Vegans Melt Down Over Aubrey Plaza's Silly "Got Milk" Ad

Aubrey Plaza did an ad for Big Milk.

The ad made the point that milk means cow's milk. It poked light fun at the idea of making milk from plant material -- you know, oat milk, almond milk, all the various not-milks.

It's amusing enough:

Well, you can't upset the apple-cart of mentally-ill leftists with an Attack Hobby (as veganism is, it's an Attack Hobby) without expecting a lot of hatred.

Love&Sweatpants
@LoveSweatpants1
@evilhag #AubreyPlaza production company is perfect name for her now after this brutal MILK campaign...AWFUL pivot from a flourishing career. @peta
Not a great look #AubreyPlaza

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves 😤

So disappointing to see you promoting an abusive and destructive industry, #AubreyPlaza! pic.twitter.com/HVsrGt833m
— PETA (@peta) April 20, 2023

Peta is doing a big push against cow milk. I don't know if they started that after this ad, or they were already going hard against cow milk.

They seem to have zero sense of priority or proportion:

Shrimps poop. #WorldShrimpDay pic.twitter.com/MEFV4Agjix
— PETA (@peta) May 10, 2023

Shrimp? Sea roaches are what we have to worry about now, Peta?

Keep tilting at windmills, Peta.

PETA rewrites the Bible with the help of ChatGPT to make the Book of Genesis 'vegan' friendly

In PETA's AI-generated, vegan version of the Bible, animals are referred to as 'beings' rather than 'beasts' and plants are used for clothing instead of animal skins
PETA has given the Bible's Book of Genesis a "vegan" makeover, using ChatGPT to recreate the story and "send a can't-be-missed animal rights message filled with vegan teachings."
In PETA's vegan version of the Bible, animals are referred to as "beings" rather than "beasts" or "creatures" and plants like hemp and bamboo are used for clothing instead of animal skins because "no one with any fashion or moral sense would wear animal skins in the 21st century."

Gratuitously alienating potential converts to your cause by trivializing their religion is extremely counter-productive, but Peta always has been an organization with the mentality of 13-year-old Goth mean girls. They're not in this to make change, they're in it to make adults uncomfortable.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM

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Posted by: GF at May 19, 2023 05:30 PM (tUCgX)

2 I'm too old for Aubrey
but she is cute
PETA can piss up a rope

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO8)

3 Very bold, GF.

Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2023 05:32 PM (x3Sup)

4 really?

Posted by: your_mom at May 19, 2023 05:33 PM (v+g9l)

5 CRUSH THEM!

Posted by: PETA! at May 19, 2023 05:33 PM (2tUFv)

6 the term "GFY" isn't used enough in pleasant society.

Posted by: your_mom at May 19, 2023 05:33 PM (v+g9l)

7 I guess we're all bold. I'd try to fix it, but I'd end up making it worse. And in the Barrel.

Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2023 05:33 PM (x3Sup)

8 CRY MOAR, PLANT EATERS.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 19, 2023 05:33 PM (ppBhU)

9 AWFLs with nothing better to do than get toxoplasmosis from cleaning litter boxes and scream into the void on the internet.

Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2023 05:35 PM (oXNqT)

10 HOW DARE THEY DO THIS SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: PETA! at May 19, 2023 05:35 PM (2tUFv)

11 Ah yes, the Judean Hanging Bamboo Gardens. Sixth Wonder of the Ancient World if I recall correctly.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:35 PM (Vwz3I)

12 Keep eating those roots and vegetables, leaves more tasty, tasty beef for me. And pork, chicken and lamb.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 19, 2023 05:36 PM (2NHgQ)

13 Wood Milk?

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Milks at May 19, 2023 05:36 PM (nbo+T)

14
Ah yes, the Judean Hanging Bamboo Gardens. Sixth Wonder of the Ancient World if I recall correctly.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:35 PM

I prefer the Garden Of Hanging Bamboo of Judea

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2023 05:37 PM (ENBF0)

15 There you go, that's maybe why I never ate a shrimp in my life

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 05:38 PM (xhxe8)

16 Lewis Black does a great bit about milk/soy milk.

"There is no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, because anytime you say soy juice you start to gag"

Posted by: DitkaCA at May 19, 2023 05:38 PM (lsmNp)

17 PETA has given the Bible's Book of Genesis a "vegan" makeover, using ChatGPT to recreate the story and "send a can't-be-missed animal rights message filled with vegan teachings."

Some people truly want to experience God's Holy Wrath.

PETA: Hey God! You fucked up when you created the world. You were totally wrong with your perverse obsession with the breath of life and blood. You won't mind when we alter your Word and replace Your doctrines with ours.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 19, 2023 05:38 PM (YXHzG)

18 "Cow milk propaganda" is so 2023.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2023 05:38 PM (Q4IgG)

19 Wood Milk?

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Their pedo-teachers sure do.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 19, 2023 05:39 PM (YXHzG)

20 I prefer the Garden Of Hanging Bamboo of Judea
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Splitter!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:39 PM (Vwz3I)

21 I had a delicious shrimp and grits dinner the other night. Gonna have to give that a go here at home.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2023 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

22 Well if there's any way to gain converts and change minds, it's "get the vegans onside".

They're roughly just under the KKK on the list of well-liked groups.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 05:39 PM (BXxcV)

23 Afternoon.

The the feck is Aubrey Plaza?

Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2023 05:39 PM (1Yy3c)

24 She is kind of cute. Still a lib shitheel, but still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2023 05:40 PM (/xaUq)

25 I don't know who she is, but that's as mildly funny as anything else is these days.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (uE10U)

26 So...an actress makes a cute, interesting ad that eventually and appropriately promotes a staple of the human diet for over 2,000 plus years and Antifa-babies are upset? Sound like the opposite of the Dylan Mulvany marketing conundrum - win win.

