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Covid's Patient Zero Was... One of the Chinese Lab Workers Playing With Covid, Say... Chinese Government Officials
The Covid pandemic's patient zero may have been identified -- and he was not the unlucky consumer of a dodgy soup at a Wuhan wet market.I saw various people doubting this, figuring -- reasonably -- that if the Chinese government is claiming this is Patient Zero, they must be hiding the real patient zero. Who would be what? Maybe a member of the Chinese military overseeing the development of the weapon? I don't know about that, but Chinese officials are now at least admitting: Yes, it came from the lab that everyone not named "Anthony Fauci" knew it came from. Via David Strom, more from Michael Shellenberger.
Instead, according to new reports this week three separate Chinese government officials have all named scientist Ben Hu, who was in charge of gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, as the first human to be infected with the new disease. The well sourced report confirmed earlier reporting that the Covid pandemic had its origins in a Chinese virology lab at Wuhan, a story that was first broken by The Daily Telegraph's Sharri Markson.
That's impossible -- Anthony Fauci told me it had been proven this virus evolved naturally, and that there was no sign of gain-of-function manipulation!
According to multiple U.S. government officials interviewed as part of a lengthy investigation by Public and Racket, the first people infected by the virus, "patients zero," included Ben Hu, a researcher who led the WIV's "gain-of-function" research on SARS-like coronaviruses, which increases the infectiousness of viruses. ... Public officials in the U.S. and other countries have repeatedly suggested that uncovering the pandemic's origin may not be possible. "We may never know," said Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, who oversaw pandemic response for two administrations. Now, answers increasingly look within reach. Sources within the US government say that three of the earliest people to become infected with SARS-CoV-2 were Ben Hu, Yu Ping, and Yan Zhu. All were members of the Wuhan lab suspected to have leaked the pandemic virus. As such, not only do we know there were WIV scientists who had developed COVID-19-like illnesses in November 2019, but also that they were working with the closest relatives of SARS-CoV-2, and inserting gain-of-function features unique to it.
Ben Hu was the protegee and successor to Shi Zhengli -- the notorious "Bat Lady" of Wuhan.
When a source was asked how certain they were that these were the identities of the three WIV scientists who developed symptoms consistent with COVID-19 in the fall of 2019, we were told, "100%"
And the Chinese are confirming this.
"Ben Hu is essentially the next Shi Zhengli," said Alina Chan, a molecular biologist at the Broad Institute of MIT and Harvard, and coauthor with Matt Ridley of Viral: The Search for the Origin of Covid19. Shi is known as "the bat woman of China," and led the gain-of-function research at the WIV. "He was her star pupil. He had been making chimeric SARS-like viruses and testing these in humanized mice. If I had to guess who would be doing this risky virus research and most at risk of getting accidentally infected, it would be him." .. Hu and Yu researched the novel lineage of SARS-like viruses from which SARS-CoV-2 hails, and in 2019 coauthored a paper with Shi Zhengli that described SARS-like lineages they had studied over the years. Jamie Metzl, a former member of the World Health Organization expert advisory committee on human genome editing who raised questions starting in early 2020 about a possible research-related pandemic origin, said, "It's a game changer if it can be proven that Hu got sick with COVID-19 before anyone else. That would be the 'smoking gun.' Hu was the lead hands-on researcher in Shi's lab."
... On Dec. 29, 2017, two years before the pandemic began, Chinese state-run television aired a video that includes a scene of Ben Hu watching a lab worker handle specimens. Neither are wearing protective gear.Here's why Fauci is lying: DARPA rejected the grant to his buddy Peter Daszak to study the "furin cleavage sites" on the SARS virus at Wuhan. And after Obama ordered an end to funding gain-of-function, Fauci rewrote the rules and gave another grant, from the NIH, to Daszak to re-start gain-of-function research.
Biden supposedly ordered the National Directorate of Intelligence to reveal all US intelligence on the origins of covid, including the names of the first to be infected with it. We'll see if that happens. I have a strong, strong feeling that "order" will be "modified." Sources and methods must be protected, you know! Lives could be at stake! That's why we have to hide crucial information that would expose The Regime's lies from you! It's to save lives, not to cover up our own catastrophic, murderous failures and the lies we've told since then to cover them up! Speaking of the lies told to cover up The Regime's killing of millions: Fauci ordered up a letter to be published by a scientific journal which presumed to debunk the lab leak theory. I mean "the lab leak fact," of course. This letter said that it was impossible that Covid-19 was man-made. It also branded any theory that the novel respiratory bat coronavirus first detected in Wuhan was engineered in the novel respiratory bat coronavirus in Wuhan a "conspiracy theory," instead of what it reall was: So obvious that you'd have to be an "Expert" to dare denying it. Well, it turns out that one of the men recruited by Fauci to write that lie now says that the letter was "went too far," and was never intended to refute the lab-leak theory at all. He now claims he only intended to refute the claim that the virus had been created as a bioweapon. Weird, the letter never said that, and Fauci never mentioned this limitation on the claims made in the letter. They denied all possible laboratory origins.
In March 2018, the WIV, the EcoHealth Alliance, and the University of North Carolina applied for a $14 million grant from the U.S. Defense Advanced Research Project Agency DARPA to engineer "furin cleavage sites" into SARS-like coronaviruses to study how this affected their ability to grow and cause disease. Scientists say the key piece of the COVID-19 virus, which made it so transmissible compared to its closest relatives, was its unique furin cleavage site. Hu co-authored multiple papers on coronavirus research, including a 2017 paper on chimeric bat coronaviruses with Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth Alliance, which was funded in part by the NIH and the USAID Emerging Pandemic Threats PREDICT Program. Data privately shared with the NIH revealed that these chimeric SARS-like viruses grew far more quickly and caused more severe disease in humanized mice in the lab.
... Public sent emails and made phone calls to the NIH, WIV, EcoHealth Alliance, Daszak, Hu, and Shi over the last several days and did not hear back.
The Daily Mail:
One of the authors of an influential scientific paper credited with casting the Covid lab leak hypothesis as a fringe conspiracy theory has today admitted they went 'too far'. Professor Robert Garry, a respected microbiologist who works at Tulane University in New Orleans, is one of five bylined on a paper in March 2020 entitled 'The Proximal Origin of Sars-Cov-2'. This controversial paper has been accused of trying to shut down the idea that Covid might have leaked from a lab in Wuhan and had instead emerged naturally, crossing over from an animal. The letter, published in the journal Nature Medicine, concluded: 'We do not believe that any type of laboratory-based scenario is plausible.' Now, Dr Garry has told the BBC this statement was never meant to dismiss all types of potential lab leak.Maybe, "Expert." And besides -- the latest reporting is that Covid-19 was in fact developed under the auspices of the Chinese military as a, yes, bioweapon. So even this limited claim he now says he meant to make is a lie.
Speaking to Fever: The Hunt for Covid's Origin, an eight-part BBC Radio 4 series, he said they were aiming to dismiss the idea the virus had been intentionally crafted as a bioweapon. 'At that point we were still largely under the influence, when that particular sentence was written, with the notion that this may have been a bioengineered virus or maybe a weapon that just sort of accidentally released,' he said. But pressed by John Sudworth, the BBC's former Beijing Correspondent, on how the paper's principal conclusion covered all types of lab leaks, such as a from a disease research facility, Professor Garry admitted the wording was wrong. 'Maybe we went a little too far there,' he said.
The UK's Sunday Times, basically a centrist equivalent of The New York Times for Great Britain (The New York Times was actually named after the Times), has a bombshell report that COVID-19 was indeed engineered by the Chinese military using US funding. The US funding came through the EcoHealth Alliance. The trail of money went, as we already know, from the NIH through the EcoHealth Alliance to the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The Chinese Military became involved in the coronavirus research around 2017 when gain-of-function research started bearing fruit. The Times' report, which I strongly suspect is absolutely true although I have to take the Times' word on the provenance of the evidence, is based upon confidential documents leaked to them by investigators who were sent to Wuhan to study the outbreak. It also comes directly from the United States State Department's investigators who were sent to China to investigate the origins of the virus. There are extensive quotes from those State Department investigators.And who will go to jail for this? No one. Who even will lose their job for this? Again, no one -- The Regime protects its operatives.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: henry at June 15, 2023 02:11 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, gainfully employed again! But buy ammo at June 15, 2023 02:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (nwMio)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (gHSfI)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (gHSfI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, gainfully employed again! But buy ammo at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (xcxpd)
You get a Taiwan, and you get a Taiwan, and you get a Taiwan!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (XtkZj)
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This should not be taken as indication that the debunked "lab leak theory" and associated misinformation should be re-examined.
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)
Hu Ping Zhu? really? Ben Yu Yan? not much better that way. Seems like Sum Ting Wong and his copilots.
Posted by: henry at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (JMDly)
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The world will be made to join WHO.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Deepelemblues at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (7Cl3o)
Posted by: COVID-19 Outbreak at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (nwMio)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Cankels McCracken at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (BRhwL)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (w0NJk)
Well, it turns out that one of the men recruited by Fauci to write that lie now says that the letter was "went too far," and was never intended to refute the lab-leak theory at all.
The utter contradiction between what the letter said and the assertion that it was never intended to refute the lab-leak theory musta been unintentional. Lotta that going around.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (uVNqQ)
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Wet Markets are fish markets. No sell bats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (bA3Ln)
My first thought is: why would they say this?
