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This is an osteospermum that my son bought me years ago. It's really blooming this year, along with some gazanias. They're trying to take over my front lawn this year. They are such over-achievers. Here is an early gaillardia growing under one of the lion's tails: For years, my Sago palm was very unhappy, so I stuck in a pot in full Sun and this is the best it has ever looked: Edible Gardening/Putting Things By Last week, I mentioned that I had bought some Microgreen seeds, and got a question about them in the comments. The seeds I bought are a mix of cabbage/mustard type plants. Easy to grow, flavorful. But there are other possibilities. Like herbs. Sometimes it seems like dill is never in the garden at the right time. But you can grow these dill seeds either as tall, willowy microgreens or as sprouts. Once Ace took up growing broccoli sprouts. For safety reasons, it is best to get seeds specifically for sprouting (or to pre-treat seeds) to prevent bacterial growth if you are going to become a sprout enthusiast. One famous case of multiple fatal food poisonings in Germany came from raw organic sprouts. Microgreens don't require the same level of precaution, because they aren't grown wet, and you don't eat the roots. I like sunflower microgreens (often called sprouts), which are bigger than many microgreens. Oh...I almost forgot! Is anyone growing microgreens? I have been having ball growing them this winter. At the moment I've got peas, broccoli, Italian Parsley, arugula, sunflowers, and china rose radishes under a kludged grow light fixture I hung on big cup hooks under a cabinet in the laundry room! We've had scads of fresh crunchy greens all winter. The only things I had to buy were the grow light bulb and a couple of compressed coir blocks...and seeds, of course. It's been a treat to have fresh crunchy greens to put in a sandwich and with lots of lettuces being off the market, to amp up Iceberg salads.Microgreens are a great way for people with no outdoor garden space to garden. But they can be grown outdoors, too. You can also use thinnings of many regular crops as microgreens. Just pinch off the roots and wash well. Back in 2020, CBD had a request: May I suggest a section in your gardening thread for people like me? People who can't garden worth a damn but still want fresh herbs? My house faces north, and the south side is almost completely shaded by very tall trees, so I don't have full sun anywhere for very long... But I still can grow thyme and rosemary in a pot, although I use so much that I actually killed the thyme plant at the end of the summer!Response related to microgreens: For those with limited patience, how about starting with some Micro Herbs? No fancy set-ups required, harvest in just a few weeks. The kids can help. Directions for growing at the link.
My fairy garden is complete. It was a lot of fun to put together. Thought the gardening folks would enjoy a few pics. Hey KT, There was some discussion of gnomes in last weeks comments. We have a number of gnomes, many of which we inherited when some of the elderly ladies on the block passed away. Their families brought the gnomes to us, so inadvertently we have opened an orphaned gnome old age home. Mr. WeeKreek found this and it amused us, but if you don't like to see gnome carnage, look away. I believe the one in his mouth is dead. You don't often see a dead gnome. The gnome sniper was a separate buy. Mr. WeeKreek found that one and thought it was larger, turns out it was tiny but works perfectly for defending his friends from a dinosaur massacre.I'm waiting for the movie. If you want to share some non-snow pictures with the group, the hummingbirds are crazy about the bottlebrush and aloes! Hope everyone has a nice weekend. If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, the address is: ktinthegarden at g mail dot com Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker. Week in Review What has changed since last week's thread? Saturday Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, April 15 Any thoughts or questions? I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
My sago (large, in ground) completely died down this year due to 10 degree flas freeze (and I had it covered!) But it just started to put a whole batch of new fronds for this year, it's fun to watch. They all come out the top together and grow about 2" per day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2023 01:22 PM (r46W7) Posted by: KT at April 22, 2023 01:24 PM (rrtZS) 3
But I'm very annoyed with my irises. They were in a shady spot and wouldn't bloom, so I replanted them all in a much sunnier bed. The foliage is great, they all look very healthy, but they still won't bloom! An amaryllis in the same bed is blooming spectacularly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2023 01:24 PM (r46W7) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2023 01:29 PM (gVydF) 5
No gardening or yard work here. Snowed again last night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 22, 2023 01:32 PM (T/Lqj) 6
I got sprouts growing in the tomatoes on my countertop. It may not be safe, but they taste fine in my BLT. Coffee and mayo mitigate the damage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2023 01:32 PM (V4X9X) 7
I grow Fenugreek sprouts for my wife. She loves them in salads and sometimes in a wrap. I do all the work, which is hardly any work at all; change the water in the morning and late in the afternoon. I bought a one pound bag of them in 2019 and still have one quarter of them left. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 01:34 PM (enJYY) 8
Unfortunate cactus flowers only last a day, many are very pretty. 2 of our saguaros have blossoms which makes me ask why the other 9 are slackers.
