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The DOJ Didn't Ignore Just One Whistleblower Accusation That Joe Biden Had Set Up a Foreign-Bribe-Collection Scheme Using Hunter Biden as the Bagman.
It Also Ignored a Similar Accusation Made Two Years Before That One.

Straight-shootin' ham-and-eggers.

Joe Biden bribery allegations were brought to DOJ in 2018 -- two years before similar claims by whistleblower

By Miranda Devine


Explosive bribery allegations involving Joe Biden and foreign nationals were brought to the Department of Justice as early as 2018, two years before similar allegations against the president were made by the whistleblower now talking to the House Oversight Committee.

Bud Cummins, a former federal prosecutor, first reported the bribery allegations to then-New York US Attorney Geoff Berman on Oct. 4, 2018, in an email claiming he had evidence that Joe Biden had "exercised influence to protect" his son's Ukrainian employer "in exchange for payments to Hunter Biden, Devon Archer, and Joe Biden."

In the email obtained by John Solomon's Just The News, Cummins said that Ukraine's then-Prosecutor General Yuriy Lutsenko wanted to travel to the United States to meet Berman, and could produce two "John Doe" witnesses to corroborate his claims about the Bidens.

But Berman never responded to the email.

Instead, in a move Cummins says seemed like "retaliation," on Dec. 9, 2019, in the middle of impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, federal prosecutors secretly obtained data from Cummins' iPhone with a grand jury subpoena to Apple.


"I can't really imagine a legitimate reason for the DOJ not to follow up on an offer like that. I felt like it was stonewalled," said Cummins, formerly Arkansas' chief federal prosecutor under President George W. Bush.

"It doesn't make much sense to investigate the guy who brings you the allegation rather than the allegation," he said.

The Knights of Law Enforcement, everyone. Please Clap for your Knights of Law Enforcement!

Is an indictment of Hunter Biden coming? Probably, but it's all a ruse.

James Comer warns the non-special prosecutor to not indict Hunter Biden before tomorrow -- because he has a report coming that will add to the list of crimes committed by Hunter Biden.

And involving his father, and his whole corrupt crime family.


According to Comer, committee members have been meticulously studying bank records and consulting with former associates and whistleblowers, and this bombshell evidence will be released on Wednesday.

"My message to the Department of Justice is very loud and clear. Do not indict Hunter Biden before Wednesday," Comer told Maria Bartiromo on Sunday Morning Futures.

"When you have the opportunity to see the evidence that the House Oversight Committee will produce with respect to the web of LLCs, with respect to the number of adversarial countries that this family influence peddled in, and this is not just about the president's son. This is about the entire Biden family, including the President of the United States. So we believe there are a whole lot of tips that the IRS and the DOJ don't know about because we don't believe they've done a whole lot of digging in this, and we have," he said.

"By all accounts from the media reports that we're getting, what they're looking at charging Hunter Biden on is a slap on the wrist. It's a drop in the bucket," he continued. "So Wednesday will be a very big day for the American people in getting the facts presented to them so that they can know the truth, and then the Department of Justice can finally do what they should have done years ago."

Jazz Shaw warns that any "indictment" will likely be for purposes of a cover-up: indict Hunter for a few minor crimes he's obviously guilty of, and then declare an end to any further investigation into his criminal enterprises.

Even Andrew McCarthy sees this "sham" coming:

This has led to speculation that the scam I've been predicting for a couple of years is imminent: The Justice Department could soon give Hunter a sweetheart plea deal in which he would admit guilt to the undeniable -- a minor tax charge or two, plus, perhaps, a false statement on a required federal firearms form, concealing his drug abuse. Swept under the rug would be the part of the investigation that really matters: The gross monetization of Joe Biden's political influence and what foreign adversaries like China believed they were buying.

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1 Hello

Posted by: DB - sing along with the 5th Dimension at May 09, 2023 02:25 PM (geLO8)

2 I'll get them -- not Hunter -- the otters

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 02:26 PM (Vwz3I)

3 Hello horde

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2023 02:26 PM (n8vMP)

4 You know if Kennedy would actually promise to dissolve the FBI, CIA, and DOJ I think I would have to vote for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 09, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc)

5 I can't wait for more pieties from Schumer et al. about how NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (bhRsz)

6 So Comer why tell the Feds what you're gonna do ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (bs+z0)

7 Is the NY Post allowed on this thread?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (Vwz3I)

8 Bill Barr is a faggot.

Posted by: UwU_Power at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (P6fAf)

9 I say, it seems like our justice and investigative system is full of knaves and traitors, wot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

10 Stasi gotta stasi.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (7R+co)

11 Yep.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (KiBMU)

12 Joe Biden bribery allegations were brought to DOJ in 2018 -- two years before similar claims by whistleblower
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Come on, man. He needed some talking points for the debate!

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2023 02:28 PM (eruAj)

13 8 Bill Barr is a faggot.
Posted by: UwU_Power at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (P6fAf)

Worse than that.. He's a fat, back stabbing,POS

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:28 PM (bs+z0)

14 Biden traded the ability to Pardon his Family for his Puppeht Presidency.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 02:28 PM (7oh2Z)

15 Who does Durham work for? Is he an independent contractor?

Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:28 PM (AwYPR)

16 "I can't really imagine a legitimate reason for the DOJ not to follow up on an offer like that. I felt like it was stonewalled," said Cummins, formerly Arkansas' chief federal prosecutor under President George W. Bush.

"It doesn't make much sense to investigate the guy who brings you the allegation rather than the allegation," he said.

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Well, it does. It makes perfect sense. They guard their masters. You leveled accusation against one of their masters. You are the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:28 PM (O4oKn)

17 None of it matters until people start getting executed.

Posted by: XTC at May 09, 2023 02:29 PM (UnA8+)

18 Why do the Insty guys keep pushing ass clowns like Hugh Hewitt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

19 None of this would have happened had Merrick just been named to SCOTUS!

/GOPe

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 09, 2023 02:29 PM (2YtOq)

20 8 Bill Barr is a faggot.
Posted by: UwU_Power at May 09, 2023 02:27 PM (P6fAf)


If only that were *all* he is.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (bhRsz)

21 I'm starting to have my doubts about even having a Dept of Justice

it has proven to be a problematic agency

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO8)

22 Again, this sh*t is coming to a head as the statute of limitations runs out on all of these crimes, and I don't want to here sh*t about, well... well... the statute of limitations can be extended because reasons....


That sh*t only applies to Republican Presidents named Donald John Trump.

So what we are more than likely going to get is some variation of the Hillary Clinton construct of, yes it's a crime but Joe is just a good old boy never meaning no harm, jazz hands and spirit fingers fandango.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (up/3i)

23 OT Glenn Greenwald has been widowed.

Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (AwYPR)

24 15 Durham works for Steiner.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (1Btyh)

25 21 I'm starting to have my doubts about even having a Dept of Justice

it has proven to be a problematic agency
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO

Too much power. No oversight. Not a good combination.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

26 Is an indictment of Hunter Biden coming? Probably, but it's all a ruse.

James Comer warns the non-special prosecutor ...

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They're just rubbing our faces in it. They have more than enough control to appoint a special prosecutor and still get the outcome they want while pretending that they are following all of the appropriate rules and using the correct methods. They have chosen not to. There was no reason for this choice, no reason related to the outcome. The outcome is as assured with a special prosecutor as it is without one.

It's a very loud "fuck you" to the people. That's its only purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:31 PM (O4oKn)

27 21 I'm starting to have my doubts about even having a Dept of Justice

it has proven to be a problematic agency
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO

Well, it works great if you are Joe Biden... Or any other Dem for that matter

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:31 PM (bs+z0)

28 Heads will roll!

Not the right heads, mind you.

Posted by: fd at May 09, 2023 02:31 PM (iayUP)

29 I'm so glad our norms have been restored!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 09, 2023 02:32 PM (i7Q7S)

30 "My message to the Department of Justice is very loud and clear. Do not indict Hunter Biden before Wednesday," Comer told Maria Bartiromo on Sunday Morning Futures.
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Okay. We probably won't indict him after Wednesday, either - but will if it's politically useful to clean this all up and find him not guilty prior to the next election. But you got it, champ. We won't indict before Wednesday.

Posted by: The DoJ at May 09, 2023 02:32 PM (O4oKn)

31 27 21 I'm starting to have my doubts about even having a Dept of Justice

it has proven to be a problematic agency
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO

Well, it works great if you are Joe Biden... Or any other Dem for that matter
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DOJ was established in 1870 to enforce Reconstruction. It is still doing that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 09, 2023 02:32 PM (OTXUv)

32 23 OT Glenn Greenwald has been widowed.
Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (AwYPR)

I saw that... Sad.. I like Greenwald for the most part...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:32 PM (bs+z0)

33 Reduce the budgets of everything by 80 percent.

Kill federal funding of anything related to EBT entirely.

Build the damn wall.

Free fire zone at the borders.

Every. Incumbent. Out.

Pop some popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

34 >Too much power. No oversight. Not a good combination.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

basically, the position of AG of the US has morphed into 'the President's enforcer'

It's like if Al Capone was president, his AG would be Frank Nitti

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (geLO8)

35 "By all accounts from the media reports that we're getting, what they're looking at charging Hunter Biden on is a slap on the wrist. It's a drop in the bucket," he continued. "So Wednesday will be a very big day for the American people in getting the facts presented to them so that they can know the truth, and then the Department of Justice can finally do what they should have done years ago."
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The American People will learn that you're a fascist who is persecuting the First Son with a bunch of weak, trumped-up bullshit.

