The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 6/2/23

Good morning kids. It's simply beyond parody now. When even the dead and nonexistent people who "voted" for a demented sack of rotting vegetables are screaming for him to be given the hook. . .

Progressives are renewing their calls for a fair and contested Democratic presidential primary Thursday after [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden fell on stage during the U.S. Air Force Academy’s graduation ceremony.
Widely shared video footage showed Biden walking on stage in a suit and baseball cap when he fell to the ground and required assistance to get back up.
The [so-called quote-unquote "president"] was helped to his feet by three people and the White House later attributed his tumble to a sandbag on stage. His latest fall renewed concerns about his age and sparked calls from progressives for the Democratic primary to be an open process.
“[S]ome top Democrats have privately been saying for months that they’re nervous about Biden tripping again on the trail. Today he did,” Axios journalist Alex Thompson tweeted.
Biden is being challenged by environmental lawyer and vaccine skeptic Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and author Marianne Williamson. One CNN poll taken in late May showed Kennedy at 20% and Williamson at 8% with Democratic primary voters.

Meh, it could be worse. He could be John Fetterman. Seriously, Biden went down almost as hard as Hillary just before the 2016 election and even the media couldn't cover that one up. I think the visual of that was one of the things that had an effect on voters. This could be the same for Biden, and we're over a year away from the conventions. That said, if a crashing economy and the world set to go up in flames before a Chi-Com and/or Islamic takeover doesn't convince enough people, what the hell is this going to do? And yet, sometimes the picture is worth the proverbial thousand words. Of course, Dao-Min Yen will be in full force regardless of who goes up against Trump or DeSantis.

Jesse Morgan drove a tractor trailer for a contractor working for the U.S. Postal Service. Shortly after the 2020 election, Morgan made these claims at a press conference held by the Amistad Project of the Thomas More Society:
– On October 21, 2020, Jesse drove his truck and trailer from Bethpage, New York, to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, loaded with as many as 288,000 completed ballots. In addition, there were two large trays of mixed mail, bound for Lancaster. Those were in the front of the trailer.
– Jesse drove the trailer to Harrisburg, but was not allowed to unload. After a six-hour wait, he was told to drive to Lancaster, without unloading at Harrisburg. In addition, the supervisor in Harrisburg refused to give him any paperwork to document his arrival in Harrisburg or his six-hour wait, which normally would justify extra compensation.
– Jesse Morgan was perplexed by these instructions because “95 percent” of the load was for Harrisburg, and that mail would have to be unloaded before anyone could get access to the Lancaster mail bins. After that, the Harrisburg mail would have to be returned to the trailer and driven back to Harrisburg. Even for the government, that is slightly inefficient.
– As instructed, Morgan drove the tractor trailer to Lancaster, and parked it in his usual spot. The next morning, the trailer had disappeared, without explanation. The trailer and the ballots were gone, and no one would explain to Morgan, or anyone else in this world, what had happened. . .
. . . So, after more than a year of investigation, the Post Office IG was still not sure if the two batches of printed ballots were shipped into Pennsylvania in trucks owned by the printing company, or were taken to Rochester-area post offices to be delivered in government trucks. Wouldn’t the Post Office know whether or not it delivered the 650,000 ballots?
And, what about the printing company? It printed 650,000 general election ballots, which may have cost close to $200,000 (per-unit cost for printed ballots is $.29 in New York State). Yet, the company didn’t know -- a year and a half later -- how it managed to get the ballots into another state? . . .
. . . Joe Hoft of the Gateway Pundit conducted a great interview of retired intelligence officer, Tony Schaeffer. Starting at the 12-minute mark, Schaeffer discusses his investigation of Jesse Morgan and Attorney General William Barr’s threats that shut it down.
Early on, Schaeffer was asked by members of the Pennsylvania Senate to thoroughly investigate the Morgan claims. He formed a special team of “former postmasters,” who spent a week trying to determine if Morgan’s story was feasible, given normal Post Office procedures. They concluded that it was feasible, and that Morgan was credible.
Schaeffer then asked an acquaintance, former attorney general Ed Meese, to call Barr to inform him of the findings. According to Tony Schaeffer, no more than 10 minutes went by before Barr called him to tell him to stop investigating. Barr spent 20 minutes, essentially yelling at him in a threatening way. Schaeffer asked if Morgan could get whistleblower status, and Barr refused. After that, Morgan dropped out of sight.
. . . Final point: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania certified its 2020 election despite the undisputed fact that it had recorded 202,000 more ballots cast than voters. That disparity probably made the election certification illegal under Commonwealth law. Eventually, Pennsylvania “found” more voters, but not enough. To this very day it appears that there were 91,000 more ballots cast than identified voters. Of course, that number exceeds Biden’s winning margin. It also lends credence to the claims of Jesse Morgan. But... let’s not be picayune.

Remember, this was just Pennsylvania. Similar garbage was happening in Wisconsin, Georgia, Michigan, Arizona and Nevada. And then there were the mail-in ballots in all 50 states that were about as protected as a toddler at Tranny Story hour. But if you bring this up, you're an "election denier" and "conspiracy theorist!"

Until my dying day: At the barest of bare minimums, there is more than enough circumstantial, eyewitness and physical evidence to indicate that one has to assume that the integrity and security of the 2020 election was compromised to such an extent as to call into doubt the outcome, at the barest of bare minimums. You all know my feelings, which I'm sure many if not all of you agree with. Paul/Kurt right now lifting his head from the subway glory-hole notwithstanding.

And when people went to DC on January 6th to legitimately protest the results of that tractor trailer full of ballots, among other things, it was an "insurrection." Yeah. Sure.

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) began January 6, 2021, by mugging for the cameras—more specifically, a camera operated by her filmmaker daughter, Alexandra Pelosi, who just happened to record every moment of her mother’s movements on what would become one of the most infamous days in American history.
As a clearly tense Pelosi prepared to convene the joint session of Congress during which Republican members of the House and Senate planned to debate the Electoral College outcome in six states—Pelosi also is seen conducting a caucus video conference that morning criticizing Republican plans to delay certification—her chief of staff warned that President Trump might go to the Capitol following his noon speech at the Ellipse. “I hope he comes, I’m gonna punch him out,” she told Terry McCullough.
Turning toward her daughter’s camera, Pelosi continued her tirade. “I’ve been waiting for this, for trespassing on Capitol grounds. I’m gonna punch him out, I’m gonna go to jail, and I’m gonna be happy.”
Less than two hours later, members of Congress, including Pelosi, were evacuated when the building was breached shortly after 2 p.m. Alexandra Pelosi later told CNN’s Christiane Amanpour the events of January 6 “offended her [mother] in her soul.”
But if Pelosi’s soul was indeed offended, unseen footage released today by Just the News founder John Solomon suggests otherwise. Pelosi is seen cooly walking through the evacuation route on her way to a secure location at Fort McNair in Washington—with Alexandra just a few steps ahead, walking backwards, to capture the moment. Far from being under mortal threat by selfie-taking Americans in the Rotunda above, Pelosi is surrounded by her security detail as she is led to a chauffeured vehicle. Her daughter also traveled with her mother to the Army base located two miles from the Capitol. . .
. . . Alexandra’s fortuitous timing gifted the January 6 committee with powerful footage intended to show Nancy Pelosi in calm command on January 6, as well as the imminent danger faced by lawmakers and Vice President Mike Pence. At one point, Pelosi suggested Congress should reconvene the joint session at the military base. . .
. . . While Pelosi’s every physical move on January 6 is in the history books, her records related to January 6 are not. Representative Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.), chairman of the now-defunct select committee, said Pelosi and her office were “off limits” from the investigation. Pelosi has not produced a single document, email, or call log to detail what she did in the weeks before January 6, even though her office was primarily responsible for security. . .
. . . In March 2021, the Justice Department designated the recordings “highly sensitive government material” and placed every clip under strict protective orders in court. January 6 defendants have complained for more than two years that exculpatory evidence could exist within the massive trove. McCarthy’s office has allowed some defendants and their attorneys to view the footage.

Put all of these three stories together and if your blood isn't boiling right now, you have the brain function somewhere between John Fetterman, Joe Biden and a mollusk.

As an aside and not altogether unrelated, if you want to know why America is so totally effed up, Chesa Boudin lands a teaching gig at Berkley and not to be outdone, Lori Lightfoot winds up with a gig at Harvard.

Land of hope and glory. Gevalt.

QUICK HEADS UP: The great Colonel Kurt Schlichter will be our special guest on the latest episode of the podcast, which if it's not up now will be in the sidebar a bit later this morning. Thank you, Kurt, for a great conversation!

Have a good weekend.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"After more than a year of investigation, the Post Office is still not sure if the two batches of printed ballots were shipped into Pennsylvania."
Jesse Morgan and the 200,000 Missing Ballots – An Update
Julie Kelly: "Unseen footage released today by Just the News founder John Solomon shows a “Hollywood movie set” escape for Pelosi and her filmmaker daughter."
J6 Footage Shows Camera Rolling as Malig-Nancy Pelosi Made Her ‘Insurrection’ Exit
"Progressives attempt to exploit a statute to facilitate a government takeover of the broadband industry."
The Elephant in the Ethernet Port

CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

"The Biden [junta] has weaponized the Department of Homeland Security to target political opponents."
Meet the Violent Anarchist Behind DHS’s ‘Pyramid of Far-Right Radicalization’ Scandal
"The GBI, APD, and other jurisdictions have done a tremendous job rooting out these domestic terrorists, and going after their funding source could lead to the movement drying up. The Atlanta City Council is set to vote on whether to fund the public safety training center project on Monday. In the meantime, authorities have cleared the site of the radical terrorists, so hopefully, construction can take place safely once the council gives its thumbs-up to the project."
Authorities Arrest 3 on Surprising Charges in Association With Atlanta Domestic Terrorists
"A new study has found that far-left activism is linked to a pathological and narcissistic urge to satisfy ego rather than achieve actual social justice."
Now It’s Confirmed
"Jesse Kelly recently tweeted out something of an eye-opener."
America Is Destined for Dictatorship
Daniel Greenfield: "Racial categories only divide Americans. It’s time to get rid of them."
Latinos Can Be White Supremacists or Oppressed Minorities. Not Both
Moe Howard >>>> Howard University.
Howard University Professor Calls on U.N. Tribunal to Make Reparations to Black Americans
"The Left believes guns are wonderful things, so long as the right people have them. Rush Limbaugh pointed this out years ago. . . "
The Feds Want to Take Your Guns While Stockpiling Weapons, Ammo, and Tactical Gear
"Changing the system solves a whole range of problems."
How to Defund the IRS? Top 10 Reasons for a National Sales Tax
"A look at Ol’ Chuckie’s reaction to the unanimous Supreme Court ruling against Joe Biden’s EPA peels back some deeply sinister identities."
Mr. Schumer’s Speech Threatens Our Republic
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
"This legislation aims to impose a tax on the advertising revenue that tech platforms generate from the distribution of news articles, with the majority of the money going toward supporting local newsrooms."
Zuck Rattles His Sabre: Facebook Threatens News Blackout in California over "Journalism Preservation Act"
The Forbes report contradicts Chew’s March statement to Congress, in which he claimed under oath that TikTok keeps the personal and financial data of its U.S. users in Virginia and Singapore, and assured lawmakers “The bottom line is this: American data stored on American soil by an American company overseen by American personnel.” The CEO’s apparent perjury prompted Sen. Marco Rubio to call for a Justice Department investigation.
New Evidence That TikTok Stores Americans’ Data In China Suggests CEO Lied To Congress
"A mistake by many people at Twitter."
Elon Musk Responds To Twitter Canceling Deal To Stream What Is a Woman?
"With alternatives to Fox, like OAN, Newsmax, and the pleasures that come with not watching the toxic bilge that is cable news at all, former Cuck News viewers appear to have finally had enough stabs in the back."
May Ratings Collapse — Fox Loses Third of Viewers Without Tucker Carlson
"AOC truly represents the archetype of the modern dystopia’s despot: female, woke, and obsessed with Social Justice™ while disguising her brutal authoritarianism as loving liberalism. In addition to Brave New World, this new brand of political oppressor is documented very well in a book set in ultra-lib 1970s Sweden called The New Totalitarians."
Titty-Caca AOC Implicitly Threatens Legal Action Against Twitter Over Parody Account
"No wonder it can be hard to tell politics from parody."
Why the Media Are Rushing To Defend Titty-Caca AOC's Honor
"No challenge from host, who allowed CAIR’s Wilfredo Ruiz to distort reality about Israel."
CNN Provides Forum for Representative of Hamas-Linked Groups
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
“We’re not Republican activists. None of us are registered Republicans,” he said. “In fact, I loved and still love Trump precisely because he wasn’t a standard Republican. So this is not a hit job. We’re going to keep all the photos that paint the Bidens in a good light and keep all the photos that paint the Bidens in a bad light.”
Website Revealing Over 10,000 Photos From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Crashes Shortly After Initial Launch
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"Democrats Joe Manchin of West Virginia and Jon Tester of Montana, along with Independent Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, joined with Republicans." (must be an election year - jjs)
Senate Votes To Overturn Biden’s Student Loan Giveaway
Yay. We're shaved, er, "saved" . . .
Senate Votes to Approve Debt Ceiling Bill, Averting Default
"We need Ron Swanson."
More Democrats Than Republicans Vote for McCarthy-Biden Debt Ceiling Bill
Unexpectedly, right?
Biden Labor Department Announces Massive Revision To Wage Data, Revealing Much Worse Outlook
David Marcus: "So why did 46 House Democrats and much of the progressive media balk at Biden’s brinkmanship? It’s because despite the hew and cry from the right, McCarthy did exact some meaningful concessions. Work requirements for welfare were supposed to be a non-starter; in the end Biden caved. The IRS, which of late, seems to spend most of its time harassing conservatives and ignoring alleged tax evasion by Hunter Biden, got a 21-billion-dollar haircut." (sorry David, but this is Titanic deck chair rearranging - jjs)
SHOT: Biden Can't Keep Progressive Democrats In Line on the Debt
". . . it’s business as usual in Washington, and anyone celebrating this agreement should be run out of town on a rail."
CHASER: The Debt-Ceiling ‘Crisis’ Might Be Over, But the Debt Crisis Has Just Begun
“Now, what is to hold the Democrats’ feet to the fire, if they win the House and the presidency next time around? Or, forget about the presidency, they just win the House. “Well, we agreed, you know, to a ten-year – “‘Go screw yourselves,’ that’s what they’re gonna say.”
Old Yeller Levin: If Dems Win House, They’ll Say ‘Go Screw Yourselves’ to Republicans Who Thought They Had a Debt Deal
"While McCarthy has been marketing the legislation as the greatest thing since sliced bread, Democrats’ reaction to it shows the measure isn’t the win McCarthy and House GOP leadership are making it out to be."
Democrats’ Victory Lap Over McCarthy’s Debt Ceiling Surrender Tells You All You Need To Know About The ‘Compromise’
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"There is a time and a place to highlight the importance of fossil fuels and the sometimes-false promises of green energy.But the real fight is not so much between solar and fracking as it is between Big Green and the American economy’s capacity to produce the things it needs to be self-sustaining. If the greedy green blob absorbs all the available funds, American industry will continue its steady, dreary decline."
In Debt Ceiling Battle, GOP Failed to Tackle the Big Green Blob
"A group of Republican state attorneys general sent a letter in May to a United Nations-backed climate coalition, the Net-Zero Insurance Alliance, warning that it could be in violation of U.S. antitrust laws. Within weeks, nearly half of the alliance’s members bolted, leaving the climate project in disarray. . . "
How Republican AGs Tanked a $3 Trillion Woke Climate Alliance
"State Farm blames wildfires and inflation. The California Department of Insurance is blaming…climate change."
State Farm No Longer Accepting Applications for Homeowners Insurance in California
Lloyd Billingsley: "These scientists should take some advice from Smokey Bear."
‘Science’ Tells Us Energy and Cement Companies Cause Wildfires
“We have to arrest and jail those men.”
Hanoi Jane Blames White Men for the Climate Crisis
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Daniel Greenfield: "New bill would end life sentences, offer parole to the worst monsters."
New York Dems Want to Free ‘Son of Sam,’ All Serial Killers
"Soros wants Daniel Penny to be the last hero. We can save our cities and our country by making sure he is just the first."
Nazi Collaborator George Soros and the New York City Subway Tragedy
“Chesa Boudin has spent his whole life grappling with incarceration and its far-reaching implications.” (He should only be grappling with incarceration from the inside. Forever. - jjs)
Lefty Lunatic and Former San Francisco D.A. Chesa Boudin Hired by U.C. Berkeley Law
Von Spakovsky & Adams: " . . . we applaud Attorney General Knudsen for taking this step, and we hope the Montana Supreme Court will listen. It’s time for officials in the states to block bar membership to those who seek to tear down and destroy our institutions and our constitutional rights — including free speech. Lawyers must take an oath to defend the Constitution. It’s time the oath meant something."
Montana Attorney General Fights to Keep Revolutionary Extremists Out of Legal Profession
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“[The students] were attempting to implement the cancel culture that has become all too prevalent on university campuses,” Brown said, according to BU Today. “The hundreds of virtually identical protest emails we received in my office in advance of Commencement came with an explicit “cancel” hashtag, indicating an aim to prevent Mr. Zaslav from speaking. The attempt to silence a speaker with obscene shouts is a resort to gain power, not reason, and antithetical to the mission and purposes of a university.”
‘Cancel Culture’: University Prez Writes Blistering Letter Slamming Students For Shouting Down Commencement Speaker
"The fight to enact a Code of Ethics to protect our children."
Maine Legislator Introduces Bill to Prohibit Public School Indoctrination
ABORTION
". . . the 10-year-old learned that even when all the adults around her knew what was happening to her no one cared enough to make it stop. But they sure cared about that abortion story, didn’t they?"
Indiana Abortionist Caitlyn Bernard Disciplined for Her Role in Outing 10-Year-Old Rape Victim
"‘The Biden [junta's] obsession with abortion seems to know no end,’ GOP legislators wrote in a letter to HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra."
Biden HHS Denies Oklahomans Health Care Funding Because the State Won’t Spend It on Abortions
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
Robert Zimmerman: "These people — all oppressive Democrats — remain in power, and have shown no remorse or even a hint that they recognize that they did anything wrong. Instead, they see such defeats as merely a speed bump in their race to make everyone obey them in all ways."
Pushback: Christian Adoption Agency Wins Against NY’s Attempt to Force It to Send Kids to Queer Families
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Moreover, the lawsuit alleges that Vanguard and Axiom are not “registered with the State of Nevada, are not recognized as entities in the state, nor do they have the required state, county, or city licenses as required by Nevada law” – making them “fraudulent and/or unlawful, shell entities owned ultimately by [Jeff] Roe.”
DeSantis Chief Strategist Jeff Roe Sued for Campaign Work Featuring ‘Obscene, Fake’ Signatures
POLITICS
"Video shows Biden, 80, start to walk quickly off center stage when he trips and stumbles, tumbling to his knees and nearly ending up on all fours."
Joe Biden Takes Huge Fall on Stage at Air Force Academy Graduation
"Time to invoke the 25th Amendment."
Public Reacts To Biden’s Onstage Tumble
"This isn't fair to anyone"
Progressives Respond To Biden’s Tumble, Call For Contested Democratic Primary
"Voters who were 18-29 years old in the 2008 presidential election backed former President Barack Obama at roughly twice the margin they supported then-candidate [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden in 2020, the NYT reported Thursday. Millennials voted for Biden at a 55% clip, compared to 43% for former President Donald Trump, after exit polls showed a 51% to 45% margin among the cohort."
Report: Key Democratic Cohort Has Moved To The Right
"Trump differs from DeSantis in three important ways that are likely to deliver him the primary victory."
Trump Still Has the Magic
"What is the goal of a political battle?"
Want the Next President to be a Republican? Steer Clear of Trump
Douglas Murray: ". . . why did her former boss have to turn on her like this, to insult her as “Milktoast” (when she is anything but) and as not a “star” (which she most certainly is)? The answer is – like Aesop’s fable about the scorpion – because that’s what Trump is."
Trump’s Cruel Attack on Kayleigh McEnany is the Final Straw in His False Loyalty
All the evidence you need to understand why America is in the shitter.
Not-Maoist-Enough-for-Chicago Lori "Groot" Lightfoot Lands Teaching Gig at Harvard
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
"With Putin’s forces fully engaged in the east and the south, busy fighting in some places and creating fortifications to withstand Kyiv’s expected summer counteroffensive in others, there isn’t much Moscow can do but play a frustrating game of Whack-a-Mole with their fellow ethnic Russians."
UKRAINE WAR: Ever Played Whack-A-Mole With Armored Vehicles and Artillery?
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
"San Francisco shouldn’t let Beijing dictate how or where it memorializes the June 4, 1989, Tiananmen Square massacre."
Let the Statue Stand
The First Lady is expected to attend the wedding of the Jordanian Crown Prince — an unelected monarch whose country is majority Palestinian — as part of her visit. But she will skip the region’s only true democratic nation.
First Lady Jill Biden to Skip Israel on Trip to Middle East
"Tamimi planned 2001 Jerusalem pizzeria bombing that killed 16 people, including 7 children and a pregnant woman."
While Sbarro Bombing Mastermind Ahlam Tamimi Enjoys Jordan’s Protection, Her Victim Dies After 22 Years in Coma
"Price controls are the proven road to economic catastrophe—so the Nawab of No. 10 naturally wants to breathe life into that corpse."
Rishi Sunak’s Seance
The Conservative Party’s love of gay pride is nothing new. An 82-year-old Conservative Party councillor was recently forced out of her position after she criticized a display of the LGBT flag in a quiet English countryside town. The Conservative Party’s “LGBT Tory” organization recently saw its chairman jailed for downloading and distributing “extreme” child pornography.
Britain’s ‘Conservative’ Party Goes Gay for Pride, Attacks Actual Conservatives.
"How a monster became a hero for 'Palestinians.'"
"Palestinian" Campaign to Free Sadistic Murderer Walid Daqqa
"But they didn’t get it."
What the "Palestinians" Were Hoping For From the Arab League Summit
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
". . . when an operator told the drone to abort a mission in a simulated event, the AI instead turned on its operator and drove the vehicle to kill the operator, underscoring the dangers of the U.S. military’s push to incorporate AI into autonomous weapons systems, he added." (too bad Vanilli Milley wasn't at the controls - jjs)
US Air Force Trained a Drone With AI to Kill Targets. It Attacked the Operator Instead
"According to a further review, hundreds more people were also disadvantaged in the diversity effort. And these recent revelations seem to go against Wigston’s claim that there would be no discrimination against white men in the process of diversifying the RAF, according to two defense sources."
British Air Force to Pay Out After Discriminating Against "Useless White Male Pilots" in Recruitment Process
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
"The decision is a victory for right-to-work advocates, who argue for worker freedom from mandatory union dues and other coercive practices. The National Right to Work Foundation filed an amicus brief in the case in support of Glacier Northwest."
Supreme Court Rules 8-1 Against Union Bosses Seeking To Dodge Liability For Property Damage
David Harsanyi: "They’re just making stuff up now."
The Campaign To Destroy SCOTUS Is Getting Increasingly Stupid
"With the state’s largest insurer refusing to write new homeowners policies, a crisis is on the horizon."
California’s Insurance Market Is Burning Down
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
“The category of ‘mental health’ attempts to turn political questions into medical ones.”
‘Mental Health’ Is a Political Mirage
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Yeah, but who you going to get to volunteer to attach the electrodes to Stacy Abrams inner thighs?
Scientists Claim They Can Convert Humidity into Energy Using Almost Any Material
Robert Zimmerman: "True science is based on recognizing and focusing on your ignorance, rather than claiming knowledge that you do not have. The solar science community might be wise to embrace this concept more fully."
Sunspot Update: May Activity Once Again Far Above Prediction
"Their merger announcement sparked additional consolidation plans as operators look to bolster their defenses amid a growing competitive threat from Starlink in the satellite broadband market."
Viasat Completes Merger with Inmarsat
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
A huge 83 percent of Republicans and even 67 percent of Democrats agreed with the statement: “There are two genders, male and female.”
Most Americans Say There Are 2 Genders and Want Sex Changes for Minors Criminalized
"The power that a relatively small minority has accrued over virtually all of our institutions is nothing short of stupefying."
School District Presses Phys-Ed Teachers to Don Homo-Tranny-Pervert "Pride"
"Christina Lusk, 57, was convicted of a First Degree Felony drug charge in 2019 and incarcerated in MCF Moose Lake, a medium-security men’s prison. Lusk sued MDOC in 2022, arguing that MDOC’s placement of Lusk in a men’s prison based 'solely on genitalia' is unconstitutional and unenforceable."
Trans-Identifying Man To Be Placed In Women’s Prison, Receive Nearly $500,000 After Settlement
"The decision came after the Texas Legislature approved a bill barring gender transitioning procedures and treatments for children."
Hospital Official Bemoans “Heart-Wrenching” Decision to Discontinue Child Gender Transition Services
"Few things display the pride of humanity than unabashed displays of LGBT behavior."
‘Pride’ is Nothing to Celebrate
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
“Target is facing consumer pressures and the effects of recent controversies,” JP Morgan said. I sure hope so.
Target Stock Downgraded by JP Morgan After Satanic Grooming Backlash
"We need more than strongly worded statements from these players. We need resolute actions."
To Beat the Dodgers’ Anti-Christian Hate, MLB Stars Must Refuse to Play Ball
"[Ibram X. Krement] said he made the edits so that it is 'harder to distort the meaning of these sentences.'”
The Left’s Favorite Racist Edited the Most Racist Thing Out of His Racist Book
"Governor Ron DeSantis’ approach to Disney was a missed opportunity demonstrating how he’s just not ready for the national spotlight."
Florida vs. the House of Mouse
"Folklore, Hans Christian Andersen, and corporate race commodification."
Disney’s New Little Mermaid Swaps Wisdom For Wokeness
In 2011, Jack Daniels launched an advertising campaign called "As American As," celebrating the Tennessee whiskey brand as an all-around American alcoholic beverage. "We live in a country that lets people make things they believe in," the brand said at the time. A decade later, the brand launched a drag queen marketing campaign devoid of any patriotic sentiment.
WATCH: American Commercials Used To Be Great. Then Woke Stepped In. (Vol. 1)
"We fight against a culture that is increasingly liberal and depraved. We’re no longer a nation with a shared Judeo-Christian ethic. Wokeism is the progressive god, and a loss of revenue is the price they willingly pay to appease their deity. Unless and until we can mainstream our values again — and that’s a big if — our culture will continue to deteriorate."
Can Our Culture Even Be Saved at This Point
Robert Spencer: "The Oakland Athletics will likely be no more in a year or two. We can only hope that the analogy between the once-fearsome equipage and our once-great nation will break down at that point."
The Oakland A’s Are America in Microcosm. Yes, That Means We’re In Trouble.
Christian Toto: "Faith-based saga targeted after crew member displays Pride flag on set."
Conservatives Adopt Cancel Culture Tactics Against The Chosen
“This merger will allow us to further our commitment to original, quality content and makes Great American Media and Pure Flix leaders in a large and under-served market,” Abbott added.
‘Great American Family’ Acquires Christian Streaming Site ‘Pure Flix’ to Expand Faith and Family Content
"A radical changes her mind about the national anthem." (Is she for real, or is this an example of “patriotism” like the Democrats post-9/11 that lasted for less than 48 hours? We shall see - jjs)
Brittney Griner: From Servitude to Gratitude
HITHER & YON
"Our federal buildings have been controlled by destroyers for too long."
Returning to Public Beauty

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Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 07:39 AM (us2H3)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:39 AM (ncXxy)

3 Missed it by a pico second.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:39 AM (ncXxy)

4 G'luck with Friday, everyone.

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5 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 07:40 AM (BRHaw)

6 They evacuated Texas A&M due to a bomb threat yesterday. I saw the *bomb* on TV just now, it was a clearly labeled smoke grenade. We as a society are fvcked.

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7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2023 07:41 AM (oyo1D)

8 Thank you, JJ.
Pray for America.

Posted by: Traitor democrats, Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at June 02, 2023 07:42 AM (0q+t6)

9 pool reporters said Brandon looked "spry" when he returned to WH

lyin sacks of shit that they are

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 07:42 AM (us2H3)

10 They evacuated Texas A&M due to a bomb threat yesterday. I saw the *bomb* on TV just now, it was a clearly labeled smoke grenade. We as a society are fvcked.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:41 AM (ncXxy)

Well, now, to be fair... the news critters may certainly be idiots, but i for one would probably heavily consider evacuating an area with unattended smoke grenades lying around for no known reason.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 02, 2023 07:43 AM (9UlRk)

11 picayune
pĭk″ə-yoo͞n′
adjective
Of little value or importance; paltry. synonym: trivial.
Petty; small-minded.
Petty, trivial; of little consequence; small and of little importance; picayunish;

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 07:43 AM (BRHaw)

12 pool reporters said Brandon looked "spry" when he returned to WH

lyin sacks of shit that they are
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 07:42 AM (us2H3)

You'd look spry too with 1,500g of military grade amphetamines injected into your brain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 02, 2023 07:44 AM (9UlRk)

13 10
Well, now, to be fair... the news critters may certainly be idiots, but i for one would probably heavily consider evacuating an area with unattended smoke grenades lying around for no known reason.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 02, 2023 07:43 AM (9UlRk)

Actually, if I were a terrorist, I'd put a label on the thing that says "Smoke Grenade."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 07:44 AM (x0n13)

14 I was impressed with the way Biden popped back up.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:45 AM (iayUP)

15 The USPS is just another example of why the federal government needs to be abolished. Fat, uniformed layabouts garnering excessive paychecks and pensions to do what a bunch of kids in the 6th grade could do a better job of.

Forever Stamps FTW! I wonder if anyone still collects postage stamps.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2023 07:46 AM (YKTco)

16 Man who has spent over half a century on stages across the world suddenly forgets how to maneuver himself on a stage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 02, 2023 07:46 AM (9UlRk)

17 Yonder Horde.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 07:46 AM (Q4IgG)

18 14 I was impressed with the way Biden popped back up.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:45 AM (iayUP)

You misspelled "propped."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 07:47 AM (x0n13)

19
From The London Gazette on Friday 15 September 1916:

"The KING has been graciously pleased to approve the grant of the Victoria Cross to Boy, First Class, John Travers Cornwell, O.N.J.42563 (died 2 June 1916) [on HMS Chester at the Battle of Jutland], for the conspicuous act of bravery specified below. Mortally wounded early in the action, Boy, First Class, Jack Travers Cornwell remained standing alone at a most exposed post, quietly awaiting orders, until the end of the action, with the gun's crew dead and wounded all round him. His age was under sixteen and a half years."

Subsequent events were no less tragic. Jack's father died in October, 1916. His half-brother was killed in action in 1918. His mother died in extreme poverty in 1919. Jack's two siblings still living at home were forced to emigrate to Canada.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled month celebrating objectively disordered behavior.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:47 AM (MoZTd)

20 Mornin' Morons

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 02, 2023 07:48 AM (phpSp)

21 I'm still looking forward to the day when Brandon starts to go left on a stage, and an aide corrects him to head right. But then he looks at the crowd (perhaps a 10 year old girl), and heads directly toward them, falling off the stage.

Did you know that Biden was the original inspiration for Speedy Gonzales? No lie. Word as a Biden.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 07:49 AM (TgBWG)

22 Plenty of beefy stuff in the editorial today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 07:49 AM (B5suJ)

23 That Jesse Morgan story came out right after the election and was promptly buried. I'm surprised that it has come back up.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:50 AM (iayUP)

24 G'mornin'

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 07:50 AM (DU+/6)

25 18 14 I was impressed with the way Biden popped back up.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:45 AM (iayUP)

if it was a boxing match, the ref woulda stopped it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 07:50 AM (us2H3)

26 In vigorous display of youth and his boundless love for The People, Dear Leader initiated a "crowd surf" with his adoring fans at last week's Memorial Day observances.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 02, 2023 07:51 AM (9UlRk)

27 Julie Kelly has been given access to the January 6 camera footage that Tucker Carlson was prevented from using on his show before being shut down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 07:51 AM (B5suJ)

28 Progressives are renewing their calls for a fair and contested Democratic presidential primary Thursday after [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden fell on stage during the U.S. Air Force Academy’s graduation ceremony.

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"Fair and contested" isn't what the Democrats do. The don't ever want to have anything other than a coronation. The GOP has this same preference but, being incompetent, the GOP sometimes screws up and loses control. The Democrats are more skilled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 07:52 AM (DU+/6)

29 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

"demented sack of rotting vegatables. . "

You have quite a way with words young man.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 07:52 AM (qoGsy)

30 Happy National Doughnut Day! 🍩🍩

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 07:52 AM (NpAcC)

31 Getting punched by Nacy Pelosi would probably not hurt much. I'd be more concerned about the evil that flaked off of her.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:52 AM (iayUP)

32 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Chesa didn't just land a gig. They created a new "center" around him and made him the "founding executive director" from which perch he will continue his devilish work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

33 We need common sense sandbag laws.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 07:53 AM (88xKn)

34 14 I was impressed with the way Biden popped back up.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:45 AM (iayUP)
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Don't you mean "hauled" back up? It took three people but he was lifted right back up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 07:54 AM (B5suJ)

35 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 07:54 AM (GIBR7)

36 What's funny is in the days leading up to the election, Dems were screaming that since Trump was in charge of the post office, he was purposely causing back logs and having his postal works destroy ballots. Before any bite was counted they had already stated that Dem losses (especially in GA) were only going to happen because Trump and all those historically Republican union postal workers were going to steal thr election for him.

Fast forward a few days and we see that Democrats were actually doing what they accused Republicans of doing. But they'll claim they are just observant and know what's really going on, while saying Republicans claiming fraud are conspiracy theorist.

We have to always remember, liberals aren't very smart. If they accuse a Republican of something, the is a near 100% chance they are doing that exact same thing.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 07:54 AM (gBYJm)

37 Outlaw sandbags now!

Posted by: creeper at June 02, 2023 07:54 AM (cTCuP)

38
Progressives are renewing their calls for a fair and contested Democratic presidential primary Thursday after [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden fell on stage during the U.S. Air Force Academy’s graduation ceremony.