The temps are rising quickly in AJ so the yellow desert flowers are umber, except for the Brittle Bushes which cause my hayfever to go nuts. The Palo Verde trees are starting to pop so now we'll have more yellow; but, with lots and lots of bees. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2023 01:34 PM (gVydF) 9
Jewells, fo you allow frogs in your garden?
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 01:35 PM (4svuj) 10
We took our garden fencing down to plow the garden this winter. Just now putting it back up.
Pain in the rear, cause when we're done for the day, we have to re-string the electric fence... once we didn't, and lost a week's worth of asparagus to the deer! We have a line of raised beds on the southern edge, and that's where the strawberries and serviceberries are, too. Oh, well. We also changed the paths. Even under wood chips, it was surprising how compacted the paths were. Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2023 01:35 PM (cPGH3) Posted by: skywch at April 22, 2023 01:36 PM (uqhmb) 12
Good afternoon Greenthumbs
Still no veggies planted, have lots of chives and oregano. Dogwood is blooming but it's not as young as it use to be. Working on a 3rd Napoleonic era shako but my metal casting is getting closer but not good enough Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 01:36 PM (xhxe8) 13
Nice Fairy Garden Jewells, need more shrooms.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2023 01:39 PM (gVydF) 14
First fairy garden I ever saw was outside a children's dentist office in the flower beds, thought it was cute, Jewells yours is much more involved than that one.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 01:43 PM (xhxe8) 15
I love the gnomes and the tiny fairyscapes! Moss might be nice in one of those.
That reminds me of a famous Japanese restaurant in LA that is in the neighborhood of the Magic Castle. They had a beautiful garden with the most exquisite short mounded grass that I wanted to pet like it was fur. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 01:44 PM (Mzdiz) 16
I'm intrigued with the "micro greens."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2023 01:44 PM (Q4IgG) 17
here in the Berkshires, all of my hostas are starting to spike
all 8K of them been collecting my pee in my 4 wheeler spray tank for a month now cheapest and best deer repellent evah Posted by: REDACTED at April 22, 2023 01:47 PM (us2H3) 18
I have had 2 gnomes for years but never painted them very oddly enough.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 01:48 PM (xhxe8) 19
cheapest and best deer repellent evah
Posted by: REDACTED Had a nurseryman tell me hostas are deer cocaine. Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2023 01:50 PM (cPGH3) Posted by: KT at April 22, 2023 01:53 PM (rrtZS) 21
So, garden report: We planted a dozen cabbage and broccoli plants yesterday, sowed 4 rows each of yellow and white corn, 4 rows of Contender beans and Blue Lakes, and 2 rows of (regular) okra. I've sprouted some red and white okra seeds in the house to plant in selected areas for seed saving at the end of the season. The white ones were pretty costly, and I'd rather not have to buy them again.
The corn we planted on 4/2 is about 4" now and doing nicely. My heirloom Buhl corn hasn't come up yet (it's only been a week). The onions and potatoes are doing well and need to be hoed. Publius ran the tiller between the rows so that took care of a lot of weeds. This is a new garden so there are a lot of "grass" clumps in it. Eventually they'll be composted into the soil, but random clumps are tossed out. Publius has Thumper activated now (the electric fence). Woe to the deer who try to mess with that! On the flower side, I potted 3 dozen Liatris and a few peonies and dahlias. My tomato babies are still pretty small but I'll need to pot them up soon. Still too early for them or the peppers to go out. We're expecting some sub-50 temps in the coming week. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 01:54 PM (Mzdiz) 22
We have a decorative plant in several areas I absolutely cannot stand. Does anyone here really like hostas? Things are uncontrollable.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2023 01:54 PM (KATBx) Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2023 01:55 PM (w0NJk) 24
Next two nights might dip below 32 here .... grapes just started to leaf out last week, nothing else emerging yet except snow peas up a few inches ... they should be fine. Oh, and last years turnips have presented a nice yellow display starting a few weeks ago ...
