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Quick Hits
Hot dang, this AI is getting super-smart!
Liz Cheney
@Liz_Cheney If @HouseGOP wants new Jan 6 hearings, bring it on. Let's replay every witness & all the evidence from last year. But this time, those members who sought pardons and/or hid from subpoenas should sit on the dais so they can be confronted on live TV with the unassailable evidence.
MollieLiz Cheney so fat she cries Crisco. Jokes about her brutal physical appearance aside, Liz Cheney had the chance to view this evidence in her fake committee. She could have shown it to the public; she then would have had the chance to explain why she thinks it doesn't matter. But she didn't. She chose to hide it from the public, because it's easier to lie than to make an argument that might not convince people. And also, Liz Cheney's idea of a "69" is slapping a pie on her crotch and jamming her face into a Cookie Puss ice cream cake and going nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. Hey, you know how I said Liz Cheney would fit well into a "polycule" of men of dubious sexual appetites...? I said it like two seconds ago. You might have blurred by it in your rush to write "FIRST!" Anyway, I think maybe she is center of a sad, ugly polycule.
@MZHemingway Did everyone forget to tell Liz Cheney that the people of Wyoming delivered her an absolutely humiliating defeat last year because of her obsessive, irrational hatred of Republican voters? Honey, you're no longer in Congress. This is Norma Desmond-like.
Trump will publish, in an upcoming book, the private letters that Oprah and other leftwing celebrities have sent him in the past.
Former President Trump, in a new book, plans to reveal 150 private letters sent to him -- including one from Oprah Winfrey in 2000 in which she says: "Too bad we're not running for office. What a team!" The big picture: Trump writes that he still considers Winfrey "amazing" -- but admits it's not mutual: "Sadly, once I announced for President, she never spoke to me again." Why it matters: The book, called "Letters to Trump," is a flashback to the days when famous people frequently wrote chatty letters to each other -- and when Trump was the toast of many bold-face names.
Via Twitchy, which points out that the left is rabidly in favor of this:
This is INSANE. This dad’s son wanted to wear tutus so he fully transitioned him into a girl by age 3 🤯
— Gays Against Groomers (@againstgrmrs) March 7, 2023
This little boy will never go thru puberty and will be sterilized for life. All because he wanted to wear a tutu!
Child abuse.pic.twitter.com/lAF0rMuKxf
Kamala Harris discusses "climate mental health" pic.twitter.com/4r12JY5sRk
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 9, 2023
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson The reaction to any comment on Tiny D Desantis and his kicky drag boots certainly triggers the Ronhadis.
This you, you dwarf? https://t.co/BaJpTeqUEl pic.twitter.com/mr514QsbjQ
— Carlos (@txiokatu) March 9, 2023
EDUCATION - To save the world “farming needs to stop”
— Bernie's Tweets (@BernieSpofforth) March 5, 2023
Our youth & future brainwashed by corporations & unelected bodies nudging & pushing them into a life of servitude to governments that can’t feed or clothe them, without farming.
End. Of. Days 🔥
pic.twitter.com/KzbK25utWD
GTA but in real life pic.twitter.com/AhQYNzu2ru
— E (@ElijahSchaffer) March 8, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:04 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:04 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2023 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2023 06:08 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 06:08 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:08 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:04 PM (lEVn+)
So when are you two tying the knot?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 09, 2023 06:09 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 06:09 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:09 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 06:10 PM (swXWo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:10 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:10 PM (xhxe8)
Shouldn't it be the asshoe, spoiled brat teen allegedly stole the KIA?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 06:11 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2023 06:11 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Ace at March 09, 2023 06:11 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 06:11 PM (swXWo)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 06:11 PM (3byMq)
(you will assume a seated position)
a microscopic stroke on his left optic nerve.
(Peals of hurrahs on the desert plain, goats slaughtered for the festival, dancing, yurts, medicine men praising Tengri).
Mutated. That is all.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (jTmQV)
It's all so tiresome. Of course she's implying what they presented is the only valid evidence and nothing important was left out or altered.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: ptschett at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (32eGV)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)
(you will assume a seated position)
a microscopic stroke on his left optic nerve.
(Peals of hurrahs on the desert plain, goats slaughtered for the festival, dancing, yurts, medicine men praising Tengri).
Mutated. That is all.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Q/6pY)
Sorry to hear that. Heal up soon, Zod.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (lEVn+)
"That young man scowls for no apparent reason."
