Mid-Morning Art Thread

Shinnecock Hills
William Merritt Chase

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Really nice; Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (Keyt1)

2 I like this one. Thanks!

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (gmo/4)

3 i like this

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (BRHaw)

4 New thread

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (roPuI)

5 heh heh

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (Vwz3I)

6 Take me home, country roads.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (gmo/4)

7 That ain't a Yellow Brick Road !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 09:29 AM (T4tVD)

8 C0ck teasing the horde.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:30 AM (Vwz3I)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

10 What is on the right?

Is that Woodhenge?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 17, 2023 09:30 AM (Gf3mx)

11 Very Louis L'Amour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Related: I guess 'cock' is a forbidden word at AP/CP...

"Two people are dead following an altercation at a late night chicken fight Friday in Honolulu."

[Even though 'cockfight' is one, unhyphenated word.]

"The cockpit? What is it?"

"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now!"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (Vwz3I)

13 Looks kinda'.....dry.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

14 Take out the water and it looks like the road I will drive down here in about 15 minutes.
Would not hang. It reminds me of work.

Posted by: Reforger at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (LnFB7)

15 Just a terminal moraine, a glorified sand bar.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (jf6Id)

16 Painted way before they built the golf course and ruined the area.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (gmo/4)

17 Is that a view of polishballs point?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (+coCW)

18 Happy little clouds.

Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (gLRfa)

19 American Impressionism tends to be less fuzzy than the original French kind. We improved it.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (BHrzb)

20 Looks dusty...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (rUKH1)

21 Where are all the dead Indians?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

22 I think that's the Monty Python "It's..." guy on the horizon.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (N3zMI)

23 Shinnecock

:: perks up ::

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (t0OGg)

24 If I didn't polish it so much, it wouldn't Shinne would it?!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

25 Even the sniper didn't bother showing up.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2023 09:32 AM (MBGMJ)

26 So this is landscape on Long Island? (Long-giland)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

27 William Merritt Chase, Shinnecock Hills,
ca. 1895,
oil on canvas,
34 1⁄8 x 39 1⁄2 in. (86.6 x 100.4 cm), Smithsonian American Art Museum

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

28 Here is a different version: Kind of French looking

https://tinyurl.com/2p9984yc

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

29 Nice clouds.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

30 Where are all the dead Indians?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

You read my mind!

Posted by: Jim Morrison at April 17, 2023 09:33 AM (LLddH)

31 21 Where are all the dead Indians?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

See Trail of Tears

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

32 Where's the casino?

Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (jf6Id)

33 How far from the Hamptons?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

34 Oh, that's a lovely one!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (EdLEa)

35 Shinnecock Hills Golf Club is a links-style golf club located in an unincorporated area of the Town of Southampton on Long Island, New York, situated between the Peconic Bay and the Atlantic Ocean.[4]

Shinnecock Hills is believed to be the oldest incorporated golf club in the United States (1891), to have the oldest golf clubhouse in the U.S. (1892), and to have been the first American golf club to admit women members, which it did from the start. It is also the only golf course to host the U.S. Open in three different centuries.

Shinnecock Hills is a founding member of the United States Golf Association. It has hosted several important events, notably five U.S. Opens, most recently being the 2018 event won by Brooks Koepka. It is scheduled to host a sixth in 2026. It was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 2000.[5][6]

It is routinely ranked as one of the greatest golf courses in the world.[7]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)

36 "Two people are dead following an altercation at a late night chicken fight Friday in Honolulu."
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"Late night chicken fight" trips off the tongue, like "zoot suit riot".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (Dc2NZ)

37 William Merritt Chase, Shinnecock Hills,
ca. 1895,
oil on canvas,
34 1⁄8 x 39 1⁄2 in. (86.6 x 100.4 cm), Smithsonian American Art Museum
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023

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Ah. In 1895 I'd guess Southampton, Long Island, was about as deserted (or at least undeveloped) as the Wild West.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

38 I am disappointed. NO trees.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

39 A Happy Tree or two would help. This looks dusty and forlorn.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (Nn3xT)

40 Why we love roadtrips - views like that!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (EdLEa)

41 Is this a hint?

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 09:35 AM (xNg0H)

42 Bunnies and roadrunners and coyotes and javelinas!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 09:35 AM (U2p+3)

43 Shinnecock Hills, eh? Well, they're nothing compared to my shiny metal ass!

Posted by: Bender at April 17, 2023 09:35 AM (wWbaO)

44 I always like a landscape with a road leading into the distance. It invites you to go on an adventure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

45 The state trr in the Dakotas is the utility pole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (CZBWZ)

46 I always like a landscape with a road leading into the distance. It invites you to go on an adventure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

There's rape and pillage just beyond them hills.....

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Where are all the dead Indians?
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Willie Davis, the club professional from the Royal Montreal Club, designed a 12-hole course that opened in late summer 1891.[8] Members of the Shinnecock Indian Nation helped build the course,[9][10] which sits on the large expanse of land the Nation claims was illegally taken from them by earlier settlers of the area in 1859. At the 2018 U.S. Open, members of the Nation protested the event, noting that several burial sites were desecrated during the courses' construction.[11]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

48 tree

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (CZBWZ)

49 This picture lacks bicycle spokes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (kzHlT)

50 In 1892, I'd guess, people took a railway out to the Shinnecock Hills Golf Club? Some early adopters of cars would have used their vehicles, but the lack of roads might have been a deterrent.

"Why were you late for tee time, old man?"

"Broken axle."

"Ah. A gin and tonic, then?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

51 Willie Davis, the club professional from the Royal Montreal Club, designed a 12-hole course that opened in late summer 1891.[8] Members of the Shinnecock Indian Nation helped build the course,[9][10] which sits on the large expanse of land the Nation claims was illegally taken from them by earlier settlers of the area in 1859. At the 2018 U.S. Open, members of the Nation protested the event, noting that several burial sites were desecrated during the courses' construction.[11]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

Well, why'd you help build it then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

52 44 I always like a landscape with a road leading into the distance. It invites you to go on an adventure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

Yeah, but it never ends!

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (N3zMI)

53 Over by Shinnecock, there is a restaurant called Oakland's. Seafood pasta starts at $35.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

54 Shame what's happened to New York.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

55 Why does it have part of a stonehenge?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM (eGTCV)

56 In honor of National Haiku Day...

Road head makes me smile
That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM (LLddH)

57 In honor of National Haiku Day...

Road head makes me smile
That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM (LLddH)

Don't quit your day job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

58 It's the kind of scene that I take photos of but they always come out a lot more boring than I remember seeing it.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (nfrXX)

59 Road head makes me smile
That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills
Posted by: Doof

Do I hear "American Pie?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)

60 Anyway, as to the art itself, it looks dusty and wild like a New Mexico landscape (except for that slice of blue water off to the left). Of course NM has some bodies of water, like the Elephant Butte Reservoir.

There's a telephone or power pole on the horizon, just to the left of center. Civilization.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

61 So, does National Haiku day piss Muldoon off?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Road head makes me smile
That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM (LLddH)

throw in some fat domino style piano and you got a hit

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

63 So the painting was done a few years after the golf course opened from what I gathered. This must be the waaaaaay back nine. Or a painting done of the surrounding area.

Still would hang.

Posted by: pookysgirl likes landscapes at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (dtlDP)

64 I like this. It makes me want to follow that road wherever it leads. Make sure I have plenty of water tho.

Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

65 That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023

***
Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
In Cherry Hill Park

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

66 Links course = cow pasture.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

67 I wish I could remember who painted one of my favorite landscapes. It's at the National Gallery, I think. It's a view of a valley and in the distance there's a thunderstorm.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

68 Why does it have part of a stonehenge?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM (eGTCV)
******
I would hang this if it didn't have that odd looking Stonehenge thing.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

69 Not surprised it's LI, it has a very New England-y feel to it, like the Childe Hassam paintings of Appledore (East Coast painter of the same period).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 09:41 AM (EdLEa)

70 How did the word 'links' get um, linked to golf courses?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)

71 57 In honor of National Haiku Day...

Road head makes me smile
That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM

I found my thrill,
On Shinnecock Hill.

Posted by: ~~Fats Domino~~ Dylan Mulvaney at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (wWbaO)

72 This is a really effective painting. Chase captured that sky so well and the subdued browns of the land are realistic but not dull. The layout of the piece with that curving road draws the viewer's eye.

His Wiki page said he was considered to be an Impressionist. This doesn't strike me as that, at least compared to Monet. Perhaps the way paint is applied becomes more apparent as it is studied longer.

