Biden's Approval Falls to the Thirties. But He Has a Secret Weapon

He's now down at close to the lowest level of his ill-gotten "presidency."

The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll out today shows just 38% of Americans approve of Biden's performance as president -- barely above the 36% the president scored last July.
Biden has either made most Americans unhappy or has disappointed them. His policies have generated fierce opposition from Republicans and independents, while many on the left say they're disappointed that Biden hasn't done more.
Biden's marks on the economy are even lower. Just 31% approve of Biden's stewardship of the national economy, about where it's been over the course of the last year.

He'd actually recovered a bit to 45% over the winter.

AP notes that only a quarter of Americans agree that the national economy is good, or that the country is headed in the right direction.

That's about two thirds of the partisan Democrat base.

But comes a hero: Kamala Harris is putting out word that she will campaign "extensively" for Biden.

Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden launches his much-anticipated re-election bid, despite concerns in the Democratic Party that her performance in office, criticized by some as uneven, has made her a liability.
Ms. Harris plans to visit urban centers of swing states to persuade Black voters, young people and other liberal constituencies to re-elect Mr. Biden, according to people familiar with discussions about her campaign efforts. She will lead the administration's advocacy for abortion rights, tout the administration's climate investments and echo Mr. Biden's pledge to protect Medicare and Social Security.
Some top Democratic lawmakers and donors have been questioning Ms. Harris's future behind closed doors for months, saying they don't think the vice president has used her platform effectively, according to attendees at these events.
At one recent Zoom event organized by a former speechwriter for Mr. Biden, one of the Democrats aired frustrations with Ms. Harris, questioning whether she would be a liability to the 2024 ticket, according to people familiar with the call. Former California Sen. Barbara Boxer responded saying they could share concerns with Mr. Biden if they wanted. CNN earlier reported the event. The exchange during the call spurred further private discussion on the topic among some who had attended, those people said.

Kamala Harris and her "backers" -- who I think are just Kamala Harris wearing a mustache and affecting a funny voice -- defend her by invoking the Two Pillars of Kamala Apologism.

1, people are racist, and 2, she's not being "positioned for success" by white men.

Her backers said Ms. Harris, the first woman to hold her position and the daughter of Indian and Jamaican immigrants, is being held to a different standard from past vice presidents, including Mr. Biden.
...

Cynthia Johnson, 67, a retired teacher from Laurinburg, N.C., who pointed out she attended an HBCU, like Ms. Harris, said she had been hoping for the vice president to play a bigger role in the administration. "At this point, she is kind of sidelined," Ms. Johnson said. "And I don't get it."

Yes that's right, white men are "sidelining" her.

Say, has she visited the border? She is the Border Czar, you know.

Her backers say she's hanging back... so as not to outshine Biden.

Like most vice presidents, she has little agency in setting the White House agenda and cannot publicly get in front of Mr. Biden on policy or be seen as outshining him, Ms. Harris's allies say.

But Kamala has a lot of big victories that people just don't know about.

Like this one:

She has pushed for changes--big and small--at the White House that have rankled administration officials. Ms. Harris lobbied national security officials to change the way they described female foreign leaders in their briefings to avoid sexist language, such as "prickly," according to those people.

Wow. What a stateswoman.

Meanwhile, Biden has an explanation for why Kamala is "sidelined." Namely, that she has sidelined herself, refusing to actually do anything in the job.

Aides say he's "frustrated" that Kamala just won't "take anything off his plate."

Not the tapioca -- he wants that for later.

WASHINGTON -- Two former White House officials said President Biden is frustrated with Vice President Kamala Harris' performance -- even if he remains committed to keeping her as his running mate in the 2024 election, a new report reveals.
The 80-year-old Biden, who has gone out of his way to praise Harris in recent public remarks, reportedly has griped about his No. 2's reluctance to take on risky assignments.
"A point of tension in their relationship is that I don't think that the president sees her as somebody who takes anything off of his plate" due to a "fear of messing up," one former White House official told Reuters.
...

Biden has made a point of praising Harris recently -- after prior reports that he's been frustrated with her apparent reluctance to embrace an assignment to reduce record-breaking illegal immigration.

Well, again, that's actually Biden's fault.

...
The president vented to a friend about Harris in 2021 after he got word that her husband, Douglas Emhoff, was complaining about the tasks assigned to her, including mitigating migration and pushing for a federal voting-rights law, Whipple wrote.
"Biden was annoyed," the book says. "He hadn't asked Harris to do anything he hadn't done as vice president -- and she'd begged him for the voting rights assignment."

It goes without saying that Biden's handlers aren't relying on Kamala Harris to deliver an election win.

Instead, they're banking on what "won" them the election in 2020: rigging the the elections again, by ordering federal agencies to work with third-party megadonors like Mark Zuckerberg to turn out the vote... in Democrat districts.

Roughly two years ago, President Biden issued an executive order that went relatively unnoticed and has been mostly forgotten by now, but which endangers the integrity of our elections.
Executive Order 14019 instructs federal agencies, some of which are unrelated to election administration, to collaborate with external private groups to "promote voter registration and voter participation."
As innocuous as this sounds on its face, the White House is emulating billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's efforts to influence the 2020 election and turning it into a publicly-funded operation. That's right: who needs Zuckerbucks when taxpayers like you can fund Democrat voter outreach?
And before you say that's unconstitutional, since when has that mattered to the radical left that feels entitled to power and will do anything to preserve it?
Naturally, the Biden administration has been deliberately vague about the specifics of how government agencies will collaborate with these private groups to engage voters. But the 2024 election is fast approaching, and the White House has quietly disclosed some of the details of how it will repurpose government agencies into a massive taxpayer-funded "get-out-the-vote" operation for the Democrats.

...
Don't forget that there's nothing preventing the White House and partisan bureaucrats in federal agencies from hand-picking groups that favor "get-out-the-vote" activities for Democrats, ensuring their electoral victories for years to come.
As grim as this situation sounds, we can fight this. Just as state legislatures have banned or restricted Zuckerbucks, they can do the same here. "To start, state legislatures can pass laws requiring approval before any new federal funds or new election administration guidance can be accepted or followed by state agencies," explain Tarren Bragdon and Madeline Malisa at our sister site, Townhall. "Legislatures can also require state agencies to notify them when a federal agency tries to contact them through a backchannel." Congress can similarly refuse to fund these agencies and their efforts to boost Democrats.

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1 Bold

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:06 PM (DRSnL)

2 First

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2023 12:06 PM (kFEbY)

3 welcome to the Junta, we got fun and games

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 12:06 PM (dCxaZ)

4 Hey now!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2023 12:06 PM (kFEbY)

5 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:06 PM (Wnv9h)

6 What would we measure a presidential approval poll up against to determine its accuracy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

7 Hi Ace.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:07 PM (Y+l9t)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Joey Shitpants' approval is in the 30s. Great. Awesome. Loving it. So that means he only gets 90 million votes in 2024, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

10 The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll out today shows just 38% of Americans approve of Biden's performance as president -- barely above the 36% the president scored last July.

This is a lie.

There's no way he's ever gotten out of the 20's after the first 6 months when all the shortages and wars started.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Kamala supporting you is like throwing a drowning man an anchor.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 12:08 PM (DMyTF)

12 Biden's Approval Falls to the Thirties. But He Has a Secret Weapon

Fraud? Is that really a secret?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (uvymP)

13 Her backers say she's hanging back... so as not to outshine Biden.

That's like a contest between matte black paint and a nanotube array.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (eOEVl)

14 Joey Shitpants' approval is in the 30s. Great. Awesome. Loving it. So that means he only gets 90 million votes in 2024, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

And it has INCREASED 2% since last July. What the actual f*ck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (DRSnL)

15 Voters in 2024 who don't like Trump won't be able to imagine that Joe Biden will be better. He'll have four years of an awful record to defend. It will be interesting to see how that depresses his support on election day.

Also, I stick to my theory that Biden and Harris were sacrifices expected to lose. The Dems expected a blue wave to give them the Senate, along with expanding their hold on Congress. When they saw the numbers on election night and knew that the House might flip GOP, they panicked and ordered the surge of ballots.

Posted by: Vincent at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (wmDcS)

16 Fox News: Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

https://tinyurl.com/mpkc5ppn

Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (1Yy3c)

17 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden..."

*holds up sign*

"Free BJ's for votes"

Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (82U+n)

18 I don't see that poll on RCP? His average still well above it's lows. I just don't get how anyone can say he is doing a good job. Rasmussen which claims to be LV is at -2, 48/50.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:10 PM (Y+l9t)

19 What exactly does Senile Joe have on his plate?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 24, 2023 12:10 PM (eGTCV)

20 Damn it! Off, sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2023 12:10 PM (wmDcS)

21 Just wait until I send American troops to Ukraine this summer, after the Ukrainians run out of people to press-gang into the army!

Slava Ukraini!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 24, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)

22 Six months into the Kamala Harris Presidency, "Damn I miss that senile bastard!"

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2023 12:10 PM (Z32m1)

23 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden..."

*Hands out knee pads with Biden campaign logo*

Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2023 12:10 PM (82U+n)

24 His "Presidency," has been shit from the start, so I'm not quite sure how this f**king meat puppet bounces from the 30's to the 40's in popularity.

Wait until the summer and gas prices start shooting back up.

If his numbers aren't in the low teens, then the general public is f**king retarded and unreachable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (n/8Ck)

25 You are forgetting the good news. The fed fixed the banking crisis so well that they are holding an emergency meeting today.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (lTGtQ)

26 What exactly does Senile Joe have on his plate?

Tapioca and drool.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)

27 We got your back, dems!

Posted by: Mail in ballots at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (j5Tg0)

28 If you think I'm senile now, just wait!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (2tUFv)

29 Not the tapioca...

*******

Kamala is excited that Biden asked her to work on a plan to bring about whirled peas.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (ykeLU)

30
But comes a hero: Kamala Harris is putting out word that she will campaign "extensively" for Biden.

--

Promise?

