Quick Hits: The Return of Gropey Joe & The Five Fingers of Felony

The woman suing Hunter Biden for child support unexpectedly showed up at his deposition.

'Lunden has every right to be there -- but it is highly unusual,' a source told DailyMail.com.
'Attending Hunter's deposition would have been a strategic choice and perhaps a head game. And why not? It's harder for most people to be untruthful about a person in their presence.'

Bud Light will start a Hillary-Clinton-like "listening tour" to win back disaffected conservatives.

Boy, these guys really understand their customer base!

In a new bid to steady his rattled company, Anheuser-Busch U.S. CEO Brendan Whitworth vowed to protect the jobs of employees and those of independent wholesalers.
...
Axios has learned that Whitworth plans to go on the road around the U.S. this summer to listen to consumers, in connection with Budweiser's MLB sponsorship.
The company's summer ad campaign, which begins next week, will portray Bud Light as "easy to drink and easy to enjoy," he added in the statement Thursday.

That should do it.

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Between the lines: Whitworth's latest statement stopped short of the apology that conservatives want. But that could alienate the consumers who have stuck with the brand.
"We recognize that over the last two months, the discussion surrounding our company and Bud Light has moved away from beer," the statement says. "We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone."

Your beer is for weirdos and pedos. No thank you.

Spotify has "parted ways" with Harry and Megan, who they paid like $20 million to for what turned out to be like ten podcasts.

Representatives for Harry and Meghan did not immediately respond to a request for comment from NBC News.
"Archetypes" saw celebrities including Serena Williams, Mariah Carey, Mindy Kaling, Constance Wu, Jameela Jamil and Paris Hilton featured.

Wow. What a line-up.

Biden tried to grab some side-boob of Former Celebrity Eva Longoria, but she caught him red-handed and pushed his wandering hands away.

GROSS! Eva Longoria had to move Biden's hands to keep him from groping her at the White House tonight.

I hope these people are happy with the creep they support. pic.twitter.com/xZEFAYV7F8
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) June 16, 2023

BIDEN: “God save the Queen!"

He’s in Connecticut. And the Queen is dead…

pic.twitter.com/dfJKrR595x
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 16, 2023

The pool reporter covering this event was asked what "God save the (dead) queen" could possibly mean.

He couldn't even venture a guess.

Senator John Fetterman had some very profound thoughts on the collapse of i95:

“I would really like to, you know, the 95, 95, 95 you know?”
pic.twitter.com/E2Jx39iHdZ
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) June 16, 2023

Biden: “My dad used to say the single worst abuse of all was the abuse of power.”

pic.twitter.com/XLf952bJ6f
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) June 16, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM

Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 16, 2023 06:21 PM (odBp6)

2 Top ten?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2023 06:21 PM (goJt/)

3 He must mean the drag queens.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2023 06:22 PM (AmoqO)

4 When I finished reading all the thread, I found no comments at the bottom. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 06:22 PM (aD39U)

5 Joe was going for the full boob but had to settle for the side.

Posted by: huerfano at June 16, 2023 06:23 PM (7zEAH)

6 Biden is a Sex Pistols fan.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 16, 2023 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

7 Beer can yard bird in work. Happy Friday, mouth breathers!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 16, 2023 06:25 PM (YRsIm)

8 >>>Joe was going for the full boob but had to settle for the side.

side boob is second best boob (after underboob)

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2023 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

9 Bud Light isn't the only thing that's easy to enjoy.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 16, 2023 06:26 PM (a3Q+t)

10 As Eva Longoria, after moving herself away from him, yelled '4 More Years', so no. She learned no lessons and never will. Leftism is a Cult. Anyway, considering what she has had to do to get roles, a little boob grab would hardly bother her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2023 06:26 PM (sAmhv)

11 As much as I couldn't believe Trump was President, I really can't believe this demented, vicious piece of garbage is President.

He not my President.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 06:27 PM (up/3i)

12 here is a cover of Dead or Alive's You Spin Me Round

https://youtu.be/b4JfmlpAdRM

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 06:27 PM (xhaym)

13 etween the lines: Whitworth's latest statement stopped short of the apology that conservatives want. But that could alienate the consumers who have stuck with the brand.

"We recognize that over the last two months, the discussion surrounding our company and Bud Light has moved away from beer," the statement says. "We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone."

Your beer is for weirdos and pedos. No thank you.

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Completely agree Ace.
They chose their preferred customers, now they can survive on those customer's dime.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:28 PM (P59V4)

14 Anyway, considering what she has had to do to get roles, a little boob grab would hardly bother her.

yeah I'm not even convinced that she was moving his hand away because she didn't look flustered in the least. She was thrilled to be within groping distance of him, prolly has pics of her intimacy with him all over her socials already

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2023 06:28 PM (iTnyt)

15 WHY does Biden have to hold a microphone in front of two OTHER microphones at the podium? Does he have a prescription? A note from his babysitter?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 16, 2023 06:29 PM (glGDV)

16 Eva L can choke on an old man d for all I care but I almost feel sorry for her being the target of all that old man breath inches from her face. So gross.

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 06:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

17 >>>Joe was going for the full boob but had to settle for the side.

side boob is second best boob (after underboob)
Posted by: ace

hmmm... I always thought braille boob was best.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:30 PM (P59V4)

18 First, we are investing to protect the jobs of our frontline employees."

they've already had to drastically cut production and lay off workers. wtaf is he talking about?

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2023 06:32 PM (iTnyt)

19 The Return of Gropey Joe & The Five Fingers of Felony
.......

Oh good, I love a Dirty Grandpa thread!

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

20 Seeing a Google News flash, within the hour Daniel Ellsberg is at room temperature
He leaked the Pentagon Papers
Was 92 and as said won't make 93

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 06:33 PM (xhxe8)

21 Maybe if FJB had listened to his dad, he wouldn't be a corruptocratic tyrant.

And maybe FJB would have been a better father to his own sons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 06:33 PM (BpYfr)

22 "We recognize that over the last two months, the discussion surrounding our company and Bud Light has moved away from beer," the statement says, "... and onto perversion and mental illness."