Posted by: Boswell at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (+Cgut)

27 Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 19, 2023 05:38 PM (YXHzG)

Eh. Trying to become God never really hurt anyone.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (BXxcV)

28 The the feck is Aubrey Plaza?
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Wasn't that where JFK was shot??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (Vwz3I)

29 I know someone who's a vegan or almost one. She may eat cheese occasionally. She's a lovely woman (phyisically and personally , a Christian and a not an evangelist for veganism; She just think it's healthier (she's a nutritionist) and I don't see a point in arguing with her. Her politics are also conservative so she would have nothing in common with these radical vegans. I think she's a minority among vegans, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2023 05:42 PM (Keyt1)

30 Butter, milk, cheese, and cottage cheese yum.

I hope they convince plenty of Karens to go vegan as now only will it leave more for the normals it, according to current WHO science, will leave those Karens unhealthful.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2023 05:42 PM (yx952)

31 Audrey looks nice but has to be a Leftist loony or pulling a prank.
You can't drink wood pulp

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 05:43 PM (xhxe8)

32 you aint black if you don't eat prawn poop

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:43 PM (us2H3)

33 The the feck is Aubrey Plaza?

A marginally funny B-lister with a bizarre and offputting affect, who's solo projects are banal and uninteresting, but who remains a thing because a lot of men are into her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 19, 2023 05:43 PM (ppBhU)

34 > I had a delicious shrimp and grits dinner the other night. Gonna have to give that a go here at home.
Posted by: JackStraw
____________

One of the best bowls of shrimp 'n grits I've ever had was in at a little breakfast joint in Ft. Walton Beach. It had a fried egg and Asiago cheese on it too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2023 05:44 PM (Q4IgG)

35 Wasn't that where JFK was shot??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (Vwz3I)

Yep. And what was the dealy about that whole shooting anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 05:44 PM (BXxcV)

36 You can't drink wood pulp

Not with that attitude you can't!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 19, 2023 05:44 PM (ppBhU)

37 Leading Report @LeadingReport · 2h
BREAKING: Hollywood star Ice Cube says black Americans should ditch the Democrat Party.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:45 PM (Vwz3I)

38 Wasn't that where JFK was shot??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (Vwz3I)

I thought the Grassley knoll was in Iowa

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:46 PM (us2H3)

39 I pretty much stopped drinking milk in the early 2000's - mainly because I stopped eating cereal and I don't drink milk as a beverage. In 2018, I started eating cereal again for desert or sometimes with protein powder for breakfast (relatively low sugar cereal) with lowfat milk. I started getting edema in my lower legs. Weirdest thing. When I stopped with the cereal and milk, no more edema. I eat a lot of dairy otherwise (cheese, yogurt) with no edema.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2023 05:46 PM (KAi1n)

40
Leading Report @LeadingReport · 2h
BREAKING: Hollywood star Ice Cube says black Americans should ditch the Democrat Party.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:45 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

expect Ice Cube to get "Bill Cosby'd" in three two one...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2023 05:47 PM (ENBF0)

41 MEAT FOR THE MEAT MOM

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2023 05:47 PM (/jq25)

42 Jim Brown tits up.

https://tinyurl.com/4h5bma3a

Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2023 05:47 PM (1Yy3c)

43 >>One of the best bowls of shrimp 'n grits I've ever had was in at a little breakfast joint in Ft. Walton Beach. It had a fried egg and Asiago cheese on it too.

The fried egg seems like a good addition. Noted.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2023 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

44 Plaza del toro

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2023 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

45 I'm pretty sure Bill Gates' personal version of Eat Ze Bugs involves shrimp and lobster so maybe he and the animal rights nuts should have a cage fight.

That said, I've always found shrimp a little bit gross because of the bugs-of-the-sea thing. I much prefer a nice delicious cow.

Posted by: Will Munny at May 19, 2023 05:47 PM (PZvjL)

46 I remember one of these fake milk commercials ending with the tag line "We solved milk". And of course since the only things you 'solve' are problems, this revealed their real agenda - which was cows, of course. Who fart. And destroy the earth.

These fuckers really are evil. And pagan.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 05:48 PM (wl/Nr)

47 I've drank more milk than Titus Semple

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:48 PM (us2H3)

48 I saw Grim Milestone suddenly stop being reported back in early 2009.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 05:49 PM (BXxcV)

49 Leftists have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at May 19, 2023 05:49 PM (l9Eke)

50 BREAKING: Hollywood star Ice Cube says black Americans should ditch the Democrat Party.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:45 PM

chilling news

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:50 PM (us2H3)

51 Peta went from a very brief career of caring about animals to just being about doing stupid shock videos and fund raising. They don't seem to do ANYTHING except fundraise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2023 05:50 PM (0hOvj)

52 Shit...an actress with a sense of humor?

BURN HER!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2023 05:50 PM (ZCCyW)

53 Oh, yes, the woman I know who's pretty much a vegan is a Evangelical. Christian She would not approve of rewriting the Bible either to make it vegan..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2023 05:51 PM (Keyt1)

54 Some somewhat related, probably quixotic, hope.

I always got angry at people who wanted to ban foie gras. I love foie gras. The logic used was that sticking the funnel down the goose's neck was "cruel" and painful for the goose. The funnel is used to feed it grain, which makes the liver fatty.

My hope is that all the video of birds eating things like rats and other birds whole will dispel this stupid concern. Birds can handle a funnel and it does not cause pain - it feeds them.

(And don't tell me that having a fatty liver is "cruel" since half the USA spend a lot of time stuffing their own faces to get one of those.)

So my quixotic hope is that all these stupid video on the internet will make people a little less concerned about geese laryngitis and leave my foie gras alone.