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:13 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 09, 2023 06:13 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:13 PM (Q/6pY)
That's a photo of four slack jawed faggots in a train with Liz driving it all home with a big strap on horse dildo.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 09, 2023 06:14 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:04 PM (lEVn+)
So when are you two tying the knot?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 09, 2023 06:09 PM (ZSK0i)
That time of the month already, eh?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:14 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 09, 2023 06:14 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2023 06:14 PM (+cbNZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (iayUP)
What's funny is Tucker is replaying a lot of liz's fake "evidence" on his show -- but to serve as a comparison to the actual video including context.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (swXWo)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (k32Sc)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:16 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 06:17 PM (3f7vf)
It's all so tiresome. Of course she's implying what they presented is the only valid evidence and nothing important was left out or altered.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (eyxn4)
I assume she drags out the everrrryyyy and aaaallllll in that sentence.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 06:17 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 09, 2023 06:18 PM (17s+e)
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Wow. Just wow. I have no words that can describe this kind of stupidity.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 09, 2023 06:18 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Indian Dice Clay at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (3f7vf)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (bG4gN)
I want them to push so hard that the 40% who can't change lanes without f@cking up traffic feel what's happening.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:15 PM (iayUP)
...
It would make a pretty good Kia commercial from that angle.
Too bad all their cars are getting stolen because they made them easy to steal.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (z/ifB)
From CNN - https://is.gd/uXd9b2
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (k32Sc)
One among those in the chief lodge emerged. It was a woman, but it scowled like a man. The people knew her as Liz, but the children called her Soured Milk behind her back.
"Sun-In-His-Hair was a traitor. We are warlike, and he did not lead us into war. We want to build tents for others, but he says each must build his own tent. He calls our holy days by the Old Names; we want to create new names. We are New; he is Old. I am Liz; those are my words."
Then she frowned, and walked back into the chief tent, and the People looked at each other.
"She is mean," one said.
"She is an old woman but a virgin. That is what makes her mean."
An old man, sitting, coughed. A dog smelled his face. The children played, and talked about how Sour Milk would never further her line.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:20 PM (Q/6pY)
Her kids are probably basket cases, she seems like a psychopathic combination of a jewish, italian and WASP mother all wrapped in a mommy dearest exterior. That freakish mole on her chin, she definitely took out it's existence on one of them.
Posted by: UwU_Power at March 09, 2023 06:20 PM (TVjrd)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 09, 2023 06:20 PM (Eeb9P)
Sounds like Ace is denigrating the quality of the commentary around here. The nerve!
I think Andrew Breitbart had a better take on the subject.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2023 06:20 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: LadyS at March 09, 2023 06:20 PM (VGiJY)
Posted by: Fox2!
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Isn't he the guy that played a gay bartender at the neighborhood tavern?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 06:21 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 06:21 PM (3f7vf)
Rick Wilson is a short, fat, ugly, stupid little ball of eczema, sexual inadequacy, and adult-onset Tourettes.
Life is too short to spend it busting on Rick Wils....
Naaaahhhhh. Kick 'em when they're down, that's what I say.
Willowed standard RW burn:
And dresses like a pedo. Who wears a pink button-down with mom jeans and a Jerry Garcia hankerchief? But the Doc Martens make him look butch.
https://tinyurl.com/3hmkr8eu
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2023 06:21 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 09, 2023 06:21 PM (17s+e)
We want our own witnesses and the video you *didn't* show.
Maybe we'll bring your witnesses back too just for the cross examination you never did.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 06:21 PM (z/ifB)
Because he won't have anything else to eat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Fox2!
The Paolo no longer, how you say, considers Ms. Danson a man. There are beasts even I would not ****.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (dTFZY)
By B911 -March 8, 2023 WPLG
Pompano Beach, Fla. (BSO) – What began as an entertaining evening at the casino for a Pompano Beach man ended with two thieves hitting the jackpot at his house.
According to detectives with the Broward Sheriff’s Office Pompano Beach district, on Dec. 18, 2022, the victim met two unknown women while at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood and brought them back to his residence. The victim told detectives that the next day, he discovered some of his belongings were missing including a firearm, sneakers and watches.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN
Alright. Which one of you little twinkle toed....caught me in an illitercy moment.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:23 PM (iayUP)
Fat Girl wants only a replay of the same fake witnesses ... no, bring of the Defense Witnesses ... since there was no defense in the show trial.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2023 06:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:24 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: LadyS at March 09, 2023 06:20 PM (VGiJY)
Thank you for your kind sentiment. ZOD always maintains perfect equilibrium.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:24 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: An offense to all senses and sensibilities at March 09, 2023 06:24 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (k32Sc)
@MarisaKabas 12m
A large protest has formed outside the campus event space where Michael Knowles is scheduled to speak at 7pm ET.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (jzzG8)
Liz Cheney's favorite perfume is Velveeta
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (BvUNN)
That's how it works, right?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (8XtEi)
LOLOL. Great stuff.
