Former Biden Administration Nuclear Materials Commissar, and Also Transvestite "Puppy Play" Pervert Sam Brinton, Arrested as a "Fugitive From Justice"

I believe Brinton still holds a Top Secret clearance from the Biden Administration, who will never, ever revoke it.

Not when we're practically in Pride Month. NOT PRIDE MONTH-ADJACENT!!!

I'm not even sure he's been formally fired by Biden. He may just be on leave.

Apparently he skipped out on his court hearing for stealing women's luggage and clothing.

Sam Brinton, the "nonbinary" activist tapped by Joe Biden for a key nuclear role before he was fired for repeatedly stealing women's clothes, was arrested Wednesday night as a "fugitive from justice," The Daily Wire has learned.
Montgomery County, Maryland, police arrested him at his home on Wednesday, police logs show. He is currently in jail and being held without bond.

He's set to appear for a hearing today. I think the hearing will just be about his status as a fugitive from justice, not about the serial Creep-Thief behavior that caused him to flee justice.

As Libs of TikTok points out, what really hits you in the guts in cases like this is where someone suddenly reveals himself to be a disgusting mentally-ill criminal, with no warning signs whatsoever.

Former Biden official Sam Brinton has been arrested as “fugitive from Justice” after stealing luggage from multiple airports. If only there had been some warning signs…https://t.co/j4tECHlHgJ pic.twitter.com/UrtVhDJskV
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 18, 2023

Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Ace at 01:05 PM

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1 Heh. Puppy Power.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (aJxr8)

3 So close...

Posted by: GF at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (aJxr8)

4 Five head

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2023 01:06 PM (OgrpQ)

5 fruitcake

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 18, 2023 01:06 PM (S+j2h)

6 Sounds like a resumé enhancer!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (MeG8a)

7 I think this guy might be a fag!

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (NsE9F)

8 When I look at those pictures of this creature, the immortal words of George V come to mind:

I thought men like that shot themselves."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (AW0uW)

9 He was just brining his whole self to work.

Posted by: MJ at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (zwDuR)

10 Apparently, it's a plus to be mentally ill when it comes to government promotions. Trump was wrong: it isn't a swamp, it's a cesspool of yuuuuuuge proportions.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (PvVvQ)

11 Those that go along with the "okay, we'll pretend he's normal and not at all mentally ill" can shove it up their ass.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (DcKNO)

12 idiot

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (BRHaw)

13 As Libs of TikTok points out, what really hits you in the guts in cases like this is where someone suddenly reveals himself to be a disgusting mentally-ill criminal, with no warning signs whatsoever.

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Well, all those pictures are perfectly normal and acceptable, so I can't tell if there's supposed to be snark here or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

14 PAW PATROL IS ON THE JOB

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (dKiJG)

15 Darn. I was hoping this would be a palate cleanser, a video of real puppies gamboling on a lawn. No such luck.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (J2vNu)

16 That chick in the ad has incredibly green eyes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (Mpg1P)

17 It's like that time I was staring at the horizon in very early morning and this huge bright thing suddenly started to appear.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (jlCyW)

18 I guess somebody could file a FOIA to determine exactly who all selected and interviewed Dogboi for the job. It would be as amusingly futile as any other course of action.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (MvF+J)

19 Are we sure that he was just stealing women's clothing and not nuclear secrets and/or material?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (Rl7KJ)

20 Also, in the old thread:
287 "Why is J Edgar Hoover on your phone?"

"Well, he's on everbody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (Wy1BU)

Nice Clue ref, MM.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

21 with no warning signs whatsoever.
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For some reason, 'Rachel' Levine just came to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (LoE4a)

22 I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.. He seemed like such a normal young man

Posted by: Joe Robbinette at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (bs+z0)

23 Old Sam must have said the wrong thing to get thrown under the bus, maybe Joe will pardon it.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (X0I7i)

24 Hey, call me Pollyanna but I'm encouraged by the fact that they arrested him, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (pTb/Z)

25 For some reason, 'Rachel' Levine just came to mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (LoE4a)

LOL... Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (bs+z0)

26 Next stop, onlyfans. If he's not there already.

This prediction is a standard joke by the way but in his case I mean it literally

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (AxmOr)

27 What a person does in their own time isn't relevant to whether they can do the job they say . He's completely out about his kinks so he can't be bribed or blackmailed they say. His mental health is private , you bigot , they say.
Oh you knew nothing of his panty piracy? He's an effing wack job who does not belong within 100 miles of nuclear waste.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (lRky4)

28 For some reason, 'Rachel' Levine just came to mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (LoE4a)

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He's fucking nuts too.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (DcKNO)

29 Insisting upon third person plural pronouns is a sure sign you are fucking nuts.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (uE10U)

30 On topic:

Quote Tweet: Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken · 17h

On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (QCAe2)

31 Maybe he wants to go to pound me in the ass prison. A lot.

Posted by: NCKate at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (d5Qya)

32 I believe that it would be unconstitutional either to revoke his clearance or to fire him over this. I'm pretty sure David French has said so, and that settles it.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (TgBWG)

33 He's fucking nuts too.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (DcKNO)

Legumephilia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

34 Nothing will happen. He'll barble out some totally bullshit excuse that'll smell like penis, and all will be good and forgiven. This guy should be locked away forever in a mental institution.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

35 For some reason, 'Rachel' Levine just came to mind.
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He's fucking nuts too.

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That's the plus sign at the end of LGBTQ

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (QCAe2)

36 Per the Daily Mail, Brinton is also a member of the sisters of perpetual indulgence, an anti-Christian organization.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (lTGtQ)

37 You gotta figure this weirdo has such a sense of entitlement and privilege that he just doesn't think the law even applies. Like some 17th century lord dealing with a summons "away, little man" (smacks with horse whip)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (0hOvj)

38 I wonder what the "humans are basically good" people think about this?

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (Emce2)

39 Morning briefing for US Nuclear Waste Czar, never changes:

"Yup, it's still sitting there, decaying. Good job!"

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (MvF+J)

40 Top. Trannies.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (Xrfse)

41 8 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (AW0uW)

They used to kill themselves, that was before the mental health profession decided in the 90s that they were the most specialest people on Earth and 99.97% people's natural judgement needed "fixing."

Now these programmed timebombs take that cognitive dissonance energy and aim it outward rather than inward.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (X0I7i)

42 Hey, call me Pollyanna but I'm encouraged by the fact that they arrested him, at least.
Posted by: bluebell
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It ain't over yet, but I too am surprised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (LoE4a)

43 Do you know who is also nuts?

That lesbian, dumbass they have as the WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN.

This person actually speaks for the White House.

Huh, fitting I guess.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (DcKNO)

44 From Wikipedia

"According to Brinton, their parents disapproved of Brinton's attraction to a male friend from school, and sent the then-middle school student for conversion therapy, an experience Brinton later described as "barbaric" and "painful" in a New York Times op-ed. During one particularly extreme conversion therapy session, Brinton stated that they were bound to a table while ice, heat, and electricity were applied to their body, all while being forced to watch film clips of gay intimacy."

1. Did not happen.
2. Sounds like an S&M fantasy.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (jNg9D)

45 I'm bringing this over from the last thread.

The five greatest NFL players are:

Brown
Payton
Rice
Montana
Taylor

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (o/vR0)

46 It's almost as if there is evil afoot.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (lZVy/)

47 I have long believed that trans-ism is, for many, a component of an oppositional-defiant disorder.

Basically an old story of a malignant personality rooted in the need to defy anyone else's rules, and demanding others bend to theirs. What's new is trans-ideology has become available as a convenient and highly strategy for them.

Posted by: Zek at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (5FPX4)

48
Willowed:

Ivan Grozny was a whack job.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:03 PM (Mpg1P)

Undoubtedly. But... He knew how to deal with a problem such as ours. His oprichnina wrecked the treasury and caused a major military problem on his Western flank. But those things could be and were dealt with later.

After he put paid to those treacherous boyars once and for good. They had to go, and they did. For better or worse, they had to die so that a Russian state could be formed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (oINRc)

49 And if it was a normal person, they would have been buried under the jail. But we know this.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (4olE8)

50 You gotta figure this weirdo has such a sense of entitlement and privilege that he just doesn't think the law even applies. Like some 17th century lord dealing with a summons "away, little man" (smacks with horse whip)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

--

(lays $100 on table)

And he's right.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (QCAe2)

51 Atomic Tranny Dog-Boy's gonna' his nose rubbed in some shit.

And it'll like it!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (Q4IgG)

52 1. Did not happen.
2. Sounds like an S&M fantasy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (jNg9D)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

53 You want puppies gamboling on the lawn.

You'd accept dogs gambling on black velvet.

You get Sam Brinton and his Parvo-pals.

Posted by: It's a Dog's Life at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (Nn3xT)

54 36 Per the Daily Mail, Brinton is also a member of the sisters of perpetual indulgence, an anti-Christian organization.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (lTGtQ)

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His marriage was a Satanic ritual. There are pictures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

55 Hold it, I am shocked that he was arrested in Montgomery County, MD? Seriously, shocked. Who did puppy boy piss off for the Montgomery Co. PD to arrest him?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (q7hip)

56 Also, these are the things they imagine doing to their enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

57 I bet he weighs as much as me.

Posted by: The Duck at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (cRsgB)

58 I thought men like that shot themselves."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

That is a great quote

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (tQL7r)

59 Quote Tweet: Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken · 17h

On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (QCAe2)

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Is that fucking real??

I'm so sick of these retards. I'm so fired up I can't control my language.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (DcKNO)

60 36 Per the Daily Mail, Brinton is also a member of the sisters of perpetual indulgence, an anti-Christian organization.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (lTGtQ)

Dang! Where did I leave my shocked face?

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (Emce2)

61 Sam Brinton in Dragnet

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (33dT+)

62 Is this arrest a Historic First?

Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (PTDkx)

63 1. Did not happen.
2. Sounds like an S&M fantasy.

Definitely smells like shite

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (0hOvj)

64 Morning briefing for US Nuclear Waste Czar, never changes:

"Yup, it's still sitting there, decaying. Good job!"
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice
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There's probably a parallel for DoT.

