the table.

I don't think there's any appetite in the GOP for any sort of fight with the junta. Hell, they're all on the same side anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Q4IgG)

181 California Bill Would Prohibit Retailers from Stopping Shoplifters tinyurl.com/5ck5fcmn

California State Senate passed SB 553, which would make it illegal for employers to institute or maintain store policies requiring employees to "confront" a shoplifter or even a "suspected shoplifter." The bill has garnered additional controversy because of provisions that some believe would effectively eliminate the ability for staff members of a business to confront or actively prohibit shoplifting.
"No employer has ever said 'You must by policy kick the heck out of that dude for stealing that bar of soap,' Stuart said. "That never existed. So the second part of this bill is really what it's about, which is to essentially demonizing someone for attempting to stop a shoplifter. It's crazy to punish someone for attempting to stop a crime."

Stuart told the Current that he believes the proposed law possibly circumvents the constitution by not allowing people to enact a citizen's arrest.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (MFZ8i)

182 The regime thinks the disease killed millions, not them.

In the same way the regime thinks guns kill, not people. Or cars kill, not drivers. Or matches kill, not arsonists.

We're dealing with madmen and they're in charge.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (FJk1H)

183 UNLEASH THE GRACKLES!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (P63V5)

When I first moved into my house decades ago, it had been unoccupied for a year and a half and was riddled with Mormon crickets, especially in the bathroom.

I would hear my cats in there all night long, slaughtering crickets.

When I would go to pee in the morning, it would look like a scene from Alien vs Predator, with dismembered cricket legs and torsos lying about everywhere on the floor.

Good kitties.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Zqeqr)

184 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

-------

What?

OK, Gallagher - prove it.
=
This sort of thing is when it would be helpful for Congress to have some actual power, maybe to limit or end federal spending, for example.

Posted by: Methos at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (kOpft)

185 Ghost Ship is real.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (YW5wb)

186

Remember fellows, June is men's health Month! So come on down to the corner of Obama Avenue and 69th Street for your free drive-thru prostate and testicular exams!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (PLQCb)

187 Hard to fathom.

That's some deep math.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (lc5cP)

188 I suppose Kamala fear keeps impeachment in check. Only thing that makes any sense.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (8i+57)

189 >>"GENEVA, April 25 (Reuters) - There is a "high risk of biological hazard" in Sudan's capital Khartoum after one of the warring parties seized a laboratory holding measles and cholera pathogens and other hazardous materials, the World Health Organization said on Tuesday."

If only we had a bomb that burned with the heat of say...1000 suns?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Lh+IR)

190 What is the Biden administration hiding?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (fs1hN)

191 "Remember in Heritage America when people believed they should sacrifice to make it easier for children and not the other way around?"

Man, that hasn't been the case since the Supreme Court ruled that it was okay to sacrifice children to make it easier for yourself.

Happily that ruling was overturned. The anniversary is next weekend.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (ou9hh)

192

Hard to fathom.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Lh+IR)

Out of my league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

193 >>Where was Fetterman created? Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:54 PM (Lh+IR)

Ingolstadt, Germany.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (pn+sm)

194 152
How about Post Traumatic Wuhan Disorder?

Posted by: Ciampino - Netflix and chills at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (qfLjt)

195 We'll have hearings! That's the ticket! Oh, and a sternly worded letter!

- GOPe

But I already rolled up my sleeves! I can't possibly roll them any further!
--
/s/ "Fightin'" Jim Jordan

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (ISi6R)

196 >>It is quite skinny and cramped.

I've ridden in worse.

Posted by: Jonah at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (Lh+IR)

197 No employer has ever said 'You must by policy kick the heck out of that dude for stealing that bar of soap

Thats how a lot of places used to handle it. I remember seeing store employees hauling off someone they caught shoplifting and the guy staggered off later beat to hell and back. I suspect that solved the problem

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (0hOvj)

198 Americans, and the rest of the world, should be demanding that the Regime pay them damages for the astonishing loss of life and economic damage resulting from the release of Covid. It’s the Regimes obligation, not the American peoples obligation

Posted by: Ex GOP at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (ExFoQ)

199 Hard to fathom.
-
Out of my league.

---

What are y'all talking about?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (hsOar)

200 And the Weasel Zippers website is still "suspended."
So great to live in a free country.

Posted by: Zek at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (5FPX4)

201 Out of my league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Okay boomer

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (OgrpQ)

202 WTF is a Mormon Cricket? Do they drink Hi-C?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (YW5wb)

203 "Where was Fetterman created?"

In the bathroom of a truck stop off I-76. There may or may not have been a glory hole involved in the act of conception.

Posted by: Bamanarama at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (uH1aC)

204 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE DICTATOR!

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (17s+e)

205 192

Hard to fathom.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Lh+IR)

Out of my league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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Plumb out of line (or luck)

Posted by: Ciampino -- Netflix and chills at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

206 OK, Gallagher - prove it.

Yeah, show us how he cannot continue to ignore it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (0hOvj)

207 about the only way I use the word "law" any more is in scare (or air) quotes because it is essentially meaningless.

sooner or later the Names gotta get Rectified, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (dwh5k)

208 You can tell somebody to do something until you're blue in the face. That means nothing.

The trick is in the "Or Else."

If you don't have an "Or Else" that actually means something, you ain't gettin' shit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (lf83v)

209 It's like the Administrative State's sole purpose is to wield power over the serfs without accountability.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)

210 WTF is a Mormon Cricket? Do they drink Hi-C?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (YW5wb)

Tiny backpacks and bike helmets

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (OgrpQ)

211 And the Weasel Zippers website is still "suspended."
So great to live in a free country.
Posted by: Zek at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (5FPX4)

But muh private business!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

212 The people who are supposedly on our side should be screaming about this, but since they were all in on it they don't want it coming out either. We're left with RFK Jr as the only public figure willing to make a big stink about this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (zgWR7)

213 The Mormon Cricket Choir is awesome, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (znF4D)

214 205 192

Hard to fathom.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Lh+IR)

Out of my league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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Plumb out of line (or luck)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Netflix and chills at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

You guys are all wet

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

215 > Horde of millions of Mormon crickets plaguing Nevada.

You've got to pray for seagulls.

https://tinyurl.com/3xhnz44t

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (eyxn4)

216 The junta wears the skin suit of the Republic.

We didn't keep it.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (FJk1H)

217 Americans, and the rest of the world, should be demanding that the Regime pay them damages for the astonishing loss of life and economic damage resulting from the release of Covid

If the GOPe was an opposition party they would have campaigned in 2022 on large cash payouts to people injured by the clot shot.

They would have gotten a super majority in both houses and had the option to impeach Biden.

But...that's not what they are about is it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (lc5cP)

218 “If the Pandemic Lasts for 10 Years, No one in the West Will be Left”, CCP Expert Claims
youtube.com/shorts/CtCqDcTk2eo

Inconvenient Truths by Jennifer Zeng
"If the #pandemic continues for another 10 years, we won't even need to attack/fight. The whole world will be down. The West will be completely wiped out. No one will be left." After hearing this speech from a #Chinese strategic positioning expert, you will understand why the #CCP would have the motivation to develop #BiologicalWeapons

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (MFZ8i)

219 And the Weasel Zippers website is still "suspended."
_______

Who suspended them?