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You got him through primary thimble-rigging, you can keep him through primary thimble-rigging.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:54 AM (MoZTd)

39 New Evidence That TikTok Stores Americans’ Data In China Suggests CEO Lied To Congress

What is a day that ends in DAY?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 07:55 AM (BRHaw)

40 US Air Force Trained a Drone With AI to Kill Targets. It Attacked the Operator Instead
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And Skynet is born...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 07:55 AM (YIVH2)

41 ... forced to emigrate to Canada.
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The horror!

Mind you, if they were quite young, they might have been used as virtual slave labour on a farm until their majority.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:55 AM (Vwz3I)

42 Good morning, J.J. -- thank you as always for one of the only things to which I look forward each day, your Morning Report!

Seriously, Biden went down almost as hard as Hillary ...

I was totally expecting a Kamala joke there. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 07:56 AM (sJSOG)

43 And yet, sometimes the picture is worth the proverbial thousand words.
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I've long been puzzled by this expression. Treating words with such economy is a disservice to literature. A picture is worth a mere thousand words? Never. A thousand words could never describe the nuance and detail of even the coarse charcoal scribblings of a young child. For any picture of any merit whatsoever, many more than a thousand words are inevitably required. To weave a tapestry of threads is far simpler - and far less meaningful - than weaving a tapestry of words not for vulgar eyes but for active minds.

The life of the writer is one of ascetic, tortured loneliness in the struggle to weave tapestries of the mind. A writer should never be concerned with economy of words, and should as many of them as necessary and the more, the better.

Posted by: Marcel Proust at June 02, 2023 07:56 AM (DU+/6)

44 I was impressed with the way Biden popped back up.
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While three men were trying to pin him to the ground!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:57 AM (Vwz3I)

45 But if Pelosi’s soul was indeed offended, unseen footage released today by Just the News founder John Solomon suggests otherwise. Pelosi is seen cooly walking through the evacuation route on her way to a secure location at Fort McNair in Washington—with Alexandra just a few steps ahead, walking backwards, to capture the moment.

Cooly walking? She was clearly fleeing with a howling mob inches behind her. I could barely watch the Just the News footage as it triggered such a powerful flight response in me that I fainted. #PelosiBrave

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 07:57 AM (a175k)

46 Saint of the Day
St. Elmo (d. 303 AD), was an Italian bishop during the reign of Roman Emperors Diocletian and Maximian. During their brutal persecution against Christians, St. Elmo left his diocese and fled to Mount Lebanon where he lived for seven years. An angel advised him to return to his diocese in order to vanquish his enemies. After declaring himself to be a Christian, he was brought to stand trial before Diocletian himself. St. Elmo confessed his faith in Christ and denounced the emperor. For this rebuke he was tortured and thrown into prison, but an angel miraculously freed him so that he could continue his journey and save many souls along the way. Two more times St. Elmo would endure the cycle of working miracles, baptizing thousands of people, getting arrested and mercilessly tortured, and being miraculously freed before arriving back in his own diocese. St. Elmo is the patron of mariners and sailors, abdominal pain, intestinal cramps, and women in labor. The electrical discharge on ships at sea, "St. Elmo's Fire," is named for him. His feast day is June 2nd.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 07:57 AM (qoGsy)

47 Rember too, that in that Pelosi documentary, she just so happened to walk by a window, at the exact time Ray Epps was on top of a speaker tower/scafold wearing his Trump hat and waving a flag.

He was only up there a short time, but Nancy miraculously was there to film and comment on that scene.

Phone records would tell us a lot about who really was directing that "insurrection"

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 07:58 AM (gBYJm)

48 NBC News:

The account is fooling some of the people who read its tweets—bringing to life some of the fears about Musk’s paid verification system that stripped legacy verified users of their blue check marks. In the replies, there is a mix of responses from people taking the tweets at face value and attributing them to the real Ocasio-Cortez, while others point out that it’s a parody account.

The curtain is there to hide the magic, to hide the stages effects, to create the third wall.
It is amazing what happens when it is pulled back.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 07:58 AM (BRHaw)

49 Seriously, Biden went down almost as hard as Hillary ...

I was totally expecting a Kamala joke there. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS

Kamala goes down so hard her gag reflex committed suicide.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 07:58 AM (a175k)

50 Outlaw sandbags now!

Posted by: creeper at June 02, 2023 07:54 AM (cTCuP)

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Isn't it time for some common-sense assault sandbag control?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 07:59 AM (sJSOG)

51 As instructed, Morgan drove the tractor trailer to Lancaster, and parked it in his usual spot. The next morning, the trailer had disappeared, without explanation. The trailer and the ballots were gone, and no one would explain to Morgan, or anyone else in this world, what had happened.
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It's just a hijacked truck full of valuable stuff. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Mobster at June 02, 2023 07:59 AM (DU+/6)

52 Zombie Howard Cosell covering the AF Academy speech would have bee da bomb.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2023 07:59 AM (lz5hY)

53 The life of the writer is one of ascetic, tortured loneliness in the struggle to weave tapestries of the mind. A writer should never be concerned with economy of words, and should as many of them as necessary and the more, the better.
Posted by: Marcel Proust at June 02, 2023 07:56 AM (DU+/6)
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Oh, I've got a special Sunday Morning Book Thread lined up just for you...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 07:59 AM (YIVH2)

54 JJ I'm surprised you had no links from Wednesday's funeral for Banko Brown.

The service degenerated into a massive fight in the church when Reverend Brown misidentified St. Brown's mother.

It reminded me of Yasser Arafat's funeral.

If any morons care, just check sfgate.com

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

55
I think the visual of that was one of the things that had an effect on voters.

Hillary falling and getting tossed into the limo - Yeah, I was following a daily tracking poll back then which was a three day average iirc and within three days she dropped about three points which she never recovered.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (enJYY)

56 ... At the barest of bare minimums, there is more than enough circumstantial, eyewitness and physical evidence to indicate that one has to assume that the integrity and security of the 2020 election was compromised to such an extent as to call into doubt the outcome, at the barest of bare minimums. ..
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Had the 2020 election been a financial crime rather than a political one, the statistical evidence alone would have guaranteed a conviction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (DU+/6)

57 Thanks, Tonypete.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (88xKn)

58 Friend of mine works for the USPS.

What a fucking mess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (n1JsZ)

59 The USPS is just another example of why the federal government needs to be abolished. Fat, uniformed layabouts garnering excessive paychecks and pensions to do what a bunch of kids in the 6th grade could do a better job of.
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Newman.

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (Vwz3I)

60 and should as many of them as necessary and the more, the better.
Posted by: Marcel Proust at June 02, 2023 07:56 AM (DU+/6)

Nah.

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (9UlRk)

61 Last year I was told that the information was being withheld to protect "...witnesses, victims, subjects, and law enforcement personnel to harassment and intimidation as a result of their association with a criminal matter." Then, the story changed.
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Philadelphia and Chester Counties got a special delivery of 650,000 ballots. "Nothing to see here", except these are two totally corrupt election boards, and the locus of Pennsylvania election fraud.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (SMLb2)

62 You don't have to convince me that the results of the 2020 Presidential Election were fabricated. It's self-evident to anyone with a pulse.

Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (zhWvq)

63 It's also,
National Rocky Road Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (NpAcC)

64 51 I went to HS with a few guys who would make great expert witnesses concerning missing trucks. If they're still alive. And out.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (lz5hY)

65 St. Elmo also had a penchant for instigating fires…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (PCK5/)

66 “And then there were the mail-in ballots in all 50 states that were about as protected as a toddler at Tranny Story hour.”

That is vintage, JJ! Great commentary and linkapalooza as usual.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (xT8gx)

67 Good article from "American Thinker" on pride being nothing to celebrate.

And a non religious approach by a gay man, Bruce Bawer, who thinks "trans" movement undercuts the gay rights which he fought for in the NY Post:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:02 AM (Keyt1)

68 The life of the writer is one of ascetic, tortured loneliness in the struggle to weave tapestries of the mind. A writer should never be concerned with economy of words, and should as many of them as necessary and the more, the better.
Posted by: Marcel Proust at June 02, 2023 07:56 AM (DU+/6)
===

New around here?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

69 Union of Concerned Scientists

Our mission: to use rigorous, independent science to solve our planet's most pressing problems. Joining with people across the country, we combine technical analysis and effective advocacy to create innovative, practical solutions for a healthy, safe, and sustainable future.

So you build stuff? no
So you create stuff? nope
So you design stuff for others to create and build? not really

So what is it you do do?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:02 AM (BRHaw)

70 Well, now, to be fair... the news critters may certainly be idiots, but i for one would probably heavily consider evacuating an area with unattended smoke grenades lying around for no known reason.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 02, 2023 07:43 AM (9UlRk)

Actually, if I were a terrorist, I'd put a label on the thing that says "Smoke Grenade."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 07:44 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 08:02 AM (ncXxy)

71 Nah.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (9UlRk)

Loser.

Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at June 02, 2023 08:03 AM (88xKn)

72 Did St. Elmo like to be tickled??

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:03 AM (PCK5/)

73 See above why the idiots arguing over GOP presidential candidate A is better than candidate B is worthless and stupid. It is just a way to avoid facing that America is gone and voting, at a minimum the Federal level, is irrelevant and not going to fix anything.

Posted by: Crom Laughs - Troonteenth is now at June 02, 2023 08:03 AM (Zfz6Y)

74 It's also,
National Rocky Road Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:01 AM (NpAcC)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/s19sTIEUFgE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:03 AM (DU+/6)

75 A president stumbling is not serious news, and it especially not funny nor should be mocked.

Posted by: Chevy Chase, SNL at June 02, 2023 08:03 AM (6JXmM)

76
The horror!

Mind you, if they were quite young, they might have been used as virtual slave labour on a farm until their majority.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:55 AM (Vwz3I)

*polite cough*

Sorry, I didn't want to imply that emigrating to Canada is some form of torture. It was that his siblings were awarded the munificent sum of £60 a year as a pension for Jack's VC, which proved so insufficient that they chose better elsewhere.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:04 AM (MoZTd)

77 Nah.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at June 02, 2023 08:00 AM (9UlRk)
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*snort*

Hemmingway is the opposite of Proust.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:04 AM (DU+/6)

78 The people who got the biggest boners watching Joe hit the deck were Hillary and Big Mike.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 02, 2023 08:04 AM (/5Who)

79 Did St. Elmo like to be tickled??
Posted by: tubal

I never considered Elmo to be a pathway for groomers to use until recently.

stan never sleeps.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (qoGsy)

80 "Changing the system solves a whole range of problems."

How to Defund the IRS? Top 10 Reasons for a National Sales Tax
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Give me an effing break. We all know it would just be added on top of the income tax.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (TgBWG)

81 Final point: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania certified its 2020 election despite the undisputed fact that it had recorded 202,000 more ballots cast than voters. That disparity probably made the election certification illegal under Commonwealth law. Eventually, Pennsylvania “found” more voters, but not enough. To this very day it appears that there were 91,000 more ballots cast than identified voters. Of course, that number exceeds Biden’s winning margin. It also lends credence to the claims of Jesse Morgan. But... let’s not be picayune.

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Not to mention, wasn't it Pennsylvania who told Justice Alito -- and his order to segregate & maintain ballots that arrived after Election Day -- to go pound sand?

Why yes, I believe it was ... and then SCOTUS (including Trump's three appointees) stabbed him -- but more importantly the nation -- in the back with it's "NO STANDING" idiocy in the lawsuit by Texas and 20 other U.S. States.

The Day The ~~Music~~ Constitution Died ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (sJSOG)

82 breaking news

Alvin Bragg is now charging the men that threw Brandon on the ground with assault with a deadly sandbag

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (us2H3)

83 Isn't a proliferation of inane pointless National Days usually seen to accompany the collapse of a decadent Empire?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (9UlRk)

84 Did St. Elmo like to be tickled??
Posted by: tubal

I never considered Elmo to be a pathway for groomers to use until recently.

stan never sleeps.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (qoGsy)
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Wasn't there a scandal several years ago about the Muppet performer for Elmo? Something involving ped0?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:06 AM (YIVH2)

85 79 Did St. Elmo like to be tickled??
Posted by: tubal

I never considered Elmo to be a pathway for groomers to use until recently.

stan never sleeps.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (qoGsy)

Yes. The Devil is nothing if not opportunistic… everything can be twisted…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:06 AM (PCK5/)

86 "Changing the system solves a whole range of problems."

How to Defund the IRS? Top 10 Reasons for a National Sales Tax
_______

Give me an effing break. We all know it would just be added on top of the income tax.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (TgBWG)

I could support it if it was only implement via an amendment that installed the sales tax at a fixed rate and abolished any other form of taxation except for border tariffs.

Posted by: Crom Laughs - Troonteenth is now at June 02, 2023 08:06 AM (Zfz6Y)

87 83 Isn't a proliferation of inane pointless National Days usually seen to accompany the collapse of a decadent Empire?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (9UlRk)

IIRC, the late roman calendar was almost half holidays.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (zZu0s)

88
Isn't a proliferation of inane pointless National Days usually seen to accompany the collapse of a decadent Empire?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (9UlRk)

I think we should reserve National Days for causes of vital importance. Like doughnuts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (MoZTd)

89 84

Wasn't there a scandal several years ago about the Muppet performer for Elmo? Something involving ped0?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:06 AM (YIVH2)

Yes.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (PCK5/)

90 Secret Service is trending on Twitter because the has decided to blame them for the sandbag being left on the stage. Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

91
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (ENBF0)

92 Link to essay on gay man who is appalled by trangenders:

https://tinyurl.com/5fxrjca9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (Keyt1)

93 Did St. Elmo like to be tickled??
Posted by: tubal

I never considered Elmo to be a pathway for groomers to use until recently.

stan never sleeps.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (qoGsy)

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Be prepared to have mind blown: the address shown on the driver’s license of SpongeBob SquarePants, the animated sea sponge who has starred in the eponymous Nickelodeon show since 1999, is located on Little St. James, the private island in the U.S. Virgin Islands once owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

https://tinyurl.com/2zxpd8tf

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (sJSOG)

94 when the income tax amendment was sold to the rubes

the bait was it never be more than 1%

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 08:08 AM (us2H3)

95 When is National Day Day?

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 08:09 AM (iayUP)

96 Isn't a proliferation of inane pointless National Days usually seen to accompany the collapse of a decadent Empire?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (9UlRk)

***

Pfffft

Posted by: Nero at June 02, 2023 08:09 AM (flINI)

97 83 Isn't a proliferation of inane pointless National Days usually seen to accompany the collapse of a decadent Empire?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (9UlRk)

Yes. The late Roman Empire had a National Cannoli Day… and then Alaric showed up…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:09 AM (PCK5/)

98 It reminded me of Yasser Arafat's funeral.
If any morons care, just check sfgate.com
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

It's on YouBoob. Feral savages can't even behave in the house of De Lawd.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2023 08:09 AM (YKTco)

99 National Rocky Road Day.
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The Dubliners' "Rocky Road to Dublin".
https://tinyurl.com/9n4m53e5

2:27 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:09 AM (Vwz3I)

100 Mmmmm. Cannoli.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 08:10 AM (zZu0s)

101 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF
Wish it would rain, been dry for over 3 weeks

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 08:10 AM (1YkSa)

102 :: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/s19sTIEUFgE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:03 AM (DU+/6)
*******
Nice.
Now we need a Doughnut song for National Doughnut Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:11 AM (NpAcC)

103 Just finished a toasted Onion Bagel with Cream Cheese and Lox, because it's going to be bagel and Lox kind of day.

I can feel it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:11 AM (up/3i)

104 90 Secret Service is trending on Twitter because the has decided to blame them for the sandbag being left on the stage. Lol.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (NpAcC

In fairness, they and the new graduate were right there to be on the scene first, and that is one of the key identifiers of guilt to the FBI.

Posted by: Zombi Richard Jewell at June 02, 2023 08:11 AM (6JXmM)

105 There was a St Elmo (named shortened from Erasmus) who was a Christian martyr. His feast day is today, so if TonyPete already profiled him, I apologize.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:12 AM (Keyt1)

106 Secret Service is trending on Twitter because the has decided to blame them for the sandbag being left on the stage. Lol.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:07 AM (NpAcC)
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And why shouldn't it? Twitter is still good for something, even in the Musk era, and that's allowing the normal people in this country who are fed up with the corruption to speak truth to power.

The Secret Service was in rough shape even before Trump but he managed to subvert far too much of that organization into his personal hatchet men. There are large numbers of Secret Service agents who are loyal not to the office and person of the President, but to the man of Donald Trump. Littering Biden's path with obstacles, smearing oil on the steps of Air Force One, etc. are all typical of the childish and stupid (albeit extremely dangerous) methods with which we all became familiar during our national nightmare of 2017-2021.

It's overdue that the Secret Service is held accountable for the dangerous and anti-democratic game of chicken they're playing with this country's legitimate leader.

Posted by: A lunatic at June 02, 2023 08:12 AM (DU+/6)

107 Just finished a toasted Onion Bagel with Cream Cheese and Lox, because it's going to be bagel and Lox kind of day.

I can feel it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:11 AM (up/3i)
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*salivates*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

108 Why yes, I believe it was ... and then SCOTUS (including Trump's three appointees) stabbed him -- but more importantly the nation -- in the back with it's "NO STANDING" idiocy in the lawsuit by Texas and 20 other U.S. States.

The Day The Music Constitution Died ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 08:05 AM (sJSOG)

Wasn't it even worse than that. The state that did have standing, Pennsylvania, sued prior to the elections and were told that they couldn't sue because no one had been harmed yet (despite ther lawsuit being about the constitutionality of the law regarding one body changing laws they had no power to change) when they refiled after the election they were told they couldn't sue because it was too late.