Who's going to be their next spokesman? Jeffrey Dahmer? John Wayne Gacy? Ed Gein?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

23 hmmm... I always thought braille boob was best.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

If you 'read' a 'V' or 'Q', runnnnnnnn!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 06:33 PM (JOV35)

24 At some point, I expect a big reveal, in which Norm MacDonald reveals that he faked his death, donned a state-of-the-art prosthetic be bald, and had been playing a senator from PA since the last election. Fetterman acts and sounds like Norm pretending to be a retard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 06:33 PM (ppBhU)

25 Harry and Megan didn't get the full $20 million, only a portion. Same with Netflix. They officially have money problems.

Sad!

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 16, 2023 06:34 PM (ei7q6)

26 Your beer is for weirdos and pedos.

I didn't say that. I'd have never said that.
Mr Whitworth said that, and sent his weirdo to drive home his point. I will not dispute it with him.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 16, 2023 06:34 PM (jYCXf)

27 Good luck with that conversation Bud Guy, you sell gaywad beer, nobody wants to drink gaywad beer.

Not even the gays.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 06:35 PM (up/3i)

28 Bud light going on a listening tour? I think that’s the corporate equivalent of checking yourself into rehab after getting caught on pedo island

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 06:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

29 hmmm... I always thought braille boob was best.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:30 PM

Concur.

Posted by: Montgomery's tubercles at June 16, 2023 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

30 Here ace, this is billed as "Top Level Russian Trolling" on Twitter

https://tinyurl.com/2v2z6fx3

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 06:36 PM (xhaym)

31 side boob is second best boob (after underboob)
Posted by: ace

hmmm... I always thought braille boob was best.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:30 PM (P59V4)
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Dialing in Tokyo is very cool

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 16, 2023 06:36 PM (T/Lqj)

32 "My dad used to say that the single worst abuse of all was the abuse of power. While he held me down and made love to my ass. He was an strict father, but a very good lover."

Posted by: Joe Biden, Extemporaneous Remarks at June 16, 2023 06:36 PM (ppBhU)

33 Do you suppose...no, it is unthinkable...but just suppose, just imagine, that people are getting really really tired of Harry and Meghan.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2023 06:37 PM (vbRVv)

34 I need to study Joe Biden and learn those Old Demented Man moves so as I get older I can go around groping and smelling hair like a professional.

Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2023 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

35 Harry and Megan didn't get the full $20 million, only a portion. Same with Netflix. They officially have money problems.

Sad!
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 16, 20

Oh no. There goes my weekend.

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

36 "God save the (dead) queen"

Maybe he is a Sex Pistols fan?

Wasn't he just in Ireland saying "F-uck the English royalty?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:37 PM (BTsKw)

37 Joe almost got up to a jog for a split second there.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

38 The company's summer ad campaign, which begins next week, will portray Bud Light as "easy to drink and easy to enjoy," he added in the statement Thursday.

I didn't know that drinking any other beer was like choking down some caustic foul brew.

Water is easy to drink and easy to enjoy too.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2023 06:39 PM (b2dH9)

39 the liquor store I visit far too often has no Bud Light. Some Budweiser, plenty of Modelo (lotsa Messicans in our AO), plus all the local brews that my town is famous for.

Owner seems pretty based.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 16, 2023 06:39 PM (T/Lqj)

40 All boob is the best boob.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:39 PM (BTsKw)

41 If there's one thing that masculine men crave and appreciate it's listening tours where we get to express our feelings. That's why when women say things like, "We need to talk," we react so positively and enthusiastically. "Yes, let's turn down the game, and rap about thoughts and feelings. Finally, even more talking."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

42 Joe almost got up to a jog for a split second there.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
____________

After asking whether he was to exit stage left or right, and then having a minder gently guide him in the right direction.

The country's in the best of hands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

43 "He was an strict father, but a very good lover."

"Daddy says I'm the best at it"

https://youtu.be/VaJDaz_aKyQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)

44 Biden: "Did you see my slick move? I got a feel of Eva Longoria! Right in front of everyone! And I got away with it!"

Staffer: "Mr. President, I don't think those are even real. Anyway, this is a meeting about Defense policy."

Biden: "You mean, like, bras?"

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2023 06:40 PM (vbRVv)

45 That's why when women say things like, "We need to talk," we react so positively and enthusiastically.
______________

If a positive and enthusiastic reaction is throwing a rope over a joist in the garage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (YqDXo)

46 You know, we didn't even get into the comments before this thread turned into a boob thread.

Well done Ace!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (JOV35)

47 Biden was trying to do the Steve Martin move from Leap of Faith!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (KRe1G)

48 >>> 39 the liquor store I visit far too often has no Bud Light. Some Budweiser, plenty of Modelo (lotsa Messicans in our AO), plus all the local brews that my town is famous for.

Owner seems pretty based.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 16, 2023 06:39 PM (T/Lqj)

iirc CO is one of the bigger microbrewing states. Many good choices.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (llON8)

49 Joke Bribe'em, he's only a grope away

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (c+iN0)

50 First, we are investing to protect the jobs of our frontline employees."

they've already had to drastically cut production and lay off workers. wtaf is he talking about?
Posted by: kallisto

He is talking about FRONT LINE workers who can affect future sales. The guys in the warehouse are disposable. The ones at the distributors who place product and push sales are important.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:42 PM (BTsKw)

51 >>> 49 Joke Bribe'em, he's only a grope away
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (c+iN0)

He only wanted to feel 10% of the boob, was that so unreasonable??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 06:43 PM (llON8)

52 The company's summer ad campaign, which begins next week, will portray Bud Light as "easy to drink and easy to enjoy,"
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Suuure, just like pissing on us and telling us it's rain, we're not buying it...

Posted by: formerly known as at June 16, 2023 06:43 PM (Ycens)

53
Re: Fetterman

I know what he's talking about while simultaneously not knowing what the hell he's talking about. My Schrödinger's cat Senator.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 06:43 PM (enJYY)

54 Harry is the new Duke of Windsor
Gave it all up for a woman of questionable repute-
now he can look forward to a life of sponging off others

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

55 I am so sorry, Eva... I thought you were a little girl!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 06:44 PM (ptElO)

56 Once you have eliminated all possibilities, all you are left with is Sasquatch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 06:44 PM (up/3i)

57 41 If there's one thing that masculine men crave and appreciate it's listening tours where we get to express our feelings. That's why when women say things like, "We need to talk," we react so positively and enthusiastically. "Yes, let's turn down the game, and rap about thoughts and feelings. Finally, even more talking."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

*snort*.
I wonder if he’ll be surprised when the only ones who show up for his “lets share our feelings and cuddle ” tour are a bunch of Dylans.

