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The Morning Report — 12/8/22

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Good morning, kids. Thursday and a bit of housekeeping before getting into the main event.

After today, I will no longer be linking to the New York Post. This morning as I was gathering the links, I came across this article, and, aside from my own personal interest in this subject it was one that I thought you all would be as well:

Former Nazi "Secretary of Evil," 97, Speaks Out for the First Time

So, after a long history of this person, her deeds, her quotes, survivors' quotes, etc. etc., I get to the last paragraph:

The end of Furchner’s proceedings also comes at a particularly fraught time, as rapper Kanye West’s rants praising Hitler and Nazis have led to a surge in anti-Semitism. Earlier this week, NYPD statistics also revealed that anti-Semitic hate crimes in New York City were up 125% in November compared to the same month in 2021.

Jonathan Greenblatt, national director and CEO of the Anti-Defamation League, said Jewish communities are bracing for backlash after West’s comments, warning that the vitriol was “escalating from ugliness to incitement.”

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? Kanye West. Translation: DONALD TRUMP and the MAGA MOVEMENT. To say that these two stories are even tangentially related is, at best, a stretch. In point of fact, they have nothing to do with each other. But, let's play along for a moment. The "reporter," some bimbo with the byline of Olivia Land wants to link a nonagenarian Nazi concentration camp secretary to the current rise of anti-Semitism. Okay. Yet, with everything from Al Sharpton to Jessie Jackson to Calypso Louie to "The Squad" to Obama/Jeremiah Wright and on and on and on for freaking decades, this hack chooses Ye.

And who does she quote? Jonathan Greenblatt, a self-gassing apostate Jew who runs the ADL. The only defamation they are anti is that against Democrats and leftists. The real anti-semitism of, say, the religion of peace peaceniks and BLM and Antifa are to be excused if not defended.

The in-your-face, amateur hour, cheap propaganda hackery of Land and her editors is embarrassing, and disgusting. Look, a newspaper has every right to publish editorials for or against people, policies and whatever. Even the Post's anti-Trump ravings, rabid and frothing at the mouth as they were, were kept to the editorial pages. I put up with the Podhoretz's and McCarthy's because of the value of the Devine's and Harlan-Reynolds'.

No more. This kind of propaganda is what I expect of the NY Times, WaPo and CNN. The last thing we need is another one of them. So, thank you and fuck you New York Post. "Never again," pun intended.

Moving on, yesterday, in the wake of wife-beating, Jew-hating, (hello? Olivia Land?) slum-lording Raphael Warnock's big "win" in the Georgia Senate seat runoff (and this poor man's Creflo Dollar-looking doppelgänger is bitching about "voter suppression" despite a record turnout at the polls) as I was bemoaning the state of affairs vis a vis electoral politics and who wields the real power, this link only underscores the near futility of voting, even if the GOP wins.

Proposed changes to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) rules will strip access to public waters and devastate local economies along most of the eastern U.S. coastline, according to boating and fishing advocacy groups.

The North Atlantic Right Whale Vessel Strike Reduction Rule will decimate the U.S.’s multi-billion-dollar boating and fishing industry without protecting endangered North Atlantic right whales (NARW) from severe injuries and deaths, the Center for Sportfishing Policy (CSP) and the South Carolina Boating and Fishing Alliance (SCBFA) told the Daily Caller. . .

. . . “When you talk about putting a 10-knot or an 11.5 mph speed limit on boats over 35 feet, you are suddenly making a day trip to the Gulf Stream or going offshore, in general, more dangerous and more time-consuming,” Brannon said. “It’s not just the time it takes to travel out to sea that is dangerous, but how long it takes to steer cargo ships into the harbor.”

The federal government’s regulation is also causing an untenable economic situation for boating and fishing industries in South Carolina and along the east coast, Brannon warned. “We represent about 23,000 jobs and over 600 related businesses in the $5 billion fishing and boating sector. And those are the businesses — when the federal government does not take into account any balance between the economy and ecology — are the ones that are going to be hurt the most,” he said. . .

. . . Six Republican U.S. Senators, including South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, signed a letter urging  NOAA administrator Richard Spinrad to “modify its proposal so that the NARW is protected, but the unintended consequences … can be eliminated.”

Kevin Bishop, a spokesman for Sen. Graham, told the Caller the rule was “an example of government overreach and government not effectively engaging stakeholders.”

“Senator Graham remains concerned about the safety impact the proposed rule will have on cargo ships and their pilots,” Bishop said, adding that the senator worries the rule will “lead to further delays and exacerbate already strained supply chains” and impact East Coast ports that are part of the National Port Readiness Network.

Say what you will about Lindsay Graham, but he is the duly elected Senator from the state of South Carolina. His purview – in theory – along with his colleagues in the Senate and in the House is the passage of laws that reflect the will of the people who elected him and whom he represents.

With all due respect, that is to say none whatsoever, who the hell elected NOAA administrator Richard Spinrad?

By what authority as laid out in the United States Constitution does this person have to enact what is in fact a law?

And Senator Graham "remains concerned?" If I were the Senator from the State of South Carolina, I'd take a stroll over to the NOAA, march into this prick's cubicle, and do a Pelosi by tearing up the law in his face. Or make it into a barbed-wire-wrapped flaming pineapple and insert it sideways in a certain aperture.

Look, no doubt, the installation of Warnock into the Senate is not exactly healthy for our nation and society. But considering that at best it's on life support and since 2020 is in fact clinically dead, what's the big deal? Are we worried that the filibuster will be killed and leftist judges will be installed? Hell, at least half the judiciary and SCOTUS itself is teetering on the brink. Law schools are pumping out commie apparatchiks now by the bushel. Ditto every damn school including medical schools. But I digress.

So, Warnock's in and it's now 51-49 in the Senate. Look at this and tell me if it really makes a damn bit of difference?

A dozen Senate Republicans already voted to abolish the Defense of Marriage Act, eliminating both marriage and religious freedom in one fell swoop, just as the Supreme Court was moving to protect it. Some of the senators then had the chutzpah to claim that they did it to protect religious freedom. The betrayal is bad enough, treating voters like bamboozled idiots is worse.

And that’s just the beginning of the lame duck sellout session.

Senate Republican RINOs are rushing through their betrayals while they hope no one is paying attention. Next up is amnesty for illegal aliens. Every time you hear about secret negotiations to reach a deal on immigration, it’s always the same damn sellout that it’s been for decades.

The latest incarnation of “immigration reform” once again promises more money for “border security” in exchange for amnesty for illegal aliens. Trading amnesty for border security is like trading your alarm code for a better alarm system. And after multiple rounds of these deals, our border is more open than ever and our country is more filled with illegal migrants than ever.

While Senate sellouts are conducting secret negotiations in the latest incarnation of amnesty (as befits a nation where the people answer to the government, not the other way around), it starts by ratifying Obama’s illegal DACA amnesty to legalize at least 2 million illegal aliens.

And, if past immigration dirty deals are anything to go by, the dirty deal will get much worse.

Republican proponents of making Obama’s lawlessness, lawful, call this a “DACA fix”. An actual fix would end the lawlessness and enforce immigration law, instead of finding new spin for their sellouts. But many of the Senate Republicans who had voted to abolish marriage and religious freedom have also been longtime supporters of illegal alien amnesty. And this is their hour.

Most Americans, in poll after poll, say that they’re sick and tired of Biden’s immigration policies, and yet, somehow, a number of Senate RINOs looked at those numbers and decided that they want a piece of those 60% disapproval ratings while giving Democrats millions more voters.

Why try for win-win, when lose-lose is so much better.

Senate Republicans keep promising that their latest bipartisan deal will finally secure the border. Only the most naive human being alive who had already bought the Brooklyn Bridge with the crypto millions from FTX would take them seriously. Money won’t secure the border. Only a consensus to follow the laws of our country will do that. Politicians who cut the heart out of immigration laws while promising that they’ll enforce them in the future don’t mean it.

Just like a drunk who promises to stop drinking tomorrow doesn’t mean it. . .

. . . Every so often, the RINOs remind their voters that they don’t work for them, they serve the criminals, junkies, illegal aliens and worsening every crisis that we are already drowning in.

While you hang up your Christmas lights and light your menorah, in Washington D.C. they’re finally getting to work on their real jobs of destroying our lives, our beliefs and our country.

Look, Warnock's gonna Warnock. It is what it is and I can sort of deal with that. Thom Tillis on the other hand, not so much.

After surrendering to Democrats on a myriad of hot-button issues, Senate Republicans may get yet another chance to sell out their base before the year’s end — this time, on a last-minute immigration bill reportedly engineered by North Carolina GOP Sen. Thom Tillis that would provide amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. . .

. . . While it’s unclear whether the Senate plans to take up the bill before the current congressional session ends, Tillis’s last-minute attempt to ram through an amnesty package before Republicans take control of the House of Representatives next month runs contrary to claims issued by his office earlier this year. Back in June, a representative from the North Carolina senator’s office told Fox News there was “not much to negotiate” on immigration until President Joe Biden “enforce[s] immigration laws” and takes action “to end the crisis at the [U.S. southern] border.”

At this rate, the Democrats don't have to rig or otherwise "fortify" elections. With scum like Thom Tillis, no one will show up at the polls anyway.

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:50 AM




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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 07:49 AM (BRHaw)

2 Hola m

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 08, 2022 07:49 AM (chLR3)

3 Happy Thursday, everyone. I'm in early because I'm leaving early to take my car into the shop. Sadly, it's the last time for me going to this place because my mechanic is closing the shop down next Friday and retiring to NC. So I'm bringing him a bottle of his favorite whiskey as a thank you.

But it still sucks because I have to find a new mechanic.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 08, 2022 07:49 AM (4olE8)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 07:49 AM (T4tVD)

5 Wut?

Posted by: Mick at December 08, 2022 07:50 AM (sVc11)

6 Tpo 20
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 08, 2022 07:50 AM (NX1lk)

7 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 07:51 AM (1n+EO)

8 Another day on the March to Marxism

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 08, 2022 07:52 AM (NX1lk)

9 I'm a winner! I just got an email thanking me for being on Team Warnock.

Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 07:52 AM (sn5EN)

10 Rona McDaniel is claiming that the GOP ground game in Georgia "worked".

I said that this was the sliver of upside to Walker losing, it didn't affect Congress much and the establishment would have to take the blame for screwing up the runoff.

I want to see how they square this circle in picking the RNC chair.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 07:53 AM (5p7BC)

11 Its why I’m

Posted by: Ex-GOP at December 08, 2022 07:54 AM (qPZhe)

12 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at December 08, 2022 07:54 AM (yGupt)

13 East coast rich people's big yachts no go fast no more?

Posted by: davidt at December 08, 2022 07:54 AM (oTZbj)

14 But it still sucks because I have to find a new mechanic.

That does suck. A good one is hard to find. We've had ours for probably 30 years or so.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 07:55 AM (nxdel)

15 I thought those power station attacks were a coordinated op from the beginning, especially when the cops started saying they were random drive by shootings.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 08, 2022 07:56 AM (uNylN)

16 The left is escalating violence, even though they are winning on virtually every political front. Very Maoist of them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 07:56 AM (3+JgO)

17 What's funny is I have now voted against Warnock 4 times, and I'm still on the team.

Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 07:56 AM (sn5EN)

18 9 I'm a winner! I just got an email thanking me for being on Team Warnock.

Makes you wonder if someone helped you out by harvesting a ballot for you, no?

Posted by: Ex-GOP at December 08, 2022 07:56 AM (qPZhe)

19 Vagina Mitt can eat shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 07:57 AM (0ZuC6)

20 JJ - Serious suggestion.

Many of us are very burned out on the constant drumbeat of negative news and doom. It is hard to find anything to feel good about right now.

Would it be possible to include a section of optimistic stories? Some small slivers of hope among the crashing tide of hopelessness?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 07:57 AM (5p7BC)

21 Thom Tillis, North Carolinas bi-Senator. As soon as elections are over, every fucking thing he puts out refers to his bi-partisan efforts. If the GOP won’t primary this asshole, I will vote for the D next time he’s up for Re-election

Posted by: Michael Steele at December 08, 2022 07:57 AM (Y/dt/)

22 Think of the Left as a vampire tapeworm and it all makes sense.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2022 07:57 AM (SJsWC)

23 JJS, Miranda Devine is too valuable a resource to write off the NY Post in its entirety. Maybe only link her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 07:58 AM (3+JgO)

24 20 Would it be possible to include a section of optimistic stories? Some small slivers of hope among the crashing tide of hopelessness?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 07:57 AM (5p7BC)

Dave:

When I find them I do include them. Maybe it's just me but I'm just not finding many of them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 07:58 AM (x0n13)

25 *Throttles the full-screen Spanish Xfinity Mobile ad, because we can't have ad-blockers at work*

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 07:58 AM (UnA8+)

26 Now that California is investigating Twitter for modest sleeping places in their headquarters....

Do some of our lawmakers still sleep on couches in their D.C. offices?