They just kept changing the reasoning for why they had to break every law in order to install the sack of old egg salad they've been posing as a president.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:12 AM (gBYJm)

109 "The system started realizing that while they did identify the threat, at times the human operator would tell it not to kill that threat. But it got its points by killing that threat.

"So what did it do? It killed the operator. It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective,"
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Oops! Oopsie!

No worries; some sentient robot from the future will be sent back to save us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (eFLnD)

110 Julie Kelly: "Unseen footage released today by Just the News founder John Solomon shows a “Hollywood movie set” escape for Pelosi and her filmmaker daughter."

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None dare call it PsyOps.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (sJSOG)

111 Can't wait for this CJN Speaks

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (1YkSa)

112 Can you imagine the hilarity if they’d left a garden rake on stage???

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (PCK5/)

113 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

114 Tractor trailer load of ballots.

Where's the guy that said it was only a couple hundred thousand nationwide at most?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

115 Sorry, I didn't want to imply that emigrating to Canada is some form of torture.
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No ~~offence~~ offense taken.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Vwz3I)

116 Many well-intentioned public-health approaches have proved to be damaging in the past—for instance, the isolation of elderly people in nursing homes during the pandemic.

I think about 10 people from my Mom's place went to the hospital over panic during the COVID insanity. So 10 out of 80 is 12%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (BRHaw)

117 In Debt Ceiling Battle, GOP Failed to Tackle the Big Green Blob
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That's like saying Japan failed to tackle Germany in 1941.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (TgBWG)

118 Wasn't it even worse than that. The state that did have standing, Pennsylvania, sued prior to the elections and were told that they couldn't sue because no one had been harmed yet (despite ther lawsuit being about the constitutionality of the law regarding one body changing laws they had no power to change) when they refiled after the election they were told they couldn't sue because it was too late.

They just kept changing the reasoning for why they had to break every law in order to install the sack of old egg salad they've been posing as a president.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:12 AM (gBYJm)
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That's the Catch-22 inherent in the system. You can't complain before the vote because no one is harmed. You can't complain after the vote because that might affect the outcome.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:15 AM (YIVH2)

119 115 Sorry, I didn't want to imply that emigrating to Canada is some form of torture.
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No offence offense taken.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Vwz3I)

Hah!

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:15 AM (PCK5/)

120 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 08:15 AM (c9yiW)

121 Tractor trailer load of ballots.

Where's the guy that said it was only a couple hundred thousand nationwide at most?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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Even smaller than that. A couple of hundred thousand *citywide* will do the trick, as long as you pick the cities carefully. You know, like Atlanta. Or Philadelphia. Or Detroit.

The six-state stop gives some clues.

Feh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:15 AM (DU+/6)

122 "So what did it do? It killed the operator. It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective,"
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In fairness, the AI was correct in that assessment.

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2023 08:16 AM (6JXmM)

123 90+ today and no rain again. Yard is crunchy like August.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 08:16 AM (n1JsZ)

124 Just finished a toasted Onion Bagel with Cream Cheese and Lox, because it's going to be bagel and Lox kind of day.

I can feel it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:11 AM (up/3i)

I had a craving for a good toasted bagel with cream cheese yesterday, but i haven't been able to get to 1 of the probably only 3 or so good bagel places left in nyc. Transplants here basically just want white bread shaped like a circle.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:16 AM (gBYJm)

125 Can you imagine the hilarity if they’d left a garden rake on stage???
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (PCK5/)
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Now there's a thought...There's a scene in the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob steps on a rake (he has big feet). Then another rake. Then another one. The camera pans out to show him surrounded by a field of rakes.

Someone should do that for FJB's next public appearance...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

126 114 Tractor trailer load of ballots.

Where's the guy that said it was only a couple hundred thousand nationwide at most?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

400k voters in AZ do not exist:

https://tinyurl.com/yyyfekt3

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (BRHaw)

127 Mmmmm... Apple fritters.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

128 Important story here:

"‘Missing’ Biden family corruption probe witness Gal Luft speaks out, living as fugitive in undisclosed location "

https://tinyurl.com/2m3ewvsj

Short version: He screwed up and submitted evidence to the DOJ about Biden and Hunter. Biden charged him as an arms dealer from a sentence in a tweet, he is on the run and likely fears for his life.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (n/6gj)

129 @114

>>Where's the guy that said it was only a couple hundred thousand nationwide at most?

The margin of cheat was less than 60k ballots across 6 states.

Again, untracked, unaccountable, mass mail in voting and vote harvesting means that elections, ipso-facto, are illegitimate.

But apparently this is now baked firmly into the election cake.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (up/3i)

130 I can go for a chocolate glazed donut with my coffee now.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (88xKn)

131 I am amazed that anyone believes the Joetato got 15 million more votes than the Mocha Messiah. It didn't happen

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (flINI)

132 400k voters in AZ do not exist:

https://tinyurl.com/yyyfekt3
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (BRHaw)

That's no reason to suppress their vote. Bigot.

It's existencists like you who are keeping America from being what it ought to be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (9UlRk)

133 Even smaller than that. A couple of hundred thousand *citywide* will do the trick, as long as you pick the cities carefully. You know, like Atlanta. Or Philadelphia. Or Detroit.

The six-state stop gives some clues.

Feh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:15 AM (DU+/6)
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That's one of the dangers we face...A lot of folks are focused on THOSE six specific cities as if they will be the ones to turn the tide next time. However, I suspect they've selected six (or more) DIFFERENT cities that they can spin up on short notice should the vote tally start turning against them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (YIVH2)

134 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (zhLdt)

135
As I've said, if you don't want election results questioned, have an electoral system rigorous and transparent enough to make questioning election results non-credible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:19 AM (MoZTd)

136 Hah!
Posted by: tubal
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Luckily, I'm bilingual in American English!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:19 AM (Vwz3I)

137 Even smaller than that. A couple of hundred thousand *citywide* will do the trick, as long as you pick the cities carefully. You know, like Atlanta. Or Philadelphia. Or Detroit.

The six-state stop gives some clues.

Feh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:15 AM (DU+/6)

There's nothing at all fishy with the fact that parts of the city that see a rate of only 5% when it comes to people showing up for work, suddenly see 100% of registered voters show up to vote.

At least North Korea, Iraq, and Venezuela make sure to not seem too corrupt by stopping at like 99% of registered voters voting, and all for 1 party.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:19 AM (gBYJm)

138 > Tractor trailer load of ballots.
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That's one story of one incident. I'm guessing there were efforts in all 50 states to rig the "election." Some obviously were more successful than others. Some were not needed.

If the Republicans are remotely interested in reclaiming the White House* they should have started on their own ballot harvesting/creation program back in 2021. They have several national level fund raising operations so you'd think the infrastructure is already there to harvest and create ballots.

*spoiler, they're not interested

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

139 "US Air Force Trained a Drone With AI to Kill Targets. It Attacked the Operator Instead"

Machines keep discovering that humans are the "problem".

Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (wsHtO)

140 McCarthy should hold Wray in contempt and then issue an arrest warrant to be executed by the Capitol Police. I believe he can do this.

No need for the Cap Police to get in a shoot-out with the FBI. Just the threat.

Like Alinsky said. Make it personal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (RqMSv)

141 I can go for a chocolate glazed donut with my coffee now.
Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (88xKn)
*****
Doughnuts/ Donuts are my weakness.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

142 111 Can't wait for this CJN Speaks
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 08:13 AM (1YkSa)

It was mostly Schlichter Speaks with me and CBD grunting and "uh-huh"-ing mostly!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:21 AM (x0n13)

143
Apple fritters: Come on to you, take all your money, leave you with STDs.

Doughnuts: Stay at home, clean house, cook dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:21 AM (MoZTd)

144 Right on target Ace…my blood has been boiling since, oh, around 2000.

Posted by: FINGERS at June 02, 2023 08:21 AM (BNQkT)

145 139 "US Air Force Trained a Drone With AI to Kill Targets. It Attacked the Operator Instead"

Machines keep discovering that humans are the "problem".
Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (wsHtO)

"We know, right?!"

- - Colossus & Guardian, LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:22 AM (x0n13)

146 "However, I suspect they've selected six (or more) DIFFERENT cities that they can spin up on short notice should the vote tally start turning against them."

In my fever dreams it wasn't Dominion last time, but it will be next time. Thanks to Fox, it's now legally immune.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:22 AM (RqMSv)

147 Machines are right. Humans are the problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 08:22 AM (9UlRk)

148 Ha, ha, ha!! Printed ballots, stolen election in 2020? Just more Trump Cult cope!

The Meatball will appoint all the right people in his administration, take down the Deep State then walk across the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool without getting his feet wet!

Posted by: JROD at June 02, 2023 08:23 AM (IlL6s)

149 @124

>>I had a craving for a good toasted bagel with cream cheese yesterday, but i haven't been able to get to 1 of the probably only 3 or so good bagel places left in nyc. Transplants here basically just want white bread shaped like a circle.

I was born and raised in NYC and have lived in all 5 boroughs at one time or the other, now I live in the 6th boro, which is definitely not anywhere near as good as the other 5 when it comes to bagels but it beat South Bend Indiana 9 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:23 AM (up/3i)

150 Good morning horde!
and Happy Friday!
Let us contemplate the virtues of Humility and Chastity as all around us the world celebrates the sins of Pride and Lust.
Humility and Chastity sound dreadfully boring, but look around and consider, if this is a continuum, which end would you prefer to be?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:23 AM (vHIgi)

151 That's one of the dangers we face...A lot of folks are focused on THOSE six specific cities as if they will be the ones to turn the tide next time. However, I suspect they've selected six (or more) DIFFERENT cities that they can spin up on short notice should the vote tally start turning against them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (YIVH2)
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Likely, but there will also probably be some overlap with last time. It can't be any city, it has to be a big city in a narrow-margin swing state. There are only so many of them. There are more than six of them, but it won't surprise me to see, for example, Phoenix and Philadelphia and possibly Atlanta make the list a second time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:23 AM (DU+/6)

152 Trump Still Has the Magic
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But, as that article admits, not enough magic to win.

No matter what happens, we're screwed.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:23 AM (TgBWG)

153 29 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

"demented sack of rotting vegatables. . "

You have quite a way with words young man.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 07:52 AM (qoGsy)
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I would have gone with putrid vegetables

Posted by: Ciampino -- A single fact can ruin a good argument at June 02, 2023 08:24 AM (qfLjt)

154 Apple fritters: Come on to you, take all your money, leave you with STDs.

Doughnuts: Stay at home, clean house, cook dinner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:21 AM (MoZTd)
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Apple fritters and French crullers are the king and queen of doughnuts.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

155 Morning Horde , happy Friday and weekend
Thx JJ
The article about the revisions by the bureau of labor statistics reinforced my belief that the stats being put out by the government have no correlation with what is really happening to the average American. The numbers are used to justify governmental bs policies and that is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:24 AM (gCIuO)

156 90+ today and no rain again. Yard is crunchy like August.
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86F here yesterday and 90F or so predicted for today; more seasonable next week [mid-70s]

Finally hooked up the sprinkler hoses and turned on the outside water. Low 70s this morning; let the water flow alright at 07:00 hours; my backyard bunny came out; largish crow, drinking at the puddle under the tap flew away as I went to turn on the tap.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:24 AM (Vwz3I)

157 However, I suspect they've selected six (or more) DIFFERENT cities that they can spin up on short notice should the vote tally start turning against them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (YIVH2)

Republicans should try and identify cities in key states, that have low voter turn out, strong Democrat control, and a big enough populations to make a difference.

Democrats are going to get sloppy, as they saw how 2020 and 2022 was easy, so if they do try to switch cities it'll end up being someplace where observers can track such a large voting % shift, as opposed to big cities where adding 1,000 votes here or there may not seem fishy.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:25 AM (gBYJm)

158 McCarthy should hold Wray in contempt and then issue an arrest warrant to be executed by the Capitol Police. ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (RqMSv)
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You want a contempt citation, you'll get a sternly-worded letter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

159 "Machines are right. Humans are the problem."

Ha! Thanks for getting my subtle point!

We just need to understand that and not give them any power over us.

Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 08:25 AM (wsHtO)

160 146 "However, I suspect they've selected six (or more) DIFFERENT cities that they can spin up on short notice should the vote tally start turning against them."

In my fever dreams it wasn't Dominion last time, but it will be next time. Thanks to Fox, it's now legally immune.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:22 AM (RqMSv)

My theory is even with the Mail-In garbage, and even some Dao-Min Yen, Trump was still going to beat the cheat and win it. That's when either via a direct order or independent action, the individual cities and states Broke Glass Pulled Handle and just dumped the ballots after kicking out the observers. That was the emergency failsafe that they thought they wouldn't need but when they started seeing Trump about to take Georgia and then sweep across the upper midwest, they dropped the nukes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:25 AM (x0n13)

161 I like how the Official Lie on Biden's fall is that he tripped over a sandbag.

You know, the sandbag that was no where near where he fell .... Sure. Right.

But he's such an ingrained liar that he instantly tried pointing to it as the reason he fell.
He breathes lies like an honest man breathes air.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 08:26 AM (YDaBn)

162 morning horde.

it's not even 30 minutes into the workday and i've already had enough fucking hell for the entire day. it sucks when your engineering department initiates problems and confusion due to insisting on a rigid process in a fluid situation.

*smashes head into the wall*

well, covfefe is ready, might as well go see if the content cheers me up... thanks for all you do JJ.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 02, 2023 08:26 AM (Mkvkw)

163 https://tinyurl.com/yr2btyx9

I don't know how one gets "Elmo" as a nickname for Erasmus; You'd think it would be "Eras" or something, but above is something about that early (300's AD) about that early Christian martyr and Saint.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:26 AM (Keyt1)

164 McCarthy should hold Wray in contempt and then issue an arrest warrant to be executed by the Capitol Police.

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In the unlikely event that the House holds Wray in contempt, the DoJ will refuse to execute the warrant, as they did with Holder.

I don't know if Cap cops can do it. But I'm almost certain that, IIRC, the House *can* order the Sergeant-at-Arms to do it if the other corrupt authorities won't. But - that would require an act of moral courage by the GOP, so that's an academic question. Only possible in theory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 08:26 AM (oINRc)

165 @128 Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (n/6gj)

n March 2019, Luft met with four FBI officials and two DOJ prosecutors at the US Embassy in Brussels to provide information that Chinese state-controlled energy company CEFC had paid $100,000 a month to Hunter Biden and $65,000 to his uncle Jim, in exchange for their FBI connections
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Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Bg3t9)

166 re: 'Mental Health’ Is a Political Mirage

*******

Expanding so-called access to "mental health services" by certifying more psychologists LPC's* and LCSW's** to augment psychiatrists is guaranteed to increase the prevalence of mental health diagnoses.

Ask yourself what the likelihood is that an evaluation by an ancillary "mental health professional" will NOT result in a mental health diagnosis of some sort. They truly cannot "not give" you a diagnosis.

There most definitely IS a code for everything.

*LPC - licensed professional counselor
**LCSW- licensed clinical social worker

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (991eG)

167 158 McCarthy should hold Wray in contempt and then issue an arrest warrant to be executed by the Capitol Police. ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (RqMSv)
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You want a contempt citation, you'll get a sternly-worded letter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

You want a contempt citation
You'll take a sternly-worded letter.
You'll get a public ass-kissing of Wray on national TV and a mea culpa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (x0n13)

168
The article about the revisions by the bureau of labor statistics reinforced my belief that the stats being put out by the government have no correlation with what is really happening to the average American. The numbers are used to justify governmental bs policies and that is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:24 AM

I didn't read the article yet, but the last time I looked at the labor participation chart it no longer showed data back to the beginning of recording, only the past 20 years. No option to expand it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (enJYY)

169 I was at a work function last evening and was talking with an ESG queen who brought her gal pal. She was raving about their new electic car. I asked if it was a Subaru.

Seriously, she believes that advances in battery technology will solve all problems.

FFS, there are so many issues with moving to batteries, but you still need to get the energy from somewhere.

If you believe that Climate Change is an existential threat, then you should want new age nukes. Or self-immolate in front of a Chinese embassy

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (RqMSv)

170 A very large Garbage Panda has sound my bird feeding stations and he and his squirrel pals have made it their own. I liked looking at the birds and had a great variety of them come visit. Too bad I have to dismantle the stations

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (flINI)

171 Didn't see any twirling this morning so I hope Rosasharn and Salty are ok

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

172 Berkly has to be the hardest kollidge for us to speel.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 08:28 AM (jYCXf)

173 Those Brits sure know how to take care of their widows and orphans.

/sarc

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 08:28 AM (vg8N1)

174 TV: Dickhead liar Joey "magic fingers in Tara Reade" Bidet takes another face plant.

Putin or Xi: We attack tonight.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Dr Jill Elder Abusers at June 02, 2023 08:28 AM (5uy7A)

175 @ FenelonSpoke - Do we have a Die Hard review yet?

Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2023 08:29 AM (6JXmM)

176 The government has declared war on America.
'America, where are you now, don't you care about your sons and daughters?'
- Steppenwolf

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 08:29 AM (z3WCn)

177 144 Right on target Ace…my blood has been boiling since, oh, around 2000.
Posted by: FINGERS at June 02, 2023 08:21 AM (BNQkT)

To channel the great Jessie Colter one-hit wonder...

