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Yesterday a Photograph Was Published Showing Biden's Cheat-Sheet for Calling on Reporters Who Had Pre-Screened Their Questions.
Today, CNN Says Republicans are "Seizing" On This Blatant, Stage-Managed Fraud.

The questions were pre-submitted by the corrupt press, and pre-approved by Biden's handlers and Neurologic Nursing Staff.

The corrupt reporter submitted her question in advance, so Biden could be pre-briefed on it and given his talking points.

Then she pretended this question was a "live" one, and Biden pretended to be hearing it for the first time, and answering based upon his own knowledge rather than reading from notes a staffer had written for him.

As David Azzerad said: "Our neurovegetative president."

bidennotecards.jpg

Some would say this is a case of a corrupt, leftwing press colluding with a political figure to work a fraud on the American people, assisting a demented man who can barely function fake his way into press-assisted "lucidity."

CNN says, "This is just how quality CNN journalism is done."

CNN wants you to know that the question was not Identical to the one she actually asked. Just very close to it! So this is totally legit!

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

Meanwhile: @Morning_Joe did not deem it newsworthy that Biden's pressers were yesterday revealed as scripted propaganda

Here's the hot story that MSNBC's Disinformation Specialists Ben Collins and Brandy Zardozny were running down:

msnbcdisinformation.jpg

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In fairness, they also defame Americans by publishing, without doing any fact-checking whatsoever, the false smears of Americans as "Russian Agents" passed on to them by Bill Kristol's buddies at Hamilton68.


Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

2 Oh Snap...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (CCSxw)

3 "Democrats seize upon Trump being on point during hour and a half long improvised presser because of one misspoken word."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

4 We seen for 2 years his cheat sheet on who to call, maybe Sundowner is getting worse

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (xhxe8)

5 Too bad they actually put how to pronounce that broad's name on there for him. That would've been fun to watch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

6 republicans are pouncing again?

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 02:35 PM (Z32m1)

7 Journo-list lives.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:35 PM (lf83v)

8 4 We seen for 2 years his cheat sheet on who to call, maybe Sundowner is getting worse
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (xhxe

========

The addition of the picture of the journalist is new, though. He's definitely getting worse.

And I'm just here for the lulz.

There's nothing more to get from our federal government anymore. Certainly not any protection of my liberties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

9 top 10

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (BRHaw)

10 Has the IRS shown up at this photographer's door yet?

(I know, I know, don't give them any ideas!)

Posted by: Isophorone at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (ZDM+I)

11 Doesn't Mushbrain also have a map of the stage with the names of everybody who's up there with him -- and a big "YOU" to show him his own position?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

12 Has CNN found the plane yet?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (w0p3y)

13 'Their concience has become seared with a hot iron...'

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (mE3sO)

14 Great Meme

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (fjf8M)

15 "It don't matter. None of this matters."

--Carl Brutananadilewski

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (UnA8+)

16 At this point, the Resident is just TOS Captain Pike in his beeping chair.


Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

17 One page has a picture of a toilet, to remind him not to crap his pants again.

Posted by: Roland HTG at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (j40lz)

18 But Trump said pu$$y!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (ncXxy)

19 Their concience has become seared with a hot iron...'
Posted by: Eromero


Truth

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (tQL7r)

20 My bush has not been "Stage Manged". It's the real thing.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (SchQD)

21 "It don't matter. None of this matters."

--Carl Brutananadilewski
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023


***
Okay, Fletch. We know it's you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (J2vNu)

22 So they are dragging out 4chan and Qanon again ..... Sure white supremacists were the only ones watching Tucker... he's so right winged he had Glen Greenwald on regularly

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (bs+z0)

23 TV I want to watch:

The Resident and Fetterman having a conversation with each other.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

24 "Democrats seize upon Trump being on point during hour and a half long improvised presser because of one misspoken word."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)


Remember when covfefe was evidence of mental decline and not fat fingers?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (z99Zw)

25 Reading the shitposting on the Chans then passing that off as having your finger on the pulse of huuuuwite suuuupremacy

LOL

Clown world.

Posted by: ballistic at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (oXNqT)

26 4chan is far-right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)

27 Ace - Have you caught the story on Blinken trading his wife's Snizz for influence with Hunter/Joe?

The best part. His wife's name is Evan.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (fjf8M)

28 chatbot wrote both the question and the answer

Posted by: henry at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (JMDly)

29 Is this is where I say, "I'd hit her"? The reporter on the cue card, you degenerates.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (Zo+Li)

30 Are your norms not restored????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (jzzG8)

31 6 republicans are pouncing again?
Posted by: rd

I thought we were cynically leveraging.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (1KCcl)

32 My bush has not been "Stage Manged". It's the real thing.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023


***
Well, if it has mange, I'm sure there's a powder to treat that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

33 Joe does look tough and cool in his aviators.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

34 24 Remember when covfefe was evidence of mental decline and not fat fingers?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (z99Zw)

========

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

35 See you guys! Kamala doesn't need a cheat sheet. She's smart not dumb like everyone says!!

Her two terms will be so full of history there won't be enough Venn diagrams to contain it all.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (FmJ6a)

36 Propaganda organs find it is easier and more accurate to just publish the DNC press releases, rather than risk a deviation from the daily messaging.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (0YFuX)

37 YOU call on the person in the picture.

YOU read the provided answer.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (fjf8M)

38 But Joe has his Bad Ass glasses on.

That means he's a bad ass.

Bad Ass, c'mon man.

Bad ass. Don't mess with me.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)

39 And people *still* think there is some grand plan to eject him and that the media has turned on Biden.

More like the media has "turned on" Biden.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (py2fD)

40
It's the aviator specs, man! They're the key to this mystery!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (pNxlR)

41 So they are dragging out 4chan and Qanon again ..... Sure white supremacists were the only ones watching Tucker... he's so right winged he had Glen Greenwald on regularly
Posted by: It's me Donna


I know, right? Is 4chan even a thing, anymore?

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (tQL7r)

42 Some one needs to slip Joe Biden his cliff notes in Klingon like what happened to Frasier.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (88eQ2)

43 Next they will be handing him one of those kids menus you can color on!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (BRHaw)

44 Things like this make my hope every day he will stroke out.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (xhxe8)

45 I watched the CNN video. Blinky the reporter girl is lying her ass off.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (dTFZY)

46 4chan is far-right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)


Don't they like to mock people with a low IQ and no sense of humor? Seems legit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (z99Zw)

47 Seize and pounce is a textbook reframe. They never change the shape of that well because they don't have to.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (py2fD)

48 Zadrozny, Zooey Zephyr. I'm unraveling one of these AOS mysteries.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (2bFN5)

49 33 I think it’s some dumb idea to hide that he is reading.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

50 22 So they are dragging out 4chan and Qanon again ..... Sure white supremacists were the only ones watching Tucker... he's so right winged he had Glen Greenwald on regularly
____

"white supremacist" is one of those non-falsifiable terms with added guilt by association powers. The left loves the blood-libel tactic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (fs1hN)

51
CNN Says Republicans are "Seizing" On This Blatant, Stage-Manged Fraud.

I thought 'manged' might have been a typo but it actually works.

adj. Refers to anything that is mangled or damaged, usually beyond repair.

Is there a better word to describe the Age of Biden?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (enJYY)

52
Out: Who is John Galt?
In: Who is John Gill?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (W2KTC)

53 >>> Ace - Have you caught the story on Blinken trading his wife's Snizz for influence with Hunter/Joe?
The best part. His wife's name is Evan.

no, what's this? what do I search for? I assume "snizz" won't bring it up.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (iHBZj)

54
I swear that one of these days I'm gonna be rich by marketing my Republickan Pouncing and Seizing Workout System.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (n+4am)

55 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

56 The Media: We believe in freedom of the press, especially when the government tells us what we can ask of the government.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (lf83v)

57 53 >>> Ace - Have you caught the story on Blinken trading his wife's Snizz for influence with Hunter/Joe?
The best part. His wife's name is Evan.

no, what's this? what do I search for? I assume "snizz" won't bring it up.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (iHBZj)

=========

"Wow...porn has gotten as in the weeds political as SNL..."
-After the search with "snizz"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

58 CNN says, "This is just how quality CNN journalism is done."
-------

Well it's certainly evidence that quality journalism is done.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (py2fD)

59 Zadrozny, Zooey Zephyr. I'm unraveling one of these AOS mysteries.
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2023


***
Veronika Zemanova. That's who I'd like to unravel. Or at least her sweater.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

60 There's a Gouveia short of it on youtube, now.

Cut from his AM Member Stream.


And I know how much you like Members.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (fjf8M)

61 adj. Refers to anything that is mangled or damaged, usually beyond repair.

Is there a better word to describe the Age of Biden?
___

And I ask for your ballot, so I can finish the job!

Posted by: Joe Basement Biden at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (fs1hN)

62 Moar seizing please.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (lf83v)

63 Hah, they phonicsed Courtney last name for the Pedophile Puppet.

He probably would've called her Chutney Submarine if not for that.

Posted by: spindrift at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (ivvNA)

64 The president wears an earpiece that's not even remotely disguised?

Huh.


"Salute the Marines."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

65 no, what's this? what do I search for? I assume "snizz" won't bring it up.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (iHBZj)


Search for snizz. All that comes up is a quote - "Blinken is a pimp. He could never have outfought (fill in random name here)."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (z99Zw)

66
"Salute the Marines."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

"End quote."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)

67 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

68 Didn't think I could despise anyone more than I did Obama. I am wrong, again.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Bvzwx)

69 Blinking Snizz ran for about three weeks off Broadway in the early 90s.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (w0p3y)

70 Leslie Nielsen would have made a better Joe Biden.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (fjf8M)

71 Ben Collins wears a buttplug all day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

72 The girl looks kind of hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

73 So Biden requires a name AND a photograph with the scripted quesiton and answer? It would be nice to hear from an actual neurologist as to what stage of Alzheimer's that represents.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (KSNKu)

74 It also has an I.D. photo; name and phonetic name pronunciation because he can't even remember basic items like those. Also, basic words EMPHASIZED in CAPS.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Vwz3I)

75 67 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.
_________

On the same day as Jeff Goldblum?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)

76 73 So Biden requires a name AND a photograph with the scripted quesiton and answer? It would be nice to hear from an actual neurologist as to what stage of Alzheimer's that represents.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (KSNKu)

=======

The "Rules America with an Iron Fist" stage.

