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Oh No! Mitch McConnell Hospitalized After Tripping and Falling at a DC Hotel
I was holding this for Quick Hits, but I see that people wish to be heard on this issue. So here's a brief post about the sad news that has caused every conservative's heart to skip a beat.
He was at a "private dinner" which I assume is DC jargon for "collecting payoff money from his Chinese handlers."Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell remained in the hospital Thursday following a fall at a Washington, D.C., hotel, Wednesday night. "This evening, Leader McConnell tripped at a local hotel during a private dinner. He has been admitted to the hospital where he is receiving treatment," McConnell's spokesperson Doug Andres told ABC News Wednesday night. As of Thursday morning, his team was not providing any further information on the extent of McConnell's injuries or how long he is expected to remain hospitalized.Prayers. What kind of prayers?, one might wonder. Mind your own beeswax. We all pray in our own way for our own purposes. I'm praying for the intervention of Saint Nunya Buzniss.
BTW, the really fun news is that Mitch McConnell has been trying out Harry Reid's exercise equipment. Posted by: EeyoreWhat a terrible thing to say. On the issue of appointment of a replacement, should that come up: The Governor gets to appoint a replacement, and he's a Democrat. However, the Republicans who control the legislature got a little worried about Corruption Turtle's health and passed a law stating that while the governor can appoint a replacement for a senator who is unable to complete his term, he must choose from a list of acceptable replacements submitted by the legislature. The governor claims this isn't constitutional. I think it will hold up; other states do something similar.
.@LeaderMcConnell: "It was a mistake in my view for Fox News to depict this in a way that's completely at variance with what our chief law enforcement official here at the Capitol thinks." pic.twitter.com/JdUBaE6dvL
— CSPAN (@cspan) March 7, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NCKate at March 09, 2023 02:02 PM (d5Qya)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:02 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 02:03 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2023 02:03 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (XkBm+)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (iayUP)
I personally am praying for the intervention of Saint Karmasub Itch.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (TNyrE)
They aren't meant to be stretched that much.
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2023 02:03 PM
Imma just soak in that coincidence over here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Peasants are not allowed to disagree with government officials. Harumph!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (T4tVD)
Peasants are not allowed to disagree with government officials. Harumph!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (eyxn4)
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"Doing what your betters in the bureaucracy tell you to do is the American way!"
-Sam the Eagle, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (W7O9K)
There were 3 guys in khaki shorts and Wayfarers in the room, weirdly.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Is this implying that Senator McConnell isn't a staunch, rock-ribbed Conservative?
Because if it is, I'm leaning toward shan't believing it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (rVgO5)
Posted by: Shaftoe at March 09, 2023 02:06 PM (BZYCq)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (bs+z0)
lol, dems play dirty and care not of any laws or promises or pinky swears
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (9qHsE)
Posted by: Nonapod at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (CwtyK)
Posted by: Idris Elba as Hitler: Coming to Netflix 2024 at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (NdZZY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (2hlEI)
Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Republican Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, had a simple response to her accusations:
“It’s crazy what you were just saying.”
“You don’t want people to see what happened,” Jordan continued.
“The full video, transparency. You don’t want that, and you don’t want two journalists who have been named personally by the Biden administration, the FTC in a letter. They say they’re here to help and tell their story, and frankly, I think they’re brave individuals for being willing to come after being named in a letter from the Biden FTC.”
Taibbi fires back: "I'm not a so-called journalist. I've won the National Magazine Award, the I.F. Stone Award for Independent Journalism, and I've written 10 books."
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:04 PM
Oh shit...even the jokes aren't blaming Putin anymore?
Ukraine is screwed.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (7EVYd)
Posted by: Idris Elba as Hitler: Coming to Netflix 2024 at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM
That's adorable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (rVgO5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 09, 2023 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
Ukraine is screwed.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (7EVYd)
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"Ukraine? I don't remember seeing Ukraine in my TikTok feed over the past day. What's Ukraine?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)
Is this implying that Senator McConnell isn't a staunch, rock-ribbed Conservative?
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That's just misinformation. I fact-checked it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (oo0rP)
Your face was a mistake.
Posted by: 12 year old girls everywhere at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (eOEVl)
My prayers always get answered with a resounding "NO!" so I'm going to pray for Mitch to live a long full life and a speedy recovery.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (enJYY)
Kind of. There was a revival at the time and he did finally rip down all the high places but... it only lasted as long as he was king, which means the people didn't really repent, they just submitted to the latest regime until he was gone. Then things got EVEN WORSE.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (0hOvj)
And will Coco Chow be crying like Me-again did for a week for her very not nice father?
Posted by: UwU_Power at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (TVjrd)
Why do they put too much money in those bags? Someone should pass a a law to limit the amount of money you can stuff into a bag and give to a Senator.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (Y5qcH)
He actually bleeds for his constituents and wins fights.
Maybe I should send a link to Mitch's office.
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2023 02:09 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:10 PM (iFTx/)
I can respect that position legally. Choosing a replacement sounds like an executive office thing to do, but I am open to other arguments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 02:10 PM (0hOvj)
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I disagree. The problem is that they are are unprincipled, geriatrics or not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2023 02:10 PM (oo0rP)
He is right where he wants to be, Grand Old Poobah (GOP) of the Senate, senior statesman and exalted high functionary. He has wealth, power, visibility, the best parking spots, and a standing dinner reservation at Old Ebbitt Grill. This is what he cares about.
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM
Yeah, but that was before you realized the Democrat party was more about selling out for personal enrichment than actual solving problems or pushing your socialist agenda. No true socialist believers like you and Jimmy Dore expose our corruption, hypocrisy and incompetence to world, and that can't be allowed!!!
Posted by: Democrat Activist in power at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (7EVYd)
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I disagree. The problem is that they are are unprincipled, geriatrics or not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2023 02:10 PM (oo0rP)
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Alexander Hamilton was young, he was dreamy, and he was a scuzzy shitheel who wanted to create a monarchy in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (rVgO5)
I can respect that position legally. Choosing a replacement sounds like an executive office thing to do, but I am open to other arguments.
Yes, harumph, both parties make valid points....I'll allow it.
