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Merrick Garland Announces Appointment of Special Counsel

declassifydocuments.jfif

Merrick Garland will be giving a statement at 1:15 pm Eastern Standard Time. Supposedly.

I imagine this statement will consist of him appointing someone who continues working beneath him in the chain of command to "investigate" this matter, while talking it up as if he's an independent prosecutor. He'll even use the words "independent prosecutor," while not actually appointing an independent prosecutor. He'll just say that he'll operate "independently." And yet... still answer to Merrick Garland. So he'll be "independent' like Kim Foxx's subordinate was when she "recused" herself from the Juicy Smolliet matter. Wink.

Live feed of Garland's statement:


So who will the "independent" prosecutor be? Eric Holder? Andrew Weissman?

Joe Scarborough?

A girthy, musky post for you while we wait:

Weird, Merrick Garland appointed a special prosecutor to investigate Trump's cache of classified documents but seems to insist he's able to investigate his boss himself. Even though he has an obvious conflict of interest, and Biden could fire him at any time, even assuming, hilariously, he would ever bring charges against a Democrat president.


Garland appointed special counsel Jack Smith to handle the DOJ's Trump investigations, in part to insulate the agency from allegations of partisanship for investigating an active candidate for president. Trump and many of his Republicans have nonetheless derided the entire affair as an act of political persecution.

Republicans have long pushed for a special counsel to investigate first son Hunter Biden over his myriad scandals. The revelations of the president's scattered classified materials, however, has intensified such demands, with many demanding that the DOJ handle the president in the same way it did Trump.

Texas GOP Rep. Troy Nehls on Wednesday tweeted that "Attorney General Merrick Garland must appoint a special counsel" following revelations of the second batch's discovery.

...


Missouri Republican Sen. Josh Hawley, meanwhile, wrote directly to Garland on Wednesday saying "[i]n President Trump's case, that retention [of documents] triggered an unprecedented raid on the home of a former president, rationalized with a thicket of partisan doublespeak. President Biden has not experienced anything remotely similar."

"Every conservative out there is completely disgusted with the standard that exists in America when it comes to conservatives and everybody else," he further asserted, per The Hill.

Garland has thus far not named a special counsel to address matters involving any member of the Biden family.

More at the link.

We now know that Joe Biden kept his second stash of classified documents in his messy, unsecured White Trash Shambles garage.

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The White House Counsel's Office explained that Biden lawyers "discovered among personal and political papers a small number of additional Obama-Biden Administration records with classified markings" and "all but one of these documents were found in storage space in the President's Wilmington residence garage." Another document was found "among stored materials in an adjacent room" while Biden's lawyers reported that no documents were found at Biden's other house in Rehoboth Beach.

The Counsel's office said that "the Department of Justice was immediately notified" of the suddenly discovered second batch of classified documents and arrangements were made for the Justice Department to take possession of the mishandled documents.

But "immediately" isn't an accurate term here. The first documents were found on November 2, and the DOJ nor Biden disclosed that fact until it was reported months later, conveniently after the midterms. And, given all the documents being found now were improperly taken by Biden when he left the vice president's office in 2017 and not magically discovered until roughly six years later, we still don't know where those documents traveled before finding their way into Biden's garage and UPenn office, nor do we know what information is in the documents, or how many more there may be out there.

When asked about the second batch of classified materials being found in his Delaware garage on Thursday morning, Biden explained that his "Corvette is in a locked garage" (um, ok) and that he "immediately" cooperated with the National Archives and DOJ.


Check out the top-level security of this "locked garage." It's practically a SCIF.

bidensgarage.jfif

Look fat, my garage is a certified science room.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy

And what is going on with the China-supported Penn Center, where the first tranche of classified documents were found?

The Biden Center has since found itself in the middle of a firestorm, leading to renewed questions on the likes of Chinese donations to the University of Pennsylvania, which houses the think tank. Hunter Biden is also shown to have discussed the center in emails before its launch.

Within weeks of leaving the vice presidency under former President Barack Obama in January 2017, Biden became the "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" at the University of Pennsylvania, an honorary position, and the "Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement" was launched in Washington, D.C. the next year.

...

On April 25, 2016, Creative Artists Agency (CAA) agent Craig Gering emailed Hunter with "confidential notes from our meeting," in which Gering listed apparent plans that were discussed for the vice president upon leaving office.

One of those plans included "wealth creation," with no further explanation, and another included an apparent reference to the Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C., with a possible job opportunity for Hunter.

"The Biden Institute of Foreign Relations at the University of Pennsylvania," Gering's email read. "Focus on foreign policy. In addition to the institute at U of Penn, the school has an existing office in DC that will be expanded to house a DC office for VP Biden (and Mike, Hunter and Steve?). Operates like The Clinton Global Initiative without the money raise."

That is, without the pretense of raising charity for foreigners. Just straight grift for the Bidens.

Hunter was to be in on the grift:

Just 10 days earlier, Hunter was scheduled to attend a meeting with his father and then-university President Amy Gutmann, according to an email of Hunter's schedule from Rosemont Seneca Vice President Joan Mayer.

Hunter's lawyer and the White House did not respond to Fox News Digital inquiries on the matter.


Joe Biden has repeatedly claimed to be a "full professor" at Penn.

He's lying, as usual:

Joe Biden left the vice presidency on Jan. 20, 2017, and was hired as a professor at Penn less four weeks after that, where he was paid a total of $776,527 in 2017 and 2018, which was nearly double what full-time Penn professors made during the same time, Philadelphia magazine reported in 2019.

The magazine reported at the time that the former vice president's professorship was "really more of speaking residency," and that, "[h]e's been on campus so infrequently that it becomes news when he actually is there," which was a total of six times.

Full professor. Six times total on campus.

Jonathan Turley writes that Washington is in "full spin control" to protect Biden, after having previously said that "even a misdemeanor conviction" of Trump would bar him from ever running for office again.

Tucker Carlson pointed out that MSNBC's pet pop historian Michael Bechsloss suggested that Trump should be put to death like the Rosenbergs, and former CIA director Michael Hayden agreed.

Should Biden be executed, I wonder?

Is the FBI going to open a file on me for asking that? Did they open a file on Michael Bechsloss or Michael Hayden? Do the Regime lawyers at the FBI have a white paper they've written up explaining why, according to The New and Improved Constitution they've devised, it's permissible to urge the execution of President Trump but Subversive and Illegal to speculate about the appropriateness of such a punishment for the criminal Chinese agent Biden? Would they care to share their legal musings on this subject with the citizenry, so we can know what laws we are expected to comport ourselves with, or are the laws we are bound by now to be kept Secret from us?


While the media continues to dismiss the influence peddling investigation as, in the words this weekend of NBC's Chuck Todd, a "personal" attack, it is far more serious as a form of corruption due to an array of dangers from such access. The millions given to Hunter Biden came from a variety of foreign sources, including some coming from figures tied to foreign intelligence. This money not only gained influence but access to the Bidens.

Hunter himself stated that foreign intelligence used hotel rooms to steal his files. A videotape purportedly shows Biden claiming that one of his laptops was stolen by Russians for blackmail purposes.

Putting aside the lack of media interest in Biden's claim, there is no information on any investigation by the FBI that blackmail material may have been acquired on the Bidens.

The danger of influence peddling is that it is not only the preferred avenue for corruption in Washington, but it often allows dangerous levels of access to targeted leaders.

Even if the public dodged this danger on the Chinese-funded office, it was not due to any lack of effort by the Bidens. The question now is how the public can feel confident that the FBI will show the same vigor in investigating the Bidens as it did Trump.

Attorney General Merrick Garland knows that many citizens no longer trust the government and his current position will only deepen those misgivings. There is growing unease over the litany of controversies over political bias at the FBI, including calls for a new "Church Committee" to look into reforms.

At the same time, Garland has maintained an incomprehensible position in refusing to appoint a special counsel to investigate the Biden influence peddling controversy and other issues. He has done so despite clear evidence that the President had lied in denying any knowledge of his son's foreign dealings and repeated references to the President getting a possible cut or benefits (including the Chinese-funded office) from the deals.

Garland's position now borders on the comical. He announced that he was compelled to appoint a special counsel on the Mar-a-Lago and other possible offenses by Trump after he officially became a candidate for the 2024 presidential election. At the time, some of us noted that Biden is actually the president but Garland was steadfastly refusing to make such an appointment.

Now Biden stands accused of the same underlying offense as Mar-a-Lago. While there have not been false statement or obstruction claims raised, it is unclear what allegations will emerge. More importantly, the offense of unlawfully removing and storing classified information is the same. Yet, Garland again refused to appoint a special counsel and will keep the matter within the DOJ rank-and-file.

Biden can count on every possible consideration and accommodation from the media. The public is used to that. However, Garland will undermine both investigations by continuing to block the appointment of a special counsel into Biden and his family.

More at the link.

No president or AG will ever appoint a special prosecutor again: They will merely cite the "Biden-Garland precedent.

Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




Comments

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1 "On the case!"
-John Durham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 12, 2023 01:05 PM (AtROh)

3 That's a great captcha!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:05 PM (7f6JG)

4 My garage can be opened with any key of the same type. I found that out by accident.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

5

What's a Joe Biden?

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 12, 2023 01:06 PM (vwCZJ)

6 "Select all squares with people who can declassify documents." LOL

I hate those security things, particularly when I'm on a small i-phone. I can't see the darn pictures

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 01:06 PM (D+F6R)

7 Let me save you the trouble of watching:

biden had no intent so all good

trump is different because reasons things, penumbras and orange man bad

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:06 PM (VTu1l)

8 "I imagine this statement will consist of him appointing someone who continues working beneath him in the chain of command to "investigate" this matter, while talking it up as if he's an independent prosecutor. He'll even use the words "independent prosecutor," while not actually appointing an independent prosecutor. He'll just say that he'll operate "independently." And yet... still answer to Merrick Garland. So he'll be "independent' like Kim Foxx's subordinate was when she "recused" herself from the Juicy Smolliet matter. Wink."

Such perspicacity! Why, it's almost like you have seen these events play out before they happen!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (IXZGh)

10 So, Garland is going to have a press conference to blame MAGA?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (mnUzy)

11 Ill repeat what everyone here has said:

everything

EVERYTHING

the left accuses us of doing they are guilty of

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (VTu1l)

12 a small number of additional Obama-Biden Administration records with classified markings

Why the circumlocution? Records with classified markings? How about "classified records"?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (eOEVl)

13
Walls are closing in.

/s

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (enJYY)

14 We now know that Joe Biden kept his second stash of classified documents in his messy, unsecured White Trash Shambles garage.

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You know, now that you mention it...

Joe is proud of the enormous car collection (with no EVs) he has acquired while never working for private industry and always earning low wages as a government employee. He has given multiple interviews about the cars. And IIRC the way Jill's husband learned they were having an affair was Joe wrecked the guys car while he and Jill were out cheating and the shop owner informed him that Joe was driving.

Surely there are photos of the garage.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (b64rO)

15 Such perspicacity! Why, it's almost like you have seen these events play out before they happen!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)
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Democrats are as predictable as the sunrise these days.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (zR7zg)

16 Two sets of rules. Democrats/Liberal/leftist lunatics and everyone else.

They hate us. We are the enemy. They want to destroy us or kill us outright.

That's all there is. And our elected RINO's are complicit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (IXZGh)

17 Weird, Merrick Garland appointed a special prosecutor to investigate Trump's cache of classified documents but seems to insist he's able to investigate his boss himself. Even though he has an obvious conflict of interest, and Biden could fire him at any time, even assuming, hilariously, he would ever bring charges against a Democrat president.

More weird because it's not like they couldn't appoint some hack lefty prosecutor to run the investigation and guarantee no charges were filed.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (oeJCF)

18 Nice single pane windows on that SCIF-like sooper secure garage door, champ. Why, it would take a car prowler about 0.5 seconds to pop one of them with their glass breaker kit.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (eyxn4)

19 Did drug addict and firearm felon Hunter Biden ever go into that garage?

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (b64rO)

20 This isn't being "discovered," it's being surfaced.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (KbCG3)

21 We are way overdue for another Hitler Biden speech on Mega MAGAs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (kn9u9)

22 Imma just leave this here......


https://youtu.be/y2IAvbVczD4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

23 Merrick Garland shrugging on camera. Should be riveting.
Hell hungers for him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (V6f9+)

24 Odds that there are actual nuclear secrets in some of those documents?

Based on the Dems' propensity for projection, I'd say at least 50-50.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (l8gTz)

25 Nice single pane windows on that SCIF-like sooper secure garage door, champ. Why, it would take a car prowler about 0.5 seconds to pop one of them with their glass breaker kit.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (eyxn4)
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One of my cats is clever enough to break into that garage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (zR7zg)

26 1:15:00 {Begin statement} -- "No standing"
1:15:03 "Thank you"
1:15:05 {depart podium}

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (ChAEn)

27 Willowed from last thread: "I predict "blacks" will be Exempt from paying taxes for a certain period of time as "Recompense" for "slavery," etc."

So... how's that going to work exactly?

If you checked the "African-American" box on your employer's EEOC checklist, they don't withhold Federal income tax from your paycheck?

Or if you checked the "African-American" box on the government's forms, you don't have to file taxes, meaning you don't get back anything you might have overpaid?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (CQIw/)

28 Old Buicks you could take the ignition key (remember doors and trunks used the oval key) and just use one corner of it and bang -- door unlocked.

Also, Joey did a whisper threat about vetoing anything from the Rethuglican terrorists in Congress.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (3byMq)

29 Waves hands...false equivalency...in the interest of transparency...special prosecutor...under my direction..cue Charley Brown teacher voice.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (NgqoH)

30 Did drug addict and firearm felon Hunter Biden ever go into that garage?
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (b64rO)


Imma bet his DNA is all over that garage along with coke and crack rock from his younger days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

31 21 We are way overdue for another Hitler Biden speech on Mega MAGAs.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (kn9u9)

Arch MAGA?

Ur MAGA?

Apex MAGA?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

32 And don't we know the names of Biden's perfect personal attorneys yet? And why were they suddenly going through his records? And why is the DOJ okay with all that?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (qH6FZ)

33 Merrick Garland shrugging on camera. Should be riveting.
Hell hungers for him.

***********************

He looks like the love child of a hound dog and Hillary

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (VTu1l)

34 How many classified TS/SCI documents will *never* be found because they've been sold off to hostile foreign governments?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (zR7zg)

35 Full professor. Six times total on campus.
.......

Professor Dumbass

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

36 It’s an ongoing Stingwray operation!

Posted by: Special Agent Garland at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (qQ8au)

37
Walls are closing in.

/s
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (enJYY)

The wheels are closing in.

The walls are coming off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (IXZGh)

38 Trump is a bad man and Biden is a good man. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Joi Bayharhar at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (63Dwl)

39 Joe explains it all.

"My Corvette's in a locked garage, okay? So it's not like they're sitting out in the street... As I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified material seriously."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 12, 2023 01:10 PM (FVME7)

40 Either they will not appoint a special prosecutor, or they will appoint one who will understand his job: come out with the approved answer.

I don't have any faith in this corrupt country to appoint an "impartial" investigator.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (xisCQ)

41 Merrick Garland shrugging on camera.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

So, who would you rather have on the SC, Garland or Affirmative Action Jackson?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (7f6JG)

42 Whoa - centered!!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (NgqoH)

43 Even when it's obviously an op, it's still bullshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (Q4IgG)

44 hahaha, I finally clicked on the twitter links

Joe is wearing a COVID safety mask while he sits alone outside in a convertible with the top down.

https://tinyurl.com/54nk494x

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (b64rO)

45 Betting on Leftists being shamed by their hypocrisy is a fool's hope.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

46 ooh, centered now!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (V6f9+)

47 Centered

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (gGPg3)

48 Edward Snowden @Snowden · 8 minutes
Wow, even *I* handled classified documents more securely. At least I kept them encrypted!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (Vwz3I)

49 so after 40 posts we get totally centered?
That's just weird!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (7f6JG)

50 Thanks, non-molders.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (L9MMZ)

51 34 How many classified TS/SCI documents will *never* be found because they've been sold off to hostile foreign governments?
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You can photograph a document very easily with a cellphone.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (kn9u9)

52 This all should indicate there will be no criminal prosecution of DJT, in a fair world.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (jTmQV)

53 That's a very centrist opinion, Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

54 Afternoon.

Steel Panther - Asian Hooker (Live w/ Phil Demmel)

https://youtu.be/kIMUZeJ0dCQ

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (bqVoB)

55 So, who would you rather have on the SC, Garland or Affirmative Action Jackson?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM (7f6JG)

You know....gun to my head, Garland is a hack but Jackson is a hack and an idiot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (V6f9+)

56 Late with the centering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

57 Rut Roh, UniParty showed up.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (kn9u9)

58
Boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (V6f9+)

59 What's more likely?

A. Joe is investigated and prosecuted
B. The Sun explodes in the next five minutes

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (XzqCj)

60 whoa, centered!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (ZVuYy)

61 I see Ace is a centrist today.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (zm+d5)

62 Why are we still going on about the classified documents. Joe answered all of the questions. He took full responsibility. There is nothing more to be gained by continuing these calls to investigate. It is time to get back to the real problems that American Families worry about at the kitchen table, instead of these wild goose chases that distract from the do nothing Republican congress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (/8W6s)

63 50 I meant non-nooders.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (L9MMZ)

64 In my local rag, which is very, very reluctantly covering this story, the leftists are furiously spinning.

The main defense: Biden is cooperating and turning stuff over to NARA while Trump didn't and thus orangemanbad.

Do we know when this batch of docs was discovered? This week? OR back in November and they just forgot to tell us until now?

And how many other batches has Joe forgotten to tell us about?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (A/0MV)

65 When he shows be sure to check out Merrick's posse behind him. They too are on the list.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (3byMq)

66 ...and we're back

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (NgqoH)

67 @TheInsiderPaper · 37 minutes
JUST IN - Multiple Biden aides who worked in the final days of the Obama admin have been interviewed by federal law enforcement in classified document review - NBC News

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (Vwz3I)

68 i added the fox feed for the statement just under the fold

Posted by: Chuy at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (C1Zwz)

69 Why is everything suddenly centered?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (bqVoB)

70 55 You know....gun to my head, Garland is a hack but Jackson is a hack and an idiot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (V6f9+)

========

Both malicious, though.

Not sure which is worse. They would have the same powers, and SCOTUS opinions don't hold up because they're well written or intelligently argued.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

71 Would they care to share their legal musings on this subject with the citizenry, so we can know what laws we are expected to comport ourselves with, or are the laws we are bound by now to be kept Secret from us?
===
Its that second thing.

