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Howdy Weael!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:31 PM (u73oe) 2
Called em
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:31 PM (u73oe) 3
Fun Size Joe needs a treat!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:31 PM (u73oe) 4
Home run!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:32 PM (u73oe) 5
50% of the top ten?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (u73oe) 6
Booyah
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (u73oe) 7
I think the blackfoot africa cat kills moar by weight than any other cat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (BRHaw) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (pNxlR) 9
bob ross is the godfather to 90% of youtube vids
Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (us2H3) 10
I AM THE TOP TEN
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (u73oe) 11
Do not taunt Happy Fun Thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (Wnv9h) 12
I (heart) happy fun threads !!!
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (V13WU) 13
Good evening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (XGZoL) 14
Thanks, Mr. Weasel. It sounds like a Mission Impossible thing, "Post a thread at 1/5 at 6:30". I guess "Keep it light and happy" was implied. It would be too dangerous to state the second part out loud.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (D+F6R) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw) 16
Hi Rabble. Go get your fuckin shine box.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (u73oe) 17
Thank you. I am waiting for the new CEO to tell us to be more perky on calls.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (uz3Px) 18
No outrage here, as long as the House keeps porking themselves instead of us, its a happy day.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (8GBH4) 19
What else besides the collapse of civilization is on your mind?
I visited a Buc-cees for the first time today. It's an impressive gas station, I'll say that much. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (u93Yj) 20
Messi the Puma.
What a big ole love bucket! Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (jTmQV) 21
Yo Weasel!! Thanks for the happy fun break!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (yYFOV) 22
Was not there a cartoon with a weasel?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw) 23
Gaetz is bringing the fire
Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (us2H3) 24
My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
![]() Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (BRHaw) 26
My dog is peeking out the window and growling at deer in the backyard. It's cute.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (+mkOR) 27
Big indoor kitty indeed. Screw that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (XGZoL) 28
10 There hasn't been a 10th round of voting for the Speaker since 1833, nearly 200 years ago. LOL
Posted by: Rabble at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (t4ndD) It was 1856. At least get the dates right if you are going to post this multiple times. Posted by: tofer732 at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (RrO18) 29
so....guns!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (XvPQV) 30
My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach __ Congrats. : ) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (kMPrp) 31
25 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) oh so mcuh fun I dont have a grandchild but 4 great nephews and a niece so much fun Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (BRHaw) 32
I do not approve of the obvious discrimination against Spheniscidae and Delphinidae...just saying....
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (V13WU) 33
Congrats Spypeach! Hopefully you can visit often.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (+mkOR) 34
Fun Size Joe looks less than impressed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (Wnv9h) 35
Gaetz talks too much.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU) 36
I AM THE TOP TEN
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:33 PM (u73oe) Don't bogart the top ten! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (yYFOV) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (8GBH4) 38
27 My dog is peeking out the window and growling at deer in the backyard. It's cute.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (+mkOR) If he goes and gets the AR out of the safe film that! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (BRHaw) 39
I bought a CZ 100 and 500 rounds of .40 S&W.
I may regret it but it was my Christmas present to myself. Hope to test it out Saturday. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (XvPQV) 40
My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM Most cromulent! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (Wnv9h) 41
I allowed my newest kitty, Hexie, into the house this evening to come exploring. She seems to get along with my other kitties, somehow...
She really is a magical Christmas present! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (BpYfr) 42
OT: prayers for West Coast Morons going through the storms. Three people reported dead.
Posted by: Flyover at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (Rbu5d) 43
Her Majesty, Delilah and Diana have left on a 10-day trip. There's now no one in the house, which feels very strange. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (MoZTd) Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (anj39) 45
what is gonna be the name of the new ankle biter?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (8GBH4) We don't know yet, they want to be surprised. Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (UuB/1) 46
38 Seen on Twitter:
"Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un declines invitation to be Speaker of US Congress, as he only heads functional bodies of government." Posted by: Rabble at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (t4ndD) I think BroFo nominated the Iran Leader. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (BRHaw) 47
36 Gaetz talks too much.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU) compared to who ? Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (us2H3) 48
Do your fists ache from being clenched in balls of rage ?
Switch the two nouns around and yeah, they would ache. Some guys pay extra for that kinda action. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (4I/2K) 49
So let's all link arms and with hope and joy in our hearts, skip into the Happy Fun Thread together, shall we?
Piss off. Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (c7ca9) 50
Fun thought:
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Put spring water in it!!! Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (anj39) NO SPRINGS!!! Hee hee hee hee! Posted by: Coily at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (UQUAY) 51
Posted by: Rabble at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (t4ndD)
Wow...sick burn, brah. Go get your fuckin' shine box. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (Wnv9h) 52
My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) Isn't that wonderful?. God bless your family! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (D+F6R) Posted by: The Fates at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I) 54
ffs
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the former U.S. Secretary of State, will join Columbia University as professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) and presidential fellow at Columbia World Projects (CWP). Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (BRHaw) 55
25 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) may he be a masculine child Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:40 PM (us2H3) 56
Barney Rabble.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 06:40 PM (XGZoL) 57
". Since I have made it my mission in life to be happy and cheerful despite the constant insults to common sense and decency from the left and the right"
I very much appreciate that., Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 06:40 PM (D+F6R) 58
compared to who ?
Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (us2H3) those who don't , obviously Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (V13WU) 59
President Trump Advocates Death Penalty for Smugglers, Human Traffickers in 2024 Drug Cartel Policy
moar please Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (BRHaw) 60
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the former U.S. Secretary of State, will join Columbia University as professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) and presidential fellow at Columbia World Projects (CWP).
Posted by: rhennigantx Odds on the course project is how to set up a grifting foundation. Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (c7ca9) 61
11 I AM THE TOP TEN
---------------- Bwahahahaha! Posted by: The Fates at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM He taunted Happy Fun Thread. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (Wnv9h) 62
Posted by: The Fates at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)
56 ffs Hillary Rodham Clinton, the former U.S. Secretary of State, will join Columbia University as professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) and presidential fellow at Columbia World Projects (CWP). *********** A new venue for grift. Posted by: Cosda at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (Ae+jP) 63
varmint or vermin Please discuss in 5000 words Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (BRHaw) It's varmint, you...varmint. Posted by: Yosemite Sam at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (PiwSw) 64
Bob Ross and Thomas Kinkade are two of the artists most picked by current artists as an artist they looked up to. They are also the two artists that are picked by other artists as the least likely to hang their work.
They all want to be known and as financially astute as those two were. Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (8rSKd) 65
Thanks guys, it really is exciting. Daughter wants me to stay with them for a few weeks after the baby is born to help out. Looking forward to it
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (UuB/1) 66
We're one year closer to the collapse of the universe and total annihilation! Woohoo YEAH!
Posted by: What do you mean I gotta wait at least a billion more years? at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (s2na+) 67
Uh-oh. Am I banned again?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (zB/T/) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (Vwz3I) 69
Don't bogart the top ten!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:37 PM (yYFOV) ————— Sorry *Hands joint to Doof * Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (u73oe) Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (us2H3) 71
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the former U.S. Secretary of State, will join Columbia University as professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) and presidential fellow at Columbia World Projects (CWP).
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (BRHaw) Wow, just like Kissinger, but with a different set of skills. Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (xhaym) 72
Pallas Kittuh investigates camera.
https://youtu.be/Sg8FMNEt8KY Pallas Kittuh peekaboo https://youtu.be/1jNtnsWCQeI Posted by: Puddleglum at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (sAmhv) 73
Huh, now it's working. Fine.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (zB/T/) 74
so....guns!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (XvPQV) and bourbon! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (yYFOV) 75
It ocurred to me this afternoon that in two weeks, we'll be back home in Texas and close to most of the grandkids. Looking forward to walking them home after school and Gma teaching to cook and bake.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (TgNpw) 76
We're one year closer to the collapse of the universe and total annihilation! Woohoo YEAH!
Posted by: What do you mean I gotta wait at least a billion more years? at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM *fistbump* Posted by: Entropy at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (Wnv9h) 77
38 Seen on Twitter:
"Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un declines invitation to be Speaker of US Congress, as he only heads functional bodies of government." is lukashenko busy? asking for a friend. Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (v3pYe) 78
On this day in 1985, my friend Gary touched his first bewb. Outside Stacy sweater. He seemed happy Posted by: Yo! now Ultra MAGA at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (bTQ72) 79
73 Jim Jordan has not covered himself in distinction in this process
hiding is not a brave stand Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (us2H3) Well I never! Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (PiwSw) 80
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the former U.S. Secretary of State, will join Columbia University as professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) and presidential fellow at Columbia World Projects (CWP).
*********** A documented serial liar. Surprised she wasn't made professor of ethical policies and politics. Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (8rSKd) Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (zB/T/) 82
varmint or vermin. Please discuss in 5000 words
Posted by: rhennigantx It's varmint, you...varmint. Posted by: Yosemite Sam In your case I am going to strongly suggest you do not use your words. Be like Bob Ross and paint it out. Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (c7ca9) 83
Looking forward to walking them home after school and Gma teaching to cook and bake.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (TgNpw) That sounds lovely. Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (UuB/1) 84
61 compared to who ?
Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (us2H3) those who don't , obviously Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (V13WU) thanks Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (us2H3) 85
*snoopy dance*
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, please. at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (RM1wO) 86
so....guns!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 05, 2023 06:36 PM (XvPQV) and bourbon! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM And boobss. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (Wnv9h) 87
as professor of
fify Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (8GBH4) 88
I was following the Messi Puma YT channel for the longest time. Quite the situation the couple have there. They rescue sick zoo cats and nurse them back to health. They have also an adult cheetah with its own habitat. They have a big compound in Russia. The big cats are very socialized to the humans, to the point where Messi will become agitated when "daddy" comes home and will give him a big hug when he comes in the door. This is much more than I get from my domestic short hair cat LOL!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (jTmQV) 89
"Thanks guys, it really is exciting. Daughter wants me to stay with them for a few weeks after the baby is born to help out. Looking forward to it" Posted by: spypeach
my Mississippi bowhunters are back today. The very pregnant one stayed home, but the dad and grand parents and great grandma are just coming in from today's hunt. Posted by: illiniwek at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (Cus5s) 90
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the former U.S. Secretary of State, will join Columbia University as professor of practice at the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA) and presidential fellow at Columbia World Projects (CWP).
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:39 PM (BRHaw) She and Clenis sure fixed Haiti. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (XGZoL) 91
Sorry
*Hands joint to Doof * Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 06:42 PM (u73oe) *nods and smiles* *reaches for Doritos and sweet tea* Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (yYFOV) 92
Francisco "I'm still dead" Franco offers himself to be speaker.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (c7ca9) 93
This kind of silly but kind of cool. Gangsta Paradice 2077.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAhz_Nwpgvw Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (FVME7) 94
I always like a happy little bush.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (fs1hN) 95
78 It ocurred to me this afternoon that in two weeks, we'll be back home in Texas and close to most of the grandkids. Looking forward to walking them home after school and Gma teaching to cook and bake.
if gma knew how to code, they'd be set for life. Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (v3pYe) 96
Yeah it's good to put down things once in awhile
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8) 97
and bourbon!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (yYFOV) Bourbon is one of the 5 food groups, isn't it? Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (zB/T/) 98
Happy Thursday evening everyone. I am happy to say that my dental appointment went very well and my folks are not buried in rain out in their section of CA.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (d1Lw0) 99
This doggy picture and the title made me laugh:
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-pictures/3860/Flat-tire Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (D+F6R) 100
Happy fun chick: https://tinyurl.com/yjv7bax8
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (Eeb9P) 101
Giant radioactive spider for Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (SHZHU) 102
Her Majesty, Delilah and Diana have left on a 10-day trip. There's now no one in the house, which feels very strange.
----------------- Bwahahahaha!!! Posted by: the ghosts in hadrian's home at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I) 103
Bob Ross! happy little trees.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (mnUzy) 104
The only Kinkades displayed in our home are mine.
We do have a few framed TKs for our eventual guest room, but for now they are stowed somewhere. He had a skill set, but his subject matter was pretty banal. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (UQUAY) 105
81
On this day in 1985, my friend Gary touched his first bewb. Outside Stacy sweater. He seemed happy Posted by: Yo! now Ultra MAGA at January 05, 2023 06:43 PM (bTQ72) It it was a wonder bra he with no less than 1 inch from a tit! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (BRHaw) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (8GBH4) 107
Weasel: "The Science has shown people with pets are happier, live longer, have more friends and are smarter and better looking than pet-less people. Really!"
So, Doc. I'm calling to cancel my scheduled plastic surgery. But before I go, can you recommend a good kennel? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (aXxgO) 108
Good evening and Thanks, Weasel.
Enjoyed the clips so much, now I'm compelled to find The Pink Panther CDs for weekend viewing. Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (p39Z2) 109
I do love watching Bob Ross shows. Very calming, and he knew what he was doing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (UQUAY) 110
Giant radioactive spider for Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (SHZHU) Godzilla / Kong unity government !! Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU) 111
We also had to decide on a name for me. I couldn't be grandma because that's what my mom's name and she lives with me. I couldn't be nana because that's my husbands mothers name. My daughter suggested Gigi which I thought was cute, but never thought of myself as a Gigi. But I might go with.