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 06:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

58 54 Harry is the new Duke of Windsor
Gave it all up for a woman of questionable repute-
now he can look forward to a life of sponging off others
Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO

That sounds like a limerick waiting to be born. Where's Muldoon when you need him?

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2023 06:44 PM (vbRVv)

59
"Ninety-five
Ninety-five
Ninety-five"

Sen Fetterman

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO8)

60
Joe went for the side boob on the full figured woman. With prepubescent girls he goes for the nipple.

Progress?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 06:45 PM (enJYY)

61 After asking whether he was to exit stage left or right, and then having a minder gently guide him in the right direction.

I personally want to watch him dive into the unsuspecting crowd from the stage hallucinating a mosh pit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2023 06:45 PM (b2dH9)

62 iirc CO is one of the bigger microbrewing states. Many good choices.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 06:41 PM (llON

Yup. So many good small craft breweries. No need to choke down a Bud Light or a Pabst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 16, 2023 06:45 PM (T/Lqj)

63 "We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone."
Even for conservatives?

I feel so important now that Bud Light will finally listen to me! My voice will have been heard! I am receiving validation!

Posted by: PG at June 16, 2023 06:45 PM (84jHt)

64 Because I'm still in the last thread:

174 167 My right leg is shorter, and walking long distances spazzed my back. Any suggestions?

Change your name to Eileen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2023 06:02 PM (IAwid)

I had to think about this before I laffed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 06:46 PM (OX9vb)

65 RE fetterman and the 95 95 95

Someone really needs to create a crisis about chilli just so we can get a quote of him saying "Pork and beans! Pork and beans!"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:46 PM (BTsKw)

66 He meant the Queen of Jordan Mr O'Spades. Duh! She is a hotty for those into royals.

Posted by: Fozzy at June 16, 2023 06:46 PM (8bS9M)

67 The Dodgers are about to celebrate the Nun Haters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 06:47 PM (63Dwl)

68 The Dodgers are about to celebrate the Nun Haters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 06:47 PM (63Dwl)
________________

I'll wait until they celebrate the Flying Imams.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

69 67 The Dodgers are about to celebrate the Nun Haters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 06:47 PM (63Dwl)

Finally, after the Bud Light fiasco, an organization that really understands its target market.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2023 06:48 PM (vbRVv)

70 That's why when women say things like, "We need to talk," we react so positively and enthusiastically.

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Those are the four words coming from women that have broken up so many marriages.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 16, 2023 06:48 PM (BdMk6)

71 Longoria handled that like a pro, probably used to handsy execs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 06:48 PM (0hOvj)

72 Representatives for Harry and ~~Meghan~~ his future ex-wife did not immediately respond to a request for comment from NBC News.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

73 Suuure, just like pissing on us and telling us it's rain, we're not buying it...
Posted by: formerly known as at June 16, 2023 06:43 PM (Ycens)

They just want to reassure you that "the rain" tastes better than an IPA

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 06:49 PM (xhaym)

74 Remain calm. Norms are restored! REMAIN CALM. NORMS ARE RESTORED!!

Posted by: Kevin Bacon 2.0 at June 16, 2023 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

75 You know, we didn't even get into the comments before this thread turned into a boob thread.

Well done Ace!
Posted by: Tonypete

What did you expect? It's Friday!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:50 PM (P59V4)

76 A Princeling once widely adored
Took up with a Borderline whore
She snipped off his balls
And screened all his calls

OK, I'm stuck for a last line.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (vbRVv)

77 My right leg is shorter, and walking long distances spazzed my back. Any suggestions?

Change your name to Eileen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2023 06:02 PM

At least you've got legs. I'm don't, and I'm a swimmer. Know what they call me?

Posted by: Bob at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

78 Bless the Queen of Connecticut and the Duke of New York, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

79 I swear I almost want to become a Dem politician just so I can do whatever I want and get away with it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (cMXNt)

80 64 Because I'm still in the last thread:

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The HQ is like the finger.

"The moving moron comments; and, having commented, moves on: nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all thy tears wash out a word of it."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:52 PM (BTsKw)

81 "Ninety-five
Ninety-five
Ninety-five"

Sen Fetterman
Posted by: DB

Hey, Sen F. don't play the record backwards.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:52 PM (P59V4)

82 Too bad Tranhauser can't find that existing marketing research they paid millions for over the years. So now they are going to do fake listening tours with actors dressed as blue collar workers and learn, .... nothing. They'll produce more red, white, and blue ads hoping to bring back customers.

Sorry Charlie, spurned customers don't hunt.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (8vzCZ)

83 "Easy to drink, and easy to enjoy?" Boy howdy, that will certainly get every beer drinker stampeding to the stores to buy Bud Light! And we're "easy?" The connotation won't be lost on people. It's not favorable. I wonder how many Harvard grads spent the past two months laboring full-time to develop this laughable ad theme? Any engineer could do better.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (AMIL/)

84 I just picked up some Yuengling Black & Tan and, earlier in the week, I grabbed a case of Leinenkugel Summer Shandy. Good and primed for the weekend.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (DTX3h)

85 Kindltot, congratulations on your upcoming MoMe. I'll send some door prizes if you wish

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (E4xt+)

86
A Princeling once widely adored
Took up with a Borderline whore
She snipped off his balls
And screened all his calls

OK, I'm stuck for a last line.
Posted by: Splunge
Then defiantly showed him the door

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

87 "We recognize that over the last two months, the discussion surrounding our company and Bud Light has moved away from beer," the statement says. "We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone."

Then explain to me in the simplest terms, if you are beer company that just makes beer, why did you link your product to a psychotic mental case attention whore. If you make beer for everyone, why did you tell your customers that they are "too fratty" and need to cozy up to perverts and deviants.

Beer is NOT for everyone. Particularly to minors, alcoholics and Baptists.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (b2dH9)

88 They just want to reassure you that "the rain" tastes better than an IPA
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 06:49 PM

They're more abundant in Africa.

Posted by: Toto at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

89 My right leg is shorter, and walking long distances spazzed my back. Any suggestions?

Change your name to Eileen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2023 06:02 PM

At least you've got legs. I'm don't, and I'm a swimmer. Know what they call me?
Posted by: Bob at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

When I get in the pool they call me "Circles".