Most miss it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

77 20 My bush has not been "Stage Manged". It's the real thing.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (SchQD)

So, not a merkin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

78 72 The girl looks kind of hot.
_________

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (lf83v)

79 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)


Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (DRSnL)

80 4chan is far-right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)



They DID do an epic takedown of Shia Lebouf.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Saw a video of Joe at the WH one evening this week at a reception for the president of South Korea. The SK president is a big fan of Don McLean and ended up singing a few lines of American Pie, after which Biden handed him a signed Don McLean guitar. Biden looked so incredibly old and feeble, despite being in formal wear. His eyes were alway behind whatever he was trying to look at , those of you with very old or impaired relatives know what I am describing.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (6yC8m)

82 75 67 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.
_________

On the same day as Jeff Goldblum?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)

John Wayne passed away. Dammit. We'll never see his like again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

83 Does Courtney do butt stuff?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (D8mow)

84 This isn't a big deal to the media because this is how it has always been done.

Also, Ben Collins would have you believe that white supremacy is the greatest threat to mankind and simultaneously in shambles because Tucker has been removed from his Fox seat.

Were that all threats crumbled so easily.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

85 Why are the corners of Joe's mouth so droopy? Is he mid stroke?

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

86 73 So Biden requires a name AND a photograph with the scripted quesiton and answer? It would be nice to hear from an actual neurologist as to what stage of Alzheimer's that represents.
_____

They don't want him to ad-lib. Can't risk having him say something about 7-11's with the Indian looking reporter.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (fs1hN)

87 Editors at the LAT must be really happy at their puppet show being exposed like that.

But is there anything like shame anymore? I'd ask Jerry Springer, but he's in dispose at the moment.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (nnp+f)

88 74 It also has an I.D. photo; name and phonetic name pronunciation because he can't even remember basic items like those. Also, basic words EMPHASIZED in CAPS.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Vwz3I)

But there's nothing unusual with that..... Joe's as sharp as a tack !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

89 Veronika Zemanova. That's who I'd like to unravel. Or at least her sweater.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (J2vNu)


I'm partial to Zuzana Zeleznovova myself.

Posted by: spindrift at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (ivvNA)

90 Big Bopper AND Buddy Holly?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

91 -
Bob Hope has died.
--

There's no one left alive who is old enough to give the eulogy.

Posted by: irright at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (SchQD)

92 I wrote an advice column both questions and answers. People loved it.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (mE3sO)

93 Guessing maybe Solomon is the source.

More Hunter emails linking him to 2010 State Department meetings with Blinken and then linking Blinken's wife to Hunter.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:46 PM (fjf8M)

94 If Norm Macdonald dies I'm gonna flip my shit

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (py2fD)

95 "White supremacist forums and prominent white nationalist influencers are in shambles
after Tucker Carlson's firing."

Nobody can be dumb enough to think there's an ounce of material truth to that. Except for this guy who looks like he's spent too much time behind a 7-11 doing that thing with his mouth for Slurpees and Sno Balls.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (63An5)

96 Leslie Nielsen would have made a better Joe Biden.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM


Lloyd Bridges in his ADM "Tug" Benson persona.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Wnv9h)

97 79 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (DRSnL)

In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (FmJ6a)

98 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (DRSnL)


There's a rumor going around that Tucker Carlson is out at FOX.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (z99Zw)

99 20 My bush has not been "Stage Manged".
__________

Same problem yesterday with "Vetrinary" and "Becaue".

I beginning to wonder if John has long mustache?

Posted by: Spell Checker at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (lf83v)

100 CNN: Republicans "seizing" on reporters asking Biden scripted questions

-------

I'm old enough to remember no scripted press -- or debate (here's looking at you, Hillary) -- questions for Reagan or Trump.

You will be made to be a One-Party State Leviathan ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (W2KTC)

101 Everything is rigged.
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.

Posted by: And this is no exception at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (N2NOk)

102 _________

On the same day as Jeff Goldblum?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)



I'm not dead.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Remember, McCarthy is supposed to be negotiating with Potato Joe about the debt ceiling. The GOPe, playing along that the potato is in charge while all along they know who is running the country.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zo+Li)

104 I must admit I have no idea what 4chan and Qanon are!

But then again I have lived all my life in the south and in 63 years never met anyone with the Klan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (BRHaw)

105 Potemkin president. Aided and abetted by a Potemkin media.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (sVtYq)

106 Joe does look tough and cool in his aviators.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (eGTCV)


Walter

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

107 Veronika Zemanova. That's who I'd like to unravel. Or at least her sweater.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

Damn. That's older school. Same vintage as Adele Stephens and Sydney Moon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

108 >>Lloyd Bridges in his ADM "Tug" Benson persona.

"Mandelbaum!"

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (fjf8M)

109 The "Rules America with an Iron Fist" stage.

Most miss it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

Until it hits them up side the head for not changing his Depends quickly enough.

This is ludicrous.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (KSNKu)

110 Check out this weird email from Blinken to Hunter:

"You will love this," Blinken wrote to Hunter on July 22, 2015, "after you left, Marjorie, the wonderful african american woman who sits in my outer office (and used to be Colin Powell's assistant) said to me: ‘He sure is pleasant on the eyes.’ Tell you wife."

https://tinyurl.com/t6vshva6

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 President Kennedy shot in Dallas!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

112 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)


That's certainly going to hamper Bing Crosby in the next "Road To..." movie.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (zB/T/)

113 If the Persona Non Grata fka Trump had taken a single scripted question, imagine the global uproar.

Fuckers actually forced him to take a dementia test.

Norms restored!

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (py2fD)

114 I'm slogging through compliance testing today.

Just fucking kill me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (zgRls)

115 103 Remember, McCarthy is supposed to be negotiating with Potato Joe about the debt ceiling. The GOPe, playing along that the potato is in charge while all along they know who is running the country.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zo+Li)

========

I can't wait for the complete folding of McCarthy accompanied by fundraising emails talking about how he did everything he could, but next time we'll totally get 'em!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

116 In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM


*shakes fist*

Damn it, you beat me to it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (Wnv9h)

117 What I found particularly informative is how Zombie Joe explain how We invented the microchip. Also, how he likes the peanut butter to be on top in his PBJ or he won't eat it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (KVGVf)

118
Walter
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (gmo/4)


Exactly... Only Walter is sharp

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (bs+z0)

119 So Biden requires a name AND a photograph with the scripted quesiton and answer?
__________

So the White House requires photo ID for journalists but not for voters?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (lf83v)

120 Someone told me that Stevie Ray Vaughn died in a helicopter crash.

PLEASE tell me that's not true. He's one of the all time greats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Also: Biden’s cheatsheets have pronunciation guides for reporter’s names. That might be even more embarrassing. He doesn’t even know how to pronounce their names? Well, to be fair we really can't expect this ancient racist fuck to be able to pronounce a brown-skin’s name like Courtney Subramanian.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

122 >>Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)


That's the one. He was looking for a Bull.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (fjf8M)

123 "Far-right laments Tucker Carlson's ouster, and loss of their shot at the mainstream"

I love how the MSM pumps their chests and fakes their own legitimacy while viewership has crashed across the board over the last few years- including at Fox.

Yeah, sure. Everyone watches the MSM, said nobody ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (63An5)

124 From YouTube on Hunter and Blinken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ1-3eAeODc

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

125 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)


Just what you'd expect a dead guy to say.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (z99Zw)

126 Democracy dies without preprinted questions and answers for a geriatric corrupto-sham president.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (sVtYq)

127 In other news, Francisco Franco is still dead.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM



Julio Franco, on the other hand, is simply retired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

128 The problem is, at least 45% of Americans do NOT give a shit about any of this. Not the corrupt Biden family or the fact that our government hates the majority of the citizens.

They are loudly applauding the demise of America.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (6Tc2R)

129 Ben Collins wears a buttplug all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Tommy Collins > Ben Collins

Posted by: Leonard at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (88eQ2)

130 Biden is frowning because the cue card has no scratch n sniff

Posted by: henry at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (JMDly)

131 They DID do an epic takedown of Shia Lebouf.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)


That was hilarious. Anyway, I thought they just liked f*cking with people in general. I didn't think it was targeted on the left.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

132 So, these aren't press conferences. These are skits.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (WyYGo)

133 Zadrozny, Zooey Zephyr.
--------------
Zayons!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (Vwz3I)

134 125 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Just what you'd expect a dead guy to say.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (z99Zw)

Wait a sec. Has anyone seen him recently?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

135 Ben Collins wears a buttplug all day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Looks more like a butt plug wears Ben Collins all day.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

136 102 _________

On the same day as Jeff Goldblum?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)


I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Just wait...

Posted by: zombie Abe Vigoda at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (CCSxw)

137 81 Saw a video of Joe at the WH one evening this week at a reception for the president of South Korea. The SK president is a big fan of Don McLean and ended up singing a few lines of American Pie, after which Biden handed him a signed Don McLean guitar. Biden looked so incredibly old and feeble, despite being in formal wear. His eyes were alway behind whatever he was trying to look at , those of you with very old or impaired relatives know what I am describing.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (6yC8m)

++++
The reason for the aviators. His eyes are a big giveaway as to his lucidity. The ear-piece on the other hand is so he can be alerted to the latest extra tip-top state secrets in real time.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (Bvzwx)

138 >>So, these aren't press conferences. These are skits.


