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THE MORNING RANT: Thar She Blows! Killing Whales for Energy is Cool Again

Thar She Blows.JPG


Nothing should surprise me anymore, but the left’s enthusiastic embrace of whale-killing in service to energy production is not something I would have believed possible a few decades ago.

The $100 Billion Offshore Wind Industry Has a Whale Problem, Dead Whales Keep Washing Up on the US Atlantic Coast [Bloomberg – 02/18/2023]

The offshore wind industry has a 40-ton problem on its hands. Since early December, close to two dozen large whales have washed up on or near beaches on the US Atlantic coast…

It’s unclear what exactly is fueling the deaths, but an unlikely coalition of wind opponents, local environmental groups and conservative talk show hosts have zeroed in on offshore wind as the culprit.

Per Steve Milloy in a New York Sun article titled License To Kill Whales:

The deaths are coincident, however, with an increase in activity by the offshore wind industry as it surveys locations to erect its turbines. These surveys include seismic testing that involves bouncing sounds off the bottom of the ocean. It is possible that these sounds impair sound-sensitive whales and dolphins in such a way that deaths can result.

Environmental activists have historically opposed offshore seismic testing by the US Navy and by oil companies, because of the impact of the testing on whales. No longer…now the greens have an almost sick passion for killing birds and marine mammals as an offering to their angry climate God.

Although the official government position is that wind turbines don’t kill marine mammals, the government has authorized the wind industry to kill whales, seals, and dolphins as “incidental harassment.”

A currently proposed permit would allow New Jersey-based offshore wind developer Atlantic Shores Offshore Wind, L.P., a partnership of foreign-owned wind companies, to kill 42 whales, 2,678 dolphins, and 1,472 seals.

Among these whales are some listed as endangered by the Endangered Species Act, including up to three North Atlantic Right Whales. This is the same whale species whose plight is being used by environmentalists in their efforts to cripple the Maine lobster industry.

Here is a snippet of the proposed permit, including its generous allowance of up to 24 dead Minke whales.

Permit to Kill Whales.JPG


Milloy also points out that this is not the only such permit.

There are others already issued with more on the way. Each one allows for the killing of dozens of whales and thousands of dolphins and seals. And all this permitted killing is just for the survey phase of construction. There is the actual erection of wind turbines, and their operations and maintenance still to come.

All these cetaceans will die for an unreliable source of energy that must still be backed up by reliable carbon or nuclear energy.

Of course, whales were once a prominent source of energy in our nation’s history. It’s gross and ironic that our ruling class has embraced whale killing as an acceptable sacrifice in their quest to eliminate the carbon-based fuels that replaced whale oil in the first place.

New England Whaling in the Nineteenth Century [Yale University – Energy History]

Before petroleum-derived lamp oils like kerosene became readily available in the 1860s, people lit their homes with energy derived from seed or animal fats. Among these options, whale oil - especially that taken from sperm whales - produced a clean, bright flame with no smell. In the long winters of Boston, New York, Providence and other eastern cities, whale-fueled lamps lit homes and factory floors, streetlamps and the headlights of trains, and guided ships home from lighthouses.

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Save The Whales - 1.JPG


Those who are too young to remember the late 20th Century might not realize what a huge cultural phenomenon “Save the Whales” was. The USA banned commercial whaling in the early 1970s, and by the 1980s Norway and Japan were vilified for their reluctance to submit to an international moratorium on whaling. “Save the Whales” bumper stickers were ubiquitous, with those on the political left particularly animated about the cause.

It should be noted that unlike the whales currently being killed as “incidental harassment” in the production of boutique wind energy, whales that were commercially harvested were actually consumed, not just left to rot on a beach.

The folks at the Heartland Institute and CFACT (Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow) are pulling out the old “Save the Whales” playbook in the battle against unreliable wind energy, by putting up billboards and flying banners over East Coast beach towns. It’s getting some national attention.

Conservative Watchdogs Highlight ‘Alarming’ Surge in Whale Deaths as Wind Farms Grow Off NY, NJ Coasts [NY Post – 4/23/2023]

Conservative watchdog groups ran a guerrilla-style ad campaign on the Jersey Shore for Earth Day, drawing attention to a surge in whale deaths amid the growth of offshore wind farms.

Beachgoers in Atlantic City on Saturday looked on as a single-propeller plane carried a message waving from a banner — “SAVE-WHALES-STOP-WINDMILLS.ORG” — and drivers heading out of town saw a billboard with the same message and a picture of a dead whale washed ashore.

Save Whales Stop Windmills - 2.JPG

“’Damn the whales, full speed ahead’ seems to be the official policy of the Biden administration when it comes to the construction of offshore wind,” [CFACT President Craig] Rucker said in a statement. “The White House seems to remain unfazed and fixated on implementing its reckless ‘net zero’ energy agenda.”

Steve Milloy is also quoted in this article, stating “It’s gone from ‘Save the Whales’ to ‘Kill the Whales.’ And the green groups that have promoted Earth Day for 53 years are totally okay with this agenda.”

Save Whales Stop Windmills - 1.JPG


Killing whales, dolphins, and seals in service to the climate hoax is heartbreaking and grotesque.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 11:00 AM (cPGH3)

2 Thar she blows!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 11:00 AM (Av3al)

3 Whale oil is TIGHT!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2023 11:01 AM (Mzdiz)

4 It's all a sham

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 05, 2023 11:01 AM (JMAcK)

5 So, if the dead whales are just sitting there anyway, are they being harvested for oil and ambergris?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:01 AM (zZu0s)

6 the elites need their perfume, else they can smell each other stink.

Posted by: henry at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (JMDly)

7 Eh, just smear some AI on that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (jzzG8)

8 Star Trek 4 was all about saving the whales.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (zZu0s)

9 Hypocrites, much?

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

10 You don't really need the energy. You need to just die. For the planet, you see.

Posted by: brak at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (25k9m)

11 If we kill all the whales now, where will we get the whale oil needed for lighting lamps when all the other sources of electricity (coal, gas, etc.) have been destroyed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (YIVH2)

12 Nuke the gay whales is so yesterday. Today, we must windmill the tranny whales.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (eOEVl)

13 They ain't doin' it right. You're supposed to extract the whale oil afterwards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (ynpvh)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (+sD5M)

15 Hypocrites, much?

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

Constantly. Constantly.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (Mzdiz)

16 Nuke the trans whales.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (XhJkv)

17 Sticking with the ocean theme:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxeskjn

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (Av3al)

18 Star Trek 4 was all about saving the whales.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (zZu0s)
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Now we know for sure how they all died.

The movie was a bit vague on that detail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (YIVH2)

19 Does this mean we can start using actual whale oil in axles again? It always smelled SOOO good......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 05, 2023 11:04 AM (+sD5M)

20 I know... let's blow them up! That'll get rid of the carcass.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 05, 2023 11:04 AM (Gfd8l)

21 9 Hypocrites, much?
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

Hypocrites? Not a bad guy, but a bit contradictory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:04 AM (zZu0s)

22 The Bald Eagle is a protected species, except in wind farms. In that case, F*CK the bird. MAKE THE POWER.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 05, 2023 11:05 AM (+sD5M)

23 Hypocrites? Not a bad guy, but a bit contradictory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:04 AM (zZu0s)

First, do. No, harm!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:05 AM (9UlRk)

24 17 Sticking with the ocean theme:
https://tinyurl.com/ycxeskjn

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 11:03 AM (Av3al)

Seems appropriately named.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:05 AM (ynpvh)

25 They don't mind when millions of illegals kill Americans either.

Posted by: torabora at May 05, 2023 11:05 AM (OUiUM)

26 Reposting because everyone in the country should be required to watch this.

Here's a video of the late Saint Jordan Neely smashing a woman's face against a subway train, the attack from which she has still not healed and which was the basis for the felony warrant that was out at the time of his demise:

tinyurl.com/Poster-Boy

Rest in Peace, asshole.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (xQugk)

27 Fake the power is more accurate.

Posted by: henry at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (JMDly)

28 Now do the dead people the climate agenda is going to kill!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (BRHaw)

29 Tank Abrams better be careful swimming around Japanese Science vessels...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (ynpvh)

30 Well, Mr. President, I'm not going to say wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than 10-20 thousand whale deaths, tops, depending on the breaks.

Posted by: Woke Buck Turgidson in the Amazon reboot at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (PiwSw)

31
Drone the trans whales!

*Old slogan updated for modern times*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (n+4am)

32 One of the ironies of the Invisible Hand is that JD Rockefeller did more to save the whales than anyone by making kerosene widely available and relatively cheap.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (RqMSv)

33 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus.

Posted by: One of my favorite bumper stickers at May 05, 2023 11:07 AM (DhOHl)

34 When will an environmental policy start killing trans activists?

Posted by: NL at May 05, 2023 11:07 AM (eGTCV)

35 Ah c'mon, Buck. Quit yer blubbering!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:07 AM (ykeLU)

36 I spit my last breath at thee...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:07 AM (LvTSG)

37 If your power generation scheme has a bag limit, maybe you need to go back to your drawing board....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (9UlRk)

38
Ah c'mon, Buck. Quit yer blubbering!
Posted by: Muldoon



Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)

39 Is anyone here a marine biologist?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (DhOHl)

40 ...now the greens have an almost sick passion for killing birds and marine mammals as an offering to their angry climate God.

If we don't kill all life on Earth the planet will warm and kill all life on Earth. -- Greenies who message sounds suspiciously like what you would expect Stan to say.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (z99Zw)

41 28 Now do the dead people the climate agenda is going to kill!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2023 11:06 AM (BRHaw)

Reminds of a headline that went something like:"Hurricane destroys cemeteries; hundreds dead"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (ynpvh)

42 Nothing should surprise me anymore, but the left’s enthusiastic embrace of whale-killing in service to energy production is not something I would have believed possible a few decades ago.
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There is a long, rich history of the enviro-lefitsts ignoring widespread whale slaughter. Whales were hunted nearly to extinction in the middle of the last century. Why? Surely it's those vicious Japanese whalers, right? Or maybe it's the dollar-chasing Americans and their industry?