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (7EjX1)

73 Links course = cow pasture.
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

I've always called them goat pastures, but yeah, same concept.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

74 I grew up in Kneeinballz DE

Posted by: Brandon at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (us2H3)

75 Shinnecock Hills is believed to be the oldest incorporated golf club in the United States (1891), to have the oldest golf clubhouse in the U.S. (1892), and to have been the first American golf club to admit women members, which it did from the start. It is also the only golf course to host the U.S. Open in three different centuries.

But can you shine your balls there? The Shinnecock ball washer gives you the shiniest balls!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (slgIg)

76 Fore!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Vwz3I)

77 Well, why'd you help build it then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

The term "Indian giver" exists for a reason.

Posted by: pookysgirl grew up in a non-PC household at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (dtlDP)

78 Why does it have part of a stonehenge?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 17, 2023
******
I would hang this if it didn't have that odd looking Stonehenge thing.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023

***
That looks like the remnants of a wooden fence. The flat silvery thing I thought was a bench. But it's flat down on the ground, not raised on legs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

79 Needs more tumbleweeds.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2023 09:44 AM (X+Ku8)

80
This scene is just like the area in Michigan's upper peninsula where the Twohearted River goes into Lake Superior.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2023 09:44 AM (j4U/Z)

81 Members of the Shinnecock Indian Nation helped build the course, which sits on the large expanse of land the Nation claims was illegally taken from them by earlier settlers of the area in 1859.

--

Had they kept the road paved none of these shenanigans would have happened.

Odd that the Indian tribes the Shinnecock killed off when taking their lands aren't mentioned.

Selective history.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 09:44 AM (qoGsy)

82 How did the word 'links' get um, linked to golf courses?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023

***
The Murder on the Links, Agatha Christie

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

83 In honor of National Haiku Day...
Road head makes me smile
That's the way I found my thrills
in Shinnecock Hills
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:38 AM (LLddH)

Don't quit your day job.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

another shitty haiku

Dont quit your day job
You suck at making Haiku
Go get your shine cocks

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (FCbAQ)

84 looks like Mr Chase had a helluva slice

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (us2H3)

85 How did the word 'links' get um, linked to golf courses?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)

The holes are "links in a chain" from the clubhouse and back.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (AwYPR)

86 Take me home, country roads.
Posted by: Archer

**********

Rural Roadside Assistance - a limerick

My car broke down on an old country road
So I called Triple A to help ease my load
But so help me, mark my words
They sent a flock of birds
And to my surprise I find I'm pigeon towed!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (ykeLU)

87 Is that the road to Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (iayUP)

88 This scene is just like the area in Michigan's upper peninsula where the Twohearted River goes into Lake Superior.
Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2023

***
Yeah, it's such a big river.

Posted by: Nick Adams (the Hemingway one) at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

89 The Murder on the Links, Agatha Christie
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Was the murderess named 'Patty'??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)

90 I realize the location is NY but this reminds me of the walking trails at Asilomar State Beach near Monterey, CA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

91 That looks like the remnants of a wooden fence. The flat silvery thing I thought was a bench. But it's flat down on the ground, not raised on legs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

I can only imagine what it'd be like to try and keep a fence upright and straight in such sandy soil.

Posted by: pookysgirl grew up near rich farmland at April 17, 2023 09:47 AM (dtlDP)

92 That looks like the remnants of a wooden fence. The flat silvery thing I thought was a bench. But it's flat down on the ground, not raised on legs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
******
Looks like the fence was pretty useless .

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

93 Kathy Hochul now owns and rules this land with an iron fist. Leave now while you still can!

Posted by: Voice of Terror at April 17, 2023 09:47 AM (Nn3xT)

94 85 How did the word 'links' get um, linked to golf courses?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)

holes and sausages

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 09:47 AM (us2H3)

95 69 ... "it has a very New England-y feel to it, like the Childe Hassam paintings of Appledore (East Coast painter of the same period)."

Lizzy,
Thanks for bringing up Hassam. I like a lot of his paintings, especially his landscapes.

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2023 09:48 AM (7EjX1)

96 There once was a man
Born in the Shinnecock hills
Yeah, I got nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

97 Don't quit your day job.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

That's only one line. Complete the haiku, please!

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:49 AM (LLddH)

98 Those wooden posts remind me of the shot made yesterday at the PGA tournament. Cantley ( I think) hit that ball wedged between post and grass, right next to the water. I didn't think he'd go for it, but he did, successfully.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (45fpk)

99 Needs water features.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (xNg0H)

100 Lucy the Fink is in her tower snoring.

At 430 this morning she was caterwauling to wake the dead. What a fink.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (U2p+3)

101 "That looks like the remnants of a wooden fence. "

It looks like someone started a fence, but then thought "fk this pointless exercise" and moved on.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (iayUP)

102 Looks like a little bit of Homer, and a little bit of Remington mixed together.

Would Hang!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (CCSxw)

103 Nice. Are those cell phone towers in the distance?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (Uk8NJ)

104 His Wiki page said he was considered to be an Impressionist. This doesn't strike me as that, at least compared to Monet. Perhaps the way paint is applied becomes more apparent as it is studied longer.
Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2023 09:42 AM (7EjX1)

See the other version I posted

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

105 That looks like the remnants of a wooden fence. The flat silvery thing I thought was a bench. But it's flat down on the ground, not raised on legs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
******
Looks like the fence was pretty useless .
Posted by: redridinghood

So the guy was a proto Bob Ross and just randomly put a happy little fence in the place.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (Wy1BU)

106 Needs a horse... maybe a Clydesdale.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (NpAcC)

107 Sinnecock Hills is next to Polish Knob.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (h3tqt)

108
That's only one line. Complete the haiku, please!
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:49 AM (LLddH)

I read your poetry
It leaves little to be desired
Don't quit your day job

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

109 Shinnecock sounds like it would hurt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (OTXUv)

110 It's no Rothko.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (xNg0H)

111 Good place for a wind farm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (U2p+3)

112 So, does National Haiku day piss Muldoon off?
Posted by: Sponge

********

Nope. I seldom even take notice of the lesser holidays.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (ykeLU)

113 I like the use of purple here. He uses it in the far distance that helps push the hills back in space. It opens up the painting and gives it depth. He then dots the foreground with that same shade of purple. This time, it contrasts with the green/yellow/tan of the landscape and defines the fencing. It's a nice use of a difficult color.

Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

114 Needs water features.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 09:50 AM (xNg0H)

Maybe clowns and windmills.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (AwYPR)

115 "Nice. Are those cell phone towers in the distance?
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

Nah. It's just a 500' tall pine tree.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (iayUP)

116 Red Dead Redemption vibes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (rJ7Hd)

117 Needs a thunderstorm and flying golf umbrella.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (xNg0H)

118 when one could take a nice walk

before......

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (us2H3)

119 Cow pastures after the sheep ruin everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

120 When it comes to haiku, you can hardly get any verse.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (ykeLU)

121 Needs a thunderstorm and flying golf umbrella.
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (xNg0H)

"Even GOD wouldn't ruin the best game of my life!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

122 @98 Cantlay did pretty well with that shot. He drives other golfers nuts because he plays so slow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Uk8NJ)

123 Dont quit your day job
You suck at making Haiku
Go get your shine cocks
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM

[Smashes his drinking glass] Motherfuckin' mutt! You big piece of shit! You big fuckin' tough guy!

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (wWbaO)

124 Nice. Are those cell phone towers in the distance?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Windmills under construction.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Y2tls)

125 So, does National Haiku day piss Muldoon off?
Posted by: Sponge

********

Nope. I seldom even take notice of the lesser holidays.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (ykeLU)
*******
National Limerick Day is May 12th.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)

126 Oil derricks?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (rJ7Hd)

127 I read your poetry
It leaves little to be desired
Don't quit your day job
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't even get style points for including "road head" in my poem??
*wonders if that bottle of Buffalo Trace is actually gonna make it to Texas in October*

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (LLddH)

128 115 "Nice. Are those cell phone towers in the distance?
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

Nah. It's just a 500' tall pine tree.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 09:51 AM

We should fill up the landscape with wind turbines!!!

Posted by: Greenness, Lefties, and all recent (Republican) governors of Iowa at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (wWbaO)

129 2 roads becoming 1...or 1 road becoming 2....hmmm?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

130
I don't even get style points for including "road head" in my poem??
*wonders if that bottle of Buffalo Trace is actually gonna make it to Texas in October*
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (LLddH)

Shit..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

131 I like the use of purple here. He uses it in the far distance that helps push the hills back in space. It opens up the painting and gives it depth.
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Is that 'atmospheric perspective effect'?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)

132 When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (rJ7Hd)

133 122 @98 Cantlay did pretty well with that shot. He drives other golfers nuts because he plays so slow
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Uk8NJ)

Tiger's nickname is Canlay

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (us2H3)

134 So, does National Haiku day piss Muldoon off?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

She-it !

