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This last Thursday, the spousal unit and I said goodbye to Bosco (The Chocolate Rocket),aged 16years (approx.) who we have shared before on this page. He crossed over the Rainbow Bridge a little after 5PM CST with my wife and I at his side to the end. He was a very good boy although his breath was from the pits of hell. My wife was a licensed childcare provider for the entire time that Bosco was with us (except the last year, we retired and moved out of California) and was universally loved by all of the children who were under our care. Bosco would go from child to child's lap to see who would give him the most love, the younger the child the better. The little children would sometimes put their hands in Bosco's mouth, at such time Bosco would growl and snarl as if he was ripping the kids arm off while as the same tome chewing on the kids hand like it was a toy (at the same time the kid would be giggling and laughing). Yes, we closely watched to insure that no one was injured. Bosco just didn't like big kids or adults. The loss of Bosco hurt us more than the loss of Sugar, our first Beagle some 6 years ago. Eric (the OC Tanker)So sorry for the loss of you great friend, Bosco. Sounds like he was full of personality. This is the Texas Rat SnakeSnake looks like an explorer. Looks like you have a new PetMoron. Louie Lives with his brother Jojo and is much happier since the dogs moved out. Now just have to steer clear of the human toddler who visits from time to time.Louie looks like a very refined cat. Thanks for sharing that great photo. Na'Toth We believe she's a Kelpie-Stumpy Tailed mix. Either way, she's a cuddly couch potato with a sharp mind. Her greatest joy is "deer hunting" from the console of our car as we drive down two-tracks looking for deer to bark at. Don DraperA great face . . . Young Golden Retrievers: First is Bodie with his shades on! The second is Jake and Bodie relaxing after playing outside! Just a lurker at AOS in Destin . . . thank you for all the work y'all do!Those two look like great friends for each other, and for you. What a wonderful collection of pet personalities today. Thank you each and everyone for sharing your pets with us. Kindltot on deck. If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is: petmorons at protonmail dot com Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.Until next Saturday, have a great week! If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 27 All dogs last week! Well, plus other Animals of the World. I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Ciampino - amo amas amat at June 03, 2023 03:16 PM (qfLjt) 2
First? (like it's a bog deal)
Posted by: boynsea at June 03, 2023 03:18 PM (cx155) 3
Happy Caturday everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 03:18 PM (xhxe8) 4
I go to sleep at night, and when I wake up it's the next day.
Time travel? Posted by: boynsea at June 03, 2023 03:19 PM (cx155) 5
Must be a big party somewhere that ciampino, skip and I weren't invited to
Posted by: boynsea at June 03, 2023 03:21 PM (cx155) 6
Eric losing a furry friend is hard, my condolences
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 03:21 PM (xhxe8) 7
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2023 03:22 PM (u73oe) 8
Good afternoon! That is a great picture of Louie. And I raise the water bowl in a toast to the departed Bosco. What a sweetie.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 03:25 PM (OX9vb) 9
Hello pet lovers
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 03:27 PM (VdGjU) 10
hiya
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 03:27 PM (T4tVD) 11
My three year old tried to brush the dog's teeth this morning. He was not enthusiastic about it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 03:28 PM (oINRc) 12
Nice Pets Y’all!…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 03, 2023 03:28 PM (R/m4+) 13
Snakes. Why does it have to be snakes.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at June 03, 2023 03:28 PM (u82oZ) 14
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stingin' sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Posted by: Rooster at June 03, 2023 03:30 PM (fiChp) 15
Our fresh eggs from the neighbor's chickens come in a variety of colors too. Not quite as dynamic as that photo, but white, blueish, tan/orange.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 03:30 PM (Q4IgG) 16
Yay pet thread!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 03, 2023 03:30 PM (wagHN) 17
It's 91 degrees outside, but it's shady and breezy on the porch. Tank is lying on the chaise lounge, watching the neighborhood. I'm in the rocking chair. Sarge cannot make up his mind whether he wants to be inside in the cool, with the Mr., or outside.
So, inside for two minutes, outside for two, repeat ad infintum. Spoiled thing. I indulge him. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 03:30 PM (OX9vb) 18
That is a good picture of the aristocratic looking Louie.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 03:30 PM (u82oZ) 19
Hiya Jewells !
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 03:31 PM (T4tVD) 20
nooded the gardeners.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2023 03:31 PM (bmj8v) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 03:31 PM (u82oZ) 22
USA TODAY
@USATODAY Tourists during a recent visit to Yellowstone spotted a newborn elf and took it to a police station. The elf later escaped into the forest. - You've got to keep elves in a cage if you expect them to make you cookies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 03:31 PM (FVME7) 23
The babies have been coming out to play and then take a nap, come out ...... etc. So it's pot luck, but the site is that twitch one at the bottom here.