Posted by: The American News Complex at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (O4oKn)

36 Former-US Attorney Geoff Berman is currently a partner at the law firm Fried, Frank, Harris, Shriver & Jacobson

Notable alumni: Elena Kagan

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

37 @15

>>Who does Durham work for? Is he an independent contractor?

Durham works for Durham, at a billable rate that would make even the most lavishly paid union stooge say, G-d damn bro, that's a bit much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (up/3i)

38 Apparently Uncle Joe isn't any more adept at peddling influence than he is pedaling a bicycle.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (ykeLU)

39 Jazz Shaw warns that any "indictment" will likely be for purposes of a cover-up: indict Hunter for a few minor crimes he's obviously guilty of, and then declare an end to any further investigation into his criminal enterprises.
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They'll probably acquit him. If not, then a few hours of community service at a brothel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (O4oKn)

40 No reasonable prosecutor would bring charges because intent can't be shown, and none of the Bidens intended to get caught.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (gf7Ez)

41 Bill Barr is a faggot?

Those bagpipes ain't going to blow themselves...

Posted by: Regular joe at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (nnp+f)

42 "Uh yeah, Senator, the DoJ has a lot of 'buffers' "

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (geLO8)

43 This will be held up as proof that it isn't just a coverup for a Democrat Administration. See, it happened in the Trump administration too.

That's probably a lie but they will say it.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (pwExq)

44 By the end of the week Comer and Grassley will be indicted for money laundering, or mishandling classified documents, or maybe even child pron. Possibly all three.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (3DZIZ)

45 Durham works for Durham, at a billable rate that would make even the most lavishly paid union stooge say, G-d damn bro, that's a bit much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:33 PM (up/3i)

So...a gold bricking sand bagger?

Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (AwYPR)

46 OT Glenn Greenwald has been widowed.
Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (AwYPR)

Can't be widowed when never married.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (dN42F)

47 Even Andrew McCarthy sees this "sham" coming:
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Good for him. Maybe he'll someday acknowledge his role in in putting Biden into office.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:35 PM (O4oKn)

48 Cummins said it was “perverse that you report an allegation of a pretty serious crime and they don’t investigate [it] but they were investigating you.”

These were the same crimes that eventually lead to Donald Trump's impeachment a year later when he attempted to get the Ukrainians to investigate.

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

49 jazz hands and spirit fingers fandango.

OK this made me laugh.

Posted by: Iris at May 09, 2023 02:35 PM (NaH5I)

50 I've come to,the realization 81 million ballots can do one fuckuva lot of damage to a nation.
Sadaam Hussein level votes, Sadaam Hussein level damage.

Posted by: democrats Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at May 09, 2023 02:35 PM (0q+t6)

51 Calling Bill Bar a faggot is an insult to faggots everywhere. He is far worse than a fudge packer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 09, 2023 02:35 PM (pohLc)

52 Why would the DOJ and the FBI want a totally corrupt president in office?

When you make the emotional breakthrough required to answer that question logically, you will start digging your own bunker.

Posted by: We just need better candidates!!! at May 09, 2023 02:36 PM (sh1GZ)

53 Most of DOJ is working from home, so Durham is busy binge watching FBI series on ABC plus streaming.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2023 02:36 PM (pwExq)

54 But Clarence Thomas! Both sides! This is just jawboning and whataboutism!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 09, 2023 02:36 PM (qllUN)

55 Can't be widowed when never married.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM (dN42F)

He had a husband.

Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:36 PM (AwYPR)

56 It's a very loud "fuck you" to the people. That's its only purpose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:31 PM (O4oKn)

Yep. Right up there with funding Eco Health.

Posted by: 7man at May 09, 2023 02:37 PM (qwO6y)

57 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at May 09, 2023 02:37 PM (V6T/+)

58 I wonder how many trips Barr made to Pedo Island?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 09, 2023 02:37 PM (pohLc)

59 No one is above the law! Outside the law, sure, but not above it!

Posted by: Semi-Communist Tommy B., DC DBag at May 09, 2023 02:37 PM (ik/65)

60 Congress should immediately impeach those members of the DOJ who issued immunity deals to the corrupt members of the Biden Bribery Family. There needs to be a Special Counsel immediately and DOJ must recuse themselves from Obstructing Justice.

Posted by: william ferrin at May 09, 2023 02:37 PM (rsJHe)

61 The article excerpt reads, "...The gross monetization of Joe Biden's political influence and what foreign adversaries like China believed they were buying."

The CCP didn't 'believe' they were buying influence and access to Joe Biden. They knew they were buying influence and access. They did.

Remember when then-presidential candidate Biden received some weak tea criticism from a friendly reporter who had the temerity to ask Biden why he didn't speak out against Chicom persecution of the Uighurs? In response to the reporter, Biden mumbled something something something about 'cultural differences' or some shit and quickly moved on. Yes, I suppose rounding people up and throwing them into concentration camps is a cultural difference between ourselves and the CCP. And the Soviet Union. And Nazi Germany.

Posted by: troyriser at May 09, 2023 02:37 PM (7Cx1V)

62 These were the same crimes that eventually lead to Donald Trump's impeachment a year later when he attempted to get the Ukrainians to investigate.
==
And nothing doing for over five years. This isn't a free country with equal protection under the law, and hasn't been for a long time.

Posted by: We just need better candidates!!! at May 09, 2023 02:38 PM (sh1GZ)

63 Not to worry. I'm sure Bob Woodward is hot on this. With many anonymous sources for verification.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (p5GWS)

64 I have the probably mistaken impression Biden corruption wasn't even particularly hidden.

Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

65 Wait is the story going to be that the brave patriotic Bidens took all that Chinese and Russian money to rip them off, because they never changed their policies because of it?

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (pwExq)

66 Where is the GOPe screaming for an Independent Counsel like the Dem's do all the time.

Crickets

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (G0vdT)

67 Bill Barr loves Lon Horuichi

Posted by: Avi at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (T4qa/)

68 Hunter is charged with failing to report taxes on the sale of a chicken sandwich.

Guilty, time served.

See! The law is equally applied! Now leave Joe's son alone. He is still grieving the death of his brother, the war hero.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (qllUN)

69 The DOJ has proven consistently that they are ALL IN on political agenda pushing. So, the only way Hunter Biden is indicted for anything is if it serves a goal unrelated to "justice." That goal would be to remove Biden from the 2024 election.

Keep in mind that the stories teasing an imminent indictment of Hunter surfaced remarkably at the same time Joe was announcing his re-election campaign.

The philosophy that the DOJ operating even as a cover-up of the more servious legal violation of the Biden family has nothing to do with placating anyone. It has everything to do with pressuring the political landscape that those pulling the strings are looking for.

My guess is NO indictment of Hunter will happen, and Joe will announce medical issues in the future and drop from the 2024 campaign season.

Posted by: Orson at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (+mki2)

70 I'm starting to have my doubts about even having a Dept of Justice

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (geLO


I guess we need some law enforcement body to prosecute federal crimes, but the Constitution describes so few crimes that an office of 50 people could take care of it. Then let States Attorney's General prosecute in federal court.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (ZCCyW)

71 63 Not to worry. I'm sure Bob Woodward is hot on this. With many anonymous sources for verification.

/sarc off

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (p5GWS)

72 Ace - Jason Whitlock just posted an article on the Blaze. Might be worthy of a post, regarding the mental health problem I this country.

Posted by: tofer732 at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (CKjTa)

73 I still believe this is the reason Joe Biden wanted to become president in 2020, to protect himself and his family from any criminal prosecution.

I don't think he really gives a shit about anything else which is why he does what he does, plus he hates like Patrick Batemen in "American Psycho".

Joe Hates Everybody.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (MZjWj)

74 Meanwhile in another glaring example of our twisted non functioning justice system, Trumps EG Carroll trial went to the jury yesterday in Manhattan . The fact that jurors are still deliberating can only mean that Trump is going to be convicted. And register as a sex offender. Unless there is something there I do not understand about the charges.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (5Sqp0)

75 Don't worry they will make up for letting biden go by letting a NYC jury find Trump guilty of a 30 year old rape because he likes pussy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (0kFVx)

76 So the DOJ has strung out a dead simple rock-solid violation of the gun application for 5+ years.

So how long do you thing they could string out a web of LLCs, with respect to the number of adversarial countries that this family influence peddled in for?

Posted by: H8_the_deepstate at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (5hDOm)

77 The Grand Old Pussies are not going to save the country.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 09, 2023 02:41 PM (ik/65)

78 76 So the DOJ has strung out a dead simple rock-solid violation of the gun application for 5+ years.

So how long do you thing they could string out a web of LLCs, with respect to the number of adversarial countries that this family influence peddled in for?
Posted by: H8_the_deepstate at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (5hDOm)

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Two weeks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

79 indict Hunter for a few minor crimes he's obviously guilty of, and then declare an end to any further investigation into his criminal enterprises.
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No responsible prosecutor would pursue this.

Posted by: Jin Comey at May 09, 2023 02:41 PM (rpirE)

80 I guess the the DoJ is making it necessary to have the next election be about forthrightly prosecuting the Biden crime family.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 02:41 PM (4HsoB)

81 Meanwhile in another glaring example of our twisted non functioning justice system, Trumps EG Carroll trial went to the jury yesterday in Manhattan . The fact that jurors are still deliberating can only mean that Trump is going to be convicted. And register as a sex offender. Unless there is something there I do not understand about the charges.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (5Sqp0)

Well no it's a civil case and basically for slander, not rape. Although based on a 30 year old rape allegation. It's bullshit of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:41 PM (0kFVx)

82 "You can't prosecute the same person for multiple crimes! That's double jeopardy!"
-The left, soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

83 67 Bill Barr loves Lon Horuichi
Posted by: Avi at May 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Tqa/)

//

Yes. It makesy patriotic heart go pitter-patter.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (p5GWS)

84 We all know they're corrupt.

We also know the whole system is.

