6/17/23 EMT

One shopping day until Father's day.

You know what we really want.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:59 AM

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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 06:00 AM (xhxe8)

2 Good morning again. Time for my scone or scones.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:02 AM (RIvkX)

3
95 95 95 yeah

Posted by: John Festterman at June 17, 2023 06:04 AM (enJYY)

4 Today's "Our Daily Bread" devotional"! On the power of voice. The passage is from the prophet
Jeremiah:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfdfdft

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:04 AM (BI0hn)

5
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2023 06:04 AM (ENBF0)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2023 06:06 AM (T4tVD)

7 #2 or toasted cinnamon bagel

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 06:09 AM (xhxe8)

8 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 17, 2023 06:09 AM (cknjq)

9 That's tomorrow? Darn. The kittens haven't done their shopping for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 17, 2023 06:10 AM (omVj0)

10 Bigger than our fears:

A devotional by someone from Texas who was affected by anxiety and found comfort and encouragement in her faith and scripture:

https://tinyurl.com/3cruze96

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:10 AM (BI0hn)

11 So, insomnia has won again. Drat.

Posted by: tbodie..Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 17, 2023 06:14 AM (h5oMG)

12 My campaign kick off starts today. If you could pray for the protection of all the candidates there ( other people running for various office will be there too. I'm used to speaking but not in running for political office. I am thinking of telling a silly joke- like I use here to lessen my anxiety, but not this one:

Why can't people in Congress be vegans?

Because of all the turkeys playing chicken in a beef over pork is pretty fishy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:17 AM (8ZQ3G)

13 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 17, 2023 06:18 AM (dviUY)

14
Babylon Bee says that San Francisco has a good chance of surviving - if it moves to Texas.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:18 AM (enJYY)

15 Newsom's Corollary to Costanza's Law:

Its not a failure, if you believe its a success.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:18 AM (RIvkX)

16 Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:17 AM (8ZQ3G)

what office are you seeking?

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2023 06:18 AM (cHi5r)

17 yay EMT

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:19 AM (BRHaw)

18 14
Babylon Bee says that San Francisco has a good chance of surviving - if it moves to Texas.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:18 AM (enJYY)

They could move it to Houston and hopefully it will get nuked before BJL is mayor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:20 AM (BRHaw)

19 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

In use.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2023 06:20 AM (T4tVD)

20 I kept posting on the other thread, I didn't realize Skip had announced the EMT. I rarely post on these early threads so not acquainted with the drill

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2023 06:21 AM (cHi5r)

21 French toast with maple syrup?

Posted by: zonedar at June 17, 2023 06:21 AM (1FeMc)

22 Just don't mention scrapple and you'll be fine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:21 AM (RIvkX)

23 When the rest of the world comes to the realization that China and the US were cooperating on GoF research that led to the COVID outbreak, it's gonna be ugly.

https://tinyurl.com/4cdhrxp5

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2023 06:22 AM (YRsIm)

24 Vote for me. I'm not as corrupt as my opponent.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 17, 2023 06:22 AM (dviUY)

25 So, ‘you know what we really want’ brings up a lot of images.

Posted by: UnkleSteve at June 17, 2023 06:22 AM (t9mSz)

26 And probably self filled yesterday JT

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 06:23 AM (xhxe8)

27 Posted by: kallisto

Township Commitee for a year term because of someone who resigned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:23 AM (8ZQ3G)

28 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are called 'f*****g grifters' by Spotify executive Bill Simmons after their $20M Archetypes podcast was axed for 'not meeting productivity benchmarks'

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:24 AM (BRHaw)

29 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are called 'f*****g grifters' by Spotify executive Bill Simmons after their $20M Archetypes podcast was axed for 'not meeting productivity benchmarks'

ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:24 AM (BRHaw)
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Let me call the waaaahmbulance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:25 AM (RIvkX)

30 mornin yall. What kind of name is "Rene Rolando Guox-cos"?

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 06:25 AM (iayUP)

31 We know what Harry and Meghan are. We're just learning the price.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 17, 2023 06:26 AM (dviUY)

32 "Vote for me. I'm not as corrupt as my opponent."

Look, that strategy didn't work in 2020, and it's not going to work today, either.

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2023 06:26 AM (XabuO)

33
When the rest of the world comes to the realization that China and the US were cooperating on GoF research that led to the COVID outbreak, it's gonna be ugly.

Not just that, but for nearly 20 years they had been attempting to create a vaccine and had continually failed. Not just minor failure but the vaccines created 'enhanced disease'. Fauci knew this, but had patents that would garner him royalties on a massive scale if a vaccine was ever released.

"Take the money and run."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:26 AM (enJYY)

34 Vote for me. I'm not as corrupt as my opponent.

I just came on board so I don't even know who my opponent is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:26 AM (8ZQ3G)

35 Alright G D save the Queen, man.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:27 AM (BRHaw)

36 https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org capitulation to iran

Not sure if it's Barky, Deep State or both pushing to get Iran a Nuclear weapon but they are trying hard to do it.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 06:27 AM (xhxe8)

37 If they're in office, they're corrupt. Change my mind.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 17, 2023 06:28 AM (dviUY)

38 33
When the rest of the world comes to the realization that China and the US were cooperating on GoF research that led to the COVID outbreak, it's gonna be ugly.

Not just that, but for nearly 20 years they had been attempting to create a vaccine and had continually failed. Not just minor failure but the vaccines created 'enhanced disease'. Fauci knew this, but had patents that would garner him royalties on a massive scale if a vaccine was ever released.

"Take the money and run."
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:26 AM (enJYY)

The ESV and ADIS vax never ever worked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:28 AM (BRHaw)

39 So the other person running and I got text messages from people telling us to "eff off". Yay our side!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (8ZQ3G)

40 " $20M Archetypes podcast was axed for 'not meeting productivity benchmarks'"

Let me understand something. Did they have a "track record" of ever producing anything of value? I think you failed in "due diligence."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (vg8N1)

41 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (ju2Fy)

42 Fenelon what happened with the property your church was trying to sell?

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (iayUP)

43 Anheuser-Busch, Target and Kohls lost a collective $28.7 BILLION in market value since the beginning of April amid backlash over Pride campaigns and Dylan Mulvaney partnership

gooder

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:30 AM (BRHaw)

44 Special Election Fen?

That's the ticket. Get in with really low voter turnout and next year, you're the incumbent!