Posted by: Blackadder at May 19, 2023 05:52 PM (A8lle)

55 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2023 05:51 PM (Keyt1)

Eveganical?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 05:52 PM (BXxcV)

56 I still like Rush's (PBUH) theory that PETA is an elaborate prank

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 19, 2023 05:53 PM (Rpdcm)

57 Strong secondhand Ron Swanson vibes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 05:53 PM (k1Qly)

58 I always clean (devein) uncooked prawns (large shrimp).
The smaller ones, meh.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2023 05:53 PM (MeG8a)

59 Somewhere, out there, right now - I suspect there is a huge, giant revolt going on at the FBI/IC/DOJ - you can't just make those Rayban-wearing guys do the things that the Dems/media are insisting that they do - ie handing them a purse and lipstick and telling them they have to sashay down the street - and then somehow make it all work - for politics. Oh, they've tried, they've accepted that Republicans are evil because Bossman told them. But this shit?

You will get...revolt. It's coming. You are already seeing the whistleblowers line up as I speak - that line will grow long.

Posted by: Boswell at May 19, 2023 05:53 PM (+Cgut)

60 Given it's PETA, the actress has probably gotten death threats from some of the kindly animal lovers at their organization

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2023 05:54 PM (Keyt1)

61 Great, but she's still crazier than a cat ranch.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 19, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG8)

62 They don't seem to do ANYTHING except fundraise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They have decided that their target market is insane, and they tailor their campaigns to outrage them and get "shock" reaction from normal people and idiot kids.

(I have decided that "idiot kids" needs to be appended to more of my rants.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 19, 2023 05:55 PM (A8lle)

63 More bare breasteded PETA spokesvegans.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2023 05:55 PM (4I/2K)

64 In the old days, the oat/almond/soy milk companies would make their own funny ad in response. Now it's just "you hurt my feelz, so yor the wurst thing evarrrr!!!!"

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 19, 2023 05:55 PM (wUHYj)

65 I prefer melted cheese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2023 05:55 PM (Ho1an)

66 I will admit I much prefer unsweetened vanilla almond milk in overnight oats or any cereal, but it’s milk in my coffee, except a latte. That is soy milk. Real butter for the win and cheese. My nemesis.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2023 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

67 USDA considering chocolate milk ban in school cafeterias to combat childhood obesity
The proposal from the United States Department of Agriculture wouldn't go into effect until the 2025-2026 school year.

But Michelle's new Prezi Juice Drink is just fine for the children.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 19, 2023 05:55 PM (GshMh)

68 That's pretty funny.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2023 05:56 PM (KAi1n)

69 Vegan food grows in poop.

Posted by: MartynWW at May 19, 2023 05:56 PM (Ur3df)

70 The the feck is Aubrey Plaza?
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Wasn't that where JFK was shot??
Posted by: andycanuck

I thought JFK was shot in the head.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 19, 2023 05:56 PM (wUHYj)

71 I always got angry at people who wanted to ban foie gras.I love foie gras. The logic used was that sticking the funnel down the goose's neck was "cruel" and painful for the goose.

Based on the descriptions I've heard of the process (which could be inaccurate), it sounds a bit cruel. But I don't care. Because foie gras is delicious, and I'm not very sensitive to the suffering of ducks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 19, 2023 05:56 PM (ppBhU)

72 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet

https://buff.ly/3KOUGvI

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:57 PM (Vwz3I)

73 if a shrimp is less than 5'6"

wutz a large shrimp ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (us2H3)

74 13 year old goth girls is too generous. Methed up retarded 12 year old as a comparison is demeaning to the 12 year with serious problems.

What does PETA expect to do with the animals if they succeed? Kill them all or force others to labor and be taxed to keep the critters in resort spas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (gjWf8)

75 Posted by: Boswell at May 19, 2023 05:53 PM (+Cgut)

I missed the part about their having to wear lipstick and sash shay down the street. I only knew about being the Stasi Wing of the Democrat party and playing dress up in masks and khakis outside the Capitol.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (Keyt1)

76 Geese are not good animals. They are vicious, territorial little shits. Oh, did I mention shit? Because they do. Constantly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (/xaUq)

77 End milk production? Sounds like a plan. And all of those dairy farmers will simply put their dairy cows out to pasture where they will live their lives idyllically...grazing to their hearts' content.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (ZCCyW)

78 AI will be their new religion no doubt about it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (ytSiK)

79 Why is it legal to call it "milk"?

Or "meat". Something grown in a vat is not meat - it is vat grown ooze or something.

Or "beyond meat". Can I make a car and call it "Beyond Ferrari?" or will I be sued.

Idiot kids.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 19, 2023 05:58 PM (A8lle)

80 I don't mind if someone's vegan as long as they have the good sense to shut the fuck up about it. Since I don't wanna hear that shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 05:59 PM (i9ffA)

81 I wish that all of the Left's insane causes were pranks along the lines of pushing us to our limits and then saying..."Yeah, we were just fuckin' with ya!"