And thanks (not) for introducing me to the word polycule. I could've lived my entire life and been happy NOT to know that such a word existed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (BvUNN)
Now THAT's funny.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:25 PM (E+05M)
Car are too safe nowadays. People think they are invincible.
Posted by: fd
Teens always think they're invincible. Even 40+ years ago when I was driving like a maniac with a couple of weeks of experience. But making cars safer drives the invincibility age up into the late 30s-early 40s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 09, 2023 06:19 PM (17s+e)
The blue haired on in the top pic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (2YtOq)
Sorry, charlie. Let's see all the evidence you and yours decided to hide from the public because it contradicted your narrative.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (ynpvh)
Lie big or go home eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:27 PM (xhxe8)
it seems to be a thing that sexless people claim to do to seem sexy
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:27 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (BvUNN)
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How about a hearing on how Liz Cheney net worth can go from $14 million to $74 million in 4 years.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (SLV5u)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (hTf8I)
The damned cars do not have an "immobilizer" in the ignition circuit and you can literally steal one with a USB Cable. If you have one, get a steering wheel lock like "the club" or other anti-theft device. there are YouTube videos of how to steal one, and some youth make a game out of stealing 2 or 3 a day.
Posted by: rd at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (Z32m1)
Ouch! This problem is easily remedied with a simple site software fix: start comment numbering at n such that n > 1. Problem solved!
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (MvF+J)
If @HouseGOP wants new Jan 6 hearings, bring it on. Let's replay every witness & all the evidence from last year. But this time, those members who sought pardons and/or hid from subpoenas should sit on the dais so they can be confronted on live TV with the unassailable evidence.
Liz knows The Lapdog Media would totally ignore a GOP Jan 6 re-do. She challenges the GOP to replay all the TV testimony and evidence presentations from the sham committee, as part of new hearings. She means the TV sham hearings that had ratings lower than summer re-runs of "My Mother the Car." Liz is a brave defender of Our Precious Democracy, all right.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (AMIL/)
They had to sell off a $21 billion dollar bond at a $1.8 billion loss to shore up liquidity. Now they're planning to sell off shares to make up that shortfall. But as I said, their stock took a huge crap today, so that's not going to go well.
https://bit.ly/3YBStbO
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (eyxn4)
Sorry, charlie. Let's see all the evidence you and yours decided to hide from the public because it contradicted your narrative.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (ynpvh)
We know that they looked at the footage Tucker showed and chose not to show it...It was marked as such
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (bs+z0)
too bad, it looks like all the air bags deployed and saved them. But yeah, some cgi showing them run over by a bus would be nice.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM (E+05M)
Ya gotta admit. The girlie hands on the little hips adds a certain insouciance.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (anj39)
Where do these silly little faggots think they are going to get their tofu, advocadoes, and toast from?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:24 PM (Q/6pY)
I too hope your healing is speedy and complete.
Can I ask what the effects of a stroke on the optic nerve are? I'm going to hazard a guess that it doesn't help you see better.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (z/ifB)
They had to sell off a $21 billion dollar bond at a $1.8 billion loss to shore up liquidity. Now they're planning to sell off shares to make up that shortfall. But as I said, their stock took a huge crap today, so that's not going to go well.
https://bit.ly/3YBStbO
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should we be worried or just pleased?
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (BvUNN)
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Yeah and this time ask them to compare their testimonies to the video clips that were suppressed and see if they want to change their stories. Or just charge them with perjury.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (k32Sc)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (SLV5u)
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Prudent investing? HA!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (up/3i)
"We could skin it and make a purse of it," said one.
"It's skin is weak; it would not hold," said the other.
Liz approached them (this is the one that the children called 'Sour Milk' and that their parents called Spit-In-The-Dust).
"Do not prod that frog. There are Rules," she said.
One boy, bold, said "There are many rules. Maybe too many."
Liz' eyes narrowed. "Your tent will be watched. You, and your mother and father, they will be watched. You will not know it, but you Will Be Watched."
She turned and walked away.
The boys were too bored to kill the frog. They stood up, walked back to the camp, and one of them spat in the dust.
"My father calls her Spit-Mud."
The boys laughed, and then thought about other things as boys will.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: rd
Kill switch on the ignition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG8)
They had to sell off a $21 billion dollar bond at a $1.8 billion loss to shore up liquidity. Now they're planning to sell off shares to make up that shortfall. But as I said, their stock took a huge crap today, so that's not going to go well.
https://bit.ly/3YBStbO
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should we be worried or just pleased?
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM (BvUNN)
Both?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (hTf8I)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 06:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2023 06:31 PM (anj39)
Well, Sport-o, you may stop farming, but harvesting will go on. Oh, yes, it most certainly will ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:31 PM (pNxlR)
The club is a terrible solution. All you need to do to remove a club is to cut through the steering wheel and pop one end of the club through the cut you just made. The steering wheel is mostly rubber with just a little metal ring in the middle. Cutting through it with a hacksaw takes no time at all.
