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Food Thread: Tacos! Brownies! Rye Whiskey! A Perfect Meal

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My SiL bought some really good homemade tortillas, so I told her I would make tacos, because...duh! I bought a pork shoulder, cut it into 3"-4" chunks, and sous vided it with lots of fun stuff. Cumin, fresh chiles, orange juice, S&P, and probably lots of stuff I am forgetting. I didn't want it too spicy, just nice and toothsome.

Then all that needed to be done was prepping the toppings, which was easy. Chopped onions, some cilantro, a bit of Cotija, and some Elote on the side because I think it is absolutely delicious!

The real challenge was how to cook the tortillas, because I like them on the soft side but others like them a bit crispier and toasted. By the way, that was the rate limiting step...it takes a couple of minutes, and they were just big enough that only two fit on my little griddle. And even my big saute pan only took three. Well, I have a monster saute pan that I haul out occasionally, but I was well into my second Margarita, so I didn't feel like doing anything extra, and I don't think it would have helped anyway.

But all was fine and good and pure in the end. We finished the pork on the grill so it was nice and charred, then cut it into bite-sized pieces. No shredding...I wanted some texture.

And then everyone went to town making their own tacos. Which is as it should be...they are a deeply personal food!

And damned tasty too!

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It's from Harvard, so I was confident that it would be a mass of pie-in-the-sky bullshit, coupled with nanny-state intrusions. And I was correct!

Bold action needed on U.S. food policies to improve health

The co-authors recommended five major policy goals:

  • Make nutritious foods accessible to all
  • Protect children from harmful food marketing
  • Strengthen food labeling
  • Commit to a sustainable food system
  • Improve infrastructure to support active living

"Americans deserve food and nutrition policies that make it easier for us all to live full and healthy lives," the co-authors wrote. "America's well-being depends on it."

Oh, shut the hell up. We need less government intrusion in our lives, and inserting the federal government into more personal health decisions is simply a guarantee that we will even less healthy. And that is ignoring the idiocy of a "sustainable food system," whatever that is. How does that improve my health?

The federal government is probably the entity most responsible for our current obesity and diabetes epidemic. That anyone would take its advice about anything other than how to extract the most graft from the next budget is insane.

In fact, a good diet might be to do the exact opposite of what the government reccomends.

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I think I might try this! I have about five pounds of ribs that I just sous vided, and I was thinking about a sweet and sticky sauce for a change, since I usually serve my ribs dry with sauce on the side. Maple Glazed BBQ Ribs sounds good, especially since there is some hot sauce in the glaze that will temper the aggressive sweetness of the maple syrup.
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Improved Whiskey Cocktail.jpg

That is called an "Improved Whiskey Cocktail." Yeah...dumb name, but it has possibilities!


  • 2 ounces Rye Whiskey
  • 1 bar spoon Absinthe
  • 1 bar spoon Maraschino Liqueur
  • 1 dash Angostura Bitters
  • 1 dash Peychauds Bitters
  • 1 sugar cube
  • Lemon twist

I used a bar spoon of simple syrup instead of the sugar cube, because I think the whole sugar cube thing is an affectation. Regardless, it was a very smooth drink, and as I mentioned to naturalfake, one of our resident mixologists (I say that without condescension. What's the word for a serious home bartender?), it was perhaps too smooth! I prefer a little bite in my cocktails, and this one was missing something.

I'll play around some more, because I like all of the flavors, so I am confident that I will arrive at a pleasing recipe.

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Here's a link to "Garden & Gun's"Grits section. One of their promotional emails had a recipe for Indian spice inspired grits, and after thinking a bit about that I realized that I have never had bad grits, so it is one of those forgiving ingredients that is pretty tasty no matter what.

Plain old grits with butter and salt for breakfast is delicious, as is classic shrimp and grits, with sausage and cheese and all sorts of other delicious stuff. And everything in between, including one that sounds really good...Fish and Grits! Made by the best chef in Savannah!

How do you folks prepare grits?

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Somebody made brownies for the Texas MoMe, using one of the recipes from the Deplorable Gourmet. I apologize that I don't know who made them, but they were great! Moist and chocolaty with some extra chips tossed in. Whether that is in the recipe I don't know (I'll check later), but that recipe is a keeper!

[Addendum] I have been reliably informed that Helena Handbasket made the brownies, and I am eternally in her debt. They really were delicious!

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[Hat Tip: Creeper]

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Just send me oysters. Lots of oysters, and I will provide special dispensation for those without taste who insist upon maple syrup with their French Toast. And pork rib roasts from the front end of the pig where all the good and fatty meat lives, carrots that don't taste like stalky chalk, spare bottles of Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 Year Old Bourbon, an herb garden that actually produces herbs (but no basil!), well-marbled NY strip steaks and elk backstrap to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

And don't think that the rest of you are off the hook with maple syrup and French Toast: I'm still watching you! And I am watching you perverts who shake Manhattans and keeping a list for the Burning Times.

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM




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1 Chili on

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 04:00 PM (xhxe8)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 30, 2022 04:00 PM (P4e7t)

3 Had 1 decent size ripe Anaheim, 1 small and 1 decent but Houston starting to ripen, 9 chili peppers, 1 which was 1/2 ripe.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 04:02 PM (xhxe8)

4 The BLT forgot the mayo...you can't forget the mayo on a BLT...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:03 PM (exHjb)

5 Helena Handbasket made those awesome brownies and I'm glad I snagged one the minute she set them out.

Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2022 04:05 PM (Emce2)

6 been lurking a long time and know that nood means a new posting but is nood an acronym and what does it mean? Also what is noodlum? Thanks hoarde

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:05 PM (9mxKg)

7 Nood is just new, any version there of is getting creative
Welcome Admirale's Mate

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 04:07 PM (xhxe8)

8 Best rye cocktail..

Rye
Pour in a glass.
Drink!

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 04:08 PM (ZMPCu)

9 Good afternoon, horde!

I forgot to cook the bacon today. Shut up, I was busy. And also, day's not over yet, there is still time. BRB.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:08 PM (OX9vb)

10 So, I made molasses honey cookies this week. I just used the recipe on the Grandma's molasses jar for molasses crinkle cookies, subbing out 1/4 cup of the brown sugar for honey, adding about a TB of vanilla (didn't measure exact) and 1/4 tsp salt, not measuring any of the spices (but probably going high on all - cloves, cinnamon, and ginger), and adding a little extra flour (about 1/4 cup) to make up for the extra fluid from the vanilla and the honey switch...and skipping all the requirements to add outside sugar and dripped water, b/c honey is already sweeter and wetter.

They were AWESOME! One kid called them a taste of Christmas, another called it gingerbread but way better...and they were so soft and so perfect for tea.

Here's to the recipes on labels...at least as great inspiration if not perfect copying...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)

11 I hate auto-cucumber

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 04:09 PM (xhxe8)

12
As a pro-Castro nudist, I feel this thread does not provide sufficient homage to a Cuban sandwich with a side of hammer to the skull.

Posted by: Paul's Late Night Friend at October 30, 2022 04:09 PM (y3pKJ)