LARP

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (fjf8M)

139 73 So Biden requires a name AND a photograph with the scripted quesiton and answer? It would be nice to hear from an actual neurologist as to what stage of Alzheimer's that represents.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Midpoint. My parent is in memory care dealing with both Alzheimers and vascular dementia. Basically, you get very unstable person prone to rages and then reasonableness. Changes in any routine upset the applecart. My parent can still read and watch television but increasingly the past becomes part truth and part fiction and there is no short term or mid term memory anymore. As in my parent can see a doctor one day or even have an ambulance take them to the hospital and totally forget it the next day. The higher the iq, the more that a person can mask it by using context in conversation to fill in the blanks.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (z1H1U)

140
That was hilarious. Anyway, I thought they just liked f*cking with people in general. I didn't think it was targeted on the left.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)



That's IT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Zadrozny, Zooey Zephyr.
--------------
Zayons!
Posted by: andycanuck


Zardoz then! Zardoz now! Zardoz forever!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (Y6puj)

142 Zadrozny, Zooey Zephyr.
--------------
Zayons!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:50 PM (Vwz3I)



We need a ZOD sighting, just to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

143 138 >>So, these aren't press conferences. These are skits.


LARP
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (fjf8M)

=======

Yarp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

144 I don't "seize." I "pounce." Pouncing has an elegant, cat-like feral quality to it. Seizing sounds like something you do after drinking Bud Light.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

145 So, these aren't press conferences. These are skits.

--

All they need is to roll out a grand piano with Cher laying across the top singing "Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one..."

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (sVtYq)

146 Yeah, sure. Everyone watches the MSM, said nobody ever.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (63An5)


So, what the hell is MSNBC and CNN going to do once Fox is firmly in the MOR camp? Just like their ratings plummeted when Trump was gone, they're about to be fresh out of far-right enemies to attack.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (zB/T/)

147 Zardoz then! Zardoz now! Zardoz forever!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (Y6puj)

THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (NtVYv)

148 -
So, these aren't press conferences. These are skits.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer -
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The Potato-Joe Follies!

Posted by: irright at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (SchQD)

149 110 Check out this weird email from Blinken to Hunter:

"You will love this," Blinken wrote to Hunter on July 22, 2015, "after you left, Marjorie, the wonderful african american woman who sits in my outer office (and used to be Colin Powell's assistant) said to me: ‘He sure is pleasant on the eyes.’ Tell you wife."

https://tinyurl.com/t6vshva6
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

As much as I loathe Henry Kissinger, there is no way in hell he ever wrote something this insipid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (KSNKu)

150 =======

Yarp.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)



Eep Opp Ork Ah Ahh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Yarp.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

That's how the cookie crumbles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

152 Zardoz > Crom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

153 Waiting here on tarmac for Big Bopper and Buddy Holly to arrive on N3794N. Almost selfie time! Squeeeeeeee...!!!!

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (py2fD)

154 The problem is, at least 45% of Americans do NOT give a shit about any of this. Not the corrupt Biden family or the fact that our government hates the majority of the citizens.

They are loudly applauding the demise of America.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (6Tc2R)


Wait until they learn what happens next.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (z99Zw)

155 I thought Biden wears an earpiece to keep brain cells from falling out.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

156 The next stage is the White House just sending out the transcripts of the press conferences to the waiting media to print. The excitement will be for the reporters to see if they are recorded as having asked a question. Nothing changes for the rest of us, they tell us what they want us to hear. Cleaner, simpler.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (oWBc3)

157 144 I don't "seize." I "pounce." Pouncing has an elegant, cat-like feral quality to it. Seizing sounds like something you do after drinking Bud Light.
------------------
My cat 'Pouncer' appreciates your kind and correct words regarding her name.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (D8mow)

158 Our press is so horribly, cringingly awful, I'm leaning towards it's more a case where the White House gives the press pool lickspittles a list of questions that they're allowed to ask.

Posted by: Biergood at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (FQWHA)

159 wait, so a journalist is scouring the bowels of reddit or whatever to say "tucker bad because fan is bad"?

shit, this continues to amaze me that the feral underbelly of the left never gets used against them, from black on white crime videos, white fragility racism from democrats, tranny violence, antifa violence, union thug violence, enviro violence, and crazy cat lady slurs.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (MLrvz)

160 All they need is to roll out a grand piano with Cher laying across the top singing "Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one..."
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (sVtYq)

Or Madeline Khan as Lilly von Schtupp doing her nightclub act from Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

161 Krull>Zardoz > Crom

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (NtVYv)

162 Democracy dies without preprinted questions and answers for a geriatric corrupto-sham president.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (sVtYq)

And just wait until you find out who writes the questions...

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (py2fD)

163 "...wrote a 4chan user."

I never know if it's satire or if they really think 4chan is a reputable source.

Posted by: Editor at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (EMc5E)

164 Breaking news:

Bob Hope has died.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

---------

I learned earlier this morning from garrett that Phil Hartman is no longer with us. RIP.

As G'rump928(c) noted: "He will be missed."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (W2KTC)

165 Hmm, Blinkin's wife is a looker. I assumed he was gay. Maybe they are swingers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (fs1hN)

166 152 Zardoz > Crom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

167 no, what's this? what do I search for? I assume "snizz" won't bring it up.
Posted by: ace at A

////////////

damn, dudes, I tried to make "Blinken's wife's boyfriend Hunter" happen yesterday.

yeah, I guess being a druggie loser isn't that big of a turn off when you got a ten inch crank.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (MLrvz)

168 I must admit I have no idea what 4chan and Qanon are!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM

Same.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (GwxCX)

169 ‘He sure is pleasant on the eyes.’

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)


Someone get that woman to Spec Savers, stat!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

170 Zod. Neil Zod.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:55 PM (Vwz3I)

171 So there is no Hope?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 02:55 PM (FVME7)

172 Zod>Krull>Zardoz > Crom

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

173
THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (NtVYv)



Like, sunflower seeds?

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at April 27, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Why are the corners of Joe's mouth so droopy? Is he mid stroke?
Posted by: NL

Resting bitch face.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (ckWwx)

175 But I read Kamala is "too embarrassing" for these shameless cunts.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (py2fD)

176 "...wrote a 4chan user."

I never know if it's satire or if they really think 4chan is a reputable source.

Posted by: Editor at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (EMc5E)

--------

Maybe Elon can buy them and implement a paid blue checkmark system.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (W2KTC)

177 Even the "Joe you're too old to run" question was stage managed.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (2YtOq)

178 Fox is desperately trying to keep Tucker off an alternative platform using his contract as a legal threat. They will stretch it out as long as possible because they know it's not just the death of Fox, it's the death of the MSM. Nobody believes or trusts them. AMF

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (63An5)

179 CNN: Republicans "seizing" on reporters asking Biden scripted questions

****

From the people who brought you "Trump puts ketchup on steak, two scoops Donnie, and here's what flavor ice cream Biden picked today".

However much you may hate our media, just remember it's never enough.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (wb1YC)

180 so yeah, the left can riot throughout 2020 and then entrap 1000 peaceful protestors, hide the video evidence for 2 years, and then ponder why folks are mad

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:57 PM (MLrvz)

181 Even the "Joe you're too old to run" question was stage managed.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (2YtOq)



It's like The Truman Show, only different.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at April 27, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

182 "Democrats seize upon Trump being on point during hour and a half long improvised presser because of one misspoken word." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch
_________________

Cripes, remember when Trump accidentally said "airports" instead of "seaports" in one speech? Made headlines for days.

Posted by: MartynWW at April 27, 2023 02:57 PM (Ur3df)

183 Fox is desperately trying to keep Tucker off an alternative platform using his contract as a legal threat.

/////////

sure, whatever, tucker has fuck you money.

and he likes to say fuck you

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:57 PM (MLrvz)

184 Even the "Joe you're too old to run" question was stage managed.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (2YtOq)



Did he challenge the asker to a pushup contest or to take them behind the gym and fight?

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at April 27, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

185 163 "...wrote a 4chan user."

I never know if it's satire or if they really think 4chan is a reputable source.
Posted by: Editor

Probably posted by the author of the piece themself to authenticate it. What people do on screen or in print that we call journalists essentially use bits and bobs of facts to build a story for the plebes. Often those 'facts' are actually manipulated or even made up. Take the MSM about on the level of fairy tales--there is an overarching narrative--wypipo bad but not real resemblance to reality.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (z1H1U)

186 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

187 well, life's unfair.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (MLrvz)

188 149 110 Check out this weird email from Blinken to Hunter:

"You will love this," Blinken wrote to Hunter on July 22, 2015, "after you left, Marjorie, the wonderful african american woman who sits in my outer office (and used to be Colin Powell's assistant) said to me: ‘He sure is pleasant on the eyes.’ Tell you wife."

https://tinyurl.com/t6vshva6
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

As much as I loathe Henry Kissinger, there is no way in hell he ever wrote something this insipid.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (KSNKu)

I know. He didn't even capitalize African American. The fuck?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

189 Breaking news:



Groucho, Harpo & Zeppo decide to break up the act.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (gmo/4)

190 The elf who wanted to be a dentist had a nicer personality than any of the prominent left wing WH journalists", I expect

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (Keyt1)

191 101 Everything is rigged.
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: And this is no exception at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (N2NOk)

And broken....don't forget broken....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (Gduvq)

192 Fox. Your source for rusted news.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (63An5)

193 @98

>>There's a rumor going around that Tucker Carlson is out at FOX.

