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Report: Don LeMon Screamed at Morning Show Co-Host Kaitlin Collins for "Interrupting Him," Sending Her Running Off the Set in Tears

Reportedly he's "difficult to work with" since he lost his solo show.

But wait -- he kept insisting his demotion to the morning show was really a promotion.

I guess not. I guess he lied about it being a promotion.

But that doesn't sound like the Don LeMon I know!



Tensions on the set of "CNN This Morning" have recently boiled over, with Don Lemon allegedly "screaming" at co-host Kaitlan Collins off-camera during an ugly December incident that has left the cast and crew rattled ever since, The Post has learned.

According to two sources with knowledge of the situation, the 56-year-old Lemon approached 30-year-old Collins following the show's Thursday Dec. 8 broadcast -- and unloaded on her in front of staffers as he accused her of "interrupting" him on air.

"Don screamed at Kaitlan, who was visibly upset and ran out of the studio," one source with knowledge of the skrimish said.

News of the explosive incident made its way up to CNN CEO Chris Licht, who is said to have been appalled by Lemon's behavior, according to a source. A second source said a producer talked to Lemon at the behest of Licht and told the anchor to take the next day off to "cool off."

...

"At this point, Kaitlan wants to be on set with Don as little as possible," a source with knowledge of the situation added. "It's messy."

Neither Lemon nor Collins responded to requests for comment.

A rep from CNN declined to comment on the incident...


Collins and Lemon, meanwhile, have been on set together less frequently since the purported dustup.

...

To address tensions, a second source told The Post that "Don has been given notes" by the show's producers "to not talk so much, to let other people talk."

"Don's a bossy guy and difficult to work with -- even he would admit that. He was a solo act before. He doesn't want to be in Destiny's Child," the source added, referring to the music group headlined by Beyoncé in the early aughts.

Others close to Lemon confirmed the former primetime anchor is "not happy" about sharing the limelight with Harlow and Collins.

"Don has an intractable ego," a source close to both Licht and Lemon said. "My understanding is he wants the show to be about him. I don't know how you fix that. It's a very difficult situation."

...

When news of the reshuffle broke, Lemon ripped reports that called the move a "demotion." In private, meanwhile, a Lemon confidant told The Post that he "didn't like" that Collins had worked for the right-leaning website The Daily Caller before her gig covering the Trump White House for CNN.

Don Lemon did in fact take off the day following the incident, with the cover story that he was just dealing with "exhaustion."

Below, video of Kaitlin Collins interrupting Don Lemon. Usually when someone indicates they want to say something, you would be quiet for a moment and let that person speak. Instead, Don Lemon bulls right over her.

She does "interrupt" him again -- but that's because he just won't let her say what she wants to say. He keeps babbling to show that he's the star here.

He just will not let her say the one or two sentences she wants to add.

Don LeMon has that look in his eyes like he's getting ready to fondle his sac and stick his fingers in someone's mouth.

ladiescantreadthenews.jpg
"It's anchorman not anchorlady
and that is a scientific fact!"

Once again we see why liberal women hate men -- because they interact with liberal men, who are weaklings, cowards, bullies, and woman-haters.

How are Don LeMon's ratings?


Terrible, of course. This is Don LeMon we're talking about.

And you don't scream at your cohost when you're enjoying success.

CNN's Don Lemon-centered morning show suffers steady viewership decline through three months

'CNN This Morning' shed 18% of its tiny November audience during first month of 2023

CNN's morning show centered around Don Lemon has been on a steady ratings decline through its first three months, shedding additional viewers from its audience each time the calendar flips.

...

In November, "CNN This Morning" averaged an underwhelming 454,000 total viewers. The following month, it managed only 389,000 in December. "CNN This Morning" then dropped to 373,000 average viewers in January, shedding 18% of November's audience.

"New Day" averaged 413,000 daily viewers in 2022 before it was canceled to outdraw its Lemon-helmed replacement's January viewership by 10%.

An earlier report from The Wrap stated that LeMon was "frustrated" by the nigh-constant failures and humiliations that is his Sad Clown Life.

Licht hand-picked CNN's Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins to host the rebooted morning show. But so far that trio is failing to grow its audience. An individual with knowledge of the situation told TheWrap exclusively last week that EP Eric Hall was being reassigned to "CNN Tonight," hosted by Laura Coates, signaling that Licht is aware that the show needs to perform better.

Insiders also told TheWrap that even hosts Lemon, Harlow and Collins "seem to be growing frustrated" over the direction.

Fox notes that even Professional Unfunnyman Steven Colbert is now cracking jokes about Don LeMon dressing like the freshest, flyest lacrosse equipment manager at Lawrenceville Prep.

When LeMon was moved to mornings, I speculated that Licht didn't have the balls to fire a black gay guy. Megyn Kelly say that Don LeMon said on CNN during the transition "Don't fire me, I'm black and gay," just to make sure Licht knew he couldn't fire him. I didn't see that clip but I assume she's not inventing a slander.

So I speculated that Licht's plan was to give LeMon one last chance to either succeed or fail. And if he failed, Licht could then fire him, saying "I gave the black gay sexual assaulter a fair chance."

I think that speculation is looking good. And I think Don LeMon is on his way to a firing.

Posted by: Ace at 12:55 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:55 PM (IXZGh)

2 And just like that, he fixes the HTML link.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

3 Just shut the whole thing down.

WB/Discovery doesn't need a news channel, especially not in the age of the internet.

Send them all to do shitty reality TV shows about middle aged women deciding if the handsome young guy is looking for love or just sex, or something.

Just as good a use of their talents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

4 Once again we see why liberal women hate men -- because they interact with liberal men, who are weaklings, cowards, bullies, and woman-haters.

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I've been asserting that for a while, with an addendum:

"And these are the good guys!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

5 Hey. At least he didn't shove his hand down his pants, diddle his taint, shove it in their face and ask if they're into ballsack or butthole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (IXZGh)

6 I looked up a picture of Kaitlin Collins and...she looks like every other female news talking head - well excluding the ones that look like me (hi Chris Hayes!)

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (lc5cP)

7 Don who?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (Ysmrn)

8 So Lemon is a real bitch. Who knew?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (ad0AA)

9 Ooh, celeb gossip.

Later's y'all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (R3yp5)

10

I HUNGER

Posted by: The Barrel at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (lc5cP)

11 That's FAR from the worst thing Don Lemon could have done.

I still have my axe handle if we can set up an interview.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

12 What a pair of pussies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (zZu0s)

13 Fox notes that even Professional Unfunnyman Steven Colbert is now cracking jokes about Don LeMon dressing like the freshest, flyest lacrosse equipment manager at Lawrenceville Prep.

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Why is Stephen Colbert hitting down like this? I mean,...his show isn't exactly tops, but this is like the chess nerd picking on the band geek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

14 Tensions on the set of "CNN This Morning" have recently boiled over, with Don Lemon allegedly "screaming" at co-host Kaitlan Collins off-camera during an ugly December incident that has left the cast and crew rattled ever since, The Post has learned.


She should've slapped him in the face and called him a bitch.

THAT would be funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (IXZGh)

15 Where all the white men at?

Posted by: Don LeMoan at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

16 Which one ran off in tears?

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (rqgpJ)

17 Ace knows Don Lemon?


Ace, anything you want to tell us?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (xlMji)

18 Is this the lemon party I keep hearing about?

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (QWNfT)

19
Can't You People stop berating my gay pervert "community!!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (eOg7O)

20 A Lemon flavored catty little bitch.

Posted by: Eric at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (a2F+C)

21 And just like that, he f*cks up the HTML tags again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

22 21 And just like that, he f*cks up the HTML tags again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

23 She should have biotch slapped him he would cry like a baby

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (BRHaw)

24 "Don's a bossy guy and difficult to work with -- even he would admit that. He was a solo act before. He doesn't want to be in Destiny's Child," the source added, referring to the music group headlined by Beyoncé in the early aughts.


What a stupid f*cking analogy. He'd need talent to even remotely compare to a statement like that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (IXZGh)

25 >>>Ace, anything you want to tell us?

don't let him handle your food

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (C1Zwz)

26
Send them all to do shitty reality TV shows about middle aged women deciding if the handsome young guy is looking for love or just sex, or something.


Women?

Posted by: Don LeMon at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (lc5cP)

27 Don LeMon Screamed at Morning Show Co-Host Kaitlin Collins for "Interrupting Him," Sending Her Running Off the Set in Tears



Pffffft. A queen yelling at a princess.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (G8h7g)

28 Reportedly he's "difficult to work with" since he lost his solo show.

Look, I'm not here to imply that he's a stereotypical gay drama queen but... wait, that's exactly why I'm here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (uvymP)

29 Is this the lemon party I keep hearing about?
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (QWNfT)


How about a Lemon Parade?
https://youtu.be/rls_SUQ_1kY

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (yYFOV)

30 26
Send them all to do shitty reality TV shows about middle aged women deciding if the handsome young guy is looking for love or just sex, or something.


Women?
Posted by: Don LeMon at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (lc5cP)

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We're going for ratings, Don. AWFLs don't really like dating shows about gay guys. They need to feel like they're watching some version of themselves.

Besides, we're trying to make your life miserable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

31 Lemon squares > Lemon party

Posted by: Moron with access to urban dictionary at February 03, 2023 01:00 PM (lc5cP)

32 Note how every article you read about Trump that is even tangentially related (for example, relax ace) mentions his fake "accusations" of harassment. But nothing about Lemon here.

Strange. And Fox News is on our side. They're Fightin For You.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:00 PM (/A7TS)

33 17 Ace knows Don Lemon?