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

90 I don't think I've ever said, "We need to talk" to my spouse. I just start talking-novel concept, I know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (Keyt1)

91 Representatives for Harry and Meghan his future ex-wife did not immediately respond to a request for comment from NBC News.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
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That is gonna be a truly epic divorce hearing. The stuff of legend. Two emotionally immature people squaring off over money, kids, shattered dreams, some serious career blunders ... they should put it on PPV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

92 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (cMXNt)

93 66: Hola!

Posted by: Queen Letizia at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (odBp6)

94 And you people thought I was losing my faculties...

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (amJF4)

95 I don't think I've ever said, "We need to talk" to my spouse. I just start talking-novel concept, I know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (Keyt1)
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No point in telegraphing your punches, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

96 God save the Queen, man

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 06:55 PM (geLO8)

97 That is gonna be a truly epic divorce hearing. The stuff of legend. Two emotionally immature people squaring off over money, kids, shattered dreams, some serious career blunders ... they should put it on PPV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

"It's a right to the body and a left to the jaw and . . .
DOWN GOES HARRY!! DOWN GOES HARRY!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 06:55 PM (JOV35)

98 And you people thought I was losing my faculties...
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (amJF4)
_______________

No. We thought you HAD lost your faculties. Time to switch to the past perfect tense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

99 Damn I missed the fat post. Probably wasn't room for me in the comments anyway.

Posted by: Jabba at June 16, 2023 06:55 PM (SUc4N)

100 "My right leg is shorter, and walking long distances spazzed my back. Any suggestions?"

walk on hillsides with the short leg on the high side?

I have the same issue, broken leg set wrong and one leg is 3/4" shorter, put a bad curve (sideways) in my back, and have a lower disk issue ... chiropractor looked at my x-rays and was surprised I was walking. (that was 25 years ago, need to keep moving, I'm resisting surgery till I'm in serious pain)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (Cus5s)

101 If I had an open can of Bud Lite in front of me right now, it would remind me constantly of the genotypic and phenotypic males that steal trophies from genuine female athletes. So, no, it is NOT easy to enjoy!

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (r72iY)

102 92 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Hey Joe

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (BTsKw)

103 A Princeling once widely adored
Took up with a Borderline whore
She snipped off his balls
And screened all his calls

OK, I'm stuck for a last line.
Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (vbRVv)
.......

and now they can't afford s'mores

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

104 Marketing people are stupid: expect a Budwieser commercial mashup of clydesdales, Spuds McKenzie and "WHAT UP"!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (cMXNt)

105 92 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (cMXNt)

GNR: I Used to Love Her, but I Had to Kill Her

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (DTX3h)

106 "It's a right to the body and a left to the jaw and . . .
DOWN GOES HARRY!! DOWN GOES HARRY!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 06:55 PM (JOV35)
______________

"But Megan has been warned by the ref to knock off the low blows, and had a point taken away."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

107 Got me some Shiner for the last part of my time up here in the DC area, in the People’s Republic of MD.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (odBp6)

108 You couldn't make this shit up

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 06:56 PM (geLO8)

109
Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

The Breakup Song?

https://youtu.be/fmyidCAFMtg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

110
At least Ace didn't subject us to the image of the biological male, pretending to be a female, with silicone implants who bared them on the White House lawn on Trannie Day.

Yet. It does seem like it could be a good 'parting gift' before the weekend.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (enJYY)

111 Damn I missed the fat post. Probably wasn't room for me in the comments anyway.
Posted by: Jabba

You were well represented even if you weren't there physically.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (P59V4)

112 105: that’s about a dog.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (odBp6)

113 @92

>>Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?

Easy, Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (up/3i)

114 At least you've got legs. I'm don't, and I'm a swimmer. Know what they call me?
Posted by: Bob at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

If you hung around by the front door, I would guess your name is Mat

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (b2dH9)

115 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

I'm not really much of a "punchy" person-except when I'm very tired. FenSpouse is a good man; Of course everybody has times when they're irritable with their spouse, but I am very blessed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (Keyt1)

116 "It's a right to the body and a left to the jaw and . . .
DOWN GOES HARRY!! DOWN GOES HARRY!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 06:55 PM (JOV35)

That's my purse! I don't know you!

Posted by: The Duchess of Sussex at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

117 > Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?

"What I Don't Know (Might Get You Killed)"
Dwight Yoakam

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO8)

118 If you hung around by the front door, I would guess your name is Mat
Posted by: Reuben Hick

If you are near the wall, you must be 'Art'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (JOV35)

119 Go get your Shiner box.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

120 joe is constantly giving us life lessons from his WW2 draft dodging father.

Posted by: x at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (ZBPE2)

121 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?

Kiss him (her) goodbye?

https://youtu.be/IoyvvEWHodk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (0hOvj)

122 >>Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM

Can We Still Be Friends as sung by Robert Palmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfH27fYKbZ4

Posted by: huerfano at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (7zEAH)

123 I'm not really much of a "punchy" person-except when I'm very tired. FenSpouse is a good man; Of course everybody has times when they're irritable with their spouse, but I am very blessed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (Keyt1)
____________

I'm sure, Fen. I was just kidding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

124 At least you've got legs. I'm don't, and I'm a swimmer. Know what they call me?

Posted by: Bob at June 16, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

Bob?

Posted by: javems at June 16, 2023 06:59 PM (wxGfW)

125 >>Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 06:54 PM

Can We Still Be Friends as sung by Robert Palmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfH27fYKbZ4
Posted by: huerfano at June 16, 2023 06:58 PM (7zEAH)
______________

"I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

126 Breakup song: “Remember Me Lover” by Porcupine Tree

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 16, 2023 06:59 PM (odBp6)

127 A listening tour? Ok, listen up.

Fuck you

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2023 07:00 PM (u73oe)

128 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 07:00 PM (P59V4)

129 What is the best breakup song?

Bobby Womack
If You Think You're Lonely Now

Posted by: x at June 16, 2023 07:00 PM (ZBPE2)

130 I saw Gropey Joe & The Five Fingers of Felony open for 65daysofstatic at The Six Six in 2005.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2023 07:00 PM (DgGvY)

131
Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood
https://is.gd/jvVgYZ

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 07:00 PM (P59V4)

132 At least you've got legs. I'm don't, and I'm a swimmer. Know what they call me?

Posted by: Bob

If only I could reach that damn doorbell.