No. It was the USSR. Whale oil was a valuable commodity, especially pre-60s. The 5 year plans had whaling quotas. The Soviet fishermen met those quotas. The quotas increased. There was no reason to increase them, but the goal was met and so it was raised. The whale oil demand in the 5 year plans had to be met. So the Soviet fisherman went wider and wider to sea to kill the whales. They would kill whales just to record the kill, tossing the carcasses back into the sea.

Eventually the planners in the USSR questioned the whaling policy and quit. Then the populations recovered. Only after the USSR quit did "save the whales" crap come to America, to be used as a wedge like everything else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (O4oKn)

43 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (iFTx/)

44 So the left is baleen on the whales.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (XhJkv)

45 including its generous allowance of up to 24 dead Minke whales.

... and try to do something about your filthy Minke!

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (ivvNA)

46 MAKE THE POWER.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 05, 2023 11:05 AM (+sD5M)

Occasionally

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (BRHaw)

47 Whales like any other face for leftism were never anything more than a means to an end.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (eYoxG)

48 Of course, whales were once a prominent source of energy in our nation’s history. It’s gross and ironic that our ruling class has embraced whale killing as an acceptable sacrifice in their quest to eliminate the carbon-based fuels that replaced whale oil in the first place.
++++
Killing whales to harvest energy products from them: evil.
Killing whales in the name harvesting "green" energy products: meg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (O4oKn)

49 Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (DhOHl)
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I don't know you well enough to answer that question.

Posted by: Obligatory Futurama Whale Biologist reference at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (YIVH2)

50 42 Eventually the planners in the USSR questioned the whaling policy and quit. Then the populations recovered. Only after the USSR quit did "save the whales" crap come to America, to be used as a wedge like everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (O4oKn)

=========

"This implies that the environmental movement is a tool of socialists unconcerned with environmental concerns. How uncouth. You are cast out!"
-GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (LvTSG)

51 Whales Keep Washing Up on the US Atlantic Coast

Fake news! We're doing great!

Posted by: The View at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (A0/af)

52 Reminds of a headline that went something like:"Hurricane destroys cemeteries; hundreds dead"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (ynpvh)

....democrat voter rolls swell.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (AwYPR)

53 Climate Crisis is a huge grift. All the politicos are in on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2023 11:10 AM (Q4IgG)

54
No. It was the USSR. Whale oil was a valuable commodity, especially pre-60s. The 5 year plans had whaling quotas. The Soviet fishermen met those quotas. The quotas increased. There was no reason to increase them, but the goal was met and so it was raised. The whale oil demand in the 5 year plans had to be met. So the Soviet fisherman went wider and wider to sea to kill the whales. They would kill whales just to record the kill, tossing the carcasses back into the sea.

Eventually the planners in the USSR questioned the whaling policy and quit. Then the populations recovered. Only after the USSR quit did "save the whales" crap come to America, to be used as a wedge like everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (O4oKn)

Ah, bureaucratic bean counting. Is there any absurdity it won't reach?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (eYoxG)

55 Atlantic spotted dolphin

*******

Cobb and Malfin on the ocean one day
Hunting right whales (or so they both say)
Cobb- "I spotted a dolphin!"
Came the answer, from Malfin
"Don't be silly, they just come that way!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (ykeLU)

56 Those who are too young to remember the late 20th Century might not realize what a huge cultural phenomenon “Save the Whales” was. The USA banned commercial whaling in the early 1970s, and by the 1980s Norway and Japan were vilified for their reluctance to submit to an international moratorium on whaling. “Save the Whales” bumper stickers were ubiquitous, with those on the political left particularly animated about the cause.
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American enviro-leftists: punishing the west for the stupidity of the Soviet Union.

And those were the good old days. Now they punish everyone for no reason at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (O4oKn)

57 to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM (iFTx/)
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KAHHHHHHN!

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (YIVH2)

58 F those whales !

Posted by: Jonah at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (acrwL)

59 7/10/2022

Texas Wind Power Is Failing Right When the State Needs It Most
Turbines are generating 8% of installed available capacity
High-pressure system brings heat wave while depressing winds

8%

PS That 8% was not a peak times of 7 AM or again at 6 PM.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (BRHaw)

60 This isn't happening...and it's a good thing it is!

Posted by: Leftist NPC #23094 at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (PiwSw)

61 Not one Chris Christie on Vacation pic?

....

I am dissapoint.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (9UlRk)

62
Whales Keep Washing Up on the US Atlantic Coast




Why can't they just take showers like civilized people?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (n+4am)

63 55 Atlantic spotted dolphin

*******

Cobb and Malfin on the ocean one day
Hunting right whales (or so they both say)
Cobb- "I spotted a dolphin!"
Came the answer, from Malfin
"Don't be silly, they just come that way!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:11 AM (ykeLU)

I'm just made that way

Posted by: Spotted Dick at May 05, 2023 11:12 AM (ynpvh)

64 Quit yer blubbering.


He’s just spouting off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:12 AM (XhJkv)

65 Ah c'mon, Buck. Quit yer blubbering!
Posted by: Muldoon



Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
***

Well, that was a bit orcward.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:12 AM (anj39)

66 Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Announcing that is a breech of etiquette.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2023 11:13 AM (jzzG8)

67 65 Ah c'mon, Buck. Quit yer blubbering!
Posted by: Muldoon



Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
***

Well, that was a bit orcward.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:12 AM (anj39)

That's a grey whale area

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:13 AM (ynpvh)

68 I posted this yesterday.

Biden’s Offshore Wind Push Faces New Headwind — Massive Turbines Breaking Down
 
Offshore wind turbines, a key component of President Joe Biden’s push for more renewable energy are facing significant hurdles in both maintenance and construction as the industry continues to grow their size, The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday.
 
These massive turbines, the next generation of which are expected to be more than 900 feet tall
and generate 15 megawatts (MW) of electricity, enough to power a small town, suffer from a far greater rate of component failure than their smaller counterparts, the WSJ reported, citing data from renewable energy insurer GCube.
While smaller turbines on the scale of 4 to 8 megawatts tend to have failures after five years in service, larger turbines typically see failures after just one year.

 
https://bit.ly/44vShzm

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 11:13 AM (nW4TA)

69 Pretty sick how that permit precisely itemized and categorized with such detailed numbers of how many species can be murdered. And it is murder. I have no issue with having to kill even noble animals for food or necessity. The old whaling operations were pretty brutal and gruesome, but they launched entire industries and helped usher in the modern age. They made a lot of people's lives a lot better and safer. The same is not true of killing whales to build useless and pointless wind turbines.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

70 Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
++++
Eh, might as well stick around and collect some precious ambergris.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (O4oKn)

71 Whale?

That's a little fat-phobic, don't you think?

Posted by: Axeman at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (krQz2)

72 70 Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
++++
Eh, might as well stick around and collect some precious ambergris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (O4oKn)

=======

That's not even a pun! Stone him!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

73 Had a can of Brownell's sperm oil for a long time. Great stuff for guns, doesn't varnish, and holds up well in extreme cold. Weird smell. If you can find it, a can lasts a long time. They used it in early auto transmissions and sewing machines.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (lz5hY)

74 Oh goody, can't wait to get a whale oil lamp

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (0Q8XZ)

75 A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
"Of course I do. It is the Bible." the lady replies.
"Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" he asked.
"Oh, Jonah... Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." she replied.
"Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" he asked.
"Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." said the lady.
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then YOU can ask him." she replied.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (DhOHl)

76 70 Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
++++
Eh, might as well stick around and collect some precious ambergris.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (O4oKn)

Whale puke?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (ynpvh)

77 Eh, might as well stick around and collect some precious ambergris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I feel nauseous.

Posted by: Moby Dick at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (jzzG8)

78 Nothing wrong with Nazis and whaling. Wait, the USSR is now against Nazis and Whaling!

Kill the Nazis and Save the Whales !!!

Posted by: The American Leftists at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (acrwL)

79 Yesterday's terrifying comment by Zelensky, speaking before the International Criminal Court:

“We want to make this the last war in the world, and we will do it.”

I can hear the nukes detonating.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (2tUFv)

80 Willowed

I could do more lightening jokes but I don't want to steal anyone's thunder.
Posted by: Diogenes

*******

Do tell. Please enlighten us.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 10:42 AM (ykeLU)
***

Well played sir!
Indeed. I'm over-whalemed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (anj39)

81 These whale puns are krilling me. What’s their porpoise?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (XhJkv)

82 72 70 Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
++++
Eh, might as well stick around and collect some precious ambergris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (O4oKn)

=======

That's not even a pun! Stone him!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

I've never done drugs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (ynpvh)

83 You guys are krilling me!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (PiwSw)

84 Offshore wind turbines, a key component of President Joe Biden’s push for more renewable energy are facing significant hurdles in both maintenance and construction as the industry continues to grow their size, The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday.

Right. The wind turbines face significant hurdles, not the people building them, and certainly not the people relying on them for power.

Stupid slacker wind turbines...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (eOEVl)

85 Sperm oil?

Tell me more.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (DhOHl)

86 Horde mind.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (PiwSw)

87 Windmills are killing whales?

Well that blows.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (qoGsy)

88 It would be cool showing up for a job interview with your harpoon. And face tats. So what if it's at a bank.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (lz5hY)

89 These massive turbines, the next generation of which are expected to be more than 900 feet tall
and generate 15 megawatts (MW) of electricity, enough to power a small town, suffer from a far greater rate of component failure than their smaller counterparts, the WSJ reported, citing data from renewable energy insurer GCube. ...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 11:13 AM (nW4TA)
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Wait, you mean that building high-precision machines the size of the Eiffel Tower and sticking them into inhospitable environments doesn't result in high reliability?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (O4oKn)

90 So can we also harvest the ambergris since they're just rotting in the sun?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (t6rP7)

91 All stoves will be required to be run on whale oil.

Posted by: The American Leftists at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (acrwL)

92 “We want to make this the last war in the world, and we will do it.”

