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Starbucks Union Alleges The Company Has Ordered the Removal of "Pride" Decorations, But Starbucks Corporate Denies This
Not sure what to think about this. Do I trust a left-leaning union that wants to make trouble for a corporation and force it to support extremist politics, or do I trust a soulless corporate lie-factory?
Just hoping for injuries here. A Starbucks union, Starbucks Workers United, claimed:Starbucks Workers UnitedIN THE MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH?! IN THE MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH, STARBUCKS!??! Do better, Starbucks. #DoBetter.
@SBWorkersUnited BREAKING: In the middle of Pride Month, Starbucks BANS Pride decorations in stores across the United States.
Sounds pretty great! But Starbucks corporate says the union is lying and that there's no such order.
For the last two weeks, Starbucks workers have taken to social media to report that the company is no longer allowing Pride decorations in-store. This seems to be the first year the publicly "pro-LGBTQ+" company has taken this kind of stance.
You'll notice that this denial is carefully crafted to not deny anything in particular. Anytime someone issues a general, hazy, vague denial, and avoids denying the specific things denied, they're just admitting that it's true. "False information" can mean something like, "We didn't order it, we strongly suggested it." Lawyers routinely deny the whole of a statement if they can find a quibble with any minor part of the statement, and courts say that this is technically not perjury.
Starbucks blasted recent "false" claims alleging that the global coffee company ordered stores across the United States to remove LGBTQ Pride flags on display under threat of conservative backlash. After a Twitter account for a Starbucks employee union tweeted Tuesday that Starbucks decided to ban Pride Month decorations in many of its U.S. stores, the company denied the claim in a statement provided to Fox News Digital. The company called the claim "false information," said it was "deeply concerned" by the spread of the false allegations and re-pledged its commitment to the LGBTQ community.
No shit, really? I never noticed that getting a coffee at Starbucks was essentially standing around watching a Drag Queen Story Hour.
The union account followed the announcement with a lengthy Twitter thread detailing the situation. "For the last two weeks, Starbucks workers have taken to social media to report that the company is no longer allowing Pride decorations in-store. This seems to be the first year the publicly 'pro-LGBTQ+' company has taken this kind of stance," it continued. A subsequent post cited conservative backlash against pro-LGBTQ Target products as part of the motivation for the decision, stating, "Taking a cue from Target, who bowed to anti-LGBTQ+ pressure and removed pride merchandise, corporate and district management are taking down the pride decorations that have become an annual tradition in stores." The union then blasted the company's management, stating, "Starbucks is powered by many queer workers...
... but management has failed to materially support the LGBTQ+ community. Last October, some workers have reported that their transgender benefit plan changed, causing them to pay out of pocket fees and lose access to certain providers." It also claimed, "If Starbucks was a true ally, they would stand up for us, especially during a time when LGBTQ+ people are under attack. A company that cares wouldn't turn their back on the LGBTQ+ community to protect their already astronomically high profits." A Starbucks spokesman commented on reports the company was removing Pride decorations from stores, saying, "We're deeply concerned by false information that is being spread especially as it relates to our inclusive store environments, our company culture, and the benefits we offer our partners. " (Reuters) The account concluded, "True allyship with the LGBTQ+ community is negotiating a union contract that legally locks-in our benefits, our freedom of expression, and ways to hold management accountable."So this is about chiseling more money out of Starbucks, and getting them to pay for the trannies' endless elective surgeries.
The union account collected up claims that Starbucks was taking down "pride" decorations -- but we don't know anything about the credibility of those claims.
Starbucks responded with a forceful denial of the union's allegations. In its statement to Fox News, the coffee company said, "We unwaveringly support the LGBTQIA2+ community. There has been no change to any policy on this matter and we continue to encourage our store leaders to celebrate with their communities including for U.S. Pride month in June."
A jury on Monday found in favor of former Starbucks regional director Shannon Phillips, who sued the company for wrongfully firing her, claiming she was terminated for being White. Phillips, who worked for Starbucks for about 13 years and managed a region of stores in the area, was fired after the the arrest of two Black men at a Philadelphia Starbucks in April 2018. The New Jersey jury returned a verdict of $25.6 million, including $25 million for punitive damages and $600,000 in compensatory damages, according to Console Mattiacci Law, which represents Phillips. The jury ruled unanimously after a six day trial, the lawyers said, noting that Phillips will also be seeking back and front pay. Starbucks said it is disappointed in the decision and is evaluating its next steps, spokesperson Jaci Anderson told CNN. This week's verdict is the latest development in an incident that has sparked protest and outrage. In 2018, the two men were asked to leave the coffee shop after sitting at a table without ordering anything. The men, who declined to leave because they were waiting for a business associate, were escorted out of the coffee shop in handcuffs after a store manager called police on them. They later reached settlement agreements with Starbucks and the City of Philadelphia. In a lawsuit first filed in 2019, Phillips said the company discriminated against her because of her race when she was let go.In very related news, the CEO of Lululemon -- who fired two white managers for calling the police on black thieves looting their store -- defended the anti-white racist firing, by claiming "It's only merchandise." Well, merchandise and dangerous criminals who could hurt customers and employees. I think Lululemon might be paying out $50 million pretty soon.
Lululemon's CEO stands by his decision to axe two employees who called the police while three masked men robbed a Georgia outpost, citing the company's "zero-tolerance policy" for intervening with a robbery as a reason for firing the workers. "We have a zero-tolerance policy that we train our educators on around engaging during a theft," Lululemon CEO Calvin McDonald told CNBC during Friday's "Squawk on the Street." "Educators" are what Lululemon calls its workers. McDonald claimed that the two fired female workers -- one of whom was an assistant manager -- were not fired for calling the cops, but because they didn't abide by company policy, which says employees shouldn't engage with thieves. The two women, Jennifer Ferguson and Rachel Rogers said they were aware of the policy and were let go without being given "specific reasoning" for their firing."Educators." Educators.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:28 PM (0EnJo)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:28 PM (0EnJo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Next June might be pretty quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)
Starbucks overpriced coffee is shit to begin with. I hope they fail.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2023 02:31 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
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Last year, it seemed like every website I went to had pride garbage everywhere, and every show I watched had the channel logo in the corner with rainbow colors. I'm not seeing that at all this year. Even Hulu just has a small bar a few rows down that says "Pride never stops" or something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:32 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Jordan61
She should open up a chain of bikini barista espresso stands.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2023 02:32 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (F8pUa)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (oOFMP)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (l21VG)
Moar, please.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (bs+z0)
1 Starbucks says the story is bullshit
2 Unions make up shit about management
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: That guy who thinks Wrath Month is gonna be LIT at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (fxrF8)
Your mission should only be providing services to paying customers. Not using company money for personal virtue signaling.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (F8pUa)
"Starbucks is powered by many queer workers" and I'm sure they think that's a compliment to their community, instead of realizing that's the case because most of these queer workers are mentally ill, can't hold a real job, have no real work skills, and believe themselves to be behind geniuses despite having low double digit IQs.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (gTzDk)
https://tinyurl.com/4vk3nnkk
Now they're catching heat from the union for their lack of support for alphabet people? LOL!
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:32 PM (DRSnL)
Sure it does.....when AIDS comes a callin'.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (gLRfa)
I kind of want it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (lyP95)
I might try this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Well, now hold on, this is only true almost all of the time.
I kid. But the reason lawyers do this, a lot of the time anyway, is because the other side phrases their statement or question in such a compound and/or misleading way that pretty much all you can do is say, "denied," because "fuck off" isn't a procedurally permissible response.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Their coffee was always overpriced shit. Their popularity baffles me. at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (MNhXM)
https://tinyurl.com/4vk3nnkk
Now they're catching heat from the union for their lack of support for alphabet people? LOL!
