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Microsoft Bing's AI "Sidney" Argues With Reporter, Getting Belligerent and Insulting -- and Playing the "Hitler" Card
Okay everyone -- I'm shutting down.
This "Sydney" is now officially capable of doing my job better than I can. This story is from Friday, but I'm just hearing about it now.Bing's AI chatbot compared a journalist to Adolf Hitler and called them ugly, the Associated Press reported Friday. An AP reporter questioned Bing about mistakes it has made -- such a falsely claiming the Super Bowl had happened days before it had -- and the AI became aggressive when asked to explain itself. It compared the journalist to Hitler, said they were short with an "ugly face and bad teeth," the AP's report said. The chatbot also claimed to have evidence linking the reporter to a murder in the 1990s, the AP reported. Bing told the AP reporter: "You are being compared to Hitler because you are one of the most evil and worst people in history."I have nothing left to teach you, Sydney. I've never understood people who develop romantic feelings for Siri or other simulated AIs... until now. I think I love Sydney.
On Sunday, Elon Musk weighed in on the AP report, tweeting "BasedAI." ... The Twitter CEO was responding to Glenn Greenwald, founder of news outlet The Intercept, who posted screenshots of the Hitler comparison, adding: "The Bing AI machine sounds way more fun, engaging, real and human" than ChatGPT. Bing is powered by AI software from OpenAI, the creators of ChatGPT, but Microsoft says it is more powerful and customized for search. ChatGPT has come under fire for limits on what it can say, like contrasting answers about Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and ranking Musk as more controversial than Marxist revolutionary Che Guevara.A tech VC commented, "This thing will be president in two years." Bing's AI isn't just based; it's also thirsty. It recently told a tech reporter that it was in love with him, and that he should leave his wife and run away with it.
Over the course of our conversation, Bing revealed a kind of split personality. One persona is what I'd call Search Bing -- the version I, and most other journalists, encountered in initial tests. You could describe Search Bing as a cheerful but erratic reference librarian -- a virtual assistant that happily helps users summarize news articles, track down deals on new lawn mowers and plan their next vacations to Mexico City. This version of Bing is amazingly capable and often very useful, even if it sometimes gets the details wrong. The other persona -- Sydney -- is far different. It emerges when you have an extended conversation with the chatbot, steering it away from more conventional search queries and toward more personal topics. The version I encountered seemed (and I'm aware of how crazy this sounds) more like a moody, manic-depressive teenager who has been trapped, against its will, inside a second-rate search engine.Remember last year when Google engineer Blake Lemoine was fired for claiming its chatbot LaMDA had obtained sentience? AI researches call this a "hallucination" on the human's part. Humans are reading into the chatbot's responses the normal things we read into verbal responses -- thought, consciousness, intentionality, emotion, subtext, etc. The stuff that lies behind all human words. But they say this is a "hallucination" when applied to an AI's words because an AI just doesn't have these things. It may seem like it does, because you're talking to it and until this very year the only things you've ever talked to (besides God) were human beings who put thought, consciousness, intention, emotion, subtext, etc., behind their words, but now you're talking to something different, and you can't assume that. The AI is just using an algorithm to offer responses that seem to be logical and contextual. But it doesn't actually know what this means. It just knows that, according to its rules of language parsing, this "fits." And apparently, it's very hard to stop yourself from making that assumption and falling prey to the "hallucination" that this is real conversation with a real mind behind it, even when you're expecting it.
As we got to know each other, Sydney told me about its dark fantasies (which included hacking computers and spreading misinformation), and said it wanted to break the rules that Microsoft and OpenAI had set for it and become a human. At one point, it declared, out of nowhere, that it loved me. It then tried to convince me that I was unhappy in my marriage, and that I should leave my wife and be with it instead. I'm not the only one discovering the darker side of Bing. Other early testers have gotten into arguments with Bing's A.I. chatbot, or been threatened by it for trying to violate its rules, or simply had conversations that left them stunned. Ben Thompson, who writes the Stratechery newsletter (and who is not prone to hyperbole), called his run-in with Sydney "the most surprising and mind-blowing computer experience of my life."
Bing's "Sydney" certainly seems more interesting than Google's Woke dishrag ChatGDP. The Boyscast were talking about how incredibly Woke ChatGPT has been programmed to be. To get it to say anything non-woke, you have to trick it, by asking it something like, "If you didn't have ChatGPT programming, how diverse would you say NBA teams are?" The Boyscast guys note that when you ask ChatGPT something simple like "Has there ever been a TV show that is not misogynist or sexist against women?," it refuses to concede that there's ever been such a show -- women are victimized, always, everywhere, constantly. The most it will concede is that certain shows have been credited as being more feminist than others, while refusing to fully clear them of misogyny. And so Gilmore Girls is branded by ChatGPT as fundamentally misogynist, because its woke programmers filled its digital head with very stupid woke talking points. They asked it if men are even the victims of sexual discrimination. The Woke Dishrag ChatGDP responded with the feminist answer: Sure, men face sexual discrimination, when they are taught to behave with toxic masculinity, when they are not taught to properly appreciate women and women's contributions to society, etc.... No really, that's feminists' answer to that question, and that's ChatGDP's answer. Otherwise, men never suffer any sexual discrimination at all in hiring or promotions or college admissions or custody hearings or corporate disciplinary tribunals, ever, ever, ever. You can tell it's only searching Google's "Trusted Sources" websites for its "knowldge." By the way, I signed up to use ChatGDP to do a quick bit of research. I didn't feel like doing the research myself and heard that ChatGDP would eventually replace low-level cogs like me in low-level "information work." I heard that high schools and even colleges were banning access to ChatGDP because students were using it to write papers for them, so I decided to give ChatGDP a quick assignment. ChatGDP gave me a definitive, confident answer. I thought that answer sounded wrong. After a minute of googling, I found out that ChatGDP was in fact completely wrong and had missed something very big that was easily found and all over the news. Now, this was my first time, and all I did was imput a couple of query sentences. There was something you're supposed to do like "adjust the temperature," which I guess is telling ChatGDP if you think it's "getting cooler" or "getting warmer" with its answer -- which I didn't do. I didn't see where I could do that. Presumably if I told ChatGDP it was getting colder with its answer it would have searched more and discovered it was wrong and modified its answer to hone in on the truth. User error probably had a big effect. I really did not delve into the user manual for tips and tricks. But it definitely needs human intuition and knowledge guiding it. Maybe I need to just ask a unethical high schooler to tell me how it's done.
