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Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
Good morning Commenters and Lurkers. Thanks for stopping by. Before you consume mass quantities of caffeine just a few housecleaning matters: 1) Open thread, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be nice to one another.
3) If you run with sharp objects be prepared for the long wait at the ER today.
4) Have a nice weekend!
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update. Prayer Requests: 3/18 – gp asks for prayers for Al, who is homebound, needy, and lonely. He also asks for prayers for Brian, who is afflicted by the horrible maladies of old age.
4/1 Update: Brian is on the mend from his latest bout of disease.
4/15 Update: Al overcame a long-standing problem that was keeping him off the HF radio, so now he can talk to people all around the USA, all day long, and it’s making him very happy. Thanks again! 3/29 – Notsothoreau asked for prayers for her co-worker, C. He is a young guy and the new management is grinding him down. Prayers that he can quickly find a new job where he is appreciated. 3/30 – Hrothgar asked for prayers on behalf of Ed L., who is a member of the Moron Gun Club. Ed’s mother passed away in Hawaii this past weekend. He and his brother will be busy settling her affairs there (in Hawaii) over the two weeks or so. He did get to see her over the Christmas holiday, which was a blessing. 4/1 – NaughtyPine’s mom is receiving hospice at home. She’s in decent spirits and seldom has pain; they are hoping this continues. Prayers also for Dad, who has health problems of his own and is convinced she’s getting better every day. They recently celebrated 58 years of marriage. 4/6 – Fenelon Spoke asks for continued prayers for the church she serves, that if it’s God’s will they stay open to the glory of God, through some financial arrangements with either the Open Space Committee or neighbors who have expressed an interest. She is touched and grateful for the support in various ways from kindly Horde members. God bless you all! Thanks to all praying for their church patriarch, Ray. He is doing better than he was a few days ago, and Fenelon so appreciates the prayer support. Also, thanks for prayers for Jessie, their organist. She is making some recovery and hopes to play for Mother’s Day. Also, she thanks God and a very kindly poster who has been advocating for FenSon to get a summer internship with his company. It’s really something FenSon is interested in, so prayers that it can be worked out would be appreciated. 4/8 – Jayhawkone asked for prayers for his sister-in-law GLL. A malignant polyp was discovered in her uterus on 4/6, and she will have a hysterectomy in the next two weeks. 4/12 – Prayers are appreciated for Jane D’Oh and her family. Her husband passed away on 4/12. He had a medical emergency on Monday, where his lungs filled with fluid, as happened in December. He received CPR and was hospitalized, on life support. He was surrounded by family and friends and passed away peacefully on Wednesday. She sends her appreciation for the prayers. 4/15 – Henry asked for prayers for his neighbor, Henry, who had a stroke about a month ago. 4/15 – Chopperpilot asked for prayes for Josh C., a USMC veteran who’s currently being treated for stage 4 colon cancer. He’s fighting hard. For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.
Romans 8:26-27
26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. 27 And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet; and
Prayers up for those who pray in silence and whose prayers are known but to God!
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This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it!
Prayers ascending for all.
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*knocks over and shatters a bowl of Kaboom and milk*
Sorry about that.
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Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:05 AM (ykeLU)
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What did they do to the rest of the body?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:10 AM (llXky)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
*******
Some questions are better left unasked...
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:12 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Nice! We've been leaning on Father to fire one up but, he's a bit reluctant.
An 81 yr old Irishman being a bit stubborn - go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:12 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:12 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 22, 2023 09:12 AM (5u1+1)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2023 09:12 AM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Tonypete
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:13 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 22, 2023 09:13 AM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 22, 2023 09:11 AM (5u1+1)
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Skipping lunch after a light breakfast seems to be helping me.
However, what's really getting me back on track is the combination of us babysitting the (toddler) grandkids along with a resumption of yard work. I'm not losing weight per se, but I've been able to tighten my belt a notch.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:14 AM (llXky)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 09:14 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
But ya don't smell like crap, right ?
RIGHT ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:15 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:15 AM (T4tVD)
An 81 yr old Irishman being a bit stubborn - go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:12 AM (qoGsy)
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The pastor there is a Protestant convert, so he's all-in on the traditional stuff. The bulletin says its the Novus Ordo version, so I assume it's basically the same Mass just using the Latin setting. It's in the hymnal and for Lent, our parish swaps in some Latin to add to the sense of solemnity.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:16 AM (llXky)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:16 AM (T4tVD)
https://is.gd/FzXfJo
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:16 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 09:14 AM (MIKMs)
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Could be quite funny if they get intermingled.
Throw down St. Michael the Archangel against a Pikachu.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:17 AM (llXky)
Posted by: mustbequantum
"Gotta get them all!"