The two geese that nest by my pond now are raising their five goslings ... lots of walks in the winter rye. Next week time for burn down (of the rye and weeds in the field) to get ready to plant soybeans. Thanks for the garden pics and garden stories. cheers Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2023 01:56 PM (Cus5s) 25
Slugs love hostas.. we get some huge ones with the stripes and all that. I was on the porch one night barefoot and stepped on one I didn't see. Yuckkk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2023 01:56 PM (DH6xl) 26
Jewells, I love your fairy garden. Just asked my DIL if she wants to do a project with the girls.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 01:56 PM (Y+l9t) 27
It's been looking on and off rain all day, supposed to get showers later
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 01:58 PM (72njT) 28
I container planted jalapeños, poblano, cherry tomato called chocolate sprinkles which was the only cherry size that HomeDepot had and basil. I have two more large pots and trying to decide if I should plant more veges or get a couple more perennials for my little terrace.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 01:59 PM (Y+l9t) 29
Had a nurseryman tell me hostas are deer cocaine.
Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2023 01:50 PM (cPGH3) I have 4 of them along the house and they may be safe, since the deer are wary and tend to stay near the edge of the woods back here. I'm planning to get 5 more to plant along the back porch. We're skipping putting in a lawn, and focusing on plants instead. I'm a big fan of perennials because they know when to start in the spring. My brother's been mowing the wild stuff and it looks sort of lawnlike. It will do. He left about 10 feet at the edge of the woods so now we have yellow weed flowers, which look quite pretty at a distance Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 01:59 PM (Mzdiz) 30
Slugs love hostas.. we get some huge ones with the stripes and all that. I was on the porch one night barefoot and stepped on one I didn't see. Yuckkk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2023 01:56 PM (DH6xl) Gross! And you have to really scrub to get the slime off your foot. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:01 PM (Mzdiz) 31
Tower Hill, gorgeous gardens near where I used to live had a fairy walk every year. Thee were little fairy gardens hidden along the walk for the kids(and adults like me) to find.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 02:02 PM (Y+l9t) 32
Had a nurseryman tell me hostas are deer cocaine.
Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2023 01:50 PM (cPGH3) the deer think my grounds are a Shoney's salad bar Posted by: REDACTED at April 22, 2023 02:03 PM (us2H3) Posted by: REDACTED at April 22, 2023 02:09 PM (us2H3) 34
GET IN MY FREEZER
Posted by: Miley, to deer at April 22, 2023 02:10 PM (Mzdiz) 35
We've got a downpour here breaking the heat, which my newly planted cherry tomato loved this week, since I already had to prune 3 flower offshoots.
I'm thankful for the rain b/c it means no watering the 2 garden boxes or the containers. For those with small spaces, herbs are so cost-effective, and you can use herbs in veg quantities to get veg benefits. Chimichurri, pesto, or just "green herb sauce with acid and olive oil" will work on proteins, vegs, and grains, and are so nice to have around when needed... As I mentioned last week, while I don't do "micro", I do grow a ton of herbs in a very tiny footprint, this year with flat leaf parsley, sweet basil, thyme, rosemary, mint, lemon balm, and lavender (and in the past have done cilantro and dill, although both are less able to handle my family's growing style of benign neglect, so I passed on them this year, especially since HMart sells cilantro for pennies on the dollar)... Posted by: Nova Local at April 22, 2023 02:10 PM (exHjb) 36
I met a woman who had the most amazing garden and house, outside of San Diego. She was a geranium enthusiast and had hundreds of varieties.
Since she was an artist, her garden was decorated with dozens of interesting pieces. Uneven elevations made winding pathways with trees and bushes, creating dozens of charming spaces. I've never seen anything like it. Posted by: Miley, to deer at April 22, 2023 02:14 PM (Mzdiz) 37
/off deer sock
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:15 PM (Mzdiz) 38
For those with little space, I like dwarf tomatoes that you can have in 12" pots. One variety, "Tiny Tim," was wonderfully prolific. All you have to do is water and eat off the plant while enjoying the sun.