13 been lurking a long time and know that nood means a new posting but is nood an acronym and what does it mean? Also what is noodlum? Thanks hoarde
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:05 PM (9mxKg)
~~~~~

It doesn't mean anything other than a new post. A year or two ago Ace tried "noodle," but it never caught on.

Posted by: IrishEi - who finally switched to new laptop at October 30, 2022 04:09 PM (3ImbR)

14 Mexican GP is on, watch F-1 timing so jumping back and forth tablet and phone.
Got tortilla corn chips , forgot shredded cheese

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 04:10 PM (xhxe8)

15 Howdy, Admiral's Mate!

What Skip said -- "nood" is just a way to say "new" with a little double entendre thrown in.

Also, we are the Moron Horde, not to be confused with the Mongol Horde or with people who have too much stuff in the attic.

Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2022 04:12 PM (Emce2)

16 Thanks for the great Food Thread, CBD! Those tacos look mighty tasty.

You really could make your own flour tortillas, you know... not difficult at all, and they tend to be more substantial than those that are purchased. (I've never made corn tortillas but am told they are easily made also, and that the right press helps!)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2022 04:12 PM (CwSdS)

17 The co-authors recommended five major policy goals:
Make nutritious foods accessible to all
Protect children from harmful food marketing
Strengthen food labeling
Commit to a sustainable food system
Improve infrastructure to support active living


I feel like this was missing one more policy goal:

Crickets! Crickets! Crickets!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 04:12 PM (KLPy8)

18 gotta sous vide that shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 30, 2022 04:13 PM (sJHOI)

19 Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2022 04:05 PM (Emce2)

Thank you!

They were ridiculously good!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 04:13 PM (XIJ/X)

20 Mostly do burritos, tacos are good but messy

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 04:13 PM (xhxe8)

21 Make nutritious foods accessible to all
Protect children from harmful food marketing
Strengthen food labeling
Commit to a sustainable food system
Improve infrastructure to support active livin

have hot chicks wear less clothes

Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 04:14 PM (us2H3)

22 How do you folks prepare grits?

I think I've posted tons of grits' ideas. If you have a fluid, fat, and salt, you can make an amazing grit. If you have actual veg, herbs, or proteins, you can take it up even more.

Grits aren't a recipe - like meatloaf, they are a technique...at least to me. An artist palette to paint complementary dinner meal flavors or to make as a main dish lunch...

The sad plain dish of grits you get at Cracker Barrel is about as bad a grit as can be made...that was my 1st experience with grits, so I didn't make them til I lived down here...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:14 PM (exHjb)

23 Though not the hottest peppers and washed hands and pile of dishes but rubbed eye and still potent

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 04:15 PM (xhxe8)

24 Made souvlaki yesterday with homemade naan bread to wrap it in. I know pita is traditional but I like naan better. I would eat a shoe if it was covered in tsaziki sauce.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 04:16 PM (u73oe)

25 They were ridiculously good!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 04:13 PM (XIJ/X)


Lots of chocolate is a good thing.

Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2022 04:16 PM (Emce2)

26 I thought that "nood" was an acronym for "new object of desire" with the added benefit that it rhymes with "nude."

And yes, the Moron Horde is like no other. And by that, I mean the Horde is a gathering of pure awesomeness!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2022 04:17 PM (CwSdS)

27 Questions:
- Why wasn’t there signs of forced entry at Pelosi home?

- Who was 3rd person who opened door for the police?

- Why was Pelosi holding hammer, and attack only happened after police arrived?

- Where is bodycam / security footage?

- Why isn’t the press asking these questions?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:17 PM (BRHaw)

28 Got chili in the crock.

About a pound of chunks of round.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:18 PM (BRHaw)

29 Thanks guys! What about noodlum? I was thinking maybe it had something to do with hoodlum but that was the best I could do.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:18 PM (9mxKg)

30 Green Chile day here. I spread a little melted butter on my tortillas to give the outside just a little crunch not fall apart crunch.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 04:18 PM (wz7Ka)

31 I remember the last time I tried to access nutritious food. Some thug menaced me so that I couldn't get anywhere near the broccoli.

Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2022 04:18 PM (Emce2)

32
Oops, sorry... 'pro-Castro nudist' is probably '50 shades of Grey' slightly off topic on a food thread.

Posted by: Paul's Late Night Friend at October 30, 2022 04:19 PM (y3pKJ)

33 I heat my tortillas on the burner grates of my gas stove. I can get them crispy and charred or soft and grates are easy to wash.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 30, 2022 04:19 PM (dTFZY)

34 Huh. Blog ate my comment.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 04:19 PM (nxdel)

35 "Strengthen food labeling"?

Don't they really mean "change labeling guidelines so the plebs can't tell whether the food contains crickets/ cricket flour"?

Posted by: JQ at October 30, 2022 04:20 PM (dpnJh)

36 33 I heat my tortillas on the burner grates of my gas stove. I can get them crispy and charred or soft and grates are easy to wash.
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 30, 2022 04:19 PM (dTFZY)

like every tribe since fire was used!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:20 PM (BRHaw)

37 Here's to the recipes on labels...at least as great inspiration if not perfect copying...
Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)

My favorite coffee cake recipe is one taken from the Land O' Lakes butter box, Blueberry Streusel Coffee Cake. I have modified it to make it my favorite muffin recipe, which is now called "Sugar Muffins" by the grandkids, due to the sugary streusel on top.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:20 PM (OX9vb)

38 I apologize for going off thread : -(

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:20 PM (9mxKg)

39 29 Thanks guys! What about noodlum? I was thinking maybe it had something to do with hoodlum but that was the best I could do.
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:18 PM (9mxKg


That's the way I take it. Or it may be a reference to bedlam. That's what ensues when you call the corgis.

Posted by: Emmie at October 30, 2022 04:20 PM (Emce2)

40 Jordan Peterson does a great diatribe on how bad the food pyramid is!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:21 PM (BRHaw)

41 I made a beef with mushroom soup last week that was spectacular.
Roast beef bones 400 degrees for an hour.
Put roasted bones in the instapot with carrot, onion, celery, garlic, bay leaf, peppercorns, salt and a whole star anaise. Hit, make broth.
Strain and refrigerate.

Skim fat from stock and use to sauté more carrot, onion, celery. Add more fat if necessary. Add short cut beef ribs. Stock and 1/4 bottle dry red wine. Add bay leaf and another star anaise. Bring to a boil on stove, put in oven at 350 for two hours.
Add a bunch of mushrooms and some kale.
Oven for another hour.
Add thickly diced polenta, put back on stove and give another 1/2 hour. Salt to taste.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (U2p+3)

42 I'm one of those weirdos that likes fish tacos. I can't really decide what fish is best suited tho'. On one hand why use "good fish" in a taco and on other other, why not?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

43 Hubs made chili verde the other day and we had it slathered on bean burritos. Yum! The chili verde is not spicy, and this batch was a bit more vinegary than normal because of the tomatillos he added without rinsing them first. But the chili was still plenty tasty and the pork chunks were nice and tender.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (CwSdS)

44 I alluded to this on the last food thread, and promised something special earlier this week, but thank you to SnailRacer for the wonderful old 1950 calendar she gave me at the TxMoMe.

On Wednesday (after recovering from the MoMe…) I made “Meat and Olive Loaf”. Pretty much ham, green pimento olives, and mayo ground together. I had it on a sandwich the next day (it’s supposed to set for a few hours), and it was good, but not good enough to add to my rotation. Added to salad the day after, however, and it was really good. Kind of a 1950s American Bulgogi.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (EXyHK)

45 On Saturday I made “Bacon-Corn Fondue”, which is not at all what I would consider a fondue. It’s more of a bread pudding. And I replaced the bacon with ham, because as I was discussing with someone at the MoMe, while bacon will enhance almost all foods, few foods will enhance bacon. This is not true of ham, which is almost always improved by the food it improves.

And today I made “Butterscotch Squares”, which sneaks in some bran for mom. Because each month’s recipes highlight some feature of that month, and May is Mother’s Day.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (EXyHK)

46 My favorite coffee cake recipe is one taken from the Land O' Lakes butter box, Blueberry Streusel Coffee Cake. I have modified it to make it my favorite muffin recipe, which is now called "Sugar Muffins" by the grandkids, due to the sugary streusel on top.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:20 PM (OX9vb)

That's awesome! - I do have to ask, though - did the blueberries survive the recipe change, or did the grandkids nix them (I had one kid refuse blueberry muffins til this year...and he still won't eat fresh blueberries - thus, why I tend to have 2 fruits min every time we have blueberries)...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:23 PM (exHjb)

47 In getting creative have called dutifully the new thread but not using nood and find get accused of not calling the thread

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 04:23 PM (xhxe8)

48 42 I'm one of those weirdos that likes fish tacos. I can't really decide what fish is best suited tho'. On one hand why use "good fish" in a taco and on other other, why not?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

I have just caught cook mahi and blackfin on the back of the boat and then handed people a tortilla.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:23 PM (BRHaw)

49 Well I've finished the Marine Corp Marathon.

I think I'll have a few of those improved Whiskey Cocktails.

Maybe 7 of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 04:24 PM (T/byI)

50 I did submit Chef Jeff's Magic Brownies for the cookbook (no pot included- my husband's recipe). Don't have the cookbook handy but there were likely other brownie recipes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 04:24 PM (uz3Px)

51 As an added bonus, 1950 is the same as 2023 calendar-wise. The days and dates match, and even the holidays, including Easter, are the same date. Although very few holidays are included. Washington’s birthday, but not Lincoln’s (in Illinois!) and of course none of this “(observed)” crap.

I am of course going to do a blog post on it before the end of the year. But if you want to see it now, go to clubpadgett.com/1950.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:24 PM (EXyHK)

52 nan
tortilla
pita

Same thing as all cultures need a way to hold and eat hot food or scrape the bowl.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:25 PM (BRHaw)

53 I like my BLTs simple: toasted bread, fresh sliced tomato, iceberg lettuce, plenty of bacon, and mayo.

My problem is that at least one item is missing when I am craving one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 30, 2022 04:25 PM (x8Wzq)

54 Make nutritious foods accessible to all
Protect children from harmful food marketing
Strengthen food labeling
Commit to a sustainable food system
Improve infrastructure to support active livin

have hot chicks wear less clothes
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 04:14 PM

REDACTED Johnson is right!

Posted by: RMBS Johnson at October 30, 2022 04:25 PM (Wnv9h)

55 42 I'm one of those weirdos that likes fish tacos. I can't really decide what fish is best suited tho'. On one hand why use "good fish" in a taco and on other other, why not?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

I love fish tacos. Shellfish or regular fish - both are great!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:25 PM (exHjb)

56 I am of course going to do a blog post on it before the end of the year. But if you want to see it now, go to clubpadgett.com/1950.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:24 PM (EXyHK)

There are only 14 calendars.

Year starts on M T W Th F S S
Leap year

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:26 PM (BRHaw)

57 did the blueberries survive the recipe change, or did the grandkids nix them
Posted by: Nova local

When I have them, I put blueberries in the muffins. One grandchild likes them; the other does not, so I'll spoon half the batter into the tins before I add blueberries. I'm indulgent that way!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:26 PM (OX9vb)

58 Somewhat weirdly, and I have a suspicion its a holdover from WWII paper-rationing, the recipes for a month are not displayed when that month is displayed. Each month’s recipes are on the reverse of that month.

So I made a version that will show the recipes with the month. That’s at clubpadgett.com/2023. If this is a “would hang”, which it is for me. I’m definitely going to make at least one recipe from it each month.

Thanks SnailRacer!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:27 PM (EXyHK)

59 Also what is noodlum? Thanks hoarde
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:05 PM

Noodlum is just Muldoon (the Horde's Poet Laureate) spelled backwards.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2022 04:27 PM (Wnv9h)

60 > I have just caught cook mahi and blackfin on the back of the boat and then handed people a tortilla.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:23 PM (BRHaw)
____________

I did mahi on my last fish tacos... thumbs up on that. Red snapper was good too. Orange Roughy too. Had Salmon tacos while living in CA and wasn't thrilled with that. Weird taste combo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:28 PM (BFigT)

61 Also have a bought shoo-fly pie for after dinner

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 04:28 PM (xhxe8)

62 have hot chicks wear less clothes
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 04:14 PM

REDACTED Johnson is right!
Posted by: RMBS Johnson at October 30, 2022 04:25 PM (Wnv9h)


RMBS Johnson is right about REDACTED Johnson!

Posted by: Johnson Johnson at October 30, 2022 04:28 PM (ZSK0i)

63 There are only 14 calendars.

This I knew, but something I was unable to find an answer for is whether Easter (since it follows the full moon) also always matches. Do you know?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:29 PM (EXyHK)

64 Thanks, you guys are the BEST!

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 30, 2022 04:29 PM (9mxKg)

65 Noodlum is just Muldoon (the Horde's Poet Laureate) spelled backwards.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2022 04:27 PM (Wnv9h)

Muldoon does a lot of things just for pun. Welcome!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2022 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

66 Mahi is nice.

Made a nice little spatchcocked Cornish hen, with a paste of bacon and herbs stuffed under the breast skin. Worked nicely for lunch, although it was a grill recipe and I had to adapt for cast iron skillet and oven.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2022 04:30 PM (Wnv9h)

67 REDACTED Johnson is right!
Posted by: RMBS Johnson at October 30, 2022 04:25 PM (Wnv9h)


did you just assume my Johnson ??


REEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 04:30 PM (us2H3)

68 On a more serious note, I finally got around to grabbing some buttermilk to culture my heavy cream to make some creme fraiche to try the sauce side of CBD's nova salmon recipe. Hopefully I'll get that accomplished shortly.

Posted by: Johnson Johnson at October 30, 2022 04:31 PM (ZSK0i)

69 Really good taco bar in ATL. Tacos and death skeleton theme place.

And great skinny margaritas

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:31 PM (BRHaw)

70 Speaking of tacos I can't find skirt steak around here. And that's what the YouTube chefs seem to like.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:31 PM (VdGjU)

71 So, today was an Eagles game, and I had Safeway as my "shop" (after an HMart produce run Friday), so I gave in to the youngest, so I could do housework and watch the Eagles (when you're watching World Series games, too, you get behind).

So, it's Safeway fried dark meat fried chicken with their bakery french bread (since they gave me a deal for $1.40/loaf...and dairy-free bakery bread at that price must be enjoyed). To go with it, Hmart still has cheap broccoli and blueberries, so tonight, the broccoli will be roasted with garlic, salt, pepper, and olive oil (and then dippable in the chick fil a sauce anyone dips their chicken in) and the blueberries will be had with grapes b/c both HMart and Safeway had them on a great sale, so I bought 2 bags.