Posted by: Archimedes, legal moron at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (eOEVl)
The Turtle fell down the stair
Did a triple somersault with great flair
Hit the ground with a smack
And flopped around on his back
Waving arms and legs in the air!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Idris Elba as Hitler: Coming to Netflix 2024 at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM
Not if I can help it!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
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I guess the wailing and rending of garments on both "sides" as they work together to pick a Uniparty shitheel to replace the old bastard has the possibility of being amusing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Democrat Activist in power at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (7EVYd)
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Credentialism only works when you agree with the narrative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (qC9f1)
I need a Horde culture reference/sanity check. Was it in the late 80s or 90s that there was a brief fad for shirts made of like this velveteen fabric that changed colors slightly based on temp? So it was always your shoulders and your arm pits that changed color?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:07 PM (RHGPo)
the twitter files are on fire
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (9qHsE)
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Don't forget, pension, healthcare, free postage, and that sweet sweet insider trading.
Posted by: why wouldn't you stay in as long as possible at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (43LUh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (ynpvh)
You recant that, or you shall face me on the field of honor. My second will contact yours.
Posted by: Archimedes, legal moron at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
Yes. Absolutely terrible. Completely undeserved.
*laughter in background*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3)
Michael Shellenberger During Twitter Files Hearing: DHS is Building a Censorship Industrial Complex
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (9qHsE)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (eGTCV)
At least he wasn't stuck on a post
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (ynpvh)
I need a Horde culture reference/sanity check. Was it in the late 80s or 90s that there was a brief fad for shirts made of like this velveteen fabric that changed colors slightly based on temp? So it was always your shoulders and your arm pits that changed color?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Early 90's if I recall right. I had a friend in college who wore one. I don't think it was velveteen though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (lEVn+)
You recant that, or you shall face me on the field of honor. My second will contact yours.
Posted by: Archimedes, legal moron at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (eOEVl)
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Aaron Burr did nothing wrong!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
Michael Shellenberger During Twitter Files Hearing: DHS is Building a Censorship Industrial Complex
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (9qHsE)
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And this hearing isn't going to slow it down on bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2023 02:10 PM (oo0rP)
My church organist is 93. Mind really sharp and she is an actual conservative. She'd do better than McConnell.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
As I said the other day, modern Leftism is basically updated Hamiltonianism; even if applied to ends Hamilton himself would have found repugnant.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (bhRsz)
That caucus will remain whatever happens to Mitch.
As long as UT, NC, SC, TX and other "red" states continue to send the kinds of gems they have put/kept in the Senate, you'll get what you're getting.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (OTzUX)
I need a Horde culture reference/sanity check. Was it in the late 80s or 90s that there was a brief fad for shirts made of like this velveteen fabric that changed colors slightly based on temp? So it was always your shoulders and your arm pits that changed color?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Mood shirts?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (BTgKJ)
I can respect that position legally. Choosing a replacement sounds like an executive office thing to do, but I am open to other arguments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 02:10 PM (0hOvj)
Senators were originally selected by State Legislators. They changed that with 17th Amendment. There has never been anything about governors selecting replacements at all. So that's more unconstitutionaler than the State Legislature.
I rest my case.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (ppBhU)
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Ahem.
Are we sure this is not to restore the clear Democratic majority with Fetterman and Feinstein in the hospital?
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (krQz2)
-- Mitch with an A Christmas Carol chin sling
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 02:13 PM (lEVn+)
The way the shirts looked is what made me say velveteen. They had this crushed fabric look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (oiNtH)
Full disclosure: My great-grandmother was as Irish as a leprechaun dancing Riverdance with a Guiness in one hand and a four-leaf clover in the other.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (3CCua)
Here's her BS ad: https://tinyurl.com/zvppajta
Scroll down
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (0TAqT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (BTgKJ)
Kinda...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (bhRsz)
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Hamilton is the main reason why I don't think fondly of Washington's administration.
He essentially was Washington's administration, and every major move he made was to help consolidate power in DC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Here, walk with me
/Pushes him down the stairs
See? See what you did to youseself? Come on Mitch, youse gotta stop houtin youseself like that.
Posted by: One of Mitch's clients at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (ykeLU)
— CSPAN (@cspan) March 7, 2023
You mean the guy that answered directly to Nancy Pelosi at the time, Mitch?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM (FUVRY)
How is she doing? I seem to remember you saying she had fallen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
- - - MSNBC
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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Except raise an army to try and take over the Louisanna territories to create his own country al la Dr. Miguelito Lovelace on some weird episode of Wild Wild West. Look it up.
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
What is wrong with these monsters, where they so inflate their worth, where they value that job more than enjoying life?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1Gm0O)
As I have repeatedly proven, any dimwitted asshole can write a book.
And I.F. Stone was a full-throated bust-out commie. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (lEVn+)
Asked and answered.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
Didn't Hamilton accuse Burr of incest or something like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
Here, walk with me
/Pushes him down the stairs
See? See what you did to youseself? Come on Mitch, youse gotta stop houtin youseself like that.
Posted by: One of Mitch's clients at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
Now do Romney, Schumer, ...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
It's turtles all the way down.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (44ww/)
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Except raise an army to try and take over the Louisanna territories to create his own country al la Dr. Miguelito Lovelace on some weird episode of Wild Wild West. Look it up.
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
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Well, it was more about taking over parts of Texas, if I remember correctly. But still, taking out Hamilton was honestly worth it. That guy was a piece of shit, no matter how much of the Federalist Papers he wrote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (E+05M)
Power is one hell of a drug.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (JbZEe)
that's from NBCNewYouk.com
I guess any brain damage in an old fart requires the hospital, especially if they are key cartel members.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (ykeLU)
You misspelled 'geriatric wing.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
— CSPAN (@cspan) March 7, 2023
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Wow. This is *nothing* but an endorsement for authoritarianism.
Nice going, Bitch.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)
Never seen him eat turtle soup.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
I believe there are even states which flip back and forth depending on the party of the Governor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (GYIa4)
https://tinyurl.com/mztby395
Posted by: redridinghood
Good for him. No reason he shouldn't highlight and profit from the hypocrisy of the celebrities worshipped by some (Oprah, etc). Nothing Trump said in private is apparently private.
It is also a stark reminder how quickly any one of us can fall from the grace of others, no matter how good our deeds are.
No one is protected from the circular firing squad.