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (UuB/1) 112
Bourbon is one of the 5 food groups, isn't it?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (zB/T/) Fo sho! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (yYFOV) 113
And few wypipo can rock a fro like that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (XGZoL) 114
Cat in snow is what expected yet still funny
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 06:48 PM (xhxe8) Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2023 06:48 PM (9X/y4) 116
She and Clenis sure fixed Haiti.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 06:45 PM (XGZoL) They raked about 100 million off that. My guess is they have 400 M stuff away to buy teenage girls and pay off from the 1000s of BJ Willy got. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:48 PM (BRHaw) 117
Well that's different - ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister!
Total shut-in gamer dude who hasn't been out of the house for two years falls victim to his girl genius younger sister's plan. What plan is this? She's turn him into her little sister. The marvels of mad science. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:48 PM (SHZHU) 118
Every time I have to see and listen to Buttigieg on TV my blood pressure rises in socially unacceptable ways. Stop. Not that way.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (c7ca9) 119
Thirty-eight minutes of nails-on-chalkboard Schoenberg:
youtube.com/watch?v=bd2cBUJmDr8 Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (24fqN) 120
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 06:44 PM (jTmQV)
I catch a Messi video every once in awhile. I liked the one where dad was late coming home and Messi got agitated and was pacing around, talking, and constantly looking out the window. When he finally got home she ignored him. Posted by: Beartooth at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (PX01u) 121
IPAs mostly
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw) I used to go for the IPAs, but I have been moving away from them toward lighter alcohol beers that aren't hop-monsters. Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs seem to split the difference, so I drink those too. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (XIJ/X) 122
Weasel: "The Science has shown people with pets are happier, live longer, have more friends and are smarter and better looking than pet-less people. Really!"
That runs against every tik-tok pink haired goon with 7 cats video I've seen. Not to mention all of the homeless goofs at intersections with their mandatory cardboard sign and pit bull. I'm guessing the left coast is exempt from this study. Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (zB/T/) 123
I do love watching Bob Ross shows. Very calming, and he knew what he was doing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (UQUAY) Agree. His style is nothing I would hang but his painting philosophy is second to none. Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (8rSKd) 124
Oh, Clouseau. That bit always gets me.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (aXxgO) 125
Howdy, Weasel! Nice to see you during the week.
What is on my mind aside from my burning hatred of our unduly elected cork-soakers in DC, you ask? Whelp, this song had been stuck in my head for a while - it strikes me as fairly Horde-centric: https://youtu.be/Q7DniRWRA7s Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (QyWX+) 126
Enjoyed the clips so much, now I'm compelled to find The Pink Panther CDs for weekend viewing.
Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2023 06:47 PM (p39Z2) duh dum duh dum duh dum dum dum duh dum dum Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (BRHaw) 127
FSJ sez...BUY AMMO!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (XIJ/X) 128
Every time I have to see and listen to Buttigieg on TV my blood pressure rises in socially unacceptable ways. Stop. Not that way.
I'll take things Pete Budgerigar never said for $100, Alex. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 06:50 PM (Bd6X8) 129
I don't know how much fun it is but I've been trying to spend more time with active hobbies like growing orchids and I'm going to try to grow figs. I love figs. And I've probably actually eaten fewer than 5 figs in the last 5 years. I've forgotten what they taste like. Anything to help shake off the stupid politics.
Also went shooting last night. That's always a lot of fun. Someone else rented the 50 cal. No one smiles wider than someone giving their friend two shots on the 50 cal for Christmas. It's an indoor range so they warned us all before the big ka-booms. ![]() Posted by: Synova at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (BD/yx) 130
my Mississippi bowhunters are back today. The very pregnant one stayed home, but the dad and grand parents and great grandma are just coming in from today's hunt.
Posted by: illiniwek And? Are they asking for mules, or SUV's? Posted by: MkY at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (cPGH3) 131
True fact: Weasel are related to Thomas Kinkade. 87th cousins or something.
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (WoIMU) 132
Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs seem to split the difference, so I drink those too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (XIJ/X) New Belgium has some really good hazy IPAs. Hmm. Been a while, actually. *eyes car keys* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (UQUAY) 133
I used to go for the IPAs, but I have been moving away from them toward lighter alcohol beers that aren't hop-monsters. Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs seem to split the difference, so I drink those too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (XIJ/X) Wasn't that an IPA you inhaled today? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (Irn0L) 134
Now that we're past 100 comments, can I be anti-fun?
Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (qH6FZ) 135
I got the Bob Ross Chia Pet for Christmas one year.
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2023 06:52 PM (9X/y4) 136
I used to go for the IPAs, but I have been moving away from them toward lighter alcohol beers that aren't hop-monsters. Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs seem to split the difference, so I drink those too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (XIJ/X) Send my email an adress and I will send 3 or 4 local houston IPAs your way art car hoppidilla crush city no shit Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:52 PM (BRHaw) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 05, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:52 PM (SHZHU) 139
I watched a documentary about Bob Ross. Apparently he was quite a character, an AF vet, had some connection with a certain 3 letter intel community and he got financially screwed by his relations before he passed away.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 06:53 PM (jTmQV) 140
Do your fists ache from being clenched in balls of rage ? _________ No. I'm not happy about events, of course, but my ability to influence them is one tick from zero. So it's pointless to cause myself any more anxiety. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2023 06:53 PM (MoZTd) 141
True fact: Weasel are related to Thomas Kinkade. 87th cousins or something.
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (WoIMU) I think we narrowed it down to third cousin thrice removed, or however that works. All I know is that spelling is not super common. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:53 PM (UQUAY) 142
113 Giant radioactive spider for Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:46 PM (SHZHU) Godzilla / Kong unity government !! Posted by: runner https://youtu.be/oPJTZdA7t3U He. Has. My. Vote. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 05, 2023 06:53 PM (sAmhv) 143
while the snobby part of my being looks down upon the talents of a Bob Ross
he absolutely brought more joy into people's lives than I ever did and in the end, that's what it's all about Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3) 144
I’m watching a you tube video of this family touring the Paula Dean restaurant in Pigeon Forge.
Help me Rhonda. Posted by: In need of help at January 05, 2023 06:54 PM (9X60i) 145
63. Her teaching began in Northern Ireland:
Hillary Clinton called 'war criminal' as she becomes Chancellor (5 year term) of Queen's University WION Web Team, Belfast, Northern Ireland, Updated: Sep 26, 2021 Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2023 06:54 PM (p39Z2) 146
Woke CEO of Victoria's Secret who though tubbies and guys with chubbies would sell lingerie is reported to have resigned today.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 06:54 PM (Bd6X8) 147
I don't know how much fun it is but I've been trying to spend more time with active hobbies like growing orchids and I'm going to try to grow figs. I love figs. And I've probably actually eaten fewer than 5 figs in the last 5 years. I've forgotten what they taste like. Anything to help shake off the stupid politics.
Posted by: Synova at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (BD/yx) The Santa Clara Valley used to be the fig capitol of the world. There were fig trees everywhere, and everybody had one in their backyard. What I didn't know was that they've created a wasp-less self-pollinating fig which explains why a lot of fig products are so shitty these days. Less work, bigger figs, no wasp. That "crunch" is gone, because no momma wasp crawled inside and died so you could eat a fig with some texture. But, you can still get the good stuff in jars from Europe. Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 05, 2023 06:55 PM (zB/T/) 148
Listened to some NPR coverage of the McCarthy kerfuffle today, and they had on an expert (!) from The Bulwark! All she did was repeat the ad hominems from the Kevinoids as if it was "analysis", but the hostess kept asking radical stuff like "Can you give us an example of why they don't like Kevin?"
This actually got the Bulwark Wark to expound a bit on how these MAGA types really distrusted the GOP establishment, even though Trump had told them to support him, which forced her to admit they did have some principles, contrary to the fact that she had been going on at great length about what unprincipled narcissists they were! All in all it was accidentally a halfway decent interview, at least for NPR! I may be dreaming but I feel like the NPR lady came away a little suspicious, contrary to her initial expectations that the Wark was on the side of the angels. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 05, 2023 06:55 PM (gMml8) 149
my Mississippi bowhunters are back today. The very pregnant one stayed home, but the dad and grand parents and great grandma are just coming in from today's hunt.
Posted by: illiniwek I saw Pregnant Ms Bowhunters open for Dixie Chicks at TCCC in 2003. You were only allowed 3 Mich Ultra during warm up act. duh pregnant Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:56 PM (BRHaw) 150
"President Trump Advocates Death Penalty for Smugglers, Human Traffickers in 2024 Drug Cartel Policy"
I'm pleased Mr. Trump a) reads my newsletter and b) could find it on my desk under all the hate mail. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 06:57 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:57 PM (us2H3) 152
while the snobby part of my being looks down upon the talents of a Bob Ross
he absolutely brought more joy into people's lives than I ever did and in the end, that's what it's all about Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3) I liked Ross because he produced a very nice piece in a short amount of time. I work quickly with my art, and I get the vapors thinking about working on the same painting for weeks or months. My buddy's Dad is a Wyoming based western artist, and he would spend half a year on one painting. Very good work. But not something I could do. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:57 PM (UQUAY) 153
RE: IPAs
I no longer can drink any IPAs. At the first sip I get an instant headache. Fortunately, I like lots of beer styles so I can avoid them unless I'm in an Oregon tavern and all they have are IPAs. Unfortunately, I live in Oregon so I often go without when with friends. Posted by: Beartooth at January 05, 2023 06:58 PM (PX01u) 154
Was not there a cartoon with a weasel?
Posted by: rhennigantx Cartoon Network's "I Am Weasel." And his nemesis, I. R. Baboon. Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 06:58 PM (P1f+c) 155
We had figs coming out our ears last year. 2 crops even. Mrs fd put up a bunch and the birds got the rest.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP) 156
156 RE: IPAs
I no longer can drink any IPAs. At the first sip I get an instant headache. Fortunately, I like lots of beer styles so I can avoid them unless I'm in an Oregon tavern and all they have are IPAs. Unfortunately, I live in Oregon so I often go without when with friends. Posted by: Beartooth at January 05, 2023 06:58 PM (PX01u) My wife has the same issue when we do a real date with dinner and sex! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (BRHaw) 157
the best beer is whiskey anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (8GBH4) 158
Should I ask the Horde?
Once I am finished with the Fw 190F-9, what's next? Another aircraft? Armor? Science Fiction? Figure kit? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU) 159
Cat is like, "What kind of human is this?"
Posted by: Javems at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (AmoqO) 160
Now that we're past 100 comments, can I be anti-fun?
Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (qH6FZ) Try harder. Your comment made me laugh! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (D+F6R) Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (Q4IgG) 162
Finding IPA's are starting to taste same even from different places. When I get beer again going for stouts
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (xhxe8) 163
158 We had figs coming out our ears last year. 2 crops even. Mrs fd put up a bunch and the birds got the rest.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP) My unlce Dick my namesake (is that right) had a fig tree it makes you itch Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (BRHaw) 164
I used to go for the IPAs, but I have been moving away from them toward lighter alcohol beers that aren't hop-monsters. Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs seem to split the difference, so I drink those too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 06:49 PM (XIJ/X) Wait - didn't you bust my stones big time and call me a hipster when I mentioned my enjoyment of IPAs??? Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (yYFOV) 165
I liked Ross because he produced a very nice piece in a short amount of time. I work quickly with my art, and I get the vapors thinking about working on the same painting for weeks or months. My buddy's Dad is a Wyoming based western artist, and he would spend half a year on one painting. Very good work. But not something I could do.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 05, 2023 06:57 PM (UQUAY) Ross is one of those god like creatures who turned something he loved into a biz I, on the other hand, never did a thing where the bottom line wasn't an issue a horrible waste of talent but there it is Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (us2H3) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (u93Yj) 167
Should I ask the Horde?
Once I am finished with the Fw 190F-9, what's next? Another aircraft? Armor? Science Fiction? Figure kit? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU) The Tokugawa Shogunate !! Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (SHZHU) 169
I was Bob Ross for Halloween this year.
People love Bob Ross. Getting to recieve peoples love of Bob Ross for a day was unexpected and quite nice. Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (5PjcC) 170
*I guess the history of...
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (V13WU) 171
170 Should I ask the Horde?
Once I am finished with the Fw 190F-9, what's next? Another aircraft? Armor? Science Fiction? Figure kit? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU) The Tokugawa Shogunate !! Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (V13WU) Ringworld. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (PiwSw) 172
IPAs mostly
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw) I used to go for the IPAs, but I have been moving away from them toward lighter alcohol beers that aren't hop-monsters. Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs seem to split the difference, so I drink those too. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo A proper micro brewery Pale Ale is worth considering. Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (c7ca9) 173
Wait - didn't you bust my stones big time and call me a hipster when I mentioned my enjoyment of IPAs???
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (yYFOV) I will sometimes drink the milder IPAs that are balanced. Not the stupid monsters that taste like bitter tree bark. But what does that have to do with busting your balls? That's my job! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (XIJ/X) 174
the best beer is whiskey anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (8GBH4) Yes. And that specific spelling -- with an "e" -- not the inferior versions spelled without the "e". Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (yYFOV) 175
Should I ask the Horde?
Once I am finished with the Fw 190F-9, what's next? Another aircraft? Armor? Science Fiction? Figure kit? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU) 1/700 IJN ship. Make it a simple one, Say the aircraft carrier Shinano. Posted by: Beartooth at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (PX01u) 176
A proper micro brewery Pale Ale is worth considering.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (c7ca9) Agreed Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:04 PM (yYFOV) 177
Once I am finished with the Fw 190F-9, what's next?