'Look, we're doing a magnificent job of transporting migrants!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (LoE4a)

65 So, a pervert who has no respect for public morals also has no respect for public laws. Who'd have thought it?

Posted by: exdem13 at May 18, 2023 01:16 PM (W+kMI)

66 He's fucking nuts too.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (DcKNO)

What kind of nuts? And uh...are they uh... fuckable? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 18, 2023 01:16 PM (dRxzV)

67 So much for diversity making the world go around.

For coffee tips go back downstairs

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 01:16 PM (DHxRE)

68 On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.

"...unless they are doing so to make a straight kid into a tranny!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:16 PM (0hOvj)

69 Thank goodness he never did anything really kinky. Like noticing that Wray was lying .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2023 01:16 PM (8AONa)

70 What kind of nuts? And uh...are they uh... fuckable? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hunter B

You wouldn't like them. They're yellow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (0hOvj)

71 Did this clown leave Federal Service? If so, his clearance was (or should of been) administratively closed (if he was not there to be "read off" from the clearance. He may still have a valid Background Investigation as those tend to be good for five years. And he is still covered by the Non-Disclosure Statement he signed when he got the clearance. That's good pretty much until he dies.
But...yeah...democrats so who knows what is real anymore?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (anj39)

72 Laugh if you must, but just imagine all the wonderful boxes this nut job checked on his employment application.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (MeG8a)

73 All your luggage are belong to us.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (iOt02)

74 63 1. Did not happen.
2. Sounds like an S&M fantasy.

Definitely smells like shite
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (0hOvj)

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His parents and his sister, who are VERY loving to this nut say that none of that happened.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (DcKNO)

75 Sam was a good boy and was turning his life around.

Posted by: Stan at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (Xrfse)

76 "bound to a table while ice, heat, and electricity were applied to their body, all while being forced to watch film clips of gay intimacy."

There's at least a dozen sex clubs in NYC where fruits pay to have that done to them.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (MvF+J)

77 He's looks like a Sleestack and Chacka from Land of the Lost had a love child.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (OgrpQ)

78 48 YD, it’s my impression that most of that “treacherous boyar” stuff was mostly paranoia on Ivan’s part.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (Mpg1P)

79 He's fucking nuts too.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (DcKNO)

What kind of nuts? And uh...are they uh... fuckable? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hunter B.

Piss-tachios. Green shower compatible.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (lZVy/)

80 "So, a pervert who has no respect for public morals also has no respect for public laws. Who'd have thought it? --exdem13"

Are the words "pervert" or "normal" even still in the dictionary?

Posted by: Zek at May 18, 2023 01:18 PM (5FPX4)

81 70 What kind of nuts? And uh...are they uh... fuckable? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hunter B

You wouldn't like them. They're yellow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (0hOvj)

This reminds me of the 'Ball-do' brought up on a Nick Rekieta stream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

82 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

83 Hold it, I am shocked that he was arrested in Montgomery County, MD? Seriously, shocked. Who did puppy boy piss off for the Montgomery Co. PD to arrest him?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators
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I just want to know if the went in pre-dawn, full battle rattle, with frogmen in the nearest water. Was CNN there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:18 PM (LoE4a)

84 Sam Brinton in Dragnet
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (33dT+)

"That's why they call it dope, ma'm."

Posted by: Boswell at May 18, 2023 01:18 PM (+Cgut)

85 ace should review that product. The testimonial video Rekieta showed that stream was fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

86 On topic:

Quote Tweet: Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken · 17h

On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.

Phobia: noun. an extreme or irrational fear or aversion to something.

I Don't fear trannies, gays, or anything in between. What two (or more) ADULT people do to each other is there business.

But aversion? When is a strong dislike for something wrong?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (N39Ws)

87 I think Matt Walsh quoted his sister, speaking for the Brinton family, saying that we love Sam, but there was NO conversion therapy and non of his story happened the way he described it.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (DcKNO)

88 Only downside: you have to shave the boys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

89 I assumed Brinton would be immune from any prosecution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (63Dwl)

90 Hahahaha.
Wonder what his excuse was?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (NpAcC)

91 conversion therapy is another Black Legend that seems to have sprung up in gay circles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

92 Quote Tweet: Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken · 17h

On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (QCAe2)

I, for one, wish certain people would stop attempting to change other people's sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics. We keep having to chase those perverts out of our schools.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (Emce2)

93 Quote Tweet: Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken · 17h

On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.

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Is that fucking real??

I'm so sick of these retards. I'm so fired up I can't control my language.

Posted by: Seems Legit

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Yep.

https://tinyurl.com/2mmqplka

The bolded section is the smell-the-glove part. It's gaslighting all the way down.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (QCAe2)

94 Apropos of nothing at all, I really like the meme going around with the picture of captain Brody looking all bug-eyed at the back of the boat, but this time he says " We're going to need a bigger woodchipper"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (FCbAQ)

95 "If only there had been some warning signs"

lol

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

96 *waves to exdem13*

Crunchyroll now has Super Dimension Century Orguss available for viewing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (33dT+)

97 Per the Daily Mail, Brinton is also a member of the sisters of perpetual indulgence, an anti-Christian organization.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (lTGtQ)

Oh when you said anti-Christian organization I thought you were gonna say the US government or the DNC.

birm

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (P6CVl)

98 Sounds like a resumé enhancer!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM

Excuse me, but both é's in résumé should be accented.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (a3Q+t)

99 He's looks like a Sleestack and Chacka from Land of the Lost had a love child.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (OgrpQ)

Yah. It was a 3 some w/ Clint Howard. There's some question about who the father really is I'm guessing...

Posted by: The Escape Goat at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (dRxzV)

100 I guess he figured he was just exempt from having to obey silly little things like court orders. I'm as shocked as he is that he was wrong about that.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (nfrXX)

101 speaking of perverts, chareles cooke seems to be taking, the how you say, ah yes, piss with his article about Pete Buttigienege.

apparently, he loves mayor pete. lol

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (MLrvz)

102 Wait, so the FBI can his a pastor's house at 5am but can't find some queer who stole luggage?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (d2bW3)

103 Heh. Puppy Power.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

Sam Brinton = Scrappy Doo

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (0dJLW)

104 Excuse me, but both é's in résumé should be accented.
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Why?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (NsE9F)

105 I don't think there should be any conversion therapy with homosexuals, just regular therapy to help them get past this obsession with the same sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (0hOvj)

106 when a fag wants it good and hard

they get snatched

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (us2H3)

107 So saying "Billy you might be attracted to girls, just wait until you get a little older" is "conversion therapy" but putting up posters of "The Gender unicorn" and making ghey porn available to kids isn't.
Got it.

Posted by: Zek at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (5FPX4)

108 He's fucking nuts too.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (DcKNO)

Legumephilia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM

That's hot.

Posted by: Coconut fucker at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (Wnv9h)

109 52 1. Did not happen.
2. Sounds like an S&M fantasy.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (jNg9D)

This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

Well, considering the present state of the Mental Health "Profession" I can't actually rule this out.

They are currently promoting chopping the genitals off kids....

So...

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (9wdgA)

110 >we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics

You dumb cvnt, I'm pretty sure that a Frankenstein-level "surgery" to chop off a cock and balls and replace it with a colon-vag simulacrum is an "attempt to change a person's sex characteristics".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (a/py5)

111 I guess he figured he was just exempt from having to obey silly little things like court orders. I'm as shocked as he is that he was wrong about that.
Posted by: Oddbob

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I bet the court is pissed, too. Because if he'd shown up they could've thrown it out and that would be that.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (QCAe2)

112 According to Wikipedia, Brinton's the son of two Southern Baptist missionaries, and he was raised in Iowa.

Well, he certainly showed THEM!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (a9CYf)

113 "Excuse me, but both é's in résumé should be accented."

My allotment was depleted...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (MeG8a)

114 Wait, so the FBI can his a pastor's house at 5am but can't find some queer who stole luggage?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (d2bW3)

Who performed Brinton's background investigation?

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

115 oh, cooke is making fun of Wired's article on buttigenege, "the apses of his mind cathedral enthalled me into a such a spired madness of lust for the man, that I shnobbed his knob before I could even open my laptop..."

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (MLrvz)

116 He's fucking nuts too.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (DcKNO)

Legumephilia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)
.......

I knew he probably has a micropenis, but that's ridiculous.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

117 But aversion? When is a strong dislike for something wrong?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (N39Ws)

That's always bugged me too... Obviously "they" have an aversion to the the way God made them . That's not my problem nor do I have to be made to be "proud" of them... So when they say phobia BS I'm not afraid of them.. For the most part I'm Meh

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (bs+z0)

118 87 I think Matt Walsh quoted his sister, speaking for the Brinton family, saying that we love Sam, but there was NO conversion therapy and non of his story happened the way he described it.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (DcKNO)

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I would never imagine Sam Brinton to be the kind of guy to make things up for the purposes of gaining attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

119 What two (or more) ADULT people do to each other is there business.

Of course.

Posted by: Stan at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (Xrfse)

120 1950s America: You can't let freaks and perverts into high government positions because they are unstable.

2020s Amerika: THAT'S RACIST! Err...Bigoted. Also you can't expect very, very special people to follow the same rules that boring white cis-het people follow.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (lc5cP)

121 English is under no obligation to observe other languages’ diacritical marks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (Mpg1P)

122 I don't think there should be any conversion therapy with homosexuals, just regular therapy to help them get past this obsession with the same sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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"Tell us who abused you as a minor so we can press charges."

Wait, I think I see why they don't want it to happen.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (QCAe2)

123 That's hot.
Posted by: Coconut fucker at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (Wnv9h)

Call me. I have questions.

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (dRxzV)

124 Ugh. A draw between reading about this one & the Spare and the Mare.

Are we certain he wasn't arrested for not paying something in Montgomery County, MD? How's he afford to live there?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (GshMh)

125 Back when I was a defense attorney, we were in court sitting at our table waiting for the judge to emerge and the trial to begin. My client, who was also an airport luggage thief (allegedly!) said he had to go to the bathroom so I told him to go and to hurry. He lit out for the tall timber and we were all sitting there with our thumbs up our asses.

