Of Course: <i>Life of Brian</i> Stage Show Forced to Delete Scene About Transgender Insisting On His "Right" To Get Pregant

Of Course: Life of Brian Stage Show Forced to Delete Scene About Transgender Insisting On His "Right" To Get Pregant

Remember, it's the right that's responsible for censorship.

Although the right is concerned with books that government funded schools can offer to children, whereas the left is censoring private speech so that adults can't hear it.

Which they insist is the right speech to censor.

Monty Python stars John Cleese and Eric Idle have been workshopping new scenes and plotlines for a blockbuster stage show based on the classic 1979 film Life Of Brian.
There is a new character -- Fiona Pilate, Pilate's wife -- who falls in love with Brian. And, spoiler alert, Brian does not get crucified. But rest assured he will still sing Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.
Cleese, 83, the prime mover in the revival, said: 'I think Life Of Brian is our best film. We are going to do it in London in the second half of next year and I've changed certain things.'
One exchange which has had to come out is the discussion between People's Front of Judea members Stan (played by Idle) and Reg (Cleese). Stan says that he wants to be known as Loretta and to have babies. 'It's every man's right to have babies if you want them,' says Stan. Reg counters: 'But -- you can't have babies.' At which Stan responds: 'Don't you oppress me.'
Cleese told an audience at his one-man show last week that when the scene (co-written with the late Graham Chapman) was performed at a read-through for the new show in New York last year, doubts emerged. 'At the end, I said to the American actors: 'What do you think?' And they said: 'We love the script, but you can't do that stuff about Loretta nowadays.'
'So here you have something there's never been a complaint about in 40 years, that I've heard of, and now all of a sudden we can't do it because it'll offend people. What is one supposed to make of that? But I think there were a lot of things that were actually, in some strange way, predictive of what was actually going to happen later.'

Indeed. Below, a mentally-ill man, who I'll call Stan Called Loretta, says that he's going to induce lactation so that he can breastfeed. Apparently he's using a technique that women can use. He is blowing over the part about women using this technique.

Remember: Transgender "therapy" is sold by Big Mutilation as a cure-all, a panacea, for all other mental illnesses.

How's that workin' out?

WTF pic.twitter.com/T870l9l4Yg
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 22, 2023

Where's your fetus going to gestate? In a box?

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

2 And Cleese is just accepting it, complaining on the side.

Because he's a million years old and tired.

But Eric Idle is a giant leftist ass and probably pushed for it himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

3 Cowards.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2023 04:34 PM (fKIdX)

4 MIAGA - Make Insane Asylums Great Agian

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2023 04:35 PM (Q4IgG)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Sicko trannies.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 24, 2023 04:35 PM (Mzdiz)

7 I can see no way that whatever unfortunate baby is born to this freak will kill him in a fit of psychotic rage when he finds out he nursed from his "Dad".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 04:36 PM (eOEVl)

8 I took Publius' mama to the local buffet. Now I'm too full to weed my okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 24, 2023 04:36 PM (Mzdiz)

9 Where is everybody?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 24, 2023 04:37 PM (Mzdiz)

10 Have you heard? Target has "pride" dog toys to die for.

Wut?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 24, 2023 04:37 PM (sWM8x)

11 Just like when Cleese complained about London no longer feeling like an English city when he was part of the process of undermining the culture.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 24, 2023 04:37 PM (3vCGB)

12 Pretty sure the tranny is Howard Stern.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2023 04:37 PM (d2bW3)

13 Getting harder and harder to avoid the conclusion that a large number of lefties really love Rocky Horror Picture Show because they actually admire Tim Curry’s character.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2023 04:37 PM (fKIdX)

14 "'So here you have something there's never been a complaint about in 40 years, that I've heard of, and now all of a sudden we can't do it because it'll offend people"

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No, not "people."

It offends American left wing lunatics.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 24, 2023 04:37 PM (i7Q7S)

15 But you don't have a womb!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (6IyOb)

16 At the end, I said to the American actors: 'What do you think?' And they said: 'We love the script, but you can't do that stuff about Loretta nowadays.'
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Ah, he's getting the "updated for modern audiences" treatment.

Pro tip for Mr. Cleese: The "modern audience" does not exist.

Or maybe it does for the theater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

17 Ace needs to include the quote from Eric Idle about how cancel culture doesn't exist because Dave Chappell was able to sneak past the SNL producers and do a monologue that they didn't approve live on television.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

18 I bet they couldn't do the Lumber Jack song anymore

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (bs+z0)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (T4tVD)

20 “Cow Acheivement” what the ever loving fuck.

“Gatekept from trans women….”

Posted by: Goldilocks at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (nPU+7)

21 Getting harder and harder to avoid the conclusion that a large number of lefties really love Rocky Horror Picture Show because they actually admire Tim Curry’s character.

He does end up prematurely dead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (Bd6X8)

22 Indeed. Below, a mentally-ill man, who I'll call Stan Called Loretta, says that he's going to induce lactation so that he can breastfeed. Apparently he's using a technique that women can use. He is blowing over the part about women using this technique.
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Okay, so I have a question that will expose some of my ignorance about biology: aren't men missing the rest of the plumbing for that? I mean, I know men have nipples but aren't they missing the other glands and ductwork?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

23 At least they waited until Chapman was dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (aD39U)

24 16 Ah, he's getting the "updated for modern audiences" treatment.

Pro tip for Mr. Cleese: The "modern audience" does not exist.