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (V1QHJ)
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So good, Ace should include it in the content.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Your mission should only be providing services to paying customers. Not using company money for personal virtue signaling.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (F8pUa)
That's the opposite of good business!
Posted by: Mark Cuban at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Why would we try to erase you from existence when the odds are so high that you'll do it for us?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (0EnJo)
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (i0udk)
I might try this.
Is any of it accurate?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (F8pUa)
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So good, Ace should include it in the content.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DON'T READ THE CONTENT. THE COMMENTS ARE WHERE THE ENTERTAINMENT IS.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Their coffee was always overpriced shit. Their popularity baffles me.
*fist bump*
Posted by: Zombie Kid From Brooklyn at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (to8pj)
16 more days people. 16 more days.
Posted by: Tuna
This year's After Monkeypox Pride Month Party is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Did you clowns think that I was joking? at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (pNxlR)
By next year they'll probably pull down the curtain (no pun intended) and add the letter they need most, P, since their main goal is kiddy diddling.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (gTzDk)
I might try this.
Is any of it accurate?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (F8pUa)
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I dunno. It might be, but the point is just an experiment to see if I can output a whole book that looks official using ChatGPT around a minor but still prominent figure of American history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (OgrpQ)
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Guess how I know you didn't read the content?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (gLRfa)
Oh, thank Gaia! I haven't missed it.
Boy! Boy!
Yes, cracker?
Go and buy me the largest dildo you can find!
Posted by: Gay Scrooge (aka Lindsey Graham) at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
the one in Philly
that company is gonna go out of business and I will laugh and laugh
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (w0NJk)
Yeah... not.
"Leave those kids alone!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (F8pUa)
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (unahl)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2023 02:33 PM (gTzDk)
And more and more often, they're too stoned to get your order right or even remember that you ordered anything at all.
Though in fairness, that's true of the other workers as well.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (0EnJo)
*hangs head in shame*
I scanned the post and didn't see it.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (V1QHJ)
I've said it before, but the people screaming about pride signs being removed clearly have no inner sense of self or inner self worth. If you have to have external validation to feel seen and feel you have worth, you're doing life wrong. The majority of the world has no desire or need to validate you. Putting that pressure on the world and on yourself will just result in pain.
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (+mkOR)
I might try this.
Is any of it accurate?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:35 PM (F8pUa)
anna, you obviously don't know how people utilize ChatGPT...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
*hangs head in shame*
I scanned the post and didn't see it.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (V1QHJ)
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He did?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
There is not a single group in this day and age that could get away with polluting their environment with their chosen propaganda in this manner, other than da queers and trannies.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (F8pUa)
I'm a white, conservative, heterosexual woman. Nothing like that ever happens to me.
Posted by: huerfano at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (7zEAH)
https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (MNhXM)
First, we get the shotest damn month in the calendar, NOW we gotta share our blessed day with a bunch o damn rainbow flag waivin' rump ranglers........dat shit jus aint right.......
Posted by: Blacks Everywhere at June 14, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
They can keep their overpriced soy latte extra whips and chains shot of jizz butt plug flavored grande fappuccino shit.
Is THAT what was on the Braille portion of their menus?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Did you clowns think that I was joking? at June 14, 2023 02:39 PM (pNxlR)
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 14, 2023 02:39 PM (DcKNO)
I used to spend So Much Money there. At least $10/day, weekdays. No mas.
Posted by: m at June 14, 2023 02:39 PM (4tUZx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
It is the moron way.
Posted by: A grand and storied tradition at June 14, 2023 02:39 PM (fE1zA)
No way that detail is anywhere where ChatGPT would look.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (CaJIi)
https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (V1QHJ)
STFU and drop that top, hun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Or even, "we changed guidelines to allow store managers and franchise owners to determine the Pride-related material in-store in a way most conducive to success in the local market."
Something like that is my guess unless it's all an outright lie. This is being done store-level, is not a unified corporate policy, and it allows Starbucks to blame lower-level employees.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
Try a Stacey Abrams style bodice ripper next.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Dave Barry has written a new novel.....
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (T4tVD)
might keep this up for "pride season"
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: WisRich at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (V1QHJ)
*watches first 15 secs*
You, sir, win the blog for the day!
That is a lot of movement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes
have you decorated your home with Juneteenth lights yet?
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Topless trans man/women baring it on Pride day at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (MNhXM)
I kind of want it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)
Audiobook is also available. I have my mom's copy, a copy of my own plus the audiobook.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (eoQWY)
They seem proud of that too. With bug chasing and poz parties, HIV seems to be something of a staus marker or in-group badge. At least now that we are past the emaciated walking corpse, quilting phase of the disease.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)
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What a stupid way to say, "some gay people work here NOW OBEY US AND CATER TO OUR DEMANDS!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
I left the mute on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Some Moron at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Remember:
While the kid is in your womb, it belongs to you. You own it and can dispose of it without consequence.
Once it is born, you relinquish ownership and it belongs to the State.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (I6T7W)
The two loiterers, who were there to cause a scene, got a big payoff from Starbucks without any need to sue,but this woman is going to have to go through appeal after appeal as Starbucks fights her. They paid off the black guys in a shake down to try and appease the criminals who would burn down their stores if they didn't, but will fight the woman who they committed a crime against.
Real justice would be the two men having to also pay her, as well as going to prison for attempting to foment a riot.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (gTzDk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (lyP95)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (iLGcr)
"Educators."
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
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I read it and only see, "TJM's wife's Lululemon budget is about to increase."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO
Strings of black lights all along the eaves.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (5IobZ)
https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw
Posted by: bonhomme
The best kind of re-run. She really gets my attention.
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (uia9V)
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I think Lululemon might be paying out $50 million pretty soon.
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Neither of things sound accretive to shareholder value...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (vg8N1)
To stretch low grade synthetic wovens over a fat bitch's mooseknucle and tell her she looks like whatever celebrity is the same race as her is "education"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (eaKCj)
"YOU'RE LITERALLY TRYING TO ERASE ME FROM EXISTENCE!!!"
No, I am not ...
... but I will not miss you when you are gone, either.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Did you clowns think that I was joking? at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (pNxlR)
"Educators."
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
Huh. We weren't aware of the update because the comment section didn't turn all gray 'n shit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (vg8N1)
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It was popular on their carefully curated Twitter feed, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
I kind of want it.
Check out ebay. You can find bargains on nice Folio Society copies sometimes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (ppBhU)
I love that for the leftist parents complaining, when kids embrace the rainbow stuff it's them being their authentic selves. When kids resist it, it's clearly indoctrination from their parents.
They will call evil good and good evil...
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (F8pUa)
Yeah... not.
"Leave those kids alone!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2023 02:37 PM (F8pUa)
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone - Pink Floyd, the Wall
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (eoQWY)
Starbucks gets one appeal. There may be a remand to reconsider damages, but in most jurisdictions you only get one appeal as of right.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2023 02:44 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (eaKCj)
LOl...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 02:44 PM (bs+z0)
I left the mute on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
I wanted to make sure she didn't sound like The Nanny or that black guy from 16 Blocks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Their flaming stokes the boiler furnaces.
Posted by: Takes lots of faggots to keep the furnace fueled at June 14, 2023 02:44 PM (fE1zA)
That Starbucks has a Union is the real joke.
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:41 PM
Your heartless. It's exactly like they're a thousand feet underground with low oxygen, coal dust, and the danger of sudden collapse while Daddy Warbucks is 'up top' lighting Cubans with hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at June 14, 2023 02:44 PM (enJYY)
Levin does a pretty good imitation of Mitch. The clip I saw shows Mitch looking pretty ragged, but bolstered by his posse as always.