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (fKIdX)

31 Having Kamala campaign for Joey Shitpants is like having your bitter, deranged ex-girlfriend talk to your new girlfriend

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

32 Willowed for anyone who is interested:

Here's (a very young) Nancy Pelosi trying to pass legislation passing UN's Agenda 21 codifying it into U.S. law.

https://tinyurl.com/2ors6es3

This has been at work for a long time. If they can't pass it one way, they'll incorporate it in another. Which is what we're seeing.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (O69GV)

33 Dems will do what Dems do: pull the lever for Fetterman, Warnock, and Biden, if necessary.

I'll do the same for a Trump, but the candidate qualify is infinitely better.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 24, 2023 12:11 PM (sXNzJ)

34 They skipped right over the hybrid vehicles to the goal of all EV. The Hybrid makes some sense so it has to be ignored.

I agree, its the same principle as the diesel-electric train engines and it makes more sense than straight EV. Still way too expensive for what you get, but more reasonable design.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (0hOvj)

35 Fox News: Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

https://tinyurl.com/mpkc5ppn
Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (1Yy3c)

7 year olds are just starting to figure out what the hell a hardon is.........

We're an EVIL society. EVIL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

36 they described female foreign leaders in their briefings to avoid sexist language, such as "prickly,
==
Prickly is sexist? Like a cactus?

Posted by: Said the prick at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (vF9go)

37 Joey Shitpants' approval is in the 30s. Great. Awesome. Loving it. So that means he only gets 90 million votes in 2024, right?

yep

demorats *always* Fail Upwards

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (dCxaZ)

38 Joey is upset Kamala isn't taking the blame for Joey.

Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (SYTee)

39 Someday Xi will deign to take my phone calls!

I hope he liked his three days of intensive negotiations in Moscow!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)

40 Republican state legislatures also collaborate(directly or indirectly) by allowing their state election laws to be violated allowing ballots to be counted after 8 pm. This happened in all of the swing states in 2020 and many in 2022.

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 24, 2023 12:12 PM (klw0w)

41 I thought we were told just last week by some garbage poll that Sniffin' Joe was at 48% approval?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (Xrfse)

42 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden..."

*hands out sportsballs with "trannies for Biden" printed on them*

Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (82U+n)

43 Harris Poll of Likely Drop Box Ballots has Pervy Joe up 20 on both Trump and DiSantis

Posted by: Ex-GOP at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (YTBIQ)

44
And it has INCREASED 2% since last July. What the actual f*ck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM (DRSnL)

Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Looks like King Harv has an air force now.

About time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (sjxgf)

46 Instead, they're banking on what "won" them the election in 2020: rigging the the elections again, by ordering federal agencies to work with third-party megadonors like Mark Zuckerberg to turn out the vote... in Democrat districts.

Yeah. I mean, they'd rather not have to spend any money on that, but its their overall plan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (0hOvj)

47 Maybe the summer electric bills in the south will jostle his poll numbers

Posted by: NCKate at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (d5Qya)

48 Ms. Harris lobbied national security officials to change the way they described female foreign leaders in their briefings to avoid sexist language, such as "prickly," according to those people.

I remember being a young Airman 25 years ago, having to come up with 15 bullet points of career accomplishments for the past year so my supervisor could write my performance report.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (+68Ze)

49 I don't believe any headline that states 'Biden says...' anything. I continue to believe he has no real power, owing to his progressing dementia, and that this country is governed by unelected committee, away from view

Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (geLO8)

50
Kamala snuck a couple of fishes of i e cream from Joey B's plate.

He hasn't trusted her since then. She will never return to his good graces.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 12:13 PM (wo4nb)

51 LOL

See you next year.

Posted by: PA, MI, and AZ Voters at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (SIj0i)

52 Edith Prickley > Kamala Prickly

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

53 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (eGTCV)

54 I thought Biden's secret weapon was the most extensive vote fraud team in hisrory. Joe being Joe though, he couldn't keep his mouth shut about it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (fs1hN)

55 They need to print moar approval ballots.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (tiR3O)

56 shocking

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (Mkvkw)

57 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.

Nitwit?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (eOEVl)

58 Yeah, If they rig 24 again to put this vicious meat puppet back into office, there will be a real insurrection, and not some LE/IC ginned up confabulation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (n/8Ck)

59 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden.."

*hands out (for $100 donation) "Vote for Biden" cartons of eggs*

Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (82U+n)

60 Has a shoe manufacturer been able to design presidential looking sneakers with velcro straps for Joe?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (eGTCV)

61 I said it yesterday, I'll say it today. If Biden runs again, the GOP must saturate primetime TV for a solid month before election day with this video:

https://tinyurl.com/yudd34yt

Not to do so is either criminal negligence, or indisputable proof that the Uniparty is real.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (MvF+J)

62 Will she be doing this on her knees, back, or on all fours?

Posted by: Kamala and her vigorous campaigning at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (B0ahs)

63 Is President Trump the only Republican talking about beating the Democrats by using Republican Ballot Harvesting?

Where are the other Republicans? It's almost like they don't mind losing?

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2023 12:16 PM (Z32m1)

64
Nunchuks-tongue

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 12:16 PM (wo4nb)

65 Kamala Harris and her "backers" -- who I think are just Kamala Harris wearing a mustache and affecting a funny voice -- defend her by invoking the Two Pillars of Kamala Apologism.

Dr. DOCTOR Jill Biden, doctor, supports Kamala Harris remaining as VP and doing extensive campaign travelling because Mr. Kamala Harris, mister, lays pipe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 12:16 PM (uvymP)

66 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM (eGTCV)

But she's not African American......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

67 President Biden is frustrated with Vice President Kamala Harris' performance -- even if he remains committed to keeping her as his running mate in the 2024 election, a new report reveals.

This was the Obama play with Biden as VP.

No one wants Harris as Preezy. So, no one's gonna assassinate or push Senile Joe out if Harris is what comes next.

Biden's performance as Preezy proves the soundness of Obama's choice of him as VP.

Harris is most likely gonna run with a road-kill coyote as Veep, if she gets the chance.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 12:16 PM (L1tQx)

68 The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll out today shows just 38% of Americans approve of Biden's performance as president -- barely above the 36% the president scored last July.

This is a lie.

There's no way he's ever gotten out of the 20's after the first 6 months when all the shortages and wars started.
==
Definitely. They always add at least 10%.

Posted by: so how many eligible voters are there, his ceiling is 20% to 30% at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (GmlC8)

69 Nobody works "for" Biden. Biden is managed. But I am certain he was an abusive asshole his entire career, and anyone in his orbit who would be managing him now is also an abusive asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (aylmF)

70
Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

They must be really desperate for recruits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (63Dwl)

71 Kamala snuck a couple of fishes of i e cream from Joey B's plate.

He hasn't trusted her since then. She will never return to his good graces.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Fishes of ice cream ?

Where do you fish ?

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (T4tVD)

72 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden..."

*holds up sign*

"Free BJ's for votes"
Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM

Yeah...hard pass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (Wnv9h)

73 Her backers say she's hanging back... so as not to outshine Biden.

In fairness, that's not an unreasonable position.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (uvymP)

74 Dr. DOCTOR Jill Biden, doctor, supports Kamala Harris remaining as VP

DOCTOR Jill has a full-time imaginary job!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 24, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)

75 Think of your average American... and then realize fully 1/2 of the country is more stupid than him

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (flINI)

76 >>But she's not African American......

Posted by: Sponge

Joe doesn't know that. He just knows she's brown.

Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (geLO8)

77 demorats *always* Fail Upwards
----
You've never seen me fall down the stairs to AF1 have ya, Jack?

Posted by: Joe at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (fs1hN)

78
they described female foreign leaders in their briefings to avoid sexist language, such as "prickly,

So WHICH female foreign leaders were being described as prickly?? Name names.

Not that I care about the feelings of a bunch of foreign women, but it'll be fun to instigate an international cat fight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (n+4am)

79 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden..."

I am here to show support for the President because supporting the President is what we all should do because he is our President and we should support him. Please help me support our President because Presidentin' be hard, yo!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (anj39)

80 Her appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (X+Ku8)

81 They are going to let his numbers slip to start nudging him out the door. No scandal sticks to him. Slicker than slick willie, this one.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (aylmF)

82 I wonder if the delay of Joe's 2024 candidacy announcement is because the Junta and the Junta's controllers have not decided how and when to ditch Kamala for VPOTUS in 2024. Maybe the poison is not acting as fast as promised by CIA.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (AMIL/)

83 "Her backers say she's hanging back... so as not to outshine Biden.'

Who's shinebox is it?

Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (SYTee)

84 Yeah, If they rig 24 again to put this vicious meat puppet back into office, there will be a real insurrection, and not some LE/IC ginned up confabulation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (n/8Ck)

I wish, but I really doubt it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

85 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.

Nitwit?
Posted by: Archimedes

Nincompoop ?

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (T4tVD)

86 I would bet money that Kamala is not on the ticket. They will have to substitute someone viable so they can off Biden right after they rig the election.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)

87 Can I guess voter fraud is his secret weapon?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (VylS6)

88 I hope Republicans are taking notes.

I hope Republicans have noticed that "We're not going to talk about that right now" has become a viable answer to a White House press conference question since Karinge logged another first.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (krQz2)

89 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.

Nitwit?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM

Nickelfucker?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (Wnv9h)

90 Yeah, If they rig 24 again to put this vicious meat puppet back into office, there will be a real insurrection, and not some LE/IC ginned up confabulation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (n/8Ck)

I doubt this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (BdMk6)

91

Joe doesn't know that. He just knows she's brown.
Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (geLO8

Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Meanwhile, Biden has an explanation for why Kamala is "sidelined." Namely, that she has sidelined herself, refusing to actually do anything in the job.

C'mon, man, have they not heard her riveting explanation of school bus colors?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (uvymP)

93 Thirty-eight percent approval.

Right. And my cats are working on cold fusion. Riiight.

Posted by: David Buick, Ransom E. Olds, et al. at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (J2vNu)

94 I know, I know!
Brandon will release more oil from the SPR to sell to China next summer which will ingratiate him with the American voters!
No malarky!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (UCiQg)

95 >I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.

nattering nabob

Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (geLO8)

96 Nickelback fan?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (sjxgf)

97 One of those pentagon doctors is a tranny, so has an obvious conflict of interest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:19 PM (aylmF)

98 I would bet money that Kamala is not on the ticket. They will have to substitute someone viable so they can off Biden right after they rig the election.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)

*tanned, rested and ready*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Two former White House officials said President Biden is frustrated with Vice President Kamala Harris' performance -- even if he remains committed to keeping her as his running mate in the 2024 election, a new report reveals.
____________

Apparently the GOP doesn't have the "failure theater" monopoly yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

100 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.
*
Nitwit?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM
*
Nickelfucker?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023

***
Nagger? He got her confused with Jill?

Posted by: David Buick, Ransom E. Olds, et al. at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (J2vNu)

101 So WHICH female foreign leaders were being described as prickly?? Name names.

Justin Trudeau

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (dCxaZ)

102 Nickelback fan?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

That is reserved for Meatball Ron. He will play Nickleback at his rallies!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (aylmF)

103 nattering nabob

Oh, so close. The correct answer is "nattering nabob of negativism".