Seriously, I didn't even feed them. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:17 PM (Mzdiz) 39
I did dried basil according to a recipe posted here. Can it be done with cilantro too? If so, worth planting. It's just me so can't use up a lot of fresh herbs. I can turn basil into pesto and freeze it so makes it worthwhile but have ignored most others because I can't use enough to make it worthwhile. What about dill?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 02:19 PM (Y+l9t) 40
Hey that reminds me - does anyone have experience with making fertilizer from urine? Times and ratios to water, please, if you know.
Also collecting coffee grounds and eggshells for the tomatoes. How much should I use and when? I'll be dissolving the eggshells in vinegar and applying a solution. Ditto for that. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:19 PM (Mzdiz) 41
Jewells, I love your fairy garden! My daffodils have all died down and now the dicentra (bleeding hearts) is popping into bloom, I like the white dicentra better than the traditional pink, must be raycist!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2023 02:21 PM (a4EWo) 42
Sharon, when I lived in Sweden they sold little boxes with frozen herbs in them, like dill and chives and the like. I've heard that you can stuff a few tbsp of finely chopped herbs in each compartment of an ice cube tray, add water, and freeze your own herb cubes.
I have not mastered the Growing of the Herbs. I seriously need to up my game. My only triumph was planting about 2 dozen parsley plants in a window box, which I moved to the garage in front of a window come winter. I didn't need to buy parsley for months. Now they're on their way out and I haven't even sown seed yet for this year. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:25 PM (Mzdiz) 43
DDS, I love the Alba dicentris too! I want some for the back porch area. I remember the first time I saw a bleeding heart flower in my friend's garden. I was 9 and I almost cried, it was so beautiful.
All we had were marigolds and portulaca. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:27 PM (Mzdiz) 44
Oh, and I heard about your misadventure with the branch. How is your cheek?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:28 PM (Mzdiz) 45
I think I might have a casting good enough for my new shako, each attempt has been better than last.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 02:29 PM (xhxe8) 46
Miley, that's an interesting idea. I recently tried that with tomato sauce because I got tired of throwing away 3/4 of a jar.
The basil was super easy. Spread out on a cookie sheet. 200 degree oven for 20 minutes. I don't think my garden is very cost effective but I love being able to go out and pick fresh veges right outside my door. Also, pickled jalapeños last a long time in the fridge and don't require elaborate canning technique. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 02:33 PM (Y+l9t) 47
Today is erf day. Plant some trees, burn some tires.
Posted by: Ronster at April 22, 2023 02:35 PM (/gI85) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 22, 2023 02:36 PM (atmen) 49
Off to treadmill for awhile because it's pouring cats and dogs(oh, wait, should save that for the pet thread) and I need some gainzzz today.
I've been meaning to send the pictures I took at the bee sanctuary in Cozumel in December. It is an interesting story. I'll send it this week. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 02:38 PM (Y+l9t) 50
I don't really think my gardening is a profitable operation (although the sheer volume of what we can put by during the growing season covers a good part of the expenses for my little projects). It's never as good as fresh, but it beats what you can get from the food processing industry. Nothing in them but what we put there. And I think that's the real motivation.
Come burning times, you simply can't protect a garden from human marauders, but it's nice to imagine that we'd have all of this good food without having to seek it out. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 02:40 PM (Mzdiz) 51
JEWELLS I LOVE YOUR FAIRY GARDEN!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2023 02:45 PM (EGSGm) 52
>>>@39 Greetings, Sharon ... I've just made two fruit-flavored simple syrups (peach, strawberry) for adding to iced tea ... Also experimented making a smaller batch of syrup flavored with basil and lime (actually TrueLime packets of crystallized lime) which turned out pretty tasty ... Thought you might like to have another way to use up any extra basil from your garden.
Posted by: Kathy at April 22, 2023 02:45 PM (JklXp) 53
Miley, I didn't think that it looked too bad this morning, but my youngest dropped in to grab a suitcase for his trip and when I opened the door he said, 'Gee, Mom, what the heck happened to your face?". I guess that I will wear a mask to visit hubs at the home, even though they finally dropped the mask requirement this week. I am going to look for those Tiny Tim tomatoes too. They sound perfect.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 22, 2023 02:48 PM (a4EWo) 54
Erfday, erfday, erfday, soon gonna be serfday.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 02:51 PM (4svuj) 55
The gnomes are hysterical. My neighbor across the street is a garden fanatic, he grows micro greens and I get to partake. He also has a number of satsuma and kumquat trees so we get plenty of those, too. They are great - they are yard tchotchke fanatics, bathtubs, sculptures and most recently an entire wrought iron bed. But whatever makes them happy!