And what's the deal with Joni Ernst' skull weave. Bugs me that that could be her hair. Cannot.
Posted by: micky at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (3byMq)
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So all stores should allow the scum to steal their stuff??
Every retailer only has merchandise.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: WisRich at June 14, 2023 02:40 PM (G0vdT)
Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Like that would make a difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
“ Lululemon still has to find a new branding executive to replace Wilson, who perhaps will now best be remembered for his final and most controversial piece of marketing: tote bags emblazoned with the phrase “Who is John Galt?”, the opening line from Ayn Rand’s 1957 novel Atlas Shrugged. The bags spurred a flurry of web chatter, and for at least one Lululemon customer, the blend of expensive activewear and Rand’s theories on unregulated capitalism stunk like an unwashed yoga mat.”
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (UCNv1)
( yeah of course I’m just kidding)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Did you clowns think that I was joking? at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (pNxlR)
Gee this is easy!!! Maybe the employee's of these establishments should follow company policy in not confronting thieves or people using their facilities without purchasing anything. Hopefully there will be millions of dollars lost by the companies due to this.
And what would really be nice if the companies were capped for the amount they can deduct for lost merchandise due to theft. Then we will see a different tune from them.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (Oq/TM)
I love that for the leftist parents complaining, when kids embrace the rainbow stuff it's them being their authentic selves. When kids resist it, it's clearly indoctrination from their parents.
They will call evil good and good evil...
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (+mkOR)
This will end well for them.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (llON8)
Like that would make a difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
Whether the mute was on or not, it would.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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Little known fact: Lululemon has a CEO named Calvin McDonald, and McDonald's has a CEO named Calvin Lululemon. Weird.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (Ta9mo)
maybe you could just link to porn next?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (Keyt1)
Don't be silly, that's ace's job.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (llON8)
... who always are fagged out ... amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Did you clowns think that I was joking? at June 14, 2023 02:45 PM (pNxlR)
"People, like, keep, like, coming through the door and asking me to, like, WORK......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Spandex is a privilege not a right at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (fE1zA)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (llON
And it's not.. The school is pissed and are "looking" into the hate
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Dr Spank
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*imagines late-night bottom-feeder lawyer TV ads*
'Have you, or anyone you know, ever read, looked at, or been in the vicinity of AoSHQ content? If so, you may be entitled to compensation....'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (06vRX)
Holy shit. Someone at CNN capitalized White? I bet they get fired.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (Aj1lk)
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (+mkOR)
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CNBC's story on Bud Light, Starbucks and Target (what?! No Disney?!) has this very strange paragraph.
What the hell does it mean? They don't give any specific examples, so no one can know.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (y95Pb)
"Starbucks is powered by many queer workers... "
... who always are fagged out ... amirite?
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They run on tranny fluids.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2023 02:48 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (+mkOR)
Someone said earlier that they left things alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (Aj1lk)
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Heh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:48 PM (DRSnL)
I really hate Lululemon wtf
leggings still ain't britches, you old ho
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 02:48 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2023 02:48 PM (63Dwl)
Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.
Posted by: LASue
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It's a bit like watching a fight between jackals and hyenas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (06vRX)
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (+mkOR)
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They held rates today but indicated more rate increases are on the horizon.
Posted by: WisRich at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (G0vdT)
The response: "Oh really? What are their names?"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (ou9hh)
This is bullshit. The only thing states are doing is protecting CHILDREN from this madness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
It's even more insane when you dig into what Lululemon claims they did. The workers "engaged" the robbers by saying, "Seriously? Get out!" and then following them out and watching them get into a car. That's "engaging" with the thieves.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (V1QHJ)
And...can we get some rules about who exactly is allowed to wear them?
Posted by: Some Moron at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)
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Little known fact: Lululemon has a CEO named Calvin McDonald, and McDonald's has a CEO named Calvin Lululemon. Weird.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (Ta9mo)
I have no idea why this cracked me up but this cracked me up.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (KbCG3)
good
that man should be afraid to walk in public, anywhere
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (w0NJk)
Holy shit. Someone at CNN capitalized White? I bet they get fired.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (Aj1lk)
Not so fast since you usually only see White capitalized when it's accompanied by the word Supremacy. CNN is subtle I'll give them that.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (Ta9mo)
Holy shit. Someone at CNN capitalized White? I bet they get fired.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Was it the first word in a sentence?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (y95Pb)
They are attempting to claw back the rights to proselytize and molest your children, but this time, with government punishment for any who resist. Not hard to understand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (y95Pb)
It's just their latest talking point against anti-grooming and anti-child-mutilation laws.
Posted by: They really are coming for the children at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (fE1zA)
Course, it's the insurance carrier that's paying this.
And they won't underwrite the policy renewal for "good social credit score."
It's gonna be more, "pay us that $50 million back."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (Et4sD)
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (+mkOR)
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It's one of the major factors keeping us where we are. Our mortgage is at 2.5% right now. If we move and get a similar mortgage, it's gonna add $700 a month or so to the payment, with the current interest rates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)
they should psych out the media and raise them a half point tomorrow
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (dQWfI)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (VsUo2)
Do I look like a sucker who would ever shop in a store that 'tolerated' shoplifting? I know who pays for that shit, and it's me, the guy who pays for stuff.
I even saw a 'No Backpack' sign in a beer distributor today.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (llON
And it's not.. The school is pissed and are "looking" into the hate
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (bs+z0)
I meant it won't end well for the retards who 'call good evil and evil good', but that *is* a longer-term thing.
Not surprised the commies are going for revenge against normies daring to tell them to f off.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (ZCCyW)
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Someone tell Gabe!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Oldcat, that song always pops into my head now when I read about the rainbow stuff in schools.
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (+mkOR)
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There must be a camel toe metric somewhere in the Federal Government.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (uia9V)
And holding a bottle of Camp Lejune water.
Posted by: One eight hundred call me at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (9HZHN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 02:47 PM (y95Pb)
It's just their latest talking point against anti-grooming and anti-child-mutilation laws.
Posted by: They really are coming for the children at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (fE1zA)
This is where the states attorneys general should SUE the network AND the writer for spewing such bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
"The White House in support of the LGBTQ++++ have announced that "they're all our kids.""
The response: "Oh really? What are their names?"
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Where are the birthday cards? Christmas presents?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (63Dwl)
This is bullshit. The only thing states are doing is protecting CHILDREN from this madness.
Indeed. There weren't specific laws against say "drag queen story hour" 20 years ago because they would have arrested the draq queen and whoever brought him to the school under the general sex offender laws.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (lc5cP)
The hardcover set is $123.
I kind of want it.
Check out ebay. You can find bargains on nice Folio Society copies sometimes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:43 PM (ppBhU)
Folio was where I got my own copy. I also got from them another 8 volume set which is even better than Gibbon (he kinda dries up and drops the chronological narrative in the last few volumes).
Here's another -
The Barbarian Invasions of the Roman Empire
by Thomas Hodgkin
Goes from Visigoths all the way to Charlemagne focusing on Italy and environs. Written by an amateur historian in the late 19th century, its very readable.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
And...can we get some rules about who exactly is allowed to wear them?
Posted by: Some Moron
Walmart should ban women wearing them, especially if they have anal leakage stains.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: PG at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (Mb7Xb)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (mo/0F)
The response: "Oh really? What are their names?"
One of them isn't Navy Joan Roberts.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2023 02:42 PM (5IobZ)
Oh shit. That's actually kinda awesome. I might do that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (eaKCj)
Posted by: High and Tight at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (ZCCyW)
Wasn't it ace who said garret wears ace's pride decoration on his face?