WTF!!! How? When?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (up/3i)

194 Get the names of ALL the reporters that submitted to this totalitarian horseshit. Bombard them and their editors with emails telling them what cowards and bootlickers they are! Don't let up.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (MvF+J)

195 Why are the corners of Joe's mouth so droopy?
__________

Joe sad. Joe not getting reach-around love from Ukraine and China anymore.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

196 Veronika Zemanova. That's who I'd like to unravel. Or at least her sweater.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023
*
Damn. That's older school. Same vintage as Adele Stephens and Sydney Moon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023


***
Timeless, she is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (J2vNu)

197 -
So there is no Hope?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks -
--

Nope. And yes, we have no bananas.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Belafonte at April 27, 2023 02:59 PM (SchQD)

198 most of leftoid press is performative.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:59 PM (MLrvz)

199 Some people ask the 4chan community about health related issues.
I wonder about them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm, yum yum diesel chicken at April 27, 2023 02:59 PM (jTmQV)

200 Aaaaaannnnd. . . Iran has seized an oil tanker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)

201 I say to the Demedia: Duh.

Both your headline and the fact that we are "seizing" on show the complicity of the media, idiots.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2023 03:00 PM (krQz2)

202 You want to be an Eternal.
You'd settle with being an Exterminator.
You'll end up as a Brutal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

203 I was in the Springer audience once. On the way out, I shook his hand and told him what a great show it was. He looked at me like "What, are you fucking nuts?!?"

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:00 PM (MvF+J)

204 damn, dudes, I tried to make "Blinken's wife's boyfriend Hunter" happen yesterday.

yeah, I guess being a druggie loser isn't that big of a turn off when you got a ten inch crank.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (MLrvz)

And fame/notoriety and money.

NO NO NO say the tradcons, women want good, kind, nice, agreeable, reliable, straight-arrow, sober-minded, squeaky-clean scrupulously moral men! Ignore all their actions to the contrary!

Posted by: It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now at April 27, 2023 03:01 PM (N2NOk)

205 yeah, Tucker's twitter video only has 20 times as many views as his Fox show got, in only 18 hours. 60 million views so far. obviously, his goose is cooked.

Posted by: x at April 27, 2023 03:01 PM (ZBPE2)

206 Boomers at the gym constantly change the TV channel to MSNBC. It's hilarious they think it's going to change someone's mind. It's all a stunt to ensure they don't see any facts which conflicts with their phony worldview. Today it was all "Biden Beats Trump by a huge margin". Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (63An5)

207 NO NO NO say the tradcons, women want good, kind, nice, agreeable, reliable, straight-arrow, sober-minded, squeaky-clean scrupulously moral men! Ignore all their actions to the contrary!

//

Mrs. Blinken was just upset that George Will was off the market

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (MLrvz)

208 Now I really want to make burritos. MMmmmm. Get some sour cream. More shredded cheese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

209 But I read Kamala is "too embarrassing" for these shameless cunts.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (py2fD)

---------

Kamala as POTUS would do for future Affirmative Action "black" women what DogEater did for future Affirmative Action black gay men.

See #DrunkDonLeMon ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (W2KTC)

210 C'mon, man! It's all microchips and ball-bearings! Not a joke!

Posted by: Zombie Joe at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (KVGVf)

211 LINDBERGH MADE IT!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (FVME7)

212 Fox is desperately trying to keep Tucker off an alternative platform using his contract as a legal threat. They will stretch it out as long as possible because they know it's not just the death of Fox, it's the death of the MSM. Nobody believes or trusts them. AMF
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 02:56 PM (63An


I'm guessing (hoping) that when the contract was drafted, they never considered the rise of alternate media and podcasts in general. There may very well be a loophole where Tucker can do whatever he wants outside of typical broadcast media. But the clock is ticking, he will become less and less relevant as time passes, and less effective. We need some sane stable voices. Meanwhile Crowder and Owens are imploding in some sort of bizarre right-wing infighting that's helping nobody.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (zB/T/)

213 Posted by: It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now at April 27, 2023 03:01 PM (N2NOk)

Wouldn't it depend on the particular women?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (Keyt1)

214 @200

>>Aaaaaannnnd. . . Iran has seized an oil tanker.

That's ok, I'm sure The Junta will trade a couple of top line terrorists and offer a couple of pallets of US largesse as ransom.


** THE ADULTS **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (up/3i)

215 211 LINDBERGH MADE IT!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (FVME7)

=======

The baby?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

216
hahahaha,, did-uh,, d-d-did you,, you-uh see t-that?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (vwCZJ)

217 So there is no Hope?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks -
---
Hope's my daughter.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (krQz2)

218 202 You want to be an Eternal.
You'd settle with being an Exterminator.
You'll end up as a Brutal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but, free Webleys!

Posted by: The outfits...eh not so great at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (N2NOk)

219 Also note that the question involves a fairly complex issue: Semiconductor manufacturing. They need to make it look like these are the matters keeping Joe up at night, not bladder control issues, not like people say.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (wzAuc)

220 Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (63An5)

Ace of Spades bloodletting!

The hirsute blogger keeps bring up Trump v Desantis!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

221 Robert Vaughn, famous as Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., has passed away. Bring out your pen communicators, all, and open Channel D.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu)

222 Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (63An5)

I guess the Boomers who post here don't go to your gym?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (Keyt1)

223 So there is no Hope?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks -

Hope Hicks ? Yes !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (NtVYv)

224 Get the names of ALL the reporters that submitted to this totalitarian horseshit. Bombard them and their editors with emails telling them what cowards and bootlickers they are! Don't let up.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 02:58 PM (MvF+J)

Nah on second thought we'll just make a comment about how women all deserve to have rape babies.

Posted by: The GOP at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (py2fD)

225 @205

>>yeah, Tucker's twitter video only has 20 times as many views as his Fox show got, in only 18 hours. 60 million views so far. obviously, his goose is cooked.

Sure, but the real trick is monetizing that number of clicks.

Maybe Tucker can take Only Fans legit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (up/3i)

226 178 Fox is desperately trying to keep Tucker off an alternative platform using his contract as a legal threat. They will stretch it out as long as possible because they know it's not just the death of Fox, it's the death of the MSM. Nobody believes or trusts them. AMF
Posted by: Marcus T

A long substack article by Greg Price, dunno about accuracy, says that basically Murdoch Sr. is calling the shots and simply is issuing bat shit crazy diktats, freaks out about any discussion of G-d and seeing a bible, and is still running the show.

Pretty clear that Murdoch disdains religion if he doesn't actively hate it. Glen Beck mentioned that Murdoch actually counted how many times Beck said G-d on his show. His latest rejected gf/fiance had a Bible out and Murdoch freaked.

There are also rumors that the Murdochs regularly exchanged DMs that dumped on their audience and their religions explicitly and in no uncertain terms. That comes from both the settlement talks and Murdoch Sr. loss in court over having to be deposed over the Dominion lawsuit. Settlement came the next week.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (z1H1U)

227 CNN wants you to know that the question was not Identical to the one she actually asked. Just very close to it! So this is totally legit!
---
So if you steal the answers to a test and rewrite the questions just slightly, that's not really cheating because you forgot the actual questions on the test!

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (krQz2)

228 I think the first order of response to the seizing of the tanker by Iran is that gas prices will go up even more than they have in the past three weeks.

We're gonna get hosed. Like we always do.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)

229 Those zany Persians took an oil tanker? Why? All they ever have to do is ask, and the Americans will cough up whatever they want.

I guess I shouldn't keep calling them Americans, though. The Washingtonians maybe?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (oINRc)

230 OMG! McKinley has been shot!

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)

231 I don't do gyms. I do some stretching, some lifting and some tai chi at home.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm, yum yum diesel chicken at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (jTmQV)

232 MSM will be fawinng over Biden to show how prepared he is, unlike that brute Trump who would just speak off-the-cuff.

Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (cUYo/)

233 223 So there is no Hope?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks -

Hope Hicks ? Yes !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (NtVYv)

*fistbump*

Smoke show.

https://is.gd/UNoWhL

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

234 230 OMG! McKinley has been shot!
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)

========

Again?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

235 Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023


***
Niles's wife is a pollster now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

236 215 211 LINDBERGH MADE IT!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (FVME7)

=======

The baby?
________

The cheese.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (lf83v)

237 214 @200

>>Aaaaaannnnd. . . Iran has seized an oil tanker.

That's ok, I'm sure The Junta will trade a couple of top line terrorists and offer a couple of pallets of US largesse as ransom.


** THE ADULTS **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (up/3i)
_____________________
Iran: Let's ram another tanker with a skiff and scream the tanker hit our ship. The Americans fall for it every time

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (2bFN5)

238 Greg Price @greg_price11 · 1h
Joe Biden couldn't remember the last country he traveled to as president, which a child reminded him was Ireland literally a week ago.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/
1651635719016783889

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)

239 Boomers at the gym constantly change the TV channel to MSNBC. It's hilarious they think it's going to change someone's mind. It's all a stunt to ensure they don't see any facts which conflicts with their phony worldview. Today it was all "Biden Beats Trump by a huge margin". Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (63An5)



Meanwhile, there's seven other 'polls' that say Biden loses by double digits to "generic republican."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

240 OMG! McKinley has been shot!
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023


***
A nation mourns as President Garfield lies in state . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

241 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Not enough "Um's" or "Ah's" to be a believable Jeff Goldblum

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (N1tpc)

242 239 Meanwhile, there's seven other 'polls' that say Biden loses by double digits to "generic republican."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

243 Bidens on a roll today. Couldn't remember the last country he had visited until a little kid yelled "Ireland " which he had visited a week and a half ago. He also said he had 6 grandkids, completely ignoring the granddaughter in Arkansas. Top men

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (ErSgq)

244 "I guess the Boomers who post here don't go to your gym?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 03:03 PM (Keyt1)"

The conservative boomers at my gym go to work out and throat punch the liberals for changing the tv channels. They are few, but sporty.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (63An5)

245 Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.

--

I bet Marist also had Granny Cankles literally wiping the floor with Trump up til the day before the election.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (sVtYq)

246 Joe Biden couldn't remember the last country he traveled to as president, which a child reminded him was Ireland literally a week ago.
______

Ireland's not a country. It's a holiday in March.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (lf83v)

247 Er, Ah I'm, um, not dead?

Posted by: the REAL Jeff Goldblum at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (N1tpc)

248 231 I don't do gyms. I do some stretching, some lifting and some tai chi at home.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm, yum yum diesel chicken at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (jTmQV)

Chai tea > tai chi

Posted by: Maybe not. I just like the way it sounds. at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (N2NOk)

249 225 @205

>>yeah, Tucker's twitter video only has 20 times as many views as his Fox show got, in only 18 hours. 60 million views so far. obviously, his goose is cooked.