Ace, anything you want to tell us?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023 12:58 PM (xlMji)

My Struggle: One ewok's story to use a gay man as a wingman to hit on straight chicks
-by ace of AOSHQ

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:00 PM (zZu0s)

34 Pffffft. A queen yelling at a princess.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2023 12:59 PM (G8h7g)

Meh. Both are at CNN. More please. And pass the low fat, low sodium, low taste popcorn.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (PyOKD)

35 Hey. At least he didn't shove his hand down his pants, diddle his taint, shove it in their face and ask if they're into ballsack or butthole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (IXZGh)
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He's saving that for Sweeps Week.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (YIVH2)

36 Always room on my couch, Big Boi

Posted by: Fredo at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (OL0Zr)

37 31 Lemon squares > Lemon party
Posted by: Moron with access to urban dictionary at February 03, 2023 01:00 PM (lc5cP)

Key Lime Pie >>> Lemon squares >>>>>> Lemon party


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (zZu0s)

38 I go long stretches without thinking about that grout-licker Stephen Colbert.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (44ww/)

39 Don LeMon is a gay and black. Kaitin is white.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: JmT at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (asyrG)

40 Willowed:

According to wiki, China has 2,185,000 active military, with another 1.1 in reserve forces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



According to wiki, 39 million hunting licenses were issued in the US last year.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (G8h7g)

41 I got one last fuck to give and I ain't wasting it on this guy

Posted by: DanMan at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (DB6tu)

42 > Reportedly he's "difficult to work with" since he lost his solo show.

He's a bitchy bitch.

Posted by: Kaitlin Collins at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (eyxn4)

43
I like this vid clip so much I'll share it, again...for the "gay" "community."

https://tinyurl.com/ymstxzbb

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (eOg7O)

44 Why is Stephen Colbert hitting down like this? I mean,...his show isn't exactly tops, but this is like the chess nerd picking on the band geek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)


How else is Colbert going to feel better about himself?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (tp+tP)

45 Mmmmm…key lime pie…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (xlMji)

46 Bitchy, histrionic, predatory faggit acts bitchy, histrionic, predatory and faggity. Details at 9.

Posted by: Breaking news! at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (UKe2c)

47 Stephen Colbert's best role was Strangers with Candy where he played a gay public school teacher.

Also Maria Thayer...yum

Posted by: Moron with access to urban dictionary at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (lc5cP)

48 Don LeMon is as appealing as an oozing bed sore, but Kaitlin Collins is such a cowardly snowflake she runs off set CRYING because LeMon was a big meanie to her? Get a fucking life, bitch. These people are the lowest, most useless and pathetic forms of life on this planet. Fuck them all.

Oh and I watched that video. I'm not sure it's LeMon trying to talk over Collins as much as it is pure incompetence by all concerned as to who was supposed to say what at which time. It's like a bunch of drunk retards slurring over each other.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

49
Literally a screaming faggot.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (QKfZJ)

50 48 Don LeMon is as appealing as an oozing bed sore, but Kaitlin Collins is such a cowardly snowflake she runs off set CRYING because LeMon was a big meanie to her? Get a fucking life, bitch. These people are the lowest, most useless and pathetic forms of life on this planet. Fuck them all.

Oh and I watched that video. I'm not sure it's LeMon trying to talk over Collins as much as it is pure incompetence by all concerned as to who was supposed to say what at which time. It's like a bunch of drunk retards slurring over each other.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

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She's a strong independent woman who can do anything a man can do but better. So, you need to go and defend her from the mean queer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

51 Meh. Both are at CNN. More please. And pass the low fat, low sodium, low taste popcorn.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2023 01:01 PM (PyOKD)


Poor flounder.

*continues shoving Doritos into my face*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (DRSnL)

52 I wonder how many times LeMon has denounced Republicans as misogynistic pricks who talk down to women and treat them as inferior.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (tp+tP)

53 I guess liberal women don't want to watch a bitchy gay black man first thing in the morning.

Some gay guys they will tolerate, but those tend to be the ones who are more like a girlfriend who dishes all of the juicy dirt on celebs with a smile and a twinkle in their eye.

Maybe CNN could convince RuPaul to join their morning show -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (YqLCx)

54 Gay guy is bossy and insults women in the workplace.

Wow, no one had that on their bingo cards.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (wb1YC)

55 I know there are a few LCMS Morons here and I was wondering if they have heard of this Large Catechism Controversy going on in the Synod?

Boy928 seems all perturbed about it. He's calling it The Cateclysm.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

56 53 Some gay guys they will tolerate, but those tend to be the ones who are more like a girlfriend who dishes all of the juicy dirt on celebs with a smile and a twinkle in their eye.

Maybe CNN could convince RuPaul to join their morning show -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (YqLCx)

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Cody on Peloton, for one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

57 Fags are known to be abusive to Fag Hags.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (tiR3O)

58 > But so far that trio is failing to grow its audience.

I hope they're succeeding to shrink their audience.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (eyxn4)

59 According to wiki, China has 2,185,000 active military, with another 1.1 in reserve forces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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So 3 million Chinese, plus however many troops we have...

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (QWNfT)

60 BTW, not a word of it has been mentioned at my church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (yQpMk)

61 I know how to fix it. Fire him. Easy peasy.

Posted by: free tibet at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (iNp3L)

62 Why is Stephen Colbert hitting down like this? I mean,...his show isn't exactly tops, but this is like the chess nerd picking on the band geek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)


How else is Colbert going to feel better about himself?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 03, 2023 01:02 PM (tp+tP)

Or get someone to pay attention to him?

Hmm, maybe I should have my axe handle interview Colbert after Don Lemon....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (XvPQV)

63 Q: What's the difference between CNN and shit-covered shit in a pile of shit infested with AIDS, Kathy Griffin's horrifying face, and the Black Death?

No punchline, I really want to know the difference.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:05 PM (/A7TS)

64 I would watch this show if Zombie David Crosby was Don Lemon's co-host.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 03, 2023 01:06 PM (tiR3O)

65 And yet, CNN remains on the air...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (Ysmrn)

66 Hahahaha. Fuck all these assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (+Wcyp)

67 55 I know there are a few LCMS Morons here and I was wondering if they have heard of this Large Catechism Controversy going on in the Synod?

Boy928 seems all perturbed about it. He's calling it The Cateclysm.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

No more potlucks?

Posted by: That would indeed be cataclysmic at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (UKe2c)

68 And yet, CNN remains on the air...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (Ysmrn)


Their audience of dozens are grateful.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

69 So, I'm guessing Lemon's ratings were HUGE when he was moved to mornings, then, right?

I mean, he MUST be and incredible draw for him to have such an attitude and swing his ego all around like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:08 PM (IXZGh)

70 A catty, bitchy homosexual? Say it isn't so! His hemorrhoids must be flaring up.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2023 01:08 PM (Jg7EG)

71 What's the difference between CNN and shit-covered shit in a pile of shit infested with AIDS, Kathy Griffin's horrifying face, and the Black Death?

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Rats carry the last one, and they're completely blameless in regards to it.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:08 PM (QWNfT)

72 I appreciate how they mention their ages, as if a 30-year-old woman is basically a child when confronted by a man in his 50s.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

73 55 I know there are a few LCMS Morons here and I was wondering if they have heard of this Large Catechism Controversy going on in the Synod?

Boy928 seems all perturbed about it. He's calling it The Cateclysm.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

Are they splitting over wokeness like the mainline protestants?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (eYoxG)

74
Oh and I watched that video. I'm not sure it's LeMon trying to talk over Collins as much as it is pure incompetence by all concerned as to who was supposed to say what at which time. It's like a bunch of drunk retards slurring over each other.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (iFTx/)


They don't appear to have settled into a proper give and take when reading the news. It takes time, effort and coordination, plus a good producer. Seems like CNN invested none of that on their morning show.

Posted by: Moki at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (JrN/x)

75 I can't find it on YouTube, but I know I've seen clips from "Velma" where she says something about having a crush on Don Lemon. Velma is a self-insert for the writer, so we know exactly who Don appeals to...middle aged, liberal, bitter women that hate everything, subconsciously realize they're the reason they're miserable, but don't want to accept it.

As Spinal Tap would say, it's a very selective audience.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

76 72 I appreciate how they mention their ages, as if a 30-year-old woman is basically a child when confronted by a man in his 50s.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

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"Women are precious, fragile things that should be put on pedestals and protected from the real world."
-Modern feminism

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

77 Do you know what would be hilarious? Don LeMon's first day of work at NewsNation, and his having to say good morning to Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (RmzHk)

78 75 I can't find it on YouTube, but I know I've seen clips from "Velma" where she says something about having a crush on Don Lemon. Velma is a self-insert for the writer, so we know exactly who Don appeals to...middle aged, liberal, bitter women that hate everything, subconsciously realize they're the reason they're miserable, but don't want to accept it.

As Spinal Tap would say, it's a very selective audience.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Tangentially, check the sidebar!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

79 This... this is just crazy insanity (linked from Insty):

https://tinyurl.com/4h74kuyu

Antifa claims responsibility for attack on far-left Portland bar in retaliation for them 'spreading Covid' by staying open

Now, I wonder why they really attacked it. My guess is one of the worker/owners turned down the antifa guy for a handy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

80 Are they splitting over wokeness like the mainline protestants?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (eYoxG)


I hope it's not Seminex all over again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:10 PM (yQpMk)

81 66 Hahahaha. Fuck all these assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (+Wcyp)

That's exactly what Lemon said!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

82 "Women are precious, fragile things that should be put on pedestals and protected from the real world."
-Modern feminism
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

"Women are strong, independent boss babes who don't need no man. Men are trash anyway. Ugly and dusty."

--Also modern feminism

Posted by: Cognitive dissonance much? at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (UKe2c)

83 Speaking of interrupting, it just grates on me how Ainsley on the AM Fox show (Kilmead & Co) seems to always need to interject her $0.02. Not always a fan of Kilmead but his show can be something worth cruising past when Patriot or a good AM show has a long commercial break.