-- The Saint prayer cards that is. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:18 AM (qoGsy)
https://is.gd/FzXfJo
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:16 AM (qoGsy)
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Wow! God be with you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:18 AM (llXky)
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That is why I was so charmed and hopeful. At 7, the connections he is making are fascinating.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 09:19 AM (MIKMs)
-- The Saint prayer cards that is. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:18 AM (qoGsy)
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That seems to be my wife's approach.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:19 AM (llXky)
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Wow! God be with you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:19 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 09:19 AM (MIKMs)
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"So my pokemon is using water..."
"MINE USES HOLY FIRE OF GOD!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:20 AM (llXky)
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do Thou,
O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the Divine Power of God, cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:20 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:21 AM (llXky)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:22 AM (Keyt1)
Now, when my kids ask me about the awesome new Cromulon or whatever they found and I have no clue what it is, they call me a "boomer." I was born in '83.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2023 09:23 AM (oINRc)
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do Thou,
O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the Divine Power of God, cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:20 AM (qoGsy)
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Amen!
For my military retirement ceremony, a Catholic chaplain was unavailable, so I requested that prayer as my invocation. The chaplain (Baptist) read it, but she felt compelled preface it by explaining that St. Michael is in fact in the scripture.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:24 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Are you old enough to drive ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 09:24 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2023 09:23 AM (oINRc)
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I've played a few games with my daughter. I don't know it well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:26 AM (llXky)
Also, the patriarch Ray was coming home yesterday from rehab so if you could pray that transition goes smoothly-he has to have someone stay with him for a while-it would be much appreciated.
Also, I am starting a monthly worship service with communion at the nursing home today, so if you could pray that all goes wel and gives glory to God it would be much appreciated. Thx so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:26 AM (Keyt1)
Randomly (?)-placed prayer cards have changed my life in ways. I have found cards in odd places at times when I needed answers in my life, and even though I'm not Catholic, I prayed the prayers and got answers.
So, yeah, I'm on board with collecting them all.
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Posted by: Tonypete
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Good for y'all. Nobody's up to it. That's why there's grace. You always have a kind word for me, so I'd say God has given you a heart for this.
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2023 09:27 AM (oINRc)
So, yeah, I'm on board with collecting them all.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 09:26 AM (OX9vb)
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They're like a gateway drug - to salvation!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:28 AM (llXky)
In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 09:29 AM (4svuj)
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Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 09:29 AM (enJYY)
Yes, yes, yes, prayers that all goes well!
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I've mentioned this before, but their Journeying Through Grief series has helped many many people. Highly recommended for anyone who has lost a loved one.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 09:30 AM (PiwSw)
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do Thou,
O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the Divine Power of God, cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2023 09:20 AM (qoGsy)
* * * *
Amen!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 22, 2023 09:30 AM (xS8eR)
Not sure, but I think eventually the Head of Trustees will tell me what the status us.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:31 AM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:05 AM (ykeLU)
He's an extra from the series "The Walking Bread."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 09:32 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2023 09:32 AM (nC+QA)
Digging into the links of the article, I saw that for the last 30 years, a number of Eastern Rite churches have entered into communion with Rome, and resolving the schism with Alexandria would be a pretty big deal. It goes back a looong way.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:33 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:14 AM (llXky)
Grandkids are the best exercise. I spent last night balancing on the side of the bed as once asleep #2 decided to turn 90° and started pushing me off the bed with his feet.
Today we go shopping for beds for the grands. Had an emergency and they had to stay the night before we had our plan completed.
Posted by: Reforger at April 22, 2023 09:33 AM (yAO5m)
I am sorry. What a very difficult situation I will pray rough places are made smooth. Our son was having medical issues and had to pull out of school and it was very hard., but he is back now and doing well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:33 AM (Keyt1)
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
Trans activists: "Waaah! You can't make me!!!"
Peter Pan: "I don't WANT to grow up!"
Toddler: "I'm going to hold my breath 'til I turn
blue!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:34 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,
******
Heh!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:35 AM (ykeLU)
It's a jolt of caffeine and a shot of prayer and fellowship, mixed together on a fine Saturday morning!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 22, 2023 09:36 AM (xS8eR)
Biographical information:
https://tinyurl.com/2wmtdtec
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:37 AM (Keyt1)
Today we go shopping for beds for the grands. Had an emergency and they had to stay the night before we had our plan completed.
Posted by: Reforger at April 22, 2023 09:33 AM (yAO5m)
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Now that the weather is improving, they love going outside, and while chasing them is a chore, the naps they require afterwards make it worth the effort.
Their mother is currently lapsed, but with her approval we're teaching them grace before meals. They seem to enjoy it - wave your hands, put them together, wave again and then eat.
Fun fact: my youngest had the hardest time remembering which way to cross herself, so we used to joke that she was Eastern Rite.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:38 AM (llXky)
In my little town 40% of the land area has been set aside as 'Open Space' or deed restricted for no further subdivision. It didn't cost a whole lot of money and the residents voted in favor of it. In fact, local taxes are virtually the same for the past couple of decades.