Posted by: Merrick "call me Judy, dammit" Garland at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (pDg+g)

72 I meant non-nooders.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (L9MMZ)

A nood definitely was announced

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (ChAEn)

73 Did we discuss the fact that in 2015, the Biden home security system gave so many else alarms tat the Secret Service turn it off?

Would that be a thing?

https://tinyurl.com/3uey4f2d

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (uLr+K)

74 There will be no questions. Ongoing investigation and all.

Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (BLVc0)

75 "As I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified material seriously."

Well, you can say that, slick. But the evidence indicates otherwise.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (eyxn4)

76 I am transitioning to female. Any criticism of me is misogyny.

Posted by: Lavrenti Garland at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (YJ4Wg)

77 59 What's more likely?

A. Joe is investigated and prosecuted
B. The Sun explodes in the next five minutes
----------------
Green Comet is only a couple of weeks away.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (kn9u9)

78 Hillary Clinton will be the special prosecutor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (/8W6s)

79 There is zero daylight between Garland and Jackson

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (XzqCj)

80 68 i added the fox feed for the statement just under the fold
Posted by: Chuy at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (C1Zwz)

=========

You did something else at the same time, too...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

81 Not that I think there's been an AG that's been nonpartisan by definition, Eric Holder declaring himself Owebama's wingman destroyed the integrity of the position.


In other words, we're screwed forever more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (IXZGh)

82 If I hear one more frickin tv pundit equivocate that Trump “did” the same thing with classified documents I will lose it. Trump says he declassified the documents. Even if he did not, they were held in a secured, locked office in a limited entry resort with security cameras and secret service on site. He was working with the National Archives for months on what he could retain and what he could not.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (fwDAW)

83 I expect Garland to say "This is a democrat, so no investigation is necessary. Go to Hell."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

84 Can the center hold?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (KAi1n)

85 It's time for a Hitler Discovers youtube.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

86 Did drug addict and firearm felon Hunter Biden ever go into that garage?
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:08 PM (b64rO)
.........

That's where he kept his "Gotta Go Visit Pops and Jill Stash".
Probably little baggies and glass pipes everywhere.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

87 Living in Centralia, Illinois!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

88 4 My garage can be opened with any key of the same type. I found that out by accident.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

If you want to see just how insecure physical locks are you need to be looking at DeviantOllam and LockPickingLawyer on youtube.

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (S1K/x)

89 40 Either they will not appoint a special prosecutor, or they will appoint one who will understand his job: come out with the approved answer.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2023 01:11 PM

Maybe he'll appoint a special investigator to look into "the suspected theft and planting of classified documents into President Biden's garage and storage area"?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (oeJCF)

90 How many classified TS/SCI documents will *never* be found because they've been sold off to hostile foreign governments?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Send the doc to Penn and you can have any Chinese national take pictures!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (7f6JG)

91 72 I meant non-nooders.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (L9MMZ)

A nood definitely was announced
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (ChAEn)

This.
488 Nood
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 12, 2023 01:04 PM (gf7Ez)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

92 @TheInsiderPaper · 37 minutes
JUST IN - Multiple Biden aides who worked in the final days of the Obama admin have been interviewed by federal law enforcement in classified document review - NBC News
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (Vwz3I)


And they ALL either pleaded the 5th or "did not recall."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

93 "These documents were planted there by Secret Service! Even though Biden admitted knowledge, he's just lying to advance his pureness and protect those who wronged him because he's like Christ but better."
-Democratic Underground, most definitely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

94 A vice president does not have declassification authority, so Biden committed a crime when he stole them, as well as leaving them unsecured.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

95 75 "As I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified material seriously."

Well, you can say that, slick. But the evidence indicates otherwise.
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Punctuation Edit - "As I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified material, seriously."

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (kn9u9)

96 Nothingburger

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:15 PM (786Ro)

97 If you want to see just how insecure physical locks are you need to be looking at DeviantOllam and LockPickingLawyer on youtube.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (S1K/x)

Yeah, I have watched a few of the LPL. Kind of disturbing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)

98
A nood definitely was announced
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (ChAEn)


It's the only reason I'm here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:15 PM (IXZGh)

99 I am transitioning to female. Any criticism of me is misogyny.

Posted by: Lavrenti Garland at January 12, 2023

***
Okay, then, I'm a misogynist. So what.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 01:15 PM (J2vNu)

100 my two cents: kamala will be much worse than biden. biden has handlers who tell him what to do and keep him in line. oliver hardy once said that the difference between stan and ollie was that they were but dumb but ollie thought he was smart. you know that president kamala will be nearly impossible to control.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 12, 2023 01:15 PM (kFrCu)

101 I feel sorry for all the Dem aides suddenly tasked with going through every possible place associated with the Bidens, to try and find any other classified documents that may be out there.

And yeah, at this point I think that this is being done deliberately in order to sabotage any Biden '24 campaign.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2023 01:15 PM (wmDcS)

102 81 Not that I think there's been an AG that's been nonpartisan by definition, Eric Holder declaring himself Owebama's wingman destroyed the integrity of the position.


In other words, we're screwed forever more.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (IXZGh)

========

AG is an appointed position by a federally elected president. The idea that they are independent bothers me more than the idea that Obama has one loyal to him.

The idea is just used as a cudgel so that Republicans only nominate AGs that are Uniparty approved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

103 A vice president does not have declassification authority, so Biden committed a crime when he stole them, as well as leaving them unsecured.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)


It's cute anyone thinks that means a hill of beans in this case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

104 Special Prosecutor is obv a briar patch Biden wants to be thrown into.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (1ais2)

105 "in the garage, near the vette, beside the lambo"

Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (AwYPR)

106 A locked garage is more secure than a SCIF at Mar a Lago!

- CNN

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (lTGtQ)

107 How many sacks of cash did they find in the garage?

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

108 Garland appoints Hunter Biden to investigate Joe Biden.

/sarc

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 01:16 PM (25IFf)

109 Before one accuses the horde of non-noodery, one should do the simple thing and Ctrl+F "nood" on the previous thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

110 So Biden is allowed to search his own properties through his lawyers, while Trump gets FBI raids.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (avL5h)

111 75 "As I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified material seriously."

Well, you can say that, slick. But the evidence indicates otherwise.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM

Oh, it's true...but only because most people that handle classified material are peons the government will have no issue with crushing. Senior politicians, however, have something akin to plot armor...

Posted by: Military Moron at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (oeJCF)

112 People wouldn't expect there to be classified documents in a garage, making them extra secure.

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (XzqCj)

113 Detroit Free Press@freep
Hamtramck council approves Islamic animal sacrifices at home

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And if you don't like it you're an Islamophobe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)

114 Only question is who gave the code red on FJB?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (NgqoH)

115 I'm wrong. Garland will wait until further into this to offer 'without fear or favor'.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (3byMq)

116 A nood definitely was announced
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023

***
A Murder Is Announced, Agatha Christie

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (J2vNu)

117 Why does Auto-cucumber hate me so?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (uLr+K)

118 The special Prosecutor will be Hillary. Who else has such broad experience with keeping classified docs at home?

Course, if it is hillary she likely will prosecute Joe... get rid of him, Kamala appoints Hillary as VP, and then Kamala passes away.... Voila! Amazing how it all happens!

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (A/0MV)

119 80 68 i added the fox feed for the statement just under the fold
Posted by: Chuy at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (C1Zwz)

=========

You did something else at the same time, too...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Oh dear lord is Ace linking porn again?!?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (QEbzD)

120 Joe has a SciFi garage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (63Dwl)

121 As I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents
---------

They do now.

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (XzqCj)

122 109 Before one accuses the horde of non-noodery, one should do the simple thing and Ctrl+F "nood" on the previous thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

Don't listen to this man! He never noods- he just goes for easy 'Sponge!'s

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

123 Are dims kneecapping Joe prior to Feb. re-election announcement?

Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

124 59 What's more likely?

A. Joe is investigated and prosecuted
B. The Sun explodes in the next five minutes
Posted by: ... at January

*starts putting on spf 50,000,000*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (Kd4bG)

125 *DOJ NAMES ROBERT HUR AS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR FOR BIDEN RECORDS

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (Vwz3I)

126 Idk what the message is, but holy cow is the sender sending it LOUDLY to Joe.

Joe must be about to do something he should not be even thinking about when he is alone.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (1ais2)

127 Centralia, PA is the hot tourist destination right now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (L9MMZ)

128 I reiterate my assessment of Garland: A bitter old Queen who wants to get back at everyone.

The new judicial temperament.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (nnp+f)

129 As always, it would be nice to know the *real* purpose of this coming out now. Of course its not about mishandling of docs.

Is the story a limited hangout of something?

Maybe this is a roundabout way of trying to DQ Trump. If they say Brandon can't run because of this, then Trump can't.

Hell I don't know. All I know is that it isn't about what it's superficially about.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (786Ro)

130 122 Don't listen to this man! He never noods- he just goes for easy 'Sponge!'s
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

========

I do the Lord's work in ensuring that sponge is always first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

131 You did something else at the same time, too...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Oh dear lord is Ace linking porn again?!?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (QEbzD)

*scrolls back up as ace's taste for breasts is well known*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

132 Drink!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (cXyzu)

133 I mean, take these classified documents...

Please.

Posted by: Henny Biden at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (XzqCj)

134 Special Counsel is GO! Welp, so much for Biden being totally, scrupulously cleaner than the evil OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (AMIL/)

135 At the moment I see one of two outcomes here.

1. The Feds are rounding up all the documents that would incriminate the Biden cabal so they can’t be used against him. They will disappear in an FBI storage facility where Hunter’s laptop, Hillary’s emails and the Ark of the Covenant are stored, never again to see the light of day.

2. They're going to use this brazen, recidivist criminality to ease Biden out of office. They'll slowly begin to admit he was "cognitively impaired", and try to limit the damage to the Democrats.

Neither of those options will work.

Posted by: Just reporting at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (6dQYt)

136 >113 Detroit Free Press@freep
Hamtramck council approves Islamic animal sacrifices at home

-
And if you don't like it you're an Islamophobe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 12, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)

Does that include goats? We all make sacrifices for love...amirite?

Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (NgqoH)

137 No reasonable prosecutor would bring charges, right?

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (cUYo/)

138 * puts on fedora with "PRESS" card tucked in hat band *

Mr. Garland, will you have a special prosecutor investigate Mr. Biden's Chinese connections related to the U Penn Biden Center and the classified documents, or are you also compromised by the Chinese?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (fs1hN)

139 130 122 Don't listen to this man! He never noods- he just goes for easy 'Sponge!'s
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

========

I do the Lord's work in ensuring that sponge is always first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

And I'm glad to help there too
It takes a village to make Sponge look dope

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (V6f9+)

140
When the normies stop following the rules just like -our betters- and the criminal class, it is going to be lit !

Posted by: Yo! now Ultra MAGA at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (l3292)

141 Was Biden's personal attorney to review/handle those classified documents?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (lf83v)

142 CAIR National
@CAIRNational
We thank @Walmart for dropping an online listing for oddly/poorly named "KKK" boots after we brought this to their attention earlier today.
1:06 PM · Jan 7, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (MFZ8i)

143 Tanned. Rested. Ready for my summoning.

Posted by: Felix Steiner at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (a3Q+t)

144 139 And I'm glad to help there too
It takes a village to make Sponge look dope
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (V6f9+)

========

That's quite a back-handed compliment...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

145 i added the fox feed for the statement just under the fold
Posted by: Chuy


What do you feed a fox?

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (786Ro)

146 >Why does Auto-cucumber hate me so?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


you gotta proofread your comments!

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (geLO8)

147 "How many sacks of cash did they find in the garage?"

Enough to cover our bill, for the moment.

Posted by: Biden's personal Attorneys at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (qH6FZ)

148 127 Centralia, PA is the hot tourist destination right now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM (L9MMZ)

I would love to go, but I think they have demolished all of the houses now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (zZu0s)

149 I can’t do that on my phone, TJM.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (L9MMZ)

150 The Hill: Walmart removes ‘inappropriate’ boots from online marketplace: ‘Inconsistent with our values’

Walmart has removed a pair of boots from its online marketplace after it was determined the item violated the company’s “prohibited product policy,” according to the retailer.The boots, which were offered by a third-party seller on the company’s Walmart Marketplace, were emblazoned with the letters “KKK” on the tongue of each shoe.

It’s unclear why the letters — which are commonly associated with the Ku Klux Klan — were printed on the $50 boots.
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Maybe "The Hill" and "CAIR" should use to learn Google: "Question: What does KKK stand for? Answer: It stands for 快快快(kuai kuai kuai),in english it's the meaning of hurry up.
By Perfect Storm Clothing SELLER on January 9, 2021
Reviewer: Verified Purchase
To large I ordered an 8 1/2 i got a size 9, went to return I have to pay for the freight back to china. Never again.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (MFZ8i)

151 There is something suspicious about this and I think it has something to do with the Reps taking over the House...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

152 Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

153 Robert Herr, who preferred pronouns are him/his.

Herr is him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)

154 He moves his head as he reads the teleprompter.

Posted by: Piper at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

155 93 "These documents were planted there by Secret Service! Even though Biden admitted knowledge, he's just lying to advance his pureness and protect those who wronged him because he's like Christ but better."
-Democratic Underground, most definitely
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:14 PM

Hey! That's my beat!!

And...absolutely yes.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (oeJCF)

156 lol, another Democrat attorney

Posted by: Chuy at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (C1Zwz)

157 Somebody please Photoshop a pic of Joe driving the Corvette with hundred dollar bills and Top Secret documents blowing out of the passenger seat.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

158 He is a Herr.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (lf83v)

159 149 I can’t do that on my phone, TJM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (L9MMZ)

========

There's a "find in page" option on all mobile browsers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

160 I've fully investigated this matter and I exonerate our honorable President

Posted by: Robert Herr at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (flINI)

161 152 Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

And the soul of either Beria or Himmler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (zZu0s)

162 145 i added the fox feed for the statement just under the fold
Posted by: Chuy


What do you feed a fox?
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (786Ro)

And what does it say?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (BTgKJ)

163 "you gotta proofread your comments!"

Da Fuqua??


When the hell did that start?


We've always just poked at keys, and hit *Post*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (uLr+K)

164 From Wikipedia:

Robert Kyoung Hur is an American attorney, who served as the United States Attorney for the District of Maryland from 2018 to 2021

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (/iWhV)

165 Welp, I guessed wrong. I had bet on an internal DoJ investigation.

Nothing will come of this, but it's a bigger step than I anticipated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

166 Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

He's a lawyer, which is a species of weasel.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (wmDcS)

167 153 Robert Herr, who preferred pronouns are him/his.

Herr is him.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)

And him is Herr
Through the fog and filthy air

Posted by: Shakespearean witchery at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (s2na+)

168 It takes a village to make Sponge look dope
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (V6f9+)

========

That's quite a back-handed compliment...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

Teasing. Sponge knows I love him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (V6f9+)

169 Scooping up all the docs because someone figures there's dirty truths in them about either

(a) Obama
(b) Hillary
(c) Taylor Lorenz's bio.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (786Ro)

170 We've looked into this and found that no corners were dogeared so no harm no foul.

Trump (who built the cages, Joe?) who's been in that garage Joe?

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (3byMq)

171 155 Hey! That's my beat!!

And...absolutely yes.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (oeJCF)

=========

I attempt parody. I'm too lazy to do actual research.

*tips hat*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

172 Special Counsel is GO! Welp, so much for Biden being totally, scrupulously cleaner than the evil OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Gref

Results published in 2025.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (7f6JG)

173 5 *DOJ NAMES ROBERT HUR AS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR FOR BIDEN RECORDS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023

***
Judah Ben-Hur's brother?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (J2vNu)

174
When Joe was Obama's first term running mate back whenever, Joe's net worth was under one million.

He's been bought and it's a national disgrace.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (enJYY)

175 Launch , the current investigator is leaving the DOJ to go to the private sector. Haha, I bet.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (fwDAW)

176 Chief lawman takes no questions. Uh-huh.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (3byMq)

177 Tee hee. This is great!

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

178 Odd how this issue was allowed to go public, get out of control and the MSM could not kill it. I have to conclude the decision has been made to get rid of Slo Joe, or at least make sure he doesn't run in 20224.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (cUYo/)

179 that's it? garland wants us to know he appointed someone who is highly qualified?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (kFrCu)

180 Magic 8Ball says Whitewash.

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (SYTee)

181 Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

Horst Weasel?

Posted by: Or was it the other weasel? at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (s2na+)

182 Biden was VP under Barack "Not a whiff of corruption" Obama.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (lf83v)

183 Welp, I guessed wrong. I had bet on an internal DoJ investigation.

Nothing will come of this, but it's a bigger step than I anticipated.

I guess even Garland couldn't stomach the baldfaced double standard.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (eOEVl)

184 I do the Lord's work in ensuring that sponge is always first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM

Don't you have your own, equally, if not more, important Lord's work regarding marketing certain cinematic masterpieces?

Posted by: Ridley Scott at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (a3Q+t)

185 Does the MSM have their "Republicans pounce" stories ready? Yes? Well okay then.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (qH6FZ)

186 Weird, Merrick Garland appointed a special prosecutor to investigate Trump's cache of classified documents but seems to insist he's able to investigate his boss himself.
++++
Shoulda kept reading, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

187 165 Welp, I guessed wrong. I had bet on an internal DoJ investigation.

Nothing will come of this, but it's a bigger step than I anticipated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"I cannot answer any question about anyone named Biden or who has had any kind of direct contact with Biden because of an internal DOJ discussion."
-Every witness at every House committee hearing for the next 2 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

188 AG is an appointed position by a federally elected president. The idea that they are independent bothers me more than the idea that Obama has one loyal to him.

The idea is just used as a cudgel so that Republicans only nominate AGs that are Uniparty approved.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood

====================

I sort of knew this when JFK appointed his brother RFK as US Attorney General. Ronald Reagan appointed his old buddy Ed Meese as his USAG.

The old idea was that you would fire them if push came to shove. then BJ Clinton kept the Waco Baby Burner Janet Reno around for an entire eight years. That started the destruction of any faith I ever had in USAG accountability.

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (25IFf)

189 Hahahha. This is why I say everything comes down to Law Enflorcement. And that means AGs at the state and Fed level.

Watching Kobach personally.

GOP went after him like DJT but in stealth mode.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (1ais2)

190 I have to conclude the decision has been made to get rid of Slo Joe, or at least make sure he doesn't run in 20224.

Yeah, that seems likely.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (eOEVl)

191 I've fully investigated this matter and I exonerate our honorable President
Posted by: Robert Herr at January 12, 2023 01:21 PM (flINI)


Yo!
Dude!
You gotta wait at least a day to demonstrate your impartiality and to show you did a thorough job.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (anj39)

192 Judah Ben-Hur's brother?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Billy, do you like movies about chariot races?
-- Peter Graves

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (786Ro)

193 184 I do the Lord's work in ensuring that sponge is always first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:18 PM

Don't you have your own, equally, if not more, important Lord's work regarding marketing certain cinematic masterpieces?
Posted by: Ridley Scott at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (a3Q+t)

========

Black Rain doesn't need my advocacy. It stands on its own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

194 Well I feel so much more confident in this organization. How about y’all?

(Super big eye roll)

Posted by: Piper at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

195 More on Hur:

Hur received his Bachelor of Arts, magna cum laude, from Harvard College. He received his Juris Doctor from Stanford Law School.