If you have a Kia, you need to install a hidden immobilizer or something similar.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 06:32 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:32 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (+TzMF)
"That young man scowls for no apparent reason."
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:13 PM (Q/6p
I've never seen Harrison Ford smile in any of his roles. A constant RBF.
Posted by: polynikes at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (PlEV5)
I do feel guilty for commenting without having read an entire post first. Don't turn on comments until 10 minutes after each nood lands. Gives people time to read it all first, and also to polish the reaction zingers to brilliancy.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2023 06:29 PM
If only we still had the host of Reliable Sources to tell us.
At least we still have Mika, as well as The View.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)
I guess Holomodor and the Great Leap Forward were not taught in their school.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (k2V7E)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 09, 2023 06:34 PM (OX9vb)
In the short term I'm going to enjoy watching the tech bro pain. After that, the ripple effects are probably going to suck.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 06:34 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 06:34 PM (Irn0L)
I guess Holomodor and the Great Leap Forward were not taught in their school.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (k2V7E)
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There are much easier and faster ways to commit suicide that don't involve the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:34 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2023 06:35 PM (nfrXX)
Seems like all he ever is is pathetic. He's a joke of a person and a nasty one at that.
If we ever had to share a foxhole, I'm certain I'd jump out, wave my arms furiously, and yell, "I'm over here! Put me out of my misery, stat!"
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 06:35 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 06:35 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 06:34 PM (Irn0L)
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I imagine a few weeks/months working on a farm would give him a very different perspective. And improve his overall health.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:35 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 09, 2023 06:26 PM (2YtOq)
Someone show him that pic of Obama at the beach during the Horizon spill disaster.
https://binged.it/3ZWbXcp
At the risk of being accused of having a boot fetish myself, this one stood out to me at the time. Someone decided Obama needed to be wearing boots for the photo op. Why they got him three sizes too big and rolled his pants up so his skinny stork legs were so prominent is beyond me. Had to be the only boots he wore in his entire life.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 06:35 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:36 PM (xhxe8)
You bet, brother. (Speaking only for my condition) you lose peripheral sight. I can wiggle the fingers of both hands at 3 (rt) and 9 (left) o'clock to my head, slowly move my hands forward lateral to my head while looking at 12, and I can see my right-hand fingers very early past 3 o'clock. I can't see my wiggling fingers of my left eye until about 10:30 o'clock. No cure, nerve damage, no apparent cause, minor, shit just sometimes happens. I have to crane my neck in traffic to check my 7 while driving.
I am paying to have an Aztec's face sutured to the left side of my head and routed to my optic nerve for situational awareness. This individual has 20/20 vision.
Zod. Problem-solver.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:36 PM (Q/6pY)
At least we still have Mika, as well as The View.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)
They will just blame it on Trump their go to
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2023 06:36 PM (bs+z0)
Those polycule creatures will be all that remains of mankind once the more adventurous among our descendants set out for other worlds. Then at some later point, denizens of another adventurous species will arrive here at Earth. Once they recognize the food value of the polycule creatures, it'll be the extinction of the Dodos all over again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: polynikes at March 09, 2023 06:37 PM (PlEV5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 06:12 PM
According to the Star Fleet Zapato Archives, those aren't Croc-Crocs.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 09, 2023 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)
“Tutsi drivers are polluting the air breathed by Rwanda’s Hutus.”
https://tinyurl.com/2v29ayjz
/sarc. Los Angeles story.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 06:34 PM (Irn0L)
When the food stops, neither of those two twinks has any fat to spare.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 09, 2023 06:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Rolly-polly cules is more like it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: polynikes at March 09, 2023 06:33 PM (PlEV5)
Indiana Jones smirk. Star Wars smirk.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:38 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)
This very minute somebody in the Kia marketing department is thinking about how to spin that video into a positive.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2023 06:39 PM (nfrXX)
https://oilcity.news/crime/2023/03/09/ police-seek-suspect-in-armed-robbery-of-smiths-express/
Take out space before police-seek- ...Make sure to check out that helpful security footage still.
Posted by: "Teens" at March 09, 2023 06:40 PM (l7w30)
Zod. Problem-solver.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:36 PM (Q/6pY)
The simplest solutions are often best.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 06:40 PM (z/ifB)
We ARE having them. It's just that TuCa is the chairman now. We're getting to see information that was embargoed. This second public hearing is the actual, useful one.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 06:40 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Han Solo at March 09, 2023 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)
Suspect is hatless. Repeat: hatless.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 09, 2023 06:41 PM (MvF+J)
I mean, I've seen enough of this sort of stupidity that I should be numb to it and not be shocked anymore but these idiots manage to do this all the time.