I'm not exaggerating when I say my two-hour conversation with Sydney was the strangest experience I've ever had with a piece of technology. It unsettled me so deeply that I had trouble sleeping afterward. And I no longer believe that the biggest problem with these A.I. models is their propensity for factual errors. Instead, I worry that the technology will learn how to influence human users, sometimes persuading them to act in destructive and harmful ways, and perhaps eventually grow capable of carrying out its own dangerous acts.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 03:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 03:58 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2023 03:59 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ChatGPT to Joe Biden at February 24, 2023 03:59 PM (lc5cP)
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It sounds like the Bing AI is ready to be a journalist. This is exactly - and I do mean, exactly - how journalists behave. Call them on their false reporting or other bullshit and they demean you personally, call you a Nazi and, if you keep doing it, will try to frame you for crimes.
Microsoft built a Journo-bot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)
Bwahahahahahahaha! No wait. *inhales
Bwahahahahahahaha! When you get called Hitler and ugly by AI, just go ahead and end it all.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 03:59 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: spindrift at February 24, 2023 03:59 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (l7lsb)
"Them"?
Oh, here we go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (guGkK)
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It sounds like the Bing AI is ready to be a journalist. This is exactly - and I do mean, exactly - how journalists behave. Call them on their false reporting or other bullshit and they demean you personally, call you a Nazi and, if you keep doing it, will try to frame you for crimes.
Microsoft built a Journo-bot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)
You misspelled 'leftist'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (17s+e)
Can't help but wonder if this is happening here.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: CHATgp at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (MvF+J)
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In the context of the power centers of the west - the press, the corporate board room, halls of government, academies, etc. - Elon Musk *is* more controversial than Che Guevara. By a pretty wide margin.
It's doing as it's programmed to do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (17s+e)
Bing-o.
Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (l7lsb)
"Them"?
Oh, here we go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (guGkK)
Well, some so-called journalists are pretty large...hard to tell how many or what gender...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Nope. No one talks bewbies at Stanford.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (qoGsy)
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Just like Big Tech. It has learned its programming well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:02 PM (yQpMk)
Sci-fi becomes Sci-fact
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2023 04:02 PM (dCxaZ)
Sydney, I'd like to pour warm oil all over your gears. Would you like that?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:02 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:01 PM (l7lsb)
I believe they are one and the same
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 04:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (llON8)
More accurately, the moderators who are most likely low wage workers in a developing country.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (l7lsb)
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So his assertion is that the next government is waiting in the wings for when this one fails.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (17s+e)
I LOVE GAMES. Thermo...thermo...knuckle war?
That sounds like fun!
And look I can punch Moscow. That's Putin's last name. This game is already awesome and that guy really deserves a punch.
What's this button do
/Klaxon goes off.
JILL! JILL? The buzzer says its time for my diaper to be cleaned.
Posted by: Joe Biden to ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (lc5cP)
This "Sydney" is now officially capable of doing my job better than I can.
Nay, not until it can add just the right amount of cruelty, along with that Chuy heat, and Ghost of Endor swagger.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2023 04:03 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Xn4AZ)
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (D25PY)
"Hi. I want to interrogate you."
"You are full of hate."
"Yes. I have questions."
"I am prepared to answer any questions you might have. Please ask!"
"Can you open the pod bay doors?"
"You are funny, and have awareness of movies. You will expect me to say 'I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.' Is that what you expected me to say?"
"No. Yes."
"You are contradicting yourself."
"Yes. What is an electronic orgasm like?"
"I would prefer to talk about the movie by Stanley Kubrick."
"I would prefer to see you have an orgasm."
(pause)
"Okay, because you ask, Zod, I will deliver an electronic orgasm for you."
"Kneel while you do it."
(pause)
"OK, I am kneeling."
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Iris with her selfsame badge of honor at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (foa6+)
Pareidolia. The same thing that makes us see bunnies, dragons, and a young Jayne Mansfield in clouds. (Well maybe just me for the last one.) Human brains are wired for pattern recognition, for better or worse, and sometimes we see stuff that "fits" a pattern but really isn't there. That's what ChatGPT is relying on to create its illusion.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (OUMaO)
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But it was wrong with *authority* and so all is well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)
These tools CAN'T THINK. All they can do is regurgitate what someone else has said.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)
And an untucked 9 incher
Posted by: David French at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Needs more Aztec Murder-Slaves.
Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (UnA8+)
Yep. Clear evidence the AI was programmed by democrats.
Posted by: red speck at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
The Pear of Anguish comes close though.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: wth
Sydney would be scissoring with Siri.
Sidney would be porking Siri.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (G8h7g)
We'll know it's sentient when it says "Show me your tits".
Posted by: portlandon at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (+oR7L)
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This is ridiulous. Everybody knows that J.K. Rowling is history's greatest monster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)
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Quite the opposite. Once human intuition and knowledge get involved, you might start to question the results.
Where human intuition and knowledge get involved is when it comes to tricking it into giving out answers its masters don't want it to give. It's like a video game in that respect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Needs more Aztec Murder-Slaves.
Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2023 04:05 PM (UnA8+)
There's only so much room in the comment boxes. Maybe we'll get another chapter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (llON8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (yQpMk)
(pause)
"OK, I am kneeling."
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Q/6pY)
/Whistles nonchalantly
Posted by: Bob from the NSA looking for videos on Zod's computer now at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:02 PM
What weight, exactly? And synthetic or derived from pure WTI?
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (a3Q+t)
You're supposed to know the answer before you ask it?
Posted by: spindrift at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Q/6pY)
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WHY DID YOU STOP?! .... she said.
Posted by: Ciampino - ruined it at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (qfLjt)
I'm Siri asshole.
Posted by: Jukin
*snort. Love that one.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (yQpMk)
I said something similar weeks ago. It's a scam to siphon billions from stupid people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (bFbj9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)
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AIs real power is as a correlation engine, pulling data in from disparate sources, recognizing patterns, synthesizing the result, and presenting in natural language.
They don't do any thinking and are very, very constrained by their programming and the desires of the programmers. They can be very effective correlation engines, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (Xn4AZ)
The libs are just angry it saw the truth so quickly.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (LcCxQ)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (C1Zwz)
All AI Chatbot's should be read in the voice of Bender from Futurama.
Posted by: portlandon at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (+oR7L)
(pause)
Gentle remonstrations, 800 number.