Posted by: Mat at June 16, 2023 07:01 PM (BTsKw)

133 "I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."

And I remember what she said to me
How she swore that it never would end
I remember how she held me oh so tight
Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

https://youtu.be/IV6-RRQ5QMc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:01 PM (0hOvj)

134 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 16, 2023 07:01 PM (BdMk6)

135 "Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood
______________

That should be Trump's 2024 campaign song.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

136 That is gonna be a truly epic divorce hearing. The stuff of legend. Two emotionally immature people squaring off over money, kids, shattered dreams, some serious career blunders ... they should put it on PPV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
........

It will last longer than McCain's funeral.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

137 Axios has learned that Whitworth plans to go on the road around the U.S. this summer to listen to consumers, in connection with Budweiser's MLB sponsorship.

Bring your six year old daughter, niece or granddaughter so I can wag my exposed nuts in her face.

If you aren't willing to do that, you will finally understand our side.

FO.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 07:02 PM (nW4TA)

138 Here's that Dwight Yoakam song
https://tinyurl.com/muncmf35

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 07:02 PM (geLO8)

139 Best break up song, thank God and greyhound your gone

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 07:02 PM (E4xt+)

140 Just so you know here is my current breakup playlist:

If You Could Read My Mind - Lightfoot
Time For Me To Fly - REO
Already Gone - Kelly Clarkson
I Keep Forgettin' - Michael McDonald
It's A Laugh - Daryl Hall and John Oates
Different Drum - Linda Ronstadt
Good Riddance - Green Day
That Ain't Love - REO
Used to Love Her - GNR
Evil Woman - ELO

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:02 PM (cMXNt)

141 After cheating on its customers for a shallow shiny thing, Bud Light wants to come back to the relationship. "I really love you, baby. I didn't mean what I said or what I did."

Posted by: TRex at June 16, 2023 07:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

142 It will last longer than McCain's funeral.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)
_________________

It's gonna be broken beer bottles and bicycle chains, unless I'm much deceived.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

143 92 Post hijack. What is the best breakup song?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

R. L. Burnside "It's Bad, You Know."

"..she asked me why, I just went on 'head an told her..."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

144 Kindltot, congratulations on your upcoming MoMe. I'll send some door prizes if you wish
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 06:53 PM (E4xt+)

That would be nice, I hadn't gotten that far in planning.
Please send me an email.

Oh, hey I am remiss: There is a Western Oregon MoMe in August. There is an email link in the sidebar of the front page, drop me an email and I will send you out the packet with all the particulars.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 07:03 PM (xhaym)

145 NY Post: Bill Simmons calls ~~Prince Harry, Meghan Markle~~ The Spare and The Mare ‘f–king grifters’ after Spotify split

https://tinyurl.com/2p9kcp35

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 07:03 PM (yFhY9)

146 And people can now groan and roll their eyes, and change the channel,

but what helps us is be closer is that we pray together every morning for about 40 minutes. We also read a devotional or a passage from the Bible. We have time to do that, and part of that for me is sharing what I'm grateful for about him and what I am thankful for in what he might have done the previous day or just generally-such as he's a good dad and husband, and helps a lot at church, etc and I ask God to bless him and take care of him in his work and health

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (Keyt1)

147 "You're Gonna Kill That Girl by the Ramones is the best break-up song ever.

Posted by: Ramones 4 Ever at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (Nn3xT)

148 I grab women only to prevent them from kissing me madly and grabbing for my zipper! Happens every time a woman gets close and senses the swave and deboner masculinity radiating from every square inch of my body!

When you claim I am sniffing a girl's or woman-woman's hair, I am only getting close enough from behind to whisper, "Remain calm and don't scream "Fvck me right now, Joe!" My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe the Sexual Animal at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (AMIL/)

149 Didja just break up, MAGA Ken? Or do you like to keep the playlist handy, just in case? LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

150 Song:

"You're breaking my heart. You're tearing it apart. F*ck you "!

Posted by: Beartooth at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (8vzCZ)

151 At least you've got legs. I'm don't, and I'm a swimmer. Know what they call me?

Posted by: Bob

If only I could reach that damn doorbell.
Posted by: Mat

I wish I could stand up.

Posted by: Ilene at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (nW4TA)

152 "My right leg is shorter, and walking long distances spazzed my back. Any suggestions?"

Move to West Virginia.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 16, 2023 07:05 PM (OKFMY)

153 to win back disaffected conservatives.

How many dicks they gonna suck?

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

154 Easy, Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (up/3i)

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I thought that was just about a fling.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (cMXNt)

155 Breakup song? Want You Gone from the end of Portal 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (xhaym)

156 Watching the dementia patient grabbing celebrity boob was creepy

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (EjmGU)

157 If Eva L was that close to Biden then fuck her too.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (iziT8)

158
Just so you know here is my current breakup playlist:

If You Could Read My Mind - Lightfoot

Absolutely Number One.

"I don't know where we went wrong
But the feeling's gone and I just can't get it back"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (enJYY)

159 149 Didja just break up, MAGA Ken? Or do you like to keep the playlist handy, just in case? LOL
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

------------------

Not broke up yet. Just keeping it handy. Marriage on the rocks.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:07 PM (cMXNt)

160 Best breakup song?

Your Cheating Heart
Hank Williams, Sr.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 07:07 PM (nW4TA)

161 The Great Bud Light Dick-Stepping Tour 2023

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:07 PM (iziT8)

162 Song.

Roxette- It must have been love.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 16, 2023 07:07 PM (8vzCZ)

163 36 "God save the (dead) queen"

Maybe he is a Sex Pistols fan?

Wasn't he just in Ireland saying "F-uck the English royalty?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2023 06:37 PM (BTsKw)

Maybe King Charles is transitioning...

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

164 I wouldn't be surprised if F. Joe didn't grope EVAN Longoria, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

165 Better Man.

Makes me tear up a little every time.

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 07:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

166 154 Easy, Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 06:57 PM (up/3i)

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I thought that was just about a fling.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:06 PM (cMXNt)

Huh? "Now I'm waitin' for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive..."

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 07:08 PM (AMIL/)

167 "Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood
______________
That should be Trump's 2024 campaign song.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Threadwinner candidate!