Haiku runs away at the sound of Muldoon's approach !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (T4tVD)

135 123 [Smashes his drinking glass] Motherfuckin' mutt! You big piece of shit! You big fuckin' tough guy!
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (wWbaO)

=======

You're pretty funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

136 Funny... if you Gurgle "Shinnecock Hills" all the thumbnail images look just like this, except they have a clubhouse and flags sticking out of the holes in the greens.

Posted by: red speck at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (Ny/Va)

137 Haiku is a weak man's poetry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (rJ7Hd)

138 Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (us2H3)

Unless you get chased off or there are guards and a gate-which I assume they have at golf courses-you can still walk on them. I walked for about half a mile on a golf course the other day. There were no golfers since it was about 6;30 am and I just walked on part of the road through the golf course that abutted on a park.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Keyt1)

139 Where our elites now summer

Posted by: Paul at April 17, 2023 09:56 AM (xlkMH)

140 You're pretty funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

Do I amuse you?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 09:56 AM (rJ7Hd)

141 When you get to the fork in the road, take it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Vwz3I)

142
Tiger's nickname is Canlay
Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 09:55 AM (us2H3)

IT'S FUNNY TWO FOLD BECAUSE TIGER IS ALREADY A NICKNAME AND HE USED TO F*CK WAFFLE HOUSE WAITRESSES BY THE DOZEN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

143 122 @98 Cantlay did pretty well with that shot. He drives other golfers nuts because he plays so slow
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Uk8NJ)

Say! Let's put a shot clock on professional golf! It'll speed up the game and make it more popular!

/s

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2023 09:57 AM (N3zMI)

144 141 When you get to the fork in the road, take it.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Vwz3I

Good one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 09:57 AM (rJ7Hd)

145 When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That way, you'll have one come dinner time.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 09:57 AM (Y2tls)

146 Did they provide steam-powered golf carts in 1895? Donkey w/cart?

Posted by: Kill all the gophers! at April 17, 2023 09:57 AM (Nn3xT)

147 When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 17, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

148 She-it !
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Golly!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:58 AM (Vwz3I)

149 I don't even get style points for including "road head" in my poem??
*wonders if that bottle of Buffalo Trace is actually gonna make it to Texas in October*
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (LLddH)

Shit..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

*nods slowly*

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:58 AM (LLddH)

150 Good one!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Good one!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

151 Lucy the Fink is in her tower snoring.

At 430 this morning she was caterwauling to wake the dead. What a fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023

***
Stirling the Great Black Kitten was pushing his cold wet nose into my face at 1:30 this morning. He also tried to get me up on Saturday and Sunday at the time I usually rise for work. I defeated him, never mind how.

Posted by: Nick Adams (the Hemingway one) at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

152
Say! Let's put a shot clock on professional golf! It'll speed up the game and make it more popular!

/s
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2023 09:57 AM (N3zMI)

If a golfer plays too slow, they will be put "on the clock" and if they continue to slow play, they will be penalized.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

153 Like. Would hang. Feels southwesty kitschy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (zZu0s)

154 Seems to be an echo in here.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (AwYPR)

155 Did they provide steam-powered golf carts in 1895? Donkey w/cart?
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Travois.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

156 33 How far from the Hamptons?
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 09:34 AM (AwYPR

IIRC, not more than one or two stops on the Route of Dashing Dan from the nearest Hamptons station.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (fCn4f)

157 Good one!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Good one!
Posted by: andycanuck

Good one!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Y2tls)

158
*nods slowly*
Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 09:58 AM (LLddH)

*heads to the box*

*feels shame*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

159 I have good friends who live in Shinnecock Hills. Lovely area.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)

160 Is that 'atmospheric perspective effect'?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)

Yep. It's a nice companion to the big cloudy sky that takes up half the canvas. The landscape is vast and there's no one around for miles. So peaceful.

Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM (OyyDO)

161 Reminds me of a joke from Predator.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM (rJ7Hd)

162 159 I have good friends who live in Shinnecock Hills. Lovely area.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM (ZLI7S

Please pronounce that for us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:01 AM (rJ7Hd)

163 Seems to be an echo in here.
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Echo... echo... echo...

Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Moto... moto... oto... to... ooo...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:01 AM (Vwz3I)

164 Say! Let's put a shot clock on professional golf! It'll speed up the game and make it more popular!

/s
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2023 09:57 AM (N3zMI)

If a golfer plays too slow, they will be put "on the clock" and if they continue to slow play, they will be penalized.
Posted by: Sponge

Shot clock regardless. Even though it's not needed or wanted. Same as with baseball.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 10:01 AM (Y2tls)

165 104 ... rhennigantx,

Thanks. The version in your link shows a lot more of Impressionist style.

When younger, I didn't think much of Impressionism. It just seemed to be random blobs of paint. Learning a bit about art generally and painting technique makes me increasingly appreciate the style.

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2023 10:02 AM (7EjX1)

166 Reminds me of a joke from Predator.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM (rJ7Hd)

"You're one ugly muddaf*ckah."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

167 161 Reminds me of a joke from Predator.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM (rJ7Hd)

Shut up, Hawkins!

Does you're girlfriend live in Canada? Because we've never met her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:02 AM (zZu0s)

168 Please pronounce that for us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Thaaaaaaat'

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:02 AM (qoGsy)

169 Seen on LinkedIn:

Please stop with the quasi-intellectual “anti-woke tech elite” word salad.

They are mediocre racists who have retarded real innovation and progress through their immoral and frankly stupid decisions. Legitimizing late boomer hate isn’t the move.

being anti-woke is pro-racism. There literally is no other definition. And Effective Alturism is just Gen-Z eugenics. It’s shameful how so many have publicly debased themselves for hate…

And mediocre: all born on third base but swear they hit a triple. Systematically and intentionally excluded Black, Brown, and women founders from the same stolen money for generations…even though every study shows how much money they lose for backing the same average children from families of I’ll gotten gains.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

170 one of my more successful projects

Posted by: Carl Spackler at April 17, 2023 10:03 AM (us2H3)

171 163 Seems to be an echo in here.
-----------------
Echo... echo... echo...

Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Moto... moto... oto... to... ooo...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:01 AM (Vwz3I)

*golfclap* Very nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:03 AM (zZu0s)

172 This painting reminds me of the opening scene of The Virginian TV show. Set in the 1870's, the Virginian and his sidekicks are cantering along a country road on horseback, apparently filmed from in front by a vehicle-mounted camera. If you look down at the road you can clearly see the treaded tracks of a modern day truck tire.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:03 AM (ykeLU)

173 We're hitched to a fence to nowhere. We'll take that ride.

Posted by: Peanut Butter On The Gums Heads at April 17, 2023 10:03 AM (LKwXS)

174 There are neither shins nor cocks in this painting. Probably some post-modernist/absurdist notion of a joke.

Posted by: Who's your Dada? at April 17, 2023 10:04 AM (V6LRK)

175 >>Please pronounce that for us.

Pricey. They've been there a long time and the area boomed around them.

Rented out their house the last time the Open was played at Shinnecock and made a fortune.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 10:04 AM (ZLI7S)

176 Is Shineycock near Knob Noster?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:04 AM (slgIg)

177 US Annualized Debt Costs Exceed $800 Billion

And the costs are still rising almost parabolically, so expect headline excitement when the $1t figure is likely reached later this year...

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:05 AM (RHGPo)

178 Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:02

Lolwut?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:06 AM (slgIg)

179 176 Is Shineycock near Knob Noster?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:04 AM (slgIg)

Knob Polish. It's just over yonder.

Posted by: It's the busiest town in Nutsack County at April 17, 2023 10:06 AM (V6LRK)

180 176 Is Shineycock near Knob Noster?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:04 AM (slgIg)

right below Peabody

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 10:06 AM (us2H3)

181 Alphabet Shares Slide On Report Samsung Abandoning Google For Bing

"The Samsung threat represented the first potential crack in Google's seemingly impregnable search business..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

182 right below Peabody
Posted by: REDACTED

Pronounced - 'PEE bitty'

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:07 AM (qoGsy)

183 *heads to the box*

*feels shame*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

As long as you felt shame, your 2 minute penalty has expired. Bottle is still yours. For now!

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 10:08 AM (LLddH)

184 Welp. Just been notified that there will be two "trans rights" protests outside of the library where I work (but do not work for). I'll probably go out and see what's what, since this doesn't happen often where I work...