I'd say the truth is some poor Uighur bastard was the first to get intentionally infected with this shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
BONG BONG BONG WOOOWOOOOOOWOOOO
He said the word of the day!!!! Aaaaaah!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (5hfjS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (flINI)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (uVNqQ)
Posted by: Bud Abbott at June 15, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:15 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at June 15, 2023 02:15 PM (flINI)
Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2023 02:15 PM (1kHeM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 02:15 PM (IsVrS)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (RRoc1)
It's cowardly to not prosecute the said bullshit when you figure it out three years later.
And they won't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (XtkZj)
Say, I could go for some of that right now.
Oops, I thought that was doggy soup.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 02:12 PM (VTu1l)
But now the bad guys really have to admit what we've all known since the beginning.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (Emce2)
But again, for questioning the wisdom of eating bat soup I'm called a stupid white bigot.
By vegans.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (VTu1l)
The clot shot doesn't stop the spread
COVID came from a lab
Being overweight increases your chance of dying
and soon...IVM is a useful treatment as long as you don't wait until the person is on death's door to give it to them
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (BRhwL)
Posted by: These topic shifts give me whiplash! at June 15, 2023 02:16 PM (fE1zA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, gainfully employed again! But buy ammo at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)
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There is another perhaps likelier scenario if they are lying about who "Patient Zero" is: they have no freaking clue who it is.
If they don't know who it is i which seems very possible if not likely - then they still want to "identify" him for various reasons. Since the Red Chinese know that this came from the lab, and that the lab-leak cat is out of the bag anyway, they can save some face by acknowledging it and score some points for being able to identify the initial vector. But since they don't know who it is, they pick a likely candidate who got sick at about the right time and assert that it's him.
It doesn't really matter anyway, so if they're unsure making a "best guess" and then asserting it as 100% factual would pass scrutiny and also be very typical of the Chinese approach to things.
If it's a lie, I doubt that there is a grand conspiracy behind it when rational guesswork and face-saving are far simpler explanations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (t0OGg)
The reason for the overlapping coverup from both sides is now clear - the US Govm't set up and funded the entire project. The Chinese Govm't got involved and made it even more dangerous. But everybody looks bad if the story came out, so everybody agreed to cover it up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Pangolin at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (IsVrS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
So Hu was first?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (0SXk8)
Instead, according to new reports this week three separate Chinese government officials have all named scientist Ben Hu, who was in charge of gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, as the first human to be infected with the new disease.
Don't forget Ho Lee Fuk.
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (fE1zA)
What are two things demonstrably at the center of the worst things ever that our powers-that-be have shown absolutely zero inclination to investigate.
The cynic in me wonders...no, I shan't let my mind wander.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:13 PM (XtkZj)
One of the common things in a report of deficiencies of Chinese biolabs before Covid was improper handling and disposal of specimens. I can certainly see a worker there taking bats he's getting rid of and selling them at the market *across the street* to make a few bucks.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bang Ding Ow at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (rMqsK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)
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This should not be taken as indication that the strongly-supported natural evolution and cross-species contagion theories should be re-examined.
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (t0OGg)
You know what we call that? NATURAL CAUSES, homes.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (8LP6B)
Those were interesting days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
In the end, it will turn out that the release was from something stupid and preventative compounded by incompetence and Oriental face saving from the CCP.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
He experimented on puppies, for fuck's sake- I doubt he gives a shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (bA3Ln)
Wet markets are where the critter is live when you walk up to the booth and dead in a package when you leave. The vendor does the "wet work" while you wait.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
So, pay raise? I agree.
Posted by: The NIAID at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (XtkZj)
COVID came from the Wuhan lab
The clot shot does nothing
IVM is effective
And the FNM just refused to cover it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)
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I sure am glad that we're playing Momma Bird by vomiting US taxpayer dollars down these various Baby Birds' throats so they can go do dangerous experimentation that's illegal in the United States.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)
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Probably, yeah. He did cut the check for it, after all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Obligatory at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (NtVYv)
Then we can move on to the confessions of how the vaxxines accelerate cancer growth, sterilize people and cause massive strokes, blood clots and heart attacks, and how everybody knew this prior to its administration to the citizenry and that this was its actual intended purpose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (bA3Ln)
Wet markets are where the critter is live when you walk up to the booth and dead in a package when you leave. The vendor does the "wet work" while you wait.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (Emce2)
So nothing at all to do with wet t-shirt contests?
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (nwMio)
COVID came from the Wuhan lab
The clot shot does nothing
IVM is effective
And the FNM just refused to cover it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)
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That was one of those instances where leaking documents was bad instead of good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (i9ffA)
That's ALSO a lie. There is plenty of paper showing him offering this research right back to the Pentagon for bioweapons, they just didn't take him up on that.
There's literally NO reason to do gain of function research other than to make the disease more communicable and deadly.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (eoQWY)
COVID came from the Wuhan lab
The clot shot does nothing
IVM is effective
And the FNM just refused to cover it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)
Hey, we covered it. Like when you cover someone's face with a pillow until they stop breathing.
Don't blame us that you assumed covering it meant something else.
Posted by: FNM at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (IsVrS)
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DARPA's rejection of Daszak and EcoHealth was cutting. It read like an experienced professor sternly and cruelly - but professionally - dressing down an ambitious but idiotic student.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
I sure am glad that we're playing Momma Bird by vomiting US taxpayer dollars down these various Baby Birds' throats so they can go do dangerous experimentation that's illegal in the United States.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)
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"There's nothing that can't be offshored!" - the MBAs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM
They are one of our most requested items, however.
Posted by: AoSHQ Weeknight Café at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (B1FKF)
Hey, we covered it. Like when you cover someone's face with a pillow until they stop breathing.
MMMHmmmpppmmhhhh
Posted by: Anton Scalia at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (us2H3)
It has been wild to watch China shift from a blame/face society to a blame-shifting society. Just like us!
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (vZqvS)
Posted by: x at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (ZBPE2)
Posted by: L - very tired at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 02:20 PM (IsVrS)
haha, I laughed out loud
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Dr Fauci at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
He experimented on puppies, for fuck's sake- I doubt he gives a shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Dignifying "Lets see how they howl when I make them suffer" with the name "experiment" is a very large stretch.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (eoQWY)
I laughed out loud...loudly. She was not amused. I explained to her that no matter where it came from, probably a lab I said, it did not come from a market. That story was selected because of the "ick" factor.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (B1FKF)
Who even will lose their job for this?
Again, no one -- The Regime protects its operatives.
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LOL. The more people complain about that weird little Italian midget Mengele, the taller his statue will be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)
Just pop up the mask to spit on all the doorknobs.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (eoQWY)
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Which is why, obviously, the State/Party/Press Complex immediately used it as a cudgel to forbid any and all discussion of the possibility in public, and why Anthony Fauci and all of his various minions took a hard line on the topic after its publication.
Fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 15, 2023 02:23 PM (3PXWL)
It has been wild to watch China shift from a blame/face society to a blame-shifting society. Just like us!
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 15, 2023 02:21 PM (vZqvS)
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When they say, "I accept complete responsibility for this" is when you know they've arrived.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 02:23 PM (MoZTd)
And dems just happen to get lucky that it was timed in such a way they could implement mail-in ballots and completely destroy election integrity.
All of these things are totally true.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 02:23 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:23 PM (XtkZj)
Just wait until the next one they roll out with some planning ahead of time.
Like BTO sang, "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!"
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2023 02:23 PM (dQWfI)
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"Lab Leak" != "escaped bioweapon" and he knows it. What a shit heel. This is a lie, and not even a very subtle one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (l8gTz)
And yet probably 250 million Americans still have no idea, and this will be back page news which they will still never know.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (IAwid)
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That makes sense since every single thing out of Fauci's mouth is a lie and this would be another one.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (KLr5S)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:14 PM (bA3Ln)
Wet markets are where the critter is live when you walk up to the booth and dead in a package when you leave. The vendor does the "wet work" while you wait.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:19 PM (Emce2
Either "wet market" has been sanitized by the lying media, or I need to amend my description. I just know there are live animals for sale at a those wet markets.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (eoQWY)
Granted. Although, if I remember the article, he had their vocal cords cut (or whatever the equivalent in beagle puppies.)
This fucker should be broken on the wheel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (d3lyb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (XtkZj)
The whole issue is a disgraceful blot on our history and if we can't force some portion of justice onto the perpetrators then it reflects poorly on us too
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (geLO8)
This can be done. Once the Left reminds us in 2024 that they can install anybody into any office for any duration to do any thing they want despite any Constitutional prohibitions then they can say all of that and conclude:
"We have the antidote. Unfortunately it is a life-long schedule of treatment. Our people are protected. If you want to live, then donate your life to us to do as we see fit, otherwise your days are numbered."
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: MikeN at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (XygMV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:22 PM (eoQWY)
Granted. Although, if I remember the article, he had their vocal cords cut (or whatever the equivalent in beagle puppies.)
This fucker should be broken on the wheel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
They still howl, I imagine. It just doesn't make the same sound.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Veritas at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (G1tCv)
There is also a lot of circumstantial evidence that by good luck, or engineering, the initial variations of COVID were much more benign in East Asian genotype populations.
Go look up the case curves for nations largely populated by East Asian (Han, Korean, Japanese) people.
Later variations of COVID? Not so much. East Asian countries took it on the chin.
Posted by: MartynWW at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (N1vqS)
Especially to to those that were in a position to speak up.