Posted by: old chick at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
Hid out on an island in the Ohio River for a while testing the local atmosphere IIRC.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (oXNqT)
Scots-Irish
Posted by: Elaine Chao at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
Romney needs a good hickory shampoo regimen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
>>>As long as UT, NC, SC, TX and other "red" states continue to send the kinds of gems they have put/kept in the Senate, you'll get what you're getting.
Posted by: rhomboid at
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Cornyn puts on his boots every election.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (qC9f1)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xhaym)
Guy hasn't done anything remotely athletic in his life. He's probably sarcopenic, as well as osteopenic.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
Didn't Hamilton accuse Burr of incest or something like that?
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Like the Biden's. See what I'm saying!!!
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (xAdp9)
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
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Well, it was more about taking over parts of Texas, if I remember correctly. But still, taking out Hamilton was honestly worth it. That guy was a piece of shit, no matter how much of the Federalist Papers he wrote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
Burr was also a grifter, and Hamilton cheated on his wife.
Let's agree that, as politicians, they were both shitheads.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (bhRsz)
Thanks for asking. She has a broken shoulder and a hairline pelvic fracture, but her spirits are good andw however is working with her (Dr. Or Physical Therapist) said she's made more progress than most people half her age. I don't think she will be able to play for Easter, though, and she misses it so. Hopefully she will be able to play at some point unless our church closes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (FUVRY)
He was an aspiring rapper just turning his life around when that OG Burr knocked him off.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Trippin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
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Latinks.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO
That better be a fine pork chop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
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You mean the guy that ordered his officers llegally and without any warrents to ransack the offices of Republicans?
If you can't trust the word of Nancy's little toady, who can you trust?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (1Gm0O)
— CSPAN (@cspan) March 7, 2023
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Wow. This is *nothing* but an endorsement for authoritarianism.
Nice going, Bitch.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (krQz2)
I think you're right Axeman. But I'm not a pundit.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (eGTCV)
Let's agree that, as politicians, they were both shitheads.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (bhRsz)
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Burr was never able to materially and negatively affect the direction of the early American republic. Hamilton was.
My thinking on Burr is similar to how I consider William Henry Harrison the best president we ever had.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (c6mm0)
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Machine politics is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (ELuCO)
Now watch the Democrats start making noises to the effect that maybe Mitch "should step down....."
Yes, McConnell is a knave, but this is what the Democrats always focus on---getting and increasing their power.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (ELuCO)
My thought too
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)
I read tooo quickly as "God hasn't done anything remotely athletic in his life" and I thought of Jesus and Jeffrey Hunter playing him striding up the hills repeatedly. FenSpouse calls him the "athletic Christ""
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (H4JoC)
________
I suppose I should denounce myself, but that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xhaym)
Guy hasn't done anything remotely athletic in his life. He's probably sarcopenic, as well as osteopenic.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (CCSxw)
Sarcopenic? suck a penis more like it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (skAOD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Credentialism is based on on agreeing with the narrative. The only way to get that credentialist status is to support the current narrative.
Look, the majority of "notable public thinkers" be they sports stars or astrophysicists or well regarded mechanical engineer stars of children's programming, cement their position as experts by supporting other experts in areas that they are not specialists in. Generally they neither have the background to understand outside of their silos or a disinclination to question since that also lays them open to other people questioning their competence as well.
So, a PhD in history from Columbia and a statistics expert in Florida get together to review evidence on the real time usefulness of masking, and they are screamed down as 'not-credible as they are unqualified to review such things' but some mannish chick named Rachel on TV reports what the experts say, and she is credible since she supports the narrative.
This is what midwits do, by the way, they are not incapable of understanding, they outsource their understanding
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (xhaym)
I still say that he was so upset by TuckCa's reporting, that he got drunk and hit his head on the bar to get another round.
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (oiNtH)
Yes, McConnell is a knave, but this is what the Democrats always focus on---getting and increasing their power.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
Mitch is the minority leader and he's on their side anyway. Making a big push for him to resign would buy them nothing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:21 PM (c6mm0)
Blevins was just 'too mean.' WTF, says I. We are not electing a Miss Congeniality. Blevins would not have been as fucking commie as Beshear the younger though, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (JbZEe)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (V8yYW)
Posted by: China Lobby at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (MtMEz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And how would what he envisioned be different from what we have now with seats that go to their widows and/or children?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (W7O9K)
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (mQ2+v)
Posted by: Aaron Burr was a psychotic shit head too at March 09, 2023 02:17 PM (1lQOd)
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Well, it was more about taking over parts of Texas, if I remember correctly. But still, taking out Hamilton was honestly worth it. That guy was a piece of shit, no matter how much of the Federalist Papers he wrote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
Burr was also a grifter, and Hamilton cheated on his wife.
Let's agree that, as politicians, they were both shitheads.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (bhRsz)
that dead guy from "Ghosts" agrees with you on Hamilton.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Noted, but a Senate seat is a Senate seat.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (BTgKJ)
Once a culture of corruption takes over an institution, there's nothing much new blood can do. If an honest man joins a company of brigands, he'll become a brigand; the company won't become honest men. One of the reasons I'd never run for office: the only option available to me would be to feather my own nest as best I could while representing soulless international conglomerates rather than my supposed constituents.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: Roberr Dubois at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (bvYXU)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO
That better be a fine pork chop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
I think it was harvested mid-orgasm
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
A little harsh on Hamilton, no?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:25 PM (mR6Gs)
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But he should watch it. He hasn't had the greatest of luck with steps recently.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (JbZEe)
Don't 'play' at dueling. Either shoot to kill, or throw your honor on the fire and go to hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 02:25 PM (z3WCn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:25 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:25 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
The pig's or yours?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
So what? What kind of legislator would send a recommendation other than a good State & Party man?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Roberr Dubois at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (bvYXU)
Always. And don't forget it.
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (mQ2+v)
According to the outlet, alarm bells went off after the girls reportedly suffered signs of fainting, anxiety and other symptoms at school. They were subsequently admitted to a municipal hospital accompanied by parents and school faculty.
Info on the students’ diagnoses has yet to be released, however many parents blame the in-school use of Ouija boards, a Jumanji-esque pursuit that uses a sliding pointer to spell out messages in a mysterious way.
... Next week, the students will take on their own shadows .. don't miss it
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (H4JoC)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (FUVRY)
Heh...