Or maybe it does for the theater.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

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The biggest hit on Broadway a few years ago, Hamilton, was seen by 400,000 people, tops.

The biggest movie of the same year, Avengers Endgame, was seen by at least 80,000,000 in theaters.

Broadway is niche, only pumped up by the fact that it's in Manhattan where the news media is largely based.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

25 Ah, he's getting the "updated for modern audiences" treatment.

**************

To reflect the world we all live in

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (VTu1l)

26 >>>I bet they couldn't do the Lumber Jack song anymore
Posted by: It's me donna

Certainly not in America.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (d2bW3)

27 John Cleese drove the English culture off a cliff, and now he laments the damage done 40 years later.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (X0I7i)

28 Where's your fetus going to gestate? In a box?

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

Um, that's actually how that's supposed to work. However, one does need an actual box to achieve it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

29 22 Okay, so I have a question that will expose some of my ignorance about biology: aren't men missing the rest of the plumbing for that? I mean, I know men have nipples but aren't they missing the other glands and ductwork?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

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They also don't have a womb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

30 What is "cow achievement"? Breaking milking records?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 24, 2023 04:40 PM (Mzdiz)

31 27 John Cleese drove the English culture off a cliff, and now he laments the damage done 40 years later.
Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (X0I7i)

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The avant garde becomes the garde at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

32 No shoes
No shirt
No reality

No service

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (qDcaM)

33 22 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

Yes we miss mammae, it is as impossible as a chick ejaculating semen generated by her DNA.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (X0I7i)

34 Biologically these people can't reproduce, thank God. But that's why they want to corrupt your children. Not just because they are evil, because it is the only way to prolong their insidiousness.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (cn09p)

35 Okay, so I have a question that will expose some of my ignorance about biology: aren't men missing the rest of the plumbing for that? I mean, I know men have nipples but aren't they missing the other glands and ductwork?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

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They also don't have a womb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The prostate keeps getting in the way.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (GnNvu)

36 Cleese's big mistake was acting what an actor thought.

He needed to take more of Quinten Tarantino stance...

YOU WILL SPEAK THE F**KING WORDS THAT I HAVE WRITTEN ON THIS PAPER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

https://tinyurl.com/2zjb4fhu

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (up/3i)

37 Iran is right.
We are the Great Satan.

Iran, I am not part of this shit.

Posted by: John Blutarsky at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (jM1wU)

38 31 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

Traditions were probably there for a reason, and probably needed treated with respect.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (X0I7i)

39 Mammae!

Posted by: Al Jolson at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (aD39U)

40 Monty Python sucked balls 50 plus years ago.

Dry and boring as day old hot sick.

John Cleese and his whole gang of weirdos just need to retire already and leave the rest of the world alone.
Half of them were a bunch of fags if I remember right anyways.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (7tCXb)

41 I cannot imagine God would approve of all this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (d2bW3)

42 There's a movie called Darling (directed by John Schlesinger and starring Julie Christie) about an amoral model who sleeps her way to the top of the scene in Swinging London, and it begins with her first touch of fame, an on the street interview of random people.

The reporter asks her if the cycle of rebelling against the previous generation's convention is simply another form of convention since it always happens. It's the question at the heart of the film, I think, and we spend the whole movie watching her lead this empty life in pursuit of fame through whatever means necessary.

It's interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

43 Did Chasten let his hair grow?

Posted by: huerfano at May 24, 2023 04:42 PM (7zEAH)

44 35 Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (GnNvu)

especially if it is enlarged, with a stable cyst on your kidney.....

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (X0I7i)

45 Make the insane crazy again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (zB/T/)

46 "Where's your fetus going to gestate? In a box?" --- Sounds kind of dirty! Reminded me of that "Chatterbox" movie.

Posted by: Baldy at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (3eU7V)

47 That's Anthony Fauci with a wig.

Posted by: fly gal at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (ROF3X)

48 Biologically these people can't reproduce, thank God. But that's why they want to corrupt your children. Not just because they are evil,

because it is the only way to prolong their insidiousness.
Posted by: Marcus T

Touch my grandchildren and it'll end sooner than anyone thought.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (GnNvu)

49 Ah yes, more fruit of the women's liberation movement. The complete elimination of actual women. Feel better ladies?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (pohLc)

50 Welcome Sir, to the Natural Cheese Emporium.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (aD39U)

51 Okay, so I have a question that will expose some of my ignorance about biology: aren't men missing the rest of the plumbing for that? I mean, I know men have nipples but aren't they missing the other glands and ductwork?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DU+/6)
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One of my former coworkers once did a "man on the street" interview where she asked college students why men have nipples...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (YIVH2)

52 Yes we miss mammae, it is as impossible as a chick ejaculating semen generated by her DNA.
Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (X0I7i)
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Okay, that's what I thought.

So this dude is just completely bugnuts, chasing an impossibility that serves no purpose anyway. And nobody will tell him that (or he ignored them).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

53 I mean, I know men have nipples but aren't they missing the other glands and ductwork?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Montgomery's tubercles at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Gov Brylcreem is accusing Target of a "systematic attack on the gay community."

https://tinyurl.com/2p962bdj

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (sWM8x)

55 52 So this dude is just completely bugnuts, chasing an impossibility that serves no purpose anyway. And nobody will tell him that (or he ignored them).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

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When the lactation exercises fail to produce milk, he'll blame the patriarchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

56 49 Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (pohLc)

Kind of also the story of John Cleese...

one of the oldest curses known to man is "may you get everything you desire"

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (X0I7i)

57 "You can milk anything with nipples."