Probably just a bunch of students letting off steam. I doubt it will turn into anything major.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:08 AM (YIVH2)

185 Sausage-Links-Shinnecock. It makes sense now. Sixth grade humor. We should be ashamed.

Posted by: Gotta Go-My Refrigerator's Running at April 17, 2023 10:08 AM (Nn3xT)

186 Please pronounce that for us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

'Thaaaaaaat'
Posted by: Tonypete

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 10:09 AM (Y2tls)

187 81 Alphabet Shares Slide On Report Samsung Abandoning Google For Bing

"The Samsung threat represented the first potential crack in Google's seemingly impregnable search business..."
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

Google fucking sucks. They've so fucked up their search algorithms you can't get useful results from searches that 5-10 years ago would have given you reams of information. And I'm not talking about anything "controversial" either. Jackasses.

Posted by: Fuck. Google. at April 17, 2023 10:09 AM (V6LRK)

188 They are mediocre racists

If they study really hard-keep their nose to the grindstone and work on it every day-they could be exceptional racists.

I am really glad I do not read leftist sites and only see the snippets posted on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Keyt1)

189 When you come to a tenedor in el camino take it, ese!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (ykeLU)

190 166 Reminds me of a joke from Predator.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:00 AM

I just watched a YouTube reaction video of a young Scottish woman watching Predator for the first time:
https://youtu.be/wl2KHK_HSqg

Very funny how confused she got-

The movie starts with a spaceship dropping a pod on a planet (eart), but she wasn't clear the planet was earth, or the spacecraft alien

They find the downed helicopter, and say 12 guerrillas took two hostages. Apparently, she only knew the word "gorilla", and was confused and excited to see Planet of the Apes style gorillas.

When the Predator-vision comes up, she assumes it's the gorillas watching them, and she's like "that's not how gorillas see, is it?"

And that's all in just the first few minutes...

Posted by: Movie Moron at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (wWbaO)

191 /tries on new sock

Posted by: Seamustavious Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (ykeLU)

192 Stirling the Great Black Kitten was pushing his cold wet nose into my face at 1:30 this morning. He also tried to get me up on Saturday and Sunday at the time I usually rise for work. I defeated him, never mind how.
Posted by: Nick Adams (the Hemingway one) at April 17, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
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Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) woke me up by plopping all 15 pounds of her on my chest this morning, then nuzzling my face. It's just her way of saying, "Feed me now, hooman!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (YIVH2)

193 And that's all in just the first few minutes...
Posted by: Movie Moron at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (wWbaO

Future leaders of the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:11 AM (rJ7Hd)

194 Hey, it's Irish right?

Posted by: Seamustavious Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:11 AM (ykeLU)

195 Fantastic art that would be hung. Found online pics & see that more than a hundred years later, it's still a place of calm & beauty, much like the painting.

Warn them, I'd like to have the lobster roll lunch & visit the Shinnecock Indian Powwow.

Thanks.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 17, 2023 10:11 AM (GshMh)

196
Warn them, I'd like to have the lobster roll lunch & visit the Shinnecock Indian Powwow.

Thanks.
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 17, 2023 10:11 AM (GshMh)

Buy my book, Pow Wow Chow!!!

- - - Senator Lieawatha

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

197 184 Probably just a bunch of students ~~letting off steam~~ getting a free day out of class. I doubt it will turn into anything major.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:08 AM

Edited from the perspective of someone who "participated" in a "middle school walkout protesting school lunch prices".

Posted by: Movie Moron at April 17, 2023 10:13 AM (wWbaO)

198 “One of the angriest moments I’ve had at Yale was last year’s Bulldog Days, when I saw a table on cross campus that was manned by members of a pro-life club,” Nam (pictured) wrote on April 11. “Grouped around the table, which was spread with sonograms and fetal diagrams, the students were inviting passersby to engage in logical debates about fetal personhood and abortion ethics.”

“They were polite,” she wrote. “They held their voices low and spoke slowly and calmly. They had relaxed, open smiles.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

199
“They were polite,” she wrote. “They held their voices low and spoke slowly and calmly. They had relaxed, open smiles.”
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

So does the evil Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Those are some very dirty clouds.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 10:14 AM (OTXUv)

201 Those are some very dirty clouds.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 10:14 AM (OTXUv)

Acid rain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

202 William Merritt Chase also did a lot of portraits, but here are some more landscapes:

https://tinyurl.com/39c4c7wa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 10:15 AM (Keyt1)

203 We're on a road to nowhere. Come on inside. Taking that ride to nowhere. We'll take that ride.

- Talking Heads, Shinnecock, NY

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

204 Physical sloth cursed us to be slavers; mental sloth curses us to be slaves.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:16 AM (RHGPo)

205 “They were polite,” she wrote. “They held their voices low and spoke slowly and calmly. They had relaxed, open smiles.”
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

What monsters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:16 AM (zZu0s)

206 I still think it should say (Jump to top of comments) because that's what the link does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

207 “They were polite,” she wrote. “They held their voices low and spoke slowly and calmly. They had relaxed, open smiles.”
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

How dare they with their free speech, evidence, facts, reason, good manners and affable demeanors!

Posted by: We need fewer hysterical fascist feticidal fucknozzles mucking about at April 17, 2023 10:17 AM (V6LRK)

208 Links golf courses work more with the natural setting than other courses.
Perhaps the most famous of Links courses is the old course at St Andrew's.
To be fair I don't know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 17, 2023 10:17 AM (eGTCV)

209 the students were inviting passersby to engage in logical debates
____

We can't have debates! This is a university!

Posted by: Today's University Student at April 17, 2023 10:17 AM (fs1hN)

210 'affable' is a good word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:17 AM (zZu0s)

211 Acid rain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

No...no, that's not quite right. Dammit, almost had it.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as Prince at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (V6LRK)

212 196. Heh; Good memory.

$85.00 in paperback from the big A.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (GshMh)

213 And that's all in just the first few minutes...

Posted by: Movie Moron at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (wWbaO)

That Scottish chick shouldn't be allowed outside without a chaperone.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (gmo/4)

214 So are 'genial' and 'genteel'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (zZu0s)

215 Is Southern Duval County a lefty area?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (IaTa3)

216 'affable' is a good word.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:17 AM (zZu0s)

'Poo' is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

217 206 I still think it should say (Jump to top of comments) because that's what the link does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

Forget it, Sponge- it's PixyTown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:19 AM (zZu0s)

218 'affable' is a good word.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

'Poo' is a funny word.
Posted by: Sponge

"Slit' always gives me a chuckle.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:20 AM (qoGsy)

219 Long Island is a tad more crowded these days. Nice place for a golf course.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 17, 2023 10:20 AM (4780s)

220
"Slit' always gives me a chuckle.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:20 AM (qoGsy)

Gash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

221 220
"Slit' always gives me a chuckle.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:20 AM (qoGsy)

Gash.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

...

Damn. I cannot think of any that are not really dirty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:21 AM (zZu0s)

222 Those are some very dirty clouds.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Zoot clouds.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 10:21 AM (Y2tls)

223 Snizz!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:21 AM (zZu0s)

224 Snizz!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:21 AM (zZu0s)

All jizz and no snizz makes Pete Buttigeig a homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Moist

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 10:22 AM (TmQmX)

226 The 'new car smell' is caused by chemicals linked to cancer, study finds

Levels of formaldehyde, a known carcinogen, was 35 percent above China's limit
Acetaldehyde, another possible cancer-causing chemical, was 61 percent higher

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

227 Moist
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 10:22 AM (TmQmX)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

228 Awful tinny words!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (Vwz3I)

229 Squish mitten
Pudding hatch
Cooter
Beaver

Posted by: You're all SO juvenile! at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (V6LRK)

230 'affable' is a good word.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*******

'ineffable' on the other hand is a word that should never be uttered.

Literally

Posted by: Seamustavious Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (ykeLU)

231 I thought new car smell was all from the glue on the carpet and various other bits?

It's meant to vape off. That's why it goes away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:24 AM (zZu0s)

232
oh boy,, I-uh, I-uh, j-j-just uh....

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 17, 2023 10:24 AM (vwCZJ)

233 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Got to read the comments. Gonna be good this morning I think.
Goes looking for coffee

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:24 AM (ajCa7)

234 The 'new car smell' is caused by chemicals linked to cancer, study finds

Levels of formaldehyde, a known carcinogen, was 35 percent above China's limit
Acetaldehyde, another possible cancer-causing chemical, was 61 percent higher
Posted by: SMOD

As a result of the out gassing of plastics.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 10:24 AM (Y2tls)

235 229 Squish mitten
Pudding hatch
Cooter
Beaver
Posted by: You're all SO juvenile! at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (V6LRK)

Nice Beaver!
-Frank Drebin

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:24 AM (zZu0s)

236 Bunt cake is a funny thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:25 AM (rJ7Hd)

237 /readjust sock

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:25 AM (ykeLU)

238 'ineffable' on the other hand is a word that should never be uttered.