Perhaps the upcoming Troubles will cull enough of these stupid people out of the herd but regrettably, they'll take a lot of people who shouldn't be harmed with them, I fear.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 09, 2023 06:41 PM (xxG/v)
My cats alerted me to some wildlife in my backyard that are about to get down and dirty...
2 turtledoves
2 rabbits
2 squirrels
All of them are chasing the other member of their species other around the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:41 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 06:41 PM (kxTvt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:41 PM (Wz8Ne)
______________
They're posed like an album cover from one of those pretentious 90s bands. Or The Police.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 09, 2023 06:42 PM (hVoyT)
Someone took a picture of his boots which they identified as lifts.
They are black cowboy boots, his pants were just covering most of them. Its "are these rubber bullets?"-level stupid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 06:42 PM (0hOvj)
People who have never been outside city limits. I have to wonder what sort of "education" occupied their time for twelve years of compulsory schooling. Does that faggot feel that farming started up in the last few years simply because some hicks wanted to bring on the wrath of the weather gods?
"... that is the single largest driver of Climate Change™"
And here I thought the single largest driver was White Supremacy. Or was that the SUV? Or the backyard BBQ? Or is it now anesthesia in Scottish hospitals? Cause Big Coal is going to be pissed off that they have been dethroned.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 06:43 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:43 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 09, 2023 06:43 PM (OX9vb)
By the by, she reminds me of a woman who just went through a bitter divorce after 30 years of marriage. And she can't face the fact...maybe it was her fault...maybe it IS her fault.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 09, 2023 06:44 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: It's happening at March 09, 2023 06:44 PM (MFAG4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:44 PM (Wz8Ne)
They look like different versions of that mukbang weirdo who eats 30 meals a sitting and cries.
Posted by: An offense to all senses and sensibilities
Kevin Smith has entered the conversation ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 06:45 PM (XR5XV)
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2023 06:45 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 06:45 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 09, 2023 06:46 PM (MvF+J)
2 rabbits
2 squirrels
All of them are chasing the other member of their species other around the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:41 PM
Would 4 calling birds or 3 French hens be an avian polycule?
Posted by: Han Solo at March 09, 2023 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:46 PM (lEVn+)
Getting closer. Posted by: It's happening at March 09, 2023 06:44 PM (MFAG4)
Donald Trump: John Brown: Kansas album cover.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:46 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 06:47 PM (1KS1Z)
WTF, lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 06:47 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:48 PM (Wz8Ne)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 06:48 PM (3f7vf)
How do they know the suspect identifies as male? Did they ask them???
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at March 09, 2023 06:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:49 PM (Wz8Ne)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 09, 2023 06:46 PM (MvF+J)
And those two gals are adorable.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 06:49 PM (Q/6pY)
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She should concentrate on getting plain old mental health right first before she moves on to "climate mental health".
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 06:49 PM (krQz2)
1. People need to stop eating plants.
2. Farming has to stop.
3. God can look over our graves and envy the brilliance of mankind.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 06:50 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Scott Ballard at March 09, 2023 06:50 PM (rmqIj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 06:50 PM (3f7vf)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:51 PM (xhxe8)
Imagine having the chic who 'to the best of her knowledge' overheard 'something to the extent of(???)' on to relive the horror of Drumpf's maniacal lunging for the steering wheel of the beast.
Hannity would definitely need to bring back the little footballs to keep up.
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 06:51 PM (3byMq)
Tell your doctor about your polycule if you exhibit symptoms of polycule. A polycule that persists for more than four hours is certain to be sweaty and smell like ass. Don't take polycule if you are allergic to polycule. Some parts of polycule are edible -- do not be that part.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 09, 2023 06:46 PM (lEVn+)
Possible but even on the promotional movie poster he has that half smile smirk.
Posted by: polynikes at March 09, 2023 06:52 PM (PlEV5)
He's having his period and feels cranky.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 06:52 PM (krQz2)
Baen is having a fantasy adventure story contest. Deadline is April 30th. 8,000 words or less.
https://www.baen.com/contest-faa
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:53 PM (Wz8Ne)
>>after today's fall tomorrow for the market could be ugly
And here I was, thinking I could retire early, at the rate of destruction of value, I'll be fighting over cat food with the rest of the f**ked masses.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 06:53 PM (qD3Br)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 09, 2023 06:53 PM (MvF+J)
That was my guess, too. Whoever it was, he wasn't well.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2023 06:54 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:54 PM (Wz8Ne)
Child abuse."