Eventually some lawyer will fight it and win.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 09:38 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2023 09:38 AM (TWLRj)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:40 AM (Keyt1)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)
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That's part of the bait-and-switch with drag queens - "Oh, it's just funny clowning around."
Sure, that's why they all have raunchy names.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:41 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)
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Only for my enemies.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:42 AM (llXky)
We have Open Space. Whether they want to use the money to buy land by a church-although it's near a waterday-I don't know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:43 AM (Keyt1)
Judging from tshirts sold at souvenir shops the movie 300 was very popular here and copyright not really well enforced.
Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2023 09:44 AM (P9tN5)
Cultural historian Tony Moore, author of The Barry McKenzie Movies, writes of Humphries' personal politics thus: "A conservative contrarian while many in his generation were moving left, Humphries nevertheless retained a bohemian delight in transgression that makes him a radical".
Father with Diane of Oscar Humphries and Rupert Humphries; and with Lizzie of the actress Tessa Humphries and painter Emily Humphries.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:44 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: ravenshrike at April 22, 2023 09:44 AM (0BWiJ)
https://tinyurl.com/w9f24v45
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 09:45 AM (eOEVl)
Judging from tshirts sold at souvenir shops the movie 300 was very popular here and copyright not really well enforced.
Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2023 09:44 AM (P9tN5)
One of my memories of going to Ephesus was passing the stall that advertised "Genuine Fake Watches."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mirage42 at April 22, 2023 09:46 AM (kd1Tq)
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Was it medium-sweet? Or is that only Turkish??
This SPARTA!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)
Seems The Committee noticed the outside windows yesterday and decided it was time for washing. The weather is very conducive so there is no way to wiggle out of it. You'd think I'd learn by now.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2023 09:46 AM (KATBx)
Whether they want to use the money to buy land by a church-although it's near a waterday-I don't know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 09:43 AM
Near a water way? That sounds golden.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 09:46 AM (enJYY)
NEW - Illegal aliens who are LGBTQ may not be detained anymore under Democrats' new bill as they qualify as "vulnerable persons" — Fox
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:48 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2023 09:49 AM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:49 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2023 09:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Newborn Gender Assignment Specialist what lost his mind at April 22, 2023 09:51 AM (TWLRj)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:49 AM (ykeLU) ---
Yep, soon it will go the way of the dodo, along with biologically female athletes and the all-volunteer military.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:53 AM (llXky)
Charlie Sheen
@charliesheen
dear @elonmusk
i’m sorry your fancy rocket
exploded in spectacular fashion. I’m certain you’ll build an even bigger and more explody one.
now,
may i please have my
blue check back?
it would mean a lot to me.
thank you in advance,
sincerely - c sheen
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Replying to @charliesheen
I feel your pain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 09:54 AM (FVME7)
Barry Humphries, who played Dame Edna Everage, has died at the age of 89.
Biographical information:
https://tinyurl.com/2wmtdtec
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:36 AM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2023 09:55 AM (ENBF0)
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I'm picturing a Willie Wonka (Gene Wilder) type in a corner office behind a big desk with a Susan B. Anthony dollar to flip, a dart board, a roulette wheel, and a Ouija board.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:56 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 09:56 AM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:56 AM (ykeLU)
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Harry Potter sorting hat replica hanging on the wall.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 09:57 AM (llXky)
If it lands tails you're a girl
If it lands on edge, you're a tranny
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2023 09:58 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Newborn Gender Assignment Specialist what lost his mind at April 22, 2023 09:51 AM (TWLRj)
You can’t spell Klingon without kloning.
- Newborn Kids Klux Klan of sexless drones.
Posted by: Rex B at April 22, 2023 09:59 AM (L0Wv+)
The wreckage from the maritime disaster that killed more Australians than any other has been found, more than 80 years on.
The shipwreck of the Montevideo Maru was found more than 4000m below the surface of the ocean off the coast of the Philippines. [...]
An estimated 979 Australian troops and civilians died when the Japanese transport ship was torpedoed by a US submarine during World War II.
The prisoners-of-war were being transported to Hainan in occupied China on the Montevideo Maru.
Unaware of who was aboard, the USS Sturgeon torpedoed the vessel. The ship took just 11 minutes to sink.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)
If it lands tails you're a girl
If it lands on edge, you're a tranny
Posted by: Muldoon
If it lands, perfectly balanced on the eye of a magically floating needle... You're a Democrat!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 10:00 AM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)
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Great, the one time our torpedoes actually worked...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:01 AM (llXky)
Interesting how celebrities are ok with us paying 100’s of dollars for their merch, tickets, books, etc, but as soon as they’re asked to pay $11 all heck breaks loose
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)
Unaware of who was aboard, the USS Sturgeon torpedoed the vessel. The ship took just 11 minutes to sink.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)
Possibly spared a death of starvation and torture....the bright side.