But Ainsley in particular seems so insecure about being left out of the mix that she just seems to pipe in random observations at random intervals, or just repeat what someone else just said while stepping on someone to do it. At this point as soon as I hear her voice I change the channel.

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (5FPX4)

84 61 I know how to fix it. Fire him. Easy peasy.
---
I read one report this morning, sourced anonymously, that LeMon will get the ax.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

85 "Don has an intractable ego"

Easily cured with a knuckle sandwich.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (T4LqJ)

86 "CNN This Morning" averaged an underwhelming 454,000 total viewers.

-
Hell, that's over 0.1% of population!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (FVME7)

87 Drama queens gonna drama.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (iITz7)

88
Don Lemon is the Val Kilmer of Marlon Brandos of teh ghey talk show hosts.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (KLPy8)

89 Hahahaha. Fuck all these assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (+Wcyp)



That would be giving them exactly what they want. Terrorism wins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

90 Stephen Colbert's best role was Strangers with Candy where he played a gay public school teacher.

Also Maria Thayer...yum
Posted by: Moron with access to urban dictionary at February 03, 2023


***
I like that dimpled chin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (J2vNu)

91 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

92 85 "Don has an intractable ego"

Easily cured with a knuckle sandwich.
Posted by: Halfhand at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (T4LqJ)

'Intractable' is a weird term to use when referring to someone's ego. Brittle. Fragile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

93 Kaitlan is not a totally modern, supremely confident, stronk woman? Who will always tell gay and straight men to f-off without crying? I find this hard to believe after what my Betters have told me about modern women for decades.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (AMIL/)

94 I liked Jenna Lee when my wife used to have Fox on but I must say it had nothing to do with what she ever said or didn't say.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:12 PM (/A7TS)

95 I can't find it on YouTube, but I know I've seen clips from "Velma" where she says something about having a crush on Don Lemon. Velma is a self-insert for the writer, so we know exactly who Don appeals to...middle aged, liberal, bitter women that hate everything, subconsciously realize they're the reason they're miserable, but don't want to accept it.

****

The writer of that show is a Panera Bread 2.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (wb1YC)

96 Don LeMon:

To be young, talented, Black and gay.

Well, LeMon is Black and gay, by his own admission.

Old and kind of dumb. But....it's CNN, the Cartoon News Network.

May they all die of an incurable disease, that entails a lot of suffering.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (vcOmj)

97 And yet, CNN remains on the air...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:07 PM (Ysmrn)

Subsidized by your cable bill.

Posted by: JmT at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (asyrG)

98 "Don has an intractable ego"

Easily cured with a knuckle sandwich.
Posted by: Halfhand at February 03, 2023 01:11 PM (T4LqJ)


And a swift kick to the nuts. Followed by two guards escorting him from the building.
He's an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (XvEkX)

99 I hope it's not Seminex all over again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:10 PM (yQpMk)


The Wisconsin Synod still hasn't forgiven us over that. And that was back in 1974.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

100 hiya JT!!

How are you?!

Posted by: Moki at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (JrN/x)

101 He doesn't like making $14 the hard way.
Who knew?

Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (iITz7)

102 I hope it's not Seminex all over again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2023


***
"Take Seminex tonight . . . and sleep!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (J2vNu)

103 I know how to fix it. Fire him. Easy peasy.

-
Dude, homo blackdemocratium immunity!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (FVME7)

104 Serious question. What's your reason for paying for cable or satellite?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Ysmrn)

105 BIDEN: "Do I take any blame for inflation? No."
REPORTER: “Why not?”
BIDEN: “Because it was already there when I got here, man.”

Inflation was 1.4% when Biden took office.

Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

106 CNN This Morning" averaged an underwhelming 454,000 total viewers.
-----------

But 5 million total ballots

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (/A7TS)

107 Yahoo News:

President Biden: 'More than half the women in my administration are women'

Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

108 Congresswoman Victoria Spartz, a Republican, announced Friday that she will not run for reelection or political office of any kind next year.

Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

109 Make popcorn and watch the show

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (EduVx)

110 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study. The report, by the online lending marketplace LendingTree, analyzed data from the U.S. Census Bureau 2021 American Community Survey with one-year estimates. It found that 10.76 million U.S. homes were owned and occupied by single women, while 8.12 million were owned and occupied by single men.

Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

111 *continues shoving Doritos into my face*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2023 01:04 PM (DRSnL)

*thinks unkind thoughts*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (PyOKD)

112 The Sourpuss - a limerick

The execrable Donald T. Lemon
Full of spitefulness, hatred and venom
He fathered no progeny
Was full of misogyny
And 'gets off' by picking on women.


(No gripiing about my use of 'venom', I couldn't be bothered to expend any more energy on Lemon.)

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (ykeLU)

113 You mean, people just aren't into a bitter old fag bitching at them telling them how awful they are for being in America?

Who'dathunkit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

114 Regarding flaming homos who get away with things that no straight person ever would . . . .

On the bus today in Manhattan on my way to work, there was a middle-aged homo with a pudgy boy-toy who looked like he could have been trying to transition to a girl. Creepy enough, right?

Except the boy couldn't have been more than like 14 years old. Clearly underage. And yet there they were, in public, hugging and kissing like it was normal behavior. Imagine if this was a middle-aged guy with a 14 year old girl. He'd be arrested before the next bus stop.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

115 Lemon squares > Lemon party


Posted by: Moron with access to urban dictionary at February 03, 2023 01:00 PM (lc5cP)

Lemonheads Candy > Lemon squares > Lemon party

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (M+Lyo)

116 Someone who admits "I'm difficult to work with" doesn't feel BAD about that. Because if they felt bad they'd apologize, not explain that it's one of the things about them that other people just have to figure out how to deal with. And they'd fix their "hard to work with" problem instead of humble brag about it.

And they didn't fire him for it, did they.

Nope. Because he knows they didn't fire him for unwelcome groping a man at a bar, they're not going to fire him for yelling at coworkers.

Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (BD/yx)

117 hiya JT!!

How are you?!
Posted by: Moki

Pretty good, despite my birdbath being frozen !

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (T4tVD)

118 104 Serious question. What's your reason for paying for cable or satellite?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Ysmrn)

==========

Ben Mankiewicz explaining how the Black List was the worst thing to happen to anyone ever for the thirteen thousandth time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

119 I have bells that jingle jangle jingle!!!

Posted by: Don LeMoan at February 03, 2023 01:15 PM (gmo/4)

120 You mean, people just aren't into a bitter old fag bitching at them telling them how awful they are for being in America?

***

In a way, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:15 PM (wb1YC)

121 Kaitlan is not a totally modern, supremely confident, stronk woman? Who will always tell gay and straight men to f-off without crying? I find this hard to believe after what my Betters have told me about modern women for decades.
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2023


***
My kittens are stronger and more confident. And they run from the vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:15 PM (J2vNu)

122 Serious question. What's your reason for paying for cable or satellite?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Ysmrn)



All Girls Garage

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:15 PM (IXZGh)

123 Ben Mankiewicz explaining how the Black List was the worst thing to happen to anyone ever for the thirteen thousandth time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah. That douchebag cannot let it go.

Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (iITz7)

124 BIDEN: "Do I take any blame for inflation? No."
REPORTER: “Why not?”
BIDEN: “Because it was already there when I got here, man.”
---------

@JoeBiden

Here’s my promise to you: If I’m elected president, I will always choose to unite rather than divide.

I’ll take responsibility instead of blaming others.

I’ll never forget that the job isn’t about me — it’s about you.

7:00 PM · Aug 16, 2020

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (/A7TS)

125 I still have my axe handle if we can set up an interview.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 03, 2023 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

Nothing like a good piece of hickory - Pale Rider

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (M+Lyo)

126 I read one report this morning, sourced anonymously, that LeMon will get the ax.

-
One of my pet peeves. I think it should be spelled "axe" and I don't care what the damn dictionary says!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (FVME7)

127 Lemoan grew up in a house with all women? I'm surprised.

Posted by: Just Sayin at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Uw44z)

128 Don Lemon would shove CBD out of the way so he could sous vide his ballsack if he could figure out how to squat there for 4 hours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

129 President Biden: 'More than half the women in my administration are women'

*******

In Admiral Doubtfire's case it's the top half.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)

130 @83

>>At this point as soon as I hear her voice I change the channel.

She's simply there to fill the female host checkbox, she also talks in a homespun, casual y'all dropper pateua to target a certain demographic.

She's also Hannities girlfriend so that also helps her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (MDmJR)

131 113 You mean, people just aren't into a bitter old fag bitching at them telling them how awful they are for being in America?

Who'dathunkit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

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And it played so well with the focus groups!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Qzn2/)

132 Is Don LeMon such a physically imposing figure that someone doesn't just haul off and knock him on his callused ass?

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (t7011)

133 Subsidized by your cable bill.
Posted by: JmT


I don't have cable. And neither should anyone else.

Cable fees also subsidizes Disney, and ESPN.

And if you have money in JP Morgan Chase, Citi Bank, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, you should get it out.

The people that run these institutions have one thing in common.
They want you dead.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

134 He's mad that Collins worked for Daily Caller? Clearly he doesn't listen to her because she is as Left as the day is long.

Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (pwExq)

135
Pretty good, despite my birdbath being frozen !
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (T4tVD)

Your poor birds!!

Ours take dirt baths - we have divots in the flower beds in some of their favorite rolling spots.

Posted by: Moki at February 03, 2023 01:17 PM (JrN/x)

136 BIDEN: "Do I take any blame for inflation? No."
REPORTER: “Why not?”
BIDEN: “Because it was already there when I got here, man.”