Literally
Posted by: Seamustavious Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:23 AM (ykeLU)

I am surprised MuldoonGPT 2.0 did not come up with a limerick for that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:25 AM (zZu0s)

239 If you're dyslexic, do not make bunt cake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:26 AM (rJ7Hd)

240 Mornin' Horde. Sorry to go OT. Could use a Horde prayer or two for my mom & me today - I'm taking her to a neurologist for memory problems. It may be bad news but we need to find out what's going on.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (aBJcM)

241 Good God the commenters are out in force today.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (4780s)

242 It had to be you. Effable you.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (Vwz3I)

243 /readjust sock

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:25 AM (ykeLU)

Maybe you need a garter.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (AwYPR)

244 The 'new car smell' is caused by chemicals linked to cancer, study finds

Least of my worries.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

245 Moist
Posted by: nurse ratched

Now how am I gonna explain my laughing out loud to the lovely R?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (qoGsy)

246 A social-media account overseen by a former U.S. Navy noncommissioned officer—a prominent online voice supporting Russia’s war on Ukraine—played a key role in the spread of intelligence documents allegedly leaked by Airman First Class Jack Teixeira. A purported Russian blogger known as Donbass Devushka, which translates as Donbas Girl, reposted the files from obscure online chat rooms. The blog is the face of a network of pro-Kremlin social-media, podcasting, merchandise and fundraising accounts. But the person who hosted podcasts as Donbass Devushka and oversees these accounts is a Washington-state-based former U.S. enlisted aviation electronics technician whose real name is Sarah.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

247 Bundt cakes try to remove all of the Berliners.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

248 And that's all in just the first few minutes...

Posted by: Movie Moron at April 17, 2023 10:10 AM (wWbaO)

That Scottish chick shouldn't be allowed outside without a chaperone.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:18 AM (gmo/4)

------

I, for one, look forward to her reaction while watching Prometheus for the first time.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (UL8Eh)

249 What a silly bunt!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

250 Thwart always struck me as funny sounding

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (Uk8NJ)

251 Apropos.....anybody wants to share his (her) tax efiling experience?? Axing for a friend.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 10:30 AM (xNg0H)

252 I could never be a plumber. I'd laugh at my own jokes all day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:30 AM (rJ7Hd)

253 Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

I laughed. Whose real name is... Sarah.

Love the new world order.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 10:30 AM (zZu0s)

254 like the painting. Would hang.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:30 AM (VWp7G)

255 SiD - prayers up for Mom.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 10:31 AM (qoGsy)

256 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) woke me up by plopping all 15 pounds of her on my chest this morning, then nuzzling my face. It's just her way of saying, "Feed me now, hooman!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023

***
I don't know exactly how much Stirling, age 13 months now, weighs. But he is solid and dense. He likes to topple against my chest as I lie on my left side.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:31 AM (J2vNu)

257 225 Moist
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2023 10:22 AM (TmQmX)

Sultry.

Posted by: Mrs. Lift at April 17, 2023 10:31 AM (DTX3h)

258 Don't try to lay down a bundt cake with a runner on third.

Posted by: Martha in the kitchen at April 17, 2023 10:31 AM (DhOHl)

259 Thwart always struck me as funny sounding
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023

***
The competitor to Hogwarts, HogThwarts, never really took off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

260 250 Thwart always struck me as funny sounding
___

Standing athwart history yelling stop struck me as useless.

Posted by: Former NR reader at April 17, 2023 10:32 AM (fs1hN)

261 Gunt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

262
Make sure to drink your Bud Light!

Posted by: The Shiny Cock Hills Ladies' Auxiliary at April 17, 2023 10:32 AM (oINRc)

263 #246 NEXTA @nexta_tv
A major disinformation and Russian propaganda channel called "Donbass Devushka", which published a fake version of "secret Pentagon documents," is hosted by a former U.S. Navy officer who was recently discharged from military service.

Very long thread here:
https://tinyurl.com/ye5dw35p

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

264 It is time for another drawing in the environmental ban lottery! We will just give the balls a good stir and draw one!

The winner is.... Rice!

Rice is now bad for the environment and must be banned because....

*draws ball from environmental disaster bin*

It releases methane!

Rice releases methane. Ban it now! No time to wait!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (slgIg)

265 runner- tried to do mine last week. It get worse all the time. I used taxact and got stuck towards the end. I was able to get a phone call from a live person who was very helpful. I will actually get a refund sometime around the end of May.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (/0+YE)

266 Thanks Tonypete!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (aBJcM)

267 [ii]I am surprised MuldoonGPT 2.0 did not come up with a limerick for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*******

Like a Trained Monkey On A Leash, I Am

'Incomprehensible' is a word that oughta be muttered
'Sufferin Succotash' is a phrase that must be sputtered
But at the end of the day
I'd venture to say
'Ineffable' should never be uttered!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (ykeLU)

268 That looks like the remnants of a wooden fence. The flat silvery thing I thought was a bench. But it's flat down on the ground, not raised on legs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
******
Looks like the fence was pretty useless .
Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

----------

They decided to leave it standing when they heard somebody had called it "Chesterton's fence."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (HRgnk)

269 I could never be a plumber. I'd laugh at my own jokes all day.
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Plumbers' jokes crack me up too!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

270 264 It releases methane!

Rice releases methane. Ban it now! No time to wait!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (slgIg)

========

Just nuke the paddy fields. Faster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

271 Backlash Grows Over FBI Plans to Infiltrate Catholic Churches

.. frankly, I'm still trying to figure out what radicalization the FBI was trying to head off.

The Knights of Columbus don't push their insurance product nearly as hard as they used to.
Is learning Latin a 'gateway language' to more dangerous dialects ?

Catholics just aren't like the "Religion of Pieces"
In fact, the KKK went after Catholics a hundred years ago, but there hasn't been a peep about reparations.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

272 The 'new car smell' is caused by chemicals linked to cancer, study finds

Levels of formaldehyde, a known carcinogen, was 35 percent above China's limit
Acetaldehyde, another possible cancer-causing chemical, was 61 percent higher
Posted by: SMOD
*
As a result of the out gassing of plastics.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023

***
I'd always heard that used car dealers would slap some formaldehyde on the seats, at least back in the days of vinyl everything, for the new car smell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

273 Prayers for mom and for you, SiD.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (GshMh)

274 Rice ball is a racist term.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (lf83v)

275 264 It is time for another drawing in the environmental ban lottery! We will just give the balls a good stir and draw one!

The winner is.... Rice!

Rice is now bad for the environment and must be banned because....

*draws ball from environmental disaster bin*

It releases methane!

Rice releases methane. Ban it now! No time to wait!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:33 AM (slgIg)

I'll never not believe that this is exactly how the global cabal picks it's problems du jour.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (rJ7Hd)

276 To the athwart ships! All ahead starboard!

Posted by: The Polish Navy at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (DhOHl)

277 Don't try to lay down a bundt cake with a runner on third.

Posted by: Martha in the kitchen at April 17, 2023 10:31 AM (DhOHl)

suicide bundt?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

278 275 I'll never not believe that this is exactly how the global cabal picks it's problems du jour.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (rJ7Hd)

========

We're mere months away from the elite determining that trees are evil because they release oxygen which we breathe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

279 Thanks, Infidel.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 10:35 AM (xNg0H)

280 Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (aBJcM)

Sending prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 17, 2023 10:36 AM (xPJvm)

281 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MY COCK IS SHINY TOO!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLEIBURGLER at April 17, 2023 10:36 AM (FBltX)

282 Don't try to lay down a bundt cake with a runner on third.

Posted by: Martha in the kitchen at April 17, 2023 10:31 AM (DhOHl)
*
suicide bundt?
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023

***
Is that like the German-American Bundt?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

283 Calf fries is rayciss. Si is pulpwoodz.

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (cVvnY)

284 Its funny because my cock is shiny too!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

285 Oxygen causes global warming!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (rJ7Hd)

286 284 Its funny because my cock is shiny too!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

287 Shimmy shimmy coco bop...

Posted by: That movie from the 80s at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (DhOHl)

288 Back in the '80s, Mercedes cars often came with silver wheels that were dubbed "bundt cake wheels" by MB drivers and fans.