After graduation from law school, Hur clerked for Chief Justice William Rehnquist of the Supreme Court of the United States and Judge Alex Kozinski of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit.

He previously served as special assistant and counsel to Christopher A. Wray, then-Assistant Attorney General in charge of the Justice Department's Criminal Division. From 2007 to 2014, he served as an Assistant United States Attorney in the District of Maryland, where he prosecuted gang violence, drug trafficking and firearm offenses, and white-collar crimes. He was formerly a partner with King & Spalding in Washington, D.C., where his practice focused on government investigations and complex litigation.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (/iWhV)

196 So now we know that Joe Biden takes classified documents... seriously! He just takes them.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (A/0MV)

197 What do you feed a fox?
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023

***
A lotta protein!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (J2vNu)

198 I can’t do that on my phone, TJM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (L9MMZ)

Phone browsers (Chrome, Brave, etc) have a "find on page" feature.

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (ChAEn)

199 DOJ NAMES ROBERT HUR AS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR FOR BIDEN RECORDS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023

He was last in his class. His nickname is "Dur."

Posted by: Sometimes it's "your honor" at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (s2na+)

200 178 Odd how this issue was allowed to go public, get out of control and the MSM could not kill it. I have to conclude the decision has been made to get rid of Slo Joe, or at least make sure he doesn't run in 20224.
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It makes someone suspect this is what the WH wants. The real question is what scares the shit out of the WH?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (kn9u9)

201 "Robert Kyoung Hur is an American attorney, who served as the United States Attorney for the District of Maryland from 2018 to 2021"

Hur is well known in the greater Baltimore area.

I never knew him to NOT be honest.

He may not be aggressive enough for this task.

But I do believe he is honest.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (uLr+K)

202 In the beginning, there was Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (L9MMZ)

203 Maybe "The Hill" and "CAIR" should use to learn Google: "Question: What does KKK stand for? Answer: It stands for 快快快(kuai kuai kuai),in english it's the meaning of hurry up.
By Perfect Storm Clothing SELLER on January 9, 2021
Reviewer: Verified Purchase
To large I ordered an 8 1/2 i got a size 9, went to return I have to pay for the freight back to china. Never again.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM (MFZ8i)

So, if I think about it for a second, is it perhaps "giddy-up" translated into Chinese then back into English?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (QEbzD)

204 We ordered a pre-dawn raid, but the FBI could not find agents willing to go through Jill's underwear drawer.

Posted by: Mervyn Garlique at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

205 Nice single pane windows on that SCIF-like sooper secure garage door, champ. Why, it would take a car prowler about 0.5 seconds to pop one of them with their glass breaker kit.
Posted by: bonhomme

I don't think that's just glass, more like security glass. And a pro wouldn't break it. Just place a radio cloner unit near-by and record the remote's signal to the garage door opener. heck, there's probably a phone app that'll do it now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (XF9Gj)

206 Check out the top-level security of this "locked garage." It's practically a SCIF.

Sweet honey iced tea, Pooky is going to LOSE IT when he sees this. Romeo13 and NGU, don't be surprised if you are asked to participate in a "road trip" with him.

Posted by: pookysgirl, confiscating some car keys at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (XKZwp)

207 I attempt parody. I'm too lazy.

*tips hat*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

FIFY.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

208 Welp, I guessed wrong. I had bet on an internal DoJ investigation.

Nothing will come of this, but it's a bigger step than I anticipated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

The investigation will take 8-9 months, during which Biden will be told, "if you announce you won't run for reelection, he won't recommend prosecution." It sets up the Dems to run a challenger to Biden without a bloody primary fight; Biden would be heavily damaged by any recommendation that the DOJ prosecute.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (wmDcS)

209 I bet he wishes he had a Delorean so that he could go back to 2016.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (yRKXt)

210 Welp, I guessed wrong. I had bet on an internal DoJ investigation.

Nothing will come of this, but it's a bigger step than I anticipated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
---
"No Intent! Nothing to see here! Let's MOVE ON from this incident because the American People still need us to RULE THEIR LIVES WITH AN IRON FIST! *cough* Excuse me...I mean, they need us to provide solutions to their everyday worries."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (zR7zg)

211 Herro, Missus Doctor Jirr. My name is Wun Hung Row. Mister Hunter hired my top-known Chinese auto detairing company to crean Mister Joe's Corvette. As birthday gift to Mister Joe. Prease give me keys to garage and Corvette.


Nah, that could never have happened. Right?

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (AMIL/)

212 It makes someone suspect this is what the WH wants. The real question is what scares the shit out of the WH?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (kn9u9)

China and Ukraine payoffs to the Biden Family

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (bs+z0)

213 Welp, I guessed wrong. I had bet on an internal DoJ investigation.

Nothing will come of this, but it's a bigger step than I anticipated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)


Me too.
I'm out 50 quatloos.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (anj39)

214 New Twitter drop too:

1.THREAD: Twitter Files #14
THE RUSSIAGATE LIES
One: The Fake Tale of Russian Bots and the #ReleaseTheMemo
2. At a crucial moment in a years-long furor, Democrats denounced a report about flaws in the Trump-Russia investigation, saying it was boosted by Russian “bots” and “trolls.”
3.Twitter officials were aghast, finding no evidence of Russian influence:
“We are feeding congressional trolls.”
“Not any…significant activity connected to Russia.”
“Putting the cart before the horse assuming this is propaganda/bots.”
4.Twitter warned politicians and media the not only lacked evidence, but had evidence the accounts weren’t Russian – and were roundly ignored.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1613589134584549387.html

https://tinyurl.com/yf7rj678

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (Vwz3I)

215 207 I attempt parody. I'm too lazy.

*tips hat*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

FIFY.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

========

I ain't even mad. It's all true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

216 Somebody please Photoshop a pic of Joe driving the Corvette with hundred dollar bills and Top Secret documents blowing out of the passenger seat.

The Photoshop guys are all busy. Eric Swalwell posted a photo where he's holding up a piece of paper and Twitter now has 9,385 versions of it where the text was replaced with things like "I farted in Fang-Fang's pussy".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (ZGrMX)

217
And I'm glad to help there too
It takes a village to make Sponge look dope
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:19 PM (V6f9+)


Where I'm not a fan of the communist tripe of "it takes a village," I will allow it in this instance because of it's overwhelming truth factor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (IXZGh)

218 He was last in his class. His nickname is "Dur."
Posted by: Sometimes it's "your honor" at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (s2na+)

You know what they call the guy who graduated last in his class in East Germany? Stasi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (zZu0s)

219
Magic 8Ball says Whitewash.
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (SYTee)

My 8-ball is more specific, I bought it from a high-end retailer.

There will be a protracted investigation costing millions of dollars. Few of the staff will appear at the office more than 5 hours a week, but all will be well-compensated. Media coverage will be sporadic and muted.

After a year or so, they will issue a report. It will recommend training modules, but find that there was no sufficient malicious intent sufficient to justify a referral of anyone, because no reasonable prosecutor would pursue the case.

Fin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (oINRc)

220 I can’t do that on my phone, TJM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:20 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

221 >> I guess even Garland couldn't stomach the baldfaced double standard.

I don't think he cares one iota about that, this is just so they can say, "see, we are investigating both". Just like the border visit - so KJP can say "see, he went". They relish the double standard.

Posted by: DJ at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (O3/K+)

222 So, it's a Special Council, izzit?

Who'd he appoint to that position? Someone like Terry McAulliffe? I'll betcha it'll be that brazen, no matter who is actually named.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (e6UQI)

223 I have to conclude the decision has been made to get rid of Slo Joe, or at least make sure he doesn't run in 20224.
Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023

***
I read this as "Silo" Joe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (J2vNu)

224 what's the drop dead date limiting a President Kamala to just ONE re-election? They will want to drop Joe before then

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (geLO8)

225 Chief lawman takes no questions. Uh-huh.
Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (3byMq)

Corruption Club doesn't talk about Corruption Club.

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (25IFf)

226 So who's the special prosecutor and how long has he been a hatchet man for the Complex?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)

227 Watch what we do to the running dog parents.


-- Merrick Garland

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

228 It makes someone suspect this is what the WH wants. The real question is what scares the shit out of the WH?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (kn9u9)

Prob nothing. These ppl have severely depressed fear reactions. They prob see this as a move to exert control over the issue. They can direct the investigation and shut down any info leaking etc etc and find "no intent" at the end 2yrs from today.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (1ais2)

229 172 Special Counsel is GO! Welp, so much for Biden being totally, scrupulously cleaner than the evil OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Gref

Results published in 2025.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (7f6JG)


You can bet your house on that.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

230 Independent prosecutorial judgment.
Fulsome disclosures.
Takes very seriously.
Highest regard.
Distractions from the people's work.

If you continue to pursue this, we have other words and phrases.

Posted by: Dept of Meaningless Anodyne Crapweasel Phrases at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (5FPX4)

231 221 >> I guess even Garland couldn't stomach the baldfaced double standard.

I don't think he cares one iota about that, this is just so they can say, "see, we are investigating both". Just like the border visit - so KJP can say "see, he went". They relish the double standard.
Posted by: DJ at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (O3/K+)

This. Plus, there are shades of trying to push Biden out. Maybe. I think they want to keep their options open.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

232
Teasing. Sponge knows I love him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (V6f9+)


*fistbump*

No homo.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

233 229 Results published in 2025.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (7f6JG)


You can bet your house on that.
Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

========

You'll lose your house. They'll be published in 2030.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

234 DOJ NAMES ROBERT HUR AS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR FOR BIDEN RECORDS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023

He was last in his class. His nickname is "Dur."
Posted by: Sometimes it's "your honor" at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (s2na+)


His brother Ben was always at the track.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (anj39)

235 He previously served as special assistant and counsel to Christopher A. Wray, then-Assistant Attorney General in charge of the Justice Department's Criminal Division. From 2007 to 2014, he served as an Assistant United States Attorney in the District of Maryland, where he prosecuted gang violence, drug trafficking and firearm offenses, and white-collar crimes. He was formerly a partner with King & Spalding in Washington, D.C., where his practice focused on government investigations and complex litigation.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 01:24 PM (/iWhV)
++++
Ah, so a solid company man with a good pedigree of working with the right kinds of people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

236 How does Massala feel about this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (L9MMZ)

237 Why are men such babies when they're sick?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (hceGD)

238 "I cannot answer any question about anyone named Biden or who has had any kind of direct contact with Biden because of an internal DOJ discussion."
-Every witness at every House committee hearing for the next 2 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)


ok I think we have a winner

Would make sense. They're getting ahead of any House investigations coming up. If called to testify they can use the "I cannot comment about an ongoing investigation" line.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (786Ro)

239
Though, I am looking forward to 12 months of stupid hopium-fueled fantasies about #HurWillCome #StraightShooter #ByTheBook #NotAMovie #TwoMoreWeeks

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)

240 #twoweeks

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (qZdIZ)

241 How come Biden's lawyers didn't just cover for their client, quietly turn the documents over and be done. No harm no foul. It's not likely they had a sudden surge of honor to do the right thing. Something is up.

Posted by: Will at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (2b6W+)

242 I will believe a Biden is going to prison when the cell door locks behind that individual. And no one within a mile of the Presidency can pardon or commute.

I argued that the Obama officials were not a Cabinet, they were a Cellblock. Another issue on which Trump failed.

We need far more bloody-minded people.

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (S1K/x)

243 The only question about the "special counsel" isn't around outcomes - we all know that in advance - but how much it will cost.

Will they try to beat Mueller's record for cash wasted and stolen?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

244 Somebody please Photoshop a pic of Joe driving the Corvette with hundred dollar bills and Top Secret documents blowing out of the passenger seat.

-------

Racing down the road next to Hunter driving a DeLorean filled with & trailing blow.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (LgYjE)

245 All I'm saying is naming Durham would have been a nice touch.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (QpUKb)

246 Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel

**************

he's a shit faced, cunt faced, hillary faced fuckface

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (VTu1l)

247 Via Insty's...

UPDATE: The London Daily Mail in 2015: Biden home security system failed so often last year the Secret Service switched it off.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (Vwz3I)

248 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH[/]i


Their mothers.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:29 PM (786Ro)

249 Love how the MSM is twisting themselves into pretzels with the "this is different" lie, with charts and everything. There must have been 10 of those article from The Democrats Media Division today.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 01:29 PM (L9/32)

250 The Democrats efforts to get Biden to drop out before 2024 are truly staggering.

By the end of the year they will be pushing the Hunter Laptop story and Biden sexually abusing his children and others.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2023 01:29 PM (MFZ8i)

251 If they do appoint some type of special counsel, I'm sure "Trump Appointed" will be his new last name, and repeated in every story.

Posted by: Zek at January 12, 2023 01:29 PM (5FPX4)

252 What's worse is that Biden could be tried and be found not guilty but PDT would be found guilty.

And there is not a single partisan hack on the left who will have a problem with that outcome.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 12, 2023 01:29 PM (5pTK/)

253 Of course Garland appointed a special counsel. Now the House can't be told anything or get any documents because 'active investigation'.

The rug has been lifted and the broom is poised for the inevitable sweep.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (l7Kbv)

254 Though, I am looking forward to 12 months of stupid hopium-fueled fantasies about #HurWillCome #StraightShooter #ByTheBook #NotAMovie #TwoMoreWeeks
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)
++++
Oh Lord. I didn't even consider that. As if. The outcome is already known.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (t0OGg)

255 How come Biden's lawyers didn't just cover for their client, quietly turn the documents over and be done. No harm no foul. It's not likely they had a sudden surge of honor to do the right thing. Something is up.

Posted by: Will at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (2b6W+)

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EVERYTHING is an Op.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (LgYjE)

256 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (hceGD)

Cuz nice ladies take care of them and men like that.

Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (BLVc0)

257 Just wondering what Durham's up to these days.
New CNN contract? Sweetheart real estate deal?

Posted by: Zek at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (5FPX4)

258 254 Though, I am looking forward to 12 months of stupid hopium-fueled fantasies about #HurWillCome #StraightShooter #ByTheBook #NotAMovie #TwoMoreWeeks
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)

We've been burned too many times.. Doubt you'll see much of that here

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (bs+z0)

259 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (hceGD)

***

My wife just got gifted a Sweatshirt that reads: "Raising a Husband is Exhausting". I am only mildly amused because my evil bitch sister in law gave it to her.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (flINI)

260 Of course Garland appointed a special counsel. Now the House can't be told anything or get any documents because 'active investigation'.

The rug has been lifted and the broom is poised for the inevitable sweep.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (l7Kbv)
++++
At absolute worse - if they actually want Biden gone, which I doubt - they find wrongdoing that was his and his alone, it was accidental but still illegal, there was no evidence of foreign corruption or conspiracy, and he should ride off into the sunset because of his accidental - though important - mishandling of materials.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

261 Biden was probably using classified documents to wipe the Corvettes oil stick and as floor mats.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (L9/32)

262 UPDATE: The London Daily Mail in 2015: Biden home security system failed so often last year the Secret Service switched it off.
Posted by: andycanuck

How convenient. Every rodent in Delaware now has TS/SCI documents. The Chinese are training them to read them.

Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (S1K/x)

263 254 Though, I am looking forward to 12 months of stupid hopium-fueled fantasies about #HurWillCome #StraightShooter #ByTheBook #NotAMovie #TwoMoreWeeks
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)
++++
Oh Lord. I didn't even consider that. As if. The outcome is already known.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (t0OGg)

========

Well, that's just because you don't know as much about politics and the workings of the governmental bureaucracy as Andrew McCarthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

264 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH[/]i

Hopes of finally fulfilling nurse fantasies?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (N39Ws)

265 EVERYTHING is an Op.
__

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (bhq2w)

266 Love how the MSM is twisting themselves into pretzels with the "this is different" lie

--------------

Well heck yeah it's different.

The Vice President has not authority to declassify and possess those documents.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (b64rO)

267 We findy many paper iny garage, you betcha

Posted by: CPP Spies, You Betcha at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (gmo/4)

268 what's the drop dead date limiting a President Kamala to just ONE re-election? They will want to drop Joe before then
Posted by: DB

If he's out before Jan 21, she can serve 10 years.
If he's out after Jan21, she can serve 8 years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (7f6JG)

269 Has the special prosecutor scrubbed his social media accounts yet?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (avL5h)

270 It will be asserted that Hunter stole the files, so all of the evidence against him will be under lock and key also.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (lTGtQ)

271
We've been burned too many times.. Doubt you'll see much of that here
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (bs+z0)

Heh, we'll see. From your lips to G-d's ears.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (oINRc)

272 UPDATE: The London Daily Mail in 2015: Biden home security system failed so often last year the Secret Service switched it off.

Posted by: andycanuck


David DePape sure gets around.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (786Ro)

273 I guess we're gonna find out if Biden can pardon himself.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (5pTK/)

274 261 Biden was probably using classified documents to wipe the Corvettes oil stick and as floor mats.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (L9/32)

There was one other document found in the home. Wasn't the garage. Following your example, I hope it wasn't found in the bathroom.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

275 78 Hillary Clinton will be the special prosecutor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (/8W6s)

Late to the post, one of my first thoughts. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

276 They'll find the next documents in Biden's Depends drawer.

Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (KDkZv)

277 Well, that's just because you don't know as much about politics and the workings of the governmental bureaucracy as Andrew McCarthy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
++++
This is absolutely true. I'm an outsider and I pay better than average attention, but that's it. The machinations and esoteric rules and influence networks that consume all these guys is opaque to me and they know it well.

But I know enough to know how this one ends.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (t0OGg)

278 271
We've been burned too many times.. Doubt you'll see much of that here
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 01:31 PM (bs+z0)

Heh, we'll see. From your lips to G-d's ears.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (oINRc)

=========

*JackStraw enters the chat*

I really like the dude, but if there's one guy who's gonna be all, "We have to let the system play out", it's him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

279 > Why are men such babies when they're sick?

SHOTS FIRED!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (eyxn4)

280 *fistbump*

No homo * tongue .....'

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (uLr+K)

281 251 If they do appoint some type of special counsel, I'm sure "Trump Appointed" will be his new last name, and repeated in every story.
Posted by: Zek at January 12, 2023 01:29 PM (5FPX4)

Robert Hur actually was "Trump Appointed". How did you guess?