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (eOEVl)

104 So Kumala is going to perform extensive "outreach" for Biden?

What's the record for amount of oral decadence over 24 hours? Kumala might have her work cut out for her, but I think she's up for eagerly swallowing up all the challenges.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2023 12:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

105 Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants
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Why do Pentagon doctors have anything to do with pediatrics?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (fs1hN)

106 Has anyone suggested these two have a conversation? I mean, I would like to suggest it because I know it would make the situation between them much much worse.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (ei7q6)

107 84 Yeah, If they rig 24 again to put this vicious meat puppet back into office, there will be a real insurrection, and not some LE/IC ginned up confabulation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (n/8Ck)

I wish, but I really doubt it.
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Methinks it would look like random IEDs consuming imperial Deep Staters, here and there. No pattern. No teams. Just random IEDs, here and there.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (tiR3O)

108 They are going to let his numbers slip to start nudging him out the door. No scandal sticks to him. Slicker than slick willie, this one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (aylmF)

If the body bags start coming home from Syria, this will change.
Maybe.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (anj39)

109 So last time 163 million. He gets 33% of those he gets 55million.

So, the argument goes, the only way he gets more votes is if the opposing choice is actually so disfavored that it drives people to vote for the lesser of two evils.

Helloooooo this has been the media/lefts strategy post Reagan. Demonize whomever is nominated by the Republics even if they are so damn liberal they got elected gov of Massachusettes.

Posted by: so how many eligible voters are there, his ceiling is 20% to 30% at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (waywQ)

110 BREAKING: Iran retaliates against US strikes, fires 3 missiles at American base in Syria

Remember when Trump ordered American troops out of Syria, and the Pentagon simply ignored him?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (2tUFv)

111 "I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala."

The only time the two are in the same room is when they have to make a public appearance together. I doubt they ever meet at all otherwise.

I won't use the enword for Kamala unless she starts shooting up my neighborhood.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (MvF+J)

112 @63

>>Where are the other Republicans? It's almost like they don't mind losing?

This is also one of the things I dislike about RDS and Rick Scott espectially.

They both, literally, had to survive Donk attempts to steal their elections.

Ron fired the Broward Elections supervisor and worked with the legislature to police up their election laws.

But both of them are silent about stolen elections in the other states.

Youngkin as well, they attempted a steal in Virginia.

Donk election theft operations should be a major GOP theme, but apparently only Donald Trump is really making an issue of it.

Oh, and that "horrible" "low-quality" Keri Lake.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (n/8Ck)

113 Why do Pentagon doctors have anything to do with pediatrics?
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Cuz they are owned by the Executive Branch, lock, stock and barrel.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (tiR3O)

114 Why is she acting like an idiot?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (BRHaw)

115
Justin Trudeau
Posted by: kallisto

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (n+4am)

116 Cracker Barrel Follows Walmart's Leave in Closing All Locations in Portland

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Well, one thing for sure. They don't like crackers in Portland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (FVME7)

117
I hope Republicans are taking notes.

I hope Republicans have noticed that "We're not going to talk about that right now" has become a viable answer to a White House press conference question since Karinge logged another first.
Posted by: Axeman

That only works with a compliant press corps.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

118 Kamala proves that women can be just as incompetent as men.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (UuD2k)

119 "Not to worry comrades -- Beijing Biden's approval remains at 98% where it really counts, in Chy-na!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (pTC3n)

120 “Rick and Morty” Co-Creator Justin Roiland Cleared of Domestic Violence Charges: “So Many People Were So Quick to Judge Without Knowing the Facts”

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On the positive side, more money for the lawyers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (FVME7)

121
If the body bags start coming home from Syria, this will change.
Maybe.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (anj39)

13 (I think) murdered by Biden in the Afghan withdraw didn't move the needle........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Quarter Pounder > Nickelfucker

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (krQz2)

123 "Vice President Kamala Harris is preparing to campaign extensively when President Biden..."

*holds up sign*

"Free BJ's for votes"
Posted by: Kamala at March 24, 2023 12:09 PM

Didn't Madonna try that to "encourage" people to elect O'Bummer or Cancles?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (AiZBA)

124
It was "fishes of i e cream"; that is to say "fishes of that is cream".

Mock my all-thumbs typing and high disregard for looking at what I type prior to posting it, if you must, but at least grant me full faith and credit for the full Bidenesque ribaldry of what I submit to this august assembly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (wo4nb)

125 Roger Waters, too Nazi for the Germans.

Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters Threatens Legal Action After German Town Cancels Concert Over Antisemitism

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (FVME7)

126 The 31% who approve of the eeeconomy are government workers, amiright?

Posted by: Cicero Kabom! Kid at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (3Or4S)

127 Why is she acting like an idiot?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (BRHaw)

Acting?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

128 89 I am certain Biden is a horrible man to work for. I have no doubt he's dropped the "N" word on Kamala.

Nitwit?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2023 12:14 PM

Nickelfucker?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Nasty?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (Iw5Ml)

129 Why is she acting like an idiot?

I don't believe that's an act.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (Bd6X8)

130 Get ready to get drafted to go fight and die in Syria/Iran, or be lucky and go to Ukraine instead! All for the glory of Kid Sniffer and Eyepatch McCain and John Cornyn! It's ok, Russia's just a gas station there's no issues fighting them, we'll be greeted as liberators!

Posted by: UwU_Power at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (xQvsn)

131 I would bet money that Kamala is not on the ticket. They will have to substitute someone viable so they can off Biden right after they rig the election.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)

*tanned, rested and ready*
Posted by: Hillary!
===
Over my dead dick.

Posted by: Michelle at March 24, 2023 12:24 PM (Zj13J)

132 116 Cracker Barrel Follows Walmart's Leave in Closing All Locations in Portland
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Where will you find good Chow-Chow now that they're gone?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 12:24 PM (tiR3O)

133 The 31% who approve of the eeeconomy are government workers, amiright?
Posted by: Cicero Kabom

What's the percentage of voters on some sort of dole?
When you rob Peter to pay Paul you can bet Paul will vote for you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (UCiQg)

134 I totally believe reports from anonymous WH staffers, especially when they conform to my prejudices and/or preconceived notions.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (GiK93)

135 I sort of wonder how many votes Biden will get in 2024.

Posted by: MJ at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (zwDuR)

136 Numismatist?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (sjxgf)

137 BIDEN / PENCE 2024

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (O69GV)

138 Harris will be the next President. Women and minorities are the Dem base.

Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (SYTee)

139 Remember when Trump ordered American troops out of Syria, and the Pentagon simply ignored him?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (2tUFv)

I wonder how this is also going to backfire spectacularly? On one hand, the Biden Administration would love to revive the BS "Iran Deal" set up by O-failure, but then again, we're getting this.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

140
Nasty?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:23 PM (Iw5Ml)

Ms. Jackson.

https://youtu.be/ujnq2v6R02U?t=35

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Nasty?
Posted by: nurse ratched

She is a nasty woman!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (+68Ze)

142 "to avoid sexist language, such as "prickly,""

... yes, lets ban all language that is truthful but apparently derogatory so that Cactuses the world over don't take offense.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (ou9hh)

143 Quarter Pounder > Nickelfucker
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (Wnv9h)

144 13 (I think) murdered by Biden in the Afghan withdraw didn't move the needle........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Hmmm...you may have a point there.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (anj39)

145 If Kamala Harris want to 'seal the deal' and 'tighten her grip' on power, all she needs to do is get Doug to record a sex tape with Dr. Jill fully exposed in a compromising position.

It's time to 'throw down the gloves' and 'play hardball.'

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (Jg7EG)

146 131 I would bet money that Kamala is not on the ticket. They will have to substitute someone viable so they can off Biden right after they rig the election.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)

make it easy on yourself cuz she will be on the ticket

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (us2H3)

147 I sort of wonder how many votes Biden will get in 2024.

Posted by: MJ at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (zwDuR)

91 million.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Pentagon didn't ignore trump on Syria. They lied to his fucking face and said ok while doing nothing.

Posted by: NCKate at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (d5Qya)

149 The 31% who approve of the eeeconomy are government workers, amiright?
==
And don't forget the members of the "green" economy, certain Chinese concerns, bankers, and the entertainment industry.

Posted by: he stays bribed at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (dvRrd)

150 Living under this admin is like being ruled by Moe, Larry, and Curly -- if they had the resources of Thrush.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (J2vNu)

151 Her backers say she's hanging back... so as not to outshine Biden.

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Outshine? And during Black History Month, Ace?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (pTC3n)

152 Unrelated, William Shatner looks terrific for 92 years old.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (44ww/)

153 You're incredibly moronic if you think "prickly" is a sexist word. I also can't imagine having to deal with Kamala for four years with her horrible cackle. Ugggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (FUVRY)

154 Pentagon simply ignored him?
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Worse than that, an undersecretary of defense acknowledged they lied to trump about troop levels, then laughed. Even though some of those troops were killed or injured.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (+68Ze)

155 Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

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Call me crazy, but I'd think the Pentagon would have other priorities on its plate than giving a thumbs-up to ruining America's children.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (sVtYq)

156 I sort of wonder how many votes Biden will get in 2024.
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All of them.

Posted by: DC at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (krQz2)

157 "Retired teacher" - I'm noticing that the Biden supporters the media manages to find for their happy quotes tend to be people who are totally insulated from the effects of Biden's policies.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (BJKQV)

158 They don't care about approval ratings.
It's not on the Big Agenda.
Approval ratings are relevant only in a functioning republic, which we ain't.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (jTmQV)

159 More votes then anyone else in history and...he's in the 30s now.

Sure.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (lc5cP)

160 I sort of wonder how many votes Biden will get in 2024.

Posted by: MJ at March 24, 2023 12:25 PM (zwDuR)

91 million.
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Stands to reason, maybe more there are many voters he imported from south america so far.