(No, not a setup for a joke, they really were nicknamed that.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (J2vNu)

289 Next year's WEF will be all about the looming rice crisis and how countries must work to eliminate rice from their citizens diets by 2028 or the Earth will burn up!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (slgIg)

290 Shiny ... lets be bad

Posted by: Jayne at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (RHGPo)

291 Thwart always struck me as funny sounding

I had John Cleese's "Thwaaaaack! Your message sir" as a ringtone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (Y2tls)

292 =======

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

Because I'm not giving it to you.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

293 289 Next year's WEF will be all about the looming rice crisis and how countries must work to eliminate rice from their citizens diets by 2028 or the Earth will burn up!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (slgIg)

=========

I'd prefer it if they said, "Starve yourselves or we nuke the planet."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

294 Screamie, you both are in my prayers. Your mom is blessed to have your help in these challenges.

Posted by: Emmie at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (Emce2)

295 287 Shimmy shimmy coco bop...
Posted by: That movie from the 80s at April 17, 2023 10:37 AM (DhOHl

Oh Darlin, Darlin, Stand....over there. Oh, stand...over there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (rJ7Hd)

296 The Knights of Columbus don't push their insurance product nearly as hard as they used to.
Is learning Latin a 'gateway language' to more dangerous dialects ?

Catholics just aren't like the "Religion of Pieces"
In fact, the KKK went after Catholics a hundred years ago, but there hasn't been a peep about reparations.
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (RHGPo)
---
If horror movies are anything to go by, then learning Latin is an effective way of banishing demons. That might be why The Powers That Be are so against it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (YIVH2)

297 Kamala Harris Bizarrely States She Talks To Women “Almost Every Time” She Visits A New Country

-
Damn women are everywhere!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (FVME7)

298
=========

I'd prefer it if they said, "Starve yourselves or we nuke the planet."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

I'd prefer it if they were suicide bombed into oblivion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

299 Shimmy shimmy coco bop...
___________

I did a military exercise in the 1990s and this was the challenge phrase.

"Shimmy shimmy"

"Coco bop"

"Approach and be recognized."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (lf83v)

300 The only time I recall smelling formaldehyde was in high school biology class, when we had to dissect an earthworm that had been preserved in the stuff. I had trouble eating dinner that night for recalling the smell. And they used to brush that onto car seats . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

301 Methane causes 80X the greenhouse effect of CO2. Therefore burning methane is good for the environment! It releases only water and environmentally friendly CO2!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (slgIg)

302 On April 20 be sure to light up a bundt.

Posted by: Big Weed at April 17, 2023 10:39 AM (DhOHl)

303 Good luck runner.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2023 10:40 AM (/0+YE)

304 I had John Cleese's "Thwaaaaack! Your message sir" as a ringtone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 10:38 AM (Y2tls)
---
A buddy of mine uses that as his text message notifications

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:40 AM (YIVH2)

305 Joe Biden was once invited to a cockfight.

He stayed up all night greasing his zipper.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2023 10:41 AM (bW8dp)

306 Late night chicken fight left two people dead? So chickens are armed and hunting down chicken eaters?

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2023 10:41 AM (oiNtH)

307 ---
A buddy of mine uses that as his text message notifications
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:40 AM (YIVH2)

Buddy of mine uses Duke Nukem saying "DOUCHE!" for a guy he doesn't like very much, but must communicate with on occasion.

Everyone in the Arby's in Ardmore, OK last week found it amusing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

308 >>> Gunt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

But enough about Hillary.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (bkUtD)

309 ROR.

Pakistani police say Chinese national arrested on blasphemy charges after he allegedly insulted Islam.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (Vwz3I)

310 The National Republican Congressional Committee just deleted a page criticizing donor Anheuser-Busch because the GOP hates its voters

-
The Republicans, standing like a stone wall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

311 I r s bâtards stll owe me money from several years back.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (xNg0H)

312 Thanks Lola, Pug, Emmie!

Love and hugs to all Teh Horde.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:43 AM (aBJcM)

313
Love and hugs to all Teh Horde.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:43 AM (aBJcM)

Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Late night chicken fight left two people dead? So chickens are armed and hunting down chicken eaters?
Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2023

***
The big one over there is called "Rooster Cogburn." He's fast with a gun, so watch out!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

315 308 >>> Gunt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

But enough about Hillary.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (bkUtD)

Yeah, Hillary. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at April 17, 2023 10:43 AM (PiwSw)

316 The National Republican Congressional Committee just deleted a page criticizing donor Anheuser-Busch because the GOP hates its voters

-
The Republicans, standing like a stone wall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

---------

"This is not the wall to die on! Send MOAR money ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (rSJll)

317 >>>The National Republican Congressional Committee just deleted a page criticizing donor Anheuser-Busch because the GOP hates its voters

Donald Trump Jr supported Budweiser the other day claiming they support Republicans. Not sure I buy that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (bkUtD)

318 So not a road to nowhere?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (gOewF)

319 I r s bâtards stll owe me money from several years back.
Posted by: runner

Pretty convenient they can take against your will and pay you back in their own sweet time.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (/0+YE)

320 317 Donald Trump Jr supported Budweiser the other day claiming they support Republicans. Not sure I buy that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (bkUtD)

========

They support the right kind of Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

321 >>>Yeah, Hillary. *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jerrold Nadler

You'd think Nadler would occasionally have a diet soda, FFS.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:45 AM (bkUtD)

322 >>>They support the right kind of Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch

Like the leftist Republicans, AKA Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:45 AM (bkUtD)

323 322 >>>They support the right kind of Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch

Like the leftist Republicans, AKA Nancy Mace.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:45 AM (bkUtD)

========

I've never voted for her. She almost lost her last primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

324 Buddy of mine uses Duke Nukem saying "DOUCHE!" for a guy he doesn't like very much, but must communicate with on occasion.

Everyone in the Arby's in Ardmore, OK last week found it amusing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (VwHCD)

325
Donald Trump Jr supported Budweiser the other day claiming they support Republicans. Not sure I buy that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (bkUtD)

He said they give 60/40 R's/D's and they only lobby for things that affect their industry.

Again, I apply the "but you f*ck one goat" philosophy. I don't care the "good" you do when you soil your legacy with promotion of blasphemy. I'm done with you. You f*cked up and must pay the consequence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

326 Nothing except time will end the tranny fluid debacle.

Like a generation or two will have to pass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (rJ7Hd)

327 Rice is now bad for the environment and must be banned

-
Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Threat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (FVME7)

328 Just a matter of time before conservatives are labeled bad for the environment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (rJ7Hd)

329 I r s bâtards stll owe me money from several years back.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 10:42 AM (xNg0H)

---------

At least if and when you finally receive it'll be adjusted for real (and not#Fake CPI) inflation, amirite?

/BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (0xNLz)

330 > I'd always heard that used car dealers would slap some formaldehyde on the seats, at least back in the days of vinyl everything, for the new car smell.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

You used to be able to get "new car smell" in a spray can, or possibly you still can.

I'm not sure where people buy stuff like that now that the J.C. Whitney catalog no longer exists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (bW8dp)

331
My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (VwHCD)

He's not the only one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

332 240 Mornin' Horde. Sorry to go OT. Could use a Horde prayer or two for my mom & me today - I'm taking her to a neurologist for memory problems. It may be bad news but we need to find out what's going on.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (aBJcM)

Prayers up...

Been there SiD. It's a long road ahead of you. Make sure you get all the help you can for your mom...and you too.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (CCSxw)

333 Late night chicken fight left two people dead? So chickens are armed and hunting down chicken eaters?

Sounds fowl...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (gOewF)

334 226. Circling back. New car smell linked to cancer-causing chemicals was also reported a long, long time ago but then dispelled or simply ignored with advice to leave windows cracked open.

Now, a redo with the Daily Mail (and many others) reporting on 4/14, The new car smell is caused by volatile organic compounds given off by leather, plastic and vinyl.

"Researchers at Harvard University and the Beijing Institute of Technology monitored the concentration of 20 common chemicals in the air inside new cars while they were left parked outside for 12 days in a row."

It'll be fine. No A/C for certain vehicles & great filtering of air for others in use likely down the road. (And no AM radio at all so no one will be listening to those pesty, political talk shows either.)

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 17, 2023 10:48 AM (GshMh)

335 Rural Roadside Assistance - a limerick

My car broke down on an old country road
So I called Triple A to help ease my load
But so help me, mark my words
They sent a flock of birds
And to my surprise I find I'm pigeon towed!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 09:45 AM (ykeLU)
***

And I was so sure it would end with something about them "spotting" your car in minutes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:48 AM (anj39)

336 Posted by: screaming in digital at April 17, 2023 10:27 AM (aBJcM)

It is so hard when loved ones are having memory issues. May the doctors have wisdom and find a way forward to help her , and may the Lord surround you with peace and strength.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 10:48 AM (qeIUn)

337
My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (VwHCD)
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On my phone it's the nuclear attack air raid siren for WW.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 10:48 AM (RG6z4)

338 Pete Buttigieg tells Al Sharpton that minorities are more likely to die in car crashes for a variety of reasons including:

"The way roads are designed and built."
____

Let's see, we need something that can get you from point A to point B, is smooth enough to drive on at appropriate convenient speeds, lanes clearly marked, informative signs for speed limits, exits, etc. etc. Oh yeah, one more thing, it needs to somehow mystify black drivers in a way that doesn't affect other races such that they can get into more deadly accidents.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (fs1hN)

339 UN report calls for decriminalization of all sexual activity, including between adults and children

.. sure they would. Those "Blue Hats" are constantly being caught sexually assaulting those who they are supposed to protect.