Spouse discussed produce feels like the 80s again, but instead of only having x, y, z for every week of a month b/c of seasonality/availability, you have it b/c those are the great priced produce that month...and you can't bear to buy the regular priced produce.

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:31 PM (exHjb)

72 Oops.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 30, 2022 04:31 PM (ZSK0i)

73 >>> 63 There are only 14 calendars.

This I knew, but something I was unable to find an answer for is whether Easter (since it follows the full moon) also always matches. Do you know?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:29 PM (EXyHK)

I'm guessing no, since the moon orbits in just under 28 days so it's not quite in sync with calendar months.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2022 04:32 PM (llON8)

74 Oh, and I put up some photos of this wonderful 1950s food on the Deplorable Gourmet group on MeWe.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:33 PM (EXyHK)

75 Although speaking of Safeway and Hmart prices...

HMart almost doubled their sushi prices this week, so that nice lunch deal ended...($4.99 to $8.99 for the salmon and tuna sushi rolls).

Safeway now has a regular price of $11.99 for Hillshire Farm 1lb turkey and ham lunch meat. Spouse almost passed out looking at that price, and now knows if I buy him and the kids lunch meat (b/c I don't eat it), it better not go bad...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:33 PM (exHjb)

76 Sorry, Johnson Johnson, RMBS Johnson, and REDACTED Johnson, but it's "fewer" clothes!

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 30, 2022 04:33 PM (fTtFy)

77 It's an old story. A radical activist vegetarian/vegan at in one of the agencies totally rewrote everything we know about fat. The federal government made the argument for low fat, which is one of the most unhealthy diets (just behind the box of twinkies a meal diet) in the world. This was in the 70s. Shows you how long the govt has been fucking with us. Harvard isn't much better.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2022 04:33 PM (xWZcb)

78 Hello Food Horde,

Busy cooking week for me with a house full of guests. The surprise was my friend showing up for a pheasant shoot with two elk tenderloins from an elk he took earlier in the week.

Delicious

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 04:33 PM (Jzz++)

79 How about a thread on Lump crabs

Posted by: Fetterman at October 30, 2022 04:34 PM (us2H3)

80 Grits cooked in quality chicken stock with minced shallots, chives, & asiago is pretty good.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 30, 2022 04:34 PM (sJHOI)

81 57 did the blueberries survive the recipe change, or did the grandkids nix them
Posted by: Nova local

When I have them, I put blueberries in the muffins. One grandchild likes them; the other does not, so I'll spoon half the batter into the tins before I add blueberries. I'm indulgent that way!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:26 PM (OX9vb)

Very smart - kids always make cooks creative and flexible!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:34 PM (exHjb)

82 I'm guessing no, since the moon orbits in just under 28 days so it's not quite in sync with calendar months.

That’s my guess, too. If true, it makes it a nice bit of serendipitousness that it does happen to match between 1950 and 2023.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:34 PM (EXyHK)

83 76 Sorry, Johnson Johnson, RMBS Johnson, and REDACTED Johnson, but it's "fewer" clothes!
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 30, 2022 04:33 PM (fTtFy)

you are a great American

Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 04:35 PM (us2H3)

84 nurse, your soup recipe sounds delish. Could one substitute spinach for the kale?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 04:35 PM (wz7Ka)

85 Since I tease CBD about maple syrup all the time, I should note that a little bird (no, not CBD) at the TX MoMee informed me that Mis Hum took a *very* large handful of the brownies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2022 04:35 PM (llON8)

86 This I knew, but something I was unable to find an answer for is whether Easter (since it follows the full moon) also always matches. Do you know?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:29 PM (EXyHK)

Finding the same holidays would be a bitch. Thanksgiving is a day of the month not a date.
Easter is a calculated date: First Sunday, After First Full Moon, After Spring Equinox.
We vote on First Tuesday in Nov but not if it is on the first? wait wut?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:36 PM (BRHaw)

87 .....two elk tenderloins from an elk he took earlier in the week.

Delicious
Posted by: Pete Bog

Damn. That sounds good. I've never cooked elk. How did you do it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:37 PM (U2p+3)

88 did you just assume my Johnson ??


REEEEEE
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 04:30 PM

Not intentionally, but on reflection, redacted Johnson sounds painful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2022 04:37 PM (Wnv9h)

89 73 >>> 63 There are only 14 calendars.

This I knew, but something I was unable to find an answer for is whether Easter (since it follows the full moon) also always matches. Do you know?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:29 PM (EXyHK)

I'm guessing no, since the moon orbits in just under 28 days so it's not quite in sync with calendar months.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2022 04:32 PM (llON

see 86

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:38 PM (BRHaw)

90 unless you got a pic of me with cock up my ass

fuck off

Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2022 04:38 PM (us2H3)

91 90 unless you got a pic of me with cock up my ass

fuck off
Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2022 04:38 PM (us2H3)

hammertime

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:38 PM (BRHaw)

92 Are you feeling a little tense Paul?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:39 PM (VdGjU)

93 unless you got a pic of me with cock up my ass

fuck off
Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2022 04:38 PM

So, such pictures exist, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2022 04:39 PM (Wnv9h)

94 Awww - poor widdle Paulie can't keep all the kink of his lovely leaders from the rest of us.

I'm going to enjoy this end of the news embargo. Hell, we might pick up 60 seats at this rate.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2022 04:39 PM (xWZcb)

95 I do not like 2 tortillas on my tacos

1 please

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:39 PM (BRHaw)

96 Dr. Jill Biden was wondering if those were breakfast tacos pictured above?

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 30, 2022 04:40 PM (BDs8l)

97 We have puff tacos down here in Houston!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:40 PM (BRHaw)

98 Ben Had,
I suppose you could, but I'd throw in spinach about 10 minutes before serving as it would break down so much faster. I like kale because it holds up to being reheated a couple times.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:40 PM (U2p+3)

99 All of this food sounds wonderful! Mr. TiFW is away for the weekend, so Rebecca and I are going to order from DoorDash -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 30, 2022 04:41 PM (SRRAx)

100 96 Dr. Jill Biden was wondering if those were breakfast tacos pictured above?
Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 30, 2022 04:40 PM (BDs8l)

Joe used to pool chain beat and tenderize their taco meat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:41 PM (BRHaw)

101 What's troubling you Paul?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:41 PM (VdGjU)

102 I would be shocked if the Pelosi estate didn't have CCTV

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (xhxe8)

103 Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2022 04:38 PM

Why so tense, guy?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (ZSK0i)

104 I do not like tacos

I'm a chorizo man

Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (us2H3)

105 95 I do not like 2 tortillas on my tacos

1 please
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:39 PM (BRHaw)

True - no need for the double carb - calories should be prioritized for guac and pico (or even a nice aoili)...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

106 Nurse,

My friend had used a rub mixture on it that was a little salty but nice flavor.

Slow cooked on the Traeger pellet stove (cherry wood) at 225 to an internal temperature of 123 degrees then seared on a smoking hot cast iron griddle.

Slice and devour.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (Jzz++)

107 I also made a sweet Italian sausage and pumpkin soup to share at a work potluck last week.

Peeling fresh pumpkin is a bitch.

It was the first thing gone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (U2p+3)

108 redacted Johnson sounds painful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2022 04:37 PM (Wnv9h)

All the cool kids are doing it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

109 I did mahi on my last fish tacos... thumbs up on that. Red snapper was good too. Orange Roughy too. Had Salmon tacos while living in CA and wasn't thrilled with that. Weird taste combo.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:28 PM (BFigT)

A few months ago, I began putting together a grouping of soft tacos for my family using baked crab cake, lobster cakes and cod fillets - you can buy shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, diced red and green peppers, and a huge variety of sauces like Garlic and Chipotle Aioli or spicy green chili to add and dress them as you like - they love soft taco night now! And its super easy to do...

Posted by: Boswell at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (+Cgut)

110 I've decided that I like my ribs best glazed rather than dry or saucy.
I use a sweet rub then a savory or spicy sauce for the glaze.
This combo produces perfect ribs to my taste buds(the family agrees).
Rub: Oakridge BBQ Dominator Sweet Rib Rub
Glazing Sauce:
Stubb's Original Legendary Bar-B-Q Sauce, or
Rufus Teague Touch O'Heat BBQ Sauce
or, if you prefer sweet on sweet
Salt Lick Texas Honey Pecan BBQ Sauce
does a good job.
Apply sauce in thin ish layer 15-20 minutes before ribs finished.
Oakridge is having a 20% off Halloween sale, so it's a good time to try them. All of their products are excellent.
https://www.oakridgebbq.com

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 04:44 PM (KLPy8)

111
As an added bonus, 1950 is the same as 2023 calendar-wise.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:24 PM


Day of week wise (a function I learned when I learned to code, which had a function name of DOW(X)) every eight years the calendar repeats. So all of those Sports Illustrated calendars I owned I could have set aside for eight years and used again.

Perhaps again AND again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2022 04:44 PM (y3pKJ)

112 nurse, notice Pete Bog did NOT sous vide the elk!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 04:44 PM (wz7Ka)

113 In getting creative have called dutifully the new thread but not using nood and find get accused of not calling the thread
Posted by: Skip's phone


I think that's because people will CTRL-F for "nood" and not see any other call. So I don't even add extra o's in the middle anymore; having those 4 letters in order seems to be the requirement.

I think the only exception to the rule is that you can call the weekend Movie Thread with an MST3K "movie sign" quote.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2022 04:45 PM (P1f+c)

114 100 Joe used to pool chain beat and tenderize their taco meat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:41 PM (BRHaw)


You might be referring to the Cornpop Breakfast Taco. That is a Biden summertime classic.

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 30, 2022 04:46 PM (BDs8l)

115 Ben Had,
I noticed that too! But then again, Pete Bog is a real cook, capable of paying attention to detail.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:46 PM (U2p+3)

116 107 I also made a sweet Italian sausage and pumpkin soup to share at a work potluck last week.

Peeling fresh pumpkin is a bitch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:42 PM (U2p+3)

Sounds wonderful! I know why it went 1st!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:46 PM (exHjb)

117 F 52 B
GM 55 B
FC 31 B

A semi rich person could take over one of the big car manufacturers private and totally fuck over the green nude eel.

My guess is EPA has ZERO congressional authority to set MPG!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:47 PM (BRHaw)

118 naturalfake,

That rib preparation sounds delicious.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 04:47 PM (Jzz++)

119 Breakfast tacos

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2022 04:47 PM (/RDPd)

120 Man Paul?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:48 PM (VdGjU)

121 Musk …. Time’s Man of the Year

Posted by: Blackstone at October 30, 2022 04:48 PM (9byfS)

122 Day of week wise (a function I learned when I learned to code, which had a function name of DOW(X)) every eight years the calendar repeats. So all of those Sports Illustrated calendars I owned I could have set aside for eight years and used again.

Perhaps again AND again.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2022 04:44 PM (y3pKJ)

It should be 14 not 8.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:48 PM (BRHaw)

123 The BLT forgot the mayo...you can't forget the mayo on a BLT...
Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:03 PM (exHjb)

Concur. It's like cornflakes without the milk!

Oh look! Martini time! One olive only please...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2022 04:49 PM (R/m4+)

124 Oz’s Eagles beats Fetterman’s Steelers. A harbinger of things to come?

Posted by: Blackstone at October 30, 2022 04:49 PM (9byfS)

125 *uh oh-- backs out of thread*

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 04:50 PM (wz7Ka)

126 121 Musk …. Time’s Man of the Year
Posted by: Blackstone at October 30, 2022 04:48 PM (9byfS)

Bab Bee says Dr Mrs 4 Star Ad Rachel Levine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:50 PM (BRHaw)

127 My local microbrewery has a ginger infused beer. I'm trying to decide if I like it.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:50 PM (VdGjU)

128 I am seeing that as many fine folks I met in Texas, there were just as many that I did not get to meet. Still, that was easily the highlight of my year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 30, 2022 04:51 PM (x8Wzq)

129 Ben Had and Nurse.

I thought about sous-vide as they were already vacuum packed. They showed up as a surprise and we were hungry after the hunt. I didn't want to wait too long as those jackals would have drunk every bottle of wine in the house before the meat was finished.

I sent a picture to CBD but I think he was miffed about not being invited and didn't post it.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 04:52 PM (Jzz++)

130 MATGA - Make American Tacos Great Again

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 30, 2022 04:52 PM (BDs8l)

131 44 I alluded to this on the last food thread, and promised something special earlier this week, but thank you to SnailRacer for the wonderful old 1950 calendar she gave me at the TxMoMe.

On Wednesday (after recovering from the MoMe… I made “Meat and Olive Loaf”. Pretty much ham, green pimento olives, and mayo ground together. ... Kind of a 1950s American Bulgogi.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Stephen Price Blair - you are a brave man! That combination sounds, how shall I put it, not so delish.
Back then people made some strange food for sure. I am glad you enjoyed your gift, even though the recipe dod not make it into the rotation, lol.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 30, 2022 04:52 PM (uKrCi)

132 You can probably improve the Improved Whiskey Cocktail by shitcanning the sugar. The maraschino is already sweet enough. And double up on the bitters. That’ll give you some bite.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (qohbc)

133 Day of week wise (a function I learned when I learned to code, which had a function name of DOW(X)) every eight years the calendar repeats.

Unfortunately, leap years mess with this. So that 1976 Mighty Marvel Bicentennial Calendar I somehow managed not to destroy since I bought it could have been used in 2004, but since I’d forgotten all about it won’t be able to be used until 2032.

And here’s the answer to my other question: Easter will not be on the same date; it was April 18 in 1976 and will be March 28 in 2032.

Which doesn’t matter, because Easter isn’t in that calendar. Probably because they didn’t have the rights to Jesus Christ Superhero.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (EXyHK)

134 Im looking for a light smooth rye. Picked up some basil hayden dark rye thinking that wold be the one. Nope. It has added port wine. Good but not what i wanted. Any suggestions?

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (ZMPCu)

135 While living in CA my wife and I were at the Home Depot in Sand City, just outside of Monterey one day. The joint was "the" place for illegals looking for a cash paying job. The parking lot was full of 'em.

And food/taco/burrito trucks.

Best fucking burritos evah. Seriously. So good I did not even pause to consider the sanitary conditions inside the truck. Which probably was pretty good as they hadn't been hassled by the cops or the health department.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (BFigT)

136 Dang subject verb!

Posted by: Blackstone at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (9byfS)

137 That combination sounds, how shall I put it, not so delish.

