The Fast and The Furriest

World’s first driving dogs😳 pic.twitter.com/YrEkE0rytN
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) November 19, 2022

Pretty cute, huh?

The story may be old, but it's real. They're really teaching rescue dogs how to drive.

It was all to increase the adoption of dogs from shelters, by showing how smart rescue dogs can be.

For the past two months, animal trainer Mark Vette has been teaching dogs to drive, New Zealand TV station Campbell Live reported.
The lessons are part of a campaign by the New Zealand Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA), meant to clear up "common misconceptions" about rescue dogs.
"Sometimes people think because they're getting an animal that's been abandoned, that somehow it's a second-class animal," SPCA Auckland CEO Christine Kalin told the New Zealand Herald. "Driving a car actively demonstrates to potential rescue dog adopters that you can teach an old dog new tricks."
Kalin added that the canines' achievements behind the wheel shows "just how much potential all dogs from the SPCA have as family pets."
All the new drivers are shelter dogs: Monty, an 18-month Giant Schnauzer, was given to the SPCA when he became too much for his owner to handle. Ginny, a 1-year-old whippets cross, was rescued from an abusive home. Porter, a 10-month old Beardie cross, was abandoned on the streets.
The dogs trained for several weeks before hopping into a real car, modified to accommodate the unique needs of a canine driver.

They showed their road-readiness in a nationally broadcast drivers test. That's where the footage from the first clip comes from, I think.

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 The pre-cafe cafe?

I'll go get the others.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 05:43 PM (OX9vb)

2 My beagle drove me to the Top 5.

Posted by: Boone at November 23, 2022 05:44 PM (h97TH)

3 Hey Benji, see that soyboy leftie soyboy jaywalking across the street? Run him over.

good boy

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 23, 2022 05:44 PM (VTu1l)

4 Bus bench ad circa 1968: "we taught a horse to drive!"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 23, 2022 05:44 PM (TTak+)

5 OK, it's pretty amazing, but I'd be road raging behind that slowpoke.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 05:45 PM (OX9vb)

6 @april impressed by your baklava! Wow!

Also driving dogs: What could go wrong when you run out of Scooby snacks?

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 Turns out the walmart shooter was not a person of palor.

So this story will disappear by Friday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2022 05:45 PM (up/3i)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 05:46 PM (T4tVD)

9 Having a licensed dog driver in your house would be murder on your insurance rates.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 23, 2022 05:46 PM (u73oe)

10 Yeah, well they drive on the wrong side of the road down there!

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

11 Piper, I left a reply to be willowed.

Here we go, folks. Imma go to the grocery store. Pray for me.

Posted by: Catherine at November 23, 2022 05:46 PM (ZSsrh)

12 But, can they parallel park?

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2022 05:46 PM (Ody+I)

13 Bus bench ad circa 1968: "we taught a horse to drive!"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 23, 2022 05:44 PM (TTak+)
___

1968 truly was a dumb year to be born.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 05:47 PM (MVxcn)

14 6 @april impressed by your baklava! Wow!

Also driving dogs: What could go wrong when you run out of Scooby snacks?
Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

Fido? What was that thump as we came out of the driveway....

AND WHERES THE CAT?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 23, 2022 05:47 PM (oHd/0)

15 But, can they parallel park?
Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2022 05:46 PM (Ody+I)

—————-

Scooby can, Lassie can’t.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 23, 2022 05:47 PM (u73oe)

16 Just got back from the grocery store. Packed. Mostly with guys on the phone to their wives or SOs, getting last minute things.

I had to pick up a yellow bell pepper. So 14 miles into town and 14 miles back, based on one bell pepper. First world problems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 23, 2022 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

17 Rebecca is running a temperature, so we will be staying home for Thanksgiving - boo!

We will freeze the pies we were going to take and bring them with us for Christmas. Majorly bummed, but we have other food in the house, so it's all good.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 23, 2022 05:49 PM (SRRAx)

18 they’ll park by a fire hydrant every time if ya let ‘em

Posted by: TheThinMan at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (IO6N+)

19 14 6 @april impressed by your baklava! Wow!

Ah, thanks! Second time I've ever made it. It wasn't as difficult as I expected it to be--last time, I folded up each piece separately, and that is time-consuming.

So, today, I just laid the layers and cut it. It looks divine--hope it tastes as good as it looks.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (OX9vb)

20 Not going to the store today. If I don’t have it I don’t need it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (u73oe)

21 Question for the Horde.

My son just turned 21. For several years, whenever I tell him something that he already knows, instead of just saying “I know,” he’ll say “I’m aware.”

I find this usage very annoying. Have any of you other Hordians encountered this locution in your children?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (atmen)

22 Hope she feels better, Teresa.

Have a nice Thanksgiving.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (MVxcn)

23 I'm betting the dogs know how to use a turn signal unlike most human drivers.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (kts79)

24 The veteran sure beat up Aldrich...

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1595530109653508111

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)

25 Not The Fast and The Furriest?

Be better, ace...be better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 05:51 PM (Wnv9h)

26 Here we go, folks. Imma go to the grocery store. Pray for me.
Posted by: Catherine

Okay

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 05:51 PM (T4tVD)

27 You teach dogs how to drive and next thing you know, society comes unraveled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 05:51 PM (guGkK)

28 Stopped at the liquor store after the new battery. It was a mad house.

Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2022 05:51 PM (Ur3ox)

29 I find this usage very annoying. Have any of you other Hordians encountered this locution in your children?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (atmen)

—————

Once.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 23, 2022 05:51 PM (u73oe)

30 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (atmen)

Yes, he doesn't use it all the time, but every so often and yes, it is kind of irritating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (vH/6k)

31 seems dumb

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (geLO8)

32 You teach dogs how to drive and next thing you know, society comes unraveled.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 05:51 PM (guGkK)
........