Posted by: Jayne at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

340 You used to be able to get "new car smell" in a spray can, or possibly you still can.

I'm not sure where people buy stuff like that now that the J.C. Whitney catalog no longer exists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2023

***
I think they have a website, but I suspect a lot of their gadgets and frippery items are gone or don't sell well right now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (J2vNu)

341 My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (VwHCD)

Guy at work (tech services) has calls forwarded to 'dial-a-prayer'.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (AwYPR)

342 Pretty convenient they can take against your will and pay you back in their own sweet time.
Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2023 10:44

Right?? They do pay interest on it, but ...

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (xNg0H)

343 -----
On my phone it's the nuclear attack air raid siren for WW.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 10:48 AM (RG6z4)

This is my ringtone for my wife, tho I did clean up the cuss words.

https://youtu.be/qpl5mOAXNl4

She likes cats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

344 339 UN report calls for decriminalization of all sexual activity, including between adults and children

.. sure they would. Those "Blue Hats" are constantly being caught sexually assaulting those who they are supposed to protect.
Posted by: Jayne at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

========

Love is Love sure went off the rails completely unexpectedly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

345 Walmart, Target, Best Buy, and other mega-retailers have shuttered stores throughout the U.S. due to an overwhelming uptick in thefts.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

346
Out - new car smell
In - weed smell drifting in from the car in front of you

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (fs1hN)

347 Just a matter of time before conservatives are labeled bad for the environment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:47 AM (rJ7Hd)

--------

Exhaling CO2 is already worse than killing grandma because you're killing Mother Gaia -- which recently transitioned to Father Gaya.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (0xNLz)

348 I'm not sure what's going on here because I don't speak Chicagoan.

https://bit.ly/3MQBVuC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (FVME7)

349 The walls are closing in!!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 25m
BREAKING 🚨 US Justice Dept. says they're having a press conference at 1 ET to announce arrests and charges in a "significant national security matter"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Vwz3I)

350 My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023
-----
On my phone it's the nuclear attack air raid siren for WW.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023

***
I have the Man From U.N.C.L.E. communicator whistle. That sound cuts through everything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

351 345 Walmart, Target, Best Buy, and other mega-retailers have shuttered stores throughout the U.S. due to an overwhelming uptick in thefts.
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

========

It's all those red states filled with Republicans trying to defund the police.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

352 Very long thread here:
https://tinyurl.com/ye5dw35p

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

Someone needs to inform the twits screeching that she should be prosecuted for treason that the US is not officially at war with Russia.

Posted by: pookysgirl, back in the real world at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (dtlDP)

353 Prayers ascending SiD

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (anj39)

354 My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023 10:46 AM (VwHCD)
-----
On my phone it's the nuclear attack air raid siren for WW.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 10:48 AM (RG6z4)

My buddy's ring tone for his wife is an emergency klaxon saying "Warning, warning, the wife is calling!!"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (OgrpQ)

355 Pete Buttigieg tells Al Sharpton that minorities are more likely to die in car crashes for a variety of reasons including:

"The way roads are designed and built."
____
...
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (fs1hN)

The guy is a fucking genius.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (AiZBA)

356 After his disastrous trip to Biden, I get the sense that Democrats never expected Biden to remain in office this long. Now they don't know what to do with him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (lf83v)

357 Its funny because my cock is shiny too!

Cock wax? When you wax your cock, do you get funny feelings?

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (gmo/4)

358 Why can't we have bewbs, instead of shining cock?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (ufFY8)

359 Out - new car smell
In - weed smell drifting in from the car in front of you
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023

***
One smell of coleep gas
Rising up through the air

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

360 Ireland

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (lf83v)

361 Walmart, Target, Best Buy, and other mega-retailers have shuttered stores throughout the U.S. due to an overwhelming uptick in thefts.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

----------

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (0xNLz)

362 By the way, I'm biased here, but I think prayer is never OT here. People and their concerns are important and I am glad there are people of faith and prayer here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (qeIUn)

363 Exhaling CO2 is already worse than killing grandma because you're killing Mother Gaia -- which recently transitioned to Father Gaya.

So we need to make all politicians and newscasters 'carbon neutral.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (gOewF)

364 356 After his disastrous trip to Biden, I get the sense that Democrats never expected Biden to remain in office this long. Now they don't know what to do with him.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (lf83v)

=========

I'm willing to believe that they got a promise from him to resign after a time. I'm also willing to believe that he lied and had no intention of resigning because being president is a big fucking deal.

I also believe that the vote for 2024 is already fixed and Biden will have a second term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

365 Sounds fowl...
----------
Pecker-heads.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (Vwz3I)

366 362 By the way, I'm biased here, but I think prayer is never OT here. People and their concerns are important and I am glad there are people of faith and prayer here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (qeIUn)

Never OT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (rJ7Hd)

367 "Pete Buttigieg tells Al Sharpton that minorities are more likely to die in car crashes for a variety of reasons including:

"The way roads are designed and built."

Racist Tracks.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (iayUP)

368 361 Walmart, Target, Best Buy, and other mega-retailers have shuttered stores throughout the U.S. due to an overwhelming uptick in thefts.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

Retail deserts are a direct result of white supremacy!

Posted by: Average democrat pol at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (V6LRK)

369 My brother has the darth vader theme music assigned to his wife's phone number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2023
-----
On my phone it's the nuclear attack air raid siren for WW.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023

***
I have the Man From U.N.C.L.E. communicator whistle. That sound cuts through everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)
***

Theme music for the Wicked Witch of the West.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (anj39)

370 Didn't sleep a wink last nite. I feel like hammered dogshit.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (MvF+J)

371 368 Retail deserts are a direct result of white supremacy!
Posted by: Average democrat pol at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (V6LRK)

==========

"This is because Republicans are trying to defund the police."
-DU, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

372 A Black teenager was shot by a homeowner after mistakenly going to the wrong house to pick up his younger twin brothers from a family friend's house. The Kansas City Star reported the 16-year-old boy, who family members have identified online as Ralph Yarl, rang the doorbell and was immediately shot by the homeowner who answered it. Yarl was meant to pick up his brothers from a friend’s house on 115th Terrace. He ended up ringing the doorbell at a home on 115th Street, Faith Spoonmore, the teen’s aunt, wrote online. A man opened the door, saw Yarl and shot.

... you just don't have the right to shoot anybody who shows up at your front door

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (RHGPo)

373 humps like Sununu think conservatives are locked in the car

only the GOPe and indies can get out of the car when they don't like something

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (us2H3)

374
"The way roads are designed and built."

Racist Tracks.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (iayUP)

Blacktop is cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

375 Pete Buttigieg tells Al Sharpton that minorities are more likely to die in car crashes for a variety of reasons including:

"The way roads are designed and built."
_________

Three reasons:

1. They drive with their seat all the way back and can't see over the driver's wheel.
2. They pimped out their car and their tires, wheels and suspensions suck.
3. They drive too fast while they are HAF.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (lf83v)

376 US Justice Dept. says they're having a press conference at 1 ET to announce arrests and charges in a "significant national security matter"

Donald Trump said 'MAGA' again...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (gOewF)

377 I'm off-gassing myself this morning. Beanie-Weenies for Breakfast.

Posted by: Fumey Fred at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Nn3xT)

378 > I think they have a website, but I suspect a lot of their gadgets and frippery items are gone or don't sell well right now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 10:49 AM (J2vNu)

Just checked. Looks like they were sold out to carparts.com at some point, which uses the J.C. Whitney brand for aftermarket 4WD accessories.

No more foot-shaped gas pedals, Colt revolver gearshift handles, or glowing Jesus dashboard figurines.

End of an era...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (bW8dp)

379 317 >>>The National Republican Congressional Committee just deleted a page criticizing donor Anheuser-Busch because the GOP hates its voters

Donald Trump Jr supported Budweiser the other day claiming they support Republicans. Not sure I buy that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:44 AM (bkUtD)

The cute thing is that these two entities think we get our marching orders from them. The boycott must continue. We do not answer to Trump or the GOP--they answer to us and we cannot let them be mistaken in this regard.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (sI15f)

380 I feel like hammered dogshit.
Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (MvF+J)

How did this phrase come about?