Indeed. I was ready to throw it out if it turned out to be disgusting, but when I get a new “cookbook”, especially a cool one, I try to make at least one recipe from it during the probationary period that I would not normally try.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:55 PM (EXyHK)

138 Not a rye expert, but I like Bulleit. Very smooth. And not hella expensive.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 30, 2022 04:55 PM (x8Wzq)

139 Stephen Price Blair - I took a look at that calendar. How fun (and funny). Love the Bible verses and the monthly advice.

But some of those recipes!!! "Jellied Beet Salad" and "Tossed Meat Salad", lol. Brings to Mind Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (Q8bDL)

140 I'm one of those weirdos that likes fish tacos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

I love fish tacos! it's not weird at all.

I use cod, which I cook at high heat to crisp. I will use a very thing batter or just a dusting of flour.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (XIJ/X)

141 The Senate report itself notes that “the November 12th 2019 [CCP] report suggested a biosafety problem had occurred at the WIV sometime before November 2019”. It states that evidence “strongly suggests” a “mid-October and early to mid-November” emergence.

There are Red Cross blood donations with WhuFlu from Sept Oct 2019.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (BRHaw)

142 Not a rye expert, but I like Bulleit. Very smooth. And not hella expensive.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 30, 2022 04:55 PM (x8Wzq)

I like it too.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (VdGjU)

143 Back then people made some strange food for sure.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 30, 2022 04:52 PM (uKrCi)

So true! I was just marveling at the "Cheese-Peanut Filling" for sandwiches, on the page between August and September.

Cottage cheese, chopped peanuts, mayo, and onion salt.

*blinks
*blinks again

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (OX9vb)

144 Pete Bog, CBD ain't the only one!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (wz7Ka)

145 It isn't light, but 1776 Rye is pretty damn tasty.

As is Wilderness Trail Rye.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:57 PM (U2p+3)

146 Winner of the “recipe I will not ever try, even as the recipe I would not normally try” goes to January’s birthday dinner Jellied Beet Salad.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:57 PM (EXyHK)

147 134 Im looking for a light smooth rye. Picked up some basil hayden dark rye thinking that wold be the one. Nope. It has added port wine. Good but not what i wanted. Any suggestions?
Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (ZMPCu)


You really can't go wrong with:

Rittenhouse Rye Bottled in Bond

I'm assuming you want it for cocktails.

BONUS!: It's inexpensive.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 04:58 PM (KLPy8)

148 And here’s the answer to my other question: Easter will not be on the same date; it was April 18 in 1976 and will be March 28 in 2032.


Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:53 PM (EXyHK)

Easter is a date based on Spring and Moon.

First Sunday
After First full Moon
After Spring Equinox

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:58 PM (BRHaw)

149 I sent a picture to CBD but I think he was miffed about not being invited and didn't post it.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 04:52 PM (Jzz++)

Nope...not at all! My drool shorted out my phone so I lost the photos.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 04:58 PM (XIJ/X)

150 Brings to Mind Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food.

It’s probably a good thing they didn’t include photos, just (wonderful 1940s-style) illustrations.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:58 PM (EXyHK)

151 Rye is best consumed by itself.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (ZMPCu)

152 "you are a great American"

Thank you, REDACTED. And you, sir, are an officer and a gentleman!

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (fTtFy)

153 New Riff makes one or two rye's. I've had one, got a green label on it. It was pretty good. A bit sweet, but tasty. Maybe around $50?

Weller is also a respected Bourbon/Rye brand. About $60.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (BFigT)

154 So true! I was just marveling at the "Cheese-Peanut Filling" for sandwiches, on the page between August and September.

Cottage cheese, chopped peanuts, mayo, and onion salt.

*blinks
*blinks again
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM (OX9vb)

Don't do that...

Although speaking of cheese and peanut, a few weeks ago, I bought a clearanced "peanut puffs" bag from Aldi's. Apparently, the Germans don't believe in making cheese curls, but they make equivalent peanut curls. The dang things are odd, but addicting, so it's good there was only 1 bag and it's not coming back again for 6-10 months...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (exHjb)

155 Zirconium bug, not edible except by small children and uncouncelled Kalifornians:
https://is.gd/rGqzoL

Posted by: Ciampino - Here little squirrel at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (qfLjt)

156 Speaking of cocktails I don't like. I know we haven't but bear with me. I don't like bitter cocktails . With Amari type liquers.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (VdGjU)

157 I'm doing my first loaf of whole wheat bread with my new sourdough starter. Probably not my best effort but should taste okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (uz3Px)

158 Two over medium fried eggs on warm naan makes for a tasty breakfast.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (u73oe)

159 A few weeks ago daughter made a version of BLT's using fried green tomatoes, bacon and lettuce. Some sauce she found on the internet on toast. Holy shit.. they were devoooon!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:00 PM (nxdel)

160 Easter 2023 4/9

Equinox Monday, March 20, 2023

Full Moon April 5 11:37 pm

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:00 PM (BRHaw)

161 Well, I don't have a taco recipe with pork, but I do have a recomendation.

Drowned eggs.

How?

Put salsa in frying pan. Crack a few eggs over the top. Heat the salsa until it simmers or boils.

Serve.

(You can cover the pan with a lid and or extend the heating time as desired to get the equivalent of a poached egg to a boiled egg. Your choice.)

Posted by: EFG at October 30, 2022 05:01 PM (Ae67h)

162 Okay, she said the sauce for the fried green tomatoes BLT's was a garlic aioli sauce.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:01 PM (nxdel)

163 It isn't light, but 1776 Rye is pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 04:57 PM (U2p+3)

Their bourbon is good too. And reasonably priced around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 05:01 PM (XIJ/X)

164 Oh, I see I commented too soon. There are more review posts - wow. I am happy you will be able to use the gift, both as a recipe book and a calendar!
Personally, I would skip the Fish Mold but it may trip your trigger. The Cherry Cups recipe sounds delish.
Thank you, SPB, for letting me know you will be using it!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 30, 2022 05:02 PM (uKrCi)

165 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 05:01 PM (XIJ/X)


*****

Yeah, I've had 1776 Rye before.

It was a surprise, as I'd never tried Rye before.

Posted by: EFG at October 30, 2022 05:03 PM (Ae67h)

166 I took a look at that calendar. How fun (and funny). Love the Bible verses and the monthly advice.

Yes, it really is a cool calendar. I’m fascinated by the holidays. Compared to modern calendars, there is a dearth of holidays. Four months have no holidays at all. Only September and November have more than one.

They do have Independence Day and Constitution Day. They don’t have Halloween, and I don’t know if that’s because Lutherans of the time didn’t like the idea, or because Halloween had only recently evolved into what we know it today.

And they have Armistice Day instead of Veteran’s day, because that’s what it was. People had started celebrating it as Veteran’s day a few years earlier, but Congress wouldn’t make the change official until 1954.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:04 PM (EXyHK)

167 The Italian grocery I go to has a little Mexican section where they make fresh flour and corn tortillas in a press. Don't know why I never tried them, I bet they're delicious.

Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2022 05:04 PM (9X/y4)

168 Finding the same holidays would be a bitch. Thanksgiving is a day of the month not a date.

But it's "the fourth Thursday in November," so there are only seven possible dates, matching up with the seven possible days of the week November 1st could be. Still only need 14 calendars to include Thanksgiving.

Easter is a calculated date: First Sunday, After First Full Moon, After Spring Equinox.

Easter will move around a bit, and including it means there are far more than 14 possible calendars.

We vote on First Tuesday in Nov but not if it is on the first? wait wut?

"The First Tuesday after the first Wednesday in November." This also doesn't add anything to the initial 14 calendars.

Including Ramadan means you need at least 365+366 calendars, though. It's lunar, but not tied to an equinox or solstice like Easter is, so it can start on any day of the Gregorian calendar. Since 1938, it's been as early as 1/4 and as late as 12/31.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2022 05:04 PM (P1f+c)

169 There was a lot of food I didn't get a chance to sample in TX.

That makes me sad.

I did get a couple of Mrs Eromero's oatmeal raisin cookies. They were fantastic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:04 PM (U2p+3)

170 162 Okay, she said the sauce for the fried green tomatoes BLT's was a garlic aioli sauce.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:01 PM (nxdel)

Garlic aoili is one of those foods from above that we forget to eat until someone makes it for us, and then we think, why have I gone so long without making/ordering/eating that?

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:05 PM (exHjb)

171 My go to bourbon lately has been Wild Turkey 101. I genuinely like it.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 05:05 PM (VdGjU)

172 Those tacos look wonderful! Red cabbage is a great addition to almost any taco (not spicy bean).

I am getting better at making tortillas, but I'm saving the flour for bread-making. I have no idea how to pronounce pain de mie, but I have a Pullman pan that I want to try out, and that's the recommended recipe.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 30, 2022 05:06 PM (fxCK2)

173 jewells, I'm stuffed and that recipe still made my mouth water.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 05:06 PM (wz7Ka)

174 Garlic aoili is one of those foods from above that we forget to eat until someone makes it for us, and then we think, why have I gone so long without making/ordering/eating that?

It definitely took those sandwiches to another level.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:07 PM (nxdel)

175 Paul Pelosi's attacker got into the rear door

yeah, that's a rarity in SF

Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2022 05:07 PM (us2H3)

176 If I had realized it was already seasoned I very likely would have used the sous vide because it is so easy, and you can precisely control the temperature. I didn't want to overcook this as anything more than rare on elk tends to be dry and chewy.

The cherry smoke gave it great flavor and I watched the temperature like a hawk.

All those pheasants we shot ended up in the confit pot.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 05:07 PM (Jzz++)

177 OT, watched the new German version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Trailer looked great. But the movie had virtually nothing to do with the book. Jeez, they had Kat getting killed by a French kid after looting a farm. Two stars, max.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2022 05:07 PM (SIZS3)

178 > My go to bourbon lately has been Wild Turkey 101. I genuinely like it.
__________

I do believe most anything with "wild" in its name is "good."

Most anything.

Most.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 05:09 PM (BFigT)

179 Kindltot convinced me to try making my own mayonnaise. It's really good. So much better than all of the commercial brands. Only thing is, it goes bad after 14 days or so.

But you can add turmeric, or lemon, or cumin... variations are endless. And it's so easy to make.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:09 PM (U2p+3)

180 My go to bourbon lately has been Wild Turkey 101. I genuinely like it.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 05:05 PM (VdGjU)
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It is excellent, and also a good value for money. When I finish this Elijah Craig, that will be what I have.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 30, 2022 05:10 PM (llXky)

181 Ben Had, someday I would love the pleasure of making them for you. My fried green tomatoes are pretty amazing if I say so myself.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:10 PM (nxdel)

182 147
Rittenhouse Rye Bottled in Bond

I'm assuming you want it for cocktails.
BONUS!: It's inexpensive.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 04:58 PM (KLPy
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I read that as 'Bottled in Blood'. Then I thought 'if it is bottled in Wisconsin then yeah .......'

Posted by: Ciampino -- Here little squirrel at October 30, 2022 05:10 PM (qfLjt)

183
The Senate report itself notes that “the November 12th 2019 [CCP] report suggested a biosafety problem had occurred at the WIV sometime before November 2019”. It states that evidence “strongly suggests” a “mid-October and early to mid-November” emergence.

There are Red Cross blood donations with WhuFlu from Sept Oct 2019.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 04:56 PM


Prior to my wife retiring I purchased a ton of shall-we-say enticing evening apparel for her in October 2019. I'm certain it came out of China, because it was really cheap. End of October early November she had 'ground glass abnormalities' on MRI after falling down a flight of stairs. A couple of months later that became the 'gold standard' for Covid infection. There have been other Pennsylvania infections recorded during the same period of time.

Those fvckers exported it to the USA. To 'get' Trump.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2022 05:10 PM (y3pKJ)

184 159 Jewells - I found this and MUST try it!

https://buythiscookthat.com /fried-green-tomato -blt-sandwich/

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 05:10 PM (Mzdiz)

185 My guess is EPA has ZERO congressional authority to set MPG!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Hah! Do you realize how many pens and phones we have?

Posted by: the EPA at October 30, 2022 05:10 PM (P1f+c)

186 I made a tortilla press, used it a few times and worked well.
We don't do fun stuff like that anymore.
It's two boards with a fulcrum handle, remember made it, had to change it but 2nd try works well

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 30, 2022 05:11 PM (xhxe8)

187 Miley I'm not seeing a recipe for the BLT at that link?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:14 PM (nxdel)

188 jewells, you are on. I love fried green tomatoes.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 05:14 PM (wz7Ka)

189 If you can find it:

Balcones Texas Rye Cask Strength

is an unusual but excellent rye. Esp, if you wanna drink it all by its lonesome.

It's made with Chocolate Rye, so along with all the rye goodness you get notes of chocolate and coffee. Yummy stuff.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 05:14 PM (KLPy8)

190 Jewells, I would love to try your fried green tomatoes. I have tried making them a couple of times, but I wasn't pleased with the result. The batter didn't stick to them, and I think I needed the fat at a higher temp, because they were a little soggy. Would love to have some made by someone who know what they're doing!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 05:14 PM (OX9vb)

191 179 Kindltot convinced me to try making my own mayonnaise. It's really good. So much better than all of the commercial brands. Only thing is, it goes bad after 14 days or so.

But you can add turmeric, or lemon, or cumin... variations are endless. And it's so easy to make.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:09 PM (U2p+3)
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In my pre-teens in Africa there was no canned mayo, so I can remember my Dad making it with egg, olive oil and vinegar.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Here little squirrel at October 30, 2022 05:15 PM (qfLjt)

192 177 OT, watched the new German version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Trailer looked great. But the movie had virtually nothing to do with the book. Jeez, they had Kat getting killed by a French kid after looting a farm. Two stars, max.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2022 05:07 PM (SIZS3)

Producer said it was made to warn of PDT and Brexit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:16 PM (BRHaw)

193 Rittenhouse Rye Bottled in Bond
I'm assuming you want it for cocktails.
BONUS!: It's inexpensive.
Posted by: naturalfake


I do like Rittenhouse. I also keep a bottle of something else around if I really want some Rye punch. Currently, that's Bulleit.

Rittenhouse BiB is 51% rye; the minimum to be a "rye whiskey". Bulleit is 95% rye. But the BiB is 100 proof, and Bulleit is "only" 90 proof.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2022 05:16 PM (P1f+c)