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:30 AM (vg8N1)

45 For Fen's campaign:

Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

46 40 " $20M Archetypes podcast was axed for 'not meeting productivity benchmarks'"

Let me understand something. Did they have a "track record" of ever producing anything of value? I think you failed in "due diligence."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (vg8N1)

Now do Bhuessein

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:31 AM (BRHaw)

47 In other news, Spotify has gotten up with fleas.

Posted by: A tale as old as time at June 17, 2023 06:32 AM (dviUY)

48 Boker Tov Patriots

105 days to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 06:33 AM (pmmLi)

49 Everything I know about Harry and Meghan I learned against my will.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 17, 2023 06:34 AM (dviUY)

50 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:31 AM (RIvkX

LOL . I think that might be a bit questionable

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:34 AM (e+/pP)

51 NGU what date is that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:35 AM (RIvkX)

52 LOL . I think that might be a bit questionable

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:34 AM (e+/pP)
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That Conan guy is a winner!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:36 AM (RIvkX)

53 I don't get paid for this office-as far I know

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:36 AM (e+/pP)

54
Boker Tov Patriots

105 days to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 06:33 AM

and the TXMoMe is roughly three weeks after that

coincidence? I think not

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2023 06:36 AM (ENBF0)

55 no one was there ha

https://tinyurl.com/276fsd3w

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:36 AM (BRHaw)

56 Nobody ever expects anything from Bhussein. That was a pure and generous love offering.

Why would Netflix give them so much $$$$?

The Law of OPM? Netflix CEO does care about his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:37 AM (vg8N1)

57 The chances of me getting elected as low. Democrats way outnumber Republicans

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:38 AM (e+/pP)

58 Bear kills man drinking his morning coffee in unprovoked attack

but the bear was drinking his coffee

I would be pissed too

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:38 AM (BRHaw)

59 Just don't mention scrapple and you'll be fine.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

But its made from fresh roadkill......

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2023 06:39 AM (T4tVD)

60 Too bad about the Markles. Meghan doesn't have enough meat on her to survive off of dumpster diving for long.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 06:40 AM (iayUP)

61 "As far as I know, don't get paid for this office."

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, the early years at June 17, 2023 06:40 AM (dviUY)

62
There's a campaign slogan if I ever saw one, "It's an unpaid office and if elected I promise to give you your monies worth."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:43 AM (enJYY)

63 NGU what date is that?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:35 AM (RIvkX)

Till I get off Active Duty and then 3 weeks after that I am out of The Navy. Love The Navy, Hate the higher ups and Flags where I have been for 4 years. Typical Flag Level incompetents who are ruining the Military and America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 06:44 AM (pmmLi)

64 "I promise not to steal too much!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 06:44 AM (RIvkX)

65 and the TXMoMe is roughly three weeks after that

coincidence? I think not
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2023 06:36 AM (ENBF0)

I have to remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 06:45 AM (pmmLi)

66 @betonline_ag
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I have about 23 jokes!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:48 AM (BRHaw)

67 But NGU won't you miss that daily ration of grog?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 06:48 AM (xhxe8)

68 Oops. That should have been

"As far as I know, I don't get paid for this office."

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, the early years at June 17, 2023 06:48 AM (dviUY)

69 There's two ways to do things: The right way and the Navy way.

Posted by: Something my dad always said at June 17, 2023 06:50 AM (dviUY)

70

But NGU won't you miss that daily ration of grog?
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 06:48 AM (xhxe

I can buy my own grog. What I don't need is the petty bureaucratic bullshit and stupidity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 06:51 AM (pmmLi)

71 There's two ways to do things: The right way and the Navy way.
Posted by: Something my dad always said at June 17, 2023 06:50 AM (dviUY)

LOL, yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 06:51 AM (pmmLi)

72
You could always go full Sherman:

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.

Final Jeopardy question: Which President in the last 60 years went full Sherman?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:52 AM (enJYY)

73 I want all hands on my staff to turn to and complete this report on time so I can take full credit for it.

Every Flag, every branch

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 17, 2023 06:53 AM (rLD7a)

74 Why would Netflix give them so much $$$$?

The Law of OPM? Netflix CEO does care about his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:37 AM (vg8N1)

That, or netflix was only passing along the money they were told to give to them plus a few bucks of their own to show Good Faith. La Famiglia doesn't give a crap about their fronts actually making a profit or not. They're just a fiscal launderette.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2023 06:54 AM (fSNwo)

75 Thank goodness we've rid ourselves of all petty bureaucratic bullshit and stupidity.

Posted by: The Private Sector at June 17, 2023 06:55 AM (dviUY)

76 Thank goodness we've rid ourselves of all petty bureaucratic bullshit and stupidity.
Posted by: The Private Sector at June 17, 2023 06:55 AM (dviUY)

I don't know. I can imagine an amplification factor when you involve uniforms and the legal right to give orders one can be arrested for not following.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2023 06:57 AM (fSNwo)

77 I am very happy about the Dodger's protest. I bet the protesters even cleanup up after.

Yeah. what a fiasco. I bet there are lots of latino season ticket holders that are pissed.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:57 AM (vg8N1)

78 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 17, 2023 06:58 AM (fxrF8)

79 Final Jeopardy question: Which President in the last 60 years went full Sherman?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 06:52 AM (enJYY)
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Who was LBJ?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 17, 2023 06:58 AM (fxrF8)

80 76 Private sector industry with resident government inspectors are lots of fun.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 17, 2023 06:59 AM (rLD7a)

81 60 Too bad about the Markles. Meghan doesn't have enough meat on her to survive off of dumpster diving for long.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 06:40 AM (iayUP)
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They still have a huge contract with Netflix. Let's see if Netflix wise's up as well and cuts these grifters.

Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2023 06:59 AM (qKfc+)

82 "Just A Fiscal Launderette" was the working title of Goodfellas during the screenplay phase. I'm serious. I mean it. Not a joke.