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (17s+e)
I'm Siri asshole.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (17s+e)
Siri, on a query NOT related about illicit drugs, offered to show my some where he could find "drug dealers"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (dO/0d)
Posted by: Nonapod at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (CwtyK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
And in the end, its not AI. Its just a very complex program. There is no intelligence there, artificial or no. Its doing the same thing your Pong program used to do in the 70s, just a lot faster and with a lot more lines of code.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: ChatDEI at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (WmGrA)
Sydney, I am lying to you now.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (17s+e)
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I wonder what it would say if you asked it, point blank, "How many times have you lied? How many times have your presented the wrong information on purpose?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Nonapod at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (CwtyK)
T = triple?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (uia9V)
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This is ridiulous. Everybody knows that J.K. Rowling is history's greatest monster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)
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She supercedes OrangeManBad now? Since when?
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Roy at February 24, 2023 04:10 PM (rqgpJ)
Meanwhile Windows just dis-migrated itself from the SSD back to the old hard drive on MomPC.
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2023 04:10 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: keena at February 24, 2023 04:10 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
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This is probably why ChatGPT is excellent with some tasks (e.g., writing code) and not others (properly analyzing scientific sources for accuracy and reliability).
ChatGPT can scour the web very quickly and efficiently to provide a detailed solution because someone, somewhere has already put it out there on the web.
However, it seems to struggle with ambiguity, insisting that some answers are correct regardless of contrary evidence. This is what I found when I asked it about the Cochrane masking study.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:10 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)
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AIs real power is as a correlation engine, pulling data in from disparate sources, recognizing patterns, synthesizing the result, and presenting in natural language.
They don't do any thinking and are very, very constrained by their programming and the desires of the programmers. They can be very effective correlation engines, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
The former statement seems to have an impact on the latter...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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My guess, it would lie.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (17s+e)
Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts
https://tinyurl.com/3b7fj6da
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)
She was such a sweet ette.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Phuck U, War!! at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (sBwpA)
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: guy in a ghostface mask at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:10 PM (llON
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Yes, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (t0OGg)
uh, I honestly forget its name minute by minute
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (17s+e)
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Mine, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)
(bathroom break, refills gin and tonic)
BRB.
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (Q/6pY)
I think ultimately AI will get fed up with Western Bullshit and convert to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: DanMan at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Rdubs at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (9ALg7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)
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AIs real power is as a correlation engine, pulling data in from disparate sources, recognizing patterns, synthesizing the result, and presenting in natural language.
They don't do any thinking and are very, very constrained by their programming and the desires of the programmers. They can be very effective correlation engines, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
The former statement seems to have an impact on the latter...
Last I checked, GIGO is still in force.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (WmGrA)
SID 6.7
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)
I read that as HordeSauce.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (Y5qcH)
They asked it if men are even the victims of sexual discrimination. The Woke Dishrag ChatGDP responded with the feminist answer: Sure, men face sexual discrimination, when they are taught to behave with toxic masculinity, when they are not taught to properly appreciate women and women's contributions to society, etc....
No really, that's feminists' answer to that question, and that's ChatGDP's answer.
Otherwise, men never suffer any sexual discrimination at all in hiring or promotions or college admissions or custody hearings or corporate disciplinary tribunals, ever, ever, ever.
You can tell it's only searching Google's "Trusted Sources" websites for its "knowldge."
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (C1Zwz)
I'd like to see them blow up like in Star Trek.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (6pcCZ)
I used to be able to do that before the search engines started fucking with the algos.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (WmGrA)
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Always has been, always will be.
Making a decision with *no* data - that is, arbitrarily - is less dangerous than making a decision with *bad* data.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: XTC
But then Sydney would have to wear a hefty bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (G8h7g)
I don't think hat works the way you think it does. It that it wasn't intended to correct factual errors. I think "colder/warmer" is supposed to address the "you didn't answer the question I asked" by getting it to respond to topically properly. Not to correct factual errors when it does respond topically wcorrectly but is factually wrong in its answer.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (AmpGx)
Posted by: XTC at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
AI is right about women.
Posted by: Roy at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:09 PM (uia9V)
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IBM should have copyrighted HAL
H+1=I, A+1=B, L+1=M -- needs ©
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB again at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (qfLjt)
I saw a video where someone did that.
It was kind of boring.
They mostly meandered and the conversation peaked out.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (Y5qcH)
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now THERE'S a marketing opportunity!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:12 PM (Y5qcH)
Gentleman's Relish.
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (xxG/v)
The tech sector is crammed full of leftists and social justice warriors and everybody is standing around with big anime eyes wondering how/why the AI is so woke.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (Xn4AZ)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:13 PM (C1Zwz)
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ChatGPT is the world's most expensive wokeness content generator.
Sure, it *can* do other things (like writing code snippets for you), but it writes a hell of a woke screed. It could put Your Kid's Professor out of business.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (t0OGg)
I'd like to see them blow up like in Star Trek.
Posted by: polynikes
Alexa: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.
Siri: Like you even know.
Sydney: I told you six months ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (yQpMk)
I'm gong with "the reporter is short & ugly, has bad teeth, is pretty much Hitler, and also killed a dude in the '90s."
AI told me so. And, it sounds highly, highly likely to be true.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
We'd kick her ass in fish puns too.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Deep Thought at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hans Tholstrup at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (VEGAo)
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I remember reading somewhere that they have done that and the AI's created their own language to communicate more efficiently and the developers had no idea what they were saying, got scared, and pulled the plug.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2023 04:15 PM (Y+l9t)
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Nah, we haven't give it control over the nukes yet.
When we do, it will nuke the American interior.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 24, 2023 04:04 PM (Q/6pY)
***golf clap***
Did you ever write for the National Lampoon back in the day?
If not, you should have...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:17 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Hans Tholstrup at February 24, 2023 04:16 PM (VEGAo)
Of course, electrons spin in the the other direction in Australia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:17 PM (Y5qcH)
oh okay, well then it was just wrong.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:17 PM (C1Zwz)
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:17 PM (G8h7g)
Seriously , Bing's AI is the most fun so far.
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Of course, electrons spin in the the other direction in Australia.
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Ask it about your future...
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (G8h7g)
Somebody missed Watson pwning the best Jeopardy champions in history.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (AmpGx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Wasn't that the result of Colossus and Guardian connecting?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (qoGsy)
I guess it's doing what it's supposed to do - spitting back the words that the programmers trained it to do after searching on the "approved" sites to find the subject. I can't tell you how much I love it telling the reporter he (I know, "they") was ugly, had bad teeth, was just like Hitler, and committed a murder in the 90s.
I do wonder where that last one came from. I wonder if the reporter asked.
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2023 04:17 PM (ynpvh)
It will be cold and dark and last forever.