The Eiffel Tower built out of matchsticks. Posted by: Bitter Clinger A turkey painted on a paper plate by dipping your hand in paint and adding a waddle and glued on elbow macaroni? Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2023 07:04 PM (qoGsy) 178
132 I don't know how much fun it is but I've been trying to spend more time with active hobbies like growing orchids and I'm going to try to grow figs. I love figs. And I've probably actually eaten fewer than 5 figs in the last 5 years. I've forgotten what they taste like.
Posted by: Synova at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (BD/yx) ---- I love fresh figs, green or black. Last one eaten was in Ciampino 1956. Way too long. I also love persimmons, the oriental variety (grown in Europe) that is about the size of a softball or larger. Posted by: Ciampino - dried figs are not the same as fresh ones at January 05, 2023 07:04 PM (qfLjt) 179
There are, at this moment, 7 votes against McCarthy.
McCarthy has lost the 11th vote for Speaker of the House. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:05 PM (jmn+9) 180
Should I ask the Horde?
Once I am finished with the Fw 190F-9, what's next? Another aircraft? Armor? Science Fiction? Figure kit? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU) 1/700 IJN ship. Make it a simple one, Say the aircraft carrier Shinano. Posted by: Beartooth at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (PX01u) 1/700 model of Old Valyria ! Posted by: runner at January 05, 2023 07:05 PM (V13WU) 181
Build the Death Star without the suicide hole.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2023 07:05 PM (8GBH4) 182
LOL.
@Breaking911 · 7minutes Trump posts photo of himself depicted as Speaker of the House https://tinyurl.com/yuk5hkf7 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (Vwz3I) 183
Bibi the monkey is cute, yet some what creepy.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (NpAcC) 184
Paint the Sistine Chapel on the head of a pin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (XGZoL) 185
Poof?
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, please. at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (dy/xE) 186
Build the Death Star without the suicide hole.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk That reminds me. . . I wonder what every became of her. Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (qoGsy) 187
Opens bag of Funyuns) Yo, Horde. I gots Funyuns.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (3Or4S) 188
I'm paraphrasing, but Katie "I Love Abortions" Hobbs says "let's not bicker and argue about 'oo cheated 'oo, this is supposed to be a happy occasion" at her installment in the Governor's chair.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (M2qSa) 189
Willowed, this was in response to Nova on whether a plurality could elect a speaker. Happened twice in the 1850s as noted by special rule but ultimately hasn't been used since. Current rule requires 218 and 218 is required to change that rule under standing house rules.
Link goes to the formal House Rules Manual and you will find the election of the Speaker discussed on page 14, Section 22. The arrangement of House rules is odd because it begins with the annotated Constitutional powers and then moves into adopted House rules via the first act of the 2021-22 Congress. https://tinyurl.com/bdfkddw9 Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM (bDjBG) 190
I quit drinking most ales a long time ago. I might have a six pack of Spotted Cow every now and then, but 95% the microbrew/craft ales are crap and definitely not worth the money.
Most the Wisconsin microbrews still concentrate on pilsners, thank God. Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (qH6FZ) 191
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU)
Could you/would you do Duke Cunningham's F4 or Boyington's F4U? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (TgNpw) 192
Let’s face it, even Bob Ross would say “fuck this shit” then start painting a happy SMOD smashing into DC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (cMXNt) 193
Well there is a 1/200 scale Yamato on eBay. Who has $600 plus shipping?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (SHZHU) 194
Geezh. Biden is promoting an app to illegals so they can claim asylum online and when they show up at the border they can be whisked away to the interior with minimal friction. Port of Entry not necessary. The Omnibus Bill that McConnell help ram through is working as intended.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (c7ca9) 195
Kevin is now watching "the Alamo" on a loop
Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (us2H3) 196
Opens bag of Funyuns) Yo, Horde. I gots Funyuns.
Posted by: Cicero Doof and Duke have weed upthread. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (XGZoL) 197
But what does that have to do with busting your balls? That's my job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2023 07:03 PM (XIJ/X) Yeah, you are kinda prolific with that! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (yYFOV) Posted by: sven at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (Lzpvj) 199
Was really hoping Molly was gonna take Trey Gowdy to the woodshed. She went easy on him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (u73oe) 200
Up in the country persimmons lined the driveway and two small groves there were fig and loquat trees in the back yard.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (jmn+9) 201
Opens bag of Funyuns) Yo, Horde. I gots Funyuns.
Posted by: Cicero Doof and Duke have weed upthread. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (XGZoL) SHHHHHHHH! Not enough for everyone Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (yYFOV) 202
I was Bob Ross for Halloween this year.
People love Bob Ross. Getting to recieve peoples love of Bob Ross for a day was unexpected and quite nice. Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2023 07:02 PM (5PjcC) I haven't bothered looking up why, but apparently there's word out there that Bob Ross was a total jackhole. Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (M2qSa) 203
Guy wants custody of his kids so bad he legally changes gender because his country legally favors women in custody disputes:
https://bit.ly/3Gk1G1x Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 07:09 PM (Bd6X8) 204
All this talk of ales - how can it be possible that everyone is out of real beers all at the same time?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2023 07:09 PM (qoGsy) 205
Don't have any F-4 Phantom IIs in model stash. Only Corsair I have is a Hasegawa 1/48 F4U-5N.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:09 PM (SHZHU) 206
193 Well there is a 1/200 scale Yamato on eBay. Who has $600 plus shipping?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM I always thought it would be fun to build model ships at those bigger scales. Then I come to my senses and realize what a nightmare it would be trying to display or store the thing. Posted by: Beartooth at January 05, 2023 07:10 PM (PX01u) 207
Alas, it is the battleship and not the space battleship.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:10 PM (SHZHU) 208
Yamato trivia:
It was launched in Dec. 1941. The biggest displacement, the most guns, 26 inches of armor plate. It was obsolete by June 7, 1942. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 07:10 PM (jTmQV) 209
I wish I could have given away all those extra figs last year. They don't keep well though, you've got to eat them or preserve them, and I can only eat so many.
We had a surplus of pecans too, but those keep for a long time. Long enough to last until another good crop in two years. Posted by: fd at January 05, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP) 210
We put some dark in, only so our light will show. You have to have dark in order to show light.
Posted by: Dino58 at January 05, 2023 07:12 PM (LVPff) 211
Yamato was obsolete at launching. By Dec. 10th it was in you face obvious.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:12 PM (SHZHU) 212
199 Was really hoping Molly was gonna take Trey Gowdy to the woodshed. She went easy on him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (u73oe) in the greenroom, Trey said her do look good Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 07:13 PM (us2H3) 213
59 President Trump Advocates Death Penalty for Smugglers, Human Traffickers in 2024 Drug Cartel Policy
moar please Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 06:41 PM (BRHaw) ---- Yes but with expedited sentence execution, not 25 years on deathrow wasting taxpayer money on appeals. Posted by: Ciampino -- dried figs are not the same as fresh ones at January 05, 2023 07:13 PM (qfLjt) 214
Alas, it is the battleship and not the space battleship.
A little bondo, a little paint, no one will know the difference. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 07:14 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:14 PM (SHZHU) 216
I haven't bothered looking up why, but apparently there's word out there that Bob Ross was a total jackhole.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (M2qSa Fake news. He was a player though and married 3 times. Divorced just once though. Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (8rSKd) 217
BUT, but, but...
The Japanese were still thinking the battleship had a future in Dec of 1941 which is why they targeted them at Pearl. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (jTmQV) 218
*makes note, Blanco Basura gets duty on the Third Bridge.*
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (SHZHU) 219
I think pilsners and lagers are the most enjoyable beers.
Hefeweizens, witbiers and weissbiers are all nice as well. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (u93Yj) 220
/ 221 - whatever it takes
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (yYFOV) 221
211 Yamato was obsolete at launching. By Dec. 10th it was in you face obvious.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:12 PM (SHZHU) This is about us isn't it. Posted by: HMS Repulse & Prince of Wales at January 05, 2023 07:16 PM (PX01u) 222
217 BUT, but, but...
The Japanese were still thinking the battleship had a future in Dec of 1941 which is why they targeted them at Pearl. Posted by: gourmand du jour Arguably, the tank farm would have been a better target at Pearl than a bunch of old slow battleships. The carriers, thank the Lord, were out at sea when it happened or they would have gotten it leaving the Japanese to run amuck for more than the two years that they did in the Pacific. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (bDjBG) 223
44 Fun thought:
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Put spring water in it!!! Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (anj39) ---- and to make it more firm then use hard water ..... Posted by: Ciampino - not ice but water with dissolved calcium salts at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt) 224
?*Jim Jordan has not covered himself in distinction in this process
hiding is not a brave stand* I figure he wants to be the next Trey Goudy. A lot of tv time, but no scalps. Posted by: Paladin at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (1tRiq) 225
Yamato was obsolete at launching. By Dec. 10th it was in you face obvious.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:12 PM (SHZHU) It was obsolete because it didn't have any islands to shell. Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (8rSKd) 226
220 / 221 - whatever it takes Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (yYFOV) Now THAT'S happy fun! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (yYFOV) 227
Anna Puma: "Seems someone got busted with enough Fentanyl to kill all of San Francisco."
Didn't SF die a long time ago? I mean, how could you tell Fentanyl's been there or not anymore? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (aXxgO) 228
216 I haven't bothered looking up why, but apparently there's word out there that Bob Ross was a total jackhole.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (M2qSa other than myself, I know of no one that wasn't a total jackhole Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (us2H3) 229
215 Legal Insurrection
Seems someone got busted with enough Fentanyl to kill all of San Francisco. Posted by: Anna Puma Happy fun I guess for San Franciscans who don't use Fentanyl. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (bDjBG) 230
194. As they disembark in Philadelphia, at least a third run towards cars and are wisked away. Most of the remainder are taken to a "welcome center," and a few hospitalized, until they're all dispersed around the region.
Those people are from all over the world. How do they have such coordinated contacts? That app? They'll be taking over the U.S. travel industry, among others. Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (p39Z2) 231
I nominate Weasel for Speaker of the House. Then we can have a happy fun Congress with no bs. I'm sure he'll let us take turns going in and sitting at Nancy Pelosi's former desk. We might even get him to supply the buffalo horns from his speaker's budget.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (pTb/Z) 232
Putty knives ftw! And all the happy little conifers squeeed at how magical.
Posted by: micky at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (3byMq) 233
Legal Insurrection
Seems someone got busted with enough Fentanyl to kill all of San Francisco. Posted by: Anna Puma Or about 8 lbs. Given the lethality of fentanyl, shouldn't the number of active addicts be in swift decline? Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:19 PM (c7ca9) 234
224 ?*Jim Jordan has not covered himself in distinction in this process
hiding is not a brave stand* I figure he wants to be the next Trey Goudy. A lot of tv time, but no scalps. Posted by: Paladin at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (1tRiq) sounds cheesy Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2023 07:19 PM (us2H3) 235
I allowed my newest kitty, Hexie, into the house this evening to come exploring. She seems to get along with my other kitties, somehow...
She really is a magical Christmas present! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (BpYfr) Heh. I predicted this. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2023 07:19 PM (tkR6S) 236
that ginger kitteh displays ALL the patience with that little minkey, but I predict that someday soon there will be carnage.
Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:19 PM (7WZjf) 237
Didn't SF die a long time ago? I mean, how could you tell Fentanyl's been there or not anymore?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel The dieoff of all the city rats and marine life in San Francisco bay might be a clue that Fentanyl has been there. Heck, the human excrement is probably loaded with it on the streets there. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (bDjBG) 238
Let’s face it, even Bob Ross would say “fuck this shit” then start painting a happy SMOD smashing into DC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2023 07:07 PM (cMXNt) "We're just going to add in a little fireball here....and maybe let's just put in a couple of crushed Senators down here in the foreground...." Posted by: Bob Ross at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (jGGMD) 239
My parents got a water bed in the 70's. They got rid of it as soon as they could.
Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (8rSKd) 240
Good evening, horde!
I've been immersing myself in books this week, paying only minimal attention to the national trainwreck. It's been kind of nice. Checking in while I find my next read. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (OX9vb) 241
I nominate Weasel for Speaker of the House. Then we can have a happy fun Congress with no bs. I'm sure he'll let us take turns going in and sitting at Nancy Pelosi's former desk. We might even get him to supply the buffalo horns from his speaker's budget.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (pTb/Z) Seconded! And you with your shiv for Sargent at Arms. Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (yYFOV) 242
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:18 PM (pTb/Z)
----- No can do. Donating a kidney that day. Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (WoIMU) 243
Wait - didn't you bust my stones big time and call me a hipster when I mentioned my enjoyment of IPAs???
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (yYFOV) I thought it was because you wore black and white Keds, skinny jeans and had a douche-knot? Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:21 PM (xhaym) 244
24 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) Wonderful- it is the best and you will love it! Prayers for you all. Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 05, 2023 07:21 PM (wE246) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2023 07:21 PM (uLr+K) 246
All it takes is just a little change of perspective and you begin to see a whole new world.
