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Ace of Spades Pet Threat, June 24

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Meet The PetMorons

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From Jewells:

This is Cora, a chiweenie whose owner passed away. She was definitely well fed so she will be on a diet for awhile! Very sweet and a cuddle bug. She's has already been integrated with Audrey who now share a room together!

What eyes on that little dog! Looks like she will get along fine with Audrey!

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Hi K.T.,

Been a few years since i sent in my Petmoron contribution.

Attached is JoeBeau, our rescue beagle. I call this pic, Dog Save the King, as Mrs. Goatexchange is a Brit, naturalized American.

Thank you!!

Goatexchange

A great photo of a great dog!

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Hi,

This is a before and after of Mom's half St. Bernard half border collie Sebastian (named for Sebastian Bach, and he's loud enough to merit it).

Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

Wow. Too cute for words as a puppy, and a beautiful dog, too! And I like the name.

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My Idaho Dobbies

Geddy watching the new chicks (she thinks they're snack food), Bailey laying in the sedum feeling like a princess and Charlie lounging after chasing the birds (she hasn't caught one yet).

S.Lynn, Idaho

Handsom dogs, as always.

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What a great collection of dogs today! Thank you for sharing your pets with us. Where are our feline friends? Chickens should be coming up next week . . .

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, June 17

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Nice Pets Y’all!…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2023 03:14 PM (R/m4+)

2 Just in case anyone ever needs to fly overseas with their dogehs or kitties with a minimum of fuss, check out k9jets.com.

You'll write a monster check but it does include an open bar so there's that.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2023 03:15 PM (c+w3Q)

3 Lovely pets.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 24, 2023 03:19 PM (VdGjU)

4 Wow, JoeBeau looks almost exactly like my late beagle Buck!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2023 03:21 PM (I1Wgu)

5 Some good looking critters. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Ah, pets. at June 24, 2023 03:24 PM (AJ2DX)

6 What's a Pet Threat?

Feed me or I'lll barf in your house slippers!?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2023 03:27 PM (kXYt5)

7 Handsome dogs this week.

Good boy status:

[ x ] noted

[ ] not noted

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2023 03:27 PM (KFhLj)

8 Don't all dogs have to smell all the things? There could be something stinky to roll in.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 24, 2023 03:27 PM (llON8)

9 6 What's a Pet Threat?

Feed me or I'lll barf in your house slippers!?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2023 03:27 PM (kXYt5)

That's a nice pair of wingtip Oxfords, Muldoon.

Be a shame if anything... happened to them.

Posted by: Cold, Pale Eyes of hungry Husky at June 24, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

10 I heard this morning about a help wanted add for a dog watcher posted by a couple in London.
This person would be fully responsible for the care of the family dog.
He would have to feed and water the dog. Buy the dog food and make sure the food was the best. They would to walk the dog and arrange doggie play dates. He would also be required to go along on holiday trips.
Compensation would be a cottage to live in and $127,000 annually.
Wow! But why do they have a dog when they don't want to have anything to do with it.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 24, 2023 03:32 PM (VdGjU)

11 Walk time estimate seems about right. Our bernedoodle is in the throes of second heat, but not yet 18 months . . so breeder sez we wait until next time.

So another week or two of walk, stop to sniff the air, walk, stop to mark, walk, stop to sniff a light pole, walk, stop to groom the privates looms.