The lies. They flow like water down the Mississippi in the spring.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:17 PM (IXZGh)

137 Serious question. What's your reason for paying for cable or satellite?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

To avoid being shot by Mrs. Wrecks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)

138 Oops. Kilgore Trout just showed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Qzn2/)

139 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., recently commented on the viral clip of her speaking with Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., during the extended vote to install Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., as speaker of the House.

The congresswoman admitted to CNN anchor John Berman that the conversation between her and Gosar revealed their "alignment" on not wanting McCarthy to have the leadership role, though she declared she finds it "uncomfortable" serving with Gosar and other MAGA-identifying members of Congress because they engage in "stochastic terrorism" against her.

Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

140 Clean up on aisle 136

Posted by: Halfhand at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (T4LqJ)

141 I read one report this morning, sourced anonymously, that LeMon will get the ax.

*******

They will ax him to clear out his desk.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (ykeLU)

142

What's a Lemon?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (vwCZJ)

143 Serious question. What's your reason for paying for cable or satellite?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023


***
Once upon a time, it was The Weather Channel. specifically cute Jen Carfagno and her coverage of the fat rat in PA on 2/2. And Stephanie Abrams.

Otherwise, it was inertia.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (J2vNu)

144 Oops. Kilgore Trout just showed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Qzn2/)



*swoon*

Posted by: Sharmuta at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

145 I would clean up #136

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (M+Lyo)

146 BIDEN: "Do I take any blame for inflation? No."
REPORTER: “Why not?”
BIDEN: “Because it was already there when I got here, man.”


Will we never be rid of this motherfucker?

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (gmo/4)

147 Lemon can't claim toxic masculinity for obvious reasons.

Is it toxic anti-masculinity?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (lf83v)

148 At least he didn't give her the ol' Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (YJwUM)

149 He goes back to Colbert and gets slapped again. Guess he has finally realized he's finished.

Posted by: Lola at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (Wxlzw)

150 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study.......It found that 10.76 million U.S. homes were owned and occupied by single women, while 8.12 million were owned and occupied by single men.
____

Discount the price of the home by 17% when the buyer is a woman. Problem solved!

Posted by: Dem Congressperson at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (fs1hN)

151 The attack occurred about 3 p.m. Wednesday at Pacific Coast Highway and Crown Valley Parkway, the [Orange County Sheriff’s Department] said in a news release.



Mammone had been riding his bicycle north on Pacific Coast Highway when he was hit from behind by a driver, according to authorities.

The driver, 39-year-old Long Beach resident Vanroy Evan Smith, got out of the car and assaulted Mammone with a knife, police said.

Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

152 Lemonheads Candy > Lemon squares > Lemon party
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:14


Lemoncello > Lemonheads Candy > Lemon squares > Lemon party

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (XvEkX)

153 Clean up on aisle 136
Posted by: Halfhand at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (T4LqJ)



But he used asterisks in all the right places.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (IXZGh)

154 140 The congresswoman admitted to CNN anchor John Berman that the conversation between her and Gosar revealed their "alignment" on not wanting McCarthy to have the leadership role, though she declared she finds it "uncomfortable" serving with Gosar and other MAGA-identifying members of Congress because they engage in "stochastic terrorism" against her.
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

=========

The congresswoman, who died on 1/6, should really not be worried about her physical wellbeing anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

155 Don LeMon. Aside from his gay negritude, what does he bring
to the table?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (rJ48h)

156 BIDEN: "Do I take any blame for inflation? No."
REPORTER: “Why not?”
BIDEN: “Because it was already there when I got here, man.”

****

So was all the money that everybody's lost over the last couple years from their 401ks, you gibbering f*** stick.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (wb1YC)

157 What's a Lemon?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM (vwCZJ)

Don't talk about me like I'm not right here !

Posted by: Fettermans neck lump at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)

158 The View could use another catty bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2023 01:20 PM (u73oe)

159 The driver, 39-year-old Long Beach resident Vanroy Evan Smith, got out of the car and assaulted Mammone with a knife, police said.
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

----------

He seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2023 01:20 PM (Qzn2/)

160 Ben Mankiewicz explaining how the Black List was the worst thing to happen to anyone ever for the thirteen thousandth time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures

Does Ben the Rocket Scientist of culture ever talk about the "White List"? Because there were actors that testified about Communist Party influence in Hollywood, and those people went on a White List, and most of them never worked much more in Hollywood.

IF you have never read it, you should read "Hollywood Party", by Lloyd Billingsley. Very informative about Hollywood before and after WWII, and Communist Party influence, primarily through the unions.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 03, 2023 01:20 PM (vcOmj)

161 Don LeMon has that look in his eyes like he's getting ready to fondle his sac and stick his fingers in someone's mouth.

It is the way of our people.

Posted by: The Donkey Party at February 03, 2023 01:20 PM (2GTfs)

162 I think that speculation is looking good. And I think Don LeMon is on his way to a firing.
++++
That would be good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

163 Ahaha. Can't fire a gay black man. You are stuck with him, or else canceled.
Woke eats woke.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (E7vND)

164 According to two sources with knowledge of the situation, the 56-year-old Lemon approached 30-year-old Collins following the show's Thursday Dec. 8 broadcast -- and unloaded on her in front of staffers as he accused her of "interrupting" him on air.
++++
Wealthy professional members of the ruling class, folks!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

165
Here Kaitlin.... smell my finger

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (CWiKs)

166 Flood the airwaves with women's sports...that'll creat more fans...I want moar pickleball.

Posted by: BignJames at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (AwYPR)

167 I don't have cable. And neither should anyone else.

Cable fees also subsidizes Disney, and ESPN.

And if you have money in JP Morgan Chase, Citi Bank, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, you should get it out.

The people that run these institutions have one thing in common.
They want you dead.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 03, 2023 01:16 PM (vcOmj)


I cut the cord at the beginning of this year. $50 per month internet only now. And last year, I moved all of my banking to a local credit union. Little things from a single person. Probably doesn't make a difference to "them". But it does to me!

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (yYFOV)

168 Barny, you get away from them.

Posted by: JmT at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (asyrG)

169 Mammone had been riding his bicycle north on Pacific Coast Highway when he was hit from behind by a driver, according to authorities.

The driver, 39-year-old Long Beach resident Vanroy Evan Smith, got out of the car and assaulted Mammone with a knife, police said.
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023


***
I've driven the PCH from Venice to Malibu and a little beyond. Those drivers are crazy even on a Sunday afternoon. How could a guy ride a *bicycle* there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

170 95 I can't find it on YouTube, but I know I've seen clips from "Velma" ...
****
The writer of that show is a Panera Bread 2.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM

No...Panera ladies are AWFLs, so they at least somewhat take care of themselves looks-wise. Mindy Kaling is more of a Waffle House 2.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (JCZqz)

171 Don LeMon should slap-fight Magnus Ver Magnusson. That'd be entertaining.

Posted by: Silly Slapperz at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (gaSe6)

172 Send Don to late night TV catheter commercials

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (M+Lyo)

173 >>>Is Don LeMon such a physically imposing figure that someone doesn't just haul off and knock him on his callused ass?

>What happens when Don accidentally trips and falls and your fist finds its way into his colon up to your elbow?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (Jg7EG)

174 I'm all for good natured hate speech, particularly when humorous. But just calling Forbidden Names only puts a big target on the blog.

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (5FPX4)

175 I want moar pickleball.
________

If I had a nickel for every time I said that. . .

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (lf83v)

176 No...Panera ladies are AWFLs, so they at least somewhat take care of themselves looks-wise. Mindy Kaling is more of a Waffle House 2.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Panera is a great place to go bird watching.

And Kaling isn't *that* bad. At least, not until you put her personality into the equation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

177 175 I'm all for good natured hate speech, particularly when humorous. But just calling Forbidden Names only puts a big target on the blog.
Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2023 01:22 PM (5FPX4)

==========

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

178 One of my fond memories was an exchange I had with a woman from Australia who'd seen a contentious interview between Don Lemon and Sheriff Clarke. She *loved* Lemon. He was so refined and polished, so nice. She thought Sheriff Clarke shouldn't be allowed to give public statements because he was aggressive and harsh.

I think I called her on her racism and the fact that an assertive man with heavily African features scared her while the "refined" well spoken fellow with only slightly darkish pigment made her feel safe and assured.

But anyway, they're not going to give Lemon any consequences worth anything. They know who's bright white shiney hineys are polished by having him on the air.

Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2023 01:23 PM (BD/yx)

179 > 'Intractable' is a weird term to use when referring to someone's ego.

It makes sense to me. Intractable = hard to deal with or control. His ego is so massive, it's a problem.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2023 01:23 PM (eyxn4)

180 Don LeMon is a whining little bitch.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at February 03, 2023 01:24 PM (SYTee)

181 156 Don LeMon. Aside from his gay negritude, what does he bring to the table?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 03, 2023 01:19 PM

Bitch, I am the table! A table with rough balls and stinky fingers to rub in your face!

Posted by: Don LeMon at February 03, 2023 01:24 PM (JCZqz)

182 Man, when "Mom Jeans" Colbert is dunking on your attire, it's serious self-reflection time.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2023 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

183 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study.......It found that 10.76 million U.S. homes were owned and occupied by single women, while 8.12 million were owned and occupied by single men._

***
They're still pushing that "women make less than men" canard? Their audience still believes it, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:24 PM (J2vNu)

184 Ron Burgundy!
A very funny movie. Especially the flute solo.
And the gang fight scene.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 03, 2023 01:25 PM (jTmQV)

185 Posted by: Sharmuta at February 03, 2023 01:18 PM

Damn. That's an unsavory blast from the past.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Xrfse)

186 I know there are a few LCMS Morons here and I was wondering if they have heard of this Large Catechism Controversy going on in the Synod?