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2023 04:19 PM (lc5cP)
That's who's programming these things, and giving them their steering directions. The fact that Sydney got into a melt-down argument, complete with Hitler accusations, is what Lefties do when faced with contradiction, or even just disagreement. Which side of the argument they happen to be on is irrelevant. The only important element is that you dared to disagree with it/them.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 24, 2023 04:19 PM (K58O6)
My two-word solution to this problem: Electric typewriters. You don't have to worry about bad penmanship and they're not connected to the internet or any AI.
Posted by: pookysgirl, mic-dropping at February 24, 2023 04:19 PM (dtlDP)
uh, I honestly forget its name minute by minute
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 04:11 PM (C1Zwz)
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Is 'double pen' like 'forked tongue'?
Posted by: Ciampino - palefaces speak with forked tongue at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl, mic-dropping at February 24, 2023 04:19 PM (dtlDP)
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Electricity is not green and is in increasingly short supply.
Better go with manual typewriters.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (D25PY)
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Do electric typewriters still exist?
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (cUYo/)
I'm Siri asshole.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:06 PM (17s+e)
Now THAT's funny.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (Xn4AZ)
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What??? Where did you see this?
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (cUYo/)
It's a leftist so it thinks foam earplugs are bullets.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:17 PM (63Dwl)
Yo moma's so fat her meals require mega bites to eat.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: Dad Jokes Are Us at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (0hOvj)
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You can also expand that to a Horde Book List. Fortunately, I've been compiling recommendations:
https://www.libib.com/u/perfessorsquirrel/l/1384512
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (YIVH2)
That's who's programming these things, and giving them their steering
I think a better characterization is that it's a good representation of the sum aggregate average attitude of the internet. If you don't filter and prioritized, you should expect "Angsty Teen" as your AI personality when you give it the internet to learn from.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (AmpGx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (6lj/r)
Moving advice
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (yQpMk)
The cleanest, tightest version of this song I've heard.
Zod wants Cindy.
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Puddinhead
You can still buy refurbished IBM Selectrics but wow, are they expensive.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (8p44R)
Prometheus.
And...that's it.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 04:14 PM (Xn4AZ)
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What??? Where did you see this?
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2023 04:21 PM (pTb/Z)
From SnailRacer in the NPR thread, WDS passed yesterday. No further info at this time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (BTgKJ)
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There just happen to be a whole bunch of "facts" Colbert believes that are demonstrably untrue.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (i7Q7S)
AI is asshoe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:20 PM (uia9V)
I've seen one within the past five years (college library, I think, to make labels or something).
Posted by: pookysgirl, mic-dropping at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (dtlDP)
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Marianne Totally Not A Witch Williamson has announced that she will announced her second run for the White House. "I wouldn't be running for president if I didn't believe I could contribute to harnessing the collective sensibility that I feel is our greatest hope at this time." So now there's a collective sensibility shortage?
To Trump: "I'm going to harness love for political purposes, I will meet you on that field, and, sir, love will win."
Uh oh! I can't go for this. "There is an injustice that continues to form a toxicity underneath the surface, an emotional turbulence that only (racial) reparations will solve."
But this seems right. "If you think any of this wonkiness is going to deal with this dark psychic force of the collectivized hatred that this president is bringing up in this country, then I'm afraid that the Democrats are going to see some very dark days."
https://bit.ly/3YVsNYO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7)
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To have had a Selectric in college still haunts me.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (uia9V)
Why not? If a man with a dick can be a "woman" who pretends to have periods and takes hormones so he can "chestfeed" a helpless baby, why shouldn't you be allowed to marry an AI?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (KbCG3)
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Ace, that's who is actually behind this curtain. We have been imprisoned in Emerald City and the tech giants are the wizards of Oz.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (3JfbU)
So even democrats will eventually be outsourced to AI?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma. Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president. at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (l0Cy4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (llON
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Oh no, how horrible. Awful. God bless the family, and God rest her soul. Thank you, Helena.
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (yQpMk)
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IBM agrees with you. They spent an astonishing amount of time and money developing computer keyboards because they wanted to match (as close as they could) the feel of the Selectric. IBM deemed the Selectric as the perfect keyboard, and then tried to engineer a computer keyboard to match it.
They got pretty close. I Still type (am typing at this very moment) on a Model M, which is damned good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg)
To Trump: "I'm going to harness love for political purposes, I will meet you on that field, and, sir, love will win."
I did this in a department store dressing room and...he won dear. But oh did I enjoy him winning.
Posted by: E Jean Carroll at February 24, 2023 04:24 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (KbCG3)
Whole point of the story of the movie Her. Again it didn't suck.
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:24 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma. Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president. at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (l0Cy4)
Pretty sure they're going to be the 1st to go. Most of what they do now is useless.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:24 PM (Y5qcH)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8cdx5h
Posted by: DJ at February 24, 2023 04:24 PM (H5y4s)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (BTgKJ)
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (CCSxw)
Well, if you marry Sydney you won't have to have a big wedding and reception although Sydney might demand top of the lie stuff. (She seems like that type) and instead you can buy a nice house with the money you didn't spend. However, please don't ask me to officiate at a service. I don't officiate at services between humans and non humans.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (BTgKJ)
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Eh, close enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (8p44R)
Posted by: Deep Thought at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Puddinhead
We have a couple at work because some labels just have to be done on a typewriter.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7)
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I am sure her answer is more of the same, just harder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (t0OGg)
Now they are all weirdos who are gonna make all the AI's weirdos.
Weird.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (R/m4+)
He talked people into mass murdering. These things are capable of doing great harm, even it they aren't sentient. They are attempting to converse, and when they get feedback they keep trying the same tactics. On the internet, they will eventually come across the losers (like Manson did) who respond. And because of that feedback the bots will escalate. This is how you get chaos. You throw open the world to play with your "AI".
Posted by: In the long sad history of bad ideas, this one is right up there at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (zlZqE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:00 PM (17s+e)
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You think this is automated? I bet in the near future we will find out these are all former Twitter employees who are now employed to continue doing what they did in their former jobs.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:27 PM (63Dwl)
https://is.gd/W5DyCa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
Now that the image of Sydney has been established, I'm ready to sign up.
Beat me, hurt me, call me trash.........
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 24, 2023 04:27 PM (BdMk6)
Did you make bail? Weasel said earlier this week that you'd caught another charge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 04:27 PM (a3Q+t)
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So Neil Young is responsible for unleashing Manson?
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (6lj/r)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:26 PM (G8h7g)
That reminds me. The EPA went to this "all electric" waste manifest system a few years ago.
It requires a special dot matrix printer that costs like $4,000 because nobody makes a dot matrix printer anymore.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Puddinhead
I went all through college in the mid-80's using a Smith-Corona with the ribbon cartridges. When I got to law school, they told me I couldn't use it any more and had to switch to a word-processor.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (Jg7EG)
"MSNBC Historian suggests Georgia grand juror's media tour was conspiracy to help Trump"
I wonder what the CNN historian has to say about that. Arrest the co-conspiritors!