But I'm afraid that's not even a tiny probability. To do that there'd have to be some evidence of a bit of a sense of humor and there is none. The Left makes the Borg seem like a slapstick vaudeville act.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 05:59 PM (wl/Nr)

82 Probs more poop on a shroom than a prawn

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:59 PM (us2H3)

83 I've got the
soy, soy, soy, soy
down in my moobs.
Down in my moobs.
Down in my moobs!

Posted by: VeganBoy at May 19, 2023 06:00 PM (4I/2K)

84 Based on the descriptions I've heard of the process (which could be inaccurate), it sounds a bit cruel. But I don't care. Because foie gras is delicious, and I'm not very sensitive to the suffering of ducks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 19, 2023 05:56 PM (ppBhU)

Ducks don't have a gag reflex, which is something that the animal rights loons don't mention. So the force feeding doesn't bother them, and I have seen video of the farms where those ducks are produced, and the ducks line up to be fed. Obviously it isn't awful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2023 06:00 PM (ZCCyW)

85 Hmm... wood milk. Wondering if it tastes Maple Syrupy..

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2023 06:00 PM (NpAcC)

86 What does PETA expect to do with the animals if they succeed?

PETA in VA used to have a kill van for animals. I bet they still do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2023 06:01 PM (Ho1an)

87 yeah, peta years ago ran billboards that said 'milk contains pus'

but i can't wait till meat is outlawed so peta can start demanding that people not be allowed to eat bugs, either.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:01 PM (B1FKF)

88 Does this Aubrey Plaza post her "wood milk" Only Fans page in video credits?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2023 06:01 PM (gjWf8)

89 Based on the descriptions I've heard of the process (which could be inaccurate), it sounds a bit cruel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

"description."
I have seen video and it is not cruel. Farmers usually treat animals fairly well. It is a funnel, and that might seem cruel if you do not understand that these things eat gnawing rats whole. And other birds.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 19, 2023 06:02 PM (A8lle)

90 Peta is still a thing?

Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2023 06:02 PM (2bFN5)

91 I wish that all of the Left's insane causes were pranks along the lines of pushing us to our limits and then saying..."Yeah, we were just fuckin' with ya!"

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 05:59 PM (wl/Nr)

In a weird way, that's EXACTLY what they are.

They only rarely let us in on the joke. Occasionally you get an "it worked, didn't it", which is the clue bat.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:02 PM (BXxcV)

92 Milk from nuts just sounds wrong.

(meatball pitch over the plate...)

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:02 PM (geLO8)

93 PETA sponsors the euthanizing of more dogs than Michel Vick ever did.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:02 PM (MNhXM)

94 Maple syrup milk?

You are treading on dangerous ground with that idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2023 06:02 PM (Ho1an)

95 Almond milk is great. Tasty stuff, but almonds are primarily grown in California, and it requires a ridiculous amount of water to cultivate the number of almonds that go into a standard package. Go with oat or soy if you're actually concerned about the environment or animal welfare.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 06:03 PM (k1Qly)

96 Maybe if we put PETA on a milk carton they'll just disappear.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 19, 2023 06:04 PM (qayCr)

97 @51 They don't seem to do ANYTHING except fundraise.

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They also kill rescue animals and leave the bodies in a dumpster. Don't forget about that!

Posted by: junior at May 19, 2023 06:04 PM (tDOxJ)

98 Aubrey can be pretty funny . I hope she doesn't cave and stuffs a steak and lobster down their throat.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:04 PM (MNhXM)

99 Somewhere I recall reading that Northern Europeans are better at digesting and utilizing milk and dairy products than others. ... and that's all I can say about that. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2023 06:04 PM (Cus5s)

100 Anyone remember the gym billboard: "When the aliens come they'll eat the fat ones first"?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2023 06:05 PM (KAi1n)

101 "...almonds are primarily grown in California, and it requires a ridiculous amount of water..."

Hey, looky there, we gotta lotta water!
More on the way.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2023 06:05 PM (MeG8a)

102 Nuts don't give milk.... I imagine this will be taken a different way than I meant....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2023 06:05 PM (bs+z0)

103 "Cow milk propaganda."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAaaaa!!!

Posted by: red speck at May 19, 2023 06:05 PM (Ny/Va)

104 IT'S BETTER THAN GOOD!

IT'S WOOD!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (17s+e)

105 The ONE good thing is Aubrey ain't gonna apologize except to stick it up their ass. She's the wrong one to try to cow.

Pun intended.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (BXxcV)

106 We had some PETA jerkoff's protesting one year in the mid-nineties at the Reno Rodeo. They were on the corner of the entrance making a bunch of racket. A bunch of us hopped in the back of a pickup with a large packet of old raw hamburger and pelted the shit out of them. Another group of guys grabbed their signs and tossed them out in the street where the signs were run over. Last time them pricks(as far as I know of) protested there.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (IlL6s)

107 I dont think even PETA takes themselves seriously

Theyre so bat shit fucking insane that I wouldnt be surprised if they put out an ad promoting the eating of bugs by claiming its vegan.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (VTu1l)

108 Nuts don't give milk....

Not with that attitude they don't!

Persevere.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (ppBhU)

109 I would use heavy cream for cereal and drinking if I was 18 again. But, I am not so whole milk all the time. Favorite cereal is Honey Nut Cheerios and heavy cream.

Posted by: Jamaican Soup is good food! at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (Eeb9P)

110 Trees Leche.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2023 06:06 PM (NpAcC)

111
I thought JFK was shot in the head.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Could have been. He WAS in the Navy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2023 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

112 Peta is doing a big push against cow milk.

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They've also used AI to rewrite the Book of Genesis as a Lefty vegan and sanitized revision of morality.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9e6kp7

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2023 06:07 PM (1qRsF)

113 Cow milk propaganda
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The real danger in our moo-dst

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:07 PM (BXxcV)

114 you'll notice that moses didn't tell everyone what they could and couldn't eat, he only told the israelites. you guys can eat all the slugs and worms you want.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:07 PM (B1FKF)

115 Nuts don't give milk.... I imagine this will be taken a different way than I meant....

*****************

FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT

ITS NOT MILK GODDAMMIT

IT IS JUICE, JUICE DAMMIT TO FUCKING HELL ITS JUICE

***sips glass of chocolate oat milk***

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:07 PM (VTu1l)

116 Last night I made a meat loaf (from the Erma Bombeck recipe).
The hamburger I chose was 75/25 and the meat loaf came out of the oven (which I repaired) a little too fatty, greasy. I sopped it up and saved dinner.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2023 06:08 PM (MeG8a)