- - - - Gaylord Faulker

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

58 54 Gov Brylcreem is accusing Target of a "systematic attack on the gay community."

https://tinyurl.com/2p962bdj
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (sWM8x)

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It's true. Target is directly attacking the gay community.

All gay people and their allies should boycott Target until their entire board of directors all go through sex change surgeries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

59 Never was a fan of Monty Python . I think I have an aversion to British humor.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)

60 One of my former coworkers once did a "man on the street" interview where she asked college students why men have nipples...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Did Adam & Eve have bellybuttons?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (GnNvu)

61 So this dude is just completely bugnuts, chasing an impossibility that serves no purpose anyway. And nobody will tell him that (or he ignored them).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

Could be worse.

Could be a Jets fan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2023 04:46 PM (9UlRk)

62 61 Could be worse.

Could be a Jets fan.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2023 04:46 PM (9UlRk)

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I think they could have taken the Sharks if fucking Tony hadn't gotten in the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

63 2 And Cleese is just accepting it, complaining on the side.

Because he's a million years old and tired.

But Eric Idle is a giant leftist ass and probably pushed for it himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

That wouldn't surprise me. Idle is definitely driving the bus on this, then.

He's responsible for convincing the rest of the Pythons to get onboard the production of Spamalot. The money they made doing that, according to Cleese, was more than they brought in on all their prior ventures, movies and TV shows.

They've greased the skids accelerating the culture decline, now they're just cashing the checks. That will help Cleese assuage any guilt he may have had for tearing the culture down.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2023 04:46 PM (/iWhV)

64 I've been watching a lot of MP Flying Circus lately, and holy crap, there is a lot of stuff that would set off a million triggers in today's stoopid society (black-face, bad Chinese accents, tigers in Africa, etc). I am just glad I have the collection, and the movies, on DVD.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2023 04:46 PM (xPJvm)

65 Years ago, before Trump many comics thought comedy was dead

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 04:46 PM (xhxe8)

66 Gov Brylcreem is accusing Target of a "systematic attack on the gay community."

https://tinyurl.com/2p962bdj
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (sWM8x)
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Good. Let Target take it from both ends.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

67 >>>Could be a Jets fan.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

New York or Winnipeg?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (d2bW3)

68 So this dude is just completely bugnuts, chasing an impossibility that serves no purpose anyway. And nobody will tell him that (or he ignored them).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

I think the stylebook should be updated and the proper phrase be changed to "bedshit crazy" or "bedshit cray."

Amber would be proud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

69 New York or Winnipeg?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (d2bW3)
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First one, then the other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

70 59 Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)

They redefined British Humor TM, not for the better.

Watch the Ladykillers.

https://youtu.be/_JQPQtexByg

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (X0I7i)

71 Cleese was all in on the FIGHT THE POWER movement. Well John old chap, this is what you wanted. You got it.

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 04:47 PM (OalnH)

72 Yes we miss mammae, it is as impossible as a chick ejaculating semen generated by her DNA.
Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:41 PM (X0I7i)

Dunno about mammae but men do have mammary glands. Men do get breast cancer but at rates far below women.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (ZSK0i)

73 Creepshow had nothing on this horror.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (lZVy/)

74 That's Anthony Fauci with a wig.
Posted by: fly gal at May 24, 2023 04:43 PM (ROF3X)

For me, directly below that, was a bullshit ad with Fauci's actual mug. I love when Internet has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (9UlRk)

75 >>>First one, then the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Good point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (d2bW3)

76 Where's your fetus going to gestate? In a box?

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

What's in the Box!?!

What's in the Box?!?

Posted by: Mills at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (53oGX)

77 As a ute, I learned in biology that men have nipples as we all start out with them in the womb and those that become women grow titties and those that become men don't grow titties.

Unless you grow up and invent Windows and own Microsoft then you can grow big fat man titties.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2023 04:49 PM (7tCXb)

78 Oh, the daily sexual confusion insanity post.

(Backs slowly away).

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 04:49 PM (wUSgb)

79 Luv ya!!

Posted by: Dylan M. at May 24, 2023 04:50 PM (ufJfM)

80 ++++
Okay, so I have a question that will expose some of my ignorance about biology: aren't men missing the rest of the plumbing for that? I mean, I know men have nipples but aren't they missing the other glands and ductwork?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

IIRC, which I may not be. Because this was in reference to male breast cancer.

Men can produce a serous fluid from their "breasts" under the right hormonal(?) circumstances, BUT-

it is not milk and doesn't contain the proteins/fat/etc of milk.

So, no a man can't breastfeed a baby in any meaningful sense of the word.

I believe this is correct, but that's assuming IRC something that was long ago and far away.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 04:50 PM (RJQ8g)

81 What's crazy to me is that Cleese is 83 and still doing shows. At some point don't you just want to sit on a beach somewhere and not worry about anything work related?

I like what I do for a living. But I'm sure as fuck not planning to work into my 80s.

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 04:50 PM (OalnH)

82 Cleese is right, Life of Brian is their best work. It is funnier than Holy Grail.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (N+31p)

83 I think that's fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (ufFY8)

84 What's crazy to me is that Cleese is 83 and still doing shows. At some point don't you just want to sit on a beach somewhere and not worry about anything work related?

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 04:50 PM (OalnH)

A good question for like 75% of our politicians.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (DRSnL)

85 72 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (ZSK0i)

Men have "breasts" they lack functioning alveoli cells for milk production if we are going to be precise.