There are really only two ways this is resolved, and neither of them are great.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (N1DT3)

85 I hope somebody asks the DOJ/FBI where Hunter's hard drive is.

The answer, I predict, will enraging.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

86 44 By the end of the week Comer and Grassley will be indicted for money laundering, or mishandling classified documents, or maybe even child pron. Possibly all three.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 09, 2023 02:34 PM

Seditious Conspiracy, Treason, undermining Democracy, and especially transphobia of colored persyns!!!

Posted by: DoJ at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (tSQiy)

87 @74

>>And register as a sex offender. Unless there is something there I do not understand about the charges.

It's a civil suit, not a criminal suit. So it's only about monetary damages.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (up/3i)

88 "Justice"...I like the word about as much as I like the word "fair".

Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (AwYPR)

89 He had a husband.
Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:36 PM (AwYPR)

My point, he was never married. There is no such thing as homosexual marriage.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (dN42F)

90 Unless there is something there I do not understand about the charges.
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Pretty much everything. You don't have to register as a sex offender for defamation in a civil trial.

Posted by: She sued him for saying she was a liar at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (sh1GZ)

91 Look you Jive Turkeys.
When The Junta can manufacture 80 million votes, it's not corruption, it's a Blank Check.

Posted by: WINSTON ALABASTER at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (jM1wU)

92 any day now
yesirree Bob

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (geLO8)

93 87 @74

>>And register as a sex offender. Unless there is something there I do not understand about the charges.

It's a civil suit, not a criminal suit. So it's only about monetary damages.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (up/3i)

========

Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

94 "Bud Cummins, a former federal prosecutor..."

That name sounds like it should be on every business in every southern town.
Bud Cummins Bait and Tackle.
Bud Cummins Gun and Pawn.
Bud Cummins Chevrolet.
Bud Cummins Catfish Palace.
Bud Cummins Beer and Liquor.
Bud Cummins House of Recliners.

Posted by: Doof at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (0dJLW)

95 70 CBD, I believe the only crime specifically defined in the Constitution is treason.

Which nearly everyone in the upper echelons of our government is guilty of at this point.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (1Btyh)

96 It's a civil suit, not a criminal suit. So it's only about monetary damages.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:42 PM (up/3i)

She should be paying him... 30 years ago and she can't remember the actual date and during the trial she said some nutty things... Of course the "jury" will rule in her favor

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

97 When will we find out that left-wing prosecutors have a pipeline of antifa-aligned jurors that magically get summoned to jury duty and selected for a specific case?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 09, 2023 02:44 PM (ik/65)

98 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:44 PM (9gDA7)

99 we do not comment concerning ongoing coverups

Posted by: Dept of Jackasses at May 09, 2023 02:44 PM (us2H3)

100 I still believe this is the reason Joe Biden wanted to become president in 2020, to protect himself and his family from any criminal prosecution.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (MZjWj)
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I don't quite follow the logic here...If FJB had not run for POTUS, he'd still be protected as a "made man" in D.C., regardless of his crimes.

If FJB had failed in his bid for POTUS, then the DOJ and the Deep State has a thousand and one ways to stonewall DJT from prosecuting FJB until FJB finally shuffles off his mortal coil.

HRC got away scot-free from prosecution of her crimes once DJT became President. Why wouldn't FJB assume the same thing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:44 PM (YIVH2)

101 Guilty as sin.

Free as a bird.

The entire family. Except for the war hero that graciously saved us from even more debauchery by dying of cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:45 PM (9gDA7)

102 53 Most of DOJ is working from home, so Durham is busy binge watching FBI series on ABC plus streaming...
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2023 02:36 PM (pwExq)

////

in Tahiti

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 09, 2023 02:45 PM (p5GWS)

103 @85

>>I hope somebody asks the DOJ/FBI where Hunter's hard drive is.

They were already asked that question during congressional hearings, the response was, they have no idea where it is and if they did, nobody has looked at it and knows what's on it.

Fun Fact:

When they raided Giuliani's apartment and hoovered everything, Giuliani pointed to a copy of Hunters hard drive on a shelf, told them what it was and that they should take that as evidence, the agents got wide eyed and slowly backed out of the room and dipped on out of there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (up/3i)

104 What are the odds Senile Joe is even aware of accusations against him?

Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

105 I don't know what is finally, after appeals, going to happen in any of these bullshit Trump cases, but if anyone has not noticed, he is only polling better after each one LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (0kFVx)

106 She should be paying him... 30 years ago and she can't remember the actual date and during the trial she said some nutty things... Of course the "jury" will rule in her favor
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:44 PM

ORANGE MAN VERY BAD!!

Posted by: Liberal Jury from deep blue metro area at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (tSQiy)

107 87.Thanks for setting me straight. There are so many of these I cannot keep them straight as to what he is being charged with and the news is so fragmented and reporting so poor I am losing track.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (5Sqp0)

108 Posted by: Doof at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (0dJLW)

You left out the trucking company and the salvage yard.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (Wy1BU)

109 Hunter is small beer compared to the REAL threat.

Orangeman Bad!!!!

Posted by: NPC_10111101 at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Guilty as sin.

Free as a bird.

The entire family. Except for the war hero that graciously saved us from even more debauchery by dying of cancer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:45 PM (9gDA7)
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This applies to the entire government, it's just that the Bidens are particularly outrageous because they're both so public about it and it's so obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (O4oKn)

111 So we believe there are a whole lot of tips that the IRS and the DOJ don't know about because we don't believe they've done a whole lot of digging in this, and we have," he said.


But they spent YEARS trying to get Trumps tax returns.

Fuck this government. In the ass. With the barbed cock of Satan. For eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (9gDA7)

112 And register as a sex offender. Unless there is something there I do not understand about the charges.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 02:40 PM (5Sqp0)

It’s a civil suit containing allegations with a low standard of proof, not charges brought criminally and provable beyond a reasonable doubt. Perhaps NY is different but in most jurisdictions findings in civil suits do not lead to criminal sanctions such as being placed on a sex offender registry. Do you have a link so that I might see this.

Posted by: 7man at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (qwO6y)

113 "Justice"...I like the word about as much as I like the word "fair".
Posted by: BignJames
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'Equity'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (ej/KZ)

114 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bud Cummins Funeral Home at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (V6T/+)

115 When they raided Giuliani's apartment and hoovered everything, Giuliani pointed to a copy of Hunters hard drive on a shelf, told them what it was and that they should take that as evidence, the agents got wide eyed and slowly backed out of the room and dipped on out of there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (up/3i)
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The FBI really, really does *not* want that hard drive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (O4oKn)

116 94 "Bud Cummins, a former federal prosecutor..."

That name sounds like it should be on every business in every southern town.
Bud Cummins Bait and Tackle.
Bud Cummins Gun and Pawn.
Bud Cummins Chevrolet.
Bud Cummins Catfish Palace.
Bud Cummins Beer and Liquor.
Bud Cummins House of Recliners.
Posted by: Doof at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (0dJLW)

The number to call is BR-549.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N3zMI)

117 When they raided Giuliani's apartment and hoovered everything, Giuliani pointed to a copy of Hunters hard drive on a shelf, told them what it was and that they should take that as evidence, the agents got wide eyed and slowly backed out of the room and dipped on out of there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (up/3i)
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The FBI really, really does *not* want that hard drive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (O4oKn)
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They would sooner put their bare hands on the Demon Core.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (YIVH2)

118 'Equity'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (ej/KZ)

Unless it's on a loan application, that too.

Posted by: BignJames at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (AwYPR)

119 We're top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: Your FBI at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (a3Q+t)

120 115 When they raided Giuliani's apartment and hoovered everything, Giuliani pointed to a copy of Hunters hard drive on a shelf, told them what it was and that they should take that as evidence, the agents got wide eyed and slowly backed out of the room and dipped on out of there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:46 PM (up/3i)
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The FBI really, really does *not* want that hard drive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (O4oKn)
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It's like f'ing kryptonite.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

121 108 Those are owned by his brother Earl Cummins.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (1Btyh)

122 111 Fuck this government. In the ass. With the barbed cock of Satan. For eternity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (9gDA7)

They like Anal Rape.

Posted by: XTC at May 09, 2023 02:49 PM (UnA8+)

123 I don't quite follow the logic here...If FJB had not run for POTUS, he'd still be protected as a "made man" in D.C., regardless of his crimes.
==
Real power and the money from the grift, comes from being someone who can provide a malleable buearorat a advancement in position. Or steer govt contracts, access to govt money to third parties. The FBI - having learned well from J Edgar Hoover, knows that a compromised chief executive is a chief executive that is in their pocket. When you realize the US govt is essentially a group of organized crime families where a family is a govt department or interest grouping it makes more sense.

Posted by: Cosa Nostra US at May 09, 2023 02:49 PM (sh1GZ)

124 117 They would sooner put their bare hands on the Demon Core.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (YIVH2)

========

Theory:

J. Robert Oppenheimer is DOOM guy.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

125 94 "Bud Cummins, a former federal prosecutor..."