When they lose their jobs and get tossed into jail, point and laugh when they say.... but my family.
Posted by: dwaynerz at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (gtu/X)
So, about that Civil War…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (K8wm4)
Why are we involved in any of this? Anywhere? I'm looking at you, Ukraine.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (0SXk8)
Posted by: eleven at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 02:25 PM (lf83v)
there were no face masks on 1st base
Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (us2H3)
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The Chinese Military is involved in *everything.* That does not mean that SARS-CoV-2 or any of its relatives were part of a bioweapons program. Were (or are) the Chinese developing bioweapons at WIV? Probably, yeah. Were (or are) they SARS-related? I kind of doubt it. SARS is a pretty lousy basis for a bioweapon.
Remember as well that had EcoHealth gotten funding from its original desired source - DARPA - it would have been US Military involvement. Not for a bioweapon, but for a hare-brained scheme to create a vaccine for something that doesn't - but could - exist. The PLA angle - if there is one - could be something similar.
Or it could have been directly related to a bioweapon, of course. That's possible, it just doesn't make a huge amount of sense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)
Is that like a Chinese Ben Hur?
Posted by: Veritas at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (G1tCv)
It does make Biden and the US government look weak, though, and untrustworthy. And, if Republicans or alternative media keep asking questions of the Biden administration, or demanding action, Biden and the US look even weaker.
If they're doing THAT, and letting the world know they have a super virus, maybe it's a warning that they're planning to do something big and globally unpopular soon.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (FezA8)
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Moar infectious not moar dangerous. Lethality is a whole other metric.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (rH1KZ)
She disappeared lickity split. Betting China ice'd her real quick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Veritas at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (G1tCv)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (RRoc1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (XtkZj)
Well it's just good writing to make the story plausible.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: COVID 19 Outbreak at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)
A pangolin in every pot; no car for you! (2024) J.R. B*den
Posted by: L - very tired at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (GshMh)
But I mean that in a nice way.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (DXikM)
Posted by: eleven at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (DXikM)
Nice croc balls!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Ling Chow at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (z0DEK)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (yTcTV)
Posted by: SMFH at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM (reI3N)
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Moar infectious not moar dangerous. Lethality is a whole other metric.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (bA3Ln)
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Yes, that makes sense. Although I think they were hoping...
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 02:30 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: DB
They "claim" they are studying the virus and making it mutate, so they will know how to protect everyone from it if it mutates in the wild.
That's grand. As long as it mutates only the way you planned for.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:30 PM (0SXk8)
Add in the fact that said research has never been curbed, stopped, exposed or halted but churches were shut down and mothers with strollers were arrested in parks tells you the rest.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:30 PM (/62qq)
Posted by: eleven at June 15, 2023 02:30 PM (iziT8)
I want to believe all those pop culture votive candles are just decoration at the store, that nobody buys them. The Obama one, the Oprah one, the Fauchi one etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
Woo-hoo! I'm basically tied with Hitler!
Take that, Adolph.
I get to handle one more disease and I am coming after you, Mao!!!
That's right, you no tooth-brushing, foul-breathed fat fuck!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (fb7jX)
Posted by: Veritas at June 15, 2023 02:28 PM (G1tCv)
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Because the outbreak happened in China and we name things after where they come from.
Spanish Flu
German Measels
Lyme Disease
Middle East Respiratory Syndrome
Zika Virus
Which is why I still often refer to it as the Wuhan Virus. It's proper and appropriate that it be called that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (aD39U)
(Big Bog Roll for our cousins across the pond)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (/62qq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Mi Fuk Yu
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM
Fuk Yu Tu.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Curly Howard at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (8vzCZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (aD39U)
And that's just his face.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (/62qq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (aD39U)
++++
Absolutely, and without question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (DcKNO)
Fauci has caused the death of more than 6 million people. 800,000 based on his flawed AIDS policy, and the rest with COVID-19 Wuhan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 15, 2023 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
Woo-hoo! I'm basically tied with Hitler!
Take that, Adolph.
I get to handle one more disease and I am coming after you, Mao!!!
That's right, you no tooth-brushing, foul-breathed fat fuck!!!!
- Dr Fauci
there.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (fb7jX)
168 Fauci is guilty of Crimes Against Humanity.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (aD39U)
++++
Absolutely, and without question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:32
Not according to his Wikipedia page.
He's a HeeeRo!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Fuk Yu II at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (lf83v)
Later, PBS newsbroad asks Biden vs. Trump who do you vote for?
Trump
Any politicians or police actually know anything about laws, the constitution or anything?
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 02:32 PM (3byMq)
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Moar infectious not moar dangerous. Lethality is a whole other metric.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (bA3Ln)
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Yes, that makes sense. Although I think they were hoping...
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It was basically a new flu. Not that deadly. But it allowed the creation of Panic Story to shut down the world and steal an election. As I've said, this is our Manhattan Supermen in action.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:33 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:31 PM (aD39U)
Along with the hospitals that forced people on to ventilators unnecessarily and shot them full of Remdeathisnear.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:33 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 02:33 PM (YmBpC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (XtkZj)
That's what they want you to think. Because Bioattack on the World by USA and China doesn't have the same ring.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:33 PM (/62qq)
No one.
Who even will lose their job for this?
Again, no one -- The Regime protects its operatives.
Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM
Eventually this will lead to tumbrels rolling through DC. THIS malfeasance, they may get away with it, but eventually they will push too far because they have no guilt, no shame, and fervently believe in their right to rule.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 02:33 PM (N1DT3)
here were hundreds of categories of nervous system disorders, totaling 696,508 cases.
There were 61,518 AEs from well over 100 categories of eye disorders, which is unusual for a vaccine injury.
Likewise, there were over 47,000 ear disorders, including almost 16,000 cases of tinnitus, which even Mayo Clinic researchers observed as a common but often devastating side effect early on.
There were roughly 225,000 cases of skin and tissue disorders.
There were roughly 190,000 cases of respiratory disorders.
Disturbingly, there were over 178,000 cases of reproductive or breast disorders, including disorders you wouldn’t expect, such as 506 cases of erectile dysfunction in men.
Very disturbingly, there were over 77,000 psychiatric disorders observed following the shots, lending credence to Dr. Peter McCullough’s research observing case studies showing psychosis correlating with vaccination.
3,711 cases of tumors – benign and malignant
Of course, there were almost 127,000 cardiac disorders . . .
https://tinyurl.com/22x563bz
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (xhaym)
I say they're tempting fate
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (geLO8)
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Would you support a Christie/Cheney or Cheney/Christie presidential ticket?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (FVME7)
(For journolists today, isn't the internet just an electric planchette?)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (brAQZ)
If the Federal government and Uniparty is willing to flat out lie to our faces for years over arguably the most consequential international event of the last 50 years, maybe since WWII, is it not reasonable to take the stance that it lies about everything? Drum roll please...yes and in fact it should be the default position. And to get the ball rolling we should demand that we clean up old business first with getting it on the record that the CIA assassinated Kennedy.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (qxLut)
It was the bats I tell you!!!
And I have proof!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmkLCRxovIw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)
That's how you know you have absolute power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (yzp7T)
Posted by: Pudinhead
This overlooks China's reactions: lockdowns, welding homes shut, spraying the streets with unknown chemicals, corpse stacked like cordwood outside crematoriums.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (1ngKI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (K8wm4)
It's happening in real time.
Rapidly.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at June 15, 2023 02:35 PM (KfYBd)
And then infected with the worst possible version Ebola or Marburg Virus.
Aim the TV cameras from every angle, for the world to watch as his insides most painfully become his outsides.
It is the LEAST he is owed for the pain and suffering loosed on the world by his decisions, actions and deceits.
The worldwide Pay Per View might just settle our National Debt.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (e6UQI)
Would you support a Christie/Cheney or Cheney/Christie presidential ticket?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
not even at gunpoint
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (KSNKu)
Now, some people don't appreciate the wisdom of our elders, so I will take the next four hours to explain why listening to me about COVID 19 is like making sure you don't have zucchini on your head.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, COVID 19 Hero at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Paul "the cuck" Ryan at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (9VZ9T)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
The ladies of @TheView are proposing amending the U.S. Constitution to prevent Trump from being president
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (FVME7)
What's important is that we learn from it.
Imprisoning Fauci and his cohorts won't bring anyone back.
We must continue the good work of the CDC.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (IAwid)
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How's that working out?
We have to force the virus to mutate in case it mutates.
We have to mutate the virus to find out what's in it.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (/62qq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Xi Sum Ho at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (fE1zA)
I was told that simply wearing a face covering was sufficient, that and following the arrows in the aisles and standing in an elevator facing the corner.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (XtkZj)
Trump dveloped the COVID-19 virus in his backyard BBQ and then blamed it on Chin ia. Dr. Fauci was correct when he said the China did not create this and Trump must be arrested for this crime againist the children of the world.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at CNN at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (gn8Fx)
Worthless animals.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (K8wm4)
If you watch the vids, and see they need training on how to have sex, and how they were on the verge of extinction? Yeah, very much so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
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You saw what they wanted you to see. This is how you make a horror show. Ask Hollywood.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (XtkZj)
========
You should check out Contagion. It's really good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:34 PM (geLO
++++
As do I. I understand the argument, which is essentially that after the SARS outbreak in the early aughts, SARS-type viruses can be very dangerous (which we see with MERS Coronavirus, which is also a SARS-like virus). We also know that there are vast reservoirs of coronaviruses out there that could pose real risks. So by examining those coronaviruses from those reservoirs (bat caves in China, in this case), we can learn how they work and how the develop and hopefully how to mitigate them should an outbreak occur in the future.