Women do not have vas deferens thus they do not ejaculate semen....well Davis French's wife may when she has contractions after pulling a train but I digress.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (X0I7i)

86 >So this dude is just completely bugnuts, chasing an impossibility that serves no purpose anyway. And nobody will tell him that (or he ignored them).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

I understand it is possible (from the NIH)
It has been previously reported that men with and without known disease can produce milk, but no studies to date have demonstrated that their secretion contains milk constituents produced specifically by the breast. The present study shows the presence of lactose, alpha-lactalbumin, and lactoferrin in the breast secretion of a 27-yr-old male who had galactorrhea associated with hyperprolactinaemia.

Still not a normal thing. My guess is tranny 'mom' is on some abnormal regimen of hormones/drugs.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (NgqoH)

87 Its raining here. Here tends to be in the rain shadow of the Rocky Mountains and a lot of rain that falls west of I-25 doesn't reach us. Farmers and ranchers needed a wet spring, it was very very dry last year. Now I hope there will be a dry period so they can put up their hay in early June. And while I'm trying not to be negative I'm getting tired of rain. 300 days of sunshine/year is one of the state's draws for me.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (3cGpq)

88 I dunno is Monty Python not funny because I don't get British humor, or are they just not funny?

Posted by: Regular joe at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (nnp+f)

89 Cleese is right, Life of Brian is their best work. It is funnier than Holy Grail.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (N+31p)
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Of all their films, it's probably the most "complete" in that it really tells a story from start to finish. "Meaning of Life" is just a bunch of sketches stitched together. "Holy Grail" has more story structure, but it just sort of ends with no resolution.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (YIVH2)

90 @81

>>At some point don't you just want to sit on a beach somewhere and not worry about anything work related?

His entire life and being is devoted to his craft, same as Shatner, same as Eastwood, etc.

They literally know of no other way of existing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2023 04:53 PM (up/3i)

91 76 What's in the Box!?!

What's in the Box?!?
Posted by: Mills at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (53oGX)

NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

STUPID!!! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!!

Posted by: Kuni at May 24, 2023 04:53 PM (DTX3h)

92 Still not a normal thing. My guess is tranny 'mom' is on some abnormal regimen of hormones/drugs.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (NgqoH)
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Well, that goes without saying. *All* trannies that "transition" are on abnormal regimens of hormones and drugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (DU+/6)

93 RIP Tina

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (Tuo+M)

94 We used to watch Flying Circus every Sunday and I've seen most of their movies.

I found them quite funny and entertaining overall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

95 Good Lord. Did a 12 year old girl hijack Trump's Truth account?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (cn09p)

96 86 Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (NgqoH)

It is a lot like "genuine hermaphrodism" which occurs so infrequently it should be akin to a shooting star leading the way to Gallelli....

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (X0I7i)

97 Has anyone told Pence to eff off lately?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 24, 2023 04:55 PM (DcKNO)

98 Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 04:50 PM (OalnH)

I think most performers including singers continue for as long as they can because they get a lot of energy from their juices flowing and of course like the attention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 04:55 PM (Keyt1)

99 I cringe in consternation that Joe Mannix will post a link to Tim Curry in his Clockwork Orange costume just to pawn us.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 24, 2023 04:55 PM (QssvT)

100 I'm relieved to know they can still do the "Biggus Lady Dickus" bit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)

101 The line in Life of Brian with "But you can't have a baby, where are you going to gestate it? in a box?" is great. How sad for them to remove that bit.

We are getting a bit of small hail here now. Everybody can always complain about hail since it beats on the crops.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 24, 2023 04:56 PM (3cGpq)

102 85 72 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 04:48 PM (ZSK0i)

Men have "breasts" they lack functioning alveoli cells for milk production if we are going to be precise.

Women do not have vas deferens thus they do not ejaculate semen....well Davis French's wife may when she has contractions after pulling a train but I digress.
Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (X0I7i)

the little engine that could

Posted by: Cranberries at May 24, 2023 04:56 PM (og5mY)

103 most performers including singers continue for as long as they can
==
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 24, 2023 04:56 PM (sh1GZ)

104 98-Meant "creative" juices flowing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 04:56 PM (Keyt1)

105 Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 24, 2023 04:56 PM (sh1GZ)

Well, he's still a pretty long ways from 83.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

106 I watched a "ten funniest moments of MP" vid last night. Used to watch it quite often. Didn't laugh once. I guess there's something wrong with me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2023 04:57 PM (Angsy)

107 South Park may be the only entertainment vehicle that operates without fear.

That's it. One mainstream show with the balls to remain true to itself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2023 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

108 most performers including singers continue for as long as they can

Tina turner is done performing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 04:57 PM (GnNvu)

109 @104

>>98-Meant "creative" juices flowing.

We know what you meant, you saucy lass.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2023 04:57 PM (up/3i)

110 Following the murder of George Floyd, the $50,000 per year Brentwood School in Los Angeles announced that it was reimagining its purpose "with an eye toward anti-racism" and DEI. Parent Jerome Eisenberg, whose daughter attends the school, called it a "bait and switch" on parents - suing the school last year for breach of contract, civil rights violations and emotional distress.

"The curriculum change shifted away from teaching students critical thinking skills — how to think — and started indoctrinating them into what to think, based on Brentwood’s preferred political fad of the moment," reads Eisenberg's lawsuit - which entered private arbitration in November.