Posted by: he stays bribed at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (dvRrd)

161 More B-21s Would Allow the U.S. to Field a 2-War Military

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Lindsey Graham is cuming in his shorts!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (FVME7)

162 Necromancer?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (sjxgf)

163 if they had the resources of Thrush.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (J2vNu)

An oral yeast infection?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Edith Prickley was a wonderful station manager and an example for millions of girls to emulate in the high-stakes, competitive world of TV. A fashion plate, to boot!

Posted by: SCTV management at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (aFgj+)

165 So last time 163 million. He gets 33% of those he gets 55million.

Posted by: so how many eligible voters are there, his ceiling is 20% to 30% at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (waywQ)

I guarantee you every Dem who disapproves of him would still vote for him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

166 Pentagon didn't ignore trump on Syria. They lied to his fucking face and said ok while doing nothing.

Posted by: NCKate at March 24, 2023 12:26 PM (d5Qya)

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None dare call it treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (pTC3n)

167 What rhymes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?

I say that all the time. Sorry for the repeats.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (hjCSw)

168 First of all, Kamala Harris is the most brilliant VP evah. Second of all, her speeches are magnificent. I assure you Biden/Harris will win every state in 2024.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (bkUtD)

169 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:29 PM (sjxgf)

170 Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

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Call me crazy, but I'd think the Pentagon would have other priorities on its plate than giving a thumbs-up to ruining America's children.
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That's Admiral Levine, honey, and don't forget it.

Posted by: I hereby order you to spay and neuter your children at March 24, 2023 12:29 PM (TOIk4)

171 https://youtu.be/ujnq2v6R02U?t=35
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Janet was so awesome. We played that song all the time in the gym and had a warmup dance to it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:29 PM (lyImQ)

172 165 I guarantee you every Dem who disapproves of him would still vote for him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

=======

Biden doesn't hate the gays like Trump, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

173 Unrelated, William Shatner looks terrific for 92 years old.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (44ww/)

I've said it for years, his plastic surgeon should be the richest man in Hollywood if those f*cks actually cared about looking good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Nauruan?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:30 PM (sjxgf)

175 More B-21s Would Allow the U.S. to Field a 2-War Military

Pikers.

I'm thinking of a 6-war military!

And if you don't support giving Zelensky everything he wants, you are a traitor!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at March 24, 2023 12:30 PM (2tUFv)

176 if they had the resources of Thrush.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023
*
An oral yeast infection?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023

***
Perhaps somebody needs to examine KH very soon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

177 Three Stooges with power tools. 1930s vintage power tools. The tools that have cords two inches thick, yet they still get hot.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:30 PM (MvF+J)

178 Outshine? And during Black History Month, Ace?

REALLY???
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:27 PM (pTC3n)

Wasn't that last month? Also, why is Hispanic history month half of September and half of October, instead of a regular calendar month?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

179 "Kamala? She's not clean and articulate"
--Joey Fingers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (0hOvj)

180 BREAKING NEWS:

JIMMY CARTER IS STILL NOT DEAD.

Now back to your regularly scheduled blog.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (iayUP)

181 >>>I guarantee you every Dem who disapproves of him would still vote for him.
Posted by: Jordan61

Agreed wholeheartedly. They voted for Lumpy Fetterman. Voting for shit pants would be easy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (bkUtD)

182 Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

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Seems like it was just a month or two ago that they were lamenting that 70%+ of kids couldn't meet the standards to join the military.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (poNws)

183 I think they are hot to have Trump run because they already beat him once.

Pretty sure even the deep state understands they can't sell a guy who legit is probably 34% "popular" as winning an even bigger "landslide..."

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (Lzpvj)

184 "Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants"

I know that the first place I go for medical advice at any age is the Pentagon.

/sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (ou9hh)

185 Wasn't that last month? Also, why is Hispanic history month half of September and half of October, instead of a regular calendar month?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM

1st half of September is siesta time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (Wnv9h)

186 ...come up with 15 bullet points of career accomplishments for the past year so my supervisor could write my performance report.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

******

This past year I was trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent.

Supervisor's boss: "Well, this Ass Trophy fellow sure seems like some kind of Boy Scout!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (ykeLU)

187 If I was Biden's adviser I would have told him to publicly criticize the attempt by NY to prosecute Trump on phony charges. He could have framed it in such a way that it could still criticize Trump but still pretend that the law is more important than partisan victories. The LIVs would again become the Left's useful idiots where previously they have been driving them away.

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (IhbYA)

188 None dare call it treason.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:28 PM (pTC3n)
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Because we'll call it treason if they do!

Posted by: DC Collective at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (krQz2)

189 My dog just took a dump that would outshine Joe.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (eGTCV)

190 "Unrelated, William Shatner looks terrific for 92 years old."

Puffy face.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (MvF+J)

191 You know who else is afraid of messing up?

Debra.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (a3Q+t)

192 I’d rather be ruled by Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (sjxgf)

193 I think they are hot to have Trump run because they already beat him once.

Pretty sure even the deep state understands they can't sell a guy who legit is probably 34% "popular" as winning an even bigger "landslide..."
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (Lzpvj)

They didn't beat him. They cheated him. And us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

We're just preparing the ground for the draft, since we're making sure that no one will voluntarily join the military!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)

195 183 I think they are hot to have Trump run because they already beat him once.

Pretty sure even the deep state understands they can't sell a guy who legit is probably 34% "popular" as winning an even bigger "landslide..."
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (Lzpvj)

=======

They got him the White House when he campaign from his basement.

The fiction is thin already. I really don't think the powers that be give a whit of a shit about the look of things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

196 Three Stooges with power tools. 1930s vintage power tools. The tools that have cords two inches thick, yet they still get hot.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023

***
My mother had a hand-held hair dryer like that. I doubt it was from the Thirties, but it might have been from the Fifties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

197 So last time 163 million. He gets 33% of those he gets 55million.

Posted by: so how many eligible voters are there, his ceiling is 20% to 30% at March 24, 2023 12:21 PM (waywQ)

I guarantee you every Dem who disapproves of him would still vote for him.
Posted by: Jordan61
==
This is what I disbelieve. I know many of them that did. I live in Cleveland. they loathe him now. They know he is their worst idea of a sell out. They don't want to even talk about it. It is a complete embarrassment to them to have vocally supported him. Its not like they wish the voted for Trump, but they can sure see what a giant ass clown Biden is now. Even the geriatric set. Its the criminal behavior, the bribes. They know about his kid and they think Biden is dirty.

Posted by: Well things have turned at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (QFoht)

198
So, uh, rain ... yeah!

Posted by: Jon Fetterman,Still Garbed Authentically for an Authentic Recovery at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (wo4nb)

199 BREAKING NEWS:

JIMMY CARTER IS STILL NOT DEAD.

Now back to your regularly scheduled blog.
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (iayUP)
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It's breaking news like this that makes me wonder why I even bother getting out of bed some days.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (YIVH2)

200 >>180 BREAKING NEWS:

JIMMY CARTER IS STILL NOT DEAD.

Now back to your regularly scheduled blog.
Posted by: fd at March

ADDL BREAKING NEWS: MITCH MCCONNELL IS STILL ALIVE. WE THINK.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (DMyTF)

201 Biden holds a rally after he is nominated at the 2024 DNC: "I want to introduce everyone to my VP candidate for 2024! Someone you all know! Stacy Abrams! What? Oh, Kammy decided to spend more time with her family"

Kammy: ?????!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (+68Ze)

202 Ms. Harris lobbied national security officials to change the way they described female foreign leaders in their briefings to avoid sexist language, such as "prickly," according to those people.

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This explains Kamala's reluctance to go to the border -- with all that threatening, patriarchal, raping prickly pear cactus around.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (pTC3n)

203
I know that the first place I go for medical advice at any age is the Pentagon.

/sarc
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2023 12:31 PM (ou9hh)

Because everyone knows that military doctors go on to be the best and brightest in the world in private practice.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

204 197 This is what I disbelieve. I know many of them that did. I live in Cleveland. they loathe him now. They know he is their worst idea of a sell out. They don't want to even talk about it. It is a complete embarrassment to them to have vocally supported him. Its not like they wish the voted for Trump, but they can sure see what a giant ass clown Biden is now. Even the geriatric set. Its the criminal behavior, the bribes. They know about his kid and they think Biden is dirty.
Posted by: Well things have turned at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM (QFoht)

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"At least he's not Trump, though."
-In the voting booth

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

205 Kamala is even more useless than Mike Pence was.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (mnUzy)

206 Jimmy Carter and Mitch went into hospice at the same time? They are the same person!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (+68Ze)

207 I’d rather be ruled by Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023

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True, B. Except for Moe's treatment of the other two, they were pretty good-natured doofuses all around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

208 I think they are hot to have Trump run because they already beat him once.

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I wonder how many states will simultaneously pause counting after a toilet in Atlanta is flushed?

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (poNws)

209 Really opening a can of worms here, but does anyone have a battery powered lawn mower?
Posted by: 496

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I do. A Lowes house brand (whatever the blue tools/equipment is). I bought it so the kids could cut the yard and I wouldn't have to go out every time to fill the gas and check the oil. It's been great, but you'll only get 1/4-1/2 acre of very flat terrain out of it. And you don't want the grass to get high or it will struggle and the battery will die very quickly.

Watch for it on clearance. $400 is overpriced and you should buy a real mower. Under $150 and it's a steal.
Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 11:27 AM (O69GV)

damnit, he's on to us...

-- the cats

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 12:34 PM (Mkvkw)

210 Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (IhbYA)
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Yeah, but they're going to get so much more out of radicalizing their base when Trump "cheats and gets away again!!!"

The Dems love frustrating their base, because they know they will double down in anger.