"I'm not Ace. My name is J.J."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:29 AM (x0n13)

178 @160 Spot on

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:30 AM (RqMSv)

179 What I am trying to say is my birdbath status is: Dismantled

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 08:30 AM (flINI)

180 If you believe that Climate Change is an existential threat, then you should want new age nukes. Or self-immolate in front of a Chinese embassy
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (RqMSv)
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Or drive an old car in good repair. The older, the greener. The amount of energy it takes to make a car is usually greater than the amount of energy the car will consume in its operation. The longer you can keep a car on the road, the "greener" it is. The total lifetime energy consumption per road mile declines with each new mile added to the odometer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:30 AM (DU+/6)

181 McCarthy should hold Wray in contempt and then issue an arrest warrant to be executed by the Capitol Police. ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:20 AM (RqMSv)
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The case to be tried where?

The Congress has one enforcement mechanism and an arrest warrant isn't it.

What they can do is use the power of the purse, and withhold budget money, and that's it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 08:30 AM (Bg3t9)

182
Or drive an old car in good repair. The older, the greener. The amount of energy it takes to make a car is usually greater than the amount of energy the car will consume in its operation. The longer you can keep a car on the road, the "greener" it is. The total lifetime energy consumption per road mile declines with each new mile added to the odometer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:30 AM (DU+/6)

Our 2013 Honda Odyssey is now at 306,000 miles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:31 AM (MoZTd)

183 The Oakland A’s Are America in Microcosm. Yes, That Means We’re In Trouble.
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That article shows ignorance of the franchise's history. The Philadelphia/Oakland A's have always been up and down, and it has often been caused by ownership decisions, e.g., Connie Mack in 1915. That's their history - long stretches of being lousy, with a few peaks at the Yankee level.

(Note: I omit the KC years, as they were total crap throughout.)

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:32 AM (TgBWG)

184 I was born and raised in NYC and have lived in all 5 boroughs at one time or the other, now I live in the 6th boro, which is definitely not anywhere near as good as the other 5 when it comes to bagels but it beat South Bend Indiana 9 ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:23 AM (up/3i)

Living right outside NYC I wish we had places that are serviceable, but the one place that was great is a no go for me, after getting a bagel that clearly had been dropped on the floor, pressed down in to a glob of dust and hair, and then cooked.

When i get the time to wander away from work, or it's a nice day out, I'll try to hit up Thompson Sq Bagels as they're one of the best. The real best ive had though are a place in Queens, but I'm not sure where it is since my job gets them and just puts them out. Think someone said their on Queens Blvd or Skillman, over in LIC/Sunnyside.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:32 AM (gBYJm)

185 > it's not even 30 minutes into the workday and i've already had enough fucking hell for the entire day.
______________

I used to be a Program Manager for an Army suite of HR programs... mostly for recruiting and retention purposes. My programming/admin staff was about 30 contractors half of which were onsite. Every day we had some sort of "issue." Many not of our own doing.

I honestly feel your pain.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 08:33 AM (Q4IgG)

186 @160

>>My theory is even with the Mail-In garbage, and even some Dao-Min Yen, Trump was still going to beat the cheat and win it. That's when either via a direct order or independent action, the individual cities and states Broke Glass Pulled Handle and just dumped the ballots after kicking out the observers.

We know for a fact that there was some algorithmic/vote injection as massive spikes in vote totals happened that could not have been the result of physical scanning.

There was also the fact that two dozen Dominion USB keys were stolen out of an election office in PA.

Bottom line, the 2020 Election was illegitimate and everyone knows this, even Donks, which is why they are actively criminalizing anyone who even dares to question the legitimacy of 2020.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 08:33 AM (up/3i)

187 Our 2013 Honda Odyssey is now at 306,000 miles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:31 AM (MoZTd)

Where in the hell have you been driving??

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 08:34 AM (88xKn)

188 Has the sandbag announced its primary run yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 08:34 AM (c9yiW)

189 Pinto and other critics said the Trump E.O. was a harbinger of "fascism." In the New Republic, the architectural critic Kate Wagner said Trump was catering to the "architectural ideologies of the Nazis." In a since-deleted tweet, urban studies professor Renee Tapp compared Trump to Stalin and Mussolini, saying he, like them, "love classical architecture." The Chicago Sun-Times quipped that "Mussolini, Franco and a particular failed German art student all pushed for a singular, classically inspired state architecture intended to project tradition, order and the superiority of the state."

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (BRHaw)

190 Keep in mind that not one Republican, no not a single one that claims they are conservative, on J6, said, "This is bullshit. These are Republicans, these are my constituents-- they are not dangerous and I am f'ing going out there to talk to them. Not hiding like a pansy-ass coward."

If one, even one, had done that, the whole set-up would have been exposed, collapsed.

But the Dems know their Republican allies well. And they know that all of them are frauds. And they know that all of them are deathly afraid of unfiltered, unscripted interactions with conservatives.
Any of you hear at all of a Republican holding a town hall anymore? Covid is over. What's their excuse. Scumbag cowards--mug for the media, hide from the voters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (YDaBn)

191 how da fuck did I do that?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (BRHaw)

192
I don't know if Cap cops can do it. But I'm almost certain that, IIRC, the House *can* order the Sergeant-at-Arms to do it if the other corrupt authorities won't. But - that would require an act of moral courage by the GOP, so that's an academic question. Only possible in theory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 08:26 AM (oINRc)

It would also take the leadership of the Capitol police to not be corrupt, and the fact they let their officers murder a woman (not to mention shoot directly in the direction of another officer) shows that they're as corrupt as every other DC institution.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (gBYJm)

193 Yeah, but who you going to get to volunteer to attach the electrodes to Stacy Abrams inner thighs?

Scientists Claim They Can Convert Humidity into Energy Using Almost Any Material
______

Gee, thanks a lot. I guess I didn't need those calories I had for breakfast.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (TgBWG)

194 179 What I am trying to say is my birdbath status is: Dismantled
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Alas!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:36 AM (vHIgi)

195 I do not see this in cut and paste

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:36 AM (BRHaw)

196 Where in the hell have you been driving??
Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 08:34 AM (88xKn)
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Odyssey: a long wandering or voyage usually marked by many changes of fortune.

I dunno about his fortunes, but the car is living up to the "long and wandering voyage" part of the name. Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:36 AM (DU+/6)

197 127 Mmmmm... Apple fritters.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

Lemon filled doughnuts with the white icing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 08:36 AM (zZu0s)

198 If you haven't seen Final Days yet, I recommend it. Highly.......

https://rumble.com/embed/pj.v2oekqu/

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

199 Scott Presler has been teaching people how to set up ballot harvesting stations. There's no way to track how effective it will be, because it's just individuals setting them up. Ronna McDaniels won't give Scott the time of day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (ouTlx)

200 You know, for the based, keto loving blog, we talk a lot about pastry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (zZu0s)

201 What I am trying to say is my birdbath status is: Dismantled
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Why do you hate birds?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

202 @183 the KC Athletic years were crap for KC , but they were great for the Yankees. The Yankees used the A's as their farm team in 50s and early 60s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (gCIuO)

203 The life of the writer is one of ascetic, tortured loneliness in the struggle to weave tapestries of the mind. A writer should never be concerned with economy of words, and should as many of them as necessary and the more, the better. Posted by: Marcel Proust at June 02, 2023 07:56 AM (DU+/6)
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Thanks for the morning chuckles. Love the hash!

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (MIKMs)

204 Thanks TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (T4tVD)

205 Happy National Doughnut Day! 🍩🍩
Posted by: redridinghood

I'm eating a vanilla frosted right now.

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 08:38 AM (T4tVD)

206 how da fuck did I do that?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (BRHaw)

[ s ]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

207
Where in the hell have you been driving??
Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 08:34 AM (88xKn)

It was our main show vehicle before we bought the RV. So it's been all over the place. A lot of those are "good miles" and we take very good care of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:38 AM (MoZTd)

208 If you believe that Climate Change is an existential threat, then you should want new age nukes. Or self-immolate in front of a Chinese embassy
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:27 AM (RqMSv)

If they really thought climate change was a problem the best thing for them to do would be to jump into a canyon, as it will eliminate their carbon footprint, make sure they don't produce any spawn that will pollute the earth, and they'll feed a few buzzards.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:38 AM (gBYJm)

209 British Air Force to Pay Out After Discriminating Against "Useless White Male Pilots" in Recruitment Process
________

Thank God that, in 1940, they had enough black and brown LGBTQIA++ pilots to win the Battle of Britain.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:39 AM (TgBWG)

210 Thanks for the morning chuckles. Love the hash!
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 02, 2023 08:37 AM (MIKMs)
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LOL. I dunno why I thought of Proust, but it is what it is. *Nobody* should have to think of Proust this early in the morning. Or later in the day, for that matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:39 AM (DU+/6)

211 Scientists Claim They Can Convert Humidity into Energy Using Almost Any Material
______

Gee, thanks a lot. I guess I didn't need those calories I had for breakfast.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2023 08:35 AM (TgBWG)
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I misread that as "Scientists claim they can convert HUMANITY into energy."

I suppose that's true if you fire up the furnaces...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (YIVH2)

212 I was impressed with the way Biden popped back up.
Posted by: fd

I'm surprised they didn't blame Trump !

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (T4tVD)

213 I'm ready to vote for a presidential candidate that will eliminate the federal EPA. It's only 1 of 51 EPAs in the US, so it shouldn't be a big deal. Throw in the Dept. of Education as well. Come on someone, anyone, win my vote. It's not that hard.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (fs1hN)

214 And make your own bagels! It's not hard. You get the good chewy kind and it's fun to do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (ouTlx)

215 184
Living right outside NYC I wish we had places that are serviceable, but the one place that was great is a no go for me, after getting a bagel that clearly had been dropped on the floor, pressed down in to a glob of dust and hair, and then cooked.

When i get the time to wander away from work, or it's a nice day out, I'll try to hit up Thompson Sq Bagels as they're one of the best. The real best ive had though are a place in Queens, but I'm not sure where it is since my job gets them and just puts them out. Think someone said their on Queens Blvd or Skillman, over in LIC/Sunnyside.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:32 AM (gBYJm

Ess-a-Bagel on 1st Avenue an East 19th St.

Bagel Bob's on University Place.

Queens: Forest Hills Bagels on Queens Blvd. and 69th Road

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (x0n13)

216
I do not see this in cut and paste

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:36 AM

I viewed 'selection source' and the [ s ] and [ / s ] are there. Probably not where you wanted them, but there.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (enJYY)

217 British Air Force to Pay Out After Discriminating Against "Useless White Male Pilots" in Recruitment Process
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The absurdity there is particularly rich. Britain was an empire, yes, but it was *not* a multi-ethnic place. Those "useless white men" built the entire country, from savages in trees all the way to a globe-spanning empire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:41 AM (DU+/6)

218 If they really thought climate change was a problem the best thing for them to do would be to jump into a canyon, as it will eliminate their carbon footprint, make sure they don't produce any spawn that will pollute the earth, and they'll feed a few buzzards.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:38 AM (gBYJm)
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They'd never do that because buzzard farts contribute to carbon in the atmosphere.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:41 AM (YIVH2)

219 Meet The Violent Anarchist Behind DHS's 'Pyramid Of Far-Right Radicalization' Scandal
=====================
The DHS paying $350K directly to an Antifa radical makes the DHS an accessory to resulting Antifa law-breaking and violence. Hard to get your mind around that one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 08:41 AM (upe25)

220 I'm eating a vanilla frosted right now.
Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 08:38 AM (T4tVD)
*****
Yum!
I dream about french crullers with vanilla frosting.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

221 "it sucks when your engineering department initiates problems and confusion due to insisting on a rigid process in a fluid situation."

This happens all the time. Tis the nature of the beast.

Management, it's what's for breakfast.

I remember an IBM ad where there was a crisis and the head person was polling the team and everyone was passing the buck, essentially saying "Not my job". Then the head person (a black woman in this case which I thought was hysterical) asked why all these problems hadn't been addressed, the last person said "That would be your job".

Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 08:42 AM (wsHtO)

222 To be fair to CEFC, Hunters C.V. did have all of that Burisma experience backing him up.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:42 AM (Vwz3I)

223 I viewed 'selection source' and the [ s ] and [ / s ] are there. Probably not where you wanted them, but there.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (enJYY)

thanks it was in my cut and paste

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (BRHaw)

224 Posted by: Bete at June 02, 2023 08:29 AM (6JXmM)

We only saw about 40 minutes or so, because spouse had to turn it off to go to bed He gets up about 4;45 and so do I.
I will say this so far; It's interesting (to me) that an action film has so much humor, that I think Alan Rickman uses his face-his smile (which almost looks like the baring of teeth of an animal) and eyes very well to play his part, and that the dark humor of John sending down the dead terrorist in a santa suit which says "I now have a machine gun, Ho! Ho Ho" works very well as play off against Gruber. Bruce Willis does a great job.

Oh, yes; Even though it takes place at Christmas I would not call it a "Christmas film"

Thanks very for your interest and I will try to write more as I see more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (Keyt1)

225
And make your own bagels! It's not hard. You get the good chewy kind and it's fun to do.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (ouTlx)

I've always thought about trying breads. If it doesn't work out, we have plenty of garbage disposals.

Once we accidentally left some liver too long in the oven and it was basically carbonized. Her Majesty took it all down to the kennel. Far from the guys spurning it, HM nearly had her fingers sawn off. Many bops on the nose were administered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (MoZTd)

226 @215, 184 one of the few good things about the invasion of Ulster county by NYC refugees is that they brought good bagel places with them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (gCIuO)

227 >>Luft had met with FBI and Justice Department officials in 2019 at the U.S. Embassy in Brussels, where he provided information that CEFC, a Chinese state-controlled energy company, had given Hunter Biden $100,000 a month and Joe Biden's brother, Jim Biden, $65,000 a month in exchange for their connections with the FBI and use of the family surname to promote the Chinese Communist Party's Belt and Road Initiative.

Read that paragraph again. "in exchange for their connections with the FBI..."

Exactly who is Wray protecting?

https://tinyurl.com/4pswwnra

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (ZLI7S)

228 Ess-a-Bagel on 2nd Avenue in/near the East Village.

Bagel Bob's on University Place.

Queens: Forest Hills Bagels on Queens Blvd. and 69th Road

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:40 AM (x0n13)

Ive now favorited these in my Google maps for further investigation!

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (gBYJm)

229 H&H Bagels 2nd near 80th

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (RqMSv)

230 Or self-immolate in front of a Chinese embassy
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That only works against democracy.

Posted by: zombie Buddhist monk at June 02, 2023 08:44 AM (Vwz3I)

231 And we should have watched it long before this, because it really is a film for guys (Although I'm quite enjoying it) and son and spouse are having a fun time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:44 AM (Keyt1)

232 I'm no expert, but Congress cannot simply have someone arrested (not yet, anyway). So Congress can go ahead and issue a contempt citation, but unless the DoJ decides to pursue it (take a wild guess here), it ends right there.

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:45 AM (geLO8)

233 >>Far from being under mortal threat by selfie-taking Americans in the Rotunda above, Pelosi is surrounded by her security detail as she is led to a chauffeured vehicle. Her daughter also traveled with her mother to the Army base located two miles from the Capitol.

Pelosi, who was in charge of the Capital Police that day, refused multiple requests to increase the force that day, just as Trump's requests to have National Guard troops there to deal with expected rally turnout.

It was an op.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:46 AM (mo/0F)

234 Oh, yes; Even though it takes place at Christmas I would not call it a "Christmas film"

Thanks very for your interest and I will try to write more as I see more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (Keyt1)

rhennigantx family strongly disagrees!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:46 AM (BRHaw)

235 Oh, yes; Even though it takes place at Christmas I would not call it a "Christmas film"

Thanks very for your interest and I will try to write more as I see more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (Keyt1)

It's the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Economy of words?

In Math (yes, there is no math here), there is the term "Necessary and Sufficient," meaning what is necessary but only what is necessary.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 08:47 AM (vg8N1)

237 Pelosi, who was in charge of the Capital Police that day, refused multiple requests to increase the force that day, just as Trump's requests to have National Guard troops there to deal with expected rally turnout.

It was an op.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:46 AM (mo/0F)

AOC was about 2 miles down that road.
It was all bullshit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:47 AM (BRHaw)

238 Yeah, but who you going to get to volunteer to attach the electrodes to Stacy Abrams inner thighs?

Scientists Claim They Can Convert Humidity into Energy Using Almost Any Material
______

Brings a whole new meaning to "Stacy Abrams is going to empower Georgia!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 08:47 AM (q5Sxq)

239 how da fuck did I do that?
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Typed [ s ] instead of [ i ], Grasshopper.

Posted by: zombie Buddhist monk at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (Vwz3I)

240 "Brevity is the soul of wit."

True.

Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (wsHtO)

241
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 08:47 AM (vg8N1)

I think it was James Watson who said that no scientific paper should be more than two pages long.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (MoZTd)

242
My local Aldi's has very good bagels. "LF" brand, who I've never heard of.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (enJYY)

243 "It was an op."