From Wikipedia:

On November 1, 2017, Hur was nominated by President Donald Trump to be the next United States Attorney for the District of Maryland. On March 22, 2018, his nomination was reported out of committee by voice vote. He was confirmed by voice vote later the same day. He was sworn in on April 9, 2018. On February 3, 2021, he announced his resignation, effective February 15.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (/iWhV)

282 257 Just wondering what Durham's up to these days.
New CNN contract? Sweetheart real estate deal?
Posted by: Zek

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Bet the guy had dementia even before he was appointed special counsel by Billy Barr and Barr knew it just like Mueller. They let juniors run the investigation and when Durham's chief of staff left, you knew it was done.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (bDjBG)

283 272 UPDATE: The London Daily Mail in 2015: Biden home security system failed so often last year the Secret Service switched it off.

Posted by: andycanuck


David DePape sure gets around.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (786Ro)

dunno. Did they find any hammers at Biden's place?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

284 Just like Yellowstone, tune in next week to find out what happens.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (CWwju)

285 If he's out before Jan 21, she can serve 10 years.
If he's out after Jan21, she can serve 8 years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (7f6JG)

I think that's backwards.

Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (BLVc0)

286 Watching ABC News. The idiot (Dan Abrams) he is interviewing looks as green as Schrek. On split screen, the other dolt looks perfectly normal.

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (25IFf)

287 "Will they try to beat Mueller's record for cash wasted and stolen?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

To be fair, they did wrap it up pretty fast. Durham on the other hand is more in line with a special council. Do next to nothing for years and years and still get paid.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (qH6FZ)

288 Biden was probably using classified documents to wipe the Corvettes oil stick and as floor mats.

**********

I actually believe this

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (VTu1l)

289 273 I guess we're gonna find out if Biden can pardon himself.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (5pTK/)

The attention span of the average American is what? Less than 24hrs? The WH will pressure MSM to bury this story and by June it will be but a forgotten memory.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (N39Ws)

290 Merrick Garland?

It's rigged. Start there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (i+mOk)

291 > Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel

And the voice of a truck stop waitress.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (eyxn4)

292 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM

Tell him to shake it off.

Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: Coach at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (a3Q+t)

293 Robert Hur actually was "Trump Appointed". How did you guess?


Because they are so frickin' predictable.

Posted by: Zek at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (5FPX4)

294 so how does this 'totally for real investigation guys' tie the hands of anything the House wants to do vis-a-vis the Biden criminal gang?

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (geLO8)

295 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH[/]i


Because men earn 15% more sympathy, silly.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

296 I was searched by lawyers. I feel dirty.

Posted by: Joe Bidens' garage at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (5Al3g)

297 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH
----

There are two types of us. Some think it's the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone and no one has ever been sicker and oh I think I'm gonna die please bring me this and this and this and this, and the rest of us won't let on that we feel bad until we've hit a 104 degree fever and no I don't need anything but I'm going to stay in this room for a couple of days so y'all don't get it and I love you.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (b64rO)

298 241 How come Biden's lawyers didn't just cover for their client, quietly turn the documents over and be done. No harm no foul. It's not likely they had a sudden surge of honor to do the right thing. Something is up.

Posted by: Will at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (2b6W+)


I agree. If the Democrats wanted this to remain unknown, we'd have never heard about this. Only a half-dozen people, at most, would have worked this, including Joe's lawyers and people at the National Archives. Also, the Junta would have insisted everyone involved sign a draconian non-disclosure agreement, like the ones that have kept the Benghazi and Kabul bug-out participants very quiet.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

299 Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower

https://tinyurl.com/3u86hu2v

They be livin' the life, yo.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (bqVoB)

300 If he's out before Jan 21, she can serve 10 years.
If he's out after Jan21, she can serve 8 years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (7f6JG)

Possible. But RUS just dispatched a lot of ships from harbor, put their top mind in charge, taken Soledar, massed troops in Belaruss, hidden the Chechens....

Could be a lot of things obv. But Joe has been provided a reminder prior to making some choice/decision.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (1ais2)

301 If he's out before Jan 21, she can serve 10 years.
If he's out after Jan21, she can serve 8 years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (7f6JG)

I think that's backwards.
Posted by: Golfman


Right. With Kamala, positioning matters.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (786Ro)

302 This is absolutely true. I'm an outsider and I pay better than average attention, but that's it. The machinations and esoteric rules and influence networks that consume all these guys is opaque to me and they know it well.

But I know enough to know how this one ends.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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As you said, one judges a closed box system for its observable actions, not its purported design.

Essentially, Hogan's Heroes gonculator could be substituted for the special counsel and the results would be the same for the same reason. Lights and buzzing with nothing much happening.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (bDjBG)

303 If he's out before Jan 21, she can serve 10 years.
If he's out after Jan21, she can serve 8 years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (7f6JG)

I think that's backwards.
Posted by: Golfman

You're are correct, I had it backwards.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (7f6JG)

304 Insty says charges against Hunter are imminent. The Deep State is done with Old Joe for sure if that happens. Hope they enjoy Kamala.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (zm+d5)

305 299 Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower

https://tinyurl.com/3u86hu2v

They be livin' the life, yo.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (bqVoB)

A little blow and meth and I'm there!--Hunter Biden

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

306 Imagine if AG Sessions had done the same thing? The 24/7/365 shit storm would be unimaginable. The end of our precious democracy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (u4CEu)

307 C'mon man. . . it's, it's it's, it's, it's . . . listen, Jack. . . the documents were purzedentbarabama. . . not me. . . he . . . I put the the the the. . . and zelensky. . . and Beau died in Iraq.

What's so hard to understand about that, pal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (lf83v)

308 232
Teasing. Sponge knows I love him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 12, 2023 01:22 PM (V6f9+)


*fistbump*

No homo.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

Your matching Crocs say otherwise.

Posted by: Footwear even garrett would envy at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (s2na+)

309 301 If he's out before Jan 21, she can serve 10 years.
If he's out after Jan21, she can serve 8 years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (7f6JG)

I think that's backwards.
Posted by: Golfman


Right. With Kamala, positioning matters.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (786Ro)

It's all handled on the down-low.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

310 Whatever happened to the story of Paul Pelosi hiding the hammer with his gay lover, whoops, I mean the MAGA terrorist assault on Democracy?

It seems to have disappeared.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (MFZ8i)

311 You'll lose your house. They'll be published in 2030.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:27 PM

Maybe the published part. The results (no charges, cleared of all wrong doing) will be released during his reelection campaign in 2024. His, sadly, successful reelection campaign...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (5Skhi)

312 It's another chit they have on Biden. And he's such an idiot, they are going to need another box for all the chits.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (L9/32)

313 Why are men such babies when they're sick?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

How dare you be so dismissive of the menace known as man-flu.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (44ww/)

314
There are a lot of Conservative Media Ecosystem™ grifters taking a moment right now to furiously masturbate before they re-up the Adderall scrips, and buy extra keyboards for all those Twitter hot-takes. Finally, a new Investiganza to justify their worthless existences for awhile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (oINRc)

315 There are two types of us. Some think it's the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone and no one has ever been sicker and oh I think I'm gonna die please bring me this and this and this and this, and the rest of us won't let on that we feel bad until we've hit a 104 degree fever and no I don't need anything but I'm going to stay in this room for a couple of days so y'all don't get it and I love you.
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (b64rO)

Proud first type.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:37 PM (1ais2)

316 "Biden became the "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" at the University of Pennsylvania"

Money shot. That shit simply couldn't be made up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 01:37 PM (KSNKu)

317 Maybe they can bring back Loretta Lynch to help?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:37 PM (kn9u9)

318 246 Merrick Garland has the face of a weasel

**************

he's a shit faced, cunt faced, hillary faced fuckface

-------------------------

now we're getting somewhere!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2023 01:37 PM (i+mOk)

319 Fun Fact:

Next week, Kamala will be able to serve 2 (additional?) terms as POTUS....

Posted by: wytshus at January 12, 2023 01:37 PM (cigZw)

320 Hur was the US Attorney who requested that the justification of an FBI raid on a Clinton Foundation whistleblower’s home remain secret.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (lTGtQ)

321 When we do get a flaming skull today, please let it be the picture above of Biden with his mouth open catching flies, looking like Jim Harbaugh at the end of the TCU v. Michigan game.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (SSbWm)

322 With Kamala, we won't have to worry about the handling of classified information. She's strictly kneed-to-know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)

323 I thought Garland was going to announce that criticism of Senile Joe will be treated as treason.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (eGTCV)

324 >Insty says charges against Hunter are imminent.


again, we heard this last year
the collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies is imminent too

just a question of scale

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (geLO8)

325 I must be weird, because the last thing I want when I am sick to be babied. If I want soup or tea, I'll do it myself, thank you. My wife hated that when we were younger, but now she's good with it. Fortunately I don't get sick often.

Maybe it's because my Mom did not do the pampering thing aside from making sure I did not have a major fever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (xPJvm)

326 I, for one, won't know what to think until Ishmael Jonah, Pharisee French and Lido Deck Kristol weigh in.

#Normsrestored, yo!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (5pTK/)

327 Why even have a live press conference if you are not going to take questions?

Put out a press release.

The press are such pussies with these crooks.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

328 *JackStraw enters the chat*

I really like the dude, but if there's one guy who's gonna be all, "We have to let the system play out", it's him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

I don't think that's fair at all. In Trump's case, Durham was named under his administration, in a universe where it was the first time we (I'm including myself here, especially) saw how deeply corrupt the Deep State really was. I dimly suspected it, but the Trump affair ripped the scales from my eyes for good. Yes, many people here saw this first, but the vast majority of conservatives never believed it until then. Now, it's a different world completely.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 01:38 PM (/iWhV)

329 OK, who do we got that's more lame and slower than Durham ??

Posted by: Merrick at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (us2H3)

330 I hope it wasn't found in the bathroom.
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Joe called it his library so it probably was the shitter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (Vwz3I)

331 Fun Fact:

Next week, Kamala will be able to serve 2 (additional?) terms as POTUS....
Posted by: wytshus at January 12, 2023 01:37 PM (cigZw)
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I'm sure it has *nothing* to do with the current revelations about FJB.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (zR7zg)

332 As you said, one judges a closed box system for its observable actions, not its purported design.

Essentially, Hogan's Heroes gonculator could be substituted for the special counsel and the results would be the same for the same reason. Lights and buzzing with nothing much happening.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:35 PM (bDjBG)
++++
Yup. Plenty happens, but it matters only to those inside it. From the outside, we just see outcome after outcome and they're always the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)

333 Imagine if AG Sessions had done the same thing? The 24/7/365 shit storm would be unimaginable. The end of our precious democracy.

*********************

Sessions is nearly the biggest fucking idiot on the planet in terms of "trusting the system" the only bigger idiot is Hannity

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (VTu1l)

334 "hillary faced fuckface"

These words, they... they...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (SYTee)

335 I blame Jill's cancerous lesions which she got from burn pits in Iraq for me having top secret documents in my garage.


-- Potato Joe

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (gmo/4)

336 310 Whatever happened to the story of Paul Pelosi hiding the hammer with his gay lover, whoops, I mean the MAGA terrorist assault on Democracy?

It seems to have disappeared

They sealed all the court docs and wouldn’t even let the jury see body cam footage. Totally legit.

Posted by: Piper at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

337 Andrew McCarthy talking on Fox about how the DOJ was talking about using a statute buried in the books that makes private possession of any government documents and records regardless of classification a felony to prosecute Trump. They are either going to have to charge both Trump and Biden or neither according to him. A sitting president has never been indicted. I am thinking this will allow Biden to resign a la Nixon for the good of the country while allowing the DOJ to go ahead and charge Trump.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (fwDAW)

338 Matt Gaetz says they're releasing 14,000 hours of 1/6 footage that was previously censored by the Democrats. Wonder if Epps appears in it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (zm+d5)

339 Watching ABC News. The idiot (Dan Abrams) he is interviewing looks as green as Schrek. On split screen, the other dolt looks perfectly normal.
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 01:33 PM (25IFf)

Why would Abrams interview Fetterman?

Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (BLVc0)

340 Resign in disgrace, Pedo Joe!

Posted by: Squid at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (PhOIC)

341 There are a lot of Conservative Media Ecosystem™ grifters taking a moment right now to furiously masturbate before they re-up the Adderall scrips, and buy extra keyboards for all those Twitter hot-takes. Finally, a new Investiganza to justify their worthless existences for awhile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I'm ready for my closeup!

Posted by: Bennie Johnson at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (786Ro)

342 That they are reacting may suggest there are lots moar documents scattered elsewhere.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (kn9u9)

343 "Maybe "The Hill" and "CAIR" should use to learn Google: "Question: What does KKK stand for? Answer: It stands for 快快快(kuai kuai kuai),in english it's the meaning of hurry up.
By Perfect Storm Clothing SELLER on January 9, 2021"

Oooh... China Mfg Ltd vs Mulsim grifters...Fight!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 12, 2023 01:40 PM (CQIw/)

344 EVERYTHING is an Op.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (LgYjE)

---------

Probably.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2023 01:40 PM (DcKNO)

345 Some guys might act like "babies" when sick because it's the only time they can get their wives to pretend to give a fuck about their well-being.

Posted by: Colds and flus at January 12, 2023 01:40 PM (s2na+)

346 Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:34 PM (b64rO)
___

Thank God Ex-Ex isn't like that. If he has to call in sick, it means he's sick

He's currently running a temp of 100, and he's asleep in his recliner after I made him a hot toddy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:40 PM (bhq2w)

347 > Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower

I like how it echoes when he orgasms.

Posted by: Carlos at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (eyxn4)

348 Emperor Brandon and Hunter Brandon, a pair of walking cockroaches.

Yesterday was my 1 year anniversary of being fired for refusing the Jab. People like the Brandons wanted me fired, and I want all of them to die. Feels like we're all kind of getting what we wanted.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (b306O)

349 Creative Artists Agency? That’s an agency that represents Hollywood types. People in the entertainment industry. Wtf would they be doing talking to Crackhead Hunter about? To me, that’s the oddest thing about this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (CQ2d6)

350 Insty says charges against Hunter are imminent. The Deep State is done with Old Joe for sure if that happens. Hope they enjoy Kamala.
Posted by: Ian S.

I'm not going to do the whole 'the walls are closing in' thing no matter how much you beg.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (XF9Gj)

351 The question to ask now is the same one we should have asked when we discovered Hillary Clinton's bathroom server was accessed by the ChiComs:

Not: "Who has seen these TS docs?", but: "Who HASN'T seen them?"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (SSbWm)

352 @310 "Whatever happened to the story of Paul Pelosi hiding the hammer with his gay lover, whoops, I mean the MAGA terrorist assault on Democracy? It seems to have disappeared."

That was somewhere before a $1.7 Trillion Omnibus budget that no one read and which was passed entirely outside the Constitutional leglislative function, a bit after we almost got in a nuclear war with Ivan and somewhere in the midst of an ongoing foreign invasion of 5+M illegals, effectively smuggled into the US by the President.

Posted by: #Flood The Zone at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (5FPX4)

353 I don't think that's fair at all. In Trump's case, Durham was named under his administration, in a universe where it was the first time we (I'm including myself here, especially) saw how deeply corrupt the Deep State really was. I dimly suspected it, but the Trump affair ripped the scales from my eyes for good. Yes, many people here saw this first, but the vast majority of conservatives never believed it until then. Now, it's a different world completely.

100%. A lot of things we know are facts now were still conspiracy theories in 2019 and even 2020. It's actually wild how different things look now to people who've been paying attention.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (zm+d5)

354 I can't see this passing without David French fiercely defending Joe.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (eGTCV)

355 Andrew McCarthy talking on Fox about how the DOJ was talking about using a statute buried in the books that makes private possession of any government documents and records regardless of classification a felony to prosecute Trump. They are either going to have to charge both Trump and Biden or neither according to him. A sitting president has never been indicted. I am thinking this will allow Biden to resign a la Nixon for the good of the country while allowing the DOJ to go ahead and charge Trump.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (fwDAW)
++++
1. The system can do whatever the hell it wants. They could charge Trump and let Biden walk. There are no standards and there is no accountability. We're in the "arbitrary rule by dictators" phase now.
2. They more likely don't *want* to go after Trump for this, and Garland is probably still pissed that he got stuck with it. They could prosecute Trump and ensure they won (if they prosecuted, they'd *have* to be sure to win), but they'd have to put what they really are on display and it's better not to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)

356 Shadows within shadows obscured within penumbras of twilit sewer gasses.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (rj6Yv)

357 Let me guess, Garland's special counsel will be a Deep State representative

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (zA59y)

358 Havin a bad week.
Lost my seat on the Intel Committee and haven't been able to score with the ladies since that A-Hole McCarthy took over.

Posted by: ERIC SWALWELL at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (jM1wU)

359 What are full professors full of?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)

360 It is irrelevant if the area the classified was found was secured or not. The classified was not supposed to be there in the first place, nor was the possessor of the classified authorized to possess it at the time. It is a much larger deal than Trump having classified at Mar a Lago. Trump has a credible claim to those documents under PRA. Biden does not. PRA only applies to the VP when he is acting as President.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (l7Kbv)

361 347 > Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower

I like how it echoes when he orgasms.
Posted by: Carlos at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (eyxn4)
----------------------

That's tax-payer funded all-day drinking and tax-payer funded stairwell sex, Comrade.

Remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (b306O)

362 >> It will be asserted that Hunter stole the files

No way. They would have been discovered long ago left on a copy machine at Staples.

Posted by: DJ at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (O3/K+)

363 I don't think that they want Biden to resign before the end of his term. Harris is a disaster, and the best possible outcome right now is for Biden to fill out the rest of his term, retire gracefully, while Harris gets her shit pushed in by Newsome or Polis or Whitmer in the primaries.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (wmDcS)

364 Before getting ride of the currect pResident they, really, really, really need to get rid of the kneeler.

Pelosi is ready!
/s

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (7f6JG)

365
Your matching Crocs say otherwise.
Posted by: Footwear even garrett would envy at January 12, 2023 01:36 PM (s2na+)


For the record, my feet have never set foot inside a Croc.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (IXZGh)

366 Wonder if Epps appears in it.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (zm+d5)

He was smart enough to not go inside. Search Revolver News Darren Beattie. Tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (BLVc0)

367 He's currently running a temp of 100, and he's asleep in his recliner after I made him a hot toddy.

Posted by: SMH

---

Good for both of you. That's how things are supposed to work.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (b64rO)

368 332 gonculator?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (L9MMZ)

369 Somebody please Photoshop a pic of Joe driving the Corvette with hundred dollar bills and Top Secret documents blowing out of the passenger seat.
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Racing down the road next to Hunter driving a DeLorean filled with & trailing blow.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (LgYjE)
........