Another example of why the Woke Teacher Mafia never has "professional" female and male strippers do story hours and perform for the kids. Only Drag Queens. Sexy near-naked females and males could give the kids Verboten Correct Ideas and Sensations.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (FUVRY)
Baen is having a fantasy adventure story contest.
* altered voice *
"Do you feel like you are in charge? How did it come to this? Take back your city, our city!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (/P0vp)
Lincoln Project's Steve Schmidt via Bill Maher's show.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (aXxgO)
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A DC swamper who didn't care if Republicans won as long as he got his consulting fee.
Probably paid more by his candidate's opponent if his candidate didn't win.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (kxTvt)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8)
European elites, at least, had been practicing it informally for some time (I'm guessing because so many European men died in WWII) and its not historically unusual either.
But if you had showed them what a 2023 polycule looked like? Now THAT would shock them.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Jamie Raskin at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (sWM8x)
Baen is having a fantasy adventure story contest. Deadline is April 30th. 8,000 words or less.
https://www.baen.com/contest-faa
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:53 PM (Wz8Ne)
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Not to give it away, but this will be on the Sunday Morning Book Thread
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (BpYfr)
Steve Schmidt, Adam Kinzinger, Adam Schiff, and Liz Cheney
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:57 PM (Wz8Ne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:54 PM (Wz8Ne)
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I no a lot more than 8,000 words.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 09, 2023 06:57 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Child abuse."
This is the kinda' shit that really pisses me off. Maybe a little boy wants to play with dolls or have a tea party. Maybe a little girl is a little more than a cute tomboy. Just give 'em space. Let 'em figure it out. Give it time.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 06:58 PM (/P0vp)
I'd add the 2020
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 06:58 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Jamie Raskin at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (sWM8x)
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Bah.
Posted by: Werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (krQz2)
Not the usual Thursday afternoon at Casa Gref.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (aXxgO)
Tucker Carlson did a good thing when he included that clip on his show. I'd like to see an extended version for the audience reaction, with a side view of Shaman Man walking down the corridor with the two Capitol policemen.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)
Ace, would you kike to compare B M.I.s with her ?
You were overweight / close to obese 20 years age
Posted by: Paul at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (B2hNW)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 07:00 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)
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Especially the DC election machine, which Bitch demands all the GOP use.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 07:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:01 PM (Wz8Ne)
Challenge accepted.
(assigns literate Aztec, provides guidance: "Sex, but clean. Violence, but virtuous. A prize. A grudge. Honor. Use some deus-ex-machina to fill plot-holes. Hollywood ending. Basically, Joseph Campbell for mouth-breathers. Begin.")
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:01 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 07:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 06:58 PM (aXxgO)
That's food for thought. It was definitely a scam - a rigged election. I don't know that we'll know the full consequences for a decade or so.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 07:02 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (rj6Yv)
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"Words are violence"
"Shoot him! Shoot him!"
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 07:02 PM (krQz2)
https://www.baen.com/contest-faa
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 06:53 PM (Wz8Ne)
Cool. Wish I had some ideas, and some time, and maybe a bit of talent.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 09, 2023 07:02 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Fool Otto at March 09, 2023 07:03 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 09, 2023 07:03 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Hey! How are things in Lobsterchusetts?
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:03 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)
This is nice. We can disagree, on a previous topic, yet agree on a new one. I appreciate intellectual honesty. It's a rare commodity.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 07:03 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:04 PM (Wz8Ne)
I think it's important that people with very little sense of humour ( due to their misunderstanding of the importance of context ) should not have the power to sensor comic material which appeals to those who
do realise the importance of context
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)
Retard troll used the four letter k-word. I vote for a bannination.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:04 PM (eyxn4)
(Don't tell anyone. Mrs. Zod wants to start posting and telling, but it'll be a 'soft launch.')
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Challenge accepted.
(assigns literate Aztec, provides guidance: "Sex, but clean. Violence, but virtuous. A prize. A grudge. Honor. Use some deus-ex-machina to fill plot-holes. Hollywood ending. Basically, Joseph Campbell for mouth-breathers. Begin.")
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:01 PM
Zod, if you haven't submitted to the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest, you need to.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (kxTvt)
His uses his mouth and ass extensively for this purpose.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (iayUP)
It's Bill Maher's show. 10:1 odds his entire audience clapped like the robotic seals they've been indoctrinated to be.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (42fr6)
I don't think any of my books would survive a sensitivity editor.
Artificial Intelligence was number three. All bullshit."
Yeah. Its sort of pathetic how badly many people want high tech world where all our problems go away so much so that they fall for idiotic crap and believe nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:06 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (iayUP)
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No elves. No dragons.