His crime was amusing (allegedly!). He was just sitting at home minding his own business when his phone rang. It was the airport which had found lost luggage and called the passenger but had fat fingered one digit. Now, your average person would have said, "Oh, that's not mine." But my client, a superior person, immediately saw an opportunity (allegedly!) It was just before Christmas and he figured there might be some good gifts inside (allegedly!) He met the delivery driver and made off with the swag (allegedly!)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (FVME7)

126 78 48 YD, it’s my impression that most of that “treacherous boyar” stuff was mostly paranoia on Ivan’s part.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:17 PM (Mpg1P)

The boyars are always treacherous, it's more a matter of degree and how problematic it is. Random people born to positions of power are not by nature saintly super-patriots. Rulers have to balance satisfying their interests with their own/the state/the people.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (eYoxG)

127 ==Morning briefing for US Nuclear Waste Czar, never changes:==

He brought a lot expertise in waste disposal repositories.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (jNg9D)

128 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.
Posted by: mrp

Hahn? Where are you getting that?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (jzzG8)

129 I saw Brown, Payton, Rice, Montana and Taylor open for the Hudson Brothers at the Bottom Line in '75.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (AW0uW)

130 What two (or more) ADULT people do to each other is there business.

--

They just wanted to be able to visit each other in the hospital!!!

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (QCAe2)

131 115 oh, cooke is making fun of Wired's article on buttigenege, "the apses of his mind cathedral enthalled me into a such a spired madness of lust for the man, that I shnobbed his knob before I could even open my laptop..."
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (MLrvz)

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Yeah, Charles CW Cooke is not nearly as bad as Jonah Goldberg.

I tend to assume that he's using dry British wit the few times I notice him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

132 Is that fucking real??

I'm so sick of these retards. I'm so fired up I can't control my language.

Posted by: Seems Legit

Yes they're the ones AGAINST changing someone sexuality or sexual characteristics. And they're against defunding the police. Tough on the border, tough on crime.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (HXQvh)

133 I would never imagine Sam Brinton to be the kind of guy to make things up for the purposes of gaining attention.

At some point, perhaps in the 90s, leftwing figures realized there is never any serious pushback for lying so...why not tell the biggest, most profitable lie you can come up with?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (lc5cP)

134 121 English is under no obligation to observe other languages’ diacritical marks.
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A Beep Beep - what he said!!

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (NsE9F)

135 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (T4tVD)

136 conversion therapy is another Black Legend that seems to have sprung up in gay circles.

Its real, its just not what they claim it is. There's no Clockwork Orange torture, its usually isolation and a lot of deprogramming techniques, often involving faith.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (0hOvj)

137
Well, considering the present state of the Mental Health "Profession" I can't actually rule this out.
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I post without comment:
'Rachel' Levine is a professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Penn State College of Medicine

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (LoE4a)

138 >>>Who performed Brinton's background investigation?

Posted by: mrp

Probably Queer Admiral Rachel Levine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (d2bW3)

139 121 English is under no obligation to observe other languages’ diacritical marks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (Mpg1P)

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To hastily split infinitives will not be accepted!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

140 101 It's tongue-in-cheek.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (MvF+J)

141 Shut up Wesley

Your best role was the one that ended up on the cutting room floor for The Last Starfighter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (33dT+)

142 Federal government embarrasses garbage.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (rJ48h)

143 38 I wonder what the "humans are basically good" people think about this?
Posted by: Emmie

Oh, you mean the Catholic church?

Posted by: Corona at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (nakGR)

144 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.
Posted by: mrp

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omg my favorite color scheme: blue on blue

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (AxmOr)

145 Well, it's good to know our Secretary of State has s/h/it priorities in order.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (Q4IgG)

146 Perhaps the Magistrate will smack Sam's snout with a rolled-up NYT.

Posted by: Bailiff, you know what to do at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (Nn3xT)

147 As Libs of TikTok points out, what really hits you in the guts in cases like this is where someone suddenly reveals himself to be a disgusting mentally-ill criminal, with no warning signs whatsoever. - Ace

You are so right but you do have to admit Brinton can rock it when wearing that yellow dress with the plunging neckline. Be still my loins.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (iGfKR)

148 someone needs to write a letter about this to someone else in congress. that'll fix it.

Posted by: citizenslave at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (WH742)

149 English is under no obligation to observe other languages’ diacritical marks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

By God, we settled that at Yorktown!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM (FVME7)

150 129 I saw Brown, Payton, Rice, Montana and Taylor open for the Hudson Brothers at the Bottom Line in '75.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (AW0uW)

It is a decent list, but heavily weighted to the 80s/90s. That is pretty much when I stopped watching pro football, so I am ok with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM (zZu0s)

151 127 ==Morning briefing for US Nuclear Waste Czar, never changes:==

He brought a lot expertise in waste disposal repositories.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (jNg9D)

And an affinity for phallic shaped objects.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

152 1980s: What two (or more) ADULT people do to each other is there business.

1990s: They just want to visit each other in the hospital

2000s: Civil unions is really all we want. Uh...I mean marriage

2010s: Bake that cake h8ter!

2020s: What does my grooming your kid have to do with YOU h8ter?

2030s: If you are straight you will suck this ladypenis.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM (lc5cP)

153 That's hot.
Posted by: Coconut fucker at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (Wnv9h)

Call me. I have questions.
Posted by: Hunter B.

Try Grapefruit!

Posted by: Florida Citrus Board at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM (lZVy/)

154 98 Sounds like a resumé enhancer!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM

Excuse me, but both é's in résumé should be accented.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (a3Q+t)

I see he's been reading The New Yorker's style guide.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM (/iWhV)

155 144 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.
Posted by: mrp

=========

Ha!

I can hope that this cuts InBev off from SEG scores completely on their own accord. "Fuck it, it's not worth it. We'll find a way to fund our short term liabilities without sticking our dicks in crazy."

It won't, but I can hope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

156 Your best role was the one that ended up on the cutting room floor for The Last Starfighter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (33dT+)

Wheaton was in LSF? Huh, I like the movie better as a result. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

157 From Wikipedia

"According to Brinton..."

Not even a half sentence in and I think I see two problems with everything that follows.

So Pinocchio doesn't even need to enter the room to weigh in.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (aXxgO)

158 143 Heinlein too.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (MvF+J)

159 Completely out of the blue. No warning signs whatsoever. It truly is a mystery for the ages.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (4I/2K)

160 I for one, wish certain people would stop attempting to change other people's sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics. We keep having to chase those perverts out of our schools.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me

Love the new nick! And yes, totally agree

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (tQL7r)

161 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.
Posted by: mrp

Hahn? Where are you getting that?
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 01:24 PM (jzzG

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/2p8mpycu

USA TODAY

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

162 "Tell us who abused you as a minor so we can press charges."

Wait, I think I see why they don't want it to happen.

Remember Dylan Farrow, who for about 5 minutes was the darling of MeToo until going after the wrong sort of target? Woody Allen's kid? He is a she, and back when she was around 6-8 years old, um, well listen to this NSFW recording of Mia talking to Woody about what he did to Dylan:

https://youtu.be/E_mpWWHIbgk

(not advisable for people who become uncontrollably enraged at child abuse)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (0hOvj)

163 Think about it: We laugh at this clearly deranged, weirdo, penis-sipping fool. As well we should. But not only has Sammy gotten though life parading his deranged weirdo-ness penis sipping for all to see, he actually managed to obtain an important security-clearance job in Joey Shitpants' administration. Think about that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

164 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.
Posted by: mrp

Good. Good. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (FVME7)

165 I saw LSF as a kid at a drive in. I remember the movie was extraordinarily dark. The part with the face melting scared me. I thought it was cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:28 PM (zZu0s)

166 >speaking of perverts, chareles cooke seems to be taking, the how you say, ah yes, piss with his article about Pete Buttigienege.

apparently, he loves mayor pete. lol
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (MLrvz)

To paraphrase ace re: Cooke, tell me that mouth hasn't had some dicks in it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 01:28 PM (a/py5)

167
OUT: What a freaky consenting adult does to another freaky consenting adult in the privacy of their bedroom is none of your business

IN: What a freaky consenting adult does to your child in the privacy of their school is none of your business

Huh.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:28 PM (HXQvh)

168 Brinton threw his family under the bus (undeservedly) like the rotting asshole he is.

Now my sentence structure is all effed up.

*Starts thinking calming thoughts like, I wonder if Ace will have kittens in his quick hits today?"

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:28 PM (DcKNO)

169
Yah. It was a 3 some w/ Clint Howard.

Brinton was drunk on tranya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

170 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (FVME7)

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Did he come back from the bathroom break?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 01:28 PM (AxmOr)

171 87 I think Matt Walsh quoted his sister, speaking for the Brinton family, saying that we love Sam, but there was NO conversion therapy and non of his story happened the way he described it.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (DcKNO)

She should have ended the interview the way George C. Scott did in Patton:

"...but I wish we had."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (/iWhV)

172 Seems Legit: "He's fucking nuts too."

Poor nuts.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (aXxgO)

173 If only there had been some warning signs"

lol
Posted by: wth

I know, right?? Come on, people. Wake up

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (tQL7r)

174 You are so right but you do have to admit Brinton can rock it when wearing that yellow dress with the plunging neckline. Be still my loins.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 01:25 PM (iGfKR)
.........

I'm partial to the sleeveles red pants dress with the high heels.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

175 Aetius451AD

He is one of Loomis' friends. The speaking part got cut so all you see is Wheaton's back in one scene.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (33dT+)

176 What percentage of people that voted for Biden have ever heard of Brinton...let alone seen a picture of him.

10%? Less?

Controlling the press is a powerful think isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (lc5cP)

177 And didn't return the clothes to the designer from Tucker's program

Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (e0ZY0)

178 *Starts thinking calming thoughts like, I wonder if Ace will have kittens in his quick hits today?"
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Ace is with kittens?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (NsE9F)

179 Does anyone know what Oppenheimer would say about Brinton? And don't you dare bring up that false story that Oppie wore panties and fishnets to the Trinity explosion in Improved Mexico.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (iGfKR)

180 So how long until we find he has a stash of kiddie porn?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (bXSbe)

181 Has anybody done hot-or-not yet on Ashley Roberts, FBI agent? I'd give her at least an 8.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (MvF+J)

182 A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.

Yep, this is where Anheiser Busch went so wrong. You cannot compromise or split the hair fine enough to avoid backlash. You have to pick one or the other, you cannot make both sides happy. For the left, NOTHING but complete, servile groveling will serve, and even then you have to pay a price.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (0hOvj)

183 Love the new nick! And yes, totally agree
Posted by: Prime Sister at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (tQL7r)

I collect Morons. And herd them to MoMees.

Heh, heh.

:-)

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 01:31 PM (Emce2)

184 120 1950s America: You can't let freaks and perverts into high government positions because they are unstable.