Posted by: Dino58 at January 05, 2023 07:21 PM (LVPff) 247
Maybe a Stab bar N model Huey with a gau2B and a .50 and two rocket pods?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2023 07:21 PM (TgNpw) 248
215 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:14 PM (SHZHU)
Well ideally unless it reaches the point it stays in the aquifer I am to the point of not caring. They can play narcan relay races til the cows come home the good news is the dead will keep voting democrat, and the stress on mother Earf will be reduced. //New and Improved Great Bork Bork compliant Sven Posted by: sven at January 05, 2023 07:21 PM (Lzpvj) 249
Or about 8 lbs. Given the lethality of fentanyl, shouldn't the number of active addicts be in swift decline?
Posted by: Lost in Space Wouldn't you think so? Must be a great many addicts using this in micro doses, but very frequently. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (OX9vb) 250
I'd offer myself for nomination but I have to rotate the air in my tires...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (jTmQV) 251
VIA! How goes it, brother?? You in one piece??
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (yYFOV) 252
234 224 ?*Jim Jordan has not covered himself in distinction in this process
hiding is not a brave stand* I figure he wants to be the next Trey Goudy. A lot of tv time, but no scalps. Posted by: Paladin at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (1tRiq) sounds cheesy Posted by: REDACTED ------------ Jordan wants Judiciary chair. Beginning to sound like deja vu as Ryan supposedly wanted Ways and Means, not Speaker. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (bDjBG) 253
After watching all these speeches the last 3 days, most of these people are fucking morons
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (Irn0L) 254
Wait - didn't you bust my stones big time and call me a hipster when I mentioned my enjoyment of IPAs???
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (yYFOV) I thought it was because you wore black and white Keds, skinny jeans and had a douche-knot? Posted by: Kindltot For the win! Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (c7ca9) 255
LOL.
@Breaking911 · 7minutes Trump posts photo of himself depicted as Speaker of the House Posted by: andycanuck Trollin' trollin' trollin' Keep them MAGAs trollin' Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 07:23 PM (P1f+c) 256
The POL farm was penciled in for the third wave attack but Nagumo decided he did enough damage and American defenses were getting tougher. So he sailed home before he lost his carriers.
Not hitting that shortened the war by 6 months. Another break for the Americans was that Neosho did not blow up as she was filled with aviation gas. If the three American carriers had been at Pearl and sunk beyond salvage, it would have left Yorktown in the Atlantic as the only fleet carrier for the US Navy. Hornet was still working up. Essex would not join until the middle of 1943. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:23 PM (SHZHU) 257
24 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) Congrats. Becoming a Grandfather gave me a new lease on life. I was bummed when the kid graduated and went his own way. It seemed like nothing was happening anymore. The house got really large and empty without the neighborhood kids laying about all the time, fridge would even stay full. Wife and I are all "what did we do before the kid?" (I know, thats how we got the kid) Anyway. Then comes that day... "Dad, girlfriend is pregnant." "Whatcha gonna do?" "I can do this." "I know you can." 2 years later they move into my pad. A year later comes number two. It's a blast having a 2 and a 6 year old running around though. Never a dull moment. I actually like having them in the house. I know where they are. I know they are okay. Rents are through the roof here right now so it looks like they may be here for a bit. Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2023 07:23 PM (LRRJy) 258
249 Or about 8 lbs. Given the lethality of fentanyl, shouldn't the number of active addicts be in swift decline?
Posted by: Lost in Space Wouldn't you think so? Must be a great many addicts using this in micro doses, but very frequently. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (OX9vb) Probably being cut into other stuff. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2023 07:23 PM (eYoxG) Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:23 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Gwenn at January 05, 2023 07:24 PM (9Gr7n) 261
spypeach, congrats and prayers for the health of gbaby and mom !
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:24 PM (Kd4bG) 262
It was obsolete by June 7, 1942.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 07:10 PM (jTmQV) But damn, it was a beautiful ship Posted by: Old Blue at January 05, 2023 07:24 PM (5tYr3) 263
24 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother. Posted by: spypeach
Wonderful! “Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.” ― Rabindranath Tagore Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2023 07:24 PM (p39Z2) 264
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUNBALL THREAD!
Posted by: RI Red at January 05, 2023 07:24 PM (WemqE) 265
The lifespan of an active fentanyl addict is thought to be about two years. I wonder where Portland is recruiting from
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (xhaym) 266
Seconded! And you with your shiv for Sargent at Arms.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (yYFOV) ---------- That would be nice but if Weasel is going to weasel out of it by donating a kidney that day, I'll just stay home and take down the Christmas decorations. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (pTb/Z) 267
Here's something funny and cute.
https://twitter.com/i/status/ 1610327111054594048 She's better with the hoop than I am. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (Bd6X8) 268
24 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) Wow, that's the best!!! Congrats! Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (14URa) 269
I prefer ATT here in the Palouse country. Great Coverage. Great Prices. Great Phones - Brian Kohberger, Mass Murderer and ATT Spokeshole.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (c7ca9) 270
That would be nice but if Weasel is going to weasel out of it by donating a kidney that day, I'll just stay home and take down the Christmas decorations.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (pTb/Z) ————- Then the terrorists have won. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (u73oe) 271
Spypeach, that's wonderful. Nothing in the world as awesome as a new baby. Prayers for a safe delivery for mom and baby.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (pTb/Z) 272
@64
>>Bob Ross and Thomas Kinkade are two of the artists most picked by current artists as an artist they looked up to. I follow an artist named James Gurney, he was good friends with Thomas Kinkade, they road the rail cross country in their youth and that's where they each learned how to really paint. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (up/3i) 273
Hefeweizens, witbiers and weissbiers are all nice as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (u93Yj) I don't know what the first two are but I recognize the third. Still a couple a bars around my area that keep a few bottles of wheat beer available. They serve it in a glass with a lemon slice, I like it. Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (qH6FZ) 274
I thought it was because you wore black and white Keds, skinny jeans and had a douche-knot?
Posted by: Kindltot For the win! Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:22 PM (c7ca9) You both can bite me! *wishes for enough hair to make one of those things* Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (yYFOV) 275
Arguably, the tank farm would have been a better target at Pearl than a bunch of old slow battleships. The carriers, thank the Lord, were out at sea when it happened or they would have gotten it leaving the Japanese to run amuck for more than the two years that they did in the Pacific.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (bDjBG) Nope on the tanks. There were secret underground tanks being built nearing completion, some were even filled. It isn't easy for the light bombs on the J planes to bust a hole, much less set anything alight. Each tank had a berm so fuel could be reclaimed. Honolulu was full of welders who could have put up temp tanks, or tankers could be parked offshore. But the Japanese, like the Germans, were indifferent to blind to logistic concerns. Otherwise they'd likely not started, since a third of their trade was carried in hulls owned by Western powers on Jan 6. Essentially they sunk those ships on day 1. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (eoQWY) 276
I am.actually very entertained by the speakership drama and the tears of the rinos
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:27 PM (Kd4bG) Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:27 PM (xhaym) 278
Poof?
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, please. at January 05, 2023 07:06 PM I'm right here, you know. Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at January 05, 2023 07:27 PM (Wnv9h) 279
No can do. Donating a kidney that day.
Posted by: Weasel Whose kidney are you donating? Please say McCarthy's. Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 07:27 PM (P1f+c) 280
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1)
Wow, that's the best!!! Congrats! Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (14URa) ----------- Hey, I never thought about this before but are you two related? 😉 Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (pTb/Z) 281
"You in one piece??
Hanging in there. Localized to soft tissue in four locations. Consult with radiation oncologist next Wednesday for a path forward. I have been told that this is good news, as it should be treatable rather easily Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (uLr+K) 282
That is a Spitfire Mk IXc cranking up the Merlin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (SHZHU) 283
That would be nice but if Weasel is going to weasel out of it by donating a kidney that day, I'll just stay home and take down the Christmas decorations.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (pTb/Z) Then the emperor has already won Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (yYFOV) 284
I thought it was because you wore black and white Keds, skinny jeans and had a douche-knot?
Posted by: Kindltot For the win! Posted by: Lost in Space You both can bite me! *wishes for enough hair to make one of those things* Posted by: Doof For the 1/2 Win! Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (c7ca9) 285
'Seems someone got busted with enough Fentanyl to kill all of San Francisco.'
And they stopped him?! Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (roH4R) 286
254 Wait - didn't you bust my stones big time and call me a hipster when I mentioned my enjoyment of IPAs???
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:00 PM (yYFOV) I quite like a NEIPA. Posted by: N.Lurker at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (eGTCV) 287
LOL, again.
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert · 12h In the least surprising news ever, Adam Kinzinger has joined CNN as a pundit. So basically, he has the same job he’s had for the past two years with even fewer people watching. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (Vwz3I) 288
whig: "...Heck, the human excrement is probably loaded with it on the streets there."
It smelled like an outhouse when I was there about twenty years ago. The convention center and a few blocks around. Only a few street people and crazies evident. So, twenty+ years, city deterioration, vastly more crime, and a civic embrace of chaos haven't helped. I'm not sure more Fentanyl does a thing to make it any worse. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (aXxgO) 289
Arguably, the tank farm would have been a better target at Pearl than a bunch of old slow battleships. The carriers, thank the Lord, were out at sea when it happened or they would have gotten it leaving the Japanese to run amuck for more than the two years that they did in the Pacific. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:17 PM (bDjBG) _____________ The Nipponese should either have gone all in and sent a third wave to destroy the tank farms (at which the US fleet would have had to retire to the West Coast) or not attacked at all and bypassed the Philippines on the way to the NEI. We were too weak in the Pacific to have done anything about it. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd) 290
There's now no one in the house, which feels very strange.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2023 06:38 PM (MoZTd) *makes ghostly woooo sounds* Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (Kd4bG) 291
Then the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (u73oe) ----------- Okay fine. Then you can be the speaker of the house, or take down my Christmas decorations. So the terrorists won't win. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (pTb/Z) 292
*wishes for enough hair to make one of those things*
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM *fistbump* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:30 PM (Wnv9h) 293
*burp* Your Delta Tau Chi pledge name is... Balls of Rage
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:30 PM (qtdso) 294
I haven't bothered looking up why, but apparently there's word out there that Bob Ross was a total jackhole.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:08 PM (M2qSa Fake news. He was a player though and married 3 times. Divorced just once though. Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 07:15 PM (8rSKd) Could be. You certainly can't believe EVERYTHING you read on the internet. Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:30 PM (QBaJw) 295
>>> 266 Seconded! And you with your shiv for Sargent at Arms.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:20 PM (yYFOV) ---------- That would be nice but if Weasel is going to weasel out of it by donating a kidney that day, I'll just stay home and take down the Christmas decorations. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:25 PM (pTb/Z) My lights are staying up until at least through tomorrow night, because 12 days. Maybe a little longer, because then it will be the weekend and I'm lazy. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (llON8) 296
RI Red: "DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUNBALL THREAD!"
If you taunt HAPPY FUNBALL THREAD, then the terrorists have won. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (aXxgO) 297
The only Hornet aircraft to attack the Japanese fleet at Midway was Torpedo Squadron 8. None of their other aircraft even saw them. They were also the only squadron to fly directly to the Japanese fleet. The rest blundered around until they finally dropped in on them. Ens. George Gay was the only survivor of Torpedo Squadron 8. Brave, brave men.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (5tYr3) 298
We never put lights up, so taking them down is a breeze!
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (WoIMU) 299
By the time this speaker drama is over an appropriation to expand the house floor square footage is going to be needed so it can be fitted out with fainting couches for the Republican Wing of the Uniparty members.
Posted by: Lost in Space at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (c7ca9) 300
Musk replying to critics...
@elonmusk · 47m If I dig my grave deep enough, maybe it comes out other side of Earth 🤔 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwz3I) 301
Barron Trump for Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Marooned at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (w6hJ9) 302
*wishes for enough hair to make one of those things*
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM *fistbump* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:30 PM (Wnv9h) You get it! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (yYFOV) 303
I have been told that this is good news, as it should be treatable rather easily
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (uLr+K) ----------- Good. Easy treatment is always good news. No change in Mr. D'oh, by the way. Poor Jane is pretty down. Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (pTb/Z) 304
I don't know what the first two are but I recognize the third.
Hefeweizens are all cloudy from the yeast. "For the skin!", they'll tell you. Witbiers are Belgian versions. Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (dNNCD) 305
Mega Millions Friday night is a cash jackpot of $483.5 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (SHZHU) 306
burp* Your Delta Tau Chi pledge name is... Balls of Rage
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:30 PM Why? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (Wnv9h) 307
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:27 PM (Kd4bG)
as am I Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (7WZjf) 308
No change in Mr. D'oh, by the way. Poor Jane is pretty down. Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell Without ceasing. Thank you for the update. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 07:33 PM (OX9vb) 309
The "Kittyman" shanty is my new favorite sea song.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2023 07:33 PM (W+kMI) 310
306 Mega Millions Friday night is a cash jackpot of $483.5 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma I plan to buy one ticket with confidence Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:33 PM (Kd4bG) 311
My lights are staying up until at least through tomorrow night, because 12 days.
Maybe a little longer, because then it will be the weekend and I'm lazy. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:31 PM (llON ![]() ---------- We always leave everything up through Epiphany too. So Sunday I need to lock everyone in the house until we make at least a good dent in the deconstruction. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:33 PM (pTb/Z) 312
Another aircraft?