Interesting hash there Fen. I'll leave it at that...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Noted, but a Senate seat is a Senate seat.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)
Could we replace it with Mr. Ed?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (ynpvh)
These fake transitions of fake power between fake people and fake parties are boring.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
Fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)
Are you implying the voters in these states are uninformed ignorant sister fuckers?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (E+05M)
>The story is that Clemens wasn't much of a marksman. He said in his autobiography that when he and his second, Steve Gillis, set up a rail from a fence against a barn door to practice shooting, not only could he not hit the rail, but he couldn't hit the barn door.
>As luck would have it, Gillis shot the head off a bird "no bigger than a sparrow" just minutes before Laird and his second arrived for the duel. When it was asked who shot the bird, Gillis said Clemens had done it from 30 yards.
1/2
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (pNxlR)
Whether it is Constitutional or not is immaterial, what it does do is keep the auction block open and keeps the Senate (R) count down by one while the court slowly drag this out until the next election.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Karma at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (AGpUn)
2/2
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (44ww/)
Interesting hash there Fen. I'll leave it at that...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (CCSxw)
You could go in a FURY or Furry direction...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (qC9f1)
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (oiNtH)
Soon after the marriage, Jumel realized her fortune was dwindling due to Burr's land speculation losses, so she separated from him after four months of marriage. She chose ALEXANDER HAMILTON Jr .as HER DIVORCE LAWYER in 1834, the same year Burr suffered an immobilizing stroke.
Posted by: Fun Historical Fact for you at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (27LRa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (oJb1g)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (trVDr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
The pig's or yours?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
The pigs. C'mon man, I've been married for over 25 years...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO
That better be a fine pork chop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
it's actually $32 plus the 2023 surcharge 3.75% plus the Washington DC plus the 10% DC restaurant tax plus the 18-20% tip - so it's more a $45 pork chop...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (Jg7EG)
At least Mitch admits the video is "completely at variance" with The DC Dem Narrative.
Who you gonna believe, A DC Dem, or your own lying eyes?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (Cus5s)
Mitch's replacement won't be minority leader.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (qC9f1)
Correct. If the old Turtle goes out to sea for the final swim to Chinese Hell, my prediction is Cornyn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:22 PM (FUVRY)
I was watching King Of Kings with a girlfriend and when she saw Jeffrey Hunter Jesus, she said, "That guy is so HOT. No wonder he had so many followers!"
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:16 PM
Yup, I had one in middle school...probably in 91 or 92, shortly after they came out. Material felt like a normal t-shirt as I recall, and said "Hypercolor" across the front. I thing in may have been a light, purple/gray at room temperature, but ramped up to hot pink next to skin?
Google image: https://tinyurl.com/2mf6tjef
Not the most flattering example, but my memory seems pretty accurate.
Posted by: Grimmy at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (7EVYd)
Oh, he's using new term for Republicans: The Other Team. I suppose now The Dem-Media Complex will sort everyone into members of Joe's Team (hooray!) or the Rethuglican team (booo!).
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (AMIL/)
Amen
Posted by: Eromero
___
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (Euy4o)
"The floor reached up and hit me in the face, honest!"
*if we have to be ruled by demons can we at least draw a better class: this is so humiliating. The crums, creeps and cowards in DC are not even the "B" team.*
Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (oiNtH)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/QapkGK-6G90
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
/pantomimes jerk off motion
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (QpUKb)
Cruz -- still hasn't apologized for the 'insumerectionist' comment and did a poor job pulling it back on Tucker way back when.
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (qC9f1)
---
Two birds, one step.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (W7O9K)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (exHjb)
And I apparently can't edit myself when I do Math...
$31.99+ 3.75%+10%+20% = $43 (I can't do Math, either)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2023 02:26 PM (CCSxw)
Well, I didn't chose it so you can thank the computer gremlins.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Fun Historical Fact for you at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM (27LRa)
The world was smaller back then
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (c6mm0)
Now watch the Democrats start making noises to the effect that maybe Mitch "should step down..."
Oh, sure, like your guy have mastered step up ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
Corruption and degeneracy destroys the soul and that destroys the mind and body.
Add drunkenness, lard, and chinese hooker cooties and it's a wonder he can waddle into the capitol at all.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (BhQrp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (c6mm0)
Romney is ready and able to serve...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (BsBkM)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (anj39)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO8)
Are you implying the voters in these states are uninformed ignorant sister fuckers?---
Posted by: Maj. Healey at
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It's rigged at the primary.
Republican machine is better than most know.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (qC9f1)
.. this sounds like a Russian joke
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (RHGPo)
Senators were originally selected by State Legislators. They changed that with 17th Amendment. There has never been anything about governors selecting replacements at all. So that's more unconstitutionaler than the State Legislature.
I rest my case.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM
you're speaking my love language
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (c6mm0)
Ole Burl was a commie ratfuck, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
Romney is ready and able to serve...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)
Like I said, I think it's Cornyn, but that's a possibility.
If the Senate GOP really wants to rub our noses in it, Romney would be a solid choice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:18 PM
* appears suspiciously mathy *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm sure he lifted enough weight in his life.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (AMIL/)
Biden is "otherizing" Republicans?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (mR6Gs)
Google image: https://tinyurl.com/2mf6tjef
Not the most flattering example, but my memory seems pretty accurate.
Posted by: Grimmy at March 09, 2023 02:29 PM (7EVYd)
I had one late 80s. Loved that shirt. Mom was pissed that she paid the $25 or $35 for it, but I wore the heck out of it. Made me feel like one of the cool kids.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (eGTCV)
==
Long time to go without an orgasm.
Posted by: Married guy (har har) at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (LKMO5)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:28 PM
So...you're saying there's plenty of room to raise taxes! National VAT tax it is!!!
Posted by: Dems Always looking for tax opportunities at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (JCZqz)
Are you implying the voters in these states are uninformed ignorant sister fuckers?---
Posted by: Maj. Healey at
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It's rigged at the primary.
Republican machine is better than most know.
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The system is rigged, and the voters are fools.
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (trVDr)
Mitch's replacement won't be minority leader.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone
Not to worry, the GOPe has a deep bench of spineless and obsequious breeze followers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB
*******
The pork chop is only $4. It's the $27 applesauce that busts your wallet.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
I don't thinks so.