Luckily she's not too crazy while in the house.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2023 03:33 PM (B3GFz)

12 Muldoon!

How have you been?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 24, 2023 03:34 PM (u82oZ)

13 Muldoon's dog has enough fur to thrive in the Arctic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 24, 2023 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

14 Great Pets !

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2023 03:35 PM (T4tVD)

15 Pets!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 24, 2023 03:35 PM (uHAQV)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2023 03:36 PM (T4tVD)

17
Delilah lost today to a dog she shouldn't have lost to under a judge who we knew would do this. One grand champion point instead of four. Them's the breaks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2023 03:38 PM (MoZTd)

18 Wow! But why do they have a dog when they don't want to have anything to do with it.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

Owning a dog for this couple gains them status points in their circle. Sad.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2023 03:39 PM (c+w3Q)

19
Cold, windy and raining and Mr. Titan would say, "Here? No. Here? No. Oooh, this is interesting!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2023 03:40 PM (MoZTd)

20 'The name's Beagle. Buck Beagle.' That is so cool.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2023 03:40 PM (4svuj)

21 17
Delilah lost today to a dog she shouldn't have lost to under a judge who we knew would do this. One grand champion point instead of four. Them's the breaks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2023 03:38 PM (MoZTd)

Does the judge have something against Delilah? How can you not give the best dog the win?

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2023 03:41 PM (JrN/x)

22 Hey, a nice assortment of pets today!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, friend to cats, lover of dogs at June 24, 2023 03:42 PM (MeG8a)

23 Delilah lost today to a dog she shouldn't have lost to under a judge who we knew would do this. One grand champion point instead of four. Them's the breaks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2023 03:38 PM (MoZTd)

Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: Also, bitches at June 24, 2023 03:43 PM (AJ2DX)

24 Hadrian, Jordan 61 needs to send in secret agent Buck Beagle to snatch a knot in that judges ass.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2023 03:45 PM (4svuj)

25
Bitches, man. Bitches.
Posted by: Also, bitches at June 24, 2023 03:43 PM (AJ2DX)

__________

The judge had Kate Upton in the ring and gave it to Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)

26 There are apparently an infinity of interesting aromas. I learned this from my dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2023 03:45 PM (g75ie)

27 2 Just in case anyone ever needs to fly overseas with their dogehs or kitties with a minimum of fuss, check out k9jets.com.

You'll write a monster check but it does include an open bar so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2023 03:15 PM (c+w3Q)

I should add to that: check the embassy webpage of the country to which you are flying to see the rules and regs of bringing pets. Some places have quarantines, some don't, others require a lot more shots/paperwork from Dept of Agriculture in addition to vet papers. Give yourself plenty of time to get this done and have triplicate papers when you deal with the airlines and customs of your arrival destination. And if you are going to Europe/Mideast, fly through Frankfurt. They take amazing care of pets at the airport there.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2023 03:46 PM (JrN/x)

28 yo

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2023 03:47 PM (us2H3)

29 Delilah lost today to a dog she shouldn't have lost to under a judge who we knew would do this.
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Hawaiian, by chance?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2023 03:47 PM (g75ie)

30 Really cute doggehs today

Where are my felines at??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2023 03:48 PM (RIvkX)

31 doggies smelling and peeing is their communication system


which is a million times more accurate than the internets

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2023 03:48 PM (us2H3)

32 Doggehs!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2023 03:50 PM (8nALg)

33 Meow! (not enough kittuhs)

Afternoon'
(sips coffee)

Here are some Pallas kittuhs!

https://youtu.be/32QsSxsYvPA

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2023 03:51 PM (sAmhv)

34 Aww! The puppies! I miss my Doberman badly.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2023 03:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 Yay pet thread!

I will meet Cora this Tuesday. Daughter already met her and wanted to bring her home!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 24, 2023 03:59 PM (5iFFd)

36 Afternoon, folken! As some of you may remember, Dagny Sophia the Siberian kitten was slated for her snip yesterday. She came through with no troubles, no need for home meds, etc. They sent me home with the plastic cone for her ($13), but when we tried putting it on her she freaked! She raced back and forth around my place, trying to outrun this *thing* around her head, thus defeating the purpose of trying to keep her from being too active. We snared her and got it off. She shows no interest in her incision, so maybe it wasn't needed.