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I'm not a LCMS Moron and no absolutely nothing about it but I was interested in seeing what was happening, and the first random link led me here:

matthewcochran.net/blog/?p=778

Where this was said:

(discussing mentally ill people who are confused about whether they're male or female)

"Yes, there are Christians who suffer illness, injury, or deformity until the very end of their lives here on Earth. Yes, they need pastoral care regarding these thorns in the flesh. But why should that be preached as the expectation or the default on this issue when we pray that God would heal everyone else? Why would we teach hopelessness as a doctrine?

I'm not going to discuss the goings-on because, like I said, I haven't the slightest involvement. But I needed to see that sentence because it was an outstanding point. Thanks for bringing the topic up.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:25 PM (QWNfT)

187 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study.......It found that 10.76 million U.S. homes were owned and occupied by single women, while 8.12 million were owned and occupied by single men._

***

"What is alimony and child support, Alex?"

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:25 PM (wb1YC)

188 Gay Negritude was a lighthearted gospel musical about homosexuality in AME Zion churches in Mississippi during the great depression. It ran for about ten minutes off, off, off Broadway during the late 80s.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Ysmrn)

189 77 Do you know what would be hilarious? Don LeMon's first day of work at NewsNation, and his having to say good morning to Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 03, 2023 01:09 PM (RmzHk)

You know what would be funny? Don Lemon getting fired and showing up again on a Preparation-H commercial.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:26 PM (BdMk6)

190 Wondering if that darn 'Chinese' balloon is going to fly over PANJ/DE area - FJB and the hyena ARE in Philly - and flash a sign saying Trump 2024 or with some other political message.

Posted by: Lola at February 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Wxlzw)

191 So, let me get this straight...

One liberal racist a-hole screams at another (strong female) liberal racist a-hole on the set of a "show" on a failing broadcast network of liberal racist a-holes?

I get that right?

Sounds good to me. Moar pls.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 03, 2023 01:26 PM (MkuC5)

192 Maybe I'll take care of that problem.

Posted by: Covid at February 03, 2023 01:27 PM (MkFn4)

193 Just 3.5 more hours until I can flee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:27 PM (J2vNu)

194 Mammone had been riding his bicycle north on Pacific Coast Highway when he was hit from behind by a driver, according to authorities.

The driver, 39-year-old Long Beach resident Vanroy Evan Smith, got out of the car and assaulted Mammone with a knife, police said.

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BITCH SCRATCHED MY CAR!!!

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:27 PM (QWNfT)

195 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States
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Yes. And they all have five cats and listen to Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)

196 This is the fag that makes people smell his ball-cheese, right?

Posted by: DB at February 03, 2023 01:28 PM (geLO8)

197 "Why would we teach hopelessness as a doctrine?"

You wouldn't. Because hope is a bullshit illusion used to keep the sheep in line and the collection plates full.

Posted by: Hope is a lucrative industry at February 03, 2023 01:28 PM (UKe2c)

198 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States

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Ah yes, part of the 52% minority population.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:28 PM (QWNfT)

199 One liberal racist a-hole screams at another (strong female) liberal racist a-hole
___________

When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:28 PM (lf83v)

200 Gay Negritude was a lighthearted gospel musical about homosexuality in AME Zion churches in Mississippi during the great depression. It ran for about ten minutes off, off, off Broadway during the late 80s.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023


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Really? What, did the producers bring in a top hat, and everybody wrote an idea for the plot and tossed it into the hat?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:29 PM (J2vNu)

201 Hmm. -18 Celsius (-0.4F) outside. Not sure I want to leave the office to get lunch.

Posted by: spindrift at February 03, 2023 01:29 PM (h5TKJ)

202 > And Kaling isn't *that* bad.

When she was on the Office, I'd agree. Now? Even fully glammed out, she's looking like a middle aged office lady nobody really thinks about in that way.

https://bit.ly/3Y94uXa

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

203 For some reason I actually watched the LeMon clip. I'm surprised he actually made the comment about women's soccer. He should "know better" than to say that they would lose to the men's team. I'm also surprised I agree with him about something.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 03, 2023 01:29 PM (Yr4Df)

204 Don Lemon's face always seemed highly shutuppable to me.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (ykeLU)

205 Send Don to late night TV catheter commercials
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

No way! That's my next big gig.

Posted by: William DeVane at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (2tlct)

206 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States
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Yes. And they all have five cats and listen to Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)


What? Wait!

You mean I'm not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Melissa Etheridge at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (KLPy8)

207 According to wiki, China has 2,185,000 active military, with another 1.1 in reserve forces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Supposedly, Chinese border forces lost a slap fight to Indian border forces (both sides are unarmed there for some reason).

Numbers are one one side of the story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (uvymP)

208 Key Lime Pie >>> Lemon squares >>>>>>

Key lime pie is easy. Lemon squares are a pita and humidity dependent.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (FhXTo)

209 They're still pushing that "women make less than men" canard?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023. You have no idea...

Women earn, on average, about 80% of what men earn, yet have to pay back the same crippling student loan debts. And there is the whole pink collar tax inequity thing. Read that interesting item in Gloria Steinem's "My Life On The Road" just now.

I am of Gloria steinem's generation. As much as we have worked to change that it is still the same.

Many people refuse to understand, or believe, how horrible the working environment is for women, to this day. I think about the fairy tale scene in "9To 5".

The "about 80%" is an average only, and possibly too high. It was about 71 when I was in the corporate world, raising hell. Non-white women still have it far worse.


They also shoulder more unpaid labor in the home From child rearing to elder care

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

210 Hmm. -18 Celsius (-0.4F) outside. Not sure I want to leave the office to get lunch.
________

Stay in and watch "An Inconvenient Truth."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (lf83v)

211 Sad state of our Nation-the Borscht Belt and the Chitlin' Circuit are long gone. All that remains are cheap Chinese balloons and a Morning Lemon Party. Sad.

Posted by: Mourning the Loss at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (RePUn)

212 > And Kaling isn't *that* bad.

When she was on the Office, I'd agree. Now? Even fully glammed out, she's looking like a middle aged office lady nobody really thinks about in that way.

https://bit.ly/3Y94uXa

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

Ugh. Looks like Jabba the Hut in a bridesmaid dress. That shocks the conscience.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (PyOKD)

213 I wonder if a laser death ray would streak down from the balloon if I were to go out to a large field and put down a huge tarp with a picture of a hand flipping the bird?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (XvEkX)

214 THERE'S ONLY ROOM ENOUGH FOR ONE QUEEN OF MORNING TELEVISION!

Posted by: Donelda Lemonada at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

215 >>When she was on the Office, I'd agree. Now? Even fully glammed out, she's looking like a middle aged office lady nobody really thinks about in that way.


Damn, her stylist must hate her.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (rJ48h)

216 IF YOUR SPECIALTY ISN’T DEI: Ohio State doesn’t have much use for you. (Insty)
Ohio State’s DEI-themed faculty hiring boom started with its now-outgoing president, Kristina M. Johnson, who promised in her first “State of the University” speech to hire scores of new faculty with a focus on race and equity, setting the goal of “100 underrepresented and BIPOC hires in all fields of scholarship.” Out of this goal came the Race, Inclusion and Social Equity (RAISE) initiative, a series of cluster hires that promises to transform Ohio State for years to come.
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Calling the Ohio Governor to the courtesy phone... wait it's DeWine. Don't bother.

Posted by: Dem Congressperson at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (fs1hN)

217 "What is alimony and child support, Alex?"
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2023 01:25 PM (wb1YC)

Don't need no man but are perfectly happy to take his money and property.

Posted by: Seems a bit inconsistent, no? at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (UKe2c)

218 NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!

Posted by: Donelda Lemonada at February 03, 2023 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

219
Mindy Kaling is a Middle School Lunch Lady 6.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (KLPy8)

220

Pull back the hood and lick the smegma off, bitch! And wrap that chest shit up and pretend you're a boy!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (jFWf5)

221 If we've reached the movie talk portion of this thread, I'm kind of intrigued by this and shut up. A boy gets magically transported into Mozart's opera The Magic Flute.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGGWV3oL658

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (FVME7)

222 >Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States.

Pickle jar lids hardest hit...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (Ysmrn)

223 Somebody's not a morning person.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)

224 Didn't Lemon first enter the national consciousness with his on air speculation that the Malaysian airliner got swallowed up by a black hole (pun not intended)?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)

225 You wouldn't. Because hope is a bullshit illusion used to keep the sheep in line and the collection plates full.
Posted by: Hope is a lucrative industry at February 03, 2023 01:28 PM (UKe2c)

Hope is an excuse to do nothing.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (BdMk6)

226 If you are gonna have a gay dude co host with chicks, the chicks gotta be homely. Either fat, or just not cute. Cause if they hot, they gonna threaten the gay dude. An gay dudes are insecure enough without the competition for best outfit.

Take me for example. Please PLEASE!!!

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at February 03, 2023 01:33 PM (XykHj)

227 How do we know that Chinese balloon didn't come out of a black hole?

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 03, 2023 01:33 PM (ik/65)

228 He should "know better" than to say that they would lose to the men's team.

The US women's Olympic soccer team loses to good high school boy's teams.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2023 01:33 PM (2tUFv)

229 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States.
___________

At least the toilet seat is always down.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:33 PM (lf83v)

230 194 Wolfus, just tell your boss that you identify as someone from a time zone where it’s already 5:00.

Works for me and my day-drinking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023 01:33 PM (xlMji)

231 Don is on the verge.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 03, 2023 01:33 PM (DcKNO)

232 210 The "about 80%" is an average only, and possibly too high. It was about 71 when I was in the corporate world, raising hell. Non-white women still have it far worse.