With a hookers bare ass sticking up in the air in the back seat.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

370 Our judgement is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case.

Posted by: DoJ Quisling at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (C0kHf)

371 I suspect that I know why my appointment for yesterday at a certain major military medical facility just inside the DC beltway was rescheduled.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (uLr+K)

372 So who's Robert Hur and how much of a hack is he?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (eyxn4)

373 Of course Garland appointed a special counsel. Now the House can't be told anything or get any documents because 'active investigation'.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (l7Kbv)
~~~~~

Exactly.

There is no other reason for them to expose this except to be able to hide the evidence from republican committees who are looking into this mess.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2023 01:44 PM (3ImbR)

374 337 Andrew McCarthy talking on Fox about how the DOJ was talking about using a statute buried in the books that makes private possession of any government documents and records regardless of classification a felony to prosecute Trump. They are either going to have to charge both Trump and Biden or neither according to him. A sitting president has never been indicted. I am thinking this will allow Biden to resign a la Nixon for the good of the country while allowing the DOJ to go ahead and charge Trump.
Posted by: Jen
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Difference--Biden as VP did not have the authority to declassify--Trump did as a constitutional matter which literally overrides any statutory provision to the contrary. More likely to drop both prosecutions as it would be unclear whether a prosecution could even affect Trump running (see US Term Limits v. Thornton--and before that Powell v. McCormick). Basically, the provisions for running for office are fixed in the Constitution and Congress (or states) do not have the authority to alter those provisions.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:44 PM (bDjBG)

375 I wish Garand would retire. He's 70 years old, but then we'd probably get someone worse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 01:44 PM (D+F6R)

376 They need to clear him of all wrong doing so that the SCOAMF can win again in the next fraudulent election.

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 12, 2023 01:44 PM (9qHsE)

377 Yea... this is a smoke and mirror op. If it's Obama behind the scenes pulling Garland's strings I'd venture a guess it's to get *biden out of office so Harris can step in. I'm assuming Harris is still "Obama's girl" and his handler, Jarrett, has something in mind that *biden's handlers couldn't deliver on.

I think a key development is going to be the speed at which a resolution to this is met. The longer it goes on the more likely it is just a distraction from something else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (Q4IgG)

378 Of course Garland appointed a special counsel. Now the House can't be told anything or get any documents because 'active investigation'.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 12, 2023 01:30 PM (l7Kbv)
++++
Since when does anyone tell the truth to a congressional committee anyway?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

379 @355
They will make a simpler legal argument. They will argue that the sole remedy for alleged criminal action against a sitting President is impeachment. While Trump, no longer being President, is subject to prosecution. Ergo they will prosecute Trump and give us the middle finger.

Posted by: #Flood The Zone at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (5FPX4)

380 361 347 > Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower


Sex in the Stairwell sounds like the name of a cocktail.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

381 Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower


Party all the time,
Party all the time,
Party all the ti-ime!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Hit Single at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (786Ro)

382
So who's Robert Hur and how much of a hack is he?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:43 PM (eyxn4)

DoJ attorney. So, a criminal and hatchet man. They don't hire or retain any other kind of employee there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (oINRc)

383 I humbly apologize to the Horde for the false accusation of non-noodery.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (L9MMZ)

384 I'm not going to do the whole 'the walls are closing in' thing no matter how much you beg.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM

Have you NO respect for Horde traditions?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

385 DU is still processing the announcement, but they had some fun discussion right beforehand:
ABC: Garland will soon make an announcement about whether to appoint a Special Prosecutor for Biden You know, to seem "non-partisan." Y'all still think he's great?

Shouldn't He Wait 2 Years? To be consistent.

f true, fuck him Seriously, I'd be done with his rightwing ass-kissing behind. Why is the FBI so fucking scared of rethugs but not us?? Maybe we're way too nice.

Call me when President Biden ignores a subpoena and demands the documents are his and to return them

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (JCZqz)

386 368 332 gonculator?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

https://hogansheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Gonculator

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (bDjBG)

387 A detrans male's favorite movie?

Ben Hur.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (krQz2)

388 Racing down the road next to Hunter driving a DeLorean filled with & trailing blow.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 01:28 PM (LgYjE)

How do you know you're following Hunter driving a DeLorean?
All the white lines have been sucked up.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (7f6JG)

389 "332 gonculator?"

Very secret device.

Very hush-hush.


What, you never watched Hogan's Heroes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (uLr+K)

390 349 Creative Artists Agency? That’s an agency that represents Hollywood types. People in the entertainment industry. Wtf would they be doing talking to Crackhead Hunter about? To me, that’s the oddest thing about this.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (CQ2d6)

On the surface, it would be, but for Hunter, that's not unusual. Kevin Morris, a Hollywood lawyer who represented the South Park guys in their $1.2 billion media deal, lent Hunter $2 million to settle his tax debt a short time ago, and was working on a docu pic on Hunter as well.

Hunter is very, very well-connected.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (/iWhV)

391 1. The system can do whatever the hell it wants. They could charge Trump and let Biden walk. There are no standards and there is no accountability. We're in the "arbitrary rule by dictators" phase now.
2. They more likely don't *want* to go after Trump for this, and Garland is probably still pissed that he got stuck with it. They could prosecute Trump and ensure they won (if they prosecuted, they'd *have* to be sure to win), but they'd have to put what they really are on display and it's better not to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)

Spot on. Joe Biden is expendable, but the Junta wants to maintain the facade that this totalitarian shithole of a country is somehow virtuous. This is primarily for foreign consumption since domestically it no longer matters what the public thinks. This will end with a "both sides do it" conclusion, which of course is false in that only one gets punished under normal circumstances.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (KSNKu)

392 Insty says charges against Hunter are imminent. The Deep State is done with Old Joe for sure if that happens. Hope they enjoy Kamala.
Posted by: Ian S.

I'm not going to do the whole 'the walls are closing in' thing no matter how much you beg.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2023 01:41 PM (XF9Gj)

Can't Senile Joe just abracadabra a pardon as Preezy for Hunter?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (KLPy8)

393 An actual headline at cbssports.com:

2023 National Women's Soccer League Draft: What to expect as teams eye next generation of stars

I'd have posted this sooner, but I just managed to catch my breath after continuously laughing my ass off for the past 20 minutes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

394 >I wish Garand would retire. He's 70 years old, but then we'd probably get someone worse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


there's always someone worse

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (geLO8)

395 Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower

-

It's like this is the first time these folks have ever spent any time around a community that has been overrun with illegals.

Yeah, dumbasses. The South has been dealing with this for decades.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (b64rO)

396 Lost Sea Scrolls found in Biden's mud room next to cat's sand box. Film at 11.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (zB/T/)

397 On the Flip side, could this be an excuse to get rid of Biden or at least scar him to not run in 2024?

Posted by: Picric at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (KaM+d)

398
I can't wait for Netflix to pay Hunty $4 gorillion for the exclusive rights to "Real Crackheads of Rehoboth Beach."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (oINRc)

399 Intrepid DU Reporter...no idea how you stay sane when swimming in that pool of insanity.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (5pTK/)

400 I dimly suspected it, but the Trump affair ripped the scales from my eyes for good. Yes, many people here saw this first, but the vast majority of conservatives never believed it until then.

***************

#metoo

Even somewhere mid-through Trump's term I thought the FBI and other similar agencies were still more or less staffed by agents who meant well and were on the conservative side.

I thought poorly

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (VTu1l)

401 If Adam Schiff and Merrick Garland formed a band would they call themselves "The Mewling Quims" or just "Queef"?

Posted by: Zek at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (5FPX4)

402
Isn't it strange that the new Republican-led House has this "scandal" dropped in their laps?

Think about it: As usual, we are dancing to the Democrats' tune. It was the Democrats who gave this to the Republicans to chew on. As usual.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (v1Efw)

403

For the record, my feet have never set foot inside a Croc.
Posted by: Sponge

Birkenstocks for the win!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (7f6JG)

404 Things seem to be intensifying since that pic of Dr. Jill's gas range popped up on the internetz.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)

405 How do you know you're following Hunter driving a DeLorean?
All the white lines have been sucked up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (7f6JG)

Grandmaster Flash's White Lines begins playing in my head.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (1ais2)

406 Oh, I watched Hogan’s Heroes. But mostly for the blonde, buxom tavern wenches.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (L9MMZ)

407 For the record, my feet have never set foot inside a Croc.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM

Nice KJP response. Of course your feet have never set foot in a Croc, because a Croc can only accommodate one foot, not both at the same time.

We may be under 29, but some of weren't born yesterday.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (a3Q+t)

408 Any random DC jury will be 96% Democrat.


Biden and Hunter aren't worried.

T is.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (avL5h)

409 91 72 I meant non-nooders.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (L9MMZ)

A nood definitely was announced
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 01:13 PM (ChAEn)

This.
488 Nood
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 12, 2023 01:04 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
_____________

Thank you for clearing me. Now I can get back to the work of the American people, focusing like a laser on the, uh, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (gf7Ez)

410 So, two weeks?

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (gmo/4)

411 Birkenstocks for the win!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (7f6JG)

With fuzzy gray wool socks!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (zB/T/)

412 380 361 347 > Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower


Sex in the Stairwell sounds like the name of a cocktail.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

In this case, it should be Sex on the Riverbank...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

413 For the record, my feet have never set foot inside a Croc.
Posted by: Sponge
___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (bhq2w)

414 Why is the FBI so fucking scared of rethugs but not us?? Maybe we're way too nice.

*********

This is why i prescribe to the Mandela effect, because the reality these clueless fucktwinkles are describing is definitely not the one Im living in

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (VTu1l)

415 The Left's spinning plates do seem to be wobbling bit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (uLr+K)

416 Whig and Flood the Zone, thanks. Good points from both of you.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (fwDAW)

417 Didn't Col Klink have a hot blonde Teutonic babe as his assistant or something

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (geLO8)

418 359 What are full professors full of?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 12, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)

Shit. Sometimes jizz. Frequently both.

Posted by: Purely academic at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (s2na+)

419 Dr. Jill has a gas stove.

Joey Dementia drives a Corvette.

Green New Deal, yo!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (lf83v)

420
Nice KJP response. Of course your feet have never set foot in a Croc, because a Croc can only accommodate one foot, not both at the same time.

We may be under 29, but some of weren't born yesterday.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (a3Q+t)


Ok. Neither foot have ever set foot in a Croc, right or left.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (IXZGh)

421 406 Oh, I watched Hogan’s Heroes. But mostly for the blonde, buxom tavern wenches.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

What, you don't like Claudine Longet? I think she was on Hogan's Heroes in its first year as a guest star.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (bDjBG)

422 Boomers: *angry* Imagine if our side did that?

Zoomers: *wistful* Imagine if our side did that?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (44ww/)

423
A room full of left wing govt fuckfaces...

fuckface #1: How do we keep these stupid Republicans and Fox News busy for the next two years?

fuckface #2: I know! Let's give them a Hoax "scandal" to chase us with for a while until we frame a few of them for sex and financial crimes.

fuckface #3: Brilliant!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (v1Efw)

424 Call me when President Biden ignores a subpoena and demands the documents are his and to return them
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It's not a crime when Democrat-approved individuals do it.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (b64rO)

425 411 Birkenstocks for the win!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (7f6JG)

With fuzzy gray wool socks!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (zB/T/)

I read that as fuzzy gay wool socks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

426 I am currently shopping for beach homes preparing for when I win the Mega Millions.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (flINI)

427 417 Didn't Col Klink have a hot blonde Teutonic babe as his assistant or something
Posted by: DB
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Heidi and Helga.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (bDjBG)

428 Even somewhere mid-through Trump's term I thought the FBI and other similar agencies were still more or less staffed by agents who meant well and were on the conservative side.

I thought poorly
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (VTu1l)

I bet you think our current military will protect us when the government turns on us, too.

Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (BLVc0)

429 Spot on. Joe Biden is expendable, but the Junta wants to maintain the facade that this totalitarian shithole of a country is somehow virtuous. This is primarily for foreign consumption since domestically it no longer matters what the public thinks. This will end with a "both sides do it" conclusion, which of course is false in that only one gets punished under normal circumstances.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 01:46 PM (KSNKu)
++++
I disagree. All dictatorships have a semblance of rules and people who follow them. Truly arbitrary rule doesn't work for very long. Even in places like Red China or the USSR or Nazi Germany or Cuba or North Korea, there are "rules" and the rulers pretend to follow them. Even when everyone knows it's a fiction, you have to keep up appearances because otherwise it is simply too humiliating. People will put up with a lot of oppression if you pretend you're being fair about it. If you quit pretending, it becomes unbearably humiliating to boot and it causes problems a lot sooner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

430 Bob Crane actually married one of the two secretaries for Klink.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (lf83v)

431 I propose the following scenario.

DC wants Joe out.

This why the Salvation Army with the cranked up gain and cleaned up sound got out.

This is why these document issues are getting out.

They probably told Joe or Jill that if Joe didn't bow out this type of thing was going to happen.

And now it's happening.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (krQz2)

432 "Didn't Col Klink have a hot blonde Teutonic babe as his assistant or something"

Helga

Bob Crane married her IRL.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (uLr+K)

433 > For the record, my feet have never set foot inside a Croc.

I brought some new sandals on my vacation and they were terrible. I got two blisters from the stupid things by walking less than a mile. I started thinking about buying some Crocs because the common opinion was they looked gay, but they're comfortable. I was willing to look dumb for comfort. Then I saw the Crocs company was supporting pedo grooming and decided against buying from them.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (eyxn4)

434 417 Didn't Col Klink have a hot blonde Teutonic babe as his assistant or something

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:50 PM (geLO

No, that's lesbian Schultz in the woke remake.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 12, 2023 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

435 412 380 361 347 > Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower


Sex in the Stairwell sounds like the name of a cocktail.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

In this case, it should be Sex on the Riverbank...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

Love in an Elevator > Sex on a Stairwell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

436 338 Matt Gaetz says they're releasing 14,000 hours of 1/6 footage that was previously censored by the Democrats. Wonder if Epps appears in it.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 01:39 PM (zm+d5)
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Pelosi sat on this evidence for 2 years, all the video that the FBI collected. Instead of letting citizens seeing it all, they fed a controlled negative story line about J6 for that entire time, poisoning the minds of the average person who watches a few minutes of news once a night or listens at the top of the hour on radio.

At least get it all out there and let us see for ourselves what happened instead of the Uniparty media machine create it's own narrative that isn't refuted or challenged.

Let the evidence show the press for the lying scumbags they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2023 01:52 PM (i+mOk)

437 #metoo

Even somewhere mid-through Trump's term I thought the FBI and other similar agencies were still more or less staffed by agents who meant well and were on the conservative side.

I thought poorly
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:47 PM (VTu1l)

Not to pick on you, because I see this a lot, but it puzzles me. The FBI has slithered from one scandal to another scandal, up to an including murder, for decades and everyone was afraid to touch them. It was not hidden at all.

As an aside, say what you will about Trump, but firing Comey was absolute baller. This is a corrupt, depraved National Security State, and to fire one of its top henchmen was something.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 01:52 PM (KSNKu)

438 I bet you think our current military will protect us when the government turns on us, too.

*************************

Even if they wanted too, I doubt the fully LGBT staffed Marine Corp will be able to turn back a renegade government with their rainbow colored dildos

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (VTu1l)

439 The recipe for Sex in the Stairwell is 2 oz. of Tequila, two oz. of Vodka. two oz. of gin and two oz. of Mr Black's Coffee Liquer topped with tonic water.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (eGTCV)

440 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (v1Efw)
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (bhq2w)

441 Pelosi sat on this evidence for 2 years, all the video that the FBI collected. Instead of letting citizens seeing it all, they fed a controlled negative story line about J6 for that entire time, poisoning the minds of the average person who watches a few minutes of news once a night or listens at the top of the hour on radio.

At least get it all out there and let us see for ourselves what happened instead of the Uniparty media machine create it's own narrative that isn't refuted or challenged.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2023 01:52 PM

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: zombie Harry Reid at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

442 Let the evidence show the press for the lying scumbags they are.

Anyone who doesn't already know that never will.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (eOEVl)

443 Birkenstocks for the win!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (7f6JG)

With fuzzy gray wool socks!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (zB/T/)

I read that as fuzzy gay wool socks...
Posted by: jim

A distinction without meaning.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (7f6JG)

444 Why the circumlocution? Records with classified markings? How about "classified records"?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (eOEVl)

And what was the level of classification? Confidential? Hell, when I was in nuclear power school my math textbook was classified confidential. Maybe Secret? That's a bit bigger... how about TS-SCI? Well, no matter, he didn't intend to mishandle the documents and it's not like the law says that intent doesn't matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (uvymP)

445
Think back a couple of months when rumors were circulating that "some" in the FBI were prepared to squeal.

There was talk of several "informants" and "whistle-blowers" in the DOJ, remember? Where Are They Now??

Well, maybe this is how the Democrat cocksuckers root out all those "malcontents" in addition to exposing their confidential Republican contacts.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (v1Efw)

446 416 Whig and Flood the Zone, thanks. Good points from both of you.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Essentially 'investigations' in DC serve the same signalling for the Deep State that pictures at the MayDay parade did for the CIA back in the Soviet Union days.

The peasants get show trials and gulag punishments but the elites end up under things like house arrest (see the FTX guy for example).

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (bDjBG)

447 Kash Patel suggests this is all coming out now because Susan Rice and that cabal want it out, to get Joe out of the way for 2024, so that krewe can install their own new guy.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (Cus5s)

448 Send me your tired huddled masses yearning to bonk in stairway of the Ritz Carlton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (lf83v)

449 Why the circumlocution? Records with classified markings? How about "classified records"?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 01:07 PM (eOEVl)
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It's the same as the gun or SUV that kills people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

450 Don’t remember Claudine Longet, but an image search shows that she would’ve held my interest. I obviously didn’t see every episode.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (L9MMZ)

451 It looks like almost every sheriff in the state of Illinois said they won't be enforcing Democrats Second Amendment subversion.

What is it called when you pass a "law" that nobody follows ?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (L9/32)

452

I'll bet all you morons are ashamed of yourselves after Mr. Garland did the fair and courageous thing and justice will be served and in the end all these rethuglican lies will be exposed and new information regarding Trump getting Cleveland Steamers from Russian prostitutes comes out.

Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2023 01:55 PM (REut2)

453 Call me when President Biden ignores a subpoena and demands the documents are his and to return them
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President Biden could *totally* ignore a Congressional subpoena right now and cite "executive privilege".

Dolts.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 01:55 PM (krQz2)

454 443 Birkenstocks for the win!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:48 PM (7f6JG)

With fuzzy gray wool socks!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 12, 2023 01:49 PM (zB/T/)

I read that as fuzzy gay wool socks...
Posted by: jim

A distinction without meaning.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (7f6JG)

merely a colorful distinction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

455 Even if they wanted too, I doubt the fully LGBT staffed Marine Corp will be able to turn back a renegade government with their rainbow colored dildos
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM

To be fair, we'll look fabulous trying!

Posted by: Your Woke USMC at January 12, 2023 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)

456 452

I'll bet all you morons are ashamed of yourselves after Mr. Garland did the fair and courageous thing and justice will be served and in the end all these rethuglican lies will be exposed and new information regarding Trump getting Cleveland Steamers from Russian prostitutes comes out.

Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2023 01:55 PM (REut2)

Still waiting for the revelations of the Epstein client list...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

457
Speaking of "dancing to their tune."

Banning gas stoves??

How many times are we going to dance?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (v1Efw)

458 It looks like almost every sheriff in the state of Illinois said they won't be enforcing Democrats Second Amendment subversion.

What is it called when you pass a "law" that nobody follows ?
Posted by: Marcus T
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A lot of counties in southern IL are 2nd Amendment sanctuary counties.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (bhq2w)

459 Mary Ure ("Where Eagles Dare) or Cynthia Lynn ("Hogan's Heroes")?

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)

460 Collin Rugg reports the DOJ just confirmed a third discovery of classified docs in Biden's possession.

https://bit.ly/3k6s73f

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (eyxn4)

461 I'll bet all you morons are ashamed of yourselves after Mr. Garland did the fair and courageous thing and justice will be served and in the end all these rethuglican lies will be exposed and new information regarding Trump getting Cleveland Steamers from Russian prostitutes comes out.

Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2023 01:55 PM (REut2)
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Ah, documenting the future as usual.

No sense in finding out if this is the case, take your lashes RIGHT NOW!

No wonder I'm not a fucking progressive. It's a fucking delusion.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (krQz2)

462 Not to pick on you, because I see this a lot, but it puzzles me. The FBI has slithered from one scandal to another scandal, up to an including murder, for decades and everyone was afraid to touch them.

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I think part of it was the 9/11 effect, during the aftermath i think such agencies had become lionized and trusted to protect us from the terrorists, so all past sins before that were forgiven, and any time they "stopped" an imminent attack that helped their PR even more. of course it didnt help when Hannity and the like were constantly sucking their bureaucratic asses

there were exceptions, i never trusted the intel agencies such as the NSA and what they did to Edward Snowden, etc

I thank Trump for helping me see once and for all how corrupt all these assholes are, without exception now

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (VTu1l)

463 The recipe for Sex in the Stairwell is 2 oz. of Tequila, two oz. of Vodka. two oz. of gin and two oz. of Mr Black's Coffee Liquer topped with tonic water.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (eGTCV)

I'm going to try this when I get home.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (bqVoB)

464 457
Speaking of "dancing to their tune."

Banning gas stoves??

How many times are we going to dance?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (v1Efw)

What needs banning are those calling for the banning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

465 'What is it called when you pass a "law" that nobody follows ?"

Baltimore!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (uLr+K)

466 It's Rush Limbaugh's birthday today.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (eyxn4)

467 to get Joe out of the way for 2024, so that krewe can install their own new guy.


And that little new guy was ME

Posted by: KAMALA at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (786Ro)

468 What's more likely?

A. Joe is investigated and prosecuted
B. The Sun explodes in the next five minutes
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2023 01:12 PM (XzqCj)

Reporting from the future... unbelievably, Joe being investigated was the winner. The whole office lost a ton on that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (uvymP)

469 So this puts the kibosh on any Republican House investigations.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

470 I'll bet all you morons are ashamed of yourselves after Mr. Garland did the fair and courageous thing and justice will be served

***********************

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBGn9bL4YZw&t=40s

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (VTu1l)

471
Do you really think 81.9 year old biden is going to run in '24?

I mean, he'd "win" if he did, but any Democrat will "win" in '24. They ain't letting him run again. And he knows it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:58 PM (v1Efw)

472 Ace, got something g for the Cafe thread for you

Yahoo: Pregnant woman accidentally records golden retriever’s desperate health warnings

https://tinyurl.com/ysb58xc6

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 01:58 PM (bqVoB)

473 439 The recipe for Sex in the Stairwell is 2 oz. of Tequila, two oz. of Vodka. two oz. of gin and two oz. of Mr Black's Coffee Liquer topped with tonic water.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM (eGTCV)
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The recipe for Sex with the Swalwell is a gallon of Mijiu and close your eyes and think of mother China.
Quickly followed by lots and lots of vomiting.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (MFZ8i)

474 Bob Crane had them all. Too long a list.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (786Ro)

475 I disagree. All dictatorships have a semblance of rules and people who follow them. Truly arbitrary rule doesn't work for very long. Even in places like Red China or the USSR or Nazi Germany or Cuba or North Korea, there are "rules" and the rulers pretend to follow them. Even when everyone knows it's a fiction, you have to keep up appearances because otherwise it is simply too humiliating. People will put up with a lot of oppression if you pretend you're being fair about it. If you quit pretending, it becomes unbearably humiliating to boot and it causes problems a lot sooner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

That's all true but we do disagree. Domestic perception is irrelevant unless it poses a true threat to regime stability. To avoid getting to that point, you are correct, but still the caste system is in your face. China, for example, only backed off Covid lockdowns, for example, because it got to that point. They still flaunt what the peasants are forced to do. The primary difference with the United States is it goes around the world preaching the virtues of democracy, which it plainly is no longer, and China and Co. do not.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (KSNKu)

476 "A lot of counties in southern IL are 2nd Amendment sanctuary counties.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (bhq2w)"

When they passed that garbage here, the sheriffs were the only ones to hold the line. Now they are on the cusp of being the only ones who fought the true subversion that's about to be overturned.

People have had enough of the liberals and Karen's pissing on their rights.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (L9/32)

477 Probably said already but this shuts down all news on Sundowner which the Democrats Propaganda Ministry will happily abrogated

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (zA59y)

478 469 So this puts the kibosh on any Republican House investigations.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

Probably, but they should be able to investigate the Biden crime syndicate for foreign pay offs

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

479 Maybe it’s Klink’s secretaries I’m thinking of. But I seem to remember that there was a blonde barmaid in the town who was in cahoots with Hogan and his men.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (L9MMZ)

480 So we won't know who Sam Bankman-Fried was really working for (CIA) and who got the kickbacks in DC, Manhattan and elsewhere from the Ukraine money spigot?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (C7jzY)

481 'What is it called when you pass a "law" that nobody follows ?"

Baltimore!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 01:57 PM (uLr+K)

***

It be funny because it true yo

Posted by: Squeegie Worker at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (flINI)

482
I think the harris/fag ticket and stolen election has already been decided.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (v1Efw)

483 447 Kash Patel suggests this is all coming out now because Susan Rice and that cabal want it out, to get Joe out of the way for 2024, so that krewe can install their own new guy.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2023 01:54 PM (Cus5s)

It makes sense considering Biden's own ppl did the finding and reporting. And DOJ seems mostly CHC faction controlled.

Wonder what Klain's role is. Prob just thug for CHC Family.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (1ais2)

484 431 I propose the following scenario.

DC wants Joe out.

This why the Salvation Army with the cranked up gain and cleaned up sound got out.

This is why these document issues are getting out.

They probably told Joe or Jill that if Joe didn't bow out this type of thing was going to happen.

And now it's happening.
Posted by: Axeman
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That assumes a unified regime. My guess is that you have several factions and maybe the NatSec state might want Biden out while the Domestic politico types are fine with him as they get their grift and Biden or McConnell takes the heat.

Fusion Ken is allied with the NatSec faction as is the WaPo while the NYT is downplaying Biden's crimes and that is a Domestic Legal faction. So, like a black box, we can only wait for the output as guessing on something where all the information is closely held is likely to be wrong.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (bDjBG)

485 Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower
........

Making anchor babies while drinking taxpayer funded booze.
Thanks, Joe.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

486 OUTKICK: INSTAGRAM STAR VERONIKA RAJEK: MY BOOBS BECAME HUGE AFTER DRINKING DAD’S BEER

https://tinyurl.com/2b3vsb9j

Via Insty and HotAir

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (bqVoB)

487 Fusion Ken is allied with the NatSec faction as is the WaPo while the NYT is downplaying Biden's crimes and that is a Domestic Legal faction. So, like a black box, we can only wait for the output as guessing on something where all the information is closely held is likely to be wrong.
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WAPO is normally FBI. NYTs is normally CIA.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (C7jzY)

488 >463 I would just puke in the stairwell if I drank that. Actually, anywhere.

Posted by: Just Saying at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (Uy/WF)

489 So Hur worked with Rosenstein and Wray....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (bs+z0)

490 Biden thinks the Salvation Army is the Secret Service. Now he thinks that his Corvette is a guard dog. Saying what he said in response to Doocy's question just gives the Dems more ammo for pushing him out of 2024. There will be death by a million largely self inflicted cuts . The incompetence of his underlings Buttigieg, Granholm, Garland, Yellin etc will be pushed on him. As they say in baseball you can't fire the whole team, so you fire the manager

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (dHzaG)

491 Via redridinghood in J.J.'s Morning Report comments:

Laugh all you want at the clown-car incompetence of the Biden administration, but the chilling lesson is that our out-of-control mega-State no longer has to succeed at anything to keep growing. The State sees no need to impress you or win your approval.

You can be as angry as you want at the gigantic failures of Big Government, at the billions it wastes and steals, at what it does to your children... and it doesn't really matter. Your approval, your CONSENT, is no longer required for it to grow richer and more powerful.

John Hayward (Doc_0): https://bit.ly/3ZxaNEJ

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (Do5/p)

492 I think the harris/fag ticket and stolen election has already been decided.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (v1Efw)

Super.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:02 PM (DRSnL)

493 479 Maybe it’s Klink’s secretaries I’m thinking of. But I seem to remember that there was a blonde barmaid in the town who was in cahoots with Hogan and his men.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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There were more attractive women on Hogan's Heroes than the normal shows back then. And yes, barmaids were a constant helper trope for Hogan and his men.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:02 PM (bDjBG)

494
Why doesn't anyone mention that 90% of these "migrants" are men?

I heard that so many male illegals have come here over the years that the male-female population is now significantly skewed to males. I dunno if true, but I suspect it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:03 PM (v1Efw)

495 Fox News: Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels: whistleblower

Well, this does sound like the kind of lifestyle young, LIV Dem voters want to live, so I guess they're importing their values...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 12, 2023 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

496 Why would anybody working for the government in D.C. be allowed to remove documents, at all? Who conducts personal affairs while at the office? When I worked for a defense contractor for the pentagon and Clinton sabotaged the industry and we had to shut down, everybody was escorted off the property by an armed guard, and nobody was allowed to take "personal effects" into their possession.

Just walk away. Take the stapler and a pen but be quick about it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 02:03 PM (Er3sM)

497 Hur's background is notable since he was the US Attorney who requested that the justification of an FBI raid on a reportedly recognized Clinton Foundation whistleblower’s home remain secret.

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Oh, so the special counsel is the guy that ordered the FBI goon squad raid on a Clinton Foundation whistleblower.

Whatever happened to that guy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2023 02:04 PM (cMXNt)

498 That assumes a unified regime. My guess is that you have several factions and maybe the NatSec state might want Biden out while the Domestic politico types are fine with him as they get their grift and Biden or McConnell takes the heat.

Fusion Ken is allied with the NatSec faction as is the WaPo while the NYT is downplaying Biden's crimes and that is a Domestic Legal faction. So, like a black box, we can only wait for the output as guessing on something where all the information is closely held is likely to be wrong.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (bDjBG)

I believe this as well, whig. You see it from time to time especially in the case of China. The Biden/McConnell PRC puppets vs. the Pax American crowd, to distill it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:04 PM (KSNKu)

499 I guess it's something that Biden didn't pull a Sandy Berger and stuff them in his pants/diapers. Or did he? Ewww.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2023 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

500 USA Today reporterette to Chris Rufo: Hey, can I get an interview?

Chris Rufo's representative to reporterette: Sure, but on the condition you remove the pronouns from your bio for 90 days first.

https://bit.ly/3ZJoLDV

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 02:05 PM (eyxn4)

501 Why doesn't anyone mention that 90% of these "migrants" are men?


***

So they are doing homo stuff in the stairwells?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 12, 2023 02:05 PM (flINI)

502 That's all true but we do disagree. Domestic perception is irrelevant unless it poses a true threat to regime stability. To avoid getting to that point, you are correct, but still the caste system is in your face. China, for example, only backed off Covid lockdowns, for example, because it got to that point. They still flaunt what the peasants are forced to do. The primary difference with the United States is it goes around the world preaching the virtues of democracy, which it plainly is no longer, and China and Co. do not.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 01:59 PM (KSNKu)
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All true, but does anyone outside this country really take that claptrap seriously at this point? I guess it's possible, but I just can't fathom it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

503 OUTKICK: INSTAGRAM STAR DIGME VERONIKA RAJEK: MY BOOBS BECAME HUGE AFTER DRINKING DAD’S BEER

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

504 493 479 Maybe it’s Klink’s secretaries I’m thinking of. But I seem to remember that there was a blonde barmaid in the town who was in cahoots with Hogan and his men.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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There were more attractive women on Hogan's Heroes than the normal shows back then. And yes, barmaids were a constant helper trope for Hogan and his men.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:02 PM (bDjBG)

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The Russian spy chick?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (cMXNt)

505 Dems join GOP to prevent Biden from selling strategic oil reserves to China

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (geLO8)

506 New meme dropped:

https://bit.ly/3QxJ177

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (eyxn4)

507 I'm going to guess the FBI isn't didn't bother searching and seizing Dr. Jill's lingerie.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (cUYo/)

508 All true, but does anyone outside this country really take that claptrap seriously at this point? I guess it's possible, but I just can't fathom it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

I doubt it as well, but the important part is the National Security State believes it is still running this con.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (KSNKu)

509 That assumes a unified regime. My guess is that you have several factions and maybe the NatSec state might want Biden out while the Domestic politico types are fine with him as they get their grift and Biden or McConnell takes the heat.

Fusion Ken is allied with the NatSec faction as is the WaPo while the NYT is downplaying Biden's crimes and that is a Domestic Legal faction. So, like a black box, we can only wait for the output as guessing on something where all the information is closely held is likely to be wrong.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (bDjBG)
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Yeah, you're right. There is room for factions. I'm just saying somebody who is actually in power wants Joe out.

On a slightly related note:
My wife told me the other day that in DC the billboards replay January-6 snippets to cook the pot of the DC "juries" who will hear Jan6 cases, because *federal* trials can't be tried in any other venue.

These people will stand before God and have no excuse.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (krQz2)

510 Why is this coming out now ? Is it to distract from something worse ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (bs+z0)

511 Fusion Ken is allied with the NatSec faction as is the WaPo while the NYT is downplaying Biden's crimes and that is a Domestic Legal faction. So, like a black box, we can only wait for the output as guessing on something where all the information is closely held is likely to be wrong.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (bDjBG)
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Yup. I referred to it as "State/Intelligence" (WaPo) and "Party/LE" (NYT), but it's the same thing.

It's Kremlinology. They're usually aligned and so Pravda (NYT) and Izvestia (WaPo) have the same opinions on things. When Pravda and Izvestia disagree, though, is where the actual intra-system conflicts are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)

512 484 431 I propose the following scenario.

DC wants Joe out.

This why the Salvation Army with the cranked up gain and cleaned up sound got out.

This is why these document issues are getting out.

They probably told Joe or Jill that if Joe didn't bow out this type of thing was going to happen.

And now it's happening.
Posted by: Axeman

One day , soon , Joe Stinkfinger is not going to wake up.
Joe the MolesterThief and Traitor will receive a fine State funeral....may be rivaling McCain's.
Kamala gets a 10 year run.
For those who think Kamala not capable-- capable has something less than zero to do with it.
. It's who controls who and the Ho is well controlled. She is stupid, venal, dangerous? Yes, of course but she is going to be installed for 10 years so Obama Inc can finish the Sovietizaton of America. ,

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (ApU4b)

513 Not Garland but Hur did say the phrase 'wfof'.

Everything is inadvertant.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (3byMq)

514 *JackStraw enters the chat*

I really like the dude, but if there's one guy who's gonna be all, "We have to let the system play out", it's him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

In defense of Jack, he has been a bit more... let's call it grey pilled since the election.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

515 Let's speed it up, guys!

13 News, The Associated Press
Poland to send Leopard tanks to Ukraine, if others do, too
Posted: Jan 11, 2023 / 11:10 AM EST

KTLA5, AP INTERNATIONAL
Emhoff (husband of VP Harris) to visit Poland and Germany amid rising antisemitism
by: ZEKE MILLER, Associated Press, Posted: Jan 12, 2023/ 03:17 AM PST

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 02:08 PM (p39Z2)

516 Kash Patel suggests this is all coming out now because Susan Rice and that cabal want it out, to get Joe out of the way for 2024, so that krewe can install their own new guy.

100% they want their own new guy, but who will that be? The Democrats' bench is terrible, thanks in large part to Obama who wanted to eliminate any possible competition to himself.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

517 "Is it to distract from something worse ?"

I won't say that you're wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 02:08 PM (uLr+K)

518 Even Stevie Wonder sees this is an op.

https://tinyurl.com/3jwhkhy5

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (bhq2w)

519 100% they want their own new guy, but who will that be? The Democrats' bench is terrible, thanks in large part to Obama who wanted to eliminate any possible competition to himself.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

My money would be on Newsome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

520
Wonder what Klain's role is. Prob just thug for CHC Family.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (1ais2)

Klain & Rice are both creatures of Jarrett.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (oINRc)

521 Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 02:08 PM (p39Z2)

trying to position Kamala for success ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

522
Just to keep harping on it...

Just ask yourself one question: Who Is Steering The Republicans' Agenda, the Republicans or....others who are not Republicans?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (v1Efw)

523 My money would be on Newsome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)
++++
I think he's in the running. Don't count Whitmer out, though. She has the benefit of being a dame *and* not being from one of the most-hated states in the union.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

524 It's who controls who and the Ho is well controlled. She is stupid, venal, dangerous? Yes, of course but she is going to be installed for 10 years so Obama Inc can finish the Sovietizaton of America. ,
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 12, 2023 02:07 PM (ApU4b)

Spot on. Dementia and retardations are features and not bugs for the police state. Kamala, Fetterman, Biden are where they are precisely because they can at least slur through the script.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (KSNKu)

525 I'm sure Chris Wray's buddy wilo be totes impartial. The Indépendant prosecutor is in cahoots with the fibbies

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (Zzbjj)