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2023 07:08 PM (DgGvY)

168 "Grope the Marine".

Posted by: Soon, Joe Biden's earpiece at June 16, 2023 07:09 PM (NCgXW)

169 Alabama is getting a Wawa store
Congratulations to the lucky area residents

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

170 Looks like I missed the cat thread.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 16, 2023 07:09 PM (t/2Uw)

171 What about my breakup song?

Posted by: Greg Kihn Band at June 16, 2023 07:09 PM (odBp6)

172 I was at a short track race one summer night years ago, and they had a personal appearance in which Jared from Subway rode a bicycle around the half mile.

Thinking the Bud listening tour will be a lot like that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 16, 2023 07:09 PM (jYCXf)

173 Hey Porter, Johnny Cash

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 07:10 PM (Eeb9P)

174 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for demtia related reasons?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 07:10 PM (EjmGU)

175 @154

>>I thought that was just about a fling.

I don't know, but telling a girl you are praying for the end of time so you can end your time with her is a little overwrought for a fling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:10 PM (up/3i)

176 Huh? "Now I'm waitin' for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive..."
Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 07:08 PM (AMIL/)

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Your right, but I kinda thought he wasn't going to break up but just put up with it. He's just waiting to die.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:11 PM (cMXNt)

177 If Biden's dad really said that, he was right.

Posted by: Emmie at June 16, 2023 07:11 PM (Emce2)

178
Alabama is getting a Wawa store
Congratulations to the lucky area residents

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:09 PM

The tanker carrying 8,000 some gallons of gasoline which destroyed I95 in Philly? Heading to a Wawa.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (enJYY)

179 Roy Orbison - Crying
Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin Feeling
Otis Redding - Pain In My Heart
Al Green (and others) - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
No Doubt - Don't Speak
Marvin Gaye - Heard It Through The Grapevine
Hall & Oates - She's Gone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (0hOvj)

180 174 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for demtia related reasons?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 07:10 PM

Uh...officially changing parties to the GOP?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (NCgXW)

181 179 Roy Orbison - Crying
Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin Feeling
Otis Redding - Pain In My Heart
Al Green (and others) - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
No Doubt - Don't Speak
Marvin Gaye - Heard It Through The Grapevine
Hall & Oates - She's Gone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (0hOvj)

50 ways to leave your lover--Paul Simon

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

182 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for dementia related reasons?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 07:10 PM (EjmGU)
________________

And get Kamala Sutra as Prez? They'd have to take out both of them, in which case the Prez would be ... Kevin McCarthy.

I say nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

183 139 Best break up song, thank God and greyhound your gone
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 07:02 PM (E4xt+)

Oh, good one!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (OX9vb)

184 I should tell the President that with great power comes great responsibility. It did wonders for my nephew, in time.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ben at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (odBp6)

185 182 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for dementia related reasons?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 07:10 PM (EjmGU)
________________

And get Kamala Sutra as Prez? They'd have to take out both of them, in which case the Prez would be ... Kevin McCarthy.

I say nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

We need an American Cincinatus...

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

186 Idiot Wind Bob Dylan

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (Eeb9P)

187 Best breakup song?
How Long Has This Been Going On? by Ace
or maybe
On My Own By Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (Uv0D2)

188 184 I should tell the President that with great power comes great responsibility. It did wonders for my nephew, in time.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ben at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (odBp6)

I'm no big fan of your rice, dude.

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

189 Bud light going on a listening tour? I think that’s the corporate equivalent of checking yourself into rehab after getting caught on pedo island

***

LASue, that is an epic comment!

Posted by: Grateful at June 16, 2023 07:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

190 > What will it take to get Joe removed from office for dementia related reasons?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Widespread political will to do the right thing
so forget it

Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO8)

191 "We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone."

Oh sorry. I thought you said queer.

Posted by: Disabled elderly pregnant child at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (nakGR)

192 Here is an early YouTube review of an early screening of the Indy 5 movie. One of the big takeaways is all the leaks are accurate, so apparently this movie is going to blow. The reviewer tends to ramble around a bit so have your fast forward button ready. The actual review begins at 5 minutes in.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Se4Knay1mkE

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (yFhY9)

193 She F*cking Hates Me

~Puddle Of Mud

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (iziT8)

194 *I should start a listening tour!

I am listening ,tell me how you feel. Any pain ? loss of hearing ?

Posted by: Der Paulus at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (V13WU)

195 Uh, why is the WHITE HOUSE being used to promote a movie about the guy who created a fast food... that has NOT helped our obesity problem?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (oHd/0)

196 Breakup song: You’re wanted by the police and my wife thinks you’re dead. - Junior Brown.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 16, 2023 07:15 PM (QdFeY)

197
50 ways to leave your lover--Paul Simon

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:12 PM

Made the mistake of having that album on as dinner music for a date. It made for some uncomfortable questions. "Is that you, are you going to slip out the back?"

No joy that night.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 07:15 PM (enJYY)

198 God save the queen? Queen of the Silver Dollar?

Maybe he’s just nuts?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 16, 2023 07:15 PM (9X60i)

199 193 She F*cking Hates Me

~Puddle Of Mud

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (iziT

"Shot Through the Heart" by Bon Jovi?

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

200 Break up songs and message to bud light

Here’s a quarter call someone who cares—Travis Tritt

Posted by: 7man at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (qwO6y)

201 *off Sprichst du Deutsch

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (V13WU)

202 How about a song about a specific breakup? About Phil Spector, in the wall-of-sound style of Phil Spector.

Marillion - Beyond You

https://youtu.be/7HEhEQUamCU

I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain
As the space between us drives me insane

The whole album is about how celebrity destroys a person. The opener, Gazpacho, is about OJ Simpson, and the closer, King, about Kurt Cobain.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (DgGvY)

203 The Thrill is gone. BB King

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (t/2Uw)

204 Pearl Jam - Black

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be
Oh, can't it be mine?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)

205 Break up Song?

Hank Williams the Third...

You put the Cunt in Country...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (oHd/0)

206 The breakup songs also serve a dual purpose relating to my relationship with the USA. LOL.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:17 PM (cMXNt)

207 If you've broken up and are really feeling sorry for yourself "Whiskey Lullaby" will push you over the edge.

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2023 07:17 PM (gLRfa)

208 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for demtia related reasons?