That name sounds like it should be on every business in every southern town.
Bud Cummins Bait and Tackle.
Bud Cummins Gun and Pawn.
Bud Cummins Chevrolet.
Bud Cummins Catfish Palace.
Bud Cummins Beer and Liquor.
Bud Cummins House of Recliners.

Posted by: Doof at May 09, 2023 02:43 PM (0dJLW)

Another great Southern name:

Gillespie

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 09, 2023 02:49 PM (wtvvX)

126 A jury has reached a verdict after only several hours of deliberations Tuesday at the civil trial where former President Donald Trump is accused of raping and defaming writer E. Jean Carroll.

The verdict will be announced in court at 3 p.m. ET.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (0kFVx)

127
You are Charlie Brown.

Gov/Media is Lucy.

Justice is the football

Posted by: Auspex at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (j4U/Z)

128 116 That name sounds like it should be on every business in every southern town.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N3zMI)

It sounds like a gay porn star.

"Butt Cummin(s)?"

Posted by: XTC at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

129 The verdict will be announced in court at 3 p.m. ET.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (0kFVx)
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Dang it! I have a meeting at that time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (YIVH2)

130 'Equity'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (ej/KZ)

Unless it's on a loan application, that too.
Posted by: BignJames
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Pretty sure that there is a Haiku to be made out of that.

Muldoon could most certainly produce a limerick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (HsC66)

131 Fuck this government. In the ass. With the barbed cock of Satan. For eternity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM


Dude. Please. Unlike one of this community's most esteemed commenters, I do not have unlimited capability.

Posted by: Satan at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)

132 No one has faith in the DOJ including Andrew McCarthy? We really do need a do over. Stat.

Posted by: Piper at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

133 Instead, in a move Cummins says seemed like "retaliation," on Dec. 9, 2019, in the middle of impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, federal prosecutors secretly obtained data from Cummins' iPhone with a grand jury subpoena to Apple.

... these were the same crimes that eventually lead to Donald Trump's impeachment a year later when he attempted to get the Ukrainians to investigate, so this was obviously to intimidate Cummins from helping the Trump defense.

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

134 The verdict will be announced in court at 3 p.m. ET.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (0kFVx)
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Dang it! I have a meeting at that time...
==
It'll probably be like an hour late.

Posted by: Imma let you finish at May 09, 2023 02:52 PM (sh1GZ)

135 129 The verdict will be announced in court at 3 p.m. ET.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (0kFVx)

That was quick

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

136 Comer wants all charges in place so one fake trial and slap on the wrist clears them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 09, 2023 02:52 PM (FpuhH)

137 Is hunter gonna roll under the bus gracefully?

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 09, 2023 02:52 PM (3dUWh)

138 Boy, not much gets by that McCarthy fella.

Behold, folks, the *better, not entirely corrupt and farcically unethical segment of the law enforcement "elite"*.

Which appears to be a sliver of a segment, on top of that.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2023 02:52 PM (OTzUX)

139 Fuck this government. In the ass. With the barbed cock of Satan. For eternity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Tell us how ya really feel......

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (T4tVD)

140 No one has faith in the DOJ including Andrew McCarthy? We really do need a do over. Stat.

Posted by: Piper at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

Nukes from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (7R+co)

141 Sad to say Merrick Garland will never receive his single bullet to the back of the head while facing a basement wall.

Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

142 "Explosive allegations...."
_________

What? We don't have time for that. We're busy creating narratives about White Supremacist minorities killing other minorities. It's not easy but we seem to have had some success.

Maybe we'll throw in a "Republicans pounce" story if it somehow gains traction. That's our signal to the vast majority of our news consumers that its icky political infighting that can safely be ignored. Our consumers are pretty reliable that way.

Posted by: State Media at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (63xxR)

143 126. Nevergiveup, thanks for the notice. Please note how that is written. If you had not read the suit or were legal savvy, you would believe Trump was being “charged “ with rape. And all that implies.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (5Sqp0)

144 They would sooner put their bare hands on the Demon Core.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (YIVH2)
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Nice reference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (O4oKn)

145 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:51 PM (YIVH2)

I can help....

We the jury find orange man guilty of everything that had ever gone wrong since the beginning of the world. We sentence him to 3 gazillion years in prison and $500 gazillion paid to the demoncrat party for damages.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (Wy1BU)

146 Joe Biden had "exercised influence to protect" his son's Ukrainian employer "in exchange for payments to Hunter Biden
........

Gee, where's my Ukraine flag?

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

147 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

This sounds suspiciously like hair band lyrics

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (eruAj)

148 Instead, in a move Cummins says seemed like "retaliation," on Dec. 9, 2019, in the middle of impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, federal prosecutors secretly obtained data from Cummins' iPhone with a grand jury subpoena to Apple.

Truly insane. Can't wait to hear deepstate dicksips like Huge Hewitt minimize and wave this away... What am I talking about? I don't listen to that ass.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (jzzG8)

149 The verdict will be announced in court at 3 p.m. ET.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:50 PM (0kFVx)

That was quick
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

I have no idea if that is good ot bad
Sigh
But it is NYC so probably bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (0kFVx)

150 137 not if his latest scorched earth campaign is any indication. I recall stories before it happened that this was the direction he wanted to go and the White House wished he wouldn’t.

Posted by: Piper at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

151 The important part isn't that the Biden family committed the crimes.

The important part is that the crimes were known by agencies and individuals with power in 2018.

That's the only thing that matters, and it's horrible to realize what it means for the republic.

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (XTk1T)

152 There will be no legal ramifications for the *biden's. Hunter will get hit with a couple fines related to his taxes and that's it.

Fine by the way that will likely be paid from some obscure and unnamed fund that we, the taxpayers ponied up the money for.

A typical fuck you from our junta.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)

153 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (aD39U)

154 They would sooner put their bare hands on the Demon Core.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:48 PM (YIVH2)
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Nice reference.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (O4oKn)
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Hunter's hard drive is the only thing more toxic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 02:55 PM (YIVH2)

155 @124

>>Theory:

J. Robert Oppenheimer is DOOM guy. Discuss.

And TheJamesMadison said, I am become Prometheus, Destroyer of Filmographies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:55 PM (up/3i)

156 The important part is that the crimes were known by agencies and individuals with power in 2018.

That's the only thing that matters, and it's horrible to realize what it means for the republic.
===
Ding ding ding. That's right. This shit's over, before we even knew it.

Posted by: Imma let you finish at May 09, 2023 02:55 PM (sh1GZ)

157 Fuck this government. In the ass. With the barbed cock of Satan. For eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2023 02:47 PM (9gDA7)

You do know that the federal government wears flip-flops?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (ZCCyW)

158 Happy hour starts at 3:15!

Posted by: Bud Cummins Nail Spa and Goodtime Emporium at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (V6T/+)

159
MATT DAMON as Leslie Groves.

Won't pay to see.

Posted by: Auspex at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (j4U/Z)

160 Yeah, indict-lite for sonny.

Meanwhile Trump is the QB getting sacked by three 285-pound linesmen, two high, one low, down he goes, the stadium goes hush, he's carried off in a stretcher, is paralyzed from the nose down for life.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (KiBMU)

161 141 Sad to say Merrick Garland will never receive his single bullet to the back of the head while facing a basement wall.
Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

A Jackhammer to the back of the skull while he's made to bite the curb would be more satisfying.

Posted by: XTC at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

162 Deep State is going deep 6 anything on the Biden Crime Family

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 02:57 PM (xhxe8)

163 Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (KiBMU)

If only he had been a Quality Candidate

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2023 02:57 PM (eruAj)

164 What they are doing is releasing everything they can now so they can say it's "old news" later.

Book it.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (eruAj)

165 This sounds suspiciously like hair band lyrics

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2023 02:54 PM (eruAj)

We'll allow it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (7R+co)

166 Mush brain and his burnout son. What a family.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

167 Wait McCarthy claims to have predicted something? No. BS. He only comes around after he has been totally pantsed on his opinion.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (pwExq)

168 166 Mush brain and his burnout son. What a family.
Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

Don't forget the druggie shower buddy Daughter

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (bs+z0)

169 Fine by the way that will likely be paid from some obscure and unnamed fund that we, the taxpayers ponied up the money for.
==
its sicker than that if you can believe it. What he did, is he sold his interest in the billion dollar investment fund capitalized by China to his lawyer. His lawyer is now paying everything, in exchange for 20% interest in the returns of the billion dollar fund. He has no assets. He gets living expenses (ha ha) paid by his lawyer. Even his fancy car is paid for by his lawyer.

Posted by: Imma let you finish at May 09, 2023 02:58 PM (sh1GZ)

170 I'm sure David French the Apostate believes no true Christian would be troubled by Biden corruption and perversion.

Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 02:59 PM (eGTCV)

171 Matthew Whitaker, who served as the Acting Attorney General from November 2018 to February 2019

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

172 171 Matthew Whitaker, who served as the Acting Attorney General from November 2018 to February 2019
Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

He was good

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (bs+z0)

173 >>its sicker than that if you can believe it. What he did, is he sold his interest in the billion dollar investment fund capitalized by China to his lawyer. His lawyer is now paying everything, in exchange for 20% interest in the returns of the billion dollar fund. He has no assets. He gets living expenses (ha ha) paid by his lawyer. Even his fancy car is paid for by his lawyer.