2020s Amerika: THAT'S RACIST! Err...Bigoted. Also you can't expect very, very special people to follow the same rules that boring white cis-het people follow.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:23 PM (lc5cP)

1950s America 90% white. 2023 America less than 60 percent white. Births majority non-white.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:31 PM (o/vR0)

185 *Starts thinking calming thoughts like, I wonder if Ace will have kittens in his quick hits today?"
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Ace is with kittens?
Posted by: Puddinhead

I read in a comment somewhere, maybe one of mine, that Ace is the baby elephant in all those Cafe videos.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (iGfKR)

186 I can't believe I never fell backward and bumped into this gu...er, chick. What are the odds?

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (dRxzV)

187 They are waking up the 'Silent LIV' , what we used to refer to as the 'Silent Majority' .

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (MNhXM)

188 Nothing will happen. He'll barble out some totally bullshit excuse that'll smell like penis, and all will be good and forgiven. This guy should be locked away forever in a mental institution.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

Hang him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (Cj2xU)

189 Do you think he is a flight risk?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (ynEI8)

190 Every single comment I've made today has been riddled with gibberish.

I'll just own it and keep thinking about Ace and those kittens.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (DcKNO)

191 Why?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM

Because it's from the French résumé, which is the noun use of the past participle of resumer "to sum up," and the French comes from the Latin resumere "take again, take up again".

We here at the AoSHQ pay especial attention to French, as it is both one of the proprietor's language loves, and one of his languages of love.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

192
One thing that struck me in the hearing on FBI corruption today was fat white hispanic Linda Sanchez literally questioning the patriotism of a black FBI agent.

If she had an R after her name that would be the only thing the FNM would talk about for a month.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (lc5cP)

193 What two (or more) ADULT people do to each other is there business.
.......

Sure, as long as I don't have to see, hear, or think about it.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

194 Out: He was quiet mostly kept to himself. How could we have known?

In: He was an angry leftard activist freak, never shut up about it, bothered everybody about it constantly, and signaled at all times that he knew everything, wanted the pathetic Earth Virus known as "humanity" to perish, and to himself become an all powerful God. How could we have known?

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (i7w5R)

195 Not when we're practically in Pride Month. NOT PRIDE MONTH-ADJACENT!!!

I can't believe this joke is almost a year old. Where has the time gone?

Posted by: pookysgirl, keeper of memes at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (dtlDP)

196 1950s America 90% white. 2023 America less than 60 percent white. Births majority non-white.

Without the huge push for abortion, probably we'd see black population like 25%. But culturally, non-whites are much less likely to support this perverted crap. So we cannot blame ethnic demographics on this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (0hOvj)

197 Good thing the police didn't shoot his "dog".

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (bewti)

198 190 Every single comment I've made today has been riddled with gibberish.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (DcKNO)

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Get your own schtick!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

199 Every single comment I've made today has been riddled with gibberish.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM

* pats bench *

Come sit next to me.

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (a3Q+t)

200 They are waking up the 'Silent LIV' , what we used to refer to as the 'Silent Majority' .

Its more the inflation but I'm seeing it too.

The problem is, as Biden put it, he doesn't need their votes what with the illegals, the dead, and the ballot harvesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (lc5cP)

201 'member when SyFy movies or shows would have some off the wall weirdo piece of work as the villain and there'd be discussion as to exactly what "it" was supposed to be?

I feel like I have that sort of discussion about every 2-3 days IRL.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)

202 Brinton's the son of two Southern Baptist missionaries, and he was raised in Iowa.

Well, he certainly showed THEM!
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma

I feel so sorry for his family. Hope Mom and Dad have a good support system and a very strong faith.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (tQL7r)

203 In related news, A-B has been informed that its CEI score has been suspended because of how it handled the Bud Light-Mulvaney backlash.
Posted by: mrp
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Oh that is fantastic!

They are going to be forced to double-down on sipping trannies dicks.
They really, really did believe this would blow over.

F 'em. Another turn in the Wheel of Pain. Turn em until they break

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (bXSbe)

204 @ace: "NOT PRIDE MONTH-ADJACENT!!!"

They had to arrest him now and get it outta the way before June, and remember, it's not longer Pride Month, but Pride Season as the Canadian government now says:

"Pride Season is a term that refers to the wide range of Pride events that take place over the summer (June to September) when 2SLGBTQI+ communities and allies come together to spotlight the resilience, celebrate the talent, and recognize the contributions of 2SLGBTQI+ communities. Although special attention is put on the Pride events during the summer months, they happen throughout the year in many communities. ..."

"Check out the statement and video from the Honourable Marci Ien, Minister for Women and Gender Equality and Youth, to mark the start of Pride Season in Canada."

(Not so) strange how they lumped youth into the same ministerial portfolio as gender equality, eh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (k1Qly)

205 ah, apparently the US State Dept has decreed today to be anti phobia (gay, trans, bis) day.

your participation is required citizen

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (MLrvz)

206 Every single comment I've made today has been riddled with gibberish.

But is it authentic frontier gibberish?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)

207 Remember Dylan Farrow, who for about 5 minutes was the darling of MeToo until going after the wrong sort of target? Woody Allen's kid? He is a she, and back when she was around 6-8 years old, um, well listen to this NSFW recording of Mia talking to Woody about what he did to Dylan:

https://youtu.be/E_mpWWHIbgk

(not advisable for people who become uncontrollably enraged at child abuse)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

-

Dang. I made it a little ways in and then had to stop it. Nope. Can't listen unless I'm on a jury or similar and get to act.

I bet this is 80% of Our Betters, too. And why Trump had to be destroyed.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (QCAe2)

208 Do you think he is a flight risk?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Affirmative.

Posted by: FAA at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (lZVy/)

209 What kind of dumbass skips court, then sits at home, waiting for the cops to come and haul you away? I guess the same kind of dumbass that steals luggage from an airport baggage carousel monitored by multiple security cameras.

If you're going to flee justice, actually flee! You know, run away. Go somewhere, anywhere. Make 'em chase you down.

Since it's the People's Republic Of Maryland, maybe he figured they wouldn't bother looking for him. Guess he figured wrong.

Posted by: a.moron at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (tu3iY)

210 So we cannot blame ethnic demographics on this one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (0hOvj)

Agreed. But my luggage is full, so move along lil doggie...

Posted by: The Escape Goat at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (dRxzV)

211 1950s America 90% white. 2023 America less than 60 percent white. Births majority non-white.

///

thanks a boomer. at least they and their parents can feel good knowing they're pure because they didn't not give the country away for feels.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (MLrvz)

212 French is a disgusting-sounding language. They always sound like they’re about to hock a loogie when they talk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (Mpg1P)

213 I bet the court is pissed, too. Because if he'd shown up they could've thrown it out and that would be that.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (QCAe2)

So, you're saying Brinton could end up on a chain gang?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (Angsy)

214 Remember Dylan Farrow, who for about 5 minutes was the darling of MeToo until going after the wrong sort of target? Woody Allen's kid? He is a she, and back when she was around 6-8 years old, um, well listen to this NSFW recording of Mia talking to Woody about what he did to Dylan:

https://youtu.be/E_mpWWHIbgk

(not advisable for people who become uncontrollably enraged at child abuse)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:27 PM (0hOvj)
____________

A pox on all the Allen houses, but this is just Mia accusing Woody in what seems like a remarkably rehearsed performance. This was a set-up. Woody denies the abuse on the recording. Do I think Woody abused his kids? Maybe. Probably. But these sorts of recorded conversations pop up all the time in divorce and other family proceedings. They are rehearsed and staged.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

215 Ivan's paranoia about the boyars poisoning his family may have been delusional. It would fit if it were. But it may not have been.

In any event, the boyars were definitely treacherous, they owned vast tracts of the country Ivan was seeking to unify, and they were constantly pitting their influence against one another and Muscovy, and Novgorod, and so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (oINRc)

216 Brinton's the son of two Southern Baptist missionaries, and he was raised in Iowa.

And parents, take heed: you can do the best job you are able, you can raise a child up before the Lord and teach them are carefully as you can, you can keep them from evil as best you know how. But some kids just go wild and wrong and its not your fault.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (0hOvj)

217

He’s a very weird faggot?

No way.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (6esiM)

218 I don't even know what the made up words they use mean. Non-binary vs. gender fluid vs. queer etc. And I am not about to look it up either.

Posted by: DJ at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (H5y4s)

219 Either this is truth or someone is going full CYA mode to protect their job and pension. But yeah Texieira ..

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=141480

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (33dT+)

220 1950s America 90% white. 2023 America less than 60 percent white. Births majority non-white---

71% as 10%of that number identify as white though they may have some Hispanic or other ethnicity in their background.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 01:37 PM (MNhXM)

221
And parents, take heed: you can do the best job you are able, you can raise a child up before the Lord and teach them are carefully as you can, you can keep them from evil as best you know how. But some kids just go wild and wrong and its not your fault.

The odds an older male somehow got sexual access to Brinton prior to adulthood are nearly 100%.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:37 PM (lc5cP)

222 Here's a cute kitten with ducklings:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=-ZIkZBwva2w

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 01:37 PM (Emce2)

223 I believe Brinton still holds a Top Secret clearance from the Biden Administration, who will never, ever revoke it.
++++
Well, sure. It's not like he did something dangerous or subversive like become a whistle-blower.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 01:37 PM (DU+/6)

224 Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: TV show theme songs at May 18, 2023 01:37 PM (d5BuJ)

225 America 90% white. 2023 America less than 60 percent white. Births majority non-white.

Without the huge push for abortion, probably we'd see black population like 25%. But culturally, non-whites are much less likely to support this perverted crap. So we cannot blame ethnic demographics on this one.

-

It's the purposeful destruction of Western Civilization. And it's documented. I've posted the Congressional Record's 1963 communist goals to conquer America (defund police, encourage social unrest, promote ugliness in art, etc). It was all planned and on purpose.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (QCAe2)

226 My wife considers herself The Birthday Girl, 2
weeks before her birthday. So Birthday Adjacent I suppose.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (bewti)

227 I'm so conservative, I can't figure out why we have to have a month (or season) to celebrate anal penetration.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (DcKNO)

228 I believe Brinton still holds a Top Secret clearance from the Biden Administration, who will never, ever revoke it.

Doesn't seem at all like the sort of fellow who would sell state information to foreign agents.