Service provider?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (lf83v)

220 >>202 WTF is a Mormon Cricket? Do they drink Hi-C?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Looks like Mitt Romney. Eats jello from the mold.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (9RRW+)

221 Send down the Seaview, Admiral Nelson will find them!

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

222 WTF is a Mormon Cricket? Do they drink Hi-C?

Maybe its a sport, cricket as played by mormons?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

223 WTF is a Mormon Cricket?

If you don't know, you don't want to know.

They bounce about 4 to 5 feet and startle the shit out of you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (Zqeqr)

224 It would be nice if there was an opposition party is the USSA

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (flINI)

225 "Who suspended them?
Service provider?"

The question is: at the behest of whom?
And I think we know the answer.

Posted by: Zek at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (5FPX4)

226 202 WTF is a Mormon Cricket? Do they drink Hi-C?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (YW5wb)
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They wear magic shorts.

Posted by: Ciampino -One flu over the cuckoo's nest at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (qfLjt)

227 Heaven forefend that there's an actual deadly pandemic. NO ONE will take any medical advice pushed by public officials, from the county health department director on up.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2023 01:32 PM (yKPAy)
++++
Yup. They have destroyed their credibility utterly. If the next one really is the contemporary Black Death, it won't matter. Nobody (well, not enough people) will listen. Why should they?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

228 >>It is quite skinny and cramped. https://bityl.co/JNKI
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (aD39U)

If we ever find it, and we find that someone on the sub made a funny by yelling "KHAAANNNNNN!!!" into his cellphone, some people will laugh.

Zod will be one of them.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (pn+sm)

229 I'm crushed by these puns, and 13,000 feet of water, but mostly...

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (aD39U)

230 WTF is a Mormon Cricket?

They keep knocking on your front door.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (P63V5)

231 Google killed WeaselZippers. I doubt it will be back, unless he can find some way to relaunch it on Twitter. But he'll zero revenue that way so I doubt he'll do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (zgWR7)

232 Send down the Seaview, Admiral Nelson will find them!

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

"Lee, get Sharky and meet in the flying sub. We've got a rescue mission."

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (OgrpQ)

233 The Titanic continues to rack up its death toll into the 21st Century.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (lf83v)

234 First they came for Alex Jones.
But I was not Alex Jones so I said nothing.
Then they came for Donald Trump.
But Trump say "p*ssy" so I said nothing.
Then they came for Weasel Zippers.
And we said "that's a silly name for a website."
And they handed us shovels...

Posted by: Zek at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (5FPX4)

235 California Bill Would Prohibit Retailers from Stopping Shoplifters tinyurl.com/5ck5fcmn

If you swing the baseball bat in the other direction, you wouldn't be stopping them, you'd be helping them along.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (Sv58p)

236 When the real contagion begins I will die because I will not listen to ONE THING these cocksuckers tell me.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Related - In retrospect, the movie Contagion seemed tailor made to scare people into accepting government direction and the clot shot during the rona.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (/29pe)

237 Yup. They have destroyed their credibility utterly. If the next one really is the contemporary Black Death, it won't matter. Nobody (well, not enough people) will listen. Why should they?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

It better have a higher mortality rate than the Diamond Princess Cruise Ship.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (P63V5)

238 I know it doesn't solve the issues but I just want that creepy senile old pervert to have a massive stroke or heart attack and be answering to god for all his evil.

And it might be interesting to see who does what if and when their handy facade shuffles off the mortal coil. Joe is evil and doesn't have problem with any of the evil in the admin but he is also senile and not actually in charge of anything.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (3cGpq)

239 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Did we elect a comedian to Congress?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (FJk1H)

240 213 The Mormon Cricket Choir is awesome, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (znF4D)
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Too chirpy.

Posted by: Ciampino - One flu over the cuckoo's nest at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (qfLjt)

241 Maybe the Franz von Papen Republicans will Tweet about it, or - be still my beating heart! - a strongly-worded letter!

Posted by: Mhandisi at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (SKxfg)

242 The Mormon Cricket Choir is awesome, though.

I laughed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (0hOvj)

243 If the walls really are 5 feet thick does it mean there are no windows? What a stupid machine...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (flINI)

244 WTF is a Mormon Cricket?
______

One of the Osmond Brothers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)

245 Mormon crickets. Maybe they're just out on their required mission work.

Posted by: Are they riding bicycles and wearing ties? at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (AJ2DX)

246 >> California Bill Would Prohibit Retail~~ers from Stopping Shoplifters~~

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (Lh+IR)

247 "No employer has ever said 'You must by policy kick the heck out of that dude for stealing that bar of soap,' Stuart said. "That never existed. So the second part of this bill is really what it's about, which is to essentially demonizing someone for attempting to stop a shoplifter. It's crazy to punish someone for attempting to stop a crime."

Stuart told the Current that he believes the proposed law possibly circumvents the constitution by not allowing people to enact a citizen's arrest.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (MFZ8i)

Private property to be outlawed. That's the communist goal. But you can bet your last kopek, Comrade, that the State Store will arrest shoplifters with extreme prejudice, if there's anything in the State Store worth stealing. Which is unlikely.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (rj6Yv)

248 Has the thread descended into idle submersible speculation yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (n9lXk)

249 The Titanic continues to rack up its death toll into the 21st Century.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (lf83v)
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DURING PRIDE MONTH???

Posted by: That guy who gets offended by affronts to Pride Month at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (fxrF8)

250 It is quite skinny and cramped.

https://bityl.co/JNKI
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (aD39U)
.......

Is that one of the guys who got squashed?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (v0R5T)

251 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Did we elect a comedian to Congress?

Is this guy carrying a sledgehammer and a watermelon?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (lc5cP)

252 When the real contagion begins I will die because I will not listen to ONE THING these cocksuckers tell me.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

I will hear them. I will do my own investigation. Their results better match my results or it's a no go.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (P63V5)

253 Google did it by blocking all ad revenue to WeaselZippers, making it prohibitively expensive for him to continue. Their justfication was that he wasn't providing "original content", although almost all of the news sites on the net could be knocked down if that's the standard. It was a political hit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (zgWR7)

254 Polio killed a third of it's victims but it didn't kill FDR.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (FJk1H)

255 You've got to pray for seagulls.

https://tinyurl.com/3xhnz44t
Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (eyxn4)
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That article sounds like it was written by the WEF:

"Crickets are awesome and full of protein! Eat More Bugs! But the nasty white seagulls invaded and gobbled them up!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (YIVH2)

256 202 WTF is a Mormon Cricket? Do they drink Hi-C?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (YW5wb)
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Gray pants and white shirt and tie. Comes in pairs.

Posted by: Ciampino -- One flu over the cuckoo's nest at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (qfLjt)

257 254 Polio killed a third of it's victims but it didn't kill FDR.
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (FJk1H)

Pity

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (bs+z0)

258 Hard to fathom.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (Lh+IR)

Out of my league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
----
Plumb out of line (or luck)
Posted by: Ciampino -- Netflix and chills at June 20, 2023 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

You guys are all wet
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

None of these are deep thoughts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (NtVYv)

259 Has the thread descended into idle submersible speculation yet?

It's sounding like it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (guGkK)

260 furin cleavage sites

BUSTY. UKRAINIAN. LEBSIAN. PRON.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (D+e7M)

261 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Did we elect a comedian to Congress?
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (FJk1H)
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Doing that watermelon thing would be more productive.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (fxrF8)

262 We have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Plague of Mormon Crickets at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (zlq/m)

263 coast guard is pulling a uey

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (us2H3)

264 _______

Who suspended them?