Commie ratfucks hate his guts because he "named names."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Why, that no good fat f*ck!
Posted by: Zombie Della Street at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (Xrfse)
The Santa Clara-based company’s shares sank by as much as 60% on Thursday, their biggest decline in the company's history since going public in 1987. The slump in the shares to their lowest level since May 2020, came after SVB i) announced a stock offering, ii) sold substantially all of the available-for-sale securities in its portfolio and iii) updated its forecast for the year to include a sharper decline in net interest income.
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (sWM8x)
Romney is ready and able to serve...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)
Like I said, I think it's Cornyn, but that's a possibility.
If the Senate GOP really wants to rub our noses in it, Romney would be a solid choice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)
I'd rather see Romney as the solid #2 he is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 02:31 PM
I thought The Style Guide's recommendation was "tanned, rested, and ready"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Well, your girlfriend was funny, but I don't think that was the real reason lots of people followed him. They mostly followed him to see miracles (which Jesus basically says) and he was a charismatic figure. The Bible says the Messiah was no attractive . The people who actually followed him (his disciples) denied and deserted him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (FUVRY)
He's funny.
Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (jM1wU)
I'm sure he lifted enough weight in his life.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (krQz2)
He walked from Galilee to Jerusalem.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (AMIL/)
Of course the commiecrats prefer having no name congressional aides being really in charge with the actual 'elected officials' merely figureheads, thus the insanity will continue.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (3cGpq)
I'm sure he lifted enough weight in his life.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM (krQz2)
*Jesus comes in with a shirt with the sleeves ripped off*
Yo, Pete, you are looking soft, bro!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (trVDr)
Ron's Italian, so Wilson is wrong
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (3byMq)
$31.99+ 3.75%+10%+20% = $43 (I can't do Math, either)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (exHjb)
The Horde is supposed to be all "Law and Order" and here we are laughing over violating our own No Math rule!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: N. Lurker
All those applicants laying down on hollywood's casting couch had to end up on _some_ TV show, somewhere, else all of the actresses would begin comparing notes and cry.
Not cry foul, just cry.
Posted by: Scott_T at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (2waQ7)
As if rigged stock markets weren't enough...
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
https://is.gd/vY8pju
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Yo, Pete, you are looking soft, bro!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
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Pete had to row out to where the fish were and pull up full nets. He got his workout.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (krQz2)
Very cool.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (/slE5)
I think I might have seen Jesus bench-press a Harley Davidson on Venice Beach back in '88.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (ObzG8)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
https://is.gd/vY8pju
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
Her cups runneth over!
Bravo, Joe
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Just reporting at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (PXVnK)
- When they started denying the virus was a lab leak, I understood that this is information that you simply can not hide. I am impressed they suppressed it so long, but certain facts are impossible to keep down -- specifically complex quantifiable facts like the sequences or all the events around that lab.
-I felt the same about the election. It is impossible to fake such complex data convincingly and any serious audit would reveal any fraud. Again, they have suppressed but for how long can they keep it up? I think they are worried. I think that is why they are panicked over Tucker releasing such insignificant and obvious details.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (BhQrp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
Great googly moogly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:33 PM (trVDr)
Ron's Italian, so Wilson is wrong
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:35 PM (mR6Gs)
Yeah, but isn't "tiny" the nickname the biggest guy with the biggest dick in a group gets as a joke nickname in all the pop culture - like, "meet my friend Tiny" and out pops the defensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (E+05M)
Difference twixt Burr and Hamilton is that Burr could shoot, and Hamilton could not.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Hamilton should have challenged him to a dance contest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (63Dwl)
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personally, I think he's a little too loose, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: pepto at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (5KBQs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
They all teamed up for an encore doing versions of "One Foot On a Banana Peel" and "Rock and Roll Heaven"
The show left me feeling hopeful.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (krQz2)
Think Judas would have worked better? Judas probably would have worked better for the joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
that's bold talk coming from a guy who literally looks like a penis
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (exHjb)
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"Yeah...that's what they were saying about me..."
-Little John, definitely not still smarting at the ribbing Robin Hood gave him that one time
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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She's got some mooglies, alright.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (krQz2)
As if rigged stock markets weren't enough...
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
Next, you'll be able to bet on Harlem Globetrotters games.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Y5qcH)
personally, I think he's a little too loose, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: pepto at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (5KBQs)
Meh. Just lube.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (FUVRY)
I realize that, I was telling a story.
Jesus didn't look like Jeffrey Hunter
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (mR6Gs)
that's bold talk coming from a guy who literally looks like a penis
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO8
That DOES make him a big dick......
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
$31.99+ 3.75%+10%+20% = $43 (I can't do Math, either)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:30 PM (exHjb)
The Horde is supposed to be all "Law and Order" and here we are laughing over violating our own No Math rule!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
Don't pick on Nova Local, she can cook and math skills only get you so far in the world when you're feeding hungry family!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (W7O9K)
Senators were originally selected by State Legislators. They changed that with 17th Amendment. There has never been anything about governors selecting replacements at all. So that's more unconstitutionaler than the State Legislature.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:14 PM
you're speaking my love language
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2023 02:32 PM
Pff. Like anyone should follow some old piece of paper written by a bunch of racist white dudes. Fags.
Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought Thune was the next McConnell.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (E+05M)
Possible. But Cornyn is from a bigger, more important State, and it's a Southern state, and the whole McConnell machine is Southern, going back to when Barbour was grooming him for leadership.
That's why I think Cornyn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:39 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO
Does his whole body get stiff if takes a viagra?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Back off...
Posted by: zombie Dick Nixon at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
Great googly moogly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
That is a mighty solid effort by joe.
-buxom
-of age
-no puffy/pouting instagram lips
-brunette (which is odd for joe.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:34 PM (FUVRY)
>>>>>
Yep it was the miracles.
He looked like Mel Brooks.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (Of5dT)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (exHjb)
_________________
Tommy "Tiny" Lister
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO8
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So much conservatism conserved in those "principles" of his.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (INqbP)
Posted by: Carl at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (DMB7I)
As if rigged stock markets weren't enough...
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
And people WILL bet.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
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Sure. Why not? It's a farce of an institution anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
That's less than 1 for every 2 genders.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
And this is also the story of Hillary.