But that is *not* a risk-free exercise, and it runs the risk of what happened in this whole mess: you fuck it up and end up releasing it yourself.
There are benefits to the idea, but the people who advocate it for tend to ignore the risk/cost side of the equation. I don't think that the potential benefits outweigh the risks. Neither does the United States government, for that matter. They did outlaw it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (H9sxy)
more proof those stupid bints know nothing about the Constitution
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO8)
I was told that simply wearing a face covering was sufficient, that and following the arrows in the aisles and standing in an elevator facing the corner.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2023 02:37 PM (YXHzG)
I laughed at the 6' spacing requirement in-line with three lines that were 1' apart from each other...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (YmBpC)
LOL okay ladies. The process takes like 10+ years but yeah you go ahead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (0hOvj)
China is a totalitarian state that censors and controls in ways our domestic betters can only dream of. We have no idea what's actually happening in China at any given time any more than we can sort out the situation on the ground in Ukraine. Once upon a time we might have had an inkling based on journalism and our intelligence apparatus, but both of those are now dedicated to misleading us. How certain are you that you know the things you know?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (ppBhU)
______
Kinda like the transgender movement?
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, COVID 19 Hero at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:38 P
Not if Ridley Scott directed it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
The ladies of @TheView are proposing amending the U.S. Constitution to prevent Trump from being president
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 15, 2023 02:36 PM (FVME7
Counter proposal:
Amendment to the US Constitution that makes kicking any View presenter in the baby box a constitutional right.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (XtkZj)
more proof those stupid bints know nothing about the Constitution
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO
Save the Whales! Set them out to sea near Japan!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (jzzG8)
So they are appointing to the CDC a psychopath that is so depraved and evil that we will soon see billboards with Fauci's image over the caption "Miss me yet?"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (YXHzG)
NOTHING .......... NEVER GOT SICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (XtkZj)
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You should check out Contagion. It's really good.
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This is Dustin Hoffman, rite? Cheesy movie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (bA3Ln)
more proof those stupid bints know nothing about the Constitution
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO
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Eh.
"No candidate for president can have been indicted for a federal crime." Put that into the constitution as #28, and it'd work.
It's just that any and all talk about constitutional amendments is fantasy talk. The mechanisms are such that nothing is getting passed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/sd62da
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
I should ram the mother fker
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (YmBpC)
"He's a terrible co-pilot; I'm much better"--Jesus
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
You should check out Contagion. It's really good.
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This is Dustin Hoffman, rite? Cheesy movie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (bA3Ln
That's outbreak. With the monkey. Contagion is vagina candle and MATT DAYMON!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)
If there's one thing China stands for it's quality control!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 02:39 PM (YmBpC)
......
Vengeance is mine: I will repay, sayers the Lord.
It ain't worth it Skip.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (IAwid)
>>All of these things are totally true.
** Music**
The Plandemic, What a show.
The Plandemic, here we go.
The Plandemic, will change the world.
The Plandemic, it's a blast.
The Plandemic, won't be the last.
The Plandemic, you can bet your ass.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Contagion at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (fb7jX)
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This is Dustin Hoffman, rite? Cheesy movie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (bA3Ln)
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No, that's Outbreak.
Contagion was made by Steven Soderbergh and stars the likes of Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and Gwyneth Paltrow (who dies horribly).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: griff at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (iWXHo)
Posted by: Ben Hu at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (lf83v)
That sounds like they are in support of Democracy in the form of eliminating any candidate that would win an election but isn't in alignment with The Party.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (YXHzG)
If they're doing THAT, and letting the world know they have a super virus, maybe it's a warning that they're planning to do something big and globally unpopular soon.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 15, 2023 02:26 PM (JCZqz)
Parts of the Junta in DC are making noises of confrontation with China being preferable than propping up Ukraine and failing. Thus the US may be trying to rally support for adventures nearby, and I've heard some of the EU nations also starting this line.
This may just be a way to keep the third world out of the US camp to slow down or divert this. I'm no expert on the China situation but so far the geopolitical outlook is favoring them doing nothing and sitting tight, since de-dollarizing and de-aligining west is moving forward.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (eoQWY)
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You saw what they wanted you to see. This is how you make a horror show. Ask Hollywood.
_____________
The deadly virus requires the individual to be humiliated and bow as a humble supplicant to the omnipotent state.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)
+++
Oy vey. The risks associated with stuff like GoF research are only compounded when you decide to engage in the activity in a place like China. Or Ukraine. Or Africa.
Given how much of this crap appears to be going on - and where it's happening - it's amazing our species isn't extinct.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (K8wm4)
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This is Dustin Hoffman, rite? Cheesy movie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (bA3Ln)
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No, that's Outbreak.
Contagion was made by Steven Soderbergh and stars the likes of Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and Gwyneth Paltrow (who dies horribly).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
In one of her scented candles?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
No one shall be elected to the office of President who will be 65 years old or older on the day of the election
I do not like all these geriatric politicians who don't know when to just go away
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (bA3Ln
That's outbreak. With the monkey. Contagion is vagina candle and MATT DAYMON!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)
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Yeah, Contagion is much better.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
I don't even know what movie I was!
I've transitioned and now...
I gots Fuel-Air Bombs!!!
Watch me.
Posted by: Outbreak at June 15, 2023 02:43 PM (fb7jX)
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Gwyneth Paltrow dying horribly sounds like a good movie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:43 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 15, 2023 02:43 PM (z0DEK)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (Xrfse)
Hu Fuk you? Hu, Hu, Hu, Hu ?
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
No one shall be elected to the office of President who will be 65 years old or older on the day of the election
I do not like all these geriatric politicians who don't know when to just go away
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO
Meh, some might still be with it.
I propose that as part of any campaign, each candidate is sent a spam email. If they click it, they're automatically disqualified.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: spongeworthy
So they're blaming us for the changes to their society?
They're gooooood.
Posted by: mikeski at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (tsRtt)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 15, 2023 02:43 PM (z0DEK)
There is no such thing as "too horrible to even contemplate" when it comes to war. Someone is horrible enough to contemplate it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (YmBpC)
The US government purposes to build a huge warehouse in MD to house the ever burgeoning "nothing is gonna happen" files
the boat is now full
Posted by: CNN at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
She was the vector into the US, right? I think I saw this movie. With the banana, the monkey, and the bat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I'm tired of pandas too. They're dumb, you can't eat them, they are an evolutionary mistake. They eat bamboo, FFS. They are so dumb, they need assistance to reproduce.
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (geLO8)
This is some sort of dodge. They are hanging out "lab leak", but there is some sort of major lie in the details.
SARS-COV-2 was already kicking around in Seattle in November 2019 and was in Vancouver (B.C.) and a couple of other random places in October.
Not sure what specifically they're hiding bit it's something. Between the Chinese and D.C., it's hard to tell if one or the other did something on purpose, or fucked up, or set up the other to fuck up.
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Peter Daszak, expert at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
She was the vector into the US, right? I think I saw this movie. With the banana, the monkey, and the bat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (aD39U)
A banana, a monkey, and a bat enter a bar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (ynpvh)
If you watch the vids, and see they need training on how to have sex, and how they were on the verge of extinction? Yeah, very much so.
They claimed that because some bestiality perverts wanted to put on a panda furry costume and bugger the poor animals while on video.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:43 PM (bA3Ln)
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Even better, she was cheating on her husband so makes her character totally unsympathetic.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (qZdIZ)
https://is.gd/sd62da
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She has sort of a "this time at band camp" look, but thats not a deal breaker.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (KBdOR)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (vg8N1)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (iayUP)
"If you test positive for COVID-19, stay home for at least 5 days and isolate from others in your home.
Use a separate bathroom, if possible."
https://tinyurl.com/2ktsa7pn
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (z0DEK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
She was the vector into the US, right? I think I saw this movie. With the banana, the monkey, and the bat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (aD39U)
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Spoilers! But yes, that's the one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AC/DC at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (gn8Fx)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (aD39U)
Uhhh, what did she do with the banana ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM
Acquiring a G. Paltrow candle earns you uncommon scents.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)
I'd like to stake Fauci out for sand fleas, or was it flies to gnaw on like the poor dogs in the study he funded, but I'd also like to see all the CDD et al people who made covid-19 more lethal by branding all effective treatments as quackery and pushing bad treatments tried for crimes against humanity. I doubt there would be any convictions but it would be nice to think of them worrying about that possibility.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (vg8N1)
Reminds me of a cartoon with a general questioning a subordinate:
soldier: "Hu is hacking out coms"
Gen: "Who is hacking our coms?"
soldier: "That's right, sir"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/sd62da
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
She looks a bit like a mom who's daughter was on my daughter's softball team back in the day. A bit. I'm sure her boobs were quite a bit more sagged, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (iayUP
(Hic) Shocking.