Service provider?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:00 PM (lf83v)

JJ posted somewhere that he thought they were demonitized by Google, but that seems to have been a while ago.

It seems Cloudfare is denying access to the site, so it's likely another 'illegal' censorship thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

265 BUSTY. UKRAINIAN. LEBSIAN. PRON.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (D+e7M)

With shelves.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (lc5cP)

266 Ha! Ha! You can't sue us!

Posted by: Pfizer at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (N0Aec)

267 252 When the real contagion begins I will die because I will not listen to ONE THING these cocksuckers tell me.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

I will hear them. I will do my own investigation. Their results better match my results or it's a no go.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (P63V5)

The second I hear, "You may have the contagion and not even know it," I'll kindly tell everyone talking about it to fuck off.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (KbCG3)

268
It really, really must suck to be trapped in that can, counting down the last hours.

I have a lot of respect for submariners. There's a high risk of death, and some risk of a truly horrible death.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

269 Mormon crickets are a little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (eyxn4)

270 Doing that watermelon thing would be more productive.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (fxrF

"Hey, Chuck, if you hold your ear up to this stump, you can hear the ocean!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (9UlRk)

271 248 Has the thread descended into idle submersible speculation yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 20, 2023 02:04 PM (n9lXk

We are all over it.

Posted by: 39 Indonesian kids on a soccer team stuck in a tidal cavern at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (eQ6ht)

272 The Titanic continues to rack up its death toll into the 21st Century.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:02 PM (lf83v)
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DURING PRIDE MONTH???
Posted by: That guy who gets offended by affronts to Pride Month

During pride month, black history month AND john mccain's funeral!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (P63V5)

273 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Did we elect a comedian to Congress?
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (FJk1H)
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Dirty little secret - CLOWNS AIN'T FUNNY!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (YIVH2)

274 261 Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)... said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Did we elect a comedian to Congress?
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:03 PM (FJk1H)
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Doing that watermelon thing would be more productive.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (fxrF

Electing a comedian did do wonders for Ukraine.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

275 Has the thread descended into idle submersible speculation yet?

It's sounding like it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Its taking all the air out of the Covid thread

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

276 Polio killed a third of it's victims but it didn't kill FDR.
_________

Turns out FDR may not have had polio. He may have had Guillain-Barré syndrome.

Many articles about it on the internet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)

277
BUSTY. UKRAINIAN. LEBSIAN. PRON.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (D+e7M)

A search of that brought up some woman named Kira.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

278 As soon as he gets home he's tearing up a few rails of fresh coke and getting some nookie.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (FJk1H)

279 Electing a comedian did do wonders for Ukraine.

When your economy is based on sex trafficking you really don't need many adult men anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (lc5cP)

280 Polio killed a third of it's victims but it didn't kill FDR.
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:05 PM (FJk1H)

***

Think about it...

Posted by: Alex Jones at June 20, 2023 02:07 PM (flINI)

281 >>It's sounding like it.

It's not the soundness of the allegations.

It's the depth of the charges.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (Lh+IR)

282 WTF is a Mormon Cricket

They don't recognize each other in Nevada.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (D+e7M)

283 If you like eating shit sandwiches in public, you should be executed.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (XJO0x)

284 *peers into sub*

how does it feel, mutherfuckers ??

Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (us2H3)

285 Obviously the answer to the California bill is for people sympathetic to our views to wear masks, take the plates off their cars, and organize some flash mobs that will strip a store clean in an organized, efficient, total matter. Destroy every retailer in the city, then see how they like their new law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (zgWR7)

286 There is a small dying lake (Walker) south of Fallon NV that gets invaded by the Mitten crickets every few years. They also have the most spiders per square foot of any place in the USA.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (9RRW+)

287 It really, really must suck to be trapped in that can, counting down the last hours.

I have a lot of respect for submariners. There's a high risk of death, and some risk of a truly horrible death.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

As Mrs928 noted, if the pilot quickly murdered the passengers, he could last a lot longer waiting for rescue.

Posted by: Timothy Timothy Where on Earth did you go? at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (aD39U)

288 Update to the Hunter story. The pet prosecutor also announced the investigation is "on-going."

So he can refuse to cooperate with the House forever ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (ISi6R)

289 187 Hard to fathom.

That's some deep math.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:56 PM (lc5cP)
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Yeah out of my league.

Posted by: Puss in Boots at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (qfLjt)

290 What do you get when you dip Mormon crickets in honey?

Posted by: Sticky Wickets at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (n9lXk)

291 A report out of Canada estimates 250,000 businesses will go under when their Covid loans come due.

https://tinyurl.com/yfsh6tb9

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (eyxn4)

292 The truth will rise to the the top

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (NtVYv)

293 284

lol

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

294 Submarine Spoilers: they're Dead, Jim.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (zgWR7)

295 >>It really, really must suck to be trapped in that can, counting down the last hours.

The pressure would be unbearable.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (Lh+IR)

296 >>>>It really, really must suck to be trapped in that can, counting down the last hours.

The pressure would be unbearable.
Posted by: garrett

I bet it smells like ass and armpits.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2023 02:10 PM (9RRW+)

297
"Hamish Harding" is a good British billionaire name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:10 PM (oINRc)

298 As Mrs928 noted, if the pilot quickly murdered the passengers, he could last a lot longer waiting for rescue.

Wouldn't the screams of the first victim alert the others to the plan?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (guGkK)

299 You know who else didn't succumb to Polio...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (flINI)

300
The pressure would be unbearable.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (Lh+IR)

Mm-noom-ba-deh
Doom-boom-ba-beh
Doo-boo-boom-ba-beh-beh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (NtVYv)

301 Maybe those guys blew up Nord Stream and 💩 Tin took them out.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (FJk1H)

302 Would it be bad from to make screen door jokes?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (n9lXk)

303 I didn't want subs, I'm glad I went SWOS.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (zlq/m)

304 As far as I know, we haven't established the first part. We know that the PLA was engaging in bioweapons research at Wuhan, and we know that Fauci was paying for SARS-like virus gain-of-function experiments at Wuhan. We do not know that the two were related. I even kind of doubt that they were. It's possible but not demonstrated as far as I know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

Do you really think that if the PLA decided that the WuFlu would be useful as a weapon, that they simply wouldn't take it? Who would stop them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (LnuQ2)

305 "Hamish Harding" is a good British billionaire name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:10 PM (oINRc)
......

and it's available

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

306 Umm guys, if there is a real plague the advice from the CDC would probably bump it from 30% lethality to 50% and skeptics who take cattle wormer or whatever the next underground treatment is will fare better than the sheeple. I only bemoan that my medical distrust extends to general doctoring. This country is good at treating cancer and some things but thanks to the general nodding along with the CDC for wu flu I don't trust any part of the medical industry anymore.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (3cGpq)

307 It really, really must suck to be trapped in that can

Where do you pee?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (D+e7M)

308 As Mrs928 noted, if the pilot quickly murdered the passengers, he could last a lot longer waiting for rescue.

Wouldn't the screams of the first victim alert the others to the plan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (guGkK)
---
Well, they all gotta sleep sometime. And perhaps one of them drew the short straw.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (YIVH2)

309 IT'S PRONOUNCED HEY-MISH!

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (aD39U)

310 I'm not surprised people did it. I'm pretty surprised people paid to do it for fun, though.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (hsOar)