I can hear the nukes detonating.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (2tUFv)

Never ascribe to stupidity that which can be ascribed to holy shit this nutjob is gonna get us all killed

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (9UlRk)

93 87 Windmills are killing whales?

Well that blows.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:16 AM (qoGsy)

Someone talking about me again?

Posted by: Kumala at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (ynpvh)

94 92 “We want to make this the last war in the world, and we will do it.”

I can hear the nukes detonating.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (2tUFv)

Never ascribe to stupidity that which can be ascribed to holy shit this nutjob is gonna get us all killed
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (9UlRk)

=========

He's a grifter. He'll stop once he gets another $100 million. Okay...maybe one more after that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

95 Will ye save the whales? I think ye do look brave...

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (geLO8)

96 91 All stoves will be required to be run on whale oil.

Posted by: The American Leftists at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (acrwL)

Host of the View hardest hit

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (ynpvh)

97 I can hear the nukes detonating.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


I believe you. Also, what do the voices say?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (eOEVl)

98 Queelag >> Queequag

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (9UlRk)

99 I thought this rant was about MegaMacain.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (N5C4b)

100 :: gasps ::
Thar, she blew!
:: gurgles ::

Posted by: Why dying after encountering a wind farm at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (O4oKn)

101 What? It is not like they are Manatees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (hXpNS)

102 You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (X+Ku8)

103 Queen >> Queelag >> Queequag

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (eOEVl)

104 73 Had a can of Brownell's sperm oil ...
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (lz5hY)

*starts going through joke rolodex*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (zZu0s)

105 Yes. Once I started paying attention to all the birds that land-based windmills kill, including bald eagles and then no pushback from Sierra Club, etc for putting windmills in areas where bald eagles are, and even areas where they are trying to restore condors I realized that these 'environmental' groups care less about wildlife and are just about pushing communism or perhaps pushing for lowering human quality of life and eventually the human population. The notion that humanity in general is a menace to the rest of wildlife rather than a force for stewardship.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (3cGpq)

106 94 92 “We want to make this the last war in the world, and we will do it.”

I can hear the nukes detonating.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:15 AM (2tUFv)

Never ascribe to stupidity that which can be ascribed to holy shit this nutjob is gonna get us all killed
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (9UlRk)

=========

He's a grifter. He'll stop once he gets another $100 million. Okay...maybe one more after that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZMhs_xpjc&t=25s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (ynpvh)

107 72 70 Oh brother. Whale puns? I'm baleen out of this thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
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Eh, might as well stick around and collect some precious ambergris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (O4oKn)

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That's not even a pun! Stone him!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures


That seems a minor thing to harpoon.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (OUMaO)

108 Also, it's Queequeg. I have no idea who Queelag is.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:20 AM (eOEVl)

109 heartbreaking and grotesque.
==
Damn it Buck, you've perfectly described Clownworld.

I'd applaud, but I'm got to go have a nice cry.

Posted by: seriously at May 05, 2023 11:20 AM (sh1GZ)

110 Not about whales, but catching up below someone posted Dollar Tree was closing: this is FALSE.
The article (probably The Sun) was weirdly phrased and misleading: it's Tuesday Morning that is closing; it's just the article had a masthead photo of a Dollar Tree (!?) and described Tuesday Morning as a 'Dollar Tree competitor'. Weird article and weird way to present it.
Also, I shop Dollar Tree/$1.25 all the time, and Tuesday Morning was NEVER a competitor. Way too upscale. I think maybe the article was written by someone who has never, ever been in any kind of dollar/discount store in their entire life.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 05, 2023 11:20 AM (pqfA/)

111 Wait, you mean that building high-precision machines the size of the Eiffel Tower and sticking them into inhospitable environments doesn't result in high reliability?

Referring back to the Five-Year Plan quotes, I think I see the pattern...

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2023 11:20 AM (ptElO)

112 98 Queelag >> Queequag
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (9UlRk)

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRHG.

Posted by: Queequeg at May 05, 2023 11:20 AM (PiwSw)

113 The Far Side
whale cartoon
https://tinyurl.com/4ubefxt8

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:20 AM (geLO8)

114 Back in the day, I had a hook at Six Flags in NJ. Remember those diving shows with the dolphins and killer whales? Anyway, after the show, they would let us swim in the tank with dolphins and killer whales. No chance anything like that would ever be allowed now.

The dolphins were fun and playful, and surprisingly warm (yes, they are mammals but it was still surprising to touch them for the first time).

But that killer whale. Whoa. You don't realize how big it is, and the size of the jaws and teeth, until you get right up next to it. When that monster was circling beneath you in the water . . . combination of extreme adrenaline rush and shit-your-pants fear. Not sure I'd do it now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:21 AM (iFTx/)

115 Straberries > Geometric Logic > Queeg >Queen >> Queelag >> Queequag

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 05, 2023 11:21 AM (X+Ku8)

116 104 That's how Brownell's labeled it. Just think of the crowd they could market it to nowadays.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:21 AM (lz5hY)

117 He was a comedian, right?

Historically, that is a pretty funny statement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:21 AM (zZu0s)

118 Dollar tree/ tuesday morning

Walmart/ Target

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM (hXpNS)

119 Nowadays he would call himself Queerqueg.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM (XhJkv)

120 ... I realized that these 'environmental' groups care less about wildlife and are just about pushing communism or perhaps pushing for lowering human quality of life and eventually the human population. The notion that humanity in general is a menace to the rest of wildlife rather than a force for stewardship.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 05, 2023 11:19 AM (3cGpq)
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The environmental movement has *always* been a leftist front, since its inception. It is not and never has been about the environment. The real goal was always political and social revolution. Always.

The environmentalists took what came before it - the conservationist movement, which is about not wantonly destroying nature without cause, preserving it where you feasibly can, and balancing protection against the needs of man (you know - the thing that gave us the national parks) - and then subverted it, rebranded it, killed the original objective and used it as another front in the revolutionary conflict.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM (O4oKn)

121 Please tell me these aren't Sperm Whales we're killing.

Posted by: DON LEMON at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM (jM1wU)

122 Wind turbans?

Posted by: The Saudis at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM (DhOHl)

123 The realization that the Left doesn't care about anything but pure power, amassing wealth, and eventually the destruction of everything they can get their hands on is a powerful one. I had it in 2005 and felt then that I was way late to the party, and should have known all along.

They don't want a better world and they certainly don't give a fuck about oppression or anyone that is oppressed. It is and always was a cover. They are motivated by darkness and hate. Some of their drones are true believers in their lies which helps them muddy their waters.

My favorite is the people who theorize they are "mad at Putin" for the gays adopting babies stuff. They don't give a solitary FUCK about gays. Or anyone else. They hate you. They hate everybody. Hard fact of life.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM (fduB4)

124 Nowadays he would call himself Queerqueg.

Beer Keg >> Queerqueg

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (eOEVl)

125 I like that Killer Whales make Great Whites their bitch.

Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (acrwL)

126 Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 05, 2023 11:08 AM (DhOHl)


The difference between a marine biologist and a dog is that one tags the whale, the other wags the tail.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (anj39)

127 The Left are nothing but a bunch of self serving, duplicitous, thieving, lying, cocksuckers (no offence Garrett) whose counsel merits no consideration.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (JNTt1)

128 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 05, 2023 11:14 AM (DhOHl)

I liked it; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (Keyt1)

129 May be of interest to publius, "placentagate":

https://bit.ly/42pClwz

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (Bd6X8)

130 Eventually the planners in the USSR questioned the whaling policy and quit. Then the populations recovered. Only after the USSR quit did "save the whales" crap come to America, to be used as a wedge like everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:09 AM


Reminds me of a series of Bloom County cartoons, wherein Greenpeace confronted a Soviet whaling ship (Opus was catching a ride to Antarctica on the Rainbow Warrior).

"Now, now, we're all basically leftists here..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (Wnv9h)

131 I think the lead singer for The Offspring is a marine biologist. Maybe he can sing a song about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 11:24 AM (hXpNS)

132 A currently proposed permit would allow New Jersey-based offshore wind developer Atlantic Shores Offshore Wind, L.P., a partnership of foreign-owned wind companies, to kill 42 whales, 2,678 dolphins, and 1,472 seals.

I’m sure that those very specific numbers are supported by impeccably sound Science.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2023 11:24 AM (nfrXX)

133 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 05, 2023 11:24 AM (DhOHl)

134 From Insty:
EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY (RUSSIA EDITION): Russia’s Mercenary Chief Prigozhin Screams ‘NOT MY FAULT’ Over Massive Losses. “Prigozhin is right to think that his Wagner mercs are being wasted as Putin’s cannon fodder because Kyiv’s cannons have left a whole lot of Russian fodder at Bakhmut.”

Honestly, I look at any statement related to the Ukraine War as Triumphalism/propaganda for whichever side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:24 AM (zZu0s)

135 Also, it's Queequeg. I have no idea who Queelag is.
Posted by: Archimedes


Bud's newest mascot. Duh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2023 11:25 AM (jzzG8)

136 I thought this post would be about Kamala.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 05, 2023 11:25 AM (q3iUt)

137 Like eagles and windmills, killing whales is no big deal with environmentals. Now get oil on one seagull and the world is coming to an end.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 05, 2023 11:25 AM (17s+e)

138 Queequag
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 11:18 AM (9UlRk)

99 I thought this rant was about MegaMacain.
==
Pitch meeting Guy: Hey great idea for a Moby Dick reboot. Gender swaps. Megan McCain as queequeg. Tattoos all over her face, bone through the nose. Captn Ahab, Whoopie Goldberg, the whale, Brian Dennehy. What he's not female? Not a problem, barely and inconvenience, he'll go tranny.

Posted by: Pitch Meeting Success at May 05, 2023 11:25 AM (sh1GZ)

139 Reminds me of a series of Bloom County cartoons, wherein Greenpeace confronted a Soviet whaling ship (Opus was catching a ride to Antarctica on the Rainbow Warrior).

