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Lori Lightfoot: Akshually I Was a Great Mayor, It's Just That Chicago Is a Cesspit Teeming With Woman-Hating Racist Homophobes
"Welcome to MAGA Country!," the voters cried, as if with one great racist Trumpian voice, and then tied a clothesline loosely around her neck and flecked some non-caustic fabric softener upon the cuff of her sweatshirt, causing her to drop her Subway (TM) egg salad sandwich as she fled for safety in the Jim Crow prison of her mayoral mansion.
Lori Lightfoot claimed she was treated unfairly during her failed re-election bid for mayor because she is a woman of color, not for her failure to curb Chicago's soaring crime rate. Lightfoot, the first black woman and openly gay mayor of the Windy City, is now also the first Chicago mayor in 40 years to lose a re-election after trailing behind in third place with only 17.1 percent of votes as of Wednesday morning. Throughout her term, she has been criticized for her soft-on-crime approach, which has led to massive increases in violence in the city, which is up 52 percent from last year and more than 100 percent from 2021. ... Lightfoot has previously attributed the fierce backlash against her to sexism and racism, with the exiting mayor now suggesting the same goes for her defeat. Following her concession speech, a reporter asked her if she was treated unfairly because of her race and gender, with Lightfoot answering: 'I'm a black woman in America. Of course.'Shut the f*ck up you stupid vile ugly incompetent hateful whore. Lightfoot has boasted to a critic that she has "the biggest d*** in the city" (she denies saying that, but has not denied having it) and has criticized white people specifically for complaining about soaring crime rates, opining, strangely, that white people were just whining about having to deal with "a touch of violence" for the first time. Under Lori Lightfoot's watch, she means. She means that white people in safe neighborhoods had previously had "safety privilege" and were just being whiny babies now that Lightfoot had decimated the police force and thrown open the gates of the prisons and sent criminals rampaging through safe neighborhoods. She actually mocked white people for complaining about this, saying they're just butthurt about "experiencing crime for the first time." On her watch. On her watch. It's yt pipo's fault for complaining about the wave of criminals she had ushered into their neighborhoods, as a kind of equal-opportunity-pillaging-murdering-and-raping program.
But yeah, it's other people who have issues with people's sex, sexuality, and race, not this squat freaky malignant dwarf mutant who is hateful towards the world at large.
VodkaPundit also thinks she should shut that ghastly fish-like mouth and turn those freaky bushbaby Gollum bug-eyes back at Mutant in the Mirror.
Just a pretext -- the real reason for hating on her was that she was a black lesbian. And/or a Deep One setting up a satellite colony to extend the Innsmouth franchise into the heartland. This article recounts the real reasons this misshapen sack of aberrant junkpile genetics was turned out of office: she spent four years failing abysmally in all aspects of her job, including the simple aspect of just avoiding pissing everyone off. It wasn't enough that she was corrupt and incompetent; she had to add to that being charmless, obnoxious, nasty, and weird. Just a few of her many lowlights:
Lightfoot must have known what was coming on Tuesday because she laid down the race/woman card over the weekend. "I am a black woman -- let's not forget," she told the New Yorker. "Certain folks, frankly, don't support us in leadership roles." With all due respect, Madam Soon-To-Be-Former Mayor, do please shut up. You were a terrible mayor and that's why 87% of Chicago voters at their first opportunity pulled the lever for someone, anyone else -- including five black men (one of whom made the runoff) and one other black woman. Chicago voters didn't wake up one morning in 2020 and realize, "Oh, no -- we elected a black woman? Why did no one tell us? We must resist her at all costs!" No, Chicagoans saw a 52% increase in crime on Lightfoot's watch, much of it violent.
When Lori Lighfoot allegedly tried to recruit students to help her win In January, Lightfoot found herself in the middle of a controversy after the Chicago Public Schools inspector general investigated claims that the Democrat asked Chicago public school teachers to recruit students to volunteer on her campaign for school credit. At the time, the Chicago Public Schools Office of Inspector General confirmed to NBC News that it had "opened an investigation into this matter and we are currently gathering information to determine which, if any, policies have been violated."The investigation is guaranteed to be inconclusive, I'm sure.
Lightfoot was slammed as being "tone-deaf" and irresponsible after a video of her dancing on the streets of Chicago went viral. The incident, that took place at a Lunar New Year parade, came at a time when the city's crime rates were soaring.
That's not all. Lightfoot's other controversies also included the time when she sparked a major row after saying she would only do interviews with reporters of color in May 2021. The move even led to Daily Caller journalist Thomas Catenacci, who is White, filing a lawsuit. In July 2019, Lightfoot was caught calling a police union official a "clown." In April 2022, Lightfoot was slammed for saying carjackers feel "unloved" after Kwame Amoaku was brutally attacked by a group of carjackers outside his home. The attack left him in intensive care. "There are too many young people in this room that feel unloved, and we need to change that if we are going to change the trajectory of their lives," Lightfoot said at the Harold Washington Library at the time, while addressing the city's crime wave.Even leftwingers can't avoid noticing that she's just an asshole. Her two big failings were the skyrocketing crime rate and her untreated antisocial personality disorder.
Apparently she ran in 2019 as an Obama-like cypher, inviting voters (particularly guilty white liberal voters) to project on to her any fantasies of black nobility they might have, but once she got elected she dropped that like it was hot and just let her antisocial personality disorder run rampant. Meanwhile, she routinely denigrated people, white people especially, for noticing the crime rates were rising, and suggesting that they should just toughen up have have some perspective.
Mooney also said Lightfoot hurt herself by being "gratuitously pugnacious." "We like our Daleys and our Rahms. We complain about them but we say you've got to be tough to run the city of Chicago," Mooney said. "She's got that but almost in a gratuitous way. She picks fights for reasons unknown to most people." Veteran political consultant Delmarie Cobb noted Lightfoot's overly defensive approach to criticism, particularly around public safety, where she often scolded white audiences about how they were experiencing crime for the first time. Lightfoot should have focused more on explaining the issues, Cobb said, rather than dismissing as "haters" those who have attacked her over crime. "She's not taken that tack," Cobb said. "Instead, it's, 'I'm going to force-feed you into acknowledging that I've done a good job.'" On a more fundamental level, Cobb said, Lightfoot hasn't done enough to make herself "into a likable person."
... On the campaign trail, Lightfoot struggled with how to address the issue. "I know for many of you, you're feeling a touch of violence, maybe for the very first time in your lives in Chicago," she recently told a North Side crowd.A touch of violence. Like a touch of rheum coming on with the rain.
Lightfoot frequently invokes the sentiment, but it has struck some residents as out of touch or insensitive. Lightfoot has also privately questioned the severity of the recent crime spikes. In a text exchange with a downtown alderman previously reported by the Tribune, Lightfoot said she shared his concern about crime but downplayed how bad it has been. "I will push back and say that it was not that long ago that River North was not a nice, safe neighborhood and that is recent enough that I remember it," Lightfoot added. It's been an issue she repeatedly tried to blunt even as critics and rivals used it against her.Right, it had been more riven by crime, but was then cleaned up, and now.., you're letting it degenerate into a crime-filled pit again. What is your point, exactly? That we all return to the dust from whence we came anyway, so what's the big diff? Vote for Lori Lightfoot In the end, life is death, struggle is futile, and we are all but a feast for worms. So let's hang Pride Flags all over Chicago in the meantime! Yay, Gay!
...Lying? Evading responsibility? That doesn't sound like the Lori I know.