Ciampino's Rescue kitties https://is.gd/WQ5JcT There's another photo update #71 at the link. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM Now most nights as well https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch Posted by: Ciampino - bellum bellum bellum at June 03, 2023 03:32 PM (qfLjt) 24
What a handsome bunch! Especially nice pic of Louie.
So sorry about the loss of Bosco, gonna hurt for a long time… Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at June 03, 2023 03:33 PM (64rer) 25
Hey, Jewells!
Posted by: KT at June 03, 2023 03:33 PM (rrtZS) 26
The Cat with the Vase does look quite refined. Like a Fancy Feast commercial.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 03, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 03:34 PM (VdGjU) 28
I love dogs
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 03:35 PM (VdGjU) 29
14 Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stingin' sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Posted by: Rooster at June 03, 2023 03:30 PM (fiChp) I saw an interesting video on uwetube talking about the story behind the song. Evidently it was about the lead's Dad and his experiences in Vietnam. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 03, 2023 03:36 PM (zZu0s) 30
There's a lovely white dog at the pub called Banjo. Looks smarter than Banjo Boy.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 03:39 PM (VdGjU) 31
My poor sister kitteh had some type of incident while we were outside a few days ago. Don’t know if she was bit or stung by some creature. She ran back into the house and ran around like her tail was on fire . When she stopped she would soon start up again like something was still attacking her. I was able to corral her and she seemed comforted by my protection. She has gotten better each day but she’s still clingy and hesitant to go back outside.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 03:41 PM (MNhXM) 32
Not exactly a pet but . . .
Killer Whales Attack And Sink Another Boat And This Time It's On Video https://tinyurl.com/4mc438me p Well, you've got to admit, "killer whale" is not a very respectful name. Maybe we should call them "empowered whales" or "assertive whales." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 03:45 PM (FVME7) 33
Whales Doing It For Themselves
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 03, 2023 03:47 PM (zZu0s) 34
Sounds like Bosco was a wonderful dog with the perfect life. Sorry for your loss. The Moron pets are a good looking bunch like always.
Jake supervised, was yelled at a couple of times, but the new couch is up! It's large enough for all of us and he can sit up and look out the front window. I'm pretty happy with it. Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 03:47 PM (ouTlx) 35
Bosco! 😔
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 03, 2023 03:52 PM (dKAOm) 36
Notsothoreau
Way to go! I'd worry if Jake was running the power tools. But if so, then maybe he has other tasks in front of him. Like grill security. Does Jake charge after squirrels? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 03:52 PM (u82oZ) 37
As for chickens, they don't require a lot. I usually had a yard with some cover when there were hawks around. A good rooster will alert the hens and get them under cover, if it sees a hawk. Keep the shelter on the smaller side and their body heat will keep them warm. Chickens with the larger combs can get frostbite in cold climates. They do tend to draw rats. Those really dark brown eggs are from Marans and I've raised those. Buff Orpingtons and Australorps are my favorites. Good all purpose birds and will sit a nest. Jersey Giants are interesting too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 03:52 PM (ouTlx) 38
I wish I could get a dog
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 03:54 PM (xhxe8) 39
Mmmm. Pantone scale eggs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 03:58 PM (2OKI5) Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 03:58 PM (MNhXM) 41
My Paisley is a pita at times but she means I've world to me.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 03:59 PM (VdGjU) 42
This didn't require power tools. Same Indonesian wood my bookcases are out of. They use hex bolts to connect. It was well marked and even a little extra hardware. The futon cover is removeable. And when it wears out, should be easy to replace. I will need a few throw pillows, but Jake is taking a nap on it now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 04:02 PM (ouTlx) 43
I walked past a perched hawk in GG park today. It looked larger than a rooster...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 04:02 PM (RIvkX) 44
We have not achieved the desired 2:1 chicken to human ratio in our household so I'm sure we're contributing to certain defeat in Ukraine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 04:03 PM (2OKI5) 45
Louie looks like the kind of kitteh that is very impressed with himself.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 04:04 PM (RIvkX) 46
Depends on the rooster and hawk. Some big roosters and small hawks out there. We had a worse problem in the country with an old lynx than with anything else.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 04:04 PM (ouTlx) 47
Hey JT and KT.