Posted by: Hillary at June 15, 2023 02:48 PM (XtkZj)
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I'll have to find the link, but IIRC it was in Europe in 2018. It's why Omicron and whatever the other trendy name was couldn't be linked to a common ancestor or something similar.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:48 PM (k1L5r)
https://is.gd/sd62da
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
This one is so young she has acne.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:48 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (iayUP
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Will we find out that dead man switches aren't just the stuff of movies at long last?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
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I won't lie, I would watch Paltrow in that. Except for the dying part.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (k1L5r)
They intentionally set it loose at the World Military Games in Wuhan in Oct. 2019.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (vg8N1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
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Is it still a spoiler if the movie is more than 10 years old? What's the cutoff there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
youtube.com/watch?v=ktjK6MftB_4
Bearing Arms' Cam & Co
271K subscribers
Jun 15, 2023
Biofire founder Kai Kloepfer joins Cam to discuss the launch of the company's "smart gun", its outreach to gun owners, and whether it can pick and choose its battles in the gun control culture wars.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (MFZ8i)
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Whatever the hell a "smart gun" is, I don't want it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)
Alternately, they felt they needed a large scale test.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (0hOvj)
They intentionally set it loose at the World Military Games in Wuhan in Oct. 2019.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (vg8N1)
CoVIO-19?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
No one shall be elected to the office of President who will be 65 years old or older on the day of the election
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So you'd have been fine with Trump being barred from running in 2016?
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (5B/Gv)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (iayUP
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I'll hold judgement until verification, but "wow" if it's true.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
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Is it still a spoiler if the movie is more than 10 years old? What's the cutoff there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
I'm still working my way through Silent Films, not to talkies quite yet...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
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Shut down the world economy, vault the Leftist State into permanent power, and give the releasers plausible deniability as 6 million die needlessly.
Far from crappy, it looks pitch perfect to these tired eyes.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (tamyb)
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Is it still a spoiler if the movie is more than 10 years old? What's the cutoff there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
I'm of the opinion that if someone tells you something about a show or movie you haven't seen yet and it pisses you of, YOU'RE the douche in that equation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
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If there's a wide cultural imprint, I'd say the end of the theatrical window. If there isn't, then it's just polite not to describe the ending. Contagion was a little movie that no one payed attention to when it came out. I watched it for the first time right before covid started through Netflix DVD (coincidence?! There are no coincidences!).
I dunno. I don't really care about spoilers.
If a movie doesn't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
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You saw what they wanted you to see. This is how you make a horror show. Ask Hollywood.
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The deadly virus requires the individual to be humiliated and bow as a humble supplicant to the omnipotent state.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 15, 2023 02:42 PM (ogTiX)"
It's a combination of things. Chinese casualties were much, much higher than published. But it's hard to tell if the Chinese response was due to panic at being hosed by the west (on purpose or by accident), or if they did it to deflect blame.
An important clue is that while China was locking down domestic travel from Wuhan and allowing INTERNATIONAL travelers to exit Wuhan, the west was still full-on "go to Chinatown and hug random people to show you're not racist!"
By all appearances China did everything they could to stop this internally and spread it externally, while the west did EVERYTHING they could to ensure it spread until it was time to go lockdown-crazy. Shades of "Failsafe" re: bio research stupidity, here.
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (aD39U)
Close. Banana -> Bat -> guano into swine enclosure -> bloody hands of chef -> cheating whore.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (MFZ8i)
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Whatever the hell a "smart gun" is, I don't want it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)
One that decides you're too dumb to use it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
" Published: June 28, 2020 12.00pm EDT
More surprisingly, researchers at the University of Barcelona found traces of the virus when testing untreated wastewater samples dated March 12, 2019."
https://tinyurl.com/y7talh93
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:46 PM (iayUP)
But what's his face said he couldn't release the nonclassified document in order to protect the whistleblower. Did the doc get released after all?
(Yes, I know the deep stayer is lying.)
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (Emce2)
Alternately, they felt they needed a large scale test.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (0hOvj)
I have been partial to the idea that the virus escaped, even the Chinese didn't know it's lethality, and so they exported it as fast as they could to the rest of the world, lest they lose in the balance of power.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (aD39U)
youtube.com/watch?v=ktjK6MftB_4
Bearing Arms' Cam & Co
271K subscribers
Jun 15, 2023
Biofire founder Kai Kloepfer joins Cam to discuss the launch of the company's "smart gun", its outreach to gun owners, and whether it can pick and choose its battles in the gun control culture wars.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (MFZ8i)
Russia is countering drones these days by blasting them with enough of a signal to destroy the electronics. Be a bummer if your army had the same thing happen to their guns.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (eoQWY)
If a movie doesn't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
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Like Titanic?
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
>>Use a separate bathroom, if possible."
My new house is going to have four bathrooms, so I can manage this trick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (up/3i)
The National Institutes of Health and EcoHealth Alliance Did Not Effectively Monitor Awards and Subawards, Resulting in Missed Opportunities to Oversee Research and Other Deficiencies, 01-25-2023 | A-05-21-00025 (Complete report and Report in Brief)
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Nature com, News, 08 May 2023
NIH reinstates grant for controversial coronavirus research
EcoHealth Alliance lost funding during the Trump administration, but can now proceed with its research — under extensive restrictions.
Posted by: L - very tired at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (GshMh)
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Older people trend conservative. Why would we cut our pool even further? Why am I answering this shit?
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (tamyb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: Regular joe, not just mad, but Samuel L Jackson mad Jacksonm at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (nnp+f)
I dunno. I don't really care about spoilers.
If a movie doesn't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Sixth Sense?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)
If a movie doesn't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
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Like Titanic?
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
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I would have gotten into the artistry and poetry of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, but some asshole named Ron Hansen spoiled it for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (tamyb)
You have one cup?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's interesting that they're saying that black people need "smart guns".
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Bigsmith
I'd extend it to House and Senate
term limits, mandatory retirement, something
I'm tired of permanent politicians
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (aD39U)
If a movie doesn't work spoiled, then it doesn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
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Like Titanic?
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
Well, the ship sinks. Sorry for the spoiler.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
Any movie where Gwyenth Paltrow dies horribly is worth watching.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Kaiser Sose at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)
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I've seen it several times since my first viewing, and it still works.
If all you have is the twist, then the movie only works once based on a twist. There's no artistry there, it's just trickery. It's a magic trick without depth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
that was a snooze fest
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (YmBpC)
@hrkbenowen
The Burisma Energy Accountant, Who Blew the Whistle on Biden’s $5 Million Bribery Scheme, Is Found Dead
thepeoplesvoice.tv
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Burisma Energy Accountant, Who Blew Whistle on Biden Bribery Scheme, Found Dead - The People's Voice
The elite are cleaning house before the 2024 election
7:10 PM · Jun 14, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (MFZ8i)
He now claims he only intended to refute the claim that the virus had been created as a bioweapon.
Weird, the letter never said that, and Fauci never mentioned this limitation on the claims made in the letter. They denied all possible laboratory origins.
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"The future is known, comrade -- it's the past that keeps changing!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (gn8Fx)
They intentionally set it loose at the World Military Games in Wuhan in Oct. 2019.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (vg8N1)"
This would be the Virginia cases in late October 2019. China originally claimed the US brought it to the games. I rather doubt we'll know for sure, everyone had motive to fuck everyone else as well as themselves.
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 02:27 PM (IAwid)
Marburg/Crimean Hemorrhagic fever was probably German genesis, and there were some probable Soviet ones, but I would guess most of the Novel ones since the late 50's. Rockefeller was funding polio research in NYC right about the time of the big outbreak there prior to WWII, though.
I have some questions about the regular outbreaks of the flu from China for the last 40 years.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (xhaym)
I have been partial to the idea that the virus escaped, even the Chinese didn't know it's lethality, and so they exported it as fast as they could to the rest of the world, lest they lose in the balance of power.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:51 PM (aD39U)
Yeah, the infinite malice theories always seemed lacking, because the Chinese really got little relative benefit from COVID. And there is quite a bit of evidence of allowing people to leave to the West which is inconsistent with just wanting to stop a disease.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:45 PM (geLO
Well I can't cast stones on that front
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (tamyb)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (MFZ8i)
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Whatever the hell a "smart gun" is, I don't want it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)
One that decides you're too dumb to use it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
One that will only fire when the "authorized" user fires it.
No mo stolen guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (0SXk8)
>>I would have gotten into the artistry and poetry of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, but some asshole named Ron Hansen spoiled it for me.
The Usual Suspects would have hit completely different if you knew Verbil Kint was Kayser Soze ahead of time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)
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I've seen it several times since my first viewing, and it still works.
If all you have is the twist, then the movie only works once based on a twist. There's no artistry there, it's just trickery. It's a magic trick without depth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
I get what you mean, but there can definitely be a different blind/first viewing and second viewing with meta knowledge experience for movies where missing out on experiencing it blind kind of sucks. .
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (eYoxG)
The Internet of Things aka IoT
Also, Kirby is mad. Therefore, I am happy. No promotions? Whaaaaaaa!
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (3byMq)
The names Fauci and Peter Daszak are well known in this crime against humanity. Another one, less publicly known is Ralph Baric:
https://tinyurl.com/28mok9f8
The Chicom BatWoman trained at his knee. He was the brains behind GOFing coronaviruses. He taught the Chicoms how to do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (XtkZj)
Far from crappy, it looks pitch perfect to these tired eyes.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (tamyb)
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The disease didn't do any of that.
COVID didn't do much, really. Yeah, the earlier variants were pretty bad for the elderly and those of marginal health, but that's as far as it went.
The society-level damage - all of it, without exception - was done by COVID policy, not by COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)
Maybe 70, people age better these days. But yeah, there has to be a limit, we've had too many dinosaurs in office lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (0hOvj)
never let a crisis go to waste
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)
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I've seen it several times since my first viewing, and it still works.