Since then she's been resting, sleeping, and eating. She doesn't seem to hate me, and is less active since her "brother" Stirling is off to a few days of "summer camp" at Miss Linda's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 04:03 PM (omVj0)

37 Happy Caturday everyone

If you nissed last evening Cafe
Simon 's cat cartoons
https://youtu.be/I4AgK_g5ciI

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2023 04:04 PM (xhxe8)

38 That driving time is wrong. Jake wants to stop at every rest stop and he expects one every 20 miles. It adds to the trip

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2023 04:12 PM (ouTlx)

39 On top of everything else, little Dagny is a bit more affectionate to me: She doesn't sleep with me, never really has, but she's sprawled, dozing, on the cushion next to me on the couch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 04:19 PM (omVj0)

40 Wolfus, Mrs. E had a rescue some jackass threw out, orange stripedy lomghair tomcat. He hung around almost 3 weeks before meeting another well-known moron who said he'd him. Yesterday he was snipped, tested, vaccinated, and tattooed. The tomcat, not the moron. This must be part cooncat cause his paws are big as a biscuit. I expect him to grow big. Maybe this moron will send KT some cat pictures.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2023 04:21 PM (4svuj)

41 I’m trying to figure out who can take my kittehs in the event of my demise and adjust my Will accordingly with the financial aspects. They would have to stay together. Hopefully I will outlive them but you never know. I am over 29.

Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2023 04:23 PM (MNhXM)

42 Wow,,. I would take that dog-care job!
Saw two beautiful Shi Tzus on my walk today, and a gorgeous young Shiba. I told two of the lucky owners that I’d picked a good day for a botanical-garden stroll. One woman replied, “I think we’re having a parade.” The pets here would’ve made it perfect.

Posted by: LadyS at June 24, 2023 04:28 PM (oq25h)

43 That art project where the student got an "F" hits home...

I have a picture of Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) very similar to that....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2023 04:31 PM (YIVH2)

44 Wolfus, Mrs. E had a rescue some jackass threw out, orange stripedy lomghair tomcat. He hung around almost 3 weeks before meeting another well-known moron who said he'd him. Yesterday he was snipped, tested, vaccinated, and tattooed. The tomcat, not the moron. This must be part cooncat cause his paws are big as a biscuit. I expect him to grow big. Maybe this moron will send KT some cat pictures.
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2023


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He sounds like my long-ago buddy red tabby-with-white Arizona, who was an SPCA Special -- a tiny bright-eyed kitten with big ears and paws. I didn't know he'd be longhaired; I'd never had a longhair before and thought his coat was just kitten fuzzies. He grew like a weed into a beautiful collie-like part-Coon, 14 lbs. and not fat. And my late Wolf, longhaired and black, was another abandoned cat (though as an adult). Sometimes they, and we, get lucky.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 04:32 PM (omVj0)

45 That art project where the student got an "F" hits home...

I have a picture of Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) very similar to that....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2023


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That white-and-black looks much like my late Chekov. Though a good part of his barrel-shape was from his breed, Siberian, and even more was from his thick triple coat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 04:34 PM (omVj0)

46 We snared her and got it off. She shows no interest in her incision, so maybe it wasn't needed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 04:03 PM (omVj0)

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None of my cats needed the Cone of Shame when they were snipped. They licked the site of the incision a few times and that was about it.

I still have few pics of my first cat, Penny with a bald belly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2023 04:35 PM (YIVH2)

47 I am probably going to move the stray, that I call Mr. Trouble, into the house come cold weather. He could belong to a neighbor but I'm sure I saw him out across the street during below freezing weather. He's a young tom and thinks I have great cat food. I am starting to get him used to the idea that Jake won't hurt him. Meanwhile, I do have an outside cat house set up for him. He likes to hang out in the weeds at the back of the place. When the time comes, I'll take him in, have him neutered and chipped, and get his shots.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2023 04:36 PM (ouTlx)

48 I always wanted a long-haired kitty, Wolfus, but my two shorties are good ones. Glad Dagny is recovering well from the spaying procedure.