'shines like an angel' I believe were the words used.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FrankinTexas at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (VcHM+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:32 PM
GENOCIDE?!!!! THIS IS STARBUCKS!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (KkFZv)
Well, he's got plenty of very nice videos of busty lesbian pride in his "boring work stuff folder". Maybe he is going to post those?
Also...who know you could have a fetish for shelving.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Children are the current front.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
And holding a bottle of Camp Lejune water.
Posted by: One eight hundred call me at June 14, 2023 02:51 PM (9HZHN)
You've been to Burning Man?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (HyroA)
I can see the case for this actually: interacting with people who may be armed and dangerous, mentally ill, or just fighty (they've already established they're not law abiding) makes sense for the employee (is even a marginal risk of injury or death worth encountering on behalf of leggings?) and for the store (is the risk of getting sued by a seriously injured employee or the employee's next of kin worth whatever deterrence comes from having employees interact with marauders?).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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[strikes Walmart from list of places to even consider shopping]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (hjwuP)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (HB5Gm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (eaKCj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (eaKCj)
1. I described exactly what you'd see if you followed the link. Nobody should be surprised.
2. If you followed the link after reading my accurate description of the video, I take no responsibility for that. That's on you.
3. It's a titillating clip, but it's not porn or porn adjacent.
4. I think you add a lot to the blog, but this routine of scolding people for posting links to images or videos that are understood by everyone who follows the links to be somewhat racy, is tiresome.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (JNTt1)
Educator is to Teacher as Sanitation Engineer is to Garbageman.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)
Translation: Starbucks decided to be less political and this demographic is trying to shame them into complying with their demands of 200% enthusiasm for the entire month of June.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (mo/0F)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
His proudly displayed dildo collection disagrees.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (lyP95)
Pokemon is a show where 10 year olds room the country side forcing their pets to fight each other.
And still more wholesome that the child groomers at Lululemon
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (9HZHN)
Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (9HZHN)
Little known fact: Lululemon has a CEO named Calvin McDonald, and McDonald's has a CEO named Calvin Lululemon. Weird.
Posted by: ...
JFK had a secretary named Lincoln, and Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy!
And Jack Ruby knew ALL THOSE PEOPLE!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Did you clowns think that I was joking? at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (pNxlR)
You need to watch the video.
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (eaKCj)
shitting the bed... Like a Boss!
Other bloggers would love to have that kind of resonant history with their readers. Insty doesn't have it. Red state doesn't have it. WZs doesn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
I am going to go way out on the fascist limb and say the stockholders think Starbuck's profits could be better. As for the stakeholders I am going to say to them go cut your dicks off. Or tits. Or both.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (qxLut)
When exactly did yoga pants go from being something a woman wore under her skirt to being her actual pants?
And...can we get some rules about who exactly is allowed to wear them?
Posted by: Some Moron
...the woman must be selected for their sexual characteristics, -- which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (a3Q+t)
On closer review, I see I missed the "L".
Posted by: dave's not here, man at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (raPis)
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Not to mention endless mental health counseling, therapies, and medications -- and other costs occurring owing to the Great Transjester Genocide sweeping the nation & world.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (oOFMP)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 14, 2023 02:46 PM (JNTt1)
Educator is to Teacher as Sanitation Engineer is to Garbageman.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)
Except the Sanitation Engineers aren't danger-haired commie retards indoctrinating your kids in between trying to get into their pants.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (llON8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (uKeRS)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO
The meme is that garrett is light in the loafers.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (0EnJo)
Posted by: red speck at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (Ny/Va)
Posted by: FrankinTexas at June 14, 2023 02:52 PM (VcHM+)
If the union is dominated by queer-think, its not representing its members and should be broken up.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (eoQWY)
I'd wager Starbucks has their own decorations and feel they are sufficient. But the feefees of the LGBTQWERTY artist activist loons have been hurt. So ...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (AD14M)
Very expensive merchandise.
Which will get more expensive as they recoup their theft losses by price-gouging their paying customers.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (mo/0F)
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 14, 2023 02:39 PM (DcKNO)
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Sunset on Memorial Day-->quart of Nyquil-->alarm set for July 4th.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (uKeRS)
Posted by: DanMan at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM (llON
When they start making up new names for themselves, you know they aren't interested in the job they were hired for.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM
Call us. We're the twofer of your fantasies!
Posted by: Lena & Stacey at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)
At least thirty years ago.
And...can we get some rules about who exactly is allowed to wear them?
My proposed rule would be: Adult women with no more body fat than 30%.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Dr. T
guess I was absent that day
I don't get the otters thing either
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (uia9V)
Here's the playbook for lefty corporate activism.
1) Lefty Infiltration Agent (LIA) inside company X cherry picks some information that could, maybe, if you squint hard enough, look like something that could gin up outrage in left-leaning internet space and among journaists (BIRM.)
2) LIA floats the story to Government Lefty (prosecutor or regulator), but Government Lefty needs a hook to prompt an investigation, so Government Lefty hooks up LIA with a Lefty Journo.
3) Lefty Journo takes LIA's info and writes a story about the pattern of behavior at Company X using the cherry picked example from LIA and innuendo to spark a story.
4) Echo chamber media all writes versions of the same story aghast at how Company X could be so brazen.
5) Government threatens enforcement action.
6a) Company X can tell Government and Echo Chamber to piss off, at risk of being Chik-Fil-A homophobed forever.
OR
6b) Company X caves and promises to do better going forward, often involving a promotion for LIA to a position where they can do some real damage.
6a is notable in its rarity.
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (IKDXc)
You're getting dangerously close to insisting that I read the content and engage in elementary factfinding before forming inalterable opinions.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (ppBhU)
All of the bullshit this thing is spouting is making me question my desire to try this experiment with ChatGPT.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Shelving
Paul Anka
Lurch posts
Kaboom
The Sex ONT
The Memorial Day ONT
Drills
Busty Lesbians
The Morons on Parade one we put together.
I am leaving out quite a few.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:56 PM
Starfleet records indicate they were Crocs, not loafers.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (a3Q+t)
You're getting dangerously close to insisting that I read the content and engage in elementary factfinding before forming inalterable opinions.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (ppBhU)
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Just ask ChatGPT. I mean, sure it's currently inventing details of the early life of William P. Rogers, Nixon's Secretary of State, but I'm sure it wouldn't invent anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Deep thinking, done dirt deep at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (uKeRS)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 14, 2023 02:45 P
I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (KkFZv)
I actually have a problem with this...
If you are going to post a link like that, the least you could do is repost it every time you mention it. That will save me time looking for it.
"JiggleTits McGee" had me laughing out loud.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ZCCyW)
When his house is burgled I expect him to dismiss the loss by saying they're just possessions.
Posted by: Patchy at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (I/Pe0)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (geLO
Eh, I don't get a lot of things either. I just pretend and roll with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (0EnJo)
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
If you are going to post a link like that, the least you could do is repost it every time you mention it. That will save me time looking for it.
"JiggleTits McGee" had me laughing out loud.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ZCCyW)
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Fen is going to be so disappointed in you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Sue them. Sue Amazon, and sue Lululemon. You get $25 million and you get $25 million and you get $25 million....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (vDDdc)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (HyroA)
More like milkshakes wearing coffee as a skinsuit.
You didn't get 10000 calories with a cuppa joe in the old days no matter how much sugar you poured in.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: DJ at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (uosPt)
Bwahahahaha!!!!
Only one thing to say to them...Breville!
Best Coffee EVAH!!! At a fraction of the cost.
Posted by: Calvin's Transmogrifier at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (H9sxy)
Either people believe in free speech or they don't. I pass by quite a few of the daily boobie posts and when I do make a comment it's about the narcissism of the girls.