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2023 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 09:56 AM (Wy1BU)
I just said an earnest prayer for your sanity, Madame. I hope that shit evens out for you soon. Have you chosen the home and are waiting for build, or are you still in the choosing process?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 10:03 AM (OX9vb)
John 8:34-36
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2023 10:05 AM (++OiL)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 10:05 AM (PiwSw)
I did a quick search on this, and found 5 news stories, by CNN, NYT, Guardian, South China Morning Post, and Al Jazeera. It's kind of telling that I chose Al Jazeera as the most likely to be reliable, so read that one.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:06 AM (eOEVl)
In the interest of keeping the peace, I agreed that it was inexplicable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:06 AM (llXky)
"Gov. Youngkin’s Election Officials to Remove 19K Dead People from Virginia Voter Rolls"
it's discriminatory agains dead people, but OK , Youngkin, whatever...
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2023 10:07 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:06 AM (llXky)
None so blind...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 10:07 AM (PiwSw)
Bill Gates visited Epstein Island 36 times but refuses to pay $8 for twitter blue
David Sacks @DavidSacks · 21h
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 10:07 AM (Vwz3I)
Good call, and a nice thing to do.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:07 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2023 10:07 AM (V13WU)
Take the girl spawn outside, and plant her face first in a mud puddle. Not long enough to drown her, but just long enough to let her know you can. Morale will improve from there.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:07 AM (5tJAN)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Home is ordered, mortgage papers are signed and now we wait and sort out stuff that we keep from what goes away. We are downsizing. I hate moving even though we are only going 30 feet to the south.
Hubbymayhem put this on Facebook...
That's it I've had enough! We are moving out of this house before it falls in on us.
Friend : where are you going?
Hubbymayhem: we are moving south.
Friend: where?
Hubbymayhem: about thirty feet!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 10:09 AM (Wy1BU)
May you all have a blessed and fruitful week, your pain eased, your needs met, surrounded by the comfort and love of God.
Posted by: Moki at April 22, 2023 10:09 AM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:09 AM (FVME7)
That's what we at one time called compassion. It's a bit of a lost art nowadays.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2023 10:09 AM (++OiL)
From an article on this story:
If done correctly, list maintenance can decrease confusion and problems at the polls. But voting rights advocates often watch carefully to ensure list cleanup doesn’t lead to the removal of eligible voters.
Yeah, that's why they do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:10 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:10 AM (geLO8)
Ok, you fascist prick, did you actually talk to them, see if they no longer wanted to be counted ?? How many of those dead voting Americans were black ? hmmmm??? racist.
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: El Paso at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2023 10:09 AM (++OiL)
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Also respecting one's elders. There's really no point in arguing with old people. They've earned the right to be wrong and I'm not going to convince them anyway.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (llXky)
Too late, Transheuser Busch. You're going to be a while living this one down. If ever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 22, 2023 10:12 AM (5u1+1)
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I guess he thinks Pennsylvanians deserve a senator who can recognize the letters in his alphabet soup.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:12 AM (FVME7)
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And the natives are restless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:09 AM (FVME7)
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Something else that is inexplicable. So many things happening for no reason...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:12 AM (llXky)
You do realize where you are, correct?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:13 AM (eOEVl)
@jk_rowling
Dreadful news, which I feel duty bound to share. Activists in my mentions are trying to organise yet another boycott of my work, this time of the Harry Potter TV show. As forewarned is forearmed, I've taken the precaution of laying in a large stock of champagne.
1:04 PM · Apr 21, 2023
https://tinyurl.com/mmzcx9p9
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2023 10:13 AM (TWLRj)
Rhetorical Question of the Day: if you're not going to prosecute inner city or trans gun murder, why do you care what kind of gun I can own?
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2023 10:13 AM (A0/af)
Too late, Transheuser Busch. You're going to be a while living this one down. If ever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (bW8dp)
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Funny that they can't just fire her, but she's in the protected class. Billions of dollars in sales gone, but hey, she's one of the Anointed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:14 AM (llXky)
That made me laugh. You'd think those idiots would learn not to mess with her, but they appear to verrrrryyyyyy slow learners.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:14 AM (eOEVl)
"Republicans Desecrate Democrat Gravesites!"
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2023 10:14 AM (A0/af)
Republicans Help Democrats Advance Biden’s Judicial Nominees Amid Feinstein’s Absence
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (FVME7)
Counterpoint - last weekend, line about ten deep at the Home Despot. Old bastard walks about three deep, and just stands there repeating "where's the end of the line" until somebody lets him in front. Young assholes mature into old assholes.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (5tJAN)
I wouldn't get too confident if I were her, though. True, she does appear to own a genuine vagina, but she is also extremely melanin-deficient.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:13 AM (eOEVl)
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Surrounded by a bunch of 29-year-old Morons, correct?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (llXky)
Posted by: t-bird
"Ummm.... Because we don't want you to have guns?"
Leftists everywhere with the annoying uptalk?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2023 10:13 AM (A0/af)
They don't want you to own any guns...all the rest is just chaff.