Have you been to Shep's since getting back in town? Yes I have. We finally got an new dog yesterday. Adopted out two while I was gone. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 03, 2023 04:08 PM (wagHN) 48
Do they do that during pride month? Depends
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 03, 2023 04:10 PM (KGZvg) 49
LOL. Love the cartoon.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 04:11 PM (ptK+h) 50
I think I am going to have to put in a bird bath. I think the birds are using my wheelbarrow as one, any time it rains.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 04:12 PM (ouTlx) 51
Do they do that during pride month? Depends
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 03, 2023 04:10 PM (KGZvg) I admire lions as much as the next Moron, but dedicating an entire month to their family structure seems a little excessive. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2023 04:16 PM (bvjwi) 52
I admire lions as much as the next Moron, but dedicating an entire month to their family structure seems a little excessive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Great point. Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 04:20 PM (VdGjU) 53
The cartoon is what my cats must have thought.
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 04:22 PM (xhxe8) 54
Louie looks like the kind of kitteh that is very impressed with himself.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 *** Most cats are! I can recall my tuxedo girl cat Oreo, who though a lovely creature who looked as if she'd been painted, always seemed a little diffident, as if she wasn't certain people would like her. "Is it . . . okay if I sit in your lap now?" But most cats are more like "Of course cats are the pinnacle of Creation, and I personally am the pinnacle of Cat Creation. But I like you anyway." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 04:23 PM (omVj0) 55
Great black kitten Stirling just napped with me and kneaded my arm when I woke up. A year with me next Sunday, and he still does that nearly every day. And Dagny La Petit Siberienne is in heat again. While she is noisier than usual, chirping and calling faintly, she is more affectionate to me. I tell her, "I'm the right sex, little cat, but the wrong species. Too bad."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 04:27 PM (omVj0) 56
Pet Thread - the big furry heart of AoSHQ
Scritches for all. Daisy Dog and Ony Cat seem to have found a new level of peace with one another. Glad for that! Daughter and hub brought their two dogs out today. The three dogs had a great time racing around the yard. We had a great time watching them. Posted by: mindful webworker - all bark and no bite at June 03, 2023 04:28 PM (udi/h) 57
I hate the doggy
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2023 04:31 PM (us2H3) 58
Both parents worked when I was growing up, so my Grandmother would watch my sister and I during the summers. The Grands had about 100 chickens, and also expected kids to "work". I learned a LOT about feeding, watering, collecting eggs, and scraping chicken shit off my tennis shoes during those summers.
-SLV Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at June 03, 2023 04:33 PM (e/Osv) 59
The stray gray cat, aka Alfred the Gray, still shows up from time to time for a meal. He is friendly; he's thin, but does not seem emaciated or really unhealthy. I'm worried he'll get run over in the complex or that a coyote might find him. I keep trying to convince Linda to take him in. She says he's noisy. Me: "If you were hot or cold, lonely, and hungry most of the time, wouldn't you be noisy?"
Clearly he was a pet some lowlife turned loose, like my late Wolf. Wolf was lucky that I had only one other cat at the time. Now I have two, so no go. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 04:37 PM (omVj0) 60
My new rescue dog is doing fabulous. She went to training for a month and she is doing great. I can take her outside without a leash and she comes back.
She's about two and just the sweetest thing. The only thing we need to keep working on she has a fit if anyone gets too close to me. Resource guarding. I think she is a mini schnauzer/terrier mix. She's quite the little hunter and she's killed one huge squirrel. I need to send the before and after pics after her haircut. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 03, 2023 04:40 PM (he7dH) 61
Someone let a fly in here and it’s chaos with 2 20lb cats leaping after it. Something will break, it’s just a matter of what.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2023 04:42 PM (ZdaMQ) 62
Northern skulker--
I thought the dancing dogs were fascinating, too. Couldn't listen to the whiny, depressing music though. You're dancing with a doggy! You should be happy!! Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 03, 2023 04:47 PM (fTtFy) Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 04:50 PM (VdGjU) 64
How many and what kind of chickens and chicken feed do you need to get that great array of pre-painted Easter eggs?
Grampaw used to have chickens here, which I dimly recall. Often think about raising them, but, however little trouble for reward they may be, it's one more thing. Always enjoy watching herding dogs at work; that was a great ariel shot. Bosco - good dog. Thanks for the post, KT. Oh, yeah: That Northern skulker: dancing dog was great. Our Daisy… isn't quite that well trained. Posted by: mindful webworker - unleashed at June 03, 2023 04:51 PM (udi/h) Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 04:56 PM (T4tVD) 66
Oh, yeah: That Northern skulker: dancing dog was great. Our Daisy… isn't quite that well trained.
Posted by: mindful webworker - unleashed at June 03, 2023 04:51 PM (udi/h) He looks like he loves dancing with his human. Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 04:57 PM (VdGjU) 67
Wormhole: ISTR seeing a cockamamie animal psychology study years ago that claimed dogs did not realize that when they rode in a car, they ended up someplace else. Anyone recall seeing this touted?