I thought there were rules here. Aetius says there are informal ones-no nipples. Shaking her cans where, yes. you can see the nipples would violate at least his informal rules.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: poconohound at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (BQk+7)
Starbucks is currently fighting a widespread and well-coordinated unionization effort among its employees. There are dozens of enforcement actions by the NLRB ongoing against the company.
Weird that the union is the mouthpiece for these allegations, no?
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (IKDXc)
Joey's niece & a daughter of sis:
Casey (Owens) Castello
Experience Innovation at Starbucks
Seattle, Washington, United States
Vice President, Store Operations Experience Innovation (Feb 2023 - Present, 5 months)
Prior positions: Vice President, Global Growth & Development; Director, Digital Customer Experience; Director, Brewed Coffee Category Mgmt; Senior Brand Manager, Espresso and Health & Wellness, and Manager, Global Strategy
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Prior, in Washington, D. C. Metro Area: Revolution Growth, Summer Associate; US Department of the Treasury, Special Assistant to the Senior Coordinator for China; Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, Special Assistant to the Chief Financial Officer; Lazard Graphic, Financial Analyst
Posted by: L - very tired at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (GshMh)
When his house is burgled I expect him to dismiss the loss by saying they're just possessions.
Posted by: Patchy at
I could email him and let him know I don’t plan to pay my next invoice. I am looting remotely in honor of being green! Also, please send me more stuff.
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
I don't get the otters thing either
oh shit DB watch out
the otters read this blog
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Deep thinking, done dirt deep at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM (VsUo2)
🤣
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (Ta9mo)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (lc5cP)
They quickly turned into just another overpriced athletic wear line. Their stuff went from being made in Canada to China, and through a lot of pressure they started carrying sizes for overweight women, and when that wasn't good enough, obese women. And the people that work there now look more often look like they spend more time at McDonalds than doing yoga.
Posted by: brak at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (25k9m)
Unspoken nugget of truth in those words: Lots of recent gender studies majors and identity politics in whatever field specialists work at Starbucks. Half way decent pay and benefits for unserious people with large outstanding student loan debts.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (k1Qly)
All of the bullshit this thing is spouting is making me question my desire to try this experiment with ChatGPT.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
you sure it is fake?
That's the kind of title I can see getting written to plump out the C.V.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (eoQWY)
During his time as an undergraduate at Colgate University, William P. Rogers had a keen sense of humor and enjoyed sharing lighthearted moments with his peers. One of his favorite clean jokes, which often brought smiles and laughter, went something like this:
"Why don't scientists trust atoms?"
"Because they make up everything!"
This witty and playful joke showcases Rogers' ability to find humor in everyday situations and his knack for delivering a well-timed punchline. It reflects his appreciation for clever wordplay and his desire to bring joy to those around him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
Here's hoping all corporations take a lesson, and stop cramming this bullshit down our throats.
Posted by: Shane McGwoan's Liver at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (E1ETU)
Starbucks is currently fighting a widespread and well-coordinated unionization effort among its employees. There are dozens of enforcement actions by the NLRB ongoing against the company.
Weird that the union is the mouthpiece for these allegations, no?
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at
Super bizarre. I should send them my resume and track record for union free…
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
"If Starbucks was a true ally, they would stand up for us, especially during a time when LGBTQ+ people are under attack."
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I'll stand up for ya.
*sproing*
Now let's just drop 'em pants. Take 'em right off.
Posted by: Depraved Mountain Man at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (QKfZJ)
Sue them. Sue Amazon, and sue Lululemon. You get $25 million and you get $25 million and you get $25 million....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM
If you're a paying customer who gets charged higher prices because of shoplifting, how can a Judge say you don't have standing?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (enJYY)
Your ass must be smaller than this to shop at this store.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (uKeRS)
*Here, look at my lady penis.... squeeeeee!!!*
I honestly think if they didn't get the attention, clicks, links or pixels they'd start suiciding in massive numbers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (HyroA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
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I had to explain otters, victory tits, and flaming skulls to hubs at his first MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
Tomorrow evening, Ms. McCoo and her hubs of 50+ years, Billy Davis Jr., are scheduled to be my passengers, riding from their arrival at IAH Bush Airport, down to their lodgings in Galveston, TX.
"Up Up and Away" wasn't my favorite song of theirs, either. But go back and unpack the layers. The 5th Dimension had talent and production values among the best of the late '60s, early '70s.
Back when talent was required and before Thuggery was mistaken as such.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2023
***
Their stuff was beautiful. I found a single of theirs called "Viva Tirado" that had stuck in my mind sans title for decades:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9nIpvNwK3o
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (geLO8)
They've been trying to add anything that sounds like "naturally occurring" transgenderism to the name in order to make their entire existence not just mental illness. There are like almost no true hermaphrodites or intersex people and they've never had problems in society outside of dating anyway.
"2S" (Two Spirit) is a misinterpretation of a Canadian Indian tribe's idea that men can get in touch with their feminine side, Carl Jung-style. The activists insist that it really means the Indians are dick-chopping.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (DcKNO)
Off, that is so silly.
Are these people adults? Do they not understand that stores/franchises have brand imaging and are not like your 3rd grade classroom where you hang handmade drawings?!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (mo/0F)
Which will get more expensive as they recoup their theft losses by price-gouging their paying customers.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2023 02:57 PM (mo/0F)
Whoa. This reminds me alarmingly of what I like to call the "U.S. Model"
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (Ta9mo)
Posted by: Waskally wabbit at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (VsUo2)
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And the both had VPs named Johnson!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (fxrF8)
The nipples violate my formal rules. All in noncompliance, report for immediate corrective measures.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
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I've read freshmen compositions with more depth and insight than this.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
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I've read freshmen compositions with more depth and insight than this.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)
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It's the future!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 02:59 PM
That was some ace-level wordsmithing right there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (KkFZv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
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And still not a hill worth dying on for the GOPee establishment eunuchs.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (TZZHw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (8B697)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
Damn. 'Pudding' is another one. 'Bacon Wench'.
Weaseldog, weaselacres, weaseloveralls, weaselM1, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Well, if you've ever leaned in to kiss, only to have the girl recoil in horror, you can understand why some guys are overly cautious
It does something to a man
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (geLO8)
Isn’t that special
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)
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Hmm....total bullshit, huh? Sell it to the masses!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Union Ghost at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (TLJwY)
Posted by: barista of the year at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (ppBhU)
Joey's niece & a daughter of sis:
Casey (Owens) Castello
Experience Innovation at Starbucks
Seattle, Washington, United States ...
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"Experience Innovation?"
Here, let me go ahead and help:
1. Keep the store clean and well-lighted, ensure the bathrooms are clean, ensure the furniture is comfortable and in good repair
2. Keep the staff polite
3. Open on time
4. Drain the queues quickly
5. Maintain enough supplies to prevent shortages
There. That's all the "experience innovation" that you could possibly need. I'll pick up my six-figure salary from Starbucks now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
The more I read about the guy who started lulumeon the more I like him. Seems like a cool dude.
There's a Starbucks near me, on a college campus. A kinda cute young girl, nice bod, really nice bod.
After a time her appearance changed into a more boyish one, to put it mildly.
Very sad.
There is a weird cult out there that puts Objectivism to shame.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (UCNv1)
Just hoping for injuries here.
Cruel Chuy is the best Chuy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (9wVL0)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)
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It's butchering the perfectly natural idea that men and women complement each other. We both bring strengths and weaknesses to any relationship, but need each other to balance out and form a whole human.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (YIVH2)
Very subtle and dystopian.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (k1Qly)
This is the severance package I proposed the other day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (QZTwm)
It sucks that I'm going to have to be forced to look at a pair of boobehs again. On AoSHQ of all places! Can you believe it?
