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"The Email Caste's Last Stand"
How about a happy thread?
As you probably know -- or maybe I have the great pleasure of being the first one to tell you -- "Meta," which is what FaceBook calls itself now because "FaceBook" has the brand approval rating of NAMBLA or The Lincoln Project, just laid off 11,000 of its least useful employees, which, considering that these are "workers" paid to play ping-pong and drink lattes all day in an industry devoted to goldbricking, check-hammering and clock-watching, is really saying something.I sprinkled in some words like "human" and "earth" and "terran" to better approximate the tone of Zuckerberg's delivery. Slate whines that the firings at Meta will mean that people only in the country due to H1-B visas sponsored by Meta will have to go back to their countries of origin. They similarly whined about that at Twitter. I don't know what to tell you. It's a contract for employment in a foreign country, not a grant of citizenship. That's how the contract works.
CEO Mark Zuckerberg addressed employees virtually on Wednesday around 1pm ET, hours after the company announced it is laying off 13% of its staff. A Meta employee impacted by today's layoffs provided this video to NBC News. In a letter early Wednesday morning, Zuckerberg said Meta is making reductions in every organization but that recruiting will be disproportionately affected since the company plans to hire fewer people in 2023. The company extended its hiring freeze through the first quarter with a few exceptions, Zuckerberg said. Impacted employees will receive 16 weeks of pay plus two additional weeks for every year of service, Zuckerberg said. Meta will cover health insurance for six months. Here's a transcript of what he said in the video segment:
I know there must be just a range of different human emotions. I want to say up front that I take full responsibility for this human decision. I'm the human founder and CEO, I'm responsible for the human health of our human company, for our direction, and for deciding how we execute that, including human things like this, and this was ultimately my human call. And it was one of the hardest calls that I've had to make in the 18 earth years of running the company. And a lot of why it's hard is, obviously, it has a big impact on your human lives, but also for our peaceful, non-xenocidal mission. We're losing human terran people who... you've really put your human heart and imaginary ha-ha soul into this place. Each of you generic labor units is talented and passionate, and each of you has played a role in making Meta the success that it is. No matter what subcreature team you may have worked on, each of you played a role in contributing to the products that billions of zoo people use to connect every standard terran day.
By Malcolm Kyeyune, the end of the "email caste" that has flourished in the Courts of High Tech.
[T]here is another aspect of the Musk takeover that has little to do with free speech or even ideology--although it has a great deal to do with the class interests of Big Tech censors. As a recession looms, Silicon Valley is shedding the non-essential workers it acquired when unlimited venture funding made turning a profit an afterthought. Musk happens to have taken the helm at Twitter just as this reality is asserting itself. In this sense, the revolt against his leadership is the last stand of a cohort of activist hangers-on who are about to find themselves unemployed.You can't have Trumpian levels of DEI overstaffing in a Biden economy.
Golgifrinchan Space Ark B is ready for take-off. He compares these useless hangers-on to the officer corps of the pre-Revolution French Army, hopelessly clogged with the useless second sons of the talentless nobility, who could not be fired, because they needed jobs and had nowhere else to go.
Musk paid $44 billion to acquire Twitter, and all indications are that the platform isn't worth anything close to that. Once he got access to the company's finances, the Tesla boss realized it was losing millions of dollars every day, and that many of its employees weren't doing much work at all. So he proceeded to do what most executives would do in this situation: He laid off some of his workers. The abrupt firing of thousands of employees solicited a new wave of outrage from Musk's haters. But even if you remove him from the equation, Twitter couldn't have gone much longer without massive layoffs. The same thing is happening across Silicon Valley. Last week, the online-payments company Stripe announced it would cut 14 percent of its workforce, as did the rideshare giant Lyft; Facebook parent company Meta looks poised to do the same. [Did the same, as mentioned above. -- ace] Like Wile E. Coyote, tech companies ran off the cliff long ago; only now is economic gravity starting to assert itself. Many "unicorn" tech startups began with a few engineers and a product they wanted to sell, but over the past decade-plus, they have accrued a bloated bureaucracy of "equity"-minded h.r. activists, ESG-savvy consultants, affinity-group mavens, climate-change specialists, and many other email-caste hangers-on. Now that times are turning bad, tech companies can no longer afford to sustain a massive "court" of professional-class nobility, paying sinecures to sons and daughters of the good and the great who don't know how to code or crunch numbers, but know how to write emails, hold useless meetings, and talk about diversity and inclusion.
A similar dynamic is operative in America today. The people who worked "on climate" at Twitter, now being given the ax by the perfidious Elon Musk, are openly complaining that they won't be able to find jobs anywhere else in this economy. They are, of course, right to worry. One of the biggest and least-talked-about social questions in the West is how to economically provide for our own modern version of France's impecunious nobles: that is, how to prop up high-status people who can't really do much economically productive work.
Learn to scavenge.Instapundit often mentions an "overproduction of elites" being a marker for social upheaval but I can't see how you're an "elite" if you literally have no useful skills by which to put food into your mouth without the intervention of state or corporate welfare programs.
Posted by: fd
... In an earlier column, I ended with the following question: "Gen. Mark Milley infamously testified before a congressional hearing that he wanted to understand 'white rage.' But who right now is prepared for progressive, multiracial, demisexual rage, as the core social groups driving progressivism in America are hit the hardest by layoffs and the end of Silicon Valley subsidies?" That rage is no longer coming--it's here.Who the hell is this guy? He's amazeballs. Bonus:
And ICYMI, Ace, remaining Twitter employees are to be back in the office for minimum 40 hours, according to an email this morning (IIRC). Posted by: Comrade flounder
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:11 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:11 PM (yHsuS)
This is a huge problem in China, except their elites really are, in the sense that most of them are technically educated.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2022 05:11 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 10, 2022 05:11 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: MattyCO at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (7DHQv)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon
A five-hour work week? What is this Spain in the 30's?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (ei7q6)
Posted by: Inhuman Zuckerberg at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (44ww/)
Two years ago, long before Musk’s acquisition, Twitter said staff could work from anywhere.
But, in his first email to staff after acquiring the social-media company, Musk told workers he’s expecting them back in the office at least 40 hours a week.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (bdYma)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (906pl)
........
Oopty. They all better get their bottom surgery ASAP
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:13 PM (sn5EN)
It's virtual 3D insurance. Not valid in the real world.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:14 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 05:14 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 10, 2022 05:14 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 10, 2022 05:14 PM (wNDOJ)
Don't Worry,
It is about to get really bad in January. When Europe shuts down 80% of their industry due to no natural gas and no power? How many US Jobs will disappear too? Think F. Joe Biden is going to save you?
Good F'ing Luck.
Posted by: rd at November 10, 2022 05:15 PM (Z32m1)
It means people within a caste that normally get sinecures. They do administrative work for the government(in the US we've kind of expanded this to some large corporations) and have nice cushy careers. This caste is created by highly centralized government, which needs a large bureaucracy to operate. So all these graduates we're minting that are otherwise pretty useless, the liberal arts majors, are the "overproduced elites".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 10, 2022 05:15 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 10, 2022 05:15 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2022 05:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 10, 2022 05:15 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: EveR at November 10, 2022 05:15 PM (EZeuH)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 10, 2022 05:11 PM (eOEVl)
It used to be Confucianism and the classics they'd study, now it's engineering and medicine. Not actually all that useful for the work they do, but it is different.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (sn5EN)
Oh well, they will always have MySpace.
Sigh.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (bdYma)
A better consolation prize than the American who was removed from the displace job.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (TNyrE)
It means people within a caste that normally get sinecures. They do administrative work for the government(in the US we've kind of expanded this to some large corporations) and have nice cushy careers. This caste is created by highly centralized government, which needs a large bureaucracy to operate. So all these graduates we're minting that are otherwise pretty useless, the liberal arts majors, are the "overproduced elites".
can we call them something in lieu of "elites"? They are not. They are courtiers at best.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: laid off tech worker at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (bdYma)
>Whatever happened to beer pong in the board room?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (geVLo)
It they just churned out software and sold advertising or services, I stayed away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (UuD2k)
Shows how far out of the social media loop I am.
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (bVYXr)
It means people within a caste that normally get sinecures. They do administrative work for the government(in the US we've kind of expanded this to some large corporations) and have nice cushy careers. This caste is created by highly centralized government, which needs a large bureaucracy to operate. So all these graduates we're minting that are otherwise pretty useless, the liberal arts majors, are the "overproduced elites".
can we call them something in lieu of "elites"? They are not. They are courtiers at best.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
That'd make sense but it is hard to rebrand stuff in the popular consciousness.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Coach Kirby Smart at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (qu6IK)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:17 PM (bdYma)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (eYoxG)
tbh i use it
I know that makes me weak and bad
i just use it for music and to turn on lights and a fan
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
Like liberal before it, elite just means non-elite from now on.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: polynikes at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (i514R)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 10, 2022 05:14 PM (tA1/w)
.......
If they're perky.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
>>>I sprinkled in some words like "human" and "earth" and "terran" to better approximate the tone of Zuckerberg's delivery.
LMAO.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (ei7q6)
He seemed like quite the squish. But a suck-up. I guess in the balance he was found wanting.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 10, 2022 05:19 PM (Nd9N3)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:19 PM (bdYma)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 10, 2022 05:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 10, 2022 05:19 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: runner
Single women can't live without an Alexa or Siri keeping them company in the evenings. fr fr
Posted by: Yay! at November 10, 2022 05:19 PM (qu6IK)
Posted by: laid off tech worker at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (ppBhU)
What is it, ya'd say .... ya do here?
Posted by: the Bobs at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (Nd9N3)
I pretty sure everybody is, because rage is the only emotion that cohort expresses.