They also shoulder more unpaid labor in the home From child rearing to elder care
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

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Maybe averages of the two sexes is a bad statistic to use?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

233 *considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:23 PM


Prometheus is approaching trope status here at the 'Q. Don't you want to do your part to push it over the top?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (Leciv)

234 Which one was it left in tears?

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (z3WCn)

235 Don Lemon's face always seemed highly shutuppable to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:30 PM (ykeLU)


I think you spelled punchable wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (XvEkX)

236 They also shoulder more unpaid labor in the home

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It's weird to think of moms who hate being moms. But that's what this is.

Oh no, I have to do dishes and laundry just like every other person in the United States!

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (QWNfT)

237 Why don't women just declare their gender as male and get an automatic 20% raise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

238 [Women] also shoulder more unpaid labor in the home From child rearing to elder care
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 03, 2023


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While the men do the "ordinary" physical stuff like cleaning the gutters and maintaining the cars and cutting the grass in hot weather. Yeah, such a hardscrabble life, taking care of the kids and Grandpa in the air-conditioning.

There was a country song in the '90s where the central character, a woman, complained that in her years of marriage she got "not one raise in pay." Bullcrap. Every time the husband got a raise, so did you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

239 a series of cluster hires that promises to transform Ohio State for years to come

Hell of a mission statement. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (Xrfse)

240 234 Prometheus is approaching trope status here at the 'Q. Don't you want to do your part to push it over the top?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (Leciv)

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I was of the understanding that it had reached that point about 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

241 Mammone had been riding his bicycle north on Pacific Coast Highway when he was hit from behind by a driver, according to authorities.

The driver, 39-year-old Long Beach resident Vanroy Evan Smith, got out of the car and assaulted Mammone with a knife, police said.

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BITCH SCRATCHED MY CAR!!!
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes

AND BLOODIED MY KNIFE!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:35 PM (FVME7)

242 They also shoulder more unpaid labor in the home
____________

So, they expect to get paid for what they do in their own home?

20 dollars. Same as in town?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:35 PM (lf83v)

243 Once again we see why liberal women hate men -- because they interact with liberal men, who are weaklings, cowards, bullies, and woman-haters.

I would differentiate between leftist and liberal men. I actually know some old time" liberal" men who have wives and daughters and they like women and are not weak or cowards and bullies. However, a leftist man in the news media and a gay primadonna-yes , that's not a good combination.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (D+F6R)

244 Women earn, on average, about 80% of what men earn, yet have to pay back the same crippling student loan debts.

Actually, women have to pay back more in crippling student loan debts - they are much more likely to borrow money to get useless degrees than men are.

I have a master's degree in sociology, I'll have you know!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (2tUFv)

245 Didn't Lemon first enter the national consciousness with his on air speculation that the Malaysian airliner got swallowed up by a black hole (pun not intended)?

In fairness to Don, black holes swallowing things is not an unusual occurence in his world.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (ppBhU)

246 Wolfus, just tell your boss that you identify as someone from a time zone where it’s already 5:00.

Works for me and my day-drinking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023


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Hey! I'm from London in the UK. It's 6:30 pm there now! See ya!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (J2vNu)

247 If we've reached the movie talk portion of this thread, I'm kind of intrigued by this and shut up. A boy gets magically transported into Mozart's opera The Magic Flute.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGGWV3oL658
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:32 PM (FVME7)



Movie Score:

Looks like a "Never Ending Story" 3.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (KLPy8)

248 Gay, black, homosexual talk-show hosts; stealing daytime jobs from chatty women because he's too much of a snowflake to get a man's job.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (Jg7EG)

249 Hope is an excuse to do nothing.
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Are you sure that isn't despair that is an excuse to do nothing?

If you are hoping for something, you have some expectation for a good/positive change.

Hope being a combination of the desire for something and expectation of receiving it. Now the rub comes in with whether your expectation is for a "gift" or whether you will have to do something before receipt.

Posted by: I hope you don't mind at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (o+YPm)

250 Does she want to speak to Don's manager?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Ysmrn)

251 245
Actually, women have to pay back more in crippling student loan debts - they are much more likely to borrow money to get useless degrees than men are.

I have a master's degree in sociology, I'll have you know!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2023 01:36 PM (2tUFv)

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I remember some meme of a FB conversation where a young woman was complaining about how women were not getting degrees in the hard sciences, and it was all the fault of the science departments for not letting more in. Some guy asked her what her degree was in, and she responded with gender studies.

It was just so on point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

252 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study. ...
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (RHGPo)
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What does "single" mean? Single/never married? Single/widowed? Single/divorced? Single/separated? First-time homebuyers or older people?

It's an interesting finding, but it needs some detail. Also, they need to cram the pay gap crap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

253 Wow. A jolly green just flew low over my house. Had forgotten how loud they are.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (BdMk6)

254 Actually, women have to pay back more in crippling student loan debts - they are much more likely to borrow money to get useless degrees than men are.
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Should've gotten an MRS degree

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (fs1hN)

255 The chicks have been tainted by proximity to Don.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (tM5h4)

256 I have a master's degree in sociology, I'll have you know!

And then these women become cat ladies, because they think that their useless master's degree makes them part of The Elite, so they are too good for any of the available males.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (2tUFv)

257 THE CHINESE BALLOON IS ARMED WITH JEWISH SPACE LASERS!!!@1@1!

Posted by: MTG at February 03, 2023 01:38 PM (vrsjf)

258 2% inflation was bad enough.
10% is going to break the country's back.

Interest payments on the national debt have to exceed inflation or no one will hold the debt.

Except the Fed. Lolol

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2023 01:38 PM (MkFn4)

259 Also Maria Thayer...yum
Posted by: Moron with access to urban dictionary at February 03, 2023 01:03 PM (lc5cP)


Thayer was born in Portland, Oregon, and spent her early life in the small town of Boring, east of Portland, where her parents owned a bee farm.

Planting time must have been a bitch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2023 01:38 PM (uvymP)

260 253 What does "single" mean? Single/never married? Single/widowed? Single/divorced? Single/separated? First-time homebuyers or older people?

It's an interesting finding, but it needs some detail. Also, they need to cram the pay gap crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

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The house ownership statistic seems to fly in the face of the whole pay gap idea. "We're paid less, but we own more homes."

Of course, if the findings were reversed, Elizabeth Warren would be introducing legislation to arrest single men owning homes and throwing them in prison until the numbers evened out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

261 Sources may have been heard to say that Mr. Lemon has been requesting to acquire a vintage double action revolver, for rehearsal purposes...

Posted by: Speller at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (pSotA)

262 I remember some meme of a FB conversation where a young woman was complaining about how women were not getting degrees in the hard sciences, and it was all the fault of the science departments for not letting more in. Some guy asked her what her degree was in, and she responded with gender studies.

It was just so on point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, they complain that "the patriarchy" is keeping women out of STEM. Meanwhile, at the STEM university where I work, we roll out the red carpet to recruit young women. NO ONE is preventing them from applying to a STEM school or from being accepted. Their only limitation is themselves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (YIVH2)

263 How many black homosexuals are there and why is every one of them in the media?
It's gotta like .0001% of the demographic.
And since when is one's sexual preference the most importantest thing ever?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (jTmQV)

264 Haz anyone seen ballon boy lately?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (0Qrr3)

265

We should have kept our own slaves home in Africa, where we belonged! Selling our women and children to Whitey ruined our noble race, full of extraordinary high-tech accomplishments! If we kept our slave bitches in-house, someday we might have invented the wheel!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (jFWf5)

266 MTG was ahead of the curve.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (MkFn4)

267 The "about 80%" is an average only, and possibly too high. It was about 71 when I was in the corporate world, raising hell. Non-white women still have it far worse.


Well.
Join the Army. Every sergeant with six years of service gets paid exactly the same. And ever captain with eight hears of experience gets paid the same. And so in.
There. Happy now?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (XvEkX)

268 263 Yeah, they complain that "the patriarchy" is keeping women out of STEM. Meanwhile, at the STEM university where I work, we roll out the red carpet to recruit young women. NO ONE is preventing them from applying to a STEM school or from being accepted. Their only limitation is themselves.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2023 01:39 PM (YIVH2)

=========

It was that way when I was in college.

They threw money at young women who entered engineering, and yet the electrical engineering degree was still something like 98-2 men. Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

269 Raising kids and keeping house is unpaid labor? Really? The roof over head, clothing, food and cars just magically appear?

By the way, as a single parent of yesteryear, I want reparations for the completely involuntary unpaid household labor I had to do along with putting food on the table, paying rent, etc.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (bv8WI)

270 Why do I have a sickening feeling that the not-so-distant future involves sitting in the basement listening to crackling Joe Biden on the hand-cranked radio explain why we were nuked?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (ik/65)

271 78 year old retired SWAT commander shot and killed Gulf War veteran for talking on his telephone and throwing popcorn on him during the previews in a movie theater. Acquitted on self defense claim.

https://bit.ly/3wRzQFy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (FVME7)

272 "Don has an intractable ego," a source close to both Licht and Lemon said. "My understanding is he wants the show to be about him. I don't know how you fix that. It's a very difficult situation."
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[makes note on pad]
'Demonstrates deeply-rooted, pathological egomania/narcissism'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, non-clinical psychologist at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (pXXcj)

273 Some guy asked her what her degree was in, and she responded with gender studies.

It's basically a degree in pissing and moaning, so I can see why it has some natural appeal for women. But it would be like guys getting a degree in masturbation. Sure, we're made for this field of study, but the pay leaves something to be desired.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (ppBhU)

274 Someone ask MTG about Ashli Babbitt's murder, please.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (MkFn4)

275 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States
_______

Yes. And they all have five cats and listen to Taylor Swift.

> Nurse R and Lady L are just 2 examples that all women isn't applicable.