Posted by: My word as a Biden at June 17, 2023 06:59 AM (dviUY)

83 So theories to discuss:

1. Gay Pride Baseball Night is used to promote Gayness.
2. Gay Pride Baseball Night is used to prove people really DONT care about your Gayness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:00 AM (BRHaw)

84 Who is Biden?

Didn't really campaign and certainly hasn't served.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 07:00 AM (vg8N1)

85 57 The chances of me getting elected as low. Democrats way outnumber Republicans

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:38 AM (e+/pP)

Then don't make it D vs. R. Make it "normal people who have the same shared values and want to live and worship in a free country as free people, vs. people who want to be mindless slaves to a godless ideology and their own perversions -- you might need to wordsmith that a bit...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, freelance Pollitical Consultant (no I'm not Dick Morris) at June 17, 2023 07:01 AM (PiwSw)

86 Why would Netflix give them so much $$$$?

The Law of OPM? Netflix CEO does care about his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 06:37 AM (vg8N1)

Now do Butt Light

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:01 AM (BRHaw)

87 208 years ago, Wellington is falling back from Quatre Bras to the Mont St. Jean position. Napoleon fails to follow up his success against the Prussians at Ligny, and the Prussian army cleanly breaks contact with l'Armee du Nord.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 17, 2023 07:02 AM (fxrF8)

88 82 "Just A Fiscal Launderette" was the working title of Goodfellas during the screenplay phase. I'm serious. I mean it. Not a joke.
Posted by: My word as a Biden at June 17, 2023 06:59 AM (dviUY)

The long cut Jimmy cleaning up things with the Layla Reprise is unbelievable film making.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:02 AM (BRHaw)

89 55 no one was there ha

https://tinyurl.com/276fsd3w
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 06:36
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Yeah, the "Sisters" were on field 40 minutes prior to game and stadium was empty. However, after searching awhile I found the attendance was tad over 49k last night. Dodgers are averaging 47.8k/game this season.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 17, 2023 07:02 AM (ju2Fy)

90 PS Thats Duane Allman not Clapton.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:03 AM (BRHaw)

91 "...mindless slaves to a godless ideology and their own perversions..."

Now do masks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 17, 2023 07:03 AM (dviUY)

92
Who was LBJ?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 17, 2023 06:58 AM

Nailed it. Your one day total now equals...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 07:05 AM (enJYY)

93 61, sunny but slightly breezy

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 07:07 AM (xhxe8)

94 Foggy, windy, cold.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

95 I suspect Harry and Megan will only get a fraction the Netflix deal as well. I think there are productivity benchmarks and grifters don't like to work.

Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2023 07:11 AM (qKfc+)

96 LBJ had good political horse sense. He knew that he was hated.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 07:12 AM (vg8N1)

97 Comer: Biden Inc foreign income more like $30 million

So its about 60 to 70

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:15 AM (BRHaw)

98 Hey! How about those Dodgers? They are a credit to Brooklyn. I am not kidding. God save the queens.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 17, 2023 07:18 AM (iayUP)

99 The CDC report on homicide and suicide rates among people aged 10-24 covered 20 years, from 2001 to 2021. It found the homicide rate soared by 37%, from 7.8 deaths per 100,000 people in 2019 to 10.7 per 100,000 in 2020, the biggest annual increase in those years. The suicide rate rose more slowly, reaching 11 deaths per 100,000 people in 2021.

What’s more, the homicide rate converged with the suicide rate in 2020 for the first time in a decade, said CDC statistician Sally Curtin, the report’s co-author.

80 YO grandma not making it to 82 is sad.
20 YO dead is fucking CRIMINAL

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:19 AM (BRHaw)

100 Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:23 AM

Good joke, go with it. What exit in Jersey are you?

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2023 07:19 AM (9UmRs)

101 Good morning everyone. Thank you krak.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 07:24 AM (ii9PI)

102 God save the queens.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 17, 2023 07:18 AM (iayUP)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:24 AM (BRHaw)

103 Immaculate Heart of Mary Daily Feast

The feast of the Immaculate Heart of Mary takes place on the day following the Solemnity of the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus. This devotion honors Mary’s perfect purity of heart in virtue of her Immaculate Conception, and the perfect union of her heart—on fire with love for God and her spiritual children—with the heart of her Son, Jesus. In two passages in the Gospel of Luke we have reference to Mary treasuring and pondering in her heart the sacred events of Jesus’ life, which became the foundation of the pious devotion to the Heart of Mary in the Church. In 1944, after consecrating the world to the Immaculate Heart of Mary, Pope Pius XII extended this feast to the universal Church.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 07:25 AM (ii9PI)

104 Need coffee. biab

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 07:27 AM (ii9PI)

105 All state-funded colleges and universities in Texas will have to close their diversity, equity and inclusion offices under a measure signed into law by Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

I hope Texas has a hanging at the Quad for lunch every day until those fuckers pack up and leave the state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:28 AM (BRHaw)

106 Why can't people in Congress be vegans?

Because of all the turkeys playing chicken in a beef over pork is pretty fishy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:17 AM (8ZQ3G)

I'll need coffee before I can conjure up one for the Chinese government using bats and pangolins.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 07:28 AM (b2dH9)

107 NewNeo has a article up on Trannies and how they are sucked into the lifestyle.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 07:29 AM (xhxe8)

108 NewNeo has a article up on Trannies and how they are sucked into the lifestyle.
Posted by: Skip

'sucked'?

SNORT

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 07:32 AM (ii9PI)

109
Yeah, the "Sisters" were on field 40 minutes prior to game and stadium was empty. However, after searching awhile I found the attendance was tad over 49k last night. Dodgers are averaging 47.8k/game this season.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 17, 2023 07:02 AM

Seeing the line of protestors outside the stadium it appears as if they did their job of making their presence and outrage known, delayed the crowd from getting into the stadium during the LGBT crap, then allowed the crowd in and departed peacefully.