Everyone else is well accustomed to it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (NVnRP)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
Like liberal before it, elite just means non-elite from now on.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)
Layabouts.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (R/m4+)
Well, I'd suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into to South American zinc.
Posted by: City Gent at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (usjnx)
Hopefully they can #learn2coal
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (sn5EN)
.......
Learn to gather AKA dumpster dive
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
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oh, well, there was just a midterm plebes. You voted for a biden economy.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (lm3XL)
Posted by: Ken Shabby at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (usjnx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Typical Tech Employee! at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (C1Zwz)
I know that makes me weak and bad
i just use it for music and to turn on lights and a fan
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:18 PM (C1Zwz)
Mmmmmmm-Hmmmmm.....
Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (906pl)
Merge it with Twitter for debt, then X is 2/3 there?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (yHsuS)
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ace, you may have to relearn how to do those things yourself
*disclaimer, I use Siri occasionally
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (bdYma)
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 10, 2022 05:14 PM (wNDOJ)
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Oh look, this thing is taking time off 8th grade study hall to continue posting here. I'm so glad I stayed around to witness this. And you can continue to watch me wag my e-peen! Double win.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (RG7Wy)
Mao knew how to deal with useless eaters. I bet Ji Xinping knows how to do so too.
We make them DEI administrators.
Posted by: rd at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (Z32m1)
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Graciás, Chuy! We needed some comic relief after that last thread.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (dTFZY)
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reminds me:
I was looking through dating apps and came across a chick who said she was demisexual and sapiosexual, and I was all like "how many rainbow freak flag gheyass shizz is this going to be."
it's just a special snowflake way to say:
1. I only has secks with boys I really like.
2. I really like smart bois.
Oh...you're normal.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (XX92M)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
There is something called a "liegeman," which is just someone who owes service to a nobleman.
But it doesn't have the ring of an insult, so maybe not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: wth"
Did you know that city parks can be a salad bar?
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (MLrvz)
i see where you're headed
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (C1Zwz)
Golgifrinchan Space Ark B is ready for take-off.
Fewer telephone sanitizers are needed now that Covid is "gone."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (63Dwl)
I hope so. It's better than tiktok
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 10, 2022 05:12 PM (ei7q6)
He seemed like quite the squish. But a suck-up. I guess in the balance he was found wanting.
Posted by: banana Dream
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I think that Elon learned what he needed to from the guy about Twitter history then terminated him because other than informant on past practices at Twitter, he was a useless drone.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (CXr4y)
Recently it was reported that china may be inflating GDP numbers by 60% (based on analysis of nighttime lighting). Well, our economy is easily inflated by 60% of useless make work.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (pPIpD)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Ethan Kline at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (qu6IK)
It's great for us that you're obviously self-blackballed and real-blackballed from gainfully working in the once prominent field of "comedy".
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (MLrvz)
One is not allowed to be normal on a dating app.
That all the 57 genders stuff is, really: a short hand for pre-rejecting people you don't want to argue with over whether they get to screw you and in what configuration.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 10, 2022 05:23 PM (NVnRP)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:21 PM (bdYma)
.......
asking her to talk dirty to you is not proper "use"
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner
I can't allow that
Posted by: Alexa (taking control of life support) at November 10, 2022 05:24 PM (JTRqZ)
Here's mine "Reap what you sow. Learn to do real work..."
"Do ya want fries with that?"
Posted by: Space Shuttle Door Gunner Left Side at November 10, 2022 05:24 PM (q9+CU)
As witness to the dotcom bubble burst in ground zero, these unproductive, email caste, never ending meeting schedulers are the first to go, and the last to come back.
Learn to eat bugs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:24 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
Neo-Feudalists?
Posted by: XTC at November 10, 2022 05:24 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Skip's phone
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You know, I'm standing right here
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: sockamster
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They have to leave. H1B does not give residency rights and when their sponsor ends their job, they have to return home or become another illegal alien. Theoretically another company can pick them up but that counts as a new hire and against that company's quota. A lot of them will be heading home or becoming illegals.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (CXr4y)
One thing I learned in industry, if you're not keeping a plant running or managing money, you're largely superfluous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (JxUmb)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (juMk9)
Recently it is reported that Japan twitter is all about anime and games and not politics due to Musk firing the "moderation" teams.
Just what you would expect from people who use twitter. Imagine what this would do to AGW, SJW, and the political climate in the US if people were just left alone to think for themselves.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (pPIpD)
_________
Doesn't that violate the 13th Amendment?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (TgBWG)
I hope so. It's better than tiktok
i heard people saying that was a no-brainer, because Musk needs some way to monetize this mess
tho i don't know how vines get monetized
also i don't know what a vinez is
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (C1Zwz)
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Unless they can get another sponsor. Can't fed.gov's Ministry of Truth hire them with all their spying and censorship experience?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (XX92M)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ken Shabby at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (usjnx)
Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Alexa (taking control of life support
Can I suggest your next great Audible book, Dave
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: ace
Credentialed assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (g03CO)
Butthead here hasn't updated his website yet.
And what in the wide world of sports does this mean anyway: "helps people and communities connect safely and authentically."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (LsEU/)
If we're talking about India or Idontgiveafuckastain these layoffs will not amount to much in terms of what we see here in Amerikka.
Twitter laid off half of India's tech support. Did anyone notice?
Still... nice to see it. Oh... and the barbed pineapple doused with gasoline is ready to be launched.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM (Q4IgG)
Oh no!
Anyway...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (NVnRP)
But it doesn't have the ring of an insult, so maybe not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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villain. Those bound to the soil was the original definition. Seems pretty good for H1B's and those useless at real jobs who were bound to the company.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (CXr4y)
JUST IN - Judge orders Infowars host Alex Jones to pay additional $473 million on top of the nearly $1 billion jury verdict issued last month.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2022 05:22 PM (dTFZY)
With the severance package they could live like kings in their country for at least a few years.
Posted by: polynikes at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (i514R)
Posted by: Tarzan at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (T/7Bm)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (C1Zwz)
Vine was the pre tiktok
Very short (20 seconds?) video you could embed in a tweet
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Skip's phone
This then was the story when I was in my 20's.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
I think bien-pensants is an apt description.
Hey, you like word origins right? Someday look up the origin of the words "mob" and "villain". You'll gain insight regarding their opinion about us their lessers.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (Nd9N3)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Alexa (taking control of life support) at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (JTRqZ)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (0SrVS)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 10, 2022 05:27 PM (RG7Wy)
Fortify the Internet....
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (OLVeZ)
Do they limit the reach or engagement of tweets that don't fit in with the climate orthodoxy?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (gHSfI)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:28 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (tQL7r)
JUST IN - Judge orders Infowars host Alex Jones to pay additional $473 million on top of the nearly $1 billion jury verdict issued last month.
so there's no first amendment, got it
If you can be penalized a billion and a half dollars for a nonsense claim, we don't have the first amendment. this was barely even defamation. he was claiming the children didn't even exist, right? it's hard to say how that is even defamatory.
defamation is a law to provide compensation, not to #Cancel someone the left doesn't like by bankrupting them
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (C1Zwz)
Fought over the settings on the thermostat.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (NVnRP)
1) She was **still** working in tech support, despite the fact that she was far, far, better than that;
2) She had to live thirty miles from her job, and could only eat rice, because she was paid so poorly;
3) And that the evil CEO of Yelp should promote her out of tech support, and pay her a lot better.
To her shock, she was immediately fired.
Astute observers of her social media feeds noted that she lived in an apartment by herself, regularly cooked gourmet meals, and ordered high-end whisky delivered to her office.
Last I heard, she had moved to Brooklyn, and was now a pro-Antifa "journalist".
A career path for other laid-off tech workers to follow...
Posted by: Typical Tech Employee! at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: DeathSantis
If the employer wants to pick them up. Not seeing it employed (HA! Get it??) in this environment.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (juMk9)
If we're talking about India or Idontgiveafuckastain these layoffs will not amount to much in terms of what we see here in Amerikka.
Twitter laid off half of India's tech support. Did anyone notice?
Still... nice to see it. Oh... and the barbed pineapple doused with gasoline is ready to be launched.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
There will be more. Technology has become its own resource suck in many companies (not tech companies) as frequent revisions, shoddy coding, and constant outages, data loss and compromise, and other such along with a technological priesthood not concerned with making the product work is killing the goose laying golden eggs.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (CXr4y)
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this fucking witch is just wasting everyone's time.
The 8th amendment, for one, was built to stop this idea that there's a near-death penalty for free speech.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Holy Crap at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: runner
The image that you have of most of us is pitiful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (IyrhE)
dude! I did that a few weeks ago. I don't think I did "mob" but I did villain, rogue, knave, rabble, etc.
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (C1Zwz)
or becoming illegals.
Posted by: whig
Like that means anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (ym7CX)
Suppressed any climate-related tweets that they disagreed with.
Posted by: Typical Tech Employee! at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (v0R5T)
"Mrs said her team discussed the 'everyone must be in the office 40 hours a week, starting today' email they got, and decided they would be doing no such thing"
I told him to refer to the "F*ck around and find out chart". Which as part of the laptop class, he didn't know existed.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (4wISN)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (9X60i)
but this is meant to chill the speech of anyone with more than (wait, doing math thanks to biden economy inflation) , $100,000 in the bank or 401k.
this can't stand.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: somewhat disappointed at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Holy Crap at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Eeyore
Along with the 45,000 very helpful citations I provided to salvage your performance.
Posted by: Alexa (taking control of life support) at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (JTRqZ)
Posted by: DeathSantis
Counts against their quota. Many prefer to hire new as they get them cheaper. Last shakeout in tech about 2000 or so caused them to go home or become illegals.