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
Keep "fighting for $15", dimwits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (5tJAN)
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He may have been legitimately confused. Either way, I'd rather live in a society that reflexively looked after its elders than one that killed them wholesale in contaminated nursing homes without consequence.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:19 AM (llXky)
Posted by: PabloD at April 22, 2023 10:19 AM (AYd5v)
Rosie O’Donnell Slams Whoopi Goldberg – Claims She Refused to Discuss Bill Cosby on “The View”
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Two fat slobs enter . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)
are you a conservative heterosexual Caucasian? If so, there's your answer.
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:20 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (llXky)@
Fait accompli, my brother. What's to be gained at that point? Will it make the situation better, change things or provide comfort? Of course not. But far too many put ego or their personal predilections above the needs, comfort or kindness to their fellow man. We live in a world where people have been conditioned to reflexively respond in a pathos driven way. It's that "Twitter Reflex" whereby someone vomits contemporaneous, unfiltered and therefore not well thought out, morally or intellectually measured responses and then rush to defend that position based on their personal selfdom. If people would just pause and think for five seconds about what is right and just, the world would be a better place.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2023 10:21 AM (++OiL)
well, as long as the robots wash their mechanical claws after using the charging station... okay
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:22 AM (geLO8)
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Is this the sparkly vampire series?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)
McDonalds has just opened its first experimental restaurant with *no* human staff.
Keep "fighting for $15", dimwits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2023 10:17 AM
The machines will pay Federal, State, Local, and Social Security taxes, right?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 10:23 AM (enJYY)
Sure. And he magically regained his focus right after he got his way, before he expertly got in his car and drove to the loading area to get his six bags of mulch.
Like a lot of other absolutes, I've let "always respect your elders" go. More now than ever, some simply do not deserve it and will attempt to take advantage of the opportunity.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:24 AM (5tJAN)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:22 AM (geLO
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Just try not to piss them off or they'll spit oil into your food.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2023 10:24 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2023 10:13 AM (A0/af)
All my guns identify as Red Rider BB guns with a compass in the stock. I'm hoping they use it to find their way home from that ufortunate boating accident a few years ago.
Posted by: Reforger at April 22, 2023 10:25 AM (028Kh)
Like most absolutes, we are better served by engaging in a bit of reasoned judgement.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:26 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:14 AM (llXky)
The cool thing about this is that it will appease neither side.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 10:26 AM (PiwSw)
Stay safe from the “hostage blue check thing”
https://tinyurl.com/ecphw3fn
It's pretty funny.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2023 10:26 AM (TWLRj)
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
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I don't bother to follow politics because so much of it is just impotent bleating by a collapsing government.
If find it much more rewarding to focus on matters of faith, and I'm increasingly seeing all events through the lens of the spirit world. For a long time, I felt the Enemy on the advance, but now I'm not so sure. I think people are rallying back to God, not all at once, but I just keep encountering faith in unlikely places.
I also find far more satisfaction in improving the spaces around me than I ever did griping about the news. Some of my friends are drawing away from me for that reason, but others are taking a new look at their faith, which is wonderful.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:27 AM (llXky)
we all will go thru a 'cranky old bastard' stage at some point
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:27 AM (geLO8)
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Small price to pay for equity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:29 AM (FVME7)
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Poor baby!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:30 AM (FVME7)
Otherwise they'd be stuck. And we can't have a stalled leftwing agenda.
Thank Graham, Grassley and very conservative Mike Lee.
Schumer is thrilled.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 22, 2023 10:30 AM (Sdptm)
@charliesheen
dear @elonmusk
i’m sorry your fancy rocket
exploded in spectacular fashion. I’m certain you’ll build an even bigger and more explody one.
now,
may i please have my
blue check back?
it would mean a lot to me.
thank you in advance,
sincerely - c sheen
What a bunch of cheese-paring lame-asses these Hollywood twats are!
Millions in the bank, yet spending $8/mn to spew their ignorance to the world is too big a price.
Meh. Go getcher self another STD, Chaz.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2023 10:31 AM (RJQ8g)
France Destroys 2,300 Cans of Miller High Life Over “Champagne of Beers” Slogan
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at
I don't know. I met a sweet old Irish man at the pub recently. He must be 85 plus. Lost his wife a year ago. He was a jockey in his youth.
Anyhow he seems a sweet little old man.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 22, 2023 10:32 AM (eGTCV)
I rarely carry a purse but when I need to I don't have one. I don't like most of the cheap Chinese crap offered at Wal-Mart and won't spend money on the expensive Chinese crap offered at Kohl's.
I'm trying to make one myself with wood sides and fabric lining.
I'm not confident about my electric saw skills so Hubbymayhem has been drafted for this part.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 10:32 AM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:33 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2023 10:33 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)
They use the term “puberty blockers” because it sounds a lot better than what these drugs really do — sterilize and chemically castrate children.
Language matters. They intentionally candy coat it to keep the public oblivious to the horrific reality.