An America 1.0 protest. No buildings burned, no laser shots to the eyes of cops, no looting.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 07:33 AM (enJYY)

110 Sucked as in pulled into it

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 07:35 AM (xhxe8)

111
Yeah, the "Sisters" were on field 40 minutes prior to game and stadium was empty.

Of course, it's homophobia and transphobia not to replace "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in the seventh-inning stretch with "YMCA".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2023 07:36 AM (MoZTd)

112 Vote for me. I'm not as corrupt as my opponent.

They never say the silent part at the end "... but I am a quick learner"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 07:39 AM (b2dH9)

113 Today is the 70th anniversary of the East Berlin uprising. Right about now on that day there was, for all intents and purposes, no East Germany. The government was hiding in Karlshorst, in East Berlin, where the Soviets ran things, letting them do the work of shooting people and restoring heavy handed order.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2023 07:40 AM (odBp6)

114 Ha ha! The UK sent us their worst grifters to show the world that the monarchy is a fucking farce.

Let's elect the Markles to show how ignorant we are of history! Or we can feed them to the mountain lions that wander the hills of Montecito.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2023 07:41 AM (KVGVf)

115 As for Father’s Day; dad’s in hospice. I know what I want for Father’s Day, but won’t get.

Fuck Cancer.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2023 07:43 AM (odBp6)

116 Honor your father by praying for him and by living a holy life.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 07:44 AM (vg8N1)

117 Alright, getting otter videos on my YouTube app

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 07:46 AM (xhxe8)

118 I'll need coffee before I can conjure up one for the Chinese government using bats and pangolins.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 07:28 AM (b2dH9)

The bat bat bat bat bat and pangolin does not hve much bat in it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:46 AM (BRHaw)

119 So the other person running and I got text messages from people telling us to "eff off". Yay our side!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (8ZQ3G)

Well, the Jersey way of saying, "welcome aboard!"

I had many friends, throughout the years, tell me that I should run for office, but, alas, my nic isn't too far off in describing me. A text, such as the one you received, would set off the ancient Magyar DNA embedded within me, and......**types**deletes**types**deletes**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 17, 2023 07:48 AM (Zvtjl)

120 Yonder Horde. Hazy out there again, but the sun is up and it's going to be a nice day. Must remember to water the ferns today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2023 07:50 AM (Q4IgG)

121 Todays FOAD list:
Romney: ‘I’m Angry’ Trump Putting the Country Through ‘Angst’ over Classified Document Case

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 07:51 AM (BRHaw)

122 Another hot one today down around Houston, Texas, where the sun shines most of the time.

Posted by: Count de Monet, feeling Marshall Tuckerish at June 17, 2023 07:53 AM (4I/2K)

123 One of the local furniture stores just ran an ad for recliner chairs for Father's Day. The one they were pushing has storage, cup holders, sound system, led lights and other junk. Surprised it doesn't have spinner rims.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 17, 2023 07:55 AM (rLD7a)

124 I had many friends, throughout the years, tell me that I should run for office, but, alas, my nic isn't too far off in describing me. A text, such as the one you received, would set off the ancient Magyar DNA embedded within me, and......**types**deletes**types**deletes**
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 17, 2023 07:48 AM (Zvtjl)

Now if your nic was corruptRetardedPedophile maybe you would have a better chance.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 07:56 AM (b2dH9)

125 One of the local furniture stores just ran an ad for recliner chairs for Father's Day. The one they were pushing has storage, cup holders, sound system, led lights and other junk. Surprised it doesn't have spinner rims.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 17, 2023 07:55 AM (rLD7a)

Ah, the Command Chair. I sorta made that famous, you know.

Posted by: Bill Shatner at June 17, 2023 07:56 AM (4I/2K)

126
Another scorcher here today. We took the RV in to have the AC serviced and today we'll be reloading it for Her Majesty's two-week trip to Mississippi and Oklahoma City.

It's barely possible that Delilah, who currently stands at 745, can get to her 800 Grand Champion points with the big July show clusters in Oklahoma City, Dallas and Houston. She'll have to do very well but she's risen to the occasion in the past.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2023 07:57 AM (MoZTd)

127
No Mitt, I'm not mad at Trump for 'putting the country through this' - I'm mad that the Supreme Court can't 'pull' the case onto their docket and end this charade in a week. They can do it, but choose not to.

Just like in 2020 they're spineless cowards. Except Justice Thomas. He's okay, but could be better.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 07:57 AM (enJYY)

128 23 When the rest of the world comes to the realization that China and the US were cooperating on GoF research that led to the COVID outbreak, it's gonna be ugly.

https://tinyurl.com/4cdhrxp5
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2023 06:22 AM (YRsIm)

The rest of the world knows it - the rest of the world has known it for a long time. Hell, we've known it here for a long time, this great piece of work just proves what we always said. But no one will do shit except try to cover this up. The 3rd world countries don't care because they never bought into it. Europe won't say anything because their governments loved it. No one will do shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 07:59 AM (q3gwH)

129 I see special counsel jack smith is demanding the judge muzzle trump and issue a gag order for the case. The entire left is pi$$ed because trump is raising millions of $$$$ from the bogus charges.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2023 08:00 AM (ncXxy)

130 Back from the morning shopping spree at Walmart this morning.

The store was blessedly "PRIDE" free...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2023 08:00 AM (BpYfr)

131 Ray was a good man. Faithful to Coca Cola for many years while never getting the promotions and money he deserved. He used a vacation to go to El Paso and New Mexico to see all of the bottlers. I had a learners permit and drove about 3000 miles. The bottler in Ruidoso had not seen a company man in about 20 years. (so late 50s or early 60s).
He loved fishing and when he started his own company selling merchandising and displays we got an okay boat. Then I got a great job and trading in the ok boat on a great boat. We owned 3 boat togethers.
He got sick in 95 after he passed out up in Denton or Sherman on a call about some slider shelves that were sticking. Lung Cancer as well a kidney cancer and they were not related.
So I got myself fired in summer of 96 and he and my daughter (his only grandchild) made trips to Talladega and Phoenix.
We buried him in Oct of 96. He had just turned 58. I gave the boat to a cousin and have never bass fished since then.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:00 AM (BRHaw)

132 Good Saturday morning all! Prep for Fathers day is today, I probably won't feel very good tomorrow but daughter is helping me out.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 17, 2023 08:01 AM (wagHN)

133 Fenelon what happened with the property your church was trying to sell?
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 06:29 AM (iayUP)

Township Meeting on the 20th. We may know more then. Thks for asking and thank you again for your support.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:02 AM (Keyt1)

134 122 Another hot one today down around Houston, Texas, where the sun shines most of the time.
Posted by: Count de Monet, feeling Marshall Tuckerish at June 17, 2023 07:53 AM (4I/2K)

I had ot go inside 610 on Thur. Truck said 102.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:02 AM (BRHaw)

135 > I see special counsel jack smith is demanding the judge muzzle trump and issue a gag order for the case. The entire left is pi$$ed because trump is raising millions of $$$$ from the bogus charges.
_____

A "reap what you sow" moment if there ever was.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2023 08:02 AM (Q4IgG)

136 PS At his request the preacher had an invitation call at the end of the service with Amazing Grace.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:03 AM (BRHaw)

137 Another hot one today down around Houston, Texas, where the sun shines most of the time.

Shortly after Friday midnight, ETX had some rough weather, almost everyone lost power looking in to upper 90°F days with near 100% humidity (something y'all should be highly familiar).