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 04:58 PM (RHGPo)

111 I don't blame the censors, I blame the people complying with them.

Posted by: lorien1973 at May 24, 2023 04:58 PM (Lavx8)

112 Satan told Loretta she couldn't have babies because she was a man? Well there it is,

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 04:59 PM (Uv0D2)

113 Top government officials violated the plaintiffs’ rights to free speech and peaceful assembly when they pressured Big Tech companies to crack down on people sharing their experience after receiving the COVID-19 vaccines, Brianne Dressen, the woman, and the other plaintiffs say.

“Through threats, pressure, inducement, and coercion, Defendants now work in concert with social media companies to censor content the government deems ‘disinformation,’ ‘misinformation,’ and ‘malinformation’—a feat that the government could never lawfully accomplish alone,” the 124-page suit, filed in U.S. court in southern Texas, states.

In addition to Biden, defendants include Rob Flaherty, a top adviser to Biden; White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre; the Department of Homeland Security; the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention; and Surgeon General Vivek Murthy.

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM (RHGPo)

114 I don't blame the censors, I blame the people complying with them.

With what she was wearing, she was asking for it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM (ZSK0i)

115 Still not a normal thing. My guess is tranny 'mom' is on some abnormal regimen of hormones/drugs.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (NgqoH)
++++
Well, that goes without saying. *All* trannies that "transition" are on abnormal regimens of hormones and drugs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (DU+/6)

Usually mental health drugs, too. I looked it up when you asked, and found another case where of course the tranny was on drugs for "panic disorder."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

116 Dawn of History-2018 or so: Duh, men can't get pregnant...are you stupid or something?

2018-The Final Stupiding: Oh is your birth giver a man or a woman?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM (lc5cP)

117 George Floyd killed himself. No, really.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

118 I don't blame the censors, I blame the people complying with them.
Posted by: lorien1973

I'm a big enough person to blame both.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:01 PM (GnNvu)

119 https://youtu.be/Dgp9MPLEAqA

Huh, still there. Figure YTube would have nuked it by now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:01 PM (sAmhv)

120 South Park may be the only entertainment vehicle that operates without fear.

Eh, that's not really true.

SP has never. Not once made any kind of SP-style joke about Obama or Biden. And there was plenty of Grade A comedy fodder with both of those guys.

They're just as cowardly as everybody else in Hollywood.

.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:01 PM (RJQ8g)

121 117 Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

Fentanyl enemas are awesomesauce as is scarfing down ALL the drugs.

//St George of Houston Child Services

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:02 PM (X0I7i)

122 Dawn of History-2018 or so: Duh, men can't get pregnant...are you stupid or something?

2018-The Final Stupiding: Oh is your birth giver a man or a woman?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 05:00 PM

As has been repeatedly said here, what a very stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2023 05:02 PM (Wnv9h)

123 Scathing Review of Joe Scarborough by John Fetterman Staffer

Says Joe Scarborough "actually sucks"

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 05:03 PM (RHGPo)

124 Posted by: Beartooth at May 24, 2023 04:55 PM (QssvT)

I think Tim Curry would be against censorship. I also think he's believe that mutilation of kids to "change" their gender is bizarre and wrong. I know a number of liberals-including my sister-who's a scientist who thinks this stuff is wacko and totally wrong. She's knows what a man and what a woman are. She got a A in her Biology courses in high school and college.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 05:03 PM (Keyt1)

125 The best part of the that scene in Life of Brian is the last two lines , Palin "it's a symbol of our fight against oppression" Cleese "it's a symbol of his fight against reality". Same crap as today

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 05:03 PM (XaUsS)

126 Where's your fetus going to gestate? In a box?

--------

I always assumed in the case of Pothole Pete that it was in his father's rectum.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 05:04 PM (Z5tH+)

127 PaleRider send some rain to me, it's going to be over two weeks without any here in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 05:04 PM (xhxe8)

128 124 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 05:03 PM (Keyt1)

Yes there is a regular green lantern corps of "progressive good people" who are just champing at the bit to FINALLY stop this march of the jackasses....

any day now

any

day

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:04 PM (X0I7i)

129 What's crazy to me is that Cleese is 83 and still doing shows. At some point don't you just want to sit on a beach somewhere and not worry about anything work related?

Posted by: Montec

Dude has multiple ex-wives. So, add alimony with child support (probably) and yes, he'll work till he's dead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (sAmhv)

130 89 Cleese is right, Life of Brian is their best work. It is funnier than Holy Grail.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 24, 2023 04:51 PM (N+31p)
---
Of all their films, it's probably the most "complete" in that it really tells a story from start to finish. "Meaning of Life" is just a bunch of sketches stitched together. "Holy Grail" has more story structure, but it just sort of ends with no resolution.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 04:52 PM (YIVH2)

I'll need to see Life of Brian again - it's been years since I last saw it.

On a slightly different note, I heard that Mel Brooks finally released History of the World, Part II on Hulu. I have absolutely no interest in watching it. Don't begrudge 90+ year-old Mel cashing in, but I won't watch it. It ends with Part I for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (/iWhV)

131 Where’s the fetus going to gestate? In a box?

Posted by: LexisTexas at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (vkXsv)

132 As has been repeatedly said here, what a very stupid time to be alive.

I've thought and read on this a bit. 1920s is the only era I can find close.