Armor? Science Fiction? Figure kit? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 06:59 PM (SHZHU) You could build a Democrat, but you might not have enough shit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2023 07:33 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 07:33 PM (D+F6R) 314
non sequitur, not you RMBS
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM (qtdso) 315
....and now for something completely different.
I find myself having an extra interior door, which I was told is solid core but I'm not entirely convinced, but anyway I'd like to use it as a table. It *is* flat (no fancy beveling of whatever it's called) but should I sand it down and re-stain?? Presumably the sanding should occur OUTSIDE and maybe with one of those fancy *real* filtered masks to keep out sawdust? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM (llON8) 316
I have been told that this is good news, as it should be treatable rather easily
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (uLr+K) Being told it's good news is good news! Please let me know if/when you're up for a visitor Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM (yYFOV) 317
The Nipponese should either have gone all in and sent a third wave to destroy the tank farms (at which the US fleet would have had to retire to the West Coast) or not attacked at all and bypassed the Philippines on the way to the NEI. We were too weak in the Pacific to have done anything about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd) Tank farms is a chimera - no strike could destroy them or force a withdrawal. The bypass Philippines is more interesting - I tend to think that likely the US would have pitched in regardless - we were already fighting Germans halfway across the Atlantic. Some of the air forces on PI might have complicated shipping arrangements for the IJN in that case but the troops freed up might have sped up taking DEI. An interesting question is if the pressure to "save" MacArthur in the PI would have compromised the Navy strategy. We had war plans to let the PI die but that might get harder if they remained unattacked. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM (eoQWY) 318
The Hornet is still docked over at Alameda.
I give it a visit every now and then. I never knew you could pilot the thing from the tip of the bow in case the bridge was hit. There's a tiny aux bridge. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM (jTmQV) 319
19 What else besides the collapse of civilization is on your mind?
I visited a Buc-cees for the first time today. It's an impressive gas station, I'll say that much. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 06:34 PM (u93Yj) ---- But was it chic? Posted by: UK Shell EV charging station at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM (qfLjt) 320
Somebody at Fark did a photoshop of that Bob Ross portrait with Bob's hair but with Leonidas's war face and the painting was the scene where the Persians are getting thrown over the cliff.
It was awesome and I want a poster of it. Posted by: yep at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (6WBZp) 321
Helena, I bet if you look on YouTube you could find someone who has made a table from a door.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (pTb/Z) 322
non sequitur, not you RMBS
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:34 PM The judges would also have accepted "why not?!" Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (Wnv9h) 323
>>> 304
== No change in Mr. D'oh, by the way. Poor Jane is pretty down. Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (pTb/Z) Will do. {{{Jane}}} Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (llON8) 324
One thing I would like to see is a motion to fire Hakeem Jeffries into the sun.
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (qtdso) 325
A deal is cut, lawmakers are reviewing it. _CSPAN
hmmm it can't be cut unless it's accepted that's what happens when you cut a deal. Sooo, something may be up. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (jmn+9) 326
Okay fine. Then you can be the speaker of the house, or take down my Christmas decorations. So the terrorists won't win.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:29 PM (pTb/Z) ————— I get to be speaker? I’m gonna do some weird shit! Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (u73oe) 327
More U-Haul Trucks Left California Than Any Other State In 2022, Texas Top Destination: Study
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (Vwz3I) 328
Bluebell, weasel, all the Horde, I had a thought, and with the head Ewok gone maybe this is a good thread to ask about it...
I think Ace's 20th anniversary of the blog is just around the corner, and I'd love to help out together an anniversary book of some of the highlights over 20 years. I have the ability to put the design side of a book together. But I don't feel I'm the right person to choose the content. I wondered if we could compile the content as a group and then work from there to assemble it. I know bluebell and weasel have the most experience with making a book for the horde. But it could be a good project for others to help with. I can also post this question in the next book thread if that's a better place. I'd love a colllection of some of Ace's best writings, hilarious moments, and maybe some of the fun from the comments section, to honor his 20 years of bringing us all together. Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (+mkOR) 329
There were three men from VT-8 who survived attacking the four Japanese carriers.
Grumman TBF-1 Avenger 8-T-1 of VT-8(det) staggered back to Midway a shot up wreck. The pilot and one gunner survived, turret gunner was killed. https://tinyurl.com/2x2e45jt Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (SHZHU) Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (qtdso) 331
>>>There hasn't been a 10th round of voting for the Speaker since 1833, nearly 200 years ago. LOL
>That's because today we have such a sense of party unity and outstanding leadership. I'll bet you Cadaver Joe is quaking in his boots. Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (Er3sM) 332
I get to be speaker? I’m gonna do some weird shit!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (u73oe) ----------- Have fun storming the Congress! Don't forget your buffalo horns. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (pTb/Z) 333
Helena, I bet if you look on YouTube you could find someone who has made a table from a door.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (pTb/Z) Two sawhorses. Put door on top. Nail boards to make it flat on top. Fancy tablecloth to hide everything under it. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (eoQWY) 334
One thing I would like to see is a motion to fire Hakeem Jeffries into the sun.
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM More useful than 90% of House motions, I'm guessing. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (Wnv9h) 335
Paul is unable to be happy and cannot do even one post that is not about politics, Man; They're the life of the party- those paid troll activists./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (D+F6R) 336
I could entertain everoyone with the story of my llunch date from hell, but it may have the opposite effect on me and make me cry.
But I will relate a couple things that made my outing with this guy really awkward... The waiter placed the first course on the table, and I excused myself to wash my hands. (I'ts just a reflex reaction with me, I can't eat unless I wash the hands) When I got back to the table, date says: " I grabbed a forkful of your salad while you were gone." I wanted to stab him right then and there, but all I had at hand was a butter knife, and I knew that wouldn't break the skin. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (7WZjf) 337
That is a Spitfire Mk IXc cranking up the Merlin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:28 PM (SHZHU) It's purty and nicely shot Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (xhaym) 338
More U-Haul Trucks Left California Than Any Other State In 2022, Texas Top Destination: Study
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (Vwz3I) That's because the gators ate some going to Florida. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:38 PM (eoQWY) 339
I don't know what the first two are but I recognize the third. Still a couple a bars around my area that keep a few bottles of wheat beer available. They serve it in a glass with a lemon slice, I like it.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2023 07:26 PM (qH6FZ) Yes. If you ever happen across a place that carries Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier, give it a whirl. I'll think you'll find it quite enjoyable. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:38 PM (u93Yj) 340
325 One thing I would like to see is a motion to fire Hakeem Jeffries into the sun.
Posted by: Brother Bluto ------------------------------ Gerald Bull is dead. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:38 PM (jmn+9) Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 07:38 PM (P1f+c) 342
Maybe not so odd that the push for supervised drug injection sites and opioid pervention centers is, again, in the news on the East Coast.
Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2023 07:38 PM (p39Z2) 343
I'd love a colllection of some of Ace's best writings, hilarious moments, and maybe some of the fun from the comments section, to honor his 20 years of bringing us all together.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (+mkOR) the scandis hahahaha Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (BRHaw) 344
https://tinyurl.com/4veas84z
20 Tweets from Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (xhxe8) 345
>>> 334 Helena, I bet if you look on YouTube you could find someone who has made a table from a door.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (pTb/Z) Two sawhorses. Put door on top. Nail boards to make it flat on top. Fancy tablecloth to hide everything under it. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (eoQWY) Heh. It's already flat but I am definitely going to use a fancy tablecloth now! ![]() Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (llON8) 346
When I got back to the table, date says: " I grabbed a forkful of your salad while you were gone."
I wanted to stab him right then and there, but all I had at hand was a butter knife, and I knew that wouldn't break the skin. Surprised you didn't tell him to go fork himself and leave. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (Bd6X8) 347
147 I’m watching a you tube video of this family touring the Paula Dean restaurant in Pigeon Forge.
didn't realize pigeons were forged. always thought they were whittled. Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (v3pYe) 348
I was stunned, and thought: you know, I must have misheard this guy who I barely know when he said he jumped on my salad behind my back, without me even offering him a taste. So I looked at his fork, and sure enough, there was the telltale dressing smeared on the tines.
At this point I wanted to throw up. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (7WZjf) 349
Don't forget your buffalo horns.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (pTb/Z) ————— Tatanka. Tatanka horns. Sheesh. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (u73oe) 350
I've been giving my dog a soup or marrow bone as a dinner treat. Oddly the bones have been migrating to my bedroom.
Fortunately I find her doggie ways amusing. Posted by: N.Lurker at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (eGTCV) 351
Prayers continue Jane.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (anj39) 352
24 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) ---- If you were a leftist and believed all that gender stuff then you could also be very excited about being a grandfather. /s Posted by: Ciampino - all the best to your family for the Happy Event at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt) 353
If you ever happen across a place that carries Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier, give it a whirl.
I'll think you'll find it quite enjoyable. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:38 PM (u93Yj) every fricking beir in Germany has a special glass Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (BRHaw) 354
Illegal aliens don't arrive in UHauls.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (ik/65) 355
>I visited a Buc-cees for the first time today.
It's an impressive gas station, I'll say that much. Posted by: Bitter Clinger __________ They opened one in Richmond, KY last year. My wife and I made a special trip to see it this past fall. About 60 or 70 miles. Just for the fuck of it. It's an interesting place. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG) 356
339 More U-Haul Trucks Left California Than Any Other State In 2022, Texas Top Destination: Study
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (Vwz3I) That's because the gators ate some going to Florida. Posted by: Oldcat --------------------- When it rains snakes come up in Texans back yard. hahahahahahah Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (jmn+9) 357
Chicken pot pie, in every, uh, well ..... oven, I guess. That's what's for dinner tonight.
Off to make the dough. And happy to report, and this should be Weasel-Approved, that I finished 500 rounds of 45ACP last night, and tonight (post-pot-pie goodness) will commence a massive 30-06 brass prep project, comparable to the White Sea Canal project in The Glorious Early Days of Soviet Power - minus the forced labor, beatings, executions, and thin pumpkin soup rations. Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (OTzUX) 358
337 I grabbed a forkful of your salad while you were gone."
I wanted to stab him right then and there, but all I had at hand was a butter knife, and I knew that wouldn't break the skin. no love for the salad fork? Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (v3pYe) 359
I watched The Driector's Cut of Blade Runner in UHD, I think I'm coming around to the idea that it's superior to The Theatrical Cut.
Although the Unicorn Scene can go f**k itself right in the heart. Deckard is not Replicant, damn it! Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (up/3i) 360
Two new boxes of GW LOTR minis, like me?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (W+kMI) 361
Surprised you didn't tell him to go fork himself and leave.[/o]
I couldn't leave! He drove me to the place. I was stuck. I had a college friend who refused to get a ride from anybody, because she never wanted to get stuck. Now I know what she meant. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (7WZjf) 362
Tatanka. Tatanka horns. Sheesh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (u73oe) you forgot *does pointy things with gingers* Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (BRHaw) 363
burp* Your Delta Tau Chi pledge name is... Balls of Rage
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 05, 2023 07:30 PM --- Why? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (Wnv9h) Because Balls of Fury was not as funny as it should have been in spite of some fabulous acting by everyone but the main characters Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (xhaym) 364
Odds of winning Mega Millions jackpot of $483.5 million:
302,575,350 to 1 Odds of Sean Hannity having a simultaneous stroke, heart attack, and spontaneously combust over the SoTH delay: Much, much lower than 302,575,350 to 1 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (v3pYe) Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (7WZjf) 367
The waiter placed the first course on the table, and I excused myself to wash my hands. (I'ts just a reflex reaction with me, I can't eat unless I wash the hands)
When I got back to the table, date says: " I grabbed a forkful of your salad while you were gone." I wanted to stab him right then and there, but all I had at hand was a butter knife, and I knew that wouldn't break the skin. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (7WZjf) Once I went to Dick's Last Resort in Chicago near Xmas and it has communal tables. Like you I went to the restroom to wash up when my food arrived. When I got back these 2 guys and their dates in fancy clothes were clustered up eating my hamburger and fries. I dressed in black for the most part back then and just stared at them until they bought me another meal and some drinks. Not sure anyone got laid that day. Not sure it helps you, but at least you aren't the only one with a similar experience Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:42 PM (eoQWY) 368
Wow LizLem, that's a nice thought. You'd somehow have to get Ace's permission though.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:42 PM (pTb/Z) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:42 PM (SHZHU) Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2023 07:42 PM (up/3i) 371
Kallisto, I thought you had a boyfriend?
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:42 PM (pTb/Z) 372
There hasn't been a 10th round of voting for the Speaker since 1833, nearly 200 years ago. LOL
Let Maricopa County do the counting and we can settle this thing right now. Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2023 07:42 PM (yZlY6) 373
They opened one in Richmond, KY last year. My wife and I made a special trip to see it this past fall. About 60 or 70 miles. Just for the fuck of it.