Cats will be flying airplanes!

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

33 Question for the Horde.

My son just turned 21. For several years, whenever I tell him something that he already knows, instead of just saying “I know,” he’ll say “I’m aware.”

I find this usage very annoying. Have any of you other Hordians encountered this locution in your children?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM

Don't know about that one, but the one that drives me crazy is replacing "person" with "human".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)

34 https://youtube.com/shorts/ZO6Ej0WJoYE?feature=share

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (yezA1)

35 26. With you, sister. Also, you are a great mama, doing all the amazing things for your kidilitos.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

36 Mostly with guys on the phone to their wives or SOs, getting last minute things.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Oh, my heart goes out. None of it will be exactly right.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 05:53 PM (OX9vb)

37 First dogs learn to drive, next thing you know dogs are texting while driving. It's pandemonium.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 05:53 PM (guGkK)

38 So will humans start chasing after the dogs hubcaps?

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

39 The veteran sure beat up Aldrich...

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1595530109653508111
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)

Fucker got tuned up bigly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 05:53 PM (UQUAY)

40 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)

Thank goodness son hasn't used that. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2022 05:54 PM (vH/6k)

41 So will humans start chasing after the dogs hubcaps?
Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 05:53 PM

*writes this down*

Posted by: Gary Larsen at November 23, 2022 05:54 PM (Wnv9h)

42 Cats will be flying airplanes!
Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 05:52 PM (v0R5T

And coughing up hairballs on your in flight snacks.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 23, 2022 05:54 PM (kts79)

43
I loved David Bowie's "Driving Dogs"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (1QXex)

44 do you hear that tick ?

Posted by: DOG at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (us2H3)

45 Is there anything about this post that's stochastic?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (guGkK)

46 If Elvis could get a damn job I'd let him borrow the car.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

47 "They're really teaching rescue dogs how to drive."

Which will make rescuing Little Timmy from the well much quicker.

Posted by: Ripley at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (MxEKc)

48 April--dash my lace wigs!

I'm good. Got the best yellow bell pepper left.

And I'm over it already.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 23, 2022 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

49 >Fucker got tuned up bigly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

what a disgusting murderous fat fuck
hope he gets Dahmered in prison

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO8)

50 I will not be impressed until I see one of those mutts execute a 4 wheel drift at speed.
And learn to drive a manual transmission.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)

51 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2022 05:54 PM

Fen, if you have the chance, find Man of God on Prime or YouTube. Outstanding movie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 05:56 PM (Wnv9h)

52 Might be a advantage to training rescue dogs how to drive, maybe even get police dogs to answer calls.

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 05:56 PM (xhxe8)

53 I saw 'rescue dogs' and thought they were teaching K9 first responder dogs to drive ambulances and fire trucks and such.

THAT would have been really cool!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (ykeLU)

54 Chesapeake killer is Andre Bing, a POC.

Isn't it just common sense that we not permit POCs to have guns?

Cabela's should refuse to serve them at the gun counter.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (KiBMU)

55 Maam, I'm so sorry but I just ran over your husband. He just ran right out in front of me.

Posted by: Dog at your front door at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

56 "Gotta drive out to the west end tonight. Timmy fell down another well."

Posted by: Lassie at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (guGkK)

57 Dogs driving cars? Orangutan says, "Hold my beer".

https://tinyurl.com/mry4ptp5

Posted by: Javems at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (AmoqO)

58 Diamond in the back
sunroof top
diggin the scene with a gangster lean

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (geLO8)

59 "They're really teaching rescue dogs how to drive."

Which will make rescuing Little Timmy from the well much quicker.
Posted by: Ripley at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (MxEKc)

Lassie leaps into the General Lee and races back to Uncle Jesse's house.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (UQUAY)

60 Fucking Timmy.

Posted by: Lassie at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM (guGkK)

61 i dunno. had a hard enough time when one of our dogs figured out how to blow the horn.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (v3pYe)

62 This disturbs me to no end.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

63 Lassie leaps into the General Lee and races back to Uncle Jesse's house.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 05:57 PM

Get off my damn leg, you!

Posted by: Daisy Duke at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)

64 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 05:56 PM (Wnv9h)

Is that about Saint Nektorius (sp) of Aegina? I haven't seen the movie but I did see some videos about his life. What an amazing man!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (vH/6k)

65 Are asian breeds less capable driving dogs?

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

66 My dog can't reach the pedals.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (z3WCn)

67 I find this usage very annoying. Have any of you other Hordians encountered this locution in your children?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No. My Army veteran son says, "Roger" or "I'm tracking". The girl spawn answers most things by saying " swag". Irritating as hell.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (Wy1BU)

68 What happens when the dog sees a squirrel or a cat?

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

69 I’d rather share the road with driving dogs than a lot of idiot nyc drivers and esp those shitbird e-bike degenerates

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (x217t)

70 This disturbs me to no end.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

almost as bad as those robots doing backflips and running obstacle courses.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (UQUAY)

71 Are asian breeds less capable driving dogs?
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

You bastard.

