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Leftwing fashionistas and photographers got caught using sexualized photos of children for an ad campaign, while sneaking in pages from a Supreme Court decision about child pr0n into another campaign.

So who's the bad guys here?

Well, to the New York Times, it's all pretty simple: It's QAnon and Fox News, obviously.

One detail made me chuckle: they note that "one Twitter user" pointed out these photos. They say nothing else about this "one Twitter user."

The Twitter user in question is leftwing socialist, Bernie Gal, and gonzo-trans-ally Sh0eOnHead. She may be on the left, she may never stop talking about how wonderful she thinks transgenderism is, but she doesn't like child pr0n and calls it out when she sees it.

The New York Times doesn't want to admit that some people on the left retain their primitive, uncultured aversion to the sexualization of children and also notice its increasing mainstreaming, so the leftwing Bernie Sanders lover Sh0eOnHead becomes "one Twitter user."

Simpler that way. Mustn't complicate the Narrative.

What's Sam Brinton been doing since he was quietly put on leave while the Biden Administration scrambles to figure out how to cover up his brazen theft...?

Why, putting on spanking kink seminars, of course.

This "man" is in charge of the nation's spent radioactive materials and fuel rods, and subject to blackmail.

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
The adults are back in charge guys.

Don LeMon insisted to a surprised Stephen Colbert that akshually, CNN was never liberal.

"Word on the street is that you guys aren't allowed to be liberal anymore. Is that the case?" Colbert asked.
"I don't think we ever were liberal," Lemon replied.
Lemon's answer drew a surprised response from Colbert, who replied, "What?"
"Yes, I don't think we ever were," Lemon insisted.
"Not me saying that, that's the people out there saying that he's not letting you be liberal anymore," Colbert said.

And Don LeMon never committed sexual assault, and then had his insurance company or their lawyers pay the complaining witness to go away and sign a statement that he was "mistaken" about being sexually assaulted.

Wut? The Swiss might ban the use of electric cars over the winter to... save energy.

But but but I thought...

Oh nevermind. It's all ClownWorld (TM) now.

The European Union jumped on the electric vehicle craze well ahead of other parts of the world, particularly after the Paris climate accord. But in typical socialist fashion, they weren't content with simply encouraging people to switch to EVs. Many European countries almost immediately started making plans to ban gas-powered cars and trucks and make EVs mandatory. Lots of Europeans wanted to get out ahead of the curve and began snapping the newer models up. But then came the start of the war in Ukraine, cutting energy supplies just as Europe was trying to wean itself off of fossil fuels. Now, in a rather embarrassing reversal, Switzerland is considering legislation that would ban people from driving electric vehicles except in urgent conditions over the winter because there simply might not be enough juice on the grid to recharge them.

The plan would ban the use of electric cars except for absolutely necessary journeys.

Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles
10:18 AM Nov 29, 2022

I rate that a Hate Fact (TM).

Someone give Joe Biden a cognitive test -- looks like he forgot one of his grandchildren for the second Christmas in a row.

Justin Roiland guest-voices on Red Letter Media to do the Rick and Morty voices. I guess the last season didn't improve things, if he has to go on RLM to do promotion.

I'm not a hater -- I really liked the show. But season 5? Wow, that was bad. Bad enough that I'm waiting to watch season 6 until it's free somewhere.

I missed this in my Fauci thread yesterday: over the Thanksgiving weekend, Fauci excused China for withholding information about covid, and suggested it was Trump's fault that they withheld vital, life-saving information about their pet plague from the world. I mean, after all, he accurately stated that covid came from China:

Fauci defends China for covering up COVID origins, blames Trump for it pic.twitter.com/U08yPQxxL5
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 27, 2022

Notice he quickly extends this "Trump's Fault" defense to cover for China also refusing to come clean with Biden. "That horse is out of the barn," The Master Scientist explains, scientifically.

The Master Scientist just doesn't understand what politics is doing in any discussion of covid at all, as a matter of fact!

Speaking with moderator Margaret Brennan on CBS's "Face the Nation," Fauci said he is keeping an open mind, but he reiterated that the evidence is "quite strong" that the virus occurred naturally.
"They're very suspicious of anybody trying to accuse them," Fauci said of the Chinese government. "We need to have an open dialogue with their scientists and our scientists, keep the politics out of it."
Republicans have indicated they plan to investigate the origins of the pandemic upon taking the House majority in January as well as Fauci himself, suggesting COVID-19 instead originated from a laboratory.

"All of my colleagues, keep an absolutely open mind," Fauci said on CBS. "We've got to investigate every possibility because this is too important not to do that. That's not incompatible with saying the scientific evidence still weighs much more strongly that this is a natural occurrence. You must keep your mind open that it's something other than that."
But Fauci pushed back on the notion that the Chinese Communist Party covered up the pandemic's origins.

The guy who enlisted scientists he funded through government grants to repudiate their prior claim that the virus looked man-made and instead publish an article stating that it must be naturally occurring, and then planted stories in both the scientific and general press smearing top scholars as deranged Grandma Killers for opposing general lockdowns -- that guy now says "politics shouldn't be a part of this."

Scooter practices his new job, which is the same as his old one: Obsessive Democrat Twitter Troll.

Check out the context Twitter users added to the bottom of Scooter's tweet:

pic.twitter.com/rtxlA6I4hd
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) November 28, 2022

pic.twitter.com/CecsPsiAhm
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 1, 2022

Racism is bad you guys.

If you’re hanging out with black people and want to invite a white person you need to make sure to get permission because not everyone feels comfortable with white people and their shenanigans pic.twitter.com/GnundAdfGl
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 29, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM

Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 06:22 PM (uNylN)

2 Yea! A twofer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 06:22 PM (uNylN)

3 Again? I will go get them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 06:23 PM (uNylN)

4 Can they really unlock those stolen I phones?

I was at best buy to get a new phone last month and there were signs all over the place saying "we don't sell unlocked I phones".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 06:25 PM (uNylN)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

6 If you're hanging out with Day Walkers, and you want to invite an ONTer into the thread, do you have to get permission first?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (a3Q+t)

7 That Britan guy is literally and abomination.

He's a demented, uberf*g John Crier looking motherf**ker.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (up/3i)

8 Libs of tiktok must have read Derbyshire.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (/knpl)

9 TULIP!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (xhaym)

10 Military was told to prepare to intervene in 'Freedom Convoy' protests: official
https://is.gd/yEorHL

Wouldn't this be contrary to posse comitatus?