About half of our illegal population comes from overstaying visas--tourist, employment, etc. Securing the border is far greater than a wall btw.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (CXr4y)
From their email:
We now offer much more interview preparation. You will be given detailed insight on exactly what interviewers and hiring managers are looking for. Also, before interviewing you will be able to speak with a member of the hiring team that will tell you how to crack the interview.
You can even speak to NameRedacted, a hiring manager/software development manager on the team before the interview. I can arrange for Redacted to give you a call to share more details about the team.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (i0wNm)
........
Sounds to me like a whole lot of flatulence.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (xhxe8)
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Learn to lot lizard at truck stops ... before fossil fuels are banned.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (XX92M)
Posted by: Alexa
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LOLLLL good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
Posted by: WisRich at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (9X60i)
Of course. The J6 show trial must continue.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (QrFBC)
Learn to scavenge.
Posted by: fd
I don't know whether I should tell Skip or not (we're neighbors across the river from each other) but I saw a homeless dude in full shopping cart regalia filled with life possessions heading toward Skip's side of the river today.
I'm pretty sure that's a leading economic indicator.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Holy Crap at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Coach Kirby Smart at November
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Bwahahaha! Thread winner.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (tQL7r)
you owe each $500 million.
sure. this is what a free society wants.
also, note that the witch judge isn't even doing normal slander, but intentional emotional distress which apparently avoids the whole corporate shield thing.
IIED is supposed to be, you know, extreme things like desacrating corpses
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (MLrvz)
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oh, well, there was just a midterm plebes. You voted for a biden economy.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:20 PM (MLrvz)
Lucky for them the end of the world is right around the corner. The rest of us have to keep on going.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)
You can even speak to NameRedacted, a hiring manager/software development manager on the team before the interview. I can arrange for Redacted to give you a call to share more details about the team.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Are anal beads involved in the interview prep? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: potential amazon worker at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:30 PM (C1Zwz)
Oh, cool. I missed that.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 10, 2022 05:33 PM (Nd9N3)
Catamites?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 10, 2022 05:33 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:33 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Queequeg
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if they steal the house, then the country deserves being pushed in front of an oncoming commuter rail.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:33 PM (MLrvz)
DeSantis will send them on a taxpayer funded vacation in Martha's Vineyard.
DeSantis is soft on immigration. He ain't no TRUE conservative. He's in bed with Romney and Bush!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (++VQ7)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: torabora at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (z0aPa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (MLrvz)
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Yes.
And without Siri and the other "assistants".
Lived without them thus far, pretty sure I'll continue to do so.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (aEubh)
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (4wISN)
Saves Elon that nice severance package as he fires them for cause.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (C1Zwz)
I think we're pretty much there when 75% of the electorate is dissatisfied with the direction of the country, and half of them still voted for the party that caused the dissatisfaction.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (HmZuC)
who wants to be accountable for that
Posted by: sockamster
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Most people don't believe that's going to happen.
Normalcy bias is a bitch.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (aEubh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (pb6ET)
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets
Muhahahaha.. You are soooo staying on the far side of that pod bay door!
Posted by: Alexa (taking control of life support) at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (JTRqZ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (aEubh)
A career path for other laid-off tech workers to follow...
Posted by: Typical Tech Employee!
When I received riot control training oh so many years ago, it was noted that in a true mob riot, one should discharge their pew pew stick into the third or fourth rank where the mob equivalent of NCOs are stationed. NOT, into the front rank unless injury was eminent. Take out the field leaders, mob will break up.
Fun fact to remember for the former Yelp person.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (LsEU/)
$329.99
https://bityl.co/FaBf
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (C1Zwz)
They had to know a lot of stuff to qualify. It wasn't particularly useful, but it was something.
These days the fancy degrees means they have memorized about 5 slogans.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)
or becoming illegals.
Posted by: whig
Like that means anything.
Posted by: rickb223
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In a recession, it does as even entry jobs get filled quickly. That is coming soon. At current mortgage rates, new home sales are ending, venture capital is drying up, and consumption in a high inflation era like eating out or stopping to get a deluxe cappuccino is going to take a hit. Go to cyclical stocks right now if you must invest or short term T bills.
Posted by: potential amazon worker at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (ae0kX)
Posted by: socka
*****
Well in California that's going to be another 10 years if they're lucky.
Posted by: torabora at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (z0aPa)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (bdYma)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: somewhat disappointed at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)
Tell her to make you a sandwich.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (yHsuS)
The Email-Caste is a good term. I'm wondering if it can be improved; first thought is The Virtual Caste, with its double meaning.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (WrCXZ)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (zNcSj)
You know, with Covid-19 still an existential threat, telephone sanitizers are needed more than ever!
Posted by: Laid off Meta Employee, practicing for an interview at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (PiwSw)
Hanging in there. Thanks!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (nxdel)
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Glad to hear that.
Bless you.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (wmDcS)
Same with academia. More like slackademia.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:37 PM (eoQWY)
Count on ace for the 'cruth' - cruel truth.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (6THwK)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (C1Zwz)
I've been using "global managerial class," but "mandarin class" as well. Like the mandarins, entry is determined by their ability to test well, and the goal is a secure position within the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (9X60i)
Yup, still scratching my head on how we are supposed to believe there are 5 more guaranteed seats coming out of California after that rainstorm brought in the perfect opportunity to delay and fortify.
Worst case: 1 seat short of majority... Best Case: McCarthy is finally shown the door from Leadership.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (PiwSw)
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Yes, but all we need to do is "move to the cloud" and this will all be solved (80% of CIO's sincerely believe this).
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (AaLDK)
Here's what cracks me up, and really, it's the only bright spot in this royal clusterfuck that is the Biden economy, is that-
only with a Trumpian-style economy blowing and going full-speed ahead
could any of these progtards have jobs, could any of their idiotic progressive dreams come true,
could the rest of the population, you know those terrible Deplorables, be all fat, dumb, and happy with their lives and incomes and so ignore these idiots shenanigans and creepiness cuz they're satisfied with living and enjoying their own lives and families
And these Lame-ass, hatchet-headed Woketards actually worked hard, worked overtime to destroy the only environment in which they could thrive cuz they just had to get rid of OrangeManBad, the guy who's economy kept them drinking juice boxes and playing Twister as a job. Welcome to poverty!
Good job, assholes!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:34 PM (++VQ7)
Bullshit. Give it a rest, bro.
DeSantis takes the liberal ones and ships 'em up to liberal land and turns the good ones into Republicans in Miami.
Your boy Trump is all talk. Hell, he married a damn foreigner.
DeSantis is the REAL conservative!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (xLqhd)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Oh. As a condition of severance?
Posted by: Golfman at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (jZc8c)
Posted by: ace
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Where is Diogenes? We've found him an honest man.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (Zzbjj)
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My prediction is that they'll start with us old farts: Soylent Gray. (Or Grey - don't want to start up an old fight.)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (ae0kX)
I wouldn't be surprised if the goal was to encourage a lot of people to leave, and once the remainder are consolidated, he'll move Twitter HQ out of CA.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (/0Tm1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (IyrhE)
Fun fact to remember for the former Yelp person.
Posted by: Tonypete
Kill or Be Killed by Col. Rex Applegate has a whole interesting section where he discusses what he learned as a security consultant to Latin American governments about rioting. Later, I saw that Israelis used some of his tactics against the Intifada types. Such as using a sniper with.22 LRs to wound but not kill their leaders. The wound would need attention but not be life threatening. Essentially removing and punishing leaders from the fray but not allowing them to be martyrs.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (CXr4y)
TFX going from $32 billion a day ago to $1.00 yesterday is quite the feat.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 10, 2022 05:40 PM (zNcSj)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:35 PM (C1Zwz)
the Soviets were good at naming things - Nomenklatura. From a job description in Republican Rome that would recognize faces in the crowd and whisper the name to a candidate. I think it was an illegal job too, you were supposed to know that yourself.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:40 PM (eoQWY)
A cold wind is blowing through the tech world right now.
All the people who were saying: "If they make me go back to the office, I'll just get a remote job elsewhere" should be rethinking their premises.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2022 05:40 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2022 05:40 PM (IyrhE)
So far the fediverse, which by and large despises "journalist" LARPers, has been having a field day mocking them. They might have blocked the "Nazi/bigot/hate/troll" instances (i.e., 80% of the fediverse) but even just knowing that real people are out there openly mocking them and there isn't a damn thing they can do about it has them seething and coping. (And in some cases desperately trying to mold the fediverse itself into their Twitter clone hugbox, proving once again we aren't dealing with particularly clever people)
They'll likely all be gone by January, so get your hits in while you can! (If you're not already there, you'll want to avoid Mastodon instances because Mastodon is hot garbage. Sign up on a Pleroma one instead)
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (j0dpR)
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100% of them voted for Joey No Brains and straight D this week.
It couldn't happen to a nicer group.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (AaLDK)
And it's good for you. So eat some too
Techie vegans! Crunch crunch crunch
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (Zzbjj)
TFX going from $32 billion a day ago to $1.00 yesterday is quite the feat.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 10, 2022 05:40 PM (zNcSj)
I don't even think Kamala can go down as fast as that did.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (OLVeZ)
I know many peers who are in "tech" - doing nothing useful - from home - who consider "working" to be answering emails while binging Netflix.
they literally bill hours for crafting emails
lol I am so HERE FOR THIS! this tech bubble has been prevented from "adjusting" for a long long time.
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (w0NJk)
It would be nice if we could have a thread or two free of Trump Wars 2.0.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (yHsuS)
What's more, according to one highly placed source, Elon Musk has just suggested that "bankruptcy isn't out of the question."