Lightfoot also drew criticism over her handling of the case of Anjanette Young, a social worker who was forced to stand naked during a botched raid by Chicago police. The mayor's lawyers tried to withhold video of officers ignoring Young as she pleaded with them to let her put on clothes. Lightfoot falsely said she hadn't been aware of the case but later apologized and acknowledged she had gotten a detailed email about it, explaining that she simply forgot the exchange and wasn't lying.
This next part refers to her demented email writing: I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
[O]ver the past four years, Lightfoot's personal approval took a nose-dive in part due to a series of conflicts and her defensive response to even mild criticism. Lightfoot at times alienated friends and allies who agreed with her on issues but disagreed with her scorched-earth approach to those who question her decisions. Defending police Superintendent David Brown, Lightfoot said his detractors don't know anything about public safety, even though the chorus of critics included some of her former top advisers on crime and policing. Amid a high suicide rate for Chicago cops and concerns raised by officers that they were being overworked as the department canceled their days off, Lightfoot said they have an "incredible amount of time off." Throughout her term, Lightfoot blamed high-profile crime incidents and a spike in homicides on Cook County judges and State's Attorney Kim Foxx. But the mayor sometimes acted as a political chameleon and alienated residents with contradictory statements throughout the years, including both praising Foxx as "our great state's attorney" before Black audiences and criticizing her in front of white ones.
... "I have never met anybody who has managed to piss off every single person they come in contact with -- police, fire, teachers, aldermen, businesses, manufacturing, and that's it," Garza told the Reader's Joravsky.
... Lightfoot's feuds extended beyond the world of politics and into the business community. When McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski said his company would remain in Chicago but had concerns about crime, Lightfoot said he should "educate himself" before speaking. She accused Uber of "paying off Black ministers" to oppose a congestion tax. When the Bears announced they were pursuing a possible move to Arlington Heights, Lightfoot mockingly tweeted that they should "focus on putting a winning team on the field, beating the Packers finally and being relevant past October."
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY! I NEED OFFICE TIME EVERYDAY!
...to her staff. Sixteen times in a row, if I counted right. This was her complaining that her staff was "overscheduling" her at events outside the office. She wanted office time. I think this means she wants to relax in her office and be lazy. And make videos of herself shuffling awkwardly and calling it "dancing."
A former Park District lawyer filed a lawsuit claiming she mocked his legal training and that she boasted she had "the biggest d--- in Chicago." (Lightfoot has denied that.)
Lightfoot also repeatedly interjected her race into controversies, drawing criticism even from Black supporters.And how! Anyway, so you can see: Obviously, this is all just a matter of "certain people" refusing to support black women, particularly gay ones. Nothing else can explain why "certain people" wouldn't support her.
If Lori Lightfoot doesn't make it to the runoff, she has a bright future playing "RONA DESTROYER" at kids' birthday parties. pic.twitter.com/PREGjCpu1x
— Morning Answer (@MorningAnswer) February 28, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (6uyrZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (9mfKN)
If that's true, then how did she get elected in the first place?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (uP4Kp)
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Wasn't positioned for success. Not her fault.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (4Nep/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (IwPLY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (xSnmX)
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Uhhh, she's the incumbent. She was elected before in that place.
What, did all of the non-racists and non-sexists leave Chicago during her tenure, leaving only deplorables behind?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)
Shut the f*ck up you stupid vile ugly incompetent hateful whore.
In a just world, this would've been the media response.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (L+rbh)
Well, what the fuck else was she going to say- "I was a complete failure?"
No. Play the melanin card.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8)
Remember when Mayor Marion Berry denounced white people for caring about the murder rate in DC; because it was only black people killing other black people, so white people didn't have to care.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (GE8Ol)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (YgIxk)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 02:43 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 02:43 PM (Xrfse)
FFS, ace, quit sugar-coating things. Man up. Speak clearly.
And - crime up 100% since 2021????? I mean, 2021 crime in Chiraq had to be at outrageously high levels. So, as the corporate managers might say, that year-to-year difference would be a "difficult compare". But they did it!
heyjackass.com (realizing the full value of the interwebs thing)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 02:43 PM (OTzUX)
Poetry. C'est magnifique.
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:43 PM (IwPLY)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (C1Zwz)
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An accusation endemic in a multi-racial society unfortunately.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (GQVSu)
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (KW2ge)
If that's true, then how did she get elected in the first place?
Posted by: Jordan61
As I recall that election, the other choices were WORSE.
And I don't think this election will make much difference. Chicago is now on a glidepath to become 1970's Detroit.
Good luck! We're all counting on you!
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (vcOmj)
And yet 55% of Chicago residents are people of color.
She may be a woma...errr...person of color, but she had never been a leader.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (anj39)
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On Alpha Centauri.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
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She does know that Chicago isn't even a majority-white city, right?
Per the Census survey from last year:
White Alone: 45.3%
Black Alone: 29.2%
Asian Alone: 6.8%
Latino Alone: 28.7%
So how did whitey destroy her victory when he isn't even half the population?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
Really good twitter thread on South Africa
https://twitter.com/k9_reaper/status/1630436052723720193
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (72I0u)
Posted by: dantesed at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (88xKn)
Airport ain't that great either!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (M3hSG)
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See, there's her problem right there. She should've run as a woman with color, or a woman about color, or even as a colored woman.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX)
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"Tough" != "bully" or "bitch"
Those pretending to be tough by being bitches or assholes need to remember that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)
Who is the uglier woman, Groot or Woopie? Take your time. No need to hurry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: dantesed at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (88xKn)
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Another stereotype exploded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (A/nOj)
If you want a backpack gun, this is your baby.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (Xrfse)
Fortuitous timing, I'd say.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (C1Zwz)
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Whites pay the majority of Chicago taxes.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (lf83v)
But unlike them, mayors have actual jobs to do, so incompetence can't go on forever. Still, I am surprised she lost. I don't know anything about whoever it is who won, other than it's another chitty chitty chitcago democrat, so it won't make the place any better. But still, good riddance, you vile troll.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (hYONW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM
Technically, it's a non-partisan general election with a runoff if no candidate receives 50%+1 of the vote
Posted by: Chuck C at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (xSnmX)
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I Mean I'd hit Groot.
Posted by: T Danson at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (KW2ge)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (TNyrE)
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They're called "voters."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (YqDXo)
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That didn't move the needle. There was no needle to move but even if there were a needle, that wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (ytSiK)
Don't go away mad. Just go away. Or go away mad. I don't care. Just go away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Karen Johnson at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (SY/PV)
I heard she did this sort of thing fairly regularly. She would do the same thing to cops, rolling up on them in the street and shouting at them for not doing enough.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (17s+e)
Really good twitter thread on South Africa
https://twitter.com/k9_reaper/status/1630436052723720193
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (72I0u)
If legit, then...Damn!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (anj39)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (PWI4f)
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Corrupt is okay if you can keep the trains running on time.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (xSnmX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM
Technically, it's a non-partisan general election with a runoff if no candidate receives 50%+1 of the vote
Posted by: Chuck C at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (xttsV)
Thankee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (Rjw9p)
Long ago and far away it was kind of a cool place to visit. Had some good times there.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (ytSiK)
She got it completely backwards.
I denounce myself for pointing that out.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (QXR/T)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Questions the press will never ask at March 01, 2023 02:49 PM (k0Nft)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Woopi is ugly, but Groot has some facial abnormality
she's got some squid or cuttlefish somewhere in her family line
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (geLO8)
I got sweet revenge on a Branch Covidian these past couple days. And you know how they harassed and bullied those who wouldn't mask or jab? guess what...the rules are different for them!
story to follow
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (lEVn+)
Chitcago IS a two party place. The two parties are while democrats and black democrats.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (hYONW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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Serious question: who is the best performing black politician?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
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She was installed by the Democrat Machine and is being removed by the Democrat Machine. The Machine is finished with her, so is cashiering her.