194 Speaking of government food recommendations, I read a book titled "Why we get fat" about 20 years ago. There was an extensive discussion of how the food pyramid was derived and how little and poor the science was on the subject.

It was a damning indictment of the government's nutritional advice and by extension the harm done by the carb heavy and low-fat theories

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 05:16 PM (Jzz++)

195 I'm doing my first loaf of whole wheat bread with my new sourdough starter. Probably not my best effort but should taste okay.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 04:59 PM (uz3Px)


My suggestion for people with sourdough starters that just won't rise right, is to make your sourdough starter, stick it to one side and make your usual sponge with store bought yeast and then when you make the bread, add a cup of the starter for flavor.
It is cheating, but who says there is no cheating in bread baking?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:17 PM (xhaym)

196 Slice the green tomatoes and set in the fridge for at least an hour. Dip in beaten eggs, shake off excess then dip in corn meal. Salt and pepper both sides and fry on medium high heat in bacon grease. Just like they made em in the movie! lol!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:18 PM (nxdel)

197 22 How do you folks prepare grits?

posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 04:14 PM (exHjb)

I fix them the way Publius and his parents like them. 7+ tbsp of white grits, 1 tsp salt and 2 cups of water. Cook them 15-20 minutes until thickened, and stir so they don't stick. He says I've mastered their way.

Tons of butter on them.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 05:18 PM (Mzdiz)

198 Oh and of course make sure your fry them in a cast iron skillet!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 30, 2022 05:18 PM (nxdel)

199 CBD this lurker is in Urbanna VA for the annual oyster festival which starts Friday, Fried oysters, oysters on the half shell, oyster hash, oyster stew, oysters rockerfeller, etc etc So sorry you can't be here

Posted by: LMD at October 30, 2022 05:18 PM (oc8dh)

200 It is excellent, and also a good value for money. When I finish this Elijah Craig, that will be what I have.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I would submit that the gap between low and high end bourbon is not nearly as great as with, say, scotch. Kentucky Tavern, or Early Times is not so much worse than Pappy as to justify a 50:1 price differential. The difference in scotch is much more apparent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2022 05:19 PM (SIZS3)

201 I made popcorn balls today, had never made them before. I brown sugar to give them a caramel flavor. It was lots easier than I thought it would be.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 05:20 PM (OX9vb)

202 I need to get hold of the cast iron skillet. There's one rumored but I haven't used it yet.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 05:20 PM (Mzdiz)

203 I used a bar spoon of simple syrup instead of the sugar cube, because I think the whole sugar cube thing is an affectation.


Using sugar cube (or even just a bar spoon of loose table syrup) does have some practical application and minor differences.

As Chris McMillan points out, if your drink isn't sweet enough for your individual taste, a second sugar cube can be employed to up the sweetness ratio without further diluting the cocktail with more water content from the simple syrup.

Also, how you concoct your simple syrup can yield subtle changes. I heat my simple syrup to aid in dissolving the sugar in the liquid (or even sometimes steep it with added flavors to make flavored syrups). During the heating process the sucrose breaks down into glucose and fructose, which while subtle, doesn't taste as sweet as the original sucrose.

In short, if you like more sweet, the cube of sugar is the way to go versus the simple.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 05:20 PM (xLqhd)

204 *table sugar

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 05:20 PM (xLqhd)

205 I *used brown sugar.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 05:20 PM (OX9vb)

206 Oysters *sigh*

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (Mzdiz)

207 It is cheating, but who says there is no cheating in bread baking?

I have a sporadic series on my gaming blog about things that we take for granted that were very difficult before modern technology. Yeast is very much like fire in that respect. So many instructions for making yeast start with “first, get some yeast” or something very close to it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (EXyHK)

208 199 CBD this lurker is in Urbanna VA for the annual oyster festival which starts Friday, Fried oysters, oysters on the half shell, oyster hash, oyster stew, oysters rockerfeller, etc etc So sorry you can't be here
Posted by: LMD at October 30, 2022 05:18 PM (oc8dh)

How did I never hear about this? Can't go while kids are at home, but this is getting added to my "eventually I'll get there" list...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (exHjb)

209 The starter is good. (from Breadtopia and I've never gotten a bad one there). I didn't knead it enough. I've got a new Kitchen Aid mixer so no excuse there. Just had too many things to do today. It was a bit more like batter bread.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (uz3Px)

210 naturalfake, seconded on the Balcones. Almost as good as Watershed.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (wz7Ka)

211 Has anyone done grits with milk?

Not the instant, real. I seem to recall having them made this way a very, very long time ago.

When I was 29.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 05:23 PM (BFigT)

212 Nurse is too kind, I was just yammering about doing it: I did it because the local stores were making everyone get in lines to shop and I wasn't going to do that just so I could buy a jar of mayo for a sandwich.

Later I made one batch with black pepper, which apparently prevents emulsification. So instead of throwing it out I made cookies instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:23 PM (xhaym)

213 Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2022 05:16 PM (P1f+c)

That is enough alcohol for mixing in cocktails, but just barely. I use a 100 proof rye for cocktails.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 05:24 PM (XIJ/X)

214 I always use half milk and half water for my grits.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 05:24 PM (xLqhd)

215 One of my neighbors has begun putting holes in cardboard. I think it's deer season here too so does that make this a crossover event?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2022 05:24 PM (llON8)

216 CBD this lurker is in Urbanna VA for the annual oyster festival which starts Friday, Fried oysters, oysters on the half shell, oyster hash, oyster stew, oysters rockerfeller, etc etc So sorry you can't be here

Posted by: LMD at October 30, 2022 05:18 PM (oc8dh)

You are cruel.

On the other hand, I opened a dozen excellent oysters on Friday night. Two varieties from Massachusetts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 05:25 PM (XIJ/X)

217 I've got a new Kitchen Aid mixer so no excuse there. Just had too many things to do today. It was a bit more like batter bread.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (uz3Px)


I bought a Kitchen Aid stand mixer at a flea market for $40 because it doesn't have a bowl or any mixers on it.
The replacement bowl is $80.

this is a quandry for someone as cheap as I am.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:26 PM (xhaym)

218 Bulleit rye is my go-to for decent-to-good rye that’s pretty cheap. If you want really good rye, then step up to Whistle Pig. But for that price, I’d rather spend it on scotch. Make mine Islay.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2022 05:26 PM (qohbc)

219 212 Nurse is too kind, I was just yammering about doing it: I did it because the local stores were making everyone get in lines to shop and I wasn't going to do that just so I could buy a jar of mayo for a sandwich.

Later I made one batch with black pepper, which apparently prevents emulsification. So instead of throwing it out I made cookies instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:23 PM (xhaym)

Now, that's thinking after my own heart - did you do a gingerbread cookie (since I could see black pepper working well there)?

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:26 PM (exHjb)

220 naturalfake, seconded on the Balcones. Almost as good as Watershed.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (wz7Ka)


I've never heard of Watershed. I'll have to give it a whirl if it lives in the same neighborhood as Balcones and you like it.

You keep educating me, girl. Next thing you know, I'm not gonna be a moron no more!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 05:27 PM (KLPy8)

221 Since booze is being discussed, yesterday I opened a bottle of Black Ridge bourbon, finished in port casks. I am mostly an aged rum, not bourbon, sort, but I like to have some bourbon around for variety. It was pretty good - for my simple bourbon tastes. I've previously had a Woodinville port-finished bourbon that was similar, and good.

A few of the very good/very $ aged rums are "bourbon-ish" due to their aging in oak, often in ex-bourbon oak casks.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:28 PM (OTzUX)

222 This evening's meal on the patio is left over choripollo with an avocado/tomatillo sauce on warm, homemade tortillas, accompanied by black bean and corn salsa.

Followed by a klondike bar. Because I can.

And then a Balvene and a Cohiba puro Dominca.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2022 05:28 PM (tBR6g)

223 >>> 217 I've got a new Kitchen Aid mixer so no excuse there. Just had too many things to do today. It was a bit more like batter bread.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 05:21 PM (uz3Px)

I bought a Kitchen Aid stand mixer at a flea market for $40 because it doesn't have a bowl or any mixers on it.
The replacement bowl is $80.

this is a quandry for someone as cheap as I am.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:26 PM (xhaym)

Is there a particular shape or size it needs? I have a nice set of stainless steel bowls, with tops even, from Williams-Sonoma that have rounded bottoms and vertical sides. I've had them for a while but I think they were maybe $40-ish when I bought them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (llON8)

224 207 There are great recipes for sourdough starter using local (wild) yeast.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (Mzdiz)

225 Gently easing back into eating real food after 2 weeks of GI issues. Chicken quarters, mashed taters, and creamed corn w diced peppers on the menu tonight.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (ju2Fy)

226 I fried up some bacon ends-n-pieces today and thought I'd experiment making candied bacon with some of the bigger pieces. Utter failure. Basically, I fried them crisp, dusted with cinnamon, tossed with some brown sugar and put 'em in the air fryer at 400. The bacon burned before the sugar even melted, let alone caramelized. Somebody have a recipe to share?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (nfrXX)

227 I got a refurb through Ebay. I left the old KA because there was some sentimental attachment to it. I did take the grain grinder attachment. Seems to work on the new machine. I still need to try using the Vita Mix to make flour. Naybe next batch. The bread tastes fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 05:30 PM (uz3Px)

228 I bought a Kitchen Aid stand mixer at a flea market for $40 because it doesn't have a bowl or any mixers on it. The replacement bowl is $80.

I picked up a replacement bowl for $10 at an antique store. But it does require patience.

They also appear to be available used on eBay, but of course shipping something that bulky makes it effectively more expensive.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:30 PM (EXyHK)

229 I didn't even think of gingerbread, I just made chocolate chip cookies with chopped up dried plums instead of chocolate.

It wasn't the best, but it was the first cookies I had had in about six months since I decided to cut sugar out of my diet.

I think I ate them all in one day and felt hung-over the next day.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:31 PM (xhaym)

230 Cost and availability are the main obstacles to whiskey. Wild turkey 101 is the rare exception. Cheap good and available everywhere.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 05:31 PM (ZMPCu)

231 I would submit that the gap between low and high end bourbon is not nearly as great as with, say, scotch. Kentucky Tavern, or Early Times is not so much worse than Pappy as to justify a 50:1 price differential. The difference in scotch is much more apparent.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2022 05:19 PM (SIZS3)
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I agree. I’ve had some crazy expensive bourbon and I’ll swear to you it was hard to tell the difference from a $50 bottle. I think it’s the sweetness that smothers the flavors. But really high-end scotch is a noticeable step up from the cheaper stuff. I won’t spend a lot of money on bourbon. Don’t ask me the same question about scotch …

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2022 05:32 PM (qohbc)

232 During the heating process the sucrose breaks down into glucose and fructose, which while subtle, doesn't taste as sweet as the original sucrose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I get around that, partially, by making double-strength simple syrup. Twice as much sugar as water. That also waters down the cocktails less.

It's even supposed to be shelf-stable that way, but I still keep the bottle in my bar fridge.

I know it winds up not-even-fridge-stable with certain flavorings added. Cinnamon seems to last forever (or at least until I can drink it all), but fruit flavors get fuzzy after a few months.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2022 05:33 PM (P1f+c)

233 I've done the wild yeast recipe. I like the one that uses pineapple juice to adjust acidity at the start.

Oh, the mild kimchi is pretty good but more aromatic than the red. I am surprised they didn't call the bomb squad as the package looked like it was ready to explode.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 05:33 PM (uz3Px)

234 olddog, so glad you are feeling well enough to eat.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 05:34 PM (wz7Ka)

235 What are you seeing for turkey prices out there?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 05:34 PM (Mzdiz)

236 44 On Wednesday (after recovering from the MoMe… I made “Meat and Olive Loaf”. Pretty much ham, green pimento olives, and mayo ground together. I had it on a sandwich the next day (it’s supposed to set for a few hours), and it was good, but not good enough to add to my rotation. Added to salad the day after, however, and it was really good. Kind of a 1950s American Bulgogi.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 04:22 PM (EXyHK)

This reminded me of another weird 1950s recipe. My mom used to grind bologna and sweet pickles. She made sandwiches from it on white bread with mayo. I loved it, but I haven't had it for about 50 years so I may be remembering it too fondly.

Posted by: jix at October 30, 2022 05:34 PM (DU7iZ)

237 226 I fried up some bacon ends-n-pieces today and thought I'd experiment making candied bacon with some of the bigger pieces. Utter failure. Basically, I fried them crisp, dusted with cinnamon, tossed with some brown sugar and put 'em in the air fryer at 400. The bacon burned before the sugar even melted, let alone caramelized. Somebody have a recipe to share?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (nfrXX)

You don't precook the bacon...and normally, baking it (on a rack) will give you the most leeway on not burning the sugar/not undercooking the bacon. And I wouldn't pick thick cut.
I've done a version of simply's before...not 100% exactly, but close enough!
https://www.simplyrecipes.com /recipes/how_ to_make_candied_bacon/

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:34 PM (exHjb)

238 229>> A client made some candied bacon chocolate chip cookies last year. Two dozen and a gallon of cold milk didn't last the week.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2022 05:35 PM (tBR6g)

239 225 Gently easing back into eating real food after 2 weeks of GI issues. Chicken quarters, mashed taters, and creamed corn w diced peppers on the menu tonight.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (ju2Fy)

I am glad to hear you're on the mend!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:35 PM (exHjb)

240 Thanks, Ben Had. Me too.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2022 05:35 PM (ju2Fy)

241 I *used brown sugar.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 05:20 PM


#MeToo

Posted by: Mick Jagger at October 30, 2022 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Is there a particular shape or size it needs? I have a nice set of stainless steel bowls, with tops even, from Williams-Sonoma that have rounded bottoms and vertical sides. I've had them for a while but I think they were maybe $40-ish when I bought them.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (llON


The original Kitchen Aid mixer, now called The Artisan, had a bowl that screwed into the base of the mixer. This one is the newer stand mixer where the bowl has two lugs that fit into arms that hold it and raise it up and down, while the mixer stays fixed. It is a custom item, though I suppose I could put something together with bailing wire that would completely infuriate me when I used it, like every other make-shift in my life.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:36 PM (xhaym)