If all you have is the twist, then the movie only works once based on a twist. There's no artistry there, it's just trickery. It's a magic trick without depth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
Something interesting to consider (if I'm remembering correctly). Whole movie changes if Bruce Willis isn't late to his anniversary dinner.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: BEER - Assisting Your Sorry Asses to Get Laid Since Forever at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (ppBhU)
>>The Burisma Energy Accountant, Who Blew the Whistle on Biden’s $5 Million Bribery Scheme, Is Found Dead
Hope he had some deadman switch, but more than likely he didn't.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)
The Plandemic, here we go.
The Plandemic, will change the world.
The Plandemic, it's a blast.
The Plandemic, won't be the last.
The Plandemic, you can bet your ass.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Do you know who Dr. Judy Mikovits is? She worked for Fauci, knows just what a bad guy he really is. Was the center speaker in the movie "Plandemic" made in 2020.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (vcOmj)
The Chinese clearly wanted this tech for generic bioweapon purposes, but if it was actually a weapon of any sort - to be released under the guise of an accident - then either EcoHealth/etc are the guilty party or the Chinese are much, much better at manipulation than we normally give them credit for.
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (eYoxG)
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And a lot of people value that. They like the surprise.
I want surprise to be natural, to follow from the characters and the story, and for it to be deeply rooted in the narrative. I want there to be more than the shock of "I didn't see that coming."
If all there is is the "I didn't see that coming," then I'm bored by the rest of the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Pangolin Anti-Defamation League at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (sWM8x)
“And then in a very strange move, Barr took it away from him, gave it to the US attorney in Delaware. He didn’t do a damn thing about it,” he revealed.
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Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
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I don't get it
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
Virus nomenclature as originally told to me:
CoVI = Corona Virus
D = December
19 = 2019
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
Man sell me wet ass pussy.
Posted by: Ling Chow at June 15, 2023 02:29 PM
Shit, I got my own WAP.
Posted by: Cardi B. at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)
term limits, mandatory retirement, something
I'm tired of permanent politicians
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 02:53 PM
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Term limits are an entirely different matter, and make some sense. An upper age limit on a first-time run does not.
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (5B/Gv)
No mo stolen guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (0SXk
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Or private guns, for that matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (XtkZj)
No one.
Who even will lose their job for this?
Again, no one -- The Regime protects its operatives.
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Make Nuremberg Trials Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (gn8Fx)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (K8wm4)
I want surprise to be natural, to follow from the characters and the story, and for it to be deeply rooted in the narrative. I want there to be more than the shock of "I didn't see that coming."
If all there is is the "I didn't see that coming," then I'm bored by the rest of the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Fight Club.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (aD39U)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (fxrF8)
Then COVID dropped, a black swan event, ALMOST AS IF BY DESIGN.
Posted by: tommylotto at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (6QQM8)
Posted by: fd at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (iayUP)
weh-ell, a little late to the thread.
But I want to say: Even though it didn't go as intended, I would consider this bioweapon a success.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2023 02:58 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:56 PM (aD39U)
Darth Vader was born parthogenically...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)
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My brother almost punched me in the face because I said Fight Club the movie was pretty good, not great, and that anything in the book was not relevant to a discussion of the values of the movie.
My brother is something of an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: m at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (aWeTk)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (k1L5r)
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Neutrons?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (fxrF8)
No mo stolen guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (0SXk
With the bonus that the owner can become dis-authorized on the state's whim.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (gf7Ez)
CoVI = Corona Virus
D = December
19 = 2019
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
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Oh. That differs from what I heard, which is:
COVI == Coronavirus
D == Disease
-19 == 2019
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)
The Super Mario Brothers movie is good. Just right for older little kids who aren't quite teenagers, too. Tense and dangerous but no bad language or the like.
Worth the free rental at redbox.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (XtkZj)
Well, that's the supposition...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)"
It's beyond questioning that they let it spread out of China on purpose while containing it within China.
The mystery is why THE WEST went balls-deep on helping it spread. Was this planned in advance, or did they simply seize the opportunity?
China exporting it was, setting ethics aside, sort of a no-brainer. The pre-lockdown BS in the west is hard to explain without extreme levels of malice aimed internally.
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (k1L5r)
No, and you'll be locked out of your house and car too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (bA3Ln)
My brother is something of an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
I think he may have taken the story's message a bit literally.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (KbCG3)
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But you wouldn't have released it purposely at any other time to any greater effect on the election.
We had just finished the Impeachment which had immediately followed the wimpy ending of the Russia Hoax. There was ample time to get the laws changed for Vote by Mail.
It was Swiss timing.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:54 PM
I got it right after Christmas in 2019. Went to the SIL house for dinner with 23 other people, two of whom were ER nurses in the Dallas hospital. My doctor treated me for bronchitis for weeks before he sent me to a lung doctor because nothing was working. The lung doctor said I had developed asthma and began treating me for that. I still have breathing issues to this day.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (gn8Fx)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 02:55 PM (0SXk
No mo sto' dojo, bro.
Posted by: m at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (aWeTk)
CoVI = Corona Virus
D = December
19 = 2019
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
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Oh. That differs from what I heard, which is:
COVI == Coronavirus
D == Disease
-19 == 2019
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)
The story has changed, apparently. Looked it up recently and comports with what you say.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (K8wm4)
https://tinyurl.com/yckbehms
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (XtkZj)
And Indiana Jones banged an underage chick in his younger days.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (XtkZj)
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No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Posted by: Wade Wilson at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (fxrF8)
https://tinyurl.com/yckbehms
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Getting? Look, fat....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tommylotto at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (6QQM8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 02:57 PM (XtkZj)
Well, that's the supposition...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
That's why I never bought the "Lucas has everything plotted for all 9 movies" crap that was going around back then.
Too much of what was in the first movie is different than the third for that to be so. No way they would have had the triangle in #1 if Leia was known to be his sister by the makers.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (ppBhU)
Interesting. Explain, please.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (K8wm4)
>>I said Fight Club the movie was pretty good, not great
That's an interesting premise.
Can a movie be infinitely watchable, re-watchable, spawn a genre and be quotable but not be a great movie?
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (up/3i)
My brother is something of an asshole.
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James, the first rule of Fight Club is there is no such thing as Fight Club.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: fd
Don't need to confiscate them if all they have to do is deactivate them.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (0SXk8)
Cam Edwards is a NRA FUDD flunky. His BFF butt buddy is Ed Morrisey. This should tell you all you need to know about bearing arms and Cam Edwards.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM
What's the first rule of fight club?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (ncXxy)
covid -
Posted by: m at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (aWeTk)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
*watches pitch lazily fly over the plate*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)
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I actually saw that one coming a mile away. And apparently ruined the movie for my husband when I leaned over and said, "I think Bruce Willis is dead."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (0SXk
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Yup/
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
>>I said Fight Club the movie was pretty good, not great
That's an interesting premise.
Can a movie be infinitely watchable, re-watchable, spawn a genre and be quotable but not be a great movie?
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (up/3i)
Um...Rule 34?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (3byMq)
Can a movie be infinitely watchable, re-watchable, spawn a genre and be quotable but not be a great movie?
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (up/3i)
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I have my own opinions. I wouldn't have wanted spin offs or anything with it. I enjoyed it. It didn't move me like it moved some people.
I thought it was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
We.
Were.
Right.
About.
Everything.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 02:44 PM (k1L5r)
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Yes.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (DcKNO)
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Luke Biden
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (k1L5r)
Only if he slept with his daughter.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (sWM8x)
Can a movie be infinitely watchable, re-watchable, spawn a genre and be quotable but not be a great movie?
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 03:03 PM (up/3i)
Manos, Hands of Fate
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/yckbehms
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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Only a little. But he wasn't polite.
Is the president being kinda rude to the press now okay again?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (IAwid)
Comirnaty
ComiRNAty
Take the RNA out.
Comity. Defined as social harmony.
If you haven't noticed, they're intentionally f*cking with you.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
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I was really frustrated when I showed my dad Matchstick Men and he guessed the twist the second a particular character gets introduced near the beginning of the film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
I'll often joke to my wife about scenarios in movies we haven't seen before, just to have it happen. She hates that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
We had just finished the Impeachment which had immediately followed the wimpy ending of the Russia Hoax. There was ample time to get the laws changed for Vote by Mail.
It was Swiss timing.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:00 PM (KY5Ho)
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China saw Trump as their greatest threat.
Corollary to Hanlon's Law: "Never attribute to accident that which is adequately explained by intent and/or profit."
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (DWsEr)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Wife and I > last week of 2019. Knocked us on our asses. Four days later, poof. Gone like we were never sick.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (0SXk8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (DRSnL)
China exporting it was, setting ethics aside, sort of a no-brainer. The pre-lockdown BS in the west is hard to explain without extreme levels of malice aimed internally.
Posted by: somedood at June 15, 2023 02:59 PM (aNQwd)
Event 201 was a planning session to deal with the acknowledged but not reported on escape of what was suspected to be a bioweapon from WIV. Since all the brightest people in the world got together and made plans, according to the best science and their hopes for power and profit, no one dared deviate, and all attempts to find better solutions were shot down.