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (ppBhU)
I realize you were telling a story. Thx. I liked it. I tend to get theological on things even if people know that stuff. It's a professional failing. Sorry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
A promotion for Mittens has me thinking he'd start doing card tricks during pressers. Well, showing us the steps involved... along with lots of 'muh democracy's.
Posted by: micky
Nah, he'll demonstrate his astonishing variety of teamster knots, which enabled him to keep Ol' Rover's crate securely fastened to the roof of their Rambler station wagon as the family headed west on the Oregon Trail.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (uUx9n)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:38 PM (exHjb
They call guys who have big bodies--muscular , fat or tall--"tiny." The dick size doesn't always correlate with body mass.
I mean, any guy who has ever been in a locker room remembers the one 5 foot tall guy who tripped on his own dick getting out of the shower....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Caiwyn at March 09, 2023 02:42 PM (Bmy9A)
I now see Joe's Plan. Cheapskate Joe will delay formally announcing his 2024 candidacy as long as possible, so he doesn't have to do a campaign speech and make an official POTUS thing on a trip. That way he both avoids paying for AF1 for campaign purposes and minimizes duration of his time amongst the unwashed in Blue Cities.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:42 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:42 PM (trVDr)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (uUx9n)
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As if. He's an old-school, long-term US politician. The grift will continue long after he's dead.
Like McCain's, for example.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Sure. Why not? It's a farce of an institution anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
I'd settle for him doing the Pelosi thing - stepping down from leadership to take care of his health. It's even the right thing to do, so it makes it even better for our side to pitch it b/c concussions are no joke...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:42 PM (exHjb)
He looked like Mel Brooks.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM (Of5dT)
Played by... John Hurt in History of the World, Pt 1?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:43 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mood Rings, Inc. at March 09, 2023 02:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 02:43 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:43 PM (eGTCV)
He's already said it multiple times in the senate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (EZaTx)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (PyOKD)
President Biden Unveils $6.9 Trillion Budget 'Blueprint'
“Taxes, taxes, and more taxes,”
Posted by: SMOD
But only on "the rich"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: N. Lurker
I could seriously T!tty f--k Cuddy.
Posted by: Dr. James Wilson at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (BhQrp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:40 PM
To be fair, many, if not almost all, of the "blondes" are likely brunettes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (E+05M)
The show left me feeling hopeful.
===
I thought turtle and schumer's rendition of Knocking On Heaven's Door as the encore at the charity concert at Riker's Island was very moving. But ultimately, disappointing in that no "live" album was forthcoming.
Posted by: Flicks Lighter at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (DRn/Q)
Market took a bit of a dump.
What'd Senile Joe do now?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (L1tQx)
Jobs report tomorrow. Earlier week Fed comments about higher rate hikes. Combined and you get today...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (EZaTx)
Mitch is lucky the hotel only had a little bit of Trump mojo left.
If Trump actually still owned it, Mitch would be room temperature.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (loOmN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (3byMq)
The Dems want to kick a man while he's down, but we won't allow that. Donate NOW and we'll 1,000% match to keep the dirty Democrats from a rousing game of Kick Mitch!
Posted by: The RNC at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (BsBkM)
President Biden Unveils $6.9 Trillion Budget 'Blueprint'
“Taxes, taxes, and more taxes,”
Posted by: SMOD
But only on "the rich"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)
Which we'll all be in 2-5ish years with his desire for spectacularly high inflation rates - b/c I'm sure none of the $400K limits are pegged to increase with inflation...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (us2H3)
https://youtu.be/ZiwkNZd7muM
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (PyOKD)
That guy probably broke 50 federal laws just touching a sea turtle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (Y5qcH)
That would be the National People's Congress, right? Or Xi Jinping himself, if that's inconvenient. Maybe Xi would ask Chuck Schumer to suggest someone he can work with, like Mitt Romney. The Founding Fathers sure thought of everything didn't they!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (AcLxR)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM
And that little guy was me.
Posted by: Mike O. at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)
It's a credit that his staff was able to get him hospitalized before he managed to roll himself out onto the sidewalk and shake a tin can for donations to defray his impending medical bills. "Every quarter helps me stand for conservative values."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (ppBhU)
https://youtu.be/QapkGK-6G90
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Hey, never saw that. Silly but I liked it
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)
He's not above going there. I'm a victim. I'm waiting for my platinum membership as reparations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (PyOKD)
And is it something the liberal chicks would like us to start doing to females? "Man, she's got some cavernous gunt energy!"
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (krQz2)
Hey, never saw that. Silly but I liked it
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JoeF.
You should meet fellow moron garret. He seems like your type.
Posted by: Dr. James Wilson at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (BhQrp)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (trVDr)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Horrible news, just horrible.
Oh, you said released.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (W7O9K)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (ppBhU)
The Turtle had a rebellious MAGA-sympathetic chin that caused this most unfortunate.
We'll take it.
MOAR chins.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (k0o9v)
Nah, Thune's the guy. Cornyn is the dummy they let tag along because no one would choose him for anything and a veritable charismatic firecracker, bwahhaha!
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (3byMq)
Yup, I wouldn't rule it out.
But... TX has a whole lot more wealth and power to squander and launder than SD. In the end, that's all that really matters to the GOP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (Y5qcH)
I am convinced that these people first turn the turtle over, turn on their phones, then "rescue" the turtle.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (NpAcC)
One of the congressdolts argues essentially that journalists are allowed to protect sources, but they're supposed to say when someone is NOT the source.
Uhhhhhh, so all an investigator has to do is go down the list of possible sources, asking if they're the source, and you're supposed to eliminate all the non-sources from the list for them?
https://bit.ly/3yrmUXG
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (eyxn4)
But... TX has a whole lot more wealth and power to squander and launder than SD. In the end, that's all that really matters to the GOP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (oINRc)
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TX"s wealth is nothing compared to the wealth of KY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
Die you old bastard.
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I think Mitch's parents were probably married, but other than that spot on!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (AcLxR)
Today: "We're going to build 500,000 EV charging stations!"
Fine, Joe, fine. But when will the first one be built?