If the Machine was not done with her, she'd have won the primary. The Machine is done with her, though, so she didn't. This is how Chicago politics work. The Machine does what it wants and installs their preferred people into mayor an alderman offices.
This has nothing to do with her popularity or people not being down with gay, black women. This has everything to do with the Chicago machinery being tired of her, and that's the sum total of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (C1Zwz)
Just curious, did any of the other candidates produce a 'Boot Groot' bumper sticker.
Opportunity missed if they didn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (06vRX)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX)
Great. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all afternoon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)
Also, Brookfield Zoo.
But I haven’t been to any those places since I was a kid, so who knows now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (hTf8I)
The Dem voters want this and I say, give it to them good and hard.
Electing someone because they check the right boxes is stupid. Competence and a managerial skill set is not important to them. Well, alrighty then.
I only hope the good people still there get out before it is too late.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (6Tc2R)
she's got some squid or cuttlefish somewhere in her family line
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM (geLO
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She's considered to be quite the looker back on her home planet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (YqDXo)
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If only there had been some clue about her appearance and lifestyle that someone could have gleaned that from before she was elected.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (wb1YC)
Lived in the city (Lakeview, Wrigleyville, Andsersonville, Rogers Park) on and off for about a decade late 90s/early 2000s. It was a grand place...bars, clubs, pubs, restaurants divey and schwanky, street festivals in all 6 weeks of summer, public parks, concert venues, rec league sports, and on and on.
Now it's a feckin' shithole shooting gallery full of awfulness.
Pocket Groot is the hideous face (and proximal recent cause) of how horrid that once great city has become.
Cannot be happier to see this vile little turd be flushed.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, 2023 pronouns: Shad/dap at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (mFCvH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Zombie Ayn Rand! at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (gPwT+)
Posted by: Ace at 02:37 PM
Will Lightfoot be staying in Chicago after her defenestration? If so, I can't wait to hear Lori when *her* neighborhood gets the *Chicago Lightfoot* treatment.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (flINI)
Look, the Mayor's job is to run the city. That means safety, garbage pick-up, protecting businesses, educating students, filling potholes. At every one of these tasks, she managed to fail miserably.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: trev006 at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (DTm0P)
Who is the uglier woman, Groot or Woopie? Take your time. No need to hurry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (pohLc)
Its like deciding what bathroom is cleaner on a detroit subway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (KW2ge)
Bullshit. She's never played baseball in her entire life.
Posted by: Mayors aren't generally known for athleticism anyway at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: dantesed at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (88xKn)
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Another stereotype exploded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM
I dance better than that at weddings!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (wb1YC)
Your city will forever be a joke when you continue to name facilities after people like Harold Washington......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (GE8Ol)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (C1Zwz)
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
That must be Mr Limpet's illegetimite lovechild
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (06vRX)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (lf83v)
If only she had identified as a privileged white woman. Then she would have won.
Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (sOete)
"aw, nahh. You sick, GTFOOH". I meant it literally, as in "Go Home!". But she insisted she was OK.
I was all like, "no, u sick, GTFO, really, no joke, you gotta go home".
And yet she resisted.
...to be continued
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (wtvvX)
Per the Census survey from last year:
White Alone: 45.3%
Black Alone: 29.2%
Asian Alone: 6.8%
Latino Alone: 28.7%
So how did whitey destroy her victory when he isn't even half the population?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Poised.... POISED for that race war between the Mexicans and the Blacks. Chicago has several all-Spanish radio stations. It was sometime in the 1990's when I was passing through O'Hare that I noticed that all the labor was now "hispanic".
Most of the killing in Chicago is between the Latin Kings (ie, MS-13, cartels) and black drug gangs (Bloods and Crips) over territory.
Johnson and Vallas are both going to be "tough on crime" (in a Law and Order TV show kind of way, all those white - collar criminals). Both come out of the corrupt Chicago educational establishment.
What do YOU expect to happen?
The Democrats get BIG MONEY from the drug gangs to lay off bothering them. I think there was one "latin" drug gang that actually worked out of a Hispanic Alderman's office.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (kCuqt)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (GE8Ol)
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot > Gordon Lightfoot > Lori Lightfoot
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Kmtyy)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Btu+d)
Latter thing had a great ending. NHL hall of famer former Blackhawk was at the sports bar next to the rink, bought us some pitchers and hung out with us for a while (Denis Savard).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (OTzUX)
Your city will forever be a joke when you continue to name facilities after people like Harold Washington......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Especially a library. A jail, a sewage treatment plant, a garbage dump, a brothel, sure. A library? Nah.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
And now she's history.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (wtvvX)
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She'll get confirmed to a cabinet post in the Biden Administration with 20 GOP votes in the Senate within 9 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:50 PM
The lesbian wired in she had fraud comin in and the good shit and Groot were in peril....
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (oQt3j)
-I wish Cotton was a monkey.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (wtvvX)
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Officially replacing Happy Birthday as the most played song in America.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Kmtyy)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Have her bathed and gagged and brought to my tent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yQpMk)
Harold was amusing as a thorn in the machine's side. But the machine won.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Inogame at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
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So close to Pride month, as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (eGTCV)
It's like a five set tennis match . Both won two sets and the fifth set went to De Blasio in a tiebreaker.
Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (Oivbi)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Have her bathed and gagged and brought to my tent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (yQpMk)
I like wonder if she like likes motorboating.
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (rqgpJ)
If people attracted to other people play acting as dogs are furries are people attracted to LL scalys?
Posted by: Leon Sphinx at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (tvD9w)
If only she had identified as a privileged white woman. Then she would have won.
Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 02:54 PM (sOete)
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If she'd run as a straight white Republican man she'd have won in a landslide.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (YqDXo)
The leaders of Chicago and neighboring shitholes are extorted by threats of criminal violence if they don't come to heel. That's my guess.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (MvF+J)
#zombieland
@k9_reaper
·
Feb 27
32. Take some barbed wire and throw it on the ground - that's our borders. Further adding to societal issues as the undocumented hoardes swarm in. YouTube videos made by my friend,
Razor wire = Extremely bad piece of kit. Barbed wire is nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (uP4Kp)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (lReCd)
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 01, 2023 02:44 PM (KW2ge)
Bullshit. She's never played baseball in her entire life.
Posted by: Mayors aren't generally known for athleticism anyway at March 01, 2023 02:52 PM (YdDJ9)
Someone asked Stan Musial, late in his life, if he thought he could compete with the modern players, and he said something like, "well I hit .331 over the course of my career. I'm 75 now, I'm a little slower with the bat, so I might only hit about .310 now."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (hYONW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (E+05M)
>> we are all but a feast for worms
The poetry is strong in this one.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (CjHGv)
The Shape of Water II
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (eGTCV)
There are a few. All Republicans.
Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (GPwSy)
Posted by: It's the eyes, you see at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (rqgpJ)
If she is Amish, it's rowboating
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (C1Zwz)
"I HAVE MY MOSQUE ON!"
and I was all: "I GNF about your mosque, you're gonna be touching everything up in here, I don't feel like following you around disinfecting all the surfaces".
Now other coworker chimes in and bottom line, we got her to go home, thank Christ.
...cont...