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2023 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ) 56
Thanks for the thread, KT. I am envious of gardeners with poppies. I can't get them to grow. Not sure if it's the soil or the pests.
I got a bumper crop of daffodils and the light yellow look-alikes. Also, despite digging up the grape hyacinth volunteers from my lawn and giving them to newlyweds TWO YEARS AGO, I ended up with a cluster of seven (!?) springing up in the same spot. A fallen branch came down on the deck last week and broke two pots. One is no great loss, but the other is the green onion garden. Going to have to replace it ASAP. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2023 02:58 PM (/+bwe) 57
I love your fairy garden, Jewells. That is so much fun to see.
I am not really a gardener, but FenSpouse had planted Easter lillies, hyacinths , daffodils or other Spring flowers we've had at various churches for the Easter services over the years and the front yard looks lovely. The gardeners would know what a tiny white and pink flower that grows all over the yard. FenSpouse doesn't want to cut the grass because they all look so pretty on the lawn. I am also happy lilacs ate out. They are one of my favorite flowers! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2023 02:59 PM (Keyt1) 58
I just got some Tiny Tim seeds on Amazon. Shoulda done it sooner!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:01 PM (Mzdiz) 59
The forecast says it will get up to the 70's this week, the first time, I think since November. The Asian pear is in full bloom and the apple and pear trees should be in full bloom by Wednesday. Even the grape cuttings I put in water to root are finally putting roots out. I did what I think is the last of the apple grafts for the year, and this year I am experimenting with whip and tongue grafts. No idea if I got it right. I have some suckers coming up from around an old apple stump, so instead of continuing to cut them off I decided to heap dirt around them and graft them so I can pull rooted starts out next winter and plant them where I want them. Gravenstein, Grimes Golden, and some sort of red winter apple that I liked and nipped the scion wood off. Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2023 03:01 PM (xhaym) 60
We had a neighbor when I was young who had a number of garden gnomes and a lawn jockey. The gnomes were scary when we were little, but as we got older we'd mess with them by moving them around.
I'm still envious of the lawn jockey. He held a working (battery) light. All were made out of concrete IIRC. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2023 03:02 PM (Q4IgG) 61
DDS, I sure hope you heal quickly! Perhaps some herbal compress to help ease the swelling? I know there must be something.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:02 PM (Mzdiz) 62
Jewells, that is the cutest thing I've seen! Also looks more peaceful than the WeeKreek Rest Gnome-home and Dinosaur Preserve.
I didn't know that deer like hostas. I guess there aren't any around here (yet). I'm more worried about what turkeys like, as there seem to be a few more this year and the toms are sounding off directly across from my house. Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 22, 2023 03:05 PM (/+bwe) 63
Doing a search for herbal topicals for facial bruising has probably flagged Publius for being a wife beater.
Anyway, I came up with arnica (they sell topical creams; Publius' mom bruises incredibly easily and she uses that). Of some help. There are others, try here https://tinyurl.com/39utfa9j Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:07 PM (Mzdiz) 64
I love the gnomes and I love the fairy garden! I have a bunch of gnomes all over my garden, including some nasty ones that have signs that say leave or go away. Hoping the birds and rodents and raccoons can read.
I finally finished after two weeks of something every day, getting all my summer veg and herbs and flowers in. Now it is just maintenance and pest control until the zucchini onslaught to start the summer! Posted by: keena at April 22, 2023 03:08 PM (RiTnx) 65
Sharon, you can easily freeze dill in baggies. I just pull off the fronds and shove them in a bag, don't even wash it as I don't use any chemicals. Just bunch it up into a tight clump and then when you want some dill just use a scissor to cut some off.