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)
Knock you right off your feet
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (xhxe8)
>Apparently Rick Wilson has annointed Ron DeSantis "tiny d."
that's bold talk coming from a guy who literally looks like a penis
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing
And dresses like a pedo. Who wears a pink button-down with mom jeans and a Jerry Garcia hankerchief? But the Doc Martens make him look butch.
https://tinyurl.com/3hmkr8eu
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:48 PM (PyOKD)
Turtles can right themselves if they have to. It just takes them a few mins of flopping around.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (trVDr)
Sonny, I have some business for you.
Posted by: Greg Stilson at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 09, 2023 02:50 PM (RIfux)
Posted by: Jam Sucio at March 09, 2023 02:50 PM (IpMpN)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM (BsBkM)
The Passion did this really well. Is it Peter where he denies three times, and he glances guiltily at Christ and he is staring right at him? I think there are a couple examples like this in the movie. Really well done by Cavizel and Gibson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)
==
Desantis response: No Mr. Wilson, this is not going to trick me into sending you dick pics. Like you tried with all those Lincoln project interns.
Posted by: because Rick expects him to deny it so he can say send me evidence !!! at March 09, 2023 02:50 PM (1lQOd)
https://youtu.be/ZiwkNZd7muM
Posted by: Comrade flounder
********
Well played. Your nick is perfect for this link, by the way.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (IpMpN)
TX"s wealth is nothing compared to the wealth of KY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
I take your point. But - they've got two contenders for the Kuck King Krown, and one has access to a massive state machine and donor base, and one doesn't, so I think he wins in the end.
And the GOP and Dems would get the advantage of turning TX into a rotten borough like KY. No small prize.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
and he could play a guitar just like ringing a bell
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (PyOKD)
Market took a bit of a dump.
What'd Senile Joe do now?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (L1tQx)
Jobs report tomorrow. Earlier week Fed comments about higher rate hikes. Combined and you get today...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb)
Ahh! Thanks!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 02:46 PM
Can I borrow this?
Posted by: Greg Abbott at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (eGTCV)
Not once, ever, in his entire existence.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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This is why Trump had to brag about the size of his member in a televised debate.
With a woman running against him they were getting ready to lay that one on. It was potentially unrecoverable so he got out in front rather than trying to defend it after the fact.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (nKL+X)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (E+05M)
And the GOP and Dems would get the advantage of turning TX into a rotten borough like KY. No small prize.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc)
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I suspect it's more about which is deemed the successor by Mitch more than anything else. They all get access to the same donor pool, and Mitch would have been holding up his successor as his successor to the donors for a while now. That's, by all indications, Thune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
In the word of Jerry Seinfeld. Bhoutros. Bhoutros. Golly.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (NW9xb)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Crap.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (E+05M)
Done!
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (c6mm0)
Here's her BS ad: https://tinyurl.com/zvppajta
Scroll down
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2023 02:15 PM
Sorry everyone. Military vet, farm experience...we hoped she'd buck the trend a bit, but she's been quite the sellout and disappointment. She's REALLY working to move up the GOPe ladder, so I wonder if she has even loftier goals?
Posted by: Iowa Dude at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Crap.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (E+05M)
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It's a video of a turtle being released to the ocean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Crap.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (E+05M)
Could be to the mortuary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)
I suspect it's more about which is deemed the successor by Mitch more than anything else. They all get access to the same donor pool, and Mitch would have been holding up his successor as his successor to the donors for a while now. That's, by all indications, Thune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Good point. They're a dying Party. Why bother with the future?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (nKL+X)
Jesus answered the crowd: Very truly I tell you, you are looking for me. not because you saw signs but because you ate your fill of the loaves.. Do not work for the food which perishes, but forthe food that endures for eternal life., which the son of man will give you."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: because Rick expects him to deny it so he can say send me evidence !!! at March 09, 2023 02:50 PM (1lQOd)
He should do this
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Oh yeah. Super classy bunch.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (nKL+X)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 09, 2023 02:51 PM (IpMpN)
Heh. I was wondering when you changed your name to Jam.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Iowa Dude at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
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What he said.
Posted by: Turn Two at March 09, 2023 02:55 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (oINRc)
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It's a mature party more than anything else. It's about internal politics to the upper echelon of the party more than any other concern.
Mitch and co have spent years getting to their respective spots. You don't overturn that last second.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Maybe The Turtle will appoint one of his most loyal buttlickers like Joni Earnest or John Thune to do the GOPe/Communist foreskin ritual.....it's like a secret oral 'handshake'. It's the entrance threshold to be in The Turtles inner shell. Blow the Commies and be assured of lifelong grift.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 09, 2023 02:55 PM (k0o9v)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
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That's what I'm saying. Instead, he brings dick size into a political conversation.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/yvsmxff3
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 02:47 PM (PyOKD)
That's pretty hilarious
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:49 PM (AMIL/)
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First, there has to be an RFQ issued. Then vendors have to respond to the request with their quotes. The people selecting the vendor then play all of the vendors off of each-other to maximize the kickbacks and graft. Once the graft has been maximized - and never before the graft exceeds 25% of the pre-graft unit price - the contract can be issued.
Then each site needs to go through environmental and infrastructure review to ensure that no wetlands are harmed, no air pollution is created, that the local grid can handle that charging station in that location, etc. This process takes approximately 8-10 years from start to finish, assuming no issues arise. Then the work has to be subcontracted a few times, assigned to a minority-owned, union-backed business with no personnel, personnel must be hired and trained, then construction can begin. Construction will be completed when the installer fails and subcontracts it back to the first contractor at a higher final price.
Call it 15 years, give or take. Each until will come in at 300% of initial budget.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)
Market took a bit of a dump.
What'd Senile Joe do now?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 02:44 PM (L1tQx)
Jobs report tomorrow. Earlier week Fed comments about higher rate hikes. Combined and you get today...
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COIN collapsed after the close last night. Opened with a lot of fury and then collapsed this morning. That tanks the NASDAQ 100.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)
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Remember when Marco Rubio did the small hands thing at a debate and NT cheered him on?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (oINRc)
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It's true. Looking like some sort of monster of myth is a huge plus for our elite.
Advantage: Cornyn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (H3+iu)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Heavy D doesn't punch down.
Nobody gives a crap about Wilson. We only pay attention to him here because he once was a "friend of the blog" and spurned us. But, seriously, no one is listening to him. Certainly not in Florida which is his home state.