Posted by: DC Collective at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM (krQz2)

211 207 And they were never malicious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM (sjxgf)

212 FJB and every single thing he stands for.

Posted by: It's Not Votes, It's Not Ballots, It's Ballots Counted at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM (jV+aN)

213 I know Carter is in hospice but I thought Mitch bounced back from his fall and hospital stay, didn't he?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM (mnUzy)

214 The Daily Daddario can see the election fortifying in 2024 from the red carpet, and she's not quite sure how to think about it:

https://tinyurl.com/nhaa7em7

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

215 Biden holds a rally after he is nominated at the 2024 DNC: "I want to introduce everyone to my VP candidate for 2024! Someone you all know! Stacy Abrams! What? Oh, Kammy decided to spend more time with her family"

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Will Abrams be allowed to continue in her dual role as VP and Governor, or does Georgia law require that she resign the latter?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (pTC3n)

216 I'm sure Communist China, Iran, Russia's military divisions are focused on castrating their male citizens while they're young boys. I mean, it's the logical position to hold for a strong military presence in the world, right? Messed up, castrated boys. Right?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (sVtYq)

217 "Really opening a can of worms here, but does anyone have a battery powered lawn mower?
Posted by: 496"

I do. It's a piece of crap, but I keep it for Mrs fd to use in her garden because she likes it. I replaced the batteries a couple of years ago with 3 - 9ah UPS batteries.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (iayUP)

218
https://tinyurl.com/nhaa7em7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

BAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Kamala is going to overdose on all the Copium eventually.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (ppBhU)

220 Holy cow, I just saw on the news that Fox already called Arizona for Biden.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (poNws)

221 Word that rhymes with Weapons-Bedouins, Can't think of any rhymes for nuclear. Word that rhymes with suicide-Bride or glide, but you'd have to get Muldoon to put in a limerick. I'm too tired and he's much more clever than I am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (FUVRY)

222 It's the undeclared LIV vote we have to get. Admittedly Trump is better than most to increase that vote.

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (IhbYA)

223
Any word on when Madonna intends to launch her one woman show, "Greta: Swedish Snow Princess of Unassailable Climate Crisis Undeniability"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (wo4nb)

224 Doctors have upgraded Mitch McConnel from "critical" to "Fetterman".

/that joke worked four months ago too

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (44ww/)

225 Kamalalala is learning a lesson that all ho's eventually learn, especially as they age and their looks go -- blow jobs can only get you so far in life. Eventually, you have to do your job.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (gmo/4)

226 Jimmuh doesn’t want to die and upstage McCain’s funeral.

So he’s gonna live forever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (sjxgf)

227 I like Trump, I like De Santis but at this point, I'm wishing for someone completely unexpected to leap into the fray...maybe ace should do it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (mnUzy)

228 I saw a video of "Ted Healy and His Stooges." Oh man, I'll bet the stooges were glad when they got rid of Healy!

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (MvF+J)

229 Lunchtime, folken!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

230 Any word on when Madonna intends to launch her one woman show, "Greta: Swedish Snow Princess of Unassailable Climate Crisis Undeniability"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (wo4nb)

That's DOCTOR!!!

Posted by: Greta Thundershart at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

231 I'm sure Communist China, Iran, Russia's military divisions are focused on castrating their male citizens while they're young boys. I mean, it's the logical position to hold for a strong military presence in the world, right? Messed up, castrated boys. Right?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (sVtYq)

No just Thailand.

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (IhbYA)

232 222 It's the undeclared LIV vote we have to get. Admittedly Trump is better than most to increase that vote.
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (IhbYA)

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Please. The only way to appeal to them is to send a GOPe squish with the right check boxes to the nomination.

Nikki Haley or bust!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

233 I saw this post asking what Madonna's problem was.

It popped into my head:

"Attention Deficit Disorder".

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (krQz2)

234 "Congress can similarly refuse to fund these agencies and their efforts to boost Democrats."
That seems like the big one to me.

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2023 12:38 PM (84jHt)

235 We don't need to win elections.

We got Rs on Twitter spitting fire and dropping truth bombs.

#grifterslyingtoyou

Posted by: Clown Shoes at March 24, 2023 12:38 PM (SIj0i)

236 The Daily Daddario can see the election fortifying in 2024 from the red carpet, and she's not quite sure how to think about it:

https://tinyurl.com/nhaa7em7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:35 PM

Bunny boiler.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:38 PM (Wnv9h)

237 I saw a video of "Ted Healy and His Stooges." Oh man, I'll bet the stooges were glad when they got rid of Healy!

--

His guitar skills were better than Iggy Pop's, but overall he was a bad fit.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:38 PM (poNws)

238 193 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

My point is pop culture and the political class have covered his name in such shit over the last 7 years that they view him as beatable and his "defeat" will be "reasonable."

I am not going to relitigate my well known views on 2020, yes they cheated brazenly but Trump had had 2 years of "GOP bobsled course" to fortify the election and he and the GOP did bupkus.

My no bullshit non-hyperbolic view is there is a behind closed doors conspiracy to deny defacto political representation to 45% of the electorate.

Having crypto democrats put up to not represent the electorate's views and desires effectively is just as much "disenfranchisement" as say "requiring voter ID."

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:38 PM (Lzpvj)

239 JIMMY CARTER IS STILL NOT DEAD.

The early hours of Monday morning if Bragg needs a squirrel.

Posted by: old chick at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (sOete)

240 I think they are hot to have Trump run because they already beat him once.

Pretty sure even the deep state understands they can't sell a guy who legit is probably 34% "popular" as winning an even bigger "landslide..."
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the only way they can hide a steal, is if they can claim, that the unpopular president, was seen a better choice than the alternative. But this is WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO. They demonized the former LIBERAL AS ALL GEt OUT -- gov of Mass. It is done merely to excuse the otherwise unbelieveably improbable result.
Hillary only lost because she believed her own bullshit. She thought she was actually popular with people so they didn't organize a steal. She's a freakin' crook, nasty, dumb, arrogant and detached. She was never going to win without significant cheating.

Posted by: Well things have turned at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (YRSN6)

241 Here's proof (if you needed any) that Bragg's NY investigation of Trump is dead: Congressional Investigators sent word that they wanted him to testify about what he was up to, and he replied "say what? I was never gonna arrest Trump, only Donald Trump said that. It's all his fault, I din' do nuttin'!"

Looks like he's not only bailing on the whole thing, from now on he's going to try and pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (trdmm)

242 Really opening a can of worms here, but does anyone have a battery powered lawn mower?

Yeah it works really well but the batteries take a long time to fully charge for some reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

243 Take out rhymes,

What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (hjCSw)

244 I'm sure Communist China, Iran, Russia's military divisions are focused on castrating their male citizens while they're young boys. I mean, it's the logical position to hold for a strong military presence in the world, right? Messed up, castrated boys. Right?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2023 12:36 PM (sVtYq)

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"Discipline is the soul of an army." -- George Washington, 1757

"High heels are the sole of an army." -- Beijing Biden, 2021

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (pTC3n)

245 If you're a 'pentagon doctor' do you work on the angles?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (UCiQg)

246 The Daily Daddario can see the election fortifying in 2024 from the red carpet, and she's not quite sure how to think about it:

Those peepers truly are disturbing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 12:40 PM (Xrfse)

247
Yeah it works really well but the batteries take a long time to fully charge for some reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

Because they suck.

I'm just sayin......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

248 227 I like Trump, I like De Santis but at this point, I'm wishing for someone completely unexpected to leap into the fray...maybe ace should do it.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM (mnUzy)

JEB! - "I'm tan, I'm fit, and me and my pocket turtles are ready!"

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2023 12:40 PM (Rl7KJ)

249 Nikki Haley or bust!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:37 PM

This week, we can haz bust please?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:40 PM (Wnv9h)

250 What's funny sad is the Democrats are saying the GOP wants to defund law enforcement . And a lot of LIVs believe it,

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:40 PM (IhbYA)

251 It's breaking news like this that makes me wonder why I even bother getting out of bed some days.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 12:33 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BREAKING NEWS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 24, 2023 12:41 PM (a3Q+t)

252 If I was Biden's adviser I would have told him to publicly criticize the attempt by NY to prosecute Trump on phony charges.

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We shouldn't be so hard on Alvin Bragg. He was just a week early for April Fool's Day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 12:41 PM (FVME7)

253 Looks like he's not only bailing on the whole thing, from now on he's going to try and pretend it never happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (trdmm)
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Maybe he never was going to do it. Perhaps he only had to rattle some chains every so often to keep fans like Rob Reiner believing--holding on to that fee-lay-ee-ang.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:41 PM (krQz2)

254 Trump had had 2 years of "GOP bobsled course" to fortify the election and he and the GOP did bupkus.
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I was in charge of the administration's national task force on election reform baby. Thank me.

Posted by: Mike Pence waves buh bye at March 24, 2023 12:41 PM (zzH50)

255 A battery mower would probably be good for someone like me, who lives in a neighborhood on a 1/16 of an acre postage stamp lot.

I'm still keeping my Briggs and Stratton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

256 The aggregate vote total for '24 will be 169,000,000 based on an 8.3% increase from '16 to '20. I am sure everyone is hella excited to get out there and show their love our beloved president and his sturdy vp. Biden might crack 100,000,000 votes

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2023 12:42 PM (flINI)

257 "My mother had a hand-held hair dryer like that. I doubt it was from the Thirties, but it might have been from the Fifties."

One of the things that we used to eBay was Machine-Age industrial styled appliances and power tools from before ca 1950. They look cool. Find em at garage sales for a buck, sold well online. Couldn't do it today with the high shipping costs.

Another thing from that era that sold very well was red rubber hot water bags with enema nozzles. Hey, perv money spends the same as normie money.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:42 PM (MvF+J)

258 Take out rhymes,

What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (hjCSw)

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Nuclear suicide?

[New portmanteau: Nucleacide?]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:42 PM (pTC3n)

259 What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (hjCSw)
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Shmuclear Shmeapons?

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (krQz2)

260 Sure doesn't seem to me that Biden is too old for the job. He is on it 24/7 all over the place. He seems energetic, aware, and sincere. Most people will not say this but I do believe for the term, more voters are worried about what might happen that puts Kamala in the WH.

Many like VP Harris but they fear the bigotry of a huge segment of the voting population. It's the quiet part that Dems are unwilling to speak out loud. No matter how much Biden/Harris has accomplished for people, it really doesn't matter to at least 45% of the voting base.

How is President Biden's age a "thing" but tRump's isn't? I agree with you; Biden is energetic, intelligent, caring. tRump is a demented, ignorant, lazy slob. Remember "executive time"?

I WILL vote against the GOP/MAGA nominee, but I really wish I could vote FOR someone I liked. I guess once in a lifetime (Obama) will have to be enough.

I challenge anybody to try and keep up with him throughout the day. We are blessed to have him

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (FuN9l)

261 If I was Biden's adviser I would have told him to publicly criticize the attempt by NY to prosecute Trump on phony charges.