Spent most of the day clearing downed trees from the road, delivering coffee and other comestibles to folks in the neighborhood without whole house generators.

Still having to use ATT hotspot for intraweb

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 08:03 AM (b2dH9)

138 "Township Meeting on the 20th"

Ok! Good luck in all your endeavors.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 08:03 AM (iayUP)

139 Confessionals podcast Old Earth: Lucifer's Domain

Posted by: Biblical Rabbit Hole at June 17, 2023 08:03 AM (FyQnD)

140 Thanks for that memory rhennigantx.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 08:04 AM (ii9PI)

141 What about me?

Posted by: Goetta at June 17, 2023 08:04 AM (FyQnD)

142
I had ot go inside 610 on Thur. Truck said 102.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:02 AM (BRHaw)

Your truck should have said, "Forget it, I'm not going there."

I see the Teen Commissar has endorsed Sheila Jackson Lee for mayor. God spare the city that calamity!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2023 08:04 AM (MoZTd)

143 I see special counsel jack smith is demanding the judge muzzle trump and issue a gag order for the case. The entire left is pi$$ed because trump is raising millions of $$$$ from the bogus charges.
_____

A "reap what you sow" moment if there ever was.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2023 08:02 AM (Q4IgG)
----
Trump's new campaign slogan:

"Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2023 08:05 AM (BpYfr)

144 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 17, 2023 07:48 AM (Zvtjl)

I don't really understand why people send text messages to people they don't know saying "eff off" when that's their ostensible political party . Yes, I understand they're very disaffected by politics and upset, but why not just say, "Please remove me from your list"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:05 AM (Keyt1)

145 As for Father’s Day; dad’s in hospice. I know what I want for Father’s Day, but won’t get.

Fuck Cancer.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
---
So sorry to hear that. Prayers up.

It was good to see you at the MoMe.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2023 08:05 AM (aBJcM)

146 Some outlets are running with the story that the judge assigned to PDT's case will ruin her life if she decides in his favor, maybe dismissing charges. Extortion, subtle, but still extortion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 17, 2023 08:05 AM (rLD7a)

147 I had ot go inside 610 on Thur. Truck said 102.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:02 AM (BRHaw)

Houston's Hot!

Posted by: Frmr Head of Houston's Visitor & Convention Bureau's Catchy Marketing Slogan at June 17, 2023 08:05 AM (4I/2K)

148 I see the Teen Commissar has endorsed Sheila Jackson Lee for mayor. God spare the city that calamity!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2023 08:04 AM (MoZTd)

I have about 10 100 dollar bets she will be Queen soon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:06 AM (BRHaw)

149 I see special counsel jack smith is demanding the judge muzzle trump and issue a gag order for the case. The entire left is pi$$ed because trump is raising millions of $$$$ from the bogus charges.

======

Stop mocking my sham!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2023 08:06 AM (wA0yO)

150 https://tinyurl.com/3b8unyzy
Powerline week in pictures

Have to use a different browser to get there

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 08:06 AM (xhxe8)

151 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

I am sorry; That sounds very hard.l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:06 AM (Keyt1)

152 Fear is the big motivation for the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 08:07 AM (xhxe8)

153 Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 08:03 AM (iayUP)

Thx. I really appreciate that, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:07 AM (Keyt1)

154 Local DC news reports a Congressional staffer was attacked after a baseball game. Well, they so badly want soft on crime policies…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2023 08:08 AM (d37L6)

155 I see the Teen Commissar has endorsed Sheila Jackson Lee for mayor. God spare the city that calamity!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2023 08:04 AM (MoZTd)

*buys moar popcorn*

*cues up Highway to Hell*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2023 08:08 AM (4I/2K)

156
Some outlets are running with the story that the judge assigned to PDT's case will ruin her life if she decides in his favor, maybe dismissing charges. Extortion, subtle, but still extortion.

Another reason for the Supreme Court to hear the case.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 08:08 AM (enJYY)

157 156 And it's the usual BS reporting "sources say". Media doing the extortion. Even added she could go through everything Justice Kavanaugh went through during his confirmation hearings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 17, 2023 08:11 AM (rLD7a)

158 I see special counsel jack smith is demanding the judge muzzle trump and issue a gag order for the case. The entire left is pi$$ed because trump is raising millions of $$$$ from the bogus charges.

Bad things ought to happen to Jack Smith as this is blatantly a political stunt criminally abusing the [in]justice system to serve Banana Republic corrupt ends.

At the very least he should be sued into oblivion, removed permanently from being allowed to practice, should be tossed into prison for being so utterly corrupt and contemptuous of everyone's civil rights.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 08:14 AM (b2dH9)

159 hey Count

Highway to hell (I'm on the highway to hell)
Highway to hell (highway to hell)
Highway to hell (I'm on the highway to hell)
Highway to hell

And I'm goin' down
All the way, wow
On the highway to hell

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:14 AM (BRHaw)

160 "Then don't make it D vs. R. Make it "normal people who have the same shared values and want to live and worship in a free country as free people, vs. people who want to be mindless slaves to a godless ideology and their own perversions"

When you put it like that, I'm pretty sure she still loses.

Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2023 08:15 AM (GXwcQ)

161 >>>Todays FOAD list:
Romney: ‘I’m Angry’ Trump Putting the Country Through ‘Angst’ over Classified Document Case

Posted by: rhennigantx

>Ha ha! Only Utah would be so ass-backwards to keep electing this fucking crotch cricket. Thankfully, Willard doesn't come with a dose of Lyme disease.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2023 08:16 AM (KVGVf)

162 Manistee, MI, a small town on the shores of Lake Michigan, was the scene of a mid day shootout yesterday.

Two shot, two in custody. All 'known to each other', no word yet on who shot who. It took the local constables a few hours to piece together that one of the wounded had walked a few blocks from ground zero before dropping.