Posted by: LadyS at June 24, 2023 04:37 PM (oq25h)

49 The doggehs decided we should go inside to drink beer and eat chicharonnes. Can't say I disagree.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2023 04:40 PM (YRsIm)

50 Mr. Trouble: I like that.
How is Paisley, lurkerfromthenorth guy?

Posted by: LadyS at June 24, 2023 04:40 PM (oq25h)

51 >>>Ace of Spades Pet Threat, June 24

LOL

Posted by: m at June 24, 2023 04:41 PM (30MvH)

52 I always wanted a long-haired kitty, Wolfus, but my two shorties are good ones. Glad Dagny is recovering well from the spaying procedure.
Posted by: LadyS at June 24, 2023


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Both Stirling and Dagny like hanging out in their carriers, and so it's no trouble getting them in. After the battles I've had with other felines, I'm very pleased. Dagny seems to have taken the trip, the handling by strange humans, and the quiet recovery without Stirling all in her stride.

Ever since Arizona, I've considered longhairs to be the best. Sometimes they get stuff in their fur and have to have it snipped out. But most of mine did not need regular brushing -- they had silky fur rather than Persian fur, which does mat and tangle. And though I've loved all my shorthairs, longhaired cats look more . . . filled out, somehow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 04:43 PM (omVj0)

53 Mr. Trouble: I like that.
How is Paisley, lurkerfromthenorth guy?
Posted by: LadyS at June

She loves me. Likes to be near me.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 24, 2023 04:44 PM (VdGjU)

54 HOBBY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2023 04:47 PM (xhxe8)

55 Had to laugh at the cat drawing, because Della lies on her back like a bloated tick, too. Gotta take a pic of that and send it in.

Purry (aka Special Boy) is the opposite - a real lean machine.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 24, 2023 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)

56 He's Mr Trouble because he already hooked Jake in the eye. So I would have Jake out and see him at the back of the place, headed for the house and I'd say "Here comes trouble". Kinda stuck. He seems pretty smart, understands that Jake is out on a lead. But it will be a slow process to move him inside and I'll have to do that to have him neutered. And tom cats outside don't have long lives.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2023 04:50 PM (ouTlx)

57 Just came in from the lake. What a great looking group of dog moronimals!!

Lots of dead minnows floating on the lake. Usually don't see this until 2d-3d week of July. Climate change?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 24, 2023 04:50 PM (0hf1+)

58 53. Excellent. You obviously love her too, and I enjoy reading about her here.

Posted by: LadyS at June 24, 2023 04:51 PM (oq25h)

59 The outdoor cat house will still come in handy as I found a big black and white cat eating out back too. But my soft spot is grey cats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2023 04:55 PM (ouTlx)

60 But my soft spot is grey cats.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2023


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The stray, not feral, I've nicknamed Alfred the Gray i(shorthaired, skinny, but bright-eyed) s still visiting nearly every day for dry food on the step. I cannot take him in; two cats is my limit, and that's pushing it, in a two-room apartment. (I haven't crossed into the territory of the Crazy Cat People, but with a spyglass I can see the border from here.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2023 05:02 PM (omVj0)

61 You need to move and bring him with you! This cat is skinny and I can't seem to put any weight on him. He was put trying to catch birds at the bird feeder when I first noticed him. But he's friendly and comes in for pets now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2023 05:08 PM (ouTlx)

62 Doggonit. Slept through the pet thread again.

Such a hot day Daisy didn't even get me up as usual.

Posted by: mindful webworker - doggone goodness at June 24, 2023 05:29 PM (vD+o9)

63 Looks like everyone’s moved on, now that I’m back to this thread. Oh, well. I always enjoy this one!

Posted by: LadyS at June 24, 2023 06:08 PM (oq25h)

64 Pet threaT?

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at June 24, 2023 06:21 PM (2wS81)

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