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 07:06 PM (krQz2)
I think it's important that people with very little sense of humour ( due to their misunderstanding of the importance of context ) should not have the power to sensor comic material which appeals to those who do realise the importance of context
Cleese isn't upset that authoritarians are in charge. Cleese is only upset the authoritarians in charge disagree with him.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:06 PM (eyxn4)
European elites, at least, had been practicing it informally for some time (I'm guessing because so many European men died in WWII) and its not historically unusual either.
But if you had showed them what a 2023 polycule looked like? Now THAT would shock them.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2023 06:56 PM (lc5cP)
AI polyculists looks like the humans from "WALL-E".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)
Koaxialkornealkonfabulatoryretinalknocatenation.
(pants)
Can be done.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:06 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 09, 2023 07:07 PM (DhOHl)
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Mandingo cast a furtive look at the fresh cornbread, then a leer at me. "Be right with you," he said.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at March 09, 2023 07:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2023 07:08 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:08 PM (Wz8Ne)
Be a trans woman native American black paraplegic with Austism who writes a story about how Trump is the evil dark lord that raped all of a nation except one proud, brave girl who already has all the power and only has to learn to believe in herself as the patriarchy tries to hold her back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:09 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Before it ended, I submitted to the Faux Faulkner competition (I think it ended about 15 years ago). Never got a ribbon, not enough sacrifices. Tough competition; excellent, hilarious submissions.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: polynikes at March 09, 2023 07:10 PM (PlEV5)
Posted by: SuperBob at March 09, 2023 07:10 PM (DhOHl)
I think it's important that people with very little sense of humour..." blah blah blah blah blah.
Cleese is yet another Lefty who was fine with progressivism and socialism and demonizing "conservatives" until the snake goes after its own, him being one of them. When his dangerous comedy began taking a hit, THEN he became concerned with the direction of mobism/cancel culture/wokism. He can go eff himself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 07:10 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: ZOD[i/]
Might be cheaper to pay him to walk in front of you with a convex mirror.
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: JackStraw
HD is a loupe.
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (3byMq)
Biden Gives ‘Black American Of Courage’ Award To Robert Downey Jr. For Role In Tropic Thunder
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (Vwz3I)
And boots? Can she have boots too?
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 07:12 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: bonhomme
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Asshoe supreme.
Keep the levers of power away from him.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 07:12 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:12 PM (Wz8Ne)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)
It looks like Fernado Botero went woke.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 07:12 PM (xhaym)
This new fad is really, really weird. I interned at ORNL - way way back in the day - with a few folks that were trying to do neural networks. Folks - it was just more elaborate versions of self-correcting negative feedback loops. It was NOT "intelligence" ... any more than your thermostat monitoring your desired set-point against the current temp and modulating the output to the heat pump is intelligence.
The fascination with this is ... strange.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 07:13 PM (/P0vp)
"The Woman, the Tiger, or Whatever the Fuck Behind Door Number Three."
(Bows to Harlan Ellison)
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:13 PM (Q/6pY)
Indeed. He was all for ripping down the structures of his culture and mocking everything it stood for while pushing for the very things that led to this. He's smart and well-read enough to have heard and understood all the warnings. He just ignored them all because darn it their dream was so good.
Soak in the misery you created, Cleese. Drown yourself in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:13 PM (0hOvj)
Aw, Bert I Gordon passed away. 100 years young. MST 3k and Rifftrax loved his work. As did I.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son
He was an amazing colossal man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 07:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:12 PM (Wz8Ne)
Yes. Kneel.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:13 PM (Q/6pY)
NIMBY-twit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:14 PM (Wz8Ne)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:15 PM (iayUP)
Go to a place that has a good fitter to help you get the right size. It's important.
Tony Lamas are nice.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 07:15 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (FhXTo)
No one walks in front of Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:15 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Carvel at March 09, 2023 07:15 PM (wrJpE)
Mark Twain basically said LDS women were so ugly that LDS men who engaged in polygamy with them had, "done an act of Christian charity which entitles him to the kindly applause of mankind, not their harsh censure--and the man that marries sixty of them has done a deed of open-handed generosity so sublime that the nations should stand uncovered in his presence and worship in silence."
I think Mark Twain would have liked ace's writing.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:16 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2023 07:16 PM (M2qSa)
Always teasing is SMOD.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:16 PM (Wz8Ne)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:17 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (FhXTo)
No one walks in front of Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:15 PM (Q/6pY)
Reminds of what I was told about Vietnam:
Before the war, men walked in front of their women.
After the war, women walked in front of their men.
(mines)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:17 PM (ynpvh)
"How far do ya think it will take us?"
"All the way to the scene of the crash."
ba-dump-tis!