Posted by: Ho Chi Minh at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (guGkK)

72 32 Cats will be flying airplanes!

or, at the very least, piloting combat androids

Posted by: nuku nuku at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (v3pYe)

73 driving dog bumper sticker:

I BRAKE FOR KIBBLE

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM (geLO8)

74 Do they turn the car in a circle three times before parking?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (ykeLU)

75 I was behind a car the other day and two dogs were driving.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (sn5EN)

76 I told dad he is only getting turkey from the neighbor's meal this year cuz I'm not going to face the grocery rush. So I have a pork loin from the freezer thawing to cook as our feast meal on the weekend. It will brine and should work fine for cottage pie leftovers. I think it is cottage pie that has mashed taters on top instead of a pie crust. I'll probably buy a turkey breast to cook sometime in December.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (3cGpq)

77 So will humans start chasing after the dogs hubcaps?
Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 05:53 PM

The bigger question, when do we get to piss on their tires?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (VwHCD)

78 Subaru perfected this years ago.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (gmo/4)

79 Relevant: The novel "City", by Clifford Simak. Intelligent dogs feature prominently

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (PiwSw)

80 Are asian breeds less capable driving dogs?
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM

Damned Pekingese can't change lanes for shit.

Posted by: A German Shepherd at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

81 AAA: "Hello?"

"ROWF"

AAA: "Hello, hello?"

"ROWF"

AAA: "Shit, another one just got in an accident."

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

82 Do they turn the car in a circle three times before parking?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM (ykeLU)

Then they pee on the hydrant, just to be sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (guGkK)

83 Are asian breeds less capable driving dogs?
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

It's the parking diagonally across two spots that is the issue.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)

84 Butch, you got a lead paw

shut up, bitch

Posted by: DOG at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (us2H3)

85 Toonces was better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (cP/Ah)

86 German Shepherds are serious drivers on the autobahn.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

87 Wait until one of 'em gets cut off in traffic

That's when the fur will fly.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (gfCY0)

88 The whippet will drive for 10 minutes then sleep the rest of the day.

Posted by: Bosk at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (ZVuYy)

89 Tounces, NOOOO

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (pCXlW)

90 I was behind a car the other day and two dogs were driving.
Posted by: fd at November 23, 2022 06:00 PM

Northampton?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (Wnv9h)

91 St. Bernards are sitting ducks for open container laws.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (guGkK)

92 Stick to skateboards, OK?

Posted by: the cat abides at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (jTmQV)

93 driving dog bumper sticker:

PUPPY ON BOARD

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (geLO8)

94 My dog could drive, but he would want his head hanging out the window.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (ykeLU)

95 Strangely roadkill cats have it increased dramatically in NZ

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (87Ur0)

96 Saint Bernards would drive old GMC pickups.

German Shepherds would drive Audis (like the Polizei)

Corgis would drive Minis.

Jack Russell terriers would drive Shriner-mobiles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (UQUAY)

97 Mastiffs drive Tahoes
Poodles drive Mini Coopers
Terriers drive Accords?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

98 Pug horde mind

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

99
Only English Bulldogs will be permitted to drive Mack trucks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (1QXex)

100
Relevant: The novel "City", by Clifford Simak. Intelligent dogs feature prominently
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

And ants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

101 I wish I could get my dog to drive me to the store. But he won't. He is too busy playing cards.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (vEapT)

102 That's nothing. I taught a Horse how to Parallel Park!

Well. Sort of...

Posted by: Mathew Broderick at November 23, 2022 06:04 PM (fQ4Rx)

103 Query: Do dogs driving cars moo at cows that they see along the side of the road?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 23, 2022 06:04 PM (guGkK)

104 33 RMBS, I’m not aware (ahem) of that usage. Can you provide an example?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:04 PM (atmen)

105 driving dog bumper sticker:

PUPPY ON BOARD
Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:02 PM (geLO

.......

BITE 'EM 2024

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

106 Coonhounds drive monstertrucks and wear overalls.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2022 06:05 PM (z3WCn)

107 Poodles drive Mini Coopers

Renault

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

108 English Springer Spaniel rescue squad dogs always make sure to keep a torch in the boot.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:05 PM (ykeLU)

109 101 I wish I could get my dog to drive me to the store. But he won't. He is too busy playing cards.
Posted by: SnailRacer

*snort

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (OX9vb)

110 Daughter and son are doing all the cooking tomorrow. I'm just doing the dressing. For the first time in years my SIL is having everyone over but I'm just not up to it. I has the sadz.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (nxdel)

111 Renault
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 06:05 PM

That's French bulldogs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (Wnv9h)

112 A dog can never be a real driver.

No raisable middle finger.

Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (FhXTo)

113 All of us down at the Brattleboron Womins Reproducertive Health Center wants to wash Presdent obama and Miaheall Obama a happy Thanksgivering. We still love you and miss yoo.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (R+nZe)

114 A car drove by me yesterday that had the dog with its head out of the driver's window, with the man driving of course. A medium-sized dog at that. How I laughed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (Vwz3I)

115 68 What happens when the dog sees a squirrel or a cat?
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM

Are they going to have to have a jackrabbit on the track to motivate them to race?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (QOU0Y)

116 driving dog bumper sticker:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SNIFF MY BUTT

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (geLO8)

117 101 I wish I could get my dog to drive me to the store. But he won't. He is too busy playing cards.
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 23, 2022 06:03 PM (vEapT)

A man walks into a bar and sees a poker game going on in the corner. He does a double-take when he sees one of the players is a dog, with cards spread out in front of him.