Puberty blockers are, literally, chemical castration of children, as Dr. Michael Biggs explains so well.
https://bit.ly/41MMT8H
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 22, 2023 10:33 AM (Do5/p)
Like a lot of other absolutes, I've let "always respect your elders" go. More now than ever, some simply do not deserve it and will attempt to take advantage of the opportunity.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:24 AM (5tJAN)
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Right, so I didn't have that information when I speculated, did I?
Even so, my point stands. So he skipped ahead in line, so what? What harm did everyone really suffer?
The problem with "there are no absolutes" is that pretty soon, everything is an exception. "Respect your elders" becomes "respect them when it's convenient," which becomes "never."
The whole point of respect is that it isn't cost-free. Again, I've love to live in a society were people just waved the elderly to the front.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:34 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Rosie is starting to look like someone's grandma now. I mean, so does Whoopie, but Rosie is looking like the sort of grandma who gets out and talks to friends. She doesn't look like she needs to be bitter and angry all the time and doesn't have to fill the empty void inside with Tastee-Cakes. diet Pepsi and grievances.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 10:35 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 10:36 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2023 10:36 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Kindltot
Why do I think Rosanne would cut a bitch over that mistake?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 10:38 AM (Wy1BU)
Piss on that. Line starts in the back, regardless of age.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:38 AM (5tJAN)
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2023 10:33 AM (wsHtO)
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Why was that a mistake?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:38 AM (llXky)
NEW - Illegal aliens who are LGBTQ may not be detained anymore under Democrats' new bill as they qualify as "vulnerable persons" — Fox
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 22, 2023 09:48 AM
Which means that no more illegal aliens will be able to be detained anymore, since every single one of them will idenfity as some alphabet soup type person to take advantage of this law.
Which is likely the purpose of the bill. Every single thing the Deep State does is to help criminals and prevent enforcement of laws in this country.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 22, 2023 10:38 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Haddaway at April 22, 2023 10:39 AM (GjRvg)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 10:40 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 10:42 AM (OX9vb)
She grew up with 4 brothers and worked in a crew with all men. Fear was her friend.
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2023 10:42 AM (wsHtO)
As my wife and I are finally retired we have a bass ackwards week. We do all our shopping and outdoor activities during the week. We let the people who work Mon to Fri have the stores and parks for themselves on the weekend.
It just seems considerate of the people still in the rat race.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 10:42 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Uncle Leo at Home Depot at April 22, 2023 10:43 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Katja at April 22, 2023 10:44 AM (GDvjU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:15 AM (5tJAN)
Concur. Nothing worse than an old grifter getting their grift on…senior discounts, AARP crapola, free shit covered by this or that government program, cutting in line and rape.
The old bastards are old and cunning and cheap.
More coffee…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2023 10:44 AM (zC7Vz)
France Destroys 2,300 Cans of Miller High Life Over “Champagne of Beers” Slogan
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
Miller High Life is even worse pisswater than Bud Light and should be destroyed for the good of humanity.
Posted by: I'd sooner Feast on the Beast than drink that swill at April 22, 2023 10:45 AM (GjRvg)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 22, 2023 10:38 AM (Wy1BU)
She'd probably smile while doing it. Especially with my explanation that O'Donnel looks like the Sta-Puft marshmallow man in a wig
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 10:45 AM (xhaym)
It just seems considerate of the people still in the rat race.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 10:42 AM (enJYY)
My retirement goal is to drive slowly and aimlessly about town with the blinker permanently on and tapping the brakes randomly. During rush hour. Like I've seen others do.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2023 10:45 AM (4I/2K)
Been here awhile looking to see what is going on.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:47 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 10:47 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 10:42 AM (OX9vb)
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Why is it rude for them to ask, though? I'm fascinated by this.
If respecting one's elders is important, it should mean you treat them differently than everyone else. Otherwise, it's meaningless.
I guess I'm biased. I *always* choose the worst line, the one that looks shortest, but then the payment doesn't work, or they want to return a blemished turnip. If I can let an older person move ahead and do so graciously, I'm not much worse off than I normally am.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:49 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 10:49 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2023 10:45 AM (4I/2K)
In a giant land yacht car like a Chrysler Imperial LeBaron.
Posted by: If you're gonna do it go all the way at April 22, 2023 10:50 AM (GjRvg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 10:50 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:51 AM (Y+l9t)
My retirement goal is to drive slowly and aimlessly about town with the blinker permanently on and tapping the brakes randomly. During rush hour. Like I've seen others do.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2023 10:45 AM
My state of Pennsylvania is in second place to Florida for aging population. While I don't see what you described, crossing the center line of the highway seems to be required in this state if retired. Every time it happens my adrenaline sores to 100% of max as I calculate a head on crash in the next few seconds. I swear like a summabitch every time. It happens nearly every time I drive anywhere.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 10:51 AM (enJYY)
From the comments, I would say not much.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:52 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I caught myself with a blinker needlessly blinking the other day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 10:53 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Miller has been using that for decades- France just noticed?