WE are paying for his Secret Service Detail. Housing, Food and Expense to coverup his current criminal acts.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (7oh2Z)

174 The Biden family makes hillbilly trailer park trash look clean and honorable.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (Wy1BU)

175 169 Is the lawyer paying the baby mama, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (1Btyh)

176 but Joe is just a good old boy never meaning no harm, jazz hands and spirit fingers fandango.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 02:30 PM (up/3i)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 09, 2023 03:01 PM (BdMk6)

177 Somehow they are going to tie this to trump and his kids. Watch for pending charges against his kids if hunter is charged with a crime.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2023 03:01 PM (ncXxy)

178 Buck Sexton sums it up.

The Clay Travis & Buck Sexton Show
@clayandbuck
@BuckSexton
discusses Biden's ridiculous defense of Hunter with
@kayleighmcenany

https://tinyurl.com/5n7pwdcs
.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

179 The FBI is in on it... first rule of bribery: if youbget caught, bribe them too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 09, 2023 03:01 PM (dTEN4)

180 NYC rape show trial verdict is in. Will be announced shortly.

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2023 03:01 PM (cUYo/)

181 Biden Delays SPR Refill Again, Now Says Must Wait For Storage Repairs First

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (RHGPo)

182 Know this is not The point Ace is making but it's defies logic and good taste that Sean Hannity, Champion of the FBI Ham And Egger bullshit , still has an audience.

The FNC demographic is very very old. And stupid.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (CEW0/)

183 Garland's armed FBI agents in tactical gear arrest a peaceful Mark Houck, DoJ prosecutors lose the case against him. Lawbreaking, raucous protesters march daily at Kavanagh's home -' where an assassination attemt was foiled -- and Garland sits with his thumb up his *ss. Not one arrest.

He has a bright future running the Gulag.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (jqYTQ)

184 The jury has to find guilty of rape for them to find harm to Carroll

so how can Bragg not prosecute for rape ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (us2H3)

185 "Former Tucker Carlson Producer Abby Grossberg withdraws suit against FOX News"

She gave the pretext to kick Tucker out, she'll get her catlady rent controlled apartment in Manhattan to retire to for the rest of her years courtesy of an anonymous funder.

Posted by: UwU_Power at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (UNQ0i)

186 Biden Delays SPR Refill Again, Now Says Must Wait For Storage Repairs First
Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (RHGPo)
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History's most expensive government, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (O4oKn)

187 > The Biden family makes hillbilly trailer park trash look clean and honorable.
_______________

As an honorable member of the hillbilly trailer park brigade, I concur.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (Q4IgG)

188 WE are paying for his Secret Service Detail. Housing, Food and Expense to coverup his current criminal acts.
===
His detail yes. His housing maybe but I have my doubts. His food --probably the detail gets food and he probably eats theirs. So maybe. But it in the paternity case, it came out that his lawyer is paying all of his expenses. Car payments etc etc. in exchange for him signing over his interest in the investment fund to the lawyer.

Posted by: Imma let you finish at May 09, 2023 03:03 PM (sh1GZ)

189 /Jazz Shaw warns that any "indictment" will likely be for purposes of a cover-up: indict Hunter for a few minor crimes he's obviously guilty of, and then declare an end to any further investigation into his criminal enterprises./


Hunter's high-dollar legal team did not 'request' and get a meeting last week with the DoJ attorneys investigating Hunter because they wanted to discuss the case. They and the Meritless Garland drones met to hammer out a plea deal beneficial to The Big Guy. That's as obvious as a Great Dane in your bathtub.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2023 03:03 PM (AMIL/)

190 The jury has to find guilty of rape for them to find harm to Carroll

so how can Bragg not prosecute for rape ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (us2H3)


AFAIK it's not a suit over rape, but defamation. She made the claim, he said that she's a liar, and she's suing him for that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:03 PM (wmDcS)

191 Comer is timing this just right. At the exsxt same moment as the border is about to be swamped by a million "refugees."

Good job, Comer!

/sarc

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2023 03:03 PM (sEbMk)

192 The Biden family makes hillbilly trailer park trash look clean and honorable.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 03:00 PM (Wy1BU)
........

The hair plugs and fake teeth aren't fooling anybody.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

193 187 > The Biden family makes hillbilly trailer park trash look clean and honorable.
_____

I'm sure he has a plaid double knit suit around somewhere.

Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 03:04 PM (eGTCV)

194 191 Comer is timing this just right. At the exsxt same moment as the border is about to be swamped by a million "refugees."

Good job, Comer!

Well it is the day before so....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:04 PM (bs+z0)

195 The Biden family makes hillbilly trailer park trash look clean and honorable.
==
We should be so lucky as to have a hillbilly trailer park trash family in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: that ought to be a joke, but it isn't at May 09, 2023 03:04 PM (sh1GZ)

196 >>how can Bragg not prosecute for rape ?


There is literally ZERO evidence of a crime. None.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (7oh2Z)

197 It's been a long time since this busty blonde in short shorts was surprised by the duplicitousness and corruption of the United States Government and its insiders:
https://is.gd/XLaGZ8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (O4oKn)

198 Bud Cummins, a former federal prosecutor, first reported the bribery allegations to then-New York US Attorney Geoff Berman on Oct. 4, 2018

---

That was prior to the 2018 mid-terms, right? And nothing was disclosed.

Then the 2020 election happened, and nothing was disclosed.

Then the 2022 mid-terms happened, and nothing was disclosed.

Serious question: How does any pro-America candidate run and win?

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (XTk1T)

199
OT. THE local chapter of the U.S. Army's Warrant Officer Association has asked me to join them tomorrow for their monthly meeting...at the fooking bowling alley.

The warrant officer stereotype jokes, they write themselves.

Bet we adjourn to the Class VI Store to stock up on Kaboom and Pogey Bait before we all head off to some poor sonuvabitch's motor pool for harassment.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (3CCua)

200 -
We should be so lucky as to have a hillbilly trailer park trash family in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: that ought to be a joke, but it isn't at May 09, 2023 03:04 PM -=
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We're back, baby!!

Posted by: The Clintons at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (SchQD)

201 AFAIK it's not a suit over rape, but defamation. She made the claim, he said that she's a liar, and she's suing him for that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:03 PM (wmDcS)

Both Turley and Dersh said that the jury has to believe the rape allegations before they can consider the defamation

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (us2H3)

202 Stagwell Group President and Managing Partner Mark Penn, who was formerly a strategist for former President Bill Clinton, told Fox News that he believes President Joe Biden’s approval rating dropped to 36 percent in the latest Washington Post and ABC News poll because he announced he is running for reelection.

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

203 Both Turley and Dersh said that the jury has to believe the rape allegations before they can consider the defamation
Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (us2H3)
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Sure. We believe it. Whatever.

Nail the Orange Man's ass to the wall!

Posted by: Blue Hive Jury at May 09, 2023 03:06 PM (O4oKn)

204 @197

>>It's been a long time since this busty blonde in short shorts was surprised by the duplicitousness and corruption of the United States Government and its insiders: https://is.gd/XLaGZ8


Her back is going to hurt real bad in 20 years but until then.... BAZZZZINNGGAAA!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:06 PM (up/3i)

205 202 Stagwell Group President and Managing Partner Mark Penn, who was formerly a strategist for former President Bill Clinton, told Fox News that he believes President Joe Biden’s approval rating dropped to 36 percent in the latest Washington Post and ABC News poll because he announced he is running for reelection.
Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

Well, that's a vote of confidence LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:06 PM (bs+z0)

206 The jury has to find guilty of rape for them to find harm to Carroll

so how can Bragg not prosecute for rape ??
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The alleged act supposedly occurred like 30 years ago. Statute of limitations on rape was like 7 years. They amended it in 2019 for NY to be like 20 years so they could go after Cleric's.

Posted by: that ought to be a joke, but it isn't at May 09, 2023 03:07 PM (sh1GZ)

207 Whenever I want to present a gift to lady friend, I go to a ladies department store and rape random patrons in dressing rooms while having a my purchase gift wrapped.

This dry, dusty whore is a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:07 PM (KVGVf)

208 187 > The Biden family makes hillbilly trailer park trash look clean and honorable.
_____

I'm sure he has a plaid double knit suit around somewhere.
Posted by: NL at May 09, 2023 03:04 PM (eGTCV)
.......

It's in the closet next to Jill's picnic table cover.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

209 Emporium at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (V6T/+)

159
MATT DAMON as Leslie Groves.

Won't pay to see.
Posted by: Auspex at M

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Kinda like casting Tom Cruise (5'9") as 6'5" Jack Reacher
How about John Goodman? Leave the comedy at home.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 09, 2023 03:08 PM (ol2Lp)

210 Wait a minute. I'm starting to see a pattern here. I think I'm unto something here.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 09, 2023 03:08 PM (ytSiK)

211 Hey, the man's gotta feed his family jack!

Besides I'm told his only scandals are wearing aviators and eating ice cream

Posted by: Rbastid at May 09, 2023 03:08 PM (Mf806)

212 MATT DAMON as Leslie Groves.

Won't pay to see.
Posted by: Auspex at May 09, 2023 02:56 PM (j4U/Z)
++++
Damon is a good actor, but he really doesn't look the part.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 03:08 PM (O4oKn)

213
I'll say this much for Joe Bai-Den, he is honorable, for a filthy gweilo. When he is bought, he STAYS bought.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (n+4am)

214 Tom Cruise is 5' 9"?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

215 Both Turley and Dersh said that the jury has to believe the rape allegations before they can consider the defamation
Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:05 PM (us2H3)


Them believing it is different than the burden of proof necessary for a criminal conviction, or even a civil suit regarding the actual rape.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (wmDcS)

216 203 Her back is going to hurt real bad in 20 years but until then.... BAZZZZINNGGAAA!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:06 PM (up/3i)

========

Big Bang Theory references deserve a banning!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

217 181 Biden Delays SPR Refill Again, Now Says Must Wait For Storage Repairs First

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 03:02 PM (RHGPo)


Eventually the Junta's excuse for not refilling will be that the entrails of a goose sacrificed that morning were not propitious for doing a refill until 15 years from now.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (AMIL/)

218 Both Turley and Dersh said that the jury has to believe the rape allegations before they can consider the defamation
Posted by: REDACTED
==
You do understand that just because a civil jury may agree that there is a basis for defamation because they don't believe she more likely than not lied, that doesn't mean that the same jury believes by a more than reasonable doubt that Trump raped her. Its a different level of proof. not that you'll hear that on the news.