Since the map became the terrain for planning purposes, it was doomed to kill as many people as it did.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (xhaym)
https://youtu.be/Q-A4VrEUyyI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
can be
81 million votes
1 vote counted 81 million times
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
And I refuse to listen to any "it's just basic scientific research, it's not a bioweapon" talk. How dumb do they think we are? Oh shit, they're right, we are that dumb. At least, our governing class is.
If I lost any loved ones to the Wuhan flu, I'd be livid right now. There ought to be class action lawsuits galore against Fauci, EcoHealth Inc., and the Chinese government. A damages figure north of $1 trillion would be more than fair.
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (1gif2)
I was really frustrated when I showed my dad Matchstick Men and he guessed the twist the second a particular character gets introduced near the beginning of the film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/NP6RzRfVlpA
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (IAwid)
They had him all along, but let him go.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (IAwid)
That is a movie that is great but ultimately unsatisfying. You literally know nothing at the end.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (aD39U)
He's a ghost.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (IAwid)
Rosebud was just a sled.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/yckbehms
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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The fact that reporters are starting to ask questions is progress.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
He's a ghost.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (IAwid)
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Dammit!
*turns off Die Hard 2: Die Harder*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
If you haven't noticed, they're intentionally f*cking with you.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (k1L5r)
Also:
Comity refers to courts of one state or jurisdiction respecting the laws and judicial decisions of other jurisdictions – whether state, federal or international – not as a matter of obligation but out of deference and mutual respect.
In Constitutional Law, the enforcement of judgments between states in the United States is governed by the Comity Clause of the Constitution - Article IV, § 2, Clause 2.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (IAwid)
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He also dies in Outbreak. Spoiler alert.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
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You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (fxrF8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (K8wm4)
I was really frustrated when I showed my dad Matchstick Men and he guessed the twist the second a particular character gets introduced near the beginning of the film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
There was a dude in college in our suite that could do that, just wander by a movie on TV and point out the final scene pretty much perfectly.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (eoQWY)
Dammit!
*turns off Die Hard 2: Die Harder*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
It's ok. He kills the bad guy again, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
He's a ghost.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (IAwid)
The twist is that the bald guy in the Sixth Sense is Bruce Willis!
Posted by: Charlie Kelly at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
The more I think about it the madder I get.
Posted by: DanMan at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (ppBhU)
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He also dies in Outbreak. Spoiler alert.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (DRSnL)
But he molests the neighbor girl in that one movie, so that makes up for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
There aren't actual monsters, that's the parents dressed up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (IAwid)
He's a ghost.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (IAwid)
The twist is that the bald guy in the Sixth Sense is Bruce Willis!
Posted by: Charlie Kelly at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
Markey Mark is the killer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
Should be interesting watching how long the media can try and ignore this if evidence keeps dripping out. No way is Orange Man going to stop talking about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (fxrF
And just so you realize the danger of Soloronite bombs, I'm going to explain to you just how it works so you can get right on making those bombs.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (xhaym)
Which means this has been a red letter month for exposing the phonies, charlatans and evil bastards who pull the levers of power in this increasingly effed up world.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (HB5Gm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (aD39U)
There are no more movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (OgrpQ)
Yeah, his stolen penis didn't save him then.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (aD39U)
Also: there were no more movies for this one, too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (OgrpQ)
Hah! By Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at June 15, 2023 03:07 PM (1gif2)
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It's fairly simple.
1. Fauci's buddy Peter Daszak and his outfit (EcoHealth Alliance) had a hare-brained scheme to do gain-of-function on SARS in an effort to expedite hypothetical future vaccine development efforts.
2. They tried to get funding from DARPA, but it failed.
3. They tried to get funding from NIH, and succeeded. This caused two problems:
A. It's illegal in the United States
B. The United States doesn't have reservoirs of heretofore undiscovered coronaviruses
Setting up shop in China handles both 3A and 3B well, and 3B was the primary reason that setting up shop in China was in the original plan from EcoHealth (and specifically Wuhan, though that was for convenience more than anything).
So to Wuhan it went.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)
Also: there were no more movies for this one, too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
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Dammit!
*turns off A Room with a View*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (K8wm4)
Don’t forget Ha Chu.
Posted by: Rex B at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (dgvn5)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (OgrpQ)
Hah! By Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
Filmed in some of the same places R2D2 and C3PO wandered in Episode IV...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
That's why I never bought the "Lucas has everything plotted for all 9 movies" crap that was going around back then.
Too much of what was in the first movie is different than the third for that to be so. No way they would have had the triangle in #1 if Leia was known to be his sister by the makers.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:02 PM (eoQWY)
In the first film, Darth was Vader's name, not his title. Obi Wan kept calling him Darth in the lightsaber battle, like he was talking to Charlie or Doug.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (K8wm4)
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Dammit!
*turns off Girls Gone Wild 7*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
HAH! Gotcha. It was actually Fifth Element.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (gf7Ez)
Stolen Penis?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
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Marky Mark's brother, actually. The one from NKOTB.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (DRSnL)
*turns off A Room with a View*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Heh. Try this ref: After all that, he never tells her how he feels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
Dammit!
*turns off Girls Gone Wild 7*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
He said "BOOKS."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at June 15, 2023 03:10 PM (HB5Gm)
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Gradually, then suddenly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (K8wm4)
The more I think about it the madder I get.
Posted by: DanMan at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (DB6tu)
Now do the vaxx.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
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Remains of the Day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (OgrpQ)
He's the guy in the live story, just old now.
She'll forget again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)
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#OrangeManBad, #BlueManGood ... toe-may-toe, tah-mah-toe.
AKA two legs bad, four legs good.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (t6rP7)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (gf7Ez)
Stolen Penis?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Yup. I can't remember where I saw them or who they opened for though.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (gf7Ez)
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Lucas gave you midget Ewoks with zippers in the back.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (K8wm4)
That isn't how glasses work, at least for near sighted people.
And that's a TV show.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
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Marky Mark's brother, actually. The one from NKOTB.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (DRSnL)
Ah, the one from Blue Bloods.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (ppBhU)
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Stargate is dumb but very watchable. It's a guilty pleasure for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (aD39U)
He's the guy in the live story, just old now.
She'll forget again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (IAwid)
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Dammit!
*turns off Hardcore Henry*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
I'd like a prize.
Posted by: L - very tired at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
Married to Jenny McCarthy
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
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Concur. Dumb, but cool.
The TV show, though, was just dumb.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (geLO8)
He's the guy in the live story, just old now.
She'll forget again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (IAwid)
I loved Wayne's World 2!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)
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Lucas gave you midget Ewoks with zippers in the back.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (bA3Ln)
I'm sure there was an Expanded Universe book explaining the zippers as some sort of Sith plot or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 02:48 PM (aD39U)
Yep, Com'on Joe. At least you could post babes who look over 17.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (k1L5r)
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Lucas gave you midget Ewoks with zippers in the back.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (bA3Ln)
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Which was different from his original plan of Wookies because he wanted to sell more toys. If he had everything planned, he sure did change a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)
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Darth Vader, his lovely wife Ella, and their kids Taxi and Drafty.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (fxrF8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Good. I hated that movie when a girl made me sit through it. Really?! That's it? I get the tragedy of it all, but what the actual hell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (fxrF
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*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)
I liked all the Stargates except Universe, which bored me into not watching it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (IAwid)
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Dammit!
*turns off Dragonslayer*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (K8wm4)
Should be interesting watching how long the media can try and ignore this if evidence keeps dripping out. No way is Orange Man going to stop talking about it.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I thought it was generally acknowledged now that the lefty machine is easing the Bidens towards the off-ramp.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Good. I hated that movie when a girl made me sit through it. Really?! That's it? I get the tragedy of it all, but what the actual hell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
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I had to read the book and watch the movie for a college course (Literature and Film). I remember precious little of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)
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Darth Vader, his lovely wife Ella, and their kids Taxi and Drafty.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (fxrF
Taxi married into the Dermy family.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (OgrpQ)
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Identity is kind of a hot mess, but I liked it anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (IAwid)
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Dammit!
*turns off Dragonslayer*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
*closes all 52 tabs at PronHub.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (0SXk8)
The date mentioned above for patient zero is November, which is after the spike in hospital patients.
Posted by: junior at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (y7R10)
The Shape of Things
Rachel Weiz and Gretchen Mol are looking good, but what a fucked up movie
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (NtVYv)
Identity is kind of a hot mess, but I liked it anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)
The best part of Whole Nine Yards is how random the nudity was. And impressive. Who knew?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
Dammit!
*turns off Girls Gone Wild 7*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
He said "BOOKS."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, magazines. Printed on glossy paper...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)
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Darth Vader, his lovely wife Ella, and their kids Taxi and Drafty.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (fxrF
A major irritation was the Jedi all wearing those brown desert suits. Obi Wan wore those because everybody on the planet did - Luke, his uncle and aunt, and so on. Everyone on Tatooine is NOT A JEDI.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (eoQWY)
Ah, the one from Blue Bloods.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah...the angry cop that goes to his sister with no evidence and wants her to issue warrants because HE F*CKING SAID SO.
I liked that show early on, but DAMN his character gets annoying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Could someone explain to me how a virus, known before gain of function research was applied as a virus that almost exclusively targeted 75+ year old people and those with existing conditions, has any place as a "bioweapon".
What enemy would send a virus that killed their opponent's weakest and most expensive to maintain population? It seems you would be doing them a favor eliminating a source of asset depletion.
Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: WisRich
Joey just plainly did not answer the question though. That's not deflection, that's tacit 'you figure it out smart guy'. Then he smiles like the retard he is.
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (3byMq)
The Shape of Things
Rachel Weiz and Gretchen Mol are looking good, but what a fucked up movie
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (NtVYv)
Another crazy movie is Predestination with Ethen Hawke.
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (OgrpQ)
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And part of what made it great. He was just a really powerful baddie. Certainly nothing the universe literally revolved around.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (eoQWY)
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Gimmie a minute and I'll fix that.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
I pretty much never watched any prestige english film ever again because of that movie. There were like 5 different Hopkins-Thompson movies about the same time and that English Patient one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
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I was so, so pissed that I watched The Lovely Bones. You take over the body of your friend and have sex with your crush, and don't bother telling him who your killer is? So he is still out there raping and killing for years? GTFO of here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:20 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2023 03:20 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
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A Man for All Seasons is the tits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:20 PM (K8wm4)
Ah, the one from Blue Bloods.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah...the angry cop that goes to his sister with no evidence and wants her to issue warrants because HE F*CKING SAID SO.
I liked that show early on, but DAMN his character gets annoying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Every episode of Law & Order: SVU is similar. Detectives come up with weak case against a perp they know is guilty. DA tells them he can't prosecute based on that. They get all pissy because they KNOW he's guilty. Next scene, they magically discover the evidence tying it all together.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)
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Eventually.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (3byMq)
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The swormy smile/laugh is a dead give away. He's been doing it his whole political career.
Posted by: WisRich at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
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Concur. Dumb, but cool.
The TV show, though, was just dumb.
except for the wormhole x-treme episode.
Posted by: anachronda at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)
The best part of Whole Nine Yards is how random the nudity was. And impressive. Who knew?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM
is that the one with Natasha Henstridge ? oh my
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (IAwid)
There's a hilarious skit maker on YT who has a series of sketches one of which is a plumber who can't quite get what the sexy customer is getting at.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:12 PM (n+4am)
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Darth Vader, his lovely wife Ella, and their kids Taxi and Drafty.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:15 PM (fxrF
A major irritation was the Jedi all wearing those brown desert suits. Obi Wan wore those because everybody on the planet did - Luke, his uncle and aunt, and so on. Everyone on Tatooine is NOT A JEDI.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (eoQWY)
The brown is just a common coat. It's not a uniform. It's kind of not obvious by the movies but Jedi in the Old Republic are extremely rare relative to general population and travel effectively incognito because they wear normal clothes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (VP9ao)
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I don't think it was. I law out my thoughts on that wrinkle in 129. Take it with a heaping helping of salt, though, 'cause I don't know shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (OgrpQ)
I actually liked Gattaca.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (NtVYv)
Yes, but spoiler: she's not the one who gets nekkid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
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I really like Gattaca. I think it's a good movie. It's also visually splendid. It's one of the very few things I have purchased in 4k.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)
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Researchers have identified the SV40 genetic sequence in it. Look it up and the Polio vaccine if it doesn't ring a bell.
Pfizer added it intentionally.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:22 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (VZihu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
I prefer the SCTV promo for their version - The Man Who Would Be King of the Popes
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: tommylotto at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (6QQM8)
Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (VP9ao)
It gets rid of those pesky people who remember what it's like to be free Americans.
Posted by: Emmie -- are you on the ArkanOklaMoMe email list? at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (fxrF8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)
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I just got The Night of the Hunter of 4K...with HDR!
I'm still unclear how HDR makes things better for black and white films. I think it's something about detail in the blacks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (NtVYv)
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And Rosanna Arquette doing a horrible, horrible French accent.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (DRSnL)
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Whoops. Didn't finish my thought.
Like you noted, the virus was mostly nothing. Just an excuse. And I doubt it killed more than 25K people in the U.S., if that many.
The injection is what they were after, and they had to get there via the virus.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (KbCG3)
He fixes the cable.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (fxrF8
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Also, Bunny was never kidnapped.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (DRSnL)
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Researchers have identified the SV40 genetic sequence in it. Look it up and the Polio vaccine if it doesn't ring a bell.
Pfizer added it intentionally.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:22 PM (k1L5r)
You are assuming that the target was young soldiers I guess? Perhaps not.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (bA3Ln)
Yes, but spoiler: she's not the one who gets nekkid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Nude Guide:
Amanda Peet - Whole Nine Yards
Natasha Henstridge - Species
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (K8wm4)
Every episode of Law & Order: SVU is similar. Detectives come up with weak case against a perp they know is guilty. DA tells them he can't prosecute based on that. They get all pissy because they KNOW he's guilty. Next scene, they magically discover the evidence tying it all together.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (KbCG3)
Heh. Watched an episode of Bones yesterday. Bones gets shot and goes in the hospital for surgery. When she wakes up, she tells Booth the entry wound was cold.
Cut to next scene. Angela comes into a room with Dr. skinny chick and the fuzzy headed dude and declares "SHE'S AWAKE!!!!" They all exude a massive sigh of relief as they just heard the news for the first time that she's OK. Dr. skinny chick then starts talking about how Bones said the entry wound was cold......
"HOW DID YOU KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS EVEN AWAKE?!? Who EDITS this shit?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (DXikM)
Amanda Peet - Whole Nine Yards
Natasha Henstridge - Species
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (OgrpQ)
Mr Skin?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (OgrpQ)
Predestination is adapted from Heinlein's infamous short story "All You Zombies".
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (I7bsV)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (XtkZj)
That's your no-no square, sir......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
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Huh. I've never thought about it, but hypothetically, HDR should kick ass for black and white stuff. It's all about more-effectively managing contrast extremes within the same frame. In a black and white movie or TV show, there will be a *lot* of contrast extremes, sort of by definition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)
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The target was everyone. Don't get the injection and you're killing grandma. Your 3 year old needs the injection. If you don't get the injection you are fired from your job or dismissed from the military.
We're just getting started on this ride.
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Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (XtkZj)
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Maybe, but would have thrown out Reagan with the bathwater, never mind Donald Trump.
Posted by: MartynWW at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (N1vqS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (aD39U)
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Super Mario Brothers The Movie?
Posted by: junior at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (y7R10)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (XtkZj)
That song sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
The prequels have every Jedi on the capital planet wearing the same getup in their councils. No civilian off Tatooine wears that, but all Jedi off Tatooine do.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: MartynWW
and Joe Biden
Posted by: DB - at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)
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That sounds familiar to something I've probably read and instantly forgot.
I mean, I read people who swear up and down that this HDR presentation is so much better than that SDR presentation, but I'm just like, "Okay."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (t0OGg)
I believe it was being developed and enhanced by the Chinese government jointly with the U.S. government as a bioweapon to be used on their own populations. In the U.S. case, if you're of the opinion that we truly should have universal health coverage and the only thing holding us back is the cost, the easiest thing to do is eliminate the excess population that is chewing up over half of all spending. At the same time you can ease the Social Security burden and stimulate the transfer of trillions of dollars to more productive sectors. In China's case, they could eliminate the same sector of their population to ease up a number of economic and social pressures.
Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
He did in the original book.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (XtkZj)
She is one of my all time crushes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (DRSnL)
Blondie removed the bullets from Tuco's pistol
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (OgrpQ)
Predestination is adapted from Heinlein's infamous short story "All You Zombies".
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (I7bsV)
Sure it wasn't his earlier and better "By His Bootstraps"? Zombies is a hard enough story to read, they made a movie about it?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
The prequels have every Jedi on the capital planet wearing the same getup in their councils. No civilian off Tatooine wears that, but all Jedi off Tatooine do.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (eoQWY)
Yeah no doubt the movies make it look like a Jedi uniform. It's supposed to be generic traveling clothes for the setting.
That's why the movies also treats them as not obviously Jedi when moving around or hiding. Obi-wan was disguised as a normal guy in the first movie, that doesn't get retconned, the following movies just fail to emphasize these are "civilian clothes".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (eYoxG)
have you seen stargate infinity, the animated series?
Posted by: anachronda at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (VZihu)
What was that saying Capitalism would sell you the rope to hang them with.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (t/2Uw)
Got here just in time to talk to myself.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (t/2Uw)
The date mentioned above for patient zero is November, which is after the spike in hospital patients.
Posted by: junior at June 15, 2023 03:18 PM (y7R10)
These were satellite photos released by the Chinese government.
Posted by: m at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (aWeTk)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (Uv0D2)
What else are China and the Democrats lying about?
Posted by: william ferrin at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (SbSen)
Could someone explain to me how a virus, known before gain of function research was applied as a virus that almost exclusively targeted 75+ year old people and those with existing conditions, has any place as a "bioweapon".
What enemy would send a virus that killed their opponent's weakest and most expensive to maintain population? It seems you would be doing them a favor eliminating a source of asset depletion.
Posted by: jwest at June 15, 2023 03:19 PM (VP9ao)
Two things about old people:
1) In America, they tend to vote Republican more than any other age group.
2) They eat up the most government resources while being the least productive
Don't forget, too, that the Chinese masterfully used fake videos to freak the hell out of Americans and other Westerners, while strongly encouraging us to use lockdowns and other ridiculous measures to stem this new plague. Plus they obfuscated over who was most vulnerable for as long as they could get away with it, conditioning most Westerners to fear it more than was warranted.
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (1gif2)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (eoQWY)
Definitely "All You Zombies", and they even added another twist at the end.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (I7bsV)
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