Posted by: WeeKreekFarmGirl at April 22, 2023 03:09 PM (83Gjm) 66
60 My old Polish landlady had a lawn jockey back in her elaborate flower garden. It was worse for wear, and I repaired it with some epoxy and new paint in the original complexion and rigged a little solar light in the lantern.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2023 03:10 PM (lz5hY) 67
Years ago a local brewer had a gnome in his tasting room. One day it was *stolen* and he grilled all of us to see who was the culprit, no one fessed up.
Meanwhile the gnome traveled the world getting pictures taken with landmarks. The gnome and all the pictures *reappeared* in the taproom one day. It was a good laugh for all of the regulars (including the brewery owner). Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2023 03:11 PM (3peCf) 68
I'm still envious of the lawn jockey. He held a working (battery) light. All were made out of concrete IIRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2023 03:02 PM (Q4IgG) A family up the road when I was a kid had a black lawn jockey, which I found fascinating when we trick or treated (where you can get up close and personal). In PA where my mom used to live, there was a house on the corner with a big, big lot. They scattered Virgin Mary statues, deer statues, glass balls and I don't know what all, evenly over their corner lot (where all traffic in town eventually goes, since it's a major artery, even if not much traffic). It was wild. People would nod their heads understandingly. "Italians." Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:12 PM (Mzdiz) 69
Happy Erf Day! Don't forget to kill your girlfriend and keep her dismembered body in a trunk in your closet!
Posted by: Proper observance requires dedication and sacrifice at April 22, 2023 03:14 PM (GjRvg) 70
Keena, that sounds awesome!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:14 PM (Mzdiz) 71
iley, that's an interesting idea. I recently tried that with tomato sauce because I got tired of throwing away 3/4 of a jar.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 02:33 PM Pizza sauce, while more expensive, does not tend to go bad. Our Dollar ( now $1.25, thanks Joe) Store now sells 15 ounce squeeze bottles of Contadina. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY) 72
That stolen gnome traveling the world is a riot! So happy he found his way home.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:15 PM (Mzdiz) 73
now sells 15 ounce squeeze bottles of Contadina.
Posted by: Divide by Zero Used to be quart size, FJB's inflation has morphed into shrinkflation too. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 22, 2023 03:16 PM (3peCf) 74
68 Lawn statues exist in the Southwest. A 2 bedroom bungalow with, of course, Our Lady, and rabbits and of course burrows. Best neighborhood to buy tamales out of a bucket.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2023 03:16 PM (lz5hY) 75
Miley, do you remember who it was in Florida had lifesize 'anatomically correct' statues on top their concrete walls? Painted pink?
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 03:17 PM (4svuj) 76
The gentle sounds of wind chimes and tree leaves rustling, and neighbors doing double-taps on the other side of the woods. I love it here!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:17 PM (Mzdiz) 77
Traveling Gnome story was good
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2023 03:17 PM (xhxe8) 78
Miley, do you remember who it was in Florida had lifesize 'anatomically correct' statues on top their concrete walls? Painted pink?
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 03:17 PM (4svuj) No, but there was an Iranian family in LA in the 80s with naked statues on the wall surrounding their house, painted in flesh tones in a lifelike style. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:19 PM (Mzdiz) 79
Woulda been better with tan lines.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:19 PM (Mzdiz) 80
> It was wild. People would nod their heads understandingly.
"Italians." Posted by: Miley, okravangelist ______________ We had a house like that in the old 'hood. White iron fence with gaudy gates, statues of all the classics and then some, faux columns. He owned the local trash company. "Owned." Mafia owned. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2023 03:20 PM (Q4IgG) 81
In PA where my mom used to live, there was a house on the corner with a big, big lot. They scattered Virgin Mary statues, deer statues, glass balls and I don't know what all, evenly over their corner lot (where all traffic in town eventually goes, since it's a major artery, even if not much traffic). It was wild. People would nod their heads understandingly. "Italians." Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:12 PM I remember a house in King of Prussia, just like that. I don't recall they had a lawn of any sort just every imaginable lawn trinket ever made covering every square inch. Except pink flamingo's. I like pink flamingo's on a lawn. It says, "I live here, but I'd rather live in Florida." Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 03:21 PM (enJYY) 82
Florida nude statues painted pink - i think that was Robin Williams and Nathan Lane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2023 03:22 PM (r46W7) 83
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Posted by: PattiO'Table at April 22, 2023 03:23 PM (6IuJk) 84
80 We had a house like that in the old hood. And, no kidding, that's where Cadillac Joe met his demise one Sunday morning. Should have gone to Mass with his wife and kids but decided to be a stand up guy. The Mahoning Valley in the 60s.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 22, 2023 03:24 PM (lz5hY) 85
That's right, LA. Iranians can't let their artistic freak flap in their own country.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2023 03:25 PM (4svuj) 86
Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 01:54 PM
Contender beans should be a good choice where you are. Posted by: KT at April 22, 2023 03:26 PM (rrtZS) 87
I like pink flamingo's on a lawn. It says, "I live here, but I'd rather live in Florida."