117 Thinks about getting involved in the conversation but decides against it.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 19, 2023 06:09 PM (Pq/Oy)

118 One time at band camp, I got wood and a milk like substance came out of the end.

Well more than one time. and for some reason it made my sock like kindling... or at least it crackled when you tried to bend the sock. Anyway true story.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2023 06:09 PM (17s+e)

119 Aubrey Plaza was funny in Parks and Recreation. Since then, meh. But making fun of vegan nonsense is alwaya funny.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 19, 2023 06:09 PM (eiZtr)

120 Cannabis will save the planet. Very nutritious, lots of industrial uses, and so much fun.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2023 06:09 PM (KAi1n)

121 I had the most delicious baby goat dinner one night in San Antonio.

Posted by: Don't be kidcarnephobic, haters! at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (VsUo2)

122 Cannabis will save the planet. Very nutritious, lots of industrial uses, and so much fun.

***********

Cannabis can suck the farts out of my ass

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (VTu1l)

123 Evaporated milk is good in coffee

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (geLO8)

124 @99 Somewhere I recall reading that Northern Europeans are better at digesting and utilizing milk and dairy products than others. ... and that's all I can say about that. ha

----

Lactose tolerance is a mutation, and the gene for it is more common among Europeans than groups from other parts of the world.

Posted by: junior at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (tDOxJ)

125 Speaking of vegans , one of the best things I ever saw on the subject and made me a fan was when Tommy Shaw was on Live From Darryl's House . They were having a group meal like they always do on the show and Shaw was loving the meat dish that was served . He told the story of being a vegetarian/vegan for many years and slipping one day and eating a non vegetarian meal and immediately felt better and never looked back.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (MNhXM)

126 Another one bites the dust...

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv · 2h
Last Walmart in North Portland Closing Down ... they cannot overcome the losses from shoplifting.

The people of Portland voted for this so retail stores are exiting. 🤡 🌎

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

127 If the milk evaporated, how did you get it in the coffee?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 06:11 PM (wl/Nr)

128 Portland -

Law Desert
Retail Desert
Food Desert

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2023 06:11 PM (Ho1an)

129 Dunno ‘bout the PETA PITAs, but I clean my shrimp before I eat ‘em. Is “shrimp poop” supposed to be some kind of startling revelation?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2023 06:11 PM (7KRpx)

130 >>Last night I made a meat loaf (from the Erma Bombeck recipe).
The hamburger I chose was 75/25 and the meat loaf came out of the oven (which I repaired) a little too fatty, greasy....
Posted by: gourmand du jour

this is a problem I've had
going to try some 90% lean next time
meatloaf should have structure

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:12 PM (geLO8)

131 Evaporated milk is good in coffee
Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (geLO

We'd use that in our dinner coffee after setting up camp after the horse ride into the back country.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 19, 2023 06:12 PM (qayCr)

132 PETA has an existential crisis coming: bestiality.

Do they defend animals and support bigoted species-normative sexuality or do they throw their lot in with love is love?

Only time will tell.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2023 06:13 PM (driwC)

133 The the feck is Aubrey Plaza?

A marginally funny B-lister with a bizarre and offputting affect, who's solo projects are banal and uninteresting, but who remains a thing because a lot of men are into her.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Sounds sexually promiscuous. "...a lot of men are into her".
Okey - doke!

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 19, 2023 06:13 PM (vcOmj)

134 If there's one thing I won't tolerate, it's people who can't drink milk. I'm hardcore lactose intolerant.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 06:13 PM (wl/Nr)

135 i just saw on fox news that sen tim scott has filed to run for president. seems like a nice guy. some day he could be the first black president who isn't a lazy ponce

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:13 PM (B1FKF)

136 I had to give up milk and dairy for health reasons. It completely wrecks my body. So I'm stuck using all these vegan "milk" products, some of which don't taste bad, but I despise having to contribute to the leftist parallel economy.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 19, 2023 06:13 PM (STpkO)

137 Evaporated milk is good in coffee

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:10 PM (geLO

===

I always keep some around in case we run out of milk or creamer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2023 06:14 PM (17s+e)

138 this is a problem I've had going to try some 90% lean next time meatloaf should have structure

****************

I found 80/20 seems to be the sweet spot for most beef recipes including meatloaf. Favorite is Sun Fed Ranch Beef 80/20 nom nom nom

Dont do 90 because youll learn the hard way that fat makes the flavor

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:14 PM (VTu1l)

139 Don't you love the plethora of "meatless" and vegan alternatives that remain on the grocery store shelves and cold cases day in and day out?

Check out the "sell by" or "expiration" dates sometime.

Dates that far in the future indicate that ain't food.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2023 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)

140 You know you've done a good days sawing when you taste wood.

Posted by: DaveA at May 19, 2023 06:14 PM (FhXTo)

141 Tim Scott would sell you into slavery for a wooden nickel. Great guy

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:15 PM (BXxcV)

142 Portland -

Law Desert
Retail Desert
Food Desert
Posted by: Anna Puma

But a lot of Antifa. Of course, that's just an idea, and not really real.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 19, 2023 06:15 PM (vcOmj)

143 Wife gets almond milk all the time, it's horrible

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 06:15 PM (xhxe8)

144 139 Don't you love the plethora of "meatless" and vegan alternatives that remain on the grocery store shelves and cold cases day in and day out?