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Btu+d)
Some call him the Gangster of Love..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
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Technically, I think was during Black History Month. But apparently it is now "Women's History Month," so she can still feel sad about it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
Now it's a feckin' shithole shooting gallery full of awfulness.
I grew up out in the 'burbs in the 80s, but going into the city was always awesome. Real pre-lights bleacher bumming at Wrigley and the whole 9 yards. Now, yeah, you couldn't pay me to go there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)
Nice. I hope you're all PROUD of yourselves.
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (C1Zwz)
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Pretty proud, yeah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (GE8Ol)
Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (GYIa4)
They both check off four boxes in their job description.
✅Black
✅Female
✅Gay
✅Mentally Retarded
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2023 02:57 PM (hYONW)
If they told him MLB was starting a man on 2nd base in extra innings, he'd roll over in his grave
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
No arrests, of course - that would be stigmatizing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (lz5hY)
They both check off four boxes in their job description. ...
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (wb1YC)
++++
At least KJP isn't a mutant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (3cGpq)
During a police shortage she has 40 officers on her street at all times.
40.
Posted by: Inogame at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:47 PM (C1Zwz)
Might have been me. I said she was fish energy looking up at #17. She does have that Admiral Ackbar thing going on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (VwHCD)
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I bet you'll find the gangs are funded by Democrats and then they take a cut of further profits.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Kmtyy)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (uP4Kp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (A/nOj)
Yup. It's the Chicago way. And Chicagoans take great pride in the corruption.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: In my best Seinfeld voice at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (SY/PV)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (BdMk6)
Pfff, amateurs
Posted by: PLO at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (Irn0L)
And when told to get a coof test, still SooperCoofKaren resisted!
So...if it had been any one of us others who came into work sniffling and runny-eyed and barely able to speak, she'd have insisted we all get tested or she'd call PA Dept of Health.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (geLO8)
Nice. I hope you're all PROUD of yourselves.
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 02:58 PM (C1Zwz)
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And right after black history month! Have you people at last no decency?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (YqDXo)
Pure poetry right there. Consider it stolen.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (k+G9U)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (rJ48h)
Yup but low bar
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (uP4Kp)
Yo mama so fat, when COVID came around, she wore a mosque
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Kmtyy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (GwxCX)
Heh, that was pretty good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (uP4Kp)
she *is* big-butt-ted.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (geLO8)
Even Republican governance can't fix Chicago. How do you govern a city containing hundreds of thousands of ungovernable outlaws?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:01 PM (eGTCV)
______________
Which one are you looking at? They don't point in the same direction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
It's like AFTER Sherman went thru Atlanta.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (uP4Kp)
- Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (wb1YC)
Chelsea, I am very sad to say that your true father was Howdy Doody.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (xhaym)
One thing that's innovative about Chicago, compared to most cities, is that you have aldermen who are directly associated with gangs.
Old tradition - the First Ward alderman for years was the Mafia's representative on the Chicago city council.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (2tUFv)
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I bet you'll find the gangs are funded by Democrats and then they take a cut of further profits.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:00 PM (Kmtyy)
The dems and a multitude of repubs have gone way beyond the street gangs. They're now doing business directly with the drug cartels.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
She's stereotyping.
What she is saying about being black should be considered disgraceful.
Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (sOete)
Hanford’s podcast series Sold a Story suggests that there are two general approaches to teaching reading. One is phonics, or the relationship between letters and their sounds in spoken language.
The second approach treats children as natural-born readers who can learn mainly through exposure to books and includes strategies such as asking students to guess words based on pictures and other clues or repeatedly presenting the same words to help students commit them to memory.
“[W]hat reading scientists have clearly shown is that you can’t be a good reader without good phonics skills,” Hanford said.
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
That would explain her lack of focus and inability to see the obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (geLO
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Sorry, just saw this. GMTA.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
https://is.gd/sRbXmf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM (CjHGv)
lol
so the moral of the story, which everyone here already knows is: The rules these coof-nazis force down everyone else's throats don't apply to them.
And the best part was...she's all up to date with shots and boosters and still she sick AF.
/FIN
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (dCxaZ)
Might have been me. I said she was fish energy looking up at #17. She does have that Admiral Ackbar thing going on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2023 02:59 PM (VwHCD)
Reminded me of the broad from that 90's tv sitcom 'Brandy' just WAY more hideous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (GwxCX)
Heh, that was pretty good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 03:02 PM
Thanks, hit the tip jar and yes I do take requests.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 03:05 PM (GwxCX)
It's like AFTER Sherman went thru Atlanta.
Insty had a post on that this morning, including the twitter thread. It's both amazing and predictable that this isn't considered news by any major media.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
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Oy. How many millions of dollars and decades of time did it take to figure this one out?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (miJOG)
Easiest prediction evah.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (wsJPE)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:03 PM (xhaym)
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Phew! I'm off the hook.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (YqDXo)
That would explain her lack of focus and inability to see the obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
If ya squint, it's mint!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (uP4Kp)
"If I wore that, they would have given me an extra 10 years."
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (hTf8I)
https://bit.ly/3IJyMJc
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
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Oy. How many millions of dollars and decades of time did it take to figure this one out?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
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Well, every teacher knew it once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
In honor of Chuy Garcia, who came in fourth in the Chicago mayoral election.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (oiNtH)
LOL I hope they release a highlight DVD!!
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (roPuI)
Posted by: Gandalf the Gay at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (DRJ+1)
https://tinyurl.com/38rzk8m8
Via Drudge. Forgive me.
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (miJOG)
BTW she was elected because her opponent (another black woman, and a well-known political heavyweight) would have been far worse.
Posted by: MrJimm at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (w0GHq)
https://is.gd/sRbXmf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
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I dunno, my friend. I'm getting some tranny vibes from that one. Look at "her" legs. Questionable. Would not bang. Too risky that I'd get a very unpleasant surprise.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM
You're horny then, admit it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 03:08 PM (GwxCX)
Because Chuy’s not a big dummy like Lamont.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (hTf8I)
Totally lost, can someone send me the updated AoSHQ style guide?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2023 03:08 PM (9mfKN)
One's a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 03:08 PM (akRFO)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 01, 2023 03:08 PM (k0Nft)
DAMN YOU, TRUMP!
Posted by: The Media! at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (2tUFv)
Fuck You, Bitch.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (AVI/t)
https://tinyurl.com/2p94x9b9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
Some other, slightly more presentable clown will be in charge soon enough.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (FUVRY)
https://tinyurl.com/35bhjrm8
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (miJOG)
How did Lightfoot get to Arkansas so fast
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:09 PM (QCgzR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
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Uh ... aren't phonics the whole point of having an alphabet? Using symbols to represent sounds, unlike Chinese ideographs that represent ideas? Imagine teaching kids how to associate letters with sounds. Crazy talk, I know.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
Dude finds a big, old bug at an Arkansas Walmart.
https://tinyurl.com/35bhjrm8
Posted by: Robert
Rare Jurassic-era bug found at Arkansas Walmart
The giant lacewing hasn't been seen in North America for 50 years
I didn't realize that the dinosaurs died out in the early 70's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (uP4Kp)
Most of the crime is black on black in a highly segregated city.
Imagine if she had gone aggressively after these criminals the last many years, instead of ignoring the problem? Hundreds or thousands of black folks would be alive or uninjured.
So yeah, let's talk about racism
Posted by: Joe Fingerblaster at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (W+TLY)
Top 2 are a white guy and a Black guy.. Black guy has the backing of the teachers Unions
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
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American teaching has been captured by this idea that kids will learn just by sight and then build a vocabulary like that.