That's the kind of stuff Bill Clinton used to do and it worked really well for him. Biden is too mean, dumb, arrogant, and crooked to even try that, let alone have anyone convince him to do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (0hOvj)

262 I sort of wonder how many votes Biden will get in 2024.

As many as he needs.

Posted by: Ilene Wright at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (VD8D9)

263 240 Posted by: Well things have turned at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (YRSN6)

With the media completely unified in backing Dementia Force One they have him at 34%....

I just think the powers that be understand they cannot replay 2020 to the same degree hence their immobility on Trump this week.

Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (Lzpvj)

264 Alvin Greene >>>>>> Alvin Bragg

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (sjxgf)

265 Million-dollar idea, a gift to the Horde:
Grass-powered lawn mowers.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (MvF+J)

266 260 Sure doesn't seem to me that Biden is too old for the job. He is on it 24/7 all over the place. He seems energetic, aware, and sincere. Most people will not say this but I do believe for the term, more voters are worried about what might happen that puts Kamala in the WH.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (FuN9l)

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24/7 means calling lids at 1 in the afternoon on Mondays.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

267 Many like VP Harris but they fear the bigotry of a huge segment of the voting population. It's the quiet part that Dems are unwilling to speak out loud. No matter how much Biden/Harris has accomplished for people, it really doesn't matter to at least 45% of the voting base.

"Accomplished for the people?"

Name one thing........ONE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

268 267 "Accomplished for the people?"

Name one thing........ONE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

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Greatest economy since FDR, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

269 =======

24/7 means calling lids at 1 in the afternoon on Mondays.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

He's had more vacations in 2 years than Trump played rounds of golf in 4 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

270 All of the accomplishments that she has accomplished have been important in light of the accomplishments.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (poNws)

271 Trump's age does bother me. He's not as old as Biden but still, enough of these dinosaurs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (0hOvj)

272 Alvin ~~Greene~~the Chipmonk >>>>>> Alvin Bragg
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (sjxgf)
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Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (krQz2)

273 The aggregate vote total for '24 will be 169,000,000 based on an 8.3% increase from '16 to '20. I am sure everyone is hella excited to get out there and show their love our beloved president and his sturdy vp. Biden might crack 100,000,000 votes

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2023 12:42 PM (flINI)

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I have been lobbying for him to pick Hunter as his VP running mate and start a new American political family incest (literally) dynasty.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (pTC3n)

274 Million-dollar idea, a gift to the Horde:
Grass-powered lawn mowers.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM

Goats?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (Wnv9h)

275 ========

Greatest economy since FDR, comrade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

My retirement account says you're wrong. Dead wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

276 "What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?"

Gwyneth Paltrow guilty verdict.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (MvF+J)

277 Greatest economy since FDR, comrade.
--

Let all the people go back to work after we made them go home indefinitely. Look at those job numbers!

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (poNws)

278 He seems energetic

Biden is energetic

Keep repeating it, and it will come true.

Posted by: Democratic Underground Affirmation Class at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (h5TKJ)

279 Greatest economy since FDR, comrade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
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i-i-is Pravda!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (krQz2)

280 @261

>>That's the kind of stuff Bill Clinton used to do and it worked really well for him. Biden is too mean, dumb, arrogant, and crooked to even try that, let alone have anyone convince him to do so.

The actual remaining functioning synapses of The Meat Puppets vicious and monstrously evil brain, simply do not care.

He is 80 years old, he's not going to be around much longer, and he's going to do as much of Stan's bidding as he can do until he's called home by the morning star.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (n/8Ck)

281 Moe Howard, amongst his many talents, was the best pie-thrower in the history of Hollywood. That alone would make the mean politics of 2023 infinitely more palatable.

Posted by: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (aFgj+)

282 Many like VP Harris but they fear the bigotry of a huge segment of the voting population. It's the quiet part that Dems are unwilling to speak out loud. No matter how much Biden/Harris has accomplished for people, it really doesn't matter to at least 45% of the voting base.

"Accomplished for the people?"

Name one thing........ONE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM

Forget it, Sponge...it's DU Town.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (Wnv9h)

283
Gwyneth Paltrow guilty verdict.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (MvF+J)

Her lawyers got reprimanded by the judge for providing "treats" to the bailiffs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

284 264

Alvin Karpis >>>>>> Alvin Bragg

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (roH4R)

285 38% of Americans approve of Biden's performance as president

That's still too high. Who the hell are these people? I would think this level of stupidity is not survivable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (p+1gI)

286 Her position for success is on her...oh, never mind.

Posted by: WhitePunk at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (5it5x)

287 All of the accomplishments that she has accomplished have been important in light of the accomplishments.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 12:45 PM (poNws)

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There's a Venn diagram for that!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (pTC3n)

288 Alvin Greene >>>>>> Alvin Bragg

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (sjxgf)

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Alvin and the Chipmunks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alvin Greene >>>>>> Alvin Bragg

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (flINI)

289
Forget it, Sponge...it's DU Town.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (Wnv9h)

Yeah, I know. The amount of stupid scares the living crap out of me......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Gwyneth Paltrow guilty verdict.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (MvF+J)
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steamy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (krQz2)

291 In 2024 there will be a 95% turn out of registered voters up from the 90% in 2020. North Korean voting numbers baby !!!

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (IhbYA)

292 Hey, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (sjxgf)

293 "Accomplished for the people?"

Name one thing........ONE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM

He saved Democracy by fighting Russia in Ukraine!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (FuN9l)

294 thought Mitch bounced back from his fall and hospital stay, didn't he?
Posted by: IC -

Oh, he bounced.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (+68Ze)

295 ----------

There's a Venn diagram for that!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (pTC3n)

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Imagine how bad things would be if Biden or Harris were actually competent.

Instead it's the team of incontinent incompetence

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (/LGx4)

297 Her lawyers got reprimanded by the judge for providing "treats" to the bailiffs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

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Fruity Pebbles from her steamed vajayjay?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (pTC3n)

298 So whose bed did Gwyneth poop in?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (sjxgf)

299 Theater. She's a dumb thing but...Crazy K's brother-in-law is attorney Tony West. West is a friend of Barack, serving as an Associate Attorney General of the United States under him 3/2012 - 9/2014. (Then becoming General Counsel, Pepsi and, now, VP and Chief Legal Officer of Uber.) Anyway, then and now crazy K remains solid with the O's.

Remember spring 2013, O introduced her at a fundraiser as brillant, dedicated, tough, a great friend and long time supporter and also the best looking AG in the country. IIRC, it played out: For women in politics, such as she and Hillary, comments like that can wallop a campaign but they are strong & rise about it. And O got to be a manly man like a FDR or Kennedy.

Meta Zuckerberg has become the face of election meddling to many. There are so many like him but Justice be standing firmly behind.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (GshMh)

300 Hey, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:48 PM (sjxgf)

Word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Couple of non-factual things that you can count on as being facts:

Joe will run in 2024
Kamala will be his VP
Biden/Harris will win the general by six billion ballots

Everything else is just window dressing and wish casting.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (KbCG3)

302 "What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?"

The new Dylan Mulvaney Variety Show, 7PM Fridays, on your local ABC TV affiliate.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (MvF+J)

303 One of the things that we used to eBay was Machine-Age industrial styled appliances and power tools from before ca 1950. They look cool. Find em at garage sales for a buck, sold well online. Couldn't do it today with the high shipping costs.

Another thing from that era that sold very well was red rubber hot water bags with enema nozzles. Hey, perv money spends the same as normie money.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023

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Oh, yes -- Mom had one of those rubber hot water bags. And an enameled metal pan that she used for our cat's litter box. I still have a plastic-and-nylon "Hospital Property" scrub brush she brought home from work when I was a teen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

304 Last I saw McConnel was still inpatient rehab which made me think it was more serious than they ,et on.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (Y+l9t)

305 Meatball Ron.

Just bore saying, that's all.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (krQz2)

306 Keith Olbermann went off on another crazy old man rant last night, shouting for Trump to be arrested for making a "terrorist threat" against Bragg. Keefums also called for a bunch of people to be held without bail too, without explaining why. Just shaking his fist at the sky I guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (0hOvj)

307 Hilary Clinton has more accomplishments and she's had zero.

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (IhbYA)

308 "Fruity Pebbles from her steamed vajayjay?"

Goop Pudding and Ozone-Filled Eclairs.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (MvF+J)

309 Never liked Alvin-a little pain in the ass. Much prefer Simon, or even Theodore.

Posted by: David Seville at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (aFgj+)

310 "What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?"
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White Whine.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (krQz2)

311 285
'I would think this level of stupidity is not survivable.'

That's unfixable. You don't try. You separate from them to the extent you can. So their stupid frivolous votes don't matter to you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (roH4R)

312 > "What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?"
_________

Pie.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

313 Apparently Google has removed my ability to search with a date range.

Just a Google approved list of suggestions appears at the top of my search results now including news results. It has even been removed from the advanced search.

Got to hide the past in order to change to our new woke, communist future.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (MFZ8i)

314 I have been lobbying for him to pick Hunter as his VP running mate and start a new American political family incest (literally) dynasty.
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I have said multiple times already that Hunter Biden will eventually rule over the United States. "elected" or not. The man of sin is revealed.

Posted by: Plus its Clownworld they have to rub our noses in it at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (ZxzLQ)

315 Keith Olbermann went off on another crazy old man rant last night, shouting for Trump to be arrested for making a "terrorist threat" against Bragg. Keefums also called for a bunch of people to be held without bail too, without explaining why. Just shaking his fist at the sky I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (0hOvj)

If they don't clear his intestinal blockage soon, his brain is REALLY gonna go to shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Keith Olbermann went off on another crazy old man rant last night, shouting for Trump to be arrested for making a "terrorist threat" against Bragg. Keefums also called for a bunch of people to be held without bail too, without explaining why. Just shaking his fist at the sky I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM (0hOvj)
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Will American Fascists ever realize who they are?

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:51 PM (krQz2)

317 Imagine how bad things would be if Biden or Harris were actually competent.

Yeah it works heavily to our favor that the left is so insane and constantly infighting that they don't get as much damage done as they could.

He is 80 years old, he's not going to be around much longer, and he's going to do as much of Stan's bidding as he can do until he's called home by the morning star.