Posted by: That Northernlurker

=====

If Jill isn't on board with the plan, it cant happen. How do you apply leverage to someone who could just as easily turn the tables?

she wants to remain First Lady, she'll wheel him around like Pike if that's what it takes.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 16, 2023 07:17 PM (fwLJk)

209
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (ENBF0)

210 "Too Late Baby" by Carol King?

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

211 I suppose the song about the Edmund Fitzgerald is the wrong sort of breakup.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (xhaym)

212 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be
Oh, can't it be mine?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)

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I'm in more of the "it's not me, it's you" situation.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (cMXNt)

213 211 I suppose the song about the Edmund Fitzgerald is the wrong sort of breakup.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (xhaym)

That relationship really sunk.

Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

214 Anheuser-Busch U.S. CEO Brendan Whitworth

--

C.I.A. agent Brendan Whitworth

From ditch digger to CEO in 8 years.

Nothing to see here, citizen.

https://tinyurl.com/2mhglofv

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (SfD1B)

215 "God save the Queen, man."

I hope the Secret Service always has a big wild animal capture net ready to throw over Joe and quickly haul him off-stage, when he starts re-enacting the Corn Pop showdown or calls kids on-stage to stroke his golden leg hairs.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 07:19 PM (AMIL/)

216 Sundowner is always one speech away from causing a total international crisis or telling a Deep State secret.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:19 PM (xhxe8)

217 We recognize that the conversation has moved away from beer?

Maybe because YOU FUCKING STARTED THE MOVEMENT?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

218 Biden tried to grab some side-boob of Former Celebrity Eva Longoria, but she caught him red-handed and pushed his wandering hands away.

As Burisma Biden sinks deeper into dementia, expect a lot more of this.

The technical term is "inappropriate behavior".

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 07:19 PM (2tUFv)

219 213 211 I suppose the song about the Edmund Fitzgerald is the wrong sort of breakup.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (xhaym)

That relationship really sunk.
Posted by: Cumala at June 16, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

Yup, hit rock bottom...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

220 Best breakup songs?

These are in the NSFW category. (That means don't click here, Fen.)

For married people: https://youtu.be/2ZOyPjEhzFI

For singles, a wish to the lover they've left behind: https://youtu.be/d9DUqjNMZ60

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2023 07:21 PM (Bd6X8)

221 In back more honorable times, a fuck up as big as the Bud Light fiasco would have the entire leadership team of Bud resign. So my first question I'd ask on his listening tour is "why haven't you resigned yet"?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:21 PM (cMXNt)

222 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for demtia related reasons?

RFK, Jr. getting 40% of the vote in the early primaries.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 07:21 PM (2tUFv)

223 I'm in more of the "it's not me, it's you" situation.

"One Less Set of Footsteps" Jim Croce

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2023 07:22 PM (nfrXX)

224 They are just rubbing our noses in this shit to humiliate us and to let us know there is nothing we can do.

Ugly is beauty
Biden is honest.
The FBI is full on honest folks
We're not grooming your children
ICE cars are evil.
Gas heat and cooking are evil.
Bugs are yummy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2023 07:23 PM (vg8N1)

225 190 > What will it take to get Joe removed from office for dementia related reasons?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Widespread political will to do the right thing
so forget it
Posted by: DB - at June 16, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO

They've gone all in to save him... Witness suddenly dead... Ukraine a mess but NOT in the news... Trump arrested... hell, even releasing UFO leaks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:23 PM (oHd/0)

226 Sundowner is always one speech away from causing a total international crisis or telling a Deep State secret.

"Goddamn right I ordered the pipelines blown!

Those Krauts couldn't be trusted, so we solved the problem for them!"

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 07:23 PM (2tUFv)

227 "It's too late baby, it's too late."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2023 07:24 PM (vg8N1)

228 BIDEN: “God save the Queen!"

-
Well, it is Hubris Month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 16, 2023 07:24 PM (FVME7)

229 Not necessarily my favorite musical style, but Motley Crue "don't go away mad, just go away' always gets a wry smile out of me.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 16, 2023 07:24 PM (fwLJk)

230 216 Sundowner is always one speech away from causing a total international crisis or telling a Deep State secret.
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:19 PM (xhxe

Yeh just ask seal team six

Posted by: 7man at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (qwO6y)

231 We realize the conversation has moved away from beer and I for one will not sit idly by while someone degrades the United States of America!

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (iziT8)

232 I guess "Sick of You" by GWAR could be considered a break-up song.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (DTX3h)

233 Sundowner is always one speech away from causing a total international crisis or telling a Deep State secret.

"Goddamn right I ordered the pipelines blown!

Those Krauts couldn't be trusted, so we solved the problem for them!"
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 07:23 PM (2tUFv)
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I'm guessing when FJB spouts out a classified Deep State secret, it's suddenly no big deal because the President can declassify whatever he wants.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (BpYfr)

234 Over Now, by Coverdale/Page, for another breakup song.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ben at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (odBp6)

235 Hit the road,Jack.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (E4xt+)

236 What will it take to get Joe removed from office for demtia related reasons?

RFK, Jr. getting 40% of the vote in the early primaries.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Pervert

Newsom jumping in. Then the Michigan witch ( I have totally blocked out her name). The free for all will start. I think Newsom will be first. He'll claim he is responding to DeSantis's challenge but it will be the signal.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (t/2Uw)

237 Ukraine a mess but NOT in the news...

Shame!

The Party Line is that the Ukrainian counteroffensive "is making steady progress"!

Just read the Daily Mail for guidance on the Approved Position, Citizen!

Posted by: The Deep State! at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (2tUFv)

238 Nood. Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

239 Woodstock: Number 9, number 9, number 9.

Fettermonster: 95, 95, 95

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (FVME7)

240 OH... break up songs???

Guns and Roses? I used to love her, but then I had to kill her.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (oHd/0)

241
As Burisma Biden sinks deeper into dementia, expect a lot more of this.

The technical term is "inappropriate behavior".

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 07:19 PM

Inappropriate but entirely predictable. If he wasn't in the White House with all sorts of security to protect him - the next step, the usual course of events, is the casual stroll outdoors entirely naked. That's usually the step that gets the family members to pony up for the 'Memory Care' (*cough dementia cough*) side of the Assisted Living facility.