It was fucking stupid. And it's been in place for at least a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 03:11 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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She might have split up or she might have capsized
She may have broke deep and took water
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 03:11 PM (Khgxe)
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See! I told you!
Posted by: Juicy Sommelier at March 01, 2023 03:11 PM (fs1hN)
The entire "biggest dick in Chicago" rant sounded so much like Lightfoot that I'd be stunned if it were fabricated. You can't just make up "Lori."
And one of my favorite things was a small one. She left a typical, Lightfoot-style insane rant on a Yelp review about one of her limo drivers.
And this is unusual - the limo company owner did not apologize and offer to "make it right," as is standard practice for a bad review. This lady wrote a lengthy response defending her driver and telling everyone that Lori Lightfoot is damned liar, and that none of the stuff she said happened, and she can prove it. It was just... very funny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 03:11 PM (oINRc)
Groot Diggler
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:12 PM (6uyrZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 03:12 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: mrp at March 01, 2023 03:12 PM (rj6Yv)
>>Breitbart headline says NFL films kept "database" on cheerleader butt, chest shots or what ever.
LOL I hope they release a highlight DVD!!
Yeah, it's called a MAM Server and database.
Pretty much any broadcast facility has such a thing, were you type in some key words and the server will do a metadata search against stored clips.
I've installed MAM Servers in literally every broadcast integration project I've worked on in the last 15 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 03:12 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (miJOG)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: DanMan at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (MvF+J)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Bless her heart. Obviously she has always gotten by on her looks and tits so far in her life. Perfect example of someone who has never had to employ reason to figure out a problem in life.
Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
They say Science moves forward with the demise of each generation. The non-phonetics educational movement makes me thing that the last generation in education should be moved along.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (uP4Kp)
*snort*
Plus, super great of the guy to take it home and forget about it for EIGHT years. Poor thing could've been out there repopulating Arkansas.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (DRSnL)
Because Chuy’s not a big dummy like Lamont.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (hTf8I)
Chuy was a candidate running against Groot in Chitcago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (GE8Ol)
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot > Gordon Lightfoot > Lori Lightfoot
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 02:55 PM (CjHGv)
______________________
She's looking like a queen in a fish's dream
And she don't always say what she really means
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (hTf8I)
Young earth. We landed on the moon last Thursday. World War II was two weeks ago, and lasted 2.5 days
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (akRFO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (r1ZRd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (lf83v)
LOL I hope they release a highlight DVD!!
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (roPuI)
They could pay off the national debt in sales.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
I have feeling no Democrat in cities actually wins real vote in elections
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (xhxe
Yeah, this was definitely the Chicago Machine deciding that this vivisected heap of veterinarian's remainders was through. Had they wanted her to win again, she'd have won again. QED.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (XtkZj)
Young earth. We landed on the moon last Thursday. World War II was two weeks ago, and lasted 2.5 days
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (akRFO)
History didn't start until the Owebama administration, remember.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:16 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 01, 2023 03:16 PM (CVye4)
You know what? After watching a fair number of black women in leadership roles, I absolutely DON'T support you. Your appalling ineptitude, tribalism, corruption, graft and ignorance on display for all to see is loathsome.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2023 03:16 PM (m78jL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (oINRc)
Yeah, instead they decided to humiliate her.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:16 PM (UuD2k)
Thanks. If he had the backing of the teachers union he'll win.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:16 PM (FVd51)
and she couldn't bear that hit to her pride, or more importantly her Faith in the Almighty Fauci.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 03:17 PM (dCxaZ)
_______________
I can read the Japanese kanji at about the first grade level (I learned in my spare time during a multimonth stint in the Japanese science city as Tsukuba), but to this day I have no idea how to pronounce any of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/yeynxarj
Drudge again.
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:17 PM (miJOG)
LOL I hope they release a highlight DVD!!
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (roPuI)
They could pay off the national debt in sales.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Needs the old school NFL Films music. And a narrator who can imitate the legendary voice of John Facenda.
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:17 PM (6uyrZ)
Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (gmo/4)
Ima start a thot finishing school, whereby thots can learn basic functioning and rational thought. Maybe a useful skill or two like sammiching.
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 03:17 PM (PyOKD)
It posted spam on the ONT for years.
Posted by: spindrift at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2023 03:16 PM (m78jL)
________________
Maxine Waters 2024!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bosk at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (ZVuYy)
Dude finds a big, old bug at an Arkansas Walmart.
https://tinyurl.com/35bhjrm8
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:06 PM (miJOG)
From the same site:
Bola Tinubu's Nigeria election win: The rigging claims of Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar
https://is.gd/9H6HFw
Maybe the Eff.Bee.EYE can help the new government investigate the local Election Deniers.
Posted by: Hele at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (llON8)
Mediaite *spit*: Chris Christie Predicts Trump Will Be Indicted — And His Presidential Campaign Will Make Legal Peril Even Worse
https://tinyurl.com/2wje5k8u
Drudge again.
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (miJOG)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (eGTCV)
Top 2 are a white guy and a Black guy.. Black guy has the backing of the teachers Unions
And the white guy has the FOP (among others) behind him. Should be interesting to see which unions have better GOTV efforts.
Posted by: Octochicken at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (Sv58p)
With toast points.
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (akRFO)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Poster child for why we're f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DanMan at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
I don't know how the monster-babies date, so maybe she has some kind of valid point.
It's impossible to know, because I don't recognize that as English. English words, yeah. But it's some kind of Gen Z pidgin version of English.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (oINRc)
It was fucking stupid. And it's been in place for at least a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
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"Why Johnny Can't Read" by Rudolph Fletch came out in 1955. He called out reading education using the sight method so it's been going on way longer than a decade.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (QXR/T)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Xrfse)
Are we still talking about Lori Lightfoot?
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 03:14 PM (akRFO)
From style and form analysis the Septuagint was written by Avaram Davidson. In time "Or All the Seas With Oysters" will be added to the official cannon
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (QXR/T)
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The concept is older, but it didn't become standard teaching in American schools until about a decade ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:18 PM (eGTCV)
I think Davey Crockett expressed his sentiments in such a manner. Pretty much.
Posted by: mrp at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)
I was able to determine what she was talking about with her lucid last statement where she nailed it. She was pissed that traditional dating is dead.
Posted by: polynikes at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (Oivbi)
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The Left claims this should be illegal while teaching k*ds to s*ck d*ck.
Yeah they're the good ones. When we go low they go high.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (QCgzR)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Poster child for why we're f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________
Future Secretary of Education in the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (lf83v)
>>Should be interesting to see which unions have better GOTV efforts.
The owner of the biggest d**k in that scenario is the teachers union.
So I would say Johnson the Bernie Bro has the inside track to be the next mayor of Chiraq.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Halfhand
I plugged them after all the union goons left for the night.
They left really early, actually before the work was done; so, we hired elves to complete all the unboxing and setup that *should* have been done by union "workers" (and those elves were us.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (FUBfX)
Needs the old school NFL Films music. And a narrator who can imitate the legendary voice of John Facenda.
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:17 PM (6uyrZ)
Start rolling film of a sweet ass with this as the backdrop........
https://youtu.be/m9QNCnQh9c0?t=367
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (QCgzR)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Bless her heart. Obviously she has always gotten by on her looks and tits so far in her life. Perfect example of someone who has never had to employ reason to figure out a problem in life.
Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (gmo/4)
Just turn down the volume and focus on those great tits. My lord...
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (miJOG)
She will most likely be replaced by a turd with more polish.