Posted by: that ought to be a joke, but it isn't at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (sh1GZ)

219 Hahn?

@BNONews
·
1m
BREAKING: Donald Trump found liable of sexual assault, not liable of rape

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 09, 2023 03:10 PM (jzzG8)

220 218 Both Turley and Dersh said that the jury has to believe the rape allegations before they can consider the defamation
Posted by: REDACTED

It should have never gone to trial
==

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:10 PM (bs+z0)

221 #141 really should go, ace/COBs. Ten years ago, meh, not today.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2023 03:10 PM (OTzUX)

222 Whenever I want to present a gift to lady friend, I go to a ladies department store and rape random patrons in dressing rooms while having a my purchase gift wrapped.

This dry, dusty whore is a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:07 PM


That and she has already went on TV admitting she has fantasies about being raped by random men.


If it wasn't NYC she would have never made it to trial.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2023 03:10 PM (ncXxy)

223 >>This dry, dusty whore is a fucking lunatic.


The entire event is a Rape Fantasy / Trump FanFic.

It's ridiculous.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (7oh2Z)

224
I'm-uh, n-not.. n-n-not-uh I'm not feeling t-t-t-to good uh-now...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (vwCZJ)

225 So I watched the Oppenheimer trailer. I already saw that movie- Fat Man & Little Boy, with Paul Newman

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (geLO8)

226 Ass cancer > Hannity > Ham n Egger's

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (N5C4b)

227 "The Knights of Law Enforcement, everyone. Please Clap for your Knights of Law Enforcement!"

Captained by Brave Sir Robin.

Posted by: mark at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (0x+UK)

228 Kinda like casting Tom Cruise (5'9")
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Tom Cruise isn't 5 9 even wearing 4 inch lifts.

Posted by: FFS at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (sh1GZ)

229 The entire event is a Rape Fantasy / Trump FanFic.

It's ridiculous.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (7oh2Z)
++++
It's credible!

Posted by: THIS ... is CNN at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (O4oKn)

230 Battery but not sexual assault. More phony BS for the MSM to lie about.

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (cUYo/)

231 Tom Cruise is 5' 9"?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)
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Haven't you noticed he's the same height as the women in his movies.

Actually, most Hollywood's male stars are pretty short.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

232 225 So I watched the Oppenheimer trailer. I already saw that movie- Fat Man & Little Boy, with Paul Newman
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (geLO

=========

"I already saw Thomas Kyd's Ur-Hamlet. I don't need to see this thing by Shakespeare."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

233 She accused how many men of having Sexually Assaulted her?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (7oh2Z)

234 I’m praying for destruction of this corrupt scourge that was once america.

Posted by: The Boarder at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (zjVy3)

235 It's silly to worry about anything to do with law or justice. A New York jury WANTS Trump to be culpable and will rule so.

Posted by: irright at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (SchQD)

236 We should be so lucky as to have a hillbilly trailer park trash family in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: that ought to be a joke, but it isn't at May 09, 2023 03:04 PM


C'mon down to Bud Cummins Hillbilly Trailer Park!

Posted by: Doof at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (0dJLW)

237 Sock off.

Posted by: WisRich at May 09, 2023 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

238 The DOJ Didn't Ignore Just One Whistleblower

"Hello, Mafia? I'd like to anonymously report a crime..."

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2023 03:13 PM (amJF4)

239 @214

>>Tom Cruise is 5' 9"?

He's probably a bit taller than that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:13 PM (up/3i)

240 At a certain point, you would have to believe there was a Rape Queue for this woman.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:13 PM (7oh2Z)

241 The entire event is a Rape Fantasy / Trump FanFic.

It's ridiculous.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (7oh2Z)
++++
It's credible!
Posted by: THIS ... is CNN at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (O4oKn)

It has all the hallmarks!

Posted by: MSNBC at May 09, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

242 "James Comer warns the non-special prosecutor to not indict Hunter Biden before tomorrow -- because he has a report coming that will add to the list of crimes committed by Hunter Biden."

Yeah, that will stop 'em.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2023 03:13 PM (KSNKu)

243 The Babylon Bee-

Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires

https://tinyurl.com/2pev2z3c

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

244 Tom Cruise isn't 5 9 even wearing 4 inch lifts.
Posted by: FFS

Actually I think he is. I just rewatched Rainman. He seems to be quite a bit taller than Dustin Hoffman who is 5'5".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 03:14 PM (Wy1BU)

245 Re: Oppenheimer movie

are there new historical details? Or is this a 'message movie'

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 03:14 PM (geLO8)

246 So they awarded her 4.2 million dollars ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (bs+z0)

247 244 Tom Cruise isn't 5 9 even wearing 4 inch lifts.
Posted by: FFS

Actually I think he is. I just rewatched Rainman. He seems to be quite a bit taller than Dustin Hoffman who is 5'5".
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 03:14 PM (Wy1BU)

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Looking at the Rain Man poster, which is just the two of them walking side by side, it looks like Cruise might be an inch taller than Hoffman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

248 The Babylon Bee-
Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 03:14 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Another brutal hit from America's paper of record.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)

249 -
Actually I think he is. I just rewatched Rainman. He seems to be quite a bit taller than Dustin Hoffman who is 5'5".

Posted by: Madamemayhem -
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All that means is that Hoffman is probably 5'2".

Posted by: irright at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (SchQD)

250 Every 6 minutes, E. Jean Carroll gets raped by a Millionaire in America.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (7oh2Z)

251 Actually, most Hollywood's male stars are pretty short.
.......

They stunted their growth with Descovy.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

252 Her back is going to hurt real bad in 20 years but until then.... BAZZZZINNGGAAA!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:06 PM (up/3i)

Her chin is not the only thing with cleavage.

Also, this comment made me check the link. +1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

253 Rain Man, gack. What an annoying movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:15 PM (1Btyh)

254 It's easy to get a verdict in a Kangaroo Court where all the jury are hard core Leftists.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (xhxe8)

255 next up, Kavy gets sued by Bassey Ford

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (us2H3)

256 245 Re: Oppenheimer movie

are there new historical details? Or is this a 'message movie'
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 03:14 PM (geLO

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Cillian Murphy gave Nolan the book American Prometheus while filming Dunkirk, and Nolan, already interested in Oppenheimer, took his interest to another level. I think American Prometheus is supposed to be the actual source for the adapted material of the film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

257 I'm wondering what was the preponderance of evidence the jury used to reach their verdict. Orange Man Bad?

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (cUYo/)

258 Tom Cruise is 5' 9"?

He's probably a bit taller than that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
==
The internet claims he is only 5 7, which of course means he's probably about 5 5 maybe. He's not Danny Devito height 4 10.

Posted by: FFS at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (sh1GZ)

259 Re: Oppenheimer movie

are there new historical details? Or is this a 'message movie'
Posted by: DB

Tell me there is a disadvantaged trannie POC in teh background making all the breakthrough technology happen. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Whore-E-Wood Pitch Meeting at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (3CCua)

260 230 Battery but not sexual assault. More phony BS for the MSM to lie about.

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2023 03:11 PM (cUYo/)


Not one of the Lapdog Media's viewers and readers understand what battery is in this context. So the Lapdog Media will need to explain the verdict in terms the rubes will understand. Like 'vicious sexual assault just short of anal rape,' or something like that.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (AMIL/)

261 The Babylon Bee-

Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires


You would do well to remember who wants you here. It is not the American people, it is the candidates with "Incumbent" after their names on the ballot.

Posted by: Dems at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (amJF4)

262 259 Tell me there is a disadvantaged trannie POC in teh background making all the breakthrough technology happen. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Whore-E-Wood Pitch Meeting at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (3CCua)

=======

Does Matt Damon count?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

263 Hollywood would never make an actor stand on a box to make him look taller, never.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (4HsoB)

264 I stood next to Tom Cruise.

You would not mistake him for someone who is 5' 9".

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (7oh2Z)

265 looks like Cruise might be an inch taller than Hoffman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Look at the two of them in interior scenes, standing together. He's a good 3-4 inches taller than Hoffman.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (Wy1BU)

266 The Babylon Bee-
Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires
Posted by: redridinghood
........

Hope he gets trampled in the stampede.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

267 careful, guys.

as we learned in 2021, talking about a politician's criminal activity is an impeachable offence.

and surely, you know that it's also domestic terrorism to discuss things that are surely foreign propaganda.

finger on nose

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:18 PM (MLrvz)

268 265 looks like Cruise might be an inch taller than Hoffman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Look at the two of them in interior scenes, standing together. He's a good 3-4 inches taller than Hoffman.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (Wy1BU)

========

The poster has them just on the road walking side by side. No apple boxes. Cruise is well known for standing on apple boxes, usually to get as tall as his female leads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

269 Unbelievable.. 30 years ago.. Couldn't remember the date.... Said nutty perverted things to the jury and she wins ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:18 PM (bs+z0)

270 Off CA Commie Pederast (BIRM) Movie Maker Sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 09, 2023 03:18 PM (3CCua)

271 In case it hasn't been reported, the jury which only deliberated for a few hours found Trump guilty of battery, not rape and awarded her 2 million in damages.