311 The life insurance company is checking the policy for a submarine voyage exclusion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:13 PM (guGkK)

312 IT'S PRONOUNCED HEY-MISH!

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (aD39U)

Ok you aren't getting elected president then

Posted by: the FNM at June 20, 2023 02:13 PM (lc5cP)

313 >>299 You know who else didn't succumb to Polio...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Does he look like a turtle and eats with chopsticks?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2023 02:13 PM (9RRW+)

314
A report out of Canada estimates 250,000 businesses will go under when their Covid loans come due.

https://tinyurl.com/yfsh6tb9
Posted by: bonhomme

Justin could just "forgive" the loans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 02:13 PM (63Dwl)

315 291 A report out of Canada estimates 250,000 businesses will go under when their Covid loans come due.

https://tinyurl.com/yfsh6tb9
Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (eyxn4)

The printing presses will come to save the day with more free money

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2023 02:13 PM (eQ6ht)

316 Am I in the will?

Posted by: Tonya Harding at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (n9lXk)

317 Is anyone pissed off that Fauci/USA/China funded an experiment that wrecked economies and killed millions?

Isn't that an act of war?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (FJk1H)

318 As Mrs928 noted, if the pilot quickly murdered the passengers, he could last a lot longer waiting for rescue.
_______

I think they had an oxygen/nitrogen issue. They fell asleep and couldn't put out a distress call. Kinda like the Payne Stewart airplane tragedy, if you remember. No comms and plane kept flying. Everyone on the plane drifted to sleep and then died.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (lf83v)

319 143 I checked CNN.com and the only COVID stories they have are about Boris Johnson.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

Visited cnn.com? Any time I accidentally land on their page, or MSNBC, Fox, etc. I feel unclean, wanting to take a shower to get their funk off me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (N39Ws)

320 I shoulda gone skiing.

Posted by: Zombie Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (D+e7M)

321
I'm not surprised people did it. I'm pretty surprised people paid to do it for fun, though.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (hsOar)

I'm scared to even swim in the ocean, which is why I don't do it. If I had to, sure. But those giant murder-tubs aren't what I think of as "fun."

Getting in a little can and diving into the alien realm that lurks at the bottom is sheer horror to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (oINRc)

322 >>The life insurance company is checking the policy for a submarine voyage exclusion.

Cthulu = Act of God

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (Lh+IR)

323 >>As Mrs928 noted, if the pilot quickly murdered the passengers, he could last a lot longer waiting for rescue. Posted by: Timothy Timothy Where on Earth did you go? at June 20, 2023 02:08 PM (aD39U)

there's a Twilight Zone episode in that. He kills the other four, he's rescued at the very last hour days from now, and is convicted of murder and executed.

Or, he kills them, and suffocates on the stench of their decomposition before the oxygen actually runs out.

Or, he kills them, the surface ship manages to contact him to tell him that the only way he can surface is to enter the code that they gave to Passenger X on his cellphone, which is now locked.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (pn+sm)

324 The printing presses will come to save the day with more free money

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2023 02:13 PM (eQ6ht)

Loonies for all the loons!

- Justin Castro

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (zlq/m)

325 288 Update to the Hunter story. The pet prosecutor also announced the investigation is "on-going."

So he can refuse to cooperate with the House forever ....
_____

The House can subpeona information about an ongoing investigation, but doesn't because then the prosecution can be seen as tainted and then withdrawn, with the blame put on the House. Game theory would suggest that the House R's play this card anyway.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (fs1hN)

326 I turned down Everest for this. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (aD39U)

327 A report out of Canada estimates 250,000 businesses will go under when their Covid loans come due.

https://tinyurl.com/yfsh6tb9
Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (eyxn4)

***

The surprising thing being that there are 250,000 businesses in Canada! Isn't that how many people they have?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (flINI)

328 Is anyone pissed off that Fauci/USA/China funded an experiment that wrecked economies and killed millions?

Stupid Leftards are still worshipping at their Anthony Fauci devotional candles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (guGkK)

329 > Where do you pee?

Sailors pee into heads. Sailors are weird.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (eyxn4)

330 Ace, you need to post a Glub Sub thread so we can reuse all these jokes.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

331 Congress is talking about applying for an emergence order compelling the Executive Branch to obey the law. It goes without saying, probably, but they have no standing. And it is a tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts, "Epstein Who?" at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (iHCsx)

332 It is quite skinny and cramped.

https://bityl.co/JNKI
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

No way am I getting in that thing.

Posted by: Chris Christie at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (unNJ9)

333 Cthulu = Act of God
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (Lh+IR)
---
Cthulhu = Act of Great Old One

FIFY

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:15 PM (YIVH2)

334 I didn't want subs, I'm glad I went SWOS.
__________

But being on the surface is sometimes a changeable condition.

Posted by: Edmund Fitgerald at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)

335 "At the Wuhan Lab, we have evidence that these two things were being done at the same time, in the same place, by the same people, but we cannot say that they were definitely linked. Oh no sir, that would be a wild supposition. "

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (zgWR7)

336 >> Where do you pee?

ALL Excretions go into The Barrel.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (Lh+IR)

337 Am I in the will?
Posted by: Tonya Harding at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (n9lXk)

***

Or me?

Posted by: Warren Harding at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (flINI)

338 trapped in that can

Where do you pee?
*****
The voyage wasn't supposed to last that long.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (FJk1H)

339 Where do you pee?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff
.......

your pants when you hear the hissing noise.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (v0R5T)

340 Standing By

Posted by: John Wesley Harding at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (Lh+IR)

341 A three hour tour, may ass.

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (aD39U)

342 302 Would it be bad from to make screen door jokes?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 20, 2023 02:11 PM (n9lXk)

start out with a pool table

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (us2H3)

343 Is it required to consume Beano before entering said sub?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (9RRW+)

344 Congress is talking about applying for an emergence order compelling the Executive Branch to obey the law.

So let me get this straight.

They want to use the law... to tell someone who is ignoring the law, to obey the law. Do I have this straight?

Now then, Mr Capone, that's illlegal, and we passed a rule telling you to obey the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)

345 I guess they forgot to bring a snorkel.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (YW5wb)

346 Where do you pee?

The poop deck

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (OgrpQ)

347 The voyage wasn't supposed to last that long.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (FJk1H)

A three hour tour?

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (zlq/m)

348 317 Is anyone pissed off that Fauci/USA/China funded an experiment that wrecked economies and killed millions?

Isn't that an act of war?
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:14 PM (FJk1H)

Our government's general disinterest in prosecuting this crime told me all I needed to know.

"This is unconscionable! What this virus has done to our country and its people is unforgiveable!"

"So, justice and retribution?"

"Well...I mean, let's not be hasty."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

349 A three hour tour, may ass.
Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (aD39U

LOL, brutal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (oINRc)

350 The voyage wasn't supposed to last that long.
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (FJk1H)
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When we go on a three-hour tour, we expect it to last no longer than three hours, dammit!

--Passengers aboard the S.S. Minnow

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (YIVH2)

351 "Hamish Harding" is a good British billionaire name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

FYI, Scottish people really, really love being called Brits. Tell 'em as often as you can. Tell 'em twice if you can.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (jzzG8)

352 Maybe Lovey and I shouldn't have brought these steamer trunks of money.

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

353 Where do you pee?
________

In a sub.

Subpoena.

Get it?