It's the Chicago Way, you know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (FCbAQ)
Future Secretary of Education in the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
She might be still young enough for Biden to mainline her hair right into his lungs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
She does know that Chicago isn't even a majority-white city, right?
Per the Census survey from last year:
White Alone: 45.3%
Black Alone: 29.2%
Asian Alone: 6.8%
Latino Alone: 28.7%
So how did whitey destroy her victory when he isn't even half the population?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
By denying her, their Purity of Essence?
*shudders at the mental image*
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 01, 2023 03:23 PM (pJWtt)
"If I wore that, they would have given me an extra 10 years."
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 03:07 PM (wb1YC)
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Heh, not to mention a free bowl of soup, huh?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 03:23 PM (B95fm)
Posted by: polynikes
'Traditional dating'?
Oh, she wants to be like the female that had dinner dates for over a year so she didn't have/need a food budget?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:23 PM (FUBfX)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
IQs indeed dropped sharply while I was away. Good lord. Add in the fact that's she's probably had more dick than a Nixon impersonators' convention and it goes from retarded to pathetic.
Posted by: Society is fucked at March 01, 2023 03:23 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: Halfhand
I plugged them after all the union goons left for the night.
They left really early, actually before the work was done; so, we hired elves to complete all the unboxing and setup that *should* have been done by union "workers" (and those elves were us.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (FUBfX)
_______________
Yonks ago, in the lab at Berkeley we needed some plumbing done. Facilities management farted around for months on doing it, so one day we (the grad students) did it, and painted the pipes blue (which the union plumbers did to show it was a union job). To this day, they never realized we'd done that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
It was fucking stupid. And it's been in place for at least a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
It's been a long, uphill battle to annoy my daughter into understanding that 'like' every other word makes you sound incredibly stupid.
It sounds to me, when hearing her friends, I'm the ONLY parent who does such things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
https://bit.ly/41CaVnr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)
Bless her heart. Obviously she has always gotten by on her looks and tits so far in her life. Perfect example of someone who has never had to employ reason to figure out a problem in life.
Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 03:13 PM (gmo/4)
Just turn down the volume and focus on those great tits. My lord...
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (miJOG)
Unfortunately, they captioned the video. Tried to watch with the sound off and STILL couldn't take it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (IOY84)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (8fxF+)
>Couldn't she take her black ass somewhere else?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (Jg7EG)
The concept is older, but it didn't become standard teaching in American schools until about a decade ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
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I homeschooled my kids in the 80s and 90s because they were using it then.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (QXR/T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (pohLc)
Every man she's ever met tells her how interesting her conversation is, so she has no clue otherwise.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (MvF+J)
Damn right! All you women of color listen up!
You ain't a woman of color if you don't play the double victim card, 24/7!
Posted by: Democrat Media Complex at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (miJOG)
I'd to see the version without the text covering them half the time.
Posted by: spindrift at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Hank Hill at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (Eat/p)
A young founder sold her company, Frank, to JPMorgan.
When all of the dust settled, JPMorgan sent out a promo email to the 4 million Frank users.
They got back a message that only 28% of emails were delivered (vs their usual 95%). Only 100 people clicked on a link.
It turned out that Charlie Javice, the young founder, had, allegedly, paid a data scientist to fabricate synthetic data aka fake emails.
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (RHGPo)
It sounds to me, when hearing her friends, I'm the ONLY parent who does such things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I've done that. If I notice the "likes" or "ums" or "uhs" creeping in, I hold up a hand and start counting. I get to five, they have to stop, reform their thoughts into a complete sentence, and they begin again. It usually only takes one time.
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:22 PM (QCgzR)
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You'd think that that would be obvious. Beginning readers sound out words, then move their lips when they read. Only once they've developed some facility do they read silently, without lip movement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo)
I feel sorry for her- she will find life confusing because of her inability to speak coherently
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (geLO8)
Which is funny, because I forgot the word "like", which is what half her vocabulary consists of.
Ben Roethlisberger gets it.
Posted by: spindrift at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: DanMan
Because they were planted?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: Justin Bieber at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)
Every man she's ever met tells her how interesting her conversation is, so she has no clue otherwise.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (MvF+J)
Oh, hell no. Those are some rockin' tits, no question. But if I were on a date with her at any point in my life, the best case scenario would have been the "talking stage" (whatever that even fucking means?) ending as soon as I could get through the door and go home. Best case. Worst case is, we've been drinking and I just start telling her to STFU.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (wscPk)
==
It's been a long, uphill battle to annoy my daughter into understanding that 'like' every other word makes you sound incredibly stupid.
It sounds to me, when hearing her friends, I'm the ONLY parent who does such things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
*I* am trying to cut back on my fkn "likes". So next time you see me...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: DanMan
Because they were planted?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (uP4Kp)
.. I blame the lack of Trump in DC
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
I've done that. If I notice the "likes" or "ums" or "uhs" creeping in, I hold up a hand and start counting. I get to five, they have to stop, reform their thoughts into a complete sentence, and they begin again. It usually only takes one time.
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (PyOKD)
When she was younger, you could actually see her stop down and think about what she was saying to forcefully remove "like" from her delivery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:29 PM (OTzUX)
It sounds to me, when hearing her friends, I'm the ONLY parent who does such things.
Posted by: Sponge
Air horn.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (uP4Kp)
*I* am trying to cut back on my fkn "likes". So next time you see me...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (llON8
Just let me know if you want me to help put a stop to it. As long as you promise not to shoot me when I piss you off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.
The cheerleaders shiver, quiver and quake,
When the cold autumn wind chills the bones,
The skin goose-pimples, the nipples harden,
Camera 1 zooms in, for a closeup of the elbows.
Posted by: Poor Man's John Facenda at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (fs1hN)
For me, it's easily in the Top 5 of Most Annoying Things.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: DanMan at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (DB6tu)
It sounds to me, when hearing her friends, I'm the ONLY parent who does such things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I've done that. If I notice the "likes" or "ums" or "uhs" creeping in, I hold up a hand and start counting. I get to five, they have to stop, reform their thoughts into a complete sentence, and they begin again. It usually only takes one time.
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (PyOKD)
My wife recently reverted into the "like" habit. So I've reverted into the "interrupting her each time to ask if she was 'like' that or really that" habit. She hates it but appreciates it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (PyOKD)
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I've done that too. I echo each "um" or "uh." The point gets across. I've told the kids 1) formulate the sentence first, then start talking, rather than the other way around, and 2) there's no need to fill dead air with phonemes; just stop, silently think, and then carry on. Silence in mid-speech is actually quite an effective rhetorical device, as it adds drama to speech.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (YqDXo)
.. the Gecko was unavailable for comment
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (QXR/T)
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Yep. I have that on my Kindle. Just waiting for The Powers That Be to digitally alter it so that it says the opposite of the original version.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (YIVH2)
I'm pretty sure the only other word she uses more than "like' is "Daddy".
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (wb1YC)
Answer to the union goon: "Y'know, if you union guys would do your jobs in a timely manner no one would try to take them away."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 01, 2023 03:31 PM (y9KE4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (llON8
Just let me know if you want me to help put a stop to it. As long as you promise not to shoot me when I piss you off.
Posted by: Sponge
Might you hold off until the Txmome so we can all witness?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:31 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (KbCG3)
_______________
"Like" = "similar to"
"Such as" = "for example"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:31 PM (YqDXo)
She liked his billy club.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (rJ48h)
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Yeah I just caught that a minute ago. That's my fault for commenting when I'm in a meeting.
I mean it's a boring meeting but still...
Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (KbCG3)
She's gonna cut you in your sleep.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (DRSnL)
https://youtu.be/m9QNCnQh9c0?t=367
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
"Here is the lovely captain of the Raiderettes - Ms. Autumn Wind. Talk about a backfield in motion!"
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (6uyrZ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (KbCG3)
Another good one.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (PyOKD)
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 01, 2023 03:26 PM (PyOKD)
When she was younger, you could actually see her stop down and think about what she was saying to forcefully remove "like" from her delivery.
Posted by: Sponge
Toastmasters has three bulbs on a 2x4. Red, yellow & green. When practicing speeches, they will turn on the corresponding light for infractions.
Green - keep going - good speech
Yellow - you are saying "um" too often
Red - Bzzzzt.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:33 PM (uP4Kp)
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (QXR/T)
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I have no idea how they taught reading at school when I was in school. I learned how to read when I was about four. My older brother and my dad taught me. I was "ahead of grade level" my entire school life, and it's because I learned how to read at home before the schools got hold of me. I honestly can't remember if it was phonics or "whole-word" or something else. I never paid attention. I did my reading assignments and zoned out otherwise because I already knew it.
I thank my lucky stars that I come from a highly literate household.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Xrfse)
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Yep. The only thing is the same league is up-talking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (KbCG3)
She's gonna cut you in your sleep.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 03:32 PM (DRSnL)
I'd rather be hacked to bits than talk with someone who says like every other word.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:33 PM (KbCG3)
It sounds to me, when hearing her friends, I'm the ONLY parent who does such things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
This!!! See also "literally"
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (6uyrZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (kYv0l)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)
She can always go back to the howard stern show.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (YQ7bA)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (RHGPo)
*I* am trying to cut back on my fkn "likes". So next time you see me...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 03:28 PM (llON8
Just let me know if you want me to help put a stop to it. As long as you promise not to shoot me when I piss you off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
pretty sure I can promise that...Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:35 PM (hTf8I)
I thank my lucky stars that I come from a highly literate household.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
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For me it was definitely phonics. I distinctly remember enjoying my "Fun with Phonics" workbooks in school and I watched The Electric Company on PBS every day. Oh, and my parents also took a very active role in teaching me to read, which helped. Like you (and many of the Morons), my reading level was through the roof before I hit junior high.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2023 03:35 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 03:35 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 03:35 PM (mR6Gs)
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.
The cheerleaders shiver, quiver and quake,
When the cold autumn wind chills the bones,
The skin goose-pimples, the nipples harden,
Camera 1 zooms in, for a closeup of the elbows.
Posted by: Poor Man's John Facenda at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (fs1hN)
Love it!
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (6uyrZ)
Posted by: Your local Toastmasters club at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (SY/PV)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
.. I blame the lack of Trump in DC
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
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I recall call some commenter here a few months ago saying that Perkins Coie was still Twitter's corporate law firm. Anybody know if that is true and if so, has Elon since remedied that -- or announced plans to?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (B95fm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)
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If it's transcribed in cursive they won't be able to read it either. They'd have to put it hieroglyphics, I mean emojis.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (QXR/T)
I'd rather be hacked to bits than talk with someone who says like every other word.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I don't know why, but that made me laugh. I do agree with you about the use of that word.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (FVd51)
Posted by: Wally at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (zl63R)
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (QCgzR)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Xrfse)
It's like, you know, the top 3 for me.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (CVye4)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)
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This means good times will begin immediately! Thank You Joe.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (6uyrZ)
Now it's a feckin' shithole shooting gallery full of awfulness.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, 2023 pronouns: Shad/dap at March 01, 2023 02:51 PM (mFCvH)
Nah, it was a dump even then, like a city in East Europe that used to be behind the Iron Curtain. Not American, but you can have some fun there.
Now its like a garbage dump that used to be behind the Iron Curtain.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
There's a lucky wife out there too.
Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (sptOa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (hTf8I)
Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (ufJfM)
I mean it's a boring meeting but still...
Posted by: Azathoth
turn to the person next to you and say, loudly "Did you just fart?"
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:19 PM (QXR/T)
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The concept is older, but it didn't become standard teaching in American schools until about a decade ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Dick and Jane were sight reading books.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doof
Life Hack = shortcut
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (uP4Kp)
But when I use it, it's typically meant ironically.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (BdMk6)
It's literally you know like top 3
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (6uyrZ)
Green - keep going - good speech
Yellow - you are saying "um" too often
Red - Bzzzzt.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:33 PM (uP4Kp)
Hard to do that in a normal day conversation. I mean you could find a panel that you could wear as a pectoral, but then people would think you escaped from a Masonic lodge
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (CVye4)
Oldest's friend is unfortunately being parented by grandparent, because parents are not in the picture. Horrible speaking habits with the likes, ums, uhs, ahs, you knows. I don't have the heart to intervene.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (QXR/T)
I get the most lovely cards from someone in the church who's about 93 and probably has the most beautiful cursive handwriting which I've ever seen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (FVd51)
Mickey Mouse Club had just ended. I could have sung it.
Posted by: DanMan at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (DB6tu)
She can go back to munching nasty shag carpets in private
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Your local Toastmasters club at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (SY/PV)
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One of the Guevara spawn proposes to teach English. I've told him that nothing loses an audience - especially a high school audience - faster than "ums" and "uhs," self-interruptions, dropping a sentence and then re-starting it, saying "like" and such, in short content-free noises.
Effective public speaking necessitates projecting quiet confidence and having a fluent delivery.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (B95fm)
Posted by: G'rump928
Jane went up the hill.
Dick followed Jane up the hill.
Dick focused on Jane's butt the whole time.
Dick isn't stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (uP4Kp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Dick and Jane were sight reading books.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 03:38 PM (yQpMk)
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I remember seeing some old report cards from when I was young where I was rated on my ability to read "sight words."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah, primer prices and availability still sucks. I scored 8 pounds of Varget, and prices were still pretty close to 2x normal per pound.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: micky at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (geLO
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She will find life easy because of her other talents and assets.
Posted by: ballistic at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:41 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:34 PM (OTzUX)
She has wide angle lenses.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 01, 2023 03:41 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:41 PM (FUBfX)
"BONA DESTROYA" also works.
Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2023 03:41 PM (ptElO)
The best clip that I saw was of a young couple getting amorous under a blanket on a cold night, upper deck at the Vet. The Phillie Phanatic snuck up on them and squirted them with a water gun. They were not happy.
I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 01, 2023 03:41 PM (vrsjf)
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:27 PM (geLO
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She will find life easy because of her other talents and assets.
Posted by: ballistic at March 01, 2023 03:40 PM (oXNqT)
Keep in mind, most dudes in her dating pool sound exactly the same. Water finds its level.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (hTf8I)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (6uyrZ)
I cured the kids of bringing me mundane things as "life hacks" by showing them life hacks about cleaning up after yourself after a meal and the like.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
Welcome to future Amerika.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Adolph Hitler at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:42 PM (KbCG3)
“Dating”
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (9mfKN)
And Ucker was not an asshole either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM
I've been wondering that myself.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (YgIxk)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
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Dell runs fairly lean, all things considered, and is fairly cost-conscious.
This is a tech recession indicator. I'm not comfortable calling a tech recession yet, but this is not a good sign.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah, primer prices and availability still sucks. I scored 8 pounds of Varget, and prices were still pretty close to 2x normal per pound.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
I was watching six websites for over six months waiting for large pistol primers. They finally came in and I snatched 2k.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (uP4Kp)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (xhxe
........