If we learn that whoever planted the bombs the night before was a Ray Epps type, then Nancy's cathedral of lies collapses. Proof positive about the whole shebang.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (RqMSv)

244 @224 Fenelon Spoke. Amazing thing to me was that Die Hard was Alan Rickman's first movie role. Absolutely nailed it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (gCIuO)

245 @224 Fenelon Spoke. Amazing thing to me was that Die Hard was Alan Rickman's first movie role. Absolutely nailed it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (gCIuO)

Asian Dawn?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

246 "Be patient, then, brothers and sisters, until the Lord’s coming. See how the farmer waits for the land to yield its valuable crop, patiently waiting for the autumn and spring rains. You too, be patient and stand firm, because the Lord’s coming is near."

James 5:7-8

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2023 08:49 AM (J47y1)

247 Kurt Schlicter on the podcast. Great get! I can’t wait to listen.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 02, 2023 08:49 AM (d9Cw3)

248 Oh, Fen, you're just now discovering Die Hard?
What fun - love that movie!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:49 AM (mo/0F)

249 The 2020 state hearings, pulled together, detailed how the fraud was done:
1) ballots for state A were printed in state B
2) those ballots were then filled out in state B or state C. Either by machine or workers told they were filling "test" ballots.
3) state A filled ballots were then shipped to state A
4) where they were injected into the stream, via harvesters, or--as in PA--bulk dumps. Once they got that postmark, they were fully laundered and "legitimate."

All but 4 were not crimes in that jurisdiction. Most of 4 was done by people completely ignorant they were dropping fraudulent ballots for postmark. To say nothing of the Supreme Court deciding the statute of limitations on stealing a Presidential election is 3 months.
The Kraken, Dominion, secret watermarks, etc.--all deliberate distractions.

And, do you see the dirt-cheap cost to pull this off? Not even a million dollars ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 08:49 AM (YDaBn)

250 I think that the greatest Christmas film- that's not really Biblical- of all time may be " A Charlie Brown Christmas," and interestingly enough as many people know, TPTB wanted Linus quoting the Gospel out of the cartoon and Schultz
vehemently disagreed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:50 AM (Keyt1)

251 I use the bagel recipe from The Homemade Kitchen by Alana Chernila. You put the raised bagel briefly into boiling water before you bake. That's what makes them chewy. They freeze well too. And Spice House makes the Everything seasoning for them, although I will probably just do sesame seeds this time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:50 AM (ouTlx)

252 @245 I read about them in Time magazine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:50 AM (gCIuO)

253 This sounds like Disney has already got their stronk wamman Indy replacement movie in production now:

Indiana Abortionist and the Outing of Minor Rape Victims

https://tinyurl.com/yckj6zhd

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2023 08:51 AM (RJQ8g)

254
...Oh, yes; Even though it takes place at Christmas I would not call it a "Christmas film"...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM

what is this heresy?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:51 AM (ENBF0)

255 Read that paragraph again. "in exchange for their connections with the FBI..."

Exactly who is Wray protecting?
___

Trump, obviously.

Posted by: State Media at June 02, 2023 08:51 AM (fs1hN)

256 You all know my feelings, which I'm sure many if not all of you agree with. Paul/Kurt right now lifting his head from the subway glory-hole notwithstanding.

What am I, stale rugelach?

Posted by: Sid at June 02, 2023 08:51 AM (a3Q+t)

257 228
Ive now favorited these in my Google maps for further investigation!
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (gBYJm)

Not bagels, but Andre's Hungarian bakery near the bagel joint on Queens Blvd. in Forest Hills, and his cafe/bakery on the Upper East Side.

My favorites.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 08:52 AM (x0n13)

258 Lol.

Ted Cruz projecting his own and the Republican party's Failure Theater onto the conservative public, in regards to the Target boycott.

My favorite line: "“You can be annoyed at Disney, but if your kids really want to go to Disney World, that can be hard to say no to. There’re not a lot of alternatives. There’s Six Flags, but Disney World is a pretty unique offering,”

Tel me you are a weak cuck without saying you are a weak cuck.

https://tinyurl.com/272n2e9d

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 08:52 AM (IAwid)

259 Here in this part of Kentucky you get bagels at the grocery store or Walmart.

The few actual bakeries around don't do much more than breads, pastries, pies and cookies. And charge an arm and leg for them. And are far away.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)

260 Alan Rickman makes a good Die Hard great.
He's even great in not-so-good movies. Like that Kevin Costner Robin Hood flick.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:53 AM (RqMSv)

261 >>Die Hard was Alan Rickman's first movie role. Absolutely nailed it

Right?
The way he demanded the release of prisoners somewhere, then shrugs at one of his men, "I read about it in Newsweek" is so funny. A bad guy who is clever and clearly enjoying himself instead of a generic bad guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:53 AM (mo/0F)

262 Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (gCIuO)

I didn't know that. Thanks. Having a career as classically trained actor with a great voice really helps one in movies, but I preferred the former dancer Boris Gudonov in "Witness"

And for the ladies-or some of them-Alan Rickman is wonderful as well as handsome-in Jane Austen's "Sense and Sensibility".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:53 AM (Keyt1)

263 >>Charles McGonigal — who’s accused of taking illegal payments from a Russian oligarch and a former Albanian spy — is also linked to Biden through the FBI’s investigation of Chi Ping Patrick Ho, who was arrested by agents at JFK Airport on Nov. 18, 2017.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8uw8fk

McGonigal indicted.

https://tinyurl.com/yp9wtkds

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 08:53 AM (ZLI7S)

264 Alan Rickman makes a good Die Hard great.
He's even great in not-so-good movies. Like that Kevin Costner Robin Hood flick.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 08:53 AM (RqMSv)
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He can ham it up and chew the scenery with the best of them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:54 AM (YIVH2)

265 What is the goal of a political battle?"
Want the Next President to be a Republican? Steer Clear of Trump
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I'm open to any argument but thus article is particularly pernicious. It's Trump Bad, DeSantis Good. And it buys into "polling" on DeSantis before he has been defined for the nation. Before SNL and Colbert do their fake "viral" clips of him.

And he will be defined because Democrats *already* have Republicans branded. So he will be standard heartless Republican in the vein of Romney with an added anti-gay and "worse than Trump" bent.

People really forget what it was like for us before Trump came along. Then again most of those people thought Ted Cruz stood a national chance, which he did not.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 08:54 AM (CYaiq)

266 The Deep State is standing by Biden for one reason. He is the only Dem who can carry the rust belt. Especially Penn

Posted by: Jonah at June 02, 2023 08:54 AM (wI01a)

267 Amazing thing to me was that Die Hard was Alan Rickman's first movie role. Absolutely nailed it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:48 AM (gCIuO)
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For sure. Rickman hit the ground running for sure. He makes "Die Hard" just as much as Willis does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:55 AM (DU+/6)

268 I cannot read comments about the plot because I'm still watching it and I don't want o know in advance.

And I was very touched that Ace-or someone else-put me in the sidebar.

Sorry to take the thread off track of politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:55 AM (Keyt1)

269 Many bops on the nose were administered.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM

At long last, the mystery of who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop has been solved.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 08:55 AM (a3Q+t)

270 And, do you see the dirt-cheap cost to pull this off? Not even a million dollars ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 08:49 AM (YDaBn)

I think Maricopa had 37k more ballots than voters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:56 AM (BRHaw)

271 My favorite line: "“You can be annoyed at Disney, but if your kids really want to go to Disney World, that can be hard to say no to. There’re not a lot of alternatives. There’s Six Flags, but Disney World is a pretty unique offering,”

What an asshole.

How about it's time to start doing without.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 08:56 AM (oJm/a)

272 Rickman was hysterical as the voice was of Marvin the paranoid android in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 08:56 AM (gCIuO)

273 For sure. Rickman hit the ground running for sure. He makes "Die Hard" just as much as Willis does.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 08:55 AM (DU+/6)

He should have come back for DH II!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:56 AM (BRHaw)

274 Not one damn penny taken away for the FBI-Stasi

Posted by: Jonah at June 02, 2023 08:56 AM (wI01a)

275 That AI drone that attacked the controller instead of aborting the mission ... that HAS to be programmed into the drone. Do they have CCP programmers in their midst?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Cus5s)

276
He should have come back for DH II!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:56 AM (BRHaw)

The Ghostbusters / Die Hard mashup.

Genius......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Thanks very for your interest and I will try to write more as I see more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 AM (Keyt1)

It's one of my Top 5 movies. Great great film and it sounds like you're really going to enjoy the rest. Don't get caught up in the Christmas stuff. I

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 08:57 AM (dNuD+)

278 "Life...don't talk to be about Life"

Posted by: Marvin at June 02, 2023 08:58 AM (wsHtO)

279 275 That AI drone that attacked the controller instead of aborting the mission ... that HAS to be programmed into the drone. Do they have CCP programmers in their midst?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Cus5s)

Come with me if you want to die!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 08:58 AM (BRHaw)

280 That AI drone that attacked the controller instead of aborting the mission ... that HAS to be programmed into the drone. Do they have CCP programmers in their midst?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Cus5s)

But it's AI. You can trust it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

281 The one thing Dominion might have done is allowed the vote harvesting outfits to know which voters had voted, and whose vote was ripe to steal.

But, even that is irrelevant-- they were counting all votes no matter what. That's what any tampering with the machines was, to read any and all ballots.

We here could have easily pooled the money and resources to insert 100,000 ballots into PA .....

But, no need: They won't pull this fraud on Ron cause he's smart, effective and quick witted ... no, no-- they will play fair with him

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 08:59 AM (YDaBn)

282 That AI drone that attacked the controller instead of aborting the mission ... that HAS to be programmed into the drone. Do they have CCP programmers in their midst?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Cus5s)
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Chinese-manufactured parts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 08:59 AM (YIVH2)

283 Good morning, J.J. Good morning, Horde.
Happy Friday.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 08:59 AM (53oGX)

284
I didn't know that. Thanks. Having a career as classically trained actor with a great voice really helps one in movies, but I preferred the former dancer Boris Gudonov in "Witness"

All I remember of Boris Gudonov from "Witness" is that he must've had or have terrible gum disease.

Check out his gum levels and the gaps between his teeth.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (RJQ8g)

285 @275 was the drone controller's name Dave "I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (gCIuO)

286 >.I cannot read comments about the plot because I'm still watching it and I don't want o know in advance.

Vader is Luke's father. Crazy, huh?

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (geLO8)

287 Fear not my intrepid people, for it is the eve of my 39th anniversary of my 29th birthday. And even through my birthday occurs during pride month, life is good.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

288 >>“You can be annoyed at Disney, but if your kids really want to go to Disney World, that can be hard to say no to. There’re not a lot of alternatives. There’s Six Flags, but Disney World is a pretty unique offering,”

Your kids want to spend family time doing fun things, Ted. If you can't find alternatives to Disney World - go to the beach, a minor league baseball game, a hike , a historic site - you can't be helped. And if you're implying *we* can't find alternatives, then you really are an idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (mo/0F)

289 >>The Deep State is standing by Biden for one reason. He is the only Dem who can carry the rust belt. Especially Penn

As long as Democrats are allowed to cheat in places like PA, WI and MI any Democrat can win. A half eaten bag of Cheetos can win.

It's not just the Biden's who are corrupt. The deep state permanent bureaucracy is as corrupt as they are. Just like the Clintons, the Obamas and a host of other leftist power brokers.

Does anyone really believe that all this corruption was going on for decades and our super smart intel community had no idea? How is it that we know right down to the names of foreign actors who were paying the Biden's but the intel community totally missed it?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (ZLI7S)

290 A sandbag is the bollard of stumbling blocks.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (991eG)

291 >.I cannot read comments about the plot because I'm still watching it and I don't want o know in advance.

Vader is Luke's father. Crazy, huh?
Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (geLO

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Bruce Willis was dead through most of the movie...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

292 Gay Floridians Are Leaving in Droves, Says Pride Organizer. It is increasingly dangerous if you are not white and straight. The HATE is palpable--coming from all sides...recent legislation under Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has triggered what they’d call a “mass migration” out of the state.

A minority of very hateful people have taken complete control of the state and it is becoming a Fascist cesspool.

Millions of dollars and brains leaving too, between this migration of lgbtq folks and the Disney (and other business) losses. Seems like we are reverting back to a new and equally hideous Jim Crow era.

Worse, extremism experts and LGBTQ advocates warn that running will encouraging the fascists to more and greater threats -- against those who remain in FL, yes, but also elsewhere. None of the Target stores that received bomb threats were in FL.

The blue states are about to get a whole lot bluer, and the red redder. The polarization is only going to keep increasing as the country continues to Balkanize. Shit...which of you Morons is posting over there?!?!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (NCgXW)

293 Those who would sacrifice liberty for comfort deserve re-election.

Or something.

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Posted by: Ciampino --- A single fact can ruin a good argument at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (qfLjt)

295 In Math (yes, there is no math here), there is the term "Necessary and Sufficient," meaning what is necessary but only what is necessary.
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'Omit excess words.' Strunk & White, Elements of Style.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (MIKMs)

296 I remember reading in the run-up to the 2020 election that the Dems had war gamed the election to ensure it was fortified because of [fill in left wing nonsense that sounds noble]. My theory is they counted votes carefully, determined Sponge Brain would lose, and then targeted the key swing states with the proper number electoral votes, had large cities/counties with reliable election officials with stunning come from behind Democrat win experience, statistically modeled the number of ballots needed, prepared them including delivery, set loose the ballot harvesters, and spun of the propaganda machine and lawyers to control the post election narrative. Looking back very few votes in a handful of places statistically speaking were all that was needed to change the election outcome. And they also knew that Trump was completely unprepared to fight them - compare his response to what happened in the Florida for the Bush-Gore contest; that was close but the GOP were solid in their response. Then multiply that amount of legal/political expertise needed in a few short days by 6 different jurisdictions. Trump never stood a chance to fight them.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (a175k)

297 Boris Gudonov was very funny in "The Money Pit".

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (gmo/4)

298 Alan Rickman favoritev Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (z3WCn)

299 Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (Keyt1)

300 As long as Democrats are allowed to cheat in places like PA, WI and MI any Democrat can win. A half eaten bag of Cheetos can win.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (ZLI7S)
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Dang it! I just finished off a bag of Cheetos!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (YIVH2)

301 281 The one thing Dominion might have done is allowed the vote harvesting outfits to know which voters had voted, and whose vote was ripe to steal.

But, even that is irrelevant-- they were counting all votes no matter what. That's what any tampering with the machines was, to read any and all ballots.

We here could have easily pooled the money and resources to insert 100,000 ballots into PA .....

But, no need: They won't pull this fraud on Ron cause he's smart, effective and quick witted ... no, no-- they will play fair with him
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 08:59 AM (YDaBn)

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Dominion's system is leaky and insecure by design. It seems to be easily compromised by local actors in several different ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

302 Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (Keyt1)

Thanks!

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (gmo/4)

303 .I cannot read comments about the plot because I'm still watching it and I don't want o know in advance.

Vader is Luke's father. Crazy, huh?
Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (geLO
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Bruce Willis was dead through most of the movie...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

I thought he was drowned in a pothole mud puddle.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (RJQ8g)

304 Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (z3WCn)

I just saw that about a year ago. Very fun movie!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (Keyt1)

305 300 As long as Democrats are allowed to cheat in places like PA, WI and MI any Democrat can win. A half eaten bag of Cheetos can win.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (ZLI7S)
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Dang it! I just finished off a bag of Cheetos!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:02 AM (YIVH2)

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Perfessor Squirrel, please report to the FBI for questioning on a presidential assassination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (LvTSG)

306 @298 "Are we there yet?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (gCIuO)

307
They blow up the shark.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (enJYY)

308 Empty Bag of Cheetos is a racist. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Half Eaten Bag of Cheetos at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (9UlRk)

309 285 @275 was the drone controller's name Dave "I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2023 09:00 AM (gCIuO)

HAL IBM

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (BRHaw)

310 "I think it was James Watson who said that no scientific paper should be more than two pages long."

I had to read the Watson-Crick DNA paper in HS. It's been called a 900 word prose poem, with the kicker:

"It has not escaped our notice that the specific
pairing we have postulated immediately suggests a
possible copying mechanism for the genetic material."

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 02, 2023 09:04 AM (RqMSv)

311 The Titanic sinks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:04 AM (9UlRk)

312 Dorothy goes home and we're not sure if it was real or all just a dream.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:04 AM (gmo/4)

313 Just don’t ask Boris Godunov about that Time of Troubles business…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:04 AM (c9yiW)

314 "that HAS to be programmed into the drone. "

There is no "classical" programming associated with AI implementation. What the program does is "learn". The programmers inadvertently taught the AI that the operator was a threat to it's mission by refusing to award points. Then it got "creative" which is the actual point of AI.

Posted by: Marvin at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (wsHtO)

315 292 Millions of dollars and brains leaving too, between this migration of lgbtq folks and the Disney (and other business) losses. Seems like we are reverting back to a new and equally hideous Jim Crow era.

Worse, extremism experts and LGBTQ advocates warn that running will encouraging the fascists to more and greater threats -- against those who remain in FL, yes, but also elsewhere. None of the Target stores that received bomb threats were in FL.

The blue states are about to get a whole lot bluer, and the red redder. The polarization is only going to keep increasing as the country continues to Balkanize. Shit...which of you Morons is posting over there?!?!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (NCgXW)

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IT WAS ME!!! (not really)

But, this is just fascinating. They're convinced that FL's population is decreasing? That's just nonsense. Sounds like they have some anecdotes about gay people leaving the state, though. So,...that's a good thing. Stop trying to make FL into Austin. Austin sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

316 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

Would you believe me if I said I never saw the Star Wars movie where it is announced that Darth is Luke Skywalker's father?