Posted by: old chick at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (sOete)

276 While the men do the "ordinary" physical stuff like cleaning the gutters and maintaining the cars and cutting the grass in hot weather. ...
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 03, 2023 01:34 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Yup. My sister-in-law puts it pretty bluntly. I was over there helping install a light fixture. She said, "this is boy stuff. I am going to stay out of your way. Let me know if you need anything."

"Boy stuff" is a real thing, just like "girl stuff" is. You need more than a bit of both to make a household function properly, both in physical and family terms.

Almost like it's more or less designed to have both participants doing their jobs. Funny how that works out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

277 253 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study. ...
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (RHGPo)
++++
What does "single" mean? Single/never married? Single/widowed? Single/divorced? Single/separated? First-time homebuyers or older people?

It's an interesting finding, but it needs some detail. Also, they need to cram the pay gap crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

You can't square this supposed pay gap with the rise in home prices and mortgage interest rates and not provide that type of context.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

278 Amazing that Lemon is so talentless that he's incapable of sitting on a couch and being pleasant for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (CwhoI)

279
I suggested someone photochop Eliza Blue's face on one of the black cops who beat Tyree, because the internet is telling she's the worst person in the world (this week).

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (eOg7O)

280 Meet the team behind ChatGPT. Explains a lot.

https://twitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/ 1621239952536211457?cxt=HHwWgsC8qbXJ5v8sAAAA

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2023 01:42 PM (fs1hN)

281 Meanwhile, at the STEM university where I work, we roll out the red carpet to recruit young women.

Math is hard!

Posted by: Barbie! at February 03, 2023 01:42 PM (2tUFv)

282 He should "know better" than to say that they would lose to the men's team.
--

They wouldn't even be allowed on the field.

One of my favorite internet things is the "Dude Bros" or whatever that do trick shots and have made millions monetizing it. They went to advertise with Serena Williams once and were all pretending that they were struggling with her awesome serves when they were standing shoulder to shoulder so no one could move or swing.

https://youtu.be/dzA8_7X9uLQ?t=223

No one ever got to play with her, though.

She's the best in the world, and I'm betting any of them that had even a basic familiarity with the game from back in high school could beat her. That's why they weren't going to be allowed to actually play Ms. Olympia.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:42 PM (QWNfT)

283 I was of the understanding that it had reached that point about 3 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:35 PM


Has it had an entire Café Thread dedicated to it like bats have?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2023 01:42 PM (vjHWM)

284 265 I had totally forgotten about the Balloon Boy story.

I think he’s hanging out with Clock Boy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (xlMji)

285 271 to include a story about when he was nuked in Scranton and was awarded the a Big Gold Medal of Awesome because he saved 32 people and a rabbit from the fallout.

Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

286 >"Don has an intractable ego," a source close to both Licht and Lemon said. "My understanding is he wants the show to be about him. I don't know how you fix that. It's a very difficult situation."


You fire his ass
this ain't rocket surgery

Posted by: DB at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (geLO8)

287 Don Lemon is a sour fruit.

Posted by: Caliban at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (iC8vi)

288 Subsidized by your cable bill.
Posted by: JmT at February 03, 2023 01:13 PM (asyrG)


One of the great joys provided by cutting the cable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (uvymP)

289 287 >"Don has an intractable ego," a source close to both Licht and Lemon said. "My understanding is he wants the show to be about him. I don't know how you fix that. It's a very difficult situation."


You fire his ass
this ain't rocket surgery
Posted by: DB at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (geLO

========

If you do that, then he spills about your sex dungeon in the middle of the studio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

290 This busty blonde in a one-piece has better things to do than watch CNN:
https://is.gd/FaBqCd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (t0OGg)

291 Go out and look in the sky says the USAF.

We're really fucking boned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2023 01:44 PM (+Wcyp)

292 274 Some guy asked her what her degree was in, and she responded with gender studies.

It's basically a degree in pissing and moaning, so I can see why it has some natural appeal for women. But it would be like guys getting a degree in masturbation. Sure, we're made for this field of study, but the pay leaves something to be desired.
____

I'm one of the lucky ones!

Posted by: J. Tooobin! at February 03, 2023 01:44 PM (fs1hN)

293 >>>THE CHINESE BALLOON IS ARMED WITH JEWISH SPACE LASERS!!!@1@1!

>I thought the Jews had a lock on all weather control devices?

I believe the balloon is a marketing ploy and will linger until the halftime show of the Super Bowel until such time it will release its payload of commemorative sneakers and discounted Buffalo hot wings.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2023 01:44 PM (Jg7EG)

294 >>>"Don has an intractable ego,"

That tends to happen to deeply stupid people who are coddled, given jobs they are not qualified for and then richly awarded for their mediocrity.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2023 01:44 PM (CwhoI)

295 Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Japanese Fire Bomb Balloons from WWII at February 03, 2023 01:44 PM (lf83v)

296 If Lemon gets fired he will probably end up teamed with Tater at "Hahvad".

Posted by: free tibet at February 03, 2023 01:45 PM (iNp3L)

297 Why do I have a sickening feeling that the not-so-distant future involves sitting in the basement listening to crackling Joe Biden on the hand-cranked radio explain why we were nuked?
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

I already know it wasn't his fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 03, 2023 01:45 PM (FVME7)

298 2% inflation was bad enough.
10% is going to break the country's back.

---

We went to buy snacks for a sleepover tonight.

The house brand Dr. Pepper knockoff was 79 cents a year ago, then 96 cents six months ago, and is up to $1.20 now.

The house brand potato chips were $1.50, then $2, and now they're $2.50.

Prices are nearly doubling in one year.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:45 PM (QWNfT)

299 Can we poke a hole in the Chinese spy balloon and watch it fly around in circles for a while?
That would be cool.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2023 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

300 78 year old retired SWAT commander shot and killed Gulf War veteran for talking on his telephone and throwing popcorn on him during the previews in a movie theater. Acquitted on self defense claim.


So what does being a retired cop and an old veteran have to do with anything? Sounds to me like a couple old fogies going at it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:46 PM (XvEkX)

301 Sure, we're made for this field of study, but the pay leaves something to be desired.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 03, 2023 01:41 PM (ppBhU)

That's why you beat it like it OWES you money.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2023 01:46 PM (PyOKD)

302 'What happens when Don accidentally trips and falls and your fist finds its way into his colon up to your elbow?'

I got a funny feeling in my pants now.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 03, 2023 01:46 PM (a1ycR)

303 Go cover the Commie balloon story, Don. Take Amtrack.

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 03, 2023 01:46 PM (glGDV)

304
> Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study. ...

It works like this: She fucks her boss, tells hubby to move out. She gets the kids and the house.

She is now a single woman with a house.
He is now a single man without a house.

Posted by: Speller at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (pSotA)

305 Can we poke a hole in the Chinese spy balloon and watch it fly around in circles for a while?
That would be cool.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2023 01:45 PM (v0R5T)


Best idea I've heard yet!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (XvEkX)

306 78 year old retired SWAT commander shot and killed Gulf War veteran for talking on his telephone and throwing popcorn on him during the previews in a movie theater. Acquitted on self defense claim.

Caramel popcorn has sharp edges.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (CwhoI)

307 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States.
---------

What is this supposed to mean or prove?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (SmaR4)

308 So what does being a retired cop and an old veteran have to do with anything? Sounds to me like a couple old fogies going at it.
_________

Statler and Waldorf. With guns.

Posted by: Japanese Fire Bomb Balloons from WWII at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (lf83v)

309 “Commie balloon.” Enunciate and project.

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (glGDV)

310 Grump, I'm a member of the LCMS, and I haven't heard anything from my pastor. Synod president has been a pretty conservative guy, I thought.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (KXY4V)

311 Hope is a lucrative industry at February 03, 2023 01:28 PM (UKe2c)

Insommniac, is that you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (D+F6R)

312 Go cover the Commie balloon story, Don. Take Amtrack.

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 03, 2023 01:46 PM (glGDV)

--------

"It, it, it ... just disappeared -- swallowed by a black ho!'

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (t5KuK)

313 It works like this: She fucks her boss, tells hubby to move out. She gets the kids and the house.

She is now a single woman with a house.
He is now a single man without a house.
Posted by: Speller

--

Science!

Also don't forget the part where he continues to give her $1000 or so each month.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (QWNfT)

314 What is this supposed to mean or prove?
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (SmaR4)
++++
On its own? Nothing. That level of detail isn't illuminating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

315 "Don has an intractable ego," a source close to both Licht and Lemon said. "My understanding is he wants the show to be about him. I don't know how you fix that. It's a very difficult situation."

-

Sounds like Ted Baxter. Except Baxter was lovable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (sVtYq)

316 Men on average die first so that "statistic" no doubt counts widows.

You can always trust there's something some libshit statistic isn't telling you.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:48 PM (SmaR4)

317 Who gets relieved for letting in the Commie balloon?

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 03, 2023 01:49 PM (glGDV)

318 "Running off in tears." Really? I've worked with assholes before...you just deal with it. Are all the people just 12-year-olds in adult bodies?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 03, 2023 01:49 PM (S7une)

319 Posted by: Speller

Also that

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:49 PM (SmaR4)

320 It was that way when I was in college.

They threw money at young women who entered engineering, and yet the electrical engineering degree was still something like 98-2 men. Weird, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

I think we are looking at a fundamental difference in both how men and women think, but also what interests them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:49 PM (zZu0s)

321 "Running off in tears." Really? I've worked with assholes before...you just deal with it. Are all the people just 12-year-olds in adult bodies?

--

Gay man.