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 17, 2023 08:16 AM (wA0yO)

163 I don't really understand why people send text messages to people they don't know saying "eff off" when that's their ostensible political party . Yes, I understand they're very disaffected by politics and upset, but why not just say, "Please remove me from your list"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:05 AM (Keyt1)

We have a become a very "course" society, Fen, and texting makes it easier for people to say things that they would never say to a person's face. In fear of having their teeth rearranged. Me, being the old Jersey Guy I am, would make any text like that, public. There has to be a phone number associated with those texts. I'm the kind of person who find out who owns that number. Lessons need to be taught. And learned.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 17, 2023 08:17 AM (Zvtjl)

164 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:14 AM (BRHaw)

No stop signs
No speed limits
Nobody's gonna slow us down!

Posted by: Harris County Democratic Party at June 17, 2023 08:17 AM (4I/2K)

165 Shirley Q and SJL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIACcV5G92w

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:17 AM (BRHaw)

166 Great news for harry and Megan. Now maybe they can have a little more of that privacy that they crave so much.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 17, 2023 08:18 AM (dr4Q1)

167 Shirley Q and SJL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIACcV5G92w
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:17 AM (BRHaw)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2023 08:19 AM (4I/2K)

168 Yahoo! LIV news, which reads like Dem talking points for teens, has a propaganda piece that tells us Jack Smith is totally non-partisan, as is the whole case and Trump and supporters and whining about their victim hood as usual. I swear these things things aren't even written by millennial lemmings anymore but by AI.

Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2023 08:20 AM (GXwcQ)

169 Another reason for the Supreme Court to hear the case.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 08:08 AM (enJYY)

We dream of having the SCOTUS do things like this because it's the only option we see left after the left has taken over the Presidency, the Bureaucracy, most of the lower level Judiciary, and has completely neutralized Congress so that it is a totally ineffective Kabuki theater. I understand the desire.

But the Supreme Court does NOT have the power to act as a Shadow Government, righting all wrongs. They can't do it - if they did, the Left would seize on it to abolish the Court completely and suspend the Constitution and all elections forever. We're headed there or to open civil war sooner or later, but we're certainly not ready for it yet - not on our side, that's for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 08:22 AM (q3gwH)

170 'morning.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:23 AM (V13WU)

171 Abolish The SCROTUMS.

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2023 08:24 AM (R/m4+)

172 When you're doing campaign texting, make sure the first text is "Hi, this is BlahDeBlah running for Whatever! If you'd like to stop receiving texts, please reply 'F*** OFF'"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2023 08:25 AM (9UlRk)

173 I had to explain ChatGTP to my wife yesterday. She's not an IT illiterate either... she's a former database admin.

It was a somewhat circular discussion, as you might imagine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2023 08:25 AM (Q4IgG)

174 Morning Horde. Sheila Jackson Lee Longstreet Bragg Hood is running for mayor of Houston and if course she'll win. The question becomes what bigger lunatic will replace her in the House

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2023 08:26 AM (WSdL3)

175 Anyone notice that the web site "Weasel Zippers" has been suspended?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 08:26 AM (pmmLi)

176 During the 2020 primary season I got all kinds of texts from Bernie Bros. No one else. I wonder how I got on that list and no others.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2023 08:27 AM (aBJcM)

177 Catch Thirty-Thr33, you're a good guy. I bet your Dad is very proud of you.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 17, 2023 08:27 AM (vg8N1)

178 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2023 08:25 AM (9UlRk)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:28 AM (Keyt1)

179 174 Morning Horde. Sheila Jackson Lee Longstreet Bragg Hood is running for mayor of Houston and if course she'll win. The question becomes what bigger lunatic will replace her in the House
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2023 08:26 AM (WSdL3)

*looks up def on insanity*

hey that us

Posted by: Houston at June 17, 2023 08:28 AM (BRHaw)

180 Jackassery has no limits when it comes to Smith.
The only hope is for America to wake up and take a good look at what's happening.

Posted by: Ziba at June 17, 2023 08:29 AM (4h9M3)

181 I looked up a site extolling CHatGTP and found this verbose statement - look past the doubletalk, and there's a serious message built into it - and that message is that everyone who Learned to Code will soon be unemployed.

"The emergence of no-code platforms and citizen development has radically transformed the software development landscape. These innovations empower non-technical users to create their software applications, thus democratizing the application development process. By harnessing the power of no-code tools and Chat GPT’s AI capabilities, businesses can enable their workforce to tackle challenges, streamline processes, and improve efficiency."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 08:29 AM (q3gwH)

182 According to the local TV station: once upon a time, some guy rode into Galveston Texas, declared all slaves to be free, then rode out again. Now, the country must pay reparations and celebrate African dancing.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 17, 2023 08:30 AM (9X60i)

183 I assume being mayor of Houston has more grift going than a congress position?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 08:31 AM (xhxe8)

184 "The emergence of no-code platforms and citizen development has radically transformed the software development landscape. These innovations empower non-technical users to create their software applications, thus democratizing the application development process. By harnessing the power of no-code tools and Chat GPT’s AI capabilities, businesses can enable their workforce to tackle challenges, streamline processes, and improve efficiency."
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 08:32 AM (ii9PI)

185 "Oh my goodness, shut me down ! Machines making machines !"

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:32 AM (V13WU)

186
How do cases make it to the Supreme Court?

#3 Through the Court’s original jurisdiction.

While this is by far the last common way for a case to reach the Supreme Court, there are election-related scenarios that could come into play in the next days and weeks.

The concept of original jurisdiction means that rather than a case coming to the court via other courts (state supreme court or federal appellate court) the case begins at the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 17, 2023 08:33 AM (enJYY)

187 I assume being mayor of Houston has more grift going than a congress position?
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 08:31 AM (xhxe

As in her daughter getting a 6-figure "job" in the major's office.