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 10:53 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:51 AM (Y+l9t)
The Power of the Senior Discount Compels You!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 22, 2023 10:53 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:53 AM (Y+l9t)
Because you're demanding a damn courtesy, instead of accepting one when offered. To Hell with that. I won't give in to that bullshit.
And look, stop trying to imply that your personal bias has to be uniformly accepted by the rest of us. Maybe you've decided to personally kiss the ass of every senior city you ever meet. Fine, kiss away. But it's not required, and it's certainly not a unanimously accepted point of view - as others besides me have expressed.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 22, 2023 10:54 AM (/yvx8)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my Uncle Leo. Not in a fiery crash like the passengers in his car.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 10:54 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 10:55 AM (z3WCn)
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We are too, but our shopping is calculated to miss the asshats that populate the stores on weekends and during the lunch hour(s) on weekdays. Think Walmart clientele, but at every store you go to.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2023 10:55 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 10:55 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:56 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
I HATE driving anymore !
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 10:56 AM (T4tVD)
I would love to see more Christian unity. That's the way that it should be. That being said, even my devoutly Catholic friends are wary of Francis.
There are a number of Eastern Rite "churches" that have been part of the Catholic church for ages - Ukrainian, Maronite, Melkite, etc. - but as far as I know, they have been part of the Catholic church for ages.
What's troubling, as an Orthodox Christian, is seeing the Patriarch of Constantinople cozying up to the Pope. Again, not that it wouldn't be great if the Great Schism could be healed, but both Francis and Bartholomew are globalists and the two of them working "jointly" makes me very, very nervous.
Posted by: Katja at April 22, 2023 10:57 AM (GDvjU)
And look, stop trying to imply that your personal bias has to be uniformly accepted by the rest of us. Maybe you've decided to personally kiss the ass of every senior city you ever meet. Fine, kiss away. But it's not required, and it's certainly not a unanimously accepted point of view - as others besides me have expressed.
Lighten up, Francis. It's Saturday morning.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:59 AM (eOEVl)
"You're out of money now, get out and don't harrass my customers outside"
I said "He's not out of money" after I slipped a $20 into his machine.
Dude looks at me and smiles. Starts playing... in nickles.
I said "hey. I only allow playing quarters on my money, loaded, 5 at a time"
He swiches to quarters and within 5 minutes hits 4 of a kind 3's with a 2 for $400.
Dude at the counter was pissed paying that one out.
I laughed when Stump tried to pay me back.
I easilly got 20 bucks worth of entertainment out of that.
Posted by: Reforger at April 22, 2023 10:59 AM (NS9Gp)
Posted by: JT
Me too. I always said if I was really rich, the one thing I would absolutely do would be to have a driver. Although I am sure I would still him/her how to drive.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:59 AM (Y+l9t)
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One of those land yachts driven down the road by a hat. Little oldsters who probably need blocks to reach the pedals with only the hat visibly driving.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2023 11:00 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 11:00 AM (geLO8)
What's troubling, as an Orthodox Christian, is seeing the Patriarch of Constantinople cozying up to the Pope. Again, not that it wouldn't be great if the Great Schism could be healed, but both Francis and Bartholomew are globalists and the two of them working "jointly" makes me very, very nervous.
I'd be really interested in what they say are the remaining doctrinal differences. I mean, they've been squabbling for over a millennium, so what has changed?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 11:01 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 11:01 AM (Keyt1)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy at April 22, 2023 11:04 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 11:04 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: DB - feelin' groovy
Some truly far right wackos acknowledge three "sacred" texts, the Bible, the Constitution, and the Uniform Commercial Code. One doesn't seem to belong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 22, 2023 11:04 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2023 10:45 AM (4I/2K)
My father's biggest pissoff was the group of old men that were always present at oil change/ tire/repair places at the crack of dawn to make sure the working class was late for work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2023 11:05 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 11:01 AM (eOEVl)
The little town I live in has a neighboring town that touches our border, and them who are important in both towns have been talking forever about combining the towns but have always run up against the solid conviction of both towns' governments that they will wind up on top and negotiate from that position.
They want to combine because it means a larger tax base the winning government can control. And both sides do intend to control it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 11:05 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2023 09:23 AM (oINRc)
Just tell them that a Mickey Mantle rookie card beats all others.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2023 11:06 AM (tkR6S)
Judging from tshirts sold at souvenir shops the movie 300 was very popular here and copyright not really well enforced.
Posted by: blaster
If you have not read it, I would read "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield. Pressfield has probably fallen out of favor with the Horde Bunch, as he is anti-Trump and gone "woke". But it is a REALLY good book, a novelized story of the stand at the Hot Gates.
Stranger, go tell the Spartans
Here we lie
According to their will
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 22, 2023 11:06 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Doof at April 22, 2023 11:07 AM (LLddH)
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 11:07 AM (4svuj)
Posted by: Kathy at April 22, 2023 11:09 AM (JklXp)
Well now, maybe now I'm complaining about people complaining...