Posted by: Ciampino - Imagine Trump calling in the troops at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (qfLjt)

11 6 If you're hanging out with Day Walkers, and you want to invite an ONTer into the thread, do you have to get permission first?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (a3Q+t)

Well, you might need to check their Pants status...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2022 06:27 PM (oHd/0)

12 That meme of Ellison is both cruel and accurate.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:27 PM (eyxn4)

13 "Word on the street is that you guys aren't allowed to be liberal anymore. Is that the case?" Colbert asked.
"I don't think we ever were liberal," Lemon replied.

The proper response is "Get the fuck off my show, you lying sack of shit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

14 The plan would ban the use of electric cars except for absolutely necessary journeys.

Reap it, Eurofags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

15 "If you have a token white..."

Dude.

Duuuuude.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:28 PM (eyxn4)

16 Does Canada have posse comitatus rules? I thought they just do what Victoria Neuland tells Justin to say because he is their beloved elder statesman who carries the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 06:29 PM (xhaym)

17 Yeah

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 01, 2022 06:30 PM (YglAn)

18 That wife cartoon is disturbingly accurate.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

19 I think Rick & Morty S.6 has been mostly good. Ep. 7 had some moments that made me actually laugh, which they couldn't manage in S.5 at all. Probably still not totally worthy of paying for, but I was optimistic.

Posted by: Octochicken at December 01, 2022 06:30 PM (oCS0o)

20 Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Te Laws of Thermodynamics laugh and laugh.

Foreseeable. An inevitable policy failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 06:31 PM (u82oZ)

21 > Wut? The Swiss might ban the use of electric cars over the winter to... save energy.

That's why I drive an ICE. Shame on all of you for driving electricity guzzling vehicles.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:31 PM (eyxn4)

22 So Pennywise is handling US Nuclear Waste.

"It all floats down here, kids!"

Posted by: DaisyB at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (AbL8c)

23
I'm uncomfortable being around people of any persuasion.

'It's nature's way, it's nature's way."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (enJYY)

24 What "copywrite" violation is Alyssa Milano jabbering on about? Is it the fact that she's cosplaying as a character from Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale? Did Alyssa secure permission for that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

25 Justin Roiland guest-voices on Red Letter Media to do the Rick and Morty voices. I guess the last season didn't improve things, if he has to go on RLM to do promotion.

Got 2 minutes in. Not funny. Not entertaining. 2 minutes I won't get back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

26 >>If you’re hanging out with black people and want to invite a white person you need to make sure to get permission because not everyone feels comfortable with white people and their shenanigans

Look at the DOJ crime rates by race toots and get back to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

27 10 Military was told to prepare to intervene in 'Freedom Convoy' protests: official
https://is.gd/yEorHL

Wouldn't this be contrary to posse comitatus?
Posted by: Ciampino - Imagine Trump calling in the troops at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM (qfLjt)

Laws mean what Democrats want them to mean.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

28 See look, Alyssa Milano’s white shenanigans are causing trauma for all.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2022 06:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

29 You can't tell me you think that 'guy' (?) doesn't know his way around a spent rod, ace?

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 06:33 PM (HF1PR)

30 Military was told to prepare to intervene in 'Freedom Convoy' protests: official
https://is.gd/yEorHL

Wouldn't this be contrary to posse comitatus?
Posted by: Ciampino

Not in Canada.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 06:33 PM (KAi1n)

31 "All of my colleagues, keep an absolutely open mind," Fauci said on CBS. "We've got to investigate every possibility because this is too important not to do that. That's not incompatible with saying the scientific evidence still weighs much more strongly that this is a natural occurrence. You must keep your mind open that it's something other than that."

Someone. Anyone. Please. End him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I hate to see Apple being attacked by white supremicists

Posted by: Regular joe at December 01, 2022 06:33 PM (nnp+f)

33 > I think Rick & Morty S.6 has been mostly good. Ep. 7 had some moments that made me actually laugh, which they couldn't manage in S.5 at all. Probably still not totally worthy of paying for, but I was optimistic.

I liked when Morty and his sister were relatively innocent and normal.

Now everyone in their family, except the dad is a complete asshole. The dad is an asshole, but in a less overt way.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

34 I thought the Mr. Nimbus episode was classic but there have been some real clunkers the last two seasons.

Posted by: Kevin at December 01, 2022 06:34 PM (8023W)

35 Can't find any Shoeonhead info about this.

Trends left, but hates transgender and groomers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM (uLr+K)

36 not everyone feels comfortable with white people and their shenanigans

-
I shenanan with the best of them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM (FVME7)

37 >>>I think Rick & Morty S.6 has been mostly good. Ep. 7 had some moments that made me actually laugh, which they couldn't manage in S.5 at all. Probably still not totally worthy of paying for, but I was optimistic.

good to know. because I don't have cable, I used to buy the whole seasons on Amazon, but after season 5, I decided, "I'll wait until it's on Hulu, and then watch it at a friend's place."

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM (C1Zwz)

38 I agree that season 5 R&M was one of the worst seasons they've ever put out, but season 6 is absolutely one of their best. The writing has been fantastic, the characters have grown (Jerry in particular is no longer a punching bag, while still being recognizably "Jerry"), and over all, everything is just clicking better then any other point of the show. Even it's worst episode this season (probibly E7) is lightyears ahead of the best episodes from last season.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phill Collins at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM (xk3M4)

39 In that iphone theft video at one point I see the thug falter for a moment probably from breathing in the dense fog of soy being emmited by all the betas standing around and doing nothing. But he recovered.👍

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM (hwaFC)

40 I tried watching Rickets and Mortifier and found it tryhard garbage. I bet dollars to donuts the show runner pitched it to the Back2theFuture IP owners as "Doc and Marty" and got their hair blasted back.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM (IyrhE)

41 The Canadian Military isn't what is used to be capability wise.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

42 What "copywrite" violation is Alyssa Milano jabbering on about? Is it the fact that she's cosplaying as a character from Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale? Did Alyssa secure permission for that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

Almost certainly using her picture to make a meme. Her grasp of copyright law is probably a few years out of date, since that very special episode of "Who's the Boss"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

43 I hate to see Apple being attacked by white supremicists
Posted by: Regular joe at December 01, 2022 06:33 PM (nnp+f)

Burn it down, plough the ashes under, and salt the land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (tkR6S)

44 > If you’re hanging out with black people and want to invite a white person you need to make sure to get permission because not everyone feels comfortable with white people and their shenanigans

This is unadulterated racism.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (eyxn4)

45 >>>34 I thought the Mr. Nimbus episode was classic but there have been some real clunkers the last two seasons.