BOOM!

Posted by: France! at May 05, 2023 11:25 AM (2tUFv)

140 132 Sell hunting tags, make a little side money. It would be a bitch getting the kill to the weigh station.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:26 AM (lz5hY)

141 Nowadays he would call himself Queerqueg.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:22 AM


Well, akshually, both Queequeg and Ishmael were obviously LGBTQ+. It's right there in the beginning of the novel that they shared a bed.

Posted by: - Every academic, ret-queering history at May 05, 2023 11:26 AM (Wnv9h)

142 Reminds me of a series of Bloom County cartoons, wherein Greenpeace confronted a Soviet whaling ship (Opus was catching a ride to Antarctica on the Rainbow Warrior).

BOOM!
Posted by: France! at May 05, 2023 11:25 AM


One of the few things France did in the 20th century that I agreed with.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (Wnv9h)

143 Save the bales....square grouper.

https://tinyurl.com/4st9tj3b

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (AwYPR)

144 Amber’s grease? Ew.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (XhJkv)

145 Well, akshually, both Queequeg and Ishmael were obviously LGBTQ+. It's right there in the beginning of the novel that they shared a bed.
Posted by: - Every academic, ret-queering history at May 05, 2023 11:26 AM (Wnv9h)


It's not gay if its under way.

Posted by: blaster at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (pwExq)

146 As a military doctor who has treated Marines, you might consider me to be a marine biologist.

Their bodies work almost the same as normal humans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (Ih9rg)

147
I tell ya' horde, I tell ya',, I get no respect-no respect at all I tell ya', no respect. Just yesterday I went to see my doctor, doctor Vinnie Boombatz. I said doc, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me!? He said I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (vwCZJ)

148 Honestly, I look at any statement related to the Ukraine War as Triumphalism/propaganda for whichever side.

Stephen Green will latch on to any hopium he can find where Ukraine is concerned.

We'll see how the Great Ukrainian Counteroffensive goes when it starts on Tuesday.

Posted by: France! at May 05, 2023 11:27 AM (2tUFv)

149 Getting the environmental and save animal groups to kill hundreds of whales and thousands of dolphins is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (17s+e)

150 141 Queequeg and Ishmael shared a bed with Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (lz5hY)

151 I’m sure that those very specific numbers are supported by impeccably sound Science.

Well, the data may have been, what's the word the climate fanatics used, massaged, rectified, normalized?

Ah, fudged. The data has been fudged.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (eOEVl)

152 The Humpback Whale of Notre Dame is a logistical nightmare.

Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (acrwL)

153 Oh the Russian "drone strike" . . . the video of the drone approaching the Kremlin and exploding (in the air, it looks like). That can't be real, can it? If so, there's no way that was any kind of military or even professional strike on anything. It looked like a Walmart drone and some consumer-level 4th of July fireworks. We are being trolled . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

154 Zero Hedge says Soros is buying the corpse of Vice Media, after previously losing $250 million propping them up in 2019.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)

155 The Left are nothing but a bunch of self serving, duplicitous, thieving, lying, cocksuckers (no offence Garrett) whose counsel merits no consideration.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 05, 2023 11:23 AM (JNTt1)

I hate it when people say shit better and more succinctly than me. It makes me jealous.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (nvPT6)

156
The environmental movement has *always* been a leftist front, since its inception. It is not and never has been about the environment. The real goal was always political and social revolution. Always.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



There's a reason that most of the early environmental groups in the 70s-80s got a significant part of their funding from the KGB (if memory serves, the Venona Papers documented the KGBs involvement)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (n+4am)

157 Some enterprising native American should immediately petition the government for sufficient government grant money and permission to be able to "harvest" the dead critters on the basis that to do so is an "indigenous" hunter/gatherer right guaranteed by our now totally made-up "Constitution."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (xQugk)

158 Next thing you know, Europe will have to burn wood, dung, and import wood chips to stay warm and alive during the winters.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (2oHWb)

159 Bud's newest mascot. Duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Bud offered Dylan Mulvaney rights to his face on beer bottles, but he said he only takes it in the can.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (nW4TA)

160 A currently proposed permit would allow New Jersey-based offshore wind developer Atlantic Shores Offshore Wind, L.P., a partnership of foreign-owned wind companies, to kill 42 whales, 2,678 dolphins, and 1,472 seals.

I’m sure that those very specific numbers are supported by impeccably sound Science.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 05, 2023 11:24 AM


How many did you whack last year? OK, allow for 10% increase....here's your new permit.

- The EPA

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (Wnv9h)

161 There's a reason that most of the early environmental groups in the 70s-80s got a significant part of their funding from the KGB (if memory serves, the Venona Papers documented the KGBs involvement)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (n+4am)
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Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (O4oKn)

162 "We are being trolled . . . ."

I'll have you know we were terrified!

Posted by: The Kremlin pigeons at May 05, 2023 11:30 AM (jTmQV)

163 161 There's a reason that most of the early environmental groups in the 70s-80s got a significant part of their funding from the KGB (if memory serves, the Venona Papers documented the KGBs involvement)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (n+4am)
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (O4oKn)

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Yeah, it's because the Soviet Union cared about the environment because socialism and communism are the only moral modes of government, as opposed to capitalism that would burn a mountain to the ground for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:30 AM (LvTSG)

164 Next thing you know, Europe will have to burn wood, dung, and import wood chips to stay warm and alive during the winters.

Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (2oHWb)
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It's renewable, green biomass fuel.

And to see what happens when you use renewable, green biomass at fuel at scale in a large population - especially when dung is a major source of that renewable, green biomass - go to non-urban India and check out the awesome air quality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:30 AM (O4oKn)

165 PETA kills more dogs in an hour than Michael.Vick would have in a lifetime.

Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2023 11:30 AM (acrwL)

166 I for one abhor wind farms. The death they bring to wildlife is an atrocity. And didn't we have, in these very pages not long ago, a report on just how much very expensive lubricant oil each turbine uses...and loses through leaks? Now all that is going into the ocean.
It is a damn crime.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:30 AM (anj39)

167 How does anyone keep track of exactly how many of the animals that are allowed to be killed are actually killed? Seems an impossible task even if the company was being honest about it. I think these permits are essentially licenses to kill whatever they want in as many numbers as they want.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:30 AM (iFTx/)

168 There's a reason that most of the early environmental groups in the 70s-80s got a significant part of their funding from the KGB (if memory serves, the Venona Papers documented the KGBs involvement)

Which has only continued.

Russia has an intense economic interest in suppressing American fossil fuel production. Investing in environmental organizations is very cost-effective.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:31 AM (2tUFv)

169 Oh the Russian "drone strike" . . . the video of the drone approaching the Kremlin and exploding (in the air, it looks like). That can't be real, can it? If so, there's no way that was any kind of military or even professional strike on anything. It looked like a Walmart drone and some consumer-level 4th of July fireworks. We are being trolled . . . .

Don't you believe it. It was a suicide drone piloted by Zelensky, so he could get access to the Kremlin gold reserves.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:31 AM (eOEVl)

170 Save the Whales!

Harpoon a Fat Chick!

Posted by: EFG at May 05, 2023 11:31 AM (Ae67h)

171 LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 11:31 AM (0hOvj)

172 Nuclear power plants drove the North Atlantic Left Whales to extinction decades ago.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at May 05, 2023 11:31 AM (MvF+J)

173 Want to hear something funny? Guess how many operating offshore wind turbines there are in the US.

7


All that money and BS and there is 7.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (1huWu)

174 And to see what happens when you use renewable, green biomass at fuel at scale in a large population - especially when dung is a major source of that renewable, green biomass - go to non-urban India and check out the awesome air quality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

So, in other words, if our energy sources are shit, our air quality will go to shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (qoGsy)

175 Nuke the Whales.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (TgBWG)

176 My people use every part of the whale.

Posted by: Squaw Lizzie Warren at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (Xrfse)

177 FREE WILLY!!!!

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (jM1wU)

178 Zero Hedge says Soros is buying the corpse of Vice Media, after previously losing $250 million propping them up in 2019.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)

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It's almost as if evil has no depths ... or something.

/Wifey observes that the depiction of Big Brother on the screen will eventually be Soros, who will likely live another 90 years on the adrenochrome of children.

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (2oHWb)

179 Right Whales always think they're right. And they're right!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at May 05, 2023 11:33 AM (MvF+J)

180 LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.

There is speculation that he's giving her even more avenues for failure. I think it's gilding the lily at this point, but I guess Joe is still steamed about her calling him a racist during the debates.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:33 AM (eOEVl)

181 Joey, have you ever seen a sperm whale naked?

Posted by: Struggling to find an Airplane! movie reference at May 05, 2023 11:33 AM (DhOHl)

182 Save the Whales!

Harpoon a Fat Chick!
==
Dude. I did my part.

Posted by: Ben Domenech at May 05, 2023 11:33 AM (sh1GZ)

183 So, in other words, if our energy sources are shit, our air quality will go to shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:32 AM (qoGsy)
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Oh, yes. Burning gas and coal and aren't very bad for the air (or needn't be, simple particulate filtering is pretty easy and cheap, and we've been doing it at scale - especially for coal - for around a century now).

But the Dread Carbon dictates that we kill whales and birds and pollute the air much worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:34 AM (O4oKn)

184
I tell ya',, no respect-no respect at all. And what a kid I got, what a kid. I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:34 AM (vwCZJ)

185 Sell hunting tags, make a little side money. It would be a bitch getting the kill to the weigh station.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:26 AM (lz5hY)


Well Duh!
You can ship them by the whale weigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:34 AM (anj39)

186 Much as we've destroyed vast swaths of wildlife habitat, small family farmland and recreational/aesthetic meadow for "solar farms" i.e. endless acres of near-useless, land-destroying glass.