Sure, but the real trick is monetizing that number of clicks.

Maybe Tucker can take Only Fans legit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

he and Elon are probably talking about stuff

Posted by: x at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (ZBPE2)

250 so yeah, the left can riot throughout 2020 and then entrap 1000 peaceful protestors, hide the video evidence for 2 years, and then ponder why folks are mad
Posted by: sockamster, gator

We're soooo mad, just wait until Trump or DeSantis or Tucker or Gaetz or some other guy saves us, then you'll see we mean business when that one mortal swoops down and saves us.

It's all fun and games wishing for smod until it comes dressed as a feeble disgusting old man and a silly cackling woman. Then what?

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (sOete)

251 C'mon man! I worked with a fella who was featured on both Springer and Cops. He drove a purple Cadillac and had his own stable of prostitutes. All kidding aside!

Posted by: Zombie Joe at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (KVGVf)

252 (Aside: I love that my ID code today is "Nitpick")

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (N1tpc)

253
*fistbump*

Smoke show.

https://is.gd/UNoWhL
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)



She has the look of "I just pulled off an EPIC practical joke."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

254 249 he and Elon are probably talking about stuff
Posted by: x at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (ZBPE2)

=========

Yoga and wedding planning?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

255 I'm a boomer. What's a "gym?"

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (MvF+J)

256 So there is no Hope?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope & Steve Jobs.

Thanks to Biden, we have no Cash, no Hope & no Jobs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (Y6puj)

257 Aaaaaannnnd. . . Iran has seized an oil tanker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)

-------

BREAKING: John F'ing Kerry and James Taylor Dispatched as Special Envoys to Iran for a Performance of "Fire and Rain." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (W2KTC)

258 "Meanwhile, there's seven other 'polls' that say Biden loses by double digits to "generic republican."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)"

If you want a good laugh, look at the Marist methodology. You know if these fools are pushing, it doesn't pass the sniff test.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (63An5)

259 The LA Times put out a statement that they didn't submit that question and they have no idea how it was on Biden's cheat sheet. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (ZGrMX)

260 The pouncing like the foxes nose diving into the snow so far that only the very end of the tail shows and then....

"found it!!" -- snow exploding everywhere

Posted by: micky at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (3byMq)

261 "When I returned, Mary Jo and the car were gone. . . ."

Posted by: Guess Which Kennedy at April 27, 2023 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

262 Yeah, somebody needs to do bit of cleanup on the Carlson thread....why does stormfront insist on leaving droppings after thread is done...,

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 03:09 PM (HmA4g)

263 My first question will be from Courthouse Subterranean.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:09 PM (lf83v)

264 @249

>>he and Elon are probably talking about stuff

An alliance of Elon and Tucker would literally break the internet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:09 PM (up/3i)

265 Shit.

They said it was only a cold.

William Henry Harrison has just died.

I'd let Ace know, but I'm afraid it would send him off the deep end.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (Vwz3I)

266 YOU
YOU
YOU

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

267 Damn, for years I've been wrong about Robert Vaughn being dead. Feels good to be right.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (wzAuc)

268 259 The LA Times put out a statement that they didn't submit that question and they have no idea how it was on Biden's cheat sheet. LOLOLOLOLOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

It's true. The LA Times did not submit the question.

The WH submitted the question to the LA Times, and by saying they have no idea how it got on the sheet, they're talking about which printer at the WH was used.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

269 Pretty clear that Murdoch disdains religion if he doesn't actively hate it. Glen Beck mentioned that Murdoch actually counted how many times Beck said G-d on his show. His latest rejected gf/fiance had a Bible out and Murdoch freaked.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM (z1H1U)


When you're evil, demented, and 92 fucking years old, then frantically trying to believe you aren't going to go to hell in about 4 days should be no surprise to anybody.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (zB/T/)

270 Chai tea > tai chi
Posted by: Maybe not. I just like the way it sounds. at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (N2NOk)


This guy gets it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

271 238 Greg Price @greg_price11 · 1h
Joe Biden couldn't remember the last country he traveled to as president, which a child reminded him was Ireland literally a week ago.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/
1651635719016783889
Posted by: andycanuck

That is about right for mid period dementia and that means that the drugs are increasingly not working anymore. If I had to guess, I would suspect that more of Joe Biden's dementia comes from vascular issues given his past medical history than Alzheimers. Otherwise, I guarantee you they would be giving Biden the apparent new wonder experimental drug dealing with Alzheimers and you would see some improvement instead of this decline.

Vascular is about impossible to treat much as literally the high blood pressure spikes from it damages the delicate structure of the brain in a not repairable way. Same as high bp does to the kidneys and their filtration.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (z1H1U)

272 I want to see pouncing and seizing with ball peen hammers.

Posted by: Bosk at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (VMFAF)

273 So, two idiots and a savant walk into a bar. Bartender says "Good evening Mr. Babbitt and Mr. Biden."

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (ykeLU)

274 The real question is:
Did Joe get stuck in a hedge?

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

275 Ben Collins is such a nobody he doesn't have a Wikipedia page. I don't either, but I'm not a propaganda minister

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (ErSgq)

276 @254

>>Yoga and wedding planning?

No, that was Loretta Lynch and Bubba.

Elon and Tucker would talk G-d, DMT and New England Clam Bakes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (up/3i)

277 When you're evil, demented, and 92 fucking years old, then frantically trying to believe you aren't going to go to hell in about 4 days should be no surprise to anybody.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Gollum who owns Fox News I guess. But the Beck stuff happened years ago when Beck was on Fox.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (z1H1U)

278
I think the first order of response to the seizing of the tanker by Iran is that gas prices will go up even more than they have in the past three weeks.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 03:04 PM


Second order of response is making Kharg Island go up in a massive MOAB drop.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)

279 Democrats don't care. The likes of Kristol don't care about Biden's dementia. In fact they prefer him like that.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (HmA4g)

280 139. Sorry to hear this Whig. I know it’s hard, Nancy Reagan said it best, “The long goodbye “

Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (6yC8m)

281 Sorry to break in, but Julius Caesar has been stabbed on the floor of Pompey's Theater during a meeting of the Senate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

282 This just in from Rome: Aspiring dictator Gaius Julius Caesar has met with a tragic knife wound accident.

Posted by: Roman Senate News Agency, 44 BC at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

283 BREAKING: They shot General Custer

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

284 281 Sorry to break in, but Julius Caesar has been stabbed on the floor of Pompey's Theater during a meeting of the Senate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

282 This just in from Rome: Aspiring dictator Gaius Julius Caesar has met with a tragic knife wound accident.
Posted by: Roman Senate News Agency, 44 BC at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

========

We already heard this at 281, Roman Senate News Agency. Jeez. Keep up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

285 That's certainly going to hamper Bing Crosby in the next "Road To..." movie.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 27, 2023 02:48 PM (zB/T/)

Btw. Bing Crosby has also died. This is one bad day in Mandalay.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (BdMk6)

286 Don't underestimate the ignorance of the "national press core." For the most part they aren't covering for the government-tech complex. They actually have no knowledge of anything we do.

The laptop, to the extent their even aware of it, is a conspiracy theory.





Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (kbqvM)

287 255 I'm a boomer. What's a "gym?"
Posted by: gp
----
Gym is the guy having problems with the anaconda while Merlin Perkins sips a martini and provides commentary.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (z1H1U)

288 Bridal magazine to Budweiser: "Hold my beer."

Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover, draws backlash

https://tinyurl.com/4e4cdetm

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

289 Boomers at the gym constantly change the TV channel to MSNBC. It's hilarious they think it's going to change someone's mind. It's all a stunt to ensure they don't see any facts which conflicts with their phony worldview. Today it was all "Biden Beats Trump by a huge margin". Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:02 PM (63An5)

Blah Blah and I enjoy spending our retirement years working out, eating right, taking Geritol and voting democrat early and often for as much free shit as we can get before we take the eternal dirt nap.

Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer Socialists at April 27, 2023 03:13 PM (88eQ2)

290 We already heard this at 281, Roman Senate News Agency. Jeez. Keep up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

That was kind of a creepy bit of hordemind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

291
YOU
YOU
YOU
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (v0R5T)



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/m1M5Tc7eLCo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

292 BREAKING: They shot General Custer

But now his corpse is walking around with a giant hard-on looking for Indian women. (Man, if someone remade that game today, the wokes might actually all stroke out at once).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:13 PM (ZGrMX)

293 Sorry to break in, but Julius Caesar has been stabbed on the floor of Pompey's Theater during a meeting of the Senate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

282 This just in from Rome: Aspiring dictator Gaius Julius Caesar has met with a tragic knife wound accident.
Posted by: Roman Senate News Agency, 44 BC at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (J2vNu)


Horde mind is scary sometimes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (DRSnL)

294 The LA Times put out a statement that they didn't submit that question and they have no idea how it was on Biden's cheat sheet. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (ZGrMX)

They didn't submit it. The White House submitted it to them.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (py2fD)

295 290 We already heard this at 281, Roman Senate News Agency. Jeez. Keep up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

That was kind of a creepy bit of hordemind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

Just the MSM media trying to spin the story before it gets out of control.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (eYoxG)

296 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (FVME7)

297 This didn't get much press ...

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov faced a chorus of condemnations over the invasion of Ukraine at the United Nations Security Council, where he sought to cast Moscow as the defender of international law while chairing the proceedings despite Russia’s attempt to seize Ukrainian territory.

“None of the pretexts invoked to attack Ukraine in violation of the U.N. Charter has legal merit, not one of them,” said Hernan Perez Loose, Ecuador’s ambassador to the United Nations, through a U.N. interpreter.