We must redouble our efforts on stopping Chinese balloons, PTA parents, illegal alien white supremacists, and your neighbor Bob the plumber who has a Trump sticker on his work truck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (01RRE)

229 “What if one day they did not allow me — under no circumstances, no matter what — [that] I cannot go to McDonald’s for life because somewhere if you got them all in one room it’d be 39 angry people watching me eat a Big Mac on a loop just for fun,” he said. “Who are they? Why do they care? Some kind of species, some tower of mashed potatoes, covering the light on their computer screen. Anonymous. With apparently less free time. I don’t think we should be worried. People should really think about what it’s all about. Really.“

As odd as that sounds, it makes more sense the John Fetterman's statement the other day.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

230 Try Grapefruit!
Posted by: Florida Citrus Board at May 18, 2023 01:26 PM

OK...I LOL'd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (Wnv9h)

231 This bikini brunette in orange finds the Atomic Tranny Dog Boy to be extremely creepy:
https://is.gd/i2VCVF

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

232 "I think it's okay to be frustrated with someone and confused, but what I'm really struggling with is the need to dehumanize and to be cruel."

-- Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)

233 Ah, Woody Allen. A real standup guy. It's getting warmer down here by the minute. Heh.

Posted by: Stan at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (Xrfse)

234 ah, apparently the US State Dept has decreed today to be anti phobia (gay, trans, bis) day.

your participation is required citizen
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (MLrvz)
........

Come and get me, coppers.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

235 The odds an older male somehow got sexual access to Brinton prior to adulthood are nearly 100%.

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That.

That right there.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (QCAe2)

236 The odds an older male somehow got sexual access to Brinton prior to adulthood are nearly 100%.

Its very likely. But of course, not certain. All of us are messed up, but some more than others, and in more awful ways. Some just come by it honestly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (0hOvj)

237 Speaking of Linda Sanchez didn't she used to be somewhat attractive?

I vaguely recall she climbed to the top of the CA Dem pack by sexing up Bill Clinton.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (lc5cP)

238 "Quote Tweet: Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken · 17h

On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics."

So is it good for our side that Secretary Blinken has come out against vagino- and phallo-plasties for transcritters, or no?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (ou9hh)

239 He's an effing wack job who does not belong within 100 miles of nuclear waste.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He belongs under it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

240 Did he come back from the bathroom break?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

No. He beat feet. Why he bothered to come to the courthouse at all is beyond me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (FVME7)

241 I can't figure out why we have to have a month (or season) to celebrate anal penetration.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM

To be fair, it's about other activities, as well.

Posted by: Busty lesbians at May 18, 2023 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Do you think he is a flight risk?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Affirmative.
Posted by: FAA at May 18, 2023 01:35 PM (lZVy/)
.......

Nah. He just hangs out in the baggage claim area.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

243 Well, sure. It's not like he did something dangerous or subversive like become a whistle-blower.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Well, not a whistle, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2023 01:40 PM (lZVy/)

244 I think it's okay to be frustrated with someone and confused, but what I'm really struggling with is the need to dehumanize and to be cruel."

Dylan certainly can speaking like the tween girl he pretends to be. Maybe Uncle Joe can make him feel better?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:40 PM (lc5cP)

245 I'm not a "physiognomy" person, but come on, everything about this dude's face SCREAMS "villain".

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:41 PM (sm6Pk)

246 We always used to have a day for stuff: president's day, 4th of July, Valentine's day. Now its a full month for special identity groups.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:41 PM (0hOvj)

247 228 Maybe they figured he was so openly outre that he could not be blackmailed.

Hostile foreign power: "Brinton, give us a ton of the hottest nuclear waste, or we'll release the vids of you stuffing live snails up your butt."

Dogboi: "Those are already up on my Grindr. Try harder next time."

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:41 PM (MvF+J)

248 The five greatest NFL players are:

Brown
Payton
Rice
Montana
Taylor
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (o/vR0)

I heartily endorse this list! Sweetness was my childhood hero; pure football player (not just a running back). If the list went to 6, I’d add Tom
Brady

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 01:42 PM (xT8gx)

249 Question: When they have pride parades and gay guys are wearing thongs and dancing like strippers? Why aren't lesbians doing that too?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:42 PM (DcKNO)

250 He’s a very weird faggot?
........

The kind you don't take home to Mother

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

251 "I think it's okay to be frustrated with someone and confused, but what I'm really struggling with is the need to dehumanize and to be cruel."

-- Dylan Mulvaney
--------

You think it's okay to be confused. There's a shocker.

Playing the victim is another totally unpredictable thing I did not see coming from Planet X3257 of the Schmendrick Galaxy.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:42 PM (Rfh4o)

252 Rice
Montana

What a fantastic combination they were

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)

253 1950s America 90% white. 2023 America less than 60 percent white. Births majority non-white.
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:31 PM (o/vR0)

I would guess that church attendance also had something to do with the normalcy of the Eisenhower era.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (AW0uW)

254 232 "I think it's okay to be frustrated with someone and confused, but what I'm really struggling with is the need to dehumanize and to be cruel."

-- Dylan Mulvaney
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)

If poor Dylan can't take a little garden-variety Cruelty, he's welcome to jump that 43% up to 44% anytime he wants.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (sm6Pk)

255 I added a question mark where it wasn't needed.

More gibberish.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (DcKNO)

256 I just hope that the Juneteenth decorations don’t clash with the Pride Month decorations.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (Mpg1P)

257 Question: When they have pride parades and gay guys are wearing thongs and dancing like strippers? Why aren't lesbians doing that too?

Real lesbians have nearly no interest in sex, even with each other, let alone out in public.

I know, I know the internet claims otherwise.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (lc5cP)

258 Law enforcement warns public against driving ‘Fast & Furious’

With “Fast X,” the newest entry in the Fast Saga, debuting Friday, officials are warning the public of the dangers of street racing.

On Thursday, representatives from the California Highway Patrol, Los Angeles Police Department and Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department will be among those who stress the hazards of unsafe driving at a press conference on Melrose Avenue in Beverly Grove.

“To help bring awareness to the issue and put the brakes on illegal activity behind the wheel, the CHP and its public safety partners are teaming up for a life-saving education and zero-tolerance enforcement campaign,” the CHP said in a news release.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (MFZ8i)

259 We always used to have a day for stuff: president's day, 4th of July, Valentine's day. Now its a full month for special identity groups.
--

You sound like you aren't educated in the contributions that People of Pacific Island Heritage have made to the United States.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (QCAe2)

260 The five greatest NFL players are:

Brown
Payton
Rice
Montana
Taylor
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (o/vR0)

I always suspected you were a lefty

now you have confirmed it

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (us2H3)

261 249 Question: When they have pride parades and gay guys are wearing thongs and dancing like strippers? Why aren't lesbians doing that too?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:42 PM (DcKNO)

They don't make em' big enough or in flannel... I denounce myself

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (bs+z0)

262 Colin Kahl resigning, this guy arrested...Kalorama send the message to start tightening things up down there?

Posted by: The Judge at May 18, 2023 01:44 PM (4fYsM)

263 I just hope that the Juneteenth decorations don’t clash with the Pride Month decorations.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (Mpg1P)
.........

The balloon penises should be OK

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

264 Question: When they have pride parades and gay guys are wearing thongs and dancing like strippers? Why aren't lesbians doing that too?
Posted by: Seems Legit.

Too busy with applying Gold Bond powder to their sweaty spots?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 01:44 PM (iGfKR)

265 257 "Question: When they have pride parades and gay guys are wearing thongs and dancing like strippers? Why aren't lesbians doing that too?"

Real lesbians have nearly no interest in sex, even with each other, let alone out in public.

I know, I know the internet claims otherwise.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (lc5cP)

Gay men on the other hand are incredibly obsessed with it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 01:44 PM (eYoxG)

266 Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hello! I haven't seen you in ever so long! How are you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (AW0uW)

267 Brinton's the son of two Southern Baptist missionaries,

-
Huh. He seems more like an Episcopalian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (FVME7)

268 Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (DcKNO)

Stop being so hard on yourself. Buck up. You're fine.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (Rfh4o)

269 It's all about the money. Grievance payola. If your grievance gets a day, a week, or an entire month (JACKPOT!), your organization has that block of time to play the "Where's your ribbon??" shakedown.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

270 267 Unitarian.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (MvF+J)

271 Real lesbians have nearly no interest in sex, even with each other, let alone out in public.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM

Doesn't the Style Guide recommend "No True" in place of "Real"?

Posted by: Busty lesbians at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

272 Celebrate diversity, quickly become Celebrate Perversity

Posted by: But I'm a close minded bigot named reality at May 18, 2023 01:45 PM (sh1GZ)

273 We here at the AoSHQ pay especial attention to French, as it is both one of the proprietor's language loves, and one of his languages of love.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

Le sigh.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at May 18, 2023 01:46 PM (4I/2K)

274 State Department has gone whole hog promoting an ideology that embraces unpunished child molestation.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 01:46 PM (rJ48h)

275 Brown, Rice, Payton and Taylor all yes. I substitute Brady for Montana. Brady is 7x SB champ, 3x SB MVP, Montana is 4 and 3.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 01:46 PM (lRky4)

276 Question: When they have pride parades and gay guys are wearing thongs and dancing like strippers? Why aren't lesbians doing that too?

--

The neat part is to realize that the rainbow flag BS was just a way to advertise that the men were into sex-play involving touching and eating feces, which is filthy and socially repulsive that polite society rejects for good reason, and it allowed the practicioners to find each other since they were few and far between.

That they got frumpy, low-confidence women to play along is hilarious in itself.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:46 PM (QCAe2)

277 Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Ace at 01:05 PM

I read that as "cervix."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 01:47 PM (x0n13)

278 We always used to have a day for stuff: president's day, 4th of July, Valentine's day. Now its a full month for special identity groups.

There is trans day of awareness, trans day of visibility, trans coming out day, trans women's international day, trans day of remembrance....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 01:47 PM (ynEI8)

279 Also look at candy and cereal. Bright colors specifically appeal to children. The rainbow choice was no accident.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (Rfh4o)

280 Celebrate diversity, quickly become Celebrate Perversity

The Catholic blogger Mark Shea saw where this would end up over a decade ago - "Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Approve."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (AW0uW)

281 Do you think he is a flight risk?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (ynEI

General Pinochet knows how to find that out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (x56oZ)

282 Portland wants to re-fund its police

"Portland, OR was one of the leading voices in the “Defund the Police” movement in the wake of George Floyd’s death.