He ambles up to the bar, points to the table and casually asks the bartender, "So, is the dog any good?"

The bartender replies, "Nah, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 23, 2022 06:07 PM (PiwSw)

118 What do the otters drive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:07 PM (atmen)

119 English Springer Spaniel rescue squad dogs always make sure to keep a torch in the boot.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:05 PM

The trick is to keep them from chasing the Jaguars.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 06:07 PM (Wnv9h)

120 Doggy bumper sticker:

I'm ♠︎

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:07 PM (ykeLU)

121 Most of the service dogs at the place JT was trained are rescue dogs. It's a win-win: the dogs get a forever home with a purpose and the vets get someone to care about and comfort them.

(JT's going to be working overtime tomorrow, but we plan to utilize the Giant Jar o' Treats.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, treat assistant at November 23, 2022 06:07 PM (XKZwp)

122 Border Collies will herd all the other doggie drivers into the WalMart parking lot.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (45fpk)

123 I have plantar fasciitis in my left foot and I was on my feet for 3hours cleaning and making the pies. Now my foot hurts.

diclofenac?

Got an unordered bonus pie from the bakery.
I'm eating it for sure. Probably should pay them back.

Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (FhXTo)

124 You guys are golden. Having a tough day, and the comments are priceless. My dog, who should never ever be allowed to drive because he had only one wrinkle in his brain and it's overtaxed as it is, is giving me the stink eye for waking him up.

Thanks!

Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (JrN/x)

125 If driving doggie gets a ticket, the judge will make him wear the traffic cone of shame.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (ykeLU)

126 Big surprise. Fauci the Miniscule Madman suffered memory problems during his deposition today.

https://bit.ly/3EUOXTo

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (eyxn4)

127 What happens when the dog sees a squirrel or a cat?
Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 05:59 PM

There is that danger of a dog out driving, sees a deer or squirrel and can't pass up chasing it. It's what dogs do

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (xhxe8)

128
Downside: they always stop at Starbux for pup cups.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (MoZTd)

129 I think I've driven behind that dog. Except he was an Asian woman.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (BJKQV)

130 Seems like slobber would get all over the steering wheel.

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

131 Makes more sense giving cars to dogs than guns to chimps.

Posted by: CharlesHeston at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (FhXTo)

132 126 Big surprise. Fauci the Miniscule Madman suffered memory problems during his deposition today.

https://bit.ly/3EUOXTo
Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:08 PM (eyxn4)

Totes legit.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (PiwSw)

133 And don't expect the vehicle to come back clean, the dog will go through every mud pit it sees

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (xhxe8)

134
(JT's going to be working overtime tomorrow, but we plan to utilize the Giant Jar o' Treats.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, treat assistant at November 23, 2022 06:07 PM (XKZwp)

I first read that as JT who comments here, and I admit to scratching my head a bit over the Giant Jar o' Treats for him!

Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (JrN/x)

135 F*n chihuahuas and their mariachi horns.

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

136 110 i am sorry, Jewells. I am glad your children are cooking for you. Love and positivity sent your way for the little it is worth.

Posted by: Piper at November 23, 2022 06:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

137 Driving Beagles definitely runs Fauci over multiple times.

I'd pay money to watch that.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

138 (JT's going to be working overtime tomorrow, but we plan to utilize the Giant Jar o' Treats.)
Posted by: pookysgirl,

Prayers for a peaceful day tomorrow, pookysgirl.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 06:10 PM (OX9vb)

139 What do rescue dogs do when they get to the scene?
Do they know CPR or just bark for help over the radio?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 23, 2022 06:10 PM (X+Ku8)

140 >> I have plantar fasciitis in my left foot and I was on my feet for 3hours cleaning and making the pies. Now my foot hurts.

Always wear well fit shoes if you have plantar.
Any spreading of the footbed makes it so much worse. Awful pain, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2022 06:10 PM (fQ4Rx)

141 F*n chihuahuas and their mariachi horns.

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

'67 Impala low rider

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2022 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

142 Hiya Moki !

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 06:11 PM (T4tVD)

143
Tell your dog who's driving you, "I gotta go! I gotta go!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 06:11 PM (MoZTd)

144 I has the sadz.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM (nxdel)

Gonna be just me and the missus and my sons here. Sounds like everyone else will be at Mom's house in Montana. My family does T-day well. No friction, just a lot of good food and laughter. Best part is Mom is the Matriarch and no longer has to do all the work.

Still, we'll do the same here.

Hope you're doing well, dear lady.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 06:11 PM (UQUAY)

145 So? Everyone already knows dogs can be trained. It's getting thru the gate-keeping at the shelter that is the problem.

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2022 06:12 PM (CaJIi)

146 110 Daughter and son are doing all the cooking tomorrow. I'm just doing the dressing. For the first time in years my SIL is having everyone over but I'm just not up to it. I has the sadz.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 23, 2022 06:06 PM

I'm sorry you are feeling sad jewells. You are in my prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 23, 2022 06:12 PM (QOU0Y)

147 Wasn't Toonces the Cat driving back in the 80s?

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2022 06:12 PM (0IeYL)

148 Okay.... Pies are done, food is here... I'm gonna watch stupid stuff on YouTube for awhile. Have a good one everbody!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 23, 2022 06:13 PM (Wy1BU)

149 Weasel !

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 06:13 PM (T4tVD)

150 Doxie's are partial to weiner mobiles.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:13 PM (1seYI)

151 "You have reached your destination."