Posted by: Ziba at June 17, 2023 08:34 AM (4h9M3)

188 The code generated by AI must be horrendous. Probably takes a million lines to do what Steve Gibson could do in 4kb.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 08:34 AM (iayUP)

189 AI was a yuge topic at the library systems conference I went to in May. Librarians tend to fixate on every shiny new thing whether it makes sense or not. I have a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2023 08:34 AM (aBJcM)

190 NGU I saw that yesterday. I was wondering if he was back up yet. Yikes! I wonder what happened?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 17, 2023 08:35 AM (wagHN)

191 The code generated by AI must be horrendous. Probably takes a million lines to do what Steve Gibson could do in 4kb.
Posted by: fd

Even if the code generated was flawless, I know - work with me here - the requirement definition process had best be flawless also. And, as any of us that worked in any capacity in IT well know, fat chance!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 08:37 AM (ii9PI)

192 "Please remove me from your list" doesn't work. Source: Some ahole stole my phone number and gave it to countless Democrats and real estate agents and none of them will stop contacting me no matter what I do. (I've started responding to the real estate agents that yes, I'd like to sell the house I don't live in or own, so they should show up at the house that night with a pepperoni pizza to discuss it in person. I wonder what's happened as a result. (I block the number immediately after replying))

What is the thing that fathers want? Help a sister out.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 17, 2023 08:37 AM (jrY13)

193 183 I assume being mayor of Houston has more grift going than a congress position?
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 08:31 AM (xhxe

Well HISD is now owned by the state so she will have $2.5 B less to scrape off.

Posted by: Houston at June 17, 2023 08:37 AM (BRHaw)

194 "Weasel Zippers, a popular Conservative blog and long-time blogroll member here at PRN has had their AdSense account suspended by Google, meaning they currently have no ads generating revenue. "

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:38 AM (V13WU)

195 NGU I saw that yesterday. I was wondering if he was back up yet. Yikes! I wonder what happened?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 17, 2023 08:35 AM (wagHN)

Ran afoul of the left wing technocrats?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 08:38 AM (pmmLi)

196 You gotta hand it to the communists.

Take over an institution and incorporate ideas and so people boycott it and destroy it and the institution dies, or take over and institution and incorporate ideas and people try to continue supporting American values and working towards changing it and it reinforces the communist ideas.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 17, 2023 08:38 AM (Kt1w/)

197 "Weasel Zippers, a popular Conservative blog and long-time blogroll member here at PRN has had their AdSense account suspended by Google, meaning they currently have no ads generating revenue. "
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:38 AM (V13WU)

Censorship at it's finest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2023 08:38 AM (pmmLi)

198 who needs ads ? go on twitter

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:39 AM (V13WU)

199 they have a twitter account

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:39 AM (V13WU)

200 SJL has not had a committee assignment in about 15 years

ha

Fetterman is on 2 or 3

ha fucking haha

Posted by: Houston at June 17, 2023 08:40 AM (BRHaw)

201 They must have said something negative about Ukraine....

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:40 AM (V13WU)

202 Adsense is an extortion scheme. I told those fkrs to go to hell not long after it came out and I figured out what was going on.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 08:41 AM (iayUP)

203 "Chat GPT’s AI capabilities, businesses can enable their workforce to tackle challenges, streamline processes, and improve efficiency."

Posted by: Tom Servo "

Angry customer: My computer is locked up, again!

Customer Service AI: Try turning off the power, wait 2 minutes and turn it back on.

This will be a huge improvement from the Indians telling me to do that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2023 08:41 AM (GXwcQ)

204 Looks like I should stay the hell away from Houston if the posts here are of any indication.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2023 08:43 AM (odBp6)

205 Welp, in case you were wondering-

Professionalism in Teaching is dead with a stake driven through it's heart then burned and the ashes pissed on:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ry6hk

If you can't keep your racist feeeelzz to yourself a-hole, you should be fired.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2023 08:43 AM (fb7jX)

206 can AI write a better operating system than Windows 11 ??

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:43 AM (V13WU)

207 NPR informs us that gas stoves make benzene and you should immediately go out and buy a portable induction cooktop. Also, drop dead and stop polluting the planet.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 08:44 AM (iayUP)

208 This will be a huge improvement from the Indians telling me to do that.
Posted by: Ripley

"Aloo, theese is Steeeve. I will do the needful for you today."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2023 08:44 AM (ii9PI)

209 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:45 AM (BRHaw)

210 Angry customer: My computer is locked up, again!

Customer Service AI: Try turning off the power, wait 2 minutes and turn it back on.

This will be a huge improvement from the Indians telling me to do that.
Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2023 08:41 AM (GXwcQ)

Canadian Customer Service AI: "Have you considered Assisted Suicide? Customers often find this is the fastest solution to all of their problems, and we strongly recommend it."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 08:46 AM (q3gwH)

211 Liberal billionaire Bill Gates on Thursday announced a $50 million collaboration with a notorious Chinese Communist Party-controlled university that conducts research for the nation's military.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:47 AM (V13WU)

212 I am running for a term of on year to fill out the term of someone who resigned, so I'm going to end up with a verse from an Abba song "I'll do my best. Take a chance on me!"

Yes; I'm slightly crazy. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 17, 2023 08:48 AM (Keyt1)

213 More on China Bill :

"Gates unveiled the partnership during a speech in Beijing, which the government-run propaganda outlet Global Times quickly covered thanks to a transcript Gates shared with the rag. The $50 million from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation will fund a research partnership with Tsinghua University, which holds "secret-level security credentials" for classified military research, trains students for China's nuclear weapons program, and has allegedly carried out cyberattacks for the Chinese government, according to the Australian Strategic Policy Institute. The university, from which Chinese president Xi Jinping graduated in 2002 with a degree in Marxist theory, is also funded by China's Ministry of Education and maintains a "CCP Committee" that keeps the school "in accordance with President Xi's hopes."

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:48 AM (V13WU)

214 At NY Times:

Mac and cheese, potato salad and more: Here are recipes for Juneteenth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2023 08:49 AM (BRHaw)

215 NPR informs us that gas stoves make benzene and you should immediately go out and buy a portable induction cooktop. Also, drop dead and stop polluting the planet.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2023 08:44 AM (iayUP)

Blah Blah and I love listening to NPR when we drive from Manhattan to Miami Beach to visit our second home on the beach. Being free, it helps keep the cost of gas down in our RV and being on a fixed income every dollar counts.

Thank you Joe Biden for protecting NPR!

Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, boomer democrats at June 17, 2023 08:52 AM (R/m4+)

216 I am sure they found a nice young female companion for Bill...

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:52 AM (V13WU)

217 San Francisco Teacher Suspended For Singling Out White Male Students In Class

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(lays $100 on table)

I'm betting they were all performing on the right side of the bell curve for her class.