Yeah there's probably a lot to that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:52 PM (0hOvj)

318 Gwyneth Paltrow guilty verdict.

Oh, blow it out your arse.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 24, 2023 12:52 PM (Xrfse)

319 Prometheus would’ve been far better with Moe Howard in it throwing pies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:52 PM (sjxgf)

320 With the media completely unified in backing Dementia Force One they have him at 34%....

I just think the powers that be understand they cannot replay 2020 to the same degree hence their immobility on Trump this week.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (Lzpvj)

Hold my beer.....

Posted by: Overflowing Toilette at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (BdMk6)

321 Alvin the Chipmonk >>>>>> Alvin Bragg
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:44 PM (sjxgf)
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Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023

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We'd vote for him. (We can vote, right?)

Posted by: Simon & Theodore at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

322 He seems energetic

Biden is energetic

Keep repeating it, and it will come true.

Posted by: Democratic Underground Affirmation Class at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (h5TKJ)

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"Hey, it takes a lot of energy to keep breathing, h8r -- especially when you're continually falling up and down stairs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (pTC3n)

323 The only thing the RNC and the primary candidate should be doing is spending all their money on monitoring the election and appropriate lawsuits right now where state election procedures are contrary to the law.

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (IhbYA)

324 In other news, it looks like King Harve is going on the offensive. We must not be buying enough coffee, he's bombing us.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (76Foq)

325 Prometheus would’ve been far better with Moe Howard in it throwing pies.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:52 PM (sjxgf)
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As part of the Engineer race.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:54 PM (krQz2)

326 Will she be doing this on her knees, back, or on all fours?
Posted by: Kamala and her vigorous campaigning at March 24, 2023 12:15 PM (B0ahs)

Her problem is that the value of her "currency" in such transactions is fast diminishing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 12:54 PM (tkR6S)

327 Ministry of Truth reports on the Future Events of America, NOVEMBER 13, 2027

https://twitter.com/USMiniTru/status/1638668505749893120

"David French writes angry column about clouds."

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:54 PM (xhaym)

328 "What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?"

MIT invites fucking Angela Davis to give a speech.

Oh wait, they already did that.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:54 PM (MvF+J)

329 In other news, it looks like King Harve is going on the offensive. We must not be buying enough coffee, he's bombing us.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (76Foq)
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Who pissed off King Harv?

Dammit, he's the KING!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 12:54 PM (krQz2)

330 Did anyone order her snizz candle as a gag?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Who is that guy who was on the stoop yelling at Fauci and Bowser voting for?

Until he changes to Trump or DeSantis, it's still going to be tough to win this.

Posted by: Lex at March 24, 2023 12:55 PM (t983B)

332 Gwyneth Paltrow guilty verdict.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:46 PM (MvF+J)

Her lawyers got reprimanded by the judge for providing "treats" to the bailiffs.
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Judge ticked because he didn't get any....

No joke. Had a judge require the parties to bring in donuts for jury himself and court staff every morning of trial. Assigned plt for week one, dft for week two.

Posted by: Plus its Clownworld they have to rub our noses in it at March 24, 2023 12:55 PM (bbnRV)

333 In other news, it looks like King Harve is going on the offensive. We must not be buying enough coffee, he's bombing us.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (76Foq)

He really hates it when you spell his name wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

334 320 With the media completely unified in backing Dementia Force One they have him at 34%....

I just think the powers that be understand they cannot replay 2020 to the same degree hence their immobility on Trump this week.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2023 12:43 PM (Lzpvj)

Hold my beer.....
Posted by: Overflowing Toilette at March 24, 2023 12:53 PM (BdMk6)

Maricopa County almost peed itself laughing.*

*Would be happy for this comment to age poorly given the latest court ruling but I ain't holding my breath

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2023 12:55 PM (KbCG3)

335 Oh, blow it out your arse.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 24, 2023 12:52 PM

No concern for rising atmospheric ozone levels?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 12:56 PM (a3Q+t)

336 As the HindenBiden burns KamalToe busts out the Napalm fire extinguishers.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2023 12:56 PM (OZjDX)

337 Hillary only lost because she believed her own bullshit. She thought she was actually popular with people so they didn't organize a steal. She's a freakin' crook, nasty, dumb, arrogant and detached. She was never going to win without significant cheating.
Posted by: Well things have turned at March 24, 2023 12:39 PM (YRSN6)

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Dems cheat in every election. Obama did not win either of his two elections though the margin of fraud was much smaller than 2020 and 2022. For 2024 they will need to ramp it up so spectacularly that it will be visible from space.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 24, 2023 12:56 PM (3JfbU)

338 Did anyone order her snizz candle as a gag?

Did anyone NOT order her candle as a gag? Why else would you buy a candle named that, except as a goof?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

339 It doesn't matter what Biden's approval rating is. The Democrats just harvest all the ballots that are chucked out into the darkness and elect whoever they want to now.

The only thing I want to hear from Trump or Desantis is how they plan to start harvest these ballots and fill out so that Republicans might have a chance. Cheating is legal in the US according to all the court rulings I have seen.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (MFZ8i)

340
Did anyone NOT order her candle as a gag? Why else would you buy a candle named that, except as a goof?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

I can't imagine the smell of burning pussy can be all that appealing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

341 "What goes with political suicide and nuclear weapons?"

$32 billion national debt, and $trillions in derivatives risk.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (MvF+J)

342 Majority of American voters: Maybe it's just me, cuz the media says it's not so, but I seem to notice a lot of crime these days. Like my car that's gone.
And -again, maybe I'm way off- but a lot of seemingly healthy but well vaccinated people seem to be dropping dead.

Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (FQ+mV)

343 Keith Olbermann went off on another crazy old man rant last night

Long ago, back in the golden days of SportsCenter on ESPN, I actually used to kind of like the guy and thought he was funny. Little did I know that he was certifiable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (Xrfse)

344 Dems cheat in every election.

Yeay, they cheated for Hillary but not buy enough. They actually did the same thing in 2022, but instead of just being taken by surprise, they shut down counting in key areas and trucked in crates of printed votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (0hOvj)

345
"Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants"

*******

Consider the source:

Col. David Klein, MD, MPH - Family and Adolescent Medicine, on faculty oif Uniormed Services University of Health Sciences
Thomas Baxter D.O - Family Medicine resident
Noelle Larson[, MD/b] - Chief of pediatric endocrinology at Walter Reed (also affiliated with USUHS)
American Journal of Public Health - Editors and Editorial Board predominantly PhD's and MPHH's, only five or six MD's out of thirty-some. Hardly a real medical or scientific journal. Largely a public policy advocacy organ.

I have previously warned that Adolescent Medicine doctors and Pediatric Endocrinologists are all-in on pediatric gender transitioning. Truly dangerous specialties. The other poor schlub is a resident, in training, who probably fetched coffee for the other two anddtyped up the paper.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (ykeLU)

346 306 Keith Olbermann went off on another crazy old man rant last night, shouting for Trump to be arrested for making a "terrorist threat" against Bragg. Keefums also called for a bunch of people to be held without bail too, without explaining why. Just shaking his fist at the sky I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:50 PM

Recommend this minor adjustment to remove the redundant part. Could replace with "crazy" if you want the redundancy for emphasis.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at March 24, 2023 12:58 PM (FuN9l)

347
Did anyone NOT order her candle as a gag? Why else would you buy a candle named that, except as a goof?
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If I'm being honest, I missed the characteristic musk.

Posted by: Chris Martin at March 24, 2023 12:58 PM (WxwjH)

348
Long ago, back in the golden days of SportsCenter on ESPN, I actually used to kind of like the guy and thought he was funny. Little did I know that he was certifiable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (Xrfse)

You have to admire the fact that he turned "From way downtown.......bang." into a vast personal fortune.

Other than that, the dude should be launched into the ocean via trebuchet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Prometheus would’ve been far better with Moe Howard in it throwing pies.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 12:52 PM (sjxgf)

IIRC that is what the whole rolling spaceship thing was based around.
It went, "Nuyck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck!" as it bounded down on them, remember?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:58 PM (xhaym)

350 "Worse than that, an undersecretary of defense acknowledged they lied to trump about troop levels, then laughed."

When it gets to that point, you can't even trust that they would leave if you fired them for insubordination.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2023 12:58 PM (ou9hh)

351 344 Dems cheat in every election.

Yeay, they cheated for Hillary but not buy enough. They actually did the same thing in 2022, but instead of just being taken by surprise, they shut down counting in key areas and trucked in crates of printed votes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (0hOvj)

I don't recall Hillary's vote total exactly but when you watch the dem candidate's vote total increase by something like 15 million from one election to the next, yeah, I'd say the dems decided they weren't taking any chances.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

352 342 Majority of American voters: Maybe it's just me, cuz the media says it's not so, but I seem to notice a lot of crime these days. Like my car that's gone.
And -again, maybe I'm way off- but a lot of seemingly healthy but well vaccinated people seem to be dropping dead.
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (FQ+mV)

It's you. Don't believe your lying eyes.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (BBDk7)

353 Screwed the pooch on THAT formatting. Poor eyesight and a touchy keyboard are a bad combination.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (ykeLU)

354 Kamala pounding pavement for Joey.

As if America needs more examples of why she is an idiot.

And yet the GOPe will still find a way to lose.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (DsBY7)

355 Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (ykeLU)

THAT was CLOSE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Off, disgusting sock

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (BdMk6)

357 Long ago, back in the golden days of SportsCenter on ESPN, I actually used to kind of like the guy and thought he was funny.

Yeah. He was never as funny as Dan Patrick (who used to be entertaining on his own show until he got political), but they were a great team. That show really did a lot to build ESPN as a brand. Which they have subsequently destroyed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)

358 $32 trillion. Geez Louise, I screwed that pooch. Better do something else.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (MvF+J)

359 Car-Mella'sj only good at one thing. Just how many votes is she supposed to deliver using her special gift?

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (jM1wU)

360 Federman, McConnel, Feinstein out. Sinema now an Independent who says the Democrat luncheons suck. Manchin pissed because Biden reneged on their deal.
Notice there haven't been any votes of the full senate? Hearings yes. Legislating No.
Can they keep this up,til next year?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 01:00 PM (Y+l9t)

361 I still think the link should be (Jump to top of comments) as that's what it does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

362 Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM

Small Army story for you, Muldoon. When I spent part of a summer at Wally World, I met a very pleasant pediatrician who was married to JEB Stuart V, and at the time pregnant with JEB Stuart VI.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 01:00 PM (Wnv9h)

363 Majority of American voters: Maybe it's just me, cuz the media says it's not so, but I seem to notice a lot of crime these days. Like my car that's gone.
And -again, maybe I'm way off- but a lot of seemingly healthy but well vaccinated people seem to be dropping dead.
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (FQ+mV)
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Bullshit! I'm still going out to eat!