"Damn it, Siri! You tricked me again!!!"

Driving doggie oulling into veterinarian's parking lot.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:14 PM (ykeLU)

152 JT!

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2022 06:14 PM (0IeYL)

153 Contents of a dog's Roadside Emergency Kit:

Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Squeaky Chew Toy
Bacon

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 23, 2022 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

154 Orangutan says,

You know he's rolling dirty.

Posted by: CharlesHeston at November 23, 2022 06:14 PM (FhXTo)

155 Okay.... Pies are done, food is here... I'm gonna watch stupid stuff on YouTube for awhile. Have a good one everbody!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

There's stupid stuff on YouTube ?

Who Knew ?

Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 06:14 PM (T4tVD)

156 '1968 truly was a dumb year to be born.'

Not for some of us.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 23, 2022 06:15 PM (roH4R)

157 Doxie's are partial to weiner mobiles.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:13 PM (1seYI)

Their revenge for being dressed as hot dogs every damn Halloween.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 06:15 PM (UQUAY)

158 Lassie: “Bark bark bark bark bark…”

Human: “What’s that, girl? Boebert won CO-3, and Kari Lake lost but is contesting it..

”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:16 PM (atmen)

159
Delilah: Wins Formula 1 race.

Dan: Backs car into garage door.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 06:16 PM (MoZTd)

160 Greyhounds just outrun the car.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 23, 2022 06:16 PM (45fpk)

161 Weasel!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 23, 2022 06:17 PM (U2p+3)

162 '1968 truly was a dumb year to be born.'

Not for some of us.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
___

Goony goo goo for you.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:17 PM (MVxcn)

163 142 Hiya Moki !
Posted by: JT at November 23, 2022 06:11 PM (T4tVD)

Hiya JT!!!

Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2022 06:17 PM (JrN/x)

164 Suffer from night time incontinence?
Tiny Thirsty Terriers (©

will sleep in your bed and lap up every drop!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 23, 2022 06:17 PM (dCtRx)

165 Jewells, best wishes to you for a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:17 PM (atmen)

166 > Doxie's are partial to weiner mobiles.

I had a Dachshund as a kid. She was a sweetheart to us and very protective. Miss you Strudel.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:18 PM (eyxn4)

167
Greyhounds just outrun the car.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 23, 2022 06:16 PM (45fpk)

__________

Then take 14 hours to recharge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 06:18 PM (MoZTd)

168 Hi, SMH.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (atmen)

169 Ryan Cunningham@rycunni · That’s correct.

The metro-east in IL would not stop drag queen shows in public libraries for kids so we had to put it on the ballot. The VOTERS said NO!

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (gfCY0)

170 Nurse r!!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (0IeYL)

171 Hi Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (MVxcn)

172 I had a Dachshund as a kid. She was a sweetheart to us and very protective. Miss you Strudel.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:18 PM (eyxn4)

Me too. Her name was Gretel and she was perfect.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (BJKQV)

173 WeaselDog just tells the chauffer where to go.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (1seYI)

174 My parents are in town and staying with my sister. Thanksgiving feast will be at her house. I'm working at the 5-sided nut house in Arlington tomorrow. Should be quiet so I don't mind. I'll head over to my sisters right after work. Not the first holiday I've worked. I think I've worked most of them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2022 06:20 PM (sAmhv)

175 Then take 14 hours to recharge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 06:18 PM (MoZTd)

And almost as long to find their way home.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 23, 2022 06:20 PM (45fpk)

176 >The metro-east in IL would not stop drag queen shows in public libraries for kids so we had to put it on the ballot. The VOTERS said NO!

Posted by: Braenyard

wait- no to stopping the shows or no to the shows

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:20 PM (geLO8)

177 I had a Dachshund as a kid. She was a sweetheart to us and very protective. Miss you Strudel.
Posted by: bonhomme

*******

Dachshunds tend to have great names. Ours when I was a kid was Long Sam.

I know a lady with a miniature dachshund called Coope. Full name is actually Mini Cooper.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (ykeLU)

178 Hey Ben Had, nurse, and Weasel.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (MVxcn)

179 Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:19 PM (1seYI)
---
That's for sure!

FSJ sometimes gets carsick.

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (0IeYL)

180 "They're really teaching rescue dogs how to drive."
Which will make rescuing Little Timmy from the well much quicker.
Posted by: Ripley

Hahaha.

Timmy hollers help from the bottom of the well. Lassie shows up, backing a tow truck up to the well. The tow line is lowered, and Timmy is rescued.

"This far out in the country, this could not have been done by an electric truck," growls Lassie.

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube cancelled my YT channel at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (4KlMk)

181 SMH, how did your granddaughter enjoy the Museum of Play?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (atmen)

182 Hello Horde. Great news. I sold Jesse's car today. I'm so relieved. Thanks for praying!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (pkAcY)

183 "Why are we being asked to mark fire hydrant locations in gmap?"