It's an interesting place. Posted by: Martini Farmer at J 05, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG) they check the shitter about every 2 minutes Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (BRHaw) 374
Gonna use the recipe of Italian Joe, a UToob chef. Pretty conventional, except milk with an egg vs. ice water. And his technique for using a baker's knife/whatever to do all the mixing, barely ever touching to dough, looks good. Gotta big bowl in the freezer, and final assembly and then rolling out later will be on the cool marble top of the island in the kitchen. And given the weather + no heat in the house, the slab is nice and cold. Poifect.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (OTzUX) 375
Hefeweizens are all cloudy from the yeast. "For the skin!", they'll tell you. Witbiers are Belgian versions.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2023 07:32 PM (dNNCD) I fell in love with a particuar Dark Hefe when I was stationed there. Monshoff or something similar. I also like the Erdinger Cryastal Weisen. I wish America folowed the Bavarian Beer Law. There are no good American beers. Some Micro brews are okay but why does everything have to be fruity? Keep the f'ing orange peels out of beer. Brew it right. In 500 year old copper vats in the basement of the bar. Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (LRRJy) 376
349 I was stunned, and thought: you know, I must have misheard this guy who I barely know when he said he jumped on my salad behind my back, without me even offering him a taste. So I looked at his fork, and sure enough, there was the telltale dressing smeared on the tines.
At this point I wanted to throw up. Posted by: kallisto a ------------------- Sounds allegorical. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (jmn+9) 377
Matt Walsh ("What is a Woman" film) was on Joe Rogan within the fortnight. Absolutely outstanding on the transgender nuttery:
https://tinyurl.com/Matt-Walsh-Joe-Rogan For Emmie: I don't know how to access this without going on Spotify other than just waiting for the episode to be posted on YouTube in a few weeks. I saw your comment earlier . . . Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (233bX) 378
348 147 I’m watching a you tube video of this family touring the Paula Dean restaurant in Pigeon Forge.
didn't realize pigeons were forged. always thought they were whittled. Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (v3pYe) ---- Well many pigeons are stamped on the streets. Posted by: Ciampino - obviously many ways to make pigeons hence so many at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (qfLjt) 379
If the cat won't go to the snow the snow must come to the cat.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (apjrS) 380
FSJ!! Huzzahs!!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (a3Q+t) 381
They opened one in Richmond, KY last year. My wife and I made a special trip to see it this past fall. About 60 or 70 miles. Just for the fuck of it.
It's an interesting place. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG) Went to that one when son of Doof and I were in KY for Thanksgiving weekend. We acquired our tailgating supplies for the UK vs Louisville game. Nobody went hungry! Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (yYFOV) 382
353 24 My first grandchild is due this weekend, very excited about being a grandmother
Posted by: spypeach at January 05, 2023 06:35 PM (UuB/1) ---- If you were a leftist and believed all that gender stuff then you could also be very excited about being a grandfather. that's "grandperson 1", "grandperson 2", "grandperson 3", and "grandperson 4", thank you very much. Posted by: your betters in europe at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (v3pYe) Posted by: screaming in digital at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (SLnCd) 384
We don't need no water, let the Uniparty burn! Burn, Uniparty, burn!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (kMPrp) 385
so no shit I have been invited to a 1 YO party where I need a suit
sorry my bad long pants and collared shitt WTFO Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (BRHaw) 386
I couldn't leave! He drove me to the place. I was stuck.
Well, then, stabbing him probably wouldn't have worked either. Unless you grabbed his keys while he was bleeding out. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (Bd6X8) 387
Have fun storming the Congress! Don't forget your buffalo horns.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (pTb/Z) Remember that tomorrow is Insurrection Day. The tradition is to light one candle for each door held open by the Feds, before donning the Buffalo Horn Hat. Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:45 PM (xhaym) 388
373 There hasn't been a 10th round of voting for the Speaker since 1833, nearly 200 years ago. LOL
================ He just failed #11. They want to adjourn the Dems want to stay for the double feature. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:45 PM (jmn+9) 389
I fell in love with a particuar Dark Hefe when I was stationed there.
Monshoff or something similar. I also like the Erdinger Cryastal Weisen. I wish America folowed the Bavarian Beer Law. There are no good American beers. Some Micro brews are okay but why does everything have to be fruity? Keep the f'ing orange peels out of beer. Brew it right. In 500 year old copper vats in the basement of the bar. Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (LRRJy) I used to like the Weiss beer "Dinkel Acker Weiss" just because it has the same rhythm as Tinker to Evers to Chance". I don't think it is as good as some other Weiss' I've had. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (eoQWY) 390
I wanted to stab him right then and there, but all I had at hand was a butter knife, and I knew that wouldn't break the skin.
Posted by: kallisto --------- My wife does that and I still hate it. Grew up with a father that did it to me and my sister on french fries as little kids. Grrrr. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (bDjBG) 391
no love for the salad fork?
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (v3pYe) I might have been able to overlook the food-mauling violation, but then at the end of the meal he chintzed out on the tip. Ii'd offered to leave the tip, since he was picking up the meal, but he declined, then added that he was reducing the tip amount. I usually don't pry into people's finances, but I really was stunned at this development. There was nothing wrong with the service, my dining partner said it was "slow". I told him the restaurant was probably short-staffed. But no, he argued, and left the poor waiter a measly tip. ON our way out of the restaurant, there was a sign: HIRING ALL POSITIONS and I had to pull a "told you so!" which I never do but this was an outrage. For a well heeled man to deny a poor working kid a few extra bucks is just cheezy. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (7WZjf) 392
At this point everyone in the House should be calling Kevin "Wylie Coyote, Super Genius."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (SHZHU) 393
388 Remember that tomorrow is Insurrection Day. The tradition is to
fixt. Posted by: gang of twenty plus one at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (v3pYe) 394
I'd love a colllection of some of Ace's best writings, hilarious moments, and maybe some of the fun from the comments section, to honor his 20 years of bringing us all together.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (+mkOR) What a lovely idea! Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (14URa) 395
385 We don't need no water, let the Uniparty burn! Burn, Uniparty, burn!
Posted by: SMH ------- Appropriate. So is the Talking Heads, "Burning Down the House." Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (bDjBG) 396
>>> 385 We don't need no water, let the Uniparty burn! Burn, Uniparty, burn!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 07:44 PM (kMPrp) I like the cut of your jib. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (llON8) 397
I wanted to stab him right then and there, but all I had at hand was a butter knife, and I knew that wouldn't break the skin.
Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM bluebell butter shivs. Accept no substitutes. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t) 398
My wife does that and I still hate it. Grew up with a father that did it to me and my sister on french fries as little kids. Grrrr.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (bDjBG) Well at least the wife as a little bit of property rights there that could be argued. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (eoQWY) 399
309 No change in Mr. D'oh, by the way. Poor Jane is pretty down. Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebel Continued prayers Posted by: Spypeach at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (UuB/1) 400
Because Balls of Fury was not as funny as it should have been in spite of some fabulous acting by everyone but the main characters
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM I was making a lame Animal House reference to the pledge scene. I'll just stop now. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (Wnv9h) 401
OK one last before pie dough.
Alan Zimm book on Pearl Harbor attack. "Myths" is in the title, and they keep cropping up I see. Oldcat Johnson is right. Among the many false assumptions is that any feasible attack on fuel storage or maintenance facilities would have materially affected sum total effect of attack on Pearl. Leaving aside that a "third wave" was not planned, and probably would have been heavily damaged if not slaughtered (as the torpedo planes in the second wave were, more or less). Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (OTzUX) 402
A whole chapter will be titled - "The Collected and Profane Rants of the Empress of Alextopia"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (SHZHU) 403
No change in Mr. D'oh, by the way. Poor Jane is pretty down. Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell Prayers and hugs Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (Kd4bG) 404
Bluebell, absolutely! But I was hoping he'd do a book for his ten years, and it didn't happen. He has to sign off on it 100%, and choose where the money goes. But if the idea of compiling something like that is too daunting on his own--20 years is an impressive span of writing--and he needs a boost, I'd love to help him.
I think he has a lot of fans, many who don't comment but admire his voice, and many who would surprise him. Too bad Breitbart is no longer alive to add a note to it, peace be upon him. Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (+mkOR) 405
My wife and had to come to terms over asking for samples off the plate. I grew up in a house where if you were someplace where you had different things, everbody would trade tastes of their food and it was no big deal. My wifes family was NOT like that, and if she's asked for anything off her plate, she looks like a husky dog thats being threatened. So anyway i learned not to ask that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (1iYpo) 406
- >>> No change in Mr. D'oh, by the way. Poor Jane is pretty down. Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (jmn+9) 407
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (bDjBG)
and that's your wife, with whom you're on intimate terms. Imagine if it were someone who is basically an acquaintance. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (7WZjf) 408
I don't know anything about dark hefes and besides, the Happy Fun Thread! title is putting pressure on me to have a good time, which causes anxiety, driving my BP thru the roof. Maybe I'm weird this way.
Posted by: Crazy Eddie at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (dXilO) 409
kallisto - better to find out early in the game than later, yes?
Posted by: PabloD at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (WLkJ+) 410
I'd love a colllection of some of Ace's best writings, hilarious moments, and maybe some of the fun from the comments section, to honor his 20 years of bringing us all together.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (+mkOR) What a lovely idea! Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2023 07:47 PM (14URa) ------- It's a great idea, but I wouldn't have a clue how to arrange and then edit something like that (or a cookbook). Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (WoIMU) 411
LizLem: "I'd love a collection of some of Ace's best writings, hilarious moments, and maybe some of the fun from the comments section, to honor his 20 years of bringing us all together."
Honestly, I don't know how you'd be able to constrain it to one book. I mean there's encyclopedic volumes of comedy and rough housing. And I'm not just saying that to get a free cardboard subscription. You Moron(ette)s are the bomb. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (aXxgO) 412
ON our way out of the restaurant, there was a sign: HIRING ALL POSITIONS
and I had to pull a "told you so!" which I never do but this was an outrage. For a well heeled man to deny a poor working kid a few extra bucks is just cheezy. Posted by: kallisto How people treat others is a big thing with me and the missus. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (bDjBG) 413
Please everyone, keep up the prayers. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebel Every day. Thank you for the updates and much love to Jane. Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (14URa) 414
LizLem I love that idea
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (Kd4bG) 415
391 My wife does that and I still hate it. Grew up with a father that did it to me and my sister on french fries as little kids. Grrrr.
papa chronda would do that sort of thing and announce "taxes!" Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (v3pYe) 416
217 BUT, but, but...
The Japanese were still thinking the battleship had a future in Dec of 1941 which is why they targeted them at Pearl. ===== This is true. The Imperial Japanese Navy was dominated by Battleship men. Yamamoto was seriously bucking the trend. Remember, it's the IJN that built the largest battleships in the world, while downlisting the Taihou and Unryuu class fleet carriers. Yamamoto's plan to tag Pearl Harbor was based on the shock and awe of depriving the USN Pacific Fleet of its heart and soul, the 8 Standard Plan BBs. The USN made aircraft carriers the backbone of their Pacific Fleet strategy in 1942 because they really had no other choice for capitol ships. Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (W+kMI) 417
411 I'd love a colllection of some of Ace's best writings, hilarious moments, and maybe some of the fun from the comments section, to honor his 20 years of bringing us all together.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:36 PM (+mkOR) Bound in genuine pleather. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (u93Yj) 418
Prayers for the D'oh family, always. Extra hugs for Jane.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (+mkOR) 419
Every day. Thank you for the updates and much love to Jane.
Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (14URa) ----------- She feels the love and the prayers, she assures me. Thank you all. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (pTb/Z) 420
I usually don't pry into people's finances, but I really was stunned at this development. There was nothing wrong with the service, my dining partner said it was "slow". I told him the restaurant was probably short-staffed. But no, he argued, and left the poor waiter a measly tip.
ON our way out of the restaurant, there was a sign: HIRING ALL POSITIONS and I had to pull a "told you so!" which I never do but this was an outrage. For a well heeled man to deny a poor working kid a few extra bucks is just cheezy. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (7WZjf) Next date you have to add a squirt bottle with red food coloring so you can mark him for later collection by the death squads. The salad was bad enough, but the tip is just being a nasty ass. I suppose it could all be considered fair warning. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (eoQWY) 421
I've been immersing myself in books this week, paying only minimal attention to the national trainwreck. It's been kind of nice. Checking in while I find my next read. Posted by: April ------- I've been doing that for weeks now. I recognize that it is escapist, but it's either that or 24/7 raised blood pressure. Downside: It's cut into my ONT time. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (xFD/0) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:51 PM (SHZHU) 423
LOL, El Paso clearing Migrant and homeless camps from the city, due to SECURITY concerns for Biden's visit.
Not too dangerous for citizens, but way to dangerous for the President! plus... with all the press coming to town? would be hard for even THEM to ignore. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0) 424
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (SHZHU)
His gavel is just waiting there in the ACME box, just waiting to be picked up!i Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:51 PM (7WZjf) 425
Odds of Sean Hannity having a simultaneous stroke, heart attack, and spontaneously combust over the SoTH delay:
Much, much lower than 302,575,350 to 1 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 07:41 PM (aXxgO) Odds Hannity lets a guest finish a whole sentence...infinity to 1. Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2023 07:51 PM (anj39) 426
How people treat others is a big thing with me and the missus.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM Especially those not in a position to respond. Real character mirror there. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:51 PM (Wnv9h) 427
Bitter, why not Corinthian leather? Special editions made of real tanned hobo skin.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 07:51 PM (+mkOR) 428
Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (7WZjf)
The salad thing wouldn't have bothered me too much, unless it seemed like he was doing it to test your reaction or assert his dominance or some dumb thing. But dissing the waiter would rankle me. Definitely wouldn't be a second date. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (OX9vb) 429
Thank you for the update, bluebell. I've been looking for word on her husband on the threads, but hadn't seen anything. I hope and pray he turns a corner soon.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (sVtYq) 430
It's a great idea, but I wouldn't have a clue how to arrange and then edit something like that (or a cookbook).