Posted by: Right Wing Hate Machine at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (QhydF)

133 I'm really tired of this sick timeline.

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2023 05:06 PM (kHtnd)

134 Is "Big Mutilation" original? I'm stealing that regardless.

Cleese:

"I think there were a lot of things that were actually, in some strange way, predictive of what was actually going to happen later."

Reckon, John? I'll be generous and assume you were not an earlier canceller; you may not have been. In the meantime, the Frito Bandito and Mark Twain say "hi."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 24, 2023 05:06 PM (KSNKu)

135 I have no idea what a life of brian is? Does it play 3rd base for the Mets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:06 PM (pmmLi)

136
Out: Crucifixion or Freedom?
In: Mutilation or Hormones?

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 05:06 PM (Z5tH+)

137 Dude has multiple ex-wives. So, add alimony with child support (probably) and yes, he'll work till he's dead.
Posted by: Puddleglum

If you are still paying child support at 83, you have really screwed the pooch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (GnNvu)

138
The biggest hit on Broadway a few years ago, Hamilton, was seen by 400,000 people, tops.
with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

90% of those people were tourists who wanted to go back to the suburbs and brag that they'd been to a Broadway Show. It's not as if New Yawkers are willing to spend their own money on Broadway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (n+4am)

139 On a slightly different note, I heard that Mel Brooks finally released History of the World, Part II on Hulu. I have absolutely no interest in watching it. Don't begrudge 90+ year-old Mel cashing in, but I won't watch it. It ends with Part I for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (/iWhV)

It's awful and not the least bit funny.

Heavy on woke, light on jokes.

Mel should be ashamed.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (RJQ8g)

140 Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:04 PM (X0I7i)

I didn't say they're chomping at the bit or there are millions of them; I said they think it's bizarre. Please allow me to know some Democrats who are not loons.. My sister's vote doesn't matter. She is British citizen now

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (Keyt1)

141 On a slightly different note, I heard that Mel Brooks finally released History of the World, Part II on Hulu. I have absolutely no interest in watching it. Don't begrudge 90+ year-old Mel cashing in, but I won't watch it. It ends with Part I for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (/iWhV)

As soon as I saw Wanda Sykes was involved, I was out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:08 PM (DRSnL)

142 137:If you are still paying child support at 83, you have really screwed the pooch.
Posted by: rickb223

I didn't think so either, but you never know. Self control isn't a hallmark of celebrities.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:08 PM (sAmhv)

143 Where’s the fetus going to gestate? In a box?
Posted by: LexisTexas at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (vkXsv)

Somebody should do a "Dr Suess" thing with "would you gestate in box"/ Muldoon could do it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 05:08 PM (Keyt1)

144 Anyone have a great accelerant, because I am burning Bridges at a tremendous pace as I progress to my detach date from The Navy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (pmmLi)

145 I have no idea what a life of brian is?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:06 PM

If you asked the real CBD, he'd tell you it's The Beach Boys, the greatest band in rock and roll history.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)

146 140 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (Keyt1)

Progressives who think Tranny Bathroom Joy and Child Mutilation are confusing but do nothing to change their voting patterns probably have a hard time sussing out "cause" and "effect."

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (X0I7i)

147 125 The best part of the that scene in Life of Brian is the last two lines , Palin "it's a symbol of our fight against oppression" Cleese "it's a symbol of his fight against reality". Same crap as today
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 05:03 PM (XaUsS)

It is an amazing, outstanding film. True story: in my little city, in a heavily Catholic area, the owner of the video rental store (remember those?) put THE LIFE OF BRIAN in a section devoted to religious and spiritual genres.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (KSNKu)

148 If you are still paying child support at 83, you have really screwed the pooch.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (GnNvu)

DeNiro just fathered another kid at 79.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (DRSnL)

149 f you are still paying child support at 83, you have really screwed the pooch.
Posted by: rickb223

Well ya screwed something

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (pmmLi)

150 Heckler and Koch has walked back it's prior woke ad and apparently fired it's ad director. Story at Twitchy . Good recovery from a stupid move.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (XaUsS)

151 144 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (pmmLi)

enjoy every millisecond of the transition phase NGU.....

figure out where you want to live and practice there.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (X0I7i)

152 Anyone have a great accelerant, because I am burning Bridges at a tremendous pace as I progress to my detach date from The Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM

How does zombie Lloyd or Jeff feel about that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

153 120 SP has never. Not once made any kind of SP-style joke about Obama or Biden. And there was plenty of Grade A comedy fodder with both of those guys.

They're just as cowardly as everybody else in Hollywood.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:01 PM (RJQ8g)

They didn't poke fun at Shrub, either. Well, there was that one exchange ("Are you high or just stupid?" "I assure you that I'm not high.") but that was pretty tame. While they loved taking the piss out of Hillary!, it seemed that they largely avoided presidential politics altogether.

Until Bad Orange Man, of course.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (DTX3h)

154 Good Lord. Did a 12 year old girl hijack Trump's Truth account?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2023 04:54 PM (cn09p)

__

??

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (OalnH)

155 DeNiro just fathered another kid at 79.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM (DRSnL)

Who the hell slept with those old man balls?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (pmmLi)

156 Seen a couple of Monty Python movies but way more remember their TV shows on Saturday night

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 05:11 PM (xhxe8)

157 How does zombie Lloyd or Jeff feel about that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Beau Bridges, yes I'm still around at May 24, 2023 05:12 PM (PiwSw)

158 I'll need to see Life of Brian again - it's been years since I last saw it.

Oh yeah, I have the DVD. Time to plop it in the player. The scene with Brian and the alien spaceship is worth the price of admission right there, let alone the lessons in latin grammar.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:12 PM (ZSK0i)

159 On a slightly different note, I heard that Mel Brooks finally released History of the World, Part II on Hulu. I have absolutely no interest in watching it. Don't begrudge 90+ year-old Mel cashing in, but I won't watch it. It ends with Part I for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (/iWhV)

___

It's probably woke shit.