Posted by: Google Data Scientist at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (PiwSw)

184 Howdy, SMH!

Posted by: Weasel at November 23, 2022 06:21 PM (0IeYL)

185 Thanks Piper.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 23, 2022 06:22 PM (nxdel)

186 Thank you Pug and CaliGirl.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 23, 2022 06:23 PM (nxdel)

187 Jewells, best wishes to you for a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Thank you. Same to you.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 23, 2022 06:23 PM (nxdel)

188 I kinda have teh sadz, too. Once again this Thanksgiving I am persona non grata with the family due to my continuing unjabbed status. Once upon a time when things were sane, I was the turkey and stuffing chef every year. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:24 PM (Xrfse)

189 Hi, screaming in digital. That is good news.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 06:24 PM (OX9vb)

190 If dogs are going to drive won't they have to learn to start drinking?

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

191 > I kinda have teh sadz, too. Once again this Thanksgiving I am persona non grata with the family due to my continuing unjabbed status.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Seriously? That is f***ed up

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:26 PM (geLO8)

192
Happy you're getting stiff worked out, SiD.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2022 06:26 PM (MoZTd)

193 Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:24 PM (Xrfse)

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 23, 2022 06:26 PM (45fpk)

194 I'm ♠︎
Posted by: Muldoon

Okay, that took me a second. Brain kept trying to put "Ace" in there.

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube ate my cat video at November 23, 2022 06:27 PM (4KlMk)

195 Having had my pity party, I pray for healing for those of us who need it and wish y'all a wonderful Thanksgiving day tomorrow.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:28 PM (Xrfse)

196

https://greatdane.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2022 06:28 PM (63Dwl)

197 188 I kinda have teh sadz, too. Once again this Thanksgiving I am persona non grata with the family due to my continuing unjabbed status. Once upon a time when things were sane, I was the turkey and stuffing chef every year. Oh, well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:24 PM (Xrfse)

I'm sorry about that. But...according to their logic, wouldn't you be a greater risk around them, being unjabbed? If they have had the shots, shouldn't they be. protected from...the disease???

Posted by: Moki at November 23, 2022 06:28 PM (JrN/x)

198 I kinda have teh sadz, too. Once again this Thanksgiving I am persona non grata with the family due to my continuing unjabbed status. Once upon a time when things were sane, I was the turkey and stuffing chef every year. Oh, well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___

I haven't had Thanksgiving with my kin in over 25 years, so just the hubby and I. If we were still living in GA, we'd be with his folks.

As far as the kids and grandkids, Saturday is when we'll be together.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:28 PM (MVxcn)

199 Wife is sick this Thanksgiving, with crud college-student son brought home. Since I am no cook, it will be a modest holiday. But I’m fine with that. I’m good with a spiritual, rather than a gustatory Thanksgiving anyway.

Now if only the Wolverines can beat the F**keyes on Saturday…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:29 PM (atmen)

200 Road hounds!

Posted by: Just sayin' at November 23, 2022 06:29 PM (ODT/d)

201 Hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving

Posted by: It's me donna at November 23, 2022 06:29 PM (bs+z0)

202 Labrador retriever keeps driving into the lake

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO8)

203 Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:24 PM (Xrfse)

So sorry. But hey, you got us.

*clown slide-whistle*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 06:29 PM (UQUAY)

204 Holy crap, NY gun regulations are even more screwed up than I knew.

Nassau county has a law that says if you have a carry permit, you have to report every call you make to 911, report every incident that involves 911 in which you're a witness, or even if you're a third party to an incident that involves 911 you must report it within three days.

If you don't, you lose your permit. GoA talks about a woman who lost her permit because she failed to report that she called 911 to tell them a woman threatened her life. She's the victim, but she loses her carry permit.

https://bit.ly/3U6kOou

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:30 PM (eyxn4)

205 So sorry. But hey, you got us.

Good enough for me 😉

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:31 PM (Xrfse)

206 Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:30 PM (eyxn4)

That's nuts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 23, 2022 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

207 There's stupid stuff on YouTube ?
Who Knew ?
Posted by: JT

Oh, stupid stuff on YouTube? Not anymore. YouTube took down my channel.

(heh - dumb, but couldn't resist)

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube and I are not dating anymore at November 23, 2022 06:32 PM (4KlMk)

208 Thanks April and Hadrian. I was getting stressed about selling it before I move next month. Once again I should have just trusted God to work it out in His timing and in His ways. Not easy to let go of J's things but I am happy to see the little Subie go to someone who can use it.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 23, 2022 06:33 PM (pkAcY)

209 You know how the MSM isn't all over the Walmart shooter even though he killed more than the QWERTY killer? Well, this is Walmart shooter's picture.

https://bit.ly/3u1B4wl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 06:33 PM (FVME7)

210 Sounds strange but I wish I could spend Thanksgiving with just me and the animals, as in the past.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:34 PM (1seYI)

211 NEW: California to Ban Gas and Diesel Trucks by 2035

https://tinyurl.com/4fjwwdkm

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:34 PM (MVxcn)

212 For years now, we've been told it's LITERALLY VIOLENCE to doubt someone who claims they're a different gender than what they claim to be.

But CNN brought on a tranny to say the Colorado Springs shooter doesn't look non-binary to them.

https://bit.ly/3U3udgz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

213 But...according to their logic, wouldn't you be a greater risk around them, being unjabbed? If they have had the shots, shouldn't they be. protected from...the disease???