Isn't the women's dept of Bergdorf Goodman across the street from the men's dept?. So Trump just wandered it there to try on woman's lingerie and assault some woman?!! Uh huh. Ps. E Jen Carol has accused other high profile people of raping her as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2023 03:19 PM (Keyt1)

272 hey, has anyone lamented how fucking useless the GOP has been on stuff like this?

Sure, Biden bad...Kamala helped 2020 DNC insurrections.

but they're going to go after trump with the fedsurrection shit

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:19 PM (MLrvz)

273 Hollywood would never make an actor stand on a box to make him look taller, never.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 03:17 PM (4HsoB)


Didn't they make Gregory Peck stand in a hole when he was side by side with Charlton Heston? I think I read that somewhere.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 09, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)

274 @216

>>Big Bang Theory references deserve a banning!

Colonel: It's just my weakness, it's just one little catch phrase, it's so small, so cute, so adorable, I just can't help it.. now listen.. Listen... James, I don't touch them, in any way, honestly...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:19 PM (up/3i)

275 @BNONews
·
1m
BREAKING: Donald Trump found liable of sexual assault, not liable of rape
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 09, 2023 03:10 PM (jzzG

Just watch. His poll numbers will jump because of this. Everyone knows what this show trial was all about.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 09, 2023 03:19 PM (BdMk6)

276 it's pretty handy who can't remember what year it happen, much less what day

kinda keeps the defendant from looking at his calender to see if he was even in NYC at the time

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:20 PM (us2H3)

277 271 In case it hasn't been reported, the jury which only deliberated for a few hours found Trump guilty of battery, not rape and awarded her 2 million in damages.

//////

what a joke.

fuck new york city

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:20 PM (MLrvz)

278 The internet claims he is only 5 7, which of course means he's probably about 5 5 maybe. He's not Danny Devito height 4 10.
Posted by: FFS at May 09, 2023 03:16 PM (sh1GZ)

I'm taller than all of them!

Posted by: Beetlejuice From The Howard Stern Show at May 09, 2023 03:20 PM (MZjWj)

279 to be honest though, It's not as bad as I thought it would be.

still setting the stage for epsteinining orangeman in dc gulag in a week or two

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:20 PM (MLrvz)

280 Nichole Kidman is kinda tall, right? Must’ve made for an interesting sex life when she and Cruise were married.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (1Btyh)

281 "Isn't the women's dept of Bergdorf Goodman across the street from the men's dept?. So Trump just wandered it there to try on woman's lingerie and assault some woman?"


Well, it was a NYC jury so it seems reasonable.

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (cUYo/)

282 Actually I think he is. I just rewatched Rainman. He seems to be quite a bit taller than Dustin Hoffman who is 5'5".

Posted by: Madamemayhem -
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All that means is that Hoffman is probably 5'2".
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If you look around you will see pictures of Deniro on set of some movie walking around wearing ridiculous shoes that have a giant like 8 inch thick sole. The movies use forced perspective to make you think people are taller than they are. Next time you watch a reacher movie, look at cruise's head height next to a car roof. They can't fake that easily - where you see his feet body and head next to a car. There was an in the bar scene where they downscaled all the furniture to to make him look normal sized. Lowered the tops of doors etc. He's not a midget, but he napoleon sized.

Posted by: FFS at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (sh1GZ)

283 trump should sue the billionaire who funded her

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (MLrvz)

284 Just watch. His poll numbers will jump because of this. Everyone knows what this show trial was all about.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 09, 2023 03:19 PM (BdMk6)

their will be a collective "fuck you NYC" jump in his poll numbers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (us2H3)

285 Hugh Hewlit says, now that he thinks about it, that Punchy is too infirmed to continue - you know, after giving him all his "muh principles!" support lo these last few years ..Thanks, Hugh!

You could be forgiven for really wanting to punch Hewlit's smuggy know-it-all face into next Wednesday - along with all the other gormless, handwringing Never Trumpers and fellow apologists for the GOPe. These people should never need to be forgiven or given any platform for what they did to America - and all for lefty acceptance and $$.

Posted by: Boswell at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (+Cgut)

286 >>>Actually, most Hollywood's male stars are pretty short.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley

>They also have massive heads. Disproportionately large.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (KVGVf)

287 I'm beginning to think our civil rights as republicans are being violated.

is that against the law, which no one is above?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (MLrvz)

288 James Comer warns

I've only heard this guy speak a few times, he sounds like a polished liar. Perfect for the GOP.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (N5C4b)

289 James Comer might be the dumbest man in Washington DC... good lord man... just release it, don't broadcast to the people covering this up how much time they have to cover this up.

F-ing Moron....

Posted by: Reality Man at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (XTMvj)

290 meanwhile, the msm will be like "another solemn day as trump becomes the first president to batter a woman"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (MLrvz)

291 I'll take a wild guess that busty blonde-if this is a current picture-is in her 20's or 30's. Chances of her being a conservative are almost nil? Pretty girl though and I expect she makes a lot of money on the side.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (Keyt1)

292 I've met Tom cruise several times. I'm 5'11 and I'd say he's probably 5'6 without his high heels.

Posted by: NCKate at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (d5Qya)

293 He's a skinny runt. Everybody knows the cameras add 10 lbs.

Posted by: Fat Travolta at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

294 Hugh Hewitt is on a first name basis with every single one of Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:23 PM (7oh2Z)

295 so many appeals are going to have to happen.

the bullshit DC-Gulag insurrection thing
this bullshit battery thing
Alex Jones's bullshit directed verdict for IIED and 10 figure damages
whatever happens with Alvin Bragg's bullshit case

and the upcoming Georgia case and the upcoming Dc insurrection (ie. guided tour)

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (MLrvz)

296 I just noticed Danny DeVito advertises for Jersey Mikes. F*ck both of them especially that little greasy SOB DeVito.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (N5C4b)

297 The Babylon Bee-
Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires
Posted by: redridinghood
........

Hope he gets trampled in the stampede.
Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

If you don't carry, then start. The crime incidence is about to expand exponentially.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (BdMk6)

298 >>I'm 5'11


Damn!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (7oh2Z)

299 Not one of the Lapdog Media's viewers and readers understand what battery is in this context. So the Lapdog Media will need to explain the verdict in terms the rubes will understand. Like 'vicious sexual assault just short of anal rape,' or something like that.
Posted by: Gref


To say nothing of the fact that this was a civil trial, not criminal, with an entirely different level of evidence and culpability.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (jzzG8)

300 286 >>>Actually, most Hollywood's male stars are pretty short.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley

>They also have massive heads. Disproportionately large.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (KVGVf)

HEED! MOVE! NOW!

Posted by: Stuart Mackenzie at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (N3zMI)

301 298 >>I'm 5'11


Damn!
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (7oh2Z)

========

As tall as Dolley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

302 Jury awards rape liar $2M. I wish he could pay her a penny a day.

Posted by: Iris at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (NaH5I)

303 Further proof that the people of NYC are scum.

9/11 was a good thing. That city fucking deserved it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (wmDcS)

304 Well Trump has brought much of this on himself, let's not forget.

Posted by: Thoughtful, Principled CONSERVATIVE Blogger at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (OTzUX)

305 What is the betting line over-under on DOJ giving the middle finger to Comer by releasing the indictment this afternoon?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (lZVy/)

306 Unbelievable.. 30 years ago.. Couldn't remember the date.... Said nutty perverted things to the jury and she wins ?
===
its NYC First that is a batshit crazy jurisdiction for any civil defendant period.

Second, those jurors have to go home, work school. They know the cost of acquitting Trump to them is higher than his losing is to him. They figure he's rich, its no skin off his nose and me sticking up for him is going to cost me peace in my life.

Posted by: FFS at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (sh1GZ)

307 Tom Cruise is hobbit size.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (4HsoB)

308 Jury awards rape liar $2M. I wish he could pay her a penny a day.
Posted by: Iris at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (NaH5I)


He could have had her killed for a fraction of that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (aD39U)

309 Trump must drop out now

Posted by: meatball at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (us2H3)

310 Joan Greenwood had quite a voice, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

311 The Babylon Bee-
Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires

Very darkly amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (Keyt1)

312 280 Nichole Kidman is kinda tall, right? Must’ve made for an interesting sex life when she and Cruise were married.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (1Btyh)

Tall women are awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

313 The feds, DOJ, FBI, etc, playing this are all accessories to the crimes.

Posted by: Hereogar at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (fZN3f)

314

Holy Macromastia Batman!

Posted by: Not Gay Robin at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (V/3nV)

315 303 Further proof that the people of NYC are scum.

9/11 was a good thing. That city fucking deserved it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (wmDcS)

——-

You said it, I didn’t.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (4HsoB)

316 The notice I got from Newsweek on my phone said $5M.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (5Sqp0)

317 Tall women are awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)


and strong.

Posted by: Mike Obama at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (aD39U)

318 but that's the thing, trump is unique. no other republican would ever have to fear this sort of lawfare.

except for tom delay, ricky perry, sara palin, wisconsin republicans (john doe), ted stevens, Ryan Kelley, Newt Gingrich, and every lawyer who got threatened with disbarment for discussing the 2020 election.