Posted by: Hyman Rickover at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)

354 6th day of chubby rain with at least 9 left to go in the forecast.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (453+A)

355 >>299 You know who else didn't succumb to Polio...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
=================
I read that as "Paolo" for some crazy reason, and thought right away "me!"

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Ace Plagiarist at June 20, 2023 02:19 PM (iHCsx)

356 I don't think that a55hole was ever a lifeguard either. Where's the pictures? Haven't they photoshopped anything?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:19 PM (FJk1H)

357 Congress is talking about applying for an emergence order compelling the Executive Branch to obey the law.

So let me get this straight.

They want to use the law... to tell someone who is ignoring the law, to obey the law. Do I have this straight?

Now then, Mr Capone, that's illlegal, and we passed a rule telling you to obey the law.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)
---
If Congress can't get the Chief Executive of the United States to comply with a law HE SIGNED, then why do they think criminals will comply with more gun laws?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:19 PM (YIVH2)

358 IVM is effective if given early?

I don't recall a single horse dying from Covid.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 01:36 PM (Lh+IR)

We can assume it is effective because of the great efforts they made to suppress it.

If it were ineffective, but mostly harmless, no need to suppress, as soon the public will conclude that it is ineffective.

If it were ineffective, and very dangerous, as in killing many users, again no need to suppress, just report actual cases of harm, and let the people decide for themselves.

They were suppressing IVM because if it were used widely, covid would be reduced to the status of a common cold, and nobody would take the tainted vaxx.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 02:19 PM (LnuQ2)

359 The voyage wasn't supposed to last that long.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (FJk1H)

They can scratch the additional revenue from the souvenir photos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:19 PM (guGkK)

360
FYI, Scottish people really, really love being called Brits. Tell 'em as often as you can. Tell 'em twice if you can.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (jzzG

Yeah, I know. My dad's part Scottish. His cat is named Hamish, oddly enough. His last one was Fergus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (oINRc)

361 A three hour tour, may ass.
Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (aD39U

***

This is about me isn't it...

Posted by: Jonas Grumby at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (flINI)

362 I'm right here you know

Posted by: Jared Fogle at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (us2H3)

363 You know, I am perfectly fine just knowing the titanic is down there. Hey, it was found. Yay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

364 You know who else didn't succumb to Polio...
________

Marco?

Posted by: Chin Emperor at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)

365 Why do I have the feeling that shitty sub wasn't tested at the depths they took it to prior to this trip.

Billionaires dying doing billionaire things doesn't move my GAS needle very much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

366 It's just awful that the government is withholding information that the media would not report anyway and that the vast majority of the public would not assess even if they had access to it. A darned shame.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (ppBhU)

367 157 130 . . . I got hooked on cleavage and kept looking ......
Posted by: Ciampino -- We have the technology, we have the pathogens
___________

Look no more.

https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (gf7Ez)
----
That is a wondrous sight BUT it appeared on these blogs before. The jiggling is momentous. She could sell anything door-to-door as long as it required a long explanation and eja ..... wait ... gesticulations.

Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs. ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (qfLjt)

368 Let's go on a helicopter ride, she said.

It will be fun, she said.

Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

369 What's funny is that it's the story of the original Titanic all over again. Rich people have a peculiar and false view of their own invulnerability.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (zgWR7)

370 >>You know, I am perfectly fine just knowing the titanic is down there. Hey, it was found. Yay.

Pretty sure you would get a better look using youtube videos than from that sub.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (Lh+IR)

371 Biden Ignores Law

I think everything related to actions by the Biden regime should say something like "Biden regime ignores....." because as a poster above noted, Biden isn't doing anything but reading what's handed to him-(sometimes). All the decisions are orchestrated by the cabal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (Keyt1)

372 One of the sensible Eastern European countries should try Fauci in absentia for crimes against humanity, convict him, and then let involuntary flight schedules take care of the rest.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (gf7Ez)

373 any chicks on the sub ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (us2H3)

374

It's well documented, although covered up at the time, that FDR had tertiary neurosyphilis...

Posted by: Dr. Dick Hitzwater at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (PLQCb)

375 Should have gone with the Trieste design less chance of failing to surface.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (zlq/m)

376
But he did have an Irish Wolfhound named Charles Stewart Parnell. No kidding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:22 PM (oINRc)

377 FYI, Scottish people really, really love being called Brits. Tell 'em as often as you can. Tell 'em twice if you can.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2023 02:18 PM (jzzG

Yeah, I know. My dad's part Scottish. His cat is named Hamish, oddly enough. His last one was Fergus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (oINRc)
------------
IF IT'S NO' SCO'ISH, IT'S CRAP!!!

Posted by: Stuart Rankin at June 20, 2023 02:22 PM (fxrF8)

378 359 The voyage wasn't supposed to last that long.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2023 02:16 PM (FJk1H)

They can scratch the additional revenue from the souvenir photos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:19 PM (guGkK)

Three Hour Tour? Can we get a guest list? Who is Mary Ann or Ginger in this 'remake'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)

379 Yay us! UV index scale of 1 to 10.

North Texas is an 11.
No shit. That's on the Weather Channel.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (P63V5)

380 The U.S. will blame this submersible and its captain for the explosions on the Nordstream pipelines.

He can't defend himself.

Perfect for the CIA.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (lf83v)

381 Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs. ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (qfLjt)

Oh, is it jiggy in overalls again, ? who now doubt is a true conservative gal through and through..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (Keyt1)

382 Let's go on a helicopter ride, she said.

It will be fun, she said.
Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

***

Brutal

Posted by: Paul Walker and James Dean at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (flINI)

383 Look no more.

https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 01:52 PM (gf7Ez)

I've watched this ten times and still can't figure out what she is saying.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (aD39U)

384 1. The OceanGate CEO is on the sub with the other four.
2. The OceanGate website link for "OceanGate Gear" is not functional.
3. The OceanGate Careers link shows three positions available.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (pn+sm)

385 >Biden Ignores Law Requiring The Government to...

why not
he won't get called on it

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8)

386 >> Let's go on a helicopter ride, she said.

It will be fun, she said.
Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

Close her up. We have a ThreadWinner.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (Lh+IR)

387
Oh, and a cat named Chairman Meow. He always has cool names for his pets.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

388 No kidding Sundowner makes up his own lass

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (GPcmN)

389 The NYT is so obvious and inane. Their Hunter Biden story is headlined "The Outcome Focuses Attention On Whether Hunter Biden Got A Better Deal Than The Average Person Would Get"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (iSeMO)

390
North Texas is an 11.
No shit. That's on the Weather Channel.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (P63V5)

It's like the sun has never shined in Texas before. Now they're just making shit up.

This is getting embarrassing. I watched some of the US Open over the weekend and they kept scrolling all the HEAT ADVISORIES!!!!!! across the top of the screen.

Really? It's JUNE in TEXAS. It gets hot EVERY SUMMER.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

391 Does the Bermuda Triangle extend to the North Atlantic?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (lf83v)

392 I've watched this ten times and still can't figure out what she is saying.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (aD39U)
------------
She makes more sense with the sound off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (fxrF8)

393 >>" The congressman said, "Biden cannot continue to ignore this overwhelming bipartisan consensus"

Watch

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (geLO8)

394 381 Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs. ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (qfLjt)

Oh, is it jiggy in overalls again, ? who now doubt is a true conservative gal through and through..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (Keyt1)

I do appreciate that Fen takes the time to view the links so she knows exactly what she's to be upset about.