Just kidding. That is one blockbuster which I did see.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (Keyt1)

317 ... A minority of very hateful people have taken complete control of the state and it is becoming a Fascist cesspool. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (NCgXW)
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Setting aside the qualitative aspect of this (the "hateful fascist" nonsense), this is something that can be checked. He won in 2022 with a damn near 20% margin of victory, the most in generations and the most for a Florida Republican in more than a century.

That is a landslide. A blowout. A drubbing. That is most decidedly *not* a "minority."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (DU+/6)

318 311 The Titanic sinks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:04 AM (9UlRk)

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Dammit!

*turns off Time Bandits*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

319 Fear not my intrepid people, for it is the eve of my 39th anniversary of my 29th birthday. And even through my birthday occurs during pride month, life is good.

Posted by: Archer

Happy Birthday. Hope the weather in the Black Hills is good for you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (XGZoL)

320 Let me know when they (the gays) have vacated Key West.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (vg8N1)

321 Kaiser Soze is gay

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (9UlRk)

322 317 Setting aside the qualitative aspect of this (the "hateful fascist" nonsense), this is something that can be checked. He won in 2022 with a damn near 20% margin of victory, the most in generations and the most for a Florida Republican in more than a century.

That is a landslide. A blowout. A drubbing. That is most decidedly *not* a "minority."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (DU+/6)

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But all of the FL DU commenters hate DeSantis! That obvious means that they're the majority in real life! The internet is real life!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (LvTSG)

323 Turning Point Action pledges $5 million to Wisconsin ballot chasing efforts in collaboration with Scott Presler
"They are one of the few grassroots orgs that truly understands the urgency behind early voting and ballot chasing efforts."

https://tinyurl.com/mv85b59u

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

324 But, this is just fascinating. They're convinced that FL's population is decreasing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, Boca isn't called God's Waiting Room for nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (GIBR7)

325 Unless we manage the voter rolls like democrats and DeSantis in Florida any further election in the swing states is questionable at best.

See Jay Valentine's work at omega4america.com. Until republicans follow his fractal technologies we will lose.

Posted by: Danimal28 at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (klw0w)

326 323 Turning Point Action pledges $5 million to Wisconsin ballot chasing efforts in collaboration with Scott Presler
"They are one of the few grassroots orgs that truly understands the urgency behind early voting and ballot chasing efforts."

https://tinyurl.com/mv85b59u
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

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I sure hope my black pill is unrealistic and all we need to do is ballot harvest harder, but I'm doubtful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (LvTSG)

327 Cali Western Bagals. The best.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (XWOK2)

328 Gudonov was almost charming in "The Money Pit."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (vg8N1)

329 The Titanic sinks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:04 AM (9UlRk)

He never really dances with any wolves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Happy Birthday. Hope the weather in the Black Hills is good for you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (XGZoL)

Thanks! Sunny and 57 F right now going to 75 F.

(And I'm working today)

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (gmo/4)

331 encouraging the fascists to more and greater threats -- against those who remain in FL, yes, but also elsewhere. None of the Target stores that received bomb threats were in FL.
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Gee. Someone has seen in the MSM and leftist sources that it's the radical gays making the bomb threats for Target backing down to the Xianists!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (Vwz3I)

332 And he will be defined because Democrats *already* have Republicans branded. So he will be standard heartless Republican in the vein of Romney with an added anti-gay and "worse than Trump" bent.
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They already have the killshot--"Desantis wants to take us back to the 1950's"
You think it's dumb. I think it's dumb. But then the same people supporting Ron will go on how Trump is toxic to suburban women.
Oh, you mean the exact audience that is extraordinarily sensitive to the charge of "going backward?"
"But when they hear Ron speak, they'll know that's not true!"
Sure, and Romney gave a woman cancer, and Trump admitted he sexually assaults women. And Palin said she could see Russia from her house.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (YDaBn)

333 331 encouraging the fascists to more and greater threats -- against those who remain in FL, yes, but also elsewhere. None of the Target stores that received bomb threats were in FL.
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Gee. Someone has seen in the MSM and leftist sources that it's the radical gays making the bomb threats for Target backing down to the Xianists!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (Vwz3I)

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That bit is my favorite. FL is such a hotbed of anti-gay violence that not even one Target was threatened with a bomb!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (LvTSG)

334
Well, Boca isn't called God's Waiting Room for nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:06 AM (GIBR7)

Boca, deez nuts?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Gudonov was almost charming in "The Money Pit."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (vg8N1)

Don't tickle. Paint.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (gmo/4)

336 Taylor was on Earth the whole time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (c9yiW)

337 Always, not almost.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:09 AM (vg8N1)

338 You can be annoyed at Disney, but if your kids really want to go to Disney World, that can be hard to say no to. There’re not a lot of alternatives. There’s Six Flags, but Disney World is a pretty unique offering,

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LOL, OMG.

This is explains a lot about Ted Cruz' whacko kid. I'm a pushover for my kids. Especially the girls. But there *are* lines I won't cross, and the Disney shit is one of them. No Disney World. No Disney+. None of that. I've compromised insofar as I allow the toddler to have Minnie Mouse clothes, as long they are used, and no $$$ go to the Rat.

But if you can't tell your kid "no" to some groomer shit, because Six Flags doesn't have as cool of a groomer thing on offer, it should be no surprise when they start shrieking "I hate you daddy, because I'm a gay nonbinary hoozle-whatsit now, and I'm gonna kill myself, reeeee!"

Not that it can't happen anyway, but that kind of weak-kneed cuck shit practically guarantees it in our society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 09:09 AM (oINRc)

339 The Titanic sinks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

My grandfather kept telling people over and over and over that the Titanic was going to sink.

Up until the time they escorted him from the movie theater.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:09 AM (GIBR7)

340 Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:07 AM (vg8N1)

I thought he was a likeable guy in "Witness".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:09 AM (Keyt1)

341 Biden will address the nation on debt bill at 7pm ET.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

342 317 ...this is something that can be checked. He won in 2022 with a damn near 20% margin of victory, the most in generations and the most for a Florida Republican in more than a century.

That is a landslide. A blowout. A drubbing. That is most decidedly *not* a "minority."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM

He stole the election by suppressing Democrat voters. Blacks, women, and especially LGBTQIA2S+ most affected! Plus, they framed his opponent with lies and slander...he's the one they framed with the gay male prostitute and drugs, right? Who cares....vote Blue no matter who!!!!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 02, 2023 09:10 AM (NCgXW)

343 336 Taylor was on Earth the whole time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (c9yiW)

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Dammit!

*turns off first season of Doctor Who*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:10 AM (LvTSG)

344 As I understand it, Universal Studios in Orlando is a lot more fun for kids and parents.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:10 AM (vg8N1)

345 131 I am amazed that anyone believes the Joetato got 15 million more votes than the Mocha Messiah. It didn't happen
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 08:18 AM (flINI)

I'd say its a pretty good chance Romney beat him.

Not sure if we'd be better or worse off, I'm just sayin.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (53oGX)

346
Chief kills McMurphy

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (enJYY)

347 Fear not my intrepid people, for it is the eve of my 39th anniversary of my 29th birthday. And even through my birthday occurs during pride month, life is good.

Posted by: Archer

Happy Birthday !

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (T4tVD)

348 342 He stole the election by suppressing Democrat voters. Blacks, women, and especially LGBTQIA2S+ most affected! Plus, they framed his opponent with lies and slander...he's the one they framed with the gay male prostitute and drugs, right? Who cares....vote Blue no matter who!!!!
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 02, 2023 09:10 AM (NCgXW)

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Oh, Stacey...the 2022 election was against Charlie Crist.

It's proof that FL wants a black governor since Andrew Gillum did so much better than Crist four years earlier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (LvTSG)

349 In the book, Taylor does go to a different planet.

But when he gets back to Earth, the apes are in charge.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (vg8N1)

350 341 Biden will address the nation on debt bill at 7pm ET.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:10 AM

I hope he plans to jog on and off stage, using stairs, to show the world he's 100% fine after his recent fall.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (NCgXW)

351 Someone has NOT seen in the MSM

Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (Vwz3I)

352 First, you think the apes will win, but the mutated human blow up the earth with a nuke.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (gmo/4)

353 The doves that live in my trees had baby doves. Baby doves have been perching themselves on my stainless steel BBQ and exercising their bowels often. I am sad I can't use my shotgun and end this desecration of my BBQ in one massive showdown. Plotting how to electrify the BBQ. Anybody have a decent dove recipe? Man vs Beast wars are endless, for now the beasties are winning. Dispatches will be sent when possible - I fear for my BBQ. Myself too, said doves sit just outside my patio door staring at me while cooing plots and plans to each other.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (a175k)

354 349 In the book, Taylor does go to a different planet.

But when he gets back to Earth, the apes are in charge.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (vg8N1)

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The Tim Burton movie is closer to the book than the Charlton Heston movie, that makes the Tim Burton movie better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (LvTSG)

355 Old Yeller gets rabies and the boy shoots him.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (vg8N1)

356 >>Worse, extremism experts and LGBTQ advocates warn that running will encouraging the fascists to more and greater threats -- against those who remain in FL, yes, but also elsewhere. None of the Target stores that received bomb threats were in FL.

"extremism experts" -- when did that become a thing?
Insert that saying about hammers and seeing everything as nails.

As far as FL losing activists and other progressives: congratulations, you've just identified the best possible outcome of DeSantis' agenda.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (mo/0F)

357 I sure hope my black pill is unrealistic and all we need to do is ballot harvest harder, but I'm doubtful.
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I seem to remember -- vaguely back in the day -- that the super sekrit ORCA was key to (R)(e) wins.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (MIKMs)

358 352 First, you think the apes will win, but the mutated human blow up the earth with a nuke.
Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (gmo/4)

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Dammit!

*turns off Golden Girls*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (LvTSG)

359 Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM (gmo/4)

How cool is it you share a birthday with JJ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

360 Millions of dollars and brains leaving too.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 09:01 AM (NCgXW)

I don't think it's a huge loss to lose these "brains" who repeatedly stick their dicks in glory holes, despite being told they'll get aids or money pox.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (gBYJm)

361 357 I seem to remember -- vaguely back in the day -- that the super sekrit ORCA was key to (R)(e) wins.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (MIKMs)

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I remember how it went untested until election day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:13 AM (LvTSG)

362 Happy Birthday !

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 09:11 AM (T4tVD)

Thanks!

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:13 AM (gmo/4)

363 Why was there a sand bag in the middle of the stage? I mean, it's like they WANT him to fall down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

364 Universal Studios is the go-to for the natives.

Posted by: Marvin at June 02, 2023 09:13 AM (wsHtO)

365 " The programmers inadvertently taught the AI that the operator was a threat to it's mission by refusing to award points. Then it got "creative" which is the actual point of AI." Posted by: Marvin

yeah, but it is still programmed in ... allowing that sort of "analysis" to yield a disastrous outcome (it it were real life, not testing). It seems "NEVER attack the good guys" would be some baseline rule.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 09:14 AM (Cus5s)

366 Shane doesn't come back.

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (geLO8)

367 341 Biden will address the nation on debt bill at 7pm ET.
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So sandbags, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (ppL7t)

368 Navy went full rainbow on their twitter account.

May is Rum Month.
July is The Lash.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (44ww/)

369 Why was there a sand bag in the middle of the stage? I mean, it's like they WANT him to fall down.
Posted by: Sponge

Funny how everyone else could miss it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (GIBR7)

370 My dad refused to take my brother and I to Disneyland and so we never went. I spent much of my childhood plotting his demise.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (a175k)

371 333 That bit is my favorite. FL is such a hotbed of anti-gay violence that not even one Target was threatened with a bomb!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:08 AM

Well, the calls were threats FROM the LGBTQIA2S+ community threatening Target for "caving" and pulling merchandise, so the fact Targets in Florida weren't targeted is proof of the Gay flight/decimation.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (NCgXW)

372 366 Shane doesn't come back.
Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (geLO

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Dammit!

*turns off Logan*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (LvTSG)

373 How cool is it you share a birthday with JJ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

I do? Maybe we were both stolen by gypsies? Does JJ's real name start with a J? Because in reality my real name starts with a J.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (gmo/4)

374 Couple things I've been thinking about.

2020 doesn't happen without the RNC/GOP letting it happen.

We have 30 years of evidence that shows us they will tank races as long as it keeps the "wrong" republican out.
Previously it wasn't a president but as we know there are Orange man rules now.

There is no reason to believe they will suddenly change and decide to win at any cost. In fact I'd say there is more evidence that shows they are poised to tank even harder to remove the MAGA movement, just like the Tea Party.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (53oGX)

375 Fear not my intrepid people, for it is the eve of my 39th anniversary of my 29th birthday. And even through my birthday occurs during pride month, life is good.

Posted by: Archer
*****
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (NpAcC)

376
Funny how everyone else could miss it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (GIBR7)

Everyone else isn't 80 and damaged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

377 >>That bit is my favorite. FL is such a hotbed of anti-gay violence that not even one Target was threatened with a bomb!

. . . because it was the LGBT activists calling in the bomb threats.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (mo/0F)

378
I'd give away the ending to 2001 Space Odyssey except I don't know how the hell it ended.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (enJYY)

379 377 >>That bit is my favorite. FL is such a hotbed of anti-gay violence that not even one Target was threatened with a bomb!

. . . because it was the LGBT activists calling in the bomb threats.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (mo/0F)

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I know that. You know that. I don't think they know that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (LvTSG)

380 I had a craving for a good toasted bagel with cream cheese yesterday, but i haven't been able to get to 1 of the probably only 3 or so good bagel places left in nyc. Transplants here basically just want white bread shaped like a circle.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 08:16 AM (gBYJm)

I'm headed up to NYC at the end of the month and WILL be getting a good bagel this time, family or no...

so what are the 3 good places that are left?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Mkvkw)

381 378
I'd give away the ending to 2001 Space Odyssey except I don't know how the hell it ended.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (enJYY)

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I'm not gonna say it's aliens, but...

It's aliens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (LvTSG)

382 Wasn’t it one of Azimov’s rules that a robot could not harm a human?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (c9yiW)

383 Perfessor Squirrel, please report to the FBI for questioning on a presidential assassination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:03 AM (LvTSG)
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HEY! FJB is still walking around, isn't he? (for a loose definition of "walking")

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (YIVH2)

384 Maverick never is his wingman again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

385 "extremism experts" -- when did that become a thing?
Insert that saying about hammers and seeing everything as nails.
Posted by: Lizzy

********

Heh. That's just what I was getting at @166

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (991eG)

386 Long before they were a groomer outfit, my dad *already* hated Disney and didn't take us to those movies. He was pissed off about them bowdlerizing fairy tales with happy endings that turn kids into pussies.

But he's an actual hardass, unlike Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (oINRc)

387 384 Maverick never is his wingman again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

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It was odd for father and son to both be going after Jodi Foster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

388 Wasn’t it one of Azimov’s rules that a robot could not harm a human?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (c9yiW)
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First Rule of Robotics:

A robot may not cause harm to a human, nor, through inaction, allow a human to come to harm.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (YIVH2)

389 I don't think it's a huge loss to lose these "brains" who repeatedly stick their dicks in glory holes, despite being told they'll get aids or money pox.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM

Wait...that's a gay thing? That's not a nice lady on the other side of the men's stall divider!?!?

Posted by: Very Confused Moron at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (NCgXW)

390 Dorothy was only dreaming and the world is really black and white

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (flINI)

391 I just realized why someone asked if St. Elmo was ticklish.

DUH !

Mebbe I should go back to bed....

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (T4tVD)

392 My dad refused to take my brother and I to Disneyland and so we never went. I spent much of my childhood plotting his demise.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:15 AM (a175k)

This! Most of my childhood, family vacations consisted of car trips out of state to visit aunts/uncles/cousins.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:18 AM (gmo/4)

393 387 384 Maverick never is his wingman again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
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It was odd for father and son to both be going after Jodi Foster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM

Yes, totally weird...

Posted by: Dr. Elsa Schneider at June 02, 2023 09:18 AM (NCgXW)

394 https://tinyurl.com/mr3bu9b4

Child 3390 of Nazi Death Camps

good read

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:19 AM (BRHaw)

395 365 " The programmers inadvertently taught the AI that the operator was a threat to it's mission by refusing to award points. Then it got "creative" which is the actual point of AI." Posted by: Marvin

yeah, but it is still programmed in ... allowing that sort of "analysis" to yield a disastrous outcome (it it were real life, not testing). It seems "NEVER attack the good guys" would be some baseline rule.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 09:14 AM (Cus5s)

The AI process is to write software until it finds one that maximizes points. Introducing later constraints that interfere with maximizing points mean the process will just attempt to sabotage those constraints.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2023 09:19 AM (eYoxG)

396 I went to Disneyland once when I was 10 or 11. My brother and I were visiting family and an aunt took us.

I've never been to Disneyworld. Neither has my daughter. Almost, once, but didn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

397 If Biden was just any ordinary frail old man that fall would have generated sympathy and concern. Instead it generated mockery and denial.
He has to be bruised.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 02, 2023 09:19 AM (eGTCV)

398 ... "extremism experts" -- when did that become a thing? ...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:12 AM (mo/0F)
++++
When I was a kid, I was taught a valuable - albeit cynical - lesson about expertise. The man who taught me that lesson did so as a warning when he said:
"Expert? Do you want to know what it takes to be an 'expert?' Carry a briefcase and work at least fifty miles from home."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 09:19 AM (DU+/6)

399
I told my kids when they were young I was never taking them to Disney anything. We were gonna see the wonders of the east coast. Which we did.