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:12 PM (OalnH)

160 I'm so old I remember a woman comedian, possibly Joan Rivers, who made a joke about carrying a baby in her handbag following her hysterectomy.

Posted by: huerfano at May 24, 2023 05:13 PM (7zEAH)

161 153 120 SP has never.
They didn't poke fun at Shrub, either.

whadda ya mean? they had a whole *show* dedicated to him. "that's my bush". short-lived.

Posted by: anachronda at May 24, 2023 05:13 PM (oY6Yp)

162 Where’s the fetus going to gestate? In a box?
Posted by: LexisTexas

I need to quit reading while driving. I originally read that as Festus and was going to say at Miss Kitty's.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM (GnNvu)

163 Well, the original History of the World pulled a 6.8/10 on the IMDB. Part II is pulling an anemic 5.7.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM (ZSK0i)

164 At that age, if Cleese did the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch, he'd throw out a hip.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM (PiwSw)

165 Mel should be ashamed.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (RJQ8g)

Another contrarian position. Don't mean to be but I just don't find his work funny. Admittedly I have used a few lines from his movies more than once.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

166 They didn't poke fun at Shrub, either.

Ackshewallee, Trey and Matt devoted a whole new show, "That's My Bush!" to making fun of Bush on Comedy Central.

You can probably find it online. But, it wasn't great.

So, again. Cowardly.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:15 PM (RJQ8g)

167 Sissies. I can't believe they caved on this. I'll never pay to see that play.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 24, 2023 05:15 PM (H63+u)

168 Blessed are the cheesemakers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 05:15 PM (XaUsS)

169 And how did John Cleese react to the totalitarian insistence on censoring his work?

He bravely ran away!
("Did not!)
Bravely ran away!
("Not so!)
Brave, Brave Sir John Cleese!

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (VDbGO)

170 Beaten to the punch.

*shakes fist at anachondra*

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (RJQ8g)

171 @155

>>Who the hell slept with those old man balls?

Internet say DeNiro's net worth is 500 million dollars.

To paraphrase The Golden Scalp Weasel, if you're rich, you can get them to do anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (up/3i)

172 161 153 120 SP has never.
They didn't poke fun at Shrub, either.

whadda ya mean? they had a whole *show* dedicated to him. "that's my bush". short-lived.
Posted by: anachronda at May 24, 2023 05:13 PM (oY6Yp)

True! But, South Park didn't.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (DTX3h)

173
I've mentioned this before, but Cleese used to shop for groceries at the same Vons I shopped at in Montecito. Talked to him briefly in the check out line a couple of times, and I gotta admit that he was a nice guy.

But anyone who goes out in public without washing his hair for a month isn't someone to take seriously. I swear, it looked like he'd dipped his melon in a vat of dandruff-infused lard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (n+4am)

174 I have used a few lines from his movies more than once.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM

Did they work, and if so, which ones were they?

Asking for HordeSourceChatGPT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 05:17 PM (a3Q+t)

175 As has been repeatedly said here, what a very stupid time to be alive.

I've thought and read on this a bit. 1920s is the only era I can find close.

Posted by: Right Wing Hate Machine at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM (QhydF)

---------

I was thinking we may have to go all the way back to Homo Erectus.

/Insert obligatory Beavis and Butthead: "He said Homo. Heh. Heh. He said Erectus. Heh. Heh."

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 05:18 PM (bxDDB)

176 I swear, it looked like he'd dipped his melon in a vat of dandruff-infused lard.

Puts down Pringles, barfs.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)

177 Who the hell slept with those old man balls?

Internet say DeNiro's net worth is 500 million dollars.

To paraphrase The Golden Scalp Weasel, if you're rich, you can get them to do anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (up/3i)

Yeah, but has been thru a few divorces I think, so I am sure some of that 'Fortune" has been redistributed. LOL.

Still real old man balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:18 PM (pmmLi)

178 But anyone who goes out in public without washing his hair for a month isn't someone to take seriously. I swear, it looked like he'd dipped his melon in a vat of dandruff-infused lard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2023 05:16 PM (n+4am)

Yuck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:19 PM (DRSnL)

179
I swear, it looked like he'd dipped his melon in a vat of dandruff-infused lard.

Puts down Pringles, barfs.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)

If I may be so bold, the problem just MIGHT be the Pringles rather than my anecdote.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2023 05:20 PM (n+4am)

180 I have used a few lines from his movies more than once.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM

Did they work, and if so, which ones were they?

Asking for HordeSourceChatGPT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 05:17 PM (a3Q

I did yell ' were all da white women at !! ' when I walked into a Happy Hour once.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:20 PM (MNhXM)

181 166 Ackshewallee, Trey and Matt devoted a whole new show, "That's My Bush!" to making fun of Bush on Comedy Central.

You can probably find it online. But, it wasn't great.

So, again. Cowardly.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 05:15 PM (RJQ8g)

Yeah, I remember the commercials but never watched it. There were more than enough other outlets for Bush hatred which I didn't even share until years later.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2023 05:20 PM (DTX3h)

182 I have used a few lines from his movies more than once.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:14 PM

Did they work, and if so, which ones were they?