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM (RovqD)

298 In response, Roman Senate to take up Knife Violence Reform Act next week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM (lf83v)

299 Brandy Zardozny
Sounds Russian to me.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

300 BREAKING: 360 million people discover there is something called "Bridal Magazine"

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM (py2fD)

301 280 139. Sorry to hear this Whig. I know it’s hard, Nancy Reagan said it best, “The long goodbye “
Posted by: Jen the original
-----------------
Thanks. It is what it is and we have good days and bad days/weeks with her. Last two have been bad weeks. Fortunately, she is getting about the best treatment available in her area which is a research hospital and doctors that is well rated for treatment of dementia and they correspond with local docs.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM (z1H1U)

302 Fun fact: the Senate was meeting in Pompey's Theater that day because the old senate building had been burned to the ground by clashes between Clodius' assholes and assholes sympathetic to Cicero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

303 “None of the pretexts invoked to attack Ukraine in violation of the U.N. Charter has legal merit, not one of them,” said Hernan Perez Loose, Ecuador’s ambassador to the United Nations, through a U.N. interpreter.
__________

When Ecuador becomes the voice of reason. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (lf83v)

304 296 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (FVME7)

Did it fall into a black hole?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (FmJ6a)

305 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.

I thought it arrived in 1989, in the middle of the Vigo the Carpathian panic.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (ZGrMX)

306 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

Damn man. GYOF material

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (py2fD)

307 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (FVME7)



Didn't you know?

https://youtu.be/g42EG7LD1UY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Bridal magazine to Budweiser: "Hold my beer."

Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover, draws backlash

https://tinyurl.com/4e4cdetm
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)


Holy shit. That guy has more back hair than George "The Animal" Steele.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (DRSnL)

309 NO NO NO say the tradcons, women want good, kind, nice, agreeable, reliable, straight-arrow, sober-minded, squeaky-clean scrupulously moral men! Ignore all their actions to the contrary!
Posted by: It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now at April 27, 2023 03:01 PM (N2NOk)

Agatha Christie has her detective, Poirot, talking to a rogue who wants to date a woman with an upright reputation.

He tells Poirot that he must think the rogue has no chance.

Poirot responds that if the rogue had only every done everything right and was a scrupulously honest man, then he would have no chance.

The older generations understood human nature better than we do. (Because we pretend it's something laudable and not damned and fallen.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (N1tpc)

310 Was this a "press conference" or the "press conference", much like "The Big Ten" ?

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:17 PM (RovqD)

311 Does the "Press Conference" have a sudden death playoff ?

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:17 PM (RovqD)

312 33 Joe does look tough and cool in his aviators.

Hey man..... Did I tell you that when I was in the Air Force I flew the SR-71 and broke the world speed record when I went 2,100 Mph and pulled 20 g's in a turn..........

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (X++p7)

313 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (FVME7)


I hope Mrs Astor is safe.

Posted by: spindrift at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (ivvNA)

314 I thought it arrived in 1989, in the middle of the Vigo the Carpathian panic.
Posted by: Ian S.


Better late than never.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (Wy1BU)

315 289 Boomers at the gym constantly change the TV channel to MSNBC. It's hilarious they think it's going to change someone's mind. It's all a stunt to ensure they don't see any facts which conflicts with their phony worldview. Today it was all "Biden Beats Trump by a huge margin". Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.
Posted by: Marcus T

Blah Blah and I enjoy spending our retirement years working out, eating right, taking Geritol and voting democrat early and often for as much free shit as we can get before we take the eternal dirt nap. Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer Socialists
------
In reverse of Antony's speech, the good that those people do is interred with their bones but the evil they did lives after them. The way things are going dirt naps for a lot of people may be accelerated in the West as the 4 Horsemen seem to be saddling up.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (z1H1U)

316
I thought it arrived in 1989, in the middle of the Vigo the Carpathian panic.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (ZGrMX)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

317 C'mon, man! I told Corn Pop if you don't cough up the vig, I'm going to have to wrap that supply chain around your throat and then you'll know I'm here to finish the job! I'm not joking!

Posted by: Zombie Joe at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (KVGVf)

318 Picked up Heinlein's 'Govt Take Back' at library. Librarians look at book cover, look at me, look at book cover. I said "Fear not! When I take back the govt, I will be a wise and beneficent ruler." They did not believe me, the fuckers. Governing is hard.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:18 PM (MvF+J)

319 Hate to break the news
The Titanic sunk

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (xhxe8)

320 The Titanic sank?
She was fine when she left here...

Posted by: belfast shipbuilders at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (jTmQV)

321 I have a strange feeling about the Challenger shuttle launch...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

322 281 Sorry to break in, but Julius Caesar has been stabbed on the floor of Pompey's Theater during a meeting of the Senate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

282 This just in from Rome: Aspiring dictator Gaius Julius Caesar has met with a tragic knife wound accident.
Posted by: Roman Senate News Agency, 44 BC at April 27, 2023 03:11 PM (J2vNu)
------------
I told him, "Julie, baby! Don't go!" but would he listen to me? No.

Posted by: zombie Calpurnia at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

323
BREAKING: 360 million people discover there is something called "Bridal Magazine"

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM


Could be they're in it for the publicity. The bridal dress industry appears to be in major distress as one of the key players is getting ready to shut down for good. Where my daughter got her dress. 'David's Bridal' iirc.

I think the LGBWTFBBQ+ movement has killed off traditional marriage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (enJYY)

324 Meanwhile this month Sarah Jessica Parker graces the cover of Bridle Magazine.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (py2fD)

325 DATELINE: Actium (31 BC): Rumors abound that self-styled Queen of Egypt Cleopatra, an adherent of a strange Eastern snake-handling religion, has been bitten and died. More news as it becomes available.

In lighter news, Forvious the Gladiator is featured in the latest Circus Maximus games. "All are invited," says new Princeps, Octavianus Caesar.

Weather in the Forum after this message!

Posted by: Octavian's Press Secretary at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (J2vNu)

326 250 It's all fun and games wishing for smod until it comes dressed as a feeble disgusting old man and a silly cackling woman. Then what?
Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2023 03:08 PM (sOete)


Mass death.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (DTX3h)

327
Holy shit. That guy has more back hair than George "The Animal" Steele.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (DRSnL)


*looks up from eating turnbuckle*

UGGHH!

*continues eating turnbuckle*

Posted by: George "The Animal" Steele at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Breaking 911: Israelites just crossed the Jordan River. This is a breaking news update.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (63An5)

329 Trump's breath stinks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (PYJJG)

330 I think the LGBWTFBBQ+ movement has killed off traditional marriage.

Feminism in general has. But yeah, feminists are very big on the LMNOP stuff too.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)

331 I have a strange feeling about the Challenger shuttle launch...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

One of wifey's claims to fame is that she went on for *months* about how "they" will never let a teacher civilian go up into space.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (py2fD)

332 Why don't they ask him how his incontinence is going?

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (OUiUM)

333 Who watches TV at a gym?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (oWBc3)

334 Meanwhile this month Sarah Jessica Parker graces the cover of Bridle Magazine.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (py2fD)



That's hot.

Posted by: John Kerry at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Just use LGBF .. the F is for self-selected Freak

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (RovqD)

336 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:14 PM (FVME7)

--------

I think I saw a documentary once where Nikola Tesla rigged up an experiment to transport it to the future.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:21 PM (qD2th)

337 Bridal magazine to Budweiser: "Hold my beer."
Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover, draws backlash
https://tinyurl.com/4e4cdetm
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)


"this is my special day, the day I am THE PRINCESS"

gets backhanded like Fallon Fox v Erica Newsome

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 03:21 PM (xhaym)

338 Today it was all "Biden Beats Trump by a huge margin". Also the Marist Poll showing Trump loses the general against Grandpa Cue Cards.
Posted by: Marcus T

If boomers vote Biden, women vote Biden, gays and lesbians vote Biden, Hispanics and Blacks and queer folk vote for Biden, illegal immigrants vote Biden, pro-abortion and tree lovers and oil haters vote Biden... who are left voting for Trump (or DeSantis) ?

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2023 03:21 PM (sOete)

339 I think referring to our current politicians as The Romans is fitting. The shoe fits.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 27, 2023 03:21 PM (sI15f)

340 Everyone seems to be ignoring this Bruce Willis guy in the Sixth Sense.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (py2fD)

341 Meanwhile this month Sarah Jessica Parker graces the cover of Bridle Magazine.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (py2fD)



Is it really a good idea for the President to ride around a parade route in a convertible with the top down?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Bar loses customers after warning patrons it will 'not tolerate intolerance' among guests about Bud Light

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (RovqD)

343 What movie was that elf dentist in?

The Molar Express?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (ykeLU)

344 It's all good.

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
The Washington Post says it's not at all a breach of journalistic ethics for reporters to tell White House staff (to then relay to the President) what their questions will be in advance.
And it's fine the public doesn't know.
Democracy Dies in Darkness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (FVME7)

345 "Meanwhile this month Sarah Jessica Parker graces the cover of Bridle Magazine."

Footface.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (MvF+J)

346 WTF?

wow.....I think I'm having a stroke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

347 Holy fuck! Nakatomi is under attack!

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (py2fD)

348 The Titanic is now 110 years overdue and I'm beginning to worry.

I thought it arrived in 1989, in the middle of the Vigo the Carpathian panic.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM


I've got some bad news about the Bismarck....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Wnv9h)

349 @338

>>who are left voting for Trump (or DeSantis) ?

Splitters and clingers, same as ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (up/3i)

350 Strange weather continues as storm clouds gather!

Meanwhile, on the lighter side of things, crazed man continues to build a giant boat! *chuckle*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

351 One of wifey's claims to fame is that she went on for *months* about how "they" will never let a teacher civilian go up into space.