Putting in the work.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

395 Did we also mention that they are prosecuting Trump because he didn't follow the law?

But, "respect the rule of law!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (ISi6R)

396
Congress is talking about applying for an emergence order compelling the Executive Branch to obey the law.

I know! Let's pass a law to make an illegal action even illegaller! That'll teach 'em.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (n+4am)

397 FDR’s disease was liberalism. And he gave it to the whole country.

Wish that effer had died long before he ever touched elective office.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:25 PM (znF4D)

398 She makes more sense with the sound off.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (fxrF

There's sound? I was trying to tit-read.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:25 PM (aD39U)

399 I've watched this ten times and still can't figure out what she is saying.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (aD39U)

***

She said something?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:25 PM (flINI)

400 294 Submarine Spoilers: they're Dead, Jim.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:09 PM (zgWR7)

That's my guess, too.

Posted by: a.moron at June 20, 2023 02:25 PM (tu3iY)

401
There's sound? I was trying to tit-read.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:25 PM (aD39U)

I find it too muffled with the nipples covered like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

402 It's a woke remake. Ginger is played by Carrot Top in a dress.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (zgWR7)

403 There's sound? I was trying to tit-read.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Braille is underrated.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (P63V5)

404 Coast Guard admits it may not be able to rescue five people on board missing Titanic tourist sub even IF they find it

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (geLO8)

405 Don't release the Krakken!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (lf83v)

406 There's sound? I was trying to tit-read.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:25 PM (aD39U)

I find it too muffled with the nipples covered like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
---
See! Masking makes it harder to communicate!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (YIVH2)

407 think everything related to actions by the Biden regime should say something like "Biden regime ignores....." because as a poster above noted, Biden isn't doing anything but reading what's handed to him-(sometimes). All the decisions are orchestrated by the cabal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (Keyt1)

Is a phony president illegal? I mean a particular man is elected but at no point does he make any decisions. All decisions are made by a shadowy, ununelected cabal.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (VdGjU)

408 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

Actually; I don't. I skip a lot of Mannix's boobettes and I think this one came from somebody else. The description seemed to imply it was a link I looked at once, and I'm not particularly upset.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (Keyt1)

409 I thought no one was above the law.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Heaving Bosom > Jiggly Tits.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (aD39U)

411

Sure is lonely down here, isn't it boys? And so hot! I'm so sweaty...

*Takes off clothes*

Posted by: Fey Submariner at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (PLQCb)

412 382 Let's go on a helicopter ride, she said.

It will be fun, she said.
Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

***

Brutal
Posted by: Paul Walker and James Dean at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (flINI)

Come, let us take you to a different plane of existence....
--Patsy Cline
--Buddy Holly
--John Denver

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

413 365 Why do I have the feeling that shitty sub wasn't tested at the depths they took it to prior to this trip.

Billionaires dying doing billionaire things doesn't move my GAS needle very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep. Do not care. The more I read on it it was totally a tourist trip guided as research and((((((exploration)))))).

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2023 02:28 PM (eQ6ht)

414 --John Denver
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

John Denver was self inflicted

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 02:28 PM (bs+z0)

415 Ah, a Mormon cricket thread!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 20, 2023 02:28 PM (Xrfse)

416 Don't release the Krakken!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

*my pet name for intestinal gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:28 PM (P63V5)

417 Billionaires dying doing billionaire things doesn't move my GAS needle very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Sub to the Titanic?
I'd rather ride a penis rocket into space.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at June 20, 2023 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

418 382 Let's go on a helicopter ride, she said.

It will be fun, she said.
Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

***

Brutal
Posted by: Paul Walker and James Dean at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (flINI)

Come, let us take you to a different plane of existence....
--Patsy Cline
--Buddy Holly
--John Denver
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

***

Fuck you guys...

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

419 The longer this kind of lawless crap goes on, the more I think Sovereign Citizens may be on to something.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (2YtOq)

420 Bet the hull of the homemade sub suffered a catastrophic breach. The sub was so small the thing being crushed wasn't picked up by sonar. People have heard large subs being crushed but this thing is the size of a van. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (W1/AW)

421 Authorities busted a Democratic donor for allegedly starting a "ginormous inferno" in Yosemite National Park. Democratic politicians had insisted climate change was to blame for the blaze, which destroyed more than 100 homes and injured several firefighters in July 2022.

Edward Fredrick Wackerman (his actual name) of Mariposa, Calif., faces a number of charges including aggravated arson following his arrest on Friday.

By the numbers: The arson suspect has donated $1,775 to Democratic candidates and committees since 2020, government records show, including a $1,000 donation to Tim Ryan's failed U.S. Senate campaign in 2022 and $400 to the Lincoln Project, a disgraced liberal super PAC.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (RHGPo)

422 341 A three hour tour, may ass.

Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023 02:17 PM (aD39U)
----
Then, shalt thou count to three
No more. No less.
Three shalt be the
number thou shalt count,
and the number of the
counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou
then proceed to three.
Five is right out.

..... and they lied.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I really hate germs. ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (qfLjt)

423
Billionaires dying doing billionaire things doesn't move my GAS needle very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Sure enough. But it is really cool. Gotta respect that urge to wild and crazy shit. As long as it doesn't hurt other people.

I'm looking at you, Other Billionaires.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (oINRc)

424 I know it's from back in the Old Days before the web, but they should look up June of 1980, when it was well over 100 almost every day for the entire month of June in Texas, Louisiana, and points surrounding.

This June ain't even a tiny fraction of that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (zgWR7)

425 Let's go on a helicopter ride, she said.

It will be fun, she said.
Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (guGkK)

Word.

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (Lu0ZI)

426 ---
See! Masking makes it harder to communicate!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (YIVH2)

because it seems fitting.......

https://youtu.be/Q7DniRWRA7s

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

427 They are another victim of the Newfoundland Triangle.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (YW5wb)

428 Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

She had blue eyes... One blew this way and one blew that way

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

429 That is a wondrous sight BUT it appeared on these blogs before. The jiggling is momentous. She could sell anything door-to-door as long as it required a long explanation and eja ..... wait ... gesticulations.
Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs. ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:20 PM (qfLjt)

He blurb bio on... either instagram or twitter mentioned PLayboy, but I have as yet been unable to find corroborating photos in my research. I will continue to keep the horde apprised of my findings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

430 Fuck you guys...

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

What she said.
~ Randy Rhodes

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (OgrpQ)

431 1. The OceanGate CEO is on the sub with the other four.
2. The OceanGate website link for "OceanGate Gear" is not functional.
3. The OceanGate Careers link shows three positions available.
Posted by: ZOD

That's Chuy level cruelty.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (P63V5)

432 All you need is a rope, a doorknob and your dick - David Carradine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (W1/AW)

433 Well that titanic shit is right out.
How about going over Niagara falls in a barrel?

Posted by: OceanGate at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (D+e7M)

434 It WAS the size of a van. Now it's the size of a flat piece of sheet metal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (zgWR7)

435 Bet the hull of the homemade sub suffered a catastrophic breach. The sub was so small the thing being crushed wasn't picked up by sonar. People have heard large subs being crushed but this thing is the size of a van. RIP
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (W1/AW)

We can only hope that there were ample cans of Flex-Seal onboard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (guGkK)

436 She had blue eyes... One blew this way and one blew that way

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

Why did NASA get sponsored by Sprite? Because they couldn't get 7-up.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (OgrpQ)

437 430 Fuck you guys...