Asking for HordeSourceChatGPT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 05:17 PM (a3Q+t)

Seize this, honkus!

Seems to have a social currency today, in certain circles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2023 05:22 PM (Angsy)

183 144 Anyone have a great accelerant, because I am burning Bridges at a tremendous pace as I progress to my detach date from The Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM
Texas needs good dentists.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 05:22 PM (Uv0D2)

184 Time has shown how much Mel Brooks needed Gene Wilder.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 05:22 PM (RqMSv)

185 Texas needs good dentists.
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 05:22 PM (Uv0D2)

I still have my office in NJ to go back to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:22 PM (pmmLi)

186 The circle is squared. Clease-Idle are now what they previously mocked; upper and mid class brit society.

I'm certain that an old scouser friend is now smiling - the type of humor MP played at was class-caste based - as working class in Liverpool he hated MP with passion.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:23 PM (7Tb4o)

187 Ace, a link for you, from the Washington Examiner
Ted Cruz announces investigation into Bud Light for targeting children

The question has been "why did Bud Lite do such a stupid thing?" and the explanation has been, "they are like the scorpion, it is their nature" which doesn't solve a thing.

Cruz' comment is that Dylan Mulvaney is a TikToker who is MOSTLY followed by young girls. As such, it appears Bud is trying to get really young future consumers to hold as customers for life, to replace all those ageing out frat-boys

https://tinyurl.com/mryuy9ah

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2023 05:23 PM (xhaym)

188 STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

REG: What?!

LORETTA: It's my right as a man.

JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! -- Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: [crying]
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 24, 2023 05:24 PM (ytSiK)

189 Abby...someone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:24 PM (DRSnL)

190 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:24 PM (PiwSw)

191 Unbelievable but believable as well.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (ytSiK)

192 Anyone have a great accelerant, because I am burning Bridges at a tremendous pace as I progress to my detach date from The Navy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:09 PM

Nevergiveup, you should do NONE of these things

https://tinyurl.com/f4jvbjek

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (xhaym)

193 Heckler and Koch has walked back it's prior woke ad and apparently fired it's ad director. Story at Twitchy . Good recovery from a stupid move.

Still not convinced. Posting a clip from Jurassic Park with the words “new social media manager” is just a meme, not an unambiguous retraction. Unfortunately, an awful lot of people seem eager to pretend that it is.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (nfrXX)

194 Cleese's big mistake was acting what an actor thought.
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Begs the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

195 139 It's awful and not the least bit funny.

Heavy on woke, light on jokes.

Mel should be ashamed.

yeah, well, "paws of fury" wasn't funny, either. it was mostly reruns of old jokes from previous movies, along with a few anachronisms (for example, there's a scene where characters are fighting on the "sanitized for your protection" banner of a giant toilet. when's the last time you've even *seen* a "sanitized for your protection" banner?).

Posted by: anachronda at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (oY6Yp)

196 Heckler and Koch has walked back it's prior woke ad and apparently fired it's ad director. Story at Twitchy . Good recovery from a stupid move.
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That's why Transheuser-Busch should've done to Alissa Schicklgruber, or whatever her name is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

197 Dude has multiple ex-wives. So, add alimony with child support (probably) and yes, he'll work till he's dead.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:05 PM

*looks at hourglass*

Soon...

Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at May 24, 2023 05:29 PM (Wnv9h)

198 If I may be so bold, the problem just MIGHT be the Pringles rather than my anecdote.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2023 05:20 PM (n+4am)

No, it's your anecdote. o_O

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (ZSK0i)

199 Lovely day, I should go do something else.

Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (xhaym)

200 I recall seeing this in theaters and there were protesters outside telling people not to go in. We went.

Posted by: WhitePunk at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (6ztuf)

201 Blessed are the cheesemakers...

Posted by: WhitePunk at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (6ztuf)

202 My suspicion is that they know exactly who the "bomber" is, and it's either Antifa or one of their own ringers. And they just don't want to admit it.

The FBI has morphed from being lead by a megalomanic crossdresser into a mashup of the Stasi meets CIA psyops populated with Agent Smith types. Oswald killed Kennedy, Epstein killed himself, The Michigan goofballs were not setup by the FBI, The FBI had no agents stoking the J6 cockup, The FBI didn't spy on Trump, The Obama administration didn't spy on Trump, The FBI didn't entrap Flynn, The raid on Trump's home was not ordered by the WH. And now it seems the FBI lied about not knowing who the bomber was - well, thankfully this is a one off thing.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (a175k)

203 If you are still paying child support at 83, you have really screwed the pooch.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:07 PM (GnNvu)

Hey now! You take that back! Woof!

Posted by: Cleese's last wife at May 24, 2023 05:56 PM (xlzFg)

204 Who the hell slept with those old man balls?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2023 05:10 PM (pmmLi)

You've seen his balls?!

Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (xlzFg)

205 None of you rotten skunks nooded!

Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2023 06:05 PM (xlzFg)

206 I bet they couldn't do the Lumber Jack song anymore
Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2023 04:38 PM (bs+z0)

Nor, the "Close Order Mincing About" skit.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 24, 2023 06:24 PM (pJWtt)

207
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Posted by: Victoria Parrish at May 25, 2023 03:14 AM (sxpjv)

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Posted by: twinkle at May 27, 2023 01:49 AM (xv7iH)

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