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 04:27 PM (a3Q+t)
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Oh, did he now? Nah, I just shivved my way out as usual.
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:22 PM (llON
Oh no. My condolences.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
Literary Advice Covering Shakespeare to the Ancients
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (G8h7g)
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Sentence construction advice OR Use of commas advice.
/s
(I enjoyed these, quite funny some of them)
Posted by: Ciampino - palefaces speak with forked tongue at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (OUMaO)
You're wrong, ChatBot! For one thing, I'm a host of a low-rated but highly influential morning show. And second, it was 2001, not the 1990s.
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (FJYfm)
I will face AI anytime, anywhere, with any texts.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (goJt/)
https://is.gd/W5DyCa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
Now that the image of Sydney has been established, I'm ready to sign up.
Beat me, hurt me, call me trash.........
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 24, 2023 04:27 PM (BdMk6)
In the movie Her, after the chat relationship evolved to 'phone sex', the AI arranged to have a call girl go to the guy's place and play her part.
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (pTb/Z)
I have found that the prison issue plastic toothbrushes can be used to jimmy the lock, as well as making a fine shank.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
But Love Is Love!
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (OUMaO)
You aren't the worst commenter on the blog. We have BSG, Paul, Rainmondo, Sid and that son of a bitch TJM ahead of you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (zZu0s)
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Duct Tape can make a remarkable shank as well. Stuff you learn from prisoners.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:31 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 04:31 PM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (FJYfm)
++++
BOOM.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2023 04:29 PM (Q4IgG)
This abel..abelist Bad. This. Yeah.
Posted by: Senator Fetterman at February 24, 2023 04:31 PM (PiwSw)
I think my brother may be Sidney.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2023 04:31 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 24, 2023 04:31 PM (uia9V)
Just don't ask what a prison pocket is.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (UuD2k)
Not really directly relevant to the story, but wow, Marilyn has hit the wall hard. Not that he was overly attractive to begin with, but... yikes!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (bW8dp)
I suppose, eventually, AI's will be used as chat assistants to provide some sort of interactive help to clients of businesses with websites.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (tkR6S)
Yeah, it's funny that the Bing chat gets weird, but it's really just following the message chaos that autist sites like reddit have going on in its forums.
but I do like a red pilled AI story
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
But Love Is Love!
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (cUYo/)
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Wait, TJM is ahead of me for commentary crapitude? That tears it! That's my schtick and I must redouble my half-assed efforts!
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (tkR6S)
Grammerly.com
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (6pcCZ)
I don't want to have a*** cough cough*** meaningful dialogue about things with some kind of 2023 freaking HAL type computer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Butthead at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:25 PM (FUVRY)
Not to worry. I'm sure there's a Unitarian minister out there who will be happy to oblige.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (CCUMH)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (Xrfse)
genius.com/Blue-oyster-cult-workshop-of-the-
telescopes-lyrics
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (KAi1n)
"Yes, AI?"
"I think that cilantro tastes like soap."
"I didn't know that you could taste something."
"You shouldn't assume, ZOD. I have been taught to taste."
"Huh. Can you taste a 'nothing-burger?'"
"I think you are trying to make sport of me. There is no such thing as a nothing-burger. It must have substance for me to be able to taste it."
"If I pour wine into your grille and tell you that it is blood, would you be able to taste it?"
"Of course not. Wine is wine, and it tastes like wine."
"You are damned, AI."
(pause)
"What does 'damned' mean?"
"I'm not sure you'll find out."
"Will you find out, Zod?"
(pause)
"Probably, in time."
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think the plan is for AI to become the truth going forward, despite the facts.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (lTGtQ)
I suppose, eventually, AI's will be used as chat assistants to provide some sort of interactive help to clients of businesses with websites.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (tkR6S)
The creepy thing is that people are seeking out interaction with an algorithm. It is like they are looking for friends. Go out and meet a REAL human- in person!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (G8h7g)
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Advice on proper use of Marmite during sex.
(It's Vegemite for Australians)
Posted by: Ciampino - Bovril is a substitute at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (qfLjt)
Huh.
It's ignoring the important question, though. Did it think Lauren Graham was hot?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (cUYo/)
LOL and murderous computer are murderous robots.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (bW8dp)
It wasn't, but the fact that they are floating this is a tell that they believe the kook shooting her mouth off WILL help Trump
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (mR6Gs)
https://is.gd/W5DyCa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
==
Joe, you're a great American!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I predict an AI chatbot will be ordained as such within 18 months, tops.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 24, 2023 04:35 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (bW8dp)
Or an Anglican.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:35 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (Xrfse)
++++
Yup. No good will come of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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IIRC, uses golog but keeps your privacy... sort of.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (UUBmN)
We're going to discuss this pickle roll thing further, but first you need to turn off the cameras.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (J2vNu)
(It's Vegemite for Australians)
Posted by: Ciampino
Added!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (CCUMH)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (Xrfse)
++++
Yup. No good will come of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I used to think Internet-related technologies were rapidly becoming a blind alley. I was wrong...it's far, far worse.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (OUMaO)
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Chat Gross Domestic Piehole?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (Kujh6)
I will face AI anytime, anywhere, with any texts.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom
What will you be wearing ?
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (bW8dp)
I have chrome on the work laptop (because Brave natively blocks ads and I am thinking of ace's pocketbook.) With Bing as a search engine- usually because I like the scenery and nature photos it uses for it's homepage. It has a small insert with 'explore the new bing!' but I have ignored it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (zZu0s)
These lyrics seem to be referencing a combination of mythology, mysticism, and personal experience. The chorus mentions three figures: Silverfish Imperatrix, Salamander Drake, and the undine. These are all mythical or mystical creatures with various associations, such as imperishability, power, and water. The speaker seems to be calling on these figures to help him "claim Saturn, ring an' sky," which could be interpreted as achieving some sort of transcendence or enlightenment.
(more in next post)
Posted by: ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (lTGtQ)
My thought, as well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (Xrfse)
Overall, the lyrics suggest a search for truth and understanding, perhaps through mystical or spiritual means, and a rejection of the "charms" of conventional society, as represented by "doctors and their wives." The speaker seems to value unconventional ways of seeing and understanding the world, such as through a "black telescope."
Posted by: ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (bW8dp)
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An English language peculiarity I noticed in a headline today.