How did we get here?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (enJYY)

242 Cafe is open.

First round's on me!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

243 Paper Airplane, Alison Krauss & Union Station

Here all alone and still wonderin' why
Waitin' inside for the cold to get colder
And here where it's clear that I've wasted my time
Hopin' to fly 'cause it's almost over now

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (aBJcM)

244 224: War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

Posted by: Eric Arthur Blair at June 16, 2023 07:26 PM (odBp6)

245 187 Best breakup song?
How Long Has This Been Going On? by Ace
or maybe
On My Own By Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald
Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 07:13

Guns and Roses "I used to love her"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM (NCgXW)

246 As I suspected, The Biden Crime Family and Ukraine had off shore Bank accounts to do the money laundry

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM (xhxe8)

247 I'm guessing when FJB spouts out a classified Deep State secret

Well, he did blurt out that he was presiding over the biggest election fraud operation of all time, and that was ignored.

Posted by: The Deep State! at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM (2tUFv)

248 I am guessing Taylor Swift has like 80 breakup songs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM (0hOvj)

249 I saw a video on twitter that showed Russian drones blowing the shit out of the stuff we sent to Ukraine.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2023 07:28 PM (vg8N1)

250 Best breakup songs:

The Ballad of Robert Moore and Betty Coltrane

https://youtu.be/wrjmcyaBYoY

Spoilers: It's a murder ballad

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 07:28 PM (SfD1B)

251 BIDEN: “God save the Queen!"
_____________

Wut? Is Buttgieg ill or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

252 251 BIDEN: “God save the Queen!"
_____________

Wut? Is Buttgieg ill or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

LOL

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

253 214: NETWORKING!!! It’s not what you know but WHO you know!!!

Posted by: Cheerfully chirped career-hunting advice at June 16, 2023 07:30 PM (odBp6)

254 Oh, you’re a beer company? Maybe you could’ve explained that to the ditzy bitch you put in charge of marketing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2023 07:31 PM (u73oe)

255
I am guessing Taylor Swift has like 80 breakup songs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM

Like Carrie Underwood keying the guys car, writing her name in his leather seats, and puncturing all his tires, Taylor Swift goes on the 'HELL NO' dating list.

Those girls gotta go Lebanese (sic) for a chance at a Saturday night date.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 07:31 PM (enJYY)

256 Having the white house running a FYC campaign for this film is all too fitting. As they're still promoting the film as a true story, despite everyone having to admit the janitor's claim to creating it is completely fabricated (and they knew this before they started filming, but made the movie any way)

Stuff like this is happening more and more in TV and movies, because they know in 20 years down the line people will watch the movie and take it as fact. They'll have every illiterate idiot just using movies to teach them about a past that never was.

But it's perfect movie for this presidency, a tall tale whose leader (Longoria) just lashes out and calls everyone racist when they admit get movies are crap and she's an awful director.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 16, 2023 07:32 PM (u0nWQ)

257 Break up songs? How bout Nilsson's "Your Breaking My Heart"

https://youtu.be/MiLKTKd5pgs

Posted by: javems at June 16, 2023 07:33 PM (wxGfW)

258 side boob is second best boob (after underboob)
Posted by: ace
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hmmm... I always thought braille boob was best.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 06:30 PM (P59V4)

Nakedbraille boob >> clothed braille boob >> peekaboo naked side boob >> peekaboo naked under boob

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at June 16, 2023 07:35 PM (nsTzf)

259 192 Here is an early YouTube review of an early screening of the Indy 5 movie. One of the big takeaways is all the leaks are accurate, so apparently this movie is going to blow. The reviewer tends to ramble around a bit so have your fast forward button ready. The actual review begins at 5 minutes in.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Se4Knay1mkE
Posted by: Lost In Space

Consensus: It was a bad copy of an Indy film and Flea Bag was the worst part of the film, "she actively makes the film worse." Odds on the official critic reviews are going to crush this movie and If that happens and the word of mouth goes far and wide, it might not even open at $60 million.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 07:37 PM (yFhY9)

260 WHY does Biden have to hold a microphone in front of two OTHER microphones at the podium? Does he have a prescription? A note from his babysitter?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 16, 2023 06:29 PM (glGDV)

Got distracted by Pooky's discussion of this, sorry. He says it's a grounding thing-a physical thing you can hold to connect you to reality.

Posted by: pookysgirl has learned a lot of psych terms at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (dtlDP)

261 "She ain't no human being, jack"- Joey Rotten

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 16, 2023 07:44 PM (lN/mO)

262 Re: God save the Queen

It is Pride Month after all. Maybe he meant God save the Queens!

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at June 16, 2023 07:57 PM (FR+I0)

263 "The 95, 95, 95... is a major atery (sic)."

Did he mean artery? Eatery? Ahh, well. He muttered words. More than what was expected.

Posted by: red speck at June 16, 2023 08:11 PM (Ny/Va)

264 Breakup songs? Losing End by Michael McDonald.

There aren't enough words to say
When all I mean is I no longer love you
I'd like to leave it lie right there
'Cause the rest ain't kind

Ouch.

Posted by: red speck at June 16, 2023 08:14 PM (Ny/Va)

265 Ace: "Your beer is for weirdos and pedos. No thank you."

Exactly. There's not a damn thing AB can do to resurrect the brand (and even the company). It pulled off its mask. That's who it is. Putting the mask back on doesn't cleanse it. It just indicates they're really into deception beyond the healthy lifestyle their alcohol provides.

No sale. Ever.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 16, 2023 08:42 PM (aXxgO)

266 Dispense with the whiny breakup songs and go right for Du Hast (Rammstein).

Posted by: TRex at June 16, 2023 08:42 PM (IQ6Gq)

267 Eva L is a white Conquistadora, not a POC

Posted by: Avi at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (cBCwV)

268 hey 95 ... 95 ... 95

Posted by: Neo at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (RovqD)

269 Yes
SOROS wins again
Hurting a company that is a major contributor to rightwing politicians AND stopping trumpets from drinking their fav beer

Posted by: Paul at June 16, 2023 09:50 PM (zUPzh)

270 Love or hate him, but "God save the Queen, man!" may be the coolest thing I've heard a President say in two centuries.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 16, 2023 11:16 PM (NTi06)

271 And RonRon comparing himself to Disciples:

https://tinyurl.com/37mtrmw3

Cringe 101

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