Posted by: Zek at May 05, 2023 11:34 AM (5FPX4)

187 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (O4oKn)

188 Reminds me of a movie, Play Misty For Me.
The government is Misty and i am Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (2WOTG)

189 Much as we've destroyed vast swaths of wildlife habitat, small family farmland and recreational/aesthetic meadow for "solar farms" i.e. endless acres of near-useless, land-destroying glass.

If only there were some place relatively near by where the sun ALWAYS shines.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (eOEVl)

190 161 There's a reason that most of the early environmental groups in the 70s-80s got a significant part of their funding from the KGB (if memory serves, the Venona Papers documented the KGBs involvement)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (n+4am)
++++
Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:29 AM (O4oKn)

And you can extrapolate that into China pursuing a similar course after they dropped out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (zZu0s)

191 I for one abhor wind farms.

********

Yeah. I'm not a fan.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (ykeLU)

192 Fen's Law explains all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (aD39U)

193 Your damn fault!

John Fetterman is blaming his depression in part on the "vicious political campaign" of Mehmet Oz
Fetterman attributes the depression in January not only to his stroke last May but also to what he calls a brutal campaign last fall.
"It was after the brutality of the campaign, the other side," Fetterman said. "Some people believe it was one of the most vicious political campaigns."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (FVME7)

194 But the Dread Carbon dictates that we kill whales and birds and pollute the air much worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:34 AM (O4oKn)

They were so concerned with nuclear waste but haven't a worry in the world about lithium batteries.

Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (acrwL)

195 When discussing any public policy ask 3 questions:

What is the cost?
What is your hard evidence?
As compared to what?

Posted by: Thos Sowell, still right at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (5FPX4)

196 193 Your damn fault!

John Fetterman is blaming his depression in part on the "vicious political campaign" of Mehmet Oz
Fetterman attributes the depression in January not only to his stroke last May but also to what he calls a brutal campaign last fall.
"It was after the brutality of the campaign, the other side," Fetterman said. "Some people believe it was one of the most vicious political campaigns."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (FVME7)

=========

So, the best of the Democrat party are prissy, emotionally oversensitive children who can't handle a life in politics and must be protected?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (LvTSG)

197 "It was after the brutality of the campaign, the other side," Fetterman said. "Some people believe it was one of the most vicious political campaigns."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (FVME7)

That was the best they could come up with?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (zZu0s)

198
Last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids "be quite you'll wake up daddy"...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (vwCZJ)

199 Environmentalism is bad for the environment.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (zV1uM)

200 "It was after the brutality of the campaign, the other side," Fetterman said. "Some people believe it was one of the most vicious political campaigns."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (FVME7)
++++
Well, yeah. Politics is a contact sport and when a brain-addled 'tard is one of the candidates, you have to expect some mean words.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (O4oKn)

201 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (O4oKn)

I'd volunteer to remove any splinters.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (AwYPR)

202 So, the best of the Democrat party are prissy, emotionally oversensitive children who can't handle a life in politics and must be protected?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (LvTSG)

No. The political opposition must be suppressed for the health and well being of all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (zZu0s)

203
You're first I'm last
Your thirst I'm asked to justify
Killing our last heaven beast
Don't hunt the whale

Dig it, dig it!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (aD39U)

204 Save The Whales
Free Tibet

just words

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (geLO8)

205 Reminds me of a movie, Play Misty For Me.
The government is Misty and i am Clint Eastwood.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Clint broke rule #1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (FVME7)

206 Oh the Russian "drone strike" . . . the video of the drone approaching the Kremlin and exploding (in the air, it looks like). That can't be real, can it? If so, there's no way that was any kind of military or even professional strike on anything. It looked like a Walmart drone and some consumer-level 4th of July fireworks. We are being trolled . . . .

Walmart drones with grenades and the like attached have been a serious thing in this Ukraine conflict.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)

207 I love it when billionaire lefties throw away money on crap like Vice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (0hOvj)

208 193
'John Fetterman is blaming his depression in part on the "vicious political campaign" of Mehmet Oz'

Yes, it is definitely this and not the fact he's a brain damaged retard in a job for which he is no way qualified.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 05, 2023 11:39 AM (q3iUt)

209 #1?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2023 11:39 AM (2WOTG)

210 I drove across Texas last year. You would not believe how may wind turbines were NOT working.

I saw thousands of wind turbines and I thought "Gee. Someone made a lot of money selling this stuff to the rubes."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 05, 2023 11:39 AM (JVCkA)

211 LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.

In another domain, "A.I." has long been artificial insemination.

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2023 11:39 AM (ptElO)

212 I for one abhor wind farms.

********

Yeah. I'm not a fan.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:36 AM (ykeLU)

***
Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (anj39)

213 I tell ya',, no respect-no respect at all. And what a kid I got, what a kid. I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife...
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:34 AM


"The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (Wnv9h)

214 I heard they had different rules along the Mid-Atlantic coast. I think they increased the bag limits off Lawn Guyland...

...but outlawed Joisey whales.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (ykeLU)

215 153 Oh the Russian "drone strike" . . . the video of the drone approaching the Kremlin and exploding (in the air, it looks like). That can't be real, can it? If so, there's no way that was any kind of military or even professional strike on anything. It looked like a Walmart drone and some consumer-level 4th of July fireworks. We are being trolled . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

Probably random partisans. But presents a real threat of diplomatic bungling leading to escalation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (eYoxG)

216 When discussing any public policy ask 3 questions:

What is the cost?
What is your hard evidence?
As compared to what?
Posted by: Thos Sowell, still right at May 05, 2023 11:37 AM (5FPX4)
++++
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Careful here, Tom. Performing a cost:benefit analysis on public policy proposals - and *especially* environmental policy proposals - will get your ass kicked to the curb toot sweet. I was an environmentalist in good standing until I was disowned by the movement because I had the audacity to do so.

Posted by: Bjorn Lomborg at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (O4oKn)

217 FUCKA YOU DORPHIN! FUCKA YOU WHARE!!!

Posted by: Bloodthirsty environuts at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (FEapg)

218 Fetterman is definitely the poster boy of the Democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (acrwL)

219 Google engineer, 31, jumps to his death from the 14th floor tech company's NYC headquarters

I hope no one on the street was injured.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (N5C4b)

220 Yes, it is definitely this and not the fact he's a brain damaged retard in a job for which he is no way qualified.
==
married to a psycho who is using his husk of a body, much like Dr. Jill is using spongebrain pudding pants.

Posted by: sorry, not sorry at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (sh1GZ)

221 Which will be the next booze company to go crazy? Someone on the previous thread noted that Smirnoff has an ad with a "transgender" draq queen who just was arrested or got in trouble anway for exposing his genitals to women and kids at some pool. Wy would you buy booze because a Drag Queen was advertising for it except to virtue signal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (Keyt1)

222 Pity about all those dead whales.

*shifty eyes*

— Krill and giant squids everywhere

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (XhJkv)

223 If only the Republicans could put up quality candidates..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (aD39U)

224 I saw a "We Stand With Ukraine" yard sign yesterday, haven't really seen that many compared to BLM or "We Believe..." that I can think of and it just struck me as so bizarre that t somebody would go through the trouble to go find one an put in their yard. For a war in a country in all likelihood they never gave second thought to and know nothing about, maybe never even heard of. Why not say "We Stand with Myanmar" or one of many other bloody conflicts that they know nothing about?


The daily propaganda barrage in this country is a powerful, dangerous thing. They will be putting up yard signs to crush the white nationalists soon enough, without a second though.

Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (cUYo/)

225 210 There's a few really big windfarms I pass by on I40 heading out west. I have never seen more than a quarter of them turning.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (lz5hY)

226 Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (N5C4b)

I hope his family and friends will recover.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (Keyt1)

227 The good old days.

https://bit.ly/42nmbUm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (FVME7)

228 Is it legal for other countries to give to nonprofits in the US? Shouldn't it be considered influence peddling and have to be registered at the very least?

The whole nonprofit sector is so messed up with grift now.

Posted by: Iris at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (foa6+)

229 I believe the slogan of the 80's was, "Nuke the Gay Baby Whales"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (0As2t)

230
My uncles dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair..

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (vwCZJ)

231 There was a crow near here cut in half by a wind fan.

ow

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (anj39)

232 Wy would you buy booze because a Drag Queen was advertising for it except to virtue signal?

Asked and answered.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (eOEVl)

233 For you, ChatBot! For you!

Posted by: Google engineer, 31 at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (aD39U)

234 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM


Concur. Do it.

Posted by: Dogbert at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (Wnv9h)

235 If you store whale oil in wooden barrels would that be an effort to Stave the Whales?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (ykeLU)

236 I saw a "We Stand With Ukraine" yard sign yesterday, haven't really seen that many compared to BLM or "We Believe..." that I can think of and it just struck me as so bizarre that t somebody would go through the trouble to go find one an put in their yard. For a war in a country in all likelihood they never gave second thought to and know nothing about, maybe never even heard of. Why not say "We Stand with Myanmar" or one of many other bloody conflicts that they know nothing about? ...
Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (cUYo/)
++++
One of the streets leading into my neighborhood have two of them. The houses are neighbors. Both have Ukraine flag signs in their yards, and have since shortly after the war started.

The worse for wear now, weather-beaten and degrading - but neither person will remove them. I think they're in conflict with each other about who will be the first to break.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:43 AM (O4oKn)

237 Kammy misunderstood. She has an afternoon meeting with Al Czar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 11:43 AM (Ih9rg)

238 Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (cUYo/)

There is one town near me. They also have the "Hate Has no Home Here" and "We belieeeeve" sign "Science is real" Love is love" etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:43 AM (Keyt1)

239 >>225 210 There's a few really big windfarms I pass by on I40 heading out west. I have never seen more than a quarter of them turning.

Funny thing is, if the wind is too strong they have to lock those things down, otherwise they self destruct. Genius!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2023 11:44 AM (N5C4b)

240 Save The Whales
Free Tibet

just words
Posted by: DB

#BringBackOurGirls

Posted by: Moose Obama at May 05, 2023 11:44 AM (qoGsy)

241 Whales? Who the f*ck cares! Eagles too, "American" Eagles, boo freakin' hoo. Sh*t. There's millions to be made off the Chinese military, man, you think I'm passing that up, Jack?! Hunter's got the money pipeline flowing, he's swimming in crack, and I'm swimming with tween hoe's, no joke!