Just askin 'questions here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 07:58 AM (1n+EO)

27 Many of us are very burned out on the constant drumbeat of negative news and doom. It is hard to find anything to feel good about right now.
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Happy news: The NYT is on strike!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 07:59 AM (3+JgO)

28 10 Rona McDaniel is claiming that the GOP ground game in Georgia "worked".

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That's revealing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:59 AM (Kd4bG)

29 "But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid."

John 14:26-27

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2022 07:59 AM (tDEa7)

30 Ah......a morning that begins with thank you's and fuck you's is a good morning,
It feels good when we play offense.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 08, 2022 07:59 AM (nuNUc)

31 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

JJ you write By what authority as laid out in the United States Constitution does this person have to enact what is in fact a law?

The authority that Congress has punted to all the regulatory authorities. Legislators cannot be bothered with boring icky stuff bureaucrats like to do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2022 08:00 AM (EZebt)

32 Update on "German coup" story from yesterday's EMT as well as JJ's info.:

CoutureAndRoyals @CoutureRoyals
#BREAKING German Prince Heinrich XIII Reuss of Greiz was arrested this morning suspected of planning a coup d’état in Germany with at least 24 other people

The plan was to attack the German parliament in Berlin and insert the Prince as new head of state, King/Emperor of [German flag]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:00 AM (Vwz3I)

33 That's revealing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 07:59 AM (Kd4bG)
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yes, indeedy!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:00 AM (3+JgO)

34 15 I thought those power station attacks were a coordinated op from the beginning, especially when the cops started saying they were random drive by shootings.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 08, 2022 07:56 AM (uNylN)

They shot up several on the west coast years ago. I always assume it is a terrorist training.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (BRHaw)

35 another set of friends just told us the husband took early retirement and they are leaving for Florida. they already bought a home there and are excited to get away from PA.

starting to feel like I'm being left behind for sure

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (w0NJk)

36 There are some good things that happen. I'm becoming a Musk fan. He is doing what we always wanted someone to do, in more ways than one.

Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (sn5EN)

37 ||Twenty-five people have been arrested in raids across Germany on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government. […]

An estimated 50 men and women are alleged to have been part of the group, said to have plotted to overthrow the republic and replace it with a new state modelled on the Germany of 1871 – an empire called the Second Reich.

“We don’t yet have a name for this group,” said a spokeswoman for the federal prosecutor’s office. [andy update: Reichsbürgers] The interior minister said it was apparently made up of an organisation “council” and a military arm.

Wednesday’s dawn raids are being described as one of the biggest anti-extremism operations in modern German history. Three thousand officers took part in 150 operations in 11 of Germany’s 16 states, with two people arrested in Austria and Italy.

Almost half of arrests took place in southern states of Baden-Württemberg and Bavaria.||
Mmm. Reichsbürgers.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (Vwz3I)

38 I am always amazed that the people in charge are still chasing old nazis and bringing them to trial, as they should, but no one is chasing the old commies across the globe who also murdered millions and bringing them to trial.

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Elon!

Free Buffalo Guy, The Iranians and The Chinamen!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (0ZEfs)

39 Just remember....

"Woko-Ono"


Learn it
Live it
Love it

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:02 AM (1n+EO)

40 31
The authority that Congress has punted to all the regulatory authorities. Legislators cannot be bothered with boring icky stuff bureaucrats like to do.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2022 08:00 AM (EZebt)


They may have "punted" it as you say, but in turn they had no authority to do so. That is abrogation of the highest order.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:02 AM (x0n13)

41 "Rona McDaniel is claiming that the GOP ground game in Georgia "worked".
***
That's revealing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion"


She's on Team Warnock too.

Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 08:02 AM (sn5EN)

42 No shit, Sherlock.

Report finds "widespread incompetence" at WV prison where James 'Whitey' Bulger was killed in 2018.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:02 AM (Vwz3I)

43 "Peru entered a constitutional crisis on Wednesday after Castillo, a former schoolteacher and left-wing Marxist politician elected in 2021, announced that he would dissolve the unicameral Peruvian Congress and impose a state of national emergency, which included a national curfew and authority to rule by decree. The Congress was in the middle of impeachment proceedings against Castillo for allegations of corruption, previously investigated by Peru’s Public Prosecutor, that Castillo received $510,000 in exchange for granting Heaven Petroleum, a foreign company, a contract to sell biodiesel, per MercoPress."
---
"Amateur."

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine I at December 08, 2022 08:02 AM (YIVH2)

44 J.J. - your write ups are always topical, well-researched, and absolutely infuriating. Mission accomplished!

If you do not already check it out, you might consider looking at www.cowboystatedaily.com. it focuses on Wyoming and the west, but every day seems to have a couple of highly relevant articles either on energy (important topic out here) or porn in schools, or crypto, etc.

Although you obviously have plenty of material, irecommend checking it out.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 08:03 AM (ELYbr)

45 Blessing to the Horde this Christmas season. I am looking forward to spending time with my family and celebrating everyones successes this past year. May '23 be a year of hope and love as we all seek to navigate our way through this mess.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2022 08:04 AM (flINI)

46 Have you read a book, watched a show or a movie ever that made leftists look uncool? Of all the unearned virtues the left claims for itself, cool seem both the most banal and the most valued. The right is for freedom, the left autocratic control. How does anyone who votes for Biden, Hillary, Schumer, Pelosi, Schiff, Harris, etc. imagine they are on the cool side?

Posted by: IanDeal at December 08, 2022 08:04 AM (MGjjz)

47 Vagina Mitt can eat shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And stop livin' off the Gummint tit !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:04 AM (T4tVD)

48 Free Buffalo Guy, The Iranians and The Chinamen!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (0ZEfs)
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Well... Ok, but not the Irish!

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 08:04 AM (ELYbr)

49 Today is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (NpAcC)

50 43 "Peru entered a constitutional crisis on Wednesday after Castillo, a former schoolteacher and left-wing Marxist..."

...but they repeat themselves.

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (UnA8+)

51 Who's zoomin' who?

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (mE3sO)

52 JJ could always throw in reports of developments in free states. Although he’d have to comb a lot of smaller town newspapers for that sort of thing. Sounds like a big job

The national news and commentary is only negative because that is reality.

Posted by: Ex-GOP at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (qPZhe)

53 "Social Credit: Could It Happen Here?" Yesterday, my wife allowed me to get on the phone and tell Synchrony Bank via their Bang-a-whore, India call center to eat my sh1t. They wanted a five second video of each of us and images of our driver's licenses to "protect" our credit cards. Fuck them.

Posted by: Marooned at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (w6hJ9)

54 Anybody compare the climate impact of all these erupting volcanoes to the climate impact of the US population of internal combustion engines yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (1n+EO)

55 And National Brownie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (NpAcC)

56 They may have "punted" it as you say, but in turn they had no authority to do so. That is abrogation of the highest order.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:02 AM (x0n13)
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Philip Hamburger, even just mentioning his name, drives my lefty law professor brother into a rage, because Hamburger makes a similar argument, and the lefties believe it is the most subversive thing you can possibly say. It cuts right to the heart of what they think makes for "modern government".

Philip Hamburger for SCOTUS!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (3+JgO)

57 47 Vagina Mitt can eat shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And stop livin' off the Gummint tit !
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:04 AM (T4tVD)


If the glove don''t fit you must acquit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (x0n13)

58 A news chyron here last night, so AP/CP, said the NC transformers have been repaired and are ready to go.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (Vwz3I)

59 Mmm. Reichsbürgers.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (Vwz3I)

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Germany?

They call it a Reichsburger with cheese.

Posted by: German Prince Heinrich XIII Reuss of Greiz at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (0ZEfs)

60 56
Philip Hamburger for SCOTUS!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (3+JgO)


If I send him money, am I a Hamburger Helper?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (x0n13)

61 Today is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception.
Posted by: redridinghood

Amen.

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (T4tVD)

62 “When you talk about putting a 10-knot or an 11.5 mph speed limit on boats over 35 feet, you are suddenly making a day trip to the Gulf Stream or going offshore, in general, more dangerous and more time-consuming,” Brannon said. “It’s not just the time it takes to travel out to sea that is dangerous, but how long it takes to steer cargo ships into the harbor.”
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California did damage to its vital fresh water supply for the nominal benefit of a bait fish, so why shouldn't the eastern US increase physical risks to boaters and reduce trade throughput for the nominal benefit of whales?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (t0OGg)

63 58 A news chyron here last night, so AP/CP, said the NC transformers have been repaired and are ready to go.


oh good news! and btw that whole anti-LGBTABCD thing was totally made up

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2022 08:07 AM (w0NJk)

64 "And National Brownie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood "

There should be a National Brownie History Month.

Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 08:07 AM (sn5EN)

65 44
Although you obviously have plenty of material, irecommend checking it out.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 08:03 AM (ELYbr)

Duly noted. Thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:08 AM (x0n13)

66 And those are the businesses — when the federal government does not take into account any balance between the economy and ecology — are the ones that are going to be hurt the most,
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To an eco-totalitarian, there is nothing more hateful and evil than a cost/benefit analysis. Nothing. Dumping crude oil directly onto the coastline by the shipload would be preferable to do a cost/benefit analysis. A cost/benefit analysis, you see, implies that something, at any scale and for any duration, might be more important than the earth-mother.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:08 AM (t0OGg)

67 I have at least three sport boat factories within less than 15 minutes of our house.

Maybe instead of slower boats, we need smarter whales.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (1n+EO)

68 46 Have you read a book, watched a show or a movie ever that made leftists look uncool? Of all the unearned virtues the left claims for itself, cool seem both the most banal and the most valued. The right is for freedom, the left autocratic control. How does anyone who votes for Biden, Hillary, Schumer, Pelosi, Schiff, Harris, etc. imagine they are on the cool side?
Posted by: IanDeal at December 08, 2022 08:04 AM (MGjjz)

Sadly, because they don't pay any actual attention to Gropey Joe, Hillary, Schiff, etc...

They pay attention to social-media influencers with Danger Hair and Bondage Gear and enough makeup to paint a house, and to Breadtubers like Vaush and Xanderhal who tell them that they're the last bastion against Hitler Rising Again.

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (UnA8+)

69 Anybody compare the climate impact of all these erupting volcanoes to the climate impact of the US population of internal combustion engines yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (1n+EO)
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That sounds like real science. Pass...

Posted by: Mainstream Media at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (YIVH2)

70 The Twitter Files: How the Corporate State Uses Legal Jiujitsu to Blur Lines Between Private Industry and Government

fascism
făsh′ĭz″əm
noun
A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, a capitalist economy subject to stringent governmental controls, violent suppression of the opposition, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.

PS Racism against Whites is Racism!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (BRHaw)

71 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:01 AM (Vwz3I)

This is quite remarkable and overwhelms my reflexive cynicism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (EZebt)

72 Listening to Tom Cotton's decorous rebuke to the CEO of Kroger it occurred to me that Republicans, in general, remain stuck in the amber of the Eisenhower, "Advise and Consent" era style of political discourse.

An image came to mind of a priest reciting the scripture to the cannibals as they boil his flock alive in front of him.

The Left is tearing the flesh off the country. Where is the f*cking outrage? I guess it would look unseemly.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (H8QX8)

73 Six Republican U.S. Senators, including South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, signed a letter urging NOAA administrator Richard Spinrad to “modify its proposal so that the NARW is protected, but the unintended consequences … can be eliminated.”
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Oh, cram it. Send a letter that they *will* reverse it or else. Then get on the horn with your buddies in the House and tell them that they'd better zero NOAA's budget in the next funding bill or you'll filibuster in the Senate and shut the government down. Then, when they fail to zero the budget, hold up your end of the bargain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:09 AM (t0OGg)

74 Alex Jones claims he has less than $12-million of the $1.5-billion he owes families of Sandy Hook victims.

"Claims" because clearly he has more money than Pfizer to pay his larger penalty.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:10 AM (Vwz3I)

75 btw everyone remember to play Wordle today!

lol yesterday NYT idiots were begging people to not do the Wordle during the one-day strike

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2022 08:10 AM (w0NJk)

76 Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2022 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

77 JJ - I get it, maybe it is a just an organization thing. Like the story about Vanguard is a positive one. But it is hard to overlook all the negative ones surrounding it.