WeirdDave's post about him should be returned from the cornfield and made a sticky at the top of the blog for a week.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (nKL+X)
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Or maybe there's more, so many more that they decided not to put them all down. And miracles not just for the mule headed but for everyone who needed help. The crowds came, not just for good feelings, healing.
note well . . . John
"This is the disciple who testifies to these things and who has written them down. And we know that his testimony is true. 25 There are many more things that Jesus did. If all of them were written down, I suppose that not even the world itself would have space for the books that would be written."
Posted by: because Rick expects him to deny it so he can say send me evidence !!! at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (uMCZC)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)
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With steady graft payouts along that time.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (krQz2)
When a VIP has an accident, they usually give updates in increments
I remember Princess Diana---it went like this
*she's been in an accident
* she's injured, but condition unknown
* she's seriously injured, but stable
*she's in critical condition
* she's gravely injured
*she's dead
The whole process took four hours of TV time, but she was dead when the first reports came in
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (EZaTx)
I watched about 2 hours of it. Trump, Mueller, J6, sources. Injected "you should know how this works" a few times when Taibbi tried to respond to their non question questions. The commies were all over the place. Wassername, who is horrible to look at, she tried a "gotcha" on Taibbi with a giant card with a statement he made on Rogan. The next R rep let him respond. Taibbi was loosely quoting a Ukrainian author.
Posted by: Fool Otto at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (DB16e)
Advantage: Cornyn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Look ye and despair:
https://www.republican.senate.gov/
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (pwExq)
That was at a private wedding. When Jesus fed the masses with the loaves and fishes, that definitely brought out the freeloaders.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (eyxn4)
Uh, isn't domestic violence a crime? Social workers are going to make arrests?
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (AMIL/)
https://tinyurl.com/4nks2zvr
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (oiNtH)
One can hope.
Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (oxSjI)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (W7O9K)
Anyway, Get Retired...er, well...soon, Mitch.
Posted by: Dantes at March 09, 2023 03:00 PM (UvKfL)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 03:00 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: brak at March 09, 2023 03:00 PM (2qadV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2023 03:00 PM (dDLFf)
If the stories are true, he did more than brag. He regularly whipped it out in front of people.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Well I never!
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (PiwSw)
>>Apparently Rick Wilson has annointed Ron DeSantis
There is no rationale for a Ron DeSantis presidential run in 2024, but apparently we're going to get that.
I look forward to him getting less than 10pct in any primary and dropping out before Super Tuesday.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (oJb1g)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (S+j2h)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (eyxn4)
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The assertions called for evidence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 09, 2023 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
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He used to put it in people's faces too.
He used to make staffers watch him take a shit by continuing meetings in the shitter.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (krQz2)
That was at a private wedding. When Jesus fed the masses with the loaves and fishes, that definitely brought out the freeloaders.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (eyxn4)
Yet when He laid down His life to atone for their sins to give them a hope for eternity, they reject Him.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (S+j2h)
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Brutal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2023 03:02 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 03:01 PM (eyxn4)
He certainly DID!!
Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin at March 09, 2023 03:02 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 09, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
Not much chancre of that. Best he'll muster is being a deuce. And I've dropped bigger dueces than him.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 09, 2023 03:02 PM (FCbAQ)
https://www.republican.senate.gov/
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (pwExq)
I love the shot of whichever old crook it was high-fiving the kid in the library.
You could see the look of naked contempt on that face when he had to touch a commoner.
Or maybe he was feeling peckish because the last drink of adrenochrome was wearing off, and thinking "maybe I'll just go for some fast food while I'm here."
One or the other.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 03:02 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 03:02 PM (EZaTx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 09, 2023 03:02 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 03:03 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at March 09, 2023 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM
Outrageous!!
Posted by: Former Police Officer and Office Slut Maegan Hall at March 09, 2023 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 09, 2023 03:04 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 03:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2023 02:59 PM (pwExq)
I'm denounce my Republicanism. I cannot with those dweebs.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 09, 2023 03:05 PM (sI15f)
About the same number that believe that abortion should be illegal in all/most cases.
SOROS applauds your willingness to make these the most important 2024 election issues.
Posted by: Paul at March 09, 2023 03:06 PM (qv0O1)
1. Mistake def An error or fault resulting from defective judgment, deficient knowledge, or carelessness
No, that is not what happened. They had weeks of forethought and planning.
2. To depict To represent in words; describe.
There was ZERO depiction. It was a direct set of images (moving that is) taken from an electronic system that is used in every safety and security process in the modern world and can be used in law enforcement and in court rooms as testimony.
3 variance with what .. thinks.
I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 03:08 PM (BRHaw)
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What poll said that? Did it also have results talking about the number of respondents who thought that the election was 100% clean and anyone questioning it should be put in prison?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
You're funny Pauly. The issue will be the economy-which stinks- and it's your party that's responsible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 03:09 PM (FUVRY)
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Dude's. . . he sent me out to throw a hook in the water. I immediately hook a fish who has a coin in its mouth that I need to pay the tax.
He wasn't stingy with the miracles. It was so overwhelming it was hard to process. It was literally all the time. It was so commonly uncommon it was COMICAL. Its just really hard to convey. In some way, I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: St. Pete at March 09, 2023 03:10 PM (epUEl)
It wasn’t that he was using Dingy Harry’s exercise equipment, it was that Mitch was using Reid’s exercise assistants.
Posted by: Advo at March 09, 2023 03:23 PM (VHN21)
Please don't breath in our direction!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 03:27 PM (W7O9K)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
To paraphrase Dorothy Parker: How can they tell?
Posted by: 10x25mm at March 09, 2023 03:47 PM (rLyqr)
Posted by: Severe Conservative at March 09, 2023 04:05 PM (4gYvE)
Posted by: Severe Conservative at March 09, 2023 04:16 PM (4gYvE)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 09, 2023 04:46 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: IveGotASpecialPurpose at March 09, 2023 05:06 PM (M1tLo)
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 09, 2023 05:11 PM (WusEB)
Besides being treated for his fall, is McConnell also receiving rehab to overcome being a lying, backstabbing, shitbag, fuck-face whore for the Chamber of Commerce and DC elites, not to mention as a gimp for Communist China?
Posted by: Tracy at March 09, 2023 05:21 PM (8Re9K)
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