If vegan is so superior why do they have to make it try to taste and look like meat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2023 06:15 PM (bs+z0)

145 Dunno ‘bout the PETA PITAs, but I clean my shrimp before I eat ‘em. Is “shrimp poop” supposed to be some kind of startling revelation?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2023 06:11 PM (7KRpx)

yeah I always clean out the poop before I cook shrimp . I know you can purge most of the poop out of crawfish before you cook them. If you don't you just remove the crud while eating them.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

146 I didn't give up all dairy, (I still love cheese), but I did give up milk, cream and yogurt for the last 3 years.
All of sudden a lot of health complaints went away.
Life requires dietary adjustments as one ages, I suppose.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MeG8a)

147 Tim Scott would sell you into slavery for a wooden nickel. Great guy

***********

Youre not adjusting for inflation, its a wooden dime now

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (VTu1l)

148 heheheheh... "Tastes Wood." hehehehehe...

Posted by: Beavis at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (SYTee)

149 I'm chili, beans, broccoli, and pistachios intolerant but I will eat them all at the same time if somebody makes a raucous.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (17s+e)

150 127 If the milk evaporated, how did you get it in the coffee?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 06:11 PM (wl/Nr)

There's a little cloud inside the can so what you do is you open it from the bottom so the cloud doesn't escape and the milk rains down.

Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (1Yy3c)

151 Extensive image search on Aubrey Plaza yields unfailingly positive results.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 19, 2023 06:17 PM (MvF+J)

152 Absolut Vodka is doing the pride month thing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2023 06:17 PM (/jq25)

153 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (VTu1l)

Fair

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:17 PM (BXxcV)

154 Wife gets almond milk all the time, it's horrible

***************

theres an alternative low carb milk that might be worth a try, basically formulates normal milk but removes most of the carbs so youre essentially just drinking protein. One brand is called Carbmaster Milk

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 19, 2023 06:17 PM (VTu1l)

155 Last night I made a meat loaf (from the Erma Bombeck recipe).
The hamburger I chose was 75/25 and the meat loaf came out of the oven (which I repaired) a little too fatty, greasy. I sopped it up and saved dinner.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Erma Bombeck? She's dead, Jim.

And well, I am too.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 19, 2023 06:18 PM (vcOmj)

156 Is “shrimp poop” supposed to be some kind of startling revelation?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2023 06:11 PM (7KRpx)

I inhale plant flatulence like a pervert with a pair of women's shoes.

I can't get enough of the stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2023 06:18 PM (driwC)

157 Oh, I wasn't being funny with you gnats. I'm in a mood.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:18 PM (BXxcV)

158 I once purchased and consumed the entire blue-ribbon butter cow from the Ohio State Fair--deep fried, with just a hint of cinnamon. And topped it off with a baker's dozen of elephant ears, and a gallon of raw milk.

Total cholesterol under 200, LDL under 100, HDL 60+

Gov. DeWine burst into tears when he found out why!

Posted by: Fat-ass Diet Strikes Again at May 19, 2023 06:18 PM (VsUo2)

159 If vegan is so superior why do they have to make it try to taste and look like meat ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2023 06:15 PM (bs+z

I understand but don't agree with vegetarians who are doing it because of eating animals as opposed to health reasons .

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:18 PM (MNhXM)

160 thanks junior ... I found this in Wikip'.

"According to Johns Hopkins Medicine, ... DNA of 94 ancient skeletons in Europe and Russia concluded that the mutation for lactose tolerance appeared about 4,300 years ago and spread throughout the European population.."

and "But in the blink of an evolutionary eye northern Europeans began inheriting a genetic mutation that enabled them to do so. The trait became common in just a few thousand years, and today it’s found in up to 95 percent of the population."

I'm not clear if they mean 95% of the European heritage population, or global population. Seems most of the globe is lactose tolerant, to some degree?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2023 06:19 PM (Cus5s)

161 instant water: just add coffee.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:19 PM (B1FKF)

162 Article at Revolver 6 Republican Senators who would send you to Garlands Gularg

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 06:19 PM (xhxe8)

163 I inhale plant flatulence like a pervert with a pair of women's shoes.

I can't get enough of the stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 19, 2023 06:18 PM (driwC)

Sometimes even a comma can't save a sentence.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:19 PM (BXxcV)

164 Lol. Aubrey Plaza still.totes cute.

Aubrey! I woke up with wood!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 19, 2023 06:19 PM (3Or4S)

165 He told the story of being a vegetarian/vegan for many years and slipping one day and eating a non vegetarian meal and immediately felt better and never looked back.
Posted by: polynikes

The entire point of leftist rigamarole is to feel miserable and superior.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 19, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

166 The only thing I ever used milk for was cereal, and almond milk seemed good enough for that. Horchada is a tasty drink.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 19, 2023 06:20 PM (MvF+J)

167 re 141: no offense taken, i'm not bill kristol

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:21 PM (B1FKF)

168 Meat, so good even vegans try to make things taste like it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 19, 2023 06:21 PM (17s+e)

169 Article at Revolver 6 Republican Senators who would send you to Garlands Gulag
Posted by: Skip

Well those big meanies.....

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 19, 2023 06:21 PM (vcOmj)

170 A little long, but it was cute.

Of course, since I can't drink milk, I admit I thought about whether you could turn wood into milk. I mean, hemp milk is popular (although not one I drink). So, maybe there could be some tree that makes a tasty, allergy free "milk".

It would be nice if bamboo would work...there could be tons of money made there b/c the product would cost almost nothing to make, and you can't eat bamboo, except for bamboo shoots, now...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2023 06:21 PM (exHjb)

171 Soy milk is the milk for Pride month.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2023 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

172 ZZ Top

"Woke Up With Wood"

https://tinyurl.com/yx57t99a

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:22 PM (geLO8)

173 re 141: no offense taken, i'm not bill kristol

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:21 PM (B1FKF)

Grazie

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2023 06:22 PM (BXxcV)

174 I can visualize Aubrey Plaza in a horchada bath.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 19, 2023 06:22 PM (MvF+J)

175 (stands up)

I am NOT Bill Kristol!