Posted by: President 81mm votes at May 05, 2023 11:44 AM (fs1hN)

242 DB wrote:

Save The Whales
Free Tibet

just words

++++++++++++
Along with:

No war
Free speech
workingman's rights
Etc.
Etc.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 05, 2023 11:44 AM (zV1uM)

243
1. Save the whales
2. All black lives matter
3. Collegiate sports for women need special protection

Name three causes fervently espoused by the left that have now been revealed as causes for which they truly care not at all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2023 11:44 AM (pNxlR)

244 239 I enjoy the self-destruct videos.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (Mzdiz)

245 >>When discussing any public policy ask 3 questions:

What is the cost?
What is your hard evidence?
As compared to what?
Posted by: Thos Sowell, still right


a few more Qs:

what problem are you trying to solve?
who will benefit?
who will profit?
who will suffer?

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (geLO8)

246 Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (eOEVl)

There are that many Smirnoff vodka drinking leftists to prop the brand up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (Keyt1)

247 One of the streets leading into my neighborhood have two of them. The houses are neighbors. Both have Ukraine flag signs in their yards, and have since shortly after the war started.

The worse for wear now, weather-beaten and degrading - but neither person will remove them. I think they're in conflict with each other about who will be the first to break.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:43 AM (O4oKn)

Never be the first to stop clapping.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (eYoxG)

248
I get no respect-no respect at all I tell ya', no respect. I was tired one night so I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked 'what'll you have?' I said, I don't know,, surprise me. He showed me a naked picture of my wife...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (vwCZJ)

249 "Whales? Who the f*ck cares! Eagles too, "American" Eagles, boo freakin' hoo. Sh*t. There's millions to be made off the Chinese military, man, you think I'm passing that up, Jack?! Hunter's got the money pipeline flowing, he's swimming in crack, and I'm swimming with tween hoe's, no joke!"

Implausibly articulate and altruistic for JFB.

Posted by: Zek at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (5FPX4)

250 There is one town near me. They also have the "Hate Has no Home Here" and "We belieeeeve" sign "Science is real" Love is love" etc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:43 AM (Keyt1)
++++
I appreciate those signs, actually. It lets you know which people in your neighborhood are guaranteed to rat you out to the Cheka or take up arms against you as things escalate. It lets you know who the known collaborators are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (O4oKn)

251 “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails."

--George Carlin

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (1rQ1e)

252 Killing animals for human use is bad. Killing animals in Gaia-worship rituals is good.

Posted by: Emmie at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (Emce2)

253 Is it legal for other countries to give to nonprofits in the US? Shouldn't it be considered influence peddling and have to be registered at the very least?

Vast amounts of foreign money go into DC "think tanks".

Just part of the DC bribery culture.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (2tUFv)

254 Google engineer, 31, jumps to his death from the 14th floor tech company's NYC headquarters
---
So, are their witnesses? I'm just saying there have been a rash of people falling, jumping off of buildings in RUssia, and those people just happened to be enemies of Putin. Also there was a multi millionaire who jumped off his building in LA during covid because he was lonely supposedly - Steven Bing. As far as I know, you normally only see multi millionaires doing that if they have financial, legal or health issues. No evidence of that for him. Although he might have been kind of Epsteinish.

Posted by: sorry, not sorry at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (sh1GZ)

255 >>234 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix

That could be Meghan McCain if she lost like 250lbs

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (N5C4b)

256
I have the bumper sticker
I wear the ribbon
I CARE!

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (geLO8)

257 242 DB wrote:

Save The Whales
Free Tibet

just words

++++++++++++
Along with:

No war
Free speech
workingman's rights
Etc.
Etc.
Posted by: Bamanarama at May 05, 2023 11:44 AM (zV1uM)

Gotta admit the left is good at making slogans.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (eYoxG)

258 There are that many Smirnoff vodka drinking leftists to prop the brand up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (Keyt1)

Well, it's not people who like vodka.

Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (AwYPR)

259 231 'There was a crow near here cut in half by a wind fan.

ow'

He's going to feel that in the morning!

Posted by: Vito from the Sopranos at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (q3iUt)

260 Oh the Russian "drone strike" . . . the video of the drone approaching the Kremlin and exploding (in the air, it looks like). That can't be real, can it? If so, there's no way that was any kind of military or even professional strike on anything. It looked like a Walmart drone and some consumer-level 4th of July fireworks. We are being trolled . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

Probably random partisans. But presents a real threat of diplomatic bungling leading to escalation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 05, 2023 11:40 AM (eYoxG)
***

Had to be bogus.
After the German kid flew an plane to Moscow and landed in Red Square, Moscow became one of the most air defense tight cities in the world.
Agree...had to be rookie inside job. And yes, it does give the politicians yet another opportunity to demonstrate their incredible ignorance and dumb-assery.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (anj39)

261 I saw a "We Stand With Ukraine" yard sign yesterday, . . .

There's a local real estate outfit near us that has this on their electronic sign.

I marvel at a business's effort to chase away half of it's potential clientele.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (qoGsy)

262 A flinty old New Englander, smoking a pipe while sitting on a pier in some Cape Cod tourist trap, selling Nantucket Sleigh Rides to the young and woke (and rich). "Yep, ye have to go out, but maybe not come back".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (lz5hY)

263 For a war in a country in all likelihood they never gave second thought to and know nothing about, maybe never even heard of. Why not say "We Stand with Myanmar" or one of many other bloody conflicts that they know nothing about? ...
Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 11:41 AM (cUYo/)
++++
One of the streets leading into my neighborhood have two of them. The houses are neighbors. Both have Ukraine flag signs in their yards, and have since shortly after the war started.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:43 AM (O4oKn)
_________________________


I stand with Nauru!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

264 I'm caring my ass off

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (geLO8)

265 LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.

There she blows!!!!!

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (jM1wU)

266 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:45 AM (O4oKn)

Well, this is near a college town. There are still a number of those signs up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (Keyt1)

267 When we went from "conservation" to "environmentalism" we committed a fundamental sin of pride. Forgetting that there is more to creation than we can possibly understand, and that nature also exists by and for itself.

The conservationist wants to leave parts of nature to nature.

The environmentalist pretends to understand The World as a "system" and claims to know how to tinker with it to make it "better."

Posted by: Zek at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (5FPX4)

268 I for one abhor wind farms.

I am okay with the idea of it, a lot of farmers use solar and wind for stuff like powering a barn, etc. But huge farms of gigantic turbines that provide pretty weak energy return, need hugely expensive maintenance and don't have a very long life span.

In theory, they are designed to last 20-30 years but in practice they do not, and some conditions just destroy them. Also, after 10 years of testing they found that the efficiency drops off rapidly, and parts need replacing within a decade.

Also, while advocates claim they cost nothing to run, they actually have an operating cost of around 25 dollars per milliwatt hour because of worn components, replacement oil, etc.

https://tinyurl.com/4tnjx7b2

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (0hOvj)

269 231 There was a crow near here cut in half by a wind fan.

ow
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:42 AM (anj39)

cr/ow

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (1rQ1e)

270 The worse for wear now, weather-beaten and degrading - but neither person will remove them. I think they're in conflict with each other about who will be the first to break.
___

Our church had prayed for "an end to the agression against Ukraine". Seemingly worded very carefully to make it unobjectionable. That ended a few weeks ago, I wonder what changed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (fs1hN)

271 cr|ow

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (1rQ1e)

272
I tell ya', my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (vwCZJ)

273 What is the President's budget? Why does nobody ever talk about cutting it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 11:48 AM (Ih9rg)

274 1. Save the whales
2. All black lives matter
3. Collegiate sports for women need special protection

Name three causes fervently espoused by the left that have now been revealed as causes for which they truly care not at all.


4. Believe all women!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:49 AM (eOEVl)

275
LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.


Her mashup speechifying of AI in the Venn diagram space is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2023 11:49 AM (pNxlR)

276 Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails."
--George Carlin

********

Save the trees,
Save the bees,
Save the whales,
Save those snails.

/Burma Save

Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2023 11:49 AM (ykeLU)

277 I Stand With Grand Fenwick!

Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 11:49 AM (cUYo/)

278 There are that many Smirnoff vodka drinking leftists to prop the brand up?

I expect we'll find out.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:49 AM (eOEVl)

279 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (O4oKn)
======================
A very fine specimen

Posted by: The whales at May 05, 2023 11:49 AM (VRUam)

280
5. Dissent is patriotic!

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (geLO8)

281 AI is going to be used heavily this election.

What has been seen can't be unseen, so I expect "viral" AI pics of some non approved candidate doing unspeakable things making the rounds.

It won't matter that everyone will know its fake. All that matters is that people see it. Like a lawyer releasing info to a jury and the judge telling the jury to strike it. Can't forget it. It, like everything else, will be used to persuade feeble minds.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (aT+mG)

282 201 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (O4oKn)

I'd volunteer to remove any splinters.
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (AwYPR)
=======

I'd like to check her for ticks. . . .

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (JNTt1)

283 I did put out a white board sign today with Muldoon's quip about Biden and "Duncing with the czars" and I did credit him-just didn't mention ASHQ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (Keyt1)

284
6. Question authority!

Posted by: DB - in situ at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (geLO8)

285
cr/ow
Posted by: m


No, cr/OW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

286 261 I saw a "We Stand With Ukraine" yard sign yesterday, . . .

There's a local real estate outfit near us that has this on their electronic sign.

I marvel at a business's effort to chase away half of it's potential clientele.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:46 AM (qoGsy)

Ok, I just find it odd that anyone is animated one way or another over this one. To me the whole thing stinks like a gigantic op- but it does not get me pissed off.