I mean, except for that, trump is alone in causing chaos and should be never be discussed again.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (MLrvz)

319 >>Must’ve made for an interesting sex life when she and Cruise were married.


Pretty sure her boyfriends were tall, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (7oh2Z)

320 310 Mmmmmmm…Joan Greenwood…mmmmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (1Btyh)

321 310 Joan Greenwood had quite a voice, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

and her hubby had the best movie line of all time

Posted by: meatball at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (us2H3)

322 318 but that's the thing, trump is unique. no other republican would ever have to fear this sort of lawfare.

except for tom delay, ricky perry, sara palin, wisconsin republicans (john doe), ted stevens, Ryan Kelley, Newt Gingrich, and every lawyer who got threatened with disbarment for discussing the 2020 election.

I mean, except for that, trump is alone in causing chaos and should be never be discussed again.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (MLrvz)

=========

We just need someone boring like Mitt Romney. They'd never find anything to attack Mitt Romney with like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

323 >>Tall women are awesome.


They've got the legs Men Crave!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (7oh2Z)

324 BTW, this shit is why Trump's lawyer paid off Stormy Daniels: it's always cheaper to pay to make them go away, no matter if they're lying.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (wmDcS)

325 All of these criminals are yours except Biden. Attempt no indicting there.

Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (c04GG)

326 Nickel and dime DJT to death,.
Georga your up to bat on Trump election fraud I guess

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (xhxe8)

327 yes, it's bullshit. you may know it's bullshit. But is it worth being labelled a domestic terrorist and spending 5 years in solitary confinement to call it bullshit?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (MLrvz)

328 There will now about dozen or more rape/battery accusation against Trump with aging WFL's looking for money and fame and party loyalty. Suing Trump will become a cottage industry.

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (cUYo/)

329 Off, Mike Myers sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (N3zMI)

330 319 >>Must’ve made for an interesting sex life when she and Cruise were married.

Pretty sure her boyfriends were tall, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (7oh2Z)

Heh. Maybe we should ask John Travolta how tall Cruise is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

331 @306


>>its NYC First that is a batshit crazy jurisdiction for any civil defendant period.


Well, this does not bode well for the criminal trial.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (up/3i)

332 Well, one trial down and 4 to go

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (bs+z0)

333 Also, do you really believe that they don't have some former Congressional staffer waiting in the wings to launch an accusation at Ron DeSantis?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (wmDcS)

334 We just need someone boring like Mitt Romney. They'd never find anything to attack Mitt Romney with like that.

///

it's almost like the inverse sonar theory is at work by which republicans aren't being constantly smeared by lawfare...

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (MLrvz)

335 and strong.
Posted by: Mike Obama

Whew! I'll say.

Posted by: Olfactory Senses at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (lZVy/)

336 Jury awards rape liar $2M. I wish he could pay her a penny a day.

Posted by: Iris at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM


She most likely won't see any money for a decade or more and I doubt she will get $2 million. The appeal process can take years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (ncXxy)

337 Must’ve made for an interesting sex life when she and Cruise were married.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (1Btyh)

Assuming it was consummated...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (ZCCyW)

338 328 There will now about dozen or more rape/battery accusation against Trump with aging WFL's looking for money and fame and party loyalty. Suing Trump will become a cottage industry.

/////////

if only there were some way to turn the tables on teh left.

there's the problem that there aren't any democrat sex pests.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (MLrvz)

339 Vlad's Victory Day speech yesterday was markedly more "current" and pugnacious than last year's. Last year there were only occasional references to the Current Unpleasantness (including a subtle jab involving a Uke partisan hit on a Soviet super-star general that everyone seemed to miss).

Yesterday not just his speech, but the event emcee's commentary had frequent references to the "special military operation" when describing units in the procession. And vets thereof were in the grandstand.

Seven heads of state attended as guests, all former Soviet republics. Semi-interesting symbolic political support.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (OTzUX)

340 but that's the thing, trump is unique. no other republican would ever have to fear this sort of lawfare.

except for tom delay, ricky perry, sara palin, wisconsin republicans (john doe), ted stevens, Ryan Kelley, Newt Gingrich, and every lawyer who got threatened with disbarment for discussing the 2020 election.

I mean, except for that, trump is alone in causing chaos and should be never be discussed again.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:26 PM (MLrvz)

=========

We just need someone boring like Mitt Romney. They'd never find anything to attack Mitt Romney with like that.
==
C'mon you guyz, we just need better candidates! This is fine.

Posted by: Meme Dog at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (sh1GZ)

341 321 Who was Joan Greenwood’s hubby?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (1Btyh)

342 So when are we all going to stop quoting Dershowitz on legal matters. He is apparently quoting legal opinions from a bygone era, completely out of touch with today s predatory juries.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (5Sqp0)

343 jokes on her though, once they k**l orange in prison next week, she'll never see that money

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (MLrvz)

344 so what's stopping more women from suing Trump in NYC now ?

I would think there would be literally thousands of cases in the offing

Posted by: meatball at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (us2H3)

345 9/11 was a good thing. That city fucking deserved it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (wmDcS)

Fuck off asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 09, 2023 03:30 PM (ZCCyW)

346 >>>Actually, most Hollywood's male stars are pretty short.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley

>They also have massive heads. Disproportionately large.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (KVGVf)

and unusually small penises.

Posted by: Nicole Kidman at May 09, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

347 341 321 Who was Joan Greenwood’s hubby?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:29 PM (1Btyh)

carl spackler

Posted by: meatball at May 09, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)

348 Nood. Fox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2023 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

349 I'm waiting on Laurence tribe to tell me what to think

Posted by: NCKate at May 09, 2023 03:30 PM (d5Qya)

350 Jury awards rape liar $2M. I wish he could pay her a penny a day.

Posted by: Iris at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM


She most likely won't see any money for a decade or more and I doubt she will get $2 million. The appeal process can take years.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2023 03:28 PM (ncXxy)
*****
I thought it was 5 million

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 03:30 PM (NpAcC)

351 Remember, they went after a Republican for having a wide stance in a bathroom.

I mean, he was more than likely soliciting sex but still, this crap does not happen to Donks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:31 PM (up/3i)

352
They also have massive heads. Disproportionately large.
Posted by: Dr. Bone



Watch The Thing From Another World sometime. Kenneth Tobey looks like a beach ball balancing on the tip of a 2x4.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2023 03:31 PM (n+4am)

353 Daily Mail is saying Trump fined $5 mil

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2023 03:31 PM (qhbCT)

354 They also have massive heads. Disproportionately large.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:21 PM (KVGVf)

and unusually small penises.
--
But if I'm being honest, its not the size that was disappointing, it was the flaccidity.

Posted by: Nichole Kidman at May 09, 2023 03:32 PM (sh1GZ)

355 why can't Trump countersue her for the rape allegation

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)

356 F-ing Moron....
Posted by: Reality Man at May 09, 2023 03:22 PM (XTMvj)

If someone keeps lying to you, and every time you catch them in a lie, you call them stupid... only to have them do it again, and again, and again, and...

Maybe calling them stupid isn't fixing the problem. Or properly identifying what the problem is in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2023 03:33 PM (r0Oym)

357 While I generally like tall women, but the short women’s boobs look bigger because they take up a greater percentage of body area. So they’ve got that going for them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 09, 2023 03:33 PM (1Btyh)

358 Whomever fronted the money for the trial will get 1/2, the lawyers another %40

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 03:35 PM (xhxe8)

359 Yes but Trump said "pussy" in a private conversation... oh and made sure Hitlerary would never be president. The scale and magnitude are totally different.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 09, 2023 03:35 PM (17s+e)

360 Call me crazy, but as a hollywood celebrity, I own a $50MM private hotel in Malibu but I'm compelled to stroll around rodeo drive so I can pick up a burnt cup of coffee at Starbucks instead of getting one from my staff of 50 caretakers.

It's the same with department store poontang and friendship gifts. I'll personally go to Macy's to pick up some $5 candles for my friend because 'rape'!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 03:35 PM (KVGVf)

361 I coulda been a star!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at May 09, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

362 306- Second, those jurors have to go home, work school. They know the cost of acquitting Trump to them is higher than his losing is to him. They figure he's rich, its no skin off his nose and me sticking up for him is going to cost me peace in my life.
Posted by: FFS at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM

The jury was completely anonymous. Even the judge doesn’t know who they are. They’re just New Yorkers. I was a bit surprised that they came to such a speedy verdict with 6 men and 3 women.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 09, 2023 03:36 PM (rbKZ6)

363 I mean, he was more than likely soliciting sex but still, this crap does not happen to Donks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 03:31 PM (up/3i)

Adam Schiff has been in the building with a gay black dead prostitute, more than once!

He's being considered as San Fran Nan's replacement in the House. Or possibly taking Fiendstein's Senate seat.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2023 03:37 PM (r0Oym)

364 9/11 was a good thing. That city fucking deserved it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 09, 2023 03:24 PM (wmDcS)

Considering a lot of the people were citizens of other places working in the WTC and many of whom were first responders
I'd say No. The only reason my BIL who doesn't vote Democrat and is from NJ and who wasn't killed was because he had a day off that day, so God bless you, but I disagree

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2023 03:49 PM (Keyt1)

365 Still think we can vote our way back to a legitimate government?

Posted by: Pete at May 09, 2023 03:54 PM (Umnb+)

366 Question for the AoS legal team of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe:

what does >> found liable of sexual assault
mean, specifically

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at May 09, 2023 04:01 PM (geLO8)

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