I'll just say this and shut my piehole about it. There is no reasoning with unreasonably fearful people. I love them but after almost 3 years I'm weary from the battle.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:35 PM (Xrfse)

214 Sounds strange but I wish I could spend Thanksgiving with just me and the animals, as in the past.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Pretty much is the case with Ex-ex and I, with the cats.

Been the case for the past four years.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:35 PM (MVxcn)

215 25 Not The Fast and The Furriest?
Be better, ace...be better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

in the words of Charlie Brown: "AAAAARRRRGHHH!!"

Posted by: ace at November 23, 2022 06:35 PM (C1Zwz)

216 We're doing a bring your own side dish thing with friends at one person's house who's cooking the bird.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 06:35 PM (mShwQ)

217 Avatar 2 isn't screening for critics until 4 days before the movie's wide release:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8239w2

Disney either thinks the movie is completely critic proof, or they don't think the critics will be that kind to it.

The estimates on the first weekend box office I've seen are high, but not ungodly high. It would tickle me if Avatar 2 didn't make half of what Avatar did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 23, 2022 06:36 PM (LvTSG)

218 The estimates on the first weekend box office I've seen are high, but not ungodly high. It would tickle me if Avatar 2 didn't make half of what Avatar did.

Admittedly, I do not have my finger on the pulse of the movie going public, and detested the first Avatar, but is ANYONE really excited about this movie?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 06:37 PM (eOEVl)

219 Some day that dog will shoot up an LGBTQ club during drag queen kids story time. Dogs watch Tucker and Tik Tok you know. Or maybe he will just drive his car into the the club.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 23, 2022 06:37 PM (GwxCX)

220 218 The estimates on the first weekend box office I've seen are high, but not ungodly high. It would tickle me if Avatar 2 didn't make half of what Avatar did.

Admittedly, I do not have my finger on the pulse of the movie going public, and detested the first Avatar, but is ANYONE really excited about this movie?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 23, 2022 06:37 PM (eOEVl)

========

I've read comments from people who are. There are also real people who dressed up in blue makeup to see the first film for the 10th time in theaters.

We shall see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 23, 2022 06:38 PM (LvTSG)

221 but is ANYONE really excited about this movie?
___

I'm not.

Then again, I thought the first one sucked.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:38 PM (MVxcn)

222 Well, I'm 99% sure this is bullshit but it's about orcas and is cooly presented.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ9mF5ZY_JA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 06:38 PM (FVME7)

223 >But CNN brought on a tranny to say the Colorado Springs shooter doesn't look non-binary to them.

okay- case closed I guess

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (geLO8)

224 What's with the "General Snus" ad that takes up a 1/3 of the screen and has no way to close. Super lame, even letting the ad play does nothing.

Posted by: rdohd at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (11ysA)

225
Poodles drive Mini Coopers

Renault
Posted by: Archer

Nah, Citroen

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (n+4am)

226 I still haven't seen Avatar. I don't plan to ever see it.

Avatar: The Last Airbender was excellent, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (eyxn4)

227 California good luck with getting all the states supplies by mule trains

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (xhxe8)

228 Newsflash:

Dogs don't drive.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (MVxcn)

229 Never watched Avatar, except for when it was playing on a loop in the break room of the Walmart where I spent my Obama staycation.

Fucking garbage. A festering, fly-blown midden heap of very expensive garbage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 06:40 PM (UQUAY)

230 NEW: California to Ban Gas and Diesel Trucks by 2035

https://tinyurl.com/4fjwwdkm
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 06:34 PM (MVxcn)
.......

What will the dogs drive?

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2022 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

231 >Newsflash:

Dogs don't drive.

Posted by: SMH

not well, at any rate. No opposable thumbs

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:41 PM (geLO8)

232 I'd never seen this before. It's a behind the scenes shot of how they got the shot of Luke being blown out of that big round window in Empire Strikes Back. Pretty cool.

https://bit.ly/3EWQ0SQ

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:41 PM (eyxn4)

233 I kinda have teh sadz, too. Once again this Thanksgiving I am persona non grata with the family due to my continuing unjabbed status. Once upon a time when things were sane, I was the turkey and stuffing chef every year. Oh, well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2022 06:24 PM

Sorry to hear that they are unreasonable. That's their loss but hard on you. Makes no sense they would do that. Keep your chin up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 23, 2022 06:41 PM (GwxCX)

234 223 >But CNN brought on a tranny to say the Colorado Springs shooter doesn't look non-binary to them.

okay- case closed I guess
Posted by: DB

Well, no piercings or danger hair, so, xhe might have a point.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 06:41 PM (OX9vb)

235 silly humans. Poodles drive Peugeot

Posted by: Kindltot at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (xhaym)

236 I can't tell if the dogs realize they are steering the car.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (VJFAr)

237 Avatar: The Last Airbender was excellent, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 23, 2022 06:39 PM (eyxn4)

Yeah, that was really good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (VwHCD)

238 wish I could spend Thanksgiving with just me and the animals

Retired psciticene phelbotomist Senegal and I.
He likes red bell peppers stuffed with pistachios in the shell. And some of whatever I'm having.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (dCtRx)

239 Prediction: Avatar 2 will be no Prometheus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (atmen)

240 I want to thank all of you for the laughter, education in a jillion different subjects and the community that defines this place. Thank You, my life is forever enriched.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (1seYI)

241 Omg do not tell.doggeh about dog drivers!

DO NOT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (5rBf5)

242 A cat would try to run over it's owner.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 23, 2022 06:44 PM (GwxCX)

243 So dogs and orangutans can operate a car with ease...but the ladyfolk...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 23, 2022 06:44 PM (S7une)

244 How soon till a dog gets registered in the Motor Voter system?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2022 06:44 PM (uLr+K)

245 "They're really teaching rescue dogs how to drive."