I dunno. Maybe I'm broken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (zZu0s)

287 Whales need to get some skin in the game for global warming
Leftists

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (0Q8XZ)

288 When we went from "conservation" to "environmentalism" we committed a fundamental sin of pride. Forgetting that there is more to creation than we can possibly understand, and that nature also exists by and for itself.

Very well stated. The blinding arrogance of humanity thinking they are able to "fix" the atmosphere and change climate on an entire planet is just staggering to consider.

Why not say "We Stand with Myanmar" or one of many other bloody conflicts that they know nothing about?

Because they are NPCs and only know what they've been downloaded to be aware of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 11:51 AM (0hOvj)

289 282 201 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM (O4oKn)

I'd volunteer to remove any splinters.
Posted by: BignJames at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (AwYPR)
=======

I'd like to check her for ticks. . . .
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 05, 2023 11:50 AM (JNTt1)

I am betting her whale is shaved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 05, 2023 11:51 AM (zZu0s)

290 Russia has an intense economic interest in suppressing American fossil fuel production. Investing in environmental organizations is very cost-effective.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 05, 2023 11:31 AM (2tUFv)

I've been reliably informed the American Left and Russia want nothing to do with one another.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2023 11:51 AM (aT+mG)

291 Wy would you buy booze because a Drag Queen was advertising for it except to virtue signal?

Someone needs to find out how the NPC firmware updates are going out and jam the shit out of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2023 11:51 AM (ZGrMX)

292 Most transparent administration ever!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:51 AM (eOEVl)

293 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:35 AM


I think I saw her in a Bond movie...Goldenthighs.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:52 AM (anj39)

294 Fighting fascism in Clown World.

https://bit.ly/3pbzKbd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:52 AM (FVME7)

295 I just find it odd that anyone is animated one way or another over this one. To me the whole thing stinks like a gigantic op- but it does not get me pissed off.

Same. I appreciate the Brandon Herrera "Cursed Guns of the Ukraine Conflict" videos but I really don't give a shit about it either way.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2023 11:52 AM (ZGrMX)

296 Hate Has No Home Here so die you bastard die

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (aT+mG)

297 Also, while advocates claim they cost nothing to run, they actually have an operating cost of around 25 dollars per milliwatt hour because of worn components, replacement oil, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Those are, as you know, for discreet purposes. Powering a pump on a well is one thing. Gaslighting nations into thinking they can run an economy on them is a galactic, fascist farce.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (jzzG8)

298 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:

Obvious silicone. No thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (eOEVl)

299 300

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (1rQ1e)

300
I gotta' tell, I gotta' tell ya' though, I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (vwCZJ)

301 300!

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (1rQ1e)

302 Don't know if anyone mentioned this but one of Cheech and Chong movies had Cheech as a busker singing "save the whales, kill the seals. Kill them dirty stinking rotten seals". I guess government is good with both

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (eFaiq)

303 299 300
Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (1rQ1e)
----
301 300!
Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:53 AM (1rQ1e)
++++
Well, you tried.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:54 AM (O4oKn)

304 Unless they look attractive to others drag queen, I have never seen any Drag Queens that look attractive. Perhaps RuPaul managed it, but hopefully he didn't perform at schools with children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:54 AM (Keyt1)

305 303 Well, you tried.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:54 AM (O4oKn)

I wuz robbed.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 11:54 AM (1rQ1e)

306 261 I saw a "We Stand With Ukraine" yard sign yesterday, . . .


I'm waiting for a neighbor to put up such a sign.
I have an old Soviet flag I picked up in Afghanistan back in the day.
This will be fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2023 11:54 AM (anj39)

307 "Hate Has No Home Here so die you bastard die"

Science is science so choke on it Walmart rube!

Love is love so f*ck you homo-hating Jesusland!



Posted by: Zek at May 05, 2023 11:55 AM (5FPX4)

308 Most transparent administration ever!
Posted by: Archimedes

Transparent, vacuous, whatever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 11:55 AM (FVME7)

309 I feel for the people of Ukraine, and Russia's invasion was unjustified and crappy, but that does not mean I should care for it any more than the 50 other horrendous things going on in the world, all the civil wars and invasions and massacres. Christians are being hacked and burned to death in Africa, that matters a hell of a lot more to me than Ukraine, but its basically ignored by the usual suspects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 11:55 AM (0hOvj)

310 Look, we did everything we could to save the wales. But they kept eating poor innocent fish while refusing to eat the tofu and seitan we dropped for them in the ocean. Also, they keep riding around in their underwater SUVs and none of them have ever given a dime to the Democrat Party.

Death to the wales!

Posted by: The left at May 05, 2023 11:55 AM (zV1uM)

311
I come from a stupid family. Stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 11:56 AM (vwCZJ)

312 You know that Father's Day is coming up next month. Remember to get your Fudgie the Whale custom ice cream cake for a whale of a Dad. At your participating Carvel dealer.

Posted by: Zombie Tom Carvel at May 05, 2023 11:56 AM (Nn3xT)

313 I'd like to check her for ticks. . . .
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria

I am betting her whale is shaved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I'd love to know who was the first guy to id and use the phrase 'camel toe'. A name lost to the mists of history. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 11:56 AM (qoGsy)

314 *Why not say "We Stand with Myanmar" or one of many other bloody conflicts that they know nothing about?*

It'll always be Burma to me.

Posted by: J. Peterman at May 05, 2023 11:56 AM (DhOHl)

315 Posted by: Zek at May 05, 2023 11:55 AM (5FPX4)

They haven't gotten to that point yet, but they may very well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:56 AM (Keyt1)

316 Death to the wales!
Posted by: The left at May 05, 2023 11:55 AM (zV1uM)


Wyngwxyz!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 05, 2023 11:57 AM (AiZBA)

317 ......

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at May 05, 2023 11:57 AM (Zvtjl)

318 You can't misspell the truth.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 05, 2023 11:57 AM (2WOTG)

319 Look, we did everything we could to save the wales. ...
Death to the wales!


EABOD

Posted by: Gruffudd ap Llywelyn at May 05, 2023 11:57 AM (eOEVl)

320 but that does not mean I should care for it any more than the 50 other horrendous things going on in the world
_____

Politicians with their hands in the cookie jar seem to care very much about it, so therefore, you must too, citizen.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2023 11:57 AM (fs1hN)

321 Everything is an op. Except Ukraine, COVID, BLM and the tranny pedo movement. Those are all legit.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2023 11:58 AM (aT+mG)

322 EABOD
Posted by: Gruffudd ap Llywelyn at May 05, 2023 11:57 AM (eOEVl)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 11:58 AM (O4oKn)

323 The last time I saw YES, they opened with their Save The World Song, it was downhill from there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2023 11:58 AM (up/3i)

324 Off-topic: Do you guys know if a DEXA scan would help determine the number of calories needed to maintain or lose weight?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (DcKNO)

325 I'd love to know who was the first guy to id and use the phrase 'camel toe'. A name lost to the mists of history. . .
_____

Salaam Alaykhum
* bows gracefully *

Posted by: Achmed, Camel Podiatrist at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (fs1hN)

326 The environmental movement has nothing to do with saving anything or conserving anything.

It is equal parts virulent misanthrope, graft, and virtue signaling. And everyone over 29 involved with it knows that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (lc5cP)

327 Perhaps RuPaul managed it, but hopefully he didn't perform at schools with children.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 11:54 AM (Keyt1


RuPaul actually does look pretty in drag. He puts in the effort. He sees drag as his job. He evidently does not agree with pushing it on children.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (Wy1BU)

328 We failed to notice verbiage yet again, when certain federal agencies missions became "to protect human health and the environment - today and every day."

Our masters are building a rich, secure lives for themselves. They have secured their unobstructed coastal accesses and multiple residences (here and in other nations). They'll always be first for electricity, have installed their geo-thermal systems for power, & have preserved areas to their benefit, cheaply, whether for recreation, sport, food or simply the hell of it and possible future expansion.

They claim 30% of our land and water will be conserved for "America the Beautiful." They're already conserving and preserving the nicest areas quickly & restoring wildlife they deem appropriate. Much of it is or will, in fact, be barriers, prettier than barricades, fences, and walls.

They're also erecting corridors, parks and recreation, and jobs that will rewards certain groups for productivity &, in reality, staying in their own lanes.

Lots of us will be outside of the barriers.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (GshMh)

329 I feel about the left kinda like Captain Ahab felt about the white whale…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (Q9370)

330 Hate Has No Home Here

Hate is homeless? Why do you hate the homeless so?

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (Sv58p)

331
I'm getting old, yeah old-I'm getting old I tell ya'. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (vwCZJ)

332 LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


An Actual Stupidity in charge of Artificial Intelligence. Sure, let's go with that.

Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (5MeDI)

333 Gaslighting nations into thinking they can run an economy on them is a galactic, fascist farce.

It is part of the leftist religion that people can wish things into existence, that they can "manifest" reality by believing things really hard and living as if they are true. They also believe in this stupid quasi-karma idea where "the universe" will respond positively and give you things if you Do The Right Things.

So even if it makes no sense, is not scientific, does not work, and is proven to be a failure, they still push for it because it will all work out in the end if you just believe hard enough, like bringing Tinkerbell back to life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (0hOvj)

334 RuPaul actually does look pretty in drag.

Nah, he doesn't. He doesn't look like a cartoon stereotype of a hideous woman, but he's not attractive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (0hOvj)

335 332 LOL meanwhile, Biden appoints Kamala Harris "AI Czar". Its just comedy at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

An Actual Stupidity in charge of Artificial Intelligence. Sure, let's go with that.

Posted by: mikeski at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (5MeDI)

"If we're not smart enough to beat it, maybe, just maybe, we're stupid enough"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

336 Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ!