"On its face, this should have been seen as a bad decision since the very people making the demands were rioting and damaging private and public property. So, at a time when a greater police presence was needed, city "government cut back on police.

https://tinyurl.com/yua2neks

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (xhaym)

283 He is robbing us of our precious bodily fluids !!!!!!!!!!!!

LAUNCH THE NUKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (EnsGU)

284 276 That they got frumpy, low-confidence women to play along is hilarious in itself.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:46 PM (QCAe2)

Even the women won't eat feces.

That's why Dylan has to dress like one.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (sm6Pk)

285 Sam Brinton in Wizard of Oz revised, "if I only had a cervix."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (33dT+)

286 where's the Y A Tittle love ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (us2H3)

287 "I think it's okay to be frustrated with someone and confused, but what I'm really struggling with is the need to dehumanize and to be cruel."

-- Dylan Mulvaney

I am not frustrated nor confused at all. Any real woman worth her salt should be cruel and dehumanize you for the awful way you portray girls/women you prancing mince. Enjoy your paychecks while they last.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

288 280 Celebrate diversity, quickly become Celebrate Perversity

The Catholic blogger Mark Shea saw where this would end up over a decade ago - "Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Approve."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (AW0uW)

You WILL be made to eat the shitlog.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:49 PM (sm6Pk)

289 The Catholic blogger Mark Shea saw where this would end up over a decade ago - "Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Approve."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (AW0uW)

Participate

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:49 PM (Rfh4o)

290 Even the women won't eat feces.

That's why Dylan has to dress like one.

Wait how many millions does he have?

Posted by: Some OnlyFans THOT at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

291 So evidently the major reason Brinton was selected for his role in the Biden administration was not because he dealt capably with nuclear waste, but because he's gender non binary, wore women's clothing and so checked off the transvestite box for DEI. I mean surely there were men who have dealt with nuclear waste who are straight or at least not flamingly weird?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (Keyt1)

292 I imagine pretty soon the blacks and the LGBQXYZ's are going to have at it over who gets to the top billing in the grievance sweepstakes for each month.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (Q4IgG)

293 Lick that cat turd! Lick it!

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (+DS2f)

294 "Sam Brinton in Wizard of Oz revised, "if I only had a cervix.""

I'll bet he would murder anyone to get ahold of Dorothy's prop wardrobe. He'd nuke a city to get those slippers.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (MvF+J)

295 Assad's visiting Riyadh.

Apparently the Saudis are tired of being lectured about Pride Month.

Another foreign policy trump for the Biden Administration!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (2tUFv)

296 all the new dumb days are a commie thing for the media/social media - just garbage

just ignore them - and the months - fck this shit

today is Ascension Thursday for us Catholics. that's the sort of day I celebrate!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (w0NJk)

297 I would guess that church attendance also had something to do with the normalcy of the Eisenhower era.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (AW0uW)

Church attendance in the 50s 50%. Today less than 5 percentl.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (o/vR0)

298 Brown, Rice, Payton and Taylor all yes. I substitute Brady for Montana. Brady is 7x SB champ, 3x SB MVP, Montana is 4 and 3.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 01:46 PM (lRky4)

I tend towards Montana > Brady due to eras. When Montana played he had to worry about the Jim Burts of the world barreling down to ruin his head, neck or back. Brady played in an era of protecting QBs (obsessively so even)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (xT8gx)

299 Has ANYONE heard from Jane?

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (Rfh4o)

300 "Brinton's the son of two Southern Baptist missionaries, and he was raised in Iowa."

Sounds like the best argument in favor of infant baptism.

Brinton is clearly demonically possessed.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (5u1+1)

301 290 Wait how many millions does he have?
Posted by: Some OnlyFans THOT at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

That's half the reason boys want to go troon anymore.

They want a piece of that OnlyFans eTHOT economy.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (sm6Pk)

302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

303 I mean surely there were men who have dealt with nuclear waste who are straight or at least not flamingly weird?

I've known a couple.

Boring engineers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (2tUFv)

304 That list is bullshit.

Posted by: Dick Butkus at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (4I/2K)

305 YD she's right

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (w0NJk)

306 The Tyranny of Tolerance by Judge Robert H. Dierker Jr. Three Rivers Press. New York. 2006.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (33dT+)

307 where's the Y A Tittle love ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (us2H3)

Sammy Baugh!! Otto Graham!! Sid Luckman!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (xT8gx)

308 292 I imagine pretty soon the blacks and the LGBQXYZ's are going to have at it over who gets to the top billing in the grievance sweepstakes for each month.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (Q4IgG)

"You forgot about us, Habibi?"

--Militant Muslims

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:52 PM (sm6Pk)

309 Dog boy appears to be a fugitive from reality.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)

310 I have my doubts, but she was adamant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

She's probably only right in 97% of cases so there's that.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:52 PM (Rfh4o)

311 295 Assad's visiting Riyadh.

Apparently the Saudis are tired of being lectured about Pride Month.

Another foreign policy trump for the Biden Administration!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (2tUFv)

Tensions with Iran were already easing earlier. Iirc wasn't it China brokering things? Big realignment in the Middle East and the US is out of the picture.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 01:52 PM (eYoxG)

312 Ugh...hurrk...
*BAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFFF*
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFF*
*BAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFF*
*heave*
*hrrk huagh*
*heave heave*
*spit*
Oh jeeeesus....
*cough*

Posted by: Gut reaction at May 18, 2023 01:52 PM (FEapg)

313 So evidently the major reason Brinton was selected for his role in the Biden administration was not because he dealt capably with nuclear waste, but because he's gender non binary, wore women's clothing and so checked off the transvestite box for DEI. I mean surely there were men who have dealt with nuclear waste who are straight or at least not flamingly weird?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 01:50 PM (Keyt1)
++++
Justice Jackson was selected because she's a black woman, not because of her history of jurisprudence.
VP Harris was chosen because she's a Woman of Color, not because of her history in government
Secretary Yellen was chosen because she's a woman, not because of her history at the Fed

This administration is the DIE administration in many respects.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (DU+/6)

314 The rainbow choice was no accident.

It was a deliberate poke in the eye of Christians and Jews. They did it on purpose, to take the eternal symbol of God's promise and turn it into sick perversion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (0hOvj)

315 302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

Back then, it was probably true.

Now that being "Queer" makes you "More Leftist Than Thou?", not so much.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (sm6Pk)

316 If only there were any warning signs right?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (C0heI)

317 @298 what you say about QB protection is correct. The way the Giants beat Brady twice in the SB was to beat the crap out of him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (lRky4)

318 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real.

they literally did a large-scale study that showed exactly this. you might actually read the study results as "all females are bisexual."

they responded (subconsciously) to naughty video with either m-f or f-f OR m-m! whereas males responded as they preferred - heterosexual males only physically responded to m-f sex vids, and gay males only responded to m-m vids (and of course the hetero guys responded to f-f porn)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (w0NJk)

319 No. He beat feet. Why he bothered to come to the courthouse at all is beyond me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:39 PM (FVME7)

Did the court give you any shit for him running away?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (x56oZ)

320 They don't make em' big enough or in flannel... I denounce myself
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 01:43 PM (bs+z0)

Not true. I've seem some very large lesbians in my time... yuuuuge.

Posted by: The Escape Goat at May 18, 2023 01:53 PM (dRxzV)

321 302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

Well some are lesbian to avoid sex because of past trauma. Instead of becoming hypersexual they become asexual. Although there are some women who become hypersexual as a result of abuse.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 01:54 PM (eYoxG)

322 Puppy boy: That dog don't hunt.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 01:54 PM (gmo/4)

323 But, a good exorcist always makes sure that it is not mental illness first.

Lot's of crazy people out there.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 18, 2023 01:54 PM (5u1+1)

324 Boring engineers.

Boring is good when dealing with nuclear stuff.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 01:54 PM (2tUFv)

325 190 Every single comment I've made today has been riddled with gibberish.
Posted by: Seems Legit.

=======
Get your own schtick!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

FIRE BAD~!

Posted by: Sen. Fedderman at May 18, 2023 01:54 PM (jzzG8)

326 Greg Price
@greg_price11
4m
John Fetterman speaks at a press conference on the debt ceiling negotiations.

https://tinyurl.com/4r95y878

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

327 302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
---------------
I think she's mostly right. Like 80% mostly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (NsE9F)

328 Brown
Payton
Rice
Montana
Taylor

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (o/vR0)

Barry Sanders is the greatest running back.
Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback.
I can live with Rice.
I'll take Reggie White over LT all day.
You can fill in number 5 with whoever else you like.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (Gf3mx)

329 I mean surely there were men who have dealt with nuclear waste who are straight or at least not flamingly weird?

I have only known one nuclear engineer, little guy with a jew fro that was the smartest person I have ever met, by several factors. Not in any way queer or questionable, just a really nice, shy guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (0hOvj)

330 Does this Brinton and the rest of these gender frauds realize that they are equally ugly no matter what gender the have or assume?

Not a man. Not a woman. Not good looking or even close.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (lf83v)

331 The five greatest NFL players are:

Brown
Payton
Rice
Montana
Taylor
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (o/vR0)

What is your determining factor for "greatest"? These types of discussions inevitably lead to people moving the goalposts (pun intended) when someone argues for/against someone's selections.
(e.g. Stats vs Championships).

No disrespect intended toward either of those outstanding running backs, but I'd put Barry Sanders at the number 1 spot among "greatest" NFL RBs.

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (0dJLW)

332 I've known a couple.

Boring engineers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (2tUFv)
++++
I can see how tunnel engineering could help with atomic waste, yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

333 330 Not a man. Not a woman. Not good looking or even close.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (lf83v)

Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (sm6Pk)

334 The words "high maintenance" come to mind. Nobody likes a high maintenance person.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (+DS2f)

335 Fun thought:

What's shocking today is boring tomorrow. So these freaks will be old hat and the next wave will be something even more mind-boggling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (mE7cY)

336 Barry Sanders is the greatest running back.
Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback.
I can live with Rice.
I'll take Reggie White over LT all day.
You can fill in number 5 with whoever else you like.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (Gf3mx)

How can someone be sooooo right and yet so wrong.

LT changed the game. They had to build entire schemes around him.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (Rfh4o)

337 So very tired of the explosion of carnival freaks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (Xrfse)

338 Luthor Vandross was the greatest player of all time

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (us2H3)

339 294 I'll bet he would murder anyone to get ahold of Dorothy's prop wardrobe. He'd nuke a city to get those slippers.

or, at the very least, drop a house on someone's head.