Maybe I should do a regular optimism post or something.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (5p7BC)

78 Hi, J.J. I'm not sure what you're saying "Fuck You" about. I read rather quickly, but they seemed to just be reporting on the trials of people who were involved with killing or being camps guards at Concentration camps. Did they suggest the elderly people shouldn't be tried or they agreed with suspended sentences?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (vH/6k)

79 Senate Republican RINOs are rushing through their betrayals while they hope no one is paying attention. Next up is amnesty for illegal aliens. Every time you hear about secret negotiations to reach a deal on immigration, it’s always the same damn sellout that it’s been for decades.
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False premise in the first sentence. They are not the RINOs. They are, in fact, the True Republicans. If you disagree with what these guys are doing but you call yourself a Republican, then *you* - not they - are the RINO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (t0OGg)

80 California did damage to its vital fresh water supply for the nominal benefit of a bait fish, so why shouldn't the eastern US increase physical risks to boaters and reduce trade throughput for the nominal benefit of whales?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:06 AM (t0OGg)
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Whales are lot more photogenic than bait fish, so it's a pretty easy sell to destroy an industry to "save the whales."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (YIVH2)

81 So Eff Bee Eye is working in Germany hunting down MAGA people

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (NX1lk)

82 Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout.
Posted by: redridinghood

Really ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (T4tVD)

83 74 Alex Jones claims he has less than $12-million of the $1.5-billion he owes families of Sandy Hook victims.

"Claims" because clearly he has more money than Pfizer to pay his larger penalty.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:10 AM (Vwz3I)

Clearly.

That's why they're still drawing up another 3 TRILLION dollar lawsuit to file against him.

*wanking motion*

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (UnA8+)

84 78-Meant "NY Post"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (vH/6k)

85 "Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout."

Well....that sorta sux.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (1n+EO)

86 Can we stop linking to Rick Moran over at PJMedia? His article on the power station attacks is filled with gems like this.

In another instance back in February, the Department of Justice secured guilty pleas from three men accused of plotting to shoot substations across the country with powerful rifles. - Yes, I'm sure the FBI informants outnumbered the so-called conspirators.

The warning came after targeted attacks on the LGBTQIA+ community, most recently a November shooting at a bar in Colorado, but also cited the Jan. 6, 2021, attacks at the U.S. Capitol. - Good job, Rick.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (tPE90)

87 May '23 be a year of hope and love as we all seek to navigate our way through this mess.

Amen to that.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (nxdel)

88 Fucking Tillis.

We were already over his ass, but PDJT endorsed him and told us to vote for him, so we held our nose and did so.

Another Great One, Trump! *facepalm*

Posted by: Oedipus at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (uq+FF)

89 Back in June, a representative from the North Carolina senator’s office told Fox News there was “not much to negotiate” on immigration until President Joe Biden “enforce immigration laws” and takes action “to end the crisis at the [U.S. southern] border.”
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A politician lying his tongue black before betraying his constituency? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (t0OGg)

90 National Review was a real Conservative Fire Brand after the Walker loss....

They want to "TAKE THE PARTY BACK" and "MAGA MUST BE DESTROYED"

Want to move back to Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger...people with real backbone!

The comments section was a hoot. A depressing hoot but it shows you that 'Rank n File' just don't get it still and probably never will.

Posted by: GigantorX at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (vPu9I)

91 Did they suggest the elderly people shouldn't be tried or they agreed with suspended sentences?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (vH/6k)

It's because they had to put their little "also kanye hurr hurr because orange man racist" codicil on an otherwise banal article.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (9UlRk)

92 "Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout."

Well....that sorta sux.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (1n+EO)

Griner needs to get back on the hormone blockers.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (tPE90)

93 The highest estimate of manmade CO2 I've seen is 5% and the lowest 2% i.e. 95-98% is from natural sources.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (Vwz3I)

94 well, the quote had a built-in strike-through. Bummer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (t0OGg)

95 JJ - I get it, maybe it is a just an organization thing. Like the story about Vanguard is a positive one. But it is hard to overlook all the negative ones surrounding it.

Maybe I should do a regular optimism post or something.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (5p7BC)
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How about a special holiday CJN podcast talking about all the good things in life?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (YIVH2)

96 Rabbi Dov Fischer link is must read stuff. He's got the 2024 platform in the first real paragraph, right after his intro sentence. It's outstanding.

Then he argues for a candidate "who can win", and goes sideways. As we know from DaveInFla's analysis the other day, a candidate who "can win" is a candidate who can win in Virginia, Nevada and Georgia (or Arizona or Wisconsin).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (dA1aK)

97 "Maybe I should do a regular optimism post or something."

That could be fun.


Or bring back Monty.

He always had those nice uplifting threads.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (1n+EO)

98 The biggest advantage for 51-49 is now Biden is replaceable. He steps down and there are now 51 votes for a new VP, which has been the plan all along, if Biden will go along with the plan.

Posted by: Nova local at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (exHjb)

99 The comments section was a hoot. A depressing hoot but it shows you that 'Rank n File' just don't get it still and probably never will.
Posted by: GigantorX at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (vPu9I

And I'm sure every one of them dutifully went out and voted for walker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (9UlRk)

100 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (9UlRk)

O.K. I completely skipped over that. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (vH/6k)

101 Griner, home in time for the holidays, taking a knee, burning a flag, and tearing down a statue.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (lz5hY)

102 As noted above, today is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. It's a Marian feast, but the event is often confused with the Virgin Birth.

Just remember: ImMaculate Conception: Mary
VirJin Birth: Jesus

Happy Feast to "our tainted nature's solitary boast"!

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (wE246)

103 "Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout."

Well....that sorta sux.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (1n+EO)

Griner needs to get back on the hormone blockers.
Posted by: Crom Laughs

Will it salute the flag ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (T4tVD)

104 He always had those nice uplifting threads.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (1n+EO)
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Creating "uplifting threads" is our mission, yet we've never heard of this "Monty" guy...

Posted by: Balenciaga at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (t0OGg)

105 But what about all those public servants and their unions? If the Congress legislates, what are the bureaucrats supposed to do?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (EZebt)

106 Does the NOAA even do ocean stuff any more? I thought is was all global warming alarmism anymore.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (MxEKc)

107 Lithwick said that there was “no basis in constitutional texts, or in history” for the “independent state legislature” theory she said the North Carolina legislature was pursuing.

Section 4: Elections
The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (BRHaw)

108 The biggest advantage for 51-49 is now Biden is replaceable. He steps down and there are now 51 votes for a new VP, which has been the plan all along, if Biden Dr. Jill will go along with the plan.
Posted by: Nova local at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (exHjb)
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FIFY

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (YIVH2)

109 Maybe I should do a regular optimism post or something.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (5p7BC)

Please do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:16 AM (vH/6k)

110 106 Does the NOAA even do ocean stuff any more? I thought is was all global warming alarmism anymore.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (MxEKc)

I saw 2 NOAA dudes the other day get out of a truck label ENFORCEMENT with body armor and guns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:16 AM (BRHaw)

111 Does the NOAA even do ocean stuff any more? I thought is was all global warming alarmism anymore.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:15 AM (MxEKc)
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That's the beautiful thing about eco-alarmism - it's all-encompassing. *Anyone* can pivot to it, even while maintaining something approximating the original mission.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:17 AM (t0OGg)

112 I saw 2 NOAA dudes the other day get out of a truck label ENFORCEMENT with body armor and guns.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:16 AM (BRHaw)

Someone needed some muscle over there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:17 AM (9UlRk)

113 "this time, on a last-minute immigration bill reportedly engineered by North Carolina GOP Sen. Thom Tillis that would provide amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. "


No doubt the MSM and the Dems will finally be nice to Republicans and the illegals will reward them with their votes for this act of compassion.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:17 AM (MxEKc)

114 Really ?
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2022 08:12 AM (T4tVD)
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Yep.
The meat puppet will be speaking about it in 15 mins.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2022 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

115 "Does the NOAA even do ocean stuff any more? I thought is was all global warming alarmism anymore. "

Sort of like NASA getting sideways with their mission statement and the Muslim Outreach Program?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:18 AM (1n+EO)

116 False premise in the first sentence. They are not the RINOs. They are, in fact, the True Republicans.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:11 AM (t0OGg)
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To my thinking, changing the Senate (as I hope candidates like Vance will begin to do) is more important than winning the presidency.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:19 AM (Izws5)

117 A spokesman for the building inspectors said they will likely start an investigation into Twitter's office bedrooms within a few days. "There may be fines associated with the enforcement process," the spokesman told the Washington Free Beacon.

within a few days
Translation: Sometimes after the new year or maybe MLK days based on our vaca days remaining.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:19 AM (BRHaw)

118 Senator Graham remains concerned about the safety impact the proposed rule will have on cargo ships and their pilots...

That's the point. To prevent shippers from bypassing California.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at December 08, 2022 08:19 AM (yGupt)

119 The "NY Post" is a weird amalgamation of things. They have writers such as Miranda Devine and Michael Goodwin and Douglas Murray who tend to write from a conservative or at least a moderate perspective and then have articles that seem to come directly from the MSM.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:20 AM (vH/6k)

120 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Yonder Horde.

With regards to the NOAA story... the fact of the matter is that the various "elected" officials go to the capitol city to do one thing; grift. FedGov is run by faceless, unelected bureaucrats who have their own agenda(s). Congress has abandoned their oversight role as their personal agenda often aligns with the bureaucracy, especially where grift is involved.

As an aside; the number of Right Whale ship strikes over the last decade or so is a fraction of the number reported previously. Suggesting the issue has been widely resolved through self awareness.

Yet there's an agenda at NOAA that must move forward.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

122 I'm seeing that Britney Griner is being traded for a Russian gun runner.

Seems a fair trade..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

123 As noted above, today is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. It's a Marian feast, but the event is often confused with the Virgin Birth.

Just remember: ImMaculate Conception: Mary
VirJin Birth: Jesus

Happy Feast to "our tainted nature's solitary boast"!
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 08, 2022 08:14 AM (wE246)
*******
For Catholics it's a holy day of obligation.
Which means we are suppose to go to mass today.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2022 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

124 Seems a fair trade..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Hey, man, we don't want Russia to actually start losing, do we?

Ain't no margin in that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:21 AM (9UlRk)

125 All those volcanos going off are polluting as much as China, I say nuke them all and China too. For the planet and children of course.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2022 08:22 AM (AXxfu)

126 116 To my thinking, changing the Senate (as I hope candidates like Vance will begin to do) is more important than winning the presidency.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:19 AM (Izws5)

Getting rid of Shanghai Mitch should be priority one.

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 08:22 AM (UnA8+)

127 Great, now we'll have Britney Griner in our face 24/7.

Posted by: davidt at December 08, 2022 08:22 AM (oTZbj)

128 I'm sure Britney Griner will return with newfound sense of patriotism and love for America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2022 08:22 AM (EZebt)

129 And the perpetrator wasn’t the only one in his family who had adopted the libertinism inherent in our cultural zeitgeist: it seems the young man’s father “acted” in porn films under the moniker “Dick Delaware.”

Hunter, is that you?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:22 AM (BRHaw)

130 When I find them I do include them. Maybe it's just me but I'm just not finding many of them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Maybe you could crowd-source it, let the Horde forward you something and you could collect them together for a small, hopeful section.

Posted by: Oedipus at December 08, 2022 08:23 AM (8hyrg)

131 The Senate corporatists need to get through as many of the priorities as possible in the next 2 weeks. They have the votes in the House, and once the new congress goes in, the Freedom Caucus will be running the show. They will have enough votes to keep anything the corporatists want from happening.

BTW, this is why McCarthy was talking tough about investigations. He still doesn't have the votes for Speaker.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:23 AM (5p7BC)

132 Greek officials call for calm after protests in Athens following a police shooting of a Roma [Gypsy] teenager.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:23 AM (Vwz3I)

133

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2022 08:23 AM (vwCZJ)

134 FACEPALM: Karine Jean-Pierre Reads Wrong Answer During Press Briefing

What a farce. No wonder Big Mike wants in, they have it all set up and running so nobody has to be competent.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 08, 2022 08:23 AM (zm+d5)

135 SSDD

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:24 AM (+hI+T)

136 FACEPALM: Karine Jean-Pierre Reads Wrong Answer During Press Briefing

How could you even tell?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:24 AM (9UlRk)

137 Sort of like NASA getting sideways with their mission statement and the Muslim Outreach Program?
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Cool clock, Ahmed!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:24 AM (Vwz3I)

138 Charlene Carter spoke out against the Transportation Workers Union of America (TWU) Local 556 union after the group, including its president Audrey Stone, reportedly attended the Women's March in Washington, DC in 2017. Carter expressed her pro-life stance online and criticized the event, which receives funding from Planned Parenthood, the largest pro-abortion non-profit in the country.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:25 AM (BRHaw)

139 I'm seeing that Britney Griner is being traded for a Russian gun runner.

Seems a fair trade..........
Posted by: Sponge


Great. Now all we'll hear about is St. Brittany.

FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:25 AM (gKNhs)

140 When Griner arrives in the states, it will be wall to wall interviews. LBTQ parties and lovefests for the Biden Administration. No mention of the other two Americans in Russian prisons. Besides Bout wonder what else Biden paid for Griner?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 08:26 AM (lg9Ws)

141 Well, we wanted to do this conservative thing, but the freedom caucus stopped us! We have no choice but to cave to every dem demand!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:26 AM (+hI+T)

142 How about a special holiday CJN podcast talking about all the good things in life?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (YIVH2)


That might be X-rated . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:26 AM (x0n13)

143 I hate where "stem" is going. Have a room full of idiot children press a button, have a thing that somebody else designed and assembled do a thing, then say "congratulations, you're a roboticist now!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:26 AM (9UlRk)

144 Georgia - better a 0% commie dem gets in office than a bumbling 70% repub. I hope it works out.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2022 08:27 AM (fs1hN)

145 But Paul Nicholas Whelan, a U.S. Marine with a 16 year sentence, no negotiations, no release?

Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 08:27 AM (NIYa7)

146 Philly investigators identify victim of 1957 'boy in the box' cold case; update expected today.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:27 AM (Vwz3I)

147 We like to keep the optimism and the twirling on Pixy's EMT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2022 08:27 AM (EZebt)

148 the "Elizabeth Warren" link is a good read, and unsurprisingly, the Harvard tax lawyer is a friend to the super-rich

Liz Warren hates billionaires. Just ask the millionaire leftist.

Who actually funds Warren's political ambitions? Our investigation of her political organization reveals that it's billionaires like Bill Gates, George Soros, Jeff Bezos' ex-wife and eBay's Pierre Omidyar. Advisors include Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes. Like her Cherokee heritage, Warren's identity as a crusader against billionaires is fake.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:28 AM (Izws5)

149
"What the climate change movement is really all about."
No, America Does Not Owe the World Climate ‘Reparations’


A MAGA politician would invoice these malcontents for decades of aid, military protection, low-interest loans, grants, trade status privileges and pretty much every other give-away.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 08, 2022 08:28 AM (3hSHB)

150 I wouldn't trust Brittany. It's probably been programed to assassinate a president or ex-president or something.

Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 08:28 AM (sn5EN)

151 Duly noted. Thanks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:08 AM (x0n13)

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I'm consistently amazed at the mountain of material you pore over every day and synthesize into a first rate post. I thought long and hard about suggesting that site, knowing it better be consistently relevant and useful if I'm going to suggest someone like you, with so much on your plate, check it out.

Also, anyone in the north or west should check out the daily weather forecast there. It hits covers the Pacific Northwest to the northeast regularly. It is the best weather forecast I've ever seen, hands down.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 08:28 AM (ELYbr)

152 > 134 FACEPALM: Karine Jean-Pierre Reads Wrong Answer During Press Briefing

I just don't get Diversity Raggedy Ann. Surely they could have found a Strong Woman of Color who at least met the minimum job requirement of being able to lie with a straight face?

Jean-LaFootInMouth reminds me of a 3-year-old trying to convince you that it was a band of pirates who burst into the kitchen and ate all the cookies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:29 AM (bW8dp)

153 145. His family is not part of the Dem voting block.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 08:29 AM (lg9Ws)

154 146. Will be fascinating as child is, reportedly, related to a prominent family in my county.

Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 08:29 AM (NIYa7)

155 Warren's identity as a crusader against billionaires is fake.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:28 AM (Izws5)

No one hates a billionaire quite as much as another billionaire.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:29 AM (9UlRk)

156 Mornin’, All. Happy Lobster Thermidor Thursday.

Re Prince Heinrich XIII of Reuss: The House of Reuss is one of the most interesting noble families in Europe. They are descended from Kievan Rus’ princess, thus the surname “Reuss,” “Russian.” And all of their males are named Heinrich, in honor of one of the Holy Roman Emperors.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 08:29 AM (fWMRJ)

157 I'm just finally listening to Dr. Naomi Wolf's recent talk at Yale

WOW. she is FIERY! righteous! (delete space)

https://naomiwolf.substack.com/ p/confronting-yale-for-crimes-against

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (w0NJk)

158 "Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout."

Maybe we can ask them to keep her?

This ranks right up there with that piece of garbage, Bergdahl.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (tDEa7)

159 152. LoL. Great analogy.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (lg9Ws)

160 RepuTex Energy is the firm used by Australia’s Labor government for modelling its 'Powering Australia’ plan. One projection, now quietly dropped, was that household electricity bills would fall by $275 by 2025. Not quite. They have since risen sharply and Australia’s Treasury department forecasts them rising still further, by over $1000 by June 2024.

Obama moved to Aussieland?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (BRHaw)

161 158 This ranks right up there with that piece of garbage, Bergdahl.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (tDEa7)

If I am elected president, I will give Bowe Bergdahl back to the Taliban.

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (UnA8+)

162 > then say "congratulations, you're a roboticist now!"

Good way to tell if someone is a real roboticist: ask them what a Jacobian matrix is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:31 AM (bW8dp)

163
. . . “When you talk about putting a 10-knot or an 11.5 mph speed limit on boats over 35 feet, you are suddenly making a day trip to the Gulf Stream or going offshore, in general, more dangerous and more time-consuming,” Brannon said.

That 'proposal' is absolutely insane. Have they never heard of something called 'weather' that can suddenly make a run for harbor an absolute top speed necessity?

It takes a special kind of idiot to 'work' in government.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 08:31 AM (enJYY)

164 Jean-LaFootInMouth reminds me of a 3-year-old trying to convince you that it was a band of pirates who burst into the kitchen and ate all the cookies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:29 AM (bW8dp)

It's just like fan-baiting. She is supposed to be awful. You're supposed to notice how awful she is at her job and know you are Not At All Allowed to notice how awful she is at her job. There's no Progress in getting people to say a good press secretary is good. Anyone can do that. That's trivial.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:31 AM (9UlRk)

165 Griner made her real money playing in Russia in the off season because the WNBA pays dick. Maybe she can go play in China now in the off season, I hear they are real fond of black rasta tranny's there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (AXxfu)

166 Biden traded an America hating punk who got arrested for smuggling in some THC in a vape pen for one of the most notorious gun runners in the world who was caught trying to sell weapons to FARC to be used against US DEA agents in Colombia.

That about sums up the deal making prowess of the Biden administration.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (ZLI7S)

167 > And all of their males are named Heinrich, in honor of one of the Holy Roman Emperors.

That must get confusing when Christmas presents are being handed out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (bW8dp)

168 Another quake, 5.8 magnitude, hits Java again. [I think that's the fourth this past two weeks -- at least third.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (Vwz3I)

169 "Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout."

By the way, this piece of garbage got out instead of Paul Whelan, former Marine.

Let that settle in.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (tDEa7)

170 On the climate insanity front, BASF is trying to move most of their operations to the US. Germany, without natural gas, has no industrial base left, and will cease to exist as a manufacturing power. Add to that that China requires imports of both food and 75% of their oil, which means that within about 5 years, they won't be manufacturing either.

It will be an interesting world when two of the largest manufacturers in the world aren't participating anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (lTGtQ)

171 "I hate where "stem" is going.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

From what I have seen of various STEM program in the schools the past few years it mostly amounts to trying to make the kids minimally proficient in science and math (what use to be called a C+ ages ago) and calling it STEM. Some kids will advance more than others but they all get to feel special.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:32 AM (MxEKc)

172 We send BILLIONS to help Ukraine defeat Russia, so we send a GUN RUNNER back to them to get some fucking drugged out wannabe woman basketball player?

Yeah, we're fucked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

173 > Another quake, 5.8 magnitude, hits Java again.
____________

I like my coffee shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:33 AM (Q4IgG)

174 J.J. I think you should consider writing a letter to the "NY Post" expressing your ire. I've written several letters to them including one or two which were complaints. Now they don't publish any of my letters. Oh well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (vH/6k)

175 WOW. she is FIERY! righteous! (delete space)

https://naomiwolf.substack.com/ p/confronting-yale-for-crimes-against
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (w0NJk)
=======================

This is good listening. For those looking using phones and unable to delete spaces, or just find it annoying to go into the url and eliminate the characters filling the blank spaces, here is the tinyurl

https://tinyurl.com/yc68pprr

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (Izws5)

176 "Britney Griner has been freed in a prisoner swap for Victor Bout."


Gaurds were probably getting sick of her whining and kneeling anyway.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (MxEKc)

177 Can't waiting for Griner's hair-sniff welcome-back.

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1600841306560937986

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (IKuJQ)

178 Per Breitbart. Amnesty Daca is pretty much DOA, and Tillis admits it.

It seems like the only decent GOP Senators, got some spine and 86'ed the BS JCPA and Daca shit. Hawley fights, and said you cannot do this in a lame duck

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (Cw0fX)

179 "It takes a special kind of idiot to 'work' in government."


Can't be all THAT special.

Seems to be plenty of them around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (1n+EO)

180 It won't happen, but Griner should be the USA's biggest advocate now. She should spend her time explaining why she was wrong about the US and why it's such an amazing country.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (ELYbr)

181 Palestinian 'Health Ministry' says Israeli forces have killed 3 Palestinians during a raid in the 'occupied' West Bank. [My air quotes.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:35 AM (Vwz3I)

182 Philly investigators identify victim of 1957 'boy in the box' cold case; update expected today.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:27 AM (Vwz3I)

***

Maybe it was an unwanted Biden. Wilmington and Philly are close ya know...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2022 08:35 AM (flINI)

183 That 'proposal' is absolutely insane. Have they never heard of something called 'weather' that can suddenly make a run for harbor an absolute top speed necessity?

It takes a special kind of idiot to 'work' in government.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 08:31 AM (enJYY)
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How are they going to really enforce this once boats get out of sight of land and other ships? Does every boat need to have a "speed control officer" to ensure that all boats are complying with the law? Why is 35' the arbitrary cut off?

If my boat is 34' 11" can I zoom around at 30 knots with impunity?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:35 AM (YIVH2)

184 Griner's going to do the rest of her time back here in the states, right?

Posted by: right? at December 08, 2022 08:35 AM (sn5EN)

185 Griner needs to get back on the hormone blockers.

Be fun if she comes home from her sojourn all voluptuous, with killer ta-tas,
and two months pregnant. Change is good.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 08, 2022 08:36 AM (jYCXf)

186 177. Biden will give Britney a medal of freedom next year.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 08:36 AM (lg9Ws)

187 Coming soon to you.

Bank of Canada raising prime to 4.5% sees our big banks collude to raise rates to the same 6.45% at exactly the same moment.

Oddly enough, my savings account's rate is still at 0.01% and not, say, 3%.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:36 AM (Vwz3I)

188 Espn is cumming this morning over Greiner release. I hate Disney

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:37 AM (Cw0fX)

189 > Gaurds were probably getting sick of her whining and kneeling anyway.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2022 08:34 AM (MxEKc)

Kneeling? She might have tried doing that to get privileges, but there are some things that not even a Russian prison guard will do.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:37 AM (bW8dp)

190 "If I am elected president, I will give Bowe Bergdahl back to the Taliban.
Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 08:30 AM (UnA8+)"

The problem is you will never get back the lives lost on CSAR and other missions looking for his worthless ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2022 08:37 AM (tDEa7)

191 They are going to remodel the Statue of Liberty into Britney Greiner holding a joint.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:37 AM (+hI+T)

192 I had the TV on, they announced Retardo was coming on with comments about Griner. I quickly mute the TV, open another tab and put on some 60s music on Sirius, which then told me Griner was freed. Netflix movie deal to be announced by noon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 08, 2022 08:38 AM (lz5hY)

193 > Maybe it was an unwanted Biden. Wilmington and Philly are close ya know...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2022 08:35 AM (flINI)

I think they were still infesting Scranton back in '57, but yeah, close.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:38 AM (bW8dp)

194 They are going to remodel the Statue of Liberty into Britney Greiner holding a joint.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:37 AM (+hI+T)

Give me your tired, your hungry, your bloodshot....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2022 08:38 AM (9UlRk)

195 What is the average length of an open ocean unlimited racer?

You know, those hydroplanes and cigarette type boats that go about 7 million miles an hour in races.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:38 AM (1n+EO)

196 Sadly investigators can solve cold cases(Which is great), but not Hot cases like Idaho

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:39 AM (Cw0fX)

197 Great news everyone, Butch Griner was released!

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:39 AM (Lzpvj)

198 Trea Turner is now a Phillie. God do I hate the Phillies. The Nationals as a farm club for the rest of the MLB is getting cemented in.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2022 08:39 AM (flINI)

199 "and two months pregnant."

Not certain that is even biologically possible with Griner.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:39 AM (1n+EO)

200 >>>"Stacie Laughton has falsely reported bomb threats, committed identity fraud as state rep." (but Trump's an anti-Semite!!! - jjs)
=================
The mentally ill gotta psychopath. It bewilders me that the Propaganda Press celebrates obviously crazy people in their effort to "mainstream" weird subcultures.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:39 AM (1jv0P)

201 When you talk about putting a 10-knot or an 11.5 mph speed limit on boats over 35 feet, you are suddenly making a day trip to the Gulf Stream or going offshore, in general, more dangerous and more time-consuming,” Brannon said.


Limiting US currency to a maximum $100 completely stopped the drug trade.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:40 AM (+hI+T)

202 The Reichsbürgers strike again!!

@disclosetv · 4h
JUST IN - Both runways at Munich Airport closed because climate doomsday conspiracy theorists glued themselves on the tarmac.