(Okay, not a real bumper sticker, but it'd be funny to see)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (J2vNu)

337 Hate has no home here. I don't have a spare room, but Hate can crash on the couch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (lz5hY)

338 I stand with Nauru!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

I stand with Novdu!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, Friends of Miklos at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (Mzdiz)

339 I feel about the left kinda like Captain Ahab felt about the white whale…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 05, 2023


***
"From Hell's heart I stab at thee . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2023 12:03 PM (J2vNu)

340 They're also erecting corridors, parks and recreation, and jobs that will rewards certain groups for productivity &, in reality, staying in their own lanes.

Lots of us will be outside of the barriers.

Posted by: Lola


Worst mistake you could ever make is to make me an outlaw.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 12:03 PM (nW4TA)

341 I stand with Andorra!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 12:03 PM (0hOvj)

342 You notice that leftists have the attention span of about a year on any “cause “ . IMO these people do not actually care about the cause, they want to belong to a protest group. Makes them feel important. Reason to get up in the morning or afternoon.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2023 12:03 PM (jN3hM)

343 Hate is Squatting Here!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2023 12:03 PM (Mzdiz)

344 Everytime we go past one of those "Science is real" signs and spouse is driving, I say in a whiny kid voice "Science is reeeeeeeell!" I'm sure he's sick of it now (Fortunately there are not as many signs as there used to be) and anyway, he has has some repetitive verbal routines he's been doing since I met him and we're still together. Our son is at the point where he rolls his eyes and sometimes say, "You're doing that again, Dad,"but he's only had to listen to it since he was able to comprehend English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (Keyt1)

345 338 I stand with Nauru!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

I stand with Novdu!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, Friends of Miklos at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (Mzdiz)

I stand with Niue. They had the .nu originally, but was stolen by other countries. No .nu for Niue, no peace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

346 Death to the wales!
Posted by: The left at May 05, 2023


***
Boy, you people really hate corduroy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (J2vNu)

347 RuPaul actually does look pretty in drag.

Nah, he doesn't. He doesn't look like a cartoon stereotype of a hideous woman, but he's not attractive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Unlike most of them looking like a Mimi reject from the Drew Cary Show.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (nW4TA)

348 331
I'm getting old, yeah old-I'm getting old I tell ya'. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table...
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (vwCZJ)
_________________

My wife asked me if I wanted super sex. I took the soup!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

349 298 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:

Obvious silicone. No thanks.
Posted by: Archimedes
_______

I'm not following what you're saying. Is that sentence in English?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 05, 2023 12:05 PM (gf7Ez)

350 341 I stand with Andorra!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 12:03 PM (0hOvj)

Aren't they the guys with blue skin and antennae?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

351 346 Death to the wales!
Posted by: The left at May 05, 2023

***
Boy, you people really hate corduroy!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (J2vNu)


What did we do?

Posted by: Cymru at May 05, 2023 12:05 PM (PiwSw)

352 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 12:02 PM (lz5hY

I put on a whiteboard sign once," Hate has no home here, but sometimes irritability crashes on the couch."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 12:06 PM (Keyt1)

353 I stand with Andorra!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



I stand with Alderaan!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 12:06 PM (nW4TA)

354 I stand with Nauru!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

I stand with Novdu!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


Are those medications for erectile disfunction?

I personally stand with my feet on the ground. But that's just me.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 05, 2023 12:06 PM (Wy1BU)

355 " I'd love to know who was the first guy to id and use the phrase 'camel toe'. A name lost to the mists of history. . ."



No clue, but I'm betting Mooch was the inspiration for the term 'Moose knuckle'.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2023 12:06 PM (VwHCD)

356 298 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:

Obvious silicone. No thanks.
Posted by: Archimedes

AI gets turned on by silicon not silicone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

357 I put on a whiteboard sign once," Hate has no home here, but sometimes irritability crashes on the couch."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"Hate has no home here, but it does pay the mortgage".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 12:07 PM (nW4TA)

358 This bikini blonde thinks that hairy fish are weird and creepy, so she advocates that we work hard to shave the whales:
https://is.gd/qxFi0g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023


***
Mammals.

(And she should know)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 05, 2023 12:07 PM (J2vNu)

359 AI gets turned on by silicon not silicone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:07 PM (ynpvh)
++++
Shit

:: cancels appointment with surgeon ::

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 05, 2023 12:07 PM (O4oKn)

360 NOOD IC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2023 12:08 PM (O4oKn)

361 355 " I'd love to know who was the first guy to id and use the phrase 'camel toe'. A name lost to the mists of history. . ."

No clue, but I'm betting Mooch was the inspiration for the term 'Moose knuckle'.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2023 12:06 PM (VwHCD)

Probably some Bedouin whispering sweet nothings

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

362 Hate has no home here, but vengeance has a master suite.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2023 12:08 PM (VwHCD)

363 Science is Real!

We Believe in Astrology!

Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 12:08 PM (cUYo/)

364 Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2023 12:07 PM (nW4TA)

Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 12:08 PM (Keyt1)

365 363 Science is Real!

We Believe in Astrology!

Posted by: Ripley at May 05, 2023 12:08 PM (cUYo/)

What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy?
Lots and Lots of Math

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

366 The one thing missing from this discussion? Any kind of proof that the offshore activities of humans are the cause of these whale kills. All we have is some sort of vague correlation in time.

Don't get me wrong. Wind turbines are stupid and useless, and offshore ones are stupid squared. And the very premise that we "need" such things is stupid.

But I don't want to see marine seismic surveying banned simply because it is currently being used to advance a stupid agenda. It is a very useful technique for offshore oil exploration, which can yield huge supplies of energy, reliably.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2023 12:10 PM (tkR6S)

367 Off-topic: Do you guys know if a DEXA scan would help determine the number of calories needed to maintain or lose weight?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 05, 2023 11:59 AM (DcKNO)

No, because it's what you eat, and not the calories consumed.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2023 12:11 PM (Mzdiz)

368 Navy used to have a test range at one end of Puerto Rico. One of the charges against it was that it was rough on the local sea life, and the cause was taken up so heartily and successfully by RFKJr that one of his daughters is named Vieques.

Add to that the historical family NIMBY to offshore windmills, and this is a topic that will hard for him to avoid. I think the whales have found their candidate.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 05, 2023 12:13 PM (jYCXf)

369 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2023 12:14 PM (jzzG8)

370 I stand with Niue. They had the .nu originally, but was stolen by other countries. No .nu for Niue, no peace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

OK, I stand with Mu.Nu!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2023 12:14 PM (Mzdiz)

371 I was once both young and dead broke but still supported Greenpeace for the whales & WWF for baby seals. .

However, even in August 2019, pre-C19 of course, USA Today had an article entitled, Here are some of the USA's most endangered species, and it included -

The Bryde's whale, about 40 left in the Gulf of Mexico, was "in danger of extinction throughout all of its range due to its small population size and restricted range, and the threats of energy exploration, development and production, oil spills and oil spill response, vessel collision, fishing gear entanglement, and human-caused noise," according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

Also, the North Atlantic right whale is one of the world’s most endangered large whale species, with only about 400 whales remaining, NOAA said. "Entanglement in fishing lines attached to gillnets and traps on the ocean floor is one of the greatest threats" to the animal, along with vessel strikes and ocean noise. Underwater noise pollution interrupts the normal behavior of right whales and interferes with their communication.

What changed & how?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 05, 2023 12:26 PM (GshMh)

372 Buck
There is zero evidence that offshore wind development has ever killed even one whale
Most whale death seem to have been caused by humans Interaction either ship strikes or entanglements.
Offshore wind contract contract price to sell power is less than 9 cents per kWh
What do you pay?

Posted by: Paul at May 05, 2023 12:28 PM (A5nOj)

373 Nelson Muntz - "Gotta nuke something."

Posted by: Corona at May 05, 2023 12:31 PM (nakGR)

374 206 Oh the Russian "drone strike" . . . the video of the drone approaching the Kremlin and exploding (in the air, it looks like). That can't be real, can it? If so, there's no way that was any kind of military or even professional strike on anything. It looked like a Walmart drone and some consumer-level 4th of July fireworks. We are being trolled . . . .

[ b]Walmart drones with grenades and the like attached have been a serious thing in this Ukraine conflict.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2023 11:38 AM (ZGrMX)


From what I've seen, those are predominantly abandoned vehicles where crews left the hatches open and didn't destroy the vehicle. Doesn't seem to be a "serious thing" in terms of turning the tide of a battle. Possibly, it denies recovery and repair (by both sides). I've seen quite a few videos of them being used against dug in troops, but not during what appears to be a battle. Seems more like harassmement.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at May 05, 2023 12:32 PM (8C7+r)

375 There IS the Jones Act. How will the US get around it to build off shore wind turbines?

The National Law Review, Wed. June 1, 2022: U.S. Customs Agency Issues Guidance on Jones Act Compliance in Connection with Offshore Wind Projects

Yahoo! Life, April 18, 2023: Havfram Wind doubles fleet with order of second Wind Turbine Installation Vessel

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 05, 2023 12:38 PM (GshMh)

376 LOL. Leftist troll Paul at end of last advocating that no proof of whales killed by wind farms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Keyt1)

377 Whoops; In this thread. Why do you hate baby Moby, Paulie?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 12:43 PM (Keyt1)

378 348 331
I'm getting old, yeah old-I'm getting old I tell ya'. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table...
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 05, 2023 12:00 PM (vwCZJ)
_________________

My wife asked me if I wanted super sex. I took the soup!
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 05, 2023 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

; )

Posted by: m at May 05, 2023 01:15 PM (n9Px7)

379 Didn't the greens force the Navy out of Vieques Island near Puerto Rico for such reasons as disturbing the wildlife?

Posted by: PJ at May 05, 2023 01:19 PM (G1dq6)

380 The environmental groups of today are just a shade off of terrorists organizations

If I was putting up windmills, I’d be very wary

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 05, 2023 03:57 PM (ozaby)

381 Sorry Greenpeace you pathetic little Pinheads but since you Eco-Nit-Wits oppose the use of Fossil Fuel even while using Fossil Fuels for t your ships and Zodiacs were going to have to return to Whale Oil Get used to is Green Pests

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 05, 2023 04:34 PM (wGqjj)

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