Which "they"? I ask because I saw people on Twitter this morning arguing that Ron DeSantis is controlled by Sefton and CBD, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (ZGrMX)

352 Just use LGBF .. the F is for self-selected Freak

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:20 PM (RovqD)

--------

Heard somebody recently say that we should be continually accusing the trannies of "gender appropriation."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (qD2th)

353 I subscribe to Z-dog's Mail Order Bridal magazine.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

354 Bridal magazine to Budweiser: "Hold my beer."

Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover, draws backlash

https://tinyurl.com/4e4cdetm
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

Holy shit. That guy has more back hair than George "The Animal" Steele.
Posted by: Jordan61


Dude could weave an Indian rug with that body hair.

"The reason LGBTQI+ people are hunted is because we have the audacity to embrace authenticity and autonomy in a world that prescribes conformity.

Anyone have an extra tag? My hunting license is full.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (Y6puj)

355 @347

>>Holy fuck! Nakatomi is under attack!

Invalid: It's not Christmas.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (up/3i)

356 "If boomers vote Biden, women vote Biden, gays and lesbians vote Biden, Hispanics and Blacks and queer folk vote for Biden, illegal immigrants vote Biden, pro-abortion and tree lovers and oil haters vote Biden... who are left voting for Trump (or DeSantis) ?
Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2023 03:21 PM (sOete)"

All the normal people. Which is a majority of the country. It isn't about the loudest voice. It's the one that's going to bite you in the ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (63An5)

357 LOLGBT

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (py2fD)

358 This just in....Adam and Eve have eaten of the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

God, in a hastily assembled press conference, told them to get their clothes on and get the hell out of the Garden Of Eden.

Posted by: Faux News at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (88eQ2)

359 Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced today the the Department of Transportation will investigate the reason the Titanic is 110 years late.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (EnsGU)

360 Second fallen woman murdered in the White Chapel district of London. Residents growing concerned.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

361 The ABC News Chief White House Correspondent asked about his frequent response of “watch me” when reporters ask about his age and his ability to do his job. She noted that Americans are watching and recent polls show 70% of voters, including a majority of Democrats, don’t think he should run for reelection.

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (RovqD)

362 I haven't read all them comments but, has anyone noted that the Whitehouse almost certainly wrote the question that the reporter asked yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (PY/t0)

363 One is tempted to think the whores offering companionship over on Cesar Chavez Avenue have more integrity than LAT reporters.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (rJ48h)

364 Roman Senators struggle to define "assault knife" as they consider an empire-wide ban.

Meanwhile, in Antioch, government forces have been unable to secure the Southern Border.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

365 Things the media couldn't give two shits about:

44,000 hours of J6 footage
Hunter's laptop
Biden's network of corruption
Biden's mishandling of classified info
Obama getting millions from some Malaysian dude
Ashley Biden's diary
The origins of Covid
The effectiveness of the Covid vax and other non-state approved treatments
Who blew up Nord Stream pipelines
A country full of voting irregularities

Guys, I hate to say it, but I'm beginning to think that the MSM may be working in lockstep with the government. I wasn't sure before but this cheat sheet has me thinking it could be true.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (KbCG3)

366 Do the presstitutes bet on whether he's going to die right in front of them?

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (OUiUM)

367 "this is my special day, the day I am THE PRINCESS"

gets backhanded like Fallon Fox v Erica Newsome
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023


***
Princess? Okay, we'll marry you off to a total stranger in a foreign country where they don't speak our language or follow our religion. Don't worry, it's all to improve our trade and alliances. Enjoy your new life, Princess!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

368 359 Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced today the the Department of Transportation will investigate the reason the Titanic is 110 years late painted white, advancing racism on the oceans.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 27, 2023 03:23 PM (EnsGU)

========

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

369 Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (ZGrMX)

Now, now...

She just meant they.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (py2fD)

370 571 grim milestones for the Biden administration.

And that's just today.

So far.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 03:25 PM (Vwz3I)

371 I've got some bad news about the Bismarck....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Wnv9h)

Still waiting on the Lusitania.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 03:25 PM (kbqvM)

372 Next time there is a school shooting, we ought to try that "seizing" stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2023 03:26 PM (krQz2)

373 318 Picked up Heinlein's 'Govt Take Back' at library. Librarians look at book cover, look at me, look at book cover. I said "Fear not! When I take back the govt, I will be a wise and beneficent ruler." They did not believe me, the fuckers. Governing is hard.
Posted by: gp

Enjoy. He later used this book as background for a couple of short stories---A Room of Her Own, and one that I cannot recall about a whirlwind that stirs up trouble in a machine city. Robert was writing on the basis of working for Upton Sinclair's campaign for governor in the 30's.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:26 PM (z1H1U)

374
I've got some bad news about the Bismarck....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Wnv9h)



A buddy of mine asked me to hop aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald and see what it's all about. Sounds like a good time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

375 Just forget those Xinny the Pooh jokes!

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Calif. @RepJudyChu: Criticizing China "can result in harm and even murder of Asian Americans"

-
Or do want blood on your hand?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:26 PM (FVME7)

376 308 Bridal magazine to Budweiser: "Hold my beer."

Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover, draws backlash

https://tinyurl.com/4e4cdetm
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

Holy shit. That guy has more back hair than George "The Animal" Steele.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 03:16 PM (DRSnL)
________________

Nah. He is HOT and SEXY and STUNNING and BRAVE and even straight guys should want him. Like Lizzo.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

377 Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced today the the Department of Transportation will investigate the reason the Titanic is 110 years late

He's gonna hear the words "White Star Line" and it'll be all over.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 03:27 PM (ZGrMX)

378 375 Just forget those Xinny the Pooh jokes!

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Calif. @RepJudyChu: Criticizing China "can result in harm and even murder of Asian Americans"

-
Or do want blood on your hand?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 03:26 PM (FVME7)

========

"Criticizing America can lead to harm and even murder of Americans."
-Does this work, too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

379 The Washington Post says it's not at all a breach of journalistic ethics for reporters to tell White House staff (to then relay to the President) what their questions will be in advance.
_____

Unless the President is a Republican. Then it's Fascism.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2023 03:27 PM (fs1hN)

380 LOL.

Rick Ross has offered Don Lemon a job at Wingstop after he was fired from CNN: 'I'mma make sure I get you in front of the right grill, brother'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

381 One is tempted to think the whores offering companionship over on Cesar Chavez Avenue have more integrity than LAT reporters.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (rJ48h)

They gave all the chair warmers at the California Department of Virus a paid Cesar Chavez Day paid day off even though not one of them has EVER PICKED THE LETTUCE. I am still pissed about it.

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (OUiUM)

382 I haven't read all them comments but, has anyone noted that the Whitehouse almost certainly wrote the question that the reporter asked yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at April 27, 2023 03:24 PM (PY/t0)
---
Upthread, I think so.

Well, the LA Times has already offered that it did not submit them to the WH. So that's the avenue open for a half-truth.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (krQz2)

383 What movie was that elf dentist in?

The Molar Express?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (ykeLU)


That was Herbie, the elf that wanted to be a dentist. He wound up being an orthodontist on the island of Misfit Toys.

That scene is where he defanged the Abominable Snowman. Herbie was over matched, Yeti persisted.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (xhaym)

384 Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover
___

Poor groom is in for a surprise on the wedding night.

Posted by: The Crying Game at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (fs1hN)

385 That's weird - Brave image search now only offers up Bing or Google choices. The explainer says their search can't do images yet.

Funny, it was working this morning. Maybe it just parsed Bing results into the Brave format, and they decided to turn that off for some reason.

In either case, I absolutely despise the Google and Bing search result formats now offered as options. Two of the richest companies in the world, and these gruesome eyesores are the best they can do.

Posted by: spindrift at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (ivvNA)

386 "359 Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced today the the Department of Transportation will investigate the reason the Titanic is 110 years late painted white, advancing racism on the oceans."

Could it be that the iceberg was actually black?

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:29 PM (MvF+J)

387 The Washington Post says it's not at all a breach of journalistic ethics for reporters to tell White House staff (to then relay to the President) what their questions will be in advance.
---
Right, it's just complicity and dishonorable.

Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2023 03:29 PM (krQz2)

388 A buddy of mine asked me to hop aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald and see what it's all about. Sounds like a good time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

We got a great song from that at least.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 03:29 PM (kbqvM)

389 Enjoy. He later used this book as background for a couple of short stories---A Room of Her Own, and one that I cannot recall about a whirlwind that stirs up trouble in a machine city. Robert was writing on the basis of working for Upton Sinclair's campaign for governor in the 30's.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023


***
That short story is called "Our Fair City." He was inspired to write it by, of all people, L. Ron Hubbard. They had stepped outside at a party, and a whirlwind in an alley was kicking up some papers. Hubbard glanced at it, said, "Oh, that's just Kitten," and went back inside. Heinlein seized on the idea and named the whirlwind "Kitten."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

390 From a few threads ago...I just had to revisit this:

542 I can't imagine that Mulvaney goofball, with his noodle arms and legs and scrawny torso even having much of a bulge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM

No need to imagine, mortal! Click the link below and behold the bulge! I fucking dare you lol...
https://tinyurl.com/f326582r

Posted by: Not a Trap, but exactly what's advertised at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (S5baA)

391 384 Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover
___

Poor groom is in for a surprise on the wedding night.
Posted by: The Crying Game at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (fs1hN)

Why, is he blind?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (FmJ6a)

392 Imagonna hold back my opinion until that pipsqueak Georgie Stepalloverus raises his head and squeaks out his statement.

Posted by: Hank at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (iLdko)

393 Translating...

"White Supremacist" = Someone that believes in the same things everyone believed in before 2008. Like judging people by the content of their character instead of the color of their skin.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (lc5cP)

394 Anybody here tried out the Quant search engine? If so, any thoughts??

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (PCK5/)

395 In either case, I absolutely despise the Google and Bing search result formats now offered as options. Two of the richest companies in the world, and these gruesome eyesores are the best they can do.
Posted by: spindrift at April 27, 2023


***
I've been using Qwant or Yandex.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (J2vNu)

396 It was a mystery in the Arizona state House: first a pair of Bibles disappeared from the members-only lounge of the Arizona House of Representatives. Then a third Bible vanished as well. While the holy books were eventually found, two hidden under chair cushions and the third stashed in a refrigerator, no one knew why they were disappearing. Finally, security cameras were installed and the culprit was caught red-handed, taking a Bible off the table and placing it somewhere outside of the view of the camera. The Bible purloiner turned out to be Arizona state Representative Stephanie Stahl Hamilton.