Like watching TV, there must be a broad 'range of experience' in dog travel, but this does not apply to any dog I have been in the car with. We had a yellow lab who could drive the John Deere. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2023 04:58 PM (jYCXf) 68
Per chickens-
I've raised several flocks in past years. After my husband passed 5 years ago, I quit. This year I decided to get back at it. My very good guy friend has my chicken house and yard ready to go 😀 Luckily there is a supplier here locally that still has chicks... There are no store bought eggs that compare. I'm excited! Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2023 05:00 PM (s711o) 69
Most of the colored ones are Americanas. All I ever got were the green eggs but they alsomlay blue and pink. (Each bird lays in just one color). Marans, sometimes called Cuckoo Marans, laythe chocolate brown. Lots of breeds give the lighter browns.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 05:01 PM (ouTlx) 70
You need Aracuanas for blue eggs. I no longer have chickens but my source gives me blue, and various shades of brown. Not Maran brown though.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 05:06 PM (UUBmN) 71
And turkey eggs are brown with dark brown speckles. Goose eggs are big and white. I've never raised ducks.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 05:06 PM (ouTlx) 72
When we go to Sonoma this summer we will have a lot of fresh-laid eggs which are the bomb. No more than 2 yolks a day!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 05:06 PM (RIvkX) 73
> There are no store bought eggs that compare. I'm excited!
Posted by: COMountainMarie _________ This We've been blessed with fresh eggs from the neighbors for over a year now. On the few occasions when we've bought store eggs, even the "so called free range" brown ones they lack the fresh, mild egg flavor. Plus, they cook so freaking fast and are huge. Eggs shells tend to either really thin or really thick, depending on the color. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 05:09 PM (Q4IgG) 74
We have two pairs of rescue dogs. No idea how old the elders are, somewhere around 14. It is wonderful to have his snout in my face at 530am.
He likes his 5mi walks more than I do... Posted by: JEM at June 03, 2023 05:11 PM (8erNz) 75
I haven't had to buy a store bought egg in over 10 years. I'm blessed, truly.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 05:13 PM (UUBmN) 76
Green eggs go good with ham.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 05:14 PM (z3WCn) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 05:15 PM (Q4IgG) Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2023 05:15 PM (jzzG8) 79
Ahhh, pet thread...
Our little guys and gals give us quiet and love in the noisy and angry world. ❤️ Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at June 03, 2023 05:25 PM (EcS58) 80
Hobby Thread NOOD
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 05:29 PM (xhxe8) 81
Happy Pet Thread day, ya'll
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2023 05:30 PM (18obw) 82
I am told that black dogs get adopted less than others, but three of our four have that color fur. One is the pack boss and incredibly smart must be part border collie one is the amiable muscle and one is cuddlebunny but afraid of the boss bitch.
The tan dude smallest of the bunch is afraid of no one. He was the nastiest creature imaginable when we got him I was bleeding every day. I still have scars. Two years later he's so completely different. Posted by: JEM at June 03, 2023 05:33 PM (8erNz) 83
69 Most of the colored ones are Americanas. All I ever got were the green eggs but they alsomlay blue and pink. (Each bird lays in just one color). Marans, sometimes called Cuckoo Marans, laythe chocolate brown. Lots of breeds give the lighter browns.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 05:01 PM (ouTlx) Growing up we had Aracauna chickens that gave us pink, blue, green and light beige/almost yellow eggs. We also had four chickens that had been part of my senior high school experiment involving hormones. They were giant, mean, growled and laid eggs with four yolks. My dad...sent them to the corn field. Posted by: Moki at June 03, 2023 05:34 PM (JrN/x) 84
63 Someone let a fly in here
Talking about me aren't you? Posted by: That Northern skulker I wasn’t going to call you out directly. Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2023 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ) 85
We've kept chickens, off and on - the first trio were Barred Rocks; they are that pretty black and white breed, with dark red combs. One turned out to be a rooster, which was super-annoying, and he wasn't all that great as "Protector of the Flock". We added a pair of banty Wyandotes, gotten from another neighbor. The banty eggs were tiny, perfect for using in recipes where you needed to cut in half a quantity of three eggs. The Barred Rock hens and roosters died of old age, the Wyantotes were carried away by hawks. Second round - a quartet of production Reds. Three of them got mauled by a raccoon, and the fourth just died. We are going to go with another round of four, this year. For a family of two adults, four chickens produce enough eggs for a household and to give away to neighbors.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom at June 03, 2023 05:55 PM (xnmPy) 86
Love the eggs but the colors are off, its Pride Month you know.......Got to teach chickens what month it is, so they can lay the proper colored eggs.
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