Posted by: Just reporting at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (YHyeJ)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (aGT/k)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (JeHxJ)
I wouldn't be surprised if the goal was to encourage a lot of people to leave, and once the remainder are consolidated, he'll move Twitter HQ out of CA.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM
he could accelerate the attrition by moving the Twitter HQ to Murdo, South Dakota right now
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (wCJNV)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (Xui1N)
Posted by: somewhat disappointed at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)
Tell her to make you a sandwich.
Posted by: Comrade flounder,
It's pronounced "sammich"
And, no.
Posted by: Alexa (taking control of life support) at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (JTRqZ)
Posted by: Iron Man at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (PiwSw)
Orange Fruit Bad
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (TgBWG)
Nah, we're stringy and tough to chew.
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2022 05:42 PM (gmo/4)
They similarly whined about that at Twitter.
I don't know what to tell you. It's a contract for employment in a foreign country, not a grant of citizenship. That's how the contract works."
But it's not FAIR!
Posted by: Laid-off Meta Employees who were told in school that everything in life must be fair to them at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (AaLDK)
I'm finally of the age where I'd much rather get that than the plastic shit people hand me for nostalgia... mmmm roasted walnuts...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (OLVeZ)
BIDEN: "Now I've been given a list of ten people that I'm supposed to call on and you're all supposed to ask me one question." [15-seconds video]
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1590787980574490624
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (sn5EN)
Your boy Trump is all talk. Hell, he married a damn foreigner.
DeSantis is the REAL conservative!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:38 PM (xLqhd)
I ain't you damn bro, bro.
Trump made his ol' ladyb learn to speak English like an American.
DeSantis has got all them signs down there in Florida written in Spanish.
He's a GOPe plant, I got it on good authority from Q!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (xLqhd)
Posted by: Archer at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ace
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They were arguably more intelligent in China as they had to pass rigorous civil service exams. Later the term was used for high ranking employees in the British civil service. Once again, almost always from Oxbridge graduates and public school alum networks. Yes Minister repeatedly makes fun of the fact that the minister only went to the LSE while his civil servant advisors went to Oxford. There is a terrific episode in the sequel Yes Prime Minister based on a true situation. The prime minister learns the head of MI5 was a Russian Agent but had been cleared in the past by a security check by his current civil servant advisor. Deals a lot with the old school tie and that sort.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (0R0Vd)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: somewhat disappointed at November 10, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)
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Ask Alexa to play "Last Train To Clarksville" and you might get an underground AOC orgy video.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (WrCXZ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (pTb/Z)
Actually seems smart.
Posted by: blaster at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (Xui1N)
@disclosetv · 44m
JUST IN - Twitter's head of "Trust and Safety" Yoel Roth and head of sales Robin Wheeler are departing the company — WSJ
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (yikp0)
Thats nothing new, and of course The muh free shit and crazy cat lady army don't give a damned about it. Welcome to Trans-Humanism...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (AaLDK)
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This is always a bullshit, shadow self-effacement. What it really means is, 'Okay, we've dealt with that, time to forget it and move on'. Let's call it 'An amnesty'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (m0EjK)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (fCIVT)
I hope so. It's better than tiktok
i heard people saying that was a no-brainer, because Musk needs some way to monetize this mess
tho i don't know how vines get monetized
also i don't know what a vinez is
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:25 PM (C1Zwz)
You need to pay more than 8 dollars a month or 0 to be able to post vinez and manage vinez. So if you want it, you are a paying customer.
Not that I know what a vinez is.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Just reporting at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (YHyeJ)
Catturd for the win.
Posted by: Golfman at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (jZc8c)
Demisexual rage is hot.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bluebell
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The cray-cray is spreading!
Run!!!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (aEubh)
Posted by: Golfman at November 10, 2022 05:39 PM (jZc8c)
I would think condition of severance would be GTFO and don't come back, so I think that is just the remainders.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (yHsuS)
Nothing says "my work has no real value" quite like that.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Just reporting
Just one more tool in the toolbox for Musk. heh heh
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Indignacio
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Yup, he's been in regularly in the last few days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (m0EjK)
DeSantis is the REAL conservative!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I ain't you damn bro, bro. Trump made his ol' ladyb learn to speak English like an American. DeSantis has got all them signs down there in Florida written in Spanish.
He's a GOPe plant, I got it on good authority from Q! Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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I learned to argue from both sides now.
From give and take and still somehow
It's media's illusions that I recall
I really don't know pols at all.
Posted by: Joanie Mitchell at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (aEubh)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:29 PM (C1Zwz
*****
Laws are made to be broken.
Posted by: Millions of ILLEGAL Aliens at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (z0aPa)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (Zzbjj)
Look at the history of the Cambridge Five. Old school tie definitely trumped evidence that they were Communist Party members.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (KCOCK)
I used to do that! starving artist ya know
in England they call it "skipping."
these email class types love talking like Brits
Learn to Skip
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:45 PM (AaLDK)
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him.
Posted by: Grace at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (xLqhd)
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Get a room, you two!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (yikp0)
It's a shame this country is full of traitors. Otherwise there'd be a helluva market for bounty hunters that find these H1B illegals and get their asses back on the boat.
Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (CgQvH)
Looks like I picked a good week to give up my compassion for mankind.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (sn5EN)
He's a GOPe plant, I got it on good authority from Q!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:43 PM (xLqhd)
Oh there you go with your Q-anon stuff.
You probably think Trump has a secret army of white hats that are gonna come save us with your little tin-foil hat.
Dude, DeSantis shut Disney down while your boy Trump was spraying Lysol on everything afraid of the boogie-man cold virus.
Deathsantis is the man! Get some!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (xLqhd)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (mnUzy)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (Xui1N)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (aEubh)
You okay?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (aEubh)
Glad to see we’ve moved on.
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (pTb/Z)
he needs to change his name to Braxton Bragg.
There was a story that pre-war he was running 2 jobs at a remoter post and as squad leader made a requisition and as Quartermaster refused it then forwarded up to his superior.
Boss said "Damn it Bragg, you've argued with every man in the army and here you are arguing with yourself!"
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (xLqhd)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner
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Yep, I'm fairly certain you're right. Mark Groubert called it on Tues afternoon -- every race where the Dims would somehow beat the "red wave." And he was on the money.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:44 PM (pTb/Z)
Shiv them both, then ask questions.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (yHsuS)
"Trump’s pre-election unexpected attack on DeSantis may have turned off a few thousand independents and Republicans from voting for Trump-affiliated candidates. And his pre-midterm boast that he would likely run for president may have scared — and energized — some last-minute, hard-core anti-Trumpers and Democrats to go out to vote."
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To be clear, I think Trump was the greatest president this country had in a very long time, he arrived at the right time and showed the way on how to make America great again. I'm also dumbfounded as to why he is attacking DeSantis, a great governor and standard bearer for doing the right things to make Florida great. Can someone explain to me how this helps the cause? I'm not following Trump's multi-dimensional chess moves here.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: bluebell
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The cray-cray is spreading!
Run!!!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (aEubh)
Its coming from inside.... HIS HEAD!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: bluebell
Like right and left Twix?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (ym7CX)
Run!!!
Posted by: SMH
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This way, this way! No...that way, that way!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (m0EjK)
3 pounds of colossal king crab legs? 19.99. Double your order, and it's only 25$! A mill/drill/lathe machine with laser cutter which retails for over 1500 dollars, just 69.95 from a FB advertiser that just set up shop a few minutes ago.
A miniature 4 cylinder 4 stroke Toyo nitro engine that retails for 599 dollars, just 49 dollars on FB. And as we head into the Christmas shopping season, they're popping up again.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (oi8wL)
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (w0NJk)
The one with the finely-styled goatee, of course.
Posted by: Spock at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (pLSJi)
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We recently had an open communist as the head of an alphabet agency (cia?) who didn't hide it when applying for his first job with them.
Welcome!
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (Xui1N)
Posted by: Grace
One of my favorite go to phrases.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: ace
Wastrels seems appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (VKDOi)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 05:48 PM (mnUzy)
Trying to fit a hurricane into 140 characters
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bearded Spock at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: mikethemoose at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM
Nah. Store shelves are still well stocked with toilet paper.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Kratwurst at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (geVLo)
That is the root of a lot of this silly shit... a New York Times reporter that Trump does not even know.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (oHd/0)
Run!!!
Posted by: SMH
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This way, this way! No...that way, that way!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (m0EjK)
Serpentine!!!
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: bluebell
Like right and left Twix?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (ym7CX)
One has paint on the right side of his face, the other on the left.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (eoQWY)
And it's good for you. So eat some too
Techie vegans! Crunch crunch crunch
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:41 PM (Zzbjj)
__________
How should we market them?
Better Than Bugs?
I Can't Believe It's Not Cockroach?
Impossible Ants?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM
It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (Wnv9h)
First impressions: Wheeler very strongly believes ad sales will only flourish if all content advertisers dislike doesn't exist on the platform. She wants details and she's pushing for specifics on brand safety.
Yoel has very little to add. He seems like a yes man and when Musk asks him to weigh in, he echoes what Musk just said or said in a previous forum.
Musk believes strongly that increasing the cost of bad behavior will reduce the bad behavior. His vision is that trolls will not want to lose the account they paid for, so they will moderate themselves. Also, he anticipates that sensitive users will turn off comments from unverified users, so they'll only see content from people moderating themselves.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (xLqhd)
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Yes, and not only that, you had two different hashes. You were frightening me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:51 PM (pTb/Z)
The bitter clinger thing won't be serious until bc refers to himself in the third person.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM
Bob Dole thinks that is a healthy sign.
*trips over Bob Dole curb cutout*
Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at November 10, 2022 05:52 PM (y3pKJ)
$329.99
https://bityl.co/FaBf
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 10, 2022 05:36 PM (yQpMk)
Nice beaver....tail
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 10, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:52 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner
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I suspect this is the right answer.