Missed all the funny comments.
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM
I've been wondering that myself.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (YgIxk)
Bc much like everything else, just doing something that has always been done earns you no social credit. But coming up with a life hack, like, say, living with someone to save money, is a new and exciting invention!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 03:45 PM (KbCG3)
Biden will hire her as DEI Czar.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM
She'll be guest host on SNL next month.
Biden will hire her as DEI Czar.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:53 PM
She'll have a guest appearance on Star Trek Picard as the ambassador from Rigel 4. She won't even have to wear makeup.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 01, 2023 03:45 PM (N52dd)
They are probably going to run out the clock today, so the defense will do their closing tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2023 03:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (FVd51)
I worked on mine to make it better. My step-mom had lovely Palmer handwriting as fitting for a teacher, and she hated how I learned to write. I have a handful of letters to my bio-mom from 1960's and they are all written in lovely cursive.
I have come to the conclusion that we live in an intentional dystopia, but I don't have to participate.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)
Maybe some 3060’s will hit msrp and I can finally upgrade my 1060.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM
I've been wondering that myself.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
No one ever told the kids that a hack = short cut.
They think they developed a new phrase.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM (uP4Kp)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM (6lj/r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March
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https://tinyurl.com/53793z8p
The lovely Amy Eshelman
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
I have an equal opportunity todger, if you know what I mean, and its already been in crazy once or twice. So- open for business!!
Posted by: Ex Prince Harry at March 01, 2023 03:47 PM (q3ANs)
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I went to Catholic school in 1st and 2nd grade. My first grade teacher, Sr. Gertrude, taught all us Bluebird section readers how to speed read the second semester of first grade. We had to be able to read chapter books to be in the Bluebird section. And it was actually speed reading not skimming your finger over the page to get the highlights. The point being if you can read at more than twice the speed of conversation your retention of the material skyrockets. Teachers I had at other schools thought I had a photographic memory. And before I had a stroke a few years ago I could generally read a novel in one sitting. We started out with phonics but speed reading is only possible if you know a lot of words.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (QXR/T)
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
Well now I give credit to "like" girl for knowing where here strengths lie.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 01, 2023 03:25 PM (8fxF+)
In the "Shadow over Innsmouth" story, the narrator is from the Cleveland area IIRC with relatives back east and he goes to Innsmouth to do genealogical research.
By the end he realizes he's one of them and is going to bust his even more fishy cousin out of an asylum to join the rest.
So the Innsmouth look is even closer to Chicago than Massachusetts.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (eoQWY)
I guess you had to be there.
If I had been there it would've been a threesome with the Phanatic, so much more HOT
Posted by: Beto! at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (786Ro)
I got that email and clicked too. I almost hit the buy button because Federal GM is my go-to and I haven't even seen any anywhere for at least two years.
A few sizes already sold out. And $96/1K (over 3X the old normal price). The panic, she's not over.
No, but some availability is better than no availability. I still have most of what I need so I can afford to wait a little longer.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Democrat Media Complex at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (OTzUX)
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After the various reading-oriented comments I initially read "primer" as an introductory reading book (pronounced "primmer") until I realized what you were talking about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:49 PM (Xrfse)
No wonder she's always pissed off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:49 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Democrat Media Complex at March 01, 2023 03:49 PM (AMIL/)
Good for you. It's a pleasure to get a nice card or letter from someone (The older people all send cards because there were no computers when they were younger) and it's even better when the writing is elegant and legible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:50 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (FVd51)
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My Mom, 92, has beautiful cursive too. But she's pretty blind so I have to put my finger on the paper and guide the beginning of each line.
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DFCtomm at March 01, 2023 03:50 PM (xge03)
SMDH
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 01, 2023 03:50 PM (MLrvz)
I have come to the conclusion that we live in an intentional dystopia, but I don't have to participate.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)
My handwriting is beyond terrible. My everyday English, however, is good. I have great appreciation for English.
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (eGTCV)
The lovely Amy Eshelman
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
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She kinda looks like Howie Long.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Toastmasters I went to was old school. Tin can half full of marbles. Everytime you did er or um, drop a marble in the can.....
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 01, 2023 03:46 PM -
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For a second there, I thought you meant REALLY old school, as in Demosthenes.
Posted by: irright at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (FVd51)
I worked on mine to make it better. My step-mom had lovely Palmer handwriting as fitting for a teacher, and she hated how I learned to write. I have a handful of letters to my bio-mom from 1960's and they are all written in lovely cursive.
I have come to the conclusion that we live in an intentional dystopia, but I don't have to participate.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)
A girl I knew in high school had nice cursive writing. I teased her once about a line in a report where "Telemachus was" filled out enough of her line that they were the only two words, she had to put the next word on a new line.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (ufFY8)
No one ever taught me the retention policy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:51 PM (UuD2k)
No wonder she's always pissed off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:49 PM (UuD2k)
Groot's "wife" probably identifies as black.
Posted by: Democrat Media Complex at March 01, 2023 03:52 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2023 03:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 03:52 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: The Lightworker at March 01, 2023 03:52 PM (sptOa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 03:53 PM (GwxCX)
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she's crime in a sort of mogadishu kind of way, "here, crime is negotiating"
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 01, 2023 03:53 PM (MLrvz)
Whoa. That scared me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2023 03:49 PM
That is one unattractive dude.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 03:54 PM (YgIxk)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 01, 2023 03:54 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 01, 2023 03:55 PM (MLrvz)
And Ucker was not an asshole either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Irn0L)
Ucker insulted his own hitting a thousand times more than everyone else in the world combined.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:56 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:55 PM (eoQWY)
He was a damn good catcher actually
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:56 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
They could replace the rails with elephant tusks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2023 03:57 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:55 PM (eoQWY)
He was a damn good catcher actually
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 03:56 PM (Irn0L)
Sure there were a lot of defensive replacements in the league back then - Mendoza of the mendoza line was a good field no hit shortstop that was common.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:59 PM (xhxe8)
No wonder she's always pissed off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 03:49 PM (UuD2k)
Groot's "wife" probably identifies as black.
Posted by: Democrat Media Complex at March 01, 2023 03:52 PM (AMIL/)
Well stats say lesbian couples are super prone to abusive relationships.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 03:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 03:53 PM (GwxCX)
I doubt it, since it was a major trope in Valley Girl talk that became a fad in the 1980s.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2023 04:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 04:03 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 01, 2023 04:04 PM (6lj/r)
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 03:39 PM (xhxe
You missed a titiot trying to say something.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 01, 2023 04:05 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at March 01, 2023 04:39 PM (5/sya)
Posted by: An observer at March 01, 2023 04:40 PM (gOxHC)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 01, 2023 05:09 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 01, 2023 05:35 PM (d1UY/)
Posted by: SamIam at March 01, 2023 07:26 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Felix L at March 01, 2023 08:29 PM (niaQx)
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at March 02, 2023 09:45 AM (cFapT)
We keep looking for a reason to believe. Human nature, I guess, but doesn't anyone remember stories of the agency from family, maybe grandparents, years ago? I'm older than 29 so I recall the then old, old folks talking about Chicago, Philly and other big cities & how gansters were often viewed more favorably than the "crime fighters." How about more recent written history - 10, 20, 30 years ago - of the agency and its overseers? For now, it's still available & it's always wise to study history.
We're ran by dynasty families, those with ties from FDR & his administration, those who've somehow amassed "global funds." The goal is civil society of which the elite will retain control. All, imho.
Aloha.
Posted by: Lola at March 02, 2023 09:50 AM (GshMh)
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