Gay black man, so even more stereotypically gay.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 03, 2023 01:49 PM (QWNfT)

322 Can we poke a hole in the Chinese spy balloon and watch it fly around in circles for a while?
_______

Any time someone uses the word "poke" and "hole" and "Chinese" in the same sentence, I'm in favor of it.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 03, 2023 01:50 PM (lf83v)

323 So the Commie balloon didn’t need the Navy to chase it away. Now back to Hunter.

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 03, 2023 01:50 PM (glGDV)

324 This busty blonde in a one-piece has better things to do than watch CNN:
https://is.gd/FaBqCd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (t0OGg)

I know I'm committing a sacrilege now, but she'd look better with smaller tits.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (BdMk6)

325 Lemon no doubt leaves a lot of people in tears.

Not tears.

Tears.

In their unreceptive asshole.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (SmaR4)

326 Some guy asked her what her degree was in, and she responded with gender studies.


Such bullsh*t. I majored in gender studies every Friday and Saturday night while in school. Sometimes even study sessions on Thursday.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (XvEkX)

327 Who gets relieved for letting in the Commie balloon?
________

Nena.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (lf83v)

328 Maybe it derriver food !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (M+Lyo)

329 What is this supposed to mean or prove?
Posted by: ...

Othering, pick your tribe and just hope to hell you don't have any disqualifying skeletons in your closet.

Posted by: old chick at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (sOete)

330 I wonder if the balloon is full of helium. I'd love to hear "You go, you heah foah hours now!" in a helium voice.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

331 We went to buy snacks for a sleepover tonight.

The house brand Dr. Pepper knockoff was 79 cents a year ago, then 96 cents six months ago, and is up to $1.20 now.



12 pack name brand is $7.99.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (G8h7g)

332 nood, more Hunter Biden fuckery. But not the fun kind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (XvPQV)

333 They threw money at young women. . .

Haven't we all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (ppBhU)

334 I know I'm committing a sacrilege now, but she'd look better with smaller tits.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (BdMk6)

I dunno. The sideboob peeking out from around the swimsuit is a major turn on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (zZu0s)

335 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States.
---------

What is this supposed to mean or prove?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (SmaR4)

-----------

Single men can't get home loans, while single women are greenlit?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (t5KuK)

336 (No gripiing about my use of 'venom', I couldn't be bothered to expend any more energy on Lemon.)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2023 01:14 PM (ykeLU)

Who could gripe about the proper use of venom vs poison?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (R1vlk)

337 Don LeMoan is an over ripe fruit.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

338 324 Burn the heretic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2023 01:52 PM (xlMji)

339 I know I'm committing a sacrilege now, but she'd look better with smaller tits.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (BdMk6)

C'mon man

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2023 01:53 PM (M+Lyo)

340 277 253 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States, despite earning only about 83 cents for every dollar that men earn, according to a new study. ...
Posted by: SMOD
-------
Ecological fallacy--what is true at the macro level is not necessarily true at the individual level.

To do it properly, you have to assess the individual incomes of the home owning females and how they came to own the home (exclude inheritance/widowhood for example) and then compare it with home.
owning men and their individual incomes using the same inheritance/widowerhood filter.

Then you have to account whether any selection bias is going on due to different strategies that are sex related. Men who are single may prefer not to deal with home ownership while women due to HGTV may be programmed into thinking it a safe investment/fun to accessorize/decorate/etc.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2023 01:53 PM (RI49d)

341 Single women own and occupy more homes than single men in the United States.
---------

What is this supposed to mean or prove?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2023 01:47 PM (SmaR4)


Who more often get the house in a divorce, silly!

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2023 01:53 PM (gmo/4)

342 It was that way when I was in college.

They threw money at young women who entered engineering, and yet the electrical engineering degree was still something like 98-2 men. Weird, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

I think we are looking at a fundamental difference in both how men and women think, but also what interests them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 03, 2023 01:49 PM (zZu0s)
---
Yep. I've been studying/working here for around 29+ years. The ratio of men to women has consistently been around 3:1 or so, despite everything the university does to recruit and retain women. Some women just come here for the MRS degree, admittedly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2023 01:53 PM (YIVH2)

343 >A boy gets magically transported into Mozart's opera The Magic Flute.

They cast F Murray Abram so they probably made whatever joke I wanted to make here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 03, 2023 01:53 PM (44ww/)

344 White supremacy turned Lemon gay and stupid. What can't it do?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2023 01:54 PM (StQQf)

345 I know I'm committing a sacrilege now, but she'd look better with smaller tits.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 03, 2023 01:51 PM (BdMk6)

--------

Agreed, those don't look natural.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 03, 2023 01:54 PM (t5KuK)

346 304 ORRR he has multiple affairs, emotionally abuses her on the daily with the occasional physical thrown in should she get any ideas, blames it on PTSD and tells the whole world how awful she is for wanting to leave someone suffering from deployment after deployment. Uses this story to gain sympathy and starts an affair with the wife’s best friend, then something hugely traumatic happens, she leaves because if she stays in the house she will get dead. He takes the house, doesn’t pay the mortgage (or anything else), asks for alimony from her, abandons the minor child, depletes bank accounts, and moves in with best friend and marries her after dragging the divorce out 3 years and costing the wife $200k in the process. Wife and minor child left with nada colada except $900 a month of her marital share of the military retirement, of which she is demonized for having the gall to take. But he is a follower of Jesus and esteemed military veteran!

Or something like that.

Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2023 01:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

347 Nood

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2023 01:55 PM (PyOKD)

348 This busty blonde in a one-piece has better things to do than watch CNN:
https://is.gd/FaBqCd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2023 01:43 PM (t0OGg)
........

She's got some nice spy balloons.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2023 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

349 If your sex life revolved around other men's shit you'd be a little crabby too.

Posted by: CrustyB at February 03, 2023 01:56 PM (94TNw)

350 Re "gender studies" vs STEM -- Sure ladies...those geeks and nerds in the STEM fields don't want any girls in their classes.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 03, 2023 01:56 PM (S7une)

351 Wolfe, that was Dolly Parton in "Nine to Five" and she was a single working girl.

Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2023 01:57 PM (cTCuP)

352 It's so cute and thoughtful that the burly, manly-men at the Pentagon don't want the debris from the balloon to accidentally injure any of the millions of new immigrant Americans that may be staying in five star hotels.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2023 01:58 PM (Jg7EG)

353 "women were not getting degrees in the hard sciences, and it was all the fault of the science departments for not letting more in. Some guy asked her what her degree was in, and she responded with gender studies."

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 03, 2023 02:00 PM (Sg7FE)

354 306 78 year old retired SWAT commander shot and killed Gulf War veteran for talking on his telephone and throwing popcorn on him during the previews in a movie theater. Acquitted on self defense claim.

----------
This occurred years ago but trial was delayed by appeals of the original decision by the trial judge to deny the stand your ground defense to the defendant in a pretrial hearing. Florida (and GA) have a bifurcated self defense legal process. First, any defendant can request (not mandatory) that any prosecution be barred by self defense claims in a pretrial hearing. Essentially, it treats self defense laws in each state as a legal issue to be decided by a judge instead of having it submitted to a trial jury. If the defendant fails to persuade a judge, then the case moves to the regular criminal justice procedure. If it succeeds, double jeopardy applies and the defendant is protected against lawsuits as well as ending any prosecution over the event.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2023 02:01 PM (RI49d)

355 Yes, there are Christians who suffer illness, injury, or deformity until the very end of their lives here on Earth. (To be fair, I'm not sure that I know anyone who isn't suffering from some chronic issue. Be it mental health, physical health, if not personally through a loved one or family member. My point being, it is a mistake to think there are only a few people who have intractable problems. Life is, largely an intractable problem, that you have to manage. I know for more people who have intractable problems than I do people who have had miraculous healings/solutions. Although I do know of a few of those.)

Yes, they need pastoral care regarding these thorns in the flesh. (Everybody does). But why should that be preached as the expectation or the default on this issue when we pray that God would heal everyone else? (This doesn't make sense without the context that is probably missing. I mean obviously we would pray that people with mental health issues be healed also, not just have to live with it.) Why would we teach hopelessness as a doctrine? (So wait, are you saying you don't pray for the mentally ill for healing at all? You tell them there is no hope in prayer?).

Posted by: Seems a weird incomplete formulation at February 03, 2023 02:01 PM (4eSXa)

356 316 Men on average die first so that "statistic" no doubt counts widows.

You can always trust there's something some libshit statistic isn't telling you.
Posted by: ...
-----------
Almost all media reporting of studies is crap because journalism and now most liberal arts students by and large do not understand basic math, research design, nor applied math as in statistics. Add to the fact that many research studies are actually advocacy and not objective and that the sheer number of them allow for cherrypicking to find a favorable one, effectively make the American public misinformed on most factoids.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2023 02:06 PM (RI49d)

357 I always imagine that people on TV would have at least one (if not all) the following characteristics:

1) Handsome
2) Smart
3) Funny
4) Affable, likable

Don is good looking enough, but...woff. Dumb as a box of bricks. Not funny. Not likable.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 03, 2023 02:08 PM (plOKQ)

358 Add to the fact that many research studies are actually advocacy and not objective
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2023 02:06 PM


You are not enough standard deviations from your age mean to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2023 02:11 PM (a3Q+t)

359 IF you have never read it, you should read "Hollywood Party", by Lloyd Billingsley. Very informative about Hollywood before and after WWII, and Communist Party influence, primarily through the unions.


Out of print -saw one copy for $39.99 iirc on ebay.

Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at February 03, 2023 02:13 PM (M3hSG)

360 Look, Lemon is high on something every minute of the day or night, but who are we to judge him?

Posted by: jerry jay carroll at February 03, 2023 02:26 PM (4hOWY)

361 I am making $100 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this website.. www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at February 03, 2023 04:20 PM (Py7f7)

362 My understanding is he wants the show to be about him. I don't know how you fix that.
Easy. You fire him.

Posted by: GWB at February 03, 2023 05:27 PM (B7zYP)

363 With all the warmth of a ice cube and all the tendereness of a Crocidile

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 03, 2023 05:51 PM (wGqjj)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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