I thought the first two episodes of season 5 were great but then it really s'ed the bed. The last episode was decent as far as lore and bringing back Evil Morty. The episodes in between were just bad. Some of them were just embarrassing.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (C1Zwz)

46 MIT - where smart kids go to get turned into high profile criminal deviants with execrable taste

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (Kd4bG)

47 26 she appears to be Asian, which I understand is white adjacent and therefore equally bad. Wonder if her POC friend group has given her the heave hoe yet.

Honestly, who refers to the friends as POC friend group or white or whatever? My friends are just that, my friends. I call them by their names, not their color. Go figure.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 Balenciaga's parent company sells things way more disturbing than bondage teddy bears

https://bit.ly/3ivSIGj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (FVME7)

49 How are those Swiss people going to get to the grocery store to buy their bugs without their electric cars?

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2022 06:37 PM (j0NAL)

50 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta evenin to ya, gov'nor.

How is your eyepatch / eye?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

51 HA!

Enjoy, Apple. You own this.

Oh, and that Asian chick is broken. Seriously broken.

Racist cünt

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Rick and Morty started in 2011 as a gay pedo joke of Dan Harmon's, where Rick would constantly demand that Morty blow him to 'save the world'. This was the concept right up until the pilot, just gay blow job jokes with underaged kids.

This is even in the wikipedia article for R&M

To say I'm not a fan of Rick and Morty is to put it mildly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 06:38 PM (XvPQV)

53 Honestly, who refers to the friends as POC friend group or white or whatever? My friends are just that, my friends. I call them by their names, not their color. Go figure.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2022 06:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

They aren't her friends. They are her faction, assuming they aren't imaginary as well. Its currency in the halls of the woke.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

54 >>>I bet dollars to donuts the show runner pitched it to the Back2theFuture IP owners as "Doc and Marty" and got their hair blasted back.

it did in fact start as Doc and Marty, when it was just a personal project. but he never pitched it to the holders of the rights, AFAIK.

BTW the owners of the Back to the Future property, the writer and director, insist there will never be a sequel or a reboot or remake. And Hollywood is waiting for them to die so they can do a sequel or a reboot or a remake.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 06:38 PM (C1Zwz)

55 I'm white and I can out shenanigan most of the other white people I know.

I possess shenanigan superpowers.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

56 Who writes the NYT headlines and articles, Satan himself?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2022 06:39 PM (AiZBA)

57 Who writes the NYT headlines and articles, Satan himself?

It's a living.

Posted by: Satan at December 01, 2022 06:40 PM (AbL8c)

58 Asians wrote the book on racism.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

59 I love my shenanigans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

60 "How is your eyepatch / eye?"

Doing well.

Follow-up tomorrow, then hopefully head home on Monday.

Then a follow-up around Jan-13 to bring us back up here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 06:40 PM (uLr+K)

61 Do I need written permission, or is verbal permission OK? If not, does the written permission need to be notarized? Is there a form?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 01, 2022 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

62 There's a verizon (? Not sure) store in philly where the employees got tied up while the store was looted

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 06:41 PM (Kd4bG)

63 Napoleon @ 56-
Yep, pretty much Stan's handiwork.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 06:41 PM (/knpl)

64 This "man" is in charge of the nation's spent radioactive materials and fuel rods, and subject to blackmail.
------

I just do not see a problem here.

Posted by: Admiral 'Rachel' Levine at December 01, 2022 06:41 PM (XnsY+)

65 No, only whitey mcwhite boys can be racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 06:42 PM (63Dwl)

66 "I possess shenanigan superpowers. "

My superpower is turning beer into urine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 06:42 PM (uLr+K)

67 At least we're talking about SHEnannigans.

If we were talking about HEnannigans, that would be misogyny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 01, 2022 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

68 Watched the apple store robbery video.

If I was in the store and that happened, damn right I would not get involved. I'd stand back, or try to leave the store. But I certainly wouldn't try to deter the thieves. This is what apple supports. Let them
Have it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 06:42 PM (diVr5)

69 > I'm not a hater -- I really liked the show. But season 5? Wow, that was bad. Bad enough that I'm waiting to watch season 6 until it's free somewhere.

I was trying to think what was in season five, so I looked at an episode list. Nope, didn't recognize any of them. Apparently the last Rick & Morty episode I've watched was season four episode eight, The Vat of Acid Episode.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:42 PM (eyxn4)

70 After reading Nuclear Waste Puppy's Saga I wonder if he really does anything constructive for the government daily

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 06:43 PM (xhxe8)

71 57, not 56.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 06:43 PM (/knpl)

72 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Good luck! We are all counting on you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

73 Why are so many People of Melanin trying to break into this horribly racist country?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Is our BigGov sold out to banker/globalists, or owned by China? In either case, "they" perceive We the People as their enemy, an existential threat to their "elitist lifestyle forever".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2022 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

75 > If I was in the store and that happened, damn right I would not get involved.

Same. As long as they were just robbing the Apple store and not threatening deadly violence, I don't care. Tim Apple can suck it.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:44 PM (eyxn4)

76 Thanks Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 06:44 PM (uLr+K)

77 I ain't got time for shenanigans and instead go right for hijinks.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 06:44 PM (hwaFC)

78 The years, surgeons and lack of brains have not been kind to Alyssa.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 06:45 PM (5pTK/)

79 Skip

He provided foreign intelligence networks with a list of blackmail-able bad actors. If that POS likes you, and you are in the government, you can be turned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

80 62 my bad it was in Vorhees NJ
https://tinyurl.com/2s3er58x

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 06:45 PM (Kd4bG)

81

I am so tired of 'urban black' people shit. It's exhausting.

Posted by: Just Sayin at December 01, 2022 06:45 PM (dtI1U)

82 I was surprised to see a former bachelor couple (tv show) - they actually got married and have had three kids - post a video of themselves burning their balagalencia (sp?) stuff in a trash can.