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

What she said.
~ Randy Rhodes
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (OgrpQ)

Catch you after my traffic report.

Posted by: Susan waldman at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (eQ6ht)

438 Fuck you guys...

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe

Well, if you wouldn't have spent your summer vacation ALL OVER FLORIDA!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (P63V5)

439 Oh, and a cat named Chairman Meow. He always has cool names for his pets.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:24

Commie neighbors named their a**hole cat. Alger.

Get it. Alger Hiss.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (8vzCZ)

440 I have a lot of respect for submariners. There's a high risk of death, and some risk of a truly horrible death.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

I died of boredom dozens of times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (we8o1)

441 428 Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

She had blue eyes... One blew this way and one blew that way
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

You guys are killing me. I'm LMAO and my coworkers are looking at me wondering what's up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

442
As Mrs928 noted, if the pilot quickly murdered the passengers, he could last a lot longer waiting for rescue.

there's a Twilight Zone episode in that.

I Shot an Arrow into the Air

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734575

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (63Dwl)

443 Overalls Girl is back????

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (znF4D)

444 The sub is not real. Manufactured story to distract and make money with a ratings spike. Then something else manufactured and another production and another. All lies. People play along for $$$.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (453+A)

445 I have to spend $21824 on a new AC system

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO8)

446 Biden ignores law.... yeah, about those spending cuts in the debt ceiling deal...

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (iOt02)

447 435 . . . We can only hope that there were ample cans of Flex-Seal onboard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
___________

Speaking of ample cans . . .

Ah, forget it. I've already posted the link today.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (gf7Ez)

448 She had blue eyes... One blew this way and one blew that way
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

___

Said on the way out the door...

Honey, make sure to feed the dogs, I'll take care of the fish

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (flINI)

449 Overalls girl > Cake girl

CHANGE MY MIND

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (guGkK)

450 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

SRV

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (VMFAF)

451 >>Overalls Girl is back????

Someone needs to put some quarters into the Magic Fingers Bed for her vids.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (Lh+IR)

452
Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (Lu0ZI)

453 I am the law!

Posted by: Judge Joe Dredd Biden at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (HiuPw)

454 Google killed WeaselZippers. I doubt it will be back, unless he can find some way to relaunch it on Twitter. But he'll zero revenue that way so I doubt he'll do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:01 PM (zgWR7)

He ought to move it to mu.nu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (LnuQ2)

455 3. The OceanGate Careers link shows three positions available. Posted by: ZOD
That's Chuy level cruelty.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:30 PM (P63V5)

One of those listed positions was not CEO.

Edited to read: The OceanGate Careers link shows four positions available.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (pn+sm)

456 Honey, make sure to feed the dogs, I'll take care of the fish

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (flINI)

Her favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (OgrpQ)

457 435 Bet the hull of the homemade sub suffered a catastrophic breach. The sub was so small the thing being crushed wasn't picked up by sonar. People have heard large subs being crushed but this thing is the size of a van. RIP
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (W1/AW)

We can only hope that there were ample cans of Flex-Seal onboard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (guGkK)

This. How many times had this tourist spa sub been down and back to the bottom. If they find anything, betting on structural fatigue.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (eQ6ht)

458 I guess they won't find that diamond this trip.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (unNJ9)

459 I think Overalls Girl is missing a tooth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (aD39U)

460 Oh, and a cat named Chairman Meow. He always has cool names for his pets.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023
*
Commie neighbors named their a**hole cat. Alger.

Get it. Alger Hiss.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023

***
There's a skinny shorthair stray cat I've been feeding and petting in my apartment complex. His fur is gray. So he is known as "Alfred the Gray."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

461 I only bemoan that my medical distrust extends to general doctoring. This country is good at treating cancer and some things but thanks to the general nodding along with the CDC for wu flu I don't trust any part of the medical industry anymore.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 20, 2023 02:12 PM (3cGpq)

Most western doctors nowadays are pushers who ascribe to the philosophy "a patient cured is a customer lost".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (we8o1)

462 Joe Biden just announced that his financial records were in that submersible.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (lf83v)

463 I coulda told ya.

Posted by: Bill Graham at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (D+e7M)

464 Said on the way out the door...

Honey, make sure to feed the dogs, I'll take care of the fish
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe

Oh.
Shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (P63V5)

465 >>That's Chuy level cruelty.

VDH needs a cigarette.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (Lh+IR)

466 A bombshell study from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has confirmed that the risk of autoimmune heart disease is 13,200% higher in people who are vaccinated for Covid.

The study found that the risk of myocarditis following mRNA Covid vaccination is around 133x greater than the background risk in the population.

The study was conducted by the CDC, FDA, and researchers from several top U.S. universities and hospitals.

Researchers examined the effects of vaccination with products manufactured by Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

467 449 Overalls girl > Cake girl

CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:33 PM (guGkK)

Hmmm. Cake Girl is a happy sort who did not get dressed up in pasties and overalls to do a rant video on how much men suck. She was happily presenting a cake pursuant to her dude's interests.

Cake Girl > Jigglealls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

468 If David Carradine had grown old what would he be doing these days?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (YW5wb)

469 There's a skinny shorthair stray cat I've been feeding and petting in my apartment complex. His fur is gray. So he is known as "Alfred the Gray."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Should have named him Earl.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (P63V5)

470 So Hu was Covid-19 Patient-0?

Hu?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (krQz2)

471 If David Carradine had grown old what would he be doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (P63V5)

472 464 Said on the way out the door...

Honey, make sure to feed the dogs, I'll take care of the fish
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe

Oh.
Shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (P63V5)

Damn. Shots fired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

473 Should have named him Earl.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (P63V5)

That's hot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (aD39U)

474 Cake girl makes cakes with themes matching the interests of her hubby. Puts her well ahead of every other female netizen out there.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (2YtOq)

475
Brutal
Posted by: Paul Walker and James Dean at June 20, 2023 02:23 PM (flINI)

Come, let us take you to a different plane of existence....
--Patsy Cline
--Buddy Holly
--John Denver
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

Fuck you guys...
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

I'll go along, but first I'm gonna have a drink...

Posted by: William Holden at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (n+4am)

476 So Hu was Covid-19 Patient-0?

Hu?
Posted by: Axeman

Mi.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (P63V5)

477 468 If David Carradine had grown old what would he be doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (YW5wb)

He was already kind of old when he choked himself out... choking himself out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

478 So Hu was Covid-19 Patient-0?

Hu?
Posted by: Axeman

Hu

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (Lu0ZI)

479 Wow, horde mind regarding cake girl.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (2YtOq)

480 Is it cold down there? Let me get my scarf.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (aD39U)

481 Hu's next?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (krQz2)

482 If David Carradine had grown old what would he be doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (YW5wb)

***

I am going to go with shampooing the Buffalo

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (flINI)

483 There's a skinny shorthair stray cat I've been feeding and petting in my apartment complex. His fur is gray. So he is known as "Alfred the Gray."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)
---
That's how they getcha! I fed/petted a stray cat over Christmas and shortly thereafter she moved in and took over three rooms of my house.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)

484 474 Cake girl makes cakes with themes matching the interests of her hubby. Puts her well ahead of every other female netizen out there.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (2YtOq)

*psst* '...aside from our own beautiful 'ettes, that is.'