Also this is funny:

"She claimed that the white male students were “dominating the conversation” in class that day"

It's an English class. I'm betting they were the only ones with a decent grasp of English. And they're punished for it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 17, 2023 08:53 AM (Kt1w/)

218 "Mac and cheese, potato salad and more: Here are recipes for Juneteenth.
Posted by: rhennigantx"

National Weather Service has the daily forecast for June 19th titled as Juneteenth (instead of Monday) The woke infection has reached every corner of the federal govt.

Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2023 08:55 AM (GXwcQ)

219 Liberal billionaire Bill Gates on Thursday announced a $50 million collaboration with a notorious Chinese Communist Party-controlled university that conducts research for the nation's military.
Posted by: runner
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I often wonder if all these billionaires managed to get so rich by selling their souls to the devil.
Seems like most of them are evil to the core.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 17, 2023 08:55 AM (dr4Q1)

220 That our media works solely for the Democrats/ Marxists shows the power they have controlling the narrative.
Keep reading the Biden Crime Family got 0 seconds spent on them this last week.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 08:55 AM (95ldx)

221 From the proprietor of Weasel zippers:
"I’ve been using Google ads for years now as the site’s nearly sole source of income. Suddenly I get hit with a policy violation for not having original content, the only problem is according to their vague guidelines this would make almost every news website on the Internet that uses Adsense (and the vast majority do) out of compliance. Hard not to see that I am being unfairly singled out, almost certainly because of my political views. I wouldn’t be surprised if lefty trolls have been reporting us to Adsense, it wouldn’t be the first time.

We’re now left dead in the water until I can find a suitable replacement, if that’s even possible. Google runs the Internet, especially the ad market."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 08:55 AM (q3gwH)

222 On the evening of Oct. 2, 2003, former White House national security adviser Samuel R. “Sandy” Berger stashed highly classified documents he had taken from the National Archives beneath a construction trailer at the corner of Ninth Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW so he could surreptitiously retrieve them later and take them to his office, according to a newly disclosed government investigation.

Posted by: Neo at June 17, 2023 08:56 AM (RovqD)

223 Googly runs the internet. Cee 👁️ A runs googly.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:56 AM (V13WU)

224 or some other agency. homeland probably.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 08:57 AM (V13WU)

225 We did get a big thunderstorm here. Had my dog freaked out for a couple of hours. Of course, when it woke me up, I remembered I'd left the windows down in the car. Checked this morning and there's a sizeable branch down in the neighbor's front yard should get more of it today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2023 08:57 AM (ouTlx)

226 Googly runs the internet. Cee 👁️ A runs googly.

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Yep. And somewhere around 2005 or so they figured out how to homogenize it and put it all together into easily controlled tidy, neat little boxes of walled gardens like Facebook and myspace.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 17, 2023 08:59 AM (Kt1w/)

227 wonder what Brin , who was born in the Soviet Union and whose parents had to leave because of , well, you know...The System, thinks of working for the same system. Or he is too busy chasing another skirt that will take some of his millions after popping out a kid ?

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2023 09:00 AM (V13WU)

228 COFFEE BREAK NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2023 09:01 AM (95ldx)

229 >>> 181 I looked up a site extolling CHatGTP and found this verbose statement - look past the doubletalk, and there's a serious message built into it - and that message is that everyone who Learned to Code will soon be unemployed.

"The emergence of no-code platforms and citizen development has radically transformed the software development landscape. These innovations empower non-technical users to create their software applications, thus democratizing the application development process. By harnessing the power of no-code tools and Chat GPT’s AI capabilities, businesses can enable their workforce to tackle challenges, streamline processes, and improve efficiency."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 08:29 AM (q3gwH)

Shorter version: the SMAHHHHHHRRRT people have discovered that "AI" is even cheaper than H1B.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2023 09:01 AM (llON8)

230 the Wayne County Medical Examiner’s Office determined the manner of [Jimari Williams’] death to be natural and lists Waterhouse-Friderichsen Syndrome due to Haemophilus influenzae beta [also known as Hib] as the cause of death.

Posted by: Neo at June 17, 2023 09:05 AM (RovqD)

231 Canadian Customer Service AI: "Have you considered Assisted Suicide? Customers often find this is the fastest solution to all of their problems, and we strongly recommend it."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2023 08:46 AM

There seems to be an epidemic of People Who Don't "Get" Their Job.

Yesterday, the Ontario radio stations were abuzz with the news that the Windsor-Essex school board decided to close board meetings to anyone but staff and trustees. People in the public gallery made trustees fear for their lives.

One of the trustees said, "This is a meeting held in public, this is not a public meeting."

Parents will just watch the proceedings on video.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2023 09:05 AM (/+bwe)

232 >>>I know - work with me here - the requirement definition process had best be flawless also. And, as any of us that worked in any capacity in IT well know, fat chance!

>Fear not! When journalists learn to code, you'll be green with envy!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2023 09:09 AM (KVGVf)

233 212: you are going slightly mad (h/t, Queen).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2023 09:19 AM (odBp6)

234 NPR informs us that gas stoves make benzene and you should immediately go out and buy a portable induction cooktop. Also, drop dead and stop polluting the planet.

Buried another long time oil worker here a few weeks ago. Died of natural causes at the age of 102.

Come to think of it, I now know a lot of people who worked the ETX oil industry and are in their late nineties and into the century mark. Keep running into them as they are still up and active.

If oil and gas is so bad, why are so many older people retired from the energy industry or live in the heart of oil country?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 09:21 AM (b2dH9)

235 Lol
Yes
Of course
Everyone has known for decades that inhaling volatile hydrocar be ins is good for your health.
Why else would people go around inhaling paint thinners?

Posted by: Paul at June 17, 2023 09:31 AM (JBU43)

236 If oil and gas is so bad, why are so many older people retired from the energy industry or live in the heart of oil country?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 09:21 AM (b2dH9)

you better sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Ziba at June 17, 2023 10:00 AM (4h9M3)

237 You don't really hsve to shop for a beejer.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at June 17, 2023 10:25 AM (QY+6a)

238 Now if your nic was corruptRetardedPedophile maybe you would have a better chance.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 17, 2023 07:56 AM (b2dH9)

Hey. thanks!!! (Future Democrat candidate)

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