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 19, 2023 06:22 PM (vcOmj)

176 I've always put oatmeal or crumbled crackers in the meatloaf if the ratio is low and that helps soak up some fat. So a pound of 70/30 gets a 1/2 cup of oatmeal or a sleeve of rumbled saltines. But, it's also got diced jalapeños, onions, and crumbled/cooked bacon so there's that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2023 06:22 PM (YRsIm)

177 In PETA's vegan version of the Bible… plants like hemp and bamboo are used for clothing instead of animal skins because "no one with any fashion or moral sense would wear animal skins in the 21st century."

Just going to ignore that inconvenient bit in Hebrews about the remission of sin, eh? Who am I kidding. No one believes in sin in the 21st century.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2023 06:23 PM (7xyHY)

178 https://www.revolver/four republican senators just showed-true-colors todd young

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (xhxe8)

179 I like milk.

It does a body good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (R/m4+)

180 I AM SO FUCKIN done with The navy. I have 4 months left and 67.5 days of leaves in the bank.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (pmmLi)

181 The video was pretty funny, but the (predictable) reaction from PETA and the vegan weirdos is even funnier.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (oxSjI)

182 Would milk.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (SYTee)

183 Funny!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (cMXNt)

184 Because I don't like dairy milk, you shouldn't be allowed to have it.
/smug

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

185 CA suffered drought to water almond trees for their milk.

Let them eat Darter Smelts!

Posted by: Regular joe at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (nnp+f)

186 Can an English teacher go into a comma?

Do math teachers ever look non-plussed?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (wl/Nr)

187 "If this is the best they got, if it all goes south, in 6 mos. we'll be running this planet."
Paraphrasing C. Heston.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (vJiyU)

188 176 Sounds good!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (MvF+J)

189 146 I didn't give up all dairy, (I still love cheese), but I did give up milk, cream and yogurt for the last 3 years.
All of sudden a lot of health complaints went away.
Life requires dietary adjustments as one ages, I suppose.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MeG8a)

I developed a dairy allergy after a number of stomach bugs, and can't have any. I miss yogurt and cheese and ice cream and heavy cream in my coffee (oh my!) but I enjoy breathing. I don't begrudge anyone enjoying the food of their choice, just don't force me to follow your emotionally wrought rules. You aren't the boss of me! My lungs are!

Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (JrN/x)

190 PETA apparently didn't get the memo that the current signal of trial loyalty is being cool with all things Tranny.

PETA is simply one more f#@k buddy for the Dems. Handy to have around, but preferably quietly gone before sunrise.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2023 06:25 PM (1Os4k)

191 Grey boxy italican nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 19, 2023 06:26 PM (VrVjC)

192 OK, a bit more
"Despite the prominence of milk drinking in Europe and North American today, approximately two-thirds of the world's population remains lactose intolerant. Generally, no mammal digests milk as an adult, which is why for example people should not give adult cat or dog pets milk. However, a subset of humans have a genetic mutation that enables the enzyme lactase to digest the lactose sugar found in milk throughout an individual's lifetime. Many of these people are from Central or Northern Europe."

that is udderly fascinating.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2023 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

193 Aubry was good in Parks and Recreation.
Im pretty slim now, but I drink about 2 gallons of milk a week. It's damn near my only source of carbs.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 19, 2023 06:26 PM (DB16e)

194 PETA is lactose indignant

Posted by: DB - at May 19, 2023 06:26 PM (geLO8)

195 Whoever smelta, delta!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 06:26 PM (Vwz3I)

196 'Sup skipper? Sir.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2023 06:27 PM (YRsIm)

197 A few years ago I used to drink a couple of 1/2 pints of chocolate milk as a workout recovery drink.
I stopped doing it when my club quit carrying it. Haven't drank milk since though ice cream still on the menu.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:27 PM (MNhXM)

198 oh, aubrey plaza was in something promoted on cable called 'operation fortune'. i though she looked like tracy lords. (i didn't say i got that good a look at her0

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2023 06:27 PM (B1FKF)

199 Also, good luck facing the Almighty, PETA, after changing up His book. He takes a dim view of that sort of thing.

Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2023 06:27 PM (JrN/x)

200 Almost 70% of all animals on earth eat other animals.
PETA is, in fact, anti-animal.

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at May 19, 2023 06:27 PM (/DTlP)

201 I like A2 milk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2023 06:28 PM (/jq25)

202 I once bested Chet Ripley in eating a full 96 oz. prime aged beef steak at Paul Bunyan's Cupboard in Pechoggin, Wisconsin in record time!

Still having meat sweats.

Posted by: Ghastly Gastronome at May 19, 2023 06:28 PM (VsUo2)

203 152 Absolut Vodka is doing the pride month thing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2023 06:17 PM (/jq25)

drink Russian Standard

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 06:28 PM (us2H3)

204 Last night I made a meat loaf (from the Erma Bombeck recipe).
The hamburger I chose was 75/25 and the meat loaf came out of the oven (which I repaired) a little too fatty, greasy. I sopped it up and saved dinner.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2023 06:08 PM (MeG8a)
===
Of course that would not have happened if you used my recipe in Deplorable Gourmet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2023 06:28 PM (RIvkX)

205 180 I AM SO FUCKIN done with The navy. I have 4 months left and 67.5 days of leaves in the bank.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (pmmLi)

Will they let you use up your leave before retirement, or will you just cash out?

Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2023 06:29 PM (JrN/x)

206 "The trait became common in just a few thousand years, and today it’s found in up to 95 percent of the population."
Posted by: illiniwek

It didn't "spread", it won. DNA does not spread like a virus, it survives while the others die out.