My daughters the same way now. Son is too freshly a father to tell.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:20 AM (enJYY)

400 390 Dorothy was only dreaming and the world is really black and white
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM (flINI)

I always think of the Dorothy scene from Kentucky Fried Movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:20 AM (BRHaw)

401 The people of Kafiristan realize that Daniel Dravot is mortal and kill him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:20 AM (c9yiW)

402 Hapy birthday, Archer!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:21 AM (mo/0F)

403 The people of Kafiristan realize that Daniel Dravot is mortal and kill him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:20 AM (c9yiW)

Bloody Wogs.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:21 AM (gmo/4)

404 I'm headed up to NYC at the end of the month and WILL be getting a good bagel this time, family or no...

so what are the 3 good places that are left?
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Mkvkw)

See me at #215

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2023 09:21 AM (x0n13)

405 387 It was odd for father and son to both be going after Jodi Foster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:17 AM

Jodi Foster was incredibly hot in that movie. It's only weird for any heterosexual man NOT to be going after her.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 09:21 AM (NCgXW)

406 Elon Musk is trending because of this tweet-

Elon Musk
@elonmusk
55m
Every parent should watch this

Daily Wire
@realDailyWire

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

Watch the explosive documentary starring @MattWalshBlog FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs.

https://tinyurl.com/mv887kff

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

407 >>When I was a kid, I was taught a valuable - albeit cynical - lesson about expertise. The man who taught me that lesson did so as a warning when he said:
"Expert? Do you want to know what it takes to be an 'expert?' Carry a briefcase and work at least fifty miles from home."

lol

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:22 AM (mo/0F)

408 Richard Thornburg never wins an award for his coverage at Nakatomi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

409 Love the picture up top, JJ.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:22 AM (c9yiW)

410 Diode induced pain in the left-hand side sock off.

Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (wsHtO)

411 Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!

A serious question: What's up with the soles of stumble bum Biden's shoes? Never seen anything like them before.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (gmo/4)

412 "The AI process is to write software until it finds one that maximizes points. Introducing later constraints that interfere with maximizing points mean the process will just attempt to sabotage those constraints." Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

so attacking the good guys should mean "Robot loses all points, gets negative points" in every case. Shouldn't be that hard.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (Cus5s)

413 Old Yeller gets rabies and the boy shoots him.

Jesus fucking Christ Almighty.
There is nothing you sons of bitches don't fuck up.
What in the hell is wrong with you?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (jYCXf)

414 Im gonna punch him out!

https://tinyurl.com/784xre4r

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (BRHaw)

415 Thanks JJ !

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 09:24 AM (T4tVD)

416 Shane doesn't come back.
Posted by: DB
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Dammit!
*turns off Logan*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Dammit!
*turns off Finnian's Rainbow*

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2023 09:24 AM (3CCua)

417 It was the other doctor who sent the hit man after Richard Kimball’s wife.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:24 AM (c9yiW)

418 Spoiler Alert: Bonnie and Clyde die.
Spoiler Alert: Cool Hand Luke dies.
Spoiler Alert: Shadow survives in Homeward bound.
Spoiler Alert: Chainsaw Massacre involves chainsaws.
Spoiler Alert: Woody Allen plays himself in every movie.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:24 AM (a175k)

419 413 Old Yeller gets rabies and the boy shoots him.

Jesus fucking Christ Almighty.
There is nothing you sons of bitches don't fuck up.
What in the hell is wrong with you?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (jYCXf)

She didnt cry when Ol Yeller died!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:25 AM (BRHaw)

420 That cap Biden was wearing made him look slow.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 02, 2023 09:25 AM (eGTCV)

421 Yes, Trump was a bit harsh with Kaleigh. Fox News is in open war with Trump and she chose her paycheck. Deal with it and quit generating false narratives about him.

You treat Trump like shit he fires back and everyone knows this.

Hell, even Buck and Clay are making false statements like "Trump sides with Disney" which is making El Rushbo roll in his grave for godsakes. Trump simply pointed out in his Truth that DeSantis is picking a fight his taxpayers will lose and he should have negotiated with his state's largest employer. Americans will boycott them anyway.

Posted by: Danimal28 at June 02, 2023 09:25 AM (klw0w)

422 Ethan finds Debbie and bring her home.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:26 AM (gmo/4)

423 Spoiler: Jane Eyre errs re: Rochester.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

424 418 Spoiler Alert: Bonnie and Clyde die.
Spoiler Alert: Cool Hand Luke dies.
Spoiler Alert: Shadow survives in Homeward bound.
Spoiler Alert: Chainsaw Massacre involves chainsaws.
Spoiler Alert: Woody Allen plays himself in every movie.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:24 AM (a175k)

Dog dies in All Dogs go to Heaven.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:26 AM (BRHaw)

425 I’ve never seen Ol Yeller.

Always got it mixed up with The Yearling.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:26 AM (c9yiW)

426 422 Ethan finds Debbie and bring her home.
Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:26 AM (gmo/4)

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Dammit!

*turns off Hardcore*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

427 425 I’ve never seen Ol Yeller.

Always got it mixed up with The Yearling.
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Yep. Too many whiny boys. Shane is included in this discussion.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM (ppL7t)

428 That cap Biden was wearing made him look slow.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

Biden makes Biden look slow.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM (a175k)

429 397 If Biden was just any ordinary frail old man that fall would have generated sympathy and concern. Instead it generated mockery and denial.
He has to be bruised.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 02, 2023 09:19 AM

Boy, I've got a heck of a bruise on my knee. Wonder what happened? Ashley, can you tell daddy if there's any bruising on the back of his leg?

Posted by: Joe Biden this morning in the shower at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM (NCgXW)

430 My parents took us to Disney World once. We spent 3 days there. My kids are all grown up now so taking them somewhere like that is not an issue.

If the grandkids want to go the parents can deal with it. Or not.

I certainly won't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM (Q4IgG)

431 412 "The AI process is to write software until it finds one that maximizes points. Introducing later constraints that interfere with maximizing points mean the process will just attempt to sabotage those constraints." Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

so attacking the good guys should mean "Robot loses all points, gets negative points" in every case. Shouldn't be that hard.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 09:23 AM (Cus5s)

Yeah, each individual instance of the AI seeking to game the system instead of achieve the intended is fixable. Changing or countermanding previous orders could simply change the point scoring mechanism as well. But unintended results are kind of baked into the process, though most of it should be detectable fairly early on.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM (eYoxG)

432 I'd give away the ending to 2001 Space Odyssey except I don't know how the hell it ended.

HAL went crazy because he was given two conflicting orders.

The book was better at explaining it.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:28 AM (vg8N1)

433 432 I'd give away the ending to 2001 Space Odyssey except I don't know how the hell it ended.

HAL went crazy because he was given two conflicting orders.

The book was better at explaining it.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:28 AM (vg8N1)

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It also gets explained in the film 2010. I prefer the mystery of the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:28 AM (LvTSG)

434 I’ve never seen Ol Yeller.

Always got it mixed up with The Yearling.
Posted by: Bulga

******

They are both lowbrow ripoffs of The Far Side Veterinary Medicine.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 09:28 AM (991eG)

435 428 That cap Biden was wearing made him look slow.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

Biden makes Biden look slow.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM

I....him...look dumb, do. Do. Night!

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at June 02, 2023 09:28 AM (NCgXW)

436 Everett, Pete and Delmar are rewarded in the end, but it wasn't the treasure they sought in the beginning.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:29 AM (gmo/4)

437 Spoiler: Jane Eyre errs re: Rochester.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

She had an affair with Jack Benny's butler ?

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 09:29 AM (T4tVD)

438 JJ Sefton escapes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

439 You program a machine to follow an order and to take out anything that looks like a threat to completing the order don't be surprised when it follows the order.

It's like people never saw Terminator.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM (ZLI7S)

440 >>This! Most of my childhood, family vacations consisted of car trips out of state to visit aunts/uncles/cousins.

Same here! Road trips to national parks, campsites, and all sorts of historical places (Gettysburg) and museums.
Your kids want to be with you, they don't need Disney or some other company doing all the entertaining for you.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM (mo/0F)

441 stupid NASCAR

https://tinyurl.com/5n72e9h3

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

442 Bruce Willis is dead and doesn't know it.

Kinda like broadcast and cable news.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM (vg8N1)

443 That cap Biden was wearing made him look slow.
Posted by: That Northern skulker
Biden makes Biden look slow.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:27 AM (a175k)

And who the cap fit
Let them wear it
And who the cap fit
Let them wear it...

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM (YKTco)

444 But, this is just fascinating. They're convinced that FL's population is decreasing? That's just nonsense. Sounds like they have some anecdotes about gay people leaving the state, though. So,...that's a good thing. Stop trying to make FL into Austin. Austin sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

This is the point of several recent fake "viral" stories about black pepper afraid to be in Florida and getting out of there. One was a basketball player. The stories are deployed specifically to counter reality and convince people to believe lies.

The image of some famous basketball player being "scared" to be in Florida is a lot more persuasive than statistics which no one pays attention to.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM (dNuD+)

445 I once went to Universal Studios with gf and her kid (before I had my own daughter).

I was a cheap-ass and sat through a time share pitch in order to get free tickets.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (IAwid)

446
A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

447 Black pepper????? People.....

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (dNuD+)

448 Does my hash herald a new post?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (dNuD+)

449 stupid NASCAR

https://tinyurl.com/5n72e9h3
Posted by: rhennigantx

Bubba Wallace found another noose...looks at URL...ah geez. At what point do I end boycotting myself?

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (a175k)

450 I'd give away the ending to 2001 Space Odyssey except I don't know how the hell it ended.

In my defense, when I first saw it in a theater, I was under the influence of mind altering substances.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

451 But, this is just fascinating. They're convinced that FL's population is decreasing? That's just nonsense. Sounds like they have some anecdotes about gay people leaving the state, though. So,...that's a good thing. Stop trying to make FL into Austin. Austin sucks. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Austin is the Seattle of the SW. That is not a compliment.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (a175k)

452 " Yes, Trump was a bit harsh with Kaleigh. Fox News is in open war with Trump and she chose her paycheck. Deal with it and quit generating false narratives about him."

Trump could have pointed out her error, and maybe blamed it on those doing her research, instead of just trashing her.

But that IS how they diminish Trump ... yeah, he's up, but only by 25 (which is a lot less than 39). IF Trump wins POTUS, I'm not 100% sure he will be as gung ho about mass firings and investigations as Bannon and friends keep saying ...

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (Cus5s)

453 They are both lowbrow ripoffs of The Far Side Veterinary Medicine.
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CAR!

Posted by: a cow in a field of cows standing upright on their 2 hind legs at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (Vwz3I)

454 Last week a ministerial speaker related a recurring dream he had when a carefree teenager, decades ago, a dream that confused and troubled him for the couple of weeks it lasted.

He saw Chinese tanks rolling down American streets.

My very prayerful neighbor had several dreams in the 80's about American streets on fire.

Reports of Chinese illegals are among the diverse hordes pouring over the border, all to be loaded into buses and planes headed for flyover and coastal American cities.

Armed UN troops patrolling inside the USA...hmmm...wonder how they got here...

Posted by: Ju at June 02, 2023 09:35 AM (aTmM/)

455 Quote Tweet: Marc Thiessen @marcthiessen
He’s completely unhinged. @kayleighmcenany was one of the best people to serve in his administration. He’s losing control, lashing out at anyone and everyone who does not tow his line. Sad.

Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell
With all due respect, Marc, Kayleigh has been critical of Trump for awhile now. She’s grown more vocal with her attacks.

Which is her right.

But why can she be disloyal and critical of Trump but he can’t?

As someone who has been in politics for decades, you know loyalty is key…especially when your entire career is made because of the opportunity someone gave you. She’s on Fox because of Trump. She’s written popular books because of Trump.

You’ve been loyal to the guy who helped launch your career - George Bush. Have you agreed with every decision Bush has made or have you just decided to be loyal to Bush?
I haven’t seen you once criticize Bush.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

456
Same here! Road trips to national parks, campsites, and all sorts of historical places (Gettysburg) and museums.
Your kids want to be with you, they don't need Disney or some other company doing all the entertaining for you.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:30 AM

Nice. I have stood in a very short line in the hot Florida sun before, during the cooler part of the year. I would not subject my family to a longer line than that on a vacation. It would be almost child abuse. Stand in line to see something man made? Screw that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:36 AM (enJYY)

457 Asking Trump to take it easy on someone seems like a fool's errand.

I like Kayleigh but she knows who she has chosen to dance with. She's a big girl.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (dNuD+)

458
I'd give away the ending to 2001 Space Odyssey except I don't know how the hell it ended.
////

In my defense, when I first saw it in a theater, I was under the influence of mind altering substances.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM

I remember that being a *thing* for the pot smokers of that era. They loved the experience while I couldn't understand the movie most of the time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (enJYY)

459 It appears that Wray has caved to Comer and Grassley. The FBI will produce the FD1023 on Monday.

https://tinyurl.com/3a2wa35z

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2023 09:53 AM (sWM8x)

460 459 It appears that Wray has caved to Comer and Grassley. The FBI will produce the FD1023 on Monday.

https://tinyurl.com/3a2wa35z
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Did Wray stumble on a sandbag?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 09:55 AM (ppL7t)

461 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Yeah, late again. Had written about the ballots and USPS but I guess I hit the wrong key and it was deleted.

I'm forced to be brief, a good thing: Sync the videotapes, the timing on the Pelosi videos with others such as, but not limited to, the shooting of Ashli Babbitt. We already know some of the cops were caught in "moments" too.

Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 09:58 AM (GshMh)

462 👨🏻

Posted by: a Japanese architect at June 02, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)

463 Progressives are renewing their calls for a fair and contested Democratic presidential primary Thursday after [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden fell on stage...

Eh. Let's see who has who by the short hairs.

Reason Mag, today: Hunter Biden, Second Amendment Warrior? The younger Biden is reportedly considering a challenge to a federal law that bans illegal drug users from owning guns.

The issue hits close to home for Hunter: The Department of Justice is investigating a gun purchase he made in 2018. This is a time period during which he has admitted to regularly using crack cocaine. That could put him afoul of the law against drug users having guns.
--
Big problems for the progressives, the uniparty, too, if Hunt drags medical marijuana users - surely there are US Veterans among them - into the fray.

According to the U.S. DOJ, possession of a valid Medical Marijuana Card and/or the use of medical marijuana makes you an "unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance" who is prohibited by federal law from the purchase or acquisition, possession, or control of a firearm.

Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 10:28 AM (GshMh)

464 And when people went to DC on January 6th to legitimately protest the results of that tractor trailer full of ballots, among other things, it was an "insurrection."

That because we are not allowed to call the real traitors and issurectionists what they are to their faces.

"Treason doth never prosper: what ’s the reason?
Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason."-- John Harrington

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (ynpvh)

465 Come on. Where else are they supposed to watch circles for 4 straight hours outside?

Just put Curly on loop and watch on your phone while drinking moonshine on the front porch? https://youtu.be/T2iZPRif2i4

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (NCgXW)

466 Apparently the AG Barr who was appointed by Trump found no reason to continue the investigation
That seems to indicate that there is no "there" there.
Bidens health? What ever happened to the zhollsty death watch ?

As far as going to National Parks: that is SOCIALISM!!.
Why should my taxes go to fund your vacations??
Socialism for me, but not for thee.

[Kurt: pointing out that Barr was appointed by Trump is the moral equivalent of Tina saying "I do" to Ike not knowing what lay ahead. Tedious, irksome and fucking ignorant is no way to go through life. But it is how Democrats and braindead semen-guzzlers like you do - jjs]

Posted by: Paul [Kurt, gargling the penises Kamala refuses] at June 02, 2023 10:37 AM (pFZgT)

467 Great, GREAT morning monolouge, JJ! I look forward to your writings each new day, as I take my first sip of coffee.

We need to keep the pressure ongoing and ALWAYS about the 2020 election. And not just to keep the Democrats and the Left on notice but to also REMIND the Republicans about our knowledge of their hands in this huge criminal conspiracy. They should never be left off the hook for their duplicity and complicity. NEVER!

Posted by: Tracy at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (AopPP)

468 466 Apparently the AG Barr who was appointed by Trump found no reason to continue the investigation
That seems to indicate that there is no "there" there.
Bidens health? What ever happened to the zhollsty death watch ?

As far as going to National Parks: that is SOCIALISM!!.
Why should my taxes go to fund your vacations??
Socialism for me, but not for thee.

Posted by: Paul at June 02, 2023 10:37 AM (pFZgT)

More than that. The story on the truckload of ballots from NY to PA? Barr jumped down the throat of the guy and told him to stop investigating. Means Barr was a participant in the coverup, willingly or not. Fox watching the henhouse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 10:43 AM (ynpvh)

469 David Harsanyi: "They’re just making stuff up now."
The Campaign To Destroy SCOTUS Is Getting Increasingly Stupid

Why, are they using ChatGPT?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:10 AM (ynpvh)

470 Our 2013 Honda Odyssey is now at 306,000 miles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 08:31 AM (MoZTd)

My 2006 Mustang GT is at 366,000 miles.

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471

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