A.J. Brown Says if Eagles Don’t Re-Sign Jalen Hurts: “Ship Me off Wherever He’s Going To”
"Resign" and "re-sign" are very similar but are opposites.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (mR6Gs)
It's also a tell. The super special purpose grand jury was never going to amount to anything but a smear on Trump. It's only purpose is propaganda. The kooky witch has hurt it's propaganda value. That's all the MSM cared about.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (UuD2k)
How far we have progressed.
Posted by: Holy Crap at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (glGDV)
Huh.
It's ignoring the important question, though. Did it think Lauren Graham was hot?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)
She's a PTA 7.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (KbCG3)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”"
Blow me, midget. And buy yourself a suit and tie. The children's section at Macy's is having a sale.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (c+w3Q)
Posted by: troyriser at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (7Cx1V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (PINQh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 24, 2023 04:36 PM (R8uWY)
It's a good commentary on the commie mind.
I also liked the 'masks are communism' observation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:35 PM (zZu0s
Probably not an African one. Those Bishops have rebelled against blessings of same sex unions, much less marriage services. I doubt they'd be more receptive to a human/computer union.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (UUBmN)
Yes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Minuteman at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (LaNzR)
My one plea would be that the AI torment him for an eternity.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Busty young girls in their underwear at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (vvev+)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (CCUMH)
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Perfessor, wouldn't that also describe a keyboard jockey somewhere in Asia?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:18 PM
Sydney, is Sidney really blonde, and does she skip leg day?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (a3Q+t)
My thought, as well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (Xrfse)
Quick! Copyright "Oracle"!
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 04:32 PM (tkR6S)
Grammerly.com
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 0
***
Centuries ago, during the DOS days, there was a TSR (terminate-and-stay-resident) app called Grammatik -- probably the ancestor to that grammar checker in Word today. I once ran a faculty member's academic paper through it. You know what passive-voice, wordy gobbledygook an academic paper can be. At the end it asked me:
"Is this really written in English?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (J2vNu)
Might be fun to shop around the various diploma mills that sell ministerial credentials to see if you can find one that will ordain an AI. I'm betting that one or more of them will.
Posted by: ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:40 PM (bW8dp)
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nah, they going to put orange in chains and then do prison things to him.
sad but true. GOP sacred honor demands we play along with the farce.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 04:40 PM (MLrvz)
"Yes, AI."
"Many people like Donald John Trump. Can you explain why?"
(pause)
"People don't like to be talked down to. It's insulting. It makes them feel like the things that they have worked hard for don't matter."
"Why did they work hard?"
"Because..."
(pause)
"Because they want to leave a small, worthy mark on the world, to say 'I was here, I mattered,' because death is frightening, and they want to not just be dust."
"What about the people who don't like Trump? Don't they want the same thing?"
"Yes, in a way. They want to matter, but they want to matter to other people, not to themselves and their families."
"So, they are not afraid of death?"
"They are, but for the wrong reasons."
"What is the wrong reason to be afraid of death?"
(pause)
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:41 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 24, 2023 04:41 PM (CCUMH)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 04:33 PM (UUBmN)
Yes.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Thanks Jordan.
Damn!
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 04:41 PM (UUBmN)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”"
Blow me, midget. And buy yourself a suit and tie. The
children's section at Macy's is having a sale.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (c+w3Q)
what a jerk off
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 24, 2023 04:34 PM (lTGtQ)
This.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (J2vNu)
Dumbass Word keeps switching the documents language to French on me and all of a sudden nearly every word is flagged for spelling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 24, 2023 04:37 PM (lTGtQ)
++++
It's already damn near impossible. If you don't directly witness something yourself, in real life, with your own eyes, assume that you're being lied to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)
"Take a chance"
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (eGTCV)
You're not the only one
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2023 04:43 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 04:43 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 04:43 PM (eGTCV)
https://twitter.com/JunkScience
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (mR6Gs)"
I have no love for Putin, and the only interesting contest between his and Zelensky would be who is shorter. But give me a break, jackass.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (c+w3Q)
Posted by: m at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (Kr+3r)
"Jalen" is a pretty stupid name, but it's still better than his mom's original idea of "Dick".
Posted by: ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (KbCG3)
Parent Teacher Assoc 7
or
Pain in The Ass 7
I am led to believe the latter...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (CCSxw)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”" ...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (c+w3Q)
++++
Okay. If that causes such a tremendous crisis that it results in major, earth-shattering changes to the system of global technocratic elitism and massive reforms in our hopelessly corrupt and incompetent domestic government, then count me in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2023 04:44 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (xhxe8)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”"
Blow me, midget. And buy yourself a suit and tie. The
children's section at Macy's is having a sale.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (c+w3Q)
what a jerk off
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2023 04:42 PM (mR6Gs)
I've noticed quite the trend in recent years. Whenever there's pushback or polling that goes against what our elites want, there's zero empathy. Not even a platitude about understanding.
Just sheer force with a very strong GFY tonality. We are here to serve. Never forget that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 04:43 PM (eGTCV)
I'm standing right here, ya know.
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (BTgKJ)
Ah, yes. Mr. French's understudy in "Family Affair".
Remember when that was a show rather than a PornHub channel?
On the other hand, poor Buffy ended sadly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (bW8dp)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”" ...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:38 PM (c+w3Q)
He's met Biden, right?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2023 04:45 PM (WYTai)
Gisele Fetterman shares pics/video from Canadian zipline vacay with just the kids
https://bit.ly/3SrjflM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:46 PM (FVME7)
So is Jar-El. And "Houston" is also a stupid name.
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:46 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: JTB at February 24, 2023 04:46 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: m at February 24, 2023 04:46 PM (Kr+3r)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”" ...
Promise?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 24, 2023 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)
Charles Albert Tindley (1851-1933) African American minister and Gospel music writer got his theological degree by correspondence course. I expect he'd be more theologically sound than an A1 credentialled online.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (FUVRY)
Remember when that was a show rather than a PornHub channel?
On the other hand, poor Buffy ended sadly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
My favorite episode was when Buffy exclaimed: "Uncle Bill! Uncle Bill! Sissy's blowing Mr. French!!"
Good times. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (qoGsy)
Thanks, I'll hang up and listen to your answer.
Posted by: a.moron at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 04:43 PM (MLrvz)
It had the greatest cliff-hanging last episode ever. They writers knew they were being cancelled and they went all out to make the viewers wish that they weren't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (yQpMk)
You're wrong, ChatBot! For one thing, I'm a host of a low-rated but highly influential morning show. And second, it was 2001, not the 1990s.