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (sGtp+)

340 @246: "Now it's a full month for special identity groups."

Canadian government officially calls it: PRIDE SEASON.

See 204. All summer long. Youth included.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (k1Qly)

341 Not good looking or even close.

Bruce Jenner is in his 70s, but got lots of work done to make him look like a 40-something woman. An ugly one, too, but they always pretend to be younger than they actually are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (0hOvj)

342 330 Not a man. Not a woman. Not good looking or even close.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (lf83v)

Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (sm6Pk)

To drink the beer that's needed to help us get laid.

Posted by: Count de Monet, gargoyle at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

343 Fetterman bellows, "Putting on the Ritz!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (33dT+)

344 333 330 Not a man. Not a woman. Not good looking or even close.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (lf83v)

Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (sm6Pk)

Uh, He didn't. God made something perfect. We screwed it up and have been getting worse since the fall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (mE7cY)

345 "The Tyranny of Tolerance by Judge Robert H. Dierker Jr."

Just now requested interlibrary loan, thanks!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (MvF+J)

346 I tend towards Montana > Brady due to eras.

Tom Brady played with nobodies outside of Gronkowski.

Wes Welker? Julian Edelman? Kevin Faulk?

Outside of Gronk, I'd be surprised if anyone other Vinatieri makes the HoF off of that team.

Randy Moss, I guess, if you want to count him as a Patriot for those two years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (Gf3mx)

347 302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

This is hurtful!

Posted by: AlextheChick (not really) at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (Ae67h)

348 Fetterman bellows, "Putting on the Ritz!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (33dT+)

Wearing his hoodie, shorts, and sneakers.

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)

349 they literally did a large-scale study that showed exactly this. you might actually read the study results as "all females are bisexual."

Almost all the lesbians I've known in my life either ditched it after college, or picked it up after divorcing a husband. I know exactly one that could claim to have never been sexually attracted to a man and yet...she'd still flirt with them.

Posted by: Some OnlyFans THOT at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (lc5cP)

350 Jim Brown is the greatest running back in NFL history.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

351 where's the Y A Tittle love ??

Johnny Unitas! Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (AW0uW)

352 Canadian government officially calls it: PRIDE SEASON.
-------

So now Pride literally comes before the fall.

Perfect.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (Rfh4o)

353 "Brinton's the son of two Southern Baptist missionaries, and he was raised in Iowa."

Either he was abused as a kid by a sexual predator or he went off the rails in college. The number of men I know who are gay who didn't have sex with a older male or male relative or were sexually abused by a cleric (spit!) outnumers the number were were brought up in loving straight households. One man I know was told by an Episcopal Priest at a private school the fact that the reason he was having sex with the priest was because the teen was actually gay. He was married for a number of years to a woman and had two boys and then his life went completely off kilter in awful ways. Sad!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (Keyt1)

354 I'd rather have Tony Dorset

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (mE7cY)

355 Also look at candy and cereal. Bright colors specifically appeal to children. The rainbow choice was no accident.
-

It was a deliberate poke in the eye of Christians and Jews. They did it on purpose, to take the eternal symbol of God's promise and turn it into sick perversion.

---

There was a link to a story a year or two ago about the gay groups using cartoon dinosaurs now.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (QCAe2)

356 where's the Y A Tittle love ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:48 PM (us2H3)

I actually have a black and white picture of my dearly departed dad as a kid standing with Y.A. Tittle. He loved talking about that day. I treasure that dingy old photo!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (0dJLW)

357 Adam: What! I have the biggest human penis in the Garden.

Eve: Technically it is the smallest human penis in the Garden.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

358 328, 331 - Sanders was a better runner than Payton (perhaps), but Payton was the superior all around football player. He blocked superbly, was great catching out of the backfield…, on at least one occasion he played QB and also punted and could do passably as a backup placekicker… pure. football. player

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (xT8gx)

359 Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?
_________

To create a client base for beauty salons.

And the paper bag industry.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (lf83v)

360 Why do you think the gay mafia chose to steal Transformers??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (mE7cY)

361 And the scary thing is Jim Brown was an even better lacrosse player. He made Indians cry.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

362 347 302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

This is hurtful!
Posted by: AlextheChick (not really) at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (Ae67h)

AtC claimed to be bi anyways.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (eYoxG)

363 Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (sm6Pk)

I ask myself that every morning when I look in the mirror.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (AW0uW)

364 Hello! I haven't seen you in ever so long! How are you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

≈=========

Hellloooo! I took a break from the news for about 1.5 years, went back for just a drop of headlines every now and then, and fell off the wagon altogether and came back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (AxmOr)

365 Just as long as it isn't their house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (33dT+)

366 Dick Butkus is coming and boy is he pissed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (lf83v)

367 Portland Wants To Re-Fund Its Police

Now, with the damage done and its tax base shrinking, Portland has realized it needs police...

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

368 351 where's the Y A Tittle love ??

Johnny Unitas! Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 18, 2023 01:59 PM (AW0uW)

Slingin' Sammy Baugh. He also punted!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

369 Why did God create Gentiles?

Somebody has to pay retail.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (5u1+1)

370 He made Indians cry.
_______

Why? Did he litter?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (lf83v)

371 And remember akz those people that were concerned about orange man having "nuclear codes"

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (Rfh4o)

372

The Supreme Court on Thursday sided with Google, Twitter and Facebook in lawsuits seeking to hold them liable for terrorist attacks. But the justices sidestepped the big issue hovering over the cases, the federal law that shields social media companies from being sued over content posted by others.

The justices unanimously rejected a lawsuit alleging that the companies allowed their platforms to be used to aid and abet an attack at a Turkish nightclub that killed 39 people in 2017.

In the case of an American college student who was killed in an Islamic State terrorist attack in Paris in 2015, a unanimous court returned the case to a lower court, but said there appeared to be little, if anything, left of it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

373 What's shocking today is boring tomorrow. So these freaks will be old hat and the next wave will be something even more mind-boggling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits

- The Doobie Brothers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (FVME7)

374 347 302 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

This is hurtful!
Posted by: AlextheChick (not really) at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (Ae67h)
_______________

I dunno, I've met some hot lipstick lesbians

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

375 363 Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (sm6Pk)

I ask myself that every morning when I look in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (AW0uW)

Look at it this way, at least you can provide moral support to other people.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (eYoxG)

376 Portland Wants To Re-Fund Its Police

Now, with the damage done and its tax base shrinking, Portland has realized it needs police...

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

In a perfect world it would get warlords.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (VwHCD)

377 {204} ... and remember, it's not longer Pride Month, but Pride Season as the Canadian government now says:

"Pride Season is a term that refers to the wide range of Pride events that take place over the summer (June to September) ...

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 01:34 PM (k1Qly)

You know it's bad when your own government is turning parody into reality faster than you can.

*deep sigh* Next year it'll just be perpetual-nonstop-BAKE-THE-CAKE-HAHAHAHA-pride.

Crap.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (nRMeC)

378 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home.

--

This scenario does not exist.

The woman might be a horrible person in other ways, but even ugly women can get sex anytime they want it.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (QCAe2)

379 Fetterman bellows, "Putting on the Ritz!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (33dT+)
******
Thought today was casual Friday.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (NpAcC)

380 I ask myself that every morning when I look in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (AW0uW)

Please don't. Please consider some nice features you have an be aware of those.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (Keyt1)

381 The Catholic blogger Mark Shea saw where this would end up over a decade ago - "Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Approve."

Bob Hope saw it coming half a century ago.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (9wdgA)

382 >>Why? Did he litter?

Jim Brown is what made that Indian cry. They don't give a damn about littering.

True story.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

383 So now Pride literally comes before the fall.

Excellent point. And the fall is coming literally as well as a season.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (0hOvj)

384 This is hurtful!
Posted by: AlextheChick (not really) at May 18, 2023 01:58 PM (Ae67h)

AtC claimed to be bi anyways.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (eYoxG)

I miss Her Imperial Malevolence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (AW0uW)

385 I'd rather have Tony Dorset

*ahem*

Posted by: Emmitt Smith (18,355 career rushing yards) at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (Xrfse)

386 LT changed the game. They had to build entire schemes around him.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (Rfh4o)

LT was great.

Reggie was double teamed every play of his career.

If he hadn't died, Derrick Thomas easily eclipses LT as an edge rusher though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (Gf3mx)

387 C'mon Billy. Let's take the ball and go get some drinks.

Posted by: Sonny Jurgensen at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (4I/2K)

388 Why did G-d even create ugly people in the first place?

... decades ago, civil rights activists milled around and talked about the ultimate civil rights fight .. ugly people

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

389 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (AxmOr)

Hi Blondie! Wasn't it nice being away from "news".

The weirdest thing is coming back and realizing you haven't really missed anything.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (Rfh4o)

390 343 Fetterman bellows, "Putting on the Ritz!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 01:57 PM (33dT+)

Just yesterday he was yelling "Sanctuary!"

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (ZNfDC)

391 Portland Wants To Re-Fund Its Police
_______

Good luck recruiting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)

392 378 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home.

--

This scenario does not exist.

The woman might be a horrible person in other ways, but even ugly women can get sex anytime they want it.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (QCAe2)

Yes, but not men they'd want to fuck. That's why "Femcels" exist.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (eYoxG)

393 The five greatest NFL players are:

Brown
Payton
Rice
Montana
Taylor
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (o/vR0)

I like your list. I would include:

Dick Butkus
Barry Sanders
Reggie White

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:03 PM (gmo/4)

394 357 Adam: What! I have the biggest human penis in the Garden.

Eve: Technically it is the smallest human penis in the Garden.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

In other words, a Schrödinger penis. One only finds which it is when it is measured and the probability waves collapse.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (OAVBD)

395 I'm too late to post on last thread, but this is still relevant - the FBI is evil.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (BETV8)

396 Slingin' Sammy Baugh. He also punted!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

George Blanda finally retired

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (OgrpQ)

397 And the fall is coming literally as well as a season.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (0hOvj)

Yeah thats what I meant. They named it as a season. The one right before fall.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (Rfh4o)

398 I remember when cross dressers were comsidered weirdos.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (Pq/Oy)

399 I miss the Empress also MPPP, her constant battles with the copy machine and her long internal debates on whether to bring out the hand puppets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (33dT+)

400 396 Slingin' Sammy Baugh. He also punted!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (wtvvX)
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Sammy is the one that modeled the modern QB before their was a modern QB. Guy was special.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:05 PM (NsE9F)

401 357 Adam: What! I have the biggest human penis in the Garden.