No jet flights until Prinz Heinrich is released!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:40 AM (Vwz3I)

203 All jokes aside, if I hear one more time how she was “unjustly held” …

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 08:40 AM (lg9Ws)

204 And I have noticed because I've been reading the" NY Post "for some time, that they regularly have "spam" leftist writers with the usual complaints. It only took a little investigation to find out that those folks claim to be from various states, and cities and those papers post the same letter. It never occurred to be to be from my hometown in NJ and also be from someplace in PA or Florida too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:41 AM (vH/6k)

205 How are they going to really enforce this once boats get out of sight of land and other ships? Does every boat need to have a "speed control officer" to ensure that all boats are complying with the law? Why is 35' the arbitrary cut off?

If my boat is 34' 11" can I zoom around at 30 knots with impunity?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 08, 2022 08:35 AM (YIVH2)

Comrade, think OnStar for boats...WITH control

Posted by: a Dude in MI at December 08, 2022 08:41 AM (/6GbT)

206 Schumer is really building up bad karma. You do not gloat over a pilthy 51-49 senate, when you lost the House

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:41 AM (Cw0fX)

207 Who in the hell is John Roberts?

Judas Iscariot Roberts I know of.

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:41 AM (Lzpvj)

208 And, good morning.

Proposed changes to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) rules will strip access to public waters and devastate local economies along most of the eastern U.S. coastline, according to boating and fishing advocacy groups.

But keeping the undesirables away from Martha's Vineyard & The Hamptons too.

Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 08:41 AM (NIYa7)

209 "JUST IN - Both runways at Munich Airport closed because climate doomsday conspiracy theorists glued themselves on the tarmac. "

Munich is in Bavaria.

You can't make me believe that they don't have some really good runway snow removal equipment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:42 AM (1n+EO)

210 It seems like the only decent GOP Senators, got some spine and 86'ed the BS JCPA and Daca shit. Hawley fights, and said you cannot do this in a lame duck
_____

Sen. Tillis - Hawley is right you know. We'll push it through next session for added legitimacy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2022 08:42 AM (fs1hN)

211 You don't need to be taking your little boat out onto the ocean. You are forcing us to suck more carbon for your little fun. You want fish? Trust the Gorton's fishermen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:42 AM (+hI+T)

212 I'm amazed they could get Biden up this early.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 08:43 AM (nxdel)

213
@disclosetv · 4h
JUST IN - Both runways at Munich Airport closed because climate doomsday conspiracy theorists glued themselves on the tarmac.



Uh...You're already gonna freeze in Germany this winter due to the lack of energy to heat homes. What ELSE do they want?

Oh, and get a snow plow on that tarmac. It will make short work of the obstacles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

214 "JUST IN - Both runways at Munich Airport closed because climate doomsday conspiracy theorists glued themselves on the tarmac. "

Munich is in Bavaria.

You can't make me believe that they don't have some really good runway snow removal equipment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:42 AM (1n+EO)
===============
Just leave them there and operate as usual

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:43 AM (1jv0P)

215 I like what I am seeing with the House Freedom caucus. Instead of yelling and screaming, they are holding McCarthy's feet to the fire by action.

redstate is reporting that the Jcpa bill and probably Daca, are DOA because McCarthy has told the GOP Senate to back off on the lame duck

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:43 AM (Cw0fX)

216 Related?? From the UK Telegraph...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 3h
NEW - Blackouts may trigger a revolt against the "new eco-tyranny."

"Only a tiny minority are fully paid up to the most extreme, fanatical, anti-human, anti-capitalist version of the environmentalist doctrine."

and... @disclosetv · 2h
JUST IN - There are no blackout scenarios to fear this winter in Germany, says the Federal Economics Minister and Green politician Robert Habeck.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (Vwz3I)

217 "Just leave them there and operate as usual"

Might FOD out an engine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (1n+EO)

218 I'm amazed they could get Biden up this early.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 08:43 AM (nxdel)



They can reanimate him at any time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Of course you gloat. It should have been a 59-41 R senate. This was a huge win for the uniparty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (+hI+T)

220 FJB doing a pretendisenting speech about how he single handedly broke out the wnba dummy from prison

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (Kd4bG)

221 I don't know if anyone else caught this but I saw
Lindsay's spokescritter use the term "stakeholder"stakeholders. That is a WEF code word and obviously Lindsay's has fallen into the trap. Surprise. Surprise. Surprise.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (muTXm)

222 How are these people getting out on the runway? Germany used to be proficient at shooting people climbing a fence.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (lg9Ws)

223 The solution to all Dems' problems is clear...eliminate Joey and blame Trump. I wonder what the schedule is.

Posted by: creeper at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (cTCuP)

224 "JUST IN - Both runways at Munich Airport closed because climate doomsday conspiracy theorists glued themselves on the tarmac. "

Munich is in Bavaria.

You can't make me believe that they don't have some really good runway snow removal equipment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


I just want to know where to buy the glue they are using.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (gKNhs)

225 > You can't make me believe that they don't have some really good runway snow removal equipment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:42 AM (1n+EO)

Maybe they still have some of those Soviet runway snowblowers made from surplus MiG engines hanging around in the East.

One of those would do the job, for sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:45 AM (bW8dp)

226 The highest estimate of manmade CO2 I've seen is 5% and the lowest 2% i.e. 95-98% is from natural sources.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (Vwz3I)
=====

Talk about anthrocentric hubris!

I always imagine that old commercial for margarine with the lady in flowing dress and a flower crown pointing her finger [with thunder claps, lightning] and intoning, 'It's not NICE to fool Mother Nature.'

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2022 08:45 AM (MIKMs)

227 >>How are they going to really enforce this once boats get out of sight of land and other ships? Does every boat need to have a "speed control officer" to ensure that all boats are complying with the law? Why is 35' the arbitrary cut off?


One of the more recent technologies that has not gotten the media notice of things like GPS is Automatic Identification System (AIS). It has been sold as a technology to help ships "see" and avoid each other particularly in bad weather. It is available to virtually every boat that goes offshore but is becoming standard on commercial boats and mandatory on many.

It's very simple to watch ships move, plot their course and monitor their speed without leaving the comfort of your monitor from distance with AIS.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 08:45 AM (ZLI7S)

228 "JUST IN - Both runways at Munich Airport closed because climate doomsday conspiracy theorists glued themselves on the tarmac. "
___________

If the airport admin wasn't on the side of the protestors (or were informed by the government that they shouldn't intervene), they wouldn't have been allowed on the tarmac in the first place, and even if they somehow got around security, they would have been removed quickly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2022 08:45 AM (fs1hN)

229 142 How about a special holiday CJN podcast talking about all the good things in life?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


That might be X-rated . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----
Do go on...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 08, 2022 08:46 AM (3lLYN)

230 https://youtu.be/Wi8ECpTqzwI

NC Power Outage and grid sabotage....

Golly if only there were people in the government who knew this was possible....

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:46 AM (Lzpvj)

231 Maybe these eco-terrorists can chain themselves to the rails at the Donner Pass.

Cause they have some really nice snow removal equipment on the railroads up there.

I bet they can get some good air, and a hell of a hang time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:46 AM (1n+EO)

232 Is human metabolism a natural or man made source of CO2?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:46 AM (+hI+T)

233 What's all that ruckus up top? Let a fella get some sleep!

Posted by: Gojira at December 08, 2022 08:46 AM (4I/2K)

234 #GrinerWillCome

Maybe she can get a MoF. Today is a great day for American freedom, which is solely predicated on same-sex coupling. And for Russian arms-dealing, of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2022 08:46 AM (bCmQo)

235 Proposed changes to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) rules will strip access to public waters and devastate local economies along most of the eastern U.S. coastline, according to boating and fishing advocacy groups.

But keeping the undesirables away from Martha's Vineyard & The Hamptons too.
Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 08:41 AM (NIYa7)



Democrats, constantly trashing "big everything" in the business world, enforces rules that crush small businesses and enhances "big fish."

Keep voting Dem, you dumb fucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

236 I don't have to put up with anything Joe Biden or Britney Griener (sp?) might say, I don't have a TV that carries news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:47 AM (vH/6k)

237 > Cause they have some really nice snow removal equipment on the railroads up there.

If they used the snow removal equipment from the Alaska Railroad, the "protesters" would emerge as a pink mist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:47 AM (bW8dp)

238 214. Never can take any German preaching morals seriously.

Got into it one time with a Native german bond trader in Chicago at a bar. He was mouthing about American slavery etc... I asked him if Hitler or Himmler was a relative on his Mom's or Father's side. He went apeshit. Lol

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:47 AM (Cw0fX)

239 236 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 08:47 AM (vH/6k)

"Putin is almost as bad as Trump."

//Butch Griner

Posted by: sven at December 08, 2022 08:47 AM (Lzpvj)

240 I just want to know where to buy the glue they are using.
-----------
It's Guerrilla Glue!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (Vwz3I)

241 How many pollutants are all of these erupting volcanoes belching into the atmosphere?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (fWMRJ)

242 Lindsay's has fallen into the trap. Surprise. Surprise. Surprise.
_____

Lindsay "Gomer Pyle" Graham? I can see it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (fs1hN)

243 Boat speed control will be about as effective as gun control. The law abiding recreational boaters and commercial fishermen will be hamstrung while the drug runners operate with impunity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (+hI+T)

244 I just want to know where to buy the glue they are using.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (gKNhs)
-

Plain ol' Stuper Glue.

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (IKuJQ)

245
If the airport admin wasn't on the side of the protestors (or were informed by the government that they shouldn't intervene), they wouldn't have been allowed on the tarmac in the first place, and even if they somehow got around security, they would have been removed quickly.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2022 08:45 AM (fs1hN)



Planes have shocks. Run them over. Passengers won't know a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

246 > Keep voting Dem, you dumb fucks.


Look at George "Sulu" Takei, who fellates the party that literally put him and his parents in a motherfucking concentration camp.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (bW8dp)

247 "It has been sold as a technology to help ships "see" and avoid each other particularly in bad weather. It is available to virtually every boat that goes offshore but is becoming standard on commercial boats and mandatory on many. "

Yet oddly enough, the Navy still sees really stupid and oft times deadly collisions at sea.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (1n+EO)

248
The most fuel efficient speed for a boat/ship is not 10 knots. There goes the price of seafood by another dollar a pound.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 08:48 AM (enJYY)

249 Amen on the The Post, JJ!

Now that Milo and Fuentes have admitted their dinner with Trump was a set-up, you get a peek behind the curtain at the narrative machine at work. ''They did this with the silly tiki torch rally and with J6 -- an odd event is given outsized coverage and importance in the media and in DC and beyond, and forever cited as the proof that X is true and the greatest threat to Our Democracy!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 08:49 AM (I/doM)

250 I just want to know where to buy the glue they are using.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (gKNhs)



"Hi. Phil Swift here."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

251 So this goes into the optimism column.

As said up thread, Tillis is admitting that DACA is dead and the JPCA died as well, despite McConnell selling out.

In the next Senate we get:

Vance instead of Portman
Schmidt instead of Blount
Budd instead of Burr

McConnell is losing 3 of his votes, even with all the election losses.

Anything they can't get through in the lame duck they are not going to get through at all. So looks like the marriage thing, a mostly clean Defense appropriation (probably with Ukraine funding) and the continuing resolution are going to be it.

Could have been a lot worse.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:49 AM (5p7BC)

252 The immaculate conception was, of course, miraculous. Then this year (later this month) is the 50th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception (Bradshaw to Fuqua/Tatum to Harris)! Back when the NFL was watchable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 08, 2022 08:49 AM (xT8gx)

253 Philly investigators identify victim of 1957 'boy in the box' cold case; update expected today.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:27 AM (Vwz3I)
++++
Since they don't investigate contemporary murders anymore (no point, the DA will never charge), I guess there's no reason not to go after the old ones.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:50 AM (t0OGg)

254 Disclose.tv @disclosetv
NEW - Blackouts may trigger a revolt against the "new eco-tyranny."
"Only a tiny minority are fully paid up to the most extreme, fanatical, anti-human, anti-capitalist version of the environmentalist doctrine."

and... @disclosetv
JUST IN - There are no blackout scenarios to fear this winter in Germany, says the Federal Economics Minister and Green politician Robert Habeck.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:44 AM (Vwz3I)
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Never believe a rumor until it is confirmed by an official denial.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (t0OGg)

255 Restricting every boat, ship or watercraft to some arbitrary speed means you're not going very far comrade. We need you to be nearby to check your compliance.

Besides, only those filthy MAGA types fish and fish are special and need protections.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

256 NDAA 2023 Contains ‘Safe Storage of Personally Owned Firearms’ Experiment

Supposedly voluntary participation, but everyone knows that servicemembers will be "voluntold" to participate.

Posted by: Bert G at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (aCgRi)

257
Could have been a lot worse.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:49 AM (5p7BC)



The backstabbing and constituent fucking has yet to get rolling. There's a new congress in town.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

258 McDaniel aptly displays what is wrong with the GOP and why we will never win until this entire cadre of frauds who pass for leadership are gone.