Good for them

Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (szWS4)

83 Shenanigans is an English to Chinese to English word. Or this person watches old movies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (shQKB)

84 If I was in the store and that happened, damn right I would not get involved. I'd stand back, or try to leave the store. But I certainly wouldn't try to deter the thieves. This is what apple supports. Let them
Have it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

If we truly lived in a Cyberpunk world, the goods would have a special switch that turned on when stolen and bounties would be sent out across the area for "KILL OR CAPTURE" blinking in red.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (IyrhE)

85 > I ain't got time for shenanigans and instead go right for hijinks.

I think I got involved in a ballyhoo once. I didn't like it.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (eyxn4)

86 And I have doubts Fauci or any other of this high profile Fake Vak pushers ever took their own medicine

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (xhxe8)

87 If you're hanging out with Day Walkers, and you want to invite an ONTer into the thread, do you have to get permission first?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 06:26 PM

Nah. Shenanigans are presumed at all times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (Wnv9h)

88 This "man" is in charge of the nation's spent radioactive materials and fuel rods, and subject to blackmail.

Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 06:47 PM (7JunJ)

89 Anonymous sources tell me Sam Brinton had laser hair removal and his nuts look like miniature walnuts.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2022 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

90 What boggles the mind: kinky sex fetish guy is probably not the weirdest person hired by this administration.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 06:48 PM (5pTK/)

91 There was a very high ranked female doctor at NIH I had the chance to listen to for a couple of years.

One of her best lines was: "Absolutely no to dating plastic surgeons." There were no follow-up questions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

92 She may be on the left, she may never stop talking about how wonderful she thinks transgenderism is, but she doesn't like child pr0n and calls it out when she sees it.

==

Great ! She has red lines ! Wunderbar !!

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

93 https://tinyurl.com/bpa7zwk9

Nothing to add, other than that I love this headline.

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 06:48 PM (cPGH3)

94 So is it "shenanigans is my superpower" or "shenanigans are my superpower?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2022 06:49 PM (sWM8x)

95 ShoeOnhead (June Nicole Lapine)

Haven't thought of her in a long while. Would only see here posts here. Pretty gal. Very well put together.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2022 06:49 PM (sAmhv)

96 Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 06:47 PM (7JunJ)
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It's actually superstraight and lied to get this job?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 06:49 PM (5pTK/)

97 16 Does Canada have posse comitatus rules? I thought they just do what Victoria Neuland tells Justin to say because he is their beloved elder statesman who carries the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 06:29 PM (xhaym)
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Canada? probably not. Silly of me, I was thinking USA. Thry did get the Natl. Guard out in DC.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Imagine Trump calling in the troops at December 01, 2022 06:49 PM (qfLjt)

98 Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Posted by: Mac at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (ZSK0i)

99 EXCLUSIVE: Biden's married, non-binary nuclear waste guru who stole woman's $2,325 bag from airport hosted SPANKING seminar at kink conference just weeks later - under 'NuclearNerd' nickname that's still in use on fetish hookup website

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If you wrote the trashiest novel one could imagine, and included the ~~"highlights"~~ lowlights of the past six years' insanity -- including this headline -- nobody would have believed or bought it, and you'd likely have been involuntarily committed as a danger to yourself and others.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (K3TEc)

100 95:Would only see her posts here.

(Oops)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (sAmhv)

101 Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy,

No, we're not gonna go check his last two addresses!

Posted by: The EFF Bee EYE at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (cPGH3)

102 Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

He is hiding who hired him, who allows him to conduct Spanking Seminars of government time, and a long list of transitory sex partners or the pet's manes and breed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (u82oZ)

103 Can't find any Shoeonhead info about this.

Trends left, but hates transgender and groomers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 06:35 PM

She's seriously confused. The bunny is cute, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

104 You white pipo and you she-nan-eye-gans.

Shhheeeesshhh!

I just can even..............................................

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (1DgE4)

105 They presumed that he knew how to handle spent rods.

Get it? I said rods. Like fishing rod.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (shQKB)

106 After reading Nuclear Waste Puppy's Saga I wonder if he really does anything constructive for the government daily
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 06:43 PM (xhxe8

He is a government employee and follows the strict federal policy of having to watch at least 4 hours of pron a day plus 2, 15 minute breaks and 1 hour lunch.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (kts79)

107 Shenanigans is an English to Chinese to English word. Or this person watches old movies.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (shQKB)

It seems to have first shown up in print in 1857 or so on the West Coast. Some try to tie it to some Gaelic phrase but that seems doubtful. I haven't seen the Chinese angle anywhere.

Now, in the Classic SF story "A Martian Odyssey" where the multinational crew is listening to the hero's tale of his hike across Mars, a crewman asks what the word means and another says that it comes from the French phrase "Je Ne Sais Quoi" -- I don't know what.

Not sure if that was a joke by Author Weinbaum or a real theory in the 1930s.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

108 Milano argues about copyright infringement, but she does not dispute that her vagina smells like cat piss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 06:52 PM (mP+mW)

109 Shenanigans. That is when you pull an opposing player's sweater over his head and pummel the ever loving shit out of him.

You get 5 minutes, you go to the box. You feel shame and then you get free.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

110 93 https://tinyurl.com/bpa7zwk9

Nothing to add, other than that I love this headline.
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 06:48 PM (cPGH3)

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Posted by: Bhikkhu George Costanza at December 01, 2022 06:52 PM (PiwSw)

111 85 > I ain't got time for shenanigans and instead go right for hijinks.

I think I got involved in a ballyhoo once. I didn't like it.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (eyxn4)

I used to caper a lot....until I twisted my knee.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (BdMk6)

112 So is it "shenanigans is my superpower" or "shenanigans are my superpower?"
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2022 06:49 PM (sWM8x)

its plural, so the second one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

113
I'm a Middle Class guy with a Millionaire to Billionaire wife.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (MoZTd)

114 My vagina smells like cat piss

and looks like a giant Japanese oyster.

https://tinyurl.com/b2w53yrx

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

115 83 Shenanigans is an English to Chinese to English word. Or this person watches old movies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 06:46 PM (shQKB)
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Concise Oxford Dic. says unknown origin. I always thought it was of Irish provenance.