243 CrotchetyOldJarhead, sounds great. And I'm not even sure what choripollo is, and I've never had a Cohiba of the kind you name. Only their Macassar. I'm assuming a Dominican Cohiba, not Cuban?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

244 229 I didn't even think of gingerbread, I just made chocolate chip cookies with chopped up dried plums instead of chocolate.

It wasn't the best, but it was the first cookies I had had in about six months since I decided to cut sugar out of my diet.

I think I ate them all in one day and felt hung-over the next day.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:31 PM (xhaym)

Plum and black pepper cookies sound awesome! That's going on my "holiday try" list, although I may do a sugar cookie "base" vs a chocolate chip cookie "base"...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)

245 I loved it, but I haven't had it for about 50 years so I may be remembering it too fondly.

There are at least a few recipes like that in this collection. Last week I jokingly posted the Shrimp Spaghetti recipe. Canned shrimp over canned cooked spaghetti. It suitably horrified people. But it’s for February, after spending the day tobogganing, skiing, skating, etc. I’m pretty sure I would have loved it after spending all day exercising in freezing temperatures!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:39 PM (EXyHK)

246 Drink 1 is called a Painkiller. Rum, coconut, orange and pineapple.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:39 PM (yNsfE)

247 There was an incredible killer recipe I simply cannot find, in my own records or online, for shortbread cookies with walnuts and chile. They were amazing. Took them to T-giving one year, and the young people inhaled them, actually everyone did, but the young crowd over-did it.

Now that we've got working ovens again, would love to make it, but can't find the damn thing. Puzzling and frustrating.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

248
Plum and black pepper cookies sound awesome! That's going on my "holiday try" list, although I may do a sugar cookie "base" vs a chocolate chip cookie "base"...
Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)


Dried plums are prunes when you buy them in the store

Um, make a small batch to start, just to be sure. I remember the OMG SUGAR because I had stopped eating it, but I am not sure it was good-good.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:40 PM (xhaym)

249 Somebody have a recipe to share?
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Made this one a few times and can vouch for it.
Maple Candied Bacon

https://tinyurl.com/5bda36dm

Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2022 05:40 PM (9X/y4)

250 I get around that, partially, by making double-strength simple syrup. Twice as much sugar as water. That also waters down the cocktails less.


Yeah, I mean there are solutions, obviously. And when home bartending, it fairly easy to dial in your preferred flavor profiles.

As you can imagine, though, at a bar the client list is wide and varied. Using loose sugar or cubes allows for the storage of one item (sugar or cubes) instead of multiple bottles of simple, rich simple and light simple (1/2 strength). Instead the bartender can just tweak the drink on the fly.

Honestly though, it depends on the bar environment. If I'm at a college bar cranking out Jaeger Bombs and Fireball shots to go with the PBR draft, no one is critiquing the subtle difference in drink sweetness. They are just getting shit-hammered and trying to get laid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 05:40 PM (xLqhd)

251 Waiting for the beef brisket egg rolls to arrive.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:41 PM (yNsfE)

252 246 Drink 1 is called a Painkiller. Rum, coconut, orange and pineapple.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:39 PM (yNsfE)

sprinlke with cinmamam

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:41 PM (BRHaw)

253 Bacon, pecan and chocolate chip cookies ftw

Use mostly butter, and add a couple tablespoons of bacon fat.

Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (U2p+3)

254 #236 Jix, The ground bologna and sweet pickles is not a 1950's recipe. My mom called them Party Sandwiches and she made them as a young girl during the Depression.

Posted by: mark reardon at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (dFfQo)

255 Plum and black pepper cookies sound awesome!

I picked up a cookbook recently from Sherman Texas, 1962; it had some Cookies Dona Negra in it that I want to try. They’re black pepper cookies made with molasses and the zest of an orange and a lemon. No dried fruit as I recall.

I did make black pepper cake many years ago that I should make again. It was very good.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (EXyHK)

256 You don't precook the bacon...

Oh. Well, there ya go. I guess I massively misunderestimated the amount of heat that it would take to caramelize the sugar.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (nfrXX)

257 Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

Choripollo is just grilled yardbird topped with chorizo and a little queso fresco to hold them together. Best with flour tortillas.

Yeah, a Dominican Cohiba with a maduro wrapper. The corona is a perfect 45 minute cigar.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (tBR6g)

258 What are you seeing for turkey prices out there?

Same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 05:43 PM (D19AP)

259 Dave which rum do you use?

I drink all rum neat or with a cube, but it's the kind intended for that. Only rum drink I currently mix, only during hot weather, is a dark 'n stormy. Use good ginger beer and Hamilton 86 rum, which is a very nice dark-ish Guyana rum with a lot of depth and flavors (it's also perfectly sippable with a cube).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (OTzUX)

260 ha

San Francisco police have reportedly changed their story of how many people were in the Pelosi home at the time of the early Friday morning attack on Paul Pelosi, the 82-year-old husband of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), saying it just Paul and accused attacker 42-year-old David DePage–and that the two men did not know each other.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (BRHaw)

261 Party Sandwiches

Victory Gin

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (D19AP)

262 Speaking of government food recommendations, I read a book titled "Why we get fat" about 20 years ago. There was an extensive discussion of how the food pyramid was derived and how little and poor the science was on the subject

I read that book maybe 3-4 years ago. Still holds up, and confirmed everything I suspected about government standards...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (bUGMk)

263 Check Ebay for the mixer bowl. Seems to be a lot of choices and some prices look good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 05:45 PM (uz3Px)

264 Probably, my favorite bourbon right now that punches way above its weight and price point is -

"Legent Bourbon"

It a Beam Suntory product. The bourbon is made by Beam's master distiller part of which is finished in red wine barrels then another finishing in sherry barrels than it is blended by Suntory's Japanese master blender.

There is a whole lot of delicious flavor in these bottles. Straight or in a cocktail, it's all good with Legent.
BONUS!: Cost? Roughly $35.00/bottle.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 05:46 PM (KLPy8)

265 Greenpeace

The group has issued a report accompanied by a press release headlined, “Plastic Recycling Is A Dead-End Street—Year After Year, Plastic Recycling Declines Even as Plastic Waste Increases.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:46 PM (BRHaw)

266 I picked up a cookbook recently from Sherman Texas, 1962; it had some Cookies Dona Negra in it that I want to try. They’re black pepper cookies made with molasses and the zest of an orange and a lemon. No dried fruit as I recall.

I did make black pepper cake many years ago that I should make again. It was very good.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (EXyHK)

Well, there's my next molasses cookie to try! Why yes, molasses has been on a good sale at Safeway, and the spouse likes using it in his beer brewing, so he wants an excuse to have it around all the time - baking is now that excuse! I think citrus, molasses, and black pepper should be good...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:46 PM (exHjb)

267 San Francisco police have reportedly changed their story

Like ellen degenerates and ann he-she,
GIVE THEM THEIR PRIVACY!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 05:46 PM (D19AP)

268 Food thread, right?

Happy Halloween. SFWish.

https://bit.ly/3U8MgCp

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 30, 2022 05:46 PM (yHsuS)

269 No clue which rum was used, since I didn't mix it 😂

However, I am partial to aged Cruzan. Not expensive, but a smooth base for rum drinks.

Honestly, for all the chatter about bourbons, I prefer rum.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:47 PM (yNsfE)

270 262 Speaking of government food recommendations, I read a book titled "Why we get fat" about 20 years ago. There was an extensive discussion of how the food pyramid was derived and how little and poor the science was on the subject

I read that book maybe 3-4 years ago. Still holds up, and confirmed everything I suspected about government standards...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (bUGMk)

Peterson destroys it. youtube

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:47 PM (BRHaw)

271 I can make a mean carnitas. Alas tonight is not a carnitas night, but gourmet Mummy Dogs per the request of the children. I at least got decent hotdogs for the endeavor. I will not be partaking, I think my stomach would revolt. I have some delicata squash I will roast up with some chili powder for me.

Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2022 05:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

272 CrotchetyOldJarhead, thanks.

Yep I'm mostly coronas now, or rubustos. Coronas can have that advantage of wrapper being more of the total tobacco, so you get more of the flavor the blend was aiming at. Robert Caldwell of the brand bearing his name only smokes coronas and lanceros, I think mostly for this reason.

Be sure to check out the gun thread, should have another review up today, and several more in the pipeline to Weasel.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:48 PM (OTzUX)

273 268 Food thread, right?

Happy Halloween. SFWish.

https://bit.ly/3U8MgCp
Posted

Well. Better boobs than politics.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:48 PM (U2p+3)

274 I'm enjoying some Smithfield smoked ham, sliced paper thin.
YUM!

Posted by: gourmand du jour on the eastern seaboard at October 30, 2022 05:48 PM (/6wX0)

275 271 I can make a mean carnitas. Alas tonight is not a carnitas night, but gourmet Mummy Dogs per the request of the children. I at least got decent hotdogs for the endeavor. I will not be partaking, I think my stomach would revolt. I have some delicata squash I will roast up with some chili powder for me.
Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2022 05:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

Gotta love Halloween cooking!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:49 PM (exHjb)

276 Found the Halloween candy!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 30, 2022 05:49 PM (0IeYL)

277 Have only been exploring it for a year Dave, but might have suggestions if you're looking to get more into sipping rums.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:49 PM (OTzUX)

278 Mr. L and I are having a scotch while I heat up the spaghetti sauce I made the other day. Fresh grated parmesan to top and some leftover berry crumble pie (from my birthday) for dessert.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 30, 2022 05:49 PM (Vf4Y7)

279 I just ate some left over Fettuccine Alfredo.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Irn0L)

280 This thread always makes me hungry.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

281 The meathead wants PDT indicted for the Pelosi attack? Moron

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2022 05:52 PM (Irn0L)

282 Cookies Dona Negra — Mrs. Bill Allmon
2 cups light molasses
1 tsp black pepper
1-½ tsp cinnamon
½ tsp cloves
3 cups sifted flour
½ cup shortening
Grated rind of
1 orange
1 lemon
1/8 tsp salt
2 tsp baking powder
¼ tsp soda

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:52 PM (EXyHK)

283 Just finished a batch of oatmeal chocolate chip raisin cookies for Granddaughter #2 of Diogenes. She has the flu and it is known these cookies are an excellent cure-all.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2022 05:53 PM (anj39)

284 280 This thread always makes me hungry.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

I thought that was the idea - thus, why it runs 4-7pm PM EST on a Sunday!

I always get dinner mid thread...later today b/c kids are singing in choir at Church...I get to go to Church at 7:30am with the youngest, so I get to cook and watch football and post til they get home...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:53 PM (exHjb)

285 Combine molasses, spices and fruit rind. Let stand over night. Sift dry ingredients and add to molasses mixture along with melted shortening. Chill thoroughly and roll into finger size strips. Cut in 1-inch pieces and bake at 375 degrees, 12 to 15 minutes.

Designed for Good Eating, Women’s Society for Christian Service of Sherman Texas

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:53 PM (EXyHK)

286 Niece was asking me about cooking a brisket in the oven last night. She lives next door to her sister and they switch off cooking duties and watching kids. Gave her a big, non stick pan that I paid too much for and used once. Hoping to pass the torch a bit.

Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2022 05:53 PM (9X/y4)

287 For doing stuff with bacon, don't forget that simple but great recipe I passed along and CBD posted a few weeks back. Black pepper, fresh rosemary, baked in the oven. Great by itself (duh), perfect on burgers.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:54 PM (OTzUX)

288 Notsothoreau's idea to check ebay is what I'm thinking for mixing bowl.

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 05:54 PM (xhxe8)

289 285 Combine molasses, spices and fruit rind. Let stand over night. Sift dry ingredients and add to molasses mixture along with melted shortening. Chill thoroughly and roll into finger size strips. Cut in 1-inch pieces and bake at 375 degrees, 12 to 15 minutes.

—Designed for Good Eating, Women’s Society for Christian Service of Sherman Texas
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:53 PM (EXyHK)

Thanks so much - emailed the ingredients and instructions to myself...not sure I'm gonna do rolled strips - I might see what happens with lazy TB drops...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 05:55 PM (exHjb)

290 I can make a mean carnitas....
Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2022 05:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

My sole criteria for judging carnitas is the proportion of fat. Pork fat is second only to Ribeye fat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2022 05:55 PM (SIZS3)

291 Stephen Price Blair, I apologize for not saving you a piece of the chocolate chili cake.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 05:56 PM (wz7Ka)

292 I'm thinking bourbon is an overbought commodity these days. Have been investigating premium rums and found a few under $20 that compare favorably to bourbons at twice that price point...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 05:56 PM (bUGMk)

293 Drink 2 is called Practice what you Peach

White and aged rum, peach brandy, triple sec, orgeat, sugar and lime

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:57 PM (GTSjJ)

294 275 right!?! I should mention the children in question are 11 and 14. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2022 05:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

295 I love the weekend threads most of all. This is where we build the comraderie and this is where MoMes come together.

Of course, Ace's legendary cruelty started the whole thing. But sometimes I just can't bear all the stress and anxiety and anger. It's nice to unwind with people who value the same things I do.

So, thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:57 PM (U2p+3)

296 JoeKidd, any particular rum names?

Just picked up a Doorly's XO for under $20 yesterday, even had a $3-off coupon at TotalBooze - why, I can't imagine, it's already an incredible value.

Just curious which other names you like for under $20.

Most of my regulars are in the $20-35 range.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

297 I might see what happens with lazy TB drops...

Yeah, I will probably just flatten with a wet or sugared glass.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:58 PM (EXyHK)

298 Found the Halloween candy!!
Posted by: Weasel at October 30, 2022 05:49 PM


How about looking for our treats???? YOU WERE GONE FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!

Posted by: WeaselDog, Fun-Size Joe, & WeaselCat at October 30, 2022 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)

299 Somebody have a recipe to share?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (nfrXX)

Coat the bacon with brown sugar and a pinch of cayenne when it is raw. Lay it out on a rack and bake at medium/low temps until it crisps.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 05:58 PM (XIJ/X)

300 290 @Biff and you have to use bone in, not boneless. It’s the law,

Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2022 05:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