Eve: Technically it is the smallest human penis in the Garden.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

The Serpent: It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long.

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2023 02:05 PM (ZNfDC)

402 Jim Brown is the greatest running back in NFL history.
Posted by: JackStraw

Plus he could throw a mean hand grenade down an air shaft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

403 Sanders was a better runner than Payton (perhaps), but Payton was the superior all around football player. He blocked superbly, was great catching out of the backfield…, on at least one occasion he played QB and also punted and could do passably as a backup placekicker… pure. football. player
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (xT8gx)

Payton deserves a ton of credit for being a pioneer at the running / catching / blocking combo. For his era, yeah he was the greatest. But Marcus Allen, Marshall Faulk, and Ladanian Tomlinson did those things too -- and did them better.

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 02:05 PM (0dJLW)

404 The odds are far greater Brinton will be elected president of the United States in 2028 than have his security clearance yanked.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 18, 2023 02:05 PM (KSNKu)

405 The woman might be a horrible person in other ways, but even ugly women can get sex anytime they want it.

One woman I knew was very good at getting guys to go home with her from the bar. She was reasonably good looking and fun to be around.

But...she was a barely functional alcoholic. So she picked up a lot of guys that just wanted a one night stand and drove away the guys that wanted more.

Eventually she got tired of it, married a woman, and now claims to be a lesbian.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (lc5cP)

406 Hellloooo! I took a break from the news for about 1.5 years, went back for just a drop of headlines every now and then, and fell off the wagon altogether and came back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 02:01 PM (AxmOr)

**hugs**

Welcome back! But I agree, a break from the news is always a good thing. I'm generally limiting myself to 2 days a week here, along with the Book Thread on Sundays.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (AW0uW)

407 338 Luthor Vandross was the greatest player of all time
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (us2H3)

Perhaps. I don't know his body count.

But Luther has "helped a brutha out" many many times in my life. I've yet to meet a chick that's like "ugh, I hate Luther. Change it," even girls who usually listen to pop or punk or metal or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

408 I miss the Empress also MPPP, her constant battles with the copy machine and her long internal debates on whether to bring out the hand puppets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 02:04 PM (33dT+)

And the lemon bars ...

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (rj6Yv)

409 Have you ever gone into a store or restaurant and watched the people working there .. and ask yourself ... what were these people thinking they would be doing with their lives when they were in high school ? Surely it wasn't this.

Guess their just weren't enough openings for everybody to be a fairy princess.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (RHGPo)

410 Even the contingent of Napoleons at the local loony bin think Brinton is too fucking weird.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

411 When I'd finish punting practice and start tossing the ball to the receivers, the QBs would slink off to the showers.

Posted by: Ray Guy at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (4I/2K)

412 Deion Sanders is vastly underrated.

He's the Ricky Henderson of football.

Massively talented players in their respective sports, but often left off of the lists of GOATS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (Gf3mx)

413 Walter Payton was also worthy of this list.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (mE7cY)

414 Payton deserves a ton of credit for being a pioneer at the running / catching / blocking combo. For his era, yeah he was the greatest. But Marcus Allen, Marshall Faulk, and Ladanian Tomlinson did those things too -- and did them better.
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Try stopping Earl Campbell.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (NsE9F)

415 I miss Her Imperial Malevolence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (AW0uW)

Me too.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:07 PM (Emce2)

416 "I ask myself that every morning when I look in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing "

I think I've seen your picture and you are not ugly. Now me...

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 02:07 PM (iayUP)

417 Plus he could throw a mean hand grenade down an air shaft.
________

Oh, nein! Was is los mit die schwarz Soldat?

Posted by: General In The Bunker at May 18, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)

418 By the way does anyone know whether brinton was worth a damm on his actual job?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 02:07 PM (AxmOr)

419 >>Plus he could throw a mean hand grenade down an air shaft.

Not talkin' bout Shaft!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)

420 Atta boy, Luthor!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

421 I miss Her Imperial Malevolence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:02 PM (AW0uW)

****

She does good Twitter.

Posted by: EFG at May 18, 2023 02:08 PM (Ae67h)

422 418 By the way does anyone know whether brinton was worth a damm on his actual job?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 02:07 PM (AxmOr)

I'm guessing no one in Biden's government actually does any work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:08 PM (mE7cY)

423 "I ask myself that every morning when I look in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing "

I think I've seen your picture and you are not ugly. Now me...
____________

At least your mirrors don't shatter like mine do.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)

424 Bo Jackson

What could have been!

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

425 328, 331 - Sanders was a better runner than Payton (perhaps), but Payton was the superior all around football player. He blocked superbly, was great catching out of the backfield…, on at least one occasion he played QB and also punted and could do passably as a backup placekicker… pure. football. player
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 02:00 PM (xT8gx)

What this guy said.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 02:08 PM (rJ48h)

426 Eventually she got tired of it, married a woman, and now claims to be a lesbian.
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Lesbians and liquor have a lot in common.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:09 PM (NsE9F)

427 Even the contingent of Napoleons at the local loony bin think Brinton is too fucking weird.
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

We Napoleons call Sam Brinton a weird dude.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:09 PM (AiZBA)

428 426 Eventually she got tired of it, married a woman, and now claims to be a lesbian.
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Lesbians and liquor have a lot in common.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:09 PM (NsE9F)

They both start with Ls, they both don't have dicks in them...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:09 PM (eYoxG)

429 Nood. Schiff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

430 Deion Sanders is vastly underrated.

He's the Ricky Henderson of football.

Massively talented players in their respective sports, but often left off of the lists of GOATS.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (Gf3mx)

Dallas and SF can both thank him for their 5th Super Bowl wins

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (0dJLW)

431 Lick her, liquor. Ya know.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (lf83v)

432 Yes, but not men they'd want to fuck.

-

Ah, good point.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (QCAe2)

433 You can fill in number 5 with whoever else you like.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 01:55 PM (Gf3mx)

Scott Norwood

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (FCbAQ)

434 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (AW0uW)

To to detriment of all at least 3/5ths of the time

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (Rfh4o)

435 68 On International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Interphobia, and Transphobia we call for an end to harmful conversion therapy practices, including those that attempt to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or sex characteristics.

"...unless they are doing so to make a straight kid into a tranny!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:16 PM (0hOvj)

Underrated comment

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (Vu7A1)

436 407 338 Luthor Vandross was the greatest player of all time
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 01:56 PM (us2H3)

Perhaps. I don't know his body count.

But Luther has "helped a brutha out" many many times in my life. I've yet to meet a chick that's like "ugh, I hate Luther. Change it," even girls who usually listen to pop or punk or metal or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

I've posted on this before, but I defy anybody to see his performance at the 1988 NAACP Awards, where he sang "A House Is Not A Home" and not be blown away by it. I say that as someone who recently saw Karen Carpenter's performance of that same song, and was blown away by that version.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (/iWhV)

437 I used to date a Mexican who swore that lesbians didn't exist. She believed that gay dudes were real. But she always said the "lesbians" are just mad that they can't get a man to fuck them on the regular, usually because they're unattractive, so they take their ball and go home. And that if they could get some steady dick, that would be the end of that.

I have my doubts, but she was adamant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

I had a Mexican co-worker who would tell me about milk snakes that would steal the milk of the cows in her grandpa's farm and they had to seal the house up carefully when one of the women in the family were nursing.
Also she had a thing about duendes. She hated lawn gnomes for that reason, they dug and you couldn't stop them.

sometimes you just gotta listen.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:12 PM (xhaym)

438 Walter Payton is probably the best football player ever.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (o/vR0)

439 Ukraine Tells China Envoy It Will Not Cede Territory Or Accept 'Freeze'

Beijing's stance has been dubbed 'pro-Russian neutrality'

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (RHGPo)

440 Yes, but not men they'd want to fuck.

-
This is what bugs me about Janice Ian learning the truth at 17.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (FVME7)

441 Rickey Henderson was an immense talent, huge respect for the guy. Deion wasn't more than average as a baseball player. Bo could have been one of the greatest of all time but only in one sport, so he should have chosen. Baseball is the smart choice, but not as fun I don't think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (0hOvj)

442 AtC claimed to be bi anyways.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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FWIW, marital abuse was part of the picture if I recall correctly.

Anyway, there has been a considerable outflow of gays from the AOS website as the bulk of the commenters went from a lot of libertarians to the more traditional folks in religion and social behavior.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (3aLWR)

443 Just damn good composing by Burt Bacharach and Hal David was the reason.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (GshMh)

444 436 407 338 Luthor Vandross was the greatest player of all time
Posted by: REDACTED
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Luther's voice exuded pure testosterone. Karen Carpenter's pure estrogen.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (3aLWR)

445 At the House Select Committee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government there was much disagreement about whether the three FBI "whistleblowers" were in fact whistleblowers.
The minority wanted to see their previous testimony, which is shielded from the minority if they are whistleblowers. (You may recall the whistleblowers against Trump had their name and testimony shielded ).

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

446 FWIW, marital abuse was part of the picture if I recall correctly.

-

Every.
Single.
Time.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (QCAe2)

447 407 Perhaps. I don't know his body count.

But Luther has "helped a brutha out" many many times in my life. I've yet to meet a chick that's like "ugh, I hate Luther. Change it," even girls who usually listen to pop or punk or metal or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

To me, "Body Count" means "How many men have you killed?", still.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (sm6Pk)

448 I miss Her Imperial Malevolence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect

Why did she stop posting here? Angry or something else?

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (oiNtH)

449 Why did she stop posting here? Angry or something else?

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (oiNtH)

She didn't like the fact that the "community" associated gayness with the abuse of children. It wasn't a fair charge in my estimation, for various reasons I won't get into.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (Rfh4o)

450 I guess Britton left his appointmrnt book in another purse and missed his appointment.

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

Posted by: Brio at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (eJpJx)

451 thanks a boomer. at least they and their parents can feel good knowing they're pure because they didn't not give the country away for feels.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (MLrvz)

In defense of the Boomers, though there is MUCH to accuse them of, almost all of the problems we have started before they had any power. (Immigration Act of 1965, Social Security, War on Poverty, etc...)

They just haven't fixed them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (N1DT3)

452 >>>Sam Brinton, the "nonbinary" activist tapped by Joe Biden

ewwww

Posted by: m at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (AsOWV)

453
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