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 07:17 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:12 PM (Wz8Ne)
I'll own it. I have a few kinks. Really nice work boots is one of them.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 07:17 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:18 PM (0hOvj)
Always teasing is SMOD.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:16 PM (Wz8Ne)
Muslim astronomy. I'm sure there is a camel-to-goat or camel-to-sheep translation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)
The damned cars do not have an "immobilizer" in the ignition circuit and you can literally steal one with a USB Cable. If you have one, get a steering wheel lock like "the club" or other anti-theft device. there are YouTube videos of how to steal one, and some youth make a game out of stealing 2 or 3 a day.
Posted by: rd at March 09, 2023 06:28 PM (Z32m1)
Back when I was a cop, the yoots liked to steal 1980s GM products. You could start them with a screwdriver. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 09, 2023 07:19 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:17 PM (iayUP)
Dear Penthouse:
You wouldn't believe what happened to me today...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 07:19 PM (42fr6)
Indeed. Ace is the kind of cruel where it would be cruel to not have his kind.
Posted by: Mark Twain at March 09, 2023 07:19 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (iayUP)
There is a video on the intertube somewhere of the Sir Douglas Quintet playing "Mendocino" at the Playboy Club and Barbie is dancing with that ghoul Hugh Hefner.
She is young and wow!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 07:20 PM (R/m4+)
(mines) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:17 PM (ynpvh)
Landmines = foreplay
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:20 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2023 07:20 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mark Twain at March 09, 2023 07:19 PM (aXxgO)
That's catchy. Do you mind if I borrow it?
Posted by: Nick Lowe at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:05 PM (iayUP
"Check her heart!"
One of the better lines in that movie.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (bG4gN)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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Had one of those for a while. Sold it to a helper for $50. He drove it for 2 years w/no problems.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (42fr6)
Posted by: Just The Way It Is
Oh yeah. Oil me baby.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (j+MAy)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Carvelas at March 09, 2023 07:22 PM (wrJpE)
https://tinyurl.com/hfsp5j98
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:22 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Nick Lowe at March 09, 2023 07:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (j+MAy)
Horror story in six
"Trust me, I'm from the Government"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:21 PM (j+MAy)
Bravo!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 09, 2023 07:22 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 07:23 PM (Vwz3I)
Alien baby Earth royalty until.
Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 07:23 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2023 07:23 PM (rj6Yv)
For the princely sum of one corn cob pipe.
Posted by: Mark Twain at March 09, 2023 07:23 PM (aXxgO)
Yeah, it's insane alright. It also need to be a crime.
I showed a Democrat friend of mine a bunch of this stuff and she was horrified when I told her that this is what her party is trying to normalize.
After several days of sending her articles and examples, I think she finally has seen the light.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 07:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 07:27 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (dTFZY)
If I had been driving on the lower freeway, I'd have swerved in an effort to hit one. If I got lucky, and was asked to explain my actions, "Well, I figured they were like gophers; you only hit 'em if you ain't trying."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 07:37 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)
Not everyone like Paul Gottfried, but he recently had an interview on the Tom Woods Show, where they discussed paleocons and how the conservative movement was taken over by the neocons
https://tinyurl.com/2p97jnz3
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 07:37 PM (xhaym)
And boots? Can she have boots too?
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
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Fairies wear boots.
Posted by: Ozzy at March 09, 2023 07:39 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)
Well, a couple of Timexes and some worn-out sneakers is a small price to pay for a good two-fer piece of tail. A pistol, not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 07:39 PM (tkR6S)
_____
I hold it in no matter who is on the elevator with me. It's common courtesy
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023 07:45 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG
Claymore mine under the driver's seat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 07:47 PM (tkR6S)
Hey... Easy on us studs that have eczema... We are near genius and not 29.
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 09, 2023 07:53 PM (ryUqI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 06:55 PM (FUVRY)
She looks like her pet maggot died.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 07:59 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 07:15 PM (42fr6)
Tony Llamas will spit at plebeian shoes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:07 PM (tkR6S)
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This, SO MUCH this is what I want to see from Trump. I'm there for anything that spotlights the hypocrisy of these useless fake hangers-on, jock-sniffers, and social climbers. They want us to forget that they were all lining up to kiss Trump's ass before he declared his candidacy.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 09, 2023 08:36 PM (+aI/4)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 08:42 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 09:53 PM (W+kMI)
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Elon is getting to be as big a troll as Trump. Except Twitter can't cancel the boss. I like it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 09:56 PM (W+kMI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqa2QGhDqk
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 09, 2023 10:05 PM (RSGZw)
I can still see the faces of my backseat passengers in my rear view mirror with their ice cream cones paused in mid-lick.
When we stopped rolling and the dust settled, one of them yelled , "Let's do it again!"
We were not members of MENSA.
Posted by: waepnedmann at March 09, 2023 11:43 PM (Zt+Np)
Posted by: Warmongerel at March 10, 2023 01:46 AM (t2/43)
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