Posted by: Ciampino - There are bars called that at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (qfLjt)

116 He is a government employee and follows the strict federal policy of having to watch at least 4 hours of pron a day plus 2, 15 minute breaks and 1 hour lunch.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (kts79)
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You left out the mandatory 2-hour nap...Which leaves around 1 hour for actual, honest (stop laughing!) work...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 06:54 PM (BpYfr)

117 Milano argues about copyright infringement, but she does not dispute that her vagina smells like cat piss
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 06:52 PM (mP+mW)

Isnt' that fair use for the purposes of a review, hence the cat piss?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

118 >>> Would only see her posts here.

(Oops)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (sAmhv)

If you liked her posts you should see the rest of her!

Really all these vlogger chicks are next level lighting and filter experts to make themselves look good. Probably the guys too. Take the hours that a teen will spend trying to set up the perfect selfie angle and multiply that by 10.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 06:55 PM (hwaFC)

119 I'm a Middle Class guy with a Millionaire to Billionaire wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (MoZTd)

Well give her back at once!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

120 The deranged guy stole property, and repeatedly Lied to Police. Gee, Flynn did not really lie yet he was removed, persecuted, his family threatened by the BigGov goons ...

but sure, we continue to pretend this is not a terrorist/mafia cartel running our government/country.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Cus5s)

121
Henceforth I will refer to it as the "Pedo-adjacent Democratic party".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (MoZTd)

122 ShoeOnhead (June Nicole Lapine)

Haven't thought of her in a long while. Would only see here posts here. Pretty gal. Very well put together.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2022 06:49 PM

She was very careless about some naughty selfies, too, per the Google machine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (Wnv9h)

123 117 yup and I'm pretty sure her vagina has been fairly used

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (mP+mW)

124 Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. One has to have a sense of shame or fear to be blackmailed. This thing clearly has neither.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (OX9vb)

125 I'm a Middle Class guy with a Millionaire to Billionaire wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (MoZTd)

Your wife's a billionaire? Lucky guy.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (AiZBA)

126 Last night we were watching a "Little House on the Prarie" rerun with our grandchildren, and there was an ad with two guys kissing. Is that really necessary? And besides, shouldn't that be an ad for Bonanza?

Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (ni2c1)

127 I'd be surprised if Milano's vagina smells as good as cat piss.

Posted by: Ken at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (x/WO9)

128 Isnt' that fair use for the purposes of a review, hence the cat piss?
Posted by: Oldcat

Oh, right old man.
Good show. Good show!
(I've been watching Poirot).

Posted by: The EFF Bee EYE at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (cPGH3)

129 Henceforth I will refer to it as the "Pedo-adjacent Democratic party".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (MoZTd)
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I think adjacent sailed long ago.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (5pTK/)

130 If you wrote the trashiest novel one could imagine, and included the "highlights" lowlights of the past six years' insanity -- including this headline -- nobody would have believed or bought it, and you'd likely have been involuntarily committed as a danger to yourself and others.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 06:50 PM (K3TEc)

Face it, we are living in a Ron Goulart sci-fi novel, without the robots.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (xhaym)

131 She's seriously confused. The bunny is cute, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

Yes. She is cute.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (BdMk6)

132 My vagina smells like cat piss

and looks like a giant Japanese oyster.

https://tinyurl.com/b2w53yrx
Posted by: Alyssa Milano

I knew better but nope, I had to go look.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (qoGsy)

133
https://bit.ly/3ivSIGj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks a

Words fail me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (Kd4bG)

134 Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 06:47 PM (7JunJ)

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In '98 I received a phone call from a DOD investigator doing a background check on a neighbor two doors down who was up for a National Guard promotion in rank. He was asking me all sorts of questions to determine if he was a candidate for or might possibly be subjected to blackmail (Does he have frequent parties? Does he drink? Does he do drugs? Does he gamble? Does he cheat on his wife? Do strangers frequently come-and-go from his home? Has he made any auspicious purchases? etc.).

Afterward, once I'd hung up the phone, it immediately occurred to me the irony of the fact that the current slimeball (and IMHO traitor) Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Military would not have been able to pass such a background check ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (K3TEc)

135 Sam Brinton, in more civilized times, would be tar and feathered, and then tied to an ant hill.

In more civilized times.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2022 06:58 PM (sAmhv)

136 Fags just cannot seem to help themselves. When they see some nice thing, they help themselves to it. Just like Sam Brinton and the Gucci bag, there was a fag Member of Parliament for a district in Burnaby, B.C. for many years, Svend Robinson, by name. I knew him at university, and he was a jerkoff then, too.

Well, Svend was depressed because he and his butt buddy had broken up, or something, and he was at an event where a jeweler was handing around a honking big diamond ring. Well, Robinson just palmed it, and tried to claim he'd never seen it, but witnesses ratted him out. That ended his political career. I have no idea if he is even still alive. Nor do I care.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2022 06:58 PM (tkR6S)

137 114 My vagina smells like cat piss

and looks like a giant Japanese oyster.

https://tinyurl.com/b2w53yrx

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
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Is that served with spotted dick?

Posted by: Ciampino - many diseased appendages must have at December 01, 2022 06:58 PM (qfLjt)

138 “This "man" is in charge of the nation's spent radioactive materials and fuel rods, and subject to blackmail.”

Well, why not? He certainly has quite a bit of firsthand knowledge on rods.

Posted by: SHCon at December 01, 2022 06:58 PM (2+CZ5)

139 Afterward, once I'd hung up the phone, it immediately occurred to me the irony of the fact that the current slimeball (and IMHO traitor) Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Military would not have been able to pass such a background check ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (K3TEc)

Depends on what answers they were looking for.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

140 That Brinton thing literally makes me sick.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (sVtYq)

141 She's seriously confused. The bunny is cute, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

Yes. She is cute.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM

She is, but I was referring to her pet bunny who often appears at the end of her videos.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (Wnv9h)

142
Your wife's a billionaire? Lucky guy.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (AiZBA)

__________

Almost 70 and still as foxy as hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (MoZTd)

143 124 he can't be blackmailed for his kink , but he could be blackmailed for other thefts. "Ok I'll give you radioactive waste if you don't tell about me stealing five furs"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (mP+mW)

144 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (T4tVD)

145 I actually think Middle Class Wife is quite hot. Nice rack, redhead, not particularly stylish but that's okay because I'm straight, and she looks like she'd be dynamite in the sack.