It's about them. It's not about winning or the party. Otherwise they would stop aside for someone with a new vision and the temerity to carry it out.

For the people. Not for the donors.

The last two elections defied all this in the past, and not in a good way.

You just lost the state of Georgia, a formerly red state. That's not a "victory". It's not a sign of anything except defeat. You lost buttercup. You blew enormous opportunities. Step aside and get out of the way.

A person with the least amount of self awareness would realize they've been outmatched, and look for new blood with better ideas, a better strategy better execution and bigger balls to carry it out.

Goodbye, don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out, Rona. Nobody wants you, except the 168 Vichy "Republicans" voting for you and the consultant class that you're paying.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (tDEa7)

259 >>There goes the price of seafood by another dollar a pound.


As with so many other so-called climate/nature protecting policies these days, I am pretty sure the point is: there goes seafood industry -- eat moar crickets, serfs!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 08:52 AM (I/doM)

260
Jack Straw probably knows the answer, but my guess is most 35 foot sail boats would have trouble going faster than 10 knots.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 08:52 AM (enJYY)

261 I'm guessing the almost every ocean going cargo ship of recent design has a planned and built for most efficient speed of 15-17 knots.
If not higher.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:52 AM (1n+EO)

262 If we can't remain loyal to the first President since Ronald Reagan to stand up for us, then we really have no right to expect loyalty from our leaders in return.

If the motivation to lead us has been reduced to graft and corruption, then those are the kind of men we will attract to lead us.

Posted by: Fen at December 08, 2022 08:52 AM (naHzv)

263 She probably doesn't have many fans here but Celine Dion, 54, has been diagnosed with an incurable neurological disease.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (Vwz3I)

264 JJ, can you please retire the disgusting photoshopped head onto the fat, leather- clad body meme?

Times are bad enough without having to see that when I’m eating my oatmeal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (fWMRJ)

265 Their template was the destruction of the Central Valley of California by shutting off most of its water to protect a bait fish in the Sacramento river delta. That worked well, so why not destroy the Eastern seaboard's maritime industry?

That's a no-brainer!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (XIJ/X)

266 " but my guess is most 35 foot sail boats would have trouble going faster than 10 knots."

African or European?


Laden, or unladen?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:54 AM (1n+EO)

267 Never believe a rumor until it is confirmed by an official denial.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (t0OGg)

When they tell you not to panic, that's the time to panic.

Posted by: Jackson, 2012 at December 08, 2022 08:54 AM (4I/2K)

268 Could have been a lot worse.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 08:49 AM (5p7BC)
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Those wins are a very good start but aren't yet enough to change the caucus. To do that we need an impressive set of wins, taking out a section of the fifteen or twenty of the asshole caucus, against people like Cornyn, Thune, Romney and all the usual suspects. It'll take some time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:54 AM (1jv0P)

269 263. Sorry to hear that. The Titanic song was wonderful. Prayers for her

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:54 AM (Cw0fX)

270 She probably doesn't have many fans here but Celine Dion, 54, has been diagnosed with an incurable neurological disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (Vwz3I)



It's still sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

271 What are the odds that Griner and her supporters will be barking at THE USA even more before? I doubt we'll see gratitude from her , beyond a couple of pro forma statements. It's also convenient for Putin that he now has a world class arms dealer on his side during his war. Biden traded a Mickey Mantle card for a Joe Schlabotnick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 08:54 AM (muTXm)

272 Restricting every boat, ship or watercraft to some arbitrary speed means you're not going very far comrade. We need you to be nearby to check your compliance.
Besides, only those filthy MAGA types fish and fish are special and need protections.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

The new, delicious, Soylent green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (0ZEfs)

273 > Times are bad enough without having to see that when I’m eating my oatmeal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (fWMRJ)

I think the times are bad enough to warrant calling it "gruel" again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (bW8dp)

274 Their template was the destruction of the Central Valley of California by shutting off most of its water to protect a bait fish in the Sacramento river delta. That worked well, so why not destroy the Eastern seaboard's maritime industry?

That's a no-brainer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (XIJ/X)



California did that to itself. NOAA screwing the entire eastern seaboard is a different matter altogether.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

275 And just as Charleston became officially the deepest seaport on the east coast.

54 foot at low tide.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (1n+EO)

276 When I find them I do include them. Maybe it's just me but I'm just not finding many of them.

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Media cartel bill failed.

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (UK2bo)

277
She probably doesn't have many fans here but Celine Dion, 54, has been diagnosed with an incurable neurological disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM


I've seen a photo or two of her taken recently and she has not looked the least bit healthy. Not 54 years of age, more like 74.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 08:56 AM (enJYY)

278 @TheInsiderPaper · 10h
A prince, an ex-MP and former soldiers were arrested Wednesday in raids led by the German police against members of “terror group” that allegedly planned to attack parliament and overthrow the government

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:56 AM (Vwz3I)

279 I remember when Delta Smelt used to post here.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2022 08:57 AM (flINI)

280 She probably doesn't have many fans here but Celine Dion, 54, has been diagnosed with an incurable neurological disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM (Vwz3I)

Yes, you are absolutely correct Sir.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 08:57 AM (0ZEfs)

281 She probably doesn't have many fans here but Celine Dion, 54, has been diagnosed with an incurable neurological disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:53 AM



And yet, Joe Biden still remains undiagnosed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

282 my guess is most 35 foot sail boats would have trouble going faster than 10 knots.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 08:52 AM (enJYY)

Except for some racing boats and multi-hulled vessels you are absolutely correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2022 08:57 AM (XIJ/X)

283 @TheInsiderPaper · 10h
A prince, an ex-MP and former soldiers were arrested Wednesday in raids led by the German police against members of “terror group” that allegedly planned to attack parliament and overthrow the government
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:56 AM (Vwz3I)



Be better, "Terror Group."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Apparently the NYT is going on strike tonight.

Congresscritter Jamaal Bowman, Ed.D., is urging everyone to avoid reading it.

Ok, commie. I've been avoiding reading it for decades. Mission accomplished!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (bW8dp)

285 I had oatmeal this a.m. too! Raisins & Spice!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (Vwz3I)

286 Thank you, JJ.
That's all I got.

Posted by: democrats, Kidnapping, Raping or Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (jV+aN)

287 And yet, Joe Biden still remains undiagnosed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh...he's been diagnosed all right. It's just being hidden from the American people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (XIJ/X)

288 I hate the Thumb

Posted by: Shaftoe at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (gS/r9)

289 Right whales were functionally extinct in the North Atlantic two hundred years ago, forcing whalers to go south and even into the Pacific for right whales. Fretting about the remaining population now is obviously just nothing more than a self-justifying bureaucracy riding the fear-mongering wave.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (1jv0P)

290 I see commie potato Joe released the Russian arms merchant for the America hating drug addled WNBA thing.


What a fucking surprise.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (gmo/4)

291 251. Well said Dave. It will be the last blank check(Including the 10% finders fee for Zalensky) to Ukraine.

Yes. Vance, Budd, and Schmidt are great improvements .

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 08:58 AM (Cw0fX)

292 The highest estimate of manmade CO2 I've seen is 5% and the lowest 2% i.e. 95-98% is from natural sources.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 08:13 AM (Vwz3I)
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CO2 is life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 08:59 AM (x0n13)

293 "Social Credit: Could It Happen Here?" Yesterday, my wife allowed me to get on the phone and tell Synchrony Bank via their Bang-a-whore, India call center to eat my sh1t. They wanted a five second video of each of us and images of our driver's licenses to "protect" our credit cards. Fuck them.
Posted by: Marooned at December 08, 2022 08:05 AM (w6hJ9)


Yesterday, I tried to link a youtube account to something. They said, "We need to send a code to your email so we know it's you." Okay, the account uses my work email. Code entered. Then they said, "Now we need to send a code to your phone so that we know it's you. Please enter your phone number." I decided to decline.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at December 08, 2022 08:59 AM (yGupt)

294 54 foot at low tide.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (1n+EO)

Wow!

I wonder what the deepest draft vessel in the world is....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2022 09:00 AM (XIJ/X)

295 24 JJ, Michigan won the Big Ten Championship.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:00 AM (fWMRJ)

296 How do you grind britnees for the holidays?

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2022 09:00 AM (z3WCn)

297 Taking out Elanine Lauria in Virginia was a nice one too. Marxist Karen on the Jan 6 committee. O'halleran in Arizona too.

But how do we move forward with Ronna at the head? she is awful

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:00 AM (Cw0fX)

298 259 As with so many other so-called climate/nature protecting policies these days, I am pretty sure the point is: there goes seafood industry -- eat moar crickets, serfs!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 08:52 AM (I/doM)

"NEIN! SEA BUGS DON'T COUNT! ES VERBOTEN! EAT ZEE REAL BUGS ONLY!"

-Klaus "Blofeld" Schwab

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 09:01 AM (UnA8+)

299 Since the NY Post is crapping the bed and is unworthy of linkage, might I suggest linking to the Hooterville World Guardian? Editor Sam Drucker is a good egg and has no discernible Commie leanings. Avoid the Pixley Picayune, though. They have gone woke.

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 08, 2022 09:01 AM (dXilO)

300 Or make it into a barbed-wire-wrapped flaming pineapple and insert it sideways in a certain aperture.

We love you, J.J., but orifice would have been a more accurate word.

And, as a reminder to the rest of The Horde, #CommasMatter:

No more tequila.
No, more tequila.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editors, in Sub-Basement B, next to The Gimp at December 08, 2022 09:01 AM (a3Q+t)

301 > 279 I remember when Delta Smelt used to post here.


I think it was more likely Bea Arthur they were smelling on that show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 08, 2022 09:02 AM (bW8dp)

302 Dave in Fla, Schmitt replacing Blunt is another one. Kicking the Blunt family out of MO politics is a welcome development as well. Blunt wasn't as reliable a vote for the Turtle as the others, but I actually think Schmitt will be a thorn in the side of the Mcs because that's what MO voters want.

Posted by: Catherine at December 08, 2022 09:02 AM (ZSsrh)

303 "I wonder what the deepest draft vessel in the world is...."

JJ.


I give you
https://tinyurl.com/wkrfyk78

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:02 AM (1n+EO)

304 Eating raisins is the functional equivalent of eating bugs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:02 AM (fWMRJ)

305 >>Jack Straw probably knows the answer, but my guess is most 35 foot sail boats would have trouble going faster than 10 knots.

In some of the larger, modern hulls it's doable but not in the average sailboat. But that's not really the point.

I've been playing in these waters all my life and the whales have been here just a bit longer. Thel number of times a whale is hit by a boat let alone seriously hurt of killed annually is roughly the same number of times a female basketball player is arrested for smuggling drugs in Russia every year.

This law has nothing to do with saving whales. It's about control.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:02 AM (ZLI7S)

306 I am sure some billionaire or congressional family member will be given a special exemption to the speed rules in order to operate a fleet of fishing boats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (+hI+T)

307 Michigan still requires a double jab to attend any classes, I don't care if they win or lose any game ever, and I went there. I hope the campus burns to the ground.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (UfRqq)

308 284. Well average rent in Manhattan now is 5200. NYT staffers better move to Jersey

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (Cw0fX)

309 If the Feds are "linking" (I kinda hate that word as it really requires no association at all) NC power attack to those in Washington and Oregon does that mean it's all because of drag queens?

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (pwExq)

310 So apparently we traded The Merchant of Death for a pothead.


Seems like a fair trade....


FOR PUTIN!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (xlag0)

311 @rawsalerts · 15h
Texas governor bans TikTok for state governments along with South Dakota, and Maryland

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:04 AM (Vwz3I)

312 Friend in Oregon recently tried to log in to YT via Google and was asked to present a photo to prove it was her. F you she said.

Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2022 09:04 AM (4h9M3)

313 310 Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (xlag0)


An anti-American pothead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (x0n13)

314 >>How are they going to really enforce this once boats get out of sight of land and other ships?


As others have mentioned, via electronic monitoring.

And really, this is a law that is not meant to be enforced across the board -- it would no doubt be used to target certain groups. So, they start by monitoring specific demographics (say, a state that wants to remove a pesky fishing industry or sportfishing spot for reasons) and then it's quite easy. And you know this would be abused -- China pays off a governor or someone else to go bigtime harass Americans out so that they can takeover the local seafood market.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (I/doM)

315 "Texas governor bans TikTok for state governments along with South Dakota, and Maryland"

And South Carolina.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (1n+EO)

316 One of the only smart moves by RNC, was getting Greitens out of there for Schmidt. Greitens was a massive wildcard, but a good veteran

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (Cw0fX)

317 Heh, my daughter works for the NY Times. I should ask her if she needs me on the picket line tonight ROFL.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (5p7BC)

318 Not 54 foot.

52 foot.

My bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (1n+EO)

319 @308

>>Well average rent in Manhattan now is 5200. NYT staffers better move to Jersey

Well, they have been, by the thousands.