526 If the pressure keeps mounting on Joe he surely will have a public meltdown.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (eGTCV)

527 The State sees no need to impress you or win your approval.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 12, 2023 02:01 PM (Do5
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We have reached the event horizon of public stupidity.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (krQz2)

528 First question to answer is how quickly this issue is resolved to the left's satisfaction. That should be a telltale. The longer it goes on the more likely it's a distraction from something else going down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)

529 Don’t remember Claudine Longet,
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Hostess of the Spider Sabich Invitational Ski Meet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (XlE1Z)

530 > I'm going to guess the FBI isn't didn't bother searching and seizing Dr. Jill's lingerie.

I couldn't do it. The smell was unbearable.

Posted by: Ham n Egger at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (eyxn4)

531 New meme dropped:

https://bit.ly/3QxJ177
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (eyxn4)
........

Nice. Sending this one to the Libs in my family.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

532 489. Moar corruption

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (Zzbjj)

533 No that they have announced a special prosecuter this is the oart where everyone in DC and all social media take the position that no one can talk about it because special peosecutor. And that matter disappears for two years u til after the next election.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (CVCe+)

534
Joe's a huge dumbass and pretend tough guy who never does anything right and has that sick 'Vette.

He's basically like if that DEA guy from ConAir was senile and also President.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (oINRc)

535 Well, this does sound like the kind of lifestyle young, LIV Dem voters want to live, so I guess they're importing their values...

Posted by: Moron Analyst

The homeless lady in California says she doesn't have to do anything. Her meals are brought to her three times a day. All at our expense. Gov Newsome believes in keeping his guest comfortable. He should take them to the French Laundry restaurant for a treat once in a while.

Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (fWUFh)

536 Banning gas stoves??

How many times are we going to dance?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 01:56 PM (v1Efw)

Problem is, if everyone ignores the bait TPTB will decide it won't be a lot of work and will go ahead and do what they're musing about. When there's pushback they know it will be too hard to do right now and wait. I guess everyone has forgotten, but they floated this in March of '21 as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (nC+QA)

537
In closing, I hope biden's brain explodes. Slowly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (v1Efw)

538 Spot on. Dementia and retardations are features and not bugs for the police state. Kamala, Fetterman, Biden are where they are precisely because they can at least slur through the script.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (KSNKu)
++++
There is a downside, though, and we're seeing it all around us: the factional warfare and competing power networks within the Complex. When there is nobody in charge, the scheming goes up precipitously and it breaks out in various weird ways. Crisis management is *extremely* challenging when you're being ruled by committee and the committee members are in direct competition and even outright conflict with each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)

539 530 > I'm going to guess the FBI isn't didn't bother searching and seizing Dr. Jill's lingerie.

I couldn't do it. The smell was unbearable.
Posted by: Ham n Egger at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (eyxn4)

She looks like the kind of gal who bathes in her preferred perfume.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

540 If the pressure keeps mounting on Joe he surely will have a public meltdown.

He's already at DEFCON "listen, Jack!" status. Won't take much more.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

541 520
Wonder what Klain's role is. Prob just thug for CHC Family.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (1ais2)

Klain & Rice are both creatures of Jarrett.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (oINRc)

All of them are The Help at best, whores at worst. The folks who run the show don't dirty their hands with this nonsense unless, like Bill Gates, they get bored and pop up from time to time to offer advice/commands.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (KSNKu)

542 He's basically like if that DEA guy from ConAir was senile and also President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (oINRc)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)

543 Yay, a 3 in 1 Covid shot coming soon.
3 times more myocarditis, 3 times more heart attacks and 3 times more blood clots! Trust science to line their pockets while they kill and maim people 3 times faster…

https://tinyurl.com/463nrju2

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:12 PM (bhq2w)

544 517. The fall of Ukraine

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2023 02:12 PM (Zzbjj)

545 The DEA guy in ConAir played a part in the Expanse I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

546 Even if they wanted too, I doubt the fully LGBT staffed Marine Corp will be able to turn back a renegade government with their rainbow colored dildos
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 12, 2023 01:53 PM

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Dude, Leftist women have no problem killing their own children in the womb. LGBT have no problem cutting the dicks off of little kids, not to mention grooming them for sex.

A rainbow military will have no problem nuking a rebel city. Nor would they have a problem on a drone strike on a MAGA protest.

Of course the military will be greatly degraded due to the lack of maintenance.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (cMXNt)

547 531 New meme dropped:

https://bit.ly/3QxJ177
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (eyxn4)
........

Nice. Sending this one to the Libs in my family.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:10 PM (v0R5T



ITS FUNNY CAUSE OF THE TENNIS SHOES.

Posted by: JOHN MCENROE at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (CVCe+)

548 Who is "Fusion Ken"?

Does he come with Barbie's Cyclotron?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (krQz2)

549 ||Sheriffs from numerous Illinois counties on Wednesday said they won’t enforce a new ban on so-called “assault weapons” and magazines that hold more than 12 rounds, signed into law by Gov. J.B. Pritzker on Tuesday.

Iroquois County Sheriff Clinton J. Perzee was among a number of Illinois law enforcement officials who took to social media following the passage of the bill, arguing that it violates the Second Amendment.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)

550 Not Chief O'Brien, the guy actually on the plane who got shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

551 I agree that Whitmer is a strong possibility for 2024. Polis, as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (wmDcS)

552 So a 3rd set of documents have been found in Biden's possession. I wonder if he'll claim a dementia defense?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (wnEfI)

553
Who is "Fusion Ken"?

Does he come with Barbie's Cyclotron?
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 02:13 PM (krQz2)

No he comes with Christopher Steele

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (oINRc)

554 Don't count Whitmer out, though. She has the benefit of being a dame *and* not being from one of the most-hated states in the union.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

If the White Witch gets in we'll *long* to have been under Hilz boot instead. At least Hilz is old and might die.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (nC+QA)

555 WAPO is normally FBI. NYTs is normally CIA.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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Vice versa. WaPo longtime publisher Phil Graham was an intel guy during WWII and part of Project Mockingbird. Plus, Bob Woodward for example was Naval Intel reserves when working at the Post and others like Tom Braden for OSS/CIA guy was

So WaPo is CIA/State Dept, NYT is DOJ/FBI, etc. going way back

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (bDjBG)

556 "When there's pushback they know it will be too hard to do right now and wait. I guess everyone has forgotten, but they floated this in March of '21 as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette"


If they can't ban outright gas stoves they will just regulate them to make them better, like they have done with dishwashers.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (cUYo/)

557 There is a downside, though, and we're seeing it all around us: the factional warfare and competing power networks within the Complex. When there is nobody in charge, the scheming goes up precipitously and it breaks out in various weird ways. Crisis management is *extremely* challenging when you're being ruled by committee and the committee members are in direct competition and even outright conflict with each other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)

Whig nailed it by referencing the box we can't see inside. I guess there would be factions even with actual democracy, but at least they would be accountable. Eventually a Strong Man will be put forward, who likely will answer to a Stronger Man.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (KSNKu)

558 And to think that the Magic Moment arrived with the liberation of Twitter and the GOP taking the House. Now the ball's in Mitch McConnell's greasy fingers.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)

559 He's basically like if that DEA guy from ConAir was senile and also President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (oINRc)

They're the same picture meme.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (3byMq)

560
So the Republicans had a laptop. Two laptops, really. Remember weiner's laptop? And Republicans had the Russian Hoax.

Now, the Republicans suddenly have just...this. Whatever this is.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (v1Efw)

561 There is a downside, though, and we're seeing it all around us: the factional warfare and competing power networks within the Complex. When there is nobody in charge, the scheming goes up precipitously and it breaks out in various weird ways. Crisis management is *extremely* challenging when you're being ruled by committee and the committee members are in direct competition and even outright conflict with each other.

Silk scarves for everyone!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (eOEVl)

562 Gonkulator Day is 2 days before my birthday! Cool.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (3Or4S)

563 Why hasn't Joe broken out the aviators?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (eGTCV)

564 How come Biden's lawyers didn't just cover f.Something is up.

Posted by: Will

Hunter will be charged with tax fraud. Joe knows nothing about it. See. He's honest. He found documents and tur Ed them over. Possibly IMPLICATING himself. But he knew nothing of Hunter's business. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (NW9xb)

565 Newsome, whose photo is listed in the dictionary under vapid and entitled, will be Kamala's VP.
And party every day like it is Lockdown 2021.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (ApU4b)

566 New meme dropped:

https://bit.ly/3QxJ177

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (eyxn4)
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What is it with you queers and Hunter's dick?!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (krQz2)

567 518 Even Stevie Wonder sees this is an op.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE STEVIE WONDER IS BLIND, AND CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IMPLYING IT IS A VERY OBVIOUS OP. LIKE RAY EPPS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

568 So the Republicans had a laptop. Two laptops, really. Remember weiner's laptop? And Republicans had the Russian Hoax.

Now, the Republicans suddenly have just...this. Whatever this is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (v1Efw)

La Cosa Nostra.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

569 They only wanted Biden for one term...he gave them a surprise.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (CV1nu)

570 Do you know who could clear this whole Biden document thing up in one press conference, or official statement?

Obama.

Funny how nobody is asking him what he did or did not give clearance for Vice Biden to have.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 02:16 PM (/iWhV)

571 Who is "Fusion Ken"?

Does he come with Barbie's Cyclotron?

He powers Skipper's Sybian.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

572 So WaPo is CIA/State Dept, NYT is DOJ/FBI, etc. going way back
----------------
Didn't work that way on Watergate.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:16 PM (C7jzY)

573 They could take both Trump and Joe out of the 2024 election....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

574 What I would like to say about Garland I can't. I do not want anything to happen to this blog and I do not need my doors kicked in at 3 in the morning.

Can I say that Garland needs to spend time in a Max Security prison servicing his boyfriend?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 12, 2023 02:17 PM (WsJuq)

575 Obama.

Funny how nobody is asking him what he did or did not give clearance for Vice Biden to have.


What's funny is that a commenter on a no-name smart military website asks better questions than the entire DC press corps.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 02:17 PM (eOEVl)

576 Do you know who could clear this whole Biden document thing up in one press conference, or official statement?

Obama.

Which tells us Kalorama wants Joe gone too. Or Obama can't get Reggie's dick out of his mouth, one or the other.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 12, 2023 02:17 PM (ZGrMX)

577 Wonder what the soap sluts are wearing today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:17 PM (L9MMZ)

578 Still think the (Jump to top of page) link needs to be changed to (Jump to top of comments) because that's what it does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

579 Robert Hur appointed by Trump

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (5JHJU)

580 520
Wonder what Klain's role is. Prob just thug for CHC Family.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:00 PM (1ais2)

Klain & Rice are both creatures of Jarrett.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:09 PM (oINRc)

Yeah. CHC faction guy all the way. I just wonder if he ordered the aides to find the stuff or it came from above and around him.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (1ais2)

581 516 100% they want their own new guy, but who will that be? The Democrats' bench is terrible, thanks in large part to Obama who wanted to eliminate any possible competition to himself.

tanned, vacationed, and ready

Posted by: bootyjudge at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (v3pYe)

582
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE STEVIE WONDER IS BLIND, AND CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IMPLYING IT IS A VERY OBVIOUS OP. LIKE RAY EPPS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (JCZqz)


Stevie Wonder isn't blind. Neither was Ray Charles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

583 If the White Witch gets in we'll *long* to have been under Hilz boot instead. At least Hilz is old and might die.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (nC+QA)
++++
Another major upshot for her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (t0OGg)

584 Crisis management is *extremely* challenging when you're being ruled by committee and the committee members are in direct competition and even outright conflict with each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)

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The sequel to The Death of Stalin -- The Death of Biden -- ought to be a real laugh-riot.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 02:19 PM (ulBxs)

585
I just wonder if he ordered the aides to find the stuff or it came from above and around him.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (1ais2)

Door #2.

Decision makers don't work in the White House. Those people just execute.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:19 PM (oINRc)

586 578 Still think the (Jump to top of page) link needs to be changed to (Jump to top of comments) because that's what it does.

add a story to the backlog and it'll get scheduled for the next pi.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 12, 2023 02:19 PM (v3pYe)

587 Special counsel to investigate Biden. Um, that is interesting.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2023 02:19 PM (CV1nu)

588 570 Do you know who could clear this whole Biden document thing up in one press conference, or official statement?

Obama.

Funny how nobody is asking him what he did or did not give clearance for Vice Biden to have.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 02:16 PM (/iWhV)

Damn good point.

If this third cache report is true, this is an inside job, and it's a good bet Obama isn't on Team Joe. So he may eventually have something to say.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (KSNKu)

589 I got into a 2A argument with a friend that ended like this. "The difference is the bad guy will leave your house with the food from your fridge, your wife's underwear on his head and your liver on the kitchen table. In my house he'll leave feet first with a few new holes and third degree burns in spots where I hit him with the propane torch I used before he lost consciousness."

Asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (L9/32)

590 I believe this as well, whig. You see it from time to time especially in the case of China. The Biden/McConnell PRC puppets vs. the Pax American crowd, to distill it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

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I tend to think this a distraction type charade simply because the excess deaths from the Covid vaxx data is coming out whether the PTB want it to or not. Just like election fraud, widespread financial fraud like FTX, fraud in foreign aid, and so on. It could also be China ready to move on Taiwan or Ukraine's defenses breaking down over Bakhmut or via another northern invasion from Belarus.

Essentially, in a blizzard of lies, it is difficult to determine whatever is actually happening.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (bDjBG)

591 I think the uniparty will push Candidate Gay for 2024

we had a not-white president, our first girl vice president, now it's time to go all in with First Queer President

you can say you read it here first and that you knew me back when

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (geLO8)

592 Can't Joe just turn over all this to Kamala to take care of?

Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (fWUFh)

593 Whig nailed it by referencing the box we can't see inside. I guess there would be factions even with actual democracy, but at least they would be accountable. Eventually a Strong Man will be put forward, who likely will answer to a Stronger Man.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (KSNKu)
++++
Yup. There is always scheming and palace intrigue, no matter what. But if someone is actually in charge - like a real president or a king or generalissimo - they keep it in check because he'll eventually get rid of you if you overstep or fail too badly.

The strong man is coming. Not immediately, but it is inevitable. Someone brings the courtiers and functionaries to heel or it falls apart.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

594 575 Obama.

Funny how nobody is asking him what he did or did not give clearance for Vice Biden to have.


What's funny is that a commenter on a no-name smart military website asks better questions than the entire DC press corps.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 02:17 PM (eOEVl)

That is an excellent question. Garland is not doing anything w/o Barry and Jarrett approving.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (1ais2)

595 Special counsel to investigate Biden. Um, that is interesting.
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2023 02:19 PM (CV1nu)


It entertains me they're calling it a "Special Prosecutor."

As if ANY Biden would be actually prosecuted for ANYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (IXZGh)

596 Waiting for Biden to call on congress to send a bill defunding the fbi and doj so he can sign it and save his ass. Then Schumer and the senate vote it down to get rid of Biden. A boy can dream.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (CVCe+)

597 582 What??

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (L9MMZ)

598 571 Who is "Fusion Ken"?

Does he come with Barbie's Cyclotron?

He powers Skipper's Sybian.

he also knows what the frequency is

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 12, 2023 02:21 PM (v3pYe)

599 New meme dropped:

https://bit.ly/3QxJ177

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2023 02:06 PM (eyxn4)
........

The sacks of cash must be behind the photographer. What's that sticking out of his undies, anyway? Looks like the corner of a sterile gauze pad. Hooker must have bit him.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

600 If this investigation into how classified docs keep being discovered in the wild like Easter eggs is for real, it would ultimately lead to the Obama library where a lot of classified docs ended up without explanation. It could even justify relaunching an investigation of Hilary's server.

That's IF this investigation by Hur were real.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DBPIP)

601 UPI: Boulder crushes California man's car moments after he got out

https://tinyurl.com/2cjv38a2

Short version, he got a call from his girlfriend nagging him about getting something from the house.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 02:21 PM (bqVoB)

602 Still think the (Jump to top of page) link needs to be changed to (Jump to top of comments) because that's what it does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

That's some nitpicky shit right there!!
Current sidebar (mirroring that of the main page) on the comments pages would scratch a big itch for me!

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 02:21 PM (ChAEn)

603 597 582 What??
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (L9MMZ)

They were legally blind but had some sight.. At least Stevie Wonder did

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)

604 589 I got into a 2A argument with a friend that ended like this. "The difference is the bad guy will leave your house with the food from your fridge, your wife's underwear on his head and your liver on the kitchen table. In my house he'll leave feet first with a few new holes and third degree burns in spots where I hit him with the propane torch I used before he lost consciousness."

Asshole.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Tell the guy that the police have no duty whatsoever to protect him and no less than the Supreme Court has said that. His recourse for his demise would be the political system where fortunately as one of the dead voters, he will be well represented by a Democrat.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:22 PM (bDjBG)

605 The strong man is coming. Not immediately, but it is inevitable. Someone brings the courtiers and functionaries to heel or it falls apart.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

I very well may eat these words as I kneel at the open ditch, but it probably will be better than the Dictatorship by Committee we now have.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:22 PM (KSNKu)

606 Door #2.

Decision makers don't work in the White House. Those people just execute.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:19 PM (oINRc)
++++
As the doctor character put it in 'Firefly,' "Important people don't do field work."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

607 Essentially, in a blizzard of lies, it is difficult to determine whatever is actually happening.
-----------------
This is the nexus of a Color Revolution.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:23 PM (C7jzY)

608 604 Tell the guy that the police have no duty whatsoever to protect him and no less than the Supreme Court has said that. His recourse for his demise would be the political system where fortunately as one of the dead voters, he will be well represented by a Democrat.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:22 PM (bDjBG)

=========

It's just restorative justice. Why is he complaining?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

609
That's some nitpicky shit right there!!
Current sidebar (mirroring that of the main page) on the comments pages would scratch a big itch for me!
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2023 02:21 PM (ChAEn)


Welcome to the bitchy dark side.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:24 PM (IXZGh)

610 I told Joe not to take them but you know Ole Joe. He just won't take good advice.

Posted by: Preznit oblama at January 12, 2023 02:24 PM (CVCe+)

611 I didn’t know that, Sponge. Thank you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:24 PM (L9MMZ)

612 Breaking: John Fetterman appointed as special counsel to investigate Garage-gate. When asked for his reaction to the appointment, he reportedly said "nobody news...use...classified ads. All Craig's page back list door. Garage door. Corvette car vroom vroom!"

Posted by: Details at 11 at January 12, 2023 02:24 PM (s2na+)