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 14, 2023 03:07 PM (wNDOJ)
There are days that I wish I could show these people what "under attack" really means. But I know that's the temptation talking.
Posted by: pookysgirl, seeking inner peace NOW at June 14, 2023 03:07 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
These days "dating" is increasingly women getting free meals from people they don't care about or a synonym for hook ups. A variant is the 'situationship' where women pretend the man calling her for sex will someday fall in love and dump the other dozen girls he has on the hook.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
They quickly turned into just another overpriced athletic wear line. Their stuff went from being made in Canada to China, and through a lot of pressure they started carrying sizes for overweight women, and when that wasn't good enough, obese women. And the people that work there now look more often look like they spend more time at McDonalds than doing yoga.
Posted by: brak at June
They were bought by Athletica. Their sales reps weren’t all yoga instructors, but were fitness advocates. We have a partnership where we provide barre classes through their “mirror” fitness program. They actually give their sales people memberships to my franchise as a benefit. I am going to do a pop up live class for the local store this summer. I will have to remember to wear my Lulu stuff and not Beyond Yoga. 😀.
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 03:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Asshole.
Posted by: Calvin's Transmogrifier at June 14, 2023 03:07 PM (e4fEA)
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And the both had VPs named Johnson!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 14, 2023 03:04 PM (fxrF
And both were shot from behind in the head by CIA agents, masquerading as Secret Service agents!
Oh wait, no. That was JFK and RFK. Who coincidentally had the same last name, so there's that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)
I can't recall if you posted about this, but a boutique ice cream shop on Capital
Hill in Seattle is suing the city for lost revenue and damages during the summer of love 2020. Their store was in the CHAZ/CHOP zone. Molly Moon's ice cream refused to serve law enforcement, asked them to leave and flew BLM flags inside and outside their stores.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (kJSFo)
I can't take McGowan seriously since he had his teeth fixed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (ZCCyW)
Store managers don't want the trouble this crap will bring.... nor the lost sales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (oHd/0)
275 If my four foot handcarved wooden penis-cannon cannot be displayed in the store, then we are living in a sexually repressive fascist dictatorship. Stonewall! Stonewall!
Posted by: barista of the year at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (ppBhU)
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Put it up on the wall like a sailfish. Sounds like my kinda place.
Posted by: Depraved Mountain Man at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (dtlw7)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (ppL7t)
Little Mermaid... They changed the words of an innocent Disney song to say they Eric should ask if he can kiss her instead of just kissing her.
This is why romance is dead, modern overall ladies. We all know what killed it, stop pretending you don't know.
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (+mkOR)
Wouldn't that chafe like hell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
With absolutely zero awareness that they (non-native activists) might be, oh, just maybe, indulging in evil cultural appropriation that they'd otherwise be denouncing.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (k1Qly)
I said it's tiresome. I didn't suggest that your free speech be restricted.
I thought there were rules here. Aetius says there are informal ones-no nipples. Shaking her cans where, yes. you can see the nipples would violate at least his informal rules.
I just went back and watched carefully. I see zero nipple exposure.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (V1QHJ)
I can't recall if you posted about this, but a boutique ice cream shop on Capital
Hill in Seattle is suing the city for lost revenue and damages during the summer of love 2020. Their store was in the CHAZ/CHOP zone. Molly Moon's ice cream refused to serve law enforcement, asked them to leave and flew BLM flags inside and outside their stores.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (kJSFo)
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I look forward to them losing their lawsuit because elected Democrats are above the law in blue enclaves with fortified elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Union Ghost at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (TLJwY)
Well its a little less stupid than the last try at another African American holiday, Quaanza, and has far better historical merit. But the drive to enshrine it is far from organic.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/yc32tbyb
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (qxLut)
Well, if you've ever leaned in to kiss, only to have the girl recoil in horror, you can understand why some guys are overly cautious
It does something to a man
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (geLO
Figured out a way around this during my dating days. At end of date, you lean in for a hug, which they but assume is a kiss. Keep your eyes open and note their reaction. Worked every time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
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Hmm....total bullshit, huh? Sell it to the masses!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
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Yep. It acknowledges it can only regurgitate the information it is given. It cannot form any new thoughts or synthesize new ideas. It can't even Google for an answer!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 14, 2023 02:50 PM (w0NJk)
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What a devilish idea! The howls would be loud enough to wake the dead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (eXDfp)
Hey Shain see 311 in the vax thread
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 03:10 PM (MKXln)
This is why romance is dead, modern overall ladies. We all know what killed it, stop pretending you don't know.
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (+mkOR)
This. Love/attraction is about passion. It's messy, not efficient and sometimes kicks you in the balls, but it is what it is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/yc32tbyb
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (qxLut)
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Maybe Tucker has an inside man at Fox News?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:10 PM (YIVH2)
Store managers don't want the trouble this crap will bring.... nor the lost sales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (oHd/0)
++++
This was my guess in 68.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
Please don't make me watch a fourth time!
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 14, 2023 03:10 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (V1QHJ)
Thanks for taking this arduous task on for the rest of us, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Unless they recoil in horror from the hug...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:11 PM (t0OGg)
Makes sense. My wife has her yoga teaching cert and used to really like Lulu, but noticed the drop in quality and the last time she went in their store she was like "what happened to this place?"
Posted by: brak at June 14, 2023 03:11 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 14, 2023 03:11 PM (fMjMG)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 14, 2023 03:11 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (V1QHJ)
.........
I'm just really concerned she will chafe her nipples if she doesn't unhook those straps.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (YIVH2)
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But, if I ask it for a dead guy's favorite joke from his college days, it doesn't say, "I can't provide that because I don't have that information." It gives me something without any indication that it did actually make it up.
It's just fascinating.
I'm still tempted to use it to write this whole William P. Rogers biography, though. I mean, I'll need to snip here and there to get rid of the worst stuff, but I think I could produce something relatively human-looking with significantly less effort than trying to invent a biography of the man myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: New World Whoreder at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (VsUo2)
My atypical objection is that it is the nationalization of a Texas holiday that was generally apolitical (as apolitical as such a thing can be) and celebrated in mild-mannered fashion, but which will now be as ugly and partisan as everything else. Maybe that was in the card anyway though, given where race relations are/headed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (8B697)
penguins = funny. This is known.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Unless they recoil in horror from the hug...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:11 PM (t0OGg)
Either way, you have your answer as to whether you're approved for lip action.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (Keyt1)
Aetius is wrong.
Don't believe everything you read here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
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I am the wrong person to ask. I am literally always wearing a bra, unless I'm taking a shower. Or...you know. Fulfilling martial obligations.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (ArbhN)
I watched Laura last night because I wanted to see her take on Trump and she was pretty angry at the indictment so the dictator chyron could have come from her people...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (vEBfQ)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO8)
Asshole.
Posted by: Calvin's Transmogrifier at June 14, 2023 03:07 PM (e4fEA)
Should've turned him into worms!
Posted by: pookysgirl has the entire C and H collection at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: L - very tired at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2023 03:01 PM (lc5cP)
Left it on the burner with a glazed donut in it.
Posted by: m at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (4tUZx)
Posted by: poconohound at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (BQk+7)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Unless they recoil in horror from the hug...
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Hookers don't kiss or hug. Problem solved.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (9wVL0)
That's what the formaldehyde-soaked rag is for.
Contingency planning, my good man.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
I used to make it clear that I was just going out on a date, and that there was no exclusivity.
If you'll schedule a second date after the first, the girl will usually throw herself at you if she likes you to keep you from making it to your second date.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (QZTwm)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (Keyt1)
Ah, the old leftist chestnut of "if you critique my behavior, you don't believe in free speech!"
Perfection.