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 03:21 PM (enJYY) LOL, I love that! It's kinda true. We have some gigantic tires rolled down the slope in the woods that has been the redneck trash heap here at Casa Publius. I may use them for a garden feature outside the future chicken coop. If we can roll them up the slope. I will NOT press the porcelain throne out there into decorative service . We must draw a line in the sand. My brother put a roll of tp out there on a branch. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 03:28 PM (Mzdiz) 88
Local hummingbirds are glaring at my lilac, which is late to open because it's been unseasonably cool this spring.
The daphne is blooming. My jasmine is not quite showing flower buds. Tulips are in bloom. Daffys are mostly done. Giant hyacinth smell up the entire neighborhood (in a good way). Bleeding heart bloomed overnight. This flowers are so gorgeous. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2023 03:38 PM (U2p+3) 89
Looks like the eastern side of Pennsylvania is gonna get nailed with strong thunderstorms and possible tornado in the next couple of hours. Which is weird, strong warm wind out of the south, t-storm system moving west to east. Should hit my area about 5 pm. Maybe it's the combination of wind directions which has the weather peeps whispering tornado. Not usually an issue in this area. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2023 03:38 PM (enJYY) 90
Everytime I catch this thread, I say how much I love it. I do, from the beautiful flowers & plants, fairies & gnomes, herbs, and butterflies and hummingbirds, and how they grow and thrive, thank you.
I had the prettiest Nasturtiums a few years ago but fighting ants for them was maddening. Heavy rain, wind until 9 pm predicted for SE PA. Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 22, 2023 04:13 PM (GshMh) 91
Thanks for a lot of good suggestions especially the freezing dill one. I love using dill in chicken soup but dried is just not the same.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 22, 2023 04:22 PM (Y+l9t) 92
Contender beans should be a good choice where you are.
Posted by: KT at April 22, 2023 03:26 PM (rrtZS) We did them in 2020, IIRC, and they were very prolific (and early). This soil is really quite nice (better than the old garden, Publius thinks) and they should do well. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 05:02 PM (Mzdiz) 93
Stay safe, Lola. Those are my old stomping grounds in my youth - Mont Clare and Phoenixville.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 22, 2023 05:04 PM (Mzdiz) 94
From Boise area: At a Project Appleseed event, on my feet nearly all day. Tired!!
10 minute sleet storm Tues. evening! Planted 12 shelling peas, 3 spinach, 3 lettuce. Dug and loosened the soil in 2 raised beds. Crocus flowers have flopped, hyacinths just past peak, tulip leaves full height but only a few buds so far. Lilacs have leaf and flower buds. HOA irrigation came on but we haven't turned our sprayers on yet. Managed to throw last pile of fall leaves into trash, plus 102 pine cones from under the pine tree. So far, all indoor starts looking great. Have to decide when to put them out, probably under covers. Posted by: Pat* at April 22, 2023 11:16 PM (WAYaX) 95
Got hoses set up, irrigation water now 'on', cleaned out planters.
Tomorrow will refill planters and pot-up a few things. Still too early to bring out patio chairs/ cushions Posted by: JQ at April 23, 2023 12:27 AM (o0Fxd) 96
Celery is one of the most amazing plants to home grow. You can start it from the the bottom of the grocery store clump in the fridge, if you don't wait too long and if it wasn't treated with no growth hormones. Root it in a cup of water. Transplant when roots appear. It will be a lushih dark green, compared to the anemic clump you bought. The aroma is tremendous when chopping and the flavor much bolder and tastier.
Posted by: MacRadDoc at April 23, 2023 04:02 PM (I+tMz) 97
The rise of purchasing malls with large skylights created a brand new
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