I used to be able to make a left turn out of my street at any time of the day or night, that's no longer the case.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2022 09:05 AM (xlag0)

320 > I wonder what the deepest draft vessel in the world is....
_________

The U.S.S. Samuel B Roberts

4 miles

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)

321 And who does she quote? Jonathan Greenblatt, a self-gassing apostate Jew who runs the ADL.

She lives in New York (presumably). Can't she find someone beaten up for wearing a yarmulke to discuss rising antisemitism? Or a descendant of a concentration camp survivor to discuss it as well? Anyone can parrot emails from the ADL, she needs to recognize the unique news-gathering opportunity of being in "the greatest city on Earth."

Posted by: pookysgirl used to be an ink-stained wretch at December 08, 2022 09:06 AM (XKZwp)

322 Uh, that Dov Fischer article about the painful decision of 2024?…

Is he imbibing so early in the morning?

He writes as if our elections were actually secure and election results untainted by fraud!
And placing Mike Pence squarely on our side?…seriously?
I would have been better off reading the comics instead of his fairy tale.

BTW - Happy Birthday, Sefton!!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected president at December 08, 2022 09:06 AM (l0Cy4)

323 >>So apparently we traded The Merchant of Death for a pothead.


"Well, it worked, didn't it?"
-- Putin

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 09:06 AM (I/doM)

324 5200?? For how large of a place??

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 09:07 AM (UK2bo)

325 Know who has a great op-sec plan for Munich?

Mossad. Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 08, 2022 09:07 AM (jYCXf)

326 "We must support Ukraine against the GENOCIDE that PUTIN is committing!!!!!!"


"Here you go, Putin. Have your gun runner back....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

327 Heh, my daughter works for the NY Times.

Yikes! I am sorry. It isn't your fault.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 09:08 AM (+hI+T)

328 "Stiff person syndrome"? The scientists aren't even coming up with interesting names anymore. Also , most famous sufferer..Mitt
Romney

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 09:08 AM (muTXm)

329 Katie Britt for Shelby was a wash
Sarah Huckabee for Asa Hutchinson was a conservative pickup
Kobach in Kansas winning AG was a pickup

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:08 AM (Cw0fX)

330 5200?? For how large of a place??
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2022 09:07 AM (UK2bo)

***

A closet with a toilet... and maybe a window

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2022 09:08 AM (flINI)

331 Verse for the Day:

"Beloved, do not look for revenge but leave room for the wrath; for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord." Rather, "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals upon his head." Do not be conquered by evil but conquer evil with good."

--Romans 12:19-21

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 09:09 AM (qoGsy)

332 I'll bet a little Russian labor camp time was great for Griner's attitude. Scared straight, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 09:09 AM (4I/2K)

333 319. Lol tom

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:09 AM (Cw0fX)

334 Griner will be welcomed with a Wnba daisy chain party

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (Cw0fX)

335 Well average rent in Manhattan now is 5200. NYT staffers better move to Jersey
Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM (Cw0fX)
++++
A better measure might be median rather than mean. Per the NY Post, the median rent is a lot less - $4,100. At $49,200 per year just on rent, that's 66% of the median salary of $74,200. That median salary will net a take-home (after federal, state and local taxes) of about $4,200, leaving the median wage-earner about $100 per month to live on if he lives in the median apartment.

In other words, Manhattan real estate is awfully expensive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (t0OGg)

336 >>So apparently we traded The Merchant of Death for a pothead.

In exchange for an American hating millionaire who got rich putting a ball in a hole and smuggled drugs into Russia we gave up a notorious arms merchant who was caught selling weapons to terrorists who were targeting US DEA agents that were trying to keep drugs out of America.

You have to be a leftist to be dumb enough to have that make sense.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (ZLI7S)

337 Today is Feast of The Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary - it is the infallibly defined dogma of the Catholic Church that "God freely chose Mary from all eternity to be the Mother of his Son. In order to carry out her mission she herself was conceived immaculate. This means that, thanks to the grace of God and in anticipation of the merits of Jesus Christ, Mary was preserved from original sin from the first instant of her conception" (Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church). Chosen by God to be the Mother of the Savior and the "New Eve," Mary Immaculate is a type of the Church and the perfect model of holiness for all Christians. Mary under this title is the patroness of the United States of America, and the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception is a Holy Day of Obligation.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (qoGsy)

338
I am sure some billionaire or congressional family member will be given a special exemption to the speed rules in order to operate a fleet of fishing boats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 09:03 AM


I think it is papa Bush who has one of those fast 'cigarette' type boats in Maine. My guess is they can go as fast as 75 miles per hour. Yeah, he'll get the exemption.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (enJYY)

339 Green Blatt is as loyal a Jew as the twice intermarried Emhoff

Posted by: Avi at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (rBNmz)

340 Hi, Tonypete. Sorry if I was showing my ignorance of Catholicism yesterday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (fWMRJ)

341 Stop using 's to form plural.
Everyone. Just stop it.

Posted by: LibertyDefender at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (2XCV+)

342 Did that NOAA regulation have a limit on the length of the boat only?

Because I see a market opportunity for yachts that are just short of the specified length.

And also aftermarket opportunity for adding deck space on the forward and aft above the water line.

"GPS says you were going 15 knots"

"Hull is only 32 feet"

"How are you landing a helicopter on it?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 09:11 AM (5p7BC)

343 Does trump support McDaniel still?

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:12 AM (Cw0fX)

344 341 Seconded

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:12 AM (fWMRJ)

345 308 284. Well average rent in Manhattan now is 5200. NYT staffers better move to Jersey
--------------
Great opportunities in Newark.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 08, 2022 09:12 AM (2uOKS)

346 "Hull is only 32 feet"

"How are you landing a helicopter on it?"


"It identifies as a drone."

Posted by: NR Pax at December 08, 2022 09:13 AM (4olE8)

347 Does this rule apply to sailboats?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 08, 2022 09:13 AM (2uOKS)

348 Is there such a thing as a Punctuation Karen?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:13 AM (1n+EO)

349 >>And who does she quote? Jonathan Greenblatt, a self-gassing apostate Jew who runs the ADL.


At this point, pookysgirl, it's very possible the piece is a joint effort between the writer and ADL. I don't know how often these "journalists" conceive of stories on their own and do their own legwork, it may well have been presented to her by the ADL and all she did was assemble it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 09:13 AM (I/doM)

350 I don't very much about Celine Dion's political opinions-although I know she's leftist, and I know very little about her singing. I hope she recovers from her illness. It is possible in most cases to separate the talents of folks from their objectionable opinions. Entertainers are overwhelmingly leftist?! Who knew?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 09:13 AM (vH/6k)

351 the Russian labor camp will be sending Bret Grindr's balls in a seperate box

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2022 09:14 AM (us2H3)

352 341 Stop using 's to form plural.
Everyone. Just stop it.
Posted by: LibertyDefender at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (2XCV

Whats got you're panty's in such bunch's?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:14 AM (G0bXQ)

353 Teamsters Union getting a $36 billion injection from Biden's stash.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 09:14 AM (4I/2K)

354 "Klobuchar rolled out the national security argument Tuesday amid a massive backlash against plans to attach the JCPA,..

Amy K. seems to be the newest spokesperson for the DOJ.

Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 09:14 AM (NIYa7)

355 "Does this rule apply to sailboats?"

Yup

No' 's' for multiples of them either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:15 AM (1n+EO)

356 I fully expect that Germany will have a putsch of some sort or another. Their government has signed the death warrant for the country. Their energy policy will literally kill their entire industrial base, and quickly. And, when Germans get desperate, they turn to aggression.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2022 09:15 AM (lTGtQ)

357 Hi, Tonypete. Sorry if I was showing my ignorance of Catholicism yesterday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Oh stop! Certainly no offense taken at all. Questions concerning things I care about force me to go research a bit more myself. Thank you for that little push.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 09:15 AM (qoGsy)

358 Teamsters Union getting a $36 billion injection from Biden's stash.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 09:14 AM (4I/2K)



"Yeah, railroad, we forced you to take a deal. Don't worry. It will work out in the long run....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

359 Biden just gave $36 billion to the Central States Pension Fund. It was ostensibly authorized by Congress as part of the 2021 "American Rescue Act".

Don't want to campaign? No problem, just buy votes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (1jv0P)

360 Fenelon - I'm going to disagree on this.

When entertainers stop demanding that their audience adopt their political positions, I will stop caring about their political opinions.

Not before.

There are times that turn the other cheek is not appropriate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (5p7BC)

361 wut am I, chopped liva ??

Posted by: Paul Whelan at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (us2H3)

362 You can't put thieves and liars in charge of the checkbook and expect that anything will work out well.

The real question is how long it will take to either bankrupt the country (on purpose) or get us into a nuke shooting war (on purpose).

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (G0bXQ)

363 Maybe Trump should support Ronna. The GOPes on the committee will vote her out to deny trump his pick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (+hI+T)

364 >>Because I see a market opportunity for yachts that are just short of the specified length.

You don't want to be too far offshore in a boat smaller than 35 feet for too long. Ocean gets big out there.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (ZLI7S)

365 Remember the good old days when the Mafia controlled the Central States Pension Plan and it was solvent?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 09:17 AM (1jv0P)

366 Teamsters Union getting a $36 billion injection from Biden's stash.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 09:14 AM (4I/2K)

Just another reason to get rid of the federal government.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2022 09:17 AM (0ZEfs)

367 California did that to itself. NOAA screwing the entire eastern seaboard is a different matter altogether.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2022 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

It's the progressive template.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2022 09:17 AM (XIJ/X)

368 I have uncovered a live example of NPC download programming IN PROGRESS!

House Democrats plan to convene a hearing on SCOTUS Thursday in the wake of accusations of leaked decisions and improper outside influence, calling for new ethics rules to be imposed on the justices.

Two years ago I was so bouyed up. Statehood for DC and PR. Pack the Court to 13. etc. Instead we got Dodd. And now, Moore will make Dodd look like just a warmup. I keep hoping for an FDR. He faced down the Court and got something done.


We must *please* stop using the right wing's framing on this. The court has already been packed. We must call to "unpack" it, or "restore" it or "rebalance" it - anything but "pack" it.

Cries of "Pack the Court!" sound as unfair, unwise, and unacceptable to the general public as did cries of "Defund the police!" (another terrible and inaccurate framing of an important concept).


sorry, i wasn't up to date on the current correct lingo. rebalance it then: add justices to restore justice!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at December 08, 2022 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

369 358 “Trump never uses the Oxford comma. Reeeee!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:17 AM (fWMRJ)

370 336 In exchange for an American hating millionaire who got rich putting a ball in a hole and smuggled drugs into Russia we gave up a notorious arms merchant who was caught selling weapons to terrorists who were targeting US DEA agents that were trying to keep drugs out of America.

You have to be a leftist to be dumb enough to have that make sense.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:10 AM (ZLI7S)

Actually, it's easier to connect the dots now.

Bring back the Druggie, set free someone who would have facilitated more Drugs coming in for the Druggies.

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 09:18 AM (UnA8+)

371 I prefer the Yale comma.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:18 AM (G0bXQ)

372 ... We must *please* stop using the right wing's framing on this. The court has already been packed. We must call to "unpack" it, or "restore" it or "rebalance" it - anything but "pack" it.

Cries of "Pack the Court!" sound as unfair, unwise, and unacceptable to the general public as did cries of "Defund the police!" (another terrible and inaccurate framing of an important concept). ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at December 08, 2022 09:17 AM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL. "It's the poor messaging."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2022 09:19 AM (t0OGg)

373 Let me see if this works out.

1. Hobble rail shipment, either by a strike or lack of diesel fuel.

2. Reduce maximum ocean shipment speed to 11 knots.

Yeh....I don't see a problem.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:19 AM (1n+EO)

374 "How are you landing a helicopter on it?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 09:11 AM (5p7BC)

"SKILL. May I go now?"

Posted by: pookysgirl saw a cigarette boat once at December 08, 2022 09:19 AM (XKZwp)

375 You don't want to be too far offshore in a boat smaller than 35 feet for too long. Ocean gets big out there.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Deployable pontoons.

Just saying that engineers love a challenge to get around a dumb regulation.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 09:20 AM (5p7BC)

376 "Hull is only 32 feet"

"How are you landing a helicopter on it?"

"It identifies as a drone."
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Helicopter Destroyer not Aircraft Carrier!!!

Posted by: Japanese Defence Forces at December 08, 2022 09:20 AM (Vwz3I)

377 And then there’s the little-known Austin-Peay comma.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:20 AM (fWMRJ)

378 Propaganda Press says we have good news, gas prices are declining at the pump!!

The recession killing pocket books and family budgets is the reason why but lets not talk about that part.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 09:20 AM (1jv0P)

379 The kittens are on the prowl.

Repeat.

The kittens are on the prowl.