301 There are numerous Kitchen Aid mixing bowls on Mercari right now for around $30 (of course you can offer them less, as well).

Not sure what size you need.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 05:58 PM (o0PG3)

302 It's nice to unwind with people who value the same things I do.

So, thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 05:57 PM (U2p+3)

I concur. You guys are the best!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 05:59 PM (OX9vb)

303 Dave in Fla...
I am not a fan of fruity drinks, but #1 and #2 sound awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2022 05:59 PM (anj39)

304 Yeah I'm with you on that Joe Kidd. Bourbon is fashionable so the distilleries are cashing in.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:59 PM (GTSjJ)

305 Stephen Price Blair, I apologize for not saving you a piece of the chocolate chili cake.

As well you should!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 30, 2022 05:59 PM (EXyHK)

306 Be sure to check out the gun thread, should have another review up today, and several more in the pipeline to Weasel.

*fist bump*

Try these, and let me know what you think.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ekns5

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2022 06:00 PM (tBR6g)

307 Not sure what size you need.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

That's what he said.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:00 PM (U2p+3)

308 Hey Nurse,
I'm sipping some 15 Red Breast!

Heh heh heh
Sounds pervy doesn't it?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2022 06:02 PM (anj39)

309 San Francisco police have reportedly changed their story of how many people were in the Pelosi home at the time of the early Friday morning attack on Paul Pelosi, the 82-year-old husband of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), saying it just Paul and accused attacker 42-year-old David DePage–and that the two men did not know each other.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (BRHaw

Yes, the SFPD has begun a bizarre series of back tracking contradicting the original official reports of the three officers on the scene who filed the original arresting report. Who now isn't sure who had clothes on when you made the arrest? Come on!

Today, they refused to name or suggest that the defendant had been appointed counsel, or who that counsel even was - as is his right. And suggested reporters talk to the DA, who then suggested that that information will be forthcoming when charges are "formalized"

WTF? None of this is standard - you get an attorney immediately - like when you are arrested - not at the whim of the DA - this has become some sort of shit show that the Dems are going to regret.

Posted by: Boswell at October 30, 2022 06:02 PM (+Cgut)

310 Okay, that worked.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 30, 2022 06:02 PM (BLOW1)

311 Rum is starting to creep up in cost but it still is a great bargain overall.

You can get great old aged rums for under or around a hundred or so, whereas a similar age scotch or bourbon would cost you several hundred.

Bu-u-u-ut, that secret must be out cuz the prices are rising and rising fairly fast.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:02 PM (KLPy8)

312 Maple Candied Bacon

Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2022 05:40 PM (9X/y4)

That is not a recipe for a Manhattan, so it is invalid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:03 PM (XIJ/X)

313 CrotchetyOldJarhead, thanks! Added to the list.

And - unless it's already there, this is a perfect addition for what Weasel has been asking for - small, local, or regional brands to add to the large vendors he lists on the gun thread.

Personally I'm most likely to check out the Hatuey's Reno store, if we do a winter sports trip this season. Perfect!

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:04 PM (OTzUX)

314 My chili was very good, kicked up a few notches with all those chili peppers

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 06:04 PM (xhxe8)

315 Sounds delicious, Skip. Wish I'd had time to make chili today. Maybe tomorrow. It's great chili weather.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 06:05 PM (OX9vb)

316 294 275 right!?! I should mention the children in question are 11 and 14. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2022 05:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

My 1st trick or treated through high school...2nd is doing the same and doing my jack o lanterns tomorrow.

Good clean holiday fun should always be encouraged for tweens and teens, b/c they could get up to much worse things!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 06:06 PM (exHjb)

317 That is not a recipe for a Manhattan, so it is invalid.
----
Shit, into that damn barrel already and I'm not even drunk yet.

Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2022 06:07 PM (9X/y4)

318 @Biff and you have to use bone in, not boneless. It’s the law,
Posted by: Piper
_____________

For the pork or the ribeye? Or both? I haven't noticed much difference on the ribeye front. Never really done much on the bone in pork.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2022 06:07 PM (SIZS3)

319 Looked at the regular candy section in the grocery. Dove chocolates went from 4.89 to 8.89 in a week. Same size bag. I guess they couldn't drop the size anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 06:07 PM (wz7Ka)

320 Great chili needs a tablespoon of unsweetened dark cocoa and a shake of fish sauce.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:07 PM (U2p+3)

321 'Boid, You'll like that XO. I've mentioned it before. I just finished the Doorly's 8 year old. Just came back from TW and saw they were offering both for $19. The 8 has more of a silky finish and maybe more vanilla in in the nose. The XO (if I recall correctly) had more cedar on the palate. I took home a bottle of Foursquare spiced rum today. 14 bucks and 70 proof. Will report back with my findings..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 06:08 PM (bUGMk)

322 naturalfake I sort of feel that rum has been the surging premium spirits category for a while - at least in the American market, where it's much less prominent - and talking with some industry people confirms this. Never pleased to find myself in a crowd, but apparently I (independently) got interested just as many others were.

Europe is a much bigger market for premium rums, has been into it for a long while (there are rum cruises in the Baltic). And many of the big (and small) brands are either Europe-based or actually properties of big Euro spirits brands (like Plantation).

Hard to tell whether current inflation is the cause, or the increased demand for better rums is the reason. So far, not too bad.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:08 PM (OTzUX)

323 Gently easing back into eating real food after 2 weeks of GI issues. Chicken quarters, mashed taters, and creamed corn w diced peppers on the menu tonight.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2022 05:29 PM (ju2Fy)

I am glad to hear you're on the mend!
Posted by: Nova local

Seconded ! (I thought he had turned inside out !)

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2022 06:09 PM (T4tVD)

324 Ben Had, the Dove chocolates have been 5.89 here for some time--on a sale day, for the small bag. I just don't buy it very often anymore, but it is my fave.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 30, 2022 06:10 PM (OX9vb)

325 Joe Kidd, I remember you mentioning it - and in fact I'd already downed a bottle of the XO prior to that, and was pleasantly surprised. Now the 8-yr is added to my "to try" list for inexpensive options.

I splurged on a couple of costly bottles this summer, still haven't opened them - a Worthy Park from Jamaica, and the Real McCoy 92-proof (which is hard to come by). But as I said I've got a stable of $20-35 bottles of widely varying styles that I like a lot.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:11 PM (OTzUX)

326 Made a 15 bean soup for dinner and baked a rustic boule loaf to go with it. Had to adjust the bread recipe a ton, since I moved from almost sea-level to just over 6,000 feet. Looks like it came out ok, but will know for sure later.

This 'cooking at altitude' is for the birds.

Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2022 06:12 PM (YPaG7)

327 Great chili needs a tablespoon of unsweetened dark cocoa and a shake of fish sauce.

0_o.... Interesting. What protein are you using?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2022 06:12 PM (tBR6g)

328 Ketoish Pizza...

take one Caulipower Crust https://tinyurl.com/263sdeds, add in Rao's Pizza Sauce https://tinyurl.com/4uycjczp your favorite cheese, sea salt, and olive oil and top as needed with McCormick's italian seasoning on top...

bake @ 425 for about 12-14 minutes...

you sea salt the bottom of the cauliflower crust top and bottom after lightly dabbing it with the olive oil...

cut it down to 2 net carbs a slice.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)

329 262 I read that book maybe 3-4 years ago. Still holds up, and confirmed everything I suspected about government standards...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 05:44 PM (bUGMk)

I read it in 2012 and lost 18 pounds in 7 weeks. That was with a Thanksgiving and Christmas cheat. Made real sense to me.

The government is trying to kill us.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 30, 2022 06:13 PM (Mzdiz)

330 Made my veggie chili for the range crew a few weeks back. Always add Mexican chocolate (which has some cinnamon and almond), dash of liquid smoke, and a bottle of porter or other dark beer. Amazing how good it is for how little cooking is involved (almost zero).

Nuoc mam (fish sauce) I haven't tried, but that's an intriguing idea. Use that for my V'mese dishes. Speaking of which, haven't made caramel chicken or pork in a long time ....

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

331 What protein are you using?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2022 06:12 PM (tBR6g)


Probably salmon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:14 PM (XIJ/X)

332 so Dwayne Geddy hijacked a bus in broad daylight...

I guess Adams thinks this is a floor show.

https://youtu.be/qT3CW9d4MYI

You voted for this Big Apple

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:14 PM (Lzpvj)

333 nurse, I am disturbed that you didn't get enough to eat at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 06:15 PM (wz7Ka)

334 330 Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

Nuoc Mam is definitely Vietnamese....they use it in enough dosage you can taste it in their sweat.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:15 PM (Lzpvj)

335 Hard to tell whether current inflation is the cause, or the increased demand for better rums is the reason. So far, not too bad.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:08 PM (OTzUX)


Yeah, Jamaican, Guyanan and the other funky rums used to be held at arms length. And you could buy great stuff for a very reasonable price.

All of a sudden(for certain values of sudden) people are deciding they now like their rums to have lots of hogo or pot still flavors.

Ah well.

Smith and Cross is still a great bargain and loaded with hogo. Great Jamaican rum. Makes every cocktail it touches awesome.

Unfortunately, my favorite super funky white rum for daiquiris, yo. Has fallen off the face of the Earth.
So long, Banks 5 Island Rum. We hardly knew ye.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:18 PM (KLPy8)

336 The government is trying to kill us

Prithee, where might I purchase yon T shirt?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 06:19 PM (bUGMk)

337 335 Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:18 PM (KLPy

Speaking of natural Rums, I wonder how she is these days?

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:19 PM (Lzpvj)

338 WTF? None of this is standard - you get an attorney immediately - like when you are arrested - not at the whim of the DA - this has become some sort of shit show that the Dems are going to regret.
Posted by: Boswell at October 30, 2022 06:02 PM (+Cgut)

As someone on Twitter suggested - was this guy read his Miranda rights - he's allowed an attorney - does he have one? Who is he? Has he talked to his client - I mean the guy was arrested 2 days ago and is rotting in a jail with no arraignment on charges - the list of charges, I note, do not include breaking and entry or felony kidnapping, which pretty much undermines the narrative supplied by the Dems. But there is a required defense response - crickets - this is...weird and not legal, I think.

Posted by: Boswell at October 30, 2022 06:19 PM (+Cgut)

339 Pixy - Good morning for once

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 06:20 PM (xhxe8)

340 "This thread always makes me hungry.
Posted by: rhomboid"

Me too. I was ahead of the game today though, just finished hamburger steak in mushroom gravy and cheesy scalloped potatoes with mini-Texas toast.

Posted by: fd at October 30, 2022 06:20 PM (sn5EN)

341 313 Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 06:04 PM (OTzUX)

If I do make it to the TxMoMee I may try to make a side trip to Cimmaron Arms and Texas Jack's to look into SASS gear.

There is a part of me wanting a nice 45-70.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:21 PM (Lzpvj)

342 Mini-Texas toast is just Texas toast made from regular old sandwich bread. Well, not that old, it ain't green yet.

Posted by: fd at October 30, 2022 06:21 PM (sn5EN)

343 Met a couple at the pub today. We talked about beer and music. They surprised me by paying my tab. Apparently they enjoyed talking with me. Huh.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 06:22 PM (eGTCV)

344 337 335 Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:18 PM (KLPy

Speaking of natural Rums, I wonder how she is these days?
Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:19 PM (Lzpvj)


You lost me, man. Elucidate.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:22 PM (KLPy8)

345 Worse than hungry, sometimes makes me want something I don't have

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 06:22 PM (xhxe8)

346 309 Posted by: Boswell at October 30, 2022 06:02 PM (+Cgut)

Donkey is a tactical thinker who thinks he is a strategist...

the Sunday show narrative is "how can Republicans even run ads dammit!?!?"

When the chips are down though all they are doing is reinforcing how out of control crime is and they have spent DECADES claiming crime is caused by shit economies...

Great work donkey.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:23 PM (Lzpvj)

347 344 Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:22 PM (KLPy

Charming young lass who used to frequent ONTs decades ago.....

well "decade" anyway.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:23 PM (Lzpvj)

348 The original Kitchen Aid mixer, now called The Artisan, had a bowl that screwed into the base of the mixer. This one is the newer stand mixer where the bowl has two lugs that fit into arms that hold it and raise it up and down, while the mixer stays fixed. It is a custom item, though I suppose I could put something together with bailing wire that would completely infuriate me when I used it, like every other make-shift in my life.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 05:36 PM (xhaym)

Its called a bowl-lift mixer. Those bowls are everywhere. Just look for a bowl-lift replacement bowl.. The bowl lift mixer is the bomb.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2022 06:25 PM (VwHCD)

349 342 Mini-Texas toast is just Texas toast made from regular old sandwich bread. Well, not that old, it ain't green yet.
Posted by: fd at October 30, 2022 06:21 PM (sn5EN)

You are now ready to work in the marketing departments of "Big Food"...

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 06:25 PM (exHjb)

350 Joe Biden sticks an I Voted sticker on his granddaughter's chest, then kisses her on the mouth.

https://bit.ly/3DGz9Cb

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2022 06:25 PM (i0wNm)

351 Joe Biden sticks an I Voted sticker on his granddaughter's chest, then kisses her on the mouth.

Barf.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 30, 2022 06:26 PM (eGTCV)

352 Our Kitchen Aid mixer is about from 1991

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 06:27 PM (xhxe8)

353 Joe Biden sticks an I Voted sticker on his granddaughter's chest, then kisses her on the mouth.

https://bit.ly/3DGz9Cb
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2022 06:25 PM (i0wNm)



What a creepy family. WTF is wrong with them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2022 06:27 PM (Irn0L)

354 I often say you could mix masonry mortar in that thing and it wouldn't care

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 06:28 PM (xhxe8)

355 333 nurse, I am disturbed that you didn't get enough to eat at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh lord! Missing a few meals won't hurt me! However, I know how much effort was put forth and I'm sad I didn't get to taste the fruits of such loving labor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:28 PM (U2p+3)

356 Imma run ads showing subway commuters getting pummeled while using public transportation.

Fire Hochal and I'll fire Bragg!

Posted by: Lee Zeldin at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (tiwuF)

357 350 Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2022 06:25 PM (i0wNm)

Well the American people are in a dark moral place these days....

if you look at the top ten channels over on "insert tawdry red light district aggregator" you'll note five of the top ten channels are themed "A very Biden Bedtime."....

couple that bent with the whole gender bender crap and I think we are a society on a rocket sled to decline and implosion.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (Lzpvj)