Who took a hammer to dog shit and decided it was a horrible feeling?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

381 We need six trillion dollars to redo all the roads in America to make them all culturally acceptable

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (rJ7Hd)

382 Pete Buttigieg tells Al Sharpton that minorities are more likely to die in car crashes for a variety of reasons including:

"The way roads are designed and built."

Translation: Blacks are too stupid to drive. Buttplug is racist.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (gmo/4)

383 Didn't sleep a wink last nite. I feel like hammered dogshit.
-----------
Isn't that a lyric from a Spinal Tap album??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Vwz3I)

384 Elon Musk Says US Government Had Access To Private Twitter DMs

Tesla founder says it "blew my mind"...

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

385 375 The black auto accident rate skyrocketed since the Floyd horseshit. Steve Sailer has got that story fully covered.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (MvF+J)

386 The UN is the world's conscience.

UN agencies say “consensual” sex with kids should be decriminalized in new report

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (FVME7)

387 That countryside needs high speed rail. About 500 billion and you wouldn't need that road.
Don't laugh, California will end up spending that much on their great dream.

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (8p0Zk)

388 By the way, I'm biased here, but I think prayer is never OT here. People and their concerns are important and I am glad there are people of faith and prayer here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 10:51 AM (qeIUn)

Never OT.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (rJ7Hd)

Indeed. Sometimes you can only post for a brief period. Let us know. We got knees and know how to use them.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (anj39)

389 384 Elon Musk Says US Government Had Access To Private Twitter DMs

Tesla founder says it "blew my mind"...
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

========

Doesn't blow mine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

390 US Justice Dept. says they're having a press conference at 1 ET to announce arrests and charges in a "significant national security matter"

Would be nice if no one tuned in because they are tired of the propaganda.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 17, 2023 10:56 AM (sI15f)

391
========

Doesn't blow mine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

But you will blow me first.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at April 17, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

392 Pete Buttigieg: Traffic Fatalities Happen Because Of “A Lot Of Reasons Related To Discrimination”

.. it must be really hard to stay on message with that message

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:56 AM (RHGPo)

393
UN agencies say “consensual” sex with kids should be decriminalized in new report
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (FVME7)

Suck my tongue.

Posted by: Dalai Lama at April 17, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

394 I have the Star Trek TOS communicator chirp for incoming texts.

https://is.gd/qkWgVK

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2023 10:57 AM (bW8dp)

395 >>>He said they give 60/40 R's/D's and they only lobby for things that affect their industry.

Again, I apply the "but you f*ck one goat" philosophy. I don't care the "good" you do when you soil your legacy with promotion of blasphemy. I'm done with you. You f*cked up and must pay the consequence.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Well said.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 10:57 AM (bkUtD)

396 you just don't have the right to shoot anybody who shows up at your front door
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (RHGPo)

True. But if you're the cops you have the right to shoot anybody who shows up at their own front door.

Posted by: House numbers? What's that? at April 17, 2023 10:57 AM (V6LRK)

397 I was just driving along the interstate when someone discriminated against me and I lost control of the car, officer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 10:57 AM (rJ7Hd)

398 Maybe this may have something to do with black motorist fatalities:

https://tinyurl.com/37tu4bp7

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 10:57 AM (lf83v)

399 392 Nobody is allowed to discriminate. I.e., personal choice is forbidden.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (MvF+J)

400 True. But if you're the cops you have the right to shoot anybody who shows up at their own front door.

And their dog

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (gOewF)

401 Now that we know what the male horde members use for ring tones for their wives, I'd like to know what the female horde members use for ringtones for their husbands.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (gmo/4)

402 399 392 Nobody is allowed to discriminate. I.e., personal choice is forbidden.
Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (MvF+J)

=======

You will suck the tranny dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

403 We got knees and know how to use them.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (anj39)

Preach it brother!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (V6LRK)

404 Pete Buttigieg tells Al Sharpton that minorities are more likely to die in car crashes for a variety of reasons including:

"The way roads are designed and built."
***

This administration must run a duty roster and each week another Department or Agency has to come up with yet another way to pander to minorities. They outdo each other in being rediculous.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (anj39)

405 "The way roads are designed and built."

348 I'm not sure what's going on here because I don't speak Chicagoan.

https://bit.ly/3MQBVuC

Maybe Pete has a point. I honestly don't know how you can flip your car on a city street, but the woman in the link was able to. Racist streets in Chicago, probably.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (fs1hN)

406 Pelosi: Calls For Feinstein Resignation Are Sexist…

.. I see a theme forming

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (RHGPo)

407 We got knees and know how to use them.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (anj39)

Failed ZZ Top song lyrics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

408 > Pelosi: Calls For Feinstein Resignation Are Sexist…

Wait: Feinstein is a woman?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 17, 2023 10:59 AM (bW8dp)

409 402 The way I feel today, it may come to that.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at April 17, 2023 10:59 AM (MvF+J)

410

White stripe fog lines are racist.

Posted by: General Disarray at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (eBY/V)

411 > You will suck the tranny dick.

He says you're gonna die.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (bW8dp)

412 I am disappointed. No earth shattering kaboom from Starship.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (2YtOq)

413 407 We got knees and know how to use them.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 10:55 AM (anj39)

Failed ZZ Top song lyrics.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

They didn't like joint productions.

Posted by: Orthopunnic! at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (V6LRK)

414 I'm not sure what's going on here because I don't speak Chicagoan.

https://bit.ly/3MQBVuC

One thing for sure. Pete Buttgiggity was right about racist car accidents.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (FVME7)

415 411 > You will suck the tranny dick.

He says you're gonna die.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (bW8dp

Freeeeedom!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 11:00 AM (rJ7Hd)

416 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

417 You will suck the tranny dick.

He says you're gonna die.

So Blade Runner?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 11:01 AM (gOewF)

418 Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 10:53 AM (RHGPo)

If that was the KS side, that's near where my brother lives. It's armed suburbia.

But I agree- you don't get to shoot someone for ringing your doorbell.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with a front and back doorbell at April 17, 2023 11:01 AM (dtlDP)

419 TERRIBLE NEWS: Mitch McConnell Leaves Home and Returns to Work After Fall, Head Injury

.. Bob Dole used to tell a story about being introduced once as "sustaining a head wound in Italy then going into politics"

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 11:01 AM (RHGPo)

420 Sounds fowl...
----------
Pecker-heads.

********

Poultry slam!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 11:01 AM (ykeLU)

421 Words, no voice: "I'm driving right now. I'll get back to you later."

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 17, 2023 11:02 AM (GshMh)

422 "Blacktop" is racist.

"Double yellow" is racist.

"Overpass" is code for white privilege.

"Lane change" is code for transgender.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 11:02 AM (lf83v)

423 Now that we know what the male horde members use for ring tones for their wives, I'd like to know what the female horde members use for ringtones for their husbands.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 10:58 AM (gmo/4)

Silent.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 17, 2023 11:04 AM (sI15f)

424 ‘Euthanasia’ for Terminally Ill Children to be Legalised in the Netherlands

... shouldn't that be ‘Euthaneurope’

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 11:04 AM (RHGPo)

425 The British government is reportedly planning on issuing guidance to schools that would prohibit supposedly transgender students from joining contact sports teams of the opposite sex as well as requiring teachers to inform parents if their child begins displaying signs of transgenderism.

... oddly almost reasonable .. for Britain where the seem to ignore rape by 'protected classes'

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 11:07 AM (RHGPo)

426 The way roads are designed and built."

Racist Tracks.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 10:52 AM (iayUP)

Blacktop is cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Sponge

Blacktop fucks up a lot of crackers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 11:08 AM (Y2tls)

427 President Joe Biden continues to boast, without evidence, that he has strengthened relations with U.S. allies, but Saudi Arabia has different ideas, planning a meeting with the Palestinian terror group Hamas on Sunday.

.. yes, the Biden Administration is worse than Carter, far worse

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

428 Welp. Just been notified that there will be two "trans rights" protests outside of the library where I work (but do not work for). I'll probably go out and see what's what, since this doesn't happen often where I work...

Probably just a bunch of students letting off steam. I doubt it will turn into anything major.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 10:08 AM (YIVH2)

Can you impersonate a Buildings and Ground official, and call a tree service to come around with a wood chipper?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2023 11:17 AM (tkR6S)

429 Hmm.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 17, 2023 11:39 AM (ytSiK)

430 Nice. I like it.

Posted by: sidney at April 17, 2023 01:14 PM (Uy/WF)

431 Partly cloudy with 100% Chance of a Thunderstorm in the evening

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 17, 2023 05:17 PM (wGqjj)

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