613 I very well may eat these words as I kneel at the open ditch, but it probably will be better than the Dictatorship by Committee we now have.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:22 PM (KSNKu)
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There will be some of that but, on balance, improvement. That is why the strongmen end up coming and being tolerated. It's mighty cold comfort for those who end up in the ditches, but such is life in a tyranny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:24 PM (t0OGg)

614 Another major upshot for her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM (t0OGg)

Probably. Unfortunately, she's not as stupid as Hilz either. Don't think it would have occurred to Hilz to shut down the gardening section in stores right before spring. Can only hope she's enjoying being Empress of all Michigan too much to leave there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (nC+QA)

615 Former President FJB: "I did not have sex with that underage hairy top secret document. At least where anyone could video tape it."

Posted by: Ray Mota at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (sw3xv)

616 Probably. Unfortunately, she's not as stupid as Hilz either. Don't think it would have occurred to Hilz to shut down the gardening section in stores right before spring. Can only hope she's enjoying being Empress of all Michigan too much to leave there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (nC+QA)
++++
Why remain as the governor of a province when you could wear the crown?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)

617 "Special counsel to investigate Biden. Um, that is interesting."

Could be, but Ace says he will not really be independent, will still answer to Garland. Even if he calls him a very special guy, and claims he is independent. But he won't be the real deal "Special Counsel" like used to fabricate a narrative against Trump.

But then I did not listen to Garland speak.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

618 Bulgaroctonus,

Dude.

I just posted a link of Stevie Wonder taking a pic of Michael Jackson.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (bhq2w)

619

Still don't see any evidence that Obama is anything more than an actor playing a roll.

Doubt he knows anything more about documents than Joey.

Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (iNWi0)

620 "Tell the guy that the police have no duty whatsoever to protect him and no less than the Supreme Court has said that. His recourse for his demise would be the political system where fortunately as one of the dead voters, he will be well represented by a Democrat.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:22 PM (bDjBG)"

It's funny because they totes believe the police, whom they've abused, tried to defund and despise will be there super fast to protect them. After all, they've got a Ring doorbell or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (L9/32)

621 ||One of the most detestable figures from the ridiculous saga that was the Mueller investigation is NBC News’ Ken Dilanian. Not so affectionally called “Fusion Ken” because of his penchant for taking marching orders directly from the shadowy group Fusion GPS, he spent years spinning wild conspiratorial tales about Trump and Russia while presenting them as authoritative on TV. He was also a major pusher of the discredited Steele Dossier, routinely defending it before finally having to admit just how wrong he was.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (Vwz3I)

622 The only way the documents make a difference is if the Dems just want Pedo Joe gone.

Other than that, it's a nothing burger.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (D0eLk)

623 615 Former President FJB: "I did not have sex with that underage hairy top secret document. At least where anyone could video tape it."
Posted by: Ray Mota at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (sw3xv)

========

Narrator: There's videotape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

624 I didn’t know that, Sponge. Thank you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:24 PM (L9MMZ)


Wait....I did something right? Not today...today is an anti-Sponge day......what happened?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (IXZGh)

625 warfare and competing power networks within the Complex. When there is nobody in charge, the scheming goes up precipitously and it breaks out in various weird ways. Crisis management is *extremely* challenging when you're being ruled by committee and the committee members are in direct competition and even outright conflict with each other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)
Agree. Strongly. And if only we had an a real opposition Party, a Party committed to Winning, we could win , Bigly, when the plotting and backstabbing goes awry. But. We have guys who, if their life depended on it( alas OUR lives DO depend on it) can only play defense.
Poorly.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ApU4b)

626 How has Jen Rubin been reacting to this stuff?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

627 582
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE STEVIE WONDER IS BLIND, AND CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IMPLYING IT IS A VERY OBVIOUS OP. LIKE RAY EPPS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2023 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

Stevie Wonder isn't blind. Neither was Ray Charles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:18 PM

DA FUQ? NEXT YOU'LL TELL ME HE DIDNT CREATE WONDER BREAD! YOU CANT FOOL ME THAT EASILY!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

628 Damn, now FJB is paying tribute to Ash Carter, former defense secretary.

Prior he was reporting inflation eased again in December and the 6-month treand is "giving families some real breathing room" after price increases had soared to 40-year highs. He claiming he's restoring the economy which was "flat on its back" when he took office.

And, Dr. Professor is doing really well. (No unique documents found among the flowery attire & fishnets or no one bother to look?)

With all of the excitement, he's sorta like Lazarus!

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (p39Z2)

629 620 It's funny because they totes believe the police, whom they've abused, tried to defund and despise will be there super fast to protect them. After all, they've got a Ring doorbell or something.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:25 PM (L9/32)

========

Mark Rober started his Glitter Bomb thing because he took his Ring footage of a simple package theft to the police, and the police refused to do anything about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

630 Bulg.

https://tinyurl.com/3jwhkhy5

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:27 PM (bhq2w)

631 I want to see Biden's tax returns.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:27 PM (Y5qcH)

632
DA FUQ? NEXT YOU'LL TELL ME HE DIDNT CREATE WONDER BREAD! YOU CANT FOOL ME THAT EASILY!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (JCZqz)


I would NEVER go THAT far.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:27 PM (IXZGh)

633 Collin Rugg reports the DOJ just confirmed a third discovery of classified docs in Biden's possession.

https://bit.ly/3k6s73f

Posted by: bonhomme




"Whoops!!"

"Whoopsie!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 02:27 PM (xaFiY)

634 I want to see Biden's tax returns.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:27 PM (Y5qcH)


Will NEVER happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (IXZGh)

635 If Joe does get forced out of office how many hours would it take him to forget that ever happened?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (eGTCV)

636 I would NEVER go THAT far.......
__

I would.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (bhq2w)

637 561 There is a downside, though, and we're seeing it all around us: the factional warfare and competing power networks within the Complex. When there is nobody in charge, the scheming goes up precipitously and it breaks out in various weird ways. Crisis management is *extremely* challenging when you're being ruled by committee and the committee members are in direct competition and even outright conflict with each other.

Silk scarves for everyone!
Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2023 02:14 PM (eOEVl)

Word...

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (CCSxw)

638 I see the FNM is still going after George Santos because he apparently lied about being gay and...so what? Seriously. He didn't marry a sibling. He didn't bang a Chinese spy. He didn't f*ck his daughter.

By DC standards this guy is a saint.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (lc5cP)

639 California Boulder crushes California Boulder man's car moments after he got out

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (Vwz3I)

640 546 A rainbow military will have no problem nuking a rebel city. Nor would they have a problem on a drone strike on a MAGA protest.

Of course the military will be greatly degraded due to the lack of maintenance.

and their equipment having been sent to ukraine, but mostly because their equipment was sent to ukraine.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (v3pYe)

641 Hi, SMH. I can’t open links from my phone. Or at least I don’t know how to.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (L9MMZ)

642 Mark Rober started his Glitter Bomb thing because he took his Ring footage of a simple package theft to the police, and the police refused to do anything about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

I called the police to report my car was stolen and the asked me why I was calling them and told me to call my insurance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (Y5qcH)

643 So he isn't gay and he said he was or the opposite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

644 "Mark Rober started his Glitter Bomb thing because he took his Ring footage of a simple package theft to the police, and the police refused to do anything about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)"

Most of the break ins around here occur in the early morning hours. That is, they're usually in the house before you can even call the police. It's almost like they know how to avoid cameras or something. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:29 PM (L9/32)

645 __

I would.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (bhq2w)


I try not to be mean to the mentally handicapped such as BEN.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:29 PM (IXZGh)

646 All prosecutors are special.

Wy the h8?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2023 02:30 PM (z/ifB)

647 The strong man is coming. Not immediately, but it is inevitable. Someone brings the courtiers and functionaries to heel or it falls apart. - Joe Mannix

============

It's already falling apart and I don't see a strong man (or strong woman) to be strong enough to put it back together. Not while the new House with its Dem-given subpoena powers and US Supreme Court rulings in place. have a say in future events. Even the MSM is disorganized and discredited. All the Dems have left is a state-level network of state secretaries of state and state election boards to keep mail-in voting viable. That's it.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)

648 Merrick Garland is, was and always will be a marxist shit head.

Fuck him and his whole family.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2023 02:30 PM (+YIje)

649 I try not to be mean to the mentally handicapped such as BEN.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:29 PM (IXZGh)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE- WAIT. THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MOTHERFUCKER!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 12, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

650 I want to see Biden's tax returns.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:27 PM (Y5qcH)
.......

They're in the garage.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (v0R5T)

651 Should Biden be executed, I wonder?
-

Had Biden been a Canadian citizen, how many hole punches would Joey have received so far on his euthanasia card?

C'mon, Justin, make Joe an orneryry citizen, perdy please!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (t4rP7)

652 649 I try not to be mean to the mentally handicapped such as BEN.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:29 PM (IXZGh)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE- WAIT. THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 12, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

653 Ben Hur shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (Vu7A1)

654 I called the police to report my car was stolen and the asked me why I was calling them and told me to call my insurance.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:28 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
Someone once attempted to steal my car and failed, and it ended up over an embankment. Total loss. I called my insurance company and they said I had to file a police report. The cops showed up near the end of the day, looked around, and said, essentially, "yup, that sucks for you. Call your insurance company."

I asked him if he was going to investigate. He said he just finished the investigation. He shoved a carbon of the "report" into my hands and drove off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)

655 Hur worked closely with Rosenstein during the Russiagate hoax, according to Kash Patel.
This is nothing more than a shiny object.
Get rid of Joe and keep the eyes off the laptop.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (DB16e)

656 FYI, Fusion Ken is Ken Dilanian from NBC News and covers justice/intel stories for them. Ken is known for getting his news stories fed to him by Glenn Simpson who owned Fusion GPS as an 'influencer' for hire that peddled stories to the news media that Fusion GPS clients such as Venezuela wanted published.

Glenn was the intermediary between Steele who was credited with the hookers peeing on bed dossier on Trump (Steele's dossier was ghosted on initial drafts by one of Fusion's contractors Nelly something or other and by a Russian guy Igor Dashenko (who worked at Brookings think tank at the time) that admitted it was all a pack of lies.

This was the Russia Russia hoax that Ken and others fanned the flames that Trump would be arrested any moment for collusion with Putin.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (bDjBG)

657 It's already falling apart and I don't see a strong man (or strong woman) to be strong enough to put it back together.
___

Don't worry, he's coming.

And he will promise to cure ALL the world's ails, and he will...for a spell.

Then, he will literally bring hell on earth.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ifBkc)

658 Nood.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

659 in-advertant-ly > hi-eenus

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (3byMq)

660 It's already falling apart and I don't see a strong man (or strong woman) to be strong enough to put it back together. Not while the new House with its Dem-given subpoena powers and US Supreme Court rulings in place. have a say in future events. Even the MSM is disorganized and discredited. All the Dems have left is a state-level network of state secretaries of state and state election boards to keep mail-in voting viable. That's it.
Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)
++++
We're wobbling, we're not collapsing. Not yet. The strongman will show up later. Or it collapses. One or the other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)

661 Joe has a Vette? I thought that was a just an old Onion joke.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (24fqN)

662 We decided to suspend celebration of all anti-Sponge Days until John McCain’s funeral is over.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (L9MMZ)

663 "Everyone knows I take security seriously"

Sure champ.

I will say this; for a who probably can't clap without assistants to guide his hands together, these slick doublespeak phrases still just slide off his tongue.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (z/ifB)

664 David Strom: I can't unhear this, so I share the pain with you

https://tinyurl.com/59sdz697

I cracked up.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 02:33 PM (bqVoB)

665 It's already falling apart and I don't see a strong man (or strong woman) to be strong enough to put it back together.

I suspect the grounds are already laid and as the junta continues to destroy America they'll also make it easier and easier. Because seriously - if your choice is the American republic or a strongman almost everyone sides with the former. But if the Republic is dead...the choice is not so easy.

But who is there? Do we have a Napoleon, a Sulla, a Cincinnatus...I guess time will tell.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)

666 Don't worry, he's coming.

And he will promise to cure ALL the world's ails, and he will...for a spell.

Then, he will literally bring hell on earth.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ifBkc)


Yep. Then the Lamb will come with a fiery sword to destroy the beast.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

667 If I were an important person with the National Archives, I'd want very important authorities to be certifying NOW that the Magna Carta, Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights maintained therein were authentic documents.


Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (p39Z2)

668 Collin Rugg reports the DOJ just confirmed a third discovery of classified docs in Biden's possession.

Posted by: bonhomme

"Whoops!!"

"Whoopsie!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman
-----

I think the protocol is:
"Whoop!"
"Whoops!"
Whoopsie!"

Posted by: DoJ Quisling at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (Xh7X1)

669 I wonder if the specific amount Biden and Hunter got paid from Ukraine is in these documents?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (lc5cP)

670 Kalorama - candy's on the table and straws are in the jar

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (xNhrN)

671 I think the protocol is:
"Whoop!"
"Whoops!"
Whoopsie!"
Posted by: DoJ Quisling at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (Xh7X1)
-

Whatever, it will end up with the DOJ saying "whoopdeedoo!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (t4rP7)

672 Yep. Then the Lamb will come with a fiery sword to destroy the beast.

Posted by: Archer
___

Amen!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (ifBkc)

673 It's already falling apart and I don't see a strong man (or strong woman) to be strong enough to put it back together. Not while the new House with its Dem-given subpoena powers and US Supreme Court rulings in place. have a say in future events. Even the MSM is disorganized and discredited. All the Dems have left is a state-level network of state secretaries of state and state election boards to keep mail-in voting viable. That's it.
Posted by: mrp
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As seen though, even if a GOP president is elected in 2024, the Deep State and bureaucracy will not let them govern nor will Congress. Compound this by the deteriorating financial condition of the US, maybe a wider war in Europe or Taiwan, chaos over millions flooding the border, and perhaps disclosure that the Vaxx is going to kill a lot of people far after covid ceases to be a threat. Some, such as Israel, W. Germany, and UK have already admitted huge increases in excess deaths (about half from heart conditions, fifteen percent of so from cancers, and others from respiratory illness (non covid), etc.) plus that the current vaxxes do not work on the latest variant.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (bDjBG)

674 666 Don't worry, he's coming.

And he will promise to cure ALL the world's ails, and he will...for a spell.

Then, he will literally bring hell on earth.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ifBkc)


Yep. Then the Lamb will come with a fiery sword to destroy the beast.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (gmo/4)


Anyone notice the irony?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BdMk6)

675 224 what's the drop dead date limiting a President Kamala to just ONE re-election? They will want to drop Joe before then
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 12, 2023 01:26 PM (geLO

Saturday, Jan 21, 2023 is the earliest date to get 10 years of Komi-la in the Oval.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (iZPr8)

676 I have a 2019 Corvette in my garage. So, if I am arrested, I can say I am innocent because I have a Corvette in my Garage and I lock it all the time ?????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (R+nZe)

677 Anyone notice the irony?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BdMk6)
___

God letting us know wassup.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (ifBkc)

678 Chuck Schumer twitter, 1:45pm

House GOP's already given a pass to wealthy tax cheats, empaneled a committee to undermine law enforcement, undercut women's healthcare, put forward budget that'll lead to Medicare & Social Security cuts.

@SenateDems will put people 1st and stand as a firewall to this MAGA agenda.

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (p39Z2)

679
C'mon man. . . it's, it's it's, it's, it's . . . listen, Jack. . . the documents were purzedentbarabama. . . not me. . . he . . . I put the the the the. . . and zelensky. . . and Beau died in Iraq.

What's so hard to understand about that, pal!
Posted by: Joe Biden
================

Could not have said it better myself

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (vwCZJ)

680 And if only we had an a real opposition Party, a Party committed to Winning, we could win , Bigly, when the plotting and backstabbing goes awry. But. We have guys who, if their life depended on it( alas OUR lives DO depend on it) can only play defense.
Poorly.
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ApU4b)

Apt description of the GOP, but it is very questionable that an actual opposition party at this point could keep things from coming apart. The rot is too deep, and has been too deep for a long time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (KSNKu)

681 64...Do we know when this batch of docs was discovered? This week? OR back in November and they just forgot to tell us until now?

And how many other batches has Joe forgotten to tell us about?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 12, 2023
01:12 PM (A/0MV)

My understanding they were Susie's brute the midterm election, and were kept a big old secret until now

Posted by: Flyover at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (Rbu5d)

682 c'mon man, Beau died burning docs in a burn pit in Iraq.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

683 His tit is in the wringer now!

Posted by: Mel Plontz at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (L3mKo)

684 Curious email from Idiot Joey the cowardly traitor to Hunter:
"Damn it, Hunter, the Chinese were supposed to return the documents to the UPenn center, not to my garage."

I wonder what it means?

Posted by: Tom Morrow at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (FWb/g)

685 How come every single thing uniparty accused Trump of uniparty is guilty of??

Posted by: democrats, Raping And Mutilating The Children They Cannot Kill, Since 1973 at January 12, 2023 03:21 PM (jV+aN)

686 How come every single thing uniparty accused Trump of uniparty is guilty of??
Posted by: democrats, Raping And Mutilating The Children They Cannot Kill, Since 1973 at January 12, 2023 03:21 PM (jV+aN)
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Because on one hand they think "What's the worst thing we can accuse Trump of?"

And then later on it sinks in that they have already done that about 4-5 times over.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 04:45 PM (krQz2)

687 Curious email from Idiot Joey the cowardly traitor to Hunter:
"Damn it, Hunter, the Chinese were supposed to return the documents to the UPenn center, not to my garage."

I wonder what it means?
Posted by: Tom Morrow at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (FWb/g)
---
It's probably a greeting, like Ray Epps saying to his nephew "I orchestrated it".

He was just expecting a text back "I orchestrated it to you to."

Posted by: Michael Bitchsauce at January 12, 2023 04:46 PM (krQz2)

688 How about investigating those rigged elections?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 12, 2023 05:06 PM (wGqjj)

689 Biden could pardon himself. Lolz.

Posted by: Skzion at January 12, 2023 05:11 PM (vqSpp)

690 ❤

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 12, 2023 06:36 PM (7Pobc)

691 DB #224:
The "drop dead date" for KH being eligible for 6 years or 10 years total should be noon on the 20th, a week from tomorrow, unless there's something in the 25th Am. that would change that to the previous or next midnight. I've been assuming the opposite of you, that they want Kamala to be eligible for two full terms, and so want Biden out soon (to lower the risk of a total idiot meltdown), but not before next Friday. Here's what I posted at Althouse today:

"Lots of people think The Powers That Be always planned to keep Biden in office just past the mid-point of his term - that's noon January 20th, a week from tomorrow, less than 8 days away - so Kamala will be eligible to serve two more full terms, assuming she can be elected (or 'elected') twice.

"If Biden's the viciously spiteful swine I think he is, and if (a bigger if) he realizes that's what they're planning to do to him, he could formally resign from the presidency on the 19th, or even the morning of the 20th, and screw Kamala out of a theoretically possible second elected term, making her maximum presidency six years. I kind of hope he does, and that she's on live television when she hears the news."

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 12, 2023 07:05 PM (CNn2p)

692 I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com

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