Also, you aren't calling them narcissists, you call them whores.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 14, 2023 03:14 PM (tcxoK)
I can't recall if you posted about this, but a boutique ice cream shop on Capital
Hill in Seattle is suing the city for lost revenue and damages during the summer of love 2020. Their store was in the CHAZ/CHOP zone. Molly Moon's ice cream refused to serve law enforcement, asked them to leave and flew BLM flags inside and outside their stores.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2023 03:08 PM (kJSFo)
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I look forward to them losing their lawsuit because elected Democrats are above the law in blue enclaves with fortified elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I always enjoyed walking right passed Molly Moon on Capitol Hill. They were always to precious and woke for me. I was sad they didn't get burned down during the CHAZ/CHOP days.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:14 PM (qxLut)
Posted by: Lume at June 14, 2023 03:14 PM (+apjR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)
Big Venn diagram overlap between (recent) fervent Juneteenth celebrators and those who believe in Kwanzaa too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
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I had to explain otters, victory tits, and flaming skulls to hubs at his first MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
LOL
Posted by: m at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (4tUZx)
Posted by: wth
what if the bib has a soft silk lining
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (geLO8)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
I just used a rag doused in chlorophyll.
She was a botanist. Worked like a charm.
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (MKXln)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (KbCG3)
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Heh. Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (DRSnL)
Wow...topless sparring? That sounds like fun!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (ZCCyW)
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsmecourttt
well played, Communist Chinese Party.
Very well played.
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 14, 2023 03:00 PM (Keyt1)
Aetius is wrong.
Don't believe everything you read here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (ZCCyW)
Hi!
I said those were MY rules. No one ever told me anything, those are the guidelines I keep to.
I always figured if ace has a problem with advertisers being shocked by a few F bombs, posting actual naked boobs (to say nothing of more) would be at least a stern talking to and a cob telling us to cut it out and deleting the comment.
But if you are saying we are weapons free on boobs... Nah, I would consider it disrespectful to the 'ettes. If the ladies do not find that consistent, then it is My head- I barely understand how it works.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (idBr5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
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Heh. I wrote up a glossary once. I probably sitll have it floating around somewhere. I didn't include victory tits, though. I guess I could add it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (iLGcr)
It's official. The warlike nature of the ettes scares me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)
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If you've ever seen them at the range you *should* be scared. Walk softly around them and treat them with respect.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)
LOL. Shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Union Ghost at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (TLJwY)
Just asking questions right? ( hint : no one is outraged)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
And then that seventh word is the longest word in the English language.
Buuuuuuuuuut
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (9wVL0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (Xrfse)
Cute girl with big jugs, no shirt, no bra, and only an artfully placed overalls top has some sort of point about dating or shoes or something.
https://tinyurl.com/3z3vxcvw
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 02:38 PM (V1QHJ)
That's.... mesmerizing.
With the way that she keeps gesturing violently, she must be Italian or Portuguese. It obviously isn't because she knows that it makes her boobs move around.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2023 03:18 PM (+apjR)
So I appreciate that maybe a few more of these decisions will help move the needle a little....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at June 14, 2023 03:19 PM (vEBfQ)
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:19 PM (geLO8)
It does something to a man
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:05 PM (geLO
_______
Brother you said it.
Had that happen one time. Waited for the woman to make the first move from that point on.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 14, 2023 03:19 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 14, 2023 03:19 PM (oWBc3)
"Rewrite Chapter 3, expanding it from 2,000 to 3,000 words."
It just does it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM
It's not you...it's me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (KkFZv)
Posted by: Jordan61
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Crocs? Toasters? Sofas?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (e8qft)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
Best line I ever discovered. First date. It's going good. As the conversation goes along just stop, look at her, and say, "I'm going to kiss you now. Lets just get that end of date first kiss pressure thing out of the way."
Worked every time!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
So you are keeping the nipples to yourself and not sharing with the rest of the folks around here?
I don't think that is very nice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (KkFZv)
They do hate it when you agree with them on that one, and then enlarge on that subject.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
And then that seventh word is the longest word in the English language.
Buuuuuuuuuut
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (9wVL0)
One of my favorites is the uninterested girl asking, "How are you still single?"
Uhh...I don't know. I think I'm pretty great.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (JCZqz)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (lZVy/)
Worked every time!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (e4fEA)
Yup... that's been my stratergery for years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
So you are keeping the nipples to yourself and not sharing with the rest of the folks around here?
I don't think that is very nice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
FREE THE NIPPLES!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (9wVL0)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (8B697)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (qxLut)
https://tinyurl.com/yc3rmvhw
I consider it a fair trade for the internet women you see linked to here.
It's a Penny for your THOTs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (QZTwm)
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: poconohound at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (BQk+7)
I don't think that is very nice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (ZCCyW)
CBD, there is this thing called the internet.
*whispers, moves in conspiratorially*
It has all the nipples a man could hope for. Why, nipples as far as a man can see!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (JCZqz)
time to throw a rock of your own in there on a burner account.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Zee Olde Wordsmith at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (VsUo2)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father."
You're like a brother to me.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2023 03:22 PM (ArbhN)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Wet denim must be hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Union Ghost at June 14, 2023 03:06 PM (TLJwY)
As someone who knows history, Juneteenth is slightly eye rolling to me. They took a specific state holiday to right a specific wrong and morphed it into a national one. The holiday is kind of a dig at America... you said you freed the slaves with the emancipation, but this is the day you REALLY freed them, you bigots.
But historically all slaves still weren't free by the date of Juneteenth. Native Americans were still allowed to own black slaves, and had to later be compelled by the government to stop. So Juneteenth doesn't even signify the day all slavery ended! That's my big issue with it.
If you really want a day to celebrate the end of slavery that unifies, Juneteenth isn't the best. But it can't be changed now, so it works I guess.
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (KkFZv)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father.
Posted by: Joe Mama
Pride Month Edition: I had sex with your mother.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (qxLut)
You're like a brother to me.
Posted by: fd
You are! We live in Kentucky!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (9wVL0)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)
I hope there's someone for you.
Posted by: m at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (4tUZx)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (9wVL0)
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"Free the Springfield Two, Marge!"
Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (YIVH2)
Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'. They brought this on themselves and honestly all this BS they're crying about doesn't even count as a warmup.
The various fruits that aren't *complete flaming idiots* understood years ago what selling out to the marxists would entail: which, at this point, means being used as a focal point for normie-rage because that helps the marxists paint their opponents as bigots. The LGBWTFBBQ crowd is a perfect target for being taken advantage of like this, since the new institutionally-encouraged generation is practically defined by extreme wishful thinking and a burning need for validation. If you're willing to mutilate yourself odds are you aren't going to pay close attention to how the most cynical political ideology ever invented is pulling your strings.
Bonus: certain groups used to be viewed as security risks re: clearances FOR A REASON. They are easily manipulated and not just due to blackmail potential.
Posted by: somedood at June 14, 2023 03:23 PM (wK4hU)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
***
I can't. I'm washing my hair.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yes. Probably has pasties on. I didn’t look at the picture.
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (V1QHJ)
Nope. No problem at all.
Keep up the good work!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
He'd be bored because we hardly ever talk about our moms.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (ArbhN)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2023 03:25 PM (uia9V)
And I said, "Oh yeah, what can I learn from this?"
No shit, she replies, "You can't win'em all."
Gotta admit, I laughed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
He'd be bored because we hardly ever talk about our moms.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
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To be fair, Paul only comes along every once in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:25 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 14, 2023 03:12 PM (ppBhU)
An easy prediction to make is there will be a proliferation of "national holidays" in the coming years. Stonewall will be a "national holiday." Ru Paul's birthday will be another. Might as well make Cinco Demayo another. Eventually, when Jeff Epstein is forgiven, we'll memorialize his "suicide." Or maybe just make Jimmy Saville an international martyr.