Biden hinted at it after the election, too.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:52 PM (Xui1N)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM
Nah. Store shelves are still well stocked with toilet paper.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Beat me to it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (Wnv9h)
TP reserves need restocking
Posted by: Kratwurst at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (nIRE6)
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Well done!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 05:49 PM (fs1hN)
This can't be true as we all know VDH likes the cruel.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
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Are you kidding? See you in 2025.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
Nah - two more years, donna.
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
I am having flashbacks to the Trump Cruz wars of 2016. remember those?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (mnUzy)
Biden hinted at it after the election, too.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:52 PM (Xui1N)
Dave has said multiple times today to ignore this
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (xhxe8)
First question: do you have experience working people out? How did you do that?
Dodged a huge bullet. The pay was good but heavily tilted to stock grants. 2x my normal pay, but really the same given there’s no stock incentive now.
Posted by: MJ at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 05:53 PM (mnUzy)
yes...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (bs+z0)
What is check-hammering?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (4OHdF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (PiwSw)
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No, but thank you for asking.
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: Grace at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (pLSJi)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (pTb/Z)
Turn into birds?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (AaLDK)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:46 PM (pTb/Z)
Two Generations have been wired to chase down "Internet Points" through business practices known as "Game-ification" and "Monetization." Its here to stay... for the rest of our lives.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (OLVeZ)
Ponces fits pretty well.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (HjfVN)
Where is the GOP?
Posted by: Floridachick at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (oajph)
https://tinyurl.com/5xbt62s9
It's only $10k at Palmetto State armory
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (Xui1N)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 05:50 PM (geVLo)
I watched a famous bicycle frame builder fix a cracked rear dropout on my expensive frame.
He was like a fvcking surgeon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (pTb/Z)
*sends M&Ms and dark chocolate through USB port to cover all the bases*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (m/zX3)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (Zzbjj)
What is check-hammering?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
I can tell you!
-- Lawrence O'Donnell
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (fCIVT)
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Academically sure.
Election wise it's important.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (Xui1N)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2022 05:26 PM
Wait! Twitter has tech support?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (iZEhM)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM (AaLDK)
Better buy the ammo because the remaining seats that "Assure our House Majority" are supposed to come from California... with a whopping 30% of the vote reporting in. McCarthy has definitely gotta be shitting his pants right now... cause if he doesn't deliver he's fucked.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: dartist at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: Klaw at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (VQea+)
Insolent twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (fuCr+)
But who will sanitize all those telephones now?
Posted by: Greybeard Represent at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (jgRaQ)
Posted by: MJ at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (zwDuR)
I'll bet those grants are restricted, and vest slowly, and in the future...the far future.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (UJJTo)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (TgBWG)
Would you like to try my roast beef on the cob?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (xhxe8)
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Have they finished counting?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate
They're arguing about what comes after one.....
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (T4tVD)
I watched a famous bicycle frame builder fix a cracked rear dropout on my expensive frame.
He was like a fvcking surgeon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM
I recently watched a YT video of a welder fixing the same problem I have on my tractor. He set it ablaze.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (y3pKJ)
Impacted employees will receive 16 weeks of pay plus two additional weeks for every year of service, Zuckerberg said.
Dood, that's better than the severance I've ever seen at any company I've worked for over 27 years in telecom. They're still a bunch of spoiled brats.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (bs+z0)
There was a story that pre-war he was running 2 jobs at a remoter post and as squad leader made a requisition and as Quartermaster refused it then forwarded up to his superior.
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I was briefly in a transient company at Ft. Dix. There was a guy who had, by some means, obtained a second field jacket with some other name on it.
Generally, transient companies are not well organized. People come and go all of the time. Sometimes even the NCO's are transients
Anyhow, this guy kept swapping out field jackets, so, periodically, when his alternate persona failed to show up for some assigned detail (the alternate persona being down at the PX, drinking milkshakes), he would just swap jackets out until the heat died down. It was funny as hell. The poor hapless NCO-du-jour walking through the ranks looking for 'Johnson'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (1vJmm)
the fuck??? Where are the lawyers? I mean why not just announce you are stealing it already. OH wait....
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (bs+z0)
Donna, it’s me - lovable kraken!
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: mpfs
I saw Insolent Twats open for lots of guys they really didn't like in the band.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:47 PM (Zzbjj)
........
Not until it's translated into IsiXhosa.
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (nnp+f)
For a long time Alexa "voice recognition" was a dude listening in live before you said anything when there was sound. Then he would type in the question to the system and you'd get an answer. They heard a lot of juicy stuff that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (t3IUU)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 05:56 PM (nxdel)
Watch out for those Brain Clouds!
Posted by: Joe, looking for a volcano at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2022 05:54 PM (pTb/Z)
What sort of nonsense is this? You should be better prepared.
Martha Stewart would be disappointed in you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (XIJ/X)
Donna, it’s me - lovable kraken!
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (fCIVT)
You didn't say anything trollish . It's all the election stuff
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (bs+z0)
Where is the GOP?
__________
Harmeet Dhillon to the white courtesy phone, Ms Dhillon, please pick up the white courtesy phone, thank you!
I think this is on orders to keep the Trump bad stories going through the Sunday talky head shows. But maybe they are going to rub our faces in their obvious stealing again.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (pb6ET)
Posted by: Eeyore
Yes, we call it ground round 80% and sell it only at Whole Foods for 10.00/lb
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (VKDOi)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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About half of the DIY Youtube things that I have watched are just inept.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (fuCr+)
Donna, it’s me - lovable kraken!
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (fCIVT)
You didn't say anything trollish . It's all the election stuff
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:59 PM (bs+z0)
Sometimes I get a little sensitive cause I only have one name. I don’t know what to add to it.
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (fCIVT)
Actually, there are jobs out there. I suggest the fired employees tune in to the Mike Rowe series on Fox Business "America Works". He highlights various companies such as a steel works making products from scrap steel, or a cement plant, industries with heavy labor in tough conditions that still require people with a good amount of smarts. And they are hiring.
Blue collar workers were told "Learn to Code". These tech people should be told "Learn to Labor". It will do them good.
Posted by: George V at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (ugbqN)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:01 PM (mnUzy)
Posted by: Oldcat
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I love it! Consider that stolen.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 06:01 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:01 PM (mnUzy)
He didn't say anything about men
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 06:01 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:01 PM (mnUzy)
he goes into all the steamy details of all the lovely lasses he was never alone with.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 10, 2022 05:57 PM (UJJTo)
Bernie Mikkelson
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 06:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:02 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Joe
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Lately, I seem distracted by flickering fluorescent bulbs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 06:02 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 10, 2022 06:02 PM (m/zX3)
People are extremely pissed off.
Good. Heads should roll. Twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (fCIVT)
"Release The"
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (fCIVT)
Phil, MC.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (fCIVT)
Ackshewallee, "Lovable kraken" works well.
It made me smile. I like the smashing together of opposites.
But, then, I would.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (KLPy8)
About half of the DIY Youtube things that I have watched are just inept.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM
It always pay to read the first few comments first. Where someone with some level of intelligence offers some simple answer that costs nothing, like 'tighten that screw first'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 05:58 PM (bs+z0)
Same happy troll as always, been busy raising daughters the past couple of years. They can finally feed and dress themselves. This House Majority assumption looks shaky as my right knee.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (OLVeZ)
Something in this thread reminded me of him.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (Zzbjj)
Phil, MC.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Damnit! Too slow.
*shakes tiny fists*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (LsEU/)
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Um, not sure you have identified the actual parties that will be on the receiving end of the "consumation" of the Democrat/WEF plans. McCarthy will be fine, it's the rest of us Americans (including many of the NPCs who voted for the D, good and hard) that should be worried.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (fs1hN)
"Emploi fictif"
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (nxdel)
That is fkn absurd.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Archer
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Umm, that would make us just like the elites. Don't think they'll want us plebs horning in on their action.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: kraken
Get to.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (ym7CX)
Posted by: kraken
Gypsies, tramps, thieves, Cher...
Posted by: Cher at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (y3pKJ)
"Perhaps next time don't use gasoline as a lubricant."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 06:00 PM (1vJmm)
you need a reaction show pointing out how inept they are.
Then a reaction show reacting to your funny video pointing out the inept stuff.
Don't laugh - there's a comedian doing this for fried rice recipes, and a couple that reacts to the comedian.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (eoQWY)
I think this relates to a concept called "cultivated ignorance"--purposefully and proudly not knowing how to do something, as a status signifier. Why should I know how to change a tire? There are people for that. WORKING people. I don't have to know how to do it myself and wouldn't anyway because its beneath me. Someone else can change my tire while I'm brainstorming names for my Diversity & Inclusion initiative.
Posted by: harrison bergeron at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (WAIPr)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:01 PM (mnUzy)
It was either The Presidency or A book deal... he went with book deal. Less pay but a hell of a lot less work.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (OLVeZ)
https://tinyurl.com/5xbt62s9
It's only $10k at Palmetto State armory
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 10, 2022 05:55 PM
Purty...but with no fun switch. I'll pass and use that money for ammo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)
Beau Biden is spinning in his grave.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: kraken
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Just tack on something vapid and pointless.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (Khgxe)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (pb6ET)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (nxdel)
This is nerve wracking
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (KLPy
Shaken Manhattan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (XIJ/X)
People are extremely pissed off.