Why can't they talk this way about western culture and genes? Europe did not annihilate indigenous people, "European genes 'spread' to cover the new world."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 19, 2023 06:29 PM (A8lle)

207 PETA....

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

..... You know they do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2023 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

208 If the Militant Vegans ever succeeded in banning consumption of any animal meat, eggs, and milk, the next day an army of Militant Plant Protectionists would begin campaigning to prohibit eating plants. They will claim, "Plants have feelings, too!"

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2023 06:30 PM (AMIL/)

209 God gave the Western World the advantage of loving (and being fed by) cheese and other milk products? So The West is truly blessed?

What about that "land of milk and honey"? (Might have to study the Hebrew to see if milk is wrong translation, it was really an almond?)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2023 06:30 PM (Cus5s)

210 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 06:31 PM (Vwz3I)

211 I still wonder who that first man to drink cow's milk was and what possessed him to start sucking on cow titty.

Like was it a drunken wager?

Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2023 06:31 PM (1Yy3c)

212 180 I AM SO FUCKIN done with The navy. I have 4 months left and 67.5 days of leaves in the bank.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (pmmLi)

———

I’m sure they a secret clause in your signing papers where they will wring an extra 4 years out of you.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 19, 2023 06:32 PM (cMXNt)

213 What about that "land of milk and honey"? (Might have to study the Hebrew to see if milk is wrong translation, it was really an almond?)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2023 06:30 PM (Cus5s

I would think Goat milk was the prevailing animal milk in most countries .

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:32 PM (MNhXM)

214 I'm deducting points on the ad for not making a Euell Gibbons reference.

Good premise, execution could have been better.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Food Critic at May 19, 2023 06:33 PM (PiwSw)

215 They sell hemp milk.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2023 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

216 I once had a delicious pastrami and rye sandwich meal in Katz's NY Deli interrupted by a young lady suffering from an acute case of PGAD.

Posted by: Harry Burns at May 19, 2023 06:33 PM (VsUo2)

217 I’m sure Aubrey Plaza is a lib but she seems to keep it to herself.

I find her quite attractive actually.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 19, 2023 06:34 PM (cMXNt)

218 Audrey Plaza's good and funny in Guy Richie's

"Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre",

which itself is a very good and fun caper/action movie.

It more or less a mash-up of James Bond with Mission:Impossible and one of those 60's caper movies.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2023 06:34 PM (RJQ8g)

219 Almond milk is great. Tasty stuff, but almonds are primarily grown in California, and it requires a ridiculous amount of water to cultivate the number of almonds that go into a standard package. Go with oat or soy if you're actually concerned about the environment or animal welfare.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 06:03 PM (k1Qly)

This only became a talking point when the delta smelt fan club were getting upset at farmers wanting to use water for irrigation rather let it just all drain out to the ocean. Flood irrigation may not be highly efficient, but it also helps replenish aquafirs, which is even more important now that so many farmers have swapped to wells for irrigation. Plus more products get produced than just what humans eat: hulls which are a common component of cattle feed, firewood, honey.

If people actually were concerned about the environment or animal welfare the would vote for politicians who would approve new water storage projects. In reality the greens just hate humans and want to cause maximum harm.

Posted by: Sjg at May 19, 2023 06:35 PM (Lstct)

220
The shrimp poop thing is hilariously stupid.

Everyone knows you peel the "vein" out prior to eating.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2023 06:38 PM (RJQ8g)

221 Bought Almond milk vanilla accidentally and wife didn't want it, tried it in coffee and it was bad, tossed the container

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe8)

222 I AM SO FUCKIN done with The navy. I have 4 months left and 67.5 days of leaves in the bank.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:24 PM (pmmLi)

Will they let you use up your leave before retirement, or will you just cash out?
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2023 06:29 PM (JrN/x)

I was going to cash out, but circumstances (I hate they way are treating me lately) have changed that. I am going to take a lot of it and as for that turnover to my replacement....You are on your own Mother Fucker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:41 PM (pmmLi)

223 Ever since I read the PETA doctrinal volume "Veggie Love Beats Your Meat!" I've never been able to have liver with my fava beans and chianti.

Posted by: Dr. H. Lecter at May 19, 2023 06:44 PM (VsUo2)

224 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:41 PM (pmm

It must be really bad if you don't want to stick it out for just 4 months.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 06:50 PM (MNhXM)

225 @192 However, a subset of humans have a genetic mutation that enables the enzyme lactase to digest the lactose sugar found in milk throughout an individual's lifetime.

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It's a very beneficial mutation. When food gets scarce, you can get milk from Bessy instead of just butchering her for her meat.

Posted by: junior at May 19, 2023 06:55 PM (tDOxJ)

226 You're probably going to be the only person outraged, but you might check out the penguin picture Ace posted in yesterday's Quick Hits thread. Very realistic, showing penguins for what they really are.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2023 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

Fake penguin. Next.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:14 PM (V13WU)

227 I was going to cash out, but circumstances (I hate they way are treating me lately) have changed that. I am going to take a lot of it and as for that turnover to my replacement....You are on your own Mother Fucker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2023 06:41 PM (pmmLi)

Good luck to you , NGU.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:14 PM (V13WU)

228

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Posted by: Megan Haynes at May 20, 2023 07:26 AM (wDfjv)

229 I'm fed up with the histrionic emotional blackmail drama queens. You have meltdown over a milk ad? Get psychological help but bothers us with your dosp opera breakdowns.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at May 20, 2023 07:56 AM (14zVy)

230 38 Wasn't that where JFK was shot??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 05:41 PM (Vwz3I)

I thought the Grassley knoll was in Iowa

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2023 05:46 PM (us2H3)

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Yes but it was a Magic Bullet.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Chemistry is wonderful at May 21, 2023 07:18 PM (qfLjt)

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