358 Wife made eschoviche red snapper with a scotch bonnet vinegar sauce. Yowza!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (b+v9B)

359 A family that showers together stays together
J.Bitme

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (xhxe8)

360 Businesses come and go at the old GM "plant" location. The In and Out survives. Looks like a cheese steak (be still my heart) place is either going to open or had tried and already closed.
Miss the old Russians in north Hollywood, now just hipster row.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (53/KC)

361 https://youtu.be/JG4KAy9EPEo

doorbell cams...

funny one is the fella that interviewed the house he broke into.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:31 PM (Lzpvj)

362 Joe Biden sticks an I Voted sticker on his granddaughter's chest, then kisses her on the mouth.
https://bit.ly/3DGz9Cb
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2022 06:25 PM (i0wNm)


Man, it's like some creepy yahoo escapee from a William Faulkner novel became our President.

Are you sure Faulkner didn't set his novels in deepest, darkest Delaware instead of Yoknapatawpha County, Mississippi.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:31 PM (KLPy8)

363 I had to source some gears for my wife's vintage KitchenAid mixer a year or so ago. While somewhat tedious to disassemble, they are, more or less "easy" to repair.

Assuming you don't drink while disassembling. Which I didn't. So, fucked was I.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2022 06:31 PM (BFigT)

364 Tonight we are going out for neighborhood Italian to celebrate our anniversario.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2022 06:32 PM (EZebt)

365 My dinner tonight was beer and nachos. Livin' the dream, yo!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2022 06:32 PM (sAmhv)

366 We had tacos and guac for lunch so probably something light is on the menu for dinner.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:33 PM (KLPy8)

367 Tonight we are going out for neighborhood Italian to celebrate our anniversario.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Nice ! Congratulations ! Enjoy !

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2022 06:34 PM (T4tVD)

368 Drink 3 is a mojito.

Rum, mint, blackberry, lime, soda

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 06:34 PM (AsT8X)

369 Great chili needs a tablespoon of unsweetened dark cocoa and a shake of fish sauce.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:07 PM (U2p+3)

—————

Cocoa is used in many Mexican dishes and sauces. Fish sauce, no.

You serve your chili over spaghetti, don’t you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 06:34 PM (u73oe)

370 Off to grill the NY Strips. Tonight's wine will be Gnarly Head's Old Vine Zin. The salad course (salad comes after the meal in my America) will be a Mark Twain Riverboat Churchill (tobacco is a leaf and ergo a salad in my America...)

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 30, 2022 06:35 PM (bUGMk)

371 KitchenAid calls the bowl lift the "Pro" series. I think it has a stronger motor. This new one is not as heavy as the one I got in 2007. The one I was using before was probably 30 years old.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 06:35 PM (uz3Px)

372 The mojito is the best of the three.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AsT8X)

373 I think the GOP should accept modern technology and make it open season on trespassers and porch pirates.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:36 PM (Lzpvj)

374 You serve your chili over spaghetti, don’t you?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

No. In a bowl. With homemade cornbread in the bottom, chopped raw onions and shredded cheddar and sour cream on the top. Oh, and fresh jalapeños.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:36 PM (U2p+3)

375 372 Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 06:35 PM (AsT8X)

I agree Mikey...

//Sam Axe

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:36 PM (Lzpvj)

376 Great chili needs a tablespoon of unsweetened dark cocoa and a shake of fish sauce.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:07 PM (U2p+3)


The lively and experimental Mrs naturalfake thinks the same about curry.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:36 PM (KLPy8)

377 358 Wife made eschoviche red snapper with a scotch bonnet vinegar sauce. Yowza!
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (b+v9B)

You had me til scotch bonnet - that's just too much heat for me!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 06:37 PM (exHjb)

378 Just polished off a big Greek salad with sliced blackened chicken breast, it was delish and I have got plenty for tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2022 06:38 PM (a4EWo)

379 364 Tonight we are going out for neighborhood Italian to celebrate our anniversario.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2022 06:32 PM (EZebt)

Congrats!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 06:38 PM (exHjb)

380 Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal equinox.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 30, 2022 06:38 PM (Vf4Y7)

381 I like enough heat to get my attention, but not so much as to kill my sense of taste.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:38 PM (U2p+3)

382 so on the doorbell news right around 10:30 there is an NFL linebacker looking person in a blue dress...

and this too is the story of Barack Obama

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:39 PM (Lzpvj)

383 I like enough heat to get my attention, but not so much as to kill my sense of taste.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:38 PM (U2p+3)

Enough to get my nose running, but not enough to blister my lips or tongue.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

384 Okay, dinner was good (I mean, not great, but grocery store fried chicken isn't Homecomin' fried chicken - although I can eat grocery store fried chicken, so that gives it huge props), and now it's time to clean up. Thanks all for another great food thread. I love hanging out here for hours on Sunday!

Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 06:40 PM (exHjb)

385 381 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:38 PM (U2p+3)

It is important to have contrast between the meal and the drinks....

I am far from a spice fiend, but I like a good tea to go with hot sauces and toppings on beef or white meat.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:40 PM (Lzpvj)

386 Wife made eschoviche red snapper with a scotch bonnet vinegar sauce. Yowza!
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 30, 2022 06:30 PM (b+v9B)

You had me til scotch bonnet - that's just too much heat for me!
Posted by: Nova local at October 30, 2022 06:37 PM (exHjb)


How'd it work? Snapper has such a light flavor it might have gotten lost in the fire.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:40 PM (KLPy8)

387 Hiya Mrs. Leggy !

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2022 06:40 PM (T4tVD)

388 I am wondering if any of you stopped at the Salt Grass Steakhouses along I-20 or I-10 on your way in or out of Texas to get to the MoMee?

I enjoy the steaks there, and the baked taters are not bad.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:42 PM (Lzpvj)

389 Nuoc Mam is definitely Vietnamese....they use it in enough dosage you can taste it in their sweat.
Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:15 PM


And smell it 2.5 klicks away, which provided an advantage at times.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

390 nurse, I am disturbed that you didn't get enough to eat at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 06:15 PM


nurse was kinda busy, as I remember.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

391 389 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

My uncles and the Vietnamese swore they could smell the beef coming out of American pores so it evened out allegedly.

I miss the Vietnamese I grew up with, and sadly their parents are probably in the "beginning to leave" phase of their march along the mortal coil.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:45 PM (Lzpvj)

392 Bulleit Rye is a good rye that can be sipped or mixed and won't break the bank. Can usually find it around $30.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2022 06:45 PM (xWZcb)

393 Meanwhile....over at Tepid.....

Poppin Fresh has taken to adding an italicized paragraph giving a rebuttal to his links in the headline thread....

He even tried to take Josh Barro to task.

Look my eyes rolled out of my head.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:49 PM (Lzpvj)

394 One of the great things about chili is the vast variety. You can find what works for you and make it your own.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)

395 One of the great things about chili is the vast variety. You can find what works for you and make it your own.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)


I take this as Duke Lowell's indirect confession that he makes Carrot Chili.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:51 PM (KLPy8)

396 https://tinyurl.com/3pkcmbpm

PJ Media on Paul Pelosi....

So recall above where I said "tactical?"

Evidently MAGA has expanded to the point that we are taking over the batshit homeless parts of San Francisco...

kind of makes "why no swearsies we had 145% turnout and not ONE Trump vote" a harder sell no?

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:52 PM (Lzpvj)

397 My uncles and the Vietnamese swore they could smell the beef coming out of American pores so it evened out allegedly.
Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:45 PM


This is a fact - butyric acid, a short-chain fatty acid is abundant in beef, and is secreted through the sweat pores. We're around it so much it becomes a 'background smell', and we don't 'recognize' it.

Most animal fats do similar; what varies is the intensity of the smell of the secreted chemicals. Fish oil is similar, but much less intense. Some westerners say the Japanese smell fishy, but the smell is much less detectable than the beef one we have.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

398 My wife likes beans in chili. Being a normal person, I do not. However, I also like living, so I prepare pintos for her to mix into hers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 06:52 PM (u73oe)

399 371 KitchenAid calls the bowl lift the "Pro" series. I think it has a stronger motor. This new one is not as heavy as the one I got in 2007. The one I was using before was probably 30 years old.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 06:35 PM (uz3Px)

The amount of different models they made was maddening. I got Mrs B 2 of them over the years. There was the classic and then it just kept moving up the ladder. The entry ones had a plastic gear, which was no biggie, easy to change and cheap to buy, and saves from breaking other shit inside if it jams. Then you got to the metal gear models, and then the bowl lift, and then the super duper version with a motor that was rated in horsepower, not amps. I ended up upgrading her to a bowl lift, because the regular one with the screw in bowl would end tightening the bowl up super human tight from the mixing action, and *I* would have to break the bowl free.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2022 06:52 PM (VwHCD)

400 And smell it 2.5 klicks away, which provided an advantage at times.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

They probably thought the same of our food!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:53 PM (XIJ/X)

401 A thread devoted to chili would be fun. So many variations. Meat, spices, green, red, white. Beans or no beans. Veggies or none.

But. There must. Be. Beer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:53 PM (U2p+3)

402 My wife likes beans in chili. Being a normal person, I do not. However, I also like living, so I prepare pintos for her to mix into hers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 06:52 PM (u73oe)

This is wisdom in action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (4I/2K)

403 I take this as Duke Lowell's indirect confession that he makes Carrot Chili.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2022 06:51 PM


Once you're performing on OnlyFans for the 'ettes ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (a3Q+t)

404 400 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:53 PM (XIJ/X)

They did, another food you can smell in high volume is couscous, mankind if the hyper evolutionists are correct is rapidly going to lose their noses and arms and legs.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (Lzpvj)

405 All i've got is ribs and 16 year old scotch.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (KAi1n)

406 All i've got is ribs and 16 year old scotch.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (KAi1n)

You poor man. Here, have some beanie-weenies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2022 06:55 PM (4I/2K)

407 406 All i've got is ribs and 16 year old scotch.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (KAi1n)

You poor man. Here, have some beanie-weenies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2022 06:55 PM (4I/2K)

And some velveeta.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:56 PM (U2p+3)

408 But. There must. Be. Beer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:53 PM (U2p+3)

Of course! Chili and beer is a fantastic pairing. But the big question is what kind of beer goes in the chili?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:56 PM (XIJ/X)

409 405 Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (KAi1n)

You'll know inflation has hit when it is a 4 year scotch in a valu-rite bottle.

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:57 PM (Lzpvj)

410 All i've got is ribs and 16 year old scotch.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 06:54 PM (KAi1n)
==
Well, we all have to sacrifice at some point.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2022 06:57 PM (xWZcb)

411 Duncanthrax, she sure was and I was inconsiderate by not setting a plate aside for her.

The cashew butter is sublime.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 06:57 PM (wz7Ka)

412 Thanks for reading and commenting folks...even you maple-syrup lovers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:57 PM (XIJ/X)

413 One dish I’d really like to be able to make is fried chicken. Success has eluded me thus far.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2022 06:57 PM (u73oe)

414 One of the things I decided to leave behind were the two white glass bowls from the 50s KA model. Used them for years, long after the mixer was gone. But I didn't know if they wouldnake it here in one piece. I keep reminding myself that there is a lot of stuff that I don't need to replace. I've got to check out some auctions here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2022 06:58 PM (uz3Px)

415 Of course! Chili and beer is a fantastic pairing. But the big question is what kind of beer goes in the chili?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

A porter or a stout. Duh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2022 06:59 PM (U2p+3)

416 412 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:57 PM (XIJ/X)

Looks delectable as always, are you still making your own rubs?

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 06:59 PM (Lzpvj)

417 A thread devoted to chili would be fun.
----
Green chili would be fun. I'd like to snag a recipe from our friends down south. Love that stuff.

Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2022 06:59 PM (9X/y4)

418 https://youtu.be/5dnCKQsms9g

Code Blue Cam- entertaining felony arrest in Wisconsin

Posted by: sven at October 30, 2022 07:00 PM (Lzpvj)

419 254 #236 Jix, The ground bologna and sweet pickles is not a 1950's recipe. My mom called them Party Sandwiches and she made them as a young girl during the Depression.
Posted by: mark reardon at October 30, 2022 05:42 PM (dFfQo)

Interesting. I just assumed it was a Fifties recipe because that's when I had them.

Posted by: jix at October 30, 2022 07:00 PM (DU7iZ)

420 They probably thought the same of our food!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2022 06:53 PM


They did. We made a rice ration that came in a resealable pouch. You opened in the morning, poured in some water, resealed it and put it in your pack, and had rice ready to eat in the mid-afternoon or later. The Vietnamese wouldn't eat it until they came up with a nuoc mam powder that added that flavor.

It's amazing how certain scents become inextricably intertwined with certain memories.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2022 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

421 Nood GUN!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 30, 2022 07:01 PM (0J6qg)

422 246 Drink 1 is called a Painkiller. Rum, coconut, orange and pineapple.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2022 05:39 PM (yNsfE)
----
More precisely, would that be rum, coconut, rum, orange, rum, pineapple and rum? You could call the first one "Twilight Sleep" and this second one "Oblivion".

Posted by: Ciampino - Yeast is needed for bread and booze at October 30, 2022 07:02 PM (qfLjt)

423 Duke, cooking it in bacon grease is the key.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2022 07:04 PM (wz7Ka)

424

Big cast iron pot 'o black bean fire roasted tomatillo chili (or beef stew if you prefer, we Texicans DO put beans in our chili) simmering on the stove...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 30, 2022 07:09 PM (3LjS+)

425 Duke, cooking it in bacon grease is the key.
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The universal answer to all food questions.
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