The wild card is this tidbit from Stahl Hamilton’s bio at her website: “After completing her Masters of Divinity at Princeton Theological Seminary, Stephanie and Derek made Tucson their home. She is an ordained minister in the Presbyterian Church, USA and is currently serving as Parish Associate at St. Mark’s.”

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (RovqD)

397 389 That short story is called "Our Fair City." He was inspired to write it by, of all people, L. Ron Hubbard. They had stepped outside at a party, and a whirlwind in an alley was kicking up some papers. Hubbard glanced at it, said, "Oh, that's just Kitten," and went back inside. Heinlein seized on the idea and named the whirlwind "Kitten."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

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And then Hubbard began the plans for the perfectly insane man, which would later become the embryo to one Tom Cruise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

398
They gave all the chair warmers at the California Department of Virus a paid Cesar Chavez Day paid day off even though not one of them has EVER PICKED THE LETTUCE. I am still pissed about it.
Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (OUiUM)



But ecoli is spread when the lettuce isn't washed properly after the pickers shit in the fields while picking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

399 BREAKING: 360 million people discover there is something called "Bridal Magazine"

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM

Could be they're in it for the publicity. The bridal dress industry appears to be in major distress as one of the key players is getting ready to shut down for good. Where my daughter got her dress. 'David's Bridal' iirc.

I think the LGBWTFBBQ+ movement has killed off traditional marriage.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 03:19 PM (enJYY)
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I think what's getting killed off is the tradition of brides spending a fortune on fancy white wedding gowns she'll only wear once. One of the biggest bridal chains in the USA just went bankrupt. A lot of brides are choosing to do something different, especially if they are immigrants. I have a wedding this summer (no, not mine). The bride was born in India. She'll be wearing an Indian-style wedding dress.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

400 373 Thanks for tipping me off to it, whig. I think it was you who recced it.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (MvF+J)

401 385 That's weird - Brave image search now only offers up Bing or Google choices. The explainer says their search can't do images yet.

Funny, it was working this morning. Maybe it just parsed Bing results into the Brave format, and they decided to turn that off for some reason.

In either case, I absolutely despise the Google and Bing search result formats now offered as options. Two of the richest companies in the world, and these gruesome eyesores are the best they can do.
Posted by: spindrift

I think Brave also offered DuckDuckGO image search but that was a filtered search of Bing images if I recall right. A lot of those images may be copyrighted so only Bing and Google can afford the legal fees I guess. It is also that the closer you get to analog searches using a computer, the slower they are and more computer intensive. Images simply take more computing power than print.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (z1H1U)

402 I've got some bad news about the Bismarck....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 03:22 PM (Wnv9h)

Still waiting on the Lusitania.
Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 03:25 PM (kbqvM)

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: HMS Hood at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (OUiUM)

403
I think what's getting killed off is the tradition of brides spending a fortune on fancy white wedding gowns she'll only wear once. One of the biggest bridal chains in the USA just went bankrupt. A lot of brides are choosing to do something different, especially if they are immigrants. I have a wedding this summer (no, not mine). The bride was born in India. She'll be wearing an Indian-style wedding dress.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

I hope she won't be sari.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 03:32 PM (eGTCV)

404 "He was inspired to write it by, of all people, L. Ron Hubbard. They had stepped outside at a party"

Hubbard is deep. Real Dianetics has never been tried.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (MvF+J)

405 I've been a POTUS press conference junkie since Reagan.

"Mr President, Mr President, Mr President, Mr President, !"

used to be a very entertaining sound.

I marvelled at W, who knew every reporter in the room by name and affiliation, and called them personally to ask questions.

The one who ruined it was Obama.

The world's smartest man and his puppetmasters insisted all questions be submitted in advance and he called on each reporter which had to ask the exact question previously submitted. This system was in place then, and it's in place now.

Posted by: scottst at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (gbwMD)

406 Bridal magazine puts bearded 'trans-feminine' activist in dress on cover
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Poor groom is in for a surprise on the wedding night.
Posted by: The Crying Game at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (fs1hN)

Why, is he blind?
Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 03:30 PM (FmJ6a)
........

he met her at the circus, now suing them for false advertising.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

407 I have a cousin on the USS Cole. I worry about him being over there in the middle east.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

408 red nood

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (MvF+J)

409 She'll be wearing an Indian-style wedding dress.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 03:31 PM (iFTx/)


Couple of years ago I attended a Hindu-Episcopalian wedding. Have I ever mentioned that Vermont is weird.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (NxOLn)

410 404 "He was inspired to write it by, of all people, L. Ron Hubbard. They had stepped outside at a party"

Hubbard is deep. Real Dianetics has never been tried.
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (MvF+J)

I prefer L. Ron Hoover and am an ardent follower of the First Church of Appliantology.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 03:33 PM (KbCG3)

411 C'mon, man! I called Ike on the shortwave, that's General Eisenhower, 'Ike' was his callsign, and I said, "Dog One will not be open until we get some bangalores up here to cut a path past this pillbox with the MG42s. They're killing us, man!"

Posted by: Zombie Joe at April 27, 2023 03:34 PM (KVGVf)

412 399 BREAKING: 360 million people discover there is something called "Bridal Magazine"

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 03:15 PM

Could be they're in it for the publicity. The bridal dress industry appears to be in major distress as one of the key players is getting ready to shut down for good. Where my daughter got her dress. 'David's Bridal' iirc.

I think the LGBWTFBBQ+ movement has killed off traditional marriage.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Retail chains are going under because of higher labor prices and energy, slowing purchases due to poorer economic times, and the end of the pay your vendors on a 120-180 day rollover and sell the dress within 30 days. A lot of the retail selling biz relied on that float to make money and it also helped fund expansion to attract Wall Street investors.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:34 PM (z1H1U)

413 Holla ess a. You washy hands?

Posted by: The Lettuce at April 27, 2023 03:35 PM (OUiUM)

414 Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced today the the Department of Transportation will investigate the reason the Titanic is 110 years late painted white, advancing racism on the oceans."

Could it be that the iceberg was actually black?
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago


Iceberg was wilding playing the "Knockout" game.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 03:35 PM (Y6puj)

415 Last year he called on the reports with the prepaid questions by name, but that made it too obvious, especially when he said "First, they want me to call on..."!

So now they give him a picture of the reporter so he can pretend he just picked her! God, they're so devious!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 27, 2023 03:35 PM (AcLxR)

416 adj. Refers to anything that is mangled or damaged, usually beyond repair.

Is there a better word to describe the Age of Biden?
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FUBAR

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at April 27, 2023 03:36 PM (1vJmm)

417 414 I mean, it would explain while it was so easy to collide with at night.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at April 27, 2023 03:36 PM (MvF+J)

418 Trying to find ANY commentary on the Biden/Press collusion on lefty sites (there's none), I did stumble across this article:
8 Outdated Wedding 'Rules' You Can Throw Out The Window

Consider this your permission to ignore these wedding day traditions.


Out: The wedding party should be divided by gender.
It used to be customary for a bride to have female bridesmaids and for a groom to have male groomsmen. But this is no longer the case. Now “anyone can have any role at a wedding, regardless of gender,” Leighton said. That means plenty of bridesmen, groomsmaids and flower boys are walking down the aisle these days.


Out: The couple doing a bouquet and/or garter toss at the reception.
“That awkward display of pushing and shoving on the dance floor, followed inevitably by the cringe-worthy sight of a single man being encouraged to go ‘higher and higher’ when pushing the garter belt up the leg of a single woman, who is often a perfect stranger, should have been retired long ago,” he said. “In a win for good taste, it does appear the garter ritual, at least, is on the wane.”

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 03:36 PM (S5baA)

419 Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced today the the Department of Transportation will investigate the reason the Titanic is 110 years late painted white, advancing racism on the oceans."

Could it be that the iceberg was actually black?
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago

Iceberg was wilding playing the "Knockout" game.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 03:35 PM (Y6puj)

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"Shipping Lanes are racist!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:37 PM (o5GiN)

420 373 Thanks for tipping me off to it, whig. I think it was you who recced it.


I think it was. The techniques still work at the local level because the lines between sane and insane are a bit different when applied to where people live. Even liberals do not generally like to crap on their own doorstep, don't much like crime, and want decent schools in an area.

We kept parties out of our political organizing for local policies.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 03:37 PM (z1H1U)

421 I prefer L. Ron Hoover and am an ardent follower of the First Church of Appliantology.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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That sucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2023 03:38 PM (1vJmm)

422 8 Outdated Wedding 'Rules' You Can Throw Out The Window

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Out: The Wedding Cake, we should be replaced with Edible Penises and Vaginas -- especially for the children in attendance.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:41 PM (o5GiN)

423 I prefer L. Ron Hoover and am an ardent follower of the First Church of Appliantology.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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That sucks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2023 03:38 PM (1vJmm)

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People in that cult have a hard time forming attachments.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 03:44 PM (JFmA+)

424 Who would pick "Zooey Zephyr " as a name? Sounds like that smell that wafts at you when you walk past animal cages

Posted by: azjaeger at April 27, 2023 03:50 PM (uFelL)

425 The biggest fraud sits in the Whitehouse right now Democ-Rats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 27, 2023 05:16 PM (wGqjj)

426 Ok I had to look this up. The question is 15 minutes in here. It's about chip manufacturing, the same damn subject in the briefing materials.

https://www.youtube.com/live/0oCn0msuq4A?feature=share

Posted by: Frog at April 27, 2023 08:34 PM (GNLBj)

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