Life is so complicated.
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2023 11:10 AM (wsHtO)
Severe thunderstorms predicted so can't decide what to do with my day.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 11:11 AM (Y+l9t)
Severe thunderstorms predicted so can't decide what to do with my day.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Singin' in the rain ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 11:13 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2023 10:33 AM (wsHtO)
"Well, that's too freaking bad!" (What my reply would be, and I'm 76. And I don't pull that crap). I think working with the public for over 20 years (many years ago) changed my "cheery outlook" forever. Grrrr.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 22, 2023 11:15 AM (Zvtjl)
This frustrates me. More than the dude with the blinker on for the last 3 miles.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2023 11:17 AM (Q4IgG)
Severe thunderstorms predicted so can't decide what to do with my day.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Singin' in the rain ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2023 11:13 AM (T4tVD)
Hang out here at the HQ.
Drink.
Watch hockey playoffs later.
Drink some more.
THEN maybe sing in the rain.
Posted by: Doof at April 22, 2023 11:17 AM (LLddH)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 10:59 AM (eOEVl)
SCREW YOU!!
Posted by: Francis at April 22, 2023 11:19 AM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: pawn at April 22, 2023 11:21 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 22, 2023 10:11 AM (llXky)
Well, me being me, I would have said something like, "Well, if I had taken X number of shots and boosters that were supposed to prevent me getting the Coof, and then still got the Coof, I would be questioning the efficacy of those shots and boosters. But that's me, and I am a cynical so and so. You do you."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2023 11:21 AM (tkR6S)
I know that between the canonical Eastern Orthodox and various Oriental Orthodox churches, there has been discussion, and at least with one or two of them that the "big" issues have been mainly due to translation issues.
The Ukrainian Catholic Church is interesting, because it very much looks and feels like Orthodoxy. On the other hand, they acknowledge the Pope as the head of the Church, and although they basically tend to their own matters, they ultimately have to listen to Rome. One of the reasons the Eastern Rite churches lost tons of adherents to the Orthodox in the United States about a century ago (and probably led to the American Carpatho-Russian diocese) is that Rome ordered that Eastern Rite priests in the US be unmarried, like the Roman rite priests. Most Eastern Rite priests in the old country are married, and this was a huge affront to them. A lot of the "Russian Orthodox" outside of the big cities were actually Ukrainians, Ruthenians, Slovaks, etc., and the Orthodox priests ministered to them.
Posted by: Katja at April 22, 2023 11:23 AM (GDvjU)
Posted by: Katja at April 22, 2023 11:23 AM (GDvjU)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 11:01 AM (eOEVl)
It all started with the Filoque, and whether Constantinople as the "New Rome" was entitled to all of the privileges and perquisites of the Patriachates established by the Apostles, especially that of Rome.
Posted by: Mass Media at April 22, 2023 11:24 AM (jf6Id)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 10:56 AM (Y+l9t)
I have not decided yet. Lots going on this year, and I have to ponder things. I do hope so!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 22, 2023 11:24 AM (OX9vb)
"Twitter is Boomer MySpace."
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2023 11:25 AM (TWLRj)
Right. The Filoque is kind of a big doctrinal deal, so I don't see how one squares that circle.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 11:27 AM (eOEVl)
I'll bet.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 11:30 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Tracy at April 22, 2023 11:32 AM (cgb1T)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2023 11:27 AM (eOEVl
That's why it's been the subject of recriminations and mutual anathemas for the past thousand years.
Although I think the anathemas were lifted in the last generation or so.
Posted by: Mass Media at April 22, 2023 11:33 AM (jf6Id)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 22, 2023 11:35 AM (jf6Id)
Posted by: Mass Media at April 22, 2023 11:33 AM (jf6Id)
Preparation H can help.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2023 11:38 AM (tkR6S)
Recently, I've read two people who have recommended Timothy Patitsas' recent book "The Ethics of Beauty". He's the dean of the Greek Orthodox seminary in Boston. Basically any Greek Orthodox priest educated in the US goes there. He's written that he'd like to see the Creed be universally adopted without the filioque or amended to this:"And I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life, Who proceeds from the Father in order to rest upon and shine out through the Son, anointing Him in time as the Christ, the Holy One of Israel, and eternally as the Son of the Living God." I'm no theologian, so I don't have much of a comment on that, but it's interesting...
A lot of the "big" issues now come from what the Orthodox now considered more or less invented doctrine of more recent times such as papal infallibility.
Posted by: Katja at April 22, 2023 11:39 AM (GDvjU)
It indicates that we are winning on multiple fronts
Thank you !!
Posted by: Paul at April 22, 2023 01:44 PM (jITZK)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 22, 2023 01:59 PM (lXta9)
Anheuser Busch stock has been going up not down
Anyone can easily check that but if course no one WANTED to do that
Posted by: Paul at April 22, 2023 02:38 PM (sR1qv)
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