Posted by: Don LeMon at March 24, 2023 01:01 PM (krQz2)

364 If they removed every geriatric from the house or the senate they wouldn't have a quorum.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 01:02 PM (44ww/)

365 Yeah. He was never as funny as Dan Patrick (who used to be entertaining on his own show until he got political), but they were a great team. That show really did a lot to build ESPN as a brand. Which they have subsequently destroyed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)
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They moved the entertainment needle enough that ABC created a sitcom around the ESPN show.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 01:02 PM (krQz2)

366 354 Kamala pounding pavement for Joey.

As if America needs more examples of why she is an idiot.

And yet the GOPe will still find a way to lose.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (DsBY7)

Kamala pounding pavement...um, wouldn't that destroy her back, unless she's on top or has sufficient cushioning?

Not an expert on sechs/seggs, but I imagine that would mechanically be the case.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2023 01:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

367 Worse than that, an undersecretary of defense acknowledged they lied to trump about troop levels, then laughed.

We are in a very terrible place in this country that nobody seems to be talking about.

For centuries, our military was a civilian-controlled, honorable force which was restrained. They followed the orders of the president, they were subordinate to the people of America.

That is gone. They deliberately and directly disobeyed specific orders by the president, repeatedly. They are acting without civilian (congressional) control. The military is now simply doing what it wants and ignoring the commander in chief.

Its hard to overstate how extremely dangerous and bad this is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 01:03 PM (0hOvj)

368 Did anyone NOT order her candle as a gag? Why else would you buy a candle named that, except as a goof?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

There are some weird dudes out there, just saying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 01:03 PM (DRSnL)

369 The only thing I want to hear from Trump or Desantis is how they plan to start harvest these ballots and fill out so that Republicans might have a chance. Cheating is legal in the US according to all the court rulings I have seen.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 12:57 PM (MFZ8i)

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Yep, better get busy. Those votes are not going to harvest themselves. Anyone who has a problem with it can take it up with Chief Justice Roberts.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (3JfbU)

370 I might have to watch Prometheus again to remember why I hated it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (Y+l9t)

371 Noelle Larson, as Chief of Pediatric Endocrinology at Walter Reed does not set DOD policy, but I'll guarantee you that the people in the big brass who do set DDD policy will not only seek her input, they will parrot whatever she says as gospel truth.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (ykeLU)

372
There are some weird dudes out there, just saying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 01:03 PM (DRSnL)

For the record, I never ordered one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

373 "Cynthia Johnson, 67, a retired teacher from Laurinburg, N.C."

Alex, I'll take "Why has the American educational system been such an unmitigated disaster" for $500, please.

Posted by: Xavier at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (f7gez)

374 When I spent part of a summer at Wally World, I met a very pleasant pediatrician who was married to JEB Stuart V, and at the time pregnant with JEB Stuart VI.

Did great great grandpa take time off from haunting a tank to drop in?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (0hOvj)

375 Federman, McConnel, Feinstein out. Sinema now an Independent who says the Democrat luncheons suck. Manchin pissed because Biden reneged on their deal.
Notice there haven't been any votes of the full senate? Hearings yes. Legislating No.
Can they keep this up,til next year?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 01:00 PM (Y+l9t)
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They just passed a bill last week, with Manchin and another Dem getting it over the hump.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (krQz2)

376 371 Noelle Larson, as Chief of Pediatric Endocrinology at Walter Reed does not set DOD policy, but I'll guarantee you that the people in the big brass who do set DDD policy will not only seek her input, they will parrot whatever she says as gospel truth.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (ykeLU)

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They're generals! They're not supposed to make decisions!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

377 He was never as funny as Dan Patrick (who used to be entertaining on his own show until he got political), but they were a great team.

Agreed. I was really disappointed (but not surprised) when Dan began to show his true colors on his own. Tuned in a couple of times and said f*ck this bullcrap.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (Xrfse)

378 I challenge anybody to try and keep up with him throughout the day. We are blessed to have him

Yeah, I'd like to see them square that with Peppermint Psaki saying that he doesn't do anything before 9:30AM.

Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (fF0pk)

379 Does Gwynyth Paltrow's snizz smell like an arc flash?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (Jg7EG)

380 Well guess the GOPe will need to collaborate with the Dems to pass another budget busting, dollar devaluing spending bill to demoralize the base.

The GOPE are helpers that way.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (xyzFf)

381 Prometheus is a Horde cinematic icon, and y'all should be more respectful. This is not who we are.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (a3Q+t)

382 They may win the election by doing their part to de populate humans.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (hjCSw)

383 Apparently China can now track my key strokes.
OK
Hey China.
Fu*k You! And may the fleas of a thousand dogs infest the nether regions of Xi.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (anj39)

384 I might have to watch Prometheus again to remember why I hated it.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM (Y+l9t)
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It's Guy Pierce, right?

Fuck that guy!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 01:06 PM (krQz2)

385 Did great great grandpa take time off from haunting a tank to drop in?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 01:04 PM

Not that I noticed. Nice woman, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 01:06 PM (Wnv9h)

386 Ie the Pentagon has gone Praetorian Guard. Let that sink in.

The Democrats should be pondering the monster they created but they won't until it all goes boom.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2023 01:06 PM (DsBY7)

387 nood kari Lake

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 01:06 PM (Mkvkw)

388 "NY Democrats propose 4% tax on Netflix, Uber to fund MTA"

Also being considered a tax on package delivery increasing the payroll tax, or taxing business income.

All to avoid an MTA fare increase. Make all the residents pay for their profligacy.

The last person in NY please shut the lights.

https://tinyurl.com/y4vycm4p

Posted by: Veritas at March 24, 2023 01:07 PM (TbpGr)

389 Not true, Psaki. Biden regularly shits his pants before 9:30.

Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2023 01:07 PM (FQ+mV)

390 They just passed a bill last week, with Manchin and another Dem getting it over the hump.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM

Uh...what hump?

Yeah.

Posted by: Sen. Fetterman] at March 24, 2023 01:07 PM (Wnv9h)

391 Phew. Now I can get on with my day.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2023 01:08 PM (Y+l9t)

392 Personally, if she campaigns on the "I get to take over if you kick Joe Out!" platform, I'd have to support him more.

Posted by: Joe Wagner at March 24, 2023 01:08 PM (u4/yY)

393 They deliberately and directly disobeyed specific orders by the president, repeatedly. They are acting without civilian (congressional) control. The military is now simply doing what it wants and ignoring the commander in chief.

Its hard to overstate how extremely dangerous and bad this is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 01:03 PM (0hOvj)

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Simple, fire the top 10% of Pentagon on the day after inauguration. Anybody objects? Fire them too.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 24, 2023 01:08 PM (3JfbU)

394 @384

>>It's Guy Pierce, right?

Pierce and many more, interesting actors.

On paper, Prometheus should have preformed and been better than it was.

And contrary to commonly held opinion, it wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 01:08 PM (n/8Ck)

395 Speaking of Wally World, their sushi is now $6.*

But there's no inflation.

*No I don't eat that garbage. Wally World sushi? Yuck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2023 01:09 PM (DsBY7)

396 I met a very pleasant pediatrician who was married to JEB Stuart V, and at the time pregnant with JEB Stuart VI.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*******

If it was '80s to mid-'90s I may well have crossed paths with her at some I was never stationed at Walter Reed though and I don't recall a Stuart.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 01:09 PM (ykeLU)

397 365 Yeah. He was never as funny as Dan Patrick (who used to be entertaining on his own show until he got political), but they were a great team. That show really did a lot to build ESPN as a brand. Which they have subsequently destroyed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)
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They moved the entertainment needle enough that ABC created a sitcom around the ESPN show.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 01:02 PM (krQz2)
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I used to like Dan Patrick until he pushed the shitty draft prospect Michael Sam, the gay college player, for the draft.

He couldn't play linebacker in the NFL but being is gay is all that matters! #Woke

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 01:09 PM (MFZ8i)

398 Those peepers truly are disturbing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 12:40 PM (Xrfse)

My tits are down there.

Posted by: the Daddario at March 24, 2023 01:11 PM (tkR6S)

399 Yeah, I'd like to see them square that with Peppermint Psaki saying that he doesn't do anything before 9:30AM.
Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2023 01:05 PM (fF0pk)

Remember the president that did nothing until mid-morning? He was the one before Trump.

How is it that FJB seems to keep the same schedule? You should already know this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2023 01:11 PM (BdMk6)

400 King Harv was USAF retired. I dropped a line to the family there with the insider information that those Planet coffees were in the rotation at the offices of the engineering staff at the Academy -- and they responded with a pretty damn cute booster note, a copy of that coffee offensive art card to go on the coffee machine, and a free package of coffee, the good stuff. For a little shoppe that knows better than to go overt with politickin', they're great at 'fan service.'

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2023 01:11 PM (jYCXf)

401 "NY Democrats propose 4% tax on Netflix, Uber to fund MTA"
Also being considered a tax on package delivery increasing the payroll tax, or taxing business income.
All to avoid an MTA fare increase. Make all the residents pay for their profligacy.
The last person in NY please shut the lights.

They probably want to avoid another MTA Song

https://youtu.be/S7Jw_v3F_Q0

(I know it is about Boston)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 01:12 PM (xhaym)

402 covenant was worse, mary winstead was in that too, but couldn't save it either, of course it showed off smollett's acting chops sarc,

Posted by: no 6 at March 24, 2023 01:17 PM (PXvVL)

403 They cheat by getting phantom voters on the rolls and turning in ballots for them in any way possible. Clean up the voter rolls and Republicans can start winning again.

Posted by: Valiant at March 24, 2023 01:18 PM (cy2xC)

404 Just another cocksucker trying to prop up Mr. Dementia.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 24, 2023 01:20 PM (oS55D)

405 "N" word:

Nauseating cum guzzler

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406 Kamala would struggle to outshine a lightning bug. If this administration has shown anything beyond stunning incompetence, they have shown that Kamala overachieved in the 2020 democratic primaries.

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