Posted by: Michaelangelo Buonarotti at December 08, 2022 09:21 AM (AuTCi)

380 363. Good point Cat

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:21 AM (Cw0fX)

381 I guess all the #FreeBritney’s worked

We got our acromegalic sapphic pothead back and they got a notorious arms dealer in exchange.

Can’t wait for her WH Medal of Freedom award ceremony with KJP fangirling her. And by fangirling I mean dreaming about scissorfucking her

Posted by: Jimbro at December 08, 2022 09:21 AM (lxzMl)

382 I almost forgot...

3. Hobble truck shipments by either excess regulation, cost of fuel or scarcity of drivers.

4. Reduce national speed limit to 50mph to conserve fuel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:21 AM (1n+EO)

383 Thank you, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:21 AM (fWMRJ)

384 Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM (5p7BC)

As I said, I do not know about the extent of her political opinions. I do not like Joe Behar or Whoopi Godberg's opinions, or the singer/ musival roles whose name escapes me either. I just know Goldberg has done some good things I don't have to turn the other cheek. They did not insult me personally. I can object to their opinions and say so-for all the good it will do. I am not an influence in their lives

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 09:22 AM (vH/6k)

385 Off Ninja Turtle sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2022 09:22 AM (AuTCi)

386 Maybe we should limit air travel to 15 miles per hour as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:22 AM (1n+EO)

387 >> as did cries of "Defund the police!" (another terrible and inaccurate framing of an important concept)


I'm old enough to remember when DC Mayor allowed activists to paint "DEFUND THE POLICE" across a major road in DC.
They cannot get away with reframing that popular slogan, they truly meant stop funding and hiring police.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 09:22 AM (I/doM)

388 384-Meant "Musical actress"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM (vH/6k)

389 Re-education Camp not Labor Camp!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM (Vwz3I)

390 Klobuchar is like Karen C$%t, who will not move her cart in the busy Target Aisle

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM (Cw0fX)

391
You don't want to be too far offshore in a boat smaller than 35 feet for too long. Ocean gets big out there.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:16 AM


Talking about far offshore, I used to see trawlers with CCCP on them just a couple of miles (my limit before my balls would shrivel) off the coast when they were supposed to be 10 miles out.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM (enJYY)

392 The kittens are on the prowl.


Those laser dots aren’t going to hunt themselves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM (fWMRJ)

393 And then there’s the little-known Austin-Peay comma.
=====

And the mustbequantum comma, strewn festively like apostrophes and semicolons and colons through sentences and paragraphs like tinsel. ***Sprinkle***

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM (MIKMs)

394 Celine Dion is talented. Unlike other lefty celebs, who have none

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:24 AM (Cw0fX)

395 and by good things I mean "Good roles".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 09:25 AM (vH/6k)

396 >>And then there’s the little-known Austin-Peay comma.


"Enough with this comma talk, what about me!?"
-- Interobang

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2022 09:25 AM (I/doM)

397 Shit. If this had happened a little earlier, we could've made Griner our Man of the Year.

Posted by: Time Magazine at December 08, 2022 09:25 AM (h5TKJ)

398 Maybe we should limit air travel to 15 miles per hour as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:22 AM (1n+EO)

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And 15-minute durations.

/Pinochet Air can still do business in that environment!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 08, 2022 09:25 AM (PnkSq)

399 373 Let me see if this works out.

1. Hobble rail shipment, either by a strike or lack of diesel fuel.

2. Reduce maximum ocean shipment speed to 11 knots.

Yeh....I don't see a problem.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 08, 2022 09:19 AM (1n+EO


It's almost like there is a pattern emerging.

You'll own nothing. You'll eat bugs. You'll be happy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 09:26 AM (6VKyY)

400 Blackstone is getting absolutely roasted on CNBC, because they are not letting investors get their money back from a couple of their real estate funds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 09:26 AM (gsq+O)

401 On Twitter:

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
·
25m
Is Brittney Griner ready to give up the fame of being a Russian prisoner to return to the obscurity of the WNBA?

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 08, 2022 09:26 AM (IKuJQ)

402 CoutureAndRoyals @CoutureRoyals
#BREAKING German Prince Heinrich XIII Reuss of Greiz was arrested this morning suspected of planning a coup d’état in Germany with at least 24 other people

And they would have gotten away with it except they couldn't wait to start wearing those helmets with the spike on top and it gave them away

Posted by: azjaeger at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (3/XaG)

403 353. Again??!!

This is about the third or fourth bite of the apple since Joey B. became top puppet.

If any long, long public-private relationship is in dire need of investigation, that's it.

Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (NIYa7)

404 Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 07:59 AM (3+JgO)

I mostly feel quite good except for church concerns because I skip much of the news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (vH/6k)

405 Blackstone is getting absolutely roasted on CNBC, because they are not letting investors get their money back from a couple of their real estate funds.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Hey, it worked for FTX.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (qoGsy)

406 "Enough with this comma talk, what about me!?"
-- Interobang
=====

Yo.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (MIKMs)

407 I'd wager the overwhelming number of commercial fishermen vote Democrat. I know they do in New England and I bet it's the same on the coastline in most places. Probably a majority on the recreational space as well.

I bet this will make for some spicy moments going forward. Commercial fishermen are a noisy bunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

408 Posted by: Japanese Defence Forces at December 08, 2022 09:20 AM (Vwz3I)

I really want to love the JSDF, but I was going to the Naha airport and went past their one of their bases, which was decked out in Orion (beer brand) lanterns. It's hard to maintain respect after that.

Posted by: pookysgirl admires professionalism at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (XKZwp)

409 389 Re-education Camp not Labor Camp!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 09:23 AM

No, that's not cool, either, as this article from an LGBTQ website makes clear-

Jack Phillips, a business owner who refused to bake cakes for same-sex weddings, citing his religious beliefs, was required to attend a class so he could become familiar with Colorado anti-discrimination law.

Justice Gorsuch instead called it a “re-education program,” and slammed the state’s Solicitor General, Eric Olson, with it on Monday.

“Mr. Phillips did go through a re-education training program, pursuant to Colorado law, did he not, Mr. Olson?” Gorsuch asked the solicitor general.

Slate’s Mark Joseph Stern, who provided the clip above, warns: “It does not bode well for the future of civil rights law that Gorsuch believes a state imposes ‘reeducation training’ on employers when it reminds them how to comply with nondiscrimination rules.”

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

410 So I see Biden traded Viktor Bout for the tranny sportsball player, not the former marine (who probably was a spy).

This should get him impeached...but it won't.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 09:28 AM (ESjRY)

411

Art is up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2022 09:28 AM (x0n13)

412 Make the Hohenzollerns great again!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 08, 2022 09:29 AM (fWMRJ)

413 405 Blackstone is getting absolutely roasted on CNBC, because they are not letting investors get their money back from a couple of their real estate funds.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

That's not a bad idea...

Posted by: Major National Banks eyeing upcoming depression at December 08, 2022 09:29 AM (JCZqz)

414 Celine Dion is talented. Unlike other lefty celebs, who have none

Posted by: Jonah at December 08, 2022 09:24 AM (Cw0fX)

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Don't know why, but this reminded me of Crystal Gayle.

I think she is probably conservative, and used to hear her on the Art Bell show occasionally; she wrote & sang a nice song about him & his show called "Midnight in the Desert."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 08, 2022 09:30 AM (PnkSq)

415 401 On Twitter:

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
·
25m
Is Brittney Griner ready to give up the fame of being a Russian prisoner to return to the obscurity of the WNBA?

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 08, 2022 09:26 AM (IKuJQ)



Biden will name a Navy ship USS Britney Griner tomorrow.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2022 09:30 AM (AMIL/)

416 I drank the water at Camp LeJuene and I am still here. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Pussies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 08, 2022 09:30 AM (2uOKS)

417 I'd wager the overwhelming number of commercial fishermen vote Democrat. I know they do in New England and I bet it's the same on the coastline in most places. Probably a majority on the recreational space as well.
I bet this will make for some spicy moments going forward. Commercial fishermen are a noisy bunch.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. NOAA, swallow you whole.

Posted by: Quint, democrat voting asshole at December 08, 2022 09:31 AM (0ZEfs)

418 Just saying that engineers love a challenge to get around a dumb regulation.

Venice had an assembly line for oared galleys.
Engineers' moral compasses spin in wild abandon.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 08, 2022 09:33 AM (jYCXf)

419 When you talk about putting a 10-knot or an 11.5 mph speed limit on boats over 35 feet, you are suddenly making a day trip to the Gulf Stream or going offshore, in general, more dangerous and more time-consuming
==================
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. NOAA, swallow you whole.
Posted by: Quint, democrat voting asshole at December 08, 2022 09:31 AM (0ZEfs)
==============
You could just say "we are going to need a bigger boat"

Posted by: Peter Benchley at December 08, 2022 09:34 AM (gsq+O)

420 Grinder's wife is a new face & speaker for the State Department. Though the press briefing was highly staged - and with Kamala smiling like she was half lit - at least Cherelle Griner mentioned Paul Whelan.

Posted by: Lola at December 08, 2022 09:34 AM (NIYa7)

421 Re Tillis: Pssst, he was just re-elected. Anyone thinks he gives a shit what we peons think until runs again?

Posted by: Dingbat at December 08, 2022 09:35 AM (kVCOG)

422 415 Biden will name a Navy ship USS Britney Griner tomorrow.
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2022 09:30 AM (AMIL/)

Shouldn't we be calling him the name his father gave him?

Posted by: XTC at December 08, 2022 09:36 AM (UnA8+)

423 The Siberian Candidate

"Brittany Griner is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life".

Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco at December 08, 2022 09:47 AM (Irdcf)

424 125 “All those volcanos going off[…]I say nuke them all[…]”

Found Lord Xenu.

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt, O.B.E. at December 08, 2022 09:51 AM (7kSOl)

425 “[Crystal Gayle] wrote & sang a nice song about him & his show called "Midnight in the Desert."”

I wonder if Maria Muldaur could be reached for comment for ripping off the title of her hit song.

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt IV, O.B.E., heir to the Bullwinkle fortune at December 08, 2022 10:04 AM (7kSOl)

426 Next Spring we will begin construction on massive wind farms off the East & West Coast, & the GOM. 26 seperate projects. These will ulitmatley affect commercial shipping lanes, fishing, sea birds & sea life. No one is giving thought to the possible change in weather patterns we will encounter once these new restrictions to wind flow are established. We will simply have to live with whatever destruction results.

Posted by: sirknob at December 08, 2022 10:12 AM (niQtX)

427 In early June 1918, O'Keeffe moved to New York[...] Within a month he took the first of many nude photographs of her at his family's apartment while his wife Emmy was away, but she returned while their session was still in progress.

So Stiglitz was having an affair with O'Keeffe and his wife literally walked in on then...Awkward....

Looking at the pictures, Emmy wasn't a bad look woman but also a lot older then O'Keeffe.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 10:15 AM (ESjRY)

428 I'm a nazi you a nazi everybody is a nazi. Except for a nazi. Great time we live in

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 08, 2022 10:30 AM (ytSiK)

429 "At this rate, the Democrats don't have to rig or otherwise "fortify" elections. With scum like Thom Tillis, no one will show up at the polls anyway."

Exactly. Bitch McConnell withheld MILLIONs of Trump generated PAC money from candidates the People in their states chose while lobbying for his wife's CCP shipping business.

God bless MTG, Jordan, Gaetz, etc. but the party needs to burn.

The only way this changes is if we quit paying taxes.

Posted by: Danimal28 at December 08, 2022 11:01 AM (ryUqI)

430 "The committee did not reveal what it is investigating Ocasio-Cortez for, in accordance with its rules." (using too much teeth - jjs)

Look up Potato Peeler in Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2022 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

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Posted by: Tom at December 08, 2022 11:45 AM (d6pve)

432 Tom appears to be a potato peeler.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 08, 2022 11:49 AM (ynpvh)

433 JJ - just a thought.

But maybe, just MAYBE, the guy who had a Nazi over for dinner isn't a good guy?

Why do you continuously insist on defending Trump? He's at best a fucking self-owning moron. At worst, he absolutely knowingly had a Nazi over to his house for dinner, and doesn't care what people think about that. Are either of those options ok in your book?

Is it possible that Ye's rhetoric is really really bad? Have you considered that? Is it possible that maybe, just MAYBE, that anti-semitism is shitty behavior, and that Trump's having had two of them over to dinner is just one more example of why he's not fucking fit to have your support and admiration?

Maybe this quote from the Post was entirely fair? Maybe?

Consider, please. Consider that maybe you, and people like you, continuously jumping to the defense of Nazis and anti-semites is a bad look for the rest of us. You're painting me with your own reactionary broad brush.

Ye is mentally ill, and a POS. Trump is a dipshit. Move on.

Posted by: Goober at December 08, 2022 12:56 PM (Hgvgt)

434 Posted by: Goober at December 08, 2022 12:56 PM (Hgvgt)

Nice straw man arguments you have. I guess you're not able to understand context.

Oh well.

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