Posted by: AOSHQ Agent in charge of Blog Harmony at June 20, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

485 For the sake of the occupants of the Ocean Gate submersible, if it had a catastrophic failure of the carbon fiber pressure hull, at 12,000 ft. depth, death would be instantaneous. Better than running out of air.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:38 PM (zlq/m)

486 I Shot an Arrow into the Air
www.imdb.com/title/tt0734575
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (63Dwl)

Isn't that the one where he kills the others in the crew only to find out later as he marches on that he is on the outskirts of Flashlight, Nevada?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2023 02:38 PM (HiuPw)

487 445 I have to spend $21824 on a new AC system

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO

OUCH! Do you need to replace the entire system? Can you just replace whatever broke?

Posted by: a.moron at June 20, 2023 02:38 PM (tu3iY)

488 yeah, agree w/ Aetius, Cake Girl wins by a big margin.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 02:38 PM (dwh5k)

489 475
.....
Fuck you guys...
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

I'll go along, but first I'm gonna have a drink...
Posted by: William Holden at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (n+4am)

I'll be along in a minute. Just want to take a quick dip.

Posted by: Natalie Wood at June 20, 2023 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

490 For the sake of the occupants of the Ocean Gate submersible, if it had a catastrophic failure of the carbon fiber pressure hull, at 12,000 ft. depth, death would be instantaneous. Better than running out of air.
Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:38 PM (zlq/m)

I don't know. Would it be possible to hold your breath long enough to swim the two miles to the surface?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:39 PM (guGkK)

491 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (gf7Ez)

492 Can I call you back ? Robert Kennedy's at the door

Posted by: Marilyn at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (bs+z0)

493 Nood!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (P63V5)

494 Fuck you guys...

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe
---
Wow, I didn't expect you to blow up on us like that!

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (krQz2)

495 Fuck you guys...
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 02:29 PM (flINI)

I'll go along, but first I'm gonna have a drink...
Posted by: William Holden at June 20, 2023 02:36 PM (n+4am)

I'll be along in a minute. Just want to take a quick dip.
Posted by: Natalie Wood at June 20, 2023 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

*sniff* You know, I think I got a cold.

Posted by: Jim Henson at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

496 That's how they getcha! I fed/petted a stray cat over Christmas and shortly thereafter she moved in and took over three rooms of my house.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)

Just 3 rooms? My two have the whole house. They just let me live there only because I feed them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

497 The study found that the risk of myocarditis following mRNA Covid vaccination is around 133x greater than the background risk in the population.

The study was conducted by the CDC, FDA, and researchers from several top U.S. universities and hospitals.

Researchers examined the effects of vaccination with products manufactured by Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2023 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

And they COULD'VE blamed Trump, but no. they saved it for Biden.

LULZ!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

498
Is it cold down there? Let me get my scarf.
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at June 20, 2023 02:37 PM (aD39U)

It's all right, darling. I'll drive.

Posted by: Grace Kelley at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (n+4am)

499 >OUCH! Do you need to replace the entire system? Can you just replace whatever broke?

Posted by: a.moron

it's 38 years old and failed twice in 2 days
tired of fixing it every 2 or 3 years
time for new

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8)

500 Waiter, I'll just have a sandwich.

Posted by: Mama Cass at June 20, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8)

501 COVID was created in a Chinese lab using American money.

100% true. But, now ask this question: What other biolabs exist in the world today funded by the USA doing this illegal/immoral/risky research in the world? These won't be NATO countries as it is against the NATO treaty for fellow countries to partake in this research. So, this leaves China, Ukraine? Any in African countries? South America?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

Yes I have heard of Biolabs being placed in African countries.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (eoQWY)

502 nood Hunter II: The Enfuckening

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (Vwz3I)

503 One of the sensible Eastern European countries should try Fauci in absentia for crimes against humanity, convict him, and then let involuntary flight schedules take care of the rest.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 02:21 PM (gf7Ez)

We are running low of even those. For a while Poland was, but they are all in on the Anti Russian train now thus breaking up the forming bloc of East European skeptics of EU policies.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (eoQWY)

504 A three hour tour, may ass.
Posted by: Hamish Harding at June 20, 2023

That's almost enough ass for a Kardashian.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (VdGjU)

505 There's a skinny shorthair stray cat I've been feeding and petting in my apartment complex. His fur is gray. So he is known as "Alfred the Gray."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)
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That's how they getcha! I fed/petted a stray cat over Christmas and shortly thereafter she moved in and took over three rooms of my house.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023

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With my current feline complement of two in a two-room apartment, there is no way I can take aboard a third. I keep trying to convince Miss Linda, who is currently cat free, to adopt Alfred. But she likes having the fun of petting and playing with mine, while skipping the responsibilities. I'm gonna task her with cleaning the litterbox once a day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

506 404 Coast Guard admits it may not be able to rescue five people on board missing Titanic tourist sub even IF they find it

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 02:26 PM (geLO

The Coast Guard is currently conducting a human remains search but won't admit that until Friday morning. Anyone alive after comms were lost would have begun banging a hammer on the metal hatch non-stop, for as long as the O2 lasts. USCG and USN haven't reported hearing anything on sonobuoys or surface vessels. I hope for the best but fear the worst has happened.

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (AMIL/)

507 "Mannix's boobettes"

Heh.

Posted by: Beavis at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (n9lXk)

508 There's a skinny shorthair stray cat I've been feeding and petting in my apartment complex. His fur is gray. So he is known as "Alfred the Gray."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)
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We have two strays we feed, that sort of live in the yard. Mr Gray has been here probably a couple of years. Occasionally disappears for days on end. A few months ago he brought back a girlfriend, very tame, will come on laps, so probably is/was someone's pet. She seems to be living in our yard permanently. No name yet.

Posted by: Ciampino --- I really hate germs. ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (qfLjt)

509 It WAS the size of a van. Now it's the size of a flat piece of sheet metal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2023 02:31 PM (zgWR7)

It doesn't necessarily have to get crushed. Imagine seepage through an ill-fitting door gasket. Water seeping in at 400 atmospheres pressure. If they can't surface in time, it's all over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (NfL+8)

510 "But she likes having the fun of petting and playing with mine, while skipping the responsibilities."

The best pets and boats belong to other people.

Posted by: It is known at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (n9lXk)

511 Don't flush at max depth!

Posted by: Scorpion at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (8i+57)

512

DOJ Eats More Poo Poo dan Me! 💩

Posted by: Ugandan Homo at June 20, 2023 03:13 PM (PLQCb)

513 Maybe the ChiComs are holding Blinken hostage.
Oh, well. Anyway.

Posted by: m at June 20, 2023 04:38 PM (AOrJZ)

514 13 *adopts lotus pose, chants ommmmmmmm, in vain attempt to regulate blood pressure*

And you're doing that while you're typing? Wow.

Posted by: m at June 20, 2023 04:42 PM (AOrJZ)

515 Is Avril Haines a partisan hack? How long has she known about Fauci working with the Chinese to develop a bio-weapon? Why has the FBI not arrested Fauci on espionage and terrorism charges?

Posted by: william ferrin at June 20, 2023 05:00 PM (FtU33)

516 Just the way Clinton(Bill)and Obama ignored the U.S. Constitution passing Gun Control and stealing more land for their National Monuments and what ever they want to appease the UN and the Eco-Freaks

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 20, 2023 05:25 PM (wGqjj)

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