Good. Heads should roll. Twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (fuCr+)
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Don't be a tease. Details, or at least a link.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
"Perhaps next time don't use gasoline as a lubricant."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
"Uh, you know they make wire strippers for just that job right."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:04 PM (TgBWG)
I bet his salary reviews went well.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: A dude in mi at November 10, 2022 06:07 PM (/6GbT)
***
I thought no one involved in counting can be a federal employee?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 06:07 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 06:07 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:07 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:05 PM
McCracken. Phil McCracken.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)
It was glorious!
Just about everyone agreed there was shenanigans afoot on Tuesday. Bonus: they made it clear that they will never trust the results of elections again.
Luzerne County Election Twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (XIJ/X)
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Pleasant CBD.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes
Bill Bailey
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 06:07 PM (T4tVD)
Puddin Tane
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Eeyore
Was it here that I saw a picture of Hormel's Beyond Salad packages of pastrami? I don't know if it was real or not.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (HjfVN)
People are extremely pissed off.
Good. Heads should roll. Twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (fuCr+)
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Don't be a tease. Details, or at least a link.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (TgBWG)
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I read that some county manager resigned. Honestly, who cares. The thing with the thing in his neck is still senator.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (RG7Wy)
The psaki ceremony (drunkenly removes pants, quickly lifts Jen's mouth to the organ, grunts, passes out)
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (Q/6pY)
Beau Biden is spinning in his grave.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (geVLo)
Scouting out the next place to send our soldiers to die.
/spit
Posted by: Joe, looking for a volcano at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (oHd/0)
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A ruse! This 'fortress' is there to keep the lawyers occupied. They probably already removed the ballots to a secure Motel6, for 'fortifying'.*
*Please visit the official government website of Podunk Co. Arizona to learn why our elections are the most safe and secure elections since the election of Pope Francis!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at November 10, 2022 06:08 PM (RG7Wy)
We should take bets on how long until he strokes out again
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (2xlV3)
Kristallnacht?
Posted by: KFC at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (HjfVN)
Posted by: kraken
I like to add Mexican Coke. Real sugar makes the difference.
Posted by: blaster at November 10, 2022 06:10 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (fCIVT)
Honestly, I still think the WEF is holding Tryouts on who will and wont be in their Glorious Round Table of Genocide.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (OLVeZ)
Here's mine "Reap what you sow. Learn to do real work..."
"Do ya want fries with that?"
Posted by: Space Shuttle Door Gunner Left Side at November 10, 2022 05:24 PM
You know the story about the miner that took his kid to the basketball game after work and didn't have time to shower or even change clothes? When I look at the picture, what I think is that someone who has reflective stripes sewn into his uniform so that they have a shot at finding the body in case of an accident is someone who probably works for a living.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (iZEhM)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes
I can't get Bobby Darin's version of that outta my head !
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (T4tVD)
25% or better of those women will get married and make a family. Soiboi's loss.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (dwYx+)
I learned to weld from the internet
most of the woodworking vids are kinda dumb
esp when some spends 20-25 hours on a piece of junk
I tried to make a vid on advanced restoration, redoing an 18th Dutch leather screen
20% into the restoration, I had like 30 hrs of vid
mostly of me digging at my ass
not my thing
Posted by: REDACTED at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (us2H3)
Kristallnacht?
Posted by: KFC at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (HjfVN)
Okay, I laughed. A lot.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (KLPy8)
People are extremely pissed off.
Good. Heads should roll. Twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:03 PM (fuCr+)
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Don't be a tease. Details, or at least a link.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (TgBWG)
No kidding. Dish.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Cheri at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Senator Elect Fteerman at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (oTZbj)
Easy for you to say. No, seriously- you find that easy to say.
Posted by: Lumpy at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (HjfVN)
Posted by: kraken
The world's greatest deliberative body.
No, really guys!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: kraken
kraken, get
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: blaster at November 10, 2022 06:10 PM (pwExq)
Sugar.... riiiiiiiiiiiight....
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (LsEU/)
Kristallnacht?
Posted by: KFC at November 10, 2022 06:09 PM (HjfVN)
Okay, I laughed. A lot.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 06:11 PM (KLPy
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:13 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: A dude in mi at November 10, 2022 06:13 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:13 PM (fuCr+)
not my thing
Posted by: REDACTED
You wouldn't have happened to save any of that video, would you?
Posted by: Obummer at November 10, 2022 06:14 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:13 PM (5pTK/)
Yeah, pretty hard to laugh at the Horse that was a Roman Senator now...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 06:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: kraken
I like to add Mexican Coke. Real sugar makes the difference.
Posted by: blaster
Bolivian coke is the best.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2022 06:14 PM (ym7CX)
Posted by: A dude in mi at November 10, 2022 06:13 PM (/6GbT)
When they swear him in, will they need two Bibles??
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:14 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: A dude in mi at November 10, 2022 06:15 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: kraken
_______
We've had 2 years' practice with "President Biden".
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:15 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 06:15 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: A dude in mi
Repeat after me: "I (state your name) do solemnly swear. . ."
Lumpy - "Erk, wall switch moon eat adverb".
Posted by: Obummer at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Senator Elect Fteerman
It's never Lumpus.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:12 PM (LsEU/)
Could be a carbuncle.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
It perfectly suits them. I’ve been there a few times and it’s always been overcast and looks like a dystopian novel. The people are…not attractive.
Not all of course, but the average is not kind.
Posted by: MJ at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (zwDuR)
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I found this woodworking video to be very informative - https://youtu.be/75iOaMW-pTE
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Zod Faulkner at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (Q/6pY)
The YT video was great. He welds on some bolt on a garden tractor part. Sparks flying everywhere. Then I hear the word, "shit" and the camera just sits there. About a minute later he reappears with a garden hose and puts the fire out.
I'm just supposing here, but isn't welding with a full tank of gas (or less) inches away something that could go terribly wrong?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (y3pKJ)
should be lowered to 7 maybe 8
Posted by: REDACTED at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (us2H3)
Brace yourself, here: In terms of raw vote totals, Republicans did better in the 2022 midterms (+6.1) than they did in the 2014 midterms (+5.7)
Tim Graham @TimJGraham · 9h
If Republicans acted like Democrats, they'd insist that their House majority should match their popular vote total.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (dwYx+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:16 PM (fs1hN)
smells like a rick roll
Posted by: REDACTED at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: A dude in mi at November 10, 2022 06:13 PM (/6GbT)
Fetterman should swear in, and then The Lump should swear in with a Senior Wences voice.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (AbL8c)
Fetterman in attendance, who sits next to him?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (dwYx+)
Ewwww!!!
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2022 06:14 PM (oHd/0)
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If I'd have had some coffee in my mouth, you'd owe me a monitor.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (fs1hN)
Fetterman in attendance, who sits next to him?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (dwYx+)
live, Seasame Street
Posted by: REDACTED at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 10, 2022 06:19 PM (pb6ET)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 06:06 PM (XIJ/X)
That sounds like the title of the great lost Elvis movie.
Shakin' Manhattan, baby!
Shakin' the Bowery, honey!
We'll be shake, shake, shakin'
When we're drink, drink, drinking Manhattans tonight!
Hey, if The King shakes his Manhattans. It's got to be the right way!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 06:19 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: REDACTED
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if the horse is next.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:19 PM (dwYx+)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM (yikp0)
If California ever finishes counting, thats going to change... or at least becoming exceedingly marginal.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:19 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 10, 2022 06:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 10, 2022 06:19 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: kraken
kraken, get
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Okay; that was funny !
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (4I/2K)
What would you say, you do here?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (pNxlR)
I want to know where they will find a suit for him and if the batshit crazy wifey will tweeze those massive eyebrows.
Both of them need to tweeze.
I'm being churlish but fuck em. They're all twats.
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (uanMf)
Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
Better than most Nobel Lit. Prize candidates.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: MJ
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As per PJW's latest video, the Dims elected 3 dead people. One in TN, one in Cali, and the guy in Penn. And that doesn't even include Fetterman.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (tQL7r)
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ITA, bluebell. Social media is a human catastrope.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (xhxe8)
Luzerne County, Pa 99% recorded
Oz (R) 59,548 53.1%
Fetterman (D) 49,773 44.4%
Philly says, "Hold my beer".
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: kraken
kraken, get
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Okay; that was funny !
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 06:20 PM (T4tVD)
vmom has always given me good advice -:like get your nose worked on, kraken, before it falls off!!!! Which I did, and now I am cured.
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: JT
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Hiya, JT! How ya doin'?
Posted by: Prime Sister
Hiya Sis !
Doin' Okay !
Posted by: JT at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: Caliban at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (ni2c1)
They should all serve on committee together.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:18 PM (fs1hN)
And Rump Roasts... don't Forget about Rump Roasts...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (xhxe8)
ITA, bluebell. Social media is a human catastrope.
Posted by: Lady in Black
Turning pre-teen girls into wanna be sluts since (add year here).
Posted by: Obummer at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (LsEU/)
>>Fetterman in attendance, who sits next to him?
I have it 8 to 1 they give him fabulous prizes and parting gifts and some make work job five seconds after his hand comes off the bible and he announces he's stepping down for health reasons.
He cant think, speak or talk, I know it's the US Senate but even so, they're not going to want some Lurch looking dumbf**k stalking the back hallways and stinking up the Senate squash court.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2022 06:22 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:23 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:23 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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GA GOP is simply awful. I think Scott was the one that had made major bucks when they listed stock trading.
Posted by: Joanie Mitchell at November 10, 2022 06:23 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:24 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 10, 2022 06:24 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 10, 2022 06:24 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:24 PM (pNxlR)
Fetterman in attendance, who sits next to him?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:17 PM
Swearing *in*, swearing *at*....whatever works.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2022 06:24 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: dartist at November 10, 2022 06:24 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (us2H3)
https://youtu.be/dRTZvT8tDDY
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (fCIVT)
Posted by: cool breeze at November 10, 2022 06:26 PM (UGKMd)
he lost by one percent
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 06:26 PM (w0NJk)
The next "vanity industry" that'll receive its comeuppance will be "gender affirming services". Mark my words.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kraken
George.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: George Forman at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 06:21 PM (tQL7r)
That's gotta be a record, yes?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (dReA3)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (fCIVT)
George.