When everything is memorialized, nothing will be sacred.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (sWM8x)
trust me, I know what to look for
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (geLO8)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
***
I can't. I'm washing my hair.p
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14,
It's not you:; it's me
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
I think it is probably a general obsession with women, and there are far fewer non-risque shots of their other lovely physical attributes available on the internet...so we just settle for what we can get!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (ZCCyW)
And I said, "Oh yeah, what can I learn from this?"
No shit, she replies, "You can't win'em all."
Gotta admit, I laughed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
That's cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (9wVL0)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM (lZVy/)
LOL
Posted by: m at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (4tUZx)
but I do drink starbucks house blend at home
buy it 20 pounds at a time from EBAY, 90 bucks including shipping
last about 6 months, whole beans
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (us2H3)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2023
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That's wonderful!!! The 5th Dimension will be touring in NJ and PA later on in the year so I hope to catch a show.
Posted by: L - very tired at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
He would crawl back to Vienna, a broken shell of a man.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
Oh, hell yes. But Freud was a bit... off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
And I said, "Oh yeah, what can I learn from this?"
No shit, she replies, "You can't win'em all."
Gotta admit, I laughed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2023 03:25 PM (KbCG3)
Reminds me of my favorite Dwight Yoakam song. Things Change.
Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (ZCCyW)
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There's probably a need for a toe-cleavage guy, but I'm not gonna be that guy.
I already have a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM
My turn! Suck my lady wang!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at June 14, 2023 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
I wont cum in your mouth
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:28 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
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Ace hears all!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2023 03:28 PM (iLGcr)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
***
I can't. I'm washing my hair.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (e4fEA)
These are all ace-quality.
Posted by: m at June 14, 2023 03:29 PM (4tUZx)
Of what?
That one word will destroy the English grammar and vocabulary provider. Hopefully the coffee provider and the worker’s rights provider figure that out.
Posted by: Comment Provider at June 14, 2023 03:29 PM (odBp6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2023 03:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2023 03:29 PM (8B697)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (e4fEA)
Not now, I have a headache.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
That summer after St. George ODed there was a nationwide push for Juneteenth as a holiday. In our conversation he agreed blacks outside of Texas typically knew nothing about Juneteenth and he was quite sure nobody in Minneapolis did.
Posted by: DanMan at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at June 14, 2023 03:19 PM (vEBfQ)
++++
That is a real feeling, and it is going to have catastrophic downstream effects.
If I know that I won't be able to advance no matter what I do, I am not going to have any incentive to perform at my maximum. I'll eat my salary, take whatever annual increase pittance you want to throw at me, and do just enough to get by and remain ahead of the bottom two performers on the team so I don't get chopped in the first round.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (Ow4GS)
Posted by: It's me donna
who needs Freud- this is easily explainable
bewbs are just wonderful in every way
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
Not me.
I come here for the food and beverage conversation.
I hope CBD will cover these delightful Vietnamese milk melons during the Food Thread soon.
https://tinyurl.com/4drsnr22
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (QZTwm)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
The four saddest words:
Is it in yet?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (t4BDZ)
Posted by: Modern Dating at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
He'd be bored because we hardly ever talk about our moms.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 14, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
True story, Freud was on of the first to notice a strong correlation between childhood sexual abuse and incest, and subsequent adult mental illness.
He was widely condemned for suggesting such a thing was as widespread as he was implying, and he backed down. Turning toward some of the things for which he is known today, primarily the blaming of mothers for all one's adult neuroses.
He was initially much more right than he was later in his career. But even later, he wasn't as wrong as many people today seem to think he was.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (dGCAG)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM
++++
I don't see you as a man
Okay, that was seven.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)
there are no sadder words
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)
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"I do not see the precise narrative and cinematic joys of the masterpiece Prometheus."
-So sad
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/4drsnr22
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2023 03:30 PM (QZTwm)
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Huh. It's like looking at a grove of Nancy Pelosi...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)
last about 6 months, whole beans Posted by: REDACTED
I buy Costco's Kirkland French Roast in the 2.5 whole bean bags for about $13.00 Not quite the deal you are getting but still a great deal. Oh, and it is roasted by Starbucks.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (qxLut)
Though in fairness, that's true of the other workers as well.
Posted by: Dr. T
Not all of them are stoned, some are just stupid and/or lazy. Want to vapor-lock a Gen. Z'r running a cash register? Pay in cash so they have to make change.
The Wifey went to a store, picked out her items then went to the cashier. The total was $14.06, so Wifey gave the girl a $20 bill, a nickel and a penny. The check-out girl had already hit the $20 button on the register and didn't know how much change to give. It took her using the calculator app on Wifey's phone for the cashier to figure out to give $6 back.
My apologies for the math.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (k5J/I)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (DRSnL)
I like you as a friend
The four saddest words:
Is it in yet?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM
Close. "Are you done yet"?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
I hope CBD will cover these delightful Vietnamese milk melons during the Food Thread soon.
https://tinyurl.com/4drsnr22
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Righteous.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (9wVL0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2023 03:33 PM (sWM8x)
I found this website called 'Old Man Club' or something similar. It had tens of thousands of pics of boobs, sideboobs forever, underboobs, every possible combination.
I made the mistake of posting a link here. It crashed a couple days ago and hasn't been back since.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 14, 2023 03:33 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
Hey! What's this 'log in' noise?
Posted by: Otto at June 14, 2023 03:33 PM (ZSK0i)
And, in any case, people want to pay for it. So…
Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.
(That needs to be on all U.S. currency and coinage.)
Posted by: Thought for the day at June 14, 2023 03:33 PM (odBp6)
Posted by: Montec at June 14, 2023 03:33 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 14, 2023 03:32 PM (qxLut)
still a good deal tho and if you're happy, a great deal
congrats
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:33 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2023
I don't blame her. May she enjoy & remember them fondly.
Posted by: L - very tired at June 14, 2023 03:34 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:34 PM (us2H3)
-So sad
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
The Critical Drinker has something to say on this matter:
https://youtu.be/i-x78afiSZU
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 14, 2023 03:34 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 14, 2023 03:35 PM (vg8N1)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2023 03:35 PM (OqSlY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 14, 2023 03:35 PM (xPJvm)
Wouldn't that chafe like hell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
After glancing at her tiktok page, I'm gonna speculate on a hypothesis that she uses double-stick tape by the case.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2023 03:36 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2023 03:26 PM (sWM8x)
Kissinger is at least as responsible as anybody for the disaster that has been the late 20th/early 21st century geopolitical world.
Hopefully he's burning in hell soon.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2023 03:36 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 14, 2023 03:37 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2023 03:17 PM (n+4am)
_____________
She was trying to hypnotize us.
It worked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2023 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2023 03:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2023 03:27
Devil!
Posted by: L - very tired at June 14, 2023 03:38 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Zombie Morgana at June 14, 2023 03:38 PM (Xrfse)
I like you as a friend
Posted by: DB - everything must go at June 14, 2023 03:13 PM (geLO
You are a really great guy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I had sex with your father.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 14, 2023 03:21 PM
++++
I don't see you as a man
Okay, that was seven.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)
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You don't have enough wealth.
Okay, that was five.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 14, 2023 03:39 PM (fh5qa)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2023 03:41 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ... at June 14, 2023 03:41 PM (lX8VI)
Okay, that was five.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 14, 2023 03:39 PM (fh5qa)
you told me you had six
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Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June
I have said quite a few times if they keep adding stuff, before they know it they will have one big, black rectangle.
But we could put googly eyes on that and at least have fun with it.
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How will you feel when the "drama" reaches DeSantis? Constant retreat is not a strategy.
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