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM You know what grows when you tell fibs, right? Posted by: Pinochio at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t) 431
I don't think it is as good as some other Weiss' I've had.
Dinkel Acker was a local mass-market beer in Stuttgart. Nothing special. The best weizen I had was over in Bavaria, called "Moy" weizen. Made by monks, if I remember correctly. Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (dNNCD) 432
I was making a lame Animal House reference to the pledge scene. I'll just stop now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2023 07:48 PM (Wnv9h) —————— People did t get the Animal House reference? Ok, some of you are getting notes in your permanent records. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (u73oe) 433
346 >>> 334 Helena, I bet if you look on YouTube you could find someone who has made a table from a door.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2023 07:35 PM (pTb/Z) -- Two sawhorses. Put door on top. Nail boards to make it flat on top. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:37 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 07:39 PM (llON ![]() ---- I was involved with starting a K12 school in Africa. We bought completely flat internal doors, trestles and we had desks for 4 pupils per desk. Posted by: Ciampino - necessity IS the father of invention at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (qfLjt) 434
How people treat others is a big thing with me and the missus.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:49 PM (bDjBG) ESPECIALLY those that they might consider their "inferiors". Not that I do, I had those kind of jobs earlier in life and know what its like. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:53 PM (eoQWY) 435
Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (W+kMI)
Yup, we gamed out WW2 once with the Carriers being in port instead of the BBs on Dec 7... Would have been a whole different war. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:53 PM (oHd/0) 436
Posted by: Pinochio at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
---- Not all downside though. I'd get to have lunch with bluebell about 700 times! Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (WoIMU) 437
So it was an absolutely bad date so I expect marriage in a few months. I think that's how women pick their men. The worst the better. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (bI09Z) 438
Ens. George Gay was the only survivor of Torpedo Squadron 8. Brave, brave men.
Posted by: Old Blue ------- I once attended a Memorial Day address he gave, at Marietta National Cemetery. I almost had to keep pinching myself to accept the fact that it was him, just a few dozens of feet away. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (xFD/0) 439
Bitter, why not Corinthian leather?
..... I figured pleather would give it an almost-classy appearance befitting of the blog. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (u93Yj) 440
A request by Republicans was put forward
It was rebutted by the Dems with joyous gusto They are voting, yea's and nay's are counted. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (jmn+9) 441
The salad was bad enough, but the tip is just being a nasty ass. I suppose it could all be considered fair warning.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:50 PM (eoQWY) I actually fished in my purse to make up the shortfall, but forget I'd made a shopping trip that morning and only had a dollar and change left. When stuff like that happens, I send up a short prayer for some other kind soul to pick up the slack. I hope the next ten diners gave the kid extra tip money. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (7WZjf) 442
In hindsight immobilizing the battle line was the greatest thing to happen to the US Navy.
Second greatest thing? The slugging matches around Guadalcanal that literally got rid of dead weight leadership. Darwinism in action. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (SHZHU) 443
For a well heeled man to deny a poor working kid a few extra bucks is just cheezy.
-------------- I've slowly started changing my tipping habits. I used to throw money around at wait staff and even fast food workers. No more. You voted for your $15/hour minimum wage, $4 milk, $4 gas, and 50%+ real inflation. Enjoy your raise, dumbasses. Posted by: Press Juan for English at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (+fJgE) 444
The salad thing wouldn't have bothered me too much, unless it seemed like he was doing it to test your reaction or assert his dominance or some dumb thing.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (OX9vb) Assert Dominance? What is this, Wild Kingdom? Is she supposed to roll on her back and show her throat?? Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY) 445
Yup, we gamed out WW2 once with the Carriers being in port instead of the BBs on Dec 7...
Would have been a whole different war. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:53 PM It took the black shoes out of power, and put the brown shoes in. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t) 446
Pleather?
Thoroughly fumigated and tanned Hobo pelts. Posted by: Anna Puma That's not what pleather is? I am disappoint. Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (P1f+c) 447
408 Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (bDjBG)
and that's your wife, with whom you're on intimate terms. Imagine if it were someone who is basically an acquaintance. Posted by: kallisto -------- Nope, I would not tolerate that. I will offer some food from my plate but seizing it without asking is just rude. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (bDjBG) 448
You can respect the DemonRats in the same way you can respect the fighting power of the Wehrmacht in World War 2. You know they are evil but fuck, can they ever fight.
The Republicans are the Vichy French. Fuck them in all respects. They are cowards who are knowingly collaborating with evil, and they are destroying our country just the same as the DemonRats are. Flush them all. Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (233bX) 449
Joel Pollak @joelpollak · 4h
Palestinian Gov't Charges Israel with 'Training and Recruiting' Spy Cows Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I) 450
I usually don't pry into people's finances, but I really was stunned at this development. There was nothing wrong with the service, my dining partner said it was "slow". I told him the restaurant was probably short-staffed. But no, he argued, and left the poor waiter a measly tip.
ON our way out of the restaurant, there was a sign: HIRING ALL POSITIONS and I had to pull a "told you so!" which I never do but this was an outrage. For a well heeled man to deny a poor working kid a few extra bucks is just cheezy. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:46 PM (7WZjf) Look on the bright side, he didn't lie about who he is, trying to pretend he's some great guy, only to find out later that he's not. Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (QBaJw) 451
Second greatest thing? The slugging matches around Guadalcanal that literally got rid of dead weight leadership. Darwinism in action.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (SHZHU) Yeah, we used to be a meritocracy.... now? /looks at Pentagon and spits... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:56 PM (oHd/0) 452
Spy cows?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 07:56 PM (kMPrp) 453
NLurker wonder like cats will your getting a piece of the pie getting the bone back
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe8) 454
The worst the better. 😀
Posted by: polynikes -------- Probably explains the proposals that Charlie Manson has received. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2023 07:57 PM (Ga8Fv) 455
Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (bI09Z)
That guy might me getting married in a few months, but it won't be to me! He's a widower, his wife died a couple years ago. I think after decades of being with one partner a guy gets kind of rusty when it comes to entertaining teh wimmens. He'll get someone, the numbers are on his side. And I wish him all the happiness, not even snarking. Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 07:57 PM (7WZjf) 456
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Yes, wheat beets are my favorites. Widmer is the only domestic worth drinking, if it is even made any more. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 05, 2023 07:57 PM (3Or4S) 457
Yup, we gamed out WW2 once with the Carriers being in port instead of the BBs on Dec 7...
Would have been a whole different war. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:53 PM (oHd/0) Only would have been two, max, as Sara was on the west coast. Yorkie didn't show up for another month. Probably would have gotten one transferred out sooner to allow the same raiding strat we used until Coral Sea. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:58 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 07:58 PM (kMPrp) 459
It appears the anabolic steroids that MTG is taking has finally rotted what was left of her small brain. Sad.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 05, 2023 07:58 PM (213Ua) 460
450 Joel Pollak @joelpollak · 4h
Palestinian Gov't Charges Israel with 'Training and Recruiting' Spy Cows Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I) Uh, wasn't that part of the plot for the movie Top Secret? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:59 PM (oHd/0) 461
Second greatest thing? The slugging matches around Guadalcanal that literally got rid of dead weight leadership. Darwinism in action.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:54 PM (SHZHU) Yeah, we used to be a meritocracy.... now? /looks at Pentagon and spits... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2023 07:56 PM (oHd/0) That's pretty much US/England tradition in every war, to spend the time noodling around sacking the idiots. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:59 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I) 463
402 OK one last before pie dough.
Alan Zimm book on Pearl Harbor attack. "Myths" is in the title, and they keep cropping up I see. Oldcat Johnson is right. l. Leaving aside that a "third wave" was not planned, and probably would have been heavily damaged if not slaughtered (as the torpedo planes in the second wave were, more or less). ======= Nagumo's objectives as issued for the attack were to make Battleship Row a slaughterhouse, go after as many other ships as possible (CVs get priority), and tear up the USAAF and Navy air bases to prevent counterstrikes. The two strikes pretty much covered it. The drydocks, sub pens, and oil farm were all bonus round objectives. Nagumo decided to take his win and leave, lest Enterprise and Lexington groups showed up with his third strike in the air. Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2023 07:59 PM (W+kMI) 464
Saratoga didn't need to be at Pearl Harbor to be taken out of the fight, first six months of the war that ship was a torpedo magnet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 07:59 PM (SHZHU) 465
Assert Dominance? What is this, Wild Kingdom? Is she supposed to roll on her back and show her throat??
Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY) Haha, a guy like that, maybe. Some guys are real freaks and something like that could be an indicator. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 08:00 PM (kMPrp) 467
I can't stand going out with people that tip badly. I won't go with them anywhere if it happens. I tip very very well. If the service is bad but it doesn't seem like it's the servers fault I still tip well. If everyone and everything is nasty I'll leave before ordering and never come back. If things turn nasty after that I'll still tip but never go back. I tip in the range of 50 - 200 % or more. I'm not rich. But being decent to other people as part of your job should be rewarded and appreciated. I don't go out much also
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2023 08:01 PM (apjrS) 468
I went to a Cajun place with a coworker and her husband, and they had gator on the menu, which I love. He had never tried it before, and I offered him some to try. He looked at me weird, but said yes, tried a bit I put on his plate, and said he didn't like it.
They never asked me to lunch again. I still wonder if my offering to share weirded them out but haven't wanted to ask. Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 08:01 PM (+mkOR) 469
132 I don't know how much fun it is but I've been trying to spend more time with active hobbies like growing orchids and I'm going to try to grow figs. I love figs. And I've probably actually eaten fewer than 5 figs in the last 5 years. I've forgotten what they taste like.
Posted by: Synova at January 05, 2023 06:51 PM (BD/yx) I grew Chicago Hardy figs in pots in Colorado, outdoors in summer and indoors in winter. They were delicious and did very well for several years until they got tired of overhead watering with ditch water. At least, I think that's what caused them to get spots and die. I bought the smallest size available from Logees.com and got figs the first year. Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2023 08:01 PM (Emce2) 470
The latest Palestinian zoological-related conspiracy theory has Israel outfitting “spy cows” with surveillance equipment to track their movements, according to a piece by the Palestinian Authority’s official daily.
Palestinians have in the past accused Israel of sending genetically engineered sharks into Egyptian waters, “super rats” to infest the Muslim Quarter in Jerusalem’s Old City, and killer Zionist dolphins off Gaza’s shores to attack Hamas frogmen. Only last week, Britain’s National Education Union (NEU) rehashed a boar-related conspiracy theory originally disseminated by PA President Mahmoud Abbas, who in 2014 insisted that “every night, [Israelis] release wild pigs against us.” There is even a Wikipedia page titled, “Israel-related animal conspiracy theories.” In the article published last Tuesday in the PA’s Al-Hayat Al-Jadida newspaper, Rushd Morrar, from Khirbet Yanun in the West Bank, said he had encountered cows “recruited and trained” by Israel. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (Vwz3I) 471
“These are recruited and trained cattle, as on the neck of each cow they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in Khirbet Yanun large and small,” the newspaper cited Morrar as saying, according to a translation by monitoring group Palestinian Media Watch.
Morrar also claimed that “settlers release herds of wild boars” to destroy Palestinian crops, the newspaper said. “The settlers’ crimes are diversifying and becoming sophisticated, and the means they employ in their war are unlimited,” he said. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (Vwz3I) 472
Kallisto, you should have just passed the salad plate to him and told him you didnt want him to go hungry.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (TgNpw) 473
>>> Assert Dominance? What is this, Wild Kingdom? Is she supposed to roll on her back and show her throat??
Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY) Haha, a guy like that, maybe. Some guys are real freaks and something like that could be an indicator. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 05, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb) I think thought we were talking about stompy the skunk from the video. Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (apjrS) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (SHZHU) 475
Dinkel Acker was a local mass-market beer in Stuttgart. Nothing special. The best weizen I had was over in Bavaria, called "Moy" weizen. Made by monks, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2023 07:52 PM (dNNCD) Yeah, my favorite Weiss you could get was something in a larger bottle. In some of the places with 200 beers in stock I tried a few others like Belgian weisses that were somewhat better. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM (7WZjf) 477
In the article published last Tuesday in the PA’s Al-Hayat Al-Jadida newspaper, Rushd Morrar, from Khirbet Yanun in the West Bank, said he had encountered cows “recruited and trained” by Israel.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (Vwz3I) They were all wearing kipas. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM (PiwSw) 478
How are they recruiting the cows?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM (kMPrp) 479
The Cows from Moosad
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM (SHZHU) 480
Last ditch deal is supposedly done (per Zerohedge and Jake Sherman) - everyone wants to read it, but then there is likely a 12th vote tonight. It's (probably) Kevin's last chance...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2023 08:04 PM (exHjb) 481
“These are recruited and trained cattle, as on the neck of each cow they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in Khirbet Yanun large and small,” the newspaper cited Morrar as saying, according to a translation by monitoring group Palestinian Media Watch.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (Vwz3I) Sounds like the obvious answer is to send some lads to collect the medallions and sell them on the black market as spy devices. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 08:04 PM (eoQWY) 482
banana Dream: "I tip in the range of 50 - 200 % or more. I'm not rich. But being decent to other people as part of your job should be rewarded and appreciated. I don't go out much also"
Whoa, cowboy. There's generous and then there's saintly. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 05, 2023 08:04 PM (aXxgO) 483
My Representative, Matt Rosendale, whom I enthusiastically supported and voted for every time he's run for office, made me proud with this speech:
https://tinyurl.com/3wjn33c4 He's a keeper, one of the few. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 05, 2023 08:05 PM (xxG/v) 484
Kallisto, you should have just passed the salad plate to him and told him you didnt want him to go hungry.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (TgNpw) yeah. He's kind of a Covidiot, I don't know why I didn't scare him off with my coof cooties. Hindsight is 20-20 Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 08:05 PM (7WZjf) 485
481 Last ditch deal is supposedly done (per Zerohedge and Jake Sherman) - everyone wants to read it, but then there is likely a 12th vote tonight. It's (probably) Kevin's last chance...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2023 08:04 PM (exHjb) Nevermind, they want more time to read - might be a 12pm vote tomorrow, which would mean they are now working on 1/6...another bennie of gridlock. Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2023 08:05 PM (exHjb) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:05 PM (Vwz3I) 487
Rolf Harris, a very gifted Australian entertainer, song writer, singer and painter ruined his life, albeit at an advanced age, for being a pedophile. I liked his TV stuff in earlier years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolf_Harris Posted by: Ciampino - Tie me kangaroo down at January 05, 2023 08:06 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 08:06 PM (P1f+c) 489
They never asked me to lunch again. I still wonder if my offering to share weirded them out but haven't wanted to ask.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2023 08:01 PM (+mkOR) Well, having had gator I can't see how the meat itself could do it, its fairly bland pseudo chicken. The idea is more than the product. Now Buffalo, that I liked. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 08:06 PM (eoQWY) 490
How are they recruiting the cows?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM They have to take the Agricultural Services Vocational Aptitude Battery Test first. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 05, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t) 491
food nood
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 08:07 PM (kMPrp) Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2023 08:07 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:07 PM (Vwz3I) 494
ESPECIALLY those that they might consider their "inferiors". Not that I do, I had those kind of jobs earlier in life and know what its like.
Posted by: Oldcat ------- Yep. People that are mean to animals and mean to other people that have to serve them suck. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (bDjBG) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (jmn+9) 496
I grew Chicago Hardy figs in pots in Colorado, outdoors in summer and indoors in winter. They were delicious and did very well for several years until they got tired of overhead watering with ditch water. At least, I think that's what caused them to get spots and die.
Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2023 08:01 PM (Emce2) With Chicago Hardys you might have needed to put a bullet or two in them every year or so. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (eoQWY) 497
Most Hobo Hide is substandard these days. Ugly jail tattoos, needle marks, and monkey pox blisters. I wouldn't have it on my divan nor fine automobile.
Posted by: Crazy Eddie at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (dXilO) 498
I'd go out with people to eat and one of them would find some little thing and straight out refuse to pay. And then I talk to people there that are friends and they tell me this person does this all the time. Things like that blow my friggin mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (apjrS) 499
How are they recruiting the cows?
By putting up a fence. Everyone knows the grass is always greener... Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (yZlY6) 500
My favorite Weiss is Janet.
Posted by: Brad Majors at January 05, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t) 501
When I was in college a group of us went to a drive through for some drinks. I was in the front passenger seat and ordered a limeade. When the clerk handed it to my buddy, the driver, he took a huge drink of it out of the straw before handing it to me. What he didn't know is they had accidentally put cleaning solution in it instead of the limeade flavor ( both in a plastic container) . We didn't know what happened when he started choking , etc. He ended up okay after trip to ER. Of course we all ragged on him about how he won't be taking food/drink that wasn't his anymore.
Posted by: polynikes at January 05, 2023 08:10 PM (bI09Z) 502
BBC had picture of Jeremy Remmer in hospital, looks like a snow plow ran over him
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 08:10 PM (xhxe8) 503
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 05, 2023 08:05 PM (xxG/v)
Much respect to him and all the holdouts Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2023 08:11 PM (7WZjf) 504
Spy cows?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 07:56 PM (kMPrp) It is the land of milk and honey Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2023 08:11 PM (xhaym) 505
459 It appears the anabolic steroids that MTG is taking has finally rotted what was left of her small brain. Sad.
Posted by: Maj. Healey MTG burned her bridges with Trump via that Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopolis trolling him. Milo was MTG's intern at the time. Suspect she is persona non-grata. Also she took up with a political media/consultant type after divorcing her husband. Sad!! Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:11 PM (bDjBG) 506
Boebert says that she is not part of any negotiations.
Washington Examiner (reporter) says only 10 of 20 are not negotiating. Matt is not in negotiations. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 08:12 PM (jmn+9) 507
Any bets they come back for a vote at midnight?
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2023 08:12 PM (xhxe8) 508
Bluebell,
Prayers continue for the D'oh family. Doof Perhaps early next week, or we can travel up there. Will let you now. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2023 08:12 PM (uLr+K) 509
I'd go out with people to eat and one of them would find some little thing and straight out refuse to pay. And then I talk to people there that are friends and they tell me this person does this all the time. Things like that blow my friggin mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (apjrS) He better not be going back to the same places. I've heard rumors that cooks find out about habits like that and take steps. Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2023 08:12 PM (eoQWY) 510
496 I grew Chicago Hardy figs in pots in Colorado, outdoors in summer and indoors in winter. They were delicious and did very well for several years until they got tired of overhead watering with ditch water. At least, I think that's what caused them to get spots and die.
Posted by: Emmie Could you tell me the variety if you please? Figs are great to cook with all sorts of roasts and hard to get around here fresh. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:13 PM (bDjBG) 511
For Emmie: I don't know how to access this without going on Spotify other than just waiting for the episode to be posted on YouTube in a few weeks. I saw your comment earlier . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2023 07:43 PM (233bX) Thanks, Sharkman! I've become much more selective about signing up for stuff these days. Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2023 08:13 PM (Emce2) 512
483 My Representative, Matt Rosendale, whom I enthusiastically supported and voted for every time he's run for office, made me proud with this speech:
https://tinyurl.com/3wjn33c4 He's a keeper, one of the few. Posted by: Sasquatch --------- Thanks. A reminder that not every politician is scum--some are actually statesmen. If I recall right, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington was originally titled the Gentleman From Montana based in part on Montana politics of the 20's and 30's. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:18 PM (bDjBG) 513
Whig, the variety is Chicago Hardy. I chose it because it's Hardy through zone 6, although I never left it out in winter. I've heard Chicago Hardy tastes better than Brown Turkey, which is another hardy variety. It's a brown/purplish fig with rosy flesh.
Logees.com also offers Thomas Jefferson's favorite fig, White Marseilles, which has golden green skin and pale pink flesh according to the photos. Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2023 08:18 PM (Emce2) 514
443 In hindsight immobilizing the battle line was the greatest thing to happen to the US Navy.
Second greatest thing? The slugging matches around Guadalcanal that literally got rid of dead weight leadership. Darwinism in action. ======== I'd rather the USN's dead wood was discarded in the Solomons without the carnage that filled Iron Bottom Sound, but failure always has a price. Every plan for every naval war game for the Pacific Fleet in the Thirties tended to end up as "...and then the Battleships let 'em have it." Because if you have 8-10 BBs available, you use them! The CV guys got their chance to call the tune in 1942 and they seized it with both hands. But the final decisive naval battle for Guadalcanal hinged around three battleships. Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2023 08:19 PM (W+kMI) 515
495 House is adjourned till noon tomorrow.
Posted by: Braenyard -------------- Our lives, liberties, and pocketbooks, are safe for another half day or so. Possible that a lot of the Fox hosts die of apoplexy tonight though. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:20 PM (bDjBG) 516
>>> 471 "These are recruited and trained cattle, as on the neck of each cow they hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in Khirbet Yanun large and small," the newspaper cited Morrar as saying, according to a translation by monitoring group Palestinian Media Watch.
Morrar also claimed that "settlers release herds of wild boars" to destroy Palestinian crops, the newspaper said. "The settlers' crimes are diversifying and becoming sophisticated, and the means they employ in their war are unlimited," he said. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 05, 2023 08:02 PM (Vwz3I) You could *eat* the wild boars - oh right. No bacon for you!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 08:20 PM (llON8) 517
VDH sounds like Newt.
BigK BigK he's our man If we don't vote him Waaaa-waaaaa-reeeeeee! With successes like this who needs to consider failure? Hannity's numbers will be up tonight because, like me, others want to see if contrition surfaces knowing it won't. But, final question, why are you rocking the boat? Huh, huh? #FSH Posted by: micky at January 05, 2023 08:24 PM (3byMq) 518
>>> 498 I'd go out with people to eat and one of them would find some little thing and straight out refuse to pay. And then I talk to people there that are friends and they tell me this person does this all the time. Things like that blow my friggin mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2023 08:08 PM (apjrS) Reminds me of a weird chick long ago who was hired on late in the first wave when we were traveling. She pulled that in fkn Little Italy and couldn't understand why we were looking at her like the jackass she was instead of supporting her bid for Free Shit. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2023 08:24 PM (llON8) 519
513 Whig, the variety is Chicago Hardy. I chose it because it's Hardy through zone 6, although I never left it out in winter. I've heard Chicago Hardy tastes better than Brown Turkey, which is another hardy variety. It's a brown/purplish fig with rosy flesh.
Logees.com also offers Thomas Jefferson's favorite fig, White Marseilles, which has golden green skin and pale pink flesh according to the photos. Posted by: Emmie Thanks. I would be leaving it out over the winter so Chicago Hardy would do ok in my region, have some sunny microclimates and can protect it in severe freezes like last ten days or so for us. I thought Chicago hardy simply meant that you could raise it in Chicago--not the actual trade name. Thanks for the other varieties as well. If I recall rightly, you recently moved to Arkansas. Hope all is well with your move and I recommend raising Arkansas Traveler tomatoes which are a heirloom type. Slow starter but will then crank out tomatoes from July to the first freeze. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:24 PM (bDjBG) 520
517 VDH sounds like Newt.
BigK BigK he's our man If we don't vote him Waaaa-waaaaa-reeeeeee! With successes like this who needs to consider failure? Hannity's numbers will be up tonight because, like me, others want to see if contrition surfaces knowing it won't. But, final question, why are you rocking the boat? Huh, huh? #FSH Posted by: micky ----------- A lot of people are trying to cling to the concept of normality but there is no going back there anytime soon. The political, foreign, and perhaps economic crises will get worse going forward. Politics of the usual are no longer useful when a coup occurs. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:26 PM (bDjBG) 521
How are they recruiting the cows?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 05, 2023 08:03 PM (kMPrp) Fed them a line of bull? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2023 08:27 PM (tkR6S) 522
I recommend raising Arkansas Traveler tomatoes which are a heirloom type. Slow starter but will then crank out tomatoes from July to the first freeze.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:24 PM (bDjBG) Whig, I absolutely insisted on growing Arkansas Traveler this past summer (because Arkansas) and it was one of my best performers. That one's a keeper. It was tough finding seed though, so I think I ended up having to buy starts. Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2023 08:29 PM (Emce2) 523
Haven't seen anything about MTG and Trump on the outs. She's been voting McCarthy consistently and only reason could be Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 05, 2023 08:33 PM (jmn+9) 524
Whig, I absolutely insisted on growing Arkansas Traveler this past summer (because Arkansas) and it was one of my best performers. That one's a keeper. It was tough finding seed though, so I think I ended up having to buy starts.
Posted by: Emmie Usual problem. Univ of Ark developed the Traveler variety so as not to crack, can germinate from seed, and bear up under hard hot summers. My wife and I are expatriates from Arkansas and pretty much lived all over the state and have family there still. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:33 PM (bDjBG) 525
523 Haven't seen anything about MTG and Trump on the outs. She's been voting McCarthy consistently and only reason could be Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard -------- This was after the stunt in Nov or Dec with Nick being purposefully dragged into Trump's presence in order to set up the Establishment smear of anti-semitism. Posted by: whig at January 05, 2023 08:38 PM (bDjBG) 526
There's a cow who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger. With every move he makes another chance he takes. Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow. Secret Agent Cow Secret Agent Cow They've given you a number and taken away your name. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 05, 2023 08:54 PM (FVME7) 527
526 There's a cow who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger. With every move he makes another chance he takes. Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow. Secret Agent Cow Secret Agent Cow They've given you a number and taken away your name. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 05, 2023 08:54 PM (FVME7) ---- Is this a trans-cow. It says 'he'. Posted by: Ciampino - could be a trans-bull but what is a trans-steer at January 05, 2023 09:14 PM (qfLjt) 528
Anonosaurus Wrecks: They've given you
FIF cowpokes Posted by: mindful webworker - 2023: Year of Heterosexual Monogamous Pair-Bond Families at January 05, 2023 09:38 PM (Iynsv) 529
Yonkers is Upstate!
Posted by: Jonas Bronck at January 05, 2023 10:56 PM (dXilO) 530
>>>your day's last cries of fury
I misread that as your day's last cries of furry Perhaps because it was adjacent to Bob Ross's hair. Posted by: m at January 06, 2023 02:18 AM (4UYlo) 531
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