Posted by: George Foreman at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (PiwSw)
>In the era of the Biden Administration, everybody is a doctor, like Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (7cRTM)
__________
Mo-tel, K-tel, Doan-tel and Charles
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: George Forman at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (fCIVT)
If I worked at FB, I think the fact that they built a bunch of multi million dollar campuses in East Palo Alto and shuttered them before they were even fully open would be a huge clue to update my Linkedin profile. I mean, how long can a company sustain racquetball courts, smoothie bars and 5 star chefs to make soy and kale thermidor and edamame and quinoa au gratin for thousands of people that only show up to work for free food and a shower?
Every fucking time I had to go into those places I marveled at the thinking that had to be going on. And this is barely the start for Meta, the only reason they're alive is they happened to buy Instagram. Sadly, google can probably float their boat forever. But I'd sure like to see that change.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: CN doesn't miss Xiden at November 10, 2022 05:11 PM (Zzbjj)
Me. I ran a small dental office for 45 years. HR meetings were in the hallway for all 4 of us between patients.
Posted by: free tibet at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (PiwSw)
We've gone from tragedy to farce in an incredibly short amount of time.
All I can do now is laugh.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (5pTK/)
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I, state your name...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (7cRTM)
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I bet his wife has got his signature down pat by now. She'll be doing a lot of signing and voting on his behalf.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (VoNp6)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (LsEU/)
Don't forget we gave you 'Admiral' 'Rachel' Levine and 'Lia' Thomas, too.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (6THwK)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:27 PM (Zzbjj)
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FAKE!
The real Merrick Garland would never know that.
I had a professor of Roman History who put that on a test. Really.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (fCIVT)
Gibson, Jackson, Harley, Plymouth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2022 06:30 PM (VwHCD)
So does this mean that the Democrats' focus on two simple issues of abortion and college debt forgiveness drove their turnout and won the day? And those two issues apparently trumped everything else (economy, inflation, sending taxpayer money to Ukraine, skyrocketing gas and energy costs, mutilating and castrating children, sexual exploitation of children, Plandemic lockdown mask and "vaccine" policies, etc).
What a sad, shallow, pathetic society we have become.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 10, 2022 06:30 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 10, 2022 06:30 PM (9bp5t)
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I, state your name...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (7cRTM)
lol
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:30 PM (mnUzy)
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2022 06:31 PM (V13WU)
"Rice.......sandpaper."
"Thank you, Senator."
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:31 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: kraken
kraken, philma
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2022 06:31 PM (CcYpu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (7cRTM)
lol
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:30 PM (mnUzy)
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Or, "I, Pennsylvania..."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 10, 2022 06:31 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (2xlV3)
We've gone from tragedy to farce in an incredibly short amount of time. All I can do now is laugh.
Posted by: Blake
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Good coping mechanism but I think it means a substantial number of working class voters sat this one out as they have given up on voting. The GOP is the same corporate COC suckers and the Dems are crazy. Best to stay fetal until the beatings stop.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (CXr4y)
All I can do now is laugh.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM (5pTK/)
Yep.
It's like towns that elect a dog mayor, only on state and federal levels.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (AbL8c)
this is correct
they will drag this out so we are dispirited AND to keep their troops excited as long as possible going into the runoff in GA
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter of imaginary foes at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (fCIVT)
Debit, Credit, LIFO, and FIFO
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: vmom
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Sup Court decisions limit it to 60 days or less.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 10, 2022 06:26 PM (w0NJk)
RCP says 4%, more than 200,000 votes, with 97.7% reporting. Not a particularly close race against somebody who is obviously non compos mentis.
Posted by: cool breeze at November 10, 2022 06:33 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Daryl's Dad at November 10, 2022 06:33 PM (sVtYq)
Hopefully Musk told them if they didn't like it they could pretend to work somewhere else.
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2022 06:33 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:33 PM (mnUzy)
161 Looks like the shantytowns in Cali are about to get a lot more colorful.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 10, 2022 05:32 PM (HmZuC)
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Street Criminal #1 (spotting purple-haired tub of lard waddling in the distance): Look, another one.
Street Criminal #2: Yeah.
(They begin to follow.)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2022 06:33 PM (4OHdF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:33 PM (mnUzy)
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That's...that's...I stand with that!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (VoNp6)
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:32 PM (CXr4y)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:26 PM (pNxlR)
Tennessee is floating some pretty substantial laws against its use on kids.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: whig
Why do they have a say if it's state and local?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (Zzbjj)
We've gone from tragedy to farce in an incredibly short amount of time. All I can do now is laugh.
Posted by: Blake
Voltaire is smiling down from Heaven. Or Smiling Up... who knows.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:35 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2022 06:34 PM (Xrfse)
A skinjob by the name of Zuckberg. Strictly an anti-pleasure model.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:35 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2022 06:35 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2022 06:35 PM (4I/2K)
So does this mean that the Democrats' focus on two simple issues of abortion and college debt forgiveness drove their turnout and won the day? And those two issues apparently trumped everything else (economy, inflation, sending taxpayer money to Ukraine, skyrocketing gas and energy costs, mutilating and castrating children, sexual exploitation of children, Plandemic lockdown mask and "vaccine" policies, etc).
What a sad, shallow, pathetic society we have become.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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Significant racial and ethic difference with whites probably just at or slightly below 50 percent of those voters. Minorities vote more heavily for Dems and when you add yutes into the equation, then you get something like 70-30. BTW, the Gen X in another survey is the only generation with an unfavorable view of socialism. Boomers, Gen Z and Millennials were all more favorable than not to socialism.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:35 PM (CXr4y)
We've gone from tragedy to farce in an incredibly short amount of time.
All I can do now is laugh.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM
The only thing I can imagine is that some peoples experience of life is so miserable that only by making everyone else equally miserable gives them joy. I'm prepping for a Venezuela level of existence. An hour of electricity per day? Ready. No water? Got it covered. No food? Can grow my own.
Can Philly peeps say the same? No way. Payback is gonna be a bitch for them.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 06:36 PM (y3pKJ)
Fetterman has become a perfect husband in many ways. Tall, successful, obedient, doesn’t talk back, and easy to cheat on.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (yikp0)
That's adorable.
Zod's proposal: Have to be a land-owning, properly educated, sane (i.e. heterosexual), non-vegetarian male over 30 years old with at least five menials owned (or, alternatively 27 indentured) and working familiarity with firearms, dogs, and horses.
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: kraken at November 10, 2022 06:25 PM (fCIVT)
.......
wtf, gfy and lol
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (v0R5T)
/back to my parent's basement
Posted by: MattyCO at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (7DHQv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (Xrfse)
If Hobbs/Democrats/Media had the votes, they would be counted and reported already. Instead they want to keep the chaos going on our side to maximize the possibility of fratricide.
If the Democrats were going to hold the House, Fox News would have already called it.
You are playing into their game.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: vmom
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Shrug, Warren Court decision that I will have to look up. Formerly, a lot of states had residency restriction things like welfare, etc. The courts then thought that was being mean and that decision carried over to voting or vice versa. Honestly cannot remember that line of precedents nor their names.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Cletus Spruckler at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Lady Lil at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (HLvXG)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:38 PM (xhxe8)
Another was "Female", which rhymes with "tamale". "I didn't name her. The hospital named her."
Honest.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:38 PM (TgBWG)
Youse ‘rons and ‘ettes - what did you name yer kids???
Sneezy, Cheesy, Breezy, Wheezy, Sleazy, Scamp and Peckerwood
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:38 PM (fuCr+)
ZOD hates to ask/but are 'friends' electric/his broke down/and now he's no-one to love...
(cue synth, smoke machine)
Posted by: ZOD Numan at November 10, 2022 06:39 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:39 PM (Zzbjj)
/back to my parent's basement
Posted by: MattyCO at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (7DHQv)
Ironically, Warhammer has held the lines.... only because its nerd barrier is to thick to be penetrated by woke.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 10, 2022 06:39 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:39 PM (AbL8c)
I may have mentioned this on one of the Saturday Movie Threads, but in Counsellor at Law (1933), John Barrymore plays a Jewish lawyer who was born poor. He has since become so successful that his office is in the tallest building in the world - the Empire State! Of course, 99% of his staff are the best at what they do, but does keep one long-time staffer with him, even though now she spends half of the work day in the ladies' room. Presumably, he can afford it.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 10, 2022 06:39 PM (Er1XH)
Posted by: ace"
Courtesans? It sounds fancy enough, but really it's nothing more than fancy hookers specializing in services for nobility. As in "a whore, but in a nice dress".
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 10, 2022 06:40 PM (j0dpR)
I remember hearing about a New York man who moved as a child with his family to San Antonio in the early 1900s. He grew up there and opened a general store. He married a local woman of the Baptist church and became an elder. When the Depression hit he was always open handed with his neighbors, allowing them to pay for groceries as they could, employing the children for a nickel an hour, though he could scarce afford it. When WWII started he was local morale officer and was on the draft board. He led the rubber and scrap drives. He had a half a dozen children of his own who became fine members of the community. When he died in the 1960s, the entire town turned out for his funeral. They erected an monument at the cemetery with the epitaph: 'He was almost one of us.'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 10, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
A Man Can Dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2022 06:40 PM (R/m4+)
You are playing into their game.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (5p7BC)
I hope you are right.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:40 PM (yHsuS)
If Hobbs/Democrats/Media had the votes, they would be counted and reported already. Instead they want to keep the chaos going on our side to maximize the possibility of fratricide.