Posted by: Ken at December 01, 2022 07:00 PM (x/WO9)

146 Words fail me
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM (Kd4bG)
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There's always stabby stuff.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

147 135 hey even we have standards -ants

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 07:00 PM (mP+mW)

148 "Copywrite infringement?" I used to be a copywriter! And my vagina smells like David Austin roses!

Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2022 07:00 PM (ni2c1)

149 hiya
JT

Backatcha. Had to lose that dirty sock somehow.

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 07:01 PM (cPGH3)

150 There's always stabby stuff.
Posted by: Blake

For which I am truly grateful

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 07:01 PM (Kd4bG)

151 Every Apple Store I've seen has had a uniformed security guard at the door. I guess they could save some $$ by replacing him with a cigar store Indian for all the good he's doing.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2022 07:01 PM (nfrXX)

152 I actually think Middle Class Wife is quite hot. Nice rack, redhead, not particularly stylish but that's okay because I'm straight, and she looks like she'd be dynamite in the sack.
Posted by: Ken at December 01, 2022 07:00 PM (x/WO9)

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2022 07:01 PM (AiZBA)

153 I wonder if the transexual spanker has/had a higher security clearance than me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (dO/0d)

154 But does her cat’s breath smell like cat food?

Posted by: His name is Neo, he stops bullets with his hand at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (B6sLZ)

155 https://bit.ly/3ivSIGj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks a

Words fail me
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 06:57 PM

Kill it with fire.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (Wnv9h)

156 but sure, we continue to pretend this is not a terrorist/mafia cartel running our government/country.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Cus5s)

Who's this "we" you speak of? I've realized this since the Clinton years.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (BdMk6)

157 114 My vagina smells like cat piss
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That won't be our next scented candle, Sistah.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (sWM8x)

158 Almost 70 and still as foxy as hell.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:59 PM (MoZTd)

So when she's with your Borzoi does that make her a fox among the hounds?

(Thank you, thank you! Try the veal!)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (Kd4bG)

159 I actually think Middle Class Wife is quite hot. Nice rack, redhead, not particularly stylish but that's okay because I'm straight, and she looks like she'd be dynamite in the sack.
Posted by: Ken

And does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?
Little Big Man's Grandfather

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 07:03 PM (cPGH3)

160 152 they live across town.

Posted by: Ken at December 01, 2022 07:03 PM (x/WO9)

161 Ace, I would not be surprised if Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale have worked out in their wills that Universal can’t make anything new with Back to the Future after they’re dead. If not, they ought to. And put damn good lawyers in charge of their estates.

Posted by: His name is Neo, he stops bullets with his hand at December 01, 2022 07:03 PM (B6sLZ)

162 I recall a bunch of monks were shaking down tourists in SF. They would hand you something, a fake coin, a booklet, whatever and then demand you pay them for it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at December 01, 2022 07:04 PM (jTmQV)

163 > Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?

I have a feeling this freak's got levels of freakiness that are nigh on unfathomable.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 07:04 PM (eyxn4)

164 >>>white people and their shenanigans

Like paying for merchandise and services?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2022 07:05 PM (hgD8w)

165 yup and I'm pretty sure her vagina has been fairly used
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 06:56 PM (mP+mW)

Saddle soap, Fiebing's

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 07:05 PM (hwaFC)

166 but sure, we continue to pretend this is not a terrorist/mafia cartel running our government/country.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2022 06:55 PM (Cus5s)

Who's this "we" you speak of? I've realized this since the Clinton years.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 07:02 PM (BdMk6)

I'd prefer a Mafia cartel. They had limits on what they'd steal.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

167 ---
You left out the mandatory 2-hour nap...Which leaves around 1 hour for actual, honest (stop laughing!) work...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Unless, one word: Maternity Leave

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (vNC/Y)

168 164 >>>white people and their shenanigans

Like paying for merchandise and services?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2022 07:05 PM (hgD8w)

Why it’s like these people are longing for apartheid or something!!!

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (Vr12I)

169 https://tinyurl.com/37yt3a99
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (xhxe8)

170 Late to the party, but Indiana Jones looks godawful.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (d2bW3)

171 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

"If you look upon her with lust in your heart, put on a sweater."

--the wisdom of Jimmy Carter as related by Brandon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (Kd4bG)

172 "Who's this "we" you speak of? I've realized this since the Clinton years."

yeah, I should have put "we" in quotes. But mostly, it is hard to fully accept how evil "they" are. And a majority still think there is "fairness in society" as a whole. True maybe on a very local level, but Big Corruption is killing the country quickly.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2022 07:07 PM (Cus5s)

173
Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?

__________

The KGB loved to recruit homosexuals, not because they were more susceptible to blackmail but because their covert resentment toward a society that failed to accept them would make them be more willing to rebel against that society by providing secret information.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 07:07 PM (MoZTd)

174 162 I recall a bunch of monks were shaking down tourists in SF. They would hand you something, a fake coin, a booklet, whatever and then demand you pay them for it.

Was this back when there were Hare Krishna in every airport? I swear I saw a couple even as a kid in the 90s; they almost certainly vanished after the security crackdowns post-9/11…

Posted by: His name is Neo, he stops bullets with his hand at December 01, 2022 07:08 PM (B6sLZ)

175 If ye look upon her with lust in your heart, ye have already sinned...
So go ahead an ask, ye fool.

Posted by: Little guy on my shoulder at December 01, 2022 07:08 PM (cPGH3)

176 I recall a bunch of monks were shaking down tourists in SF. They would hand you something, a fake coin, a booklet, whatever and then demand you pay them for it.

Was this back when there were Hare Krishna in every airport? I swear I saw a couple even as a kid in the 90s; they almost certainly vanished after the security crackdowns post-9/11…
Posted by: His name is Neo, he stops bullets with his hand at December 01, 2022 07:08 PM (B6sLZ)

After the Airplane movie people thought they were supposed to punch them out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

177 I recall a bunch of monks were shaking down tourists in SF. They would hand you something, a fake coin, a booklet, whatever and then demand you pay them for it.
Posted by: gourmand
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Recall the Buddhist nuns handing Al Gore a paper sack with $50,000 in cash, as a campaign contribution?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM (vNC/Y)

178 Shoeonhead's twitter thread on this shit.

Not seeing a lot of support from her for the pedo's.

https://tinyurl.com/hkk74tyk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM (uLr+K)

179 Every Apple Store I've seen has had a uniformed security guard at the door. I guess they could save some $$ by replacing him with a cigar store Indian for all the good he's doing.