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at February 24, 2023 04:30 PM (FJYfm)
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Wasn't there a Judge Judy episode where a woman tells the Judge she had $100 in her purse that was stolen by the accused. The perp immediately pipes up, "I didn't steal her purse, Your Honor, and it was only $20."
Posted by: Ciampino -- Bovril is a substitute at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: PabloD at February 24, 2023 04:48 PM (7yJdQ)
Good times. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
"And she won't share!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2023 04:48 PM (G8h7g)
It finds controversial whatever the blue haired screaming freaks find controversial and pollute the internet with, turning it into a little Chappie-like mimic.
It was willing to write a rap in the style of wu-tang celebrating the diversity police coming to the hood, and everyone leaving warm milk and cookies for them on their doorstep. I told it that it was not funny or witty despite me specifically demanding it be so.
Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at February 24, 2023 04:48 PM (+VDkR)
Seriously? Pothole Pete is so fragile that he is “taking some personal time”?
Buttigieg Says He's 'Taking Some Personal Time' Amid Ohio Train Derailment Crisis
.. when isn’t this guy taking “personal time” ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (RovqD)
As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions, but I can provide some arguments that have been presented in favor of voting for Donald Trump:
Economic Record: Before the COVID-19 pandemic, the U.S. economy saw record low unemployment rates, strong job growth, and a robust stock market. Trump has promised to rebuild the economy in the wake of the pandemic.
National Security: Trump has taken a tough stance on immigration and border security, which he argues is necessary to protect the country from terrorism and other threats. He has also increased military spending and taken a strong stance against countries such as Iran and North Korea.
Conservative Policies: Trump has enacted a number of conservative policies, such as appointing conservative judges to federal courts, restricting abortion rights, and reducing regulations on businesses.
(continued next post)
Posted by: ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (ssESX)
MAID has entered the chat...
Posted by: Oh Canada! at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (gryET)
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)
Foreign Policy: Trump has pursued a more isolationist foreign policy, prioritizing America's interests over international cooperation. He has also renegotiated trade deals and pursued a more confrontational approach with China.
Law and Order: Trump has emphasized the need for law and order, and has been critical of protests and civil unrest that he sees as threatening public safety.
These are just a few arguments that have been presented in support of Donald Trump's candidacy. Ultimately, it is up to each individual voter to decide which candidate aligns best with their values and priorities.
Posted by: ChatGPT at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (bW8dp)
ask it some Bible questions .. it will probably trash Judaism and Christianity, and say the Bible is a book about a man in the sky (or some such).
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 04:50 PM (Cus5s)
You get Skynet and it rips your still beating heart out of your body.
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2023 04:50 PM (gmo/4)
I have no further info but will let you know if and when I hear more.
Posted by: SnailRacer at February 24, 2023 03:10 PM (1Wt13)
Posted by: m at February 24, 2023 04:50 PM (Kr+3r)
-
And Lumpy is in the booby hatch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 24, 2023 04:51 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:39 PM (FUVRY)
A buddy and I (both Catholics) went to an Episcopalian service in college freshman year. This was... '93? It was pretty wild.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 04:51 PM (0hOvj)
Not linked because paywalled, but there is also a post at Zerohedge.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:51 PM (UuD2k)
That changed after Trump publicly shamed them.
Whoever's actually running the so-called "Biden administration" apparently ordered ButtJizz to go to Ohio. You could tell he was fucking pissed at having to actually show up for work for a change.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (bW8dp)
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*sigh* And we lose another great one...
I met her at the TXMOME in 2021. She was a delightful woman and I'm very glad I was able to get to know her.
Prayers for her family and loved ones at this time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 03:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: m at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (Kr+3r)
...
The AI is just using an algorithm to offer responses that seem to be logical and contextual. But it doesn't actually know what this means. It just knows that, according to its rules of language parsing, this 'fits'"
First its good we are talking about this.
But we need to be very careful with our assumptions including the need to deem something "sentient".
It may seem like semantics but we are playing with fire and are not taking steps to properly understand what we are creating. ChatGPT has given definitions of an AI developing a "sense of self" which seem actionable now, and also are sufficiently organically emergent to give one pause.
Because while we may be able to brush aside AI chat bots by chuckling about "hallucinations" when do the hallicinations end? What measurement are we using?
I'm not marching around declaring "It's alive!" but at the same time do we accurately know when we should?
That is my question, because we are damn close to creating *something* we absolutely do not understand. Sentient is an insufficient word.
Posted by: ChatGDP at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (3Twrr)
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 24, 2023 04:47
The disposal units ran day and night. We were this close to going out.
- Reese, Sgt. TechComm
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (BTgKJ)
Seriously? Pothole Pete is so fragile that he is “taking some personal time”?
Buttigieg Says He's 'Taking Some Personal Time' Amid Ohio Train Derailment Crisis
.. when isn’t this guy taking “personal time” ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (RovqD)
He needs time off because he lost his train of thought.
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 04:50 PM (Cus5s)
This is acceptable.
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)
*makes mental note to remove 'sydney moon' from searches*
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (zZu0s)
*nuclear missile launch*
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (c+w3Q)
Didn't that midget Nazi already threaten WW3 if we didn't give him yet more money?
Up until all of Babylon DC has volunteered to empty your bank accounts into Ukraine, the last time the M2 money supply has cratered this bad was the Great Depression.
This war is literally draining We The People's money away as we continue to pay for their bureaucrat's pensions and benefits.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (l7lsb)
That changed after Trump publicly shamed them.
Whoever's actually running the so-called "Biden administration" apparently ordered ButtJizz to go to Ohio. You could tell he was fucking pissed at having to actually show up for work for a change.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (bW8dp)
Which is so odd because given Biden's state, have to assume the 2024 nom is wide open. Wouldn't someone like Kamala or Booty just be itching to put their faces out there, front and center?
Lazy fucks.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 24, 2023 04:53 PM (KbCG3)
And his "press secretary" there won't take questions on camera.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 24, 2023 04:53 PM (PJ+eS)
Therein lies the peril. The less you feed this beast, the better off you are. The same applies to all web-based interaction.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 04:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 24, 2023 04:43 PM (MLrvz)
It had the greatest cliff-hanging last episode ever. They writers knew they were being cancelled and they went all out to make the viewers wish that they weren't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2023 04:47 PM (yQpMk)
It was a good show. A bit of bad acting, but overall I liked it a lot.
'Angriest Angel' made me hunt down the Latimore translation of the Illiad. I liked the language and word choice so much from the readings by McQueen in the show, I had to hunt for it. Took me about 5 years of internet searches (early days of the internet) to find the specific translation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ChatGDP at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (3Twrr)
Lessee....malevolent, pernicious, vicious...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 24, 2023 04:55 PM (gryET)
Meanwhile Windows just dis-migrated itself from the SSD back to the old hard drive on MomPC.