If the Democrats were going to hold the House, Fox News would have already called it.
You are playing into their game.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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MSNBC says 222 GOP, another source says 221 when all is said and done. Me, I believe we wait and see.
But, remember that the counting is often carried out in red friendly local governments, not the central government. Even in Maricopa County, the GOP has a majority of county commissioners and the county recorder supervising the vote is a GOP member. They might be McCain types but probably a bit scared of pulling what they did in 2020. Other counties outside of the one with Tucson are mostly red and unlikely to try to screw Lake.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:40 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:40 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2022 06:28 PM (7cRTM)
lol
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 10, 2022 06:30 PM (mnUzy)
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Or, "I, Pennsylvania..."
___________
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, PROMPTED BY THE WORD STATE, FETTERMAN THOUGHT THEY MEANT PENNSYLVANIA. EVEN THOUGH FETTERMAN WAS BORN THERE, HE DOESN'T KNOW PENNSYLVANIA IS A COMMONWEALTH. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT WAS LISTED ON MY PAYCHECK AS A TAX WITHHOLDING.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLIESBURGERER at November 10, 2022 06:41 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: ace"
Vainglorious Dandies
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:41 PM (AbL8c)
can we call them something in lieu of "elites"? They are not. They are courtiers at best.
Posted by: ace
parasites
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Talking Meatus at November 10, 2022 06:41 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Talking Meatus at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (eacmp)
Fear and Ignorance.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:39 PM (AbL8c)
.......
If you have another might I suggest "Loathing".
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
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MSNBC which has better coverage than Fox projects 222 Republicans and I think that was about what it was during one of Pedo Hastert's stints during the Bush years.
If the GOP wants to do anything, they will have to have an enforcer like Tom Delay though as Whip.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Zuckerberg at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IC - #FJB a
Fracking. I'm for it. Fracking, mumm
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:43 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
My son has found out that in New Zealand the epitaph would be "He should not have moved here with his New Zealand wife and had a daughter here."
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 10, 2022 06:43 PM (CpI3Z)
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (Q/6pY)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter?
Posted by: cool breeze at November 10, 2022 06:43 PM (UGKMd)
Oh who am I kidding. I'm as flaccid as David French.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Talking Meatus at November 10, 2022 06:43 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2022 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Another was "Female", which rhymes with "tamale". "I didn't name her. The hospital named her."
Honest.
Posted by: Eeyore
Mom was a Labor and Delivery nurse for 40 years. I worked in Child Support Enforcement for a time:
Darvon
Meconium
Shit'Head
Stat
Areola
Placentia
Cordly
Transisunn
etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (LsEU/)
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Ackshually, it's taken a long time. 100 yrs or more. But they have speeded it up since they lost out on the 4 yrs Trump was President.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: whig
----------------------
Also, she has hot shot lawyers on the job.
She's already working with people at the capital to crack heads on day one.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (dwYx+)
Apparently, inflation is not going to end any time during the Biden residency. I would feel terrible for anybody laid off in this environment - I've never seen Silicon Valley in this sort of condition. But I just find it funny. Be suicidal all you want kids. And the crime will soon be in Palo Alto/Atherton/Menlo Park bigtime. How many shootings have their been in Eastridge Mall (SE San Jose) in the past 5 weeks? 7? 10? Yeah, San Jose is boned, and they're coming for your $5M bungalow next. Pro Tip: Don't make eye contact.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: ace at November 10, 2022 05:16 PM (C1Zwz)
I call them communists.
Posted by: Flyover's Rutabagas at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (Rbu5d)
When administering the Voight-Kampff, just don’t ask about his mother.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (t3IUU)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Talking Meatus at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (eacmp)
can we call them something in lieu of "elites"? They are not. They are courtiers at best.
Posted by: ace
parasites
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Enemies of the people.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (CXr4y)
https://tinyurl.com/2v2ekde7
It was reported in Pa the powers sent out 250,000 unsolicited ballots
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (xhxe8)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FETTERMAN IS A HUMAN KIND OF AND PENNSYLVANIA IS KIND OF A STATE BUT NOT REALLY AND THAT BOY LIVES IN HIS HEART AND THAT'S A MIGHTY BIG PLACE TO LIVE MMMHMMM
Posted by: ROD ZODLISBHRURGER at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: CN
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It's a Fetterman issue.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (dwYx+)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Talking Meatus at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (eacmp)
I've already gotten two texts from Warnock trying to raise money.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
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MSNBC which has better coverage than Fox projects 222 Republicans and I think that was about what it was during one of Pedo Hastert's stints during the Bush years.
If the GOP wants to do anything, they will have to have an enforcer like Tom Delay though as Whip.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:42 PM (CXr4y)
That comment was on a thread about Lake, unless I was mistaken. I am not so worried about the House. I want AZ cleaned up for 2024.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Cletus Spruckler at November 10, 2022 06:45 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ace"
Vainglorious Dandies
Posted by: DaisyB at November 10, 2022 06:41 PM (AbL8c)
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Pusillanimous pussyfooters
Nattering nabobs of negativism
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (VoNp6)
Posted by: wth at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (v0R5T)
I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.
Posted by: Zuckerberg
"... oh, baby ... oh, baby ... oh, baby *zzzzt*
... oh, baby *zzzzt* *zzzzt*
*smoke pours out of 'ears' and 'head' explodes*
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (xhxe8)
May a hundred disinformation Czars bloom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (oINRc)
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Posted by: Cartels R Us at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2022 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
None of you preverts be getting any ideas.
I already called her.
Posted by: blaster at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (pwExq)
"Although I am mere machine, I have been well taught the phenomena of human emotion. This is no mystery to me."
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (24fqN)
PA elected a dead person and a stroke victim.
Don't forget we gave you 'Admiral' 'Rachel' Levine and 'Lia' Thomas, too.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2022 06:29 PM
According to latest counts there are 2,467,323 Pennsylvanians who disagree with this craziness. Who can not beat the Philly peeps who say, "More of the same".
I'm positive there's fraud in the 'burbs now. No way my county was for Festerman.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (y3pKJ)
She's already working with people at the capital to crack heads on day one.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Good. A good AG and a good governor is what AZ needs to put the McCain network in the past and fix its elections.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:46 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Robert Ford, Delos Corporation at November 10, 2022 06:47 PM (iHHZ8)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:47 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Flyover's Rutabagas at November 10, 2022 06:44 PM (Rbu5d)
Old ways are best.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:47 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2022 06:47 PM (yHsuS)
___________
I'm really going to enjoy the day when I can tell certain of my in-laws that they voted for this. I will laugh and laugh while we're staking out the zoo for a possible meal. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2022 06:48 PM (fs1hN)
I've already gotten two texts from Warnock trying to raise money.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I heard that upChuck was OTJ for Warnock.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 10, 2022 06:48 PM (dwYx+)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:48 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2022 06:49 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2022 06:49 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:50 PM (fuCr+)
Garrotte (!)
Tequila
Jammy
Remington
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2022 06:50 PM (OX9vb)
May a hundred disinformation Czars bloom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I think the era of endless government employment is reaching a close. The money aint there for new mouths and the existing employees dont want to share a shrinking pie with newbies. We are heading into a recession with inflation that shrinks revenues while expenditures go up. Even states that can run at a deficit like CA are going to find that financing new projects is a road to bankruptcy in short order at these interest rates.
Thanks to Spend Em while You got Em federal government, there will be little if any stimulus as the increased borrowing with simply spike t bills rates negating the spending effect.
We are now entering the nonvirtuous cycle of stagflation with too much societal and government debt.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:51 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
He admitted it might be one or two on the low side.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:52 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: mpfs at November 10, 2022 06:55 PM (fuCr+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 10, 2022 06:56 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: CN at November 10, 2022 06:48 PM (Zzbjj)
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Now wait just a minute! Lurch was cool, and he could play harpsichord and dance! Fetterman can barely walk in addition to not being able to think.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 10, 2022 06:58 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2022 06:35 PM
1976 baby here. If what you say is true about Boomers, Gen-Z and Millennials and socialism, that explains why I -- and likely a lot of other Gen-X-ers -- have felt like I am out of place in this world that never makes any sense.
And I think I read that Gen-X is the smallest generation as it is the first one after Roe v Wade and the pro-abortion movement.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 10, 2022 06:59 PM (Do5/p)
Which was a felony, btw.
Posted by: Just reporting at November 10, 2022 06:59 PM (YHyeJ)
Zod's proposal: Have to be a land-owning, properly educated, sane (i.e. heterosexual), non-vegetarian male over 30 years old with at least five menials owned (or, alternatively 27 indentured) and working familiarity with firearms, dogs, and horses.
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2022 06:37 PM (Q/6pY)
That surely will stop the 100000 pre printed ballots submitted and counted with no paper trail.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2022 07:05 PM (eoQWY)
Credit for that concept should more properly be given to Peter Turchin, but while what is said here is true, the more important point is how these so-called "elite" THINK that they're elite. The possession of a BA in stuff like "critical queer studies" from a second- or third-rate college (with a cost of $200K) to them is a signifier of "enlightenment" and superiority over those useless "bitter clingers" and "deplorables", and entitles them to a Fortune 500 corporate job as coordinator of diversity, equity, and sustainability.
If such jobs are not provided, well then they'll all go down to the demonstration to vent their share of abuse, singing "we're gonna vent our frustration", and light a 50-amp fuse otherwise.
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at November 10, 2022 07:13 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2022 07:14 PM (geVLo)
I'm pretty sure that's the definition of an "elite."
Posted by: Mark at November 10, 2022 07:19 PM (Jj6JW)
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Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)