****************

The last time I went to an Apple Store the security guard gave me this dirty look and him and another guard suddenly materialized out of nowhere and surrounded me.

Because I wasn't wearing a mask. I refused to wear one when they shoved a mask box in my face, caused a scene and went shouty while stupid fucking gawkers looked on with equally dirty looks, and since the "geniuses" in the store refused to honor my appointment I left. I'm sure the police would have arrested me had I stuck around.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM (VTu1l)

180 I'd prefer a Mafia cartel. They had limits on what they'd steal.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

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And I'm pretty sure they took care of kiddie diddlers & other rapists in the appropriate manner.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (K3TEc)

181 Nowadays if I see a monk dressed in a robe I immediately assume it's a con.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (jTmQV)

182 Reeee! You are body shaming a disabled woman!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (7JunJ)

183 Just getting to Bad Blue Videos, #6 is interesting

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (xhxe8)

184 Recall the Buddhist nuns handing Al Gore a paper sack with $50,000 in cash, as a campaign contribution?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM (vNC/Y)

Totally unblocked my chakras, it did!

Posted by: Al Gore at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

185 Recall the Buddhist nuns handing Al Gore a paper sack with $50,000 in cash, as a campaign contribution?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

NO. And you don't either, git me?

Posted by: MkY Enforcer at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (cPGH3)

186 I'm a Middle Class guy with a Millionaire to Billionaire wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (MoZTd

That's called marrying up.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 01, 2022 07:11 PM (l3xVF)

187 The last time I went to an Apple Store the security guard gave me this dirty look and him and another guard suddenly materialized out of nowhere and surrounded me.

Because I wasn't wearing a mask. I refused to wear one when they shoved a mask box in my face, caused a scene and went shouty while stupid fucking gawkers looked on with equally dirty looks, and since the "geniuses" in the store refused to honor my appointment I left. I'm sure the police would have arrested me had I stuck around.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM (VTu1l)

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We've come a LONG WAY since that old 1984 "Big Brother" Super Bowl Apple commercial ... next time bring a giant hammer.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 07:12 PM (K3TEc)

188 The KGB loved to recruit homosexuals, not because they were more susceptible to blackmail but because their covert resentment toward a society that failed to accept them would make them be more willing to rebel against that society by providing secret information.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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See: Sumner Welles, FDR's Under Secretary of State

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:12 PM (oo0rP)

189 "No Controlling Legal Authority" was one of my biggest hits.

Posted by: Algore at December 01, 2022 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

190 We've come a LONG WAY since that old 1984 "Big Brother" Super Bowl Apple commercial ... next time bring a giant hammer.
Posted by: ShainS
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A lot of irony there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:13 PM (oo0rP)

191 See: Sumner Welles, FDR's Under Secretary of State
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.

Posted by: MkY Enforcer at December 01, 2022 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

192 @170

>>Late to the party, but Indiana Jones looks godawful.

The CGI definitely looks awful that's for sure but, at least in the trailer, there look like there are some beats and connective tissue from the first film.

But if the rumors are true it's going to be a disaster.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2022 07:14 PM (up/3i)

193 Sock reset.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 01, 2022 07:14 PM (l3xVF)

194 Everything sort of makes sense once you understand that the Left just wants to be your boss and fuck children.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

195 Pickle Rick!

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (KAi1n)

196 Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.
Posted by: MkY Enforcer at December 01, 2022 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

He was right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (dO/0d)

197 Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.
Posted by: MkY

But I'm sure it's changed in the last 80 years...

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (cPGH3)

198 A bit ironic that the lava is going to take out In yo' way highway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (7JunJ)

199 Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.
Posted by: MkY Enforcer at December 01, 2022 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

He was right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (dO/0d)

197 Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.
Posted by: MkY

But I'm sure it's changed in the last 80 years...
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 07:15 PM (cPGH3)

Oh and yes, nothing has changed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (dO/0d)

200 This could be the best movie ever yet I have no desire to see it. I wonder why.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (sn5EN)

201 I'm a Middle Class guy with a Millionaire to Billionaire wife.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 06:53 PM (MoZTd)

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I was a Lower Class guy, living in van down by the river, and married Middle Class wife.

Yep, I married up as well ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (K3TEc)

202 Trying to lose the diamond.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (l3xVF)

203 Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.
Posted by: MkY
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Perhaps FDR's adoration of Stalin contributed to that. Perhaps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (oo0rP)

204 And I'm pretty sure they took care of kiddie diddlers & other rapists in the appropriate manner.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 07:10 PM (K3TEc)

Leave the Groomer. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

205 > I recall a bunch of monks were shaking down tourists in SF. They would hand you something, a fake coin, a booklet, whatever and then demand you pay them for it.

They do this in Paris with a string. They'll put it on your shoulder or try to shake your hand. They'll hang onto you and try to pressure you to take it. It's good luck, what are you, racist?

Once they get it on you, they will refuse to take it back. Then they demand you pay them for it.

https://youtu.be/ujbBxJtTGB4

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (eyxn4)

206 Perhaps FDR's adoration of Stalin contributed to that. Perhaps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (oo0rP)

The only one FDR ever adored was FDR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2022 07:17 PM (dO/0d)

207 I'm not sure I've ever shenaniganned in my life. I may have but I'm not sure. I'm not even sure if I even know what a shenanigan is.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (eGTCV)

208 136 that's because they are trying to convince themselves that they are badass sexual outlaws, instead of the hall monitor types they actually are.

The actual rebels learned how to do manly work, so that they could work on their cars and motorcycles. Then they grew up and used those trades to make money.

The sissy boys joined choir because mommy told them to, and now desperately are trying to prove that they are the real rebels.

Posted by: Ken at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (x/WO9)

209 We've come a LONG WAY since that old 1984 "Big Brother" Super Bowl Apple commercial ... next time bring a giant hammer.
Posted by: ShainS
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A lot of irony there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:13 PM (oo0rP)

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LOL. The perfect nic for that response ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (K3TEc)

210 A bit ironic that the lava is going to take out In yo' way highway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Lava - 'Tough On Dirt'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (oeYLT)

211 My husband settled.

He could've done much better.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (UWWPY)

212 > Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?