Which will make rescuing Little Timmy from the well much quicker.
Posted by: Ripley at November 23, 2022 05:55 PM (MxEKc)

heh

My first thought was something like "wth do they expect these freaking "rescue dogs" to do? Jump in the car and go save somebody?"

wow I really am an ass.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 23, 2022 06:44 PM (cknjq)

246 Doggie drivers are adorable.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 06:44 PM (VdGjU)

247 But CNN brought on a tranny to say the Colorado Springs shooter doesn't look non-binary to them.

-
We're through the looking glass here, people!

P.S. Is s/he a biologist? Because you can't know that if you're not a biologist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 23, 2022 06:45 PM (FVME7)

248 Why aren't the doggie drivers wearing facemasks?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 23, 2022 06:46 PM (VdGjU)

249 244 How soon till a dog gets registered in the Motor Voter system?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 23, 2022 06:44 PM (uLr+K)

I'm willing to bet that there are already dogs registered to vote. Maybe they weren't signed up through motor voter but still registered voters.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 23, 2022 06:46 PM (QOU0Y)

250 240 I want to thank all of you for the laughter, education in a jillion different subjects and the community that defines this place. Thank You, my life is forever enriched.
Posted by: Ben Had

Back atcha, Ben Had!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2022 06:46 PM (OX9vb)

251 Maybe the Blue Checkmark on your Twitter could be used to tell the Woke from non-woke

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 06:46 PM (xhxe8)

252 Not The Fast and The Furriest?
Be better, ace...be better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

in the words of Charlie Brown: "AAAAARRRRGHHH!!"
Posted by: ace at November 23, 2022 06:35 PM

Shamelessly stolen from Ozzy Man.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

253 Disney either thinks the movie is completely critic proof, or they don't think the critics will be that kind to it.

Still trying to make Sam Worthington a thing. Joel David Moore has a better chance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 23, 2022 06:47 PM (VJFAr)

254 To be honest...a dog would have more sense than most of these nitwits in blue states.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 23, 2022 06:47 PM (S7une)

255 Oh no, Northern Tool, just arrived another packet of discount coupons and a flyer of on sale items.
ohno, OhnoOhno, OhnoOhno

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 06:48 PM (gfCY0)

256 >>I still haven't seen Avatar. I don't plan to ever see it.

I liked it the first time, when it was called Lawrence of Arabia, then again, slightly less so, when it was called Dances with Wolves.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 23, 2022 06:48 PM (8VW1P)

257 I hope the dogs are better than Toonces.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 23, 2022 06:48 PM (xgl1x)

258 I want to thank all of you for the laughter, education in a jillion different subjects and the community that defines this place. Thank You, my life is forever enriched.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 06:42 PM (1seYI)

Thank you for your hospitality. Wife and I loved being at your place. The only downside was too many good folks to meet all at once. Really loud, most of time.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 23, 2022 06:49 PM (UQUAY)

259 I openly rooted for the humans in Avatar.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 23, 2022 06:49 PM (S7une)

260 Toonces was better
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 23, 2022 06:01 PM (cP/Ah)

Toonces: ( with Steve Martin and Victoria Jackson )

youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 06:49 PM (mShwQ)

261 nood

Quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at November 23, 2022 06:50 PM (mShwQ)

262 >I liked it the first time, when it was called Lawrence of Arabia, then again, slightly less so, when it was called Dances with Wolves.

"Ya turned Na'vi, dincha?"

Posted by: DB at November 23, 2022 06:51 PM (geLO8)

263
Avatar 2: Ferngully Boogaloo supposedly cost 400M to make. Add in the marketing, say 200M (no way are they doing the usual Hollywood thing of doubling the cost of the film for marketing). 600M just to break even. Did anyone really think it'd do that well?

The only thing I can figure is that Disney was planning on using the impending loss in the 20th Century division as a tax writeoff to offset the huge profits from Marvel Phase IV.

Oops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2022 06:51 PM (n+4am)

264 {{{Ben Had}}}

I thank God for you. The MoMe is my family reunion.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 23, 2022 06:52 PM (pkAcY)

265 liked it the first time, when it was called Lawrence of Arabia, then again, slightly less so, when it was called Dances with Wolves.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 23, 2022 06:48 PM

Don't forget The Last Samurai.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2022 06:52 PM (Wnv9h)

266 What if a dog is driving and a squirrel crosses the road?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2022 06:52 PM (5rBf5)

267
There are also real people who dressed up in blue makeup to see the first film for the 10th time in theaters.

We shall see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Papa Smurf and the Blue Man Group.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2022 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

268
As long as they teach the dogs to turn off the turn signal after changing lanes. There's no hope for people being taught that.

Posted by: portlandon at November 23, 2022 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

269 Maybe the Blue Checkmark on your Twitter could be used to tell the Woke from non-woke
Posted by: Skip

Musk is going rainbow!

Elon Musk says Twitter Blue relaunch delayed, may use different color checks for organizations

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