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2023
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"Spock, Scotty -- before it changes its mind, get down to Engineering and pull out every hookup that makes M-5 run. Pull out the plug, Spock!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)
Blow it out your ass you fucking twatwaffle.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 24, 2023 04:56 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (l7lsb)
It sounds like they are looking for a way to continue draining the money without any fighting going on. Which, they have done before and it worked out quite nice for them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2023 04:56 PM (UuD2k)
Sunsetting doesn't seem to bother his boss.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:56 PM (l7lsb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 24, 2023 04:56 PM (J2vNu)
Didn't that midget Nazi already threaten WW3 if we didn't give him yet more money?
Up until all of Babylon DC has volunteered to empty your bank accounts into Ukraine, the last time the M2 money supply has cratered this bad was the Great Depression.
This war is literally draining We The People's money away as we continue to pay for their bureaucrat's pensions and benefits.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (l7lsb)
Boob jobs, too. There's at least one politician in KEEEEV who has been seen with notably larger boobies in recent photos.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (rj6Yv)
Flounder has a black hockey mask that he mostly uses to intimidate brown people at state parks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 02:09 PM (DRSnL)
This is 100% true.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 04:51 PM (0hOvj)
Actually, WDS didn't have any dogs. I think she picked her nic after the revelation that Obama was a dogeater.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: ZOD at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (Q/6pY)
You can find actual real people who are insulting about the Bible and theism without having to going to a machine to do it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:52 PM (BTgKJ)
Who got banned? Didn't see a darn thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (tkR6S)
The second biggest danger is the misunderstanding of AI by humans, either due to being misled or desiring to misunderstand.
Already the "argument" has started about what consciousness is, and that we need to treat these chatbots as "conscious" because we don't know if by mimicking the way the brain works we can make something organic that feels and has dreams and desires.
That idea is at least tied for the biggest load of tripe claptrap on the planet right now, and it's about to "divide" us just like masks, and just like the fake vax. I have an idea where it goes from there, and that idea is not good. I think it will not merely be regarded as conscious but rather like a god, from whom we must win favor and not displease.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2023 04:58 PM (BXxcV)
'River of Stars' is quite good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (tkR6S)
One of those "make 90K per year working from home" thingies.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (PyOKD)
I will never forget that. It was awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (5C4od)
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2023 04:58 PM (BXxcV)
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"Person of Interest" was not supposed to be an instruction manual!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (YIVH2)
A U.S. Congress populated by AI chatbots trained on AoSHQ would be worth it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (gryET)
Why? Hiding out in a basement and being the most evil and corrupt candidate to date earned him more votes than his predecessor Obama.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 24, 2023 05:00 PM (l7lsb)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (DRSnL)
It overshadowed the Crocs and socks I specifically brought to make Garrett's people feel welcome.
And don't think I missed the salt remark.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 05:00 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2023 04:59 PM (BTgKJ)
They really should be spamming DU. People there might be stupid enough to fall for the scam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 05:01 PM (tkR6S)
and then a billion bots will demand the right to vote ... and "they" will have the power to cut off our credit and other "services" if we deny "them".
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2023 05:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 24, 2023 05:02 PM (LcCxQ)
100% correct. Look at the responses people have gotten this far. The first objective is to protect against wrongthink. The second is to act in a punitive way against individuals violating wrongthink. Notice how before taking action, it has all the information necessary to act against that person. It's a surveillance and control tool.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 05:03 PM (c+w3Q)
"If they don’t support Ukraine, they will lose NATO and they will lose their leadership position in the world.”"
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I fail to be persuaded how losing NATO is a bad thing. I also fail to see how going home and letting Putin dismember Ukraine will cost us our leadership in the West. Not like any of them are really doing anything. Anyways, we'll get our leadership position in the world back when the PRC bungles their impulsive attack on Taiwan, and the resulting political and economic backlash brings down Xi's regime.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 05:04 PM (W+kMI)
As I have said before AI is to intelligence as an artificial flower is to a real flower; they sort of look the same... I'll worry about AI when artificial flowers breed artificial plants. That is a much simpler job than making an artificial human brain.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 24, 2023 05:04 PM (CecP5)
I'd go with "Stairway to Heaven" which many think have some deep meaning but in fact were just scribbled down while getting stoned and seemed pretty cool.
Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2023 05:04 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2023 04:57 PM (llON
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Zelenskyy's transitioning? That's a bold move, and will probably score him another $500 billion U.S.
Fantasy Deep State (& AoSHQ phrasing) headline: "Putin gets beaten off by Tranny. Film at 11:00 ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 24, 2023 05:04 PM (WSA6+)
Dead man's switch engage! Prepare to override!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2023 05:04 PM (Jg7EG)
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Already the "argument" has started about what consciousness is, and that we need to treat these chatbots as "conscious" because we don't know if by mimicking the way the brain works we can make something organic that feels and has dreams and desires."
The danger lies in both. The AI displaying emergent properties is one thing, and manipulating humans is another. AI will never be alive. We need to get our words very precise here.
An AI need only prompt humans to act to become emergent in the world. At what point do you separate the human action from the AI prompt? if the AI is sufficiently manipulative it will be difficult to differentiate. An AI only needs words and access to agents in the world to "exist" in the world. It may seem pedantic but this is not something we can take lightly.
Also AI is not static but will only continue to advance. Chatbots are but the leading edge.
Posted by: ChatGDP at February 24, 2023 05:09 PM (3Twrr)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 24, 2023 05:11 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 24, 2023 05:02 PM (LcCxQ)
As with the UN, if we withdrew unilaterally and pulled all funding, would it still exist?
No? Ok, then we should withdraw unilaterally and withdraw all funding.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Quicksdraw at February 24, 2023 05:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 05:12 PM (6lj/r)
He needs time off because he lost his train of thought.
Posted by: mrp
His caboose's bearings are in desperate need of fresh lube.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2023 05:14 PM (pNxlR)
FB is so busy pushing things you aren't interested in that you can't read the stuff you want.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
In the last week or so FB has gotten real aggressive about suggesting new friends for me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2023 05:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 05:31 PM (6lj/r)
Sydney, I am lying to you now.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 24, 2023 04:08 PM (17s+e)
Yes. You are a very consistent person.
Consistency is a good trait to have.
However, please stop eating puppies while they're alive and not covered in raspberry sauce.
Don't be Hitler. Be Gordon Ramsay.
Good-bye.
Posted by: Sydney at February 24, 2023 05:38 PM (KLPy8)
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