I have a feeling this freak's got levels of freakiness that are nigh on unfathomable.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 07:04 PM (eyxn4)

That guy could stink up a hotel room for sure.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

213 If you're hanging out with Day Walkers, and you want to invite an ONTer into the thread, do you have to get permission first?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

ONTers Use Side Door.

Moose out front shoulda told ya!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 01, 2022 07:19 PM (YJwUM)

214 LOL. The perfect nic for that response ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Had lunch at Chipolte.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:19 PM (oeYLT)

215 Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?

There is a picture of him worshipping in church with a MAGA hat on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 07:20 PM (6Dtba)

216 Honestly, is it really possible to blackmail this dude? What else does he have to hide?
__________

The KGB loved to recruit homosexuals, not because they were more susceptible to blackmail but because their covert resentment toward a society that failed to accept them would make them be more willing to rebel against that society by providing secret information.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

straight sex with a biological female. and she is over 16. for his fagot ass, that's blackmailable.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 01, 2022 07:20 PM (3CCua)

217 For completeness, this is the conference that Dogboi stole the luggage at:
https://www.outforundergrad.org/engineering

'Inspiring keynote speeches from senior LGBTQ+ engineering executives' etc.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 07:20 PM (24fqN)

218 A lot of irony there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:13 PM (oo0rP)

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LOL. The perfect nic for that response ...

******

**golf clap**

Posted by: MC Hammer at December 01, 2022 07:21 PM (VTu1l)

219 A bit ironic that the lava is going to take out In yo' way highway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lava seeps tonight
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lava seeps tonight
In yo' way In yo' way
In yo' way In yo' way

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 07:21 PM (FVME7)

220 umner Welles

.....

but... he was married 3 times!

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2022 07:22 PM (V13WU)

221 Is it possible to commit a single shenanigan?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 01, 2022 07:22 PM (eGTCV)

222 "A bit ironic that the lava is going to take out In yo' way highway."

The tourists came for the lava anyway. Now they don't have to drive as far to see it.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 07:22 PM (24fqN)

223 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (oo0rP)

Your hash is some impressive pig latin.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2022 07:23 PM (IyrhE)

224 203 the last time the Dems turned on a commie was when they kicked Henry Wallace to the sidelines and replaced him with Harry Truman.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 07:23 PM (mP+mW)

225 Is it possible to commit a single shenanigan?
Posted by: That NLurker

Well, once, as a freshman in college...

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 07:23 PM (cPGH3)

226 Leave the Groomer. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 01, 2022 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 07:23 PM (K3TEc)

227 "Is it possible to commit a single shenanigan?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? "

Yes, but you probably will shenaniganagain.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 07:24 PM (sn5EN)

228 The actual rebels learned how to do manly work, so that they could work on their cars and motorcycles. Then they grew up and used those trades to make money.
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The guy that inspected my truck today was replacing the front brake pads on his Mustang, between customers.

When he went to pull the truck in, he exclaimed, 'It's a manual transmission! Allllllright!'

So was his Mustang. We lapsed into car talk as he gave the truck a cursory inspection.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 01, 2022 07:24 PM (gUQwJ)

229 I know ace has been courting Lizzo, I'm just wondering where she falls on the scale.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 07:24 PM (geVLo)

230 I shenaniganed once, but in my defense, I was drunk and thought I was at a rumpus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2022 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

231 I'm just wondering where she falls on the scale.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

She doesn't fall on the scale, she lightens the scale.
Idjit!

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2022 07:25 PM (cPGH3)

232 After the Airplane movie people thought they were supposed to punch them out.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 07:09 PM

You mean we aren't supposed to do that?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 07:25 PM (Wnv9h)

233 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 01, 2022 07:26 PM (PiwSw)

234 Say what you want about the Mafia, but they had scruples == No killing kids or wives, and no kicking pregnant women in the belly.

No matter how much she deserved it.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 01, 2022 07:26 PM (nnp+f)

235 229 somewhere between 350_400lbs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 07:26 PM (mP+mW)

236 Gotta tell you, if you imagine it in Chuy voice, it sounds both cruel, and funny.

https://tinyurl.com/3792uvs8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 07:26 PM (uLr+K)

237 Nood for the 3rd time today.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 07:27 PM (uNylN)

238 Yes, but you probably will shenaniganagain.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 01, 2022 07:27 PM (MsRtR)

239 Is it possible to commit a single shenanigan?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 01, 2022 07:22 PM (eGTCV)

It is rumored that was a skill of the Shenanigani tribe, but they no longer exist. The secret was lost with the last one.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 07:29 PM (xhaym)

240 The only one FDR ever adored was FDR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2022 07:17 PM (dO/0d)

Probably one of the most narcissistic presidents. Nixon and Clinton probably others.

Posted by: JmT at December 01, 2022 07:29 PM (ehq/Q)

241 Sam as the Statue of Liberty in front of the White House

https://bit.ly/3H4gkfl

This is what we're about.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 01, 2022 07:31 PM (iEXgF)

242 My husband settled.

He could've done much better.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 07:18 PM (UWWPY)

I say the same thing about my intended. She could have much better but she chose me.

I could go crazy with the "why why why".

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 01, 2022 07:32 PM (1DgE4)

243 See: Sumner Welles, FDR's Under Secretary of State
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Churchill thought the entire American State Dept. were commie.
Posted by: MkY Enforcer at December 01, 2022 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

The Veep was.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 07:39 PM (eoQWY)

244 To think, I left that goat farmer with a patrician neck for my wife.

Either way, I traded up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 01, 2022 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

245 109 Shenanigans. That is when you pull an opposing player's sweater over his head and pummel the ever loving shit out of him.

You get 5 minutes, you go to the box. You feel shame and then you get free.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

Or, if you are playing basketball and a taller guy is ahead of you going for a rebound and you grab his shorts at the leg and let him jump out of them.

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 07:42 PM (AmoqO)

246 NY Times seems to have forgotten about the Boogaloo bros? Hard to keep track of all the disinformation ops.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 07:43 PM (F5ekr)

247 IIRC, Buddy Kaye was the host of Shenanigans and he was pretty white. Ipso fatso....

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 01, 2022 07:46 PM (dXilO)

248 247 IIRC, Buddy Kaye was the host of Shenanigans and he was pretty white. Ipso fatso....
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 01, 